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City law could evict n~n-convicted students

BY KEVIN MCDONALD allows landlords to renew the lease of non­ Councilman Anthony Felicia Jr. doubted ordinance is not directed at students and or apartment was penalized. AND BETH ASHBY convicted tenants. the constitutionality of the law. "If one there are other renters involved. A related ordinance also discussed last Staff Rtporurs "This is an unenfo rceabl e piece of band­ person gets convicted and changes for the City Council member Irene Zych has said night was tabled until the next meeting in The City Council Ia t night passed an aid legislation," said D e laware better, he is now at the mercy of the rest of the ordinance eliminates the problem of two weeks. It would require an owner of a ordinance that will evict all tenants of a Undergraduate Student Congress President the household," he said. "I have a problem students avoidi ng eviction by having a house who rents out a portion of the house to rental property if one of the residents gets Damian O' Doherty, who argued agai nst th e with that; it's double jeopardy." different tenant accept responsibili ty for have a ren ta l permit. C urre nt ly o nly two noi se violation or two members of the bill at last night's City Counci l meeting. Councilman Gerald J. Grant Jr., however, different noise violations. Four tenants could landlords who do not live in the houses they hou e each get one violati on. " It is a counter-productive proposal," said the law is a practical measure. "The have received four vio l a t ion~ before anyone rent out are required to have a permit. Although the law, which was introduced O'Doherty said, adding that recentl y image of a student being convicted, then was evicted. T h is o rdi nance also doubles the in September. requires landlords to evict all students and the city have been coming spending the rest of the semester upstairs P reviously, a te nant who received two landlord's fines for not having a rental tenants of the property, whether present at together o n a lo t of issues, and this reading the Bible- I just don' t believe it." noise violations from Newark Police was permit from $500 to $1,000 and up to 60 the time of the noise violation or not, it ordinance wi ll counteract that progress. Newark Mayor Ronald Gardner said the evicted, but no one else living in the house days in jail.

Greeks showing skin on the Beach UD research programs offer job opportunities

BY LEO SHANE Ill And while the four institutions offer Narional!State News Editor undrrgraduate research opportunities, Most college students hope that the vast majority of funding is sti ll after graduation their years of channeled toward graduate and faculty schoo/IVork will pay off in the form of research. Of the four. o nly the a successful and fulfilling career. University of Delaware has a program But in today's un certain job market, designed to promote undergraduate the dream often eludes them. research throughout all the colleges in Students looking for an edge afrer the university. graduation usually tum to practical Delaware· s Undergraduate Research experience to compliment their Program is open to all undergraduate academic students and provides academic credit achievements. Most for most participants. How UD stacks major universities Assistant Dean of Delaware' s up on .•. h e I p College of Engineering Dan Boulet Jr. Undergraduate und erg rad ua te s said many of the current engineering gain such major get involved in research Research experience by through the Undergraduate Research encouraging Program. Last in a four­ interns~ips and co­ Every year, the program publishes a part series op programs. booklet of faculty research projects In many science that undergraduates can get involved and technical fields, however, with. undergraduare research can be rh e The educational outlet also supplies determining factor between getting a students with advisement on dream job and getting unemployment undergraduate research, opportunities checks. for students to present and publish Still, as universities' research their findi ngs, advisement when budgets groll' larger, the nwnber of students apply for graduate sc hool, as cmdergraduare research programs well as offering scholarships and seems to shrink. honors credit. In th e final installment of our four­ However, Boulet aid undergraduate part series comparing the university to engineers get involved in research Junior Amy Kupres (left), rhree nearby comperitors, The Review more often in their courses than with president of Chi Omega sorority, examines opportunities for the Undergraduate Research Program. undergradrtate research at each Professors often accept and junior Michael Preville of school. focusing 01c rhe engineerin g undergraduate students to accomp41ny Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity won departmenrs of the University of them in research. In tum. Boulet said, the "Looking Fit" competition, Maryland, Rutgers Uni1•ersity and students can use thi s experience to the first event of Greek Week, on Virginia Polytechnic lnsriwre. fulfill technical electives needed for an Harrington Beach Sunday. For At all four universities, research is engineering degree. full story on Greek Week, see not only prestigio us, but also big Boulet also said 20 to 30 business. Combined, the universities undergraduates are currently employed page A3. received over $432 million worth of by the various cam pu s engineering research grants, awards and related centers, s uch as the Center for contracts during the fiscal year 1995. see UNDE RG RADUAT E page A6 ,Future leaders get Reporter's Notebook on-campus training Following Del.'s executions BY STACEY CA RLL'ISKY Joelle Perry, RS A facult y senator With three killings so Sraff Reporttr and Leadership 2000 mentor, said Fony potential leaders gathered in the goal of th e program is " to far this year, the First the Perkins Student Center Sunday identify prospective stude nt leaders to participate in the second part of who show c ha racteri stics th a t State seems to be on a the four-week Leadership 2000 distinguish themselves and to help record pace. A program designed to prepare them to develop individual styles of freshme n and sophomores for leadership." Review editor tells of leadership positions on campu . DUSC President Da mi an her experiences on The program, which is organized O' Dohe rty said Leaders hip 2000 by the Delaware Undergraduate wi ll provide a "revolvin g door of the execution trail. Student Congress and the Resident leadership w he re people who THE REVIEW I Matthew Smith BY KELLY BROSNAHAN Student Association, includes grad uate out o f th e leade rship Communication professor Beth Ciry Nt!ws £di1or weekend workshops and mid-week train ing will then become mentors." SMYRNA - Around 10:45 p.m. meetings with c urre nt campus T he 40 parti cipants co.mpleted Haslett spoke to potential Thursday ni ght a line of brake li ghts leaders called mentors. leaders at the second Leadership see LEADERSHIP page A 7 2000 meeting Sunday. illuminated th e dark road leading to the designated demonstration area at th e Delaware Detention Center. The cars, equipped with bumper stickers reading "The Death Penalty is Dead Fall at UD includes some cool classes Wrong ," turned off onto a grassy plot of land sectioned o ff with BY KATHERINE LACKOVIC lasts half a semester, is taught inside police tape into two equal-sized s~nior Staff Reporter Fly Fi shing (HYPER 167-011), and supplemented with video tapes. squares. THE REVIEW I Dominic Savini Ever tho ught of fl y fis hing in taught by English professor Thomas Pauly said students then practice out Anxio us pro testers o f various Anne Coleman, who wrote to James Clark Jr. when he was an inmate White Clay Creek - fo r credit? Pauly, will be offered for the second in a field, and once they have ages raced to get out of their cars, at Smyrna, protesting outside Clark's execution Friday morning. Believe it or not, this scenario could time. Pauly, who grew up fly fishing developed basic skills, they go out carrying handmade placards with be a reality thanks to the university's out West, said the course will teach to local areas such as White Clay rallying cries against capital ingenuity in creating unique class beginners the principles of casting Creek, Lums Pond, streams in punishment written on them. Smyrna facility fo r each of the last candles as visi ble reminders of their options for its uncertain masses. with a fly rod . Delaware and Maryland, and the Whispered conversations in the six executions , came to protest opposition. With fa ll course registrati on The one-credit course is offered Susquehanna to fish. brisk night air revealed the name of Clark' s death. Two men sharing a sign that read ending May 2, now is the time to by the physical education " There are surpri singly good convicted murderer James Clark Jr. , The vigil, sponsored by the "An eye for an eye, a tooth for " explore the selection. Here are a few department, Pauly said, because of resources in Delaware," Pauly said. who was executed shortly after Delaware Citizens Opposed to the tooth, a life for a life," were the only classes that may deserve a second increasing interest in the activity. He said fly fishing is known for midnight for the May 1994 murder Death Penalty, attracted death penalty proponents found at look: Part of the course, which only of his elderly parents. The crowd, approximately 60 people, many of the demonstration site. see COOL COURSES page A 11 which has assembled outside the whom are regular attendees at such A middle-aged woman, holding a protests. Protesters carried signs and see EXECUTION page AS A2. THE REVIFW. April 23, 1996 Biden protests modified anti-terrorism bill Democratic Sen. Joe Eiden's anti-terrorism bill makes to review an inmate on terrorism charges to terrorists- to the current list of terrorism in America. He said in the time and gives very strict time lines to state crimes for which law officers can get a foll owing the bombing, we should have murdering a federal employee punishable by the death penalty courts when reviewing cases, DeMatteis wiretap, he said. seized the opportunity to take a clear said. The severeness of the bi II restricts Biden said, "We should be sending a stand against terrorists. BY KELLEY JOHNSON tomorrow. the time frame wit!Jin which an inmate clear message to terrorists at home and "We have spent a year putting together Swff Reporler Biden, along with Senate Judiciary has to file a petition. terrorists abroad: there's no place for a frail response to a very grave menace," . The day before the one-year Committee Chairman Orrin Hatch (R­ While the legislation may have some your madness here. There's no place in he said. anniversary of the death of 168 people in Utah}, introduced the proposed bill on adequate provisions, Biden said in a America for those who would use Rep. Michael N. Castle (R-Del.) was the Oklahoma City bombing. an anti­ international terrorism in May, said written statement iss ued April 19 , it violence to make a point, or who would also dismayed with the final bill. In a terrorism bill gained the approval of the Claire DeMatteis, Eiden 's press " does little to prevent future attacks, speak through bombs instead of through written statement released April 18, he House of Representatives yet failed to secretary. which I believe is our mo~t important peaceful and legal expression." said, " I was disappointed th at the House please the bill's author, Sen. Joseph R. The bill includes $1 billion for federal task." The bill also does not contain had removed several key law Biden Jr. and state counter-terrorism efforts, Biden said one of the most effective stipulations included in his original enforcement provisions. A compromise bill between the House measures that block foreign terrorist investigative tool s law enforcement legislation on multi-point wiretaps. ·' I fought the effort to remove them and Senate won a vote of 293 to I 13 groups from raising money in the United officials have are wiretaps. But the new which allow agents to trace calls of a from the bill, and spoke on the House Thursday and makes murdering a federal States and measures for foreign terrorists law does not include those terrorism moving person, inc I udi n;; calls from floor to urge my colleagues to do the employee on the job a federal crime to be deported or excluded entry, offenses - u s ing weapons of mass cellular phones. same. Unfortunately, we were subject to the death penalty . It is DeMatteis said. destruction, violence at international Biden said the tragedy in Oklahoma unsuccessful. " expected to be igned by the pre ident The bill limits federal judges' ability airports and providing material support City brought home the concern of Speaker: differing Campus Clipboard ideals led to demise Engineering of Democratic Party students get free BY MIKE CURRY Democrats, leading to a division Stull Reporter between extremist radicals leaning Cultural differences tn the to the left a nd traditional party rides in New Jersey Democratic Party regarding the members, Radosh told an audience Vietnam War and minority voter of about 75, who gathered for the support led to the division and Eighth Memorial Huthmacher The Rowan College School of Engineering will accept possible demise of the party. an lecture . The speech was a memorial students with no tuition in order to attract new students Amertcan po litical author said for nationally acclaimed American Thursday night in Clayton Hall. historian J. Joseph Huthmacher who BY KATHLEEN MCDONOUGH Approximately 275 freshman According to Ronald Radosh , died in 1981. Srafj Reporter are enrolled in the engineering professor of hi\tory at Adelphi George Wallace and Scoop University students in the program at the uni versi ty this University, the divi s ion of the Jackson opposed McGovern for the College of Engineering could be a year. Cooper said he is hoping for Democratic party culminated with Democratic nomination in 1972, little happier- if they were 300 new tudents for the next the presidenti a l nomination of Radosh said in his speech titled THE REVIEW I Josh Withers offered the free rides given to all academic school year. George McGovern in 1972. " Divided They Fell: The Demise of Ronald Radosh, professor of history at Adelphi University, said the incoming freshmen engineering "We ' re a head of where we "[This nomn;ation] made the the Democratic Party, 1964-1996." Democratic Party's nomination of George McGovern in 1972 sealed the end. majors at Rowan College of New were last year at this time," he Democratic Pany less representative Both Wallace a nd Jackson Jersey , formerly known as said. of America than it had ever been," focused on the working class and Glassboro State College. he said, arguing that McGovern's attacked the new left-handed Jackson's weak economic and minority focus "opened the party to Nevertheless, Cooper said the The Rowan College School of appeal to less- re presented groups radicals, Radosh said. Wallace did foreign policies, according to a course that led to a steady erosion university would not be able to Engineering. to be introduced in such as college students, women and well in liberal urban areas, attracting Radosh, placed McGovern in of electoral support." offer Rowan· s financial support, war protesters alienated traditional the support of the forgotten control for the nomination. When asked abo ut President the comtng academic year, as the College of Engineeri ng New reforms regarding the Civil Clinton's campaign and presidency, re c ently announced they will blue collar \\Orker ~. American middle class. would never be able to afford During a nati o nally te lev ised Wallace appealed to those who Ri ghts Movement, Vietnam and Radosh said "He ran th e shrewdest wai ve approximately $2,500 in such a financial set-back. The appearance of McGovern with felt left out, such as the blue collar ecology, as well as McGovern's campaign in ' 92" by running as a tuition and $900 in fees every college does offer many Martin Luther King Jr., Radosh said. workers, however, he was perceived appeal to women and youth , led to new Democrat, appealing to a wider se mester for each student who scholarships, however, to assis t the cameras focused on a middle­ as "a racist demagogue" because of hi s Democrati c nomination, he said. spectrum of voters. but governing a ~ enters the program. Students must with the cost of educatiOn. aged couple holding a "McGovern his lack of support for The ideals that made McGovern a an old Democrat focusing on family still supply the cost of room and Sophomore chemical' for President'' sign and wearing deseg'regation, said Radosh, who strong candidate in the party, values. board, however, at approximate ly engineering major John nothing but a torn American flag as attributed McGovern's attempted Rados h sai d , "led to hi s being Radosh al so predicted th at within $4,800 per year. Mo cariello said the university's · a bikini and j o ckstrap. Radosh assassination and subsequent swamped in the election." the next 20 years, there will be a With the tuition waivers, very selective engineering ' added that McGovern later admitted injuries as the rea on Wallace was Some key cultural differences major political realignment and an s chool officials satd they are program offers students a quality , " this was not helpful'' to the forced out of the race. between the Democratic candidates internal war within the two major hoping to establi sh their newly education that is worth the price. campaign because liberals were Jackson emerged as a different split the party and paved the way for political partie ~ because radic als, formed program by competi ng As a New Jersey resident, turned off by his radical supporters. candidate, he Sdtd, who opposed a Republican stronghold on conservati.ve> and liberals all need e c onomically with well­ Moscariello said he would' not' The issues of the late ' 60s and radical Democrats and never American voters, he said. to be well represented. e s tablished programs at other have considered attending Rowan early '70s produced a spl'it among alienated traditional liberals. McGovern' s anti-war stance and universities. instead of Delaware if given the Of the nearly 450 qudents who opportunity as a senior in high app lied to Rowan' s School of school because he doubts the Engineering, 156 have been quality of their program. accepted. ''I'm no t sure how Rowan will Roth reacts to new EPA carcinogen guidelines Delaware Dean of Engineering be able to get people from out of Stuart Cooper said, however, that state," he said. ' BY STEFANIE SMALL Sen. William V. Roth (R-Del), all the available bi o log ical According to the press release, "fin ancial issues are just part of Job Miller. a sophomore A.\"StSltlnl New,\ Ed11u r who requested the assistance of inform a ti o n known about the new guidelines will allow for the equation" when looking into chemical engineering major who The Environmental Protection the EPA in March to help carcinogens while assessing a more prec ise measure of how the qualifications of engineering took classes at Rowan as a senior Agency issued new proposed Delaware determine why it has cancer hazard s, according. to an dangerous an agent is . an idea of programs at any school. in high school , said he was not guidelines fo1 carcinogen risk the second highest cancer April 16 EPA press release. at what dose it be comes Instead, he said he believes satisfied with the level of classes• assessment in edrly April. calling mortality rate in the nation, said A ccordin g to the proposed dangerous, a nd a clear most engineering s tuden ts are offered there. for major changes for the first he was pleased with the EPA's guidelines, the old guidelines did explanation of all the assumptions mainly concerned with the quality He said he thinks Rowan is time since the current guidelines propo ed g uidelines for call for all relevant informati on to and uncertainties about an agent. of a program rather than h ow d eveloping the tuition waiver were adopted in 1986. carcinogen risk assessment. be evaluated, but relied primarily The pro posed guidelines say much it may set them back. program simply to "develop their In a memorandum to EPA staff "With the high cancer rates in o n tumor findings, failing to make there will be a framewo rk As a result, the university does name" or to attract more people members, admimstrator Carol M. Delaware, this is an issue of u se of all of the biological allowing fo r all bi o logical not need to worry abou t to the school. Browner wrote that the changes tremendous importance," Ro th information available - a in formation to be incorporated so c ompeting against Rowan for " By the time I graduate, I don't a re the result of many EPA ­ said. "I would hope that the EPA s ituation the new guidelines are many s ituations regardin g an students, Cooper said. think Rowan would have a much sponsored meetings. Tht;. proposal will go further 111 he lpin g designed to remedy. agent's cancer danger c an be "In the short run this year, our of a status anyway,'' he sa id , is necessary because, "stnce 1986. Delaware identify environmental The EPA will now usc a range recognized. They are also flexible enrollment numbers are up,'' he comparing the ew Jersey knowledge of carcinogenesis and links to Delaware's high cancer of tes ts that will consider the enough to allow fo r future s aid . "Compa red to previous college to the University or' the risk asses men! process have rate. mode in which the agent is cancer advances in science. year , we're ahead with our Delaware. continued to advance,'· she w r o t ~. The old guidelines did not use caustng. acceptances." Campus Calendar Police Reports CPR TRAINlL~G OR RETRAINING HOLOCAUST SLIDE LECfURE COURSE TOMORROW A CPR training/retraining course will A slide lecture, "Holocaust Bone WOODY WACKER IN Chapel St. and was also arrested be hejd in the Kirkwood Room of the Structure," with ceramic artist Roy TOWNE COURT for trespassing, police said. STOLEN AIR JORDAN'S Perkins Student Center at 6:30 tonight. Strasserg will be held in 005 Kirkbride A male subject was see n FROM SAVE ON Cost is $20 for students and $25 for the Hall at 7 p.m. tomorrow. ANTIQUE THEFT AT public. Advance registration is required. masturbating and excreting SNEAKS For information, call 837-8229 or 837- STUDENT RESEARCH ON WOMEN seminal fluids in front of building THE BOB CARPENTER Two pairs of Nike Air Jordan 1620. CONFERENCE 81 of Towne Court Apartments CENTER X 's were stolen from Save on University graduate and undergraduate Sunday evening, according to A woman reported $16,550 Sneaks in the College Square WORLD CINEMA FILM SERIES students will present their original research Newark Police. worth of gold and s ilver antique Shopping Center Sunday TONIGHT on women or gender related issues in the The suspect is described as a items stolen during an antique afternoon, according to Newark "Au revoir, Les Infants" (France Kirkwood Room of the Perkins Student six-foot white male with a slim show hosted at the Bob Carpenter Police. 1987), French with English subtitles, will Center from 9 am. to 4 p.m. Thursday. build, dark brown hair and a hairy Center March 31, according to While with a customer, an be shown in 529 lecture hall of the Higher chest, wearing jean cut-offs, Capt. Jim Flatley of University employee observed two black Education Building, Georgetown, at 7 BROWN-BAG LUNCH AND white socks and construction-type Police. males looking at the sneakers on tonight. For information, call 855-1657. LECTIJRE THURSDAY boots, police said. a clearance rack, police said. Dr. Charles Robinson, professor of When the emloyee returned to the R<\CE, ETHNICITY AND English, wi II speak on 'The Library as a ARREST MADE FOR CULTURE LECfURE Laboratory: Preparing an Edition of Mary MARIJUANA STOLEN DRAIN clearance rack , two pairs of Charles Clark IV of the Nanticoke Shelly's Frankenstein Notebooks" from POSSESSION AT sneakers were missing a nd the SPOUTS electronic securi ty tags that had Tribe will give a lecture titled "An Indian noon to I p.m. Thursday in the Class of ABANDONED SOUTH A 19 -year-old male was Perspective of Native American Culture" 1941 Lecture Room in the Morris Library. been on them were left in the CHAPEL FACTORY arrested April 9 for stealing tomorrow from 12:20 to I: I 0 p.m. in the For information, ca11831-2231. boxes, they said. A 43-year-old Newark man copper drain spouts from the Ewing Room of the Perkins Student Police said the stolen sneakers was arrested Saturday for university, according to Flatley. Center. for information, call 831-1899. LA TIN AMERICAN DANCE AND were valued at $"240. MUSIC LESSONS possession of marijuana and drug Jason Hicks, a non-university paraphernalia, according to ART HISTORY LECTURE There will be a Latin American dance student. was arrested for two -compiled by Angela Andriola TOMORROW NIGHT and music presentation at 7 p.m. Thursday Newark Police. counts of theft after he allegedly Robert Venturi, architect of the New in Pearson Auditorium. Dancers !Tom the The suspect was found took the drain spouts form the Student Center, will host a lecture titled Latin American Community Center, the smoking marijuana at the Hart s horn Gym and Robinson "Iconography and Electronics in a American Ballroom Academy and the abandoned factory on 70 S. Hall , he said. Generic Architecture" at 5:30 p.m. Hoi a group wi II demonstrate various tomorrow in the ew Student Center. For dances of the Hispanic world. Admission information, call 831-8416. is free. For information, call831-2758.

