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Faculty and staff were notified by the news campus received today. first of the incident on campus at "Campus Security worked 3:07 p.m. on Sunday afternoon closely with the investigation by via the college’s email service. the DeWitt Police Department and Students were then notified at will continue to do so,” said LeMura. 4:49 p.m. Two Follow-up emails “While we believe there is no threat with more details were later sent to campus based upon the current to everyone on campus around 6 information, students should still p.m. on Sunday night and 3 p.m. on use best judgment and contact Monday afternoon. Campus Security at (315)445-4444 A group of joggers discovered should they have any concerns. the body Sunday around 11:30 a.m. I join with all members of our while running on the trails near campus community in praying for Thompson Road and Alden Avenue, the person who lost their life in this said Capt. John Anton of the DeWitt tragic incident." Police Department according to an Junior Steve Ferguson said he article on syracuse.com. was on his way to lunch on Sunday Investigators arrived at the with his parents around 1 p.m. area around 12:13 p.m., where when he saw a group of police cars they discovered the body. The near the woods. “suspicious” death is believed to “As we drove down Thompson have occurred between Saturday Road, we saw 10-12 Dewitt and NYS night and Sunday morning. Anton police cars on the corner of Alden The person that was found in footage done by police at a local gas told syracuse.com the person may and Thompson, a fire truck, and a the woods on the northeast corner station confirmed that the victim have been set on fire. Le Moyne Campus Security officer of ’s campus purchased a gas can, lighter and In response to the incident on parked next to the National Grid Sunday morning has been ruled a gallon of fuel, all of which were Sunday, campus security brought transformer. The edge of the woods victim of suicide. recovered at the scene. The victim additional staff to campus to assist was taped off,” said Ferguson. “At Originally investigators were had a history of depression and DeWitt Police. Resident Advisors around 2:45, on my way back to unable to identify the gender, age mental illness, according to DeWitt and members of Campus Life and campus, I drove by again. When or race of the victim; but after the Police. Leadership also began immediately I asked, none of the officers, nor medical examiner inspected the The police stated the victim had conducted roster checks in on- campus security would tell me scene the DeWitt Police Department no connection to Le Moyne College, campus residence halls. what was going on.” stated the body belonged to a but did live close to the campus. President Linda LeMura woman in her late 50s. Due to the circumstances, the name released a statement to The Dolphin SEE PAGE 4 A review of surveillance of the victim will not be released. saying she was terribly saddened Sports Hall of Fame Induction, Class of 2015 husband Brian, who is a Major in the the most accomplished pitcher in the wins, 3.44 earned run average, and Mario Zaja ‘17 United States Army was deployed to history of the softball program and was 153 strikeouts. His completed games STAFF WRITER Afghanistan, so she chose to wait for the first Dolphin to receive NFCA All- were the second most in the program’s Brian to have a chance to attend the America honors. history, and he was only the second ceremony. Brian is also an alum of Le Scott Cassity of Liverpool, NY is Dolphin to start in 29 games. Saturday evening, Le Moyne inducted Moyne and played on the men’s lacrosse currently the head coach of Le Moyne’s “At one point I was going to quit, and its newest Hall of Fame athletes. The Class team. I told my wife, ‘I think this is it, I think of 2013 was a diverse group of student Schneider it’s time to hang up the glove. It’s just not athletes with impressive records. The reflected on fun anymore and I am not getting the job newest inductees were Scott Cassity her time at Le done, everything I throw gets hit out of ’98 [baseball], Alison Lesher Migonis Moyne as both the park’,” he said. “And she told me, ’08 [women’s ], Brandon challenging and ‘okay, just finish this season and we can Spillett ’05 [men’s lacrosse], and the rewarding. talk about it, just go out and have fun’, 2003 Women’s Softball Team. Marnie “My coach and so I finished off the season. At the end of Sundberg Schneider ’03 [women’s my team were that season I got MVP. It was one of my softball], who was a Class of 2014 Hall everything to me, best seasons ever.” of Fame inductee, was also formally they were like my Alison Lesher was the only individual inducted with with the class of 2015. family, they got national champion in the history of Le The 2015 inductees were each me through some Moyne College and the first student introduced and offered an opportunity of the hardest athlete from the swimming and photo courtesy of lemoynedolphins.com to speak to the audience. times in my life, they gave me the baseball team. Cassity was a pitcher who teams to be inducted into the Hall of Marnie Schneider was the first strength to persevere," said Schneider. went on to play professional baseball for Fame. In 2008 she set a school record inductee introduced. She was a pitcher "Softball was my one love, the one thing 10 years after college. He played with of 2:01.66 in the 200-yard butterfly. She on the 2003 Hall of Fame Softball team I could turn to and just give it my best to the Toronto Blue Jays, San Diego Padres, and was inducted into the Hall of Fame achieve something.” and Boston Red Sox. While at Le Moyne, SEE PAGE 5 independently in 2014. However, her Marnie finished her college career as Cassity completed 18 games, with 14 INDEX:

