26 Apri 1 1971 vo 1 vii , SEL --S UDY no. 19 the COMPLETED published of, by and for the students of New College, Sarasota: Fl a. EVALUATION BEGINS Weekly I was told by at least three members of the Women's Committee over the past week, "Well, I don't want to~ ::~boU: it. " The. .i..M~rw.l S~n - S:tu.dy 'Strtdl, ma'am, I don't want to~ abo~ it, either. But how do you expect me to know what's going on; and eventually ~e.po~ no~ the. South~ Reg­ ional Ac.cte.dationat Conn~en­ to pemaps change my head, if nobody says a:1ything at all. If we do live in a sexist society (and indeed we do) and if male c.e WM n.i..YIA.Ahe.d t>ome. weeh.6 a.go. Unknown people who ma.y chauvinism is so ingrained into my being, how can you expect me to be aware of it withoU: a little help from my friends? be. t>e.e.n wa.nde!U.ng a.bout :the. All I've heard is u!reasonable demands, attempted political manipulation, emotional rhetoric, and a lot of loud sc r eaming . ca.mpU6 du!Ung :the. eaJiiy po~­ ion on tJU..6 week. Me membeM Sometimes you can't get the content for the noise---or the meaning for the decibels. rnFORMA TION please, ladies ...... on the Evai.u.a.ti.on Corrm.U:tee. INFORMATION please, everyone . ... that's what newspapers are about; that's what education is about; that's what we're aboU: Mmed w.i..th the opU6 ~po~ •••. a.nd don'~ 6~U to ALTERNATE, weekly •.. . (truch on wh.i..ch ill a.ilteo..dy out· cULt.ed, a.6 .the ~po~ .i..h bM ed u.pon the. Nw College. on June, 19 70, which we a.U know .i..h naJ dinn~en:t nMm .the CUMen:t NC) the membeM o6 :the Eva.i... Comn will be t> pending m.tch on thw ? .t<..me in South Ha.U, c.op.i..oU6i..y • t>:tudy.i..ng the ~e.po~ a.nd c.om­ Let us make some concession to rea­ pM.i..ng NC will .the t>.ta.ndMcU In the pa.st few weeks I have been pleas­ A moment, please. Despite the eter­ lity: ed (amazed?) to witness a functioning nally recurrent falsetto praise in our ea~ --In order for the non-calendar to on the South~n Conn~ence on New College committee begin to actu­ "It's a risk! It's new! A risk, a risk !"per­ work, in the sense of offering an educa­ CoUegu • k a. note ~o po~­ ally function as a committee. The col­ haps there is still a spare moment to wm­ tion comparable to or better than that a­ lege Cowell has finally "gotten it on" der if this risk is worth its consequences. ~ i~~et>~ed membeM vailable here at present, it would requre with their calendar/non-calendar/what­ The proponents of the new calendar en­ the most thorough and strict organiza­ o n .the NC c.ol"ft11U.Yli,ty, co piu ever idea. courage us to live in danger. "No guts, tion. ew College has never shown itsel on :the ~epo~(which .i..h ov~ No one, including the Cowell, is really no glory!" they cry, in the spirit of the capable of this, not should it need to. Up 600 pa.get> long, a.nd which .the sure what it is entirely. I rec~e it Novocollegiate Superman. B~ here we to a point, freedom and structure opera:e as being two things. First and foremost, find ourselves faced by an unfortunate in a proportional relationship, thus avoid­ Eva.i.. Comn Cha.Mma.n c.i;ted M it is a positive step towards activating the problem--if there is no God, a co 11 esa in& chaos. The non-calendar seems to be bung .the i..ongu~ ~epa~ he potential of our abundant collective in­ education cannot be categorically imp&­ reaction in progressive wool. In any cas; telligence. The Council has provided a rative. Possibilities are open to us, and ca.n ~eca.U in hih 12 fJea.M strict organl.aation runs contrary to the forum for the generation of ideas abou: though the prospect is unattractive, w e spirit and practice of the much-1 a ud e d o6 expe!U.ence will .the Conn~­ college structure/ policyI calendar/ what­ can indeed draw a breath without gettilg New College EXPERIENCE. Without enc.e) ca.n be nou.nd in the SEC ever; regardless of the Council's charge credit for it. S o w e c an a s s u m e a such organization, with so many things (clearly not in the realm of educational college's main project is to offer the best o-66-i..ce, the ~et>~ve MOm in t¢ go wrong, so delicate a system would policy) this is a commendable effort de­ possible education in some ofthosethings yes, deganerate. the. w~, a.nd pM ba.b.ty servant of recognition and support. (Re­ which can be leamed or practiced: h u­ --By inevitably staggering classes, in mot>~ 6a.cui.:ty o 6 cognition and support: fotwarding ideas manities, science, art, etc. We can ex­ the residence of professors, and student's n.<..cu. to Bill Herman or Jono Miller, signing pect only certain desciplines from a co~ FMm p~Wmitt.My ~pow, U attendance, some of a students' 24m:xtl:s a statement of supportin Hamilton Cen­ lege: both the Academy and the doll a r might not be wasted if professrs he WBnts a.ppea.&6 th~ the. ~epo~ .i..h ter or circulating.) Secondly, I recog­ are modest, contrary to the expectations to work with are not in residence s"imm.. nize it as being no more and no less than of Scientology, New College and thelile. a. va.Ud a.nd honu~ doc.umen;t taneously--we assume when we sr;"w~' abou;t Nw College.. M.