Part-time job ads may misrepresent promises by BethBlenz One ofthecompanies (Southwestern,adivision Two companies which advertise part-time stu- ofTimes Mirror) wasn'teven inthis area.If you dentemploymentatUCIandotherUCcampuses wanted to work for them, you had to go to have come under criticism byUCI CareerPlan- Tennessee or some other out-of-state area, and ning and.Placementofficials forfalseadvertising. take your chancesin finding aplace to live while Subsidiaries of Alcoa and Times Mirror cor- you worked," she said. porations advertise fixed salary part-time em- InareportbyJohnSkaronofthe UCLACareer ploymentonflyers postedonmanyUCIbulletin Planning andPlacement Center,the Southwest- boards.However,the "part-time employment"is ernsales trainingprogramisexplained.Students, actually door-to-door sales work of cutlery and it states, are given $15-20 for one-week motel encyclopedias, salaried by commission only. lodgings at the Nashville headquarters. A region "The mostrecentadgoingaroundcampus is the is then assigned to each salesperson, and only 'Earn $5.18 per hour Alcoa Co. poster," said cities with populations of less than 30,000 are Linda Defeo, UCI career planning and place- visited. ment recruitment advisor. A student calls the Thebiggestproblem with the companies,how- number ontheposter,andgetsabunchofevasive ever, is the evasive attitude of the employees, according toDefeo. answers about what kind of work is involved. "Istoppedaguyone daywho wasputtingupone Then they're asked for their name, age and of the posters, she said. "Iaskedhimifhe could telephone number, and signed up for an inter- come to the Career Planning and Placement view." office sometimeto explainhiscompany's policies - Defeo addedthatstudentswhowenttothe"high andthe exact natureof the work.But hegot mad STUDENTSBEWARE JohnGrahampuzzlesoverpart-timejob pressure" interview,and signedup for the sales andrefused." listingsposted $70 around campus. Some of the adshave comeunder work werethenrequiredtobuya$40to sales Defeo isconcerned that studentsare not aware criticism recently for misrepresenting their salary claims. kit. of the misrepresenting ads. New University

CALIFORNIA, UNIVERSITY OF IRVINE October 18, 1977/Vol. 10/No. 7 NEW HORIZONS Grant promotes science careers for handicapped A grant has been awarded to dents to realize their potential money are still being devel- UCI by the National Science for science careers. oped. According to Hoy, "we Foundation for a pilot program hope tohave theprogramoper- to show handicapped students ational this quarter. opportunities Another important part of the the available as program,accordingtoUCIoffi- science careers. Dr.Daniel C. Wulf, associate cials, will be to acquaint em- of the school ofbiological ployees and faculty with the dean According to John C. Hoy, sciences, will be in charge of vice-chancellor of university physical requirements of vari- academic planning. The result and student affairs, the grant ous science careers. of his work, he said, "will get was slightly less that $26,000 physically handicapped per- and UCI was one of less than Hoy pointed out that for the sons into science areas that up twenty institutions to receive first time grantshavebeengiven to now they thought have been any money. out by NSF for a handicapped closed off to them." studentprogram."Theyusually "Ithink we got the grant be- spend most of their money on Some UCI officials see the BY RESERVATIONONLY-ICS officialshopethat thenew cause the application report research.That'swhyIthinkit's beginning recog- computerterminals willendlonglines grant as the of reservationsystemfor was so candid and so thorough important wedo a firstrate job, nition for handicapped stu- in the terminal room. and it demonstrated that the so other schools will have the dents' educational needs. Mi- faculty has been responsive," opportunity to recieve such noritiesand women,as they see said Hoy. grants." it, have had their educational Students reserve problems surfaced. The handi- "The whole program," added capped are now beginning to Hoy "is an effort in increase All plans for use of the grant have their voice heard. terminals in ICS thenumberofhandicappedwho byMonti Rieman willfind careersinscience. We numbers with Informa- will also be trying to find sum- Students who have account UCI's jobs so can employment and Computer (ICS) computer facility may mer students get UCI tion Sciences experience to help make up have to reserve a terminal up to six daysinadvance. "The reservation plan was implemented because people their minds." had severe problems last fall quarter in getting a computer system's highest aspect is terminal todotheir classwork, ChuckCatlett,ICSmanager "Another important byDavid Stoner ofpublic services said."15 to20people wouldbe waitingin that we will be developing role of UC students so other handicapped Arecent studyon employment patterns revealed line at one time touse a computer." models that 10percentmore studentsareemployedatUCIthanany other "With the new system, students can be assured that a students can raise their hori- area zons," Hoy. UC campus. terminalwillbe waitingforthem whentheycome. There said Over 5y percent ofIrvine's students are employed,according to few free access (non-reserve) terminals for students who thestudybyUCCommunity PlannerIraFink.Theloweststudent want to take their chances," Catlett said. employment rate 32.4percent at UC Santa Cruz. However, spokespersonsaid, department feels The money will be spent for is anICS "The workshops and special Sizeanddiversity ofthejobmarketdeterminesthe amount ofoff- that the terminal reservation system won't always work for faculty seminars to deal with any campus employment. Campuses located in metropolitan areas them." were tohave more opportunities for students than the special problems, according to said job ones in ICSpurchased tenports (connectionsbetween terminal Hoy. "They'll help the student rural areas. andthe maincomputer) on theDigital Equipment Corpora- "Off-campus job opportunities at UCI are due mostly the If terminalis available,butmore find out where they should go to tion(DEC-10) computer. a for engineering, biological efforts of the Career Planning and Placement Center,"said UCI than10operators areloggedon(usingthe computer),noone Career Placement Interviewer Linda "We've expanded log sciences, physics or computer Defeo. a else will be able to on. science careers." lot in the past two years." "The department feels it would be too bad if someone Vicki Freimann, UCI co-ordinator of Housing Services said, reserved a terminal and came a long way to find that he (in study)is important in on," they're "This typeof data the determining what couldn't log the spokesperson added. "Sonow The grant will also pay for types of jobs are needed in the campus area." workingon aportreservation system.But it'sreally compli- speakers at various planned The study also shows that off-campus employment affects cated, and a long way from implementation." programs as wellas foranation- (such "Star patterns of transportation for students. Students employed off Computer facility officials saidgameplaying as ally distributed pamphlet on campus were twice as likely touse cars as primary Trek") priority regularcomputer their means of onthe terminalhadno over science careers for the handi- school transportation than students employed on campus. Over work. capped. 7,800 students drive to and eve»y day. terminal," spokesperson from UCI "Evenifsomeonereserved the the Married students were more likely to be employed than said."Ifsomebody'splayinggames, someoneelsewho wants according non- the UCI personnel will visit high married on everyUC campus, to the study.Men were to do classwork can "bump (remove) the player from likely employed women, terminal." [con't on pg.11] school and college campuses to more to be than and as academic levels encourage handicapped stu- rose, employement rates increased. 2 Opinion/Editorial October 18,1977 New University Handicapped evicted on misunderstanding

A recent "misunderstanding" between administration officials and the Handicapped Student Association (HSA) allowed com- muter student advisors to remove a therapy bed and rearrange furniture in half of HSA's trailer space without any advance notice. Theirabruptevictionofthehandicappedstudentsindicates alack ofcommunication,thoughtandresponsibility.Inaddition,a question is raised as to the administration's promise in campus organizations

HSA was giventhe two-office trailer space temporarily last year "until a room was decided upon."according toHSA co-chair Jim Mitchell. However, Sally Peterson, associate dean of students, claims the space was tobe sharedwithcommuterstudent advisors. Who actually removed the bed is not known. Neighboring Veteran'sConspiracymembersremembered seeing"oneormore' advisors carryingoutabedused fortherapy andexercisebymany of the handicappedstudents.One commuteradvisor,Gary Geils, claimedhedidn tknow whohadremovedthebed,butthatit"didn't matter" because it was "non-functionalanyway." But who were they to determine what was functional and what wasnot? Andwhogave themthepermission tocomeunannounced andremove private propertyfrom an office.' HSA's therapy bed has since been returned to the office, and officialsare searchingfor apermanentspace forboththemandthe commuterstudent advisors.Inthe future,however,administrative decisions and priorities should be agreed upon by all involved Letters to the editor parties. Maybe that way,fewer "misunderstandings" will occur.