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April 23, 1996 . T H E REVIEW . A3 World 14th Amendment challenged in Wilm. opportt .nily t.:> find the brightest sUidents of legality, but the firms were under "intense News The Delaware Bar Association offers a scholarship to the minor;ty pool and attract them to pressure" from the Delaware Bar minorities; three white students filed suit against it Delaware ·· Association to participate, he said. Summary The 10-and-a-half-week summer Six months ago, a group of lawyers BY BETH ASHBY The Center for Individual Rights in internship is offered to 20 first-year, minority approached the Delaware Bar Association Copy EJ11or Washington, D.C., fi led suit on behalf of the law students. After the students are challenging the program's legality, he said. Three first-year law stude nt s have three students, accusing program sponsors. introduced to the Delaware bar, courts and T he Delaware Bar Association then ISRAELI GUNBOATS FIRE ON recently filed suit in Delaware's U.S. Distri ct including the state govemment and leading community, th ey then intern at a law firm produced a document t laiming to prove the CIVILIAN CARS Court claiming they were denied internships law firms and corporations. of discriminating and a government office. program's constituti onality. RMAILE, Lebanon - As diplomats scrambled to because they are white. on the basis of race in award ing summer The students are paid $600 a week for II "It's creating a real stir in th e legal end the fighting between Israel and Shiite Muslim Donald Kochen, Christopher Crowley internships. weeks and then receive a $2,000 payment community," the attorney said. guerrillas in southern Lebanon, Israeli gunboats and Jeffrey Jewell applied to, and ·.vere Michael Rosman. a upon completion of the program. The suit names as defendants U.S. fired on civili~n cars Saturday on the main coastal rejected fr om, th e Louis L. Redding editorial lawyer for the Center for The prosecution seeks monetary damages Attorney General Janet Reno and the U. S. highway south of Beirut, effectively c losing the Fellowship Program, which was established pageAlO Individual Rights. said the and an injunction ending the program's race Attorney for Delaware Gregory Sleet; Gov. road and isolating major southern cities. last year by the Delaware Bar Association to program discriminates quali fication . Thomas Carper, Delaware Attorney General The guerrillas, meanwhil e , kept up their draw minority lawyers to Delaware. .______] "i ll egally on the basis of According to a Wilmington attorney who M. Jane Brady; state Secretary of Finance retaliatory firing of Katyusha rockets at settlement s Currently, African Americans compri se race" and violates various tatutes as well as requested anonymity, the internship program Sarah Jackson and 18 Delaware law fi rms in northern Israel, where re~idents have either fled approximately two percent of Delaware's the First and 14th Amendments, which was created as the result of urging from state and corporations. the area or moved into underground shelters. Israel attorneys, according to a 1994 News Journal guarant ees U.S. citizens the "equal courts and local corporation because of the Sheri Woodruff, Carper's spokeswoman, responded by pounding suspected guerrilla ·study. Minorities make up over 20 percent of protection" of the laws. extreme lack of minorily lawyers. said she could not discuss the suit because positions with artillery and 50 to 60 airstrikes, an Delaware' s total population, nearly 17 President of th e Delaware Bar When asked to sponsor the program, litigation was in process, although she said increase from the previous day, said a spokesman percent of which are black, the 1990 U.S. Associat ~on Michae l Parkowski said, some lawyers within the sponsoring law the complaint has been delivered to Carper's for the Untied Nations. Census determined. however, that the internship program is "an firms had questions about the program's office. On Friday, Israel seemed to moderate its offensive following its accidenta l shelling Thursday of a U .N. compound packed with refugees that killed about I 00 men, women and children. Israel has warned residents of outhern Lebanon AIDS: 'Our Looking to leave the area and has insisted that it s airstrikes and artillery barrages are aimed at members of the Iranian-backed guerrilla group know as Hezbollah ahead at - not civilians. Hezbo llah, or Party of God. is generation's fighting to e nd Israel ' s occupation of outhern Lebanon. In practice, however. civilians have borne the Greek brunt of Israe l's 10-day-old offensive. Of the Vietnam' roughly 150 people killed, the vast majority have been non-combatants. 'Like a lot of you, I had read all Week 1996 WESTERN LEADERS VOICE of the pamphlets,' said AIDS SUPPORT FOR YELTSIN'S RE­ The festivities kicked off ELECTIO activist TJ. Sullivan. 'I thought I with an aerobic dance MOSCOW - As French President Jacques Chirac was up on the whole AIDS thing.' extolled breakthroughs in nu clear security and competition, 'Looking East-West relations "due to the personality of Boris BY CHRISTOPHER Y ASIEJKO Fit,' on Harrington Yeltsin ," the beaming Russian president was on Stafl Reporrer Beach Sunday hand to take the bows. Two former fra ternity members from Indiana Yeltsin was out of earshot for more subtl e praise University held a presentation Sunday evening on from President Clinton, who described him as a how to deal with AIDS , dubbing the epidemic BY JENNIFER COOK partner in the quest for prosperity and peace. But '·our generation's Vietnam ... Sraff Reporru Clinton' s confident prediction that Russian voters Joel Goldman, who is HIV-positive, is touring Greek Week, which aims to will " look to the future and not the past" in shaping the country with college fr iend T.J. Sullivan to promote unity among the their society made clear which candidate the White spread his story a nd emphasize the consequences university 's Greek community, House prefers in the upcoming presidential election of mixing sex and alcohol. kicked off thi s Sunday on Harrington here. Goldman a nd Sullivan used humo r in their Beac h with "Looking Fit," an Even Japanese Prime Minister Ryutaro presentation, which was held before a packed aerobic danc e competiti o n s ome Hashimoto put aside his nation's chilly dispute crowd in the Pearson Hall auditorium. The prepare all year to win. wi th Ru ssia over ownership of the Kuril Is!:tnds to predominantly Greek audience spent much of the Junior Amy Kupres, pres ident of describe himself and Yeltsin as "good friends." 90 minutes laughing as the two men performed a Chi Omega soro rity, and junior Leaders of the Group of Seven industrial nations stand-up comedy-like routine. Michael Preville, a member of Alpha gathered in Moscow on Saturday, ostensibly to At the same time , ho wever, Goldman and Eps ilon Pi fraternity, won first place tackle nuclear se::urity and proliferation issues, but Sullivan etched their message intu the minds o f in the Looking Fi t competition, also to cast Ydtsin as an important world player the audience using language and situatio ns college according to junior Anthony Mosca, before a Russian audience. students could relate to. THE REVIEW I Joe Frusctone the vice president of external affairs With the June election shaping up as a contest Goldman said AIDS is currently the nation 's HIV-positive Joel Goldman, 32, is touring the country and fo r Inte rfra te rnity Counc il and between an incumbent currently on the outs with leading killer of men and women between the ages speaking to college students about AIDS education. m e mbe r o f Sigma Phi Epsilon his own people and a Communist cashing in on of 20 and 44. fraternity. nostalgia for Soviet-era clo ut , Russia' s most " Like a lot of you , I had read all of the Greek Week is sponsored by the influential allies are fi nding it increasingly difficult latex condom and gl o ve, to help e xpl a in the proper ways to use pamphlets," Sulli van s aid. " I had seen all the Panhellenic Council and IFC . to separate their support for the reform process protection during sex. cheesy TV specials. I felt pretty up on the whole Altho ugh not all of the sororities and from the persona of Yeltsin. A s h o rt film was s h o wn a bo ut ha l fway th r o u g h th e AIDS thing. But when one of your friends calls presentati o n that was ta ped during a Dayto na Beach Spr i ng fraternities on campus partic ipate, all and tells you something li ke that, you suddenly Break. The clips included candid reactions o f tudents unde r the members are invited, said senior Bill BELL ATLANTIC, NYNEX IN realize that you just don ' t know anything that you influe nce to the AIDS-alcoho l question, provid ing a n am usi ng Werde, IFC president. COMMUNICATIONS MEGA­ really need to know at all.'" v ie w o f coll ege s tude nts ' careless a ttitude toward sex a nd In addition to the Looking Fi t MERGER Goldman, 32, concentrated on the decisions he alcoho l. c ompetition, Greek Week consists of made during his college years and how those W ASHlNGTON - In what would be the second­ One intoxicated woman in the video said she often has casua l a series o f scheduled daily e vents, decisions a ffect him no w . He explained h o w largest corporate merger in U.S. history, Nynex sex and doesn' t mind the next morni ng's hangover as long as s he including a dodge-ball game called careless a person c an become when under the Corp. agreed Sunday afternoon to merge with East can tell her friends she "got him." b o mbardment , arm wrestling, influence of alcohol , disregarding any ne ed for Coast rival Bell Atlantic in a deal valued at $22 The event was sponsored by the Res id ent Student Association. swimming events, a dance and lip precautions with the rationalization that " th is billion. the Inter-Fraternity C o un cil , the Pa nhe ll eni c Coun cil a nd nine sync c ompetition called Air Band, person looks c lean.'' The combination creates the nation's second soro rities and fraternities. and a ta lent competition called Greek Sullivan , 27, focused on how the HIV virus largest telephone company, behind long-distance Bo th Joelle Perry, RSA faculty senator. and Ro bin Gre ene, G o d and Goddess , according to works, different ways alcohol can affect decision giant AT&T. Panhellenic president, said they felt every student att e nding le ft junior Emily Mitchell, a member of making, and ways students can reduce risk and The deal , which officials say they expect to with a greater awa re ness of the di sease. Chi Omega and Panhellenic · prevent infection . He used several props, such as a complete within a year, is the second combination programming chairwoman. of two regional Bell telephone companies this Greek Games, whi c h Alpha month, after Texas-based SBC Communi cations Epsilon Pi President Paul Inc. announced April l it would buy San Addlesto ne, a j uni or, described as a Francisco-based Pacific Telesis for about $ 17 " mini-Oiympics," will mark the end billion. of Greek Week on Sunday, April 28. The two deals mark a furious effort by telephone Teen-age deaths from gunplay Addlestone said events include a carriers and other communication companies to long-di s tance keg toss. a I 00-yard consolidate in preparation for new competiti o n dash, an obstacle course and a three­ resulting from sweeping new regulati ons signed on the rise across the nation mile run. into law by President Clinton in February. Mitchell said fraternilies an d The new law requires local telephone sororitie will compete for points in monopolies to open up their markets to rivals in Delaware officials react to national study on shooting deaths in IO-I9 age group each event. At th e end of the week, exchange for the freedom to enter the $70 billion trophres wrll be awarded to the , long-distance and $25 billion cable-TV industries. BY KATHLEEN MCDO OUGH admini strati on said child safety is one among children. winners of daily events, th e winners The Bell Atlantic-Nynex mergl!r is part of a Sraff Reporru of his top priorities. To combat the John Rago, press secretary fo r of Greek Games and one gra nd recent revival in large-scale corporate mergers, Gunplay is now the second-leading problem, Carper said in a recent press Castle, said the congressman views champion of the entire week. ' especia ll y a mo ng e ntertainment , cause of dea th for 10- to 19-year­ release that he favored the creation of violence am o ng c hildre n as an According to Kristin McCasilin, a telecommunications and media companies. It is the o lds, accordin g to a study released by a new law prohibiting the illeg a l obvious probl e m. j uni or and president of Kappa Delta second-biggest such deal in U.S. hi story , after the the Children's Defense Fund on April possession of a weapon within 1,000 In a s tatement to Th e R e vie w , sorority . the trophies a re not the RJR Nabisco-Kohlberg Kravis Roberts deal at the 8. feet of a school zone or recreational Castle said, " Parents must pass on to most important factor. height of the 1980s merger wave. Many of these deaths a re area. This law was put into effect in their children a e nse of community " It' s not really about winn ing," h o mi cides a nd s uic ides occurrin g 1994. and values, and respect and tolerance she said, adding that the purpose of •TOBACCO POISONS INHALED BY among the 15- to 19-yea r-o ld age Carper also signed Senate Bill 281 for others.·· Greek Week is to unite the Greek ; EXPECTANT MOTHERS APPEAR group. A child dies every 92 minutes in July of 1994, which prohibited the Castle introduced the "Youth community. as a result of gunfire, and gunplay possession of handgun s by juveniles, H andgun Safety Act," which was "It is an opportunity for the IN NEWBORNS trails only motor vehicle accidents in unless possession of the weapon is included in the 1994 Crime Bill. The WASHINGTON - New tests of mothers who universi ty to see how we as Greeks number of deaths, the study said. legitimate (for the purpose of wildlife law makes it illegal for minors to can come together ," said Ric hard s moke show that the c hemical poisons from The results of the study coincide hunting, for example) or the child is possess handguns, unless the weapon tobacco smoke are being found in the blood of Whitworth, a sophomore and with a similar one d o ne by Sen. under adult supervision. is being used for a gun safety course, president o f Tau Kappa Epsilon their newborns, scientists reported Sunday. Joseph R . Biden ( D-D e l. ) last In o rder to figh t crime among target practice or hunting under adult fraternity. " W e don ' t have the Although the poisons are not as concentrated in December concerning juvenile youths, Carper s i gned various supervision . reputation on campus that we should 1 the infants as they are in the mothers' blood, shooting deaths in Delaware. measures during the first three years Youth violence is also an have," he said. The week is a chance ' researchers fro m the University of Louisville According to that report, if the rate of his administration designed to important topic of discussion for for the whole university to see that School of Medicine in Kentucky said the amount of of violence among juveniles remains ensure the safety of children. Biden and his administration. being Greek is more than just ' carcinogenic material in newborn blood is directly the same, there will be an increase Carper signed a law providing for Biden said in a report on teen-age partying, he said. proportional to the number of cigarettes the from about 4,000 juvenile murderers longer supervision of violent juvenile violence that he believes the crime Senior Lisa Robert , president of pregnant woman smoked per day. today to about 5,000 by 2005. offenders. This law a ll ows Family rate among youths is surpassing the Alpha Xi Delta soro rity, said the Other researchers reported that women who If this rate continues to rise, Court to maintain jurisdiction over crime rate among adults. smoke also show evidence of tobacco carcinogens juvenile murderers could more than juvenile offenders after their 18th In this report , Biden said, scheduled events are not the only in their cervical mucus. This discovery strengthens double to about l 0,000 by 2005, the birthdays , believing that these " Increased violence by teenagers is activities that the sorority will take : a long-held suspicion that smoking is linked to report said. children still require supervision even so severe that the nation's leading part in during Greek Week. : cervical cancer. Although Newark Police said gun though they are legal adults. experts on crime now point to "We have a lot of practices," she 1 Both studies were discussed Sunday at the said, "we practice to make sure that 1 violence among children is not a He also signed legislatio n calling America ' s 'two crime rates' -a annual meeting of the American Association for major problem in the area, they said a for more p o li ce involvement in juvenile crime rate which is rising we have our dances together and our Cancer Research in Washington, D.C. The meeting 19-year-old was shot on Dec. 23 , schools. This law assigns eight State rapidly and an adult crime rate \"hi '­ ·ether. .. continues through Wednesday. 1995. The police could not comment Police Youth Aid Officers to districts is now falling." Whil ~or th said Greek Week is the According to toxicologist Steven Myers, from on the cause of this shooting since it statewide to maintain safety a nd A representative for Sen. William o ne time o f the year, othe r than Kentuc)cy, the recent study of infants' health is the is still under investigation. educate the children o n violence V. Roth said he did not view c rime Homeco ming, when the Greek fi rst to yield direct evidence of fetal exposure to 1 The a larming number of shooting prevention. among America's youth as a seri o us community has a strong sense of 1 the carcinogens from smoking. deaths among child ren has earned the Rep. Michael Castle (R-Del.) has problem and had no comment on the identity. ' atten ti on of many state also been working with his issue. "Everyone in the Greek -compiled f rom The Washington Post/Los representatives. administration to fight youth violence community looks forward to Greek Angeles Times News Service by Lisa A. Bartell Gov. Thomas R . Carper and his a nd reduce the current d eath rate Week. It is probably the best time to be a Greek at this university," he said. ·,

A4. THE REV IEW. April 23, 1996 Pulitzer-winning poet reads at UD -- Former English professo'fWD. Snodgrass' new work is a series of monologues spoken by Adolf Hitler

BY SHANNON CANFIELD thoug hts and feelings of the Nazis Staff Reporter a'nd discover the roots of their W.D. Snodgrass, Pulit zer Priz.:­ destructive behavior. winning poet and former university Several of the people in professor, read from his newest attendance said they were inspired compilation, "Fuhrer Bunker," to a by Snodgrass' works. group of more than I 00 students, "Snodgrass wrote poems that ... alumni and fac ulty Thursday night I had been waiting to read sin(;e I in Kirkbride Hall. started reading poetry,·· said a The work, first published as an former student of Snodgrass, Devon unfinished collection in 1977 and Miller-Dug.gan, who introduced him now completed by Snodgrass, in the beginning of the reading. "He consists of a series of monologues writes with honesty." spoken by Adolf Hitler, his mistress, Snodgrass is speaking on a THE REVIEW I Christine Fuller his officers and others who worked national college tour. He recently Here are five of 20 university alumni who received the closely with Hitler in his fi nal days. spoke at Georgetown University and Presidentia! Citation for Outstanding Achievement. Snodgrass kept the audience is headed next to his hometown of engrossed in his poetry with his Wilkinsburg, Pa. vivid images, his powerful voice When asked why he wa~ on this and his abi lity to make them laugh. recent tour, Snodgrass said reading " We' ll boil their liver for poetry is what he loves to do. "Why Twenty alumni breakfast and fry their balls like does a pianist play the piano?" he bacon. If t hey fight back, those asked. bloody cunts, we' II bang them on Sophomore Jen Poirier said of the two fronts at once," Snodgrass read, " I given award poet, enjoyed his readings imitating limericks that Berliners because of his enthusiasm and his made up to mock their failing obvious love of what he does." BY EMILY HAHN and 19 disciplines. ominations for leaders toward the end of World "D," as Snodgrass is called by Staff Reporter the award were made by deans and War II. friends, won the 1960 Pulitzer Prize "Combine the ability to dream pro fessors within the various The "Fuhrer Bunker" and other for hi s collection titled "Heart's and a solid ed ucation , and the colleges. works of Snodgrass dealing with Needle," a book dealing mostly with possibilities arc endless," said Julia Patty Deiner. professor of Hitler have caused some memory and the loss of hi s daughter E. Unger, a 1988 graduate of the individual and family studies, said controversy. Cynthia through a divorce. university. she ·'tried to think of tudents who Snodgrass has been charged with Snodgrass was a professor of Unger was one of 20 alumni who changed my life as well as the lives humanizing the Nazi Party but he creati ve writing and contemporary received the University of Delaware of others" during the nomination has argued that they were already literature at th e university from 1980 Pres id e ntial Citation for process. human before he wrote about them. to 1994. Since his retirement, he Outstanding Achievement award at Patric ia Ann Childs, who He has admitted to making the said he has kept himself busy a ceremony held Friday in Mitchell received her undergraduate degree Nazis seem more attractive than finishing the "Fuhrer Bunker·· in Hall. in child development and THE REVIEW I Manhew Smith they are in reality, but he said he has Mexico. He is currently working on According to President David P. exceptional children from the Poet W.D. Snodgrass read to more than 100 students and faculty done so that he could investigate the an essay about another poet. Roselle, the award "honors universi ty tn 1976, was from his latest collection Thursday night in Kirkbride Hall. university graduates of the last 20 recommended for the presidential years who ex hibit great promise in citation by Deiner. their professional or public service Childs was extremely active in activities.'· the American A ssociation on The pres identia l citatton was Men tal Deficiency, the Delaware Black, Jewish struggle similar, speaker says created in 1992. Stncc that time, Association for Retarded Citizens there have heen I 05 recipients of and o ther organizations before the award. retiring because of her Multiple BY CHRISTINE FULLER because there extsted a people called European Jews, Lester disagreed saying Jews," Lester said. "Too many black Among those honored Friday Sclerosis. ' A!.!isranr Plwro Editor blacks." Lester smd describi ng the ease that many Jews do cut the ties by leaders fail to understand that tolerance was Renosi Mokate, who flew in Since then, Childs has redirected Tension exists between blacks and with which Je\\s .::an pass themselves changing their names. This of anti-Semitism only encourages from South Africa to receive her her focus to helping people with Jews despite the discrimination they off as part of the whtte majority. disassociation, he said, is an further anti-black acts." a ward. M oka t<.: received her chronic illness achieve success and both encounter, according to a Another dilference between the two impossibility for blacks because of their Lester said he would like to see the master's degree from the university obtain a better quality of life. Since University of Massachusetts professor groups. said tho:: veteran of the Civil skin color. leaders of the major branches of in 19 83 in urban affairs and public Childs could not attend the who spoke at the university Thursday Rights Movement. is that Jews feel they Lester offered an explanation for Christianity, Islam and Judaism come policy and went on to serve as chief ceremony, her father accepted the night. have a spiritual unity. which is difficult anti-Semitic actions that come from the together to create a document that he executive officer of the Independent award in her place. "Jews anu blacks regard each other for blacks because they came from African-American community, saying would title "Call to Conscience and Electoral Commission, which University Provost Melvyn as issues that need to be debated,'. said different pans of Africa, speaking many blacks are compelled by their Responsibility." administered South Africa's first Schiavelli told the audience that the Julius Lester, a professor of Jewish different languages. own self-hatred. U people are secure in This document, he said, would multiracial election in April 1994. individual successes of university studies in his speech in Smith Hall. He said Jews have experienced the themselves, he said, they have no need appeal to common interests that can be Another alumnus who received alumni are also successes for the Lester, an African American who American dream and benefited to commit hate crimes agai nst other worked out on local levels, such as the award was Willie Curtis, an university. converted to Judaism, said Jews often economically. and . unlike blacks, their people. clean cities, higher literacy rates and the associate professor at the United According to Schiavelli, the try to relate to blacks because of their oppression did not continue in the Lester also denounced the anti­ fight against drugs. States Naval Academy. Curtis was university's ability to continuously common histories of suffering. United State.. Semitic acts of black leaders, namely, "We share a common humanity, life, the firs t African America n to change and still preserve the ability Blacks resent a comparison o f When a kwio;h audience member Louis Farakhan. liberty and the pursuit of happiness," he receive a Ph.D. from the university to teach students information that thernsel ve~ ·.vith Jews, he said, because said she felt it was tmpossible for Jews "Supporters of the Million Man said. "We must enlarge our sights in political science. will be relevant after graduation is they feel a connection no longer exists. in the United States to separate March should let Farakhan know that beyond individual pains and focus on " My academic experience ... measured by the success of alumni. "In America, Jews became white themselves from their ties with they won 't tolerate historical lies about the pains of the country." motivated me to seek excellence in For thi s reason Schiavelli said, both teaching and research," Curtis "The accomplishments of those here said . today show that change is a four­ In total, the hono red alumni letter word. Change is spelled H-O­ represented eight different colleges P-E."

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BY KELLEY JOHNSON She said they hoped to show local city everyone in the community realize that there traffic congest~on. It will take place in the where she graduated from Wofford College StuJj Reponer officials the concern they had to alleviate ihe needed to be harmony between the students backyard of Turner's 176 West Main Street in Spartanburg with degrees in English and It is hard to hear newly elected City traffic that poses a threat to university and the residents to make progress with such home, begin~ting at II a.m. sociology. Councilwoman Nancy Turner's Southern- students and the citizens of Newark. a big problem. Turner said she ha been working very She has lived in the Newark area for 15 • accented voice over the constant sounds of At first she only had two signs, Turner Turner said, "There is nothing like a hard on the campaign to bring a bypass to years and moved to her West Main Street the 18-wheelers, dump trucks and delivery said, but soon neighbors got interested and common cause to bring things together." So Newark, but she likes all the work because it residence four years ago. , trucks that constantly barrel through the then the signs lined the streets of Newark, she began uniting students and citizens in an gives her opportunities to discover her Turner's interests arc not just limited to inter ection parallel to her side porch on enforcing the idea that traffic in the city was effort to make some changes. neighbors. solving Newark's traffic problems; she also Cleveland Avenue. a big problem. "This campaign has crossed all political She said she considers herself a "highly enjoys fly fishing and even builds her own It was this ~arne problem that inspired In September, she founded Citizens boundaries - race, age, students and social creature" and said, "Actu ally, I just rods and makes her own flies. , Turner, who w~ sworn in to her first term on Against Traffic, a non-profit organization citizens," she said. Members of the Lambda love people. She said when she first saw the sport, April 16, to take a stand in her community. based on her ideas. Chi Alpha fraternity have been very helpful "We'll do this and we'll have a wonderful while visiting friends in Iceland, she was In August of 1994. with an upcoming city Her neighbors liked her energy and to her, Turner said, during both the election time in the process," she said of the ongoing amazed and determined to learn for herself. election, she and her husband had signs coerced her into running for City Council for and the social gatherings she sponsors at her bypass efforts. She compared fly fishing to her : printed that read, "No Bypass. No Vote," District 5. home. Turner said she thinks she'll enjoy being involvement with the community and city • -referring to continuing efforts by community ''I hate politics. I like getting things done," One such event will take place on on c ity counci l. She says, "For lack of a council. • ·111embers to build a bypass to direct traffic Turner said. It was not until the traffic issue Saturday, when CAT holds its second annual better word, it is like a maternal feeling to "It's all about putting your sights on a ' around Cleveland Avenue and West Main that she realized the two went hand-in-hand. barbecue sale to raise funds to support the me." goal and learning how to get there." Street. She said the traffic problem also made efforts of finding solutions to Newark's Turner is originally from South Carolina,

Triumph and tragedy of Ag Day I just wanna bang on my drum all day • • •

BY Al\'GELA ANDRIOLA different anima ls, flower site for the day's activities. Staff Rrportt:r arranging and a bird bonanza. WVUD, the university's radio Grandparents. parents and Karen Aniunas, assistant dean stati o n, broadcast I i ve from Ag children of all ages could be seen of student services for Day and gave away free bumper ,gallivanting around the Agricultural Sciences, said Ag stickers while running a free Agricultural Sciences buildings Day, which has been held for raffle. pn South College Avenue approximately 20 years, is aimed The event was a new · ;saturday with the sweet smell of at educating the public about the experience for freshman •.~ow manure tickling their noses. College of Agricultural Sciences agricu lture major Katherine The Coll~::ge of Agticultural and agricultural industry. Norton who said, " If my schedule Sciences· annual Ag Day brought Among the day's attractions will permit me, I would take part a petting Lon - consisting of a were pony ridt:s, incubators set up in [Ag Day] again." Norton and ow. she p. pigs and a donkey - fot spectatur<> to witness baby animal science freshman Giselle }O the buildings. located next to c hickens hatch, sheep shearing Lopez spent the day s tamping , tht: universlly ' s Ice Arena, for demonstrations and nutritional children's hands with miniature · · ~hildren to learn abou t the information booths on fruits and animal footprints. agricultural uses of these animals. vegetable~. Face painting was Lopez, who hopes to become a • nyonc who felt brave enough offered with the proceeds veterinarian, enjoyed the nice was given the opportunity to milk benefiting the homeless of weather and chance to see the the cow. Wilmington. children interact with the animals. ~ PI<;j~i c food, activities and Children v. ere given the The students benefit greatly educational exhibits were opportunity to play in bails of from this event, Aniunas said. provided from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. hay , hold baby chickens and "Students run the entire show. .' Throughout the day. stamp themselves with the animal They get experience a nd have fun · agriculture students and faculty of their choi~o;c . teaching people because not many hosted demonstrations, uch as A live blue hen, the know about what [Ag students] , ,.artificial inseminati o ns of university's mascot, was also on are doing." THE REVIEW I Dominic Savini ,• ' Sophomores Eric Garland and Mandy Kelly get into the rhythm during Friday afternoon's ,. ' drum circle on Harrington Beach.