<.gh.t the preliminary gathering of ingredients. We should not unnecessarily toss a­ that our studeiJt, Arnold, has something The writing of the recipe and the baking way the most 'mpoxtant of ew Colleg~s specific in mind with which to occupy ma.ke. -i~eAet>.ting Jte.a..cUng. of the bread are our responsibility. The spars virtues in an attempt to improve himself. This would not be a problem Cotmcil is merely offering us the use of on them. It is not uofair to attack so lot: in a large shcool, b1X hiring a few m~ Look o.t U i6 you. ge;t a.n their kitchen. Instead of complaining ty, vague and ideal a system as that pro­ oppo!tZunity~-uou might i~n faculty will not solve the problem here. abo~ the cotmcil''l suggested ingredients posed 011 the petty basis that it wouldmt Not to say the college would be worth­ h ome.tfvi..ng about .the. pia.c.e. (yeast, flour and sugar, it seems to me) work and would, failing, leave New Cd­ aess, simply that t would require extra :th~ you. did no~ know. let's get down to the bwiness of bak­ lege students with their thwnbs high in initiative and luck to enable oneselfD ing bread. their proverbial asses; we will go slum - study well, bta: little at all to, as Mr. E. H. Rap Patterson ming. E. Heither pU:s it, "beat off'' for a whiR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? At present both are possible, and sha.Uf be, bU: in inverse degrees of diffichlty. ******************************************************************************************** "B~ yqu aren't thinking positively," cries Bertha C whom we shall meet ag­ PROVOST COMMITTEE REPORT: ain. The non-calendar has a great many • geod points. At the risk of offending de purists, the best of both -systems: --K ep (or modify) the term system I --Expand the· contractual program eco co into the non-calendar system. The 24 month business should still apply,as well as all the other points--neither contract nor all courses would be restricted to Casey Green term system With the increaSed enrol­ lment, the non-calendar option would make possible, it would also be easy to (Facts are presented as statements, and go off campus--in fact, easier, as we rumors, stories, etc, are so designated will see. by a R in parenthesis.) --Add a term and ISP (or seminar a experimental) period during the summa: It will be difficult to fill the sum m e r Historically, Christ has risen, God has period by both non- and combination ca­ been declared dead, and Bill Hamilton is lendars, so there could conceivably be some restrictions on summen off-campu gone--or is he?? The special faculty By assuring a core of non-contract-ual meeting held on Wednesday might be the students for specific t rm periods, both beginning of the second coming of Bill problems are largely eliminated, as well as that of community. Hamilton, returning to the womb of old --Allow contractual students to mac NC. their careers at NC as long or short as they like, etc. The non-calendar has many benefits, non of which cannot im­ But let's go back and look at the situa­ prove our present one. It is import nat tion more historically, with more atten­ to provide an alteatative to institutiOD­ tion to rumor and fact before dwelling alizcd freedom and enforced "progressi­ veness'! We should not sacrifice what is on the faculty vote of Wed. Barcroft re­ a relati~ly good balance and freedom, signed in Oecerrber, leaving an unfilled as we are swe~ off in the rush to ensl~ provost spot. (~arcroft also ltft, per­ ourselves with petty freedoms Comflar­ faculty Comm. on Comm.) and finally the isons do come to mind, notably the sheq: haps in the nick of time, for resentment and ~he .Cmming. to him was high in many faculty pockets two men meet and settle on a third com­ If it were shown that this cornbin:ti:n of poHer--he was not we 11-1 i ked ! ! ) . El­ mittee, which is acceptable to all. The calendar could not inpractice incorpor the most important benefits of the non­ mendorf appoints Charlie ~yons as Acting Provost Comm. is discussed at the Jan fa­ calendar, the problem would certain 1 y Provost, and names a seatch committee culty meeting, and be fore going out to not be solved. But let us not, with Bertm late i n December. Action has reaction, find the man, t he faculty wants the com­ and Arnold, their thighs akirnbo,whilllU= "New . . a risk. " they moan in A quarian and two things result: 1) Some of the mittee to draft a document describing heat. "0! It' so .. .. O!!!Progressive!!" tenured humanities faculty attempted to the job. Provost Comm reports in Feb but pay little heed t o cont nt, content call a meeting of tenured faculty con­ with a document acceptable to the faculty that there be no gap in their enthusiasm. --Men's Writing Committee for Stu­ cerning the appointment; they send the (the bitter taste of Barcroft is evident dent Liberation Pres a statement expressing their concern in the document). The committee begins RICHf ON, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!! about the manner in which the appointment to look for the man who will be the new Jay Peterzcll· .was made (B_: a signed p~tition against provost, somewhat unsure if he is to be Jcl! Coldhagen the appointment??); and 2) Gorfein dif­ a glorified secretary and bureaucrat, or IF QijTD JUST SHUT UP SOMETIME f p s with Elmendorf on the search com- a messiah and leader. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOt·1ETHING 1 ttees, SUL)mits his own comm. (his pow­ --DAVID REISMAN er to do so is that he is Chairman of the (cont'd on pg. 3) ****************************** )