the cloudy area of distinguish- ing amongqualified applicants, Grievance policy Bakke and they will consider the life and Bakke and death social need to provide teachers basic medical attention to min- veterans ority people throughout our okay all nation. Dear Editor, after To the editor: Inoneofyourparagraphs you Lastweek theNew Uerroneouslyreportedthat UCI'sAcademic As the largest higher educa- It is important to distinguish state that,theintegration ofthe Senate changed the options of the Academic Grievance panelso. tion affiliate of the American standards for admission from races into the mainstream of that studentscouldnolongerrepeatcoursesinwhich theyhadbeen Federation of Teachers in the standards for graduation. At American societycannotbeac- state, representing more than complished overnight. It has discriminated against.Infact,studentsmay repeatthosecourses,if col- worst,theUC admissions pro- they so choose. 3600 state university and gramtakesachance onstudents only been a century since the leges faculty, the United Pro- who may not be able to make Civil War, andbarely adecade The senate's actionisavalidone.Studentswhofeel theyreceived fessors of California wishes to the grade:itplacesnooneunder since the civil rights act was apoor grade in acoursebecauseofaproblem withthe teacher may record itsdissentfromtheposi- any pass or grad- signed. Trueequality willnotbe tion our national obligation to appealtothegrievancepanel.Ifthepanelmembers findthe student of federation. uate these students as physi- forthcoming for several more was discriminated against in some manner, they may wipe the We are extremely distressed Again, nothing generations. suit to cians. itis but a grade off his transcript. Then,if the class is a requirement for a that the Bakke threatens vicious smear to suggest that In reference to your para- degree or the student wants to repeat it,he may. turn back the clock on years of minority physcians graduated graph, youmentioned the Civil vigorous efforts to end ethnic War. What does the Civil War in the by the Universityof California We regret the error— and support the senate's action. and sex discrmination are suspectbecause of the spe- have to do withfreedom ofall areas of educational opportun- cial admissions program. We races(Asian, Mexican,Blacks, ity and job advancement. canand shouldpresume thatall Vietnamese,etc.). As a former students graduatedby thehigh- Americanminority footsoldier, The controversial admissions ly qualified faculty of the med- it ishard torealize that youfeel New University policy which sets aside sixteen ical school meet appropriate integration needs generations EDITOR of 100 medical school admis- standards. beforechangeswillcomeabout. Jim Parker sionsslotsforminority students In my opinion it is doubtful was adopted by the facutly of that you ever shareda fox hole MANAGING EDITOR ADVERTISINGMANAGER the UCDavis MedicalSchool. The tragedy of this case is with a fellow American orhave Richard Clucas John Lamb These faculty are charged with that Mr. Bakke and his sup- eatenoutofaboxofC rations. have the NEWS the responsibility for maintain- porters singled out Youmay feelthattheCivilWar EDITORS FEATURESEDITOR wrong target. The problem is old, Beth Blenz and Alan Schoff je ing academic standards in the is a century butIstillhave ff Ettinger medical school and have, we not thatqualifiedminority stud- my grandfather's draft card ADVERTISING belive,the strongest claim to ents are admittedover qualified from WWI in which he was SPORTS EDITOR concern for the quality of their Anglostudents. Theproblem is drafted from El Paso, Texas. Frank Caterinlcchio SALESPERSONS graduates. They apparently do that many qualified medical Myuncle wasinthe invasionof Connie Cannon not that the ultimate school applicants are turned Normandy and up believe away walked the cniTOR Frank Glbbs quality of their graduates is while medical costs are boot ofItaly through Germany FINEcriKic adtcARTSEDITOR Jennifer Poage sky high and millions of im- Steve Manseau jeopardized by their special to Czechoslovakia. My cousin Steve Wolfe admissions program. poverished Americans go beg- was killed inKorea. As a little ging for proper medical atten- boy Ican still remember my PHOTO EDITOR ADVERTBINQPRODUCTION tion.Theculprits are not the16 aunt receiving the American Mitch Evans G*" Und The sixteenminority slots are minority students admitted at flagfromchromehelmted white maintained a/nonqualified ap- the UC Medical School.but NEWS EDITOR a soldiers. The Americn flag was Copyr««» rwi, ASSOCIATE plicants. It is vicious distor- those forces within the medical draped over a casket. Desk peter Sundquist tion to suggest that minority closed Tracy Taylor . profession which have worked Fourteen years later Iwent to students admitted under the successfullyfordecades to limit Viet program are unqualified. Name via first MarinePa- PRODUCTION BUSINESSMANAGER the supply of medical doctors cific Force. Laurie Dibble Barbara Dittrick within this nation.Ithaspitted My son is now 11 years old. Mr.Bakke'sclaim is thatheis Anglos against minorities and Where will he have to go 10 Unsigned editorials represent a majority opinion ofthe somehow "better qualified" men against women whilebasic yearsfrom now?Nomy friend, New Univeristy editorial board. Signed articles and art- thanminority studentsadmitted inequities in our societygo un- theprice toliveinthissocietyas work are theopinions oftheindividualwriters andarenot aheadofhim. While itmakes a touched and a privileged ele- anequalhas alreadybeenpaid necessarily those of the New University, ASUCI or the greatdealofsense todistinguish ment within the medical pro- inbloodandemotions.Wehave University of California. between the qualified and the fessionlaughs allthe waytothe spent our time inhell! The A- The editors reserve the right to use their discretion in unqualified, the judgement of bank. mericandreammustbeareality publishing letters and they may be editedfor libel orfor who is better qualified among Sincerely, now! Integration now! spaceconsiderations.AlllettersmustDesigned;allmaterial qualified people is at best fine, Warren Kessler Don'tgivemethatmananabit! submitted becomes theproperty ofthe New University. andat worstarbitrary.Whatthe President That's discrimination! UCfaculty are sayingwiththeir UnitedProfessorsofCalifornia Sincerely, admissionspolicyisthat within (AFL-CIO) Un Veterano New University October 18, 1977 Opinion 3 ■ ■ Jailed for 2Vi years, Indians still await fate by Larry George longesttimespentbehindbarsbefore trialinthehistory Red Shirt has admitted participating in the murder. Ours is an age ofmasquerade, and so we refuse to of California-kept drugged, repeatedly beaten and But he wasnotcharged— hehasbeengrantedimmunity accept things at face value. Conscious people realize hospitalized while incustody, and finally brought to in exchange for his testimony against Skyhorse and that behind the circus of "free speech" and corn- trial under the most riduculnns of circumstances. Mohawk.Hehastakenthe witnessstandwhile severely modified truth lies a quivering substructure of deceit Thejudgepresidingoverthe trial,for instance,Floyd intoxicated(ina "state of acceptedcoma") more than and oppression. Dodson, wasbroughtoutofretirement (afterlosingre- once, and has admitted under oath to having lied Thehistory of U.S.expansionon this continentis a election by a landslide) especially to direct these "approximately 1,000 times" since the start of the sordidtales ofgenocide andplunder,astory nopeople ludicrous proceedings. For his efforts he is being proceedings. Headmitted lyingabout PaulSkyhorse's couldentertainaspartoftheirpast withoutsufferingthe rewarded tothetuneof$50,000ayear.Hisincome will presence in the cab onthe night of themurder. hardandexpensive nightmaresofcollectiveguilt.Thus abruptly cease with the culmination of the Skyhorse- Last Monday, tiring ofthe theatrics and evasionson when we are reminded of that history, it must be Mohawk trial. It's no surprise , then, that when an the part of theprosecution's witnesses,oneof the five concealed behind the mask of liberal apologetics and agreement was submitted, signedby both the defense defense attorneys (animpressive coalition headedby token concessions. and the prosecution, which wouldhave resulted inthe Leonard Weinglass)directlyconfrontedMarcie Eagle- But when thosepeoples that have beenoverrun and immediaterelease ofbothdefendantsandthe termina- staffonthe witness stand: Isn'tittruethat youinfact uprootedbyU.S.invasions turn andthrow this history tionofthis