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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Dec 11, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

City Of Fire Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Peek-A-Boo Camera

Barney and Fred do an impromptu dance at a party and find that the frolic has been filmed for TV.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

I Was A Brainy Weresmurf/Snappy's Puppet

Brainy gets a little hairy and howls some after he gets scratched by wolf bane.

08:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hello Nice Warners/La Behemoth/Little Old Slappy Tells the story of what happens when the Warners siblings are cast in a new film by the comedy genius, Mr. Director.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Lights Out/ Swimming Buddy

Lumpus can't get the Jelly Beans to turn their lights out!

09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Parasitic Pal/ It's No Picnic

Lazlo gets a new best friend. It's not another camper but a parasitic leech that is stuck to his head!

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Duel Of The Double Crossers! When Mongul recruits Jonah Hex to bring new gladiators to the War World, the old west bounty hunter wrangles the Dark Knight.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

What Lies Beneath

The Pack is feverishly trying to resurrect Van Kleiss, but they need Rex's help!

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Good Copy, Bad Copy

An alien doppelganger impersonates Ben and is out to destroy him with the power of his own Omnitrix.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Sticks & Stones

An evil Nighlok with the ability to insult people wrecks havoc on the city and the Power Rangers.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

11:30 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

My Fair Brainy! / The Cat That Cried Woof In order to obtain the entire world's money, Brain must reprogram a satellite orbiting the Earth. Luckily, NASA is offering the opportunity for one child to go on the next space shuttle mission.

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Meet The Fackelmayers Sami invites Whitney to a party from work where they meet two brothers. Sami has a crush on one of the brothers named Freddie but he got the hots for Whitney. 12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 PICTURE THIS WITH QUICKFLIX TB

If you're mad about movies, can't get enough of your Hollywood stars, or just want to check out what's hitting our screens - then you can't miss the brand new entertainment program, Picture This with Quickflix, hosted by Ruby Rose.

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al Bundy Shoe Dick In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 TAKE 40 LIVE PRESENTS... WS TB

Take 40 Stars Of Summer Take 40 Stars of Summer launches summer in style with Sneaky Sound System & Havana Brown at Take 40s glamorous harbour-side mansion.

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bye Bye Birdie

Mike and the staff throw separate bachelor and bachelorette parties for Paul and Claudia.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lady Or The Tiger Mike finds it impossible to break off with his new magician girlfriend since she's developed a near fatal attraction to him. Meantime, Carter and Stuart invest in a nightclub.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:30 THE BACHELOR PG It's a romantic whirlwind for the final three bachelorettes -- Jillian, Melissa and Molly -- as Jason sweeps them away for fantasy overnight dates in New Zealand.

17:30 SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cult Like

18:30 TEEN MUM PG

Baby Steps Amber decides she no longer wants to live with Gary; Maci struggles in school; Catelynn and Tyler discuss their future; Farrah wants to move out of her parents' house.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan dates one of Charlie's gorgeous ex-girlfriends.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

With Leonard, Howard and Raj away camping in the desert, an injured Penny has only Sheldon to rely on.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vengeance Formulation After he's humiliated on National Public Radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke, and the guys help Sheldon exact his revenge. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries not to destroy his new relationship with Bernadette.

Starring: Katee Sackhoff, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 XXX 2002 Captioned Repeat WS M

XXX

Vin Diesel stars as former extreme sports athlete Xander 'XXX' Cage, notorious for his death defying public stunts. Enlisted by the Government for a dangerous covert mission, he must use all his extreme skills to combat a clever, organised and ruthless enemy far beyond the scope of his experience.

Starring: Vin Diesel, Samuel.L. Jackson, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Mild Coarse Language

00:00 WS M

Gaslit Chuck, Serena, Blair, Dan, Jenny and Eric are faced with a crisis when a member of one of their families is hospitalized. Nate tries to help his parents reconcile.

