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The pageant in question in the EmeraldEmerald City Iraq was Miss N.E.W. (Northeast (Northeast Wisconsin) wisconsin) USofA.Usoth. Lusinda AndrewsAndrews mademade itit through the year to Drama pass on the glass hat.hat, Miss N.E.W.N.E.W. has has had had the notoriety ofof producing three ofof four of the last state title winners inin thethe pastpast five five years.years. I thinkthink thatthat whoever whoever wins wins Miss Miss N.E N.E.W. .W. always places top 5 or 10.10. I Ican can say say that that therethere were few who held up asas goodgood asas LusindaLusinda did all year withwith aa positivepositive attitudeattitude and level grounded personality. If there was anyone at kolli., .tr , State competition aside from the eventual winner who had the personalitypersonality that wouldwould The Edge isis starting starting aa 'Theme'.Theme' for each be needed to make you a successful statestate title months publication. publication. I.inI'm not not sure sure if if I'11 I'll be able holder -— itit was was Lusinda.Lusinda. Enter somethingsomething to keep up with this.this. II would be more prone again —-soon! soon! to "Old Movie Themes". Wouldn't THAT THAT be a riot? "Oh''Oh Jane.Jane ...... we we have have rats rats in in the the base- There were fivefive contestants at at Miss Miss N.E.W. N.E.W. ment!". What barbar inin thethe state with a dressing From Green Bay therethere were Gigi Lexus, BustiBusti room in thethe basementbasement wouldn'twouldn't THAT THAT apply Sinclair, Courtney Courtney AndrewsAndrews andand Tara Collins.Collins. to? Apparently,Apparently, from from recent recent rumorsrumors andand miss-miss- From Milwaukee it was Sharon (Bumps)(Bumps) Starr. ing money therethere is one rat that seems toto be Sorry gal;gal; it'sit's going toto take aa bitbit for me to get from the MadisonMadison area.area. YouYou know how folksfolks used to the new name ...... why didn't youyou gogo trade stories —- andand thisthis oneone seems seems to to be be com-com- with something a bit moremore 'in'in-your-face',-your-face', ing up a lotlot as a commoncommon charactercharacter in all of like.like ,...... oh oh ..,... Frederica Bimmell? Five Five con- con- them! Put that padlock on your shopping list!list! testants -— notnot a a bad bad turnout turnout at at all. all. SafondaSafonda and company put on one classyclassy show andand the I'm having mymy doubtsdoubts if if 1'11 I'll survivesurvive to con- place was packed!packed! tinue beyond May. These damn pageants are going toto killkill me. me. ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY UP UP ININ GREENGREEN Contestant Issues?Issues? Of course there were!were! t 1100 BAY! I feltI felt like like Baby Baby Jane Jane Hudson Hudson was was sittingsitting It's a prelim andand it'sit's usedused to to get get READY READY for on my head the nextnext morning!morning! State. Well,Well, keeping keeping that that in in mind mind — -there'sthere's aa We finally mademade it to The Shelter Club where lot of work toto be done! TheThe new gals onon the TC (CoCo) Hammond Hammond isis bartendingbartending and Bran-Bran- panel were Courtney Andrews and TaraTara don &Sr Dale areare beaming! The placeplace is is GREAT GREAT —- Collins. I I remember remember a few years back when I The OFFiCial and HUGE! I Igot got the the tour tour ofof thethe place andand for was drivingdriving in CentralCentral WisconsinWisconsin andand came all of you who have complained about small over a hill...barrelinghill. . .barreling down on a flockflock of wild OPORing dressing rooms -WOW!!