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TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 2001 Port of Funding concerns No Return confirmed City regulations force some BY MEGHAN MURPHY Westport Villagers to move senior writer JMU is Virginia's most underfunded BY KELLY HANNON contacted for this story state college or university, according to senior writer would comment, nor would the General Assembly's Joint Legislative they release a copy of their Subcommittee on Higher Education Seven residents of West- lease. Funding Policies, confirming what some port Village, a student apart- Stacy Turner, director of administrators have thought for years. ment complex on Port community development for The subcommittee released its report Republic Road that opened the city of Harrisonburg, Dec. 18, and it proved a central topic of in August, were forced to said the conflict began when the JMU Board of Visitors meeting held move out over winter break the Blasiolis submitted Friday afternoon. due to a violation of a Har- building and site plans for "System wide, appropriated funding risonburg city zoning order. their complex in early 2000. (for state colleges and universities) is The residents' eviction "Their site plan showed about 9 percent to 10 percent ($197 mil- was the result of a year-long parking and facilities for 12 lion per year) below that generated by battle between the property four-bedroom units," Turner the new guidelines," states the Status owners of Westport Village, said. "But their building plan Report and Recommendations. husband and wife Tony and showed each unit having In order to determine the guidelines, Patty Blasioli, and city offi- four bedrooms and a study." the Joint Subcommittee reviewed fund- cials over the complex's Concerned the Blasiolis ing of Virginia state institutions in com- housing of five people per might try to lease the units parison to approximately 100 schools apartment unit instead of to five people, Turner said from seven states across the nation. It the legal limit of four. she wrote a note on the made comparisons based on academic Tony and Patty Blasioli building plan informing the MEGHAN MONTGOMERY/seniorphotographer levels and programs offered. Seniors Ryan Sully (k), Scott Wilson and Mlkoy Centrone declined to comment. see FIFTH, page 7 Behind JMU in funding needs, in None of the residents live In Westport Village, which violated a city zoning order. order of which schools need the most, are Virginia Tech, George Mason Uni- versity, the University of Virginia, Old see REPORT, page 7 Marchers turn out for MLK BY KATIE LEWIS ty, participants marched staff writer along Bluestone Drive praising King and God Almost 100 students through songs and cheers. and faculty members hon- Students linked arms and ored the birthday of Dr. sang as they walked Martin Luther King Jr. on behind Wilson Hall and Thursday with a march through the commons beginning in front of Zane before heading into Showker Hall and ending Grafton-Stovall for the at Grafton-Stovall The- speak-out. atre, where participants The march included a shared how much King mix of all races, faculty had influenced their lives and students. More peo- in a speak-out. ple joined mid-march. For the first time, JMU "It's my responsibility recognized the holiday by to show support for the □RDi I IN KEHpuB editor canceling Monday classes. Members of Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity lead almost 100 people in Led by brothers of the see MARCH, page 7 a march on Thursday in celebration of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Alpha Phi Alpha fraterni-
American Pie Head of the Class Boarders and Boundaries A Question of Power The Dukes outlasted the injury bug and got Wild and crazy adventures in the classroom are just another day's The Board of Visitors met on Friday "Oleanna" explores sexual poli- 16 points and 5 assists from Dwayne to examine several important issues tics and where the lines of power Broyles in their 76-65 defeat of American work for students who substitute — but no sports decision. Page 3 should be drawn. Page 21 University Saturday night. Page 29 teach at high schools. Pages 18-19 'I .'i'
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Partly cloudy Book review 23 Non-student Christian Searle, 20, Pedestrian Injury High 49 Low 30 of Blacksburg, was served with an • A pedestrian was reportedly CD reviews 23 assault and battery warrant on Dec. struck by a venicle when crossing 30 at 9:10 p.m. in relation to an Movie reviews 25 the intersection at Bluestone and High Low alleged incident that occurred in Carrier Drives on Jan. 8 at 6 p.m. Style Weekly 2> Dingledine Hall in October. The vehicle reportedly struck the Scattered showers 44 28 He was reportedly visiting a JMU victim's leg, causing the victim minor student. injuries. Mostly cloudy 43 26 SPORTS Searle allegedly assaulted a hall staff member when the staff Suspicious Person Partly cloudy 40 26 responded to a noise complaint. • Two female juveniles were Men's basketball beats American 29 Partly cloudy 46 28 reportedly found in Duke Hall on Fencing 31 In other matters, campus police Jan. 10 at 9:30 p.m. report the following: The subjects were reportedly Stuck behind the tall guy released to another agency. by Andrew Tufts 33 Assault MARKET WATCH Friday, Jan. 12,2001 Sports Beat 33 • A JMU student was reportedly Destruction of Property/Grand assaulted while attending a party at Larceny DOW JONES AMEX Blitz Over Easy 33 an off-campus fraternity on Jan. 12 • Unknown person(s) reportedly 84.17 at 1:30 a.m. threw a rock through a glass door at 5.77 dose: 900.30 The HPD responded to the the Festival in the College Center close: 10,525.38 t 4 LIFESTYLES complaint which is under between 11 p.m. on Jan. 9 and 6:19 investigation. a.m. on Jan 10. NASDAQ S&P 500 Horoscopes 35 The damage to the door was 14.07 ait close: 2,524.18 t W Crossword puzzle 35 see POLICE LOO page 5 close: 1,31832
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L Office talk "We've added four teams ... that will give us wonderful exposure for our con- Recent CMISS guest speaker ference for our athletic program." Elaine Chao takes nomination LINWOOD ROSE as Bush's Secretary of Labor JMU president on the CAA ft* I i scebttar BOV reviews finances, grazes over sports concerns at meeting
BY SARAH JONES Although Rose mentioned the CAA in staff writer his report, he did not say how these con- ference changes are affecting or could The Board of Visitors left some stu- affect the possibility of cutting eight of dents and athletes hanging when the JMU's varsity teams. issue of the future of eight JMU sports Rose also informed the board of an was left unbroached during its open ses- agreement between Blue Ridge Commu- sion Friday. nity College and JMU formed in Novem- Instead, the meeting focused on bud- ber. The agreement guarantees JMU get issues, future building plans and how admission to BRCC students after they decisions made by the Virginia General complete two years, provided they meet Assembly affect JMU. certain requirements including at least a After morning committee meetings, a 2.75 grade point average. luncheon with JMU President Linwood "It is good for the university because it Rose and a personal tour of the new ISAT allows us to plan for future enrollment, facilities, the board met in open session for and particularly for transfers," Rose said. a little more than two hours. "We are not sure yet if this is something The majority of the session was devot- we want to provide universally through- ed to a presentation by Charles King, vice out the entire state but we can certainly president of administration and finance, work with some additional institutions on budget issues. beyond Blue Ridge." The meeting commenced with a report Rose did not specify other schools by Rose. He presented numerous topics to that similar agreements may be worked the board to give them an idea of what is out with or when such agreements happening on the campus. would be made. Rose gave great attention to a Decem- After Rose's presentation, the board's ber report by a Virginia Joint Congression- committee chairs gave their reports from MEGHAN MONTGOMERY/senior plwtoxrapher al Committee that JMU is the most under- meetings held earlier in the day. The Board member Mark Mix of Annandale reviews financial reports revealing JMU as one of the most underfunded universities and colleges in Virginia. funded state university in the Common- committees presenting reports were wealth (see story page 1). Rose said JMU's Audit, Development, Education and Markell had asked the board not to make a presentation by King in which he dis- lack of funding is largely due to enroll- Student Life, and Finance and Physical a decision without first considering and cussed plans to finance three building pro- ment growth and the types of academic Development. examining all options. A final decision by jects currently under construction and programs offered by the university, such The Education and Student Life com- the board regarding the elimination of other projects under development. as ISAT, which have a high cost. mittee reported on a number of issues teams is not expected until their next The construction sites already under- Rose's report included information on which could directly affect the student meeting on March 23. way are the parking deck, the Leeolou the changes in the Colonial Athletic Con- body. Conrad Helsley (72), chair of the Helsley said he requested Markell and Alumni Center and a parking lot across ference, in which most JMU teams com- committee, said the committee heard a Student Government Association Presi- from the College Center. The other pro- pete. During the summer, four new presentation given by representatives of dent Mark Sullivan attend the board's jects JMU plans to start are the third build- schools were added to JMU's conference. Carrier Library in which they discussed Athletic Committee's meeting that's ing of ISAT, which will house the chem- These teams are the University of their lack of space and funding. expected to be held two to three weeks istry and physics departments, and reno- Delaware, Drexel University, Towson "There are many more needs today before the board's March meeting to voice vations of Harrison Hall. JMU is awaiting University and Hofstra University. These with technology than there were in the their concerns. further funding from the General Assem- schools replace University of Richmond, past," Helsley said. He also included con- "I thought that was the place where bly for these projects. American University and East Carolina cerns about space. "The library should this issue should be discussed," he said. The board was also shown a design of University, which will leave the confer- grow to capacity in 18 months ... the Helsley's discussion of the sports an academic building to be constructed ence after this school year. library was built to accommodate 8,000 teams was the only reference of the critical near the Modular Building, which current- "We've actually strengthened the students; of course you know we are at topic during the meeting's open session. ly houses the School of Media Arts and conference," Rose said. "We've added 15,000 students." Fred Hilton, director of media relations, Design. King said this is a 15-year project. four teams and really excellent schools Helsley briefly mentioned the concerns said the board discussed these issues dur- Rose said after Harrison Hall and the and places that will give us wonderful he heard from junior Justin Marked, the ing a closed session, which was held third ISAT building are complete, JMU exposure for our conference for our ath- board's student representative, about the immediately following the open session. will have sufficient space for its academic letic program." possibility of eliminating varsity sports. The rest of the meeting was devoted to departments. Athletics committee to hold meeting before decision The Board of Visitors met for more than two hours in a regarding the future of the eight teams. regarding the administration's recommendations. dosed executive meeting on Friday to discuss the future Athletic Committee Chair Pueblo Cuevas said the meet- "There will be time given for those representatives of eight varsity teams being considered for elimination. ing will be arranged two to three weeks prior to the next (from the teams) to be heard," Cuevas said. The meeting was closed to the publk due to the discus- board meeting on March 23. Comments from students, fac- Five of the board's 15 voting members, including sion of legal matters. During the meeting the board ulty, coaches, athletes and others will also be heard. Cuevas, make up the Athletic Committee. The other approved a report describing the legal rarnifkations of Title Cuevas said he has "high hopes" that a final decision committee members are Joe Farrell from Richmond, IX compliance from the office of the Attorney General on the future of the teams considered for elimination will Henry Harrell, Richmond, Timothy McConville, Vir- The board's Athletic Committee plans to be made at the board's March meeting. He said it would ginia Beach and Mark Mix, Annandale. Only Cuevas, schedule a special meeting to hear recommenda- be best to hold the special meeting at least three weeks from Broadway, resides near JMU. tions from JMU President Linwood Rose, Athlet- prior to the board meeting in order to leave ample time A 1962 JMU graduate, Cuevas said he understands ic Director Jeff Bourne and other administrators to hear input and reactions from interested parties see SPORTS, page 5 41 THE BREEZE I TUESDAY, JAN. 16, 2001 NEWS
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SPORTS, from page 3