Earth Week closes with Lorax BY ELIZABETH BREALEY Staff Reponer Jl}e ~tll-dent E~;~\/jronmental Action Coalition concluded its cefebration of Earth Week 1996 with a reading on the Mall of"The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss. Senior Keith Sunshine read to approximately 20 students gathered in fron t of Memorial Hall Friday afternoon. SEAC President Meg Chandler, dressed as the Lorax, a fictitious character created by Seuss. carried a placard stating the overall theme of the book: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awfully lot, nothing is going to get better- it's not." Chandler, who has read the book approximately 80 or 90 times, explained that the book is important because "it discusses all major environmental issues." "The Lorax" informs the reader of endangered species, air and water pollution and deforestation. The book stresses that business and the environment do not necessarily have to be opponents, Chandler said. "There are no jobs on a dead planet." In the book , the Lorax is a character who is concerned with environmental issues, especially deforestation. He tries to convince businesses th at if they do not stop cutting down trees for their own profit, there will be no trees left. SEAC Secretary Laura White said the book i "important for anyone at any age. Every time I read it I get something new out of it.'' "The Lorax" explains important environmental issues to children in a way they can understand . "Bringing issues to kids is a way of leaving a mark on society for the better," Chandler said. The Lorax costume, SEAC's mascot, was donated by Anna White, last year's SEAC president. Chandler said White "left the costume a~ a legacy." THE REVIEW I Man hew Smith During Earth Week 1996, SEAC also sponsored "Eco-Art," a program on how to make cr&fts from The Lorax watches and listens as senior Keith trash; a video showing of "The Lorax" and Dave Sunshine reads Dr. Seuss' book. Street's Ultimate College and University Environment Show. SEAC also had information booths about differeni environmental issues all week long in the Perkins Student Center.

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"However, universities, however. have formal asthma and climate paid and receive valuable research sometimes s tudents with a C+ programs for undergraduates several c lasses, Rawls said, that experience. "U n de r grad u at!! average who are solid in a particular interested in research. allow them to get practical research experience in a classroom setting, BY COLLEEN PECORELLI in population. research is pretty popular with a rea can conv in ce professors to At the University of Maryland, Sraff Repumr Currently employed as a students," he said. "Our students advise their research." undergraduates wanting to such as a senior research class. 1 However, the number of classes The cool days of early autumn researcher with the National often get their names on professors' The second way students can get participate in research seem to and opportunities for undergraduatos may be a welcome comfort from the Oceanic and Atmospheric papers." involved is through the James J. receive little help in their pursuit. hot summer for some people, but Association in Washington, D.C ., Unlike Delaware, Rutgers lacks Slade Honors Program, a s pecial Carol Rawl s, student affairs is smalL : "Most of the research is done tty those s uffering from as thma may Jamason presented this study at the an undergraduate research program program named for a former office supervisor for Maryland's graduate students," Rawls said. find breath ing more difficult during A sociation of American for every major, but has everal professor who worked extensively College of Engineering, said "There's no real formal way for Phoebe Crofts, spokeswoman fQr these months. Geographers annual meeting in sim il ar departmental research with undergraduate researchers. Virgjnia Polytechnic Institute s According to a study conducted Charlotte, N.C., in early ApriL The opportunities. Bernath said after two years in undergraduates to get involved in College of Engineering, said "it's :a by Paul Jamason, a former graduate meeting was a gathering of Dr. Fred Bernath, associate dean the engineering major, any student undergraduate re search; it' s left up hit or miss thing" for students wHo research assistant for the scient i fie , govern mental and of Rutgers' College of Engineering, maintaining a 3.2 or higher grade to the students if they are wish to get involved ~n university's department of academic organizations from all said undergraduate research within point average is eligible for the interested." undergraduate research. geography, the low temperatures over the world. that college is fairly common. program. Students can use research Rawls said students attracted to '" Undergraduates contact that persisted for a few days in the During th e study, daily air masses "Part of o ur philosophy is to credit as a substitution for some of doing research must contact individual faculty for research arjd fall doubled the average weekly and hospital asthma admissions encourage undergraduates to get their classes, have a research project professors within a department to they can receive credit," Crofts said. hospital admission count of asthma were compared to determine the air involved in research," he said. due their senior year, and must take see if any positions are available. While undergraduate researcher> are sufferers from approximately 400 in mass with the highest amount of Bernath said there are two main a special class designed to give them Opportunities arise when individual common, she said getting involved early September to more than 800 in statistically significant "epidemic ways undergraduates get involved in research experience. pro fesso rs need ass is tants for projects. with professors' work is left up to early October. admissions days," Jamason said. engineering research. The first is for Bernath s aid there are the students. Jamason, who was given a Such epidemic admissions days students to approach individual approximately I 10 students in the Students can call the College of Climate Change and Impacts on were those days that showed a much professors and inquire about program, out of approximately 1.100 Engineering Student Affairs Office Human He al th and Welfare grant to higher than expected mean for a opportunities. junior and senior e ngineering to receive in fo rm at ion about .. I study the implications of weather on gi ven day. I health. said he conducted his study According to Jamason , other in the New York metropolitan area conditions that may affect asthma because its large number of rates are pollen. weeds, fungi and emergency admissions supplied pollution. Interestingly, although the " better daily counts" of asthma summer season showed the highest cases than would be found in levels of pollution ,_ it had the lowest Delaware because of the differences _admission of asthma totals . 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After the exercise, Haslett told the This year's mentors are students to realize that in leadership 9:00a.m. Welcome: Dr. Beth Haslett, Acting Director, Women's Studies Interdisciplinary Program O'Doherty, Perry , Terri Jeffries, positions "gender differences don't Socml Issues-Under Graduate Division president of RSA, and Scott Mason, exist and both males and females Five minute di. cus ion will folio" each fifteen minute presenlation assistant director of the student 9: 10 ''The Division of Household Work in the Dual Career Family" tend to ask questions and solve center. Christine Carino, Family and Consumer Science problems equally." This theory When the featured speaker, Beth 9:JO "Athletes, Violence and the Media" proved correct because both men and Rebecca Churilla. Communications Haslett, a communication professor, women agreed that they listened as 9:50 "Women Battering: Behind the Curtain of Privacy" asked students what they hoped to well as trying to solve one another's Maureen Gordon. Women ·s Studies learn from the program , junior problems. Sodall.uue.<-Uruler Cmdume Diviswn business major Brian Atkinson said, Haslett also emphasized non­ Five mmwe discussion will follow end1 fifteen minute presenwtion "I want to get to know other leaders, verbal communication skills as an 10:10 " Is Just Knowing Enough? The Effects of AIDS Knowledge on Injection Drug Users' Future High-Risk Behaviors" learn bener listening skills, and do important aspect of good leadership. Rachael E. Bennett. Sociology some networking." "Eye contact is the most important , IO:JO ''Toys Arc Us: Gender Socialjzation Through Toys and Toy Play" Even current leaders cited factor 1n non-verbal Laurie Ellis McLeod. Sociology leadership skills on which to communication," she said. "Mothers For Others: A Race, Class, and Gender Analysis of Surrogacy" 10:50 1m prove. President David P. Roselle spoke Heather Dillaway. Sociology Jeffries said she thought the briefly about being a good leader. 11 :10 •'The Feminist Debate On PornoGraphy: Sex Based Repression or Sexual Expression?" experience would help her in her role Tara . Woolfolk, Individual and Family Studies "Leadership is intangible," he said. as president of RSA, since dealing "You never know when you get up 11:30 "Sexuality and Mothering: Theoretical Dilen ·mas" with other people is an integral part Kaitilin Stevens O"Shea. Individual and Family studies in the morning what your leadership of her job. She said she thought the 11 :50 "Feminjst Theory and the Paradox of Gender Neutral Sentencing Practices" possibilities are going to be for the Amy Farrell. Sociology workshop would help her foster day." 12 :10 '•A Comparative of Black and White Women's Exits from Welfare: Factors contributing to Exit vs Factors better lines of communication According to John Gil, a member Contributing to Prolonged Dependence" between RSA and students. of the Leadership Task Force who Patricia Mongrandt, Sociology The students participated in a works in the College of Business and 12 :30 Break role-playing exercise to show that Economics, "Your grade point Hw1wnities-Graduate Division gender differences in listening skills average won't make you successful; Five muwte disc:u .~shm ,..,.Iff fiJI/ow each fifteen minute presentation do not maner in leadership positions. it's leadership abilities that put you 1:30 "Interpretations of the Virgin Icon of Santa Maria in Trastevere, Rome Italy" For example, most men tend to talk on the fast track." Carla M. Marconni. Art History and interrupt more rather than 1:50 "A Woman's Worth: Nazi Ideology and Legal and Physical Violence Against Women" William M. Thomas. History 2:10 "Mary Anne Sadlier's Crusading Catholics and the American Sentimental Novel" Marie O'Brien. English 2:30 "Fashioning Passion: Clothing and Female Sexuality in Alfred, Lord Tennyson's IdvUs of the Kjng" Student Center empties Windy A. Counsell. Literature/Cultural ~tud te s Htwumities-Undel:£:raduate Division Five minute di.Ku.uion will follow each fifteen minwe presentation after fire in WVUD 2:50 ••Josephine Butler: The Influences of a Victorian Feminist" Melanie Stenquist. History 3:30 uThe Same Sea As Every Summer: Esher l'usquets' Postmodernist Depiction of Socially Constructed Gender Constraints" BY GREGORY SHULAS center that houses WVUD and The Srujf Repon t:r Leslie C. Bauer Berger, Foreign Languages and Literatures Review. RECEPTION AND REFRESHMENTS FOR PARTICIPANTS AND THE AUDIENCE An electrical fire broke out at 9:55 An ambulance walllng on p.m. Saturday in the WVUD office. Academy Street was not needed since Blue and Gold Room. Perkins Student r~mer Announcement of Graduate and Undergraduate winners University students and employees no one was injured in the fire. At sponsored by: Office of Women 's Affairs and the Women's Studies Interdisciplinary Program and from The Review, WVUD and the I0:22, firefighters k ft the building. in cooperation with the Commission on the Status of Women and the Office of the President. Scrounge were forced to evacuate the When the electricity in hjs Perkins Student Center, University c.omputer turned off, Alperson went Police said. for a walk down the hall for a drink. It Despite the temporary disorder, the was then when the smell of the fire fire and its damage were minimal, hit, said sophomore WVUD DJ Lilah police said. Evans. In a meeting with police and "I called security, and they told me Public Safety, it was determined that to sound the alarm. Police were there University of Delaware electrical circuit breakers above the in five minutes," Alperson said. ' WYUD restroom caused the fire, 'The fan in the women's bathroom police said was on, but the electrical current wat User Services '·I walked out the back door and I still running, and that's how the fire smellt:U fire," said Scrounge Manager was started,'. Evans said. David Eisenhower, who was working Newark Police quickly called in an when the fire started. electrician to solve lhe problem, is now hiring The student supervisor at The University Police said. Scrounge told everyone to leave the Because there was no serious building and then called security, he danger, authorities turned off the fire Student Employees to work in a said. alarm and at 10 :30 p.m ., and Newark and University Police students and Scroun mployee showed up at the scene at 10 p.m .. were allowed to reenter the building, variety of computing facilities and fire trucks arrived 13 minutes police said. later, said WYUD Public Director The station was back on the air at Dave Alperson, who was one of four I 0:45, 45 minutes after the electrical students working at the station when ftre was discovered, Evans said. Positions available the electrical fire broke out. 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placard in one hand and a candle in the other , swapped signs with an elderly gentleman who had one with (he words of Gandhi on it. "Oh, I like this one," she said, taking the sign bearing the words, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." In return, she gave him one with the words, " Hitler would be proud, Jesus would weep." Though the area was lighted by a noisy electric generator, the mass of candles in the square created an image of added warmth. A group of elderly wo men holding lit candles reca ll e d the January protests of the executions of convicted murderers Billy Bailey THE REVIEW I Dominic Savini and William Flamer, wh e re the combination o f wet we athe r and cold conditio n s did no t a ll o w protesters 10 keep their candles lit. said, referring 10 Clark and Bailey, DCOP, was rung repeatedly as the Th o~ e pro tes ts, wh ich garnered who she counseled while th ey were crowd di spersed, with many tu rned national media attention, attrac ted on Death Row await ing execution. to w a rd th e prison . A clergyman more th an I 00 people to each vigil. Though her daughter Frances was could be seen praying the rosary as For th ese wo me n and countless mu rdered II years ago in Los he paced around the square, while a others who have gathered during th e A nge les. Co leman is a regu la r yo ung man fe ll to hi s knees in past six years to protest what they attendee at th e vigil protests. '" When praye r at the edge of the fence. call " legalized murder," the late­ they execute someone in o ur name. M e m bers o f the media, with night vigils held by the DCOP are as they make murderers of us all ," she came ras and mi crophones in hand, dis tinc tive as th e m en .fo r who m said. flocked to the protesters as they THE REVIEW I Dommie Savini they pray. M any of them, incl ud ing The assembled crowd made use prayed, a king some to comment on Protesters took part in a Thursday night vigil with candles and signs just before James Clark Jr. Dover resident Anne Coleman, have of prayer and song to pass the time th e e xecuti o n and s hining bright was executed at 12:20 a.m. Friday. be come ac qu ainte d with th e unt il th ey received notification th at lights from their cameras o n others murderers on Death Row, including the execution was carried out. Vigil who wo uld not comment. those who have already di ed . organizer Kevi n O'Connell of Arou nd 12:30 a. m ., a white " It 's reall y h a rd to lose two DCOP selected re ligious hymns and po lice car dro ve down to the peopl e I had befri ended,'" Coleman prayers while ind ividuals were demonstration site from the prison. given the opportun ity to voice th eir A spokes ma n fro m th e priso n oppositi o n to C lark' s execution. announced th at the execution had Protesters , whose voices were been carried out and th at Clark was OIPE1?J MDC choked wtth emotion, spoke pronounced dead at 12::!0 a. m. passionately about the horrors of As th e somber crowd fil ed out of ·· sani tited killing·· as well as the square to th eir cars, Co leman alternatives to capital punishment. consoled her fri end Barbara Lewis A group or men circled t he - whose own son Robert Gattis is crowd. singing with such fervor that awaiting execution on Death Row in B~A1r NDGIIIT they did not seem to notice the hot De laware a nd with who m Lewis wax dripping from their candles fo unded a support group for victims May 5, 1996 8:30p.m. onto their fingers . The men. wh o or viole nt c rimes, B ecause Love were from House of Pride, a Dover Allows Compassion. Bacchus Theater reform shelter, hav;: spent time in As the two wo men embraced, prison and are now 111 the process of they d isc ussed the loss of yet Cool music, Hit poetry, Lots of readjusting to society. another inmate they had befriended. With m idnight approaching. '" Jesu , gi ve me strength until the coffee ..... O ' Conne ll call ed fo r a time o f next ti me," Lewis said as she silence a nd recoll ec ti on. A large separated from a tearful Coleman. Be there, hep daddyO, or be copper bell, the trademark of the

• (square) . The Review would like to congratulate its new editor, Leanne Milway, and its new sponsorl~ d by Sigma Tau Delta, the Englis~1 Honor Society executive editor, Peter Ratso Bothum. Good luck next year, gang.

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April 23, 1996 • THE REVIEW • A 11 Cool courses, 'Fly Fishing' and 'Study of Murder,' coming fall continued from page A I three-credit course des igned said, and allows students to follow interviews to determine voter gain a broader. more inclusive view Death as Romance a nd Reality, specifically for the purpose of the election very closely. reactions, Pika said. of murder.·· Students should reach a Violent Death and Di saster, Man's He said fly fishing is known for studying the e lection process. An According to Pika's course Because thi s is an honors course, better understanding of th e "social Favo rite Form of Homicide, War catching trout, but his class may fish honors colloquium titled "Choosing description, the class, which has no c lass s ize IS limited to about 20 and legal aspects of man's violent and Warriors, Judgi ng th e Death for bass and stripers in the the President," offered by professor prerequisites, will explore the students. and morbid nat ure:· Penalty, Murder in the Media, Susquehanna. Joseph Pika, chairman of political process by which the chief executive T he criminal justice department Philosophy of Murder, Murder En The physical education science and international relations, is selected , place conte mporary Those with a taste for the offers The Study of Murder as an Masse, Assassination, and Evidence. department provides equipment for does just that. practi ces in hi storical context, trace macabre may be interested in '·The · historical and contemporary analysis Kelly said his dasses have, from the course. Thi s course (POSC 390-080) the 1996 contest from the Study of Murder." a three-credit of criminal homicide, examining the time to time, taken trips to provides an opportunity for students nomination campaign through the course designeJ to "confront th e nature and extent of murder Washington, D.C., or a morgue. Many students will be voting for to immerse themselves in current fall contest, and attempt to ex plain truth about murder. " including murders related to "One year a student participated in the first time in the 1996 presidential events relating to the election, Pika and evaluate the 1996 outcome. Taught by professor John Kelly assassination and war. an autopsy," he said. election and won't have time to do said. Students will write essays on of the criminal justi ce department, According to th e course ou tline. • the research necessary to make an The cou rse has been o ffered issu<;:S and candidate qyalities and thi s course (CRJU 313-0 10) focus'es the c lass, whic h has no The music department offers informed decision. during previous election years, he may conduct Election Day exit "on thi s solemn subject in order to prerequisites, wi ll cover topics titled History of Rock (MUSC 107-010 ), a One way to make time is to take a relatively new three-credit class, taught by professor Alan Hamant. The course, which has no prerequ 1slles, examines the predecessors of rock music, he said, includi ng black and white ethnic folk music and what he calls "vari ous forms of African American derivative music." The goal, Hamant said, is to see how th e various mechanical components of music, such as the use of blue notes or syncopation, are utilized in rock music. The course takes a historical perspective based on musical style, Hamant said , and takes it chronologically as far as possible. "We can usually get through to the early eighties,'' he said. Some artists studied in thi process include Elvis, Bill Halley. Buddy Holly. Chuck Berry and Little Richard. The course is '· beneficial to anyone generally interested in the subject," Hamant said. " I hope it would appeal to musicians and non-musicians alike."

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So, if there's a Center for Black Culture, why isn't there a Center for White Culture? ' So, why should today's generation of white Americans continue to pay for the transgressions of their ancestors? So, why aren't whites protected from discrimination the same way blacks are? Frankly, we're tired of these questions. We've even answered them before. Can it be some people weren't listening? It must be so. Three white guys are currently suing everybody from the Delaware State Bar Association to the Attorney General of the United States over the fact that their race prohibited them from receiving the Louis L. Redding fellowship, a program designed to draw minority law students to Delaware (see story, page A3). The politic of minority-only programs closely reflects the politics of affirmative action programs - which have taken a severe and lamentable beating in the past few years - and the justifications, which we'll soon discuss, are likewise closely related. The Review believes not only that both affirmative action and programs like the Redding fellowship are good and neces ary. but also that they do not, as the white law students claim, violate the U.S. S-rlL\.. -:t 1 M Constitution. l The 14th Amendment to the Constitution promi e that "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or -roo .Sv~E. ~e: immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty or property, without due process of law: nor T>O E5 N T LO c K A deny to any person within it jurisdiction the equal protection of the "l'~\NG L\KE \-\\5" laws." The plaintiffs claim the Redding fellowship, designed exclusively for minority law students, violates their right to equal protection. P\ ~"TUR€.. Malarkey. First of all, the Redding fellowship, federally supported though it may be, is an educational program, not a law. More importantly, what it denies to non-minority applicants is not equal LETTERS TO THE EDITOR protection of the laws, but access to a pecial prkvilege - one which doesn' t ev n begin to balance out the explicit and hidden privileges enjoyed by white people. We all learn, at an early age, the adage, "It's not what you know, it's Three cheers for the Variety Show who you know." This statement, save for its grammatical imperfection, is pretty damn solid. An unseen network, which ensures Johnny Whiteboy This letter has nothing about gays, together with us - it might not have been not just athletic prowess - which is not to gets into law school and gets an internship and eventually gets a Blacks, Jews or anythi ng like that in it. It as diversified a crowd as you woulci get in, say athletic prowess is bad, but it is just the partnership in Uncle Ted's firm, perpetuates itself silently through the doesn ' t have anything about university let's say, a Knicks I Celtics game at majority of what everyone else gets to see generations. administration, or even the conditions of the Madison Square Garden, but for UD, the as talent from our black community. dining halls we eat in every day. So if Don't believe us? In a state where 20 percent of the population is mix wa OK. It was good to see people with o ther you're looking for another typical Review And with all this going on , I just talents get the attention and exposure they black, how is it possible that only two percent of Delaware's lawyers are controversy, you can skip over this letter to happened to catch the show .. and what a deserve. Oh, and don't let me forget to _J\frican American? And given this state of affairs, isn't it important- to the editor. show it was! For all of those who couldn' t mentio n the display the CBC had up benefit the Delaware judiciary a·nd their "clients" - to remedy the For all those that just want to read a make it, you missed a pretty good celebrating its 20-year anniversary- again, imbalance? comment on an actual positive event that production - but it's not my place to tell very entertaining and very educational. We think so. happened here at UD this past weekend, you what happened ... after al l, I'm not a I personally hope the Variety Show can read on ... repo rter. I'm just a brother who really once again become a tradition here at the This past Friday. the Cult ural enjoys di splays of talent, and I didn't know University of Delaware, because it seems Programming Advisory Board a::d the how much talent walked these hallowed like in these times of racial religious and DUSC scores with leadership program Center for Black Culture. along with halls of UD! The singing! The drama acts' sexual orientation arguments, there was at numerous other contributors, brought back The rapping! And I may have not known all least one time people came together just to The Delaware Undergraduate Student Congress' Leadership 2000 the once-annual Variety Show. I liked the the participants personally, but I see a good show. program kicked off last week to little fanfare. The Review is pleased to see show form the second 1 walking into the remembered seeing all of them at least once Before I close, mad shout-outs go to all what appears to be an excellent opportunity for underclassmen to learn the door. because it had already succeeded in in my lime here, so it gave the s how a the participams in the sho w, North Campus, nuts and bolts of campus leadership, organizing and student politics. We doing something that only controversies personal touch as well. and Raw Elementz for rippin it up on their commend DUSC President Damian O'Doherty for his work on this have been successful in doing with black All types of talent were di s played - debut show; to all of RISE, and to Shannon, program. and wish all the participants well. Good luck! students here at UD in the past- it brought from gospel to R&B singing to dramatic Belena and all the rest of the heads on the us together. It not only brought us together performances with poems and stories with CPAB (sorry, I don ' t know a ll of yo u. but as UD students. but it also brought us important message , and, of course, jazz­ good job!) together with people from . the surrounding like performances to the rap art form. It all Two strikes and you're all out communities of Newark and Wilmington. goes to show that black people. even as one Matthew David The City Council took a giant leap backward for student kind at its And as if that wasn't good enough, it also color, are as diverse as any other culture, Sophomore, Engineering meeting last night, passing an ordinance that requires landlords to evict all brought oth er minorities and non-minorities possessing a plethora of talents and abilities, tenants in a house that racks up a total of two noise violations. It doesn't matter if you were home when your roommate invited 60 .of his or her best friends over and got written up for the second time - you're getting kicked out. Sure, you could renew the lease, but that's a hassle. and what happens to your security deposit? Looking fit to be tied for Greek Week Let's call this law what it is: a piece of anti-student legislation that is written to appear as a piece of landlord-directed legislation. DUSC did a There will be a fraternity and enthusiasm are great, but it reminded me of something else: It 's once good job crambling to keep the ordinance from passing, but once again missi ng from Greek Week seems to be the view of many again that time of year when those of us who >Jewark makes it clear that it wants off-campus students back on campus. competition thi s year. That in fraternities that the winner are me lanin-impaired have learned to dread. fraternity will be my own. Pi should simply be the man who The temperature ri e , the clothes come off Kappa Alpha, or Pika to most. looks best. The criteria for and ... WHAM. Our whiteness is revealed in Some may be quick to espouse judging needs Jo be changed to a blaze of baby's-butt-white flesh. I am hera A note about letters to the editor the credo that "'Q uitters never reflect this view. to say that for some of us, it's just a fact of The Review welcomes responses from the public. All letters must be signed and win" - but there are mitigating I am proud of my brothers in Pi life. I don't get tan, and I have learned to live include a phone number for verification. Anonymous letters will not be printed. circumstances. Kappa Alpha. In the face of with it. Letters may be subject to editing for clarity and length when necessary. Pika is pulling out of Greek what happened, they were very My brothers in Pika like me to be aro und Send letters to: Week competition to protest the One-Eyed Thoughts much in control of themselves when they are outside soaking in the rays. The Review results of the week's first event, as they left Harrington Beach. They th ink the blinding glare of the sun 's 250 Perkins Student Center Looking Fit, and to show Bill Werde The brothers got together and reflection off my eggshell-colored torsq Newark. DE 19716. solidarity in s upport of Scott decided that boycotting Greek he.Jps them to tan faster. I have gotten used tq Warnick , the Pika brother who was Week was something they wanted to do. It the jokes. After the Looking Fit competiti on Send e-mail responses or letters to [email protected]. seemingly robbed when the results were was discussed , voted on and will be many of us in Pika went to Kate' s to help announced. They are entirely justified in supported by every brother. Scott celebrate his performance. T he entire their complaint. and I am proud of the In spite of the disappointing results for deck made fun of me. lt seemed there was decision that we, as a fraternity, have made. Scott, I did get to see some pretty impressive some question as to where the sleeves on my A little background information is aspects of the G reek community and its T-shirt ended, and where my arms began. Guest Columns required for those of you unfamiliar with members. Ignoring the threat of rain , I am not go ing to sit here and pick on tan Greek Week or the Looking Fit competition. hundreds of Greeks crammed "the beach" to people. Some of you shed your shirts for ona The Review welcomes guest edito~;ial columns from students and other members of the university community. Greek Week is a week-long series of sporting see the best bodies that frate rn ities a nd day in spring and immediately have a deep CoiiiDlDS should be 500-750 words in length, and be relevant to the affairs of events held around campus, in which sorori ti es had to offer. The hard work and tan . It just so happens that I could positio~ the university. the nation or the world. Interfraternity Council fraternities and ingenuity that wem into many of the routines myself 10 feet from the sun and not get color. 1 Panhellenic Council sororities vie to place in was great to see. And in a true show of class, Do I harbor resentment? No. Have I learned lf .hi~, call Gary Geise at 831-2771, or e-mail to [email protected]. order to earn points. At the end of the week, Mike Preville, the winner of the Lookin~ Fit to be the first one to make the jokes? You'd the points are totaled. and one fraternity and competition from Alpha Epsilon Pi made hi s better believe it. sorority are crowned Greek Week champs. way over to the Pika house to congratulate The only thing that makes me shake my The Review The Looking Fit competi ti on is an Scott on what he thought was a great show. head is when people go overboard. I have ~ interesting one. The fraternities and sororities Mike could have been celebrating his victory friend who paid for tanning sessions because who wish to compete send one representative or enjoying perhaps his first beer in months, he was plauning on going to the beach. Thi ~ Editor in C hief: Jtmmy P Mtller Assistant Features Editors: Executive Editor: Heather Moore Michele Besso to center stage to ... to ... do what? but he came over and demonstrated the seems a bit like washing up to get in th¢ Managing Features Editors: Matt Manochio Apparently, your guess is as good as mine. outstanding sportsmanship that Greek Week s hower, but again, I guess I just do n ' t Leanne Milway Assista nt News Editors: What has traditionally happened is that the and Greek Games are supposed to idealize. understand: r am of the tanning-impaired. Lara Zeises Lisa A. Bartell Managing ews Editors: Stefanie Small women choreograph a fitness routine, and the To be c lear: Pika is simply protesting a The thing that gets me the most is how Craig L. Black Assistant Photography Editors: men pose-off to display their gym-chiseled system which could announce seven placers thi s time of year always sneaks up on me. By Kristin Collins Christine Fuller Kim Walker Dominic Savini physiques. The program supports this. The and not identify Scott Warnick, a man who the time I realize I had better start taking off Editorial Editor: Gary Getse Josh Withers winners from the past on the men's side have could be painted green and double as The my shirt, it's already too late. Everyone else <;opy Desk Chief: Bill Jaeger Assistant Sports Editors: always been the ones who most resemble Incredible Hulk, as one of them. In the eyes is already tan. Is there a secret I don't know Photography Editor: Alisa Colley Rob Kalesse Managing Sports Editors: Copy Editors: Schwarzenegger in his prime. of Pi Kappa Alpha and myself, Scott about? Am I not getting the calendar with the Enc Heisler Robert Annengol Beth Ashby This year, something went horribly wrong. Warnick is a winner in every sense of th e "start tanning now" dates marked on it ? Michael Lewis Jody Berwick Colleen McCretght Perhaps it was the list of criteria the judges word. We appreciate the work you put in , the Whatever it is, I just wanted to let those of Art Editor: Mike Wurman Leslie McNair Ntkki Toscano Entertainment Editor: Peter Bothum Senior Staff Reporters: used to score the comestants. The men were dedication you showed and the discipline you you in the "butt-white" club know that I feel Features Editor: Ltsa lntrabartola Oak!Jnd Childers Kathy Lackovic awarded a maximum of five points in four endure d, o nl y to come up inexplicably your pam. Advertising Director: Tamara L. Denlinger ews Editors: categories. Twenty points were awarded for Kelly Brosnahan Jtll Cortnght Business Manager: empty-handed when th e judges ruled. We Let the others laugh . When the power Scott Goss Randt Hecht Gary Epstein perfect scores in overall appearance, muscle respect all of the fraternities and sororities goes out, they' ll need us to see. Cathenne Hopkinson Mark Jolly Advertising Graphics Designer: Glenn Stevens tone, enthu siasm and showmansh ip. In a who tried their best, and we wi sh you good Vanessa Rothschi ld Leo Shane Ill Dan Steinberg Alyson Zamkoff Office and Mailing Address: contest where the majority of the men have luck in the coming week. We' ll see you next Bill Werde is a brother in Pi Kappa Alpha, and, Assistant Entertainment Editors: 250Student Center. Newark. DE 19716 trained for months to have the bigge t and Sunday, when we will return to "the beach," presidenr of the Interfraternity Council. One Keith Wmer Bus mess {302) 831- I 397 most cut triceps, biceps and chest, it would prepared to claim our fourth Greek Games Eyed Thoughts appears ever)' Tuesday. Send Enn Ruth Advertising {302) 83 I -1398 Assistant An Editor: News/Edttorial (302) 831-2771 seem sensibl e that more than 25 percent of title in as many years. responses to [email protected] Andrew Guschl FAX {302) 831-1396 the overall score would be related to what the contestant's muscles look like. Showmanship Seeing all those buff bodies on the beach