farce,lame-duckDodsonvetoedthe appeal. committeed the murder, along with Marvin Red Shirt inour faces, demanding that we recognizeit andmake He has throughout the trialdone little to disguise his andHolly Broussard?" Eaglestaffchose the saferside fair retribution, the power structure reacts brutally, bias toward the prosecution: with the sensitivity of a ofvalor andpleadedthe fifth.Sheisnow undercustody. using whatever means lie at its disposal-with no battleax,heseemsdetermined tosee thiscase— his-last- Absolutely "nophysical evidence"exists connecting qualms about arbitrarily destroyingcareers,lives,and battleax,he seems determined to see this case his either Mohawk or Skyhorse with the crime, stated entire cultures initscompulsion to uphold the mythof last —bow to the caprice ofhis will. Detective Thomas Odle, the primary police witness, American supremacy and the legitimacy ofU.S.rule. Other mtersting characters peripheral to the case under crossexamination. Yet with only the testimony The calculated and systematic infiltration and des- induce"BlindDove"— a whitewoman who,posingasa ofanadmittedparticipantinthemurder (whois walking tructionof thethe AmericanIndianMovement (AIM) Native American droveMohawk and Skyhorse to an the streets only because ofhis "cooperation") tobase in the late1960s andearly 1970sby the F.B.I, is well AIMrally in L.A. on the day of the killing. Douglas the prosecution's case on,bothmen havebeenincar- Durham, who perjured himself at the Paul Skvhorse ceratedfor twoandone-halfyears withoutbail,andare sanity hearingby posing as a clinical psychologist, is only now beinggivenanopportunity tostandeven this "The calculated...destruc- now lecturing for the JohnBirch society, anorganiza- presposterous excuse for a trial. Why? Southern California has the largest urban tion of the American In- concentrationofNative Americans inthe country,and much of the money going to trials of AIM members dian movement in the late involved in the Wounded Knee confrontation and elsewhere originated here. When Mohawk and Sky- 1960s and early 1970s by horsewerearrestedforthe"ritualistic"murder ofAird, FBIis sympathetic AIM supporters, both Anglo and Indian, the welldocument- werestunned,and the unityand solidarity of theIndian ed. Most of the founders community was shaken. and leaders of the move- "...both men have been in- ment are"now either injail carcerated for two and or dead. one-half years without documented. Most ot the founders andleaders ot the bail, andare only now be- movement are now either in jail or dead.Muchof the activity ofthe F.B.I, wasblatantlyillegal,anditsmode inggiven an opportunity to of operationhas not changed since. " Thelegalandpenal systemsinthiscountry workfist in stand...trial. glove withthe organsofdomesticrepression. Weneed onlycompare recent criminal trials to get someidea of The ruling class of this society is conceitedly and which class the benefitsofthis dubious judicial system Paul Skyhorse and RichardMohawk maliciously exercisingallofitsresources tosubvert and accrue to. abort the resistance of ethnic and political organiza- In a number of trials involving AIM activists,evi- tions in this country far beyond the bounds rightfully tionknown forexhibitingall thetactandinsightofrabid of dencehas indicatedthat AIMmembers are prosecuted FBI opera- delegated to it by the constitution and charters Dobermans. Both, conincidentally, were domestic secret police organizations. soley on the basis of their association with the move- tives. the of Wounded Knee in1973, The type oftotalitarianmentality pervading the FBI, ment. With liberation Andthis is only thebeginning.Theprosecution's case in democracy, U.S. Governmentrealized that Native Americans Marvin BIA and CIA is unconscionable a and the rests on the testimony of one witness— Red repression groups are williing tofight with whatever force necessary the Shirt,along two women-Holly the extentto which of suchas AIM Shirt.Red with Brous- to all liberties. The continuedpillagingofIndianland— richinoil,coal,and sard and Marcie Eaglestaff-hired a taxi driven by hasbeen carried onis a threat our uranium— by the occuyping F.B.I, andB.I.A. armies absurdities and horrors that have accompanied this George Aird totake them from LaurelCanyon to Box history only taking newform with which are currently acting under the direction of Canyon. All had been drinking before the ride, and wholedisgusting are corporationslikeExxonandAmex.Moreimportantly, fare. the political incarceration and persecution of Paul between the three had only five dollars for cab andRichard Mohawk. theyrealizedthattheycouldnotafford tohave their real They arrived at Box Canyon around ten o'clock that Skyhorse intentionslet out of the bagby any group, least of all r night, Red Shirt at the whell of the taxi. Less than an Anyone concernedabout theabominable treat- AIM. hour later, Aird was dead of stab wounds. When kangarootrialsinvolves mentofNativeAmericanpoliticalprisoners and Thelatestinthislongseriesof investigatorsarrived,RedShirt,Broussard,andEagle- Skyhorse-Mohawk case two AIM organizers, Paul Skyhorse and Richard possesion of especailly about the staff were wearingbloodyclothing and in can contact the Skyhorse-Mohawk Defense Mohawk. Arrested for a murder that no one who has Aird's personalbelongings. Broussard was carrying a the committed, they Committee at (213) 383-1297. seen evidence could believe they knife with a"substance whichappeared tobeblood"on an oncampus werejailed withoutbailfor twoandone-half years-the Therewillbe AIMspokesperson it (subsequently "lost" by the prosecution),and and- today at noon in Gateway Plaza. John Trudell other knife hidden under papers bearing Red Shirt's willspeak about the Skyhorse-Mohawkframe- bloody fingerprints was found-and also "lost" by the up as well as other current trials of Native prosecution. was subjected to a major; When Red Shirt Americanpoliticalprisoners. Larry George is ajuniorhistory hepromises to polygraphic test,it indicatedthathe waslying whenhe reappear on thesepages. denied stabbing Aird. —Carter risks war not peace over Mideast situation— by Robert K. Olsen ago. Inreaction tothis, the Arab states will never fully This, however,is just what President Carter is doing. defining Inpolitics,onepartyoftendoes what wouldhavebeen accept an independent Israel, and have three times In the recent Soviet-American declaration expected from another.Forexample,it took aparty of borne considerable loss to war against her. the terms of the proposed Geneva agreement, Carter to initiate detente has consorted with one mortal enemy of Israel, the "Cold Warriors," the Republicans, Because of these insoluble religious andideological "legitimate the Now, it has taken apartymost Soviet Union, to recognize the rights" of with Communists. differences,it is only fear ofdefeat that restrains the another,the Palestinians. strongly associated with the influential, American, Arabs from attacking Israel, (or vice versa for that Jewish community, the Democrats, to anger and dis- matter.) Ifat anytime Israelshould appear vulnerable, With friends like these... iy j, may the State of Israel. as shedidin1967andduringtheholydaysor / ner If Carter is really serious about Palestinianrights, (a There is no doubting that American-Israelirelations traditionalenemies will surely move against her,and codeword for a Palestinian homeland which would are at a new low, with President Carter and Foreign here,clearly, is where the United States comes in. radicallyrestructure Israel,andwhich hasneverbeen a Dayanhaving feverishly deny that Minister Moshe to military negotiable issue to theIsraelis), thenAmerican-Israeli meeting was "brutal," tosayjust By providing Isreal with the hardware she theirrecent butunable needs, guaranteesher ability to repel relations are onlygoingtoget worse, which,according it the United States formula, what was. invading forces and thus makes attackingIsreal a bad to the above invites another Mideast war.In short,by "peace," This state of affairs is all the more remarkable con- deal. By appearing to falter in her support, the U.S. so wholeheartedlypursuing Pres- sideringhow quickly it hasarisen:everything was fine leavesIsrealaneasymark,andinvitesanArabassault. ident Carter is setting the stage for war. untilafewmonthsago.Then the Carter-Vance foreign GenevaPeace If the United States is to support Israelat all,thenit policymachine decidedtoforce another any good conference, the troubles began. must do so fully, in order to do Israel at a and bargaining table. LetPresident Carter quithiscrusade Zealously crusading for Geneva, even bringing the for "'peace"andmove solidlybehindIsrael.Only then Soviets into the picture,Carter seems unaware that a can the rational dislike for useless war impossible, a workable, call sworn realMideastpeace is and that enemies to a bargaining table, there to construct a "temporary" agreement, such as has existed since practical, working agreement, if never a realpeace. 