Recent JMU speaker nominated what JMU is like athletically, academically and culturally. "I have a pretty good gut feeling of what life at as U.S. Secretary of Labor this university is like," he said. He said he realizes the importance of the sports considered for elimination to the student athletes. BY TOM STEINFELDT When asked if he has attended any of these teams' news editor events, Cuevas said, "Not really, no." Just two months after visiting JMU to share her views Cuevas is the executive vice president of the Rid- as an Asian-American immigrant from Taiwan, Elaine dleberger Brothers Inc. plumbing and heating con- Chao was tapped by President-elect George W. Bush as tracting company. Cuevas said the company has Labor Secretary Thursday. given two endowed scholarships to JMU to use as Chao's nomination followed the resignation of Linda the university sees fit. Chavez, Bush's first choice for the position. Chavez backed out after receiving strong criticism for housing an —by Tom Steinfeldt, news editor illegal immigrant from Guatemala. Chao, a distinguished fellow at The Heritage Founda- tion, a conservative policy think tank, was invited to cam- pus by the Center for Multicultural and Student Services and the Asian Student Union. In her presentation in Wil- POLICE LOG, from page 2 son Hall on Nov. 16, Chao shared her story of overcom- ing the struggles facing Asian-American immigrants to was estimated to be $300. attain great success. Further investigation on the destruction "The students were very encouraged by her message reportedly revealed that several items had when she came," said Zephia Bryant, an assistant director been taken. forCMISS. Among items reported stolen include a Senior Coleen Santa Ana, the ASU President, said Mackie Mixer worth $765, locking security cov- Chao's message inspired many students, especially those ers worth $39, a Tascam CD/cassette player who could relate to her story. Many ASU members are FILE PHOTO worth $430 and a 15-band graphic EQ worth $469. immigrants or from families that immigrated to the Unit- Elaine Chao spoke at Wilson Hall on Nov. 16 and was ed States, Santa Ana said. nominated as U.S. Labor Secretary last Thursday. "She was a very encouraging speaker about going for Theft of Services what you believe in," Santa Ana said. "For this (labor sec- figure that CMISS has brought to campus in recent • A theft of services reportedly occurred in an retary nomination) to be happening to Elaine Chao now years. Other speakers have included Kweisi Mfume, academic building between 6:11 p.m. and 7:32 is very exciting." president and chief executive officer of the National p.m. on Nov. 22. The ASU organized a meet and greet session with Association for the Advancement of Colored People The incident is under investigation. Chao prior to her speech. She went out of her way to in January 1999, and Rubin "Hurricane" Carter in learn students' names and backgrounds, Santa Ana said. February 2000. Number of drunk in ptiblic charges since Aug. "She was very personable, very genuine," she said. "CMISS has done an outstanding job in bringing 28:44 Chao, who awaits approval by the U.S. Senate to some of the speakers that have been brought to the fore- front," Bryant said. join the Bush administration, is another prominent ■■ ^HHHIHl 6|THEBREEZE|TUESDAY,JAN. 16,2001 NEWS
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A site investigator was sent The city was not responsible JMU's Office of Off-Campus Life, should take their time selecting a lage, and most student housing to the property, and it was dis- for the removal of the residents, said no students living in West- place to live. complexes on Port Republic covered seven of the 12 units had but left the task to the Blasiolis. port Village, or their parents, "Students are often afraid to Road, fall into Zone R-3. Listed five residents. On Sept. 18, Turn- "We didn't care who left, as long have contacted her for assistance. ask questions when they go to as a Multiple Dwelling Residen- er sent a letter to the Blasiolis as there were only four in each "It's rare," Sarver said. "Usually, sign a lease because it is an adult tial Conditional zone, each hous- ordering them to comply with unit," Turner said. I would be getting a lot of calls." [they are doing business with]," ing unit can only be rented to a the zoning ordinance by the end Sarver confirmed Westport Sarver said. "They need to keep family or no more than four of the semester. Village was advertising units for in mind, 'I'm paying them, they unrelated persons, Turner said. "Mr. Blasioli came in and u five people last spring through work for me.' "Generally, the restriction talked to us [after receiving the We didn't care who left, her office, but that the Blasiolis "Stop by our office if you .exists for density control," Turner letter]," Turner said. "He asked us pulled their listing. Students have any questions, or we can said. "And, it's so we know how if he could have until the end of as long as there were would stop by to inquire about read over the lease with you. You many people there are for fire the school year to rectify the situa- information on the property, should never sign a lease at a services, planning services, street tion. We told him he couldn't" only four in each unit. then under construction, but place that won't let you take a traffic. It's how we keep things Disagreeing with the city's Sarver said she didn't have any copy home with you before sign- — Stacy Itorner ing," Sarver said. from getting too congested." position, the Blasiolis appealed director of community development to give them. Despite the note, Turner said the decision to the Board of Zon- In reaction to the eviction, Although the issue of having the Blasiolis began listing units in ing. On Nov. 6, the board heard Sarver said the office will pro- five people living in a unit in Westport Village for five resi- the case and upheld the decision vide zoning maps for students to Zone R-3 is resolved for this year, dents with the JMU Office of Off- to remove the additional resi- A site investigator went to consult when signing a lease. the Blasiolis are thinking ahead. Campus Life in the spring. When dents by the end of the semester. Westport Village last week to "I have high expectations for Turner said they will go before contacted by city officials about The decision was tempered ensure one person had moved students when they sign a lease, the Planning Commission on the listing, Tony Blasioli said the with sympathy for the residents, out from the seven units in viola- in terms of taking responsibility," Feb. 14 to request the zoning listing was a mistake and with- Turner said. tion, Turner said. There was no Sarver said. "Thinking about ordinance be amended to allow drew the listing from the JMU "We regret that people had to evidence of a fifth resident in all zoning laws wouldn't have been five residents in a single unit. office, Turner said. move in the middle of the school but two units, she said, but Patty one of them. It wouldn't have The" issue lay dormant until year," she said. " It's not some- Blasioli testified in Harrisonburg been one of the questions I Staff writer KC Gardner contributed August, when Turner received thing we wanted to see happen, General District Court on Jan. 10 asked." to this article. March successful Report confirms underfunding MARCH, from page 1 he had done. Some students REPORT, from page 1 budget amendments requesting port and plant maintenance, shared sentiments that King's approximately $9 million from account for 43 percent of the 2000 cause," freshman and SGA fight should be fought every Dominion University, Radford the General Assembly to the fiscal year expenditures. senator Levar Stoney said. day of the year, not just on a University, Virginia Common- board on Friday. "The primary concern is "King was about bringing single day in January. Others wealth University, the College of The board approved the instruction and positions so what people together. That's what expressed that although King William & Mary, Christopher amendments, which included a we need to do is have more this march is about, bringing had done much, there is still Newport University, Longwood $6.4 million base funding adjust- instructional faculty for the cours- people together." social injustice to fight and College, Mary Washington Col- ment, only 25 percent of what the es and programs that we offer," Sophomore Devin Borum inequalities to reform. lege, Virginia State University, Joint Subcommittee determined Rose said. "A bulk of the money said, "I came to give support An emotional moment was Richard Bland College and Vir- JMU needs to meet the estimated would go for that purpose [if for something I believe in and when Stacy Edwards, assistant ginia community colleges. guidelines. According to King, JMU is allotted more money]." to not take for granted what director of the Center for Only three state institutions, base funding is money the uni- Rose cited JMU's growth as a the first march stood for." Multi-Cultural/International Norfolk State University, the Uni- versity receives from the state in reason for its underfunding. "It's Sophomore Kristin Brown Student Services (CMISS), versity of Virginia-Wise and Vir- addition to student tuition. principally growth without sup- said, "I came because I don't asked the audience to call out ginia Military Institute, were Due to trends in the nation's porting dollars for those students think people understood what names of people who had determined to have adequate economy, King said reaching we're adding," he said. "It's also King really meant. I think affected them personally and funding. these guidelines will take an because through the 70s and '80s, some students just think it's allowed them to be where The state provides about $64 uncertain amount of time. The tuition was set based upon the another day off." they are today. Some of the million of JMU's current budget General Assembly is limited in its [academic] programs we offered. Inside Grafton-Stovall stu- names mentioned were Harri- of $116 million of education in attempts to alleviate the funding Since then we have added more dents expressed what King et Tubman, Rosa Parks, Fred- general. The remaining funds deficit, but King did not specify expensive programs ... The meant to them. erick Douglas and Arthur come mainly from tuition. the extent of the limitations. tuition that we charge is still Sophomore Philip Duhart, Ashe. "A major accomplishment The guideline estimate for based on less expensive pro- co-chair of the King Zephia Bryant, an assistant here, even though you might see JMU's educational and general grams that we offered in the '60s March/Speak-out Committee director of CMISS, said she [the report] as bad news that programs is $141.4 million. The and 70s and '80s such as educa- spoke first about the meaning was especially proud to take we're that far behind [in fund- current funding is only $116.2 tion or business or psychology." of the activities that were part in the celebrations. "This ing], it's a major accomplishment million, according to the report. The report stated, "The [enroll- planned to honor King's birth- is the first year we've had the to get the state government to The university needs an addition- ment growth] guideline should day. "Our purpose here is to entire day off even though we now say, 'Yes, you're right. It is al $24 million to $26 million per recognize enrollment growth, but remember King's dream and have been fighting for it for confirmed, and we came up with year, an increase of 20 percent, if it not provide incentives to grow to keep it going in the new the past four years," Bryant similar numbers,'" JMU President is to meet the guideline estimate merely for more funding." said. Linwood Rose said. "So now we set by the Joint Subcommittee. Rose said the schools with millennium," he said. "substantial enrollment growth" After an excerpt from Thursday's march and have a basis from which to oper- The new guidelines include speak-out were only the first ate and the leaders of the House maintaining reasonable recom- will be at a disadvantage. JMU's King's speech, "Where Do We student population has increased Go From Here," was read, stu- of many activities planned for and Senate have both indicated mendations and understanding by nearly 3,500 students since dents and faculty were able to the weekend including a they really want to commit to fix- differences in funding needs for reflection night at Taylor ing this problem." the institutions reviewed. 1993, according to the Office of step up to the microphone. Institutional research. Total enroll- Student Government Asso- Down Under on Saturday and Charles King vice president of Instruction drives the cost of administration and finance, ment is now more than 15,000. ciation President Mark Sulli- a speaker from Regents Uni- education, accounting for 56 per- versity on Sunday. The cele- agreed. King said he and Rose cent of the 2000 fiscal year expen- The report recommends a van said he was overwhelmed have been saying that JMU's review of base funding in the by the amount of commitment brations will conclude with a ditures. Support programs, which candlelight ceremony on Mon- underfunded for at least five years. include academic support, stu- future be done every two to four that the community was will- King presented a series of years. ing to show for King and what day to honor King. dent services, institutional sup-
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AmeriCorps Democrats and Republicans agree, for the spokesperson Sandy Scott of the pro- down-to-earth campaigns. plans to train 1,200 of its members to help most part, that it tastes good. Likewise, the gram's surge in support on Capitol Hill. people in struggling communities over- abilities to read, write and count are popu- "There was a point when we were target- -a come the increasing disparity between lar on both sides of the political fence. ed for elimination. Now, though, we have those who do and don't have access to And then, of course, there's Ameri- widespread support." There was a point when computers and the Internet. Corps, a national service program found- This level of support is not expected to Additionally, the program will operate ed by President Clinton that has empow- change even as the program's founder we were targeted for for the first time under a president other ered more than 200,000 young adults leaves the White House this month. This elimination. Now, than the one who created it. But with through volunteer projects and communi- past fall, President-elect George W. Bush, Bush's support and a healthy amounts of ty service programs along with all but one of the country's though, we have public sentiment in tow and in writing, Heavy skepticism and massive budget governors, signed a petition urging Con- AmeriCorps expects the new year to be its cuts from Congress nearly killed Ameri- gress to continue its support for the pro- widespread support. strongest yet. Corps following its 1993 launch. Conserv- gram. "We're very optimistic about the Bush atives in particular bashed the program's "As governors, we recognize the value — Sandy Scott administration's plan for national ser- AmeriCorps spokesperson structure, which called for members to get of national service as a tool in meeting vices," Scott said. "Public service is, and paid a salary for performing what Con- important needs in our states," read the always should be, non-partisan." gress saw as volunteer work. petition. "We have seen national service at >J— Students interested in joining Ameri- Today, however, the picture is much work in our states. We do not want to lose "We know that there's a lot of competi- Corp are encouraged to visit AmeriCorps different. Heavy criticism of the program this force for good in our communities, tion for young minds' attention," Scott online, located at umnv.americorps.org, for a has disappeared, and some of its biggest states and country." said. "The best way to get people motivat- list of available programs in their area. detractors, including Sen. John McCain (R- Scott said that AmeriCorps, working ed to join is for them to see other young Students may also create a program in Az.) and Gen. Colin Powell, are now huge under the new slogan of "Your World, people in action, so they can see for them- their community if no such thing supporters. your chance to make it better," expects selves how they, too, can make a differ- already exists. Bush cabinet appointees to face strong criticism in Senate confirmation hearings BY AMY GOLDSTEIN AND HELEN DEWAR against confirmation. Washington Post of the 107th Congress. called the Issues Management Center is The dominant controversies surround- "Because we want to start the session running ads in the states of three key President-elect George W. Bush's per- ing Bush's choices will spill into the Senate on a positive note, it is painful to face a Democratic