( OPIED April 23, 1996. THE REV lEW • A13 :One brainiac does not a Unabomber make Time to take charge The Unabomber has r,;:::=::;;;;:;;===:::;~ Stuyvesant. Six came Sue Bate's shoulder- she (and the difference between coded and non­ been captured. It's not from California. Two Pope) read Latin readily. coded DNA, but, more worth arguing, but finalists came from The Westinghouse competition interestingly, she is her school's art of your future worth pointing out that West Virginia - thus does begin to read like a freak and literary magazine editor. Do you remember the Wolfgang von Goethe ~his is America and the tarnishing that state's show. There are some intellectual These kids started young, last time you swore you said it b'est in his "The shaggy Theodore good-ole-boys-on- flipper-boys, but there are also a worked extremely hard and got a didn't have any choice? Sorrows of Young Kazczynski has on ly moonshine image. (And few - precious few - who you little lucky. Not many 14-year-olds Remember the last time W e r t h e r " : ~een h1t with an I hope that little piece might describe as "cool" first, and build ice tunnels in their parent's you considered yourself "Misunderstandings and ~xplosive's charge. of West Virginia that "obscenely smart" second. garage. Matthew David Graham helpless, as if on a train inertia cause perhaps there's still time. juts out towards the Juliette Lee Taska of New York did, and that's why he 's a finalist. speeding toward a cliff's more to go wrong in this l.1aybe. Thomas Emperorofi.C. Atlantic reaches it, earned her way into the finalists' A peculiar interest in the icing of edge? Remember when world than slyness and Pynchon is really the otherwise my statistics circle with her study of the airplane wings developed into a you thought, "I wish evil intent." lJnabomber. He's a areoffbyone.) ToddFrankel detrimental effects of drastic new sensor to detect 1ce there was something I In case you've ecluse and his seminal Parents and future dieting. Juliette showed a sad accumulation. Someone could do?" Remember forgotten the meaning of povel, "Gravity· s Rain bow," parents who want little geniuses movie to her teen-aged peers at hopefully not my airline of choice when you resigned to Apocalypso the word "inertia," let mvolves detailed descriptions of (but not little Unabombers) should school while each sat alone in a (no offense, Matt) - let him test it put yourself in the hands Man Smith me refresh your room. The movies were so ~arious bombs. The new edition of teach their kids to play an on airplanes under real icing offate? memory. Inertia is ~is book even has the blueprint of a instrument - over a third of these depressing that I 00 percent of the conditions. Do you know that defined as the tendency (nissile on the cover. kids do. But of course, genetics are girls fell off the dieting wagon and Soon, the Westinghouse there's no reason to ever have to feel of an object in motion to remain in • But, also recently, the 55th the key. No matter how hard you munched away on a bowl of salted competition will be over and the ten that way? motion or an object at rest to stay at Annual Westinghouse Science worked, it's doubtful that you could peanuts and chocolate candy that winners will have divided up the Let me share with you a little rest until an outside force acts upon Talent Search selected its forty teach yourself three semesters of had sat temptingly in front of them $205,000 in scholarships. But these ultimate truth I've discovered: you it. finalists. college-level calculus now, much the whole time. kids will be again back in the are, always and forever, in charge of Back in grade school, in science These kids are bright. Bomb less at age 16 , as did Mani Massachusetts's Rachel Stanley relative limelight of scientific every aspect of your life. class, we'd roll a ball at a wall to see blow-up bright. All high school Mahjouri of Maryland. Or follow was ten years old when she ingenuity. Hopefully, they won't It's true. Those of you who are seniors. the 15 females and 25 along with Kevin A . Shapiro of discovered what is believed to be decide to teach math at Berkeley how inertia works, but have you ever seniors and "have to" go to grad male were selected on the strength California as he reads books in the oldest man-made fractal in an and won' t ever feel the urge to buy seen the inertia in your life? Have school or "have to" find serious Qf their scientific research. Russian, Hebrew, French and Italian cathedral mosaic. That could a little shack in Montana. you ever considered that your actions employment, but who really want to Supposedly this was a national Sanskrit. None of these languages be blind luck, an unlikely benefit But do keep these finalist's are being controlled by nothing more move down to Cancun or the contest, open to all of the U.S.A. even look alike. Maybe you could of being closer to the ground. But names in the rolodex, Mr. F.B .I. than the perpetuation of your recent But the finalists reflect a coastal have co-authored eight peer- then in 1994, she helped design a Man. Bahamas, you can. You can choose past? rift, with only three finalists coming reviewed journal articles and fractal exhibit a the Boston to live a life of euphoric hedonism. When we fail to grab a hold of the from states not licking coastal abstracts in geology like Bruce Museum of Science. And "fractal" Todd Frankel is a member of the Those of you who are in your oars of our lives, we end up floating waters. New York state seems to be Haggerty of New York did. But isn't even in a dictionary six inches editorial board of Caesura and an third year and along wherever prime with little scientists, with 15 you'd have to be reading by age thick - or in Microsoft's editorial columnist for The Review. really hate the current may hailing from there; and four of them three. Let's all forget about going to spellcheck. Rachel was a finalist for Send responses to [email protected] your major, You are in control of take us, sharing the same high school, West Virginia to read over Naomi her research into the "clumping" but think it ' s whether it be to too late to your life. It is your a beautiful change , willow grove or you're life. No one can to a deadly wrong. waterfall. We Censorship of the Internet must be avoided Those of control it but you. are swept up by you who are inertia and On Feb. 8. 1996, you may have or " patently offensive" accessible all , and as adults policy. Rather, I believe with a Not your professors, don 't accept the no ti ced ~ ometh1n g strange, or to minors through online systems. should be given the a class or lecture should signi fie ant power we have maybe not. In fact. if yo u were Online services quickly followed right to express be instituted and other to not your parents, not to steer. to slow using a computer, it was very suit, making an effort to tone down themselves. required for all new whom you down, or to strange. On this day. President obscene Internet material. America There is a point users; just like a promised your significant stop if we want. Clinton signed something called Online even went so far as to where, unfortunately, driver's education eternal love, others, not societal ow, don ' t the Communications Decency Act, restrict the usage of the word freedom of expression course. I would prefer but whom get me wrong, I and in that moment the electronic "breast." EnragcJ breast cancer does begin to infringe to see this rather than you really norms. don ' t think word lost the same freedom one survivors protcsteu the ban, and it on the rights of other see the rights of all aren ' t happy there ' s has with the printed word. was quickly removed. -users. If a student, for users suffer. with, you can anything wrong Once again, Congress felt its With the signing of the CDA, it instance, makes a p~tge Dingus Ultimately, the do something about that. with just floating along with the flow right to exercise control over also became illegal "to receive or with pornographic responsibility o f Ayis Pyrros You are in control of your life. It (hey, Huck Finn did it). but if you 'sumething absolutely free : the disseminate information on how to content, it could be " governing" the is your life. o one can control it but want to be in control of your life, lnternet. As always , however, obtain or provide an abortion." removed simply Internet should fall you. Not your professors, not your then please know you have the Congress used its favorite excuse, The penalties include up to five because of the mass floods of users upon parents. Children just don't parents. not your significant others, power, just as Dorothy had the power "protecting America' s youth." Yes, years in prison and a maximum it invites. For example, a student stumble upon playboy.com by not societal norms. to leave Oz all along, but didn't that includes you and me, but I still fine of $250,000 for a first offense, recently decided it would be a accident, you know. A computer, Most times, when people say they know il. don ' t feel safer. What are they kindly increased by Congress in great idea to send a massive just like any other medium, have no choice, what they REALLY I'm telling you, my friends. Your 'protecting me from? Oh, yes - 1994 from $5.000. amount of e-mail to literally requires parental supervision for mean is that they are afraid. • happiness is in your hands. If you 'that dreaded evil that destroys the Thankfully, organizations such thousands of students. The result its content. If a parent buys his/her , The senior who moves on to an want to be happy, only you can bring · v~rgin minds of youth as the American Civil Liberties being that the Copland computer five-year-old child a computer, it offi..:c-bounu profession while her satisfaction into your life, whether it pornography. Union and Electronic Frontier crashed and the university was is important to guide the child soul yearns to live in the Caribbean be by letting someone make you ' The Internet has been Foundation are fighting the CDA forced to shut down class e ­ through the Internet. Software is afraid of thinking she wasted four happy or by seeking out happiness misrepresented, mostly by the and winning. mailing lists for a shGrt time. Does already does exist that restricts years of her life studying a major yourself. If you wish and want, the media, as being a pornographic The repercussions here at the that tudent have the right to Internet access for young children. that will do he r no good on the ability to fill the holes in your life is •haven where cybersex and university have not been felt yet. express himself? Absolutely. but And if that child is seeking out shores of her dreams. in your hands. If you have dreams, However, the university is he doesn' t have the right ro make pornography, it's time for a little pedophile~ run free, preying bn The junior who feels his major is the only th1ng stopping you from other users suffer in the process. chat about the birds and the bees. five-year-olds who are innocently currently in the vrocess of giving not the one that ideally suits him is reaching them is you. And, if your A major problem, however, !?laying Alligator Math. all students the ability to have a The Internet is meant to be a afraid to change, afraid to alter the life is currently satisfying all your home page on the Internet. This exists with how educated users are. world-wide, not just an American, ' No. That doesn't really happen. clear path he has been traveling dreams, as mine is, then I ·The Internet does contain a fair service can easily be provided, but Granted, not everyone needs to exchange of ideas, beliefs and down for the past three years. congratulate you and I ask that you -amount of sexual content, but by legal matters are currently of great know how the computer system understanding. This act passed by The young lady who's been dating take my hand as we skip towards our no means is it dominated by concern. The worry is liability for works, but a certain amount of Congress clearly destroys this the same guy since high school, personal utopias. Fairy lales and the pornography. Obviously minors students' home pages. etiquette needs to be taught to all ideal. whom she no longer loves and with dreams of poets are full of people 'Should be protected from The University of Delaware has users. Currently the university whom they ' ve planned their living lives that fulfil their every pornography, but this all comes been liberal and open about requires all new users to take the For more information on Internet marriage for after graduation i desire. Why isn ' t our world? back to responsibility - and the Internet usage, while other Electronic Community Citizenship issues of this nature, check out: afraid of a change in her life. She's government feels that the universities have gone so far as to Examination, which supposedly http://www.eff.org responsibility falls upon them. restrict Internet access to students. does warn users of irresponsible afraid of looking down the road to Malt Smith is a friendly, jovial Ironically, the sweepingly vague One can only hope that the computing habits. The exam fails Ayis Pyrros is a staff photographer the future and not knowing what to fellow, though he may look and restrictive legislation passed administration will keep its current miserably in this respect - all is for The Review. Send all expect. formidable and even downright doesn ' t even directly address policy and promote an ethos based really serves to do is to get an comments, flames, etc. to Aside from fear, all of these scary. He welcomes comments at: pornography at all. The CDA bans heavily in freedom of expression. "electronic signature" binding new [email protected] -people are a victim of one thing: M auhew.J. Smith@ prodigy. com inertia. The great philosopher Johann any expression that is "indecent" Most stud~nts here are adults, after users to university computing When the university knows ''best''-, - and when it doesn't A few of my friends have jokingly organization requires r;:======::::;;-, about food service on points well. profit, the university should consider campus. Why can I not designate fifty .called this institution ''The University some sort of pledge this campus. This has led The university and Dining Services hiring a different company to run percent of my fee to InterVarsity ·of Diver ity," or "P. C. U.'' Some of period. This is a to the end of all-points recently negotiated a contract with Dining Services, or make purchase of Christian Fellowship, ten percent to them appreciate that thjs is a v~ry open violati on of the First meal plans, no Pepsi Coca-Cola which hinged on removal a dining plan optional. We students are the Music Educators' National institution, where people from many Amendment right to machines or Pepsi of all competitors' machines and already paying enough for our room Conference Collegiate Chapter, and walks of life can receive an education freedom of assembly. products on campus, and products from the university grounds. and board. the other forty percent to the Student both academically and socially. Others We, as citizens of the a 20 percent increase in Although I like Coke, I respect the • The university assesses fees for Activities general fund? The feel as if their interests are being United States, have the the price of a resident rights of other students who prefer areas such as Student Health Services university would do well to at least stifled because they are not politically right to assemble meal plan over four Pepsi - but apparently neither the and Student Activities without survey the student population each correct. peacefully tn any years. university nor Coca-Cola does. consulting students for their opinions year to find out which groups are most In my four years at the University situation. Intense Inquiries Dining Services never The Animal Rights Coalition on allocation. utilized. This should not exclude .of Delaware, I have learned an awful The pledge period is a publicly announced became the Animal Censored The Student Health fee is very groups from campus, but allow a more 'lot about political maneuvering, time for study and Elizabeth Stapleton why, after only one year, Coalition last month when Dining important to me because I am almost democratic allocation of funds. bureaucracy and stonewalling, beginning practice of the L------....1 it decided to discontinue Services refused to allow them to four hours from home and do not have • Student Government on thi s disguised as diplomacy. I suppose that ideals espoused by the the all-points plan. Was protest at first, then allowed the protest easy access to my family physician or campus exists, but not much of the this social education, taught by fraternity, sorority or society that the it because many students did not spend but did not allow them to display most specialists; however, on-campus student body seems interested. The students, professors, staff and prospective member intends to enter, all of their points and buy extra? If part of their pamphlets. This type of students whose regular physicians are university administration does not .administrators alike, is as important as and a time for the existing members of of going to school is learning decision is definitely out of place at a close to the university should not be seem to be interested in this matter, the academic education I intended to the organization to meet the consumer economics, then this should university which supports a diversity forced to pay the Student Health fee if either. It is my belief that without a ·receive. prospective member. Together, the be a high point for Dining Services, of viewpoints and opinions. ir duplicates services that are already vibrant, active student body, the In loco parentis was one phrase I two parties come to a decision about since students were budgeting their If the motive for these decisions is accessible. If these students have university is not fulfilling its purpose thought I left in high school - a legal whether the Greek HMO insurance from their of educating students, teaching them phrase that means someone other than organization is r------, families, utilizing services to apply what they have learned, ,and your "real" parents gets responsibility suited to the at Laurel Hall may make it encouraging them to be advocates in over you for your well-being, and p r o s p e c t i v e more difficult for them to their educational program. possibly your actions. However, in m e m b e r ' s be reimbursed for The University of Delaware has loco parentis creates a strange aspirations and prescriptions or tests not indeed provided an education worthy situation here at the University of interests. covered by the university of notice. I have learned much in the 'Delaware- namely, that although the Here is an fee. classroom and much outside. Most •majority of our student body is over analogy: would the The Student Activities fee importantly, though, I have learned to the age of eighteen, the university still university hire has been declared stand up for the right of self­ reserves certain rights through someone without unconstitutional in determination. Within the law the academic codes, our Housing first interviewing California and is under university is afforded Loco parentis for Agreement, etc. the candidate and attack at many other certain situations such as law However, in loco parentis can be doing a institutions. Again, I enforcement and housing regulations. abused, and I believe that, in some background check? support the idea of an However, the university situations, it has been. The university Would a serious activities fee, since administration does not aJ ways know ·administrators, in their belief that they candidate accept a moneys go to support best. The university administration 1know what is best for the students at position at the many different student cannot think for us as students. If we ,aJ( times, have made decisions which university if they organizations. However, a are not allowed to think for ourselves, infringe on our autonomy as students, had not visited or ~ person who does not want how will we ever learn to do so? and may even infringe on our legal spoken with their ~/ to support certain groups • rights as adult citizens. future coworkers? on campus should be able For those who read the column on • One example of this abuse is the • T h e to designate her fee to railroads, an update: the new phone current discussion over the Faculty university has also those which she does number for SEPTA service to and ·Senate's ban on pledging. If this ban is decided that it is support. We are from Wilmington is (800) 652-3278, allowed to proceed as planned, the appropriate to let responsible enough adults or 652-DART. Greek: system will effectively be Aramark/Dining to decide what we want to abolished by the 1998-99 Academic Services make support and what we Eliwbeth Stapleton is an editorial year, because almost every Greek unilateral decisions would like to have on columnist for The Review. Send A14 •mE REVIEW . Apri l23, 1996

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Tuesday, April 23, 1996

BSESSIVE THOUGHTS

For some university students, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder plagues their thoughts and actions. How do they handle the problem?