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known to most people only for his stand #FALLFEST15 up before his work as a cast member & on “Parks and Rec”. Being on the show, really expanded his talents and showed NNEETTFFLLIIXX chill the world that he was much more than a stand up comedian. Aubrey Plaza also did not have many jobs acting before she landed the role as April Ludgate. with Plaza is now widely known for her darker humor and ability to deliver that GABBI comedy well. But the chemistry between all the characters is what really kept the comedy going for seven seasons. Next time you are looking for something to binge watch on Netflix make sure to consider “Parks and Rec” Sebastian, Jean-Ralphio, and Tammy because it will have you rolling for Parks and Recreation Two, stand out in viewers’ eyes due to hours. The show has 125 episodes and their uniqueness. The show is based in they are all roughly 22 minutes without Gabrielle Zumpano ‘16 the town of Pawnee, Indiana and makes commercials. Unfortunately, the seventh STAFF WRITER a place like Middle America seem very season of the show is not on Netflix, yet. interesting. The show sheds light on some social issues, such as obesity and "Parks and Recreation" is an NBC feminism, but in such a tasteful way that comedy tv series that recently ended last you keep laughing photo courtesy of denofgeek.us February. The seventh and final season at the outlandish of the show generated 4.57 million characters. views. The show is mockumentary style The show really much like “The Office”, which most of its gets going in the writers and producers also worked on. third season when The show illustrates the life of Leslie Rob Lowe (Chris Knope, a politician working in the local Traeger) and Adam parks and recreation office of her town, Scott (Ben Wyatt) played by Amy Poehler. Most of the become full time characters in the show work within city cast members. hall, and for those who do not, they sure The show also do seem to spend a lot of time there. introduced the “Parks and Rec” has lots of episodes, world to some of some of them are lost in translation, the funniest people and or stand out for fans. Many people that had hardly were able to connect so deeply with the been discovered. characters because of their likeability. Aziz Ansari (Tom Even minor characters, such as Little Haverford) was photos courtesy of Leah Quinones '16 THE DOLPHIN NEWS & FEATURES4 4 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015

Le Moyne Students from CONTINUED FROM 1 hear a body had been found in the woods right near whole time. Every other time Senior and Student their homes. Across the Globe we get a break from school, I Government President Paul Williams, who lives either stay on campus or go to a Morgan Baker said she was three streets down from Rachel Chea '17 and also academics. Le Moyne teammate’s house. first notified of the incident the incident, was in shock PHOTO EDITOR was a great fit. Are you planning on staying by an article released on upon hearing the news. “It’s What do you like most in the U.S. after graduation or Syracuse.com. very surprising because we about Le Moyne? going back home? “The article on Syracuse. have a very good, stable Le Moyne is a unique Le Moyne has been a really My plan is to go back to com was already all over neighborhood over here. college, not only in its values easy transition. My teammates Europe to play basketball after social media. I would have It’s kind of upsetting to see and teaching, but also in its are excellent and made me feel I’m done with my undergrad liked a quicker email, even if — to find a body on this side. community. Not many people really welcomed. My favourite program. After that I might it was broad, but I do think This neighborhood, we’re a know that Le Moyne has many part about Le Moyne is the pride come back to the States, go to the school did a good job pretty safe neighborhood,” students from around the world that everybody takes in being grad school, and stay here after with communication and he said. in its student body. Below are associated with the college, you that. I'm glad they sent what they Resident of 18 years just a few of the international feel like a part of something How has your experience did,” said Baker. “I think Don Santangelo said he students here at Le Moyne. bigger. been so far? this is a very unfortunate never expected to come What do you miss about I do like the school and the situation to happen so close home from apple picking to AUSTRALIA: Tiffany Dun, 2019, home? people here, so I would say my to our home and it reminds such a sight. Photo Dunn '19 of Tiffany courtesy Family is probably the only experience has been good so all of us to always be aware “It’s usually pretty quiet thing I miss from time to time. far. However, I will never be of our surroundings.” around here. I know we Apart from that, I love being in completely satisfied being here, According to the have some riff raff in the America and experiencing new just because of the cold and long associate director of area, but you never hear things. Home will always be winters. Campus Life and Leadership anything like this. This is there. Ann Bersani all students just nuts,” said Santangelo. Do you go home often? BAHAMAS: Candice Strachan, and faculty were meant “College kids just came I'll be heading home this 2016, Psychology to be notified at the same back, and hopefully none of How did you hear about time, but were not due to a them are missing. Parents

