Published Every Tuesday and Friday Sport News, Page S VOL. VIII, No. 7ft VVOODRRIDCK, N. .1., FRIDAY. DMCKMRKR '.). \'.r.>J) PRICE THREE CENTS GRADE CROSSINGS Automobile Rams Railroad Work Car LOWER WATER RATE j Aveneiwomenview Sewaren's Move Not Promoted hv CANT BE ABOLISHED Derails It and Sends 4 to Hospital SET BY RULING OF Beetle Specimens Members of the Avenel Wo- Unfriendly Feeling for Township SAYS RAILROAD MAN Gasoline Hand Car Is Victim of Odd Mishap in Which Auto man's Club were interested in mobile Escaped Practically Unharmed; Driver Claims UTILITY COMMISSION viewing the Japanese Efeetle Trainmaster Burt of exhibit of The Independent at Says Dix, New^^ommittee Head That Cro»»ing Signal BeH Was Not Working Woodbridge Consumers to Get N. Y. Division of Pennsyl- their meeting Wednesday night Elected Chairman of Enlarged "Steering Committee", He Clari- Reduction According to a and in a paper on the subject vania, Talks to Rotarians on Four employees of the Philadelphia rib close to spine and cut on right fie» Erroneous Ideas Prevalent Outside of Sewaren; and Reading section gang were sent eyebrow. Provision Made This Week read by Mrs. Prank Barth. Af- Crossing Accidents. to Rahway hospital Wednesday ter viewing the mounted speci- Politics Not Connected With Motive I, DeAngela, proprietor of Port To Cut Company's Profits. mens one of the members iden- evening as thc result of an extreme- Reading Bakery and driver of the ly odd accident. The motnr-driven tified the bug as similar to one The danger of Sewaren's borough movement being split STRESSES "CAUTION" automobile, escaped unncathed, He that d*stroyed a plum tree in hand car and its trailer on which COMPANY WILL APPEAL claims that the flashing light and the yard of her home last sum- le rocks of politics is believed to have been nullified Wed- they were riding was struck and 11 1,. Burt, assistant trainmaster bell, that acts as signals for the mer. iiy night when the "steering committee" of seven men, hurled from the track at upper Green crossing, were not working. He sn Water rates in Woodhridge, Car- j ,f the New York Division of the Other organizations are wel- whose samenefls in political faith led to the charge that Re- street crossing by a light auto de- the handcar too late to avoid the teret and Metuchen, long a subject i come to U3o thc exhibit, Thc ivnnsylvania Railroad, spoke at yes- livery truck. Whereas thhe railroariroad publicajis had squeezed the Democrats out of the movement* '1 accident, although he pulled his enr of litigation between the Middlesex Independent being desirous of relay's hjneheon of the Rotary Club ! equipment was turned at right an- to the left in an endeavor to avoid Water Company on the one hand and ! took action to enlarge their body t..o. ., •— — -**"'j e t l( tl ac < an( acquainting as many persons, as . , In an interview last night Mr. "Ihingrr* at Grade Crossings." In ! ?' ' *"" ' ' ' ' l driven several \ a head-on crash which might have the municipalities and a commit,ec of twenty-six. feet by. the impact the auto the Public I possible wijh the appearance clarified several of the issuM Uutt', informal talk after the luncheon was j had fatal results. As a consequence of the inscct^or the reason»that same time Lester Dix, principal of scarcely damagud. . the damage was caused by the hub ' utilitics Commission on the other, • have appeared in newspaper account*' Mr. Hurt deelnred, in reply to a an expert from the U. S. Bu- . >r. U. W. Hoagland hud the men \ cap of the right front wheel, were changed this week by action of | i Schools One and Eleven of Wood- of the movement to date. OutaUnd-* '• iinftion, that he considers as re- reau of Entomology predicts bridge and a resident of Sewaren, i"(t among misconceptions of the ; taken to the hospital where he ex Men on the hiind car sny they blew | the Utilities Board, the appearance of the beetle in • -.li the possibility of grade cross. amined and treated them. Johi was made chairman amU'harU's Wis. tive behind Sewaren's desire to with- *1 the h,,rn of their machine an they, Rntea calculated tn reduce the net' large numbers here next year. 17 being eliminated in Woodbridge Owsik, V.t, section foreman and op- j approached the crossing. They in-1. . ., wull wns made secretary. draw from the township has been erator of the hand car, sustained a j timaU'd that UeAngelo's clarm that \lncom« of thc wak'r company by up- the idea that Sewaren people hay*- i unship within the next few felt that their section was not yet* years. ( fracture of the right auxiliary rib, the bell wns not working probably ! P™ximately $62,700 n year wore V.iimpts have Iwcn made by town-, and contusions of the right knee;! might be so inasmuch as they did | fixed by the. Public Utilities Com- ting its share of improvement* and •ii|.- criminals within the last, year or George St*'v<\ r>'l, fracture of nalar not know whether a car as light us j mission l() become effective January Ephraim Culler Known j Chestnut Blight Spared that thc township tax rate ia to* . In have this done. bone and contusion of shoulder; Krnit a hand car could operate thojl. The. commission, however, has ai- high. Dix (tcclarthT'lKnt Rewi\n»ri1 "The elimination of accidents at Smith, 22, contusion of left leg; j mochanism that causes the signal to j lowed a surcharge of 2.ft per cent, | no complaint against the township r For Detailed Knowledge Only One Tree in State; J for not giving improvements. "Aa • i-ti2, fracture of right work. ! to amortize accrued deficits of ap- a matter of fact Sewaren people lly cm- i)f thc most serious proh- proximately $42,711 incurred during realize, as do people in other parts the three-year period prior to Jan- nn In-fore thc public today," said Of Events of Long Ago That One 150 Years Old of the township, that Sewarea uary. The board estimates that the I'r* "A great many people will could have had improvements had It Iccult Wizardy Makes Legion Elects McElroy Btirplus will b« continued for approxi- .•, ibiit the only prevention of hijrh- Practised Law Here for Fifty j Discovery of Lone Survivor petitioned for them. As to the tax mately three years to make, up the .i> pailv missing accidents is by Years and Once Was Factor j Recalls Days When Woods in rate, I do not believe there is more ' elimination of (trade crossing*. 20 Cents Grow to $14As Its New Commander | deficit. Ffank Bergen, president of In Politics; Funeral to This Section Provided a feeling in that1 matter than ia custom* I ,[> is absolutely impossible of ac- | the company, insists that the new rate ary among groups of taxpayers every- . inplishment, and oven if it were | fails to allow the concern to realize Be Held Tomorrow i Bounteous Crop where." : ••'•ible to do so, the cost would a- Either That Or Jail Is Conceal- First Public Event for "On To 1 a • proper return on its investment. ! Friendly to Townilup .".int to more, than th<' total valu- ing Fund of Which Police Paris" Fund Will Be Held "It simply makes new litigation! Mr. Ephraim The woods around Woodbridge Cutter, counsellor Mr. Dix feels that publicity that •in of the railroads of the coun- necessary," he declared when told of j aj are not the only ones from which Were Unaware Next Friday [aw the Perth Amboy has resulted from the early steps r-y :ind would require generations of the ruling. blight has removed the once abun- taken in the movement may have lea Earned 11.8% U Claim hospital earfy Wednesday morning. dant crop of chestnuts. Conditions Ser eailt Patrifk At a recent meeting of Woodbridge to the belief that Sewaren's desira <^f 'str.ngent examination of auto driv- ' K Cullinanc is going The decision of the commission fol- He had been in ill health for some ai-« the same throughout the state lool< ttlr to separate is due to animosity to- "* - s for physical defects that make ' '" ough the 'cells at the po- Post No. 87, American Legion, the lows an investigation of the com- time and a month ago it became although there are indications that ward the township proper. He de»« 1'irir operation of cars unsafe, and a t Hfo station the first opportunity he following officers were elected by the ! y's affairs which showed that un- the blight has run UR course and that pan necessary for him to go to the hos- dare's that such is not the case. to fducutv drivers tn slow j has. He suspects that somewhere post members for the ensuing year: ' der the rates made possible by a a few years may witness the return pital for treatment. Mr. Cutter was Moreover, he points out, it is antici- luok and listen before crossing' in the jail Is a cache of money. This Commander, Leon E. McElroy; j federal injunction restraining the the son of the late Ephraim and of chestnut true*. '••.•if ks were cited as a practical means \ belief was arrived at Wednesday pated by those In Sewaren that when n • ,,- r- i r-. ! commission from enforcing the rates Mary Cutter, and is survived by his Probably thc only American chest- and if a borough is formed the two rutting down accidents. ! morning when Joseph Funtella, of Senior Vice Commander, Eugene i .' ' ' J J J t u f • i brother Mr. William Cutter and his nut tree of its age and size in New communities may cooperate in a Thv speaker naid that the boll , Metuchen, "found" $14.30 with which ! it had decided to be tair and reason- sister Mrs. Daniel S. Voorhees. He Jersey to survive the blight has been friendly way to the benefit of both. 'ii,ngs are among the most unre- ! to pay his fine after he had been sen- iBarroSchreinern I,. ;McNulty Junior ; VicAdjutante Commander, Selmar, jI able bee>n thearnine Middleseg an excesx compans of $123,106y had, was a member of the old families discovered on the property of Ste- The chief bogies brought against • ilil- ever invented. "They ring [ tenced to pay that amount for driv- . Christensen; Finance Officer .August phen Terhune, near West Milford, or approximately 4.S4 per cent over of Woodbridge, who came here from they shouldn't and fail to ring ! ing a car without an operator's li- „ according to the report of E. B. the movement have been charges that (Jreiner; Entertainment Officer, the 7.3 per cent, return which the they should ring, although rig- 1 cellar N ew Eng land y e ar B a n S ce it was atnrted by a disgruntled wine Joseph J. Silas. commission held was reasonable. u , "T y. . . * - i" Moore, assistant state forester, of the supervision i» made by the rail- j Funtella was brought in by Officer Prior to instituting the later pro- the burning of the old homestead_»t Conservation and De- of the political party now out of Under William H. Treen, past com- Spa Spring several yearn ago he had Departmcnt o£ office and that eventually its spon- IK)H.'' Another thing, when crossing Joe Lewis who made the arrest on mander, the post had a very success-1 ceedinga. the commission had applied velopment. J wlta •>v:itrhinen are on duty, he said, is the Lincoln Highway Recorder Ashley | f , d m(. d increaMd | to the Federal Court .to modify its The tree, which is approximately „ ' ' , "' i- i H. Voorhees. ,rl. ,. . . . , c,. . . Perth Amboy J . Dix supplied an an- |iruri(-n<«*s on the part of auto driv- so<,.t i^the. linI,*e. a-.t 115.0iunn0 plu„!„„s $'2.5to ..0n » * ' injunction so that the lates charged i 150 years old, stands about fiftyJ feet , , /[. its membership considerably...... swer I.(i t.hnt nhimn nf rhp i i rs t(. forget that the watchmen are costs. Hut Kuntella dug into his Mr. Cutter was born August 11, high and measures between two and swer to that phaaa of the question Announcement has been made by by the company would not yield an 1 l.'iman and liable to i-rr. pockets and produced 20 cents, excessive revenue. On the ground ! 1854. H« attended school at The three feet in diameter. Mr. Moore by declaring that his belief is that Selmar Ohristensen, post adjutant, Elm Tree Institute of Woodbridge the town would vote down by • "•'. rossing gntrs," sanl Hurt, "are "That all you have," inquired the tbaUhe District Court had lost juris- points out in MB report, although thc that a curd party will bo held in the , and then at Mr. Pierson's School for large margin any move to join it to u!,nnstakaltle .signs of (iangfr. Y«'l judge, unmowd at the sight of pov- nl bout one quarter of the crown ia lnou now "The real feeling prompting th» nsg '.ruins in l'J2.">." nf tm friends could bring noughu , " committee of local women, as the ifore gnth aen appeal ship in Greek, delivering the Sal- still alive, bearing leaves and chest- lirst public American Legion event United States Supreme folks here to support the movement Aii-ii|"ius and noar inonlcnts, us j iiitim-y tn rrlease him. i utatory Oration, and being elected to nuts. to ,K. held to raise funds to help de-1 Court he injunction did not pre- i phi Reta K.^ H(_. rea(i ^ is a desire to have control of the v.-il a" charges by local |w»ple that After an hour in the money-infest- vent the Utilities Commission from j This condition is unusual as all the i fray part of the expense of tta post ! the office of Lawyer Deutchcr and character of industries which, wa all w.i:-iiiiH'ii at (ireen and Main streets ed cell Funtella « nt for Sr fixing rates, givinpr the company a 1 old American chestnut trees in this i members to the Paris Convention in Lawyer Magie of Elizabeth and af- „, , , ,-,ii a- L tu know must tako up our water front. ini'i ;tl IM-IIII hriVr ailnWi'd tlltlllrt to ('ulliniknv. lie hadn't yet got c fair return, providing these were not State have been killed off by the . , ,u I l .ri7. Ticki'ta are now on sale mid i terwards opened a l«w office in Wood- , ,. u , .u u . ,u , Inasmuch as we are thoc ones who |i:i~s ;it nielli without lowering the <'iinugli In pay the whole bill but confiscutory. 1 I the advance snl<> indicates that the i bridK", where he continued his prac- blight and tho young shunts that will have tu live near them we feel vrat' ha^ ietl the tuwr^hip I'ornniitter he had succeeded in running his n- Decide* on Base Value i auditorium will be filled to capacity. • tice of law until his death. grow up from the stumps seldom, if justified in giving ourselves the means i'i thi' past tn petition the railroad ,1'iginal stake of '20 cents up to $1 1.5'). After numerous adjustments in the ] It is understood that the players at l He served two terms in the As- ever, attain tho age nf ten years. Mr. of selecting the ty]n- of industry ! r relief In this iniiiieitiiin all He was released on parole to g<'t valuations find accepting the valua- the card party are to retain their o- ! sumbly of the State from 1887 to Terhune, owner of the tree, has been ! that we think will'be least ubjeetion- • •:h ft ua> in.tile tu convince th<' rail- i the amuunl still due. tion of ?2,!i00,000, adopted by the riginal scats instead of advancing j 1881). Ik was the only member who watching it for several yenrs and • ahk-. On top of that is the feeling i '.nl nf the Heredity fur either lnw- court as of January 1, l'.t'2-l, the states that it is slowly reviving and . from one table to another, Many reached the Assembly Chamber on that a government of our own would i :••; ^ ir raising the tracks. At l.