senators who have said they suasiveness on Capitol Hill will be tested on Tuesday, when Ashcroft — a Missouri controversial issue like the Ashcroft nomi- plan to question him aggressively. for the first time as Senate confirmation Republican who lost his bid for re-election nation at this point," said Sen. Dick The National Abortion and Reproduc- hearings begin this week for 10 of his 16 to the Senate in November — will face his Durbin (D-Ill.), a new member of the judi- tive Rights Action League, which opposes Cabinet-level nominees, including the former colleagues on the Judiciary Com- ciary panel who has reservations about Ashcroft, is running the only radio ad contentious choices of John Ashcroft as mittee, then widen two days later when Ashcroft. "It's very poor timing for a Sen- campaign it has ever conducted against a attorney general and Gale Norton as inte- the Energy and Natural Resources Com- ate that is trying to write new rules about Cabinet nominee. It will be aired in seven rior secretary. mittee hears from Norton, a former Col- comity and cooperation." states, targeted primarily at Democratic Barring any developments that have orado attorney general. In addition to determining whether senators, but also in Maine, the home of not emerged so far, leading Republicans For Bush, the hearings will serve as an Ashcroft and Norton attain the jobs that Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins, and many Democrats predict that even important early window on his skill at Bush has chosen for them, their confirma- both moderate Republicans. The Sierra those two nominees, vehemently opposed drawing broad political support even for .tion battles have political significance for Club, meanwhile, is sponsoring television by a substantial coalition of environmen- controversial decisions — and at changing the future. and radio ads against Norton in seven tal, civil rights, labor and other liberal the nature of political discourse in Wash- They will signal how much clout states and Washington DC. interests, ultimately will win confirmation Democrats (and large grass-roots con- The groups striving to defeat the two with at least some Democratic support. stituencies that make up the party's base ) designees are employing a somewhat But it will not come before withering U can exert over Bush administration poli- unorthodox strategy. Instead of trying to cross-examinations intended to define But my sense of it right cies and appointments, including to the lock down votes against confirmation, them as right-wing extremists. Supreme Court, federal judgeships and they are urging senators to refrain from Bush transition officials sounded confi- now is there is nobody pivotal sub-Cabinet-level positions. committing themselves until after the dent as the packed schedule of hearings "This is going to be the first of many hearings, in hopes that the forums will approached. "There is going to be some that isn 't going to be skirmishes," said Wade Henderson, exec- solidify sentiment against the designees. real tough questioning. Obviously, you confirmed. utive director of the Leadership Confer- They adopted this tack, in part, with can see that coming,'" said Dave Gribbin, ence on Civil Rights, one of many groups memories of the Thomas hearings, when the transition's director of congressional — Dave Gribbin working to block Ashcroft's confirmation. Sen. John Danforth (R-Mo.), Thomas' relations. "But my sense of it right now is (ransilion director of congressional "We are putting the administration on prime sponsor, had lined up 55 votes in there is nobody that isn't going to be con- relations notice. If John Ashcroft is confirmed, he favor of confirmation ahead of time, blunt- firmed. They are all going to make it." still clearly is going to have a significant ing the political impact of Anita Hill's tes- Despite such widespread predictions, » fight on his hands every time he comes in timony over his alleged sexual advances. interest groups for and against Ashcroft with a proposed nominee that is outside This time, the vote margins will be and Norton are mounting a fierce lobby- ington, as he pledged throughout the mainstream thought." watched as closely as the outcome. "It's ing onslaught, unrivaled over any nomi- presidential campaign. With the stakes high, the lobbying and obviously a victory if she's not confirmed, nation since the controversy over For the Senate, meanwhile, the hear- passions, on both sides are intense. but it's also a victory if she's narrowly Clarence Thomas' appointment to the ings will provide the first clue as to how The Christian Coalition, one of more confirmed," Carl Pope, the Sierra Club's Supreme Court a decade ago. The pres- the evenly divided chamber will function than 100 conservative groups trying to executive director, said of Norton. "That sure campaigns are aimed largely at a under its fledgling power-sharing agree- build support for Ashcroft, plans to place would send a message to Bush that a lot of group of moderate Democrats and ment between the two parties and as to a half-million live and recorded telephone political capital would have to be spent to Republicans who partisans on both sides whether a new era of bipartisan coopera- calls starting Monday, urging members to carry out" efforts to weaken environmen- believe could be picked off as votes tion will survive the first big showdown contact their senators. An organization tal protections. JOJTHE BREEZE ITUESDAY, JAN. 16,2001 NEWS
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Editor Gina Montefusco Managing editor Alison Manser Ads manager Christine Anderson Photo director Carrie Klinker News editor Jen Bonds News editor Tom Stein feldt Asst. news editor Richard Sakshaug ■ I- ' •, *:: alii' \\'-\ '■|P//w UJr -. Opinion editor Steve Glass Style editor Julie Sproesser Focus editor Amanda Capp Asst. style/focus editor Meghan Murphy Sports editor Andrew Tufts Asst. sports editor Travis Clingenpeel Copy editor Jennifer Surface Asst. copy editor Kristen Petro fit .'-r /i wmuwj* Photo editor Xris Thomas HOUSE EDITORIAL Photo editor Cindy Tinker Graphics editor Ryan Pudloski Liaison Bourne not speaking for athletes Advisers Flip DeLuca Many students echoed this plea. director is to make sure our sports remain Alan Neckowitz Input from interested parties in the potential elimination of eight varsity But, despite the efforts of BOV student competitive in the future." teams and the severe reduction of other representative Justin Markell, the board Bourne added that he is acting as a liai- EDITORIAL POLICY teams was once again fielded by Athletic has been elusive on this issue. Markell, son between the board and the athletes, Director Jeff Bourne. who was not at last Tuesday's meeting, "presenting all sides and options." has fielded bundles of letters from student If student athletes, whose livelihood is The house editorial reflects the opinion of the Last Tuesday night, an undoubtedly editorial board at a whole, and is not harried Bourne spent two hours with near- athletes, some of which comprise entire being threatened, had the opportunity, necessarily the opinion of any individual staff ly 100 people who drilled him on the pro- team rosters. we're not sure they would choose some- member of the Breeze. posed cutting of men's archery, gymnas- one who is not a "sports saver" to be in tics, swimming, tennis and wrestling, and -a their corner. EDITORIAL BOARD: women's archery, fencing and gymnastics. If Bourne is really fighting for Title IX Gina Montefusco ... editor Bourne added that he is The meeting, perhaps a last ditch effort compliance and financial stability, then Alison Manser ... managing editor ... 'presenting all sides Steve Glasb ... opinion editor to portray the concerns of athletes, coaches why are there so many questions still and administrators before Friday's Board and options.' left unanswered? of Visitors closed session meeting on the Just last Tuesday, Bourne was left Letters to the editor should be no mote than topic, generally missed its mark. stumped when senior Amanda Love asked 500 words, columns should be no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a While Bourne listened intently to athlet- J>— why some women's teams are being made space available basis. They must be delivered to ic concerns, the real audience, the Board of bigger and some that aren't that big are The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. Visitors, continues to remain unseen. Markell, who appears to understand the being cut. "Why can't you take those say 10 The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity Junior Andrew Lux, a tennis player and impact, urged students to attend the open additional members being added to one and space. president of the student athlete advisory sessions of Friday's BOV meeting. team and save one of the teams being The opinions in this section do not necessarily council pleaded, "I would ask you to Responding to a female gymnast's ques- cut?," she asked. reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, please pass along to the board our desire tion, "What are you personally doing to Bourne said he hadn't thought of that or James Madison University. to meet with them one on one, on a per- save our sports?," Bourne said, "I am not a just yet. Maybe that's because he is not a sonal basis." sports saver. My goal and role as athletic "sports saver." Spotlight Question: What's the hardest part about starting the winter semester?
"Eight o'clock "Remembering "My eczema "Trying to find I'/llSM'.V " what time 'Full problem always my class in the House' comes gets worse in Health and on. January." Health Science building." LaurenFeatherst nc SPOTLIGHT ° John Healy Tim Brnokins Beth Wade BECKY GA»WBJs,affphotogrvph,r Junior- sociology junior, economics junior, SCOM junior, finance TUESDAY, IAN. 16, 2001 I THE BREEZE 113 EXCEIJ.FI* ATF JASON SLATTERY A true test of the integrity of the administration The biggest JMU story of the year is, mic Excellence, there are several subcate- after the report was issued. Thousands of alumni are successful, and most are satis- without a second thought, the pending gories. Under Priority 1, 1:10 the Commis- JMU students have signed petitions telling fied with their experience at JMU and will decision of the athletic department over sion includes a clause which states their the administration to save the sports up give money to the university. whether to eliminate a number of sports desire to "conduct a feasibility study of the for dismissal. As an opinion writer in this situation, programs. These sports, which get less number, types, and competitive level (e.g. Let there be no misinterpretation of the it's hard not to pull punches because it recognition and funding than the big 1-A vs. 1-AA football) of intercollegiate facts. If the administration does not do appears as though there are several guilty money makers like football and basketball, athletic programs offered at JMU, carefully something about the teams up for dis- parties. When I first considered this situa- are being proposed to be cut, the adminis- evaluating the trade-off between cost, stu- missal they do not care about what you, as tion, I assumed that Bourne would claim tration maintains, in order to comply with dent participation and Title IX compli- a student, want done at this university. responsibility for the situation, which he Title IX and for financial reasons. Howev- ance." This clause leads me to believe that They care about how much money comes has. Questions arise. How much power er, what the administration has not been as improving the "competitive level" of the into this university. There is no other way does Bourne really have? Is Bourne really open about is their interest in examining football program will improve the "Intel- to look at a decision that so clearly demon- just a puppet for JMU President Linwood the feasibility of having a Division 1A foot- lectual Culture" of JMU. I've never consid- strates a lack of regard for student interest. Rose? With all this said, Bourne has, for ball team at JMU, which could be easier ered a Division 1 football program a mark Bourne should step up to the plate and better or worse, said that eventually he achieved with the elimination of those of "Academic Excellence," but it's obvious stand up for the programs at risk. I have will make the decision. If Bourne can not eight programs. that the Commission does. The members spoken to athletes who have told me about get the job done and protect the at-risk Yet, if the administration were concerned of the Centennial Commission have done Bourne telling the teams in jeopardy fairy teams, then Rose needs to find someone about Title IX requirements, they wouldn't an excellent job writing the report because tales of how he will help them without any who can. cut the at-risk women's teams. If they can they have hidden their intentions so well. action to back up his claims. Recently he We, as the student body, have a respon- get away with cutting the women's teams In his Q & A session last week, Bourne told one of the at-risk teams he would hold sibility in this situation as well. The honey- and still stay Title IX compliant, I am led to announced that he is "not a sports an open forum discussion, which he moon is over for Rose. This situation is a believe that they could keep more men's saver." Rather, his "goal and role as ath- promised would be well advertised and serious test of his integrity, not as an indi- teams as well. With that said, there is an letic director is to make sure our sports well attended. I think I speak for the stu- vidual, but as the president of this univer- important issue at hand, and we, the stu- remain competitive in the future." You dent body when I say that I had no knowl- sity. If he doesn't care about the interests dents of James Madison University, have might have to read between the lines, but edge of this forum until I read about it of the student body we need to be con- every right to question the administration. it's easy to see that Bourne wants to make afterward in The Breeze. I spoke to athletes cerned. Are we really It is well within our bounds to believe that sure that football remains competitive in in attendance that confirmed my suspicion willing to put up with it is the responsibility of Athletic Director the future, even if other programs are that the audience was comprised almost a president who turns Jeff Bourne to protect the athletic pro- eliminated as a result. entirely of student athletes. his back to the con- grams that are in danger. The most troubling aspect of the problem The football program will survive. With cerns of the student A closer examination of the JMU Centen- in the administration's possible decision to the soon-to-be drastic increase in alumni body? nial Commission Report unveils another discontinue the eight teams, is the appar- (due to the drastic increase in student pop- motivation behind the cuts in the athletic ent disregard of student interest. Hun- ulation), the funds required to improve Jason Slattery is a junior program. In the report, under the fourth dreds of students belong to the Save Our Bndgcforth Stadium are right around the political science heading, An Intellectual Culture of Acade- Sports organization, which was formed corner if the administration is patient. JMU major.