— WOW!! It'sIt's just an incred-incred- Turkeys.T\irkeys, The The look look of of imminent imminent doom doom in in their their OF our ible set-up and I wishwish them all the best! eyes. Well,Well, this this waswas poorpoor TaraTara during during evening evening Whitney Paige is comingcoming onon thethe 13th of May —- gown. For For talent. talent, she she was was a a bit bit more more sure sure ofof B0011* which isis one one show show that that reallyreally shouldn't shouldn't be herself -— atat oneone pointpoint stopping stopping mid-act mid-act toto ex-ex- missed if at allall possible.possible. HoweverHowever - II don'tdon't tricate thethe crotchcrotch ofof herher leotardsleotards from the know what itit isis aboutabout thosethose Green Green Bay Bay folksfolks unpadded crack ofof herher ass and then to carrycarry galloon and their shots ofof JackJack Daniels but it's getting on a conversation with Venus Love in the au- out of hand!hand! I I distinctly distinctly rememberremember dience. And it takes a specialspecial kindkind ofof self-as-self-as- The Office Mite aub four.....andfour..„.and tequilatequila....I .... I think. I have sworn sured attitude toto get on stage when you don'tdon't si3 fasVcaAt, IL off that stuff everever sincesince II narrowlynarrowly survivedsurvived even know the words.words. Girl —- I admire your Holly "Hot""Hot" DamnDamn trying to kill me in Dallas.Dallas. courage! The The judgesjudges don't don't bitebite butbut I'm sure (Ms) q6s-13341 1010 23 Tina Rennea let you havehave it!it! third. When Sharon was announcedannounced the win- ner she started laughing.laughing. And laughing....andlauching .... and Busti diddid aa lotlot ofof thethe things that got her to laughing. The onlyonly time time she she stopped stopped was TRACI R. STAMM, MSMS State last year. AllAll well well and and good good - -butbut it's a when she had toto wonderwonder wherewhere exactlyexactly they Licensed Clinical Professional Counselor different year so let'slet's get somesome differentdifferent put the steeple jacksjacks whenwhen you're bald under STUFF! The The padded padded body body suitsuit was hysterical the wig! Not toto fearfear -- her skull remained in-in- the first timetime and certainlycertainly did the tricktrick to tact. And itit was pretty good toto see Sharon Graduate of the Certification Program by the tact. Graduate of the Certification Program by the snag youyou aa crowncrown butbut now it'sit's better left to finally -- after all these yearsyears and 2nd2nd placeplace Chicago CenterCenter For Family Health: the bar number scene.scene. The padded body suit finishes to get the crown.crown. TakeTake note note - - she's Clinical Practice with LGBT Individuals and Their FamiliesFamilies would actually have been putput to to MUCH MUCH bet- been planning this for months and when it ter use ifif you would have divided itit up and comes toto state,state, just remember youyou mightmight bebe 'younger and quicker' - 'she's older and has GIVEN OUT PADS FORFOR SOMESOME OF THE OTHER 'younger and quicker' - 'she's older and has GIRLS! What What is is up up with with that?that? It looked like a more experience'. SharonSharon shouldshould dodo well -- Couples IndividualsIndividuals Families ChildrenChildren Adolescents tighttight-end-end review in the eightheighth gradegrade footballfootball she's had a shopping list forfor months. Grief SubstanceSubstanceAbuse Abuse GenderGender Trauma Sexuality league. IfIf thisthis isis aa fashionfashion trendtrend make it stop --ANDAND STOPSTOP NOW! Not Not a a pad pad to to be be seen seen otherother Speaking ofof experience,experience, a a special special shout shout out out than SharonSharon Bumps-StarrBumps-Starr and Courtney and to Miss KatrinaKatrina KayeKaye who who did did anan excellentexcellent that's cause 'you'you were broughtbrought upup right!'.right!'