1973, is the best we can hope for. Isreal,expecially .under Prime Minister Menachem Begin,believes that she occupies landrightfully hers, RobertK.Olsenis asophomoregeographymajor who "all of Judea andSamaria," asBeginlikes tosay, that willbe contributing to thesepagesfrom time to time. was given to ger forbears by God some 5,000 years 4 News October 18,1977 New University 'Superwoman' featured at leadership program by man," beginningandadvancedassertiontraining Connie Cannon body workshops: InordertomeettheOctober19thdeadline,Gail as well as a series of Resnik, assistant deanof students for Women's -The "Superwoman"discussionisdesignedto Programs and Community Service Projects, is help women strike a balance between expecta- encouragingall women tosignupimmediately for tions and realizable goals. the Women's LeadershipRetreatin 260Admin- -The Assertion training will be led by Marion Jacobs,formerly directoroftheUCICounseling istration. director the TheLakeArrowheadretreatis sponsoredbythe Center and currently of Psychologi- UCIWomen's Pograms andis scheduledfor the cal Clinic at UCLA. The $10 -The purpose of the body workshops is, ac- weekend of October 28th. fees are for Resnik, question "Why students and $20 for staff members. There are cordingto to answer the staff scholarships as well as car pools andbus do women hate theirbodies?" transportation available. Other workshops scheduled are "Career Plan- "The retreat was highly successful last year," ning," "Organizational Development" and said Resnik. "We had over 120 women take "Roles and Relationships." advantage of the opportunity to meet with other "The fantasy is that UCI women will become womenand totalk withother womenaboutissues more interested andinvolved in women's activ- ities," up. of conern to women." Resniksummed "Atleastone timethis LEADER- Gail Resnik, assistant dean of students for Women's year they'llhavethe chance tokickback-to talk Programs hopes this year's Women's Leadership Retreat is as Some of the issues to be focused on this year andlearnaboutthemselves.Ifnothingelse,that's successful as last year's. photoby Connie Cannon include a panel discussion entitled "Superwo- a great goal." push Non-smokers initiative Women honoredat A coalition of two California non-smokers' Marlboro Man to give up his habit. We merely rights groups is working to place a CleanIndoor want to keep him on his own range." Air Initiative on the ballot for a 1978 general CCIAPresident SusanKennedyindicatedthat political luncheon election. the CleanIndoor Air Committee will seek over 500,000 A meeting honoring Orange County's elected women The Clean Indoor Air Committee, chaired by signatures ofregistered voters."Iknow will Saturday, 12,atthe Airport- physiologist we'll go 'over the top' in 312,404 officials beheld November exercise Dr.James WhitefromUC collecting the er InninIrvine bythecounty chapterofNationalWomen's San Diego,manages the coalition of the Group signaturesrequiredtoqualify theinitiative for the Political Caucus. Against Smoking (GASP) and Californians for ballot. With CCIA and GASP workingtogether The luncheon willfeature Dr. Carlotta Herman Mellon,a CleanIndoor Air (CCIA). we'll do something the State Legislature has formerprofessorofPolitical who protect rights ScienceatPomonaCollege refused todo: the of Californians to is now on leave serving as appointments secretary for "Theinitiative isnecessarytoprotectthehealth breathe air free from tobacco pollutants." Governor JerryBrown. ofnon-smokers whoinvoluntarilyinhale tobacco California State Chief Justice Rose has also fumes inenclosedpublic placesand employment OntheUCIcampus, smokingis alreadylimited Bird been areas," byaPolicyonSmoking releasedlast January invited. saidDr. White. by Guestsattheluncheonwillbe seatedatsmalltables with at Paul Loveday, president of California GASP the Chancellor'soffice. official, including main policy states, least one woman city council members insists the coalition is not attempting a new The tenent of the "Unless mayors, and board of members. prohibitionmovement. quarrel otherwise posted, is permitted in education "Wehave no with smoking not Themeeting will be opento the public and the cost will be smokersconsiderate enoughtoconfine theirhabit Universityof California,Irvine facilities without $12.50. to private places, the out-of-doors or designated the consent of allpersons present." smoking areas.We are not trying toconvince the [con't on pg.II] NEWS NOTESNEWS NOTES NEWS NOTES

oldestprints date back to the 18th a ride down to Corona Del Mar MUNICH SPEECH and19th Centuryandinclude Chi- beach for the afternoon, (10 miles nese woodcuts., Indian miniature round trip) so bring a lunch and a Dr. Arthur J. Lange, Jr., acting director of paintingsandmanuscripts andmas- friendandworkonyourtanjust one counseling sevices at UC Irvine,will deliver ters worksby such artists as Hiro- lasttime. For moreinformationcall keynote shige, Kuniyoshi,and Kunisada. 752-5290 or 752-2780. the address when the European The modern pieces consist of a branchof the American Personnel andGuid- large group of original wookcuts, MISCELLANEOUS ance AssociationmeetsinMunich,Germany, etchings, iithorgraphs, serigraphs TheWomen'sProgramBoardwill and mezzontints created by such again be sponsoring the Women's October 20-26. Leadership speak "Cognitive worldrenownedcontemporariesas Retreat It willbe held He will on Behavior The- Saito, Azechi, Mori,Katsuda, and October 28-30, 1977, at the Ar- rapy" andconducttwoworkshopsonthe same Maid. rowpines Conference Center,Lake topic at the international conference. A reresentative willbe present to Arrowhead. Dr. Lange cognitive S~ EXHIBITS answer questions about the work, The.retreat will feature workshops describes behavioral artists,andthevariousgraphic tech- on assertion training, self-defense, therapy as a new,practical approach to ther- The NagHammadi Codices, dis- niquesemployed. sports,health, apanelon "The Su- coveredinEgypt in 1946, contain Printsare shown apy that teaches people to control their in open portfolios in an informal per Woman Myth" and support writings of primary importance for atmosphere groups. The retreat open to thoughts, emotions and behavior. understanding religion and you are invited to is all way the ancient browse through this fascinating campus women, students $10 and "It's a of coping with psychological of Gnoticism. facutly/staff$20. difficulties, syncretistic and well-described collection. The using a self-help orientation. It's This movement flour- price range Scholarshipsare avaialbefor staff ished in the lateHellenistic period is wide and there is a not abstract like many traditional therapies," treasure tobefoundformost every- andhandicappedwomen.Thedead- and interacted with Judaism, line tosign-up he said. Christianity,and philosophical one's budget isOct.19.Forreser- the vationsandinformation,contactthe traditionsofthe time.Theseancient DeanofStudentsOffice, Dr. Lange, who teaches acourse inapplied Coptic books decribe a mythical LECTURES X7253. behavioral science,is co-author the and mystical understanding of life of book and reality which has influenced Professor Murray Rothbard will "ResponsibleAssertive Behavior,"published give twospeechesat theUniversity A major one-day symposium on Westernculture to thepresenttime. "The Future of Society, involving, in 1976. In connection with this exhibit of Califronia, Irvine on Nov. 4, -" 1977. The first speech five internationallynoted authorit which willbe displayed in the Li- is in the ies brary lobby 15, afternoon at 2 pm inSST 220. His on energy,biology,information PILLSHEAD ANONYMOUS untilNovember a speech entitled, management talk entitled,"OrthodoxyandHere is "An Australian and the historical fu- Pill Heads Anonymous, a newly organized sey in Early Christianity" willbe Critique of Welfare Economics." ture willbepresentedby the Uni- the Anony- given by Professor James Brashler Admission is free. The second versityof California,Irvineandthe group modeled after Alcoholics speech in the evening is entitled UCIIndustrial Association onFri- fellowship, now meets regularly every on October 24, at 3 pm in SST day October mous 220. 