Starring: Blake Lively, , , Taylor Momsen, , Kristen Bell

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug References

01:00 Repeat M

All About Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Wiegel's Pregnant - Part 2 The entire Reno Sheriff's Department is on duty at the Harrah Hotel and Casino to bust Carrot Top, who is throwing the furniture out of his suite.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

About A Boy Finch schemes to hire a sexy au pair to care for his nonexistent son. Elliott and Jack have trust issues after Jack gives Elliott a loyalty test. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 1) Armed with cable TV and a new remote control, Al is determined to stay on until he finds something good to watch on television - while Kelly's public access show becomes the hottest thing on cable.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Daddies Anonymous Fred and Barney join a club to avoid weekend chores, while their wives think they are out pushing baby carriages. Mon Dec 12, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Kikitchi Can't Sleep! - Kuromametchi Finds His Coolness

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hello Nice Warners/La Behemoth/Little Old Slappy Tells the story of what happens when the Warners siblings are cast in a new film by the comedy genius, Mr. Director.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

My Fair Brainy! / The Cat That Cried Woof In order to obtain the entire world's money, Brain must reprogram a satellite orbiting the Earth. Luckily, NASA is offering the opportunity for one child to go on the next space shuttle mission.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

The Team Unites Five Teenagers are asked to help save the world by a weird being called Zoltar after they fend off a bunch of Bullies at a local Bowling Alley.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Hail The Tornado Tyrant!

Red Tornado attempts to create a being that will possess the one thing he lacks; human emotion.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

I Was A Brainy Weresmurf/Snappy's Puppet

Brainy gets a little hairy and howls some after he gets scratched by wolf bane.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Peek-A-Boo Camera

Barney and Fred do an impromptu dance at a party and find that the frolic has been filmed for TV.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Have You Ever Had A Genie Hate You

Due to Jeannie's sister's meddling, Jeannie now hates Tony. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Peoples Choice A girl who grew up in Hazzard County returns home, and with the Duke family's help, she challenges Boss in a local election.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Eye Of The Beholder Endora makes Darrin wonder about Samantha's age when he finds a picture that looks like her dated 1690. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bye Bye Birdie

Mike and the staff throw separate bachelor and bachelorette parties for Paul and Claudia.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 Repeat WS PG

The Barber

Kramer arrives fresh from getting a haircut by their neighbourhood barber, Gino. Admitting that Gino's Uncle Enzo does a less than satisfactory job with his own hair, Jerry claims he feels too sorry for him to change. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 2) The Bundy's dreams of fame and fortune remain just that after Kelly's popular local cable talk show is revamped for primetime by Hollywood network executive Jeff Littlehead.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Boys In The Band Nina is dating the lead guitar player of Finch and Kevin's new "air band" and convinces him to quit the group. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

The Team Unites Five Teenagers are asked to help save the world by a weird being called Zoltar after they fend off a bunch of Bullies at a local Bowling Alley.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Duel Of The Double Crossers! When Mongul recruits Jonah Hex to bring new gladiators to the War World, the old west bounty hunter wrangles the Dark Knight.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lady Or The Tiger Mike finds it impossible to break off with his new magician girlfriend since she's developed a near fatal attraction to him. Meantime, Carter and Stuart invest in a nightclub.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Operation - First Couple On The Moon Jeannie's sister gets assigned to Tony on the first couple on the moon project. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Red Light, Green Light Samantha goes up against city hall to get a traffic light for Morning Glory Circle. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Barber

Kramer arrives fresh from getting a haircut by their neighbourhood barber, Gino. Admitting that Gino's Uncle Enzo does a less than satisfactory job with his own hair, Jerry claims he feels too sorry for him to change. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Spring Wipeout: Engaged Couples 19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

It was a heated day in the jungle (despite the rain) as Mark and Emily got down to a steamy massage after her triumphant Trial.

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Gorilla Experiment Sheldon takes on his greatest challenge when he attempts to help Penny understand Leonard's work, and Wolowitz becomes jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Will's Dilemma

It's Neil's 18th birthday and his dad is throwing him a party to which he can invite 10 friends - not that he has that many. Simon, seriously dating Tara, arranges a double date for Will with her extremely tall and rapacious friend Kerry.

Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

21:30 FIRED UP! 2009 Repeat WS M

Fired Up!

The two most popular guys in high school decide to ditch football camp for cheerleader camp. For the girls and for the glory.

Starring: Nicholas D'agosto, Eric Christian Olsen

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Butt Out

Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after briefly take up smoking.

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Raisins Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.

00:40 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA

Assessment and Appearance Twelve rude and crude bad girls are sent to finishing school in England for a chance to transform their lives and win a $100,000 trust.

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Junior Brothers While Garcia goes undercover to bust undocumented workers and the people that hire them, Junior takes the day off to spend time with his brothers.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Boys In The Band Nina is dating the lead guitar player of Finch and Kevin's new "air band" and convinces him to quit the group. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 2) The Bundy's dreams of fame and fortune remain just that after Kelly's popular local cable talk show is revamped for primetime by Hollywood network executive Jeff Littlehead.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Peek-A-Boo Camera

Barney and Fred do an impromptu dance at a party and find that the frolic has been filmed for TV. Tue Dec 13, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

You Got Me! Octodogtchi's Secret!Let's Celebrate! - Tama-Beans Festival

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

La La Law When Dr. Scratchansniff gets a parking ticket, he's represented in court by the firm of Warner, Warner and Warner.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Narfily Ever AFter / The Girl With Nothing Extra

While telling a bedtime tale to Elmyra, The Brain adds his own unique alterations to the Cinderella story.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Deal With a Nighlok The Blue and Pink Ranger fend off an evil Nighlok that is forcing a young boy to give up his dream of playing baseball.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Duel Of The Double Crossers! When Mongul recruits Jonah Hex to bring new gladiators to the War World, the old west bounty hunter wrangles the Dark Knight.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Castaway Smurfs/Sassette's Bewitching Friendship Some of the Smurfs get more than they wanted when they find themselves shipwrecked on an island after wishing for an escape from their everyday routines.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Once Upon a Coward

Robbed without defending himself, Fred tries to prove to Wilma that he is not a coward.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Operation - First Couple On The Moon Jeannie's sister gets assigned to Tony on the first couple on the moon project. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Gold Fever Boss Hogg almost loses $100,000 when three con men try to convince him that his bank is responsible for the theft of their precious shipment of gold.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

It was a heated day in the jungle (despite the rain) as Mark and Emily got down to a steamy massage after her triumphant Trial.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Red Light, Green Light Samantha goes up against city hall to get a traffic light for Morning Glory Circle. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lady Or The Tiger Mike finds it impossible to break off with his new magician girlfriend since she's developed a near fatal attraction to him. Meantime, Carter and Stuart invest in a nightclub.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Masseuse

After convincing Elaine to ask a new boyfriend to change his name, one he shares with a notorious serial killer, Jerry and a masseuse named Jodi double date with George and his on-again girlfriend Karen. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al Bundy Shoe Dick In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Bad Grandma Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother becomes more interested in spending time with Finch than him. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Deal With a Nighlok The Blue and Pink Ranger fend off an evil Nighlok that is forcing a young boy to give up his dream of playing baseball.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Last Bat On Earth! Gorilla Grodd travel's to the future where intelligent animals rule humans, Batman follows him and teams up with the last boy on Earth to bring him down.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Single White Male Carter needs to find a roommate and Stuart lobbies to be considered, since he's just been evicted. Meanwhile, a rat is on the loose in City Hall and Mike is determined to eliminate him.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

U-F-Oh Jeannie Landing in a flying saucer spacecraft, Tony and Roger are captured by hillbillies who think that they are martians. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Which Witch Is Which When disguised as Samantha for a dress fitting, Endora meets an intriguing author and decides to tryout the mortal lifestyle. Nosy Gladys Kravitz sees them together. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Masseuse

After convincing Elaine to ask a new boyfriend to change his name, one he shares with a notorious serial killer, Jerry and a masseuse named Jodi double date with George and his on-again girlfriend Karen. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Spring Wipeout: Dirty Laundry 19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

I'm A Celebrity... got a regal transformation as Wille and Lorraine became Jungle Prince and Princess

20:30 RUSH HOUR 2 2001 Captioned Repeat WS M

Rush Hour 2

Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. Chief Inspector Lee and Detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation but find themselves assigned the case and set off in pursuit of the people responsible before they strike again.

Starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John LONE

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

22:30 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

The Trip to Warwick

Anxious to be alone so they can have sex Tara suggests to Simon they visit her sister Sophie at Warwick University but the other boys insist on coming too. Whilst Simon is having trouble with his manhood in the bedroom the others get involved with Sophie's beery flat-mates and their drunken dares.

Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Home Alone

Already under pressure from Mr. Gilbert to rat on Neil and Jay for destroying a flower bed, Will does not think it a good idea that the other boys come to his house to throw a party whilst his mother is on a weekend break in the Cotswolds with an old flame.

Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Pre-School

A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 ROCK RIVALS WS M

Jinx finally realises that Mal has been using her to get to Karina, and that he doesn't want her to have the baby. An unconscious Luke is whisked away to the basement by Felix. Mal prepares to win the contract from Karina, but is furious when he learns that Luke is missing.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Jet Ski Blues When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Bad Grandma Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother becomes more interested in spending time with Finch than him. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al Bundy Shoe Dick In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Once Upon a Coward

Robbed without defending himself, Fred tries to prove to Wilma that he is not a coward. Wed Dec 14, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Chocolate! Chocolate! Who Will Get Lovelin's Chocolate? - Chocolate! Chocolate! Lovelin's Chocolate

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Spaced Probed/Battle For The Planet

When aliens abduct the Warners as they vacation at a remote cabin, the wacky siblings.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Man From Washington / The Icky Mouse Club

Rudy inadvertently alerts a mysterious group called The Circle that is pursuing Pinky and The Brain.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Day Off Despite Master Ji's insistence that he take a day off, Jayden becomes consumed with perfecting a new samurai power disc.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Last Bat On Earth! Gorilla Grodd travel's to the future where intelligent animals rule humans, Batman follows him and teams up with the last boy on Earth to bring him down.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

To Coin A Smurf

Some of the Smurfs get turned into gold coins by Gargamel which get stolen by thieves.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ten Little Flintstones

A flying saucer lands and ten robots, all modelled after Fred, begin their invasion of Earth.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Fly Me To The Moon

Jeannie decides to turn a NASA space chimp into a human. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

The Duke Of Duke When an English con man impersonates the Dukes' cousin, trying to swindle him out of his property, Boss unknowingly comes to the rescue.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

I'm A Celebrity... got a regal transformation as Wille and Lorraine became Jungle Prince and Princess

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Which Witch Is Which When disguised as Samantha for a dress fitting, Endora meets an intriguing author and decides to tryout the mortal lifestyle. Nosy Gladys Kravitz sees them together. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Single White Male Carter needs to find a roommate and Stuart lobbies to be considered, since he's just been evicted. Meanwhile, a rat is on the loose in City Hall and Mike is determined to eliminate him.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cigar Store Indian

Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

So This Is How Sinatra Felt After twenty years of marriage, Al proves his undying love for Peggy when he refuses the advances of a beautiful young shoe groupie.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Blush Gets Some Therapy After the staff embarrasses themselves in front of designer Kate Spade, Jack hires a corporate therapist. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Day Off Despite Master Ji's insistence that he take a day off, Jayden becomes consumed with perfecting a new samurai power disc.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

When Omac Attacks! The all-American fighting machine OMAC is pitted against the equally destructive Shrapnel in a chaotic fight to the finish.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Paul-Bearer Mike promises to co-ordinate Paul and Claudia's entire wedding but on the big day, Mike discovers that the church is simultaneously booked for a funeral.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie & the Wild Pipchicks Magical candy is taken to NASA and it brings out the inner desires of anyone who eats it. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Pleasure O'Riley A model named Pleasure O'Reilly moves in next door who is hiding from her former boyfriend. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cigar Store Indian

Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Blind Date 2.0 (Part 1) 19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

Fatima gets a cockroach shock, there's trouble in Willie's Kingdom and Crissy has her first trip to the jungle dunny!