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school wear nnd this is n very wise Among the most popular new wool- For children's coats, if you are ing to W. B. Greetty, Chief Forester choice in most instances. There are ens we find the plaid designs and at ali skillful with the needle, choose United States Department of Aipricul. The Opportunist Notes to Homemakers many materials of this type to choose now that two-piece designs are also from the wool materials known as ture. By from which arc in the so called smart for junior dresses, mother has novelty weaves, tweeds, or cashmere; Parent CATHERINE GRIEBEL "Kverfnat" group, too, Amonir them many ways to make over garments. for school, and for dross up, velvet, Clothing HpfciuliHt are cotton broadcloth, cotton shan- Since many of the plaids nre wide velveteen or broadcloth. MONEY TALKS B7 H. IRVING KING Middlesex County Extension tung, cotton damaak, a large «roup a small piece will rio to make n skirt Most young girls wear nearly all Salesmen, Salesladies and Rf- of cotton prints, in varying weights, and trimming for the blouse which colors well and so ynu will not |u> Uil merchant. My items fit all of AuloSirop Service cotton crep<'s, nnil many more, in n ia to be made from last yenr's gar- limited us to color, but do solcrt you. Salesman averages $1.00 profit Clothe, for the School Girl wide range of colors. ment. those which make a pleasing scheme for every dealer culled on. Costs F.D DAMON CAHOON was or unite, wen so. There are so many suitable ma- For those wool dresses which are T,ight weight f«lt is attractive to lenler $2.00, he sells for $3.f>0'makes o also deairahle, we may choose from Hrnlsted had had the Impudence to terials for children's clothes that it use as collars nnil cuffs for the wool $1.50 on $2.00 invested. Salesman n«k permission to marry Damon's serge, jerwy, wool crepe, challis, and'dress. It comes in an attractive ar- Sutet Mutt Grow Timber makes $1.00. If you are a Sales- daughter, Laura. Now Laura wai one is really nnly a question of juat what { alsl o we havh e velveteenl . Some of j ray of colorl s ami the henuty of it man or wish to become one. If you of thoiie girls so profusely endowed i3 suitable to the purpose of the gar- these wools arc washable which is an, is that since tho od^c will not fray State rather than Federal activity sold anything in your life I |,v nature with bralna and beauty tlim mentv, . , advantage, and here challis is a very it may be left raw juat being careful in forest conservation must be look- Tfp,f to make better than flic mlglit reasonably aspire to higher Many mothers prefer to keep the good choice for it does launder beau- to get a good clear cut line on the cd to for the main progress in tim-'J LTI (Address) girls in thi heavier tub cottons for tifully, if properly handled. -Pleaw) mention this paper ' things. DBiimn hart resolved that he •iris in th» heavier t.nV. cntt.ntia fnr fifnllv if nrnn»rL v,o,,^1^4 I «Jedg-e™ . Lhe_r growin• g. ,fro m Ino w on_ , accord,- •'»"•»Q«eo Mansfield, Ohio, buying from advertisers.— would have fur a don In-lnw no ordl- nary mortal, (ieovge Bralsted was merely Damon's ward and a clerk In his cfflce. He was the son of tin old friend, It Is true, and hud Inherited a .ornfortable little Mrtune. But not HI, h a fortune »n l.nura was going to fcrlng Into the fiimlljl Sr> old Damon IIHII driven George fruni his presence wild contumely mid hnd forbidden I-nutti even to think \>t (ho young man. l.iiura and George, of i-mime, were ran Into the doleful lluiup.i; but they dcilRii'd they would never,- never cease to love pitch other and never, never innrry nnylmdy pise. lieorgtTa fortune was so tied up by the will that lie would not come Into It until he was twenty-five; nml he had hii months tn wait heCiire he arrived at that mulure age. When he did! GIFTS v GIFTS Well, he would be til* own master Ready for then and olil Iminon would see. lie for a Lady milter expected to he "tired" from his for a Girl Job In Damon's ofhVe hut he was not. He thought uf resigning hut coucluded F;uicy Silk Si'iifl's ...'... .•-. 2.49 to 12.93 to hung on until his titinl settlement Kid nr Fiibric (iloves 2.49 to 4.50 Bilk Pajamas 5.4» to 7.49 with the linn) hearted tyrant of * Leather Hand Bi^'s 1.95 to 14.95 Silk Step-ins 1.49 to 3.98 giitirdlan. Silk Hosiery 98 to 2.95 Perfumes .75 to 12.00 For several weeks Oorge got only Saehets 69 to 2.00 Murk looks and short words from hlq Silk I'mtprweHr .98 to 7.98 employer and repaid them In kind. Madeira Gowns 1.98 to 2.98 Christmas Hath Robes 1.98 to 6.98 Then Damon's air toward his ward he Sweaters and Lumberjacks .. 2.26 to 6.98 fan to thaw. In the course of a cou- Hath Robes 2.49 to 16.98 ple of weeks more It became quite Red Room Slippers 75 to 1.98 Cloth ami Silk Dresses .... 1.19 to 16.98 genial. Oeorge was uneasy' what did Hath Salts 59 to 2,00 Raincoats 2.98 to 8.98 thla change of front portend? Had Da- Silks and Velvets, a yard 98 to 15.00 mon B««p tbe error of his ways, and Toilet Sets 2.98 to 14.00 wai h« preparing to rescind his for- Perfume Atomizers 1.00 tn 7.00 Laurel wreaths are hung, and jolly Christmas scenes bedeck Fitted Week end Cases .... 12.98 to 19.98 Hat Boxes 6.98 Vo 7.98 mer Interdict! Or had he sum* subtle Silk Overhlmises 4.98 to 6.98 scheme up hit sleeve} George was the walls. They signal the Christmas preparedness of everything Hand Enameled Mesh Bags 2.96 to 14.96 Fur-trimmed Coata 34,98 to 105.98 tery much afraid that tt was the lat- Stationery .89 to 5.98 ter that the old man had. Could It be Fancy Handkerchief* 49 to 2.98 that Damon hit) won over his (laugh- about them. /Vnd give an atmosphere of holiday cheer throughout Red Lamps 2.96 Gum Tea Apron* 49c to 2.25 teT to consent to marry some person the store. Popular Fiction and Series .. .60 and .76 of her father's choosing and felt so Desk Sets 2.98 to 8.95 Book Racks 1.98 to 2.49 elated at his victory that he could af- Book Ends 2.49 ford to be genial? I Brass Perpetual Calendars .. 1.25 to 2.49 (ieorga had been forbidden to call ; Solid Brass Chinese (ionRs 3.49 Velvet Brocade for evening, yd. .. 8.98 upon Laara, and they had been for' Solid Brass Chinese Cnndlesticks..,. 98o Loose Vanities 1.50 to 6.00 bidden to write to each other. Hut, Madeira BufTet Set* 3.50 Reynolds Bros., Inc. (OBMbow, thty managed to meet each Manicure Sets 2.25 to 10.26 otber quite ''accidentally" with ainai- Hteneiled Linen Luuoh Sets 5.95 Silk Bandeaus 69 to 1.49 tug frequency. ' Rkvou Taffeta Pillows 2.96 Velour Lounging Pillows 2.26 Whenever Lanra wag allowed tn go Is Ready For Christmas shopping unattended by n dragon aunt, she was sure tn run across George. • And Oeorge had perceived no faltering of Laura In her love for Nothing has been spared to make this a most eventful Christ- him. Th« very next day Damon cwne to mas season. Gifts in abundance have been assembled from every cor- George's desk and said, "Ucorte, per- haps I win rather huxty about you ner of the world. Adorable thmgs from the markets of this great and I.aura. You may call at the house again If you wijpt to." GIFTS country, and rare bits of romance from the Old World. GIFTS "*• Tlie fact wan Chat Danfon wan In FHikens of t fix. The "market" IIiH for Baby for Boys gone* uK*lHNt him ; tit* hud been CHURIflltl: ; nnd "squeezed." To protect himself i he Imd been obliged to use Home nf , (Vlluloid Toilet Seta 98 to 3,2B Lumberjacks 3.98 to 5.98 his ward's money, und while he hud ' Crepe de cliino Shoes 59to 1,49 Rain Cttats 3.98 to 6.98 thought to be Hole to replace It al- most Immediately lie u"w suw with Silk Jiickrts 1.98to6.98 Mackinnws 10.08 liarror that there waa every prospect Silk Carriiiuo Rnl.es 2.49 to5.98 Wool Suits 11.98 to 13.98 that he had «ent Rome nf (ienrge'B Miidoirn Pillow Slips 98to2.98 Heavy Overcoats 7.98 to 19.98 money after hlv own. ll« was "over- extended" bud faced IUI nppiilllng Swifter Sets 4.98 to 6.98 Tims Caps 1.49 (Tl*ls. OHO thing tie would not do; he Antftira llnuls 1.98 to 5.49 Where young folks dance and scream with Cowboy Outfits .,.,..... 2.98 to 7.98 W"ul.l not loui'h iinother cent of Brief Cases 1,59 to 7.98 Omrgu's, even though 1( nilKlit save Mudeim Dress's 1.98to2.98 joy. And old folks become children again. him from bankruptcy. But If the crush j Silk iind Wool Uos« 49to..75 Sweaters ...,...tj... 4.95 to 7,49i;. ramp tlie fact that he lnul ulnaily Sweater* 1.49to3.98 The. land of joy and happiness, where everything is one Boys' Hooks ,.,:,,.,,.. ,50 to .75J used Bottle nf lilx witrd's muney waa Golf Hose 49 to 1.69 bound to emu*1 ont, iiiid he shtid : Crib Hlankets und Comforts 2,25to2.98 round of fun after another. The land of Dollies, and Doll tiered as lie thougbt of It. Hut If carriages, of automobiles and bieycles, of electric trains George WH» Ma K<>n In law -why. then and other mechanical wonders. the mutter might be quietly 'Ironed out " Hence Ills change of. front. And Come, come children and brinpr along Mother and Dad, one night, when Damon had decided that there waa no possible hope for they'll have fun too, seeing all the jolly things. his pulling through he went so far a.a to say: "Well, well; 1 suppose MECHANICAL TOYS GAMES you young folks will want to get Gilbert Erector Sets Table Croquet married Home day. 'K °" " " him financially. Then he tumid his j ger thun some glrln tlieinai'lves. Belts I 69 to 2.9$ attention to his domestic affairs and . Fancy Turkish Towels 25 to 2.98 Your ilollle la walihiK f»r you to come clalijii her, cauiie Hosiery 1 [. .25 to 1.50 walked In upon l.uura and Oeo ge In I n- wants •omi'imo tn lake cure of her. the evening, an they sat unsuspictlng- j Hliee s 98 to 1.98 Brief Cases 1.69 to 7.98 ly billing und cooing In the back par- , Fern Stands 1-95 Leather Traveling Bags 7.98 to 22.99 lor. He walked In U|>on them scowl- Ham Stenciled Bedspreads 950 Ing. "1 have been thinking over what 1 Kid ubmii you two KHtlng mar- ried," tali! be, "and I liuvie come to the lonoluslou tlmt It won't do. No, Dot for a minute.' "Oh, papa, I at" »n sorry," said ' ljura, "for jou M1? (leorge and I thought It would be ull right •• mid got married this mornlm;." Special Service fot Men Daniun gasped. Then, stretching Our Delivery System out IIIM hand, he suld "Itleas you, K|>r«tlv