BY HOLLY NORTON

"Most of my obsessions are centered around violence. into one of a category of anxiety disorders. "Obsessions When I was about 12 , there was this neighbor across th e are thoughts and cognitions that intrude the brain," he street. His name was Jimmy. He was about six years old. says. A person with OCD may have thoughts of murder or I would sit at my desk, look out the window and have an urge to carry out a violent act. visions of stabbing him and killing him. I hated it.'" "Compulsions are behaviors that need to be repeated over and over," Simons says. bxcessive hand-washing *** represents one of the behaviors a person with a typical case of OCD carries out. "They are intrusive like "Everything I do is numbers. Two, three, five and seven thoughts, only they are behaviors," he says. .are good. I use three cups in the dining hall, I wear five Simons explains that compulsions are a result of obses­ rings on my fingers, l have three pillows, two blankets, sions. When a person has an obsession with a specific two striped towels, two solid towels, two lipsticks of each thing, he or she wi II carry out compulsions to deter the color." obsessive thoughts. *** "People aren't good at explaining their compulsions," Simons says, "They are anxiety-relieving behaviors. These are the voices of two university students with These ritualistic behaviors relieve anxiety. People even­ Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. OCD is a controlling, tually do them and they become self-fulfilling." frustrating and stressful disorder that affects people Mike, an undeclared freshman, is terrified he will kill around the globe. somebody. He walks down the street and has thoughts of Mike and Amy, and many others, live with this disor­ strangling the people walking I:,y. Mike has never actual­ der and struggle with intrusive thoughts like these every ly followed through with any of his impulses, which day. Psychology professor Robert Simons says OCD falls see OCD page B4 THE REVIEW I Andrew Gush) 'Gangster of Love' ' holds up the Bob

BY MATT MA OCHIO guy with sunglasses). completing it to yell at one of the security Assistant Ftarurts Editor He blared out songs like "My Dark Alley" guards because two girls had gone up to talk to winged mustang known as the Steve and " Stranger Blues." Tributes to Otis the guard while everyone was seated. A Miller Band roared into the Bob Reading, T-hone Walker and Les Paul sound­ Miller stopped a song and questioned the Carpenter Center Saturday night, ed throughout the Bob. Tie-dyed colored security of the Bob. Imagine, there are knife­ bringing 1976 and a hell of a lot of joints with lights swirled all over the stage, giving view­ wielding maniacs out to get Steve Miller, in them. ers the feeling of a Pink Floyd show. Leave the the form of two drunk girls no less. Anarchy! The show rocked into action at exactly 8 laser-lights to the English guys, Steve. Would Mick Jagger stop a song? No! p.m. without the rumored opener of Pat Anned with an arsenal of glitzy guitars, ''Take it somewhere else!" the high-exalted Benetar. The crowd was seething with rage. Miller performed blues that he hoped would Miller commanded. The cheers of the Bob Rio s were about to erupt without the early­ make B.B King proud. Uh, no . backed up Miller's order and the two girls ' 80s twangy voice of Pat. Only Steve could Even though Miller's guitars were in the wobbled away. "Well excuuuuuse me!" Miller soothe the savage beast of the upset Bob that form of an arch top, 1957 Blue Chevrolet, Bel jokingly mocked. And the show continued. wasn't even sold out. Air Tail fin , and one that even had red-blink­ Oh, tragedy - was this the Steve Miller Steve's show was divided into two sets. ing lights, he wasn't delivering the goods. that so many students and people from the Miller and his band of six musicians started The songs were sung with soul and effort, '60s with children (the Bob was chock-full of out with around nine songs of bluesy funk, the only problem was, nobody knew what them) paid $30 to see? A feeling of dissension which didn't do anything but lull the crowd these songs were. People looked at one anoth­ loomed heavy over the audience. People were into a daze of confusion. This was Steve er with faces of anguish. This isn 't the Steve seated, talking amongst themselves and not Miller? Where 's "The Joker'" Where 's Miller we know. What is this T-Bone crap? really paying attention to the gangster of love. "Jungle Love?" Many people couldn't even Even Miller himself was a grump. He For the first hour, Steve Miller sucked. THE REVIEW I Josh Withers pick out who Miller was on stage (the chunky stopped one of his blues songs halfway before Crowd surfing and pot smoking dominated the Bob Saturday night when classic see STEVE page B4 rocker Steve Miller blasted through a second set of greatest hits like 'The Joker.' Build your own page for a home on the/Web

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After a four-year hiatus, Rage once What you really want to know

Before anyone jumps on The ·again proves that anger is a gift Sometimes The Buzz gets a little Buzz for being "jealous," it must be crazy, a little out of control or just a said that Rossdale is indeed a very Evil Empire Their debut album had an infectious destruction, little too wild. After last week's sexy man. But it gets a little sicken­ Rage Agrunst the Machine which gave its tracks a mind-sticking ability "Evil installment, tons of letters (OK, one) ing when Bush - already a multi­ Epic Empire" lacks. came flowing into The Buzz's home platinum selling outfit- pushes him Rating: ur.'rt.'c 1/2 Zach de la Rocha's angrily growled and yelled offices, most in response to the part to the front in order to sell more and lyrics are a highlight on the album, although there about Sting. more. BY PAUL FAIN doesn't seem to be as many memorable anarchistic The letter- written by an anony­ There's Rossdale with his legs Contnbwmg Ediror slogans as on the first album. mous reader - said The Bua's spread wide-open on the cover of ever in the history of musical expression has any­ The rebel tendencies of the band are displayed harsh words about Mr. Sting were Rolling Stone. There's Rossdale one o brutally encapsulated anger and pumped it out throughout the lyrics. Three songs relate to the "quite uncalled-for" and that there pushing his bandmates aside - a Ia through instruments and lyrics as Rage Against the plight of Mexico, the country of de la Rocha's her­ was a " hint of jealousy behind" this Paul McCartney (please, George Machine. A bold statement- but Rage's fist in the ai r itage. "People of the Sun," "Without a Face" and column's commentary. The esteemed Harrison has more talent in his defies comparison. "Wind Below" deal with problems in Mexico and reader also said he or she pitied the pinkie than all of Bush has com­ RATM's debut ass-kicker could not be safely its relations with the United States . . "ignorance and child-like humor" bined) - so he can go solo for both played often by DJs at clubs or pan(es. As soon as a Rage is definitely serious about its political contained in The Buzz. the video and the live performance of Rage tune shook the speakers, the owner of the estab­ stance. The best way to get backstage with Rage is L...... ______-...J In response, The Buzz would sim­ Bush's " Glycerine" during MTV's lishment could expect some mayhem. Songs like to throw a term paper about exploitative U.S. poli­ assaults are truly unique. It's tough to figure out what ply like to say that this is an enter­ Spring Break. "Freedom" and "Kilhng in the arne'' have the power cy on the stage. he's doing with the six-string. tainment column, bent on providing Besides the shameless sexual to whip li tener into a frenzy. On "Wind Below," the strong bass and crazily The first single, ·'Bulls on Parade" and the opening a bird's eye view of the mutty, slimy teasing, Bush is just flat-out awful. The trend is continued with "Evil Empire." It's a dancing high-pitch guitar work of Tom Morello (a track, "People of the Sun," definitely have some worlds of music. television and Their angry three-chord riffs were safe bet that the title doesn't apply to Reagan's buddies Harvard grad) slow the pace and cut the volume to a speaker-blowing potential, but three tracks dominate movies sought out and conquered by in the U.S.S.R., and seeing how this country's govern­ whisper as Zach talks calmly of U.S. corporatization the album with their power. In essence, we here at The Buzz Nirvana years ago. ment hasn't collapsed in the four years since Rage's over a soft drum beat. With a mellow but menacing hip-hop bass groove. fight fire with fire . debut, the band's fight i n't over yet. The fire builds slowly as anger consumes his voice ·'Without a Face" alternates restrained anger with So enjoy, readers. And, by the The ophomore effort doesn't quite live up to the and the band violently kicks the volume and finishes blasts of fast-paced energy. way. Stmg sri// sucks. DANCIN' ON THE CEILING (AGAIN) .. ~------.----, standard set in the the song with a boot to the eardrum. "Revolver" resembles its name with an explosive . first album. All the This is what the primal power of RATM is all sinister sound, while the driving guitar riff and devas­ Rf.VIEW RATINGS CAROLINE- OH BOY ClassiC. elements that define about. tating ending of ''Down Rodeo" make it the most like­ Rage's creative brand One of the strengths of the album is the originality ly to become a Rage classic. In the early to mid '80s, Lionel -:c.,~ .J .J Buy this disk. Richie was cool. He was having par· ~'("~;'c..'c Dub a friend 's of inteiligent, funky, of the music. Pegging a label on the style of these "Evil Empire" should stir up a lot of noise (not just After Bob Zemekis' "Back To ties "All Night Long." He had that Hold your nose hard-core music is indignant musicians is difficult. literally). The music and message of this L.A. four­ ·:t·:c The Future'' series finally came to a feeling, "Dancing On The Ceiling." ...l Ew. still there, but the Morello's guitar-work is absolutely unbelievable. some will be rockmg the boat for a while . halt. Michael J. Fox, Chrispen Was it Lionel you were looking for · hook isn't as strong. His wildly bending riffs and high, squealing solo Glover and Christopher Lloyd all when you bellowed, '·Hello?" · vanished. Not surprisingly, Lea And now Richie is back with a Shot The Mega Man Soundtrack Thompson went with them. vengeance and a new album, The Jesus Lizard Various Artists But Mrs. McFiy made the great "Louder Than Words," a collection In the Stores Capitol Records Atlantic Records comeback by turning up with her rife with up-tempo sing-alongs and Rating: t'cCrCr 112 Rating: fcCru U2 own N BC sitcom "Caroline In The melt-your-heart ballads. StressFest City," which appears in that coveted You might say that listening to Steve Morse Band Simply put, the Jesus Lizard can still put out some ever did we think we'd see the day that a soundtrack 9:30-10:00 time slot right after Lionel ain't cool. You might say The High Street Rec::o'Tl~ damn good tunes after all these years. would come from one of those finger-pounding "Seinfeld." Buzz has turned into VH-1 central. Rating: >'r With David Yow's manic howling coagulating with Nintendo games which make your brain tum to complete Only problem is, the show is You might say The Buzz is getting Please tell me this is just a bad dream. Please tell me no the dense berserkness of David Wm. Sims, "Shot" is a mush. absolutely awful and probably des­ lame on Newark (if you haven't said one makes music like this anymore, and the Steve Morse deftnite must for all garage enthusiasts and hard-<:ore Well folks, that day is here. Mega Man's soundtrack tined for the same fate as the putrid that already). Band's new album, "StressFest," is really an LP recorded fans alike. is a complete mix of hard-core to 70's throwback disco­ Jonathan Silverman pilot, "The But Lionel rocks. Seeing the R&B in 1978 for my sister and her pot-smoking, Deep Purple­ Although not as completely overpowering as some of mania. Single Guy." Not only is Thompson legend return is like a breath of fresh loving friends. their earlier releases such as "Goat" and "Liar," their first ew York hardcore veterans Civ contribute to this col­ off in some dreamlanrl while on­ air straight out of 1984. So get out o such luck. Morse. a former ax man for the '70s major label release has its own moments of grandeur. lection with "So Far, So Good, So What," and the screen, but her geeky cohorts spew your Atari 2600, pop in Pacman or metal outfit The Dregs, is an incredible guitarist on a par Abrasive guitar-work courtesy of Dennis Denison dri­ Buckethead's "Got Myself Together" sends visions out punchless one-liners like they Missle Command, dust off your with Eddie Van Halen and Steve Vai . But his instrumental ves the album closer to a Valhalla of grinding foulness, through one's mind of the animated figure's journeys just got out of acting school. skinny leather tie and run down to music- rife wiiP cheesy, out-of-date instruments like an especially on the tracks "Churl" and "Now Then." through video game paradise. the record store to buy Lionel's new electric base- i just plain putrid and unlistenable. Yow's true genius shines through in the song "Too Former cheese metal act Skid Row even make their disc. Stryper and Tnxter are certainly present on tht> point­ Bad About The Fire," where he manages to find a word mark on this release with a come-back attempt tune, THE BUSH LEAGUES Over and out. uh, all night long. lessly annoying title track. And why on Earth does the that rhymes well with "Streptococcus." "Eileen." mid-tempo riff-fest "The Easy Way·· have to be five min­ If you're not familiar with the Jesus Lizard, maybe it's Featuring other artists such as Junior Mafia, Sugar Am I the only one who's had -Peter Bothum utes and 17 seconds long? time that you check them out. Ray and Inner Circle, this CD is a worthwhile investment enough of Bush, those complaining, Make no mistake about it: "StressFest" is the back- for anyone looking for a good smattering of music. whiny British rockers whose lead 1ground music they play on the handbasket to hell. -Andrew Grypa si nger, Gavin Rossdale, has become L___ -Peter Bothum -Keilh rntier the pin-up boy of the music indus­ try?

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Junior Beth McTamney was militia - these boys reall y slowly lo ing her voice. are fun personified. This wouldn't have been a UD singing groups unite The D#Sharps# clo sed out problem, if she didn' t have to the show, starting their set sing a few solos at the 5th with too-fast versions of annual Del A Cappella, an to cover everything, from Dusty Springfield's "Son of a event featuring all four of the Preacher Man" and Deep university' a cappella groups. Blue Something's "Breakfast Her group, the Dellones, R.E.M to Merilee Rush at Tiffany's." But the gi rls owned the fir t set, and redeemed themse lves with McTamney owned their fir~t freshman Kristen Pazdera·s ong of the evening. BY LARA M. ZEISES heavenly rendition of Merilee Hugging a water bottle to Rush's "Angel of the Morning." Pazdera sang with her chest, McTamney busted and Alanis Morissette. A large proportion of a thick, sweet voice that earned more th an a out the lower notes with seemingly little the members were from the cast of HTAC's smattering of applause and really stood out as effort. It was when she had to venture into the "Guys and Dolls" (seni or Ben Cohen even a highlight of the evening. higher range that her voice began to crack. directed the mu sical), and the gang brought a This year's crowd of a cappell a fa ns were "Sorry!'' she mouthed to the audience, hu ge fan club (most likely other cast mem­ definitely more into the performance than last who supported the strugglin g McTamney bers not on the a cappella scene). . year's stuffy bunch,·and that seemed to really ~ with hoot and hollers. Spurred on by their The rr uch-loved Deltones were followed drive the different groups. Parts of the show's applause, McTamney cheerfully fought her by the Golden Blues, the other coed act and first half moved a bit slowly, most likely due way through th at number, and the featured the oldest group of the bunch, whose own to some really dry numbers, like the role she had in the next one as we ll. eclectic set included " Hooked on a Feeling" Deltones' version of Morissette's "Hand in Her performance characterized much of and a boys-in-falsetto rendition of Aretha My Pocket." the concert: rough around the edges, but pure Franklin's " Respect." But theY-Chromes kicked the second half fun , and executed with great passion. So After a brief intermission, the all -male, into overdrive, emergin g as the true stars of much so that the hungry crowd didn't seem to all-ham group theY-Chromes took the stage, mind the roughness. but embraced all the per­ Del A Cappella. Not only were they the most clad in wh ite overalls and black pantyhose, 0 outrageous of the four, they also had the most formers with enough warmth to melt a polar which, oddly enough, were pulled down on complicated (and therefore interesting) Top: theY-Chromes bring ice cap. their faces. "Spider," they whispered, as they The event. held in Mitchell Hall and for a arrangements. Some groups, like the down the house "1th creeped around the theater. Eventually, one D#Sharps#, tend to go in fo r the simpler sold-out crowd, was sponsored by the all­ Y-Chrome emerged dressed like a baby with white overalls and Pearl female D#Sharp ~#. who also hosted the first ­ stuff, which sometimes leaves their songs a Jam's "Alive." Left: Beth a cigar, and they all bowed down to him: "He little flat. Not to say the gi rl s don' t have great ever Del A Cappella (which was started by is our leader''' Sound bizarre? It was. throaty-voiced alumna Marni Vath , whose voices - Pazdera could be Broadway bound McTamney and Greg Arac hnid introductions out of the way, the - but the notes just aren't doing these gals Cover of the Deltones act absence was felt). They kicked off the show energetic youths launched into an old stand ­ justice. w!lh a "Sister Act"-inspired rendition of py, a feisty version of Pearl Jam's "Alive" out the prelude to a '·Hail Holy Queen," complete with habits. Still , our campus is really blessed with Meatloaf song. Above: driven by the strong, throaty voice of senior four strong a cappella groups, and anyone They punctuated th t: show with their brand of Josh Davis, whose voice is almost as big as Melissa Amarnick sings a a cappella, performing between each of the even remotely interested in thi s style of his sandy hair. Next came some equally music should come out and support these solo while the Golden other groups' ~ets. enthused numbers, like R.E.M.'s "Man on the The Deltones, one of two coed groups, had guy s. Blues back her up. Moon," and a comical skit in which the Photos by Matt Smith. a line-up which included a mixeu-bag of Chromes presented themselves as right-wing songs from arti!>ts like Pat y Kline. Meatloaf Obscurity suits country-rocker Keene just fine

BY ANIA MUSIK phone interview from Cincinnati. Lyri cally. though. Keene says he gets a !ot of SJaf!Rreporru Although he may sound unpretentious, Keene inspiration from real life. Although his lyrics are Hootie and the Blowfish, Stone Temple. Pilots, has had an extensive recording and performing not necessarily autobiographical, he does '·elabo­ Better Than Ezra - these are all examples of career. rate on that [life] and complete this picture.'' bands who write and perform to fu lfill a current After playing with several Washington, D.C.. As for th e future, Keene has a "we' ll see" ani­ popular genre and to acquire fame and fortune. bands such as The Rage and Rau. Keene formed tude, wh ich could be because of his time with Their goal is to get that one elusive hit, and after hi s own band in 1982. Geffen. Keene seems wary to predict anything. that, all their songs sound like multiple take-offs Since then, he has released 14 albums, three of In 1986, after Keene· first release on the from the first. which were on the Geffen label. has toured with Geffen label, ··songs from The Film," he wa Tommy Keene, on the other hand, holds a dif­ The Replacements and Velvt:t Crush «nd is cur­ interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine. ferent standard. His philosophy for writing and rently touring with the Gin Blossoms. "I thought I was pretty up on what goes down pPrforming a combination of rock and pop is sim­ His concert at the Bob is the perfect chance for when a big label puts out a record and sets the ple. those who have perhaps never heard of Tommy whole machinery in motion:· he says. "But actu­ "I write for myself," says Keene, who is open­ Keene to get better acquainted with his music. ally, I don't think I was." ing for the Gin Blossoms at the Bob Carpenter Even if you don't have tickets. hi; latest Keene says the amount of money pent <~ nd the Center on Apri l 25. ''I'm not like a lot of other LP/CD "Ten Years After,'· was recently rclea ed number of people working on a project can bands that shamelessly reinvent themselves. by Matador Records. This collection of catchy, becom~ a liule unwieldy. That's foreign to me." almost country-sounding pop is a good example " It becomes a bad thing - a do-or-die si tu a­ Comparatively speaking, Keene is fairly of Keene's talent to write an origi nal pop song. ti on." Thankfully. Keene says, "Ten Years After" unknown on campu s, or anywhere for that matter. As a kid , Keene says he was innuenced by was not one of these predicameuts. Maybe it's because mainstream radio has been bands such as The Who and The Rolling Stones Keene just plans to be patient anu hopes for the accepting th e more alternative veins of the indus­ - he even caught The Bcatles on "The Ed public to "warm up to the music," and maybe he' ll try. Or maybe it's because of hi s above-mentioned Sullivan Show." receive the long-overdue attenti on he feels he philosophy. "I don't want to do The Beatles nostalgia de erves. "I wo uld never deliberately wri te something thing," he says, but it's easy to see that the MATADOR RECORDS/ Mike Lundsgaard that wo uld end up on the radi o. But maybe th at's Liverpool quartet is hi s "number one, hand Mining rock's underground is a way of life for Matador artists like what I should do," he says, laugh in g, during a down·· influence. Tommy Keene, who opens for the Gin Blossoms Thursday at the Bob. Turning junk into furniture

bought white plastic chairs from K-Mart To transform an apartment into for $1.99," Bums recalls. Beds are the one item not found at K­ Mart, Bedwell says, but bedding and an interior-design masterpiece, items particular to the bedroom can be fou nd there. Senior Sean Robertson says bargain K­ students scrounge through attics Mart shopping aided him and his room­ mate in spending approximately $200 each on their new domain. BY NIKKI TOSCA.i'IIO housing, especially silverware and furniture. Some students say that they spent Copy£d11or "I got a lot of silverware from my grand­ between $100 and $200 depending on the The dresser looks like it has seen every year mother's attic," senior Jennie Bums recalls. The number of roommates involved in the interi­ since it was made. The marks show from innu­ silverware has seen better days, some pieces are or-decorating process. merable glasses that have been set upon it ,and broken but the flowers on the pewter metal still Competello says the couches in his house the drawers lack most of the brass handles that shine through. evolved from multiple roommates lugging were once shiny and full of luster. The scratch­ Senior Chris Competello says he brought a them from previous houses and hometowns. es on the side and front demonstrate that this wicker elephant stand from home which now Senior Rex Lotito says he found some dresser has seen more than one moving day. stands proudly in his luxurious East Cleveland "funky" stuff at garage sales in the area. Grandpa's old dresser, the psychedelic look­ Avenue house. "Prices at garage sales are good,'' he says, Senior Rex Lotita uses every­ ing couch with the multiple coffee stains and Bums says that "old, nasty" couches can be "and you can always bargain prices down day objects to create a unique cigarette bum , and the multicolored rug that turned into something attractive by purchasing because the people are no longer attached to it." and attractive room. Photos by has caught everything but a vacuum cleaner: couch covers at K-Mart or Caldor. Whether from Good Will, K-Mart, Caldor or Christina Muzzi. these are the conglomeration of things that will In her house, the dark green couch-covers part of mom and pops' old odds-and-ends col­ undoubtedly fill the living [!)()Ill, kitchen and transform the faded flowery sofa, decorated lection, junk can aid in the decoration of your crates which he painted black and threw bedroom of your off-campus residence next with cigar burns the previous owner bestowed new home. Many students say that comfort, blotches of paint on it to further the "funky" year. upon it before giving it to Good Will. The one­ rather than appearance, is key for cheap deco­ outlook of the room. While the excitement of a new apartment or of-a-kind K-Mart special add to the Laura rating. Senior Kerry De Vema says she and her house is overwhelming, the now off-campus Ashley ambiance found in Bums' School Lane 'We were very economical about decorating roommates wanted a comfy environment so offers. student scrambles to make his/her house a true Apartment. our apartment," Bums says, "and it looks better "we all used hand-me-down stuff so that it The antique store offers a variety of "home sweet home." Her entire apartment possesses a homey than the furniture people spent over $1 ,000 on." wouldn't get ruined." things necessary in a new home. Couches range Students moving off-campus are often faced atmosphere; she also has bar stools, which she Lotito's house maintains a somewhat con­ Junior Andrea Trincanello says that the most from $75 to $100 and tables and other items for wiLh the dilemma of stepping into a new home brought from home, with covers from K-Mart temporary style with a touch of new wave expensive thing her house bought were rugs fairly cheap prices. which lacks furniture and decorative parapher­ ~ one store where one can't go wrong in off­ decor. His dressers are painted with vibrant col­ from Rickel which ranged from approximately Students who look for the cheapest prices nalia and is merely a shelter. campus house decorating. ors, while candles and artwork are excessively $50 to $75. A multi-colored rug which lies on often venture off to the likes of smaller second­ Some students say they scramble to the likes Allen Bedwell, manager of K-Mart, says placed throughout. the fl oor of the "conversation room" was an all­ hand stores to decorate their new homes as easy of K-Mart and Caldor for furniture and rugs, they offer a wide variety of items helpful in dec­ By spending less than $100 and finding encompassing package. "We got it because you as po~si ble , but often realize that the best place others peruse smaller venues like the antique orating one's new home, ranging from lamps alternatives in his garage or previous residence, can't tell if anything spi lls on it- beer, bong to look is their parents' attic. store in Newark Shopping Center, while still you can assemble yourself and husband pi.l­ Lotito gave his room a comfortable yet stylish water or cigarettes," says De Vema, While all srudents desire for their new resi­ others snag countless oddities from the attics of lows, to egg crates and entertainment centers. look by using the bare minimums to make what T rincanello 's roommate. dence to be new wave decor and the look of the their parents' New Jersey, New York, Maryland "Everything here is of good quality for inex­ he calls home into a college student;s palace. The East Cleveland House that De Vema and '90s, students realize that comfort is key and that and Delaware homes. pensive prices," Bedwell says. He also had frames around his posters which Trincanello reside in also has strange, exotic the psychedelic-looking '60s couch won't be so Hand-me-downs are common in off-campus ''I brought a kitchen table from home and he painted to match the dressers and he used old ashtrays and valuables that the antique store bad. You just have to use your Imagination. 8 411 THE REVIEW. April 23, 1996 Papa don't preach; mother-to-be Madonna's keeping this baby adonna is having a baby. Is it just They have been together for a year and and the bees" speech. ously heard her biological clock tickin,g .and me, or does anyone else find this a half. In light of the many three-week Maybe Madonna will trade her didn't ignore it. It's not like she needs a dual­ M . ' next to impossible 10 believe? ro mances-t urned-m arn ages-turned- Media handcuffs and whips for "Sesame income family to raise the kid. What's next, Oprah's finally going marry divorces in Hollywood, it's about time Street" and swing sets. Madonna appeals to both men and women: Stedman? they had a baby. Admittedly, as of late she has been she's a strong, powerful feminist and an Or maybe we'll discover Tom Arnold is I am overjoyed for her long-awaited Darlings taking less of a soft-porn approach to exciting sex symbol. She is sort of an oxy­ more than a useless, talent-less blob. bliss, I just can't picture Madonna with songwriting. She is tackling more seri­ moron: she's either put on a pedestal or I don't know; it just seems wetrd that the stretch marks, getting up at 4 a.m. for a ous subjects, like "Take a Bow" where scorned by those who think she is a self-pro­ woman who wrote the oh-so-discreetly titled scared, screaming newborn. And won't BYERINRUfH she is beaten by her bull-fighting lover, moting exhibitionist. book '·Sex" will soon t>e responsible for breast-feeding be difficult with metallic and the sad 1994 song "I' II Remember." Of course, Madonna has caused a stir with feeding and clothing a tiny, defenseless cones on her breasts? And she no longer looks like the her news. VH-1 aired "Madonna's Baby human being. • The 37-year-old star isn't exactly known bottle." If the baby is a girl, it isn't likely trashy wedding dress and black eye-makeup­ Shower" Sunday at 5 p.m., a sort of tribute to The cleavage-baring seductress who for maternal instincts. She's better remem­ she'll get any boy's attention when her mom wearing tramp in "Like a Virgin." the woman who made ripped lace and treauty purred '·Like a Virgin" is now reproducing. bered for pulling stunts like using the F-word picks her up from school wearing only a bra. Maybe these are signs she's maturing nor marks fashionable. M o t h e r h o o d It's hard to believe the girl who danced on live television with Dave Letterman or More importantly, what will the kid's last only as a song-writer but as a woman. could mark the end of the material girl-and seductively for quarters in her "Who's That masturbating on-stage at her X-rated con­ name be, since Madonna lost hers ages ago? Her predicament is an example of life imi­ transform her into a PTA-and-bake-sal~, -· 'be Girl ?" video and made love to a statue in certs. Look at what famous parents did to the for­ tating art. Madonna foreshadowed her out­ home before dinner honey"-mom. But ' I "Like a Prayer'' is actually going to be wip­ And I just can't help but wonder how the mer wild child Drew Barrymore. Marlon of-wedlock pregnancy with "Papa Don' t still think it's bizarre. baby wi II turn out. Branda's kids didn't turn out all that .great. ing up baby spit and changing soiled diapers. Preach," in which a young, unmarried girl . I The father of her child is her fitness train­ I can't figure out if I should pity the So, naturally, I'm a little worried for this kid. tells her father defiantly, ''I'm keeping my er and Versace model, 29-year-old Carlos unborn child or to envy him/her. Sure, having But maybe the child won' t tum out to be baby." Leon. Her publicist says the couple. who the best that money can buy from Day I is too messed up. Madonna's overly open atti­ But her decision to have a child without have no immediate plans to marry, is '·ecsta­ great. But that's a small price to pay for tude toward sex could actually help the child securing a husband first doesn't surprise me. ti c" about it. Although the pregnancy was being in therapy for life. become a well-adjusted teen-ager. I admire her gumption. In December, when reportedly a surprise, Madonna's publicist If it 's a boy, the poor kid is going to have How could Madonna be anything but hon­ talking to Forrest Sawyer, she said she was Erin Ruth is an assistaiiT eiiTertainmeiiT edi­ says she is "deliriously happy about it." to grow up with taunts like, " Hey, [insert est about sex? Somehow, I can't picture her thinking about taking out a newspaper ad for tor for The Review. Could Madonn ~ be in love? baby's name here]. your mom gave head to a blushing and stammering through a "birds someone to father a child for her. She obvi- Steve Variety show celebrates CBC's 20th Miller