20:30 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Carl Gets a Girl Carl uses Mike's apartment for dates, and Mike spends more time at Molly's, where he gets a chance to get closer to her mum and sister.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Maternal Congruence

A visit from Leonard's mother delights Sheldon and horrifies Leonard.

Starring: Christine Baransk, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 LAYER CAKE 2004 Repeat WS AV

Layer Cake

A seasoned drug dealer longs to ditch his illegal trade. But first he must wrap up one more job involving the daughter of an influential criminal and a gargantuan stash of ecstasy. The drugs original owners are after him as well, leaving him with no other choice but to run for his life.

Starring: Matthew Vaughn, Craig Daniel, Tom Hardy, Jamie Foreman, Sally Hawkins, George Harris

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug References, Strong Sex Scenes, Frequent Coarse Language

23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Passion of the Jew Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

You Got F'd in the A A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:40 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA

Etiquette

The ladies face serious repercussions after abusing a wine-tasting lesson.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Rick's On It As a crime wave sweeps through Reno, the Deputies get unwanted help from their least favorite Citizen's Patrolman, Rick.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping. 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Blush Gets Some Therapy After the staff embarrasses themselves in front of designer Kate Spade, Jack hires a corporate therapist. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

So This Is How Sinatra Felt After twenty years of marriage, Al proves his undying love for Peggy when he refuses the advances of a beautiful young shoe groupie.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ten Little Flintstones

A flying saucer lands and ten robots, all modelled after Fred, begin their invasion of Earth. Thu Dec 15, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Tama Lucky Lottery - Ding Dong! You Have a Visitor!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Chalkboard Bungle It's the first day of school for the world's strictest teacher and her new students: the wild and wacky Warner siblings.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

How I Spent My Weekend / Yule Be Sorry Elmyra tells the story of how she flew to France on a giant robot named Roberto, who then transforms all the cheese into annoying American tourists.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Sticks & Stones

An evil Nighlok with the ability to insult people wrecks havoc on the city and the Power Rangers.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

When Omac Attacks! The all-American fighting machine OMAC is pitted against the equally destructive Shrapnel in a chaotic fight to the finish.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Peewits Unscrupulous Adventure

During a celebration at Peewit's kingdom's castle a wicked chamberlain ransacks the place.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred El Terrifico

While the Flintstones vacation in Rockapulco, Jewel thieves hide a million dollars in stolen diamonds on Fred.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie Or The Tiger Jeannie's sister shows up for the first time trapping her sister in her bottle and plotting to steal her master. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Follow That Still Hard Luck Jones, a Duke family friend, rigs a moonshine still in Hazzard's new war memorial, and when it is missing, Bo and Luke are the prime suspects.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

Fatima gets a cockroach shock, there's trouble in Willie's Kingdom and Crissy has her first trip to the jungle dunny!

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Pleasure O'Riley A model named Pleasure O'Reilly moves in next door who is hiding from her former boyfriend. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Paul-Bearer Mike promises to co-ordinate Paul and Claudia's entire wedding but on the big day, Mike discovers that the church is simultaneously booked for a funeral.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Conversation

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons and Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

I Who Have Nothing

Taking stock of his possessions for something to leave Bud...and depressed by finding nothing, Al wants the game ball from his football glory days - which is in the hands of an old girlfriend he hasn't seen since high school.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

A Beautiful Mind Nina talks Maya into dating a handsome but dumb exterminator. Maya is tested when she meets a smart man at an art gallery. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Sticks & Stones

An evil Nighlok with the ability to insult people wrecks havoc on the city and the Power Rangers.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Fate Of Equinox! Batman has his final battle with the balance-obsessed villain Equinox as the maniac tried to remake the universe in his own image.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Dead Dog Talking

In the series return of Spin City, Mike becomes a local hero when it appears that he saved a runaway baby carriage in Central Park. However, the real hero remains anonymous. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and Richard Kind.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Tomorrow Is Not Another Day