To whom it may concern: To all Brothers and Sisters at HAPPENING It can't happen here. F. Zappa W.e are writing on behalf of the Equiponde­ ~~ew Co 11 e ge : ration of N ecroJ:¥1 iliacs Society. We feel that this segment of the New College com­ munnity is being rudely ignored, and it is The time has come for all of f·lONDAY APRIL 26: certainly tjmc- for the members oft his us to liberate ourselves. Just most vital element to come olll.. like the fags and dykes,we ne­ Meeting for potential June graduates 7 pm Fishbowl We may be making a rather fatous blunder crophiliacs of New College Film: "The Barrier .. Poland 1966 'Hake sure people when we state the above with such convic­ have gotta take a stand! Not see this one'--D. Pini. Asolo at 2:30(65¢) and tion. Pem.1ps these Novocollegians are so that I have anything against acce~Xeq nay, welcomed, by the student the fags or dykes (though you 7:00 and 9:00(80¢) body that, havin~ been too negative in our Concert: Florida West Coast Youth Orchestra 8:15 pm outlook, we have missed the casual yet no­ might call them "gay" or wo­ ticeable evidences of such an atmosphere. men's lib", but I really don't Van Wezel Hall However, we will persist in asserting that we believe that no such broadminded and think they're happey or liber­ TUESDAY APRIL 27: enlightened attidudes exist, that these su­ ated at all), but the're not pressed (but surely not repressed!) person­ the on l..Y so-c a 11 ed "mi nori ty 11 ages are forced to gratify their sensu a 1 College Council meets 11:30 Fishbowl. The non­ needs in a shroud of secrecy. here on campus. How many times calendar, no doubt. Everyone welcome. have you been playing pinball, Lecture: "Bridges of the W_orld" Ralph Ledbetter There S~>em to be several reasons why pres­ jacking off, or just sitting ent conditions are not conducive to the of U.S. Steel 7:30 pm Auditorium growth of a healthy necrophiliac c u l t . around drinking beer, and some Prima:ty among these is that necrophiliacs guy tells you an obviously de­ WEDNESDAY APRIL 28: may feel a bit apprensive about revealing regatory joke about "those themselves, as there has been an alarming stinkin' ghouls"? Once,twice, • rash of anti-necrophiliac humor circulating Faculty t~eeting 3:30 pm Auditorium All students invited. in certain circles. This is an outrage and or three times, maybe? I know Dont miss the coffee and donuts at 2:30 must cease. its happened to me a lot, and I'm sick of it and want to do SEC meets at 6:30pm Fishbowl "is it a bird, is We persevere in requesting the installment i t a p1 ane , no it ' s Sil ve rman 11 of a morgue in any room on the east earn­ something about it. us, all profits, of course, to go to the Bread Board. Each acquisition made by this money WE DEM~D THAT 43.79% OF THE THURSDAY APRIL 29 making venture will bring in approximately $48. 06, after taxes, which is, according to FACULTY BE NECROPHILIACS BY Student court meets 7:30 Fishbowl. Watch someone's our cipherin~. 17. 4% of the available stu­ FEBRUARY 1972. WE DEMA~D 18~ dent funds. Therefore we demand, accord­ OF THE RJNDS . WE DEMA"JD fv'ORE rights be denied! ing to ~ur economic prerogative, the sal7le .aJI1ount of money from the Board each COURSES TO REPLACE THE PRE­ FRIDAY APRIL 30: month as we put into it. SENT OBVIOUSLY ANTI-NECROPHI­ '!fe a~o serve notice to the faculty, admin­ LIAC ONES. WE MUST ALL ~ELP Faculty Ad Libitum 4:30 South Hall. Come see Istration, and students that if, as of 31 Oct­ EACH OTHER TO RISE, TOGETHER! ober 1971, the compisition of the college UP AGAINST THE WALL MOTHER­ your favorites display their best form. community is not 13% necrophiliac, and if Film: "Lola ~1ontez" Cinema-scope 7:00 and 9:00 by that time Necrophiliac Studies Centers FUCKERS. Auditorium 75rt have not been instituted in all three a c a­ demic departments, we, the liberated mem­ Right· on and peace, bers of the New College E. O,N, S., will LOLA MONTES wilbhold our tuition monies until such steps "A:t leM~ 200% p..<..ctwte. Hal.n 4pecta.cte, hal6 meloclJut­ .have been taken. George Krantz ma, ha1.6 4 ex, hal6 g eoJtgeU6 c.o4.tumi.ng." N.Y. PML "One ofi ~e liviliu~, 4ubilu~, mo4~ eleg~ and hau.nt­ Most gratefully yours, (Ove.Jt my dead body! Ed.) ..i..ng mov..<..e eye6 cd6 eve.Jt 6ilmed. " TIMES {N. Y. } Nicolas Schaffner 11 An ex.tlta..oJtd..i..naJty mov..<..e, a. mov..<..e-mov..