For all Momach «nJ iu^tinal troubles and dUturbances due to ter 'UQC tbwe b nothing bettet tW a mh Iniwiu'aud RFYNOLDS BROS- Children's Lwttive. W3ie Christmas Store tf Perth Jmboy " <*^ MM. FRIDAY, DECEMBER S, 1926 WOODBRIDGE TAC.F FOUR In a recount, of the election return? in Binphampton, N. Y., Hie other day, Governor Al Smith got a hundred additional v-otos A KM in proving the Kihle was right when it said: "To him th;it hath shall he given." Subscription $2.00 Per Year 50% Saving Published I'vpry Tuesday nml frVidny by • An !"wn reformer is going o New York to "dry up" the MIDDLESEX PRESS, 23 Green Street, Woodbndge | rity. If he can d(*that he ought t l>o able to collect the French Telephone, Woodbridge 575 i -ieiit. t G. HARGtS PRALL Editor I MANUFACTURER'S SALE MAXWELL LOGAN. - Manspnfc Editor A Hritish doctor lauds woman's scanty garb am ••iis tho 1 C. H. BYRNE.- -- Advertising Representative women to wear as little as they can. This seems to bt •n' time i Entered as second-class matter March 13, 1919. nt the Post- when they are following the doctor's advice. officr »t Woodbridfte, N. J., under the Act of March 8, 1879. i Misses' and MTIMU NtW JtlMY (IFtrVlPflS, IK. The Nation's Answer! 1 V» Y*rt

''^HIS rVBLICATfON is committed to m> political, social, rfli At Less Than Manufacturing Cost (fious, or racial (rrouri or Mffuntzaticn. 1'* *'m •* to allow in a it* news columns nothing thai it know* to b* untruthful biased, or of » naturv to offend » proper wnw of delicacy The paper* opinion, insofar us a smcprt endeavor can SMVD to pro vent it. Joes not aprn'ar in the ne»?. but is confinpif to 'he ypscp sol I! aside for it—-thr editorial column, ki this column rt if -plodir^d tj uphold such fhiiipi »s :t rounder* worthy, and to condemn and fipht afrainst conditions' IT-, which it W.< evidence c*{ ir.sincerity, injustice. 50 Coats for or prejudice °' '"* pub'.if welfare. It* columns at all times are open :o the publication of communication? on any subject, although 6 no co mm'.meatier, will b< coruiiierwl tH.v. :s p«'.pabl> hitter or ma- licioiis . r An;ch t» not sisr.fd by its author, In caws where it is requeued. t!w rame of the author of sucr s communication wiii be wit hoe >d in fubiishir.g. $1 £.75 ^ $ .75 15 to 24 WOMEN AS DRIVERS Any day between 9 A. M. to 5 P. M. At the Factory on Eleanor Place Next to Pennsylvania R. R. in back of S. B. Brewster's Feed Elevator on Main St.

c;'.:.r^t;;r. WAS rr.sde in reply to a startling .-.:ed from a German psychiatrist. Pr. Alex- Children's Coats ander Cr.iyre'ii. o the effect ihat woman is constitutionally un- ritted to -jicrato a machine—that her nervous system fails to $5.00 to $9.00 react r-.'ior.ally in crises. The psycriatrist made this claim in doferuiir.g: a German woman whose car had killed a man. To save her from jail the expert put forth'the plea that his client, l.eintr irresponsible, should not be punished. To prove hi.- S. & Z. CLOAK CO. Mncf-rity in the matter he advocated that hereafter all woman tet.n be denied the right to operate motor vehicles in Germany. Courtpiy »( ih« Richmond (Va.) Time* ;• n»»t Eleanor Place and Penna. R. R. The layman knows little of psychiatry. It may be so or it may not be so that women fail to meet crises as cooly as men. Telephone 1116 to WOODBRIDGE lUit what the average person has observed is that while there Church Notes are thousands of women driving automobiles it is seldom that Congregational CLASSIFIED ADS Classified advertisement" only on« one of them is featured in the news as having figured in a fatal :ent a word: minimum oh ante 25e. i Ki'V. \Y. V. I), Strong, pastor. accident. The most dangerous drivers on the road today are '.'.IT' A. M. Sunday ScrnnL WANTED not persons whose psychiatric complex precludes proper driv- li A. M. Morninp Worship. ing but rather the man—and it usually is a man—whose brain 7 1'. M- I'hriftian Endeavor; • in>- CLEAN RAGS wanted 'i ; ••riinraetfr: How to Form if.' kerchief or larger, is so muddled by drink that he has lost all sense of caution, Wlut Affect? It?" _ > Middlesex Press. lie's the fellow whose license should be revoked. 7.4ii P. M. Evpninp "Worship. Woodbridpe. Wednesday, S P. M. Prayer .-V. • •Hi-: tupii1: 'Toart' a: fhristma^iik-.' CONVENTIONS McthoditITlELllUMIttl •

The easy, disregard-for-convietion attitude of earlier days Ui'V. M. H. Senior, phsu.riifc-.u . in American jurisprudence has come to an end although we l'V •*+ M. Sunday School. 11 A. M. Mining Senm-n. MASTERPIECE have not yet reached to the point of demanding the gown and OIRL wanted : powdered wip of English barristers. The other day a '"cow- 7 P. M. Kpwnrth League U-d ;>y work, Mrs, ,1 M'.i=s F.velyn Schonnover. pie avenue. W boy lawyer." Sid White, of Oklahoma, was refused the right to 7.4?> P. M. Evening Sermon. 12-3. 9. practise before the Supreme Court until he had retired, bor- Friday, i today! 3.SO P. M. The Kind's Herald? will hold their meet- rowed a necktie, and presented, his person in conventional ing postponed from la.-t week. trappings. Tuesday. 3.30 P. M. The Build- WANTED, A^>-_ Uhoratory. Much as we have scorned them—or professed to scorn ers Society will meet. Thi Must-be at Itu-'. H .-i; School Grad- will he announced Sunday. uate. Prevu.'j> !..-..rat'iry, expe- them—we Americans cannot bring ourselves to. the' point of Tuesday. S P. M. The Official rience is desiraK'.' ; .-. not es.s*-n:;al. ignoring certain of our pet conventions. Sid White probably Board will meet at tht- Parsonage. Write Box M. c >• '• -..-pendent.