Jeannie blinks up tomorrow's newspaper and the headline reads that an unknown astronaut breaks his leg. Now who needs saving? Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Driving Is The Only Way To Fly Samantha learns how to drive helping out a very nervous driving instructor. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Conversation

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons and Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

18:30 WIPEOUT USA PG

Blind Date 2.0 (Part 2) 19:30 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE WS TB

The TOWIE star dropped his towel for a post-trial skinny dip with Emily whilst it was time for Jess to Hustle her way out of camp.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Rough Night In Hump Junction Charlie is acting more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him into trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiance's upcoming wedding.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Psychic Vortex While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics. Starring: Melissa Rauch, Danica McKellar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 INTO THE BLUE 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

Into The Blue

While scouting the deep blue waters off the Bahamas, a group of divers finds a sunken plane with an illegal cargo worth millions. But ruthless drug kingpins are also after the plane's illicit booty, morphing the divers from the hunters to the hunted.

Starring: Paul Walker, Jessica Alba, Scott Caan, Ashley Scott

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, Drug References

23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Goobacks When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Douche and Turd Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Repeat WS M

Is honesty the best policy? For a chance to win half a million dollars, you'd hope so! The Moment of Truth will put contestants to the test - a lie detector test - to reveal whether or not they are telling . What deep, dark secret will someone divulge in front of their spouses, relatives and friends for hundreds of thousands of dollars?

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Spanish Mike Returns

Spanish Mike Alvarez returns to tempt, confuse, and befuddle the deputies from within their own jail.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping. 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

A Beautiful Mind Nina talks Maya into dating a handsome but dumb exterminator. Maya is tested when she meets a smart man at an art gallery. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

I Who Have Nothing

Taking stock of his possessions for something to leave Bud...and depressed by finding nothing, Al wants the game ball from his football glory days - which is in the hands of an old girlfriend he hasn't seen since high school.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred El Terrifico

While the Flintstones vacation in Rockapulco, Jewel thieves hide a million dollars in stolen diamonds on Fred. Fri Dec 16, 2011

06:00 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Cheery Cherry Bloosoms - Battle On! The Great Contest!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Roll Over Beethoven/The Cat & The Fiddle

The Warner Brothers and sister Dot help Beethoven to write his famous Fifth Symphony.

07:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Wag the Mouse/A Walk in the Park

Pinky and The Brain become Elmyra's campaign managers after she is nominated for class president.

07:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

A Fish Out of Water While the other four Rangers are weakened by Yamiror and his nasty breath, Kevin sets out to capture the mighty Swordfish Zord.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Fate Of Equinox! Batman has his final battle with the balance-obsessed villain Equinox as the maniac tried to remake the universe in his own image.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

The Smurf Pet

A wild creature is snuck into the village by the Smurflings and it has a huge appetite.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Bedrock Hillbillies

Fred inherits a shack from his hillbilly relatives--along with their one-hundred-year-old feud.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Greatest Con Artist In The World A con artist convinces Jeannie that a Hawaiian beach is covered in diamonds. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

The Runaway

The Duke family helps the daughter of a wealthy tycoon marry her true love.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE Repeat WS TB

The TOWIE star dropped his towel for a post-trial skinny dip with Emily whilst it was time for Jess to Hustle her way out of camp.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Driving Is The Only Way To Fly Samantha learns how to drive helping out a very nervous driving instructor. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Dead Dog Talking

In the series return of Spin City, Mike becomes a local hero when it appears that he saved a runaway baby carriage in Central Park. However, the real hero remains anonymous. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and Richard Kind.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Stall

Elaine agonizes over a womans refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Mystery Of Skull Island In an attempt to impress a girl, Bud takes a beating from a gang, almost drowns after river rafting and skydives into a tugboat.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Burning House In a satire of Project Greenlight, Finch makes a ten minute semi-autobiographical movie for his film class. Stars Laura San Giacomo, David Spade and David Hasselhoff.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