<..e •• • a.n eye -4paJtk­ Keesha Heimann .t.i.ng 6~0n on t.he fu..6h, Jtoma.nt.i.c. 4t.yle ••• a. v..i..6u.a..U.y da.zzUng, ..i..Jton..i..c. c.omrtent.alty on c.elebJU;ty. 11 V.inc.en.t Ca.ha.by. SATURDAY t-1AY 1: Picnic dinner for boarding students 4:30-5:30 pm by the tennis courts SUNDAY MAY 2: MESSAGES, MISSIVES,& NEAR-MISSES Friends Meeting: 10 am Music Room Folk Mass: 4 pm H-2A Dear Cauldron, Film: "Dr. Strangelove 11 Stanley Kubrick and "A Short History" Czech cartoon 6:30 & 9:00 dear people: How are you going to alter Auditorium Free for the past two years i have been active in men's minds with the garbage what i consider to be the core. of Women's that was floating through MONDAY MAY 3: Liberation: ovemauling our attitudes . to­ wards other people, seeing them as indiv­ your last issue of April 21? iduals just as complex and as important as Film: "Banana Pee 111 starring Jean-Paul Belmondo ourselves. i feel that some of the- attitudes How can an "anti -sexi s t 11 and Jeanne Moreau Asolo expressed in the CA UIDRON last week did at 2:30 (65¢) and nothing to help that cause and will attempt group be so sexist? 7:oq and 9:00 pm (80¢) some constructive criticism (alas, i, too, ZPG Meet1ng: 7:30 pm Music Room have the same faults and may at times lapse Wake up, you are still play­ into metoric). ing their game with their Thanks to: i do not deny that there is sexism on the nc ru]es. It has been decreed campus. it is rampant. i myself have oft felt the pressures (for males can feel just you say, that women are dumb • Casey Green for Refreshments as opressed by these institutions); but con­ and emotional. So you com­ Don Goldberg for Guidance demnation of 'chauvinists' is self-indulgence bat this with a dumb, emo­ Sidney Jones for Help in righteous anger that the cause can ill af­ ford. not only does it do no good it can be tional paper? Right on! Bruce Cleary for Gossip self-destructive. ' God .... for Hamilton You are defeating your own first of all, when we label people by their and all the Sunday night shit-droppers. actions we are not looking at the reasons be­ purposes. You are working hind those actions often times. due to my against the respect that n~rvous state and an underprivileged educa­ you are trying to solicit. tion (mothers will not let their boys sew for for mothers often have been caught in the op­ Anne Duckles pressive society) i am unable to repair own clothes well, so when a friend who sews well offers to sew my jeans and she just happens to be a girl, i resent being called chauvin­ ***************************** istic for allowing her to do me a favor. so Cuddly-~oget.he.Jtneh4 ~pe6 let us _t:ty to remember not to alienate p e o - and a.po c.a.lypilc. a.g.lta/Ua.n.6 ple fro~ the c~use ~y hurriedly callingthem oppressive. al1enat1on is not constructive. ***************************** secondly, if the sexist society we come from has warped a male, let us not condemn him !or being chauvinistic, but rather seek to Bikes & kcesslries help him. one does not scream at the men­ tally ill when one is t:tying to right the i r­ condition. vociferous attacks alienate and do not cure. 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self-righteous anger is fun, it makes one feel strong and holy, but it does not help it hanns. let us not forget that Women's' Liberati<>I\ vitally needed in itself, is a ••• now let.' 4 bty ~ be bJtoa.d-m<..nded part of an overall LIDERA TION of all peo­ abou;t .tJU6 •••• ple (not one-dimensional cardboard struc­ tures 'to scream at) that is finally being at­ Sarasota Schwinn Cyclery tem~Xed in a society where it- is long over­ due. 1533 STAT£ A.._ die ...... ,...., ... ,HOI( STI((T • Har"'ar• People • !5S•CS77 thanx ADAMS 6 HDUSD bill swanson Roll call (unofficial): the following mem­ **************************** Q) bers of the faculty (full-time) were not 3 present: Barry, Fleishman, Bloom, Crouch, New CoUe.ge. Sna.ck Bait ~ Soup Kitchen Fott The. ~ Stevens, Buri, Culbertson, Smillee, Kelly .s:: VonBaeyer Bal~, Shatz, and Paul Wolfe Me.nt.ally Mahr.o~he.d second coming ~ Q) (how could anyone who received the space **************************** CONT'D 3 in the last issue of the paper that Wolfe 0 II) did, not show for the meeting?)! Berggren RECORDS 0 ·; s present, for hi-s fi rs t appea ren ce s i nce 0 N December (something is in the air). All -tA- s.. told, some 27 faculty, plus five student CSNY3 Q) reps, p1 us the pres f dent, p1 us s tucient (Rumor time: El~ndorf, upQn th~ resig­ 0.. ~ visitors attended. nation of Barcroft in December, starts 0.. II) 4 Way Street--Crosby, Stills, Nash, and pushiQg the name of Hamilton as a possi­ Young (Atlantic) ~ Elmendorf states it is a special meeting, ble candidate for the job). c: I have to admit I liked it betterilan I Q) to give attention to the recommendation .s::; Chairman. Dykestra reports of the comrnft­ thought I would. The faults of the previou The committee looks and looks, sorts pa­ ~ tees's recommendation, that Dr. William albums--slickness, banal lyrics, bland v~ pers of people who have been applyin~ for Q) cals--are not as in evidence on this albun > Hamilton be appointed as provost; then i1e Most of the · credit for this goes the