Photo of Jack courtesy Ball '17 Le Moyne and why did you technical issue. must be worried. It’s kind choose to come? “The College's intent of a freaky thing, it’s like a Management and Leadership in I heard about Le Moyne from a was to inform all members movie.” Business list of scholarship opportunities of the campus community How did you hear about and I chose this school because at the same time,” said According to a Press Le Moyne and why did you of its Jesuit tradition and high Bersani. “Due to a technical Release from Dewitt Police, choose to come? academic standards. glitch, that did not occur. As the autopsy has been I've always wanted to come What do you miss about soon as it was brought to our completed by the medical to the States for college and I home? attention, it was corrected examiner, but the cause got recruited for the Le Moyne I miss the warm climate and and a new notification was and manner of death are tennis team! crystal, clear waters. sent out.” still “pending toxicology What would you say was Along with students on testing and police and fire the biggest adjustment when Christmas, it will be a year since campus, local residents of investigation.” you first came to the U.S.? I was last home. This summer the area were shocked to Everyone talks funny here, I stayed in Long Island, which and we have different words was an incredible experience. for some things in Australia. How has your experience LE MOYNE MEETS THE So it's been weird listening to been so far? everyone's American accents My Le Moyne experience POPE and having to explain myself has been by far the best part sometimes when people don't of my American adventure. I Photo courtesy of Candice realize what a "jumper" or a feel very lucky and privileged Strachan '16 "mozzie" is. to be a part of the college Is there something you wish Do you go home often? and thankful to be able to you could have brought from No, because flights are too represent them playing soccer. home here? long and expensive to go back My native foods: cracked to Australia for the shorter GREECE: Panagiotis Zaraidonis, conch, conch fritters, crab holidays, so I'm going to Canada 2017, Economics and rice...just to name a few. photo courtesy of Kwasi Yeboah '16 with another girl from the tennis How did you hear about Also, I would love to bring the Lexi Paulin ‘17 and environmental team over Thanksgiving and Le Moyne and why did you Junkanoo cultural festivals. GUEST WRITER stewardship; he emphasized Christmas. I might head back to choose to come? Do you go home often? the importance of each human Australia over the summer. I was offered a full scholarship Yes, during the Christmas Washington, D.C. — Amidst life and evoked expressions of Main differences between to play basketball here, but holidays and the summer. If a crowd of approximately surprise and disbelief when he your culture and the culture before that I had never heard of not, I normally go to New York 50,000 people, 45 Le Moyne called for the abolition of the in the U.S.? Le Moyne. Also, the economics City on shorter breaks to visit students stood on the Capitol’s death penalty. The word choices and slang program is really good, as well. friends. West Lawn on Sept. 24 to watch After addressing Congress, are very different! And the Those two are the factors that Are you planning on staying history in the making, as Pope Pope Francis emerged onto serving sizes here are also a lot Photo courtesy of Panagiotis in the U.S. after graduation or Francis became the first Pope to the Capitol balcony to address bigger. Like one slice of pizza Zaraidonis '17 going back home? ever address a joint session of those on the West Lawn. should not be bigger than your I plan to stay in the U.S. to Congress. In his brief remarks, he asked head! complete my educational goals. Quiet is not a word typically the crowd to pray for him and How has your experience Main differences between associated with a crowd of this his mission, saying, "If there been so far? your culture and the culture magnitude, but as Pope Francis are among you, any who do not So far, I've loved it! I've in the U.S.? took his position in front of believe or cannot pray, I ask you travelled around quite a bit for Junkanoo, the Bahamian Congress, 50,000 people fell please to send good wishes my tennis and it's been nice to see music festival, provides lively completely silent. way." a bit of the country. I love being music and dance that can’t be “I am most grateful for your The Pope concluded by able to study and play tennis at found in the U.S. My culture has invitation to address this Joint exclaiming: “God bless the same time and have made got me here in the first place. a strong religious heritage and Session of Congress in ‘the land America!” some really amazing friends on What do you like most the Bahamas has more churches of the free and the home of the Onlookers erupted in my team! about Le Moyne? per capita than the U.S. brave,’” Pope Francis began. applause and Pope Francis re- I like the fact that it is a How has your experience While outside, thousands of entered the Capitol, vanishing ENGLAND: Jack Ball, 2017, small school, so people get to been so far? people struggled to get a better from the crowds view. Business Analytics know each other better and My experience has been good view of the jumbotrons erected “It was truly an inspiring How did you hear about that creates a nice, friendly so far. I’ve had opportunities