A Fish Out of Water While the other four Rangers are weakened by Yamiror and his nasty breath, Kevin sets out to capture the mighty Swordfish Zord.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Mayhem Of The Music Meister! Batman and Black Canary are pitted against Music Meister, who is able to exert powerful mind control though song.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

There's Something About Heidi Mike goes on a date with supermodel Heidi Klum, and ends up in a compromising position on the front pages of the papers. Stars Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick and guest star Heidi Klum.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Abdullah Jeannie is babysitting her nephew Abdullah and Tony is the only one who can stop the infant from crying. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

There's No Witch Like An Old Witch To cheer up Aunt Clara over her dwindling powers, Samantha gets her to try her hand at babysitting. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY 2010 Repeat G

Another Cinderella Story

Mary Santiago sneaks away to a masked ball, where she meets and dances with the cute Joey Parker. While rushing home, she drops her iPod, which Joey uses to track down the mystery girl. When Joey turns out to be a pop star, Mary ignores the taunts of her evil stepmother and stepsisters and enters a high-stakes competition to appear in Joey's new music video.

Starring: Selena Gomez, Jane Lynch, Drew Seeley, Katharine Isabelle, Nicole LaPlaca

19:50 SHREK 2 2004 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Shrek 2

Shrek faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws! Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away. Nothing could have prepared her parents for the sight of Fiona's new prince not to mention how much their little girl has changed.

Starring: Mike Myers, , Julie Andrews, Antonio Banderas, John Cleese

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes 21:50 THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 2003 Captioned Repeat WS MA

The Girl Next Door

An ambitious and intelligent high school senior Matthew falls in love with the girl next door Danielle, who he thinks is absolutely perfect! They fall in love but their relationship is put to the test when Matthew, and the whole town, discover that she used to be a porn star!

Starring: Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS AV

Jailbreak

Steven and Samantha search for a missing CIA hard drive and must go undercover at the London Philharmonic to follow a lead. Elsewhere, Samantha reconsiders her arrangement with Steven about discussing their pasts; and Lizzy gets more involved in the catering business.

Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:30 RUBICON Repeat WS M

Caught In The Suck

The CIA asks Miles and Tanya to oversee an interrogation.

Starring: James Badge Dale, Roberts, Miranda Richardson

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Wiegel's Pregnant - Part 2 The entire Reno Sheriff's Department is on duty at the Harrah Hotel and Casino to bust Carrot Top, who is throwing the furniture out of his suite.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Junior Brothers While Garcia goes undercover to bust undocumented workers and the people that hire them, Junior takes the day off to spend time with his brothers.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Jet Ski Blues When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Rick's On It As a crime wave sweeps through Reno, the Deputies get unwanted help from their least favorite Citizen's Patrolman, Rick.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Spanish Mike Returns

Spanish Mike Alvarez returns to tempt, confuse, and befuddle the deputies from within their own jail.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Skeleton in the Closet

After finding bones in Burdines office, the Bratz and Tweevils suspect that Burdine may have killed off her last intern. Reluctantly working together, they tail Burdine to a pet food factory and discover that the bones are actually pieces of Royales new gourmet doggy food. 05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Let's Go! Tama-Friend Survey! - Lovelin's Big Pursuit

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Dec 17, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Martian Invasion Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Bedrock Hillbillies

Fred inherits a shack from his hillbilly relatives--along with their one-hundred-year-old feud.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

The Smurf Pet

A wild creature is snuck into the village by the Smurflings and it has a huge appetite.

08:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Roll Over Beethoven/The Cat & The Fiddle

The Warner Brothers and sister Dot help Beethoven to write his famous Fifth Symphony.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Tree Hugger/ Marshmallow Jones Lumpus and Lazlo butt heads when they both try to catch the elusive "Migrating Mullberry" tree, which only visits this region once every 100 years.

09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Dosey Doe/ Prodigious Clamus Lazlo organizes a dance with the Squirrel Scouts so that Lumpus can spend time with Jane Doe, but when the big night arrives, Lumpus is so nervous that his body literally explodes from fear.