'The EconomicFuture."It startsa 21. Monday evening at 8 p.m. at CareManor Mr.Brashler, assistantdirectorof at 7:30 pm in the Social Science Up to100 tickets willbeavailable Hospital in Orange,401South Tustin. the Institute for Antiquity and Hall. Seats art limited so tickets freetoUCIstudentsona firstcome havebeenissued and they areona firstservebasis,lunchnot included. The selfhelpdiscussiongroup wasformed to Christianityof theClaremontCol- first community lege's Graduate School,is amem- come basis. Admissionis also Ticketsmaybepickedupthis week reachouttothoseinthe whohave Coptic free for this speech.Made possible at 651 Administration or at the ber of the Gnostic library by found themselves "hooked" onsedativepills, researchteam and has participated thesponsors-TheWilliamKoch door. tranquilizers,sleepingpills,painpills,orother in several archaeological digs. His FoundationinKansas andtheCato The daylonginvitational sympo- mind or mood affecting medication in pill speech will be illustratedby slides Institute inSan Francisco andSo- sium, first in a planned series of taken at the excavationsite atNag cietyfor LibertarianLife inFuller- annualsymposia on factorsaffecting form. Hamm«Hi inUpperEgypt aswellas ton. Send to SIX, P.O. Box 4, future directions of our society, is According to a spokesman for Pill Heads slides of the manuscripts them- FullerttonCA 92632 for tickets. expectedtobeattendedbyapproxi- Anonymous, "Many alcoholics tend to de- selves. mately 450chairmenandpresidents velop dependencies ofalcoholandpills. MEETINGS of major Southern California bus- dual inesses, government officials, edu- Some find they cannot give up (he pills but A special exhibition and sale of TheUCICyclists willbeholdinga cators, Original Oriental labor leaders andmembers have notrouble givingup alcohol.Either type Art willbe pre- troubleshootingclinicfor yourbike. ofprofessionalassociations,institu- sentedonMonday,Oct. 31,1977 at Saturday, Oct. 22 from 9:30 to tionsand couldbenefit from an organizationlikeours." GatewayCommonsfrom 10 amto5 11 am, societies. .30 outsidetheCave atMesa Organizedby UCIIndustrial As- Interestedpersons areinvited toattend, atno pm. Commons.If you haveaproblem, sociates, Baltimore,Mary- professional the organizationofcorpor- charge, and are encouraged to become ac- Marson Ltd.of our mechanicscangive ations and which was specializes exhibiting get individuals quainted with others facing problems land in for vouthe helpyouneedot backon founded to a working similar saleacollectionofOriginalOriental the road.(Or we can tellyou what foster close and their solutions. Help is available. totaling approximately troubles.) relationship between business,in Art 500 you need to solve you dustry andUCIrvine,the symposi For further information, call CareManor pieces from Japan, China, India, Free advice on all (well, almost) Nepal um will be held in the Fine Arts Hospital in Orange, 633-9582. Tibet, and Thailand. The subjects. At 11:30 we willbe taking VillageTheatre atUCI. Keuter Company here tonight

AUTS New in NorthAmerica, Europe, the East and York's CliffKeuter DanceCompany will Middle continue residency at UCI with performances Australia. tonight and tomorrow at 8 p.m. in the Fine Arts Village Theatre. Music ofKeuter'scompany'sprogram includes works by such diverse composers as Ravel, Gershwin, Stravinsky, Whiteman, Themodern Dancetroupe will present different Paul Bartok performances each night, under the sponsorship andMahler. Costumes were created by designer of for Arts. A. Christina Giannini. Many of the sets are by UCI's Committee Dutch artist Walter Nobbe, with whom Keuter worked in the Netherlands Dance Theatre in Much of Keuter's choreography is drawn from 1971. his own personal experience. Among the pieces in the company repertoire is "The Murder of Tickets for October18 and19 performancesare George Keuter," based onthe sniper slaying of $4 for general admission, $2 for UCI students the choreographer's cousin. Another, "Field," and $3 for other students and UCI faculty and depicts family rituals and is dedicated to the staff. memory of Keuter'sown father. They are available at the Associated Students Ticket Office in Gateway Commons or by mail Cliff Keuter, a modem dancer who organized from the Committee for Arts, University of the company of 10 dancers in 1969,has choreo- California, Irvine California 92717. Further in- graphed dances for the NetherlandsDance Com- formation may be obtained by calling the UCI pany,BalletRambertand othermajorcompanies Committee for Arts (714) 833-6378. Student artist attempting 'close BadKarma/by Marty Trujillo environment 'for gallery exhibit by Tracy Taylor "If Icould I'd like to do a show in someone's Amnesia livingroom," said artist Tom Stanton.But Stan- ton a UCI grad student, will open his exhibit today in the UCIrvine art gallery instead. The Bhagavad-Gita "I want to avoid the cold sterility of an art Vintage paperbound; 174 pp gallery," he explained, gesturing to the bright $5.95 walls and flourescent lights. Andin fact, that is Itcomesimpeccably enveloped,withglossyphotoslick asa Barbi just what Stanton has attempted to do. Benton album cover, a typeface (all caps) befitting Barnum and Bychangingthelightingin thegallery toasingle Bailey, and dimensions more suited for A World View of Art source and painting the walls with a value scale History or Hammond World Atlas.One would hardly imagine (three colors, from turquoise to gray to white) that within such a lavishpackagecould be containeda holybook, Stanton hopes to achieve a "real close environ- yetthatisexactly themisfortune ofSriPurohit Swami's translation ment." of The Bhagavad-Gita, perphaps the greatest of the many good On the walls, Stanton has placed two glass Hindu texts. Such showcasinghas its purpose,but itis primarily cases, with three tiers each. The tiers display thisgrandeur thatlimits the success— a success that wouldbeslight drawingsandpaintingsdoneonnewsprintandcut in any edition— of this impression of Purohit Swami's translation. into three by five inch rectangles. All images in the show are two-dimensional. No deep space, MYSTICAL ART-TomStanton,UCI grad stu- Also contained within this ample tome is a portfolio of photo-; just the illusion of it. dent, openshisexhibit in the campus art gallery ghraphs by Curt Bruce, who, according to the book's too-brief Althoughnewsprint may be anunusual surface this afternoon. photobyDarrelMalfonee afterwork,has published hisphotos inNatural History, Architec- to work on,Stantonhas definite reasons for using turalForum,RollingStone,amongothers.Inaneffort, nodoubt,to it. Conceptually,Stanton hopestooffer the viewer avioid ethonocentricity, Vintage and Knopf (which publishes a "Ilike todeal withemaciation anddepreciation an alternative way of looking at things, both simultaneous cloth bound edition) have givenBrace's photos the in art.ThenewsprintI'musingis alreadydecay- visually and theoretically. full Hallmark greetingcard treatment; they,andnot the Gita text, Stan- Sure, ing and yellowed.Itlooks like wallpaper," dealing accepted become theprimary attraction,which isashame. someofthe ton said. "I'm with assumptions inlin- photos are most lovelv andconducive to the text.Often,however, ear progressionin our society," Stantonexplain- the photos owe more devotion to travelogue than to The Bhag- Beneath some of the drawings, Stanton will ed. Icouldcare less what asquaredoesinspace, Sanskrit also feature some ofhis poetry.Thepoetryis not but Ido viewed." avad-Gita. The text of the translation and the original structurally, care how that square is (which is also included) are sometimes insignificant beside the related tothe visualmaterial but that is not to say itis not significant," he said. inudation of graphics; the mood of the book is besotted by the also points that mysticism promiscuous inclusion of so many photos. Butenough. Stanton emphasizesthateverydimension inthe Stanton out and show is indispensible, including recurring Ipolitics also play an important part inhis work. themes. "Numerology is important in the show. "My work tends to look more mystical than When the numbers three and seven occur, it's 1political," he said, "but both are equally impor- significant," Stanton said. jtant. IN THIS ISSUE:

lhe Bhagavad-Gita is a most misunderstood book. It is often charcterizedas theBibleofHinduism,whichitis not.Thoughsuch sentiment is certainly a tribute to its richness as a literary and spiritual phenomenon, a more precise comparison wouldbe with the Sermon on the Mount. Originally, the Gitaformeda weighty section of the great Hindu epic, the Mahabharata. The work probably first appearedduring the second centurybeforeJesusof Nazareth,althoughit is hard to pinpoint its exactorigin since no good history exists. The great lesson the The Bhagavad-Gita is Absolutely Nothing About that it teaches of adevotional loving faith(bhakti) to agod who is KISS! personal and manifests Himselfinthe form oftheLord SriKrisna. [cont on pg.7] 6 Arts October 18, 1977 New University Steely Dan reaches a level of sophistication laser vocals have Steely DonaldFagen's frozen beam Dan neverbeenbetter. They oftenblend so well with AJA the music's instrumentation,they could be mis- ABC-AB1006 taken for an instrument themselves. And, in a sense, theyare,cuttingright through tothe heart by Bill Hodge of the message. "The weekend at the college Didniturn out likeyouplanned And the message involves the same cast of The things thatpassfor knowledge" socialoutcastsandmalcontents that TheDanhas Ican5r understand. always had a penchant for portraying in their -Walter Becker/Donald Fagen jazz-blues-funkmusical style. "Reelin' in the Years"

"Afreight trainseparates theProf,from the juveniles....When the train passes DonaldFagen's frozenlaser-beam they havefatstomachs andresponsible vocals have never been better... jobs...." -William S. Burroughs NakedLunch She was, of all things, a WAF Staff Sergeant. The lyrics come directly from the street: Closely-cropped hair. Slight blemish problem. Modest breasts. Broad hips. Thick calves. "On the counter/by thekeys Scuffed black shoes. Nohigh heels. Was a book ofnumbers/andyour remedies She'd come fromDickie-Goober AFB,Kansas One ofthese CityMO,across the river from the birthplace of Surely will screen out thesorrow" one Charles Parker, Jazz Musician Extraordi- But where areyou tomorrow naire. Shedidn'tknow Parker. Thank Goodness. Or the cool irony of suburbia: 4ja, the latest offering from the Fagen GET 'EM DAN- Walter Becker, who along withDonald Becker/Fagen Force is the entree. "Well the danger on the rocks is surelypast Dan, composer-guitarist forms thebackbone ofSteely is astandout Cha-Cha-Cha.. StillIremain tied to the mast on Aja the Dan's latest release. Couldit be that Ihavefound"my home at last Home at last. 1973: Ban Chang, Thailand.Lushgreen hills. Strange odors. Wooden bungalo, second floor, History of rock she drapes herselfover achair,rattan en realite, and pulls a long, deepdrag from dope rolled in But the real storybehind Ajais the music. The gumless papers. She is "high." disccontains someofthebest sessionpeopleever assembled. Standoutsinclude TomScott's saxo- aired on KUCI Strains of Sweet Jane drone from cheap phones and horn arrangements, sax solos by Yeah, we've heard itbefore. Everybody under thirty who speakers bound to a tape machine. She exhales Wayne ShorterandPeterChristlieb,nifty guitar has turned on the radio thinks he (or she) is a rock 'n' roll the sweetstench ofdreams.Shehasheardagreat work by The Crusaders' Larry Carlton and The expert.Here's a quick test to see if youare: album. There was somethingabout thrills in the Dan's own Walter Becker,percussion byVictor Q: How manynumber onerecords did Chuck Berry have? title. Laying out a 100-baht note, she strains Feldman andback-up vocals from Clydie King, A: a) ten b) six c) three d) two e)one against euphoria, but her memory refuses her Sherlie Matthews and Venetta Fields. gold teeth. Thegroup she remembers, though.It Side one includes two superlative jazz-based If youanswered "e",you'recorrect. Butdidyouknow that was Steely Dan. efforts, "Aja" and "Deacon Blues." These two the record thatdid make number one wasnot 'Maybelline" tracksrevealjusthow farTheDanhasgoneinthe or "Roll Over Beethoven,"but "My Ding-a-ling"? direction of a jazz-basedblend. Thepointof allthis isnot to make youfeellike afool,but to Hmmmmmmmm. Side two is somewhat more upbeat."Peg" and recommendsomething which willgiveyou some perspective "Josie", the female bookends of side two, are on today's music. It'sa series onKUCI radio called (quite 1977: Costa Mesa, California. She was right. interesting opposites. The music to "Peg" is simply) the History ofRock andRoll. From 8-9 pm on The Dan was great back then. But Can"t Buy a unique to The Dan and some of the vocal Tuesday nights, Host Bill Betts (a former UCI student Thrillwasonly the hor d'oeuvres. Aja, the latest arrangement resembles Family's "Larf and himself) examines the roots and branches (and sap)of the offering from the Becker/Fagen Force is the Sing" from the Fearless album. "Josie," a rock 'n' rolltree. entree. Cha-Cha-Cha. punk-rock ballad,echoes more of what The Dan Over thenext few weeks,some of the topics will be:novelty has been in the past. tunes, styles of record producing, the solo careers of the With this album, TheDanbecomes to popular Beatles, Chuck Berry's influence inrock guitar styling and Explication: The Dan has recorded an album music what Charlie Parker was to jazz almost the historyof the Brill building(abuilding inNew York that synthesizing all their previous works— and ex- 30 years ago. Parker was an inovator. His sax housed the writers of mostof the early-60's hits.) panding on —selected past sounds particularly charts were the hottest going. Tomakeashort storyshorter,youcan tuneintotheHistory saxophones to transcendanythingthey'vedone Parker wouldhavebeenproudof Aja, Itreveals Aja, level of ofRockandRoll eachTuesday night at 8 pm,on89.9FM before. With they've reached a the creativity of two superb musicians and ar- KUCI radio. sophistication,bothmusically and vocally,rarely rangers,Walter Becker andDonaldFagen. Itis heardfrom agroup spawnedby thepopularrock by farthe best album of1977. Maybe thebest of scene. Actually, Steely Danspans somanykinds the 1970's. 1973: Ban Chiang, Thailand.Andas webegan of music, getting the gist of their sound is like breaking up the 30-odd bricks from Korat (that clutching bodies at a Wesson Oil party. hadthebrown shiteveryone thought was addict- ALFREPC-S ing), Ilook up at say "Steely Ssssslip. Splaaaat. Sorry Ma'am. her and who?" UPWOWM 6AYURDAV NI6HV U.C.L.A i Antiquarian j Book Fair j Hairdos Ackerman Union, run your *B8HHB^B^Pm^hBEL 2nd Floor Oct. 22 I 11 a.m. to 9 p.mj Oct. 23 11 a.m. to 6 p.mj

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[cont frompg. 5] Thistranslation,praised intheprefaceas "oneof thesimplestand loveliest evermade," is wordyand toopoetical.PurohitSwamihas tried to avoid the stiffness that seems inevitable in translations of EasternTexts,consequentlyhistranslation suffers froma terminal case of over-interpretation. Consider: Oh, Arjuna! The body of man is theplayground ofthe Self; and That which knows the activites ofMatter,sages callthe Self/lam the Omniscient Self thatabidesintheplaygroundofMatter;knowledgeofMatterand ofthe all-knowing Self is wisdom. Which is not bad, certainly better than Richard Bach (but then again,what isn't?). Guage it against a different translation— in this case the Swami Paraman- anda translation— and its problems become apparent: O son of Kunti,this body is calledKshetra(field), the wisecalltheknower ofitas kshetrajna (knowerofthefield)/OdescendantofBharata know Me to be the Kshetrajna (conscious soul) in allKshetras (bodies). To my mind, the knowledge ofKshetra (body) and Kshetrajna (Soul)is the true knowledge.Not as puffy, butmore to the point. Purohit Swami is also unable to see the value of the Gita's metaphors and takes much of it too literally, resulting in a cornucopia of confusion,or at least bad spiritual table manners. For instance: chapter seventeen, which deals with the three-fold nature of food as it applies to man's relationship with God, is particularly misunderstood,and noteven translated grammatical- ly. Lines from Paranmananda's translation like That which is OCTOGENARIAN GeorgeBurns,the Oh, stale,insipid,putrid, cookedover night, even leavingor unclean ACTOR- Reiner's God!JohnDenver is "far-out"as a is by (ignorant) eighty-plus year-old actor, is delicious in Carl modern-day prophet. food liked the Tamasica nature become, in PurhoitsSwami's rendering, TheIgnorant lovefood whichisstale, not nourishing,putrid and corrupt, the leavings of others and unclean. Anda Big Mac to go. Bums, Denver delicious Ifthis wereanewtranslationonecouldunderstandits appearance in thisglossypackaging. But it'snot:Purohit Swami's translation appearedontheplaygroundofMatterin1935,originallypublished inReiner's 'Oh God' inLondon. Thetranslationconsideredaloneisnotthatbad,merely Oh, God! pretentious. In this edition, though, it