job, people recommended for the JOb, ~ ~ turns to Gorfein with a report from the to , who consistently steals the people interested for the job. M~ny are -o Faculty Status Comm (FSC). Gorfein re­ show . His voice adds an edge to the exce9- older men with little e-xperience 1n ex­ s.. sive blending of the other three voices. ~ ports for his committee that he is unsure T~. e c•~teness so evident on the Wood­ perimental education, and some are young­ 0 co of what the FSC role is in administrative Slock co as is minimal here. For a live shew, er men, with little administrative ex­ in !act the instrumentals are restrained alXf 11 11 -o ~ppointments to whic~ Elmendorf responds perience and fresh Ph.D's. . Three. are ~ inkey'mosto! the time . The first Q)s.. that he desires advisory opinions. Gor­ two sides are acoustic, the second two, el­ invited to visit the .campus, _1nclud1ng co fei n then reports that the FSC, in cons i­ ectric--in keeping with a "real" CSNY co~r Bill Hami 1ton. To make a 1ong story cert. The best cuts come in the amplified Q) dering the appointment of Hamilton as pro­ short, Hami 1tor, outshines the others. .s::; portion "Ohio", possibly their best song, is ~ vost, voted the following: 1) If appoint­ given short and savage treatment. The two ~ edhe would have faculty status, but could long jams, while too long, are well exec­ Hamilton William, Or.: B.A.-Oberlin Col- -§, not teach for his first year if office of uted. Ofthetwo, "Southern Man"and lege, 1943; B.D. Union Thological Semjn­ .,.... "CanyOn", the former is the best. The s~ ary, 1949; Ph.D. University of St. An­ c: provost; and 2) that the FSC, by a vote of los are well built and well executed Of 7-3-2, in an advisory opinion, was for the acoustic nmnbers, the best are "On The drews, 1952, 1n Systematic Theology; ~ ~amilton {Gorfein ~ointed out that in nor­ Way Home" and "Cowgirl in the Sand"lbth D.H.L.--Ripon College, 1968. First Blake, ~ mal personnel matters, it requires elght are by Neil Young. then Neitzsche, Dostoyevsky through Ivan ~ votes to approve the appointment. As a Karamazov and in our time, Altizer and ~ have declared that God is menber of the FSC, I feel that if the FSC H H & F Hamilton-~all nad been making anything other than an ad­ dead. What else is new?? .,.... ~ visory opinion, Hamilton would have re- Q) Heads Hands and Feet (Capitol) Hamilton was here before. Professor of ceived the necessary votes--the bw ab­ :== ..:..:=. -- 11 ~ Religion (tenured) and the campus SUper­ stentions, were probably based upon the In the hoopla over the CSNY ~ive, dou­ u ble sit this album may get lost m the shtf­ star11 of New College. And this is a fact LJ.J lack of a complete file on Hamilton, in­ (/) cluding recommendations from people with fle I hope not. This is probably them ost well known, and probably in some offices, Q) S"rPrising double album debut since Sons well resented. .s::; Nhom he is working at Portland State.) of Champlin!s first w1th a couple of excep­ ~ tions, every cut is good. ~ Spearlleaded by lead guitarist ~}bert lee Updated now, to some extent, let's go ~ One issue presents itself during the dis­ the group is easily the most versatile, abun­ back to a few weeks ago, prior to Hamil­ ~ cussion of Hamilton. Why was the search dantly talented in months. They cannot be ~ .s:: handled as it was? Could there have been said to copy anyone Their material ran&• ~ ton's coming down for an interview as a ~ from acoustic, back-to-the-roots countrY a better and more concentrated effort made ~ o provost candidate. Could the Provost Com ::3 hard-edged polished rock. be serious? The faculty would never ac- 0 to find the man to be the provost? This Most of the songs are written by the l~al ~...._....14-l,..._L.M.A~ e. er comp.leie. resolved in singer, Tony Cotton, and the rhythm &=ta­ ~'-i ~l+~~.- • ri~ Ray Smi . They encompass a w 1de well, discussion, was evident in the vote. range' of styles: "C.ol:IDtry __B"st"tlruoy nc Y - as if, yes, Hamilton will be on -Q) Campus this week (he arrived on Wednes­ ~ ral. "Song for S"uzie", a ballad that reeks nr -o Also, what about the vote? Would a close of syrup, "The More You Get, The MoreYou day night, and left on Saturday--retu~n ,.... Want" a funky, rocking song built around ::3 vote rule out Hamilton? Does the provost to Jerusalem?? Good Friday and the f1rst 0 the amazing guitar of Albert Lee. eve of Passover spent again at NC??) and u serve at the pleasure of both faculty and The Album's faults lie in the occasion­ president/ one srave with two masters? Is ally choir-like back-up vocals. This is ma­ yes he will walk across the bay for us, Q) 3 the faculty vote.to be considered an advi­ inly the fault of atTanger Jerry Donahue, an:! talk with us, but as a serious candidate is a minor quibble compared with the grouii> ~ sory opinion? Elmendorf responds that the good points. well, we are still looking further. ~ .s::; final decision is that of the Trustees, The good points start at the bottom To ~ but the faculty vote is a major part of have a good bottom, you