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BREEZE READER'S VIEW STEPHEN CEMBRINSKI A New Year's resolution for all JMU students Since this is supposedly the best time of York City for the first time, my parents expressions on everyone's faces everyday. With all the things that have occurred the year to make a change in your life, I'd told me to remember one thing: Don't That, my friends, is the problem. Now this past year, I can understand why like to take this opportunity to make the look anywhere but straight ahead, and I realize that appearance is a big part of people might feel the need to frown. But readers aware of something that's been walk like you know where you're going. everyone's lives, and we all feel that we things happen, and as a university we bothering me lately — and maybe as a That was supposed to be my camouflage have to uphold that religion with make- should be able to move on. group we can all make a New Year's reso- in the big bad city. The weird thing was, up, standing in front of a mirror for 30 So what, specifically, should we lution that might just last until the end of by the time I left for winter break, that minutes (because that one hair won't go do? Simply walk up to someone you the semester. I'm not talking about losing appeared to be everyone else's camou- down), and wearing contacts even don't know, and strike up a conversa- weight, ceasing to write darts about miss- flage in the big bad university. though they've been in your eyes for 20 tion. It's so simple, and yet that's the ing salad dressing, or quitting smoking. You can understand my relief when I hours already, but that shouldn't cause reason why people don't do it — we, I'm talking about a much bigger change came down here. The weather is nice us to forget to smile and say hello to our as students, love to procrastinate. that has to be made. I'm talking about our most of the year, the tempo of life is fellow students and faculty. Make this university feel like a won- attitudes as students of JMU. turned way down (people drive slower, You wouldn't believe how many derful place to be again. I mean, how Before I get into a little more detail on walk slower), and I always feel at home. I people I'll pass on campus with this can we be All Together One, if we're this subject, I would like to tell you a little even remember going home on a break practiced look on their face. You know "all in separate cliques?" bit about me. I'm from New York — and concluding with one of my friends the look I'm talking about. That "I'm-a- Just for fun, let's start today. When I enough said. Those of you who live up in that yes, James Madison University is the Calvin-Klein-model-walking-down-the- walk around, I want to see a change. In that region know what I mean when I say happiest place on Earth. runway" look that seems to block out other words, stop and smell the roses. there are certain stereotypes that come All is not well, however, in this the existence of everyone else. I'll walk Putting it off until tomorrow will only with the territory. The funny thing is, by "happy" place. Maybe I'm just noticing by friends that don't even seem to see ruin an opportunity to meet a great per- the end of last semester, I started to feel this because I've lost my "freshman-ness" me when I'm right next to them — I've son today. like I was in New York again. Not the and am finally realizing that after your even waved and said hello — and still part I'm from mind you, but the part first year, the safety net is ripped out from no response. Stephen Cembrinski is a sophomore quanita- everyone thinks I'm from — New York under you. Or, maybe I'm just being One thing that all of our New Year's tive finance major and the Breeze webmas- City. As a young lad traveling to New observant and am tired of seeing blank resolutions should include: simply smile. ter. Send a Dart, Send a Pat! E-mail Darts and Pats to [email protected]
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The first week of Senior Forest Pavel prefers answered 21. He then strutted sporting a weak, peach fuzz Christmas break, time to to teach high school. "The vari- back to his snickering cronies, mustache and had the same lay back, relax and sleep ety is good, and if you have a who huddled up, and whis- ruddy complexion as other non- late; instead I am substitute problem student he or ah? will pered to themselves. A minute shavers. Alih, the thrills of teaching. The alarm goes off at only be in your class, at the later, this same youth sauntered 10th grade. 5:30 a.m., at school by 7 a.m., most, for 15 minutes." Pavel has up to me and asked if I would Becoming a substitute class starts at 7:20 a.m.; no time taught physical education, earth buy him some beer. I said no, teacher is not difficult, but it for relaxation, it is time to earn science, weight training and he thought this hilarious. does take time. Most jurisdic- some money. various other subjects.. This experience is nothing tions in the United States now My biggest fear was dealing Being a first time substitute, compared to what Eric require prospective substitutes with kids who, like I was in I got stuck with the class that Biececker, a first year teacher for to be fingerprinted and to have high school, were not thrilled to any experienced substitute Fairfax County schools, went at least 60 college credits. Pavel be in class, but wanted to be would rum down: freshman through substituting in recommended college students outside playing in the snow or health, the time when students Pittsburgh: dodging water bot- who want to substitute should at home blasting creatures to are taught about sex and other tles, breaking up fights and purchase a professional oblivion on their video game fun things. In the middle of my being verbally assaulted. He wardrobe, schedule days free systems. first awe-inspiring lecture, one said "I earned all $100 that of college classes and be will- The first class I was roped little 14-year-old, hormone- [Pittsburgh schools] paid me." ing to wake up at 5 a.m. in into was geometry for the gifted hyped kid screamed out "sex." As a substi- order to find out what and talented. I do The entire class tute, I am a dicta- school they are teach- not do math. I erupted into nervous tor. I have com- ing at. despise math. I am u laughter while a few plete control over — u— A short-term sub- an English major. In the middle freshman coed's the students. No, stitute in Fairfax What was I doing faces colored in not really. I am Being younger County earns $11.80 here? I stood in of my first embarrassment. mostly praying I can relate to per hour; in front of the class, They looked like a that the kids are Rockinham County a scanned 30 pimple- awe-inspiring bunch of beets. quiet and the the students full day of subbing faced freshmen Such are the sacri- video takes up will net $56; and who looked to me lecture, one fices I endured to the entire class easier and Harrisonburg City as a geyser of give back to my old period. pays $60 per day. knowledge, little little 14-year- high school. Substituting bring more In addition, long- did they realize I old hormone- The next day, though, is not term positions are was clueless about lucky me, I got stuck without its perks. enthusiasm sometimes available. the math problem hyped kid teaching drivers edu- "Interacting Marguerite Verzille, on the board. Like cation or more aptly and helping kids than an older supervisor of the the students, I screamed out showing a video and is probably the person. Fairfax County's sub- found myself peek- then reading the best part of the stitute office said, "A ing at the clock on "sex." newspaper while the job," Pavel said. Forest Pivtt long-term substitute, senior the wall that was Tin knbn students completed "Being younger I in Fairfax County, slowly ticking junior an assignment. can relate to the works for at least 11 down until 2:05 However, their students easier -»- consecutive days and p.m., when the bell hearts weren't really and bring more is paid $15.55 per would ring and the in it and they seemed enthusiasm than an older per- hour and are often times weekend would more apt to see how son. And the kids can come to responsible for creating lesson begin. much they could slack off with- me with problems." plans, grading papers and Another problem was the out gettmg into too much Dave Harrison, a 30-year meeting parents. The only way physical dimensions. Though I trouble. veteran of Fairfax County to become a long-term substi- am older than these kids by six One male student pegged a schools, said he came back to be tute is to have a school's prin- years, many of them stand water bottle at the blond-haired a part-time teacher because "it cipal send a memo to the sub- higher than my 5 feet, 7 inches. girl next to him and then is self-gratifying to influence situte office." It was extremely difficult to gar- laughed maniacally while she [students] with the knowledge Being a substitute teacher is ner respect when the students tried to hide her excitement. you have. Working with young an enjoyable and always inter- towered over me. Looked to me to be some sort of people is very satisfying." esting way to earn extra money A substitute teacher can strange mating ritual. Some students, however, over winter break or during the choose what subjects and/or I had just fearlessly steeped will never take class seriously. school year — beats working at schools he or she wishes to into the fray — to keep casual- One kid came wandering into McDonald's. work at. I chose to teach only at ties to a minimum — and class late, with a pencil stuck in If interested, contact the my former high school, but I returned to my newspaper, his moussed-up black hair and Fairfax County help desk at could have gone to any of the when some punk walked up to a confused expression on his (703) 914-8131 or a local school 207 schools in Fairfax County. me asked how old I was. I face. He, like many others, was district.