could exercise his knowledge of law as well without a neck- vaceWednesday. , s p. M. Prayer s.-r- tie as with it but "'it isn't done, doncher know" in the best court Friday. S P. M. Crudr Practise. A GARAGE to it n3S" Rahway 4. circles. December 16th. The Men's Club • avenue or p'n \\ oodbridge _ii7. Supper meeting. January 7th. The Dramatic Club ' Nice large fu ew and Improved i POOR FELLOW if the Sunday School will present housekeeping • i "Go Sl"\v. Mary." The cast is be- nue. Teleph inp coaehed by Mr. Van G. Manger. i Grover Cleveland Bergdoll. most infamous of all draft SIX ROOM street for r-.- evaders because it \yas suspected that his great wealth was in- Colored B*pti»t Clark, Iselin. strumental in effecting his escape and flight out of the country, 11-20. 30; 12-:1.. SSfWS Kev. Tt. .1 Montague. iv,i:us:i-v is seeking a means of returning and at the same time avoiding '.' :!0 A. M. Sur.dsy Schon'. penal action. 1 1 A. M. Pn-ach'.ni: Svrvi.-o. f/ Poor fellow. To think of him way off there in Germany, i-:w P. M. I!*',.-.-.^s' V-.unp SIX ROOM Mol-tl. c's I'll ion. residential d,-•;•.. mile? and miles from all the boys and girls who used to play * P. M. Preachir.*: Service. ments. ">0 x !"•> around with him until his country needed him and asked him W.-dn.'-di.v. > P. M. Pravt- walks and dr:'. i ^ .. to stop playing for awhile. Over there in Germany with noth- porch. Owner '.>.-:•.:. N. Long, 18,"i I; .. .. 100% /?eseri?ePowe ing but his remittance check to ease the pangs of homesickness. Ckri&tian Science Society 11-19. 23. 2i\ :!•• Several times it has been reported that Bergdoll had de- The Christian Seier.ee Society of cided to come home and "lake his medicine like a man" but i-waren is a branch of The Mother FIREWOOD for -,... The First CJiureh of Chr^t, there is nothing so sweet as liberty and Bergdoll has liked the . y3. J^-h:. ^ . ,.~, , . , • j »i Scientist, in Boston. Mass. Services Sewart •::. sweet things of life. Quite a difference between him and oth- nu^e Mdover ym thSundap olny^h ornin£ w?g na t aveleve - HOUSE, corner G; ve avenue' ers who, with an equal love of liberty, held it dear enough en o'clock. Tisdale place, MI jarge rooms 1o endure the hardships of war to maintain it. Let Subject of Lesson-Sermon this improvements, Ut >''\ x 13' GOD, THE ONLY CAUSE M. Logan, 109 Grove' avenue Wood. . Bergdolthe morle stawilyl ihin sGerman sense oyf ibeinf he gs oa desires—buman without t thae countr older yh egrow gets. | CREATOR." bridge. Tel. 54T-W I He is to be pitied. : Testimony meetings on Wednes- 1 Jay evenings at eight o'clock. The COAL RANGE in p,- ,d condition fur HIS "Masterpiece of Misterpieces" Yet, Ixi spue of its ability to hanJk great Room is open on Thursday sale. 44 Gre

THAT LITTLE GAMP ;i grudge. The principal--, in this An Even Exchange i Fans From Here Were Goldstein Matched With Sanchez; grudge light nrc Al l-olly of Tot.ten- At H. Park Ring Show Has Filed Bond for Appearance ville find n huy from Plejisant Plainn. •loo \MWey, of Perth Ambojr, Fans who went to Highland Park Real Championship Bout on Tap as Gotham Product Exchanges knocked out Jackie Johnson, of Cal- for the hnxing show Monday night ifornia, in the third round of a sched- were repaid by W ^ J" heating. for the children. ;>f ;i ripple in State circles. expecting to turn some fine tricks in basket-,-mR ,,ia,e on school No. M fl,..n. Immediate delivery f>. Is dust and gas tight in Both contenders have unblemished rec- The Vecto Heater is beauti- its construction. hall this winter. "Nelliu" Kohrback and Ris- can be made nls and both have powerful teams. The de- kin, both of Passaic, have made the varsity fully finished in gray porce- '0. Provides abundant heat i>ion to give the championship to the winner after a year on the freshman team and in a \ lain enamel. at low cost. ic-twoen this particular pair was made on the practice game- against N. J. College of Phar- Sporting $tyiib ~'igth of the fact that while both Ruther- macy the Scarlet had no trouble at all in win- Ati InrrrUKliii; interest In (,'olf is br M'and Collingswood have excellent records ning by 66-19. Last year the freshman team', ing (lNpIiivcd in hiily. •ach of thesi- teams was held to a scoreless tie was stronger than the vltyiity, according to re- , Word h:is been received here (bin n the early part of the season. It. is difficult ports, Kelly & Me Alinden Co. lit that fact did not worry the College I I'uimi Nunnl, Klnnlsh runner, would o attempt to select a champion from the large a great deal for it was looked upon as a fore-! again 1M "" A"»'"«'»n iray of good schoolboy teams now being turn- cast of a great varsity combination for 1926-' winter 74 SMITH STREET, PERTH AMBOY, N. J. led out. Schedules vary in strength and an un- 21. ! Upward of 4S0.O00 caddies are em- TELEPHONE 1960-1961 defeated team is not always stronger than an- Gene Tunney, the Actor ployed on jjulf links in the Hulled other team with one or even two set-backs to States. It doesn't take long to make an actor out> • • » ; its credit. But the State Association has to be of a champion prizefighter. No sooner does Ed Grlffln, » right-handed pitcher of guided by the only available measure it has in the referee raise the hand of a'new ring king ithe Mpi»Phls club of tne Southern as- awarding the. banner. Here's hoping. New sociation, has been purchased »>b*y i that vaudeville claims him for its own. Gene Brooklyn. Brunswick brings the bacon home to Middle- Tunney is no exception but the police in New York did not seem to get the idea that Tunney j I.leut. Richard Outts won the Pacific. DON'T MISS IT | \ coast division honors of tile Marine was acting and not fighting when he made his | corps rifle matches with 776 out of a The Claw B Tangle lirst appearance at Loew's Theatre. They ar- | possible 800 shots. The situation among Class B. teams is rested him for staging a boxing show in a show • Klkl Cuyler, star outfielder of the Only Three Days Left of I mrc complex. Rahway, last year's champion, house that had no license to run one. ; 1 1'lriites, now owns some Pittsburgh out of it, but Leonardo, runner-up in 1925, A lot of prize fighters have been suspected j re(U PStat(, ,U1,| ,,i,ing t0 make his home very much in the race. In the Southern sec- of acting when they were supposed to be : In the Smoky city, • 'ii Iladdonlifld is rated best while in this lighting but it's news when the procedure is • • • VENOOK'S GREAT AUTUMN SALE | I'unhnse of Hill Cook and Fred Conk at of the State the experts place Leonardo reversed. Something like the old newspaper f^oin Hie Saskatoon hockey club for :.d lYineeton High on a par. Neither has adage that it's not news when the dog bites $1 r>,^ fwlly iiiii'illi'O it hus about the same shortstop uf the championship Bay in Woedbridge hwt'fti'iiiuj; IKIWIT as oane sugar. YdiinuM'-i's have !n'(-n outline fit to the Public. Note the bargain*, a few of which are listed below, % ii l>i(C ti(ruri' In s|icirt.s rerciillj. City club, ban been Bold to the ltocbes- Oiu> of tin. latest of tlicse youne ter club of (lie International league. pliiMuiiiis h U teu-your-tild girl, Men's Heavy Work Socks Ladies Up-to-date Pumpl Freddie Hftftmtin, first-string ditcher, Urge Size TurkUh Towel*! Some one Somewhere will.appreciate who was oiou iieii women's stat« As sale, 5 pair for . . . 50c Velvet and Patent Leather iiinatcur IwirspNlioe champion of and Pewee Wnunlager, reguliir short- Colored Border Reg. $5.00, at sale . . . $3.35 your Photo for Christmas Minnesota. No, she was not one atqp, have been sold by the St. 1'nul Reg. 39c, at sale^. ... 23c (Limit 5 to a customer) of Hwedeu'a fair daughters Her American association club to the Bos- Blankets - 66x80 ton Americans. L^dWTsilk and Wool Hose Men's Leather Palriied Photo* are Ideal Gifts—Your friends can buy anything name la I'renp I'ugllarlnl. In Working Gloves Heavy Double Plaids lier conquest the girl assumed i All Colors Reg. $3.75, at sale . . . $2.65 jMl baseball records were recently that you may give them except—your photograph. (lie air of the most season**) Reg. $1.00, at sale ::.wc Re«. 30c, at sale, pair . . 18c broken when Frank "Red" Pariuln of (Limit 3 pair to a customer) pitcher, and annexed lh« Btate Ladie» Heavy Woolen Hats Double Heavy title by winning 18 straight the Brownsville club In the Lower ltlo Woolen Blankets • 66x80 Valley Baseball league of Tews, made To Match Sweaters Men's Overcoals JAFFE STUDIO matches, triumphing over some 88c Reg. $6.50, at sale . . . $3.95 of the veteran playerl of the five home runs In one game. ' Reg. $1.25, at sale .... The latest, patterns & styles Hours: Daily from » A. M. to 9 P. M. Except Fridays. We have a big assortment in state. Boy's Overcoats Reg. $22 to $26 60 Roosevelt Avenue Phone Carteret 1037 I,ee Fohl la to be ousted ae manager At sale . "$15.75 QUILTS 00000000000000000000000000 of the HoBton lied Sox and "I^fty" All Wool Material with Reg. $5 and $6, at sale $3.66 Uefield, coach, put In Kohl's position, Heavy Woolen Plaided lin- Men's Flannel Shirts according to reports current In base- ing. Sizes 4 to 9. Grey and Khaki Bed Sheets - 72x90" bull circles. Reg. $8.00, at sale . . $5.45 Reg. $1.25, at sale 88c Seamless, Good Material • • • • Reg. $1.25, at sale . . . .77c THE THIRTY-SIXTH SERIES OF While ttie Chinese have fallen he Boy's Heavv Fleeced Lined Men's Ribbed Underwear fore the Invasion of sports Unip^i Suits Ladies Heavy Flannel 1 Shirts and Drawers mid have taken euthutjlustlcally to Sizes; 2 to 6 Night Gowns Reg. 85c, at t^ale . . . . . 59c Reg. 98c, at sale .... 77c THE CARTERET BUILDING & LOAN ASSOCIATION baseball, tenula, soeeer, running, cy- At sale ;_• • •• S9c cling mid basket ball, the game of Men's Sheepskin Lined Coats Ladies Bath Robes OPENS DECEMBER 13th, 1926 golf has no appeul to them. Boy's Heavv Woolen Socks Reg. $9 and $10 AU. Sizes Assorted Colors i At Sill $7.50 Reg, $3.95, at sale . . . $2.88 SAFE SOUND CONSERVATIVE Fernandlna, Kla., boasts the only ReR. 59c, at sale . . ._. J7. Men's Heavy Wool Pants Ladies Woolen Dresses The Oldest Building and Loan Association in the Borough natural ocean-front golt course In MenVWoolen Lackawana Ainer,ldi, the .beautiful sund dunes Underwear Made from Overcoating All Colors with Fancy Twenty-five Years of Faithful Service forming fairways, blinkers and Shirts and Drawers Goods Patterns and Styles the grmid and grass having Reg. $6.00, at sale . ._. $3.65 At Sale $4,4ft I For Information Apply to Any of ttie Officers or Directors planted on tlie government reserva- Reg. $1.75 each, at sale $1.23 tion Immediately adjacent. Men's Silk Striped Men's Latest Style Boy's Shoes MEETS SECOND MONDAY OF EACH MONTH • • • Dress Shirts Dress Oxfords All solid leather ! • The first organised baseball league Guaranteed Fast Color Tan and Black Sizes 10 to ViVVi From 8 A. M. to 8 ?, M. | was formed back In 1871 and wai Reg. $'4.00, 4 sale $1.39 Reg. $5.00, at sale $3,65 Reg. $2.25, at salle . . . $1,65 at the . Vnowu as the Profession^ associa- 'V tion, Including teanw of i'hlladeliihla, HEIL BUILDING Boston, Chicago, Cleveland, Hock ford, A pair of ladies' or children's bed-room Slippers 546 Roosevelt Avenue, Carteret, N. J. Troy, t'ort- Wayne, New York und will be given with every $5 purchase or order FREE Brooklyn, with the Athletics winning FREE Don't Forget to Ask For a-Culendar When You Pay Your Dues the pennant. Mining EttentiaU The old-fiiHlilnned IMUU wuukl like to VENOOK'S DEPARTMENT STORE Officers: President, ,Edward J. llu'jl; Vice President, Joseph-A. Her- know wliy tuiin ctJJiL e^^M never roll Roosevelt Avenue ' CARTERET mann ; Secretary, Thomas Uevereux, out of the urtlst's ciincej'liuii uf the 570 Barbara Dallj • • ', • •••/.'-,, ,