gotta have a good But he (He?) arrived, and the charisma, 0 bass. A good bass is Chas Hodges. Moving II) the recommendation. the salesmanshjp, the somethinq he has, all over the place, he still m_anages to g~ue 0 eve~ing together. Rhythm 1cally, he _1 s the something he did, did_ s~met~ing~ _ For 0 N Ah yes, the vote. The minutes record it helped by Pete Gavin on drwns (_even h 1 s the mood was changi~g, eve~ ~s he was -tA- solo is pretty good) and R~y Sm1th on _rhy­ s ti 11 on campus .. Ser1 ous cr1 t1 cs and op­ s.. to be 15 to 8. The breakdown on the vote thm guitar. Leading a vo1ce and playmg Q) off the melody is piano/organist Mike 0' ponents stated they could live with, even 0.. is not in the minutes, but is somewhat in­ ~ Neill who can be Detroit funky or barroan support the man as provost. From lark 0.. teresting: for Hamilton were Shartar, Bor­ II) batTellhouse. Cutting across all this talent wi -th sweet .song of past days, to return­ 3 d~n, Ross, Deme, Morrill~ student reps is Albert Lee (NOT Alvin Lee, for Chriss:H$ Q) ing son (Son?J in the matter of three c: Silverman and Goldberg, Gay, Byrne, Dyke­ he's amazing. You gotta hear this cat to believe. While he gets excessive in spots, days? Q) stra, Doneoke, ~mlth, Riley, Norton, Lyons. .s::; 1e ca n match speed and talent with a f~ ~ licity that staggers the comprehension l-is Faculty Status Corrm meeting with Dr. Wi.l- Q) Voting a~ainst wer Knox, _Clou~h , ~assold, two showpieces are "Countzy Boy" where he does some tasteful flat-picking that'll ~ liam Hamilton, at 4PM, Thursday afternoon, Gorfein (did he change h1s m1nd 1n t~e make Doc Watson look to his laurels and in South Hall. Questions are asked. In ~ last 48 hours before the meeting?), "The More You Get ... " where he just pl-6 and student rep~ Alex Goldstein,. •bloody hell out of his axe and then decl:e s.. war on the saxplayer, Elton Dean,whofWt.s rather he talks freely and talks, well, ~ Barbar~ Glazier, and Jono f~ill er. it out to a dizzy battle in which Albert Lee 0 while looking up (Does he know something co .just lA~TS longer. the rest of us do not? Why does he look -o Indeed some strange bedfellows in these So run, crawl, sneak down to your re­ cord store and obtain this album . Heads, up--ceiling or, well, _inspiratio~? Why tO f groups. Hands and Feet are something_ to be. reck­ does the man who bel1eves God 1s dead co oned with. (WNCR has it so listen m) Yru look up during questioning? Hmmm). So now, an administrative decision has to don't have to trust my purple prose. Listen­ ing's believing. be made (what amounts to mostly an Elmen­ Malcolm Jones And after the dep~rtur~, . the lingering ~ dorf decision), and a recommendation to questions and rumors: Does he really .s::; .,....~ the Trustees must be made. Certainly want the job? Why would he come back to c: looks as if Hamilton will get the offer, Sarasota when his kids had some real pro= >. but also, again, is the question ?f w~e­ blems living here, and his wi~e ~id not -o~ II) ther he will accept (B.: he and h1s w1fe like the place? (Does Dr. Sm1ll~e vote Q) BOOK EXCfiANCE c: 1ave already decided on where they want against the appointment because 1t means -o 3913 Brown Ave. Q) to 1i ve. ) he nas to look for a new place to live?) 3 Rumors, stories, questions. And then, And as for coming events, well yes, they **************************** finally, it comes down to the final act .,.... J1191f3mDd are indeed coming. Another faculty meet­ in the drama. Q) ing is scheduled for Wednesday, April 28 **************************** ~ (this is to be the regular May meeting, .. Faculty meeting at 3PM. Why at 3PM? Usu­ u LJ.J but there may be a lot of business which ally they start at 3:30. Does Bryne sus­ (/) has to get done and finished prior to the pect that this could be a long one? New Q) May meeting of the ~rustee~). On the pos­ notice that the meeting is at 3:30--squash ~ sible agenda for th1s meet1ng could be that rumor. No donuts and coffee, so we ~ the calendar, the contract system, stu­ are off to a g~od start. In~o the teac ~ dent involvement in the personnel process, hing aud, where the show beg1ns. and maybe even the job of provost:!! discussed; if you have anything to say a­ bout the present medical personnel, t e 11 Chuck Denick. The usual shit abo\1: dogs, or vice versa, or whatever; also the problem Uncle Chuck cho\N of dogs in Hamilton Center--no dogs are al­ Students who are interested in be- There will be an Outdoor Buffet Sup- lowed in Hamilton Center and owners are ing interviewed for a position as a . per ( Estepese for a sack hmch?) held for New College Student Governance subject to fine if their dogs are apprehended dorm resident for the 1971-72 academ1c students on the meal plan at 4:30--5:30 shifted into low gear again wednesday night in said edifice. Chuck also announced SSO year should contact tl' e Stu~ent Services on Saturday, May 1st, adjacent to the granted $180 to students conducting the nu­ right on schedule (ten min~Ees late actual­ Office immediately. Appomtments beautiful