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Thursday Jan. 18th: li^ Commons iiam-2jym /p* , XFIJI nKA nK BIG SOUND BY MATT CARASELLA adopted the long street walk as their name and have titled senior writer themselves none other than Port Republic. Another JMU Small Town Workers, a fairly new arrival to the JMU start-up band that is in the early stages of development, Port music scene, has made little hesitation to hit the studio as well Republic shared the Mainstreet Bar and Grill stage with Small as the stage during their first year together. Support of their Town Workers this past Wednesday night. American rock 'n' roll since their start in November 1999 has Small Town Workers, a four piece band, has gotten a rea- mostly been a result of the audience appeal of a sound that sonably early start on recording, promotion and especially takes people back to their musical roots, according to Small public performances considering the amount of time they Town Workers guitarist, junior Devin Malone. have been together. What else should be expected from small The name and the sound of Small Town Workers, fits town working musicians who obviously share musical inter- well in a community that has the down home feel of a place ests as well as the desire to play regardless of the circum- away from big city lights, blazing car horns and terribly pop- stances. ulated people traffic on streets other than Port Republic on a Starting with what began as an acoustic duo, Malone and Friday night. Mike Meadows ('00) turned a Music Industry class project A name all too familiar to JMU students and that can easi- ly be associated with good times, another new band has see WORKERS, page 23 Photos by CINDY TINKER//>/i<»« editor II Town Workers guitarist and vocalist, Mike Meadows ('00), (photos I - r), Meadows and senior Geoff Sprung on bass, drummer Whit Sellers ('00) exhibits his percussion xis and Sprung getting into the music. Small Town Workers have wasted no time nudging their way into the Valley music scene since their formation in November 1999. 'Oleanna': sex, power and scandal JRENNA WALTON sexes, Wilson said. tributing writer The play stands out in that it contains thought-pro- in exploration of sexual politics on college cam- voking, and in some ways, troubling themes. es, Theatre IPs "Oleanna," poses the question of "As a director, my main focus and my main problem fcre the line of power is crossed between a pro- was taking a play, which by its very nature, is polarizing jr and a student and looks at what is permissi- and lends itself to taking sides and creating an atmos- jnd what is not, according to director senior phere of moral ambiguity," Wilson said. ?rt Wilson. "As David Mamet himself wrote about the play, it Vritten by Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright doesn't matter which side you're on, you're wrong. David Mamet, who also wrote "Glengarry Glen Ross" There are no heroes," he said. and thf new release "State and Main," "Oleanna" The cast consists of Theatre II veterans, seniors focuses on a student named Carol who goes to her Matthew Horner and Carolyn Bream, who portray John middle-aged professor John, because she's struggling the professor and Carol the student, respectively. in his class. Returning early from winter break and rehearsing an ^)ver the course of several meetings, Carol averge of 4 to 5 hours a day for the past two weeks, the {ins to take issue with John's attitudes and actors have spent a short yet intensive time grasping MEGHAN MONTGOMERY/seniorphotographer sns, raising questions about where the bound- their roles. Seniors Matt Horner and Carolyn Bream portray a ques- 's exist between people in power and those "The most challenging part of the show is the lan- tionable student-professor relationship in "Oleanna." rking underneath the power structure of a col- guage and taking what Mamet gives us as actors to turn administration, [the script] into something that's understandable and initely the more complex of the two characters." lis leads to a series of events that build up to an cohesive," Horner said. "Oleanna" has the potential to be a story that may |osive climax," Wilson said. . Bream, who thought about directing "Oleanna" force people to re-examine how they feel about this type fOleanna," in the tradition of many Theatre II pro- herself a few semesters ago, said she was drawn to of situation, contemplating the opposing sides and realiz- tions, has been known to cause controversy when the role of Carol because of the complexity of the ing that the roles of victim and aggressor are not always Formed on college campuses. character. as clear-cut as they seem. The play poses difficult questions regarding the "My character is so difficult to understand; she's so "Oleanna" will open tonight and run through Jan. 20 of sexual harassment. It pushes a lot of buttons dark and mysterious," Bream said. "You wonder what's at 8 p.m. There will also be a midnight performance on has the potential to create conflict between the going through her head when she does things. She's def- Jan. 19. Admission will be $3 at the door. 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Pairing up with producers such as Amon Tobin from the U.K.'s Ninja Tune label, Washington, D.C. lounge lizards Thievery Corporation and Brazil's fondly remem- bered producer/arranger/composer whiz, Suba, Guiler- to's vocals glaze dreamy, downtempo beats on this bril- liant album. An innovative melange of several genres, Tanto Tempo A I rip Across lends itself to an audience eager to hear an ear-appealing blend of trippy textures and Guilerto's soothing croon. America with Suba contributes beautiful piano rolls, guitar licks and Brazilian beats to songs such as "Mais Feliz," while in Einstein sBrairain "Lonely," Thievery Corporation layers Guilerto's vocals over the mesmerizing, lounge-style rhythms that charac- terize their sound. Paying tribute to her father's former wife, Astrud Gilberto, Bebel alternates her singing language between by Spanish and English in "So Nice (Summer Samba)" to emu- late a conversation in a more traditional piece. Michael Paterniti From lush guitar grooves on Amon Tobin-produced "Samba Da Bencao" to more uptempo, conventional Bossa Nova beats on "Sem Contencao," the album's vibes differ immensely from track to track. Maintaining a contemporary Bossa Nova style, Guilerto gilberto flirts with subtle electronica samples and scatters untradi- RYAN PUDLQSKVgraphics editor tional nuances throughout the album. Courtesy ofSIX DEGREES RECORDS BY JESS GLADIS contributing writer Getting kicked out of Las Vegas casinos and talking to William S. Burroughs about addiction as he lights up a joint at his home in Lawrence, Kan. are just a few of the things experienced by two men Workers make way, name in world on a cross-country journey with Albert Einstein's brain in a new book by Michael Paterniti. "Driving Mr. Albert" chronicles the journey of a young jour- WORKERS .frontpage 21 nalist, an 84-year-old pathologist and Einstein's into a regular band that has now formaldehyde-soaked brain across America in an appeared locally and has plans to attempt to return the deceased genius' most famous relocate and plant roots in Char- asset to his granddaughter, Evelyn Einstein. lottesville soon. Following Einstein's death in 1955, Dr. Thomas Shortly after their start, Malone Harvey completed the autopsy on the famed physi- added senior bassist Geoff Sprung, a cist and confiscated the brain to study for intelli- former band mate to the Malone- gence patterns. Though a great deal of controversy Meadows mix. With the guitars and later arises over the rights to the brain, Harvey bass pretty much in place, the trio keeps the coveted cortex in his house until years recruited rhythm coordinator Whit later, when curious, adventure-seeking journalist, Sellers to play the drums. Michael Paterniti, offers to drive the two across From there they utilized some America to California, where Evelyn Einstein time in JMU's Studio A, one of the resides. In a rented teal-colored Buick Skylark, Har- most affordable facilities to young vey and Paterniti embark on their journey to Cali- musicians in the JMU community. fornia, wind in their hair and brain in their trunk. During their time in the studio, they Paterniti takes the reader on a literary and kicked out a four track recording physical journey across America in this lyrical, that featured a steady line of drum metaphoric narrative. With a very descriptive and beats and deep sounding guitars poetic style, Paterniti expresses the merriment that pick up during certain parts of CINDY TINKER/p/iow editor and animosity the two experience along their the songs. Junior Devin Malone, (l-r), Mike Meadows ('00) and senior Geoff Sprung quest for the brain's reconciliation with Einstein's Malone said their music is focused rock the Mainstreet stage as they seek local support. next-of-kin. on rhythm and feel and that everyone time at Studio A so that they could city limits. In a modernized, personalized version of Jack in the audience can feel it and have a lay down six tracks that focus on the One thing is for sure however, Kerouac's "On the Road," Paterniti eloquently cap- good time with it. To complete their band's simple directed rock 'n' roll The Workers will remain on the pay- tures the characters' attachment to Einstein's brain album, Small Town Workers went style. The addition of these songs roll just as long as they stick to their and delves into his own mind to discover his own back to work this fall after having may help give the band steam as they work ethic. A work ethic that Mead- ambitions for the future. played all summer and booked more continue to run across town and pass ows describes simply as "real." ovwe exp eneAce Ik e vwacft-c e f ttv, ceji .. . write for Focus Come to an informational meeting today at 5 in the basement of Anthony-Seeger or call Mandy at x6729 or E-mail at [email protected] STYLE 241THE BREEZEJTUESDAY, JAN. 16, 2001 Wed like to take Men's Recruitment this opportunity to IFC OPEN .HOUSE urj»p you to look at Wednesday January 17th 6:00pm -6:25pm = Alpha Kappa Lambda a different ad. 6:35pm - 7:00pm = Pi Kappa Alpha 7:10pm - 7:35pm = Kappa Delta Rho Find the out of place, disturbing or just plain weird ad in todays classified section and you'll get a big student discount every Wednesday and Friday at Massanutten Resort 7:45pm - 8:10pm =Theta Chi Of course, if youd rather just get right to the skiing snowboarding and snow tubing 8:20pm - 8:45pm = Sigma Phi Epsilon (or if you have something better to do. like take care of that laundry thats been piling up since fall break), call 289-4954 and well give you the discount anyway •Meet at the top of GREEK ROW at 5:45, But try to check out the classifieds, too. 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Water St. Harrisonburg 7 Days a Week, 11 a.m.-2 a.m 433-9874 riKA nKd> IAE IX IN M OX ZBT SEAFOOD BAR & GRILL STYLE TUESDAY, JAN. 16,2001 | THE BREEZE 125 'Forester' Dance right into this winner finding BY MEGHAN MURPHY themes offered in this movie, struggling to fit in, interra- assistant style and focus editor cial relationships, striving for your dream, and dealing with grief and change. But life itself is full of such things. When was the last time you had only one thing to deal "SAVE THE LAST DANCE" new face with? Unlike many movies, which are about a single life RATED PG-13 theme, "Save the Last Dance" emphasizes each theme STARRING: JULIA STILES, SEAN PATRICK carefully giving each importance without overpowering those that are more minor. in spotlight THOMAS The star of this story about finding yourself against RUNNING TIME: all odds is Thomas. His performance upstages Stiles by forth a performance that far. He is not merely the better actor, but the better BY ROBBIE CARMAN 135 MINUTES contributing writer one would expect from dancer as well. such an experienced ft ft ft ft Although it is Stiles' character who spends the entire "FINDING FORESTER" actor, Brown steals the movie preparing herself for an audition to attend Juliard, show. Thomas' dancing is much less painful to watch. His talent RATED PG-13 Brown, who got the is natural and watching him perform is truly entertaining STARRING: SEAN CON- part after he walked into "Save the Last Dance" isn't your typical, run-of-the- as well as inspiring. NERY, ROB BROWN the casting office seeking mill teen movie. Stiles' effort is to be commended, but dancing is sup- a part as an extra, brings Yes, the characters are high school students, but unlike posed to look effortless. However, her performance out- RUNNING TIME: rawness in style to the movies such as "She's All That" and "Drive Me Crazy," shines her last one in "10 Things I Hate About You." 135 MINUTES screen that is missing "Save the Last Dance" portrays characters with depth and One outstanding aspect of this film is the sound- from so many "good" issues other than getting the most popular guy in school track and how the intense scenes are juxtaposed ft ft ft ft actors today. Another to going to the prom. against the music. noteworthy performance Sarah 0"lia Stiles, "10 Things I Hate About You") There are some problems. It seems that the African is put in by Busta finds love and inspiration to dance again in Derek American stereotypes are too emphasized. The fact that Rhymes who plays Wal- (Sean Patrick Thomas, "Cruel Intentions"), an African Chenille (Kerry Washington), Sarah's new best friend and Perhaps the theme of lace's brother. American lover of intellect and hip hop. Derek's sister, is a teen mother seemed a little unneces- an impoverished youth Directed by Gus Van After her mother dies, Sarah gives up ballet and sary. However, it does aid in emphasizing the adversity trapped in a hard life Sant ("Good Will Hunt- moves to Chicago to live with her father. She is one of a Derek and Sarah must overcome if they are to make their with no way out has ing", "Kids," "My Own handful of white students in her new school and thus relationship work. become cliche in modern Private Idaho") "Finding must adjust to an entirely new lifestyle. "Save the Last Dance" is, in short, a feel-good movie. If day Hollywood. "Finding Forester" is as visually The plot for "Save the Last Dance," while it may not you are a cynic and feel that happy endings are boring Forester" sets itself apart. stimulating as it is emo- seem so at first, is complex, mirroring life itself. and a joke, don't see this movie. If you are in the mood to William Forester, tionally and intellectually. At first, one might feel annoyed at the number of be inspired, then this is the movie for you. played by Sean Connery, Van Sant's use of is a legend in his own time. unique angles and views In his early 20s he thrusts the viewer into the wrote his only novel that story without being dis- « earned the Pulitzer Prize. tracting. Here she is... 