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l'AHK the "spare" >and to the car of her dreams! and you'll spoil tin' S[rip. Tire trouble will APPY the wife or daughter supplemented by the cuftom rich lire ytui nut, so whv H who finds among her trea^ ness of interior treatment — fine let it troublf you. Se- ured gifts on Chriitmas morning, mohair upholstery, enjuisi; • lect a spave or I\v> f" the mysterious Keys to Happi- hroadlacc trim and Butler finish d:iy from our supply. ness! Imagine her delight when hardware. ; "Snyilor'n i itlw.iys a she realizes they arc.the keys to Behind the driver's seat food ant'1 ftljfpe«tlnn IS .1 the moil luxurious gift of all— handy compartment for troph a beautiful Stuckhakcr Cutfom Vitfom. oftheshoppingtour, undertheslopingrc.tr Trucks Becoming Popular With Farmer*. SNYDEJTS With its case of handling, and con- deck, plcntyof room for necessities of travel V,il,ir Im.'k n-Klstriitlims I" rnrn Ix'lt slates nro liullnillvp of rot urn of venient interior arrangement fplenty of and beneath the hood the quiet Studcbaki r ',-r limes r.x.-lH.lliiB ''lil.-iiKO. tlwi sliitM of Illinois, Imllnilft, lown. L-hcad motor, the most powerful in am AUTO SUNDRIES eti'ln mill N.-liruaka liav.- u UiK-k reffistmtloii of WlfM. This room for four), the Standard Six Custom KHIISH" Mlnn car of the size and weight of this Vic'ton.i AND REPAIRS IIKHI-P U more d«julil« Hint of 1020, wtipn the total was lfiH.IST.. Victoria is the ideal car for a woman's A roiiliiiiiii.ff Jfnlflna fur linuMiiR vphl.'lrs Is taken HH U further evidence personal use. Decide now to give her this luxuriously thnt pcon-nilc cotidliloiiH nre Improving In Hits section. The cuslon\ grace of jfs low-swung sled beaut iful gift and let us deliver the car mi body, lustrous with duutone lacquers, is ChriSt mas morn in«»or at anytime ymiw i h

'I'll** plintogrnpli -'.'iws a most tin- STUDEBAKER »l, or perhaps ide Idlest In slBn- Standard Six Cuflom Victoria tough hill PROVES iv. This uniiine tiRiiri' generously \ii|.M the niiili>ri luring the correnpondlng two months Four different drivers. Three last year, to 16 thin year. The number of the best-known motor oils of employees killed decreased from H14 found on the market. to 261, and the number of trespasser* killed declined from 3-M to 321. These good decreases are more than offset however, by the fact that the number THE RESULT of deaths at grade nr« a wireless Other Oil* 5O'A seconds 14.6 miles per hour nation In this re?[n >i niid heedless of 18.0 miles pwr hour "STANDARD" 46 seconds the dunger always iireseiit at a grade crossing, says Hit1 Indlnna Farmers' Guide. The srim si|J(ter of death is lurking near all such places, but how You can get better results, too. many drivers PVIT i nk of him as they Give the new "Standard" appronch the tr.i.-ks? Few drivers ever realize their .•si.oiislhilUy In this zJ Quarter Motor Oil a trial. You can ac- matter. As n u.-.unl tiling, not only J. ARTHUR APPLEGATE tually feel the difference. their own lives, hut the safety of oth- a Quart ers Is at stake. If every driver would 2S0 George Street 363 Diriiion Street only remember that possible annihila- tion awaits h!s party nl each crossing NEW" BRUNSWICK PERTH AMBOY, N. J. and W"Ul<] ilr.ie his car accordingly. the number •! trossiii|{ mcldents would decrease. s T U D E E R "STANDARD Mixing Humor With Its MOTOR OIL Warnings to Motoruts STANDARD OIL COMPAN SLOW Why Not Ride Hit KIDS KK ME K RECK IESS AS YOU USED TO SC In Comfort? SCHOOL There is no longer any financial reason fy Stands the the average family should do without the convenience of a closed car. Ford prices have been brought to such low levels, with such convenient terms of payment, BITTER that almost any family can easily own a Sedan Until you have closely inspected the new Ford closed cars, you cannot appreciate TEST of Kanijuiilt Minn.. Iius found that uniiiiK H lltih- humor with 111 HChool how comfortable they are. With balloon warnings to tnuiurisls hns made them more effective. Besides the one pic- tires, extraorclinary roominess, and deep, tured Bchuiil HIUW slgim hfur (he ad- comfortable seats, they oSer every desir- winter monition, "He Careful of the Kids. We Want. Them All," or "The Kids Will able feature you could ask for in a closed car. I'luy lu the Street." Come in and set us—or telephone, and a Highway Speed May Be representative will be sent to give you a Increased in All State* demonstration. Laughs at it; in fact. It may not he long be tone 'every "Standard", frosty feather is state. In the union will ad vender1 the Runabout Touring Car Coupt Tudor Fordor speed limit uf highway touring beyond $360 $380 $485 $495 $545 only a challenge, quickly ac- 35 miles an hour where the tourist Is I a competent uiuiorlxt and the cur Is ALL PRICES r. O. B. DET&Orr mechunicully Huuud. SrAKTKR >«J F«ai BALLOON TIKES mmimti full mi - «• all mm cepted. Q Gasolines vary in At present In Florida the highway purity, in power, in starting trutnc laws permit a maximum speed of 4"i mile.- mi hour. This speeds up ability. "Standard" is made traffic, iinil where the road 1M wide mid DORSEY MOTORS, INC In good shape mid the driver known MAPLE and FAYETTE BT8. to rigid specifications, com- • v 11 a t he Is ib-lin;, (lie huxurd.i are not iippreelahly Increused. PhonM 366 and 673. bining the qualities necessary Traveling ut this rule., there Is no need for one toiirUt to pass uuothvr in an unfailing fuel for all who Id keeping up to a maximum. Then, an In the case now, tl>9 slow weathers. Q Don't experi- driver will lie the meuacu. ment. Stick to reliable, high- powered "Standard". Great Advance Reported by Trucking Companies Credit (or the large, lncreimm la mm the use of trucks und buHsen during the last year belong! to selentlne study In ihe opiulon of Kdwurd V. l.oomls, secretary .of the, motor truck tfc committee of the National Automohlla Chamber of romuierce, speaking li»- fore the> transportation classes of th« University of I'euiisylvanla recently. There ban been a great adtance in the study of the motor vehicle's re- lation to truiiHport during the last year or two, Mr l.oomli pointed out. Shippers and trucking companies ar« Htudylng routes BO as to use. less con genled streeU kuj thereby reduce. thu«t