BY DENISE WOODARD sity students and alumni. Earl Shorter, co-host. specifically for Staff Report a This year's event included alumni of the That's just what they did. the women in the rocks Singing, dancing. rapping and reflection: university - something that has never been The evening began with a performance by audience, stating these forms of ex pre ion have a strong histo­ done before. Mood Swingz, a new-age band. They also that women are ry 111 the African-American community. 'The alumni participation is good because assisted some of the acts with their musical responsible for These talents came together on one stage at it allows for us to have an opportunity to fel­ needs. their own happi­ the Bob the 1996 Annual Variety Shown Friday night lowship with the undergraduates," says 1992 Sophomore Tamara Rawsey and Soulful ness. in the Pearson Hall auditorium. The event was graduate Phil Ward, who sang a version of Expression followed. They performed a rendi­ "Women have held to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Johnny Gill 's "My, My, My." tion of Brandy's "Brokenhearted." to value them­ continued from page B I Center for Black Culture as a part of the Black With sweat dripping from his face, Ward Sophomore Suzette McMillan brought the selves because Arts Festival. was obviously singing to the ladies. He then crowd to their feet after singing "I Will when they do The show was exceptional and had an set the scenario: the woman comes home after Survive." Although McMillan says she suffers they'll always People's teeth were grinding a apptUvdate mix of all aspects of contemporary a long day of work to a cooked dinner, and it from stage fright, it wasn't evident with the expect the best," ====A=l=u=m=n=a=e=Ki=.=m::J they voiced their opinion about the entertainment. was time for dessert. reaction she got while singing. A standing ova­ says the 1985 horrid set. Many were ready to Leave The II acts ranged from the soulful sounds And he sang. tion was definitely in order. graduate and past Grahmn gave a dra­ after the first set. But then some­ of Rhythm and Blues to dramatic readings and There were ooh's and aah's heard through­ Junior Sharon Ebanks and Senior Veronica chair of the show. matic reading at the thing great happened. tap dancing, showcasing the talents of univer- out the audience, especially after he jumped Rockett performed a tap dance routine to the Junior Tishena variety show. ·'We'll be back in 20 minutes to off the stage and continued to sing. He sang to song "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy." Moss and sopho­ play the greatest hits ," Miller told no one particular woman in the audience, This performance was of special impor­ more Lawrence his wearied crowd. That i when the although some ladies wished he was singing tance to Veronica because she has been wanti­ Hederson sang a duet of "Endless Love." first of many blood-curdling crowd to them. ng to tap for the show since her freshman year Henderson gave Tishena a rose, they briefly roars could be heard. The Steve In the past, the Variety Show has been dom­ and is graduating in May. slow danced to keep with the mood, and the Miller we know, and smoke por to, inated by singing. This year, though, the acts The next act was the mother-and-daughter piece ended with a kiss on her hand. will be here in 20 minwes. · put the "variety" back in the show. team Crystal Hayman Simms and Tamara Stacee Thomas followed by singing a ver­ The lights came up, the band left "The times have changed and our people Rawsey, singing "Count on Me;· a duet by sion of Monica's "Before You Walk Out Of stage and people looked hopeful for are evolving," says the members of Raw Whitney Houston a.nd CeC:e Winans. My Life." Thomas graduated from the univer­ the first time all night. Steve Miller Elementz, a local rap group. The Variety Rawsey says she enjoys singing with her sity in 1993 and credits the Variety Show for was coming. Show is an extension of this mother because it "brings back childhood exposing her to the public. The 20 minutes flew quickly as Tishena change. memories of my mom singing to me." The last act ofthe evening was Ensemble of people ran all over the Bob looking Moss and Raw Elementz performs Simms recognizes that as Tam?sa gets older Praise, a small gospel group which performed for their roommates and friends, and Larry what they call poetty with it is important for her realize that she can "Blessed Be The Name." to grab an overpriced bite to eat. always count on her mother, singing the song The selection process for the acts began in Henderson rhythmic music to accent. And then, it was time. The lights They had a high-energy together just reaffirms this belief. February; each act auditioned. Those who went down. The roar went up. perform show which highlighted Next was the poetic interpretation, made the final cut were of the highest caliber The fir t few chords to the 20- "Endless their lyrics and performance "Standing on a New Plateau," composed by and contributed to a wonderful evening. year-old "Fly like an Eagle" beck­ Love." All antics. freshman Jermaine Lewis. The performance, This year's Variety Show brought together oned to people in the far corners of "This event allows the accented by modem pop music, took the audi­ of all of the aspects of the black culture: rejoic­ the Bob and triggered them to return photos by participants to show off ence on a journey of African Americans from ing in God, maintaining self esteem and self to the concert days of old . Pebple Ayis Pyrros. their talents and express bondage and oppression to freedom. worth and acknowledging the power of love. young and old rushed the stage. and themselves," says senior Kim Gralimn, gave a dramatic reading hopped up on their chairs. Joints were lit and lighters glowed through the hazy darkness. The crowd roared as Miller lei his spiri t set him free. For the first time all night. the Bob felt like 1976, although there More people are now were no bellbottoms or huge. bushy OCD affects many students afros. Steve Miller was here in full force, kickin ' ass. A tinge of the '90s was also unde­ continued from page B I creating Web homepages niably present. People were crowd slammed it 30 or 40 times. I just started to cry; I didn't surfing ro ''Fly Like an E\}gle ." understand why I couldn't just shut the door. My mom remains typical of a person with OCD. There was also an unconvemi'pnal came up and started hugging me, and I just shrugged her Chokshi says. '·I was so relieved to read that OCD people never act on continued from page B I rap performed by the keyboardist off." Graybill uses a straightforward their obsessions. Of course. I could be the first one who halfwav through the song. "Steve Mike keeps the limit of people that he talks to about his ties.com/Broadway/2453) as well as HTML program called Hot-Dog Miller" and "rap," two words that go did." OCD to only two people. He talks about his problems several links to other pages with his Pro. He says, "In the beginning, it together like "Mike Tyson" and The summer after his senior year. Mike went out on his with his best friend, and Mike's mom knows of some of one megabyte of memory. One took a long time to figure out how to own to research OCD. In hi s search , Mike read a book "yodeling ." his habits. She will clip out an article about OCD when­ megabyte of memory is enough for an improve it (the homepage), but called "The Boy Who Couldn' t Stop Washing: The Silly as that may eem, people ever she stumbles across one. average homepage. know it's really quick to update. It were being passed over one another Experience and Treatment of Obsessive Compulsive "When I was little, it gave me uniqueness," Mike says. The difference between companies becomes systematic to update a Disorder" by Judith Rapoport. as the late '70s pulsed through the "When I overcame an obsession or compulsion, it made like Broadway and Four! I is you page like word processing." Rapoport's book discusses some case> of people with audience in the form of "Dance me feel strong." cannot upgrade any further than the Besides a reasonable amount of OCD and it helped Mike realize that he was not alone. He Dance Dance," "True Fine Love" When people hear about his OCD, Mike explains that one megabyte of memory on time, students with homepages also '·Swingtown·· and "Take the Money found out that OCD affects many people and there is "They just say, 'Why don't you j ust stop?' I say, 'Don't Broadway and they can sometimes need an FTP (File Transfer and Run ." '· treatment available. you think I've tried?"' be unreliable, Wilhelm says. Protocol) program which sends the • Mike is reluctant to get help becau e he feels as though All the greats were sung - as Amy (not her real name) is a sophomore who's life is Once you have memory on a updated page electronically over the OCD is part of his identity and he wouldn't know what to only Miller could sing them - in controlled by numbers. Her key numbers are two, three, server, the homepage creati on Internet to their account with a serv­ do without it. He has never known what it is like to live hi s easy-going, mellow voice. And five and seven. begins. The homepage comes from er, either the university's server or a even though several of the people without his obsessions and compulsions. and they have "In my shower at home, I have a pair of bottles togeth­ Web tools like Internet Assistant, private server company. The FTP who were crowd surfing wiped out become part of his life . er on each of the four edges of the tub. The shampoo bot­ accessibl e through Microsoft Word process which allows people to view into groups of writhing dancing "I have my own system. Like, yesterday, I was putting tles are paired off and the labels must face each other. At 7.0 or a more complex HTML code what is on a homepage may sound partiers, there were no hard feelings the "TV Guide" down on the table and I knew that I did­ school, I have to have two bottles of shampoo and two program like Revol Web Worker, complicated, but Graybill says that that night. Entire sections of ctazcd n't put it down right. I sat there and put it down five, six, bottles of conditioner in by bucket." Wilhelm says. hi s ethernet card came with FTP women and men eated up the sides seven times. I realized what I was doing and I just threw She also has to rinse her toothbrush a certain way five "The Internet Assistant program software and it is not hard to use. He of the walls of the Bob were n::icking it down and ran into the kitchen. Then I went back into the times. puts the codes in for you on a nor­ says, "The FTP program can be away. People thrashed arms and room and I was OK. I can force myself to stop." '·I tried to do it normally and it didn 't work. I went mal Word document, but you can downloaded from the Internet, if Mike keeps a list of his history of habits associated banged heads. back and brushed again. I just feel like something bad will onl y do so much with the program. you don't have one with your ether- But by far the biggest cheer of the with OCD, beginning with when he was eight years old. happen." It is a good starting tool to get to net software." 1 night came when Steve Miller- fin- • He does this so he won't forget any of them. Every morn­ Both Amy and Mike explain that they have feelings in know the code," he says. H T M L Like many things, student home­ ished his second set and returned for ing, Mike says he has to wash his body a specific way "in their stomachs that something will go wrong if they do code puts the pictures and text of a pages can sometimes cause an encore. The long-awaited nu,mber - order to have a good day:· not carry out their routines properly. homepage into a language that the headaches for the students who one hit that made Steve Miller's Some of Mike's habits are extremely dangerous. When "You just feel inside that you've got to do it," Amy server can read and translate into the make them, especiall y when they he would approach a stop light while driving, he used to mark in history echoed through the - says. Her boyfriend is

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FOR SALE $850, 455-9150 PAINTING - Now Hiring for Summer. EASTERN EUROPE JOBS - Teach $5-$10 hr. + bonuses. Leave message. Trek 830 Antelope w/ all accessories. Roo mmate needed for Madison Dr. basic conversational English in Prague, 832-7716 Awesome job with the formal Tiffani ! Over $600 invested: selling for $350. HOUSE TO RENT. Madison Dr. 3 June I lease. 738- 1223 Budapest, or Krakow. No teaching Your Phi Sig sisters love you Call Shane at 738-1816 BR, dishwasher, large Kitchen, Finished certificate or European languages basement. NO PETS. Call TIM at 368- required. Inexpensive Room & Board + TRA SCRIPT TYPIST NEEDED - 4921 after 5PM or leave message. I Large Room Avail; 1-3 m/f ( I other benefits. For info. call: (206) Typist needed who has a Macintosh and ALPHA PHI wishes GOOD LUCK to EUROPE $169. Caribbean/ Mexico comfortable, 3 tight); 2-bdrm at West 971-3680 ext. K52911 can use Microsoft word to type 20-page everyone participating in GREEK $189. Be a little flexible and save $$$ Knoll; Tom 837-3774 or [email protected] oral history transcript from a tape fo r GAMES. We' ll help you beat the airline prices. CIH Manor Townhouse, 4 persons, A/C, $150.00. If interested please send 2- Destinations worldwide. AIR.HITCHtm WID, deck, fenced backyard $820.00 MODELS W A TED. Female models page sample of your typing to Stoner at 800-326-2009 airhitch@ netcom.com Avail4/96 W ant to live in Dewey Beach thi needed for adult video/ print work. 303 Old College. Phi Sigma Sigma is #I in 1996. summer? Cheap! Roommate needed - Must be 18+. Call 1-800-668-4380. female. Call 83 7-1770 ew Super Single Waterbed and 4 Bdrm - Madison Dri ve- New Kitchen YWCA - Pan-time immediate and Phi Sigma Sigma wtshes Steve Glenn Mattres for sale. $250.00 or best offer. - WID, Excellent Condition. $895/mo. Wanted - Childcare, light cleaning. summer positions. Aerobic and swim 1996's greek god good luck! For more information call Lisa 731- 738-7400 2 Female Roommates wanted for Ivy F;lextble hours now and for the summer. instructors. Li feguards, recepuonistl %90 Hall Apt. Call 369-9468 (ask for Must be re li able and love children. clerk, coun<;elors for before/ after school Nicole) Aug 96-July 97 Women in Motion 737-3653 & summer camp. Local residency & Phi Sigma Sigma is proud of Lauren 3 Bedroom Townhouse, furnished, All own transportation a plus. Apply at 318 Mantey for a great job in looking fit. Furniture for Sale. Good Condition. Appliances, Summer $650/mo, Fall S. College Ave .. Newark, DE 19711 Call Andra 369-9315 $800/mo. Call239-0149. NO pets. MIF - non-smoker for Summer Sublet. Need $25'1? Runners wh o run on the EOE I Bdrm in House I block from Main St. balls of their feet or whose ankles roll in Get Psyched Phi Sigma Sigma for greek and Campus. $250/mo. + utih. inclds. too much are needed for a 2 hr. motion week and greek games 1996. 1993 SUZUKI SIDEKICK, 4 DR., 34K 3 Bedroom Townhouse. Washer/ parking Call455-0943 analysis study. Call Kurt ar 831-4646. HIRING NOW FOR SUMMER - MILES, $7900 NEG., 454-7166 Dryer. Available 6/96, $850 + utilities. EARN $8-12/ HOUR. PIT FLEXlBLE 738-5136 HOURS. CLOSE TO CAMPUS. Phi Sigma Sigma wishes their greek Female Needed to live in house on In-home child care for 5-month-old girl CALL 454-8954 goddess Crissy Wells good luck. for Sale - 2 bed , 2 dressers. perfect Delaware Ave. starting June I st. Call I or 2 days a week. Mother will be wmlition. Call 738-5439 ew Street Efficiency's $390.00 369-9411 ASAP working from home. Ptke Creek area. available 617/96. Call for more Pay Negotiable. Call Maria at 302-234- Summer Clearing Help Wanted. Elkton MEG DAVIS -Thanks for planning infommtion 575 1000 4236 Rd. Walking Distance to campus. a great formal t Rollerblddes. Good condition bed, 2 girls/or guys needed to sublet in house s·.oo per hr. 9am- I lam and/or 6pm- dresser, and couch. Call Jennifer 368- for June and July. 2 minute walk from 8pm. Call 731-1318 after 6:30pm 0552 Madison Drive - iBr, IBa- $900.00 campus. Call 456-9571 Housecleaners wanted for Residential + Good Luck MISSY CAl - ALPHA available 617!')6 Call fo r more commercial accounts. Make your own SIGMA ALPHA'S Greek Goddess. information 575- 1000 schedule. Earn$ -5 10/hr. Must be Solid, versatile motivated drummer for Bike for Sale - Schwinn World/ 12- Female Roommate Needed for Fall detail ortented + DEPENDABLE. established original Wilmington area speed, Excellent Condition. $80 or best Semester in School Lane Apartments. References and dependable car required. rock band . Gigging and recording. Call Good Luck to Christine Baumann Chi offer. Call Jeff 837-6045 Houses w/washer/dryer off Main St.; 2- Furniture & Bed Included. 368-2971 Phone 302-731-5603 for more 302-89:2-4535. Leave a message. Omega's Greek Goddess! b rdm, 3-bdrm, & 4-bdrm $600- information. $1 000/mo; rents negotiable, avail 6/1/96 70+ Empty Beer Boule Collection. - 5/31/97; 292-1280 Housemates wanted for E. Cleveland ACTION SPORTS PUBLISHING Chi Omega and Phi Sigma Kappa will International/ Domestic. Trade for a House. Call Randi & Catherine (gJ 837- SUMMER JOBS: Newark Parks and COMPANY has a great job with OK rock Greek Games on 4/28! case of Icehouse Bottles. Reno @ 369- 8490 Recreation - PLAYGROUND STAFF/ pay. You get money plus life 0335 College Park 4 B.R., New Kitchen SUPERVISORS , M-F mornging experience. Applicants MUST be year Townhouse with wash~r - dryer. program startin g June 24. For info/ round resident of Newark, have 30 ANNOUNCEMENTS • I Available 6/1 $925 738-7400 2 fell;lale Roommates needed for application call Mary Neal , 366-7060. hours a week available of which two ' LOFT FOR SALE - Excellent Summer months at Ivy Hall Apt. Call LIFEGUARDS, T-S starting June 18, days must be in the mornings. Some ATTENTIO 1 ALL STUDE TS !!! construction. Call Becky 83 7-I 034 Tara 837-1870 requ ires Advanced Lifesaving. For Wct:kend wu1 k. MUST have light truck GRANTS & SCHOLARSHIPS 123 Madison Townhouse/ garage $900. info./ application call Joe, 366-7060 and be capable of some heavy lifting. AV AILABLE1 BILLIONS OF $$$ I Efficiency Apt. New St. $390. Do not call if you do not have all of the PRIVATE FUNDING. QUALIFY CALLING CARDS/ PAGERS - LOW Available June 575-1000 2 N/S M or F needed to share bedroom above. Job mvolves helping us publish IMMEDIATELY. 1-800-AID-2-HELP RATES. BO. USES, BUY/LEASE, in Main St. Apartment. '96/'97. Call GREAT SUMMER JOB - RIPE our magazine. Includes shipping to ( 1-800-243-2435). . MAJOR CO. (302) 731-8262 Doug ASAP 369-1923. Leave message TOMATOES PIZZA IS NOW HIRI 1G proofreading to filing to sweeping 718 South Coll...ge Avenue - Large 4 -Next to Klondike's. ,, .. ENERGETIC CANTDATES TO lloors. Once you find out about the job Bedroom House. Pl enty of Parking. HAND OUT FLYERS FLEX HRS. you will be begging to do it for free but FREE AIKIDO CLASSES! Monday FURNITURE FOR SALE. Good Available 6/1/96- 611/97. Call 368- CALL 368-2686 we will insist on paying moderate wage. and Wednesday 8 :30pm, Saturday Condition. Bed and dresser together. 1515 Male Roommate wanted for Summer 2 Long hair OK. Again- don ·r call if you 6:00pm starting Feb. 12. Mat Room, Call Katie 737-8291 bedrm Apt. A/C W shr/ Dryr do not own a light pickup truck and are Carpenter Sports Building. Sponsored $270/mos. + uti!. Call 369-9297 RIPE TOMATOES PIZZA NOW a year round resident. 369-2711 by the Aikido Club @ UD. Call Tim @ College Park 4 BR + Finished HlRI G FT/PT DRIVERS $8-$13 HR. 837-1764 for more information. FOR SALE: QUICKSILVER Basement. Avail. June I st. $1 OOOmo. CALL 368-26R6 ' WETSUIT. SIZE M. BRAND NEW. 764-5256 Roommate Wanted: Non-smoking. Need a Bulgarian native for tutoring. 115 OBO 453-1140 female to share 2 bdrm Town Court Please call 762-0129 and ask for Susan. SOPHOMORES: COMPETE FOR UP Apt. for 96-97 school year. Call 837- Local transportation company needs TO $12,000/YR SCHOLARSHIPS. Seeking a kind open-minded person or 1882 ASAP mature, well dressed persons to conduct Ask about Army ROTC summer Texas Instruments TI-81 Graphing couple to sublet I bedroom + studio an ongoing customer survey. Flexible PAl TERS NEEDED'!! If you ' re leadership training and scholarship Calculator with Guidebook $40. Call space in a Wilbur Street house. 6/1-911. hours. Rate $6/ hour. Write to Attn: willing to Work Hard and Play Hard opportunities. Paid training with no 998-9536 Rent negotiable, continuation of lease Female Roommate needed for S. Gerry Frenze P.O. Box 7736, 1 ewark, outside this summer, and earn serious obligation. Call 831-8213 now! possible. 369-0860 College Apt. 2 Bath, Parking. Wal k 2 DE 19714 cash + incentives, call Mike 738-67321 campus. Rent good, share w/ 3 others. email McKeenan Lookmg for interested person to split a 7 Please Call837-3243 GRANTS!! SCHOLARSHIPS 1!! ' day cruise to watch raising of part of the ROOM FOR RENT - $225 MO. + Babysitting 4 days/ week in my Newark MILLIO S OF DOLLARS IN FREE TIT A !C. Interested? Call Charles UTIL. FULL HOUSE PRIV. AC + home while_I'm present between hours Summer Job: N. Wilmington Home FINA CIAL AID. TO QUALIFY . ~'ray @ 454-1958 OWN OUTSIDE ENTRANCE. Cool female rommate needed in cute of I Oam and 3pm (no weekends). Call caring for my 3 children 14, 10, 7. Pool CALL: 1800-400-0209 BRIAN at 737-4966 house on New London Rd. ; $240/mo + 455-9225 for more information and Pri vleg. Must have car and references. uti!.; June- June lease. Call 733-0852 possible interview. References a must. Leave message or call after 7pm 302- White metal buck bed, excellent 475-0204 COLLEGE Rl GS - Newe t styles 1 condition, includes ladder $ 175 OBO. College Park Townhouse 4 bedroom Any College Any Year! 3 Week Al~o available twin mattress $50 good $875/mo. + sec. dep. + utils. Avail HELP WANTED EXCITING P.T./F.T. JOB - MAJOR Delivery. ow Available Direct by • , . c.O~dition. Call 737-6858 6/1/96/. 731-8083 (days) or 234-3090 CO. TELECOMMU ICATIO S . PERSONALS Accessing our site on the internet. Full y (even ing). CRUISE SHlPS HIRI G - Earn up to SERIOUS MONEY POSS IBLE (302) Guaranteed, Great Prices. Come vi 1l $2,000 +/month. World travel. Seasonal 731-8262 80% of women with chlamydia do not our site and order your College Class FOR RENT & fuii-time positions. No experience have symptoms. Have a yearly pelvic Ring. http://www.collegering.inter.net Dewey Beach Condo, Weekly Rentals necessary. For more information call 1- exam. COMMISSIO 0 Or phone us at 1-718-443-4260 Available immediately, variable length Available - Bayside, Sleeps 8, $650 206-97 1-3550 ext. C52914 CASH IN ON THE OUTDOORS 1 SEXUALITY. ublease: room in 3BR house, 2 blocks week/ Sun-Fri . Go Econo: 8p only EARN $3000-$5000 THIS SUMMER from campus. Washer, dryer, $81.25 each. 302-998-5199/ leave PAINT! 1G HOUSES WITH OTHER Harrington Theatre Arts Company dishwasher, central AC. o smoking or message. Must be 21 yrs. of age or NATIONAL PARKS HIRI G - STUDENTS. Hiring foremen/ painters. HOLLY METZ IS KAPPA DELTA'S proudly presents "Guys and Dolls" pets. $245/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call Gary at older. Positions are now available at ational Call DREW at 837-6172 GREEK GODDESS. YOUR SISTERS April 12,13,18,19 at 8:00pm and April 368-5627. Parks, Forests & Wildlife Pre erves. WISH YOU TilE BEST OF LUCK! 14, 20, 21 at 2:00pm in I 00 Wolf Hall - Excellent benefits+ bonuses' Call: 1- ticket are $5 Room for Rent in . Wilm. $250/mo. 206-971-3620 ext. N52914 Pool Director for Girl Scout resident Available immediately, variable length (includes utilities) Lv. Msg/ or call aft. camp. June 22-August 18. Lifeguard, The Stone Balloom Anniversary Party, sublease: room in 3BR house, 2 blocks 7pm 302-475-0204 WSI required. Must be 21 to apply. Sat. April 13th with Dead Eye Dick. THE LANDLORD CALLED: RENT · from campus. Washer, dryer, $1750 weekly possible mailing our (302)456-7173 ext. 7173. Free w/ Student ID. $1.75 Bud and Bud DUE MAY I. If you lived on campus, ,. dishwasher, central AC. No smoking or circulars. For info call 30I-306-1207. Light Bottles all Night. you'd never get this message. Consider pets. $245/mo. + I /3 utils. Call Gary at ROOMMATES your education, not a messafe from the ,. 3(>8-56L..Y1 $$$$$$ Looking for ways to increase landlord. Consider living on campus. ONE N/S FEMALE ROOMMATE $CRUISE SHIPS HIRI NG' Students your income? Be self-employed. Earn Renee Telesco you did a great job in Applications for ' 96-'97 on-campus NEEDED to share nice & large E. Needed! $$$+Free Travel (Caribbean. $2000/ month within 6 months, looking fit. Alpha Chi Loves You housi ng are still available at 1Courtney 4 BR, Madison Dr. Townhouse, Cleveland house with 5 other girls for Europe, Hawaii!) Seasonal/ Permanent. $100,000/ year within 30 month. For Street, or by calling 831-2491 1 • 'Washer, Dryer, Remodeled, I yr. lease Fall Semester 1996. Rent is $200/mo. + No Exper. Necessary. Gde. 919-929- additional information call Morgan at ,' ~security, $885-925. Call368-4424 utilities. Call837-6110 or 837-6106. 4398 ext. 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Schoolmg & the Teacher (3 cr) SPAN 107-Spantsh Ill - Intermediate (4 cr) JAPN 106-Japanese II - Elementary/Intermediate (4 cr) EDST 367-South Alncan Studtes ( 1-3 crlpf) SPAN 206-Culture Through Conversauon (3 cr) JAPN 107-Japanese Ill- Intermediate (4 cr) EDST 376-Educauon Practteum (1-3 cr) SPAN 208-Contemporary Spa1n 1 (3 cr) JAPN 206-Cullure Through Conversation (3 cr) ENGL 209-lntroducuon to the Novel (Focus on Southern Alnca) (3 cr) Faculty Directors Alfred Wedel (831-8203). 203 46 E Delware Ave & Krys1yna Musik JAPN 208-Comemporary Japan I (3 cr) ; WOMS 202-lntro to lnlernaltOOal Women s StudteS 13 cr) :831-3071), 301A Ew•ng Facul ty Director: Lawrence Marceau (831-2589), 437 Smtth Faculty Director James Dav1s (831- 206g). 213C Willard: jedav1s@udel edu LONDON AND SCOTLAND MARTINIQUE GERMANY/BAYREUTH Educational Studies Foreign Languages & Literatures Foreign Languages & Literatures EDST 390-lnstrucllonal Slrategtes and Individual Dtfferences (3 cr) FL.L T 100-Essenual French (1 cr) plf · GRMN 106-German II- Elememarytlntermedtate 14 cr) GEOL 113-Eanh Science (4 cr.) resmcred ro College of Educallon srudents FLL T 320-Caribbean Writers in Translalion (3 cr) GRMN f07 German Ill- lntermedtate (4 cr) Faculty DirecTors Ralph Ferrent (831-1644), 213D Willard & FREN 106-French II- Elementary/Intermediate (4 cr) GRMN 206-Culture Through Conversation (3 cn Michael Smith (831-1661), 133 Willard FREN 207-The Contemporary Caribbean World (3 cr) GRMN 208-Contemporary Germany 1 (3 cr) Faculty Director. Veronica Eid (831-3580). Faculty Director: Ins Busch (831-6961), 413 Academy Sl ENGLAND/L ONDON 34 West Delaware Ave. Rm. 205 FRANCEICAEN Foreign Languages & Literatures GENEVA FLL T 3301CMLT 330/WOMS 300/CSCC 330-Varying Authors. Themes. and Foreign Languages & Literatures Movements: The Hero and I he Heroine on fhe London Slage (3 cr) Economics and Business Administra tiqn FREN 107-French Ill- Intermediate (4 cr) Faculty Director. Judy Mcinnis (831-2597). 441 Smnh BUAD 306-0perations Management (3 cr) FREN 206-Culture Through ConversatiOn (3 cr) ECON 340-lnternational Economtc Relations (3 cr) FREN 208-Contemporary France 1 (3 cr) ENGLAND/LONDON POSC 416- Transnational Relations & World Politics (3 cr) Faculty Director: Alice Calaldi (831 -3580). 34 W Delaware, Rm 201 BUADIECON!POSC 341/MFL 167-Environment ollhe Mult1na!lonal Theatre Corporation (3 cr) I FRANCE/PARIS THEA 106- The Theatrical Experience Abroad (3 cr) 2 secuons FacUlty Directors: Bunon Abrams (831-1900), 314 Purnell & • • Textiles, Design, and Consumer Economics Faculty Directors: Jewel Walker & Marge Walker (368-1882), 109 Mitchell Hall William Gehrletn (831-1 767), 208 Purnell fDCE 321-10-Contemporary Pr€1-a-pMer Product Design and Development (3 cr) PANAMA GREECE l TDCE 321 -11 -Historic French Couture (3 cr) Faculty Directors: Jane Matranga (831-8538), 314 Alison Hall Addition & Belinda Orzada Educational Studies Art History (831 -8709), 303 Alison Hall Addilion · EDST 253-Cultural Diversity, Schooling & the Teacher (3 cr) ARTH 208-Greek and Roman An (3 cr.) for Elementary Teacher Education students or ARTH 366-Spectal Problem in Greek An (3 cr) (prereq.: ARTH 208) COS RICA/SAN JOSE EDST 201-School and Soaety (3 cr) Faculty Director. John Crawford (831-2697), 3t9 Old College :A ior Secondary Teacher Educauon students Foreign Languages & Literatures EDST 390-tnstructional Slrategies 13 cr) ENGLAND/L ONDON SPAN t07-Spamsh Ill- Intermediate (4 cr.) EDST 366-lndependent SIUdy ( t -3 cr) SPAN 206 Culture Through Conversation (3 cr I EDDV 374-Experienttal Education (3 cr.) English PAN 207-C omemporary Laun Amenca I (3 cr.) LING 498-Teaching En9hsh as a Second Language 13 cr.) ENGL 472- The london Theatre (3 cr- Honors) Faculry Drroctor~: Crista Johnson (831-3071) , 301 Ewtng & FLL T 100-Essential Spamsh ( 1 cr.) Faculty Director. Kevtn Kerrane (831-8893). Suzanne Tterney-Gula 1831 ·2985). 233 McDowell Faculty Director. Heman Navarro-leyes (831-8820). 017 Willard 130 Memorial TANZANIA FRANCE/SWITZERLAND/ITALY ITALY Entomology and Applied Ecology Business Administration Political Science & International Relations ENTO 367-Conservation of African W11dl~e (4 cr.: BUAD 878-lnternauonal Business Cultures {3 cr) (prereq.:BUAD 870) POSC 367-Political and Soctal Culture of Italy (3 cr.) Faculry Director. Raben Allen (831 -2526), 24BA Townsend BUAD 882-lnternattonal Marketing Management (3 cr) (prereq · BUAD 8BO) POSC 436-Pohtics and Literature 13 cr.) Faculty Directors Caner Broach 183t-1190). 338 Purnell & POSC :iss-Currents 1n Polit1cal Theory (3 cr.) COSTA RICA/SAN JOSE Dtane Ferry (831-1769). 3160 Purnell POSC 441-Contemporary Problems tn Western Europe: Italy (3 a .) Master of Arts in Liberal Studies Faculty Directors· James Magee (831-1935), 455 Smilh & James Soles. tti.l1-4079), 303 ENGLAND/LONDON Smith MALS 667-Costa Rican Development (3 cr) Faculty Director: John Deiner (831-t930), 306 Smnh Shakespeare and Modern British Theatre TRINIDAD ENGL 365-Studies tn Literary Genres. Types. and Movements MEXICO/YUCATAN Faculty Director. Jay Halio (831-2228), 118 Mernonal Theatre and the Center for Black Culture English THEA t06-The Theatrtcal Expertence Abroad ( 1 cr) plf MEXICO/ YUCATAN Faculty Directors: Catherine Fitzmaunce (831-6311), ENGL 382-Siudtes 1n Multicultural Literalure (3 cr : 209 Mflchell & Verntce Edgehtll (831-2991), t92 S. College Ave Faculty: Directors Edward Guerrero & AlVIna Ou..,tana (831 -2367\ 307 Memonal Political Science and Foreign Languages & Literatures POSC 311 -Politics ol Developtng Nauons {3 cr) r /TAL Y/SIENA POSC 436-Politics & L•terature 13 cr) For additional information & applications, Foreign Languages & Literatures ARTH 367-Maya Art & Archttecture (3.cr) tTAL 106-llahan II- Elernentaryllntamedtate (4 c:; FLLT 100-Essenual Spamsh (t cr) p.t contact Faculcy Director or the office of Overseas Swdies. IT Ill 107-ltahan 111-lntermedtate 14 cr) SPAN 207-Contemporary Laun Amenca I (3 cr) !mernarional Programs and Special Sessions . ..J Kenc Way ITAL 206-Culture Through Conversation (3 cr) SPAN t06-Spanish II - Elementaryl lntermedtate (4 cr) ITAL 208-Con:emporary Italy t (3 en Faculty Directors. Am aha Vema (83 1 -3071 ), 30 t Ewing & (03 1-2852 ); email: [email protected] F culty Director Giusepptna Priestley (831 -2587'; 424 Sflltiil Dan Green 1831-19331 463 Smflh