'Miss Congeniality' Now living in the Bronx, The only bad aspect he is a hermit whose only from a direction/pro- experience of the outside duction point of view is BY SCOTT KING niality," Bullock goes from a tomboy de starts the film declaring all the world is by cleaning his that more time could staff writer anti-feminist to a contestant in the contestants air heads and bimbos. windows and peering have been spent in the "Miss United States" pageant. However, she becomes friends with down to the basketball editing room to make "Miss CONGENIALITY" Bullock plays Grade, a near 30- the very women she criticized. year-old FBI agent who has only William Shatner and Candice court across the street the film a bit shorter and RATED PG-13 where high school super- to the point. gone on two dates. After a letter Bergen take part as the emcees of star Jamal Wallace, "Finding Forester" STARRING: SANDRA BUI LOCK, was received from "The Citizen," a the pageant. Bergen does a great job played by Rob Brown, clocks in at two hours and MICHAEL CAINE uni-bomber type terrorist, threaten- of being a bitter old pageant winner frequents. 15 minutes. About 20 ing something bad would happen who constantly tells people, "it is Through a series of minutes longer than it RUNNING TIME: at the 75th Annual Miss United not a beauty pageant but a scholar- events Wallace and needed to be. 110 MINUTES States Pageant it is up to the FBI to ship program." Forester meet and begin While many can argue make sure things at the pageant I was disappointed in Shatner's to form a friendship that that this is just another ft ft ft ft run smoothly. role; not because it was poor but leads to Forester discov- tale of growing up and Since all the other female agents because his appearances are scant. ering that Wallace is a discovering one's self, are on maternity leave it is up to Gra- I rolled my eyes throughout the gifted writer. Not only is these stories are timeless de to undergo a make over. With the film at the absurdity of the plot, but this a film about Wallace and need to be retold In "Love Potion Number Nine" help of Michael Caine, the job is a for every eye roll two laughs fol- growing into the gift he every now and then. Sandra Bullock did a complete turn success and Grade is dubbed Miss lowed. "Miss Congeniality" may not has but also about help- Despite being shunned around with h&r looks. 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TUESDAY, JAN. 16,2001 | THE BREEZE |29 "You have to crawl before you walk..." «■ Fun With Fencing V JMU defeated Hollins SHERMAN DILLARD University, 18-9 Saturday. men's basketball coach PORTS /t Page 31 ! story below Dukes tar and feather Eagles, 76-65, snap six-game slide BY KHALIL GARRIOT attempts while playing all but one the Dukes never trailed in the final stan- staff writer minute. He recorded his third 20-point za. A three-pointer by freshman swing- Despite being depleted by injury and game on the year, and the team is now 3-0 man Dwayne Broyles with nine minutes, illness, the Dukes handily defeated Amer- when he scores 20 or more. four seconds remaining pushed the lead ican University Saturday night, 76-65. Lyle's strong outing was supported by to 58-43. The lead would increase back to Using a balanced scoring attack and a breakout performance from junior for- 15 points minutes later, as Williams made standout individual performances from ward Ron Anderson, who nearly tripled a three-pointer of his own with four min- new and familiar faces, the Dukes ended his previous season high with 16 points on utes, 40 seconds left. The Dukes coasted a six-game skid dating from Dec. 18. the evening. As impressive as his scoring the rest of the way, winning by a final JMU upped its season record to 6-9 (2-3 output was his defensive effort, as Ander- score of 76-65. Colonial Athletic Association), while AU son collected 15 rebounds, four steals and "I thought we played well and fought dropped to 6-10 (2-4 CAA). The Dukes' two blocked shots. Anderson's points and hard; we had a good week of practice and last win was a three-point triumph on the rebounds were both career highs. we knew we needed a win," Hatter said, road against Long Island University one Fellow starter and senior captain who scored six points and played 25 min- month ago. JMU, coming off Saturday's Dwayne Braxton, a guard, also scored 16 utes. "We've been on quite a losing streak embarrassing 29-point defeat against the points, shooting seven of 12 from the lately, but I think coach [Dillard] was University of Richmond, increased its field, to go along with five assists. Brax- happy with how we played tonight." record at the Convocation Center to 5-3. ton, who had his 12th double-figure scor- As has been the case much of this sea- The Eagles, led by 19-point scorer Patrick ing game of the year, needs 12 more son, four regular players did not partici- Doctor, last played in an impressive 53-39 points to reach the 500-point career scor- pate in the game because of injury or ill- victory over defending CAA champion ing plateau. ness. Sophomore guard David Fanning, North Carolina-Wilmington on Jan. 8. Ronald Hearns led the Eagles with 20 who started each of JMU's first 12 "Now we can start to build again, keep points, going six of 14 from behind the games as the team's third-leading scor- thinking positive thoughts and play with arc, and Doctor was held to below his sea- er, sat out with a foot injury, as did ROBERT U ATT/senior photographer the confidence that we played with son average with 15 senior starting guard Junior Ron Anderson takes a shot on tonight," coach Sherman Dillard said. points and seven Mickey Dennis. Den- his way to a career high 16 points. Junior forward Tim Lyle returned to rebounds, thanks to an nis hasn't played versus AU behind Dillard. The Dukes his early-season form, leading the Dukes effective zone defense Everybody in the locker since Dec. 21, and is increased their record when leading with with 20 points and 11 rebounds on the designed to minimize room was into it tonight; it out indefinitely after five minutes to play to 5-1 on the season, night, shooting six of nine from the field his touches. playing in each of the and outshot the Eagles from the field, and making all six of his free throw "Our game plan was a total team effort. team's first 10 regular 47.4 percent to 39 percent. Led by Lyle, coming in was to shut season games. Sopho- JMU shot 52 percent in the second half, [Doctor] down, and I — Dwayne Braxton mores Jerian Younger while American made just one-third of its think we did a good senior guard — a key reserve who attempts. Anderson's efforts on the job of containing him," suffered a hamstring boards helped JMU out-rebound the vis- ** — Braxton said. injury against Old iting Eagles, 40-32. However, JMU went Well above the average home atten- Dominion — and 6-foot-10-inch center just 16-24 at the free throw line, keeping dance of 3,593 in seven games, 5,045 fans Ian Caskill also did not see action. fit with their 67 percent team average on filed the Convo to watch the Dukes lead Caskill was reportedly sick all day Sat- the season. the majority of the contest, only trailing urday and was released from the hospi- "Even though 2-3 (in CAA play) isn't by a point in the opening minutes. Dillard tal just four hours before tip-off. Fan- something to brag about, it's a heck of a noted that very good crowd support and ning and Younger are expected back to lot better than 1-4," Dillard said. "You enthusiasm made a difference in the out- the team later this week. have to crawl before you walk, and I come. The team's inability to start strong, Also under the weather was sopho- think tonight was a step in the right which has been an Achilles heel thus far more forward Pat Mitchell, the team's direction for us." in the season, was not a factor Saturday as leading scorer and rebounder at 14.3 ppg The team travels to play the Virginia JMU took an early 17-10 lead on a Brax- and 6.6 rpg, to go along with 1.8 steals per Commonwealth University Rams on ton jumper with 11 minutes, 51 seconds game and a 52.4 percent field goal per- Tuesday, hoping to improve upon their remaining in the first half. However, with centage. The left-hander started the game, 1-6 record at away games. The Dukes two minutes, 29 seconds left before half- but played just 13 minutes after feeling ill will return home to the friendly confines time, the visiting Eagles cut the lead to 32- at halftime. Even Williams, who played of the Convo Center on Saturday for a 7 30 before a 20-second timeout by Dillard. 34 minutes, sprained his ankle in practice p.m. date with UNC-Wilmington. In 19 A jumpshot by freshman Chris Williams a few days ago and also experienced years at the Convo, the Dukes have won made it 34-30 heading into the half. Brax- intestinal problems on Thursday. The 71.3 percent of games played on their ton had the hot hand in the half, scoring team's usual depth was in question, as home court. With about a week until the 13 points. It was only the third time that Dillard was forced to use a seven-man VCU game, time should help to heal JMU has led at half time this season. rotation against the Eagles. some of the injuries and illnesses that "I thought that Ron Anderson really Despite the casualties, the Dukes have recently restricted the team's suc- set the tone with very aggressive, pulled together to snap their six-game cess as it seeks to climb back to .500. assertive play that helped us early," Dil- losing streak. "We know they have a good team lard said. He also cited that veteran play- "Everybody in the locker room was with some good guards, but we've seen ers like Braxton and Lyle stood out as key into it tonight; it was a total team effort," [VCU] before so we'll have a game plan performers. Braxton said. "We stepped it up tonight and a scouting report ready to see if we A basket by sophomore guard Charlie and played with a lot of heart." can steal a win," Hatter said. ROBERT SATl'senior photographer Hatter shortly after halftime extended the JMU continued its dominance against With most of the players who are out Junior forward Tim Lyle works for two JMU lead to 40-30. Lyle scored 16 second- the Eagles, winning its sixth straight con- set to return soon, the team hopes to of his 20 points in Saturday's game. half points, including two 3-pointers, as test in the series and improving to 6-1 make some noise in the postseason. ^ 301 THE BREEZE) TUESDAY, JAN. 16, 2001 SPORTS . Join the Cultural Exchange who said there are Program, a great way to meet other students form around the world no good lU^I^SJ on campus? here at JMU! Deadline for applications is January 18, 2001, so come by the Center for The best bars on campus don't serve drinks, they serve Multicultural/International Student their country. You see, when you complete Army ROTC and Services (Warren 245) to apply. graduate, you'll be an officer and get a set of gold bars. 