l»iiji^ PMDAY, DECEMBER

At Woodbridge Theatre TRITE TRUISMS .|..nrV New Weifsrn U DAILY HELPS The «arly OU READ the Sho! With Adventure widow catcheg the elig- ible ion. open mind In a wonder Oh MWXa ful thing to let loose tn the world. Y (niiigli his screen career in shot The man who han no vocntlon needs i>-li with exciting moments Puck > Ttrntlon. You ire reading tMi onft, 1 Moniiny- Ilant will confer Infill riirouiitered some of l.hi must ence, but H doe* not niwstarlly pro That should convinc* yott , itiff <.xpei iences nf his life in that advertUIng In th«M n p VOI,. IV, No. 4 WOODHIUDGK H1OII SCHOOL, WOOTV IUDGF,, N. .1. Decembers, 1926 Old men always know more than (luce virtue. l 1 columns la • profitable -,king 'The Flying Hnrwmnn," his th«y believe. •stern which will be shown at proposition; that It WiB -,.. | W Dream of Tired Stude How To Study Effectively Tuesday- Woman la mo»t perfect *rlng buslneii toyonr ,. VVnri ilbridgi' Theatre Monday. In CHATTERBOX STAFF Directions ai to and colts- • when moit womanly. •tore. The fact that tha ,,.-, fiiit moving story, based upon Over French Book The iruak before using. By "Jep" Nel.on other fellow adrcrtiMi ia .lK nvii nd's novel, Muck is surrnund- Kdilor fur this issue Night After The Game Wednesday—Virtue and noble deeds probably the reason h* s| | |,y i»MexceliVnt cast, fjlnrtys Mc- Thi>mas Brennan '28 After a mnn sees It hlmMlf he al-nre better than high descent, gett i ng more buslneM thaft To study effectively you must be ,,i,n(.|l hiis the lending feminine Associnte Editors, Orece Ran- (Reading from Book) ways wonders what drew roch a fool It falling to you. Would mrrounded by the proper atmosphere. crowd. Thursday—Out of one good action it not b* well to glv* kin '27, Wesley HciHclberg '27, the other fellow • chanet Husk, cast as Murk Winlon, is en Willinm Monta(?un '27, George Atmosphere is an essential to con- of ours Uod produces a thousand, the Alway.9 attentive for the latest entrated effort as raisins to home .,,,,(,. to the sleepy lit.tl<- town (if Los \Siepman '27, InRrid Nelson '27 news, the statement has reached ua A m»n Is yery oftrti prevented from harvest of which I* perpetu»l. .,,,1,,.;, when he encounters Bert Kid- Benj. Ntuss '27, Kuth Erb '28. brew. Many advices assist in creat- wddllnplds own canoe by a wife who that fontball is replacing dueling as ng atmosphere. One is to print on ,.y iihiising i>m' of eight hoys, the Sports Guido Brigiani '27 ockg the boat. Friday--Belm then mad* free To Read Your Ad the favorite sport of France. If > card your lowest marks received ,,'ns nf Happy .loo. Happy ,loe is a Thos. Limoli '27 from Bin, ye become the MrtanU of this is tru« France is losing the tra- n high school, to place it in a con- in These Columns^! ,,HV nlil derelict who has a shack Personals Mndelyn Ford '27 dition of romance and chivalry of Fair weather friends are plentiful, righteousness. ,11 I he liinch^of Colonel Savory. Rid- Alumnae spicuous position, and when inertia ut few Hrowllllng to hold nn umbrtl- her famous pastime. akes possession nf your mind to rend over you during a storm of ad ver- ley jn |.,ve with .lunc, Colonel SaV- Herbert Christensen '27 Saturday—We are ashatn«d »f not It would be a shame, however, to and tremble at your future fate; ity. being shameless. WOODBRIDGE INDEPENDENT nrv . .laughter, takes a beating at S'*"nior Notes lining uf Hiick. !!<• leaves swear- ]ps« entirely the color and pictur- this will set you digging for knowl- MIDDLESEX PRESS 111'' Margaret Morganson '27 vcMj^'iince. Huw he compromises esque atmosphere of the historic e, like a dog scratching for fleas. 20 Green St., Woodhridre ing Junior Notes duels. Therefore, conservatively n,k, falsely accuses him of murder, Yiju should not countenance excit- Thomns BrennaTi '28 speaking, we suggest "rapier-ball," a ng pictures on the wall; portraits of :,l Hies to prevent Silver Muck win- Sophomore Notes combination of football and dueling, JII; I In-. Coniaiichc Handicap lays the unknown ancestors are wnrmly rec- Marguerite Price '29 retaining the happiest features of ommended. Insist on strong, clear ** inflation for tine of the most ah- Freshmnn Notts both. ihiiig screen stories seen in recent ight so as to have all possible illu- Suggesting Robert Hnvilahd '30 Eleven duelists on cftch side pro- mination on the subject of your ma- CuinntM ol i.nths. Eighth Grade. Laura Grossman In the cast With Huck is Harvey ceed in the usual manner of gridiron ture deliberations. Another sugges- M

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L' I • ' > MAJESTIC THEATRE PERTH AMBOY PRESENTING •r .- if ERS VAUDEVILLE "AlomaTH" Promi«r« to f E and Prove Big Senialion •V yv.iri: \" • ' •>'< "" a Snuth Sra TODAY and TOMORROW- he U induced 'al*' — V, j i,;iTT=flf right d'lW'. r A briwn-?kin dance1 •Vim Manner* ce with a series .f wh" a'!']'- '".''ii Invause he nnce and n 111-*> than a surf r- .'.mding away — nnd lnvc. ;-. ('il.i: ;a is" H-iter th IT" -. her'.•*.•: ;s JEn-er a native who Innps for tV..- i. !••.«,'.'••» star i ir:H. H>- swear? vengeance if any :'.-. play •rs :li K'JCeV.e 1 )'. thing ?hould happen to her. T! <•• .:, •• i>.i ihar :ui-l' Wai- * r along crimes an old sweetheart, n ••*

•• ,.,.., married to the lad's best friend Mr.vvei- ••' to t le What happen*? Remember — th.-r- *.- Th •a'.iv t..ni'VrM w. are sharks—who "prefer whi!<- iiv a" Vlt !.• Cl ,..-!!V,-1! and Fra ;k \- tn brown" — sharks in thn Up--". ;,:•. . r-d tfd Wl h th- '!"' y And raging tempests. S(iu*h >• >i : --• •• - dances and—<>h well—nnc.ha- to -• • "Alcma 'if the Smith Seas" t . api :< •• thl-i pa,-r wl on ciale it. This pii-t',ir<- which erne? t" "•

ONE DAY ONLY Sunday, Dec. 5— Buster Keaton in "Battling Butler" THEAT MON., TUES., WED.—Dec. 6, 7, 8— •

•.'••., • ii l J ,, y Evening 7 and '.' >< • \ IM A S C E N E Ff\OM THE GLORIA SW .N AND EUGENL i NEVER ANY ADVANCE IN PRICES PARAMOUNT PICTUfa INE MANNERS' , in

FRIDAY and SATURDAY—December 3 Mid 4 — \V ••'•iiiri'lcf Theatre nn Thursday ;t:ui Kriiliiy. marks Hilda Gray's tie- "The Campus Flirt" 'ii-.i- a- a F'iirumu'jnt star. Maurice Tom Mix in ( T-urneiir directed it. The cost in- cludes such playvr? as Percy Mar- "The Great K.& A. Train Robbery" nv.nt, .lular.ne Juhnsti.n. William Companion Feature P Avi-'.t and Warner Hnx'er. READES ^^ Norman Kerry in "The Love Thief" Harold Lloyd on MATINEE EVENINf. KO KO, the Klown in Song Kar Tune 15c—30c 25c,35.,."ft "HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN KELLY?" j I New Empire Bill S SUNDAY—Dec. 5—Double Feature Program— ! Great Comedian Among Stars L'nder Personal Direction of Walter Reade. Frank Evans I;.. Continuous Show : on List of Pictures Booked TRAND PERTH AMBOY At Rahway Matinee—2 and 3,30—Children, Ad Jits, 30c. Lefty Flynn in "The College Boob" Evening—7 and 9—Orchestra, All Sea •s, 50c; Balcony. V r .r.tirv.iing th«> pr.lu-y of a il"lible Companion Feature 35; Children, 2 j. fiu: ire prutfriim daily. th<- N'cw Em- 1 p:.r.- Theatri". Kahway. is iiffcring an- Elaine Hammerstein in "The Unwritten Law" ••:.'. r dftiphrful bill fur the we<-k. TODAY and SATURDAY- iii., i.f t!x- bi^ptr attractions on Screen Snap Shot* '.iu- 1>*. ci.'iiit.-' on Friday and Sat- I ur.iny. Iiiv<.mbi-r lu and 11. It i.- MONDAY and TUESDAY—Dec. 6 and 7— CMAGIUW AND WW\MWB.KXUn IN ASCIM IW Vf.l V.VA£I TC .,7*000010* ! Har..!J IJnyd's "Why Worry?" Double Feature Program VU-OfAA Of THI SOUTT1 SLAV A PAJVAMOUM HC S.-I.Ies nf 1'iitron? of tilt Empire have ri-iiut->:t-il that this picturt be shuwn 1 at Rah'.vuy. F"r sunif reason it nev- Blanche Sweet and Neil Hamilton in t-r pot on although it ha? been re- ;| iva.-cil >i-vt-ral nmnihs. But it will "Diplomacy" WOODBRIDGR St- the iM]j.]iner f"!1 the date> IIKMI-IJ Companion Feature ™ ™ THEATRE •Why Wurry?" liko all Llu.vd'f ;»:i'iurc- is orijrinal. Each of the Matinee: Tuesday.'Thursday, Friday. °,0 P. M. i>iK hits of this favorite ha? licvn William Fairbanks in "A Winning Wallop" Saturday, 2.30 P. M.—Every Eveninjr. 7 i-.i.d 9 P. M. 1 Jistiru-tly different from any of the Pathe News ) .ithi-r#. Hut :he tontral idta in "Why j LAST TIMES TODAY—FRIDAY- W .rry?" is familiar to those who SUNDAY ONLY— WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY—Dec 8 and 9— RED GRANGE in | have nad the stories of 0. Henry, Richard Harding Davis and other Double Feature Program i writers who arausod the world with Bert Lytell and Edna Murphy in "One Minute to Play talv? of revolutions in mythical south. , Anita Stewart in "Whispering Wires" Catneo Comedy "Bad Breaks" Japan em i-,.untried. In "Why Wurry?" SPECIAL MUSIC L'-'jd i* in the 'character of a wealthy Companion Feature yn'.inj; man who has nothing to du "Obey The Law" TOMORROW—Saturday Only—Matinee 2.30 P. M. ai.ii. although his health is perfect. ;:iui(lir.e.- he has all kinds of symp- Gaston Glass and Alice Lake in tom, of illne's. He g"is tn "Paradise", a land STRAND BIG TIME C "The Price of Success" •.vh--iv there are revolutions as a mat- ter "f r"j,'H'. Ignorant of this fact Comedy — Arthur Lake in "Wanted, a Bride" l.!'>vti lands; during the thick of one gzrarao f the d;.».'.jrbances and is promptly AUDEVILLL FRIDAY and SATURDAY—Dec 10 and 11-r- • t.'.r'••,<.!! ii.t-i jail together with hi? V THE FIRST TIME IN RAHWAY •FINE MANNERS I.-.TM.- and talet. Then the trouble) , a:id fun be(titi. There are six rev Is j d (jhnvnouni Qlcttat f as sparkling a comedy as i-ver ; Harold Lloyd in "Why Worry?" ' •\v.i< screened. William Russell stars 'iii "Before Midnight", a companion Companion Feature . j ictj'e running with "Why Worry'.'" Pictures of football he rut's are the William Russell in "Before Midnight" , SPECIAL MUSIC : V'igue at this, sea.-oii and Lefty Klynn Charley Chase fn "Long FHv the King" Fox News is the star in oi«_- of these screen Ko Ko Song C*r-Tune"S*iling" stuties, "The ("oiiege Bool|," billed • MONDAY—December 6th—No Matinee for Sunday. Klynn is cast m a yuuth from a small tow;n. He goe- CRESCENT T~ BUCK JONES in t\) college but has promised hi.< aunt Announcement- and uncle that he will keep out of all PERTH AMBOY—Tel. 255 CONTINUOUS SHOW EVERY SUNDAY e Flying Horseman" ganjes. He is so husky that the foot- i ball ,coach induces him to try out, 2 P. M. TO 11 P. M. Educational Comedy "Beware" Aesop Fables anyway, and he is a great success. I TUESDAY—Dec. 7—One Day Only—Matinee 3.^0 P. M. He falls' in love and has plenty of NOW PLAYING- trouble with the other fellows in college but he wins the big game of "Partners Again" the year. Billy West in "Thrilling Youth" With On the Sunday bill also is "The GEORGJE SIDNEY—ALEXANDER CARR Unwritten Law." It is the story of Chapter Six "Fighting Marine" Felix Comedy a man who trilled with a woman and — alto — I pays the penalty of death in time to D IT MAS WEDNESDAY—December 8th—No Matinee an unhappy union with him. ADOLPHE MENJOU in saves another girl, heroine from • "A Winning Wallop," is the title , Viola Dana in PERTH AMBOY—Tel. 2796 of a stirring picture for Monday and ! "A Social Celebrity" Tuesday. William Fairbanks is the i Mack Sennett Comedy "Wandering Willies" star. It is a plausible enough yarn ' TODAY— PPathe Review of a wild college lad who gels in "Bred in Old Kentucky" wrong with his dad because of his THURSDAY and FRIDAY—December 9th and 10th— free use of the old man's money. He has a sw'eetneart and wins her and Mary Pickford in $100,000 in a battle with a champion SATURDAY—Dec. lighter. •"Diplomacy," with Blanche filLDAGRAY Sweet and Neil Hamilton heading the cast is the companion feature for M'imluy and Tuesday. Harry Carey in "Satin In Town" "SPARROWS" i "The Price of Success," billed for : Wednesday and Thursday is n/t>t a j story of business struggles as the I A Treat For Young And Old title might indicate. It is the thrill-i Serial ing, absorbing drama of a woman ! * who is in danger of losing her hus- band to another woman and fight* ENTIRE WEEK—Beginning Saturday, Dec. 4— successfully to retain him. SUNDAY »nd MONDAY—Dec. 5 «nd 6— In the whole list there is not a more thrilling mystery story than Alice Terry and Antonio Moreno in Cameo Coin "Whispering Wires," billed for Wed- SPECIAL MUSIC nesday and Thursday. Anita Stew- Hoot Gibson in A art heads a cast of stars. There u COMING ATTRACTIONS action in every inch uf the film, We're in the N«vy" — "Kid Boots" — "Forlorn Riv- shooting, narrow escapes, cuunter- "Mare Nostrum" ploU without end. Yet there is hu- "The Hidden Loot" er" _ "£aKle of the Sea" — "Battling Butler" — "Mare 'il Nostrum". mor enough U> balance the plot and nuke it altogether tnjoyabU.

