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November 20, 2007 8 Issue 3 MBEJFTLJDLJUVQ Sports,H P Etc. Volume 95 Ana Whitson Eric4UBUF2VBMJmFST3FUVSO Kocher November 20, 2007 Co-Editor-In-Chief a a Copy Editor November is here, and head wrestling The Pratt High girls’ basketball team is off to a good r y The Mirror1MBZJTB4VDDFTT coach Bruce Kocher couldn’t be happier. His start. The team has a lot of potential and high hopes for the *O5IJT*TTVF Anelise Whitson d wrestling squad is returning 8 state qualifi ers upcoming season. Coach Henry said, “Our team is young s and 1 state medalist from last year’s highly Co-Editor-in-Chief this year. The team needs both seniors, Monica and Michelle, /FXTQH successful team. Ten of the wrestlers out this The play was a success! All American, directed by to step up this year and provide leadership this season.” season attended a camp held by the coach of the 'FBUVSFTQH Lindsey Cox and Cynthia Aramowicz, was held on November Henry’s goal for the season is to improve with W O most successful high school wrestling program 1V[[MFTpg 9 and 10 at Pratt Community College. each week of play. “TMP is the team to beat this year,” o f in history—Keith Lowrence of Granby, VA. Professor Stanislaus Fodorski (Will Shoup) came to said Henry. The girls are under new leadership, and some 3FWJFXTQH When asked about his hopes for Southern Baptist Institute of Technology, and failed to connect returning powerhouses are coming back to the team, despite r f 4QPSUTQH the season, Kocher replied “It’s going to emotionally with students. Except for Edwin Bricker (Evan the youthfulness. “Collegiate will be a sound and athletic k be an amazing year. We’ve got a ton of Strong). He and Susan Piedmont (Hannah Melichar) hated team that is used to competing for state championships. Hayley Henry Seniors, Parker Huitt and Chris Saloga talent and leadership returning this year, football with a passion. This passion caused Edwin and Susan The team is looking forward to getting the season started Staff Writer and we’re relatively under the radar. We’re to kick it off. against Collegiate,” said Henry. Their fi rst game is in Whistles are blowing, sneakers are squeaking, sweat is going to make a really big impact this year.” Edwin invited the professor to his fi rst football game. the Frog Dome against Collegiate on November 30. $PNJOH6Q dripping, and fans are putting on their game faces. This The wrestlers take to the mat for the fi rst After that, the professor fell in love with football. He saw the can only mean one thing: boy’s basketball has arrived. The time on November 29 in Newton, with a /PWUI principles of engineering in the game. Fodorski learned that team started the season with two-a-days. This may have double-duel against Newton and Mulvane. 4UV$P.PWJF/JHIU! he could apply that in the classroom to win over his students. made the fi rst week seem like a blur, but eventually the This strategy worked out better than he expected. team progressed into a more “normal” practice schedule. The students were excited about school again, and everyone The team will be returning six starters, although some of the /PW was happy. After fi nding his new passion for football and veterans will be out due to injury. Coach Jeff McMillin’s ROWDY CROWD 5IBOLTHJWJOH#SFBL engineering, Fodorski landed himself a seat on the football hopes are high for the 2007-2008 season. McMillin’s Eric Kocher bench helping coach. EricEd itorKocher main goal for this year’s team is to have a winning Copy Editor /PWUI In the heat of the moment, head coach Hulkington record. He intends to reach this goal by emphasizing team Athletic fans are rowdy by nature, and that is to 'PPUCBMM#BORVFU Stockworth (Wilson Worden) ran out onto the fi eld and was values and hard work. McMillin expects the season to be expected. If their team does not perform well, incidentally tackled. This resulted in him taking a season-long have “competitive, hard fought games.” PHS kicks off absenceBy this time, the president of the school (Greg Jones) it is also to be expected that they become upset. /PWUI competitive play in 10 days at the Frog Dome against In college and professional sports, some critics learned that S.B.I.T. was going bankrupt. Hilly Henderson Wichita Collegiate. The team has been provided with a even go so far as to blame a single player for +778SFTUMJOH!