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DUSC Candidates : RSA Candidates: IFC-Panhellenic Ticket RSA INC. Ticket Staci Ward-President Press rn Eli. Lesser-President or Press rn Ai mee Kreimer-Vi.ce President Press rn Ri.ch Miller-President Press ~ Chri.s Stoddard-Secretary Press rn Jennifer Anders-Vice President Press rn El ana Messner-Treasurer Press rn Debra Cooperman-Faculty Senator Press rn Kevi.n Laverty-Faculty Senator Press rn Lesley Knapp-Facuty Senator Press~ BS. THE REVIEW • April 23, 1996 REVIEW SPORTS BY THE NUMBERS I l\IEN'S LACROSSE BASEBALL CALENDAR Wed. Saturday Sunday Tues. Thur. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. 2 3 4 F 4/23 4/24 4/24 Loyola 2 4 3 2 I I Game#I 4/25 4/26 4/27 4/28 Delaware I 2 5 I 9 Towson State Delaware ab h rbi ab h rbi aseball- Home games at the Delaware Diamond Goals: Loyola II (Basco 4. O'Brien VuonoLF 3 I I 0 Ardtzzone C 3 0 0 0 at LaSalle at West at Towson 2, Frye 2, Smith 2, Georgalas I), MiUerCF 3 0 0 0 Colunio 2B 3 I 0 Delaware 9 (Lavey 4. Gately 2, Vallillo DH 4 2 3 2 HammerSS 2 I I I Chester State* Livingston I. Egan I, Ward I). RemingRF 3 2 0 August 3B 2 I 0 0 (DH) Hanshom IB 3 I 0 0 EymanDH 3 0 2 0 3 p.m. 3 p.m. 12 noon Assists: Loyola 5 (Basco 2. Duffy 2, Ferrier.t 2B 4 0 I Jack RF 2 I 0 0 Schindler I), Delaware 5 (Lavey. RcynoldsC 3 0 I 0 Duffie CF 3 0 0 0 oftball - Home games at the Delaware Field Livingston , Jordan. C:uney, Bruder). Sturek SS 4 0 0 0 Mahony IB 3 2 2 5 Viglued 3B 4 0 0 0 Trivits LF 2 0 0 0 Softball at at Maine Shots: Loyola 41. Delaware 38. Reinhan P 0 0 0 0 Donovan P 0 0 0 0 Boston U. (DH) Stem P 0 0 0 0 (DH) Saves: Loyola 13 (Brown). Delaware Gellen P 0 0 0 0 TBA 12 noon 20 (Cooper). Totals 31 5 8 3 Totals 23 6 6 6 en's Lacrosse- Home games at Delaware Field Groundballs: Loyola 39, Delaware Towson 001 040 0 • 5 42, Delaware 000 015 x • 6 at Penn St. • Penallies: Loyola 8 for 4:30, Towson IP H R ER BB SO Delaware 3 for 2·00, Reinhan L (2-1) 6 6 6 6 2 6 2 p.m.

Attendance: 1.200 Delaware IP H R ER BB SO was the most Donovan 5 6 5 3 3 2 jWomen's Lacrosse- Home games at Delaware Field ocfdsmakPT in Ur " •... Stem W (2-0) I 0 0 0 0 Hofstra at Cornell of that Gellen S (5) 0 0 0 0 ' * ~----~ oorning from his 3:30p.m. . at self-pro- T-2:05 A-250 . II a.m. ·{-11Rort J~ _that reputation was enhanced in the mid­ UD STANDINGS Game#2 '70& when be became l\ Towson State Delaware regular on CBS' ''NFL ab h rbi ab h rbi jM.en's Tenms- Home games at Delaware F1eld House Today" pregame show. \ Vuotto LF 3 0 0 0 Ardizzone 2B 3 0 I 0 St. at Sturek SS 3 0 0 ColunioCF 2 0 0 0 All that ended, Thru games of 4/~2 Joseph's Bucknell however, after an off-hand Vallill o DH 3 0 I 0 Hammer SS 3 0 0 0 Reming RF 3 0 0 0 August 3B 2 0 0 0 ' television interview in Sport W L PCT 3:00 p"m. 3:30p.m. Hanshom IB 2 0 I 0 Eyman DH 3 I 2 0 . ,, 1988, given wtule be was Baseball 28 5 .848 Ferreir.t 2B 3 0 0 0 Jack RF 2 0 I I ' eating lunch in Tennis 13 3 .812 GunterC 3 0 0 0 Mahony IB 2 0 0 0 Washington. Snyder said W. Lax 7 6 .538 Healy 3B 3 0 I 0 Trivtts LF 2 0 0 0 Track - Home meets at Delaware Field House that black athletes were MtllerCF 2 0 0 0 McSherry C 2 0 I 0 M. Lax 6 6 .500 . superior to white athletes Eyster P 0 0 0 0 Dillon P 0 0 0 0 at Penn at Penn at Penn . because of breeding and Softball 15 15 .500 Totals 25 0 4 0 Total~ 21 5 Relays Relays Relays that the only thing that M. Track 1 1 .500 whites control are coaching W. Track 1 1 .500 Towson 0000000- 0 I··· jobs. He was fired the next Delaware 000 010 X- 1 day. TOTALS 71 37 .657 Towson IP H R ER BB SO Key: ,, JOSNSON PICKED Eyster L (1-3) 6 5 I I 2 FIRST, PHILLIPS . ~ · SIXTH lNNFLDRAFf Delaware IP H R ER BB SO Denotes home game DH- Doubleheader While Southern Dillon W (6-1) 7 4 0 0 4 ., . California wide receiver ~ .. Keysbawn Johnson clearly T-1:30 A- 250 ·. DDenotes road game was the people's choice MEN'S TENNIS Saturday, Nebraska run­ ning back Lawrence *Denotes conference game Pbillips' off-the-field prob­ NAC Championshtp Semifinals vs. lems dropped him to the Nonheastem, Saturday 4/20 - sixth pick in the 1996 :NFL Delaware 4 Softball college draft at the packed Villanova 3 Pammoont''Theatet in New Saturday Yoik. · 1st singles- Kohli d. Binntngton (D) Game#] The Jets (3-13 last 7-6 (8-6). 7-5. 2nd singles- Salomao Delaware Lafayette Campus Sporting Briefs season) bad a number of d. Schmidt (D) 7-6 (7-5), 6-3. 3rd sin­ ab r h rbi ab r h rbi oJfcrs for the No. 1 pick, gles Kosta (D) d. Hughes 6-1 , 6-L Zielinski 3 2 2 2 Carnahan 4 0 I 0 but decided not to trade it 4th singles - Par:une swaran (D) d. Brosnahan 3 I 0 0 Nann 3 0 0 I Men's tennis falls in NAC Finals when they began making Karakus 7-6 (7-3), 6-2. 5th stngles- Baugher 4 0 2 I Rothrock 2 I I 0 ~i~r~emcon~ tkezic d Sloane (D) 6-3. 4-6. 6-1 Kayatta 3 0 2 0 Hesse Is 2 0 0 0 1st doubles- Lustig/Bernstein (D) d. talks wlth Johnson and his Rose 4 0 0 0 Bomba 3 0 2 I The Delaware men's tennis team had a fantastic ~tatives. The 6-foot- El Hadjltvleelarp 6·3 7-6 (7-1 l. Dyson 3 0 I 0 Huenemann 3 0 0 0 3, ~pound 1ohnson, Dowell 2 I I 0 Butterfield 3 0 0 0 weekend at the North Atlantic Conference who is equally adept at Seaman 3 I 2 0 Lichtman 2 0 0 0 Championships at the University of Vermont, finish­ going deep or over the mid­ NAC Championship Finals vs. B.U. Pidstawski 3 0 0 I Scheetz I 0 0 0 Sunday 4/21 ing in second place and coming one march away dle, became the first wide Fargonli 0 0 0 0 Couhlin 0 0 0 0 receiver taken with the Kopcha I 0 I 0 Berlin I 0 I 0 from winning the championship. Delaware 3 Shockley I 0 0 0 Karnetz I 0 0 0 overalL first choice since Boston U. 4 Pasc 0 0 0 0 Novak 0 0 0 0 The Hens .fell to Boston University, 4-3 in the the New England Patriots Totals 30 5 11 4 Totals 25 I 5 I championship match Sunday afternoon. The Hens selected Irving Fryar of 1st singles- Lamendola d. Binnington Nebraskain 1984. (D) 6-1. 6-1. 2nd singles - Hania d. Lafayette 000 100 0-1 (13-3) held a 3-2lead in the tinalm.atcb against the Many scouts con- Schmtdt (D) 6- 1. 6-2. 3rd singles - Delaware 212000x-5 Terriers before Boston•s Jai Grewal and Kevin sidered Phillips to be the Kosta (D) d. Beccera 6-0. 7-6. 4th sin­ most talented player in the gles - Grewal d Parameswaran (D) 4- Delaware IP H R ER BB so Lehrer won three-set matches over Delaware's 6. 6-2. 6-4 5th singles- Lehrer d. draft. but be was a contro­ Pidstawski W (64) 6 5 l I I 3 Subash Parameswaran and Adam Sloane at fourth \te~Sial choice, nonetheless. Sloane (D) 3-6. 6-4. 6-4. 1st doubles­ Pase I 0 0 0 I 0 Pbillips pleaded no Lustig/Bernstei n (D) d. Schastny/Toon Lafayette IP H R ER BB so arid fifth singles, respectively. The Hens jumped to 6-3. 6-2. contest to misdemeanor Coughlin 6 II 5 4 2 2 the lead on the strength of win.s by the doubles team a1iS1Wlt and trespassing in Game#2 of Mike Lustig and Ira Bernstein, tftd a third singles ,, late 1995 after being acCused of dragging his Delaware Lafaytte win by Todd Kosta. girffiiend down a flight of ab r h rbi ab r h rbi Zielinski I 2 0 I Carnahan 4 0 0 0 Third-seeded Delaware advanced to the champi­ stairs. He was initially dis­ Brosnahan 3 0 I I Novak 4 0 I 0 the team, onship match with a 6-1 first-round victory over missed from but The Delaware Baugher 4 I 2 0 Rothrock 3 0 2 0 netllD1ed to lead the Kayatta 4 0 2 2 Bomba 4 0 I 0 Towson State, and then a4-3 upset victory against Comhuskers to a national meh 's spring Rose 4 0 4 0 Berlin 4 0 0 0 second-seeded Northeastern. In that match, Delaware championship. Dyson 2 0 0 0 Heunemann I I 0 0 BULLS' SCO'ITIE track team won Dowell 4 0 I 0 Asquith 3 0 0 0 lost three of five singles matches but triumphed on PIPPEN DERIDES Kopcha 3 I 0 0 Nann 3 0 I 0 the strength of Lustig/Bemstein's 6-3, 7-6 win. In REFEREE the Towson Kedersha 2 I I 0 Lichtman 3 0 2 I Olicago Bulls star Fargno li 0 0 0 0 Shotel 0 0 '0 0 the championships, double~ matches counted for two forward Scottie Pi did­ Invitational this Pase I 0 0 0 Sheetz 0 0 0 0 points. n!t Seaman 2 0 0 0 pun any pimc~hen Several Delaware players also made the All­ 8ibd Sunday if he bas a weekend, beating Battier 0 0 0 0 Totals 30 5 11 4 Totals 29 1 7 1 ~ once again with Conference team. Bernstein, Kosta, and Lustig all Towson State by Lafayette 000 001 0 .] ~reftfte Hue Hollins. Delaware 200 201 X ·5 were selected to the squad, and Delaware Coach , 1\vo years ago 12 points. The Delaware IP H R ER BB so Laura.Leroy was named NACCoach of the Year. c:alled a contro\ler­ Kedersha W(l-1) 4 6 0 0 I I onPippen with2.1 team will com_, Pase 1 0 1 1 3 0 left against the Ballier 2 1 0 0 1 1 Knicb. swing- pete in the Penn ~lknloeof Game 5 Drexel IP H R ER BB so that the Relays this week. Shotel L(2-6) 6 II 5 2 2 0