«d*V >. i*~_J ' «.!*-1 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1926 Stripts Go ' A Perfect U$e THE and Strip* ofthtNew Paulus Dairy Co frown bolman lohn PauluH, Prop. Established 1890 Maih Office: 189-195 New St., New Brunswick, N. J Phone 2400

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AULUS' MOVING OSITIVELY USE ERFECTLY MILK tyour pASTEURIZED GOODS hff Paulus' Pasteurized Select Milk TELEPHONE Walker-Gordon Certified Milk Wendmese Farms Raw Golden Guernsey Milk 7 E SEE train or derrick Wmoving goods in order Suydam'B and Rutger's Special Raw Tuberculin that the demands of an ever increasing population may he Tested Milk satisfied. But before at derrick is put in DISTRIBUTION COVERS motion, or before a train travels the tracks, the invisible motive force of manufacturing New Brunswick, Highland Park, South River, Sayr«vlHe, TEE ?rl»nq«rV Song it now pttrt, but and selling must be applied. Parlin, South Amboy, Perth Amboy, stripes vr irt&rtei thin ever. And to Worn* who mil that "all clothes are de- show thrir Mtpendence some of them go ogned loi Happen these days'' will find The telephone is a dynamic Woodbridge, Ford* and Metuchen, N. J. up and down and some go 'round and solace lor their woes in the smartly dig- motive force in business—in 'rmmd, while in u\e dock above they nified fines of this gown. The dolman buying, in manufacturing, in manage to keep itnight except (or the in- •leeve, popular though it U, does not lend selling. verted pluit section, the curls and trim- itself readily to every style of dress, but ming btndi. Whether ttiipol or plain faentti long Una are perfectly adapted to Put the power of the telephone material is used the tailored ipirit ct this the unbroken sweep of the surplice (nut. into action. It will speed up drem assures style and comfort to the The wabt blouses slightly above the snug your business and increase Smokeless Soft Coal wearer. The cardigan doling and turn- low belt, while the skirt fulness is held your profits. back cuffc with link buttons furnish a flat around the hips by small stitched dash of masculinity, and the unusual plaits. These may continue in plait to Is Good Fuel pockets furnish a feminine touch of the hem, or they may be left open at originiliy illustrated. We Have It (O*vri«*l. by Butttrhk) (Cepyntkt, fry Butlrrvk) Give U» A Call 13 13 Perth Amboy Far Eaiier First L'thographer Th« ImnlHHt thing is to any no, hui Aloj'N Seni'Md'T. u |"«ir we llnd that we ran nconmpllHh thi' dramatist, resitl'iil in Munich, ucr|. RYMSHA & CO., Inc. same thing b.v tnklnx the mutter un dentally Invented ilic art of Illluigra- 989 State St. MAURER, N. J. (ler advisement.-OMo Stnte Journal

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.The Oldest Radio By Charles Sughroc Closing the Contest Shop In Woodbridge , i MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL OTHERS F»oMWIUoW5;eAUGPA«ieLuawrrz Lawn Seed ; VOUP UKE TOKUOW WHERE SOME t'jA %vfte SYMARKEP "PETBOTT, MICH* AMD BEUUH QARPeR.*ST CrMAPLgS,/WO.; BRMA | Garden Tools \ BUT rj" een-wer TIME ib f\&< A (JAME HILKER,» tEVJISTOW, UTAH,, SrSVB SMITH ANV AAORE OF SOOKIOS ARH Q^> IMdlDE "COVAL. aAK,MlW FPOAA Poultry Wire | 1 tJEEWAH, WIS., (nww>cPfiAUMeieft5l OF AWP »JP IMP ODMresr, so HOSrve UP AM , /VWkB«UERrrE EaiS, KEUWETH ^tomo. MIUM. A Mason — and — ByOibarM Fanny Gives Strong Interference ) THE FEATHERHEADS mmmmntmnw — • " — ' MIIHII III nn II III 11 Ilrll II ffli II illll IHtllH III til i>iH "If Building Contractor FELIA I 643 Linden A»e., WILL NOW VAME (k V KNEW WE UI^D "C»P\RftNV Woodbridge CROI\TUE | TONIGHT- GOME Tel, 1 fMkOE ^ BOLT . . - EKTtOVWNEW DOOR- WELL,SMOTUE , JUDGE R. A. fflRJVER 1 Ml flM* »r> Funerml director h»i np^N Expert Etnbalmer ,, ,, >

,Tlie only fully equipped U4 V]hit date Undertaking EstablUhmsat fa towntown. Fair Treatment to All. Office Phune—2«4, J t' , Residence Phone— 319, VS FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1926 FAGE TEN [Shot Window Out Before ! Freeman ««Ute, stripped lh* place of rr,ndurt<-d a fruit!?,,, „,, I Looting Shed of Tool Set a quantity of U,nU valued at 124., rulpritn. "r< ' 'WoodbrMge Arcanum Woodbridge and made their neap* before Mrn. — rrU <>• p«T rittfiH<"d 5hp nth w York, Wed-'- :?>' « . ^ Marco-/ M.i - r • - Mrs John P.- • >f