specifically for the occasion. moment and a once in a lifetime Le Moyne and why did you environment. Also, it is really that helped me develop my In his papal message — the experience that I will never choose to come? helpful to students like me leadership skills and pushed longest speech the Pope has forget,” said senior Angela I heard about Le Moyne from another country, because me into the path of my future ever given in English — Pope Tommasini. “I am extremely when I attended the Bryant and we get closer to people and we career. Last but not least, the Francis urged Congress to work grateful to Le Moyne for making Stratton downtown campus for don't feel so alone. caring faculty of Le Moyne together to resolve society’s this opportunity possible.” my freshman and sophomore Do you go home often? helped me along this journey most urgent issues in a slow years. I played soccer there and I only go home over the and made this college feel like and gentle tone. wanted to step up in athletics summer and I stay there the my second home. He talked about immigration THE DOLPHIN THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015 NEWS & FEATURES 5 CONTINUED FROM 1 gave the Dolphins their first Le Moyne reacts to Syracuse bishop national championship title. was also the second to win a Because of that victory, the testifying victims to blame in priest national title of all the students Dolphins became the first athletes in the history of the Northeast-10 Conference men’s sex-abuse cases Northeast-10 Conference for team to capture a national title. swimming. Lesher received the Brandon finished his career Ken D’Angelo ‘71 “Whether in the eyes of the civil law are both systems of most awards in the history of with 58 games, 185 points with STAFF WRITER church, a child molested by a morality.” Everyone at some the swimming program, she was 112 goals and 73 assists. priest has committed a sin?” time has said something that a five-time All-American and Molly Reagan represented The bishop responded, “The they didn’t really mean, was she captured gold at the 2008 the 2003 Women’s Softball About 12 years ago, boy is culpable.” countered by the view that NCAA championships. In the Team, which was the first ever revelations of sexual abuse This question and answer bishops should be held to a 2006-07 season, she was named women’s team to be inducted of children, adolescents, and between the bishop and the higher standard. “The article Conference Women’s Athlete into the Le Moyne Sports Hall of adults by some predatory victim’s attorney, and the was fair,” said Loveland, who of the Year for swimming. Fame. With 47 victories, the ’03 priests of the Catholic Church bishops subsequent letter to the was countered by the opinion As a Dolphin, she won 10 team holds the record in New started to appear in newspapers parishioners at each church in that it was a hatchet job. conference championships in York State for any collegiate around the United States and the diocese, has elicited strong Fr. David McCallum described the Northeast-10 Conference. division. The team finished Europe. Bishop after bishop reactions from the community. the controversy as, “A reflection In addition to her athletic their season in 2003 with a tried to cover up the crimes, Senior LeeAnne Pedrick said, on the polarization that has accomplishments, Lesher 47-10 record, and their second and predators were moved “I am appalled that a child was been splitting our society into received the Presidential consecutive NCAA Northeast from parish to parish. When blamed.” verbally warring camps on a Scholar Award for all four Regional Championship after civil settlements were made, A common theme throughout multiplicity of subjects.” years at Le Moyne and was recording three straight the victims were under “gag” all interviews was that the One of the Ignatian spiritual on the Dean’s list for all eight shutouts. Both the head coach, orders, which prevented them victim in the case was sinned exercises is contemplation semesters. Ken King, and the assistant from discussing their ordeal. against and was deserving of that when in a disagreement, Brandon Spillett scored two coach, Ed Mahar, won the NFCA The result of these crimes and support, care, and compassion one should take into account of the most memorable goals in Northeast Region Coaching the obstructionism of some from the community and the that the person with whom the school’s history of lacrosse. Staff of the Year award. Senior, bishops has led to outrage diocese, specifically. And that you disagree is as honest and He was the third member of Marnie Sundberg, was named and a massive deterioration of the Bishop’s comment was sincere in their views as you are the men’s lacrosse program the Region’s Most Valuable credibility of the prelates of the hurtful to this victim, all other in yours, and possibly might be to be inducted into the Sports Player. Freshman shortstop, Catholic Church. victims, and those who care for right,” said McCallum. “It is easy Hall of Fame. Spillett’s goal Jennifer Winters, was the NFCA The Post Standard recently them. to describe, but very difficult to at the 2004 championships All-American Second Team. featured a front-page story by Some thought the bishop attain.” He then contemplated reporter John O’Brien, regarding should resign, while others said what Jesus would do. He said statements made by Bishop he should stay. Jesus would seek healing for all, NOT NEWSWORTHY NEWS: Cunningham at a deposition One said he was answering of the victims he would pray for in 2011 concerning a sexual the question in his capacity as mercy for the perpetrators, and Girl makes boyfriend her “Man crush assault on an adolescent by a a canon lawyer, not civil law. grace for the bishop and all who priest of the Syracuse Diocese. Professor Matt Loveland was were pained by his words.” Monday” 73 weeks in a row The victim’s attorney asked, of the opinion “canon law and Photo of http://healthyceleb.com/ courtesy