/FXUPO (Elisabeth Short) was an advertising executive and a huge fan brilliant coaching staff and wonderful support from parents, the poor performance. However, PHS athletics of football. She was also planning to expose the school of students, and fans alike. Pratt simply has to believe in are not college or professional sports. I sat in /PWUI their bankruptcy if the football team didn’t have a winning itself. The Greenbacks need to remember, “A man of ability season. Meanwhile, the football team decided they wanted front of the parent section at two football games +77##BMM)&3& and the desire to accomplish something can do anything” during this season, and what I heard appalled Fodorski to be their coach. Fodorski convinced Edwin to be Audrey Kisner, sr. and Will Shoup, so. Photo by Sarah Patterson (Donald Kircher). The team has the ability, but the desire me. Parents were swearing, rudely gesturing, and their star kicker, and eventually Edwin complied. Elizabeth lies within. Great accomplishments can be seen in the near even screaming at their own children. But the %FDTU Hawkes-Bullock, (Audrey Kisner) the Dean of Students at Junior, Quentin Motte, dribbling for a S.B.I.T., had hired this new professor based on his love of basket in basketball practice future for the 2007-2008 Greenback basketball season. criticism did not stop there. A few select fathers ,.&"%JTUSJDU#BOE were yelling at and verbally abusing children +78SFTUMJOH!5.1 teaching. Hawkes-Bullock’s great-grandfather was the Eric Kocher that were not theirs. After one particular play 78SFTUMJOH)&3& Copy Editor in which the Andale running back blew past founder of S.B.I.T. He built the school around their all-star Horrorscopes football team, but Elizabeth was tired of her school lacking in Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) our secondary, one of the previously mentioned Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) Chicken nuggets will soon become your ally in your ongoing war “select fathers” began a rant in which he used %FDSE education. Avoid seed-spitting competitions. Your left ear’s well-being with spaghetti. almost every inappropriate word in the dictionary 'SPTI##BMM!,JOHNBO Over the course of the football season, Professor depends upon it. and then some. He directed these harsh words at Fodorski and Dean Elizabeth fell madly in love, and at the Homecoming dance the professor proposed. Gemini (5/21 - 6/21) an athlete whose mother was standing only three %FDUI Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) After a successful day of ransacking villages, famous Nord Erik The or four feet away from her assailant. I understand As the season progressed however, the professor and The heavens suggest that if you commit murder, but get awayRed will travel through time to play you in a game of checkers. the need for constructive criticism, but when that (#7##BMM5PVSOFZ!,JOHNBO Edwin became egomaniacal, causing Susan and Elizabeth to with it, writing a book about it is not the smartest idea. same criticism almost puts tears in other parents’ begin to wonder about their respective boyfriends. It was only Cancer (6/22 - 7/22) eyes, it is no longer constructive. If you want to EFDUI then that they decided the only that they would get their old Capicorn (12/22 - 1/19) December 32 will not be good for you, my friend. yell at your child or someone else’s child, it is not #(7##BMM5PVSOFZ!,JOHNBO boyfriends back was to cause them to lose the Cotton Bowl. You might be dressed up as a bear and paraded around Times Their plan--distract them during the game. my place to tell you otherwise. I will ask though, +778SFTUMJOH!3VTTFMM Square. Or you might not. Leo (7/23 - 8/22) that you do this yelling somewhere where I do not Susan was to steal Edwin’s good luck shoes, and While practicing ballet in secret, your house will be raided by Sector have to listen to it. You look and sound revolting, Elizabeth to “throw” herself at Fodorski. The plan works. Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18) 7 for your connections with the Transformers. and I guarantee that nobody else wants to hear %FDUI Fodorski didn’t make it to the game, and Edwin couldn’t kick You shall discover the President’s secret plan to attack and your negative opinion. Basketball and wrestling (#7##BMM5PVSOFZ!,JOHNBO without his special shoes. The team ends up loosing the game. conquer Mars. Good job. Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) season is just around the corner, and the entire +778SFTUMJOH!6MZTTFT Afterwards, Fodorski started to pack up his bags to go back Hollywood will soon contact you for information on yourself. They state of Kansas knows Pratt’s crowd (specifi cally to Europe because he couldn’t take the way he had changed Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) while being at the University. That’s when Elizabeth decides plan to make a movie about your life, and have you star in, direct, the parents) to be one of the worst.