- f XV- ;h.'.: "* >per.t Wednesday ". her rr. ther, ; : '.-.: .;•• t ..-.f. . *epr. .r.e K-vr • ~ A Good Way To Save Time Mrs. Clarence T . Mr- T >!..••••:.: Ky.-.r. .-treet Raymond Yv-~- \ -••-:• -. MtV-Khtr. WeJr.es-j William LyN A "''-'•• street. :':err.''-ri7, I ard ,. , - ' wn. Erne?: K'-t- i-Jer R»- • —The Tuesda;, v-J :- it.•••-. riub postponed •^f.EK at the .._. 7 Pi-hoc: teachers of ieter. gj».-Vfr^-j*h. will. «t.r up 4 kjm€ of yri j i • .-x or. Myrtle i And Money ...... Lutheran Church —Mr. *:• t V- I ..- Orv.r.er •: i-f ce>f»t>on. « r.e j-ja'.y enn« until nex- • ^ \\.-.--<>-iit afterr.oor. a! the ftioa. N V Mr *"-i Mr? TVt:- aV •-rr.wM ..-f Gr*nd Cr--.:. —William Mart. • (.ireer. street Greiner <: .- •-- Arrivy Mr A v. ;.•(• T-.- ~tr* of other ,--r- S!,d foster Bus? •-• Make your selections of Xmas Gifts early- . i r : V- G Kr.ok Sr., who has beer. Mr«. J->:-. V -—•< *."' > ^\J ' ' ' - Amboy .•...... ,,Vf;. f ue^Ks i« cor.- Wfdr.p»ii.»y i •.s\tf »• 'w «-T ibr>d(re C:-r.- ^Mrs. Jaa«; S fr.; ar.d :rifant ' .:, Mr a-J Mr- V.-- lJ-r.U*R r.ow at tlw.r A small deposit will reserve any item V- -,i Mr?. Christensen cf -Mr ri Mr- fM:>< Nt»r> i": on -•r,-,: er-.Vrtairwd Mr. and Mr?, 'irr.: y r:^ :-. 1 ^ F :r»)>*:h .--" • ~r, arc ?on ,i-ft- sr.d Mr?. A. Chr-.jtenser. day, i..itrti a: the raee::r.? _.\ndww A. ' • May we have the pleasure of showing you •*;• fvcr.-.-c. - M- : •'" ^'w? '^"" -•-• *s-w i^xsr it New Jjmor of Linden M-< &i:tv Ijrron «r:«r:i --.w - > A; Svrer; U.»rA^ _^ _ >--..-I*T f.rr.-.-p. N • dlJ. jn New York Wwirr>ir' r*^ - «- —The Sipna A' Phi Sr>r?rity - ;- :".<> FriJi-.y evening ili-xf Church met the following very fine assortment of ng ir.J >.~.br."!: *. r.jr-.-f (r *. V.HTTWtrrjr T-e n, .^ CdnfT»8ra. • t 5..M Monday evening »• •nmc of their 're«hrcer>.^ wfT:> ;'".-r." wn or, Main far.jr. Rira.-rd- —Mr . .#a«ler. Mrs. A: 0 L*di«r»' Toilet Sct»—Consisting of Am^er, Tortoise Shell, Pearl, Ivory •.v.:h v.ir'.- se- :"-:-w ar.d others. 2 piece to 20 piece sets f'>r $1.98 to $65 Sff-I «. •pent -: -*orc N;rr.-.ir. —Mr* i F.;. *:- ,--.:- —Mrs. Joseph 1 »•!.. >,.r.-i -; .tM ?. Wednesday after? W Manicure Set*—In boxes or leather ca.=es : $1.69 to $15 Set ; I "ft );:!• —Mr Gustav Imported Vase* and Tray» and Incente Burner*. "•">•• if- «p*nt ••- Pearl Beads $3.98 to $20 Set n.i.l. :JC Mr< Perfume a—Single \>•>n\>:< cr Sfts—Djer Kiss, Coty's HubigantV ; • i . • '. " Scar»da , 49c to $6 per box d£e avenue ha; Waterman's Fountain Pen*—For Ladies' and Men $2.75 to $2Q Mab«l Par- Parker's, Schaetier's and Waterman'* Fountain Pen*— For Ladie- and Men $2.75 to $20 —St. Eliiabet Church wi!l hole Vacuum Bottle*—Stanley. Thermo?, etc. pt , qt., and gals, and Lunch Kit*. Men'* Toilet Set*—3 and 5 piece, in Amber. Pearl, Ivan, etc* $3.98 to $19.50 Shaving Set*— $3.50 to $18.00 Card Set»—Consisting of Chips and Cards,_ $3.98 and $9.98 •-•i.t:« :owt . Lottve Mir.aier, t.»v". i Mrs. COMING EVENTS the ho'.iday »nd - Cigar and Cigarette Ca*e*—In leather and silver. Also a good as- Th# T»ala Aaaiai Ri>U C*_ rrcas V •-.?;-.er -;sr.iy: P Laf.'.i. vi-f.y **t: • -:r.j among ret- .\>»»BSHT 1'. y IS U in OR^rtaB^tj s*.:". e* tr. to»m. sortment of cigarette holders. 3 —.'iri rir'.y W. rent*, ii'.k h:-se: Cin Be-:k. tae«« e?jru —M;>* Eve:>"r -• r..er "t Sv •ar- arr:": Miry C'-?*'.-ra. >ar.;-.~« cas- t:r.. Pa., -j vis:t j -sr ^;=trr. Mr, Pipe*—Kavwoodie, Malano, and rnonv others. JI ta« R*i CTVM* iiiti Mr? A Leii:fr. ipr-r.; Frvi E. L Co-stello ct :".i"."*ay avtr.aa. Cigar *—Imported and Domestic. Best known brands. Packed I^it-Hr. irr.-i B, M*:::ii. :ir: Ly- 3—?".*? A itr-r.u J? Li; —The Mii!*5 . -.'j. ir.-i Eteii* e 10, 25. and 50 in box. Ti« Te=th A»na»: !tol: Otil •>'. tie i\& Crr-'.fky. iry.r.g set; i Buf.er. Or.:-tt oi Fieerci • -.:<•*-. v-.si:^.i re-- »3 StJ i>Ml j i*'rd ii» j-**f -sir :•..- -.rs> ; Htr.ry Ktr.r.^iy, y'.ijj- A-:•.•-•. r-.un. 3t:vti :n Pi:^;.-» • tr Su-.day. Cigarette*—All brands. Packed in cartons. U NoT«ab«r 11 :» li. It ti u ia- *s: T;-sf> P-ttrr. itit.rrry. M:>. -Mr acd Mr ---7-.er. H. Wy;J Tobaccos-Full line in one-half pound jars and tin?. T-.I»:;OC to »« W r.icne w.ta rt^r B.:-.j-.ir. a-.r.r.. :. L ar.-.:-.. ipr, r.; . . . 3i«a:i^-jh.? :rj »:ij rs*:i-:( »er- y-i 5 .» at.--•-• E'lrir - V ^.'^r. ';: ATn:>o.v ***'•'-• •'.•""• -«•••-">>' tr. Fla*k»—Silver. Very attractive. !•-: '.'7 ;. •• —Th* Mer.= • :h* Metr,:- Novelty Pin Cushions— $1.79 Candies—Loft's Special*, Belle-Mead Swe«ts and Huyler'* -A: tSe *:^> ,.,: -et.r? ^^^ pa;;;r f_ . ... ;ne ,eoture v :; Camera*—$1 and up Christina* Cards A :coitnting for "Island* ••vi'f^iy ' - '2 "''-^ •'-"• ..., ..( .ce ... T^urfJiy even- Also Flashlight?. Razors. Pen Knives. Ash Trays, Watch Chains -: '%lt' ':-£. P^'*-:t*r 1-" T^ R«T.' W. W. Mr AJ*. .'.I"" Giles •'- Newark. '.atior.a'.ly -knowr. and many other things Do You Pr Get in your order early for Breyer's Ice Cream for Use Good Paper When the :Iuo Hitter, i- tht- cen- You Write? - .. -. r ^ ?. I-. v,-. it... •"* h.ive Christmas Dinner. We'll deliver it at •-^ M-.r.'j Fr ••-.htr- We Can Print Anything r«r*'-:."t«'rtar. •„ r.jrch the time you specify. ar.d :;• L!U&5 x,f the C ,n- Do U Right •_r.^ 'Pal Lr.^rc:'.v- MIDDLESEX PRESS --A :-•" ±-i Phi Sigma Plans Xmas FRANKEL'S PHARMACY Baskets for Poor Families 76 Main Street Phone 150 Woodbridae Your Ad in This Paper -- •• v Is Read in the Home

r.e: Hir> .:iibeth D:.ir. ti-ro jart , I thrr.-.. T-.t- i j party wi'.'. 'r* .-.e ho".ii*rs ar.j i giving you at a remarkable price. ":/ rj_- Wi>..er +t._. ,.f rj-.: ;, -^-.^ t»-j'.f>, Th,t if ">' Mr;- F reit f.-.-jolati. r. ;:.:r. a p»ir 3? har.ii Come In and Look fyrtr Our Line. *pa.:=tT-«i 5-ln r-r'-rrit *"as wor. 'rjy M~. i » ;;-»:.-, t. tie- Dtrfw- Bir; \ i»e, De'.cious re- Do your Christmas (hopping oaxly and. hare hr*1, •*-.•.-: **rve\i. Why* Bec:vj>r the Hrae T->«n Paper choice. ». ,«... i .s an ir.s:::u::;':'.—a regular visitor that r £»-- Fords, M.w Creviit is cheerfully extended to you. even- n-.err.ber 0: the famiiy kv>ks :'">r ar.d r^aii ircrr. fr\ n;-w back. We Cuts and Copy to help you build -? „ Ar- A •-*••* ^i-m-i- :^f re- tw W, i e Tibl« »t Pirty for «.-rr iv: ^.i :« -T»c ti* S-:r: Synagogue Adath Israel

Mrs. So6eJd I* EXPRESS WAGN DOLL CARRIAGE 1 *r> ai t_*c i.-: party las; 1 DOLLS r.,rtt JV t-e l^ivi Aui: Very Special IS madt of Rord. Ad- v-. 1 justable Hivod. Heavy Rub- k wonaerful assortment . . A* -^ I ber Tirt-s on Wheels. At well-dressed, talking Dull--. I Kemarkal.!e Price1.*. at a verv special price. I p s*::^- Body is made from select- • - *n 1 , ' A ... , 1V L"^ $400 Lart« Taikm, Doil... $2.50 ed Hard \\ aod. and h»* Medium W.5O M«Uum T«HUM DOU. $3.50 V P :>.r.-fJ..-. Mrs. heavy rubber lires. Small $3,00 Small taJkii ."••hi Mr,. K;-_-,• A E> r.i Mri.K._ir.j Mr*. M P \\ « also have a full line of sleds, roller skates, rocking hoises, blackboard.-, iu-wrt. a^i Mi» MiTj H.y M-1^ sik « banks table* with chairs for children, swing*, teddy bears games, trunk*, desk- Thomat Seetny, Old Reddest tl ^ scooters, wagons., dolls and doll carriages, tool chests and automobiles. GOOD PRINTING Of P. Re*dmg Pum Away W« bare a large quanti^r of inlaid linoleum and printa which w* o4f«r at a verv low price. TKia u all new merchandiae with laUat pattermt. Juat fiwr" and Is Always the Cheapest 1 look at thew woooWful barjaia. which wo are offering at unheard of price*. D° I not BUM thu opportunity. . ,.- Especially 15 ::..> :r_.e i* tk« All Inlaid linoleum, $1.49 per yard. Linoleum 96 c«*U p*r y*rd. All pr»n«» $, Ictier htid> i^a .:r.er sta- tioner). Such iterr? ^rr j .1.;: pers«.-".*l for Mrs p - E A. Fiaa. You want them :o i x>k their «iujj»*v-t. Mr* V Gilaux trrfcl-JV «f »£i»* incest Mrk i\ JOHN A. KOZUSKO J TV MIDDLESEX PRESS COMPLETE HOME FURNISHER T«LSTS News Telephone 6>-

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