New College tennis courts. ly--a brief repreive) as the SEC held its tritional survey. will be made by the 15th of May 1971. The reason for this (who needs a rea- weekly meeting and proceeded to millime­ Jono Miller reported that the College Dorm mommy and daddy respon- son to ·have a picnic dinner out in the oper ter its way on down the supel'- highway of Co1.mcil drew up guidelines for dealing with sibilities include taking kindly to 1m- with a scenic view of sweating tennis play· life. late fees. Bill Herman stated that the Col.m­ happy students, being available in ers and nude swimmers?) is that the Flor- The Bread Board of the SEC granted cilin effect approved the 11-month non-cal­ emergencies, keeping track of vacuum ida Conference of the United Church of Jeff Hunter $125, to be matched by $ 1 0 0 endar as it piE o\1: a meno endorsing the cleaners, throwing circuit breakers, Christ will be visiting New College (visit- from S SO, for a theater experiment, the proposition. Jono Miller reported that the and collecting fifty dollars per t~rm ing, hell--they're taking ov~r the p_lace) Caucasian Chalk Circle, to be presented EPC reached a consensm on an all contrac­ for your trouble. --Chuck Derr1ck and will be having a dinner m Ham1lton tual program for next year (if the non-cal­ later this term. Jay Lentini was refused an Center in the evening. additional $50 for Mayday D, C, activities. endar proposal goes through) with one .fa­ Cousin Bill Mr. Derrick asks us to remember that culty member and one student as co-Slgners. NC gets financial support from UCofC on $500 was granted to the Women's Commit­ The EPC also talked abo\1: the fact that it tee, to be matched by $500 from SSO, for HEY! What'sthis Dorm-daddy, both the state and national levels; a col- never seemed to do anything; and it didn't an abortion loan f1.md to be administered Dorm-mmommy bullshit? Twenty- lection will be taken up at the end of the do anything abo\1: ~afu either. The Chair one hUD.dred dollars a year is what . conference and donated to the New C o 1 - by the WC, A request for$150 by Bryan reported that BillHam on was approved R e i d for a student Student Handbook to It seems that some concrete Jt.Stification lege Schol:lrship FlDld . by the faculty for the empty provost posi­ provide all the information necessary for ought to be forthcoming. Maybe we ought to b~ real ~lite and new New student survival that the official tion. Dr. Millerannounced another edition invite them out to have dUUler with us. ? . . Administration Student Handbook can't or of New College would come out this --Bill Herman won't provide resulted in a tie vote of the term and a poetry festival at NSF SEC; the tie was broken in favor of the Kimi Nakata was elected Vice-Cllair­ grant by the Olail'(Silver)man. Finally, woman. The Chair then proceeded to $200 was granted to the newspaper(sl to read Florida's laws on indecent exposure dispense our indispensable whatever it i s lewd and lascivious behavior, etc. in we do (and incidentally so we could tell ~lation to nude swimming in the pool. they did). Big swim-in (Newd your friends--lewd Carly Lay, guest of Kim Me CUtcheon your enemies) Friday night. (Will the NECROPHILIACS TAKE NOTICE! was given a three-week extension. B r u c e Vice-Chairman co-ordinate?) Goldstein, guest of Marc Silverman, was The SEC wasted tw9 hcwrs on ~mall iss­ given a one-week extension. Investigation ues--then Maty Ellen Delaplaine said THE TUESDAY NIGHT SPECIAL ON NEW COLLEGE revealed that Goldstein was staying in room she felt the SEC wasted too much time RADIO WILL FEATURE THE GREATFUL DEAD 338 ("Ah, the magic number!--FS) which on small issues and suggested a conference COURTESY OF ROBERT SMITH AND JOHN DOE. prompted Bill Herman to ask, "Is he wanted of students to deal with larger neglected by the law?"; whereupon one shaggy un - 'Better late than never. TUESDAY APRI~ 27, 7-10 PM, 850 ON THE DIAL kempt dark-haired and -bearded yo1.mg man leapt up from anonymity and "waved Off the record Dan Raff circulated the his arms. (Who was that masked man? rumor that President El. is not IDP to Ain't sayin'. l HEP. Makes one wonder after all the Chuck Derrick, SSO, announced a time wasted, the hassle, and the shit in picnic dinner May 1st for boarding students general--the students vote overwhelm­ due to a UCofC Conference in Hamilton ingly yes and the administration says Center. The matter of a new doctor w as no? COURT REPORT It's Coming Up man submitted a written plea of nolo (and some of it has alreadydied down) The Student Comt met Thursday contendere, claiming he wasn't in his night amongst a considerable group room at the time an~' much to my dB­ REP is dead; long live HEP. The other gOOdies which may crop up. of prerun1ably concemed NC citizens­ grin" he couldn't remember who was well-founded word is that the HEP H all fs not accomplished on Wed:nesd; or more probably, a large audience in his room . The proctor stated h-ei>J" program has been administratively day, then there is the possibility of drawn by the stal'-studded cast of ca>e& Freeman personally to tum down the pigeon holed. The Trustees were ancXher meeting to be held on MayS, First off, or on as the case maybe, soUD.d about 1 a.m. Whatever... st~ not informed abo\1: the program UD.