Adrianna Pizzola ‘16 #MCM STAFF WRITER

right here is my [world emoji]. Don’t know what I would do without my bae #MCM.” With 354 followers on Our Sea instagram, a majority of "What is my favorite Johnson’s peers get to witness part of Le Moyne? The the display of young love. community. I feel like “The first couple posts were when people hear cute but that stuff got old real 'community' they think quick,” said Rebecca Schmidt, of the people they like Philadelphia, PA—In order one of Johnson’s classmates and to hang out with, their to prove her loyalty and former best friend. friends, their clique, but love, Ashley Johnson, 16, has The amount of “likes” on that’s not what I mean. set an example for couples Johnson’s Man Crush Monday Don’t get me wrong, I everywhere by making her photos started decreasing love my friends, and boyfriend, Craig Green, 17, her exponentially after the seventh my experiences here #MCM [Man Crush Monday] week. wouldn’t be the same on Instagram for 73 weeks in a “I used to get at least 40 likes without them, but if I row. on my Crashley photos, but weren’t at Le Moyne According to Urban lately it’s been five or less,” I’d still make friends. Dictionary, “[#MCM] is a short explained Johnson. “I think it’s No, what I mean is the Photo courtesy of Marco Tutino '16 term on instagram/twitter because everyone is jealous of overarching feeling of truly a sight to behold to say MAN CRUSH MONDAY the love Craig and I share.” oneness on campus. and it's an aspect of where you post a picture of a Johnson’s peers deny being The people here are this school that I love. good looking guy/sexy BEAST! jealous of Johnson and Green’s welcoming, and care Now there are of course and say he's your crush for the relationship. about those around there people who have current Monday.” After being polled, Johnson’s them. I'm reminded of bad days, are short Johnson started posting followers unanimously agreed the first week of classes of temper, or are still “cute” pictures of Green exactly that her weekly uploads were this semester, I was in stuck in high school, but three days after they started “excessive,” “unoriginal” and the dinning hall, and I for the most part the texting in April of 2014. “not even cute.” saw an upperclassman students of Le Moyne “He was making farting noises When asked how he feels approach a nervous are wonderful people Fred Pienkoski '18 behind me in English and I knew about being Johnson’s #MCM looking Freshman. He who have managed to THEATRE MAJOR he had a great sense of humor,” every week, Green only introduced himself, create a community that said Ashley. “I got his number responded with, “Can you asked to sit with him, is welcoming, tolerant, from Facebook and we’ve been blame her?” and I could see this and it’s a pleasure to be together for almost a year and a After looking though Green’s newly arrived student, a part of it. I wouldn’t half now.” instagram posts, it appeared full of anxieties, take want to go anywhere The couple has given Ashley had not appeared a breath of relief. It's else." themselves the couple name of once as his #WCW [Woman “Crashley”, which no one, but Crush Wednesday, the #MCM themselves, refer to them as. reciprocal]. Instead, Green Captions on Johnson’s Man would upload the occasional Crush Monday photos include, photo of North West, Kim “He’s okay I guess <3 #MCM,” Kardashian and Kayne West’s facebook.com/DolphinsAtLeMoyne “So glad I’m in love with my best daughter as his #WCW. friend #MCM” and “This guy THE DOLPHIN SPORTS 6 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015

The Upstate Challenge is between Le placed a free kick to senior defender the head of the goalkeeper. This was his Le Moyne Soccer Moyne and Saint Rose. It tallies wins and Mark Gentile. He headed it in for his third goal of the season. The previous losses in all sports that they compete second goal of the year to tie the game two were game-winners. Loses in Upstate against each other in throughout the up for the Dolphins. With six minutes left in the contest, school year. The school with more wins The scored Filtch lofted a corner kick to sophomore claims the title. This surprising loss in another goal to clinch the victory just forward Jacob Borssen, who converted Challenge, Has men’s soccer adds to the losses column eight minutes after Le Moyne had tied a pass to senior forward Nick Rauscher. for the Dolphins in the 2015-16 Upstate it up. Sophomore Romaine Williamson Rauscher finished the pass into the net Massive Win over Challenge. placed the ball in the back of the net to to give Le Moyne a 2-0 win. The College of Saint Rose came into beat the Dolphins for the first time in 24 The ‘Phins were outshot on goal by the NE-10 matchup against Le Moyne years. Merrimack 5-3. These five shots were Merrimack with an even record of 2-2. The Golden “Saint Rose was a mental test because saved by sophomore goalkeeper Ben Knights had hopes of shocking the we knew we were better on paper,” said Beaury, who won NE-10 goalkeeper of Steve Thomson ‘17 Dolphins and snapping their 15-game junior back James Goodridge. “We made the week that previous week. SPORTS EDITOR losing streak against them. They did just some defensive errors and they took The Dolphins moved to 5-2 on the that. advantage.” season and made a statement with Junior forward Joshua Hanif of Saint this win after losing to Saint Rose. “We Albany, NY--- Prior to Sept. 23, Rose scored the first goal of the game to North Andover, Mass.