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Mayhem Of The Music Meister! Batman and Black Canary are pitted against Music Meister, who is able to exert powerful mind control though song.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

The Swarm

Tiny, metal-munching evo wasps are destroying everything they touch.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Save The Last Dance

Ben grows worried as he slowly starts to lose control of the Omnitrix.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

A Fish Out of Water While the other four Rangers are weakened by Yamiror and his nasty breath, Kevin sets out to capture the mighty Swordfish Zord.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Tomorrow Is Not Another Day

Jeannie blinks up tomorrow's newspaper and the headline reads that an unknown astronaut breaks his leg. Now who needs saving? Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Abdullah Jeannie is babysitting her nephew Abdullah and Tony is the only one who can stop the infant from crying. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Driving Is The Only Way To Fly Samantha learns how to drive helping out a very nervous driving instructor. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

13:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

There's No Witch Like An Old Witch To cheer up Aunt Clara over her dwindling powers, Samantha gets her to try her hand at babysitting. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

13:30 TEEN MUM Repeat PG

Fallout

Catelynn's family refuses to support her decision to put her daughter up for adoption; Amber and her fiancé, Gary, have relationship troubles; Maci struggles to balance motherhood and school; and Farrah learns that dating is not easy.

14:30 TEEN MUM Repeat PG

A Little Help Maci and Ryan hope talking to a counselor will improve their troubled relationship; Amber considers accepting help from her ex; and Farrah starts to realize she should stay home more with the baby.

15:30 TEEN MUM Repeat PG

Standing Up Farrah starts focusing on being a better mum; Catelynn learns her boyfriend's dad may be going to jail; Maci continues to have problems with her boyfriend; and Amber faces her fears and puts her baby in day care.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

The Runaway

The Duke family helps the daughter of a wealthy tycoon marry her true love.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

18:30 TOP GEAR USA TB

Halo vs. Velociraptor A Ford F-150 Raptor races a parachutist jumping from 25,000 feet; the Mercedes SLS AMG is reviewed. Kid Rock is the guest THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING 19:30 PANTS 2005 Repeat WS PG

The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Based on Anne Brashares's novel, this coming-of-age tale centres on four best friends who buy a mysterious pair of pants that fits each of them, despite their differing sizes, and makes whoever wears them feel fabulous. When faced with the prospect of spending their first summer apart, the pals decide they'll swap the pants so that each girl in turn can enjoy the magic. Stars Alexis Bledel, America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn and Blake Lively.

Starring: Alexis Bledel, America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn, Blake Lively

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

22:00 MARS ATTACKS! 1996 Captioned Repeat WS M

Mars Attacks! Citizens of Earth face their doom with gung-ho valour in an inter-galactic siege, where these wacky Earthlings come face to face with the little green neighbours from the planet next door! Starring: Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Annette Bening, Danny De Vito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rod Steiger, Michael J Fox

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Quest For Ratings

The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References 00:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

01:30 TOP GEAR USA Repeat TB

Halo vs. Velociraptor A Ford F-150 Raptor races a parachutist jumping from 25,000 feet; the Mercedes SLS AMG is reviewed. Kid Rock is the guest

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

...And the Installation Is Free Jones gets a new job as a voiceover artist for a local carpeting company and considers quitting the Sheriff's Department.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 ROCK RIVALS Repeat WS M

Jinx finally realises that Mal has been using her to get to Karina, and that he doesn't want her to have the baby. An unconscious Luke is whisked away to the basement by Felix. Mal prepares to win the contract from Karina, but is furious when he learns that Luke is missing.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:00 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Repeat WS M

Is honesty the best policy? For a chance to win half a million dollars, you'd hope so! The Moment of Truth will put contestants to the test - a lie detector test - to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth. What deep, dark secret will someone divulge in front of their spouses, relatives and friends for hundreds of thousands of dollars?

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Jades Dream Jade gets knocked out and dreams that Burdine and the Tweevils have taken over Stilesville and the world, turning everything pink and wiping out individuality.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

It's a Secret! Mametchi's Birthday! - ListenTama-Friends! Lovelin's Confession

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.