will probalby see more a Warner Bros, release monologue, culminating with a the track Mankind is taking. coffee tables than book shelves orheadboards. Americans have a directed by Carl Reiner roll of the eyes and saying, "I Burns warns that all the mak- tendencytoover compensate toavoidculture shock. Thisbook isa know how crazy this alJ ngs ot a happy existence are primeexample of that tendency.Itreminds one of allthose Bibles by Scott Jordan sounds..." Garrmatter-of-fact- here andeverybodyis screwing one sees the, uh,Jesus People carryingaround onthe Huntington What would your reaction be ly replies, "No, you don't!" itup,making wars andplunder- BeachPier: smooth,engraved with gold stamping, and,form all to a movieprotraying God asa Sweetly, she then suggests a ing forest and poisoning the appearances,uncracked. This edition will not encourage serious windbreaker-bednecked octo- little vacation with her sister's mackeral. Burns shrugs, "You studyof The Bhagavad-Gita, itincludesnocopious footnotes,nor generian and theProphet as an family, the husband of which want miracles, okay— you try does it contain a glossary, and its introduction is tooabbreviated. atheistic produce manager of a justhappens to be achild psy- makinga fish from scratch!" One willgetfrom this volume aneducation notunlike ourfriends grocery store in Tarzana? Oh, chologist. It's all a prelude to The upshot is that Denver onthe pier, who know Revelation, John 3:16, Matthew 24,and brother,right? Well,closc.the theprolongedwhackingDenver lands in a veritable snake pit. Psalms 23,butnotone wordmore from whattheyeuphemistically titleis Uh, God!and it's written issubjectedtoashevisitsinturn His wife all but threatens di- call "TheGoodBook." That is the typeof scholarthisbook caters by Larry Gelbart (late of tele- die religion editor of the L.A. vorce, he finds himselfhanging to, and caters to well.One does notneed todressup, tomakemore vision's M*A*S*H), directed Times, his boss at the super- ontohis jobby a fingernail,his elegant,the wordsofthesebooks.Nav.' What weneedare booksof by Carl Reiner, and itstars an market's headquarters and so kids pretend diey don't know critical theological history,including annotations,glossaries,and effective JohnDenveras there- on up to a series of confronta- him...until finally Denver well-stated interpretations. We don^need the Leva Denim Bible, luctantneo-Mosesandabeauti- tions with the world's religious makes it to die Dinah Shore nor do we need this incarnation of TheBlessed Lord's Songin a fully cast'George Burns as the biggies. All the while, Burns showwhere hedescribesGodto leisure suit. unlikely deity,it'sa lotof fun. keeps making his appearances anLAPDsketchartist("makes Denver is surprisinglygoodon in only Denver's presence— ina me look like a second-story Announcing film,playinghischaracter with desertedgrocery store aisle,on man," Burns complains). Back Orange County's Newest £r Largest justtheright amountofsincerity the 27th floor of a 17-story home, he finds police barri- and warmth, widi none of the building,in thebathroom while cades and legions of strange cloyingness that sometimes Denver is showering. types dancing around on his chanting and buring in- Stained Glass Studio mars his other endeavors. He Burns has some of the most lawn, " OF LEAD, cense and wavingBibles and so COMPREHENSIVE COLLECTION begins byurgentlyexplainingto delicious lines of his career in GLASS & COPPER FOIL SUPPLIES Burns (as God) that he isn t a this movie. The only wonder is forth. " MADE WINDOWS ON DISPLAY to inter- CUSTOM & believer,so whyshouldhecarry that he hasn't played God be- Onward he presses, MADE TO ORDER the Message? Burns replies, fore-he's a natural. The part views in the nation's papers to " too-brief caucus with the LAMP KITS "Why not?" and Denver com- seems written for him-all mat- the " WIDE SELECTION OF GLASS TOOLS religiousbigshots tocourt when mencestoblendacomic uneasi- ter-of-fact statements ofplaus- COMEIN& BROWSE' ness with asortofinspiredzeal ible truth followed by an out- he accuses a rather overplayed ashe tries to covincedie skepti- rageous one-liner. It just goes Southern evangelist ofripping- RESERVATIONS FOR NEW CLASS NOW cal and sarcastic of his Mes- on and on, and not a single off the congregation. All the sage's truth. Burns joke flops. while he's the comic foil for BEING TAKEN-COME INFOR DETAILS Hisfamilyisfirstontheroster. The only things missing from Burns' vaudeville-seasoned re- TeriGarr,playinghis enbattled your typical Burns perfomance partee and the rest of the Light Brigade world's derision. Glassworks but loving wife with a precise is the cigar....tobacco, Burns as 1815 Newport Blvd., Costa Mesa 642-2310 mixtureofsweetnessand bite,is God explains, was one of His Go see the movie. It's enjoy- a delight as she attempts to biggest disappointments, along able and an ace of a debut for temper Denver's newfound withtheostrichandtheavocado Denver, as well as a tour de INTERNATIONALTRAVEL ART MATERIALSaHH^^HM missionary enthusiasm with ("made the pits too big," he force for Burns. It opened the OPERATIONS droll wit and innuendo. explains). 7th and continues to play a- Low List Flights to Europe. Inonememorable scene,Den- But the point of all this is the round the southland,sometimes Israel, Africa. FreeInternationalStudent I JC PENNY ID Call ver frantically explains his Message that Denver is to lumped with die erratic but a- -g (Fashion Island Only) meeting with die world's land- spread toallthe world,theMes- musing "Last Remake of Beau 870-1031 in a halting and insecure sage that Godis unhappy with Geste?' 465 W Valencia Fullerton 92632 lord K introduces ■■^^^^^^^^*^^^fiH^^H^ the art shop (located on2nd floor) top quality name brand art supplies to meet your drawing and painting needs. WE KNOW What you're looking for. Check our new value pricing on selcted items. 8 Sports October 18, 1977 New University 206-54 record PCAA means business as usual for waterpolo coach by John Ingle the country,theAnteatersareprimarily adefensive the isa team. This year the NCAA has made a signifi- For mostcoachesUCI'smove to PCAA Penalty challenge. For water- cant rulechange which shouldhelpUCI. move up and a significant after the polo coach Ed Newland it will be business as shots will no longer be awarded tenth usual. foul in each quarter. IIfor waterpolo so for the "Under this new rule it will take a greater There is no Division This pasteleven yearsthe Anteaters havecompetedin number of natural goals to win. should Division I, and done quite well. Newland has defmtely be an advantage for a team like ours." posted a 206-54 record during this time. His Theruleshavebeenchangedso thatthecolleges teamshave been invited to every NCAA tourna- will conform tointernationalrules.Newlandsees ment ever held, capturing the title in 1970 and this as a definite plus for the Americans in takingfourstraight second place berths.Lastyear international play. finished third and this year's squadpromises In this area he qualifies as an expert,having they His latest assign- tobe around when the NCAA trophies are given coached six American teams. leading team at the World out. ment was the US compete UniversityGames in Sofia,Bulgaria. WithMark How can a school the size of Irvine Malone, and giants like UCLA,USC, and Cal? O'Brien, Jeff Hassett, Figueroa, with son, team "It's difficult to say without sounding like I'm George Newland, his all on the from patting myself on the back," says Newland UCI, Newland earned a sixth. modestly. "Myconceptis thatwhat youdoisyou Despite a respectable showingin the games.the take players,and you spend time with them,and US will be hard pressed to qualify a waterpolo you teach them how to play.Idon't spenda lotof team for the Olympics, one of the sports we time recruiting.Irecruitedthreekids this yearand invented. The problems involved are manybut Igot one." they seem to revolve around the fact that the "I recruit almost exclusively on attitude. A American players must hold down a job while playerhas tobe willingto work ifhe wantstoplay playing waterpolo, while players from other for me. I spend a lot of time developing my countriesmakeupto$2,000amonthassupposed players. We workout every morning from a amateurs. The foreign national teams practice quarterof six toeighto'clock in ourpool andthen togetherfor at leasteleven months, while the best we go from seven to nine at Newport Harbor American teams are seldom together for more High." They workout and play at NewportHar- than a few months before an international com- borbecuaseourpoolisnotregulationsizeand