--- Cal Filtch truly played for each other,” said Liam Le Moyne soccer had some serious give them a 1-0 lead in the 41st minute. had a goal and an assist to lead Le Moyne Roohan. “There are few things sweeter bragging rights over The College of Saint This was only their third shot of the first to an upset victory over unbeaten than beating the undefeated eighth- Rose. The Dolphins had not lost a contest half. Le Moyne had controlled possession Merrimack College, who was previously ranked team in the nation.” against the bitter rival in 24 years. This up to this point, ripping eight shots, but ranked eighth in the country. trend came to a halt in Albany last found themselves down a goal at half. Filtch scored on a free kick late in the Wednesday night. The Dolphins were Just over a minute into the second first half from 46 yards out. The ball defeated by the Golden Knights 2-1. half, redshirt senior midfielder Cal Filtch actually took a bounce and skipped by

Vale [farewell] Yogi #LMCPOPE photos courtesy of Kwasi Yeboah '16

Ken D’Angelo ‘71 STAFF WRITER

Last week on Sept. 22, Yogi Berra died at the age of 90. He was one of the greatest catchers in the history of the game of baseball. His passing generated a flood of articles describing his life in and out of baseball. One event in his life on the ball field that can sum up his character and life happened in the 1955 World Series between Yogi of the New York Yankees and Jackie Robinson of the Brooklyn Dodgers. Robinson was on third base, and was one of the speediest runners of his day. He took off toward home plate photo courtesy of bleedingyankeeblueblogspot.com in an attempt to steal home. As he slid toward the plate, Yogi caught the pitch from Whitey Ford, and put down the tag. The umpire called Robinson safe. All five foot seven inches of Yogi jumped up and expressed in no uncertain terms a vociferous and gesture laden disagreement with the call. The play ended up having little influence on the outcome of the game. The next Brooklyn batter hit a base hit which would have scored Robinson from third anyway. The play would, though, have an effect that lasted almost 60 years. All baseball careers come to an end and memories fade. But this memory photo courtesy of elmundodelasmayores.com was one kept alive by Yogi. In one of his last interviews, Yogi was asked about Robinson’s steal. “He was out,” was his immediate reply, but not his last word on the subject. During and after their playing days, both Yogi and Robinson became friends. Joe Posnanski, sports writer for NBC, wrote about a meeting that occurred after Robinson’s death. His wife Rachel continued the friendship with Yogi and his wife, Carmen. Rachel and Yogi developed a ritual that they would use whenever they met each other at team reunions, Hall of Fame inductions, or any social event. The last one was at Yogi’s last birthday. He was 90, Rachel was 92. When she saw Yogi she went up to him and used photo courtesy of yankees.lhblogs.com their special greeting for the last time: she said, “Safe;” he said, “Out;” and then they hugged for a long time. photo courtesy of Morgan Baker photo THE DOLPHIN THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015 SPORTS 7

Men’s Golf Recap Love sports?! Le Moyne Fall Preview (Sept. 11/12) Dowling September Shootout (Sept. 18/19) -Timber Banks Golf Club -Tallgrass Golf Club Finish: Tied for 1st out of 16 Finish: 2nd out of 11 Aidan Fuller finished tied for 3rd overall after Le Moyne was edged out by St. Thomas Aquinas. Want to take shooting rounds of 80 and 72. John Clare had another second place finish after Joe Petrin finished tied for 7th overall after rounds rounds of 67 and 73. of 76 and 77. Aidan Fuller had another strong performance pictures or write John Clare finished in 10th place overall after rounds finishing 4th, shooting 71 and 70. of 77 and 79. Dan Edwards finished tied for 16th after firing 71 in about them? The Dolphins will be hosting regionals at Timber the first round and 78 the next. Banks Golf Club in Spring ’16. Division II Challenge Navy Fall Classic (Sept. 13/14) -Quechee Club Highlands Course -U.S. Naval Academy Golf Club Finish: 1st out of 11 Finish: 5th out of 10 Aidan Fuller finished in second place with back-to- In a field of all division one teams, the Dolphins back rounds of 75. defeated Navy, University of Delaware, and St. Joseph’s. John Clare had third straight top-three finish with They were edged out by George Mason, Seton Hall, rounds of 74 and 77. Georgetown, and Princeton. They finished within 22 Danny Thomas had his first career top-10 finish with shots of all of these opponents. rounds of 78 and 79. John Clare finished in second place alone after firing a career-low 67 in the first round and following that Junior, John Clare was awarded Northeast-10 player up with a 69 the second day. He was tied for the lead of the week twice in the past three weeks. after day one. EMAIL: Aidan Fuller finished tied for 13th with rounds of 71 The Dolphins travel to Binghamton this weekend to and 72. compete in the Northeast-10 Conference tournament @THEDOLPHINLMC Sophomores Joe Petrin and Danny Thomas finished at En-Joie Golf Club. The two competitive rounds will in 30th place and tied for 31st place, respectively. be played Sunday and Monday. Petrin went 75, 76 and Thomas went 76, 76.