­ which just happens to be the day or was as it was last Thursday,BW Ma­ dents are responsible for the proceQ.. tU the closing moments prior to the before the beginning of the May lone, notorious non-student and ne 1 er ings in their rooms (exce}X 338---n o­ deadline, and word is that they are Trustees meeting do well petitioned the Comt toliftthe body claims it); Freeman was put on a not favorably disposed to the program ban of his presence from campus. Dis­ week's social probation (no loud no~ at this time. And there is also the up and coming cussion revolved aroUD.d Malone'spast 8 p.m. --8 a.m .. ) It was left up toibe May meeting of the Trustees, which conduct on campus, his rights, and the hardy individual as to how to survive a As for other things to watch for, be could be very interesting. general proceedings of the- S t u d en t whole week witho~ one of Doug's part;. sure to check out the coming faculty Comt. Malone was accused of various ies (George Fifield's room of coUl'Se--­ meeting(s??). The next one is All told, the outlook is for a very heinous crimes against women, hum:n­ comtesy of the Weekly Catharsis Comm­ schedulEd for Wednesday, April 28th, busy and hectic six weeks between ity and nature in general;it was pointed ittee) The proctor was also empowered and it looks as if it is going to be a now and ]1.me . Look for much to be out that pethaps most students were to 1) warn anyone violating quiet hourst:> killer, both of time and patience. proposed and adopted in program, guilty of the same crimes and thatMa­ cease making so much noise and/or m~ the result of a "well-what -the-hell-­ Anticipated agenda items could in­ lone had as much a "right" to be o b­ sic 2) warn said violator that if he does let's-try somethin~eJ.se.•ew -end-6ee­ clude a recommendation from the noxious as anyone else. DG-"Doesn't not subside his electricity will be ciEers ot the!- ~L), plus.. yourself a court of law ... " SC--"We remain so. spring may well affect you. 11 claim no such thing. The method of Daryl Laatsch charged with assault of procedure of the Student Court at the Jay Lentini, himself a person of some ir time of the banning and at the time of famy in the eyes of the 2nd term SC, wa; the petition for lifting.the ban was qUE9- told by the Comt to clean up hisact, pay MEMORIAL VAY COALITION tioned, but the Court did not in fact for a dry cleaning bill, and either apol­ violate any of its own Modes of ProCE­ ogize to two guests of Lentini's or be ti6l The .Vw College Memo!Ua£. Va.y Coa.LU.i..on. M pleMe t.o ·dure. Basically what it all comes down to a palm tree in the Palm Court for an a.n.rwun.c.e t.o aLe membeM o t.he Nw College c.orrrrwu.:ty :that to is a lot of students just don't like hour Saturday aftemoon witha sign arani 0 Bill Malone--they paid their money, on. Monday, Ma.y 31, a.no:thVt in. -the .6vU.e6 on gJteat a.n.d his neck saying "I am a potentially dan­ Malone didn't, and he loses. (811: wa~ gerous person. 11 6eJ.>tive c.orrmun{;ty pic.rUC-6 will. be hei.d ou.:t by -the B-B-Q ... BM "Are you aware how much mo­ pU. MoJte d~ Me o!Vthc.omi..n.g, bu;t c.ont!Ubut.ioYL6 ney my father gives to this school?" Below the surlace of all this, there 0 Before he left he promised Walt thatre t.o :seems to be a new social trend evolving . .6hou..td be dUtected Wh.eJt Von Go.tdbeJtg oJt CMey GJteen.. would have him fired. FS--"Well, if Is NC (or the typical NC student)coming W me.mbe.M on t.he Nw College C',omrun,Uy Me in.vUed. he doesn't get you fired, W alt,the dr of age as an institution? If New Con~ We hope t.o ha.ve moJte. clUc.ken, moJte 6ood, moJte beVt, a.n.d .ool will fold because his father stoppei is to be a community, its members IWSt moJte a.c.:t<..vilie!.> noJt an'.. P.ta.n. ahead. giving usmoney, and you'll be out of a be responsible ones. Everyone can do job anyway. ""Malone wasbanned !rom more-or-less what they want, but t hey campus for three more weeks and will must not violate the rights of others. A be permitted back after that time"on sense of community, common comtesy, $•:..... ~·~(-=-~~~~·A+Ho'-''""'oO't. probation'' . consideration . ..-if one cannot shew I'm sure you've all heard aboiEtlE a simple human decency toward his fel­ :~:THE CHEESE SHOP ! 4:00 Mon rooming loud noise em ana­ low, pe-maps it shall have to be surgic• :~: ·OF STrA. ARMAI'IDS CIRCLE :~: ting from Doug Freeman's room at ... ally extractcl from him. "That ain't noise--that's music! 'Free- Jack Jordan ·=·+ •!•+ ...... + + • , I + • r~. - • • ••:· IMPORTED CHEESES •:·• ••:• from around the world •0 JULES' MUSIC CENTER • •+ Complete line of musical ·!· GOURMET FOOD--BEER & WINE ·:· t + instruments and accessories t Weekly Specials -:· --fine classical guitars-- Danish Fontina ~ - .. EA6Y TO CEAL WITH .. 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