the petition. According to Newland this just isn't TEAMMEETING-UCI's waterpolocoachEdNewland,giveshis won't play enoughtime todevelop the teamwork and timing 206-54 major waterpolo teams there." team a pep talk before a game. Newland has compiled a "I'm lucky in my sport," Newland continues. needed to be internationally competitive. record at UCI. "It's not soadvanced that you can't take aplayer Speaking of the international scene Newland and develop him. Bob Malone was a nothing at says,"You're dealing with a whole different set Laguna High School. But he busted his butt, of values in the other countries. They put all of doing a lot of stuff on his own and now he's their resources intothe sports whichareplayedin IIAIR LID probably the best goalie in the NCAA." the Olympics. They're trying to prove they're "Figueroa wasn't that much in high school, system is better, at least, the communists are." either. He wasRood but not spectacular. He was "They think that ifthey beat you,their system is like a pounds. He leaned how to better. Idon't think that Americans realize that tiny, hundred fought. play as a small player. He did things that bigger this is where World War Three is being playersdidn't have todo, justto survive.Thenhe They can't doit economically so they try todo it got bigger and faster and he passed up a lot of athletically." players. He'snow thebestoffensiveplayerin the Because of the rampant nationalism,officials country." appear definitely biased. Although they have the topoffensive player in [con'ton pg.10]

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Wordhad hadaudaciouslyoffered a pros- knockingout two teethto create theboard no little time to soak You Two Bits, the Naturally it that Senor Tierney(knownto lisp,yourstruly upthis tidbit.And,intruth,they pective tight end a stick of a madehis way it, Collegiate Alcoholic Associa- an unlucky few as the BigRed Doublemint. UCI athletic totheforboding abode, the hor- really haven't accepted tion, made public their latest Machine) had purchased a director in absentia, Beam ridheadquarters ofthe NCAA. 'cause theydecidedtogoahead citation for malfeasance with double dozen chocolate chip- Prickton, telegrammed from Ipausedonly briefly along my with the penalties and fines. thepigskin.OldDuff thoughthe pies from an alleged female path, to open a new campus Onehappynotethough,athletic hadseenitalluntil theannounc- scout whose older sister had bookstore, and accept a size- director Prickton, after regain- ment that UCIrvine was to be once dated a third string shot able check for the bogus effort. ing his usual sense of decom severelypenalizedfor immoral putter on an AAU team! You WhenIarrivedatNCAAcen- posure, withdrew his condem- recruiting practices and down- know who they are ofcourse, tral,thebig boys weregleefully nationof CoachBork de Bork. right illegal conduct between the Amateurishly Administered cacklingover theirdecree when This action wasespecially well- the glorious goalposts. Undertaking. As we all know, Satire a certain someone, perhaps a justifiedbythefactthatBorkde Seems the powers that were, nothinggetsup thedanderofthe mere child, gathered up what Bork works for another depart- and will be,heard from a mar- boys in the NCDouble A like courage he could muster and ment in the Big U. ginally reliable source, that one of their indenturedathletes spoke out: "Pardon me, most something was rotten in Craw- fraternizing with the despised Malaysia that he would have esteemed clone-like ones,but I Yours truly tied up the loose ford. So they took swift and opposition; Coach Bork de Bork'sballsfor don't think UCI has afootball endsby wheezingout to Craw- imbicilic action. To wit: 2) Loss ofright to play in the such a flagrant violation ofre- team. ford Hall for aconfab with the 1) A $250,000 fine was levied post-season Anita Bryant fruit cruiting guidelines; real coaches and their teams. against Alma Irvine for the bowlbecauseallegedheadfoot- And last but far from least: "What!" theyunimaginatively The consensus was that UCI transgressions of alleged full- ball coach Alfred Bork de Bork 3) Loss of all network tele- but typically cried, "preposte- willcontinue tobeaFORCE to vision rights for 300 years for rous, ridiculous,circuitous! All reckon with in spite of it all. Irvine's refusal to call a "TV" Duffy Smith, 84, was a Nobelprize physicist with the universities have football "Damn the PCAA, full speed winning time-out so ABC could sell teams.Why auniversity would ahead!" Lawrence LivermoreLaboratoryinthetwenties,when hedecided some Budweiser. his true was sportswriting. For the last yearshe rather do without students than Join the oldDuffer next time calling fifty has TheoldDuffersmelled astory give its when talk submitted his work to every major paper in the nation andhas up football team!" we to Mayor Tom behind all this foul swill, the Many of course try to do just Bradley about his soon to be never had anything printed. He is currently employed as a odor of the board of directors copywriter Huntington Beach edi- that. hated book, "The Olympics., for The Pennysaver (North themselves. Donning a fiend- "Gentlemen," the one tion). The New Uproudlypresents his latest work. plucky on200MillionDollarsaDay." ishly clever disguise, and retorted, "UCI didn't lose a Keep your eye on the ball! Business as usual... [con't from pg.8] gainst the little guys. The Bul- When you get a good driver The Enjoyment garians and the Romanians you're going to hand check or "In the university games the rapped the Soviets a lot worse grab his wrist so he doesn't get calls were worse against the than they didus. the ball." Russiansthanthey wereagainst "Everybody is going to grab of God us. Whatitboils down toonthe "In the University games not trunks.If going posi- officiating biased, you're for world scene is the big guys a- only was the tionI'mgoing to get a piece or In the beginning was theWord. and the Word was it was bad. They rate officials your trunks, going grab God, C, to the with and the Word wasGod... And the Word withaletter grade,A,B, and backof them. Mostof my guys became flesh and dwelt among us, full of grace so on. At the games there were wearheavier trunks,they put a and truth .. . For of His fullness have all we only twoA officials. Most were nylon the top to received, and grace upon grace . .. grace and was cord around C. It terrible. keep the other guy's hands out reality came by Jesus Christ. In game withtheGermans, -John 16 17 the of them." 1:1. 14. UCIplayed two weeks ago,the "A good official won't call We all are seekers of enjoyment. Whether in foulcallingseemedparticularly things like that. No harm, no food,drink, social activity, rock-climbing, or the like, laxed. There was constant foul." inone form or another,we allexperience the desire fouling on both sides, although "Some teams are a lot more for pleasure,— for joy, for satisfaction. Within us is a the West Germans seemed to physical than others. Then you need a need to be satisfied, a need to be enjoy- play rougher.Is fouling part of have hatchet men, enforcers, the ing something all the time. defensive strategy? every team has those. We a- about eighty or ninety One among us he "Waterpolo is a contactsport. verage told how once enjoyed stand- a year. You also get a ing on top of glacier, A defensive player tries to get stitches a drinking in the vastness and lot of broken ear drums from beauty of nature.It was exhilarating for a time, but position. If youcan grab a hold ofhis wrist and get him people gettingkicked." eventually ... he had to come down. It was but a by you ROLL-UP POUCH get by him. It's all part of the Newland's teams do not have temporary enjoyment. to resort to such tactics. But The game. It's what the offensive problem with so many human enjoyments is Luxuriously soft leather player tries to do and the de- theycanbemeaniftheyhave to just this. The wine runs out, the feast grows taste- with suede and latex fensive player tries to protect be. The Anteaters success has less, the party draws to a close, the flower fades. lining.Incomparable himself from. Ithink taking been based on speed, strength, What we need is permanent enjoyment. quality. Black or shots, and good fundamentals. a brown, 12.5O up cheap trying to elbow a The Bible speaks— of a kind of enjoyment that is guyinthe faceis stupid.If aguy Whether on the international inexhaustable a higher enjoyment,a divine enjoy- hits you then, by God, you level or on the collegiate level ment. This is the enjoyment

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