Women’s Soccer Still Searching for First Conference Win

Maggie Brown ‘16 10-5 advantage in shots the win. STAFF WRITER on goal. In addition, the According to Knights took nine corner lemoynedolphins.com, Le kicks, as opposed to Le Moyne put two shots over The women’s soccer Moyne’s two. the crossbar in the second team dropped two games Madison Taylor had half, but was otherwise on the road this week at five saves for Saint Rose unable to capitalize to tie The College of Saint Rose on her way to posting a the game. and , shutout. After dropping two once again losing by a Four days later, the more games this week, deficit of just one goal in ‘Phins traveled photo courtesy of photo courtesy of lemoynedolphins.com photo both games. to Saint Anselm lemoynedolphins.com The ‘Phins, who have College on Sept. 26, lost each of their last five where they were games by one goal, took beaten 2-1 by the Miller and Casson’s Double- on undefeated and ninth- Hawks. ranked Saint Rose to start Rachel Gillies Doubles lead Dolphins to the week on Sept. 22. In opened the scoring addition to giving the for Saint Anselm at Golden Knights their fifth the 20:22 mark. The Two Wins win on the season, the Dolphins answered Pat Coultry ‘18 win evened the score of just 48 seconds STAFF WRITER the “Upstate Challenge”, later as sophomore the year long competition midfielder, Alexis between Le Moyne and Muraco knocked This past week, the secured their first conference victory Saint Rose, at one point in a goal off a pass defeating The College of Saint Rose on Sept. 22 in front of a packed Ted Grant Court. apiece. from sophomore forward, the ‘Phins fall to 1-6 on The bleachers were nearly filled with fans supporting Le Moyne as ‘Phins Senior goalkeeper, Tori Kirsten Colegrove. the season and 0-4 in defeated Saint Rose in five sets. Corsaro and the rest of After both teams Northeast-10 Conference Le Moyne dropped the first set, but regained momentum, winning the next two Le Moyne’s defense were were scoreless for the play. They have scored six sets. The Dolphins looked to end the match in the fourth set, but they fell short. able to keep the Knights remainder of the first goals over the course of They eventually took care of business by winning the decisive fifth set, 15-11. scoreless for most of the half, Saint Anselm’s Callie their seven games thus far Le Moyne was once again led by freshman right side, Jessica Miller, who registered first half until Amanda Millet was able to score this season. a career high 18 kills. She also added three aces and two blocks to propel the Vasquez scored at the what proved to be the “We need to do the little Dolphins past the Golden Knights of Saint Rose. 37:04 mark, her second of game winner about three things with great effort Junior outside hitter, Natalie Casson, added 11 kills and 16 digs to secure her fifth the season. minutes into the second and play as a team,” said double-double of the season. Sophomore setter, Kendall Corcoran, led the way with The goal proved to be half. Corsaro. “Once we find 42 assists and freshman libero, Mikayla Porr, had 25 digs. the only one it would Corsaro had five saves our rhythm we’ll be able The Dolphins found further success on Sept. 25, as they defeated Roberts take to give Saint Rose in the contest to once to be successful.” Wesleyan College in three straight sets to improve their winning streak to three. the victory, as both teams again keep Le Moyne in The Dolphins Once again, Miller led the team with 11 kills, but Le Moyne made quick work were held scoreless the game, including four looked forward to of Roberts Wesleyan in large part due to Casson’s second straight double-double. through the remainder of in the second half. The two opportunities for Casson contributed 10 kills and 12 digs to earn her team high sixth double-double the game. Hawks held a 21-5 shot conference wins this of the season. Corsaro had a season- advantage as well as a week as they returned to Junior outside hitter, Andrea Buchanan, and sophomore middle hitter, Danica high nine saves to keep 7-2 advantage in shots on Ted Grant Field to host Durdines, also combined for 17 kills. In this match, Kendall Corcoran registered 33 the Dolphins in the game, goal. American International assists consistently setting her teammates up. Porr and Casson combined for 28 as Saint Rose registered Saint Anselm College on Sept. 30 and digs and freshman defensive specialist, Molly Gallagher, had 7 of her own as well. a 28-8 advantage in goalkeeper, Cassie will host Southern New With the win, Le Moyne improved to 9-3 on the season [1-1 in NE-10 play] and shots over the course Quattropani, made one Hampshire University on dropped Roberts Wesleyan to 1-9 on the 2015 campaign. of the game, including a save en route to earning Oct. 3. THE DOLPHIN OPINION 88 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015 18 #DolphinsLiveWell FRESHMAN You Are Not Alone Week Haley Quinlan Amibel Tineo Maria Randazzo THOUGHTS GUEST WRITER GUEST WRITER GUEST WRITER As we come to the end of the caring community, and wants we sometimes forget to take first month of the semester, everybody on its campus to feel care of our mental health. As a hopefully everybody is finding like they have an ally, no matter member of the Le Moyne College their footing on campus: what is going on in their life. community, it is important to we hope that freshmen are From being involved in an remember that, YOU ARE NOT finding new surroundings abusive relationship, to having ALONE. Someone is ALWAYS and that upperclassmen are a substance abuse problem, or there for you no matter the reestablishing their old ones suffering from a mental health situation. Whether it be a friend, and moving forward with the disorder and other situations family, peer, trusted professor goals of their respective year. such as being a victim of sexual or advisor, someone in Health Sometimes, however, these assault, discrimination, or or Counseling Services, coach, transitions don't go as smoothly bullying, and struggling with Campus