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Karousos makes strong showing in return from injury KELLY SCOTT Like to watch sports? staff writer Swords clashed furiously Saturday afternoon as the women's fencing team slashed the efforts of Hollins University in Write for a 18-9 victory in Sinclair Gymnasium. Freshman Allison Larkin, sophomore Breeze sports Maegan Clark, and junior Devon Allen of the foil squad only allowed one loss, and the epee squad went 6-3 led by junior Eliz- abeth Conlin. The sabre squad, consisting Contact Andrew of freshmen Valerie DeRose and Diana Strack, won four of its six bouts but had to forfeit three since junior Allison Schwartz Tufts was absent. DeRose established the Duke's aggres- atx6709 sive attitude in the first bout of the meet as she charged forward for her first point. or stop by The Breeze She answered her opponent's next point with three more of her own and then fin- office in the basement ished the bout 5-2. In the epee round that followed, of Anthony-Seeger senior Vicki Karousos won her bout on a ROBERT N ATT/senior photographer double touch. In epee, both fencers The Dukes next travel to Northwestern University in Evanston, III. for a multi-team meet receive a point if both of their attacks Hollins 5-1. in her bout against Samantha Gellar, win- land. Karousos had only practiced a Conlin repeated the same score in her ning three of her five points. couple days before the meet because of a epee bout as did Larkin in foil. The sabre target area is from the waist wrist injury last semester. up, but DeRose did not let Hunt's point Nothing says sports "I think there have been a lot of that swiped her head faze her. She made improvements," Karosous said. u two points with two ripostes, one with a excitement like a big Conlin also defeated her opponent clean attack, and the clencher with a beat with a final double touch later in the I was really proud of the way attack. A riposte is an attack that occurs oFhelpin' of Tufts third epee round. they competed... They're very after a parry, an action that deflects an Left-handed Allen proved the quicker opponent's attack. blade in the first round of foil, besting mentally competitive... Karousos and Tully's quick reflexes Hollins 5-0. found their opponent's target and sent In the next epee bout, Hollin's Katie — Paul Campbell their blade tip home. Rehfeld bounced around with fake attacks fencing coach "I think we did well," Conlin said. "I and tapped antagonizingly on Conlin's hope this means good things for the rest blade hoping for a mistake. Conlin » of the season." remained strong and patient, lunging Coach Paul Campbell said, "I was SWIMMING AND DIVING with a long reach into a 5-3 win. Virginia Tech's men's and women's JMU piled up victories in the final really proud of the way they compet- Clark who fenced foil next also had a third round of weapons. Larkin and ed.[The two] sabre fencers had never team each won 10 of 13 events in a bounce in her step, but her sure and sweep of JMU in a non-conference Clark permitted no points against competed before this year." meet on Saturday. quick attacks defeated Hollins's Debo- them. In sabre, Strack and DeRose Campbell said fatigue may be an issue Junior A.C. Cruickshanks won rah Gilbert 5-2. only let one point slip past their guard, throughout the season, but the team can the women's 200-yard butterfly with After the first round of the three as did Karousos and junior Erin Tully push through. a time of 2:06.61. Senior Samantha weapons, Strack landed the second in epee. "They're very mentally competitive Smith won her fourth consecutive sabre victory taking out Maggie Hunt of Counter-attacks were Strack's strength always ... giving all they've got," he said. 200-yard breaststroke with a time of 2:24.60. Junior Tiffany Kirkham was the top performer in the 3-meter diving board, posting a score of 233.04. Junior John McLaren was one of the winners for the men. McLaren won the 50-yard freestyle with a time of 20.59. Freshman Jeff Hicks claimed his second consecutive 200- yard backstroke win with a time of 1:52.21. The men dropped to 2-5 and the women to 5-2 on the year. The Dukes return home to Godwin on Jan. 20 when they host Old Dominion in a conference showdown. WRESTLING A pair of losses on Friday eliminated the Dukes from the 21st Annual Virginia Duals at Hampton Coliseum. The 18th-ranked and second-seeded Wisconsin Badgers defeated JMU in the opening round 37-9. The Dukes were defeated by Virginia, 19-14. Seniors D.J. Rickman and Nathan Rickman both posted wins against the Badgers. The Dukes host the Virginia ROBERT NATTIsenior photographer Military Institute on Thursday. 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The Giants get to Honestly, you guys will hate every from the newspapers that surrounded whoever hops on the plane to Tampa minute that will pass for the next two play the Bears and we have to play the will be better than the Giants, will be your feet, telling you how exciting the Bucs," they cried during the season. weeks when you look at the news and Redskins would be. favored by at least a touchdown, and "Why can't we have an easy schedule will have twice the respect that the see the New York Football Giants And you had that same anticipa- like the Giants?" preparing for the Super Bowl while Giants have. And I will never be more tion while waiting to see how bad the That drool turned to tears as the your dear Washington Redskins pre- Giants would be after a winless pre- confident or excited in my life than I pare for their Super Bowl parties and Redskins slowly sank in their own will be on Jan. 28. season. After all, they weren't picked misery. Unfortunately, the comments Myrtle Beach golf vacations. to finish higher than "This team was referred to as the . Because, if you didn't happen to catch wouldn't stop, and worst team ever to win the home-field third in the weak you guys started chok- the action wherever your head was NFC East. advantage in the National Football buried deep in the cold, dark soil, the -u ing on more words League. And today, on our field of But then the cracks than I did during the Giants just butchered, slaughtered, killed in the pool started That drool turned to mud, we proved we're the worst team and decimated the Minnesota Vikings 41- World Series. ever to win the NFC championship. In showing up and the tears as the Redskins The fan who said 0. Yes, the Vikings team that featured the water level started two weeks, we're going to try to four-headed offensive monster of Randy he'd rather have the become the worst team ever to win the dropping. Those slowly sank in their own Skins miss the play- Moss, Chris Carter, Daunte Culpepper "NFL2K1 Super Bowl Super Bowl." And that came out of and Robert Smith was shut out. Carter misery. offs than lose in the our owner's mouth! Champion" Redskins first round was watch- had a big fourth-quarter reception for lost to Detroit in week Adios muchachos, I'm off to a little about 9 yards. ing college basketball town called Tampa. You remember two and then at home on Sunday. The fan While you were still working off that to the Cowboys the » that city, the one you had inked on hangover from your Saturday night who said the Giants your "Places I'll Be In January" list. following week. While the "great-on- haven't played anybody worthwhile slopfest, the Giants were already leading paper" Redskins wallowed at 1-2, Make sure you tape the premier of "Sur- 14-0 by 1 p.m. was speechless while watching the vivor" Australia, I have other plans. those "happy-with-mediocrity" Giants Viking's shutout. The fan who said, "I I'm not sure how to feel at the moment, went 3-0. and hopefully you can send me some wonder when the Giants are going to And the beat went on. come across a team that's actually advice to help. I'm assuming the feeling I The Skins went on to an 8-8 mark, have right now is anticipation. playing well," watched me beam as and I'll be quick to highlight those the Giants dismantled the Vikings. You remember that feeling, don't games that brought you to a barely- Andrew Tufts is a senior you? You had it back in August when Now I sit in my 10-year-old Rodney SMAD major who hopes respectable record: Two losses to those Hampton #27 jersey, anticipating the the Redskins were predicted to go to to avoid running into once-amazing-now-disgracing Cow- end of the AFC Championship game, another hurricane ^ the Super Bowl. You had it while you boys, one to the high school-caliber Car- wondering who will step up and face waited to see how well Bruce Smith, on this trip to f dinals, and another to the (I have noth- my Giants in the game that was meant Tampa. BLITZ OVER-EASY 34 I THE BREEZE I TUESDAY, JAN. 16. 2001 LIFESTYLES HOROSCOPES CROSSWORD PUZZLE Today's Birthday — Advance in your career so you can play more. ACROSS 1 / 3 1 3 / 9 10 11 12 13 You already know how to be a workaholic. The pressure's on in 1 Mil. mess '1 14 16 January to do the impossible. Some of the rewards in February are 6 Mach+ jet 15 9 Italian island status, not money. Your confidence improves in March, through your b 118 19 14 Mountain ash own good deeds. Rest in May so you can work overtime in June. Your 15 "Ulalume" author ■ 20 21 22 23 partner's got the big picture in July. Your efforts could lead to a 1 16 Singer K.T. promotion around September. Don't take on new chores. A special 17 In the red at the 24 25 26 27 ■28 ■29 visit to a sibling is renewing in November. bank 19 Overturn 30 31 32 33 20 Othello, e.g. Daily rating: 10 is the easiest day, Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) 34 .tf, 21 Excavate 0 the most challenging. Today is a 6 — Talking * 23 Ripen 38 m39 8 43 could get you into trou- Aries (March 21-April 19) 24 High point " - • ble. Nobody needs to 27 Lake north of the ■ 44 ■4b Today is a 5 — Gather 5fo; r know how much you Everglades P ' j information, and hold off 48 49 * ■52 make, or how much you know. 30 Watered-silk ^^^ on taking action. Your Be polite, but non-committal. fabrics ■ ' ■54 ■bb inner voice is confused. And, remember your manners. 32 "Just the Way f_ This may be frustrating; don't be You_" 59 m60 57 the first one on the front lines. Be Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) 33 Exalted poet 34 Bladed pole 6' ■62 ■64 ■65 ■66 67 a strategist instead. Today is an 8 — Your mind is wandering off in 35 Hepburn film 38 Postage 68 f69 L all directions this morn- 40 Evanston's Taurus (April 20-May 20) ing. Grab it and stuff it 71 . Today is a 7 — First you transp. back into your skull so you can 41 Transition I" I" Jj^k^vh.ivt' to make the money, 1 concentrate and win the next 1 44 Construction ^^■thi'ti you get to spend it. competition. Your chances are " That comes later in the materials good. week. You and your partner have 47 Suitable 48 Ring of saints? SOLUTIONS TO LAST ISSUES PUZZLE: big plans, but not enough 5 Loosen Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 50 Broadway 6 Fire starter resources yet. That can be 21)—Today is a 5 — success 7 Scatter seed B E G M A c A F F b c T S remedied in time. 9^- Friends are full of help- 51 Allotment 8 Easiest to chew O N 0 I V F C A F S u R A 53 Hunting period Gemini (May 21-June 21) .ABBL tul hints, but there seems 9 Word before up 0 N F Is O n c F n F S s F S " " to be something wrong. 56 Paquin ol "The or drop s U S A N N A H |' ^1>1 A s K S Today is a 7 — You're Piano" 10 Eurasian viper Use your own judgment before T A » A M 1 S L I feeling fine, but the 57 Precious stone 11 Courtroom you follow directions. You may I M C 1 b Ft 1 W 0 workload's increasing. 58 Pointed tool negotiation I know more than they do. A R 0 s E C A D E T H A L Be sure you're doing the 59 Points ol pens 12 Lookalike m M O u Q F ■ . 0 1 D job right. You're attracting atten- Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) 61 Question 13 Certainly II v. M A N fl E S O W L M N S tion, partially because you're so Today is a 7 — aggressively 18 Perch 0 D D B A T C H 1 D cute. If the attention becomes Negotiations early in the 63 Putting within 22 Chilled 1 |T| i S s u E G E S S O negative, tighten up your act. day are full of surprises. 68 Brilliant success 24 Writer Oz H B Make sure you get paid 69 Engage in 25 Outer covering s b I l -•-'-■: l b N H lO G A N litigation what you're worth; don't cut 26 Bannister race of c L E A N U PS L 0 T R u T Cancer (June 22-July 22) 70 Spine-tingling your rates out of guilt. Celebrate 1954 A L E W I b E b V b A D O ~ Ok Today is a 6 — You have 71 Songs for two your victory with friends tonight. 