Major League Baseball NBA Standings ., Eastern Conference Western Conference American League National League Final Standings As of 4122 EAST W L GB EAST w L GB ATLANTIC W L PCT. MIDWEST W L PCT. Baltimore II 6 Montreal II 7 Orlando 60 22 .732 San Antonio 59 23 .720 New York 8 7 2 ' Atlanta 10 9 1.5 NewYork 47 35 .573 Utah 55 27 .671 Toronto 8 10 3.5 Philadelphia 8 • 9 25 Miami 42 40 .512 Houston 48 34 585 Detroit 8 12 4.5 Florida 8 II 35 Washington 39 43 .476 Denver 35 47 .427 Boston 3 15 8.5 New York 5 II 5 Boston 33 49 .402 Minnesota 26 56 .317 New Jersey 30 52 .366 Dallas 26 56 .317 CENTRAL W L GB CENTRAL w L GB Philadelphia 18 64 .220 Vancouver 15 67 .183 Cleveland I0 6 St. Louis II 8 Milwaukee 10 6 Chicago 10 8 .5 Chicago 8 9 2.5 Cincinnati 9 9 1.5 Minnesota 7 9 3 Houston 9 9 1.5 CENTRAL W L PCT WEST W L PCT Kansas City 5 13 6 Pittsburgh 8 10 2.5 Chicago 72 10 .878 Seattle 64 18 .780 Indiana 52 30 .634 LA Lakers 53 29 .646 WEST W L GB WEST w L GB Cleveland 47 35 573 Ponland 44 38 .537 Texas 13 4 San Diego II 7 Atlanta 46 36 561 Phoenix 41 41 .500 S~atUe 13 6 I San Francisco 10 8 Detroit 46 36 561 Sacramento 39 43 .476 California I 0 8 3.5 Colorado 8 9 25 Charlotte 41 41 500 Golden State 36 46 .439 Oakland 7 10 6 Los Angeles 8 II 35 Milwaukee 25 57 .305 LA Clippers 29. 53 .354 Toronto 21 61 .256 April 23, 1996 • THE REVIEW • 89 Major League Soccer: big flop or smashing success? Hey soccer fans: your sport is mind­ Wake up America: Soccer rocks Ah, I finally found it - a Yes, the I 0 teams' names fall short of exciting. Yes, the numbing and boring, and it won't sell block of text buried last Sunday Kansas City \Viz sounds like something you pour on your on page 15 ofThe Philadelphia nachos. I hate it when people just won't country brought about 70,000 fans W e I I , Inquirer's sports section. Then again, what exactly is a Packer, a Phillie, a Heat? take a hint. to the arena where their team was can't the My coffee mug had been cov- Wake up: all sports franchises have cheesy names, we're For as long as I can remember, playing. whole rest ering it. just used to them. professional soccer in America has American have never cared of the The little box titled "Major No, the greatest obstacle facing MLS is MLS itself. ranked just above curling and below about a sport where the most excit­ world be Michael Lewis Robert Armengol League Soccer" took up less League officials want to change the game. ice fishing in popularity, yet the four ing thing that can happen, a goal, wrong?;:=====:::;::==~____.:=:::;~======~ space than a current events They want a watered-down version of outdoor soccer, or five soccer fans in this country occurs once every solar eclipse. Why do I 0 0 I blurb announcing a one where they can see final scores like 10-7, and suppos­ keep trying to get new leagues start­ The MLS claims that Americans Americans -- ne On ne -- Pennsylvan1a long-nfle-bUJld- edly generate fever from coast to coast. Right. ed. · will fall in Jove with their version of think that ing competition a mile south of The league grants cash bonuses for increasing the mar­ The tally of leagues that have the game, though it's basically the just because millions of people in Kleinfeltersvi lie. gin of victory. I've never seen green paper put a ball gone_under reads like a list of sol­ same as soccer has always been. The Brazil go gaga over the sport we And that's about as big as soccer gets in this country, through a net. Luckily, soccer's world governing body, diers who never returned from a league is so excitement-starved that have to like it? As an American, I'm supposedly. FIFA, disallowed widening the goal posts, or even that may war: the North American Soccer it's created a system in where play­ proud to say I hate soccer. OK, so the most-watched sports extravaganza in the have become possible. League, the Major Indoor Soccer ers get bonuses for running up the Major League Soccer officials, in world- a little shindig know as the World Cup- came to If you truly hate soccer, you'll still hate soccer. If you're League, and the Major Soccer score. their press releases and public rela­ the States and fluttered off with about as much hoopla as a on the border, learn the game. Understand the game. League have all faded away into I don't think the fear of running tions statements, say they're not dis­ rained-out high school badminton tournament. But soccer is boring. obscurity like so much dead weight out of cash should keep the league's suaded by the fact that the NASL But never mind that outside our American cocoon of a Wait a sec. Let's kick that around for while and see if any - in the ocean. executives up nights, though. and MISE. collapsed. The MSL peo­ world, soccer is bigger than sex, and even bigger than ( uh­ sense can be knocked through the metaphorically helmeted - But those few soccer enthusiasts Scoring more than one goal per ple say that because 75 percent of its oh) the sacred Super Bowl. slew of all you apparently action-starved, football-loving, ._ .. left had this grand notion a couple game would be an astounding players are Americans, U.S. fans Note: The Cup final alone two years ago was viewed by manly American men out there who like to watch other - of years ago that they could capital- achievement for these guys. will flock to the sport. at least nine times as many people as the disappointing (padded) men huddle together for about two hours after ize on the excitement the World Cup And have you seen the names for And, at its inaugural game match-up months before between the Dallas Cowboys and every five-second play to discuss, for all we know. their . brought to the U.S. in 1994 and start these teams? The New England between the D.C. United (another the Buffalo Losers. polka-dotted underwear. - a new professional league, called Revolution sounds like they should horrible name) and the San Jose Most sports fans rolled their eyes and changed the chan­ All right, so the San Jose Clash didn't defeat D.C. · Major League Soccer. The fledg­ have Paul Revere riding in on a Clash, 31,683 obviously-masochis­ nel when U.S. soccer buffs, in an idea spawned mostly from United 128-11 3 in the MLS's opening game. And goals . ling organization, complete with horse before every game . tic- people bought tickets and hosting the World Cup for the first time ever, decided to aren't worth six points -or even three, or two, for that · mulli-colored balls and rosters full The San Jose Clash? The Tampa watched the contest in San Jose's take one more shot at giving professional life to a suppos­ matter (although the league would probably like them to of recognizable American players, Bay Mutiny? The Dallas Burn? And Spartan Stadium. edly dead game. be). kicked off two weeks ago with I 0 my personal favorite, the Kansas And oh, how different it was. One By the time MLS got around to its inaugural match this Soccer players are real athletes. teams. City Wiz? These have got to be the goal was scored in the entire game. month, most of us had fallen asleep and missed the news. Soccer players don't call time-out- they can't. There is - There are a few flaws in MLS' worst team nicknames in the history So to those few soccer fans there My plea: In an era when our sports deities earn billions no commercial break. no TV pauses, no Bud Bowl. brilliant plan. For one, there was no of organized sports. (Can't you just still are out there, heed my advice: for smiling in front of a camera or end up with their mug True soccer fans aren't interested in high scores and hard · excitement generated by the World see the headlines now? Clash Give up on trying to sell your sport shots plastered across our newspapers, it's high time fans hits. . Cup. burned by \Viz, look ahead to in this country. It hasn't worked in stumble out of bed and find something new, something Soccer fans know that in their sport . like in life, rewards I mean come on, the average Mutiny) the past, it won't work now, and it pure. are few and far between, but the battle is what make's play­ core of the games was like 2-1' I But the major overriding problem certainly has no chance in the Major League Soccer will survive this time. Simply ing worthwhile. witnessed (or slept through, to be the MLS will face is the sport itself. future. because it should. But this is America. and we just don't really care about more accurate ) a game that Italy Soccer is too damn boring for any­ Take your game to Europe, where For one, MLS owns its teams. And nothing cou ld be bet­ those other dang sports out there. play.ect_ at Giants Stadium whcre one to watch on a regular basis. maybe someone'll care. ter for a sport than si ngle-entity ownership. Now think this Try telling U.S. sta~ Eric Wynalda his sport stinks. · tliere were seven shots on goal for Ninety-five percent of the action in But please, leave us alone with one over before crying, ''Damn commie'" ... no bickering When Wynalda, forward for the Clash, grabbed a pass · the whole 90-minute contest. Yeah, soccer occurs around midfield, our football, baseball, basketball owner out for a big buck, a salary cap across the board and on the run, put the ball through his opponent's legs and this sport will hold the attention of where a bunch of guys just kick the and hockey. near-zippo chance for .:1 strike. Local managers will com­ finally squeezed past United's goalie for the game-winning the MTV generalton. ball back and forth to each other. We'll get along fine. pete on even ground for their players (75 percent of whom and first-ever MLS score, with 2:58 left in regulation, was And did a majority of Americans Now the argument used against are home-grown) and coaches will win for the sake of win­ there no magic? really care that the World Cup was people like me who say soccer is Michael Lewis is a managing sports ning, not for a slice of Jerry Jones' checkbook. here? Sure, most of the games were unbelievably boring is that the editor of The Review. One on One The new league has its problems, though. Robe11 Annengol is a copy editor for The Review. sold out, but that was because every whole rest of the world loves it. appears Tuesdays. Softball finally gets defensive, sweeps Lafayette in home finale

BY CHR15TOPHER BASILE with Delaware scoring on a two-out double by Both pitchers retired the sides with no runs Staff Reporter Baugher in the second that scored one run and a scored until the fourth inning when a Zielinski sac­ On what would be their last home game of the two-out double by Zielinski that scored two runs in rifice fly scored one run , followed by a Brosnahan season, the Delaware softball tean-t-evened up-their the third. single that made the score 4-0 after four innings. record by sweeping a doubleheader from Lafayette And just like that, Delaware led 5-0. "I was struggling the last couple of games," said on Saturday, winning 5-1 in each game. The Hens combined for II hits in the first game. Zielinski, who had three hits and drove in three runs If defense was their weakness this year, it was "We wanted to play them tough today," said on the day. "Playing Lafayette gave me that confi­ not apparent as the Hens nearly completed the day Ferguson. "And we produced more [good] plays." dence that I needed." without an error, ,...------, An equally good performance was displayed by After the first, Kedersha let up only five hits over their first coming LAFAYETIE l l Delaware freshman Krysta Pidstawski (6-4), who the next three innings. in the seventh allowed just one run on five hits through her six "We were not hitting,'' Cagenello said. "You inning of the sec- DELAWARE 5 5 innings pitched. can't score one run and win which has been our ondgame. "I felt I pitched pretty good,'' Pidstawski said. story the last couple of g:tmes." "We played She added that it wasn't her best performance but Meanwhile, Delaware hitters pounded Lafayette practically errorless ball," said Coach B.J . that she pitched "good enough to win." pitching all day. Ferguson. ··we didn' t want to take them lightly." Senior pitcher Janna Kedersha (1-1) took the The Hens managed 22 hits on the day, compared Delaware (I 5-l 5) came to play in the ftrst inning muund in the second game and struggled at first, to just 12 for the Leopards. of the first game when freshman shortstop Robin allowing three straight hits in the first inning, before Ferguson expressed concern that the Lafayette Zielinski led off with a walk and then quickly stole settling down to retire the sides with the bases pitching was below the level of Delaware's future her way to third. loaded. opponents. After a bunt by freshman second baseman "We needed a couple of more clutch hits in the "Our tough rebound will be adjusting to the Laurie Brosnahan that scored Zielinski, junior third game,'' said Lafayette Coach Stacey Cagenello, quicker pitching we will see," said Ferguson. baseman Lauren Baugher walked, followed by a whose team fell to 11-18. "We left a lot of runners "It was a total team effort today,'' Ferguson single by junior first baseman Kristen Kayatta. on base." added. Everyone did what they were supposed to Brosnahan scored on a passed ball, and the Hens Like they did in the first game, Delaware do and now thi_ngs are beginning to gel. Everything THE REVIEW/ Ayts Pyrros led 2-0 after the first inning. exploded for two quick runs on a line double by is now in reach for a NAC (North Atlantic The Delaware softball team had an esay time of it in a sweep of The next two innings would follow this pattern Kayatta. Conference) championship;· she said. Lafayette Saturday.

Men's lax loses to Loyola at home Linemen must step up continued from page B I 0 to score as Loyola became olely Delaware senior attack Pat Gately American. life just isn't fair." concerned with running out the ended the scoring drought for the Shillinglaw said. "(Hofstra defense­ continued from page B I 0 confident in my ability." the fourth quarter to bring the Hens clock. Hens when he made a great move man Brian Duffy) is All- American extremely important." Perry also raved about Cregan's to within I 0-9 with 8:36 remaining. "They were just a great team," around a Loyola defender and and Carey repeatedly took the ball The other two spots on the line are raw potential. The 6-4, 240-pound With time winding down, said Egan, after his final home game looped a close shot over Brown's away from him." still up for grabs. The contenders are Cregan is being switched to the line Georgalas retrieved a groundball for Delaware. "Everybody on our right shoulder. The Hens have just about lost any junior tackle Chad DuBeau, junior from defensive end. near Delaware's goal, and, with no team played well. We didn't let up at After a quick Loyola goal, Lavey chance at a spot in the NCAA tour­ guard Mike Flanigan, and sopho­ " He's a great prospect, an Delaware defenders between him all. They were just a better team." came from behind the Loyola net nament, but Shillinglaw is still push­ more Keith Cregan. absolutely great prospect," Perry : and toe net, charged at the net. After a defensive first period, in and scored an unassisted goal to ing for a strong finish. "Chad DuBeau has been a very said. "He's athletic and he has the Delaware junior goalkeeper which Cooper kept the Hens in the make the score 6-3. "We have two games left. We're capable player for us, and I'm anx­ ability to get a lot better with some Brian Cooper, who had already game with a cluster of good saves, The Hens' defense was solid going to try to win them both and ious to see him in a starting role," reps." made 20 saves, charged at the Greyhounds came up with a big throughout the game with stellar hopefully finish in the top 20;· he Perry said. ''He's got excellent foot With Delaware's starti ng quarter­ Georgalas, knocking him down and second quarter. play from Egan who, according to said. speed." back Leo Hamlett and starting wide­ fre~ng the ball, which Cooper Loyola opened the period with Shillinglaw, is a possible All Delaware's next game is Saturday Flanigan, a 6-4, 265-pound player outs Courtney Batts and Eddie Conti . imlh_~ately retrieved. three quick goals to make the score American. at Penn State at 2 p.m. who hasn' t seen much playing time returning, Perry said pass-blocking - : · However, Delaware was unable 5-1. "If Carey Egan isn't All- in his career yet, admits the prospect will be crucial and added that his unit of starting is something he's been still has a long way to go. I longing for. "We're not protecting the passer "It's tough to get your shot when well; right now it's nowhere near Lavey comes up big you're playing behind All­ adequate," Perry said. "But it's Americans,'' Flanigan said. '·B ut I'm spring, so I'm not worried." continued from page B 10' lead with an unassisted goal in the final min­ determination despite his broken thumb. utes of the first quarter making the score 6-3. Thirty seconds into the game, Lavey tore This goal rallied the team and helped initiate a down the field and fired the first shot of the comeback. Junior goalie Brian Cooper pounced out of Baseball wins four contest. The shot was wide, but discourage­ ment was riot a word in Lavey's vocabulary on the cage and scooped up the ball from behind Sunday. the goal, giving Delaware possession. Lavey continued from page B I 0 "The pitching has been efficient lately, it hasn't been bad," Hannah "We knew we really needed to win the fed the ball to junior mid-fielder Andy Ward, The two wins against Towson game," Lavey said. "I think we played really who followed through with a solid goal with said, "but I would like to -see it be a brought the Hens' streak to I 0 little more consistent." well in the fourth quarter and I think thi s was 4:31 remaining in the third. against NAC teams as Delaware one of our better games. It's too bad we didn't With Delaware one man up due to an The staff ERA is 3.22 while their heads toward the last month of regu­ play that way the whole season." unnecessary roughness call, Lavey received a opponents' ERA is a lofty 9.67. lar season play. Lavey's broken thumb did not prevent him pass from fellow freshman, Jim Bruder, and Along with going 4-0 this weekend, "This was a particularly important from playing his game, nor did it get in the scored his third goal tying the game at 7. the rotation is holding batters to a way of his solid shot. After Loyola charged back to take a 10-8 lead, weekend for us because of the con­ .262 combined average at the plate. ference competition," Mahony said. The 5-foot-9 powerhouse began his four­ Lavey struck again and marked his fourth goal "It's a tough weekend when you "Both pitchers threw great games, goal performance with a shot to the upper right of the game, as well as the team 's last mark on have four conference games - some comer in the first period after receiving a crisp the scoreboard. but we just prevailed." people don't realize that," Hannah The pitching staff has solidified pass from junior Roger Jordan. "Overall we had a great game." Lavey said said. "'When you can win all four Lavey helped the Hens close in on Loyola's with content. "Everyone played well." within the last month, much to the you've had an exceptional weekend." THE REVIEW/ A lisa Colley chagrin of opposing bailers. Men's lacrosse was grounded by Loyola.

~-' Athlete of the Week Stat of the Week Adam Lamanteer Until Saturday, the Chicago Cubs last won The senior lefthander pitched the first the penh.ant (1945) more recently than a UD baseball no-hitter in 88 years when Delaware pitcher had thrown a no-hitter he shut out Drexel in seven innings, 12- (1943). 0 on Saturday.

' w Tuesday April 23, 1996• BIO gran no-hit wee en Lamanteer Mahony grand slam, throws first UD Lamanteer no-hitter key no-hitter in four-game win streak BY ROBERT KALESSE when I was running th e bases." over 50 years Assistant Sports Edirnr Although game one had its The Delaware baseball team moments, game two was not to BY ROBERT KALESSE eluded the jaws of Towson State be outdone, with senior pitcher As.nsrant Sports Edimr Sunday with two one-run Chris Dillon hurling his way to a On Saturday, senior pitcher Adam squeakers as they took both four-hit shutout backed by error­ Lamanteer accompli shed something games of a doubleheader, 6-5 less field work. that hasn't been done in more than half and 1-0, at Delaware Diamond. "It makes you concen.trate a a century at Delaware- he threw a no­ Although the doubleheader lot more when working wi thout hitter. provided much excitement, a lead." the tri-captain aid. Facing Drexel in an important sec­ 'That's what makes me a bett~r ond game of a North Atlantic TOWSON ST. 5 0 pitcher." • Conference doubleheader, the southpaw Providing the fireworks , or Lamanteer baffied the Dragon hitters DELAWARE 6 1 more appropriately sparks, was through seven innings of no-hit ball , senior right fielder Ethan Jack. scattering five wal"s on the day. senior pitcher Adam Lamanteer Jack singled in the Hens' lone "I was really nervous there near the provided his own heart -stopper run in the fifth , scoring sopho­ end, but until the fourth inning I didn ' t by no-hitting Drexel the day more designated hiner Brad even know about it;' Lamanteer said. before. See related story on this Eyman. '"Everybody in the dugout was real page. '"l thought we'd hit that guy 4uiet about it, too - like they didn't The Hens (28-5, 13-3 North (Tow on pitcher Jay Eyster) know what was going on." Atlantic Conference) uncharac­ pretty we ll. but he kept our bat­ Lamanteer's uncharitable perfor­ teristically fell behind in game ters off balance," Jack said. "He mance- was last achieved in claware one and needed the aid of a mir­ was throwing a lot of off-speed history some 53 years ago, when Hugh acle to battle back. stuff and I just wanted to put the Bogovich pitched a solo no-hitter for Trailing 5-2 with the bases ball in play:· Delaware in 1943 against Fort DuPont. loaded and two outs in the bot­ The Tigers' offensive produc­ "I thought maybe the last no-hitter tom of the sixth inning, the tion came from designated hitter might be four or five years ago at the Delaware faithful and the pia - James Vallillo, who went 3-4 most," said Lamanteer, "but when I ers themselves felt a sense of with two RBls, also slugging a found out how long ago it was, I was urgency. home run in game one. like, 'Damn!"' Then stepped to the plate Valli llo, who had gone eight • Four pitchers had combined in the junior first baseman Tim for hts last eight against last no-hit game in 1983 against Mahony, whose earlier home run Delaware pitching until late in Villanova. had accounted for half of game one, was on Dillon's mind "I'm happy, bu~ I don't think it was Delaware's two runs to that before entering game two. • _ my best performance of the year," said point. "He's been really killing us Lamanteer, who improved his record to Mahony jumped on the first lately, but I knew that he hits 3-1. "I just got a lot of ground balls the pitch offered by Towson's Jason mistakes," Dillon said, "so I whole game. I~ was kind of sloppy since Reinhart and sent it soaring over worked him in and out. never let­ I had so many walks." the electronic scoreboard some ting him get anything out over Larrianteer struck out seven as 350 feet away in tight field for the plate.'' Delaware completed the swc .p by a 12- his ninth home run of the season. It worked as Vallillo went 1-3 0 score. "It was a one-swing ball in the second contest and Di lion "By the time I got to the seventh game," said Coach Bob Hannah. improved his overall record to 6- inning, there was no way I was giving "Tim was looking for a pitch to 1 while recording his team-lead­ up a hit, and I didn' t,' Lamanteer drive and he hit it out." ing fourth complete game. added. Mahony, who went 2-for-3 in ·'I was using rn y fastball and Perhaps even more ironic is that game one with two round trip­ my change-up, which was work­ before Bogovich, the last no-hitter was pers and five RBis, said, "When ing real well," Dillon said, ·'and I THE REVIEW/ John Chabalko pitched by A.B. Sillerg in 1~US on April I hit it I was pretty sure it was used my sl ider to get groundouts 20, exactly 88 years ago to the day. Junior first baseman Tim Mahony holds a Towson runner close during Sunday's doublehead­ out. I got real excited, though, with two outs." · er sweep of the Tigers. Mahony hit a game-winning grand slam to give Delaware a win in the see BASEBALL page B9 first game of the day. Lax season all but ends with Loyola loss Hens comeback falls short as ninth-ranked Lavey's four goals not Greyhounds deal fatal loss to Delaware, 11-9 enough ip Hens' defeat

BY KEVIN MCDONALD which forced them to play a man short . BY HOLLY NORTON Staff Reporter Staff R~porrer Freshman mid fielder Jim Bruder gave a per­ The Delaware men's lacrosse team carne fect feed to Lavey on the right side of the goal, Determination. Sportsmanship. Heart. These into Sunday's game against ninth-ranked who turned and fired a hard shot past goalie three words were second nature to the Delaware Loyola with its back against the wall, hoping Jim Brown, to score his third goal of the game men's lacrosse team as they battled the ninth best to cling to an NCAA tournament berth. and tie the score at 7-7. team in the country, Loyola, on Sunday. However, the Greyhounds (6-4) proved to Loyola took the lead back one minute later Silence blanketed the stadium as the clock count­ "be too much for the Hens (6-6, 2-2 North when midtielder Brian Bacso scored his third ed down the final seconds of the game. With the loss Atlantic Conference) as they fought their way goal of the game. to Loyola with a score of 11-9, the men's lacrosse to an 11-9 victory at That lead disappeared in nine seconds when team lost their chances to play in the NCAA finals. Delaware Field Egan ran up the right side of the field from his However; the game was not lost in vain and one r------,1 unsung hero held his head high as he walked off the lY~~r~"lm 11 before an enthusjas­ defensive position and bounced a shot into the •Y'f.n.nEI 9 tic crowd of I ,200. net from 13 yards out. field knowing that this was one of hi s best games of the season. '------t "I'm proud of this However, Loyola regained the lead for good group," said when Bacso fed attack Chris Georgalas, who Freshman Kevin Lavey proved himself as a force­ Delawl\[e Coach Bob Shillinglaw. "I wish we scored from just beyond the post on the right ful attack player once again on Sunday, scoring four cou]d ~},ave come up with a win today." side to make the score 9-8. key goals in the game. Del~are, after being dominated in the first "Our guys played very well ," said Delaware Lavey's fourth goal earned him his 32nd of the half, came back strong in the third quarter to Coach Bob Shillinglaw. "There have been season and settled a playful bet with his father. tie the score twice with goals from freshman games in the past when we didn't execute as "Now my dad owes me $100," Lavey said grin­ attack Kevin Lavey, who had four goals in the well as we did today and that probably hun us. ning. He and his father had a small bet before the game, and senior defenseman Carey Egan. Loyola has some great players.'' game on whether or not he could score four goals With 3:54 remaining in the third period, the Lavey scored his fourth goal of the game in against Loyola. Lavey challenged to the cage with vengeance and Hens took advantage of a Loyola penalty, I THE REVIEW/ Alisa Colley _ see MEN'S LAX page B9 see LAVEY page B9 Senior attack Pat Gately tries to ward off a check. Young offensive line is question markT

BY MICHAEL LEWIS center Keith Bulicz will miss the season "Chris is one of the most dedicated guys The trio of new starters is led by sopho­ Managing Spans Editor with a shoulder injury. I've ever seen," said Delaware offensive more center Brian Cook, a 6-6 behemoth­ Famed Notre Dame football coach "This line isn't coming together as fast line coach Gregg Perry. "He's been work­ who Raymond calls "a mountain." Coole _ Knute Rockne once called the offensive as I'd like it to, but they'll be fine once they ing so hard to get to where he is now, and saw limited playing time last year, staning line the "five blocks of granite.'' get their reps," said Delaware Head Coach he thinks he could get even better." the season finale against Rhode Island'_ Well, as far as the 1996 Tubby Raymond. "I think The other returning starter to a line when Bulicz was injured. Delaware football team they' II eventually be a tine which paved the way for the third-best "This is really exciting to start, because goes right now, it's more unit." rushing attack in the nation last year is there's such a great tradition of linemen Ill like two blocks of granite Anchoring this season's senior guard Lynn Pyne. Pyne, a 6-2, 250- Delaware," Cook said. "I was a little ncr• i and three still-developing ever-important front line pound guard, said he believes the newcom­ vous at the start, but Lynn and Chris have pieces of clay. are returning starters Chris ers are coming along very well. been tremendous teachers." With all the strong Kumpon and Lynn Pyne. "The young guys are getting everything Perry could hardly contain his excite­ points on the Delaware Kumpon, a 6-foot-4, 290- down, they just need experience," said ment in talking about his new snapper. _ team this spring, the offensive line stands pound senior tackle, is considered to be a Pyne. "Chris and I are trying to do the "He's a big, strong guy who doesn't out as a glaring question mark, as All­ pro prospect and should continue the same thing with them that Shannon and panic in any situation.'' Perry said. "He Americans guard Shannon Trostle and Delaware tradition of powerful, agile line­ Steve did, which is to try and help them knows how to handle his size, which is 1 tackle Steve Archibald have graduated, and men up front. learn on and off the field." 'i see LINEMEN page 89