. II job on the microphone thatthat evening.evening. Admit-Admit- 71247 124 WindsorWindsor LakeLake ParkwayParkway don't care WHO you you seen seen running running aroundaround tedly,tedly. therethere were a few moments when you Loves Park, IL 61111 without pads --it it doesn't doesn't make make itit rightright and it lost your train of thought while reading that DOESN'T makemake themthem look like RaquelRaquel Welch hothotpornomagthatfelloutofyournew-found porno mag that fell out of your new-found Pager (815)870-2255 •. OfficeOffice (815)986-0668(815)986-0668 -- itit makes makes them them look look like like a aBOY BOY in in a aDRESS! DRESS! daughters'daughters. pursepurse butbut onceonce youyou twotwo get to [email protected] Yahoo.com Put that on youryour shoppingshopping listlist girlsgirls -PADS.- PADS. know each other you.11you'll understandunderstand -- YOUYOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'SSHE'S GOING TO PULLPULL Gigi camecame withwith a cute package all the way OUT OFOF THATTHAT PURSE! PURSE! Unfortunately, Unfortunately, she she around -- includingincluding thatthat cute cute littlelittle packagepackage didn't havehave anyany PadsPads or duct tape handy. And that we couldcould seesee under her mini-skirtmini-skirt dur-dur- ....,... sheshe also doesn't have a AAA card card or or she she ing talent!talent! AsAs one well-wisher inin the audi- wouldn'twouldn'thavebeencalling]essetorescueher have been calling Jesse to rescue her ence announced, "Her "Her BIRD BIRD ISIS SHOWING!" when her 1979 DodgeDodge Diplomat ran out of Scott E.E. M ickelsonickelson Ok --we're we're goinggoing to put that on our shopping gas on the freeway.freeway. list too ..... DUCTDUCT TAPE! TAPE! -Attorney AtAt Law,Law, LLC-LLC- Pork- thethe other White Meat!Meat! Rumor has it And then there waswas Sharon. She got that oneone Billy Billy "Pork'.Pork Chop" Blaze has has mademade herher through interview with the top score and her way from Cage downdown thethe street to 219 to be General Practice Traffic and Criminal talent of '.River"River Deep"Deep" gavegave her her thethe talenttalent edge their newestnewest castcast member.member. Alright -- correctcorrect Civil Litigation Real Estate Transactions - andand forfor allall you Milwaukee folks wondering barsbarsbutwrongDragQueenintherumormill! but wrong in the rumor mill! - YES,YES. she she did did keep keep her her hair hair on on throughoutthroughout No one ever said that thethe grapevinegrapevine waswas ac-ac- Wills & Partnership PlarmingPlanning Small Business the entireentire renditionrendition of of it. it. HerHer gowngown byby Ch€zChez curate --just just well well fertilized! fertilized! GoodGood Luck, Luck, Billy!Billy! KelleeKelle€ waswas aa lastlast minute addition. The ben- You should should be be safe safe there there - -II don'tdon't think there efit of proper padding also has a wonderful are any poolpool tablestables in plain view of thethe en- 608/288-7859608/ 288-7859 Phone 608/ 278-9985 Fax side affect -- it will bang any wrinkles out of trances. "WE"WE LOVE LOVE YOU YOU BILLY BILLY BLAZE!"BLAZE!" fabric! Who needs an iron? Just borrow Dawn Michaels hips pads (paging(paging Brandi Wyne!)Wynel) and Checking into otherother rumors circulatingcirculating -- 2817 Fish Hatchery Road, Madison, WI 53713 Checking 2817 Fish Hatchery Road, Madison, WI 53713 you'llyou'111ook look like like itit just came out ofof Ling-Ling.sLing-Ling's most center on thethe threethree BIG BIG pageantspageants com-com- P.O.P.0. BoxBox 259125, Madison, WI 53725-9125 cleaners! So....moreSo .... more to to the the shopping shopping ing up;up: Miss Cage.Cage, Miss Miss Nobody Nobody and and MissMiss Madison, WI 53725-9125 list ,...,.. aa STEAMER! Club Wisconsin! Seems Seems that that quitequite a few are [email protected] putting their hat in the ring for one,one, twotwo oror In the end - itit waswas SharonSharon who won, Gigi hoping toto makemake ALLALL ofof them!them! NoticeNotice -- I said was 1stlst AlternateAlternate and CourtneyCourtney came out in 'hat''hat' and notnot 'cash''cash' becausebecause until I see them

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