28 Aerie occupants ' E N S P O T n A N Y 1 P V V a slow start, but th.it 72 Blast letters 29 Clarinet's cousin ""*.'' could be to your advan- Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) 73 Hang in loose 31 Cable stn. tage. Problems could folds 36 Trapeze artist 46 ComicKovacs 62 Long's Today is a 7 — You 37 Peak in northern 48 Displayed greed counterpart pop up. Your enthusiasm and might feel like racing off success rate go up by the end of DOWN Greece 49 Brief summary 64 Holy sister through the meadows, 1 Sell-out letters the day. 39 Natural satellite 52 Food sampler 65 Tax deferral • but that's not 2 Armistice Day mo. 42 Resting atop 54 Epsom letters happening. You'd better be well 3 Stupefied state 43 Italian volcano 55 Opening 66 Little bite Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) prepared to account for yourself, 4 Granger 45 Masticate 60 Engendered 67 -whiz! -. Today is a 6 — Do the or you'll look less than perfect. &jkmJ reading first; you'll need ^., the information. You're Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) running a tad behind . Today is a 7 — Travel is schedule, so you'd better cram. ilTWk enticing, but can you get *%t J* away? Can you afford to Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) **^ go? Who would you like ^, mA~ Today is an 8 — You're to visit? A Tuesday night -£/W| generally an intellectual rendezvous might spark your MS\ type, but you're about to whole week. & H E E E ^^Vk. get more passionate as the day goes on. Why not set up a special date for tonight? Even if you're not in the mood now, you may be later. —Tribune Media Services PHOTO MEETING ALERT. Monday at 3:30 p.m. Thursday at 5:15 p.m. meetings are in the basement of Anthony-Seeger TUESDAY, JAN. 16,20011 THE BREEZE 135 CLASSIFIEDS : 165 N. Wgh -12 large BR, 4 baths, 4 Bedroom, 2 Bath - finished OR RENT 3 kitchens. $2,880. 867-9375. JMU Students Wanted! Hunter's Ridge Townhousea basement, laundry, behind Olde SERVICES Mill on Central Ave. $l,020/mo. 3BR Condo Available Jan. 1 - 2001-2002 234*584. Nice, clean, balcony unit. Walk to Ethernet. New Furniture. Discounted Phone Cards, SUNCHASE campus, fully furnished, new Interior Remodeled! Wholesaler Direct - Less than carpet, washer, dryer, AC. Call Must seel Walking distance FOR SALE $.01 per minute. Page for ordering APARTMENTS 432-1494. from campus. Many extras! information. 564-7828. Brown and 825C/bedroom. Sons Company. ?ooo nee * *n cho iHaasi mm* aa i«i Spring 2001 Semester Kegorater Kits, Taps • Beer/wine SM Ixna eaejBM Br OSSBBMI 4 Bedroom, 1.5 Baths - laundry, off 433-8423 making. Bluestone Cellars, Incases Available! street parking, Water Street. Horse Boanang - full and pasture, Enu*Osa«lMV Want a House Next Year? Try the downtown, 432-6799. $l,000/mo. 234*584. 10 miles NW of campus. Bahamas Party First 10 Applicant* easy way. www.casfteproperfy.com. Reasonable rates. Riding and riruj Huge 2 for 1 Record SB Gift & Charming 5 BR Houses - on student trails available. Lots of clean, good mentioning this ad Furnished 3BR university Place - Thrift, 227 N. Main. friendly Elizabeth Street. Porches, Quality pasture. Call 833-8604 or Cruise $279 Receive Special Rates! 2001 - 2002, deck, appliances. s «a* • MM mm • KM ►■*■. mm '•■« hardwood floors, pets welcome, contact brobbins&rica.net. Hurry In today! $690/mo., year lease. 432-6993. Computer Desk with 3 Drawers - appliances. Ethernet Maintained by Standing shelf system, space consiC?rate owner. 568-3068. NOTICE 442-4800 The Brand Dukes Apartments - saver. 4380155. Floridaimm-rmmmCtiOumUmitlua $119 Only 2, newly renovated and For more information and Great Houses Now Avallabla - for www. sitnchase. net furnished. 3 bedroom. 2 level assistance regarding the 2001-2002. See them yourself! HELP WANTED townhomes close to main campus investigation of Financing Jamaica $439 EHO www.castteproperty.com for fall 2001. Large eat-in kitchens business opportunities, contact with full size appliances. Generous 3, 4, or 8 BR Unlti Avallabla - UJM Reservoir - College slation, the Better Business Bureau. Inc. rear deck with private yard. Parking TRAVEL OUT WESTl Furnished or unfurnished. Rent 4 bedroom, 2 bath, W/D, D/W, 1-800-533-5501 included. 433-1744. Southwestern Co. Cancun $399 starting at $150/bedroom. Apple G/D. furnished, $900. 867-9375. 'Hgm-kr. w Real Estate. Inc. 540433-9576. Summer Internship 521 W. Market - 5 bedrooms. 2 Excellent experience. Average ipnngt>rakir.vcUo«. - 0«r 14th Ycmi! Larga 2 Bedroom Apartments - tor J-M APARTMENTS baths. W/D, D/W, G/D, basement, SPRING BREAK $1,250. 867-9375. first summer $7,000. Only selecting 2001-2002. W/D. A/C, 1.5 438-8800, Anytime! independent & sharp sludcnls. 1-800-678-&86 bathrooms, quiet student complex 2001 -2002 Spring Break - Nassau/Paradise Earty Spring Break SpecWe! Cancun 6 Bedroom, 2 Bath - 2 kitchens, For information call 442-9934. Island. Cancun and Jamaica from of 8 units. Call 564-2659 or see I BR Apt $340/mo & Jamaica from $389! Air, hotel, www.castleproperty.coin laundry, restored farmhouse. $449. Air, hotel, transfers, parties Earn up to $5001 Help me find free meals! Award winnaig company! 2BR Apt. $430/mo. 393 Water Street. $l,530/month. and more! Organize a small group - or S215/pcrson 234-8584. tenants for nice townhouses. $50 Group leaders free! Florida Unfurnished 2 BR Apartment - earn free trips plus commissions! vacations, $129! 1*00*78*386. 3BRApt. $5IO/mo. for each signed contract. Call Call 1*00*ET-SUN-1. Close to JMU on bus route. 433*423. spnngbreaktravel. com Available Jan. 1. sublease. $589 or$170/person Look Now! 165 Onto Ave. - 3 or 4 Washer/dryer, dishwasher. Par* BR. 1 bath. Appliances, W/D. #1 Spring Break Vacations! Best 4 BR Apt $720/mo. The Center for Instructional Apartments. 438-5788. hook-ups. short-term lease, prices guaranteed! Cancun. or$180/person negotiable to August 2001. Technology - is looking for PERSONALS students to work 10-15 hours a Jamaica, Bahamas & Florida. Furnished 3BR Townhouse - 2001 - All apis near Cantrell Bridge Looking for tenants next year. 1 week in Spring 2001 and 35 hours Book Cancun & get free meal 2002.11/2 baths, deck, anpkances. One of the closes! complexes lo JMU Ready 8/01/01. Look now. a week from May until August. plan. Earn cash & go free! Now hiring nice, close, $750/mo. Year lease, Kline Really Property Management $i.000/month. lease, deposit. Hot Girls and Primary duties include migrating campus reps. 1-800-234-7007 432-6993. Walk to campus. The good apartments go first, 879-9548. traditional course materials to on- endlesssummertours.com Hunky Studs so come by and act us! Room for Rent m House - Quarter line format using BlackBoard/ 319 Old S. High ■ A/C. 2 Courselnfo Knowledge of html and Act Now! Guarantee the best bedrooms, W/D. Walking distance. mile from campus! 433-8861. Await You! Four Bedroom House - with kitchen, web development required. Must Spring Break prices! South Padre. $600, 867-9375. dining, living and one bath. 1222 Mountain View - 4-5 work well with others and have Cancun. Jamaica, Bahamas, Also middle-aged bald guys, Washer/dryer included. Close to bedrooms, W/D, D/W, G/D, air. strong verbal and written skills. For Acapulco. Florida, and Mardigras. screaming kids, and teenagers 1 Room In Ashby - available campus. June to June lease. more information about the CIT go Reps needed. Travel free, earn with bad haircuts. second semester, third floor apt. furnished townhouse. $235/month/ Groups only. $250/person. Call to http://cit.jmu.edu. Send $$$. Group discounts for 6+. Call Rent negotiable. For more details bedroom. 867-9375. 432-1589 after 5:00 p.m. resume to Julia Harbeck. 1*00*38*203. Hey, we get all types at please call Lindsey, 437-5640 or Instructional Technologist, Center www. leisuretours.com. Massanutten, but on 757-488-5468. 1169 Harrison - walking distance. 3, 4, 5 BR APTS for Instructional Technology, 22 Wednesdays and Fridays. 4 bedrooms. W/D, D/W, G/D. Carrier Library, MSC 1702, JMU, Spring Break! Deluxe hotels, reliable college students get Houses and Duplexes - Ready $1,100. 867-9375. (FURNISHED) Harrisonburg, VA 22807. air. free food and parties! Cancun, when you arel Any tlmel Jamaica. Bahamas. Mazatlan & the best discounts. www.cast/eproperty.com Four Bedroom House - with kitchen, 5 MINUTE WALK Florida. Travel free and earn cash! Do dining, living and 2 full baths. PAID INTERNSHIPS (S. MAIN) it on the Web! Go to StudenfCrfy.com Call 289-4954 Large yard. June to June lease. FOR SUMMER 2001 YOU HAVE A CHOICE! Groups only, $240/person/month. 434-3509 or call 800-2931443 far information. Call 4321589 after 5:00 p.m. Excellent "real life" experience 1 Bi-rlmnmf to bulid your resume plus Wantedl Spring Breakarsl What's Your Hunter's Ridge Townhouse - 1 Madison Terrace 3Bedrooms, 2.S Baths - full earn over 86,000 Cancun, Bahamas, Florida, & bedroom available now. Phone Hunters Ridge kitchen, dish washer, W/D. A/C. Now interviewing cm -campus Jamaica. Call Sun Coast collect. 757-340*993. Fantasy? Gingerbread pool, very close to JMU. uwio.tuitionpainters.com Vacations for a free brochure $750/month. Available July 2001. -and ask how you can organize a If it involves discounted Starting at $350 380 W. Water - 4 bedrooms, large year lease, quiet location. 2466700. small group and eat, travel free, & skiing, snowboarding. lot, W/D. Available 6/01/01. Employment Opportunity - Child earn cash! Call 1*88-777-4642 or e- 2 Bedrooms Care Wanted: Dependable, Hunter's Ridge $1,100. 867-9375. mail sales@suncoastvacat>ons.com. or snow tubing on Hunters Ridge creative students to provide child Wednesdays and Fridays. Townhouse - Hunter's Ridge - 4 BR, 2 baths, care for area families. Full time or Madison Manor Early Specials! Spring Break call Massanutten at $215/person. August 15 top floor condo. furnished, new part time, primarily weekdays. Call Madison Terrace ChildCare Connection, 4334531. Bahamas Party Cruise! 5 days. lease, 4 bedroom. 2 living refrigerator, mattresses, sofa $279! Includes meals, parties! 289-4954. Starting at $212.50 cushions, LR carpet, paint. Family rooms, 2 baths. W/D Would You Uke to Design Ads for Awesome beaches, nightlife! If it's the one with the 3 Bedrooms managed. $225/bedroom. groups Departs from Florida! Get group - of 4. Call owner at 757-481-0162 The Breeze? Call 568*127. circus clown and Hunters Ridge Devon Lane - go free! springbreaktravel.com or e-mail [email protected]. 1*00*78*386. the feather duster. Madison Manor 3 Bedroom, furnished. Tutors Wanted - for all subject call your therapist. Madison Terrace W/D. D/W, 2 Roommates to FW 4 BR House areas and levels. JMU students Male or female, big rooms, vault only. Stop by the Counseling and Starting of SI 75 A/C. $700/mo. Student Development Center, ceilings, full kitchen, W/D. Very mtwiiw Place TOUT classified ad In Varner House, for an application. 4 Bedrooms Liberty Street - close to JMU. $300/bedroom, CanCUn """Iff The Breeze ASAP until Jufy 31. 2001. 2466700. Hunters Ridge 2 blocks from campus, 2 Earn Up to $500 Per Week - Come to the basement of Anthony-Seeger Hall Mountain View or 3 bedroom townhouse, assembling products at home. No 293 Campbell Street - Townhouse Oaiijaica S77 82.50 for the first 10 words experience. Info. 1-504*46-1700, University Place water included. will be available June 1. 2001. Call S2.00 for each additional 10 University Court $250/person. 3 levels. 433*047. Dept. VA-4806. Bahamas vs? 5686127 College Station large rooms. Escape to the Fox Hill 2 Bedroom Apartment - 73 E. Panama i * 117 3/4 BR Houses - on Market. Above office near Court Country Club Court Shenandoah Mountains Subscribe to Old South High St. Square. Heat, electric, A/C and Starting at Si 75 water included. $400/mo. of West Virginia ENDLESS * The Breeze! 4 Bedroom - 8/05/01, year lease. 4330984. K ReHrnnrrie Timber Ridge, a coed camp, Is 3UMMER For only $30 for third seeking energetic fun loving Old South High Street. JMU DOES JAMAICA! Tours\ class mail, or $75 for first Hunters Ridge Loft 65 W. Feirvlew - 4 BR. 2 bath. Off staff to work with children this Everything new In house. class mail, you can Starting at $275 Main and Port Rd. D/W, W/D. summer. Looking for general ^^ !*" o/nA>/noteo microwave, 2 living rooms, year receive a full year of The Sreaze! Houses ALL WALKING lease. $960/month, security counselors and specialty staff. 90 miles from Washington DC Top Please send your name, DISTANCE TO JMU deposit, no pets. August 5. 2001. 433*984. salaries. We will be Interviewing address & money to: Funkhouser ft Associates NO BUS RIDE! on campus )anuary24th at the The Breeze Property Management. Inc. Mt. View Dr. Townhouss - 5 Sonner Hall Interview Center Kline Realty James Madison University InfoaFunkhouKrMuMgement.com bedrooms, furnished, walking from 10O0 am. - 4O0 pm Property Mgmt. . BI/VI. DULLES, & RICHMOND, Anthony-Seeger Hall distance. $195/mo. One year CaO 1-800-258-2267 for appt S30 Off CANCUN OH JAMAICA! 434-5150 lease, 8/01 - 8/02. Washer/dryer. MSC 6805 438-8800 Walk-ins also welcome. 703-450-5008. .Harrisonburg. VA 22807 www.endlesssummprtnurs mm PLACE YOUR CLASSIFIED AD IN THE BREEZE! 36 | THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, JAN. 16,2001 Cue Into This.. a POOL tournament when: Thursday, January 18 Registration 4:30 pm Tournament begins at 5 pm where: Stonegate Clubhouse who: Anyone Can Participate Winnerjr recawrec 5WOTKCT|»etaway tffvc?Bryc^jteso 1068 N Lois Lane The Commons 438-3835 Stone Gate www.lbjlimited.com Office Hours Mon-Fri 9 am-5:3o pm Sat 10 am-4 pm Sun Noon-4pm fJ t=} 168110 |