Ministry, etc. Someone as we would like them to or as sexuality...there are endless is always there and someone we expect them to. You may situations and conditions that always understands. Remember experience small bumps in may be thrown at us in our lives, that anything and everything is the road or large chasms that which we may not be informed important enough to talk about. keep you from progressing. about. So fellow Le Moyne students, Sometimes these occur here, Feelings of safeness are only in the words of Disney’s but for some people, these temporary; escaping your Cinderella [2015], “Have might be challenges that could problems does not mean they courage and be kind.” have started before they got to are resolved. Instead, confront Le Moyne this year. your fears by taking the first Main Campus Number: (315) We're here to tell you step towards educating yourself 445-4410 Allison Stephens ‘19 you are, you’ll definitely find that everyone experiences on the issue at hand and using STAFF WRITER someone you click with. challenges, no matter how small helpful tools such as the internet Security: x4444 10. “I wanna do every single or large. We also want to let as your go-to. Most importantly, Alright, time to face facts: club this school has to offer! you know that there is always ask for help, confide in someone, Counseling Services: x4195 we’re freshmen again. It means Psych club, drama club, tennis someone there at Le Moyne that and know that there are people a new school, new people, and a club, EVERYTHING!” can help you get through it! at Le Moyne who can help you Health Services: x4440 new campus to learn. But we’ll Say it with me this time: slow Next week is our annual, “You feel less isolated and alone. As get through it. . .eventually. down. Find your niche. Find Are Not Alone Week” [YANA]. you go through next week’s Campus Life & Leadership In the meantime, let’s review something you’ll absolutely You might have seen folks YANA activities, keep in mind (Residence Life): x4520 some thoughts from these past love. Try some new things but wearing these T-shirts from that YOU might be the person few weeks. do what you want in the end. previous years around campus to help a friend or peer feel less Student Development: x4527 1.“Okay, where’s my STATs 11. “I have a paper due at the — they mean something! This alone! class again?” end of the first week?!” week recognizes and celebrates We all live busy lives. Let’s Campus Ministry: x4111 No worries, we have no idea Yup, this is college. It’s time Le Moyne’s commitment face it, we’re college students. where we’re going either. to start cracking down. But hey, to being an inclusive and In the midst of our chaotic lives 2. “So if I have eight meals a it’ll prepare you for real life. week I can do dinner every night 12. “I hope my teachers are and I can lunch on Thursday... really laid back and don’t care.” I JUST WANNA On Saturday, gym hours. Maybe 6 a.m. to but wait, Maria wanted to have No. You WANT your teachers it’s open from midnight? Every day, if possible. lunch with me on Tuesday.” to be on you all the time. Those WORK OUT.... noon to 6 p.m., Yes, I know that would require a Just eat all your pop-tarts and are the teachers that want you and Sunday from work study to work but HELLO, cheez-its and call it a day. to succeed. Those are the ones Abigail Adams '16 noon to 5 p.m. I know so many people who are 3. “What is with all these golf that will make you great. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Who wants to wait till noon always looking for work study carts?!” 13. “I know exactly what I on Saturday or Sunday to go to positions and never find one. Seriously, they’re everywhere. want to be when I grow up! I’ll It’s Monday night, 10:30 p.m., the gym? If I wait that long, I’ll Or, we could solve all of these 4. “WOO HOO never have to think about it I’m just leaving The Dolphin already be in line at Chipotle problems and give students FREEDOMMMMM!!!” again!” office after our meeting and I’m for my mid-day burrito bowl, swipe access to the gym Slow down. Don’t go crazy. One more time: slow down. going to head down to the gym you feel me? THEN, it closes at anytime/anyday we want. I can It’ll just make your meal plan You never know, and that’s for a killer workout. Oh, wait...I 6p.p.…what is that? WHAT IS do my squats in private at 11:30 and your wallet run out the first okay! All in good time. CAN’T. THAT? p.m. if I want. Or, I can wake week. 14. “Oh no, I’ll be poor by next It’s Saturday morning around Because of these whacked up up early Saturday morning, 5. “8 a.m. classes won’t be too week! That’s what happened to 9:15 a.m., I just had some hours, I am unable to go to the eat a nice healthy breakfast, bad! High school started at 7!” all my friends!” granola with milk and a fresh gym on Monday, Tuesday, and and then head over to the gym, No. It’s just as bad. Don’t kid No, all your friends blew banana, now I’m going to head sometimes Wednesday. That get my sweat on, come back yourself. You’re still gonna hit their money on hot pockets and to the gym and really crank out totally ruins my week. I need to my house and finish all my snooze every morning. cheese doodles. You just gotta a good ab workout. Oh, wait...I my “me” time at the gym, it’s the homework just in time to pre- 6. “I miss my parents but be smart with it. CAN’T. only way my body can function game for the bars. Just saying. I don’t want to seem like a 15. “Wait, people actually use It’s Friday around 5 p.m. and properly. I’m starting a petition. baby.…” the library?” I had a stressful day answering My housemate Shannon is We all miss them. And that’s Crazy right? But the library emails, finishing projects, and behind me 100 percent. We okay. is actually a great place to find catching up on reading, so I’m have been gym 7. “Yes! Time to party every a quiet place to study and get going to go do some cardio buddies for a night!” your work done. to clear my head. Oh, wait...I long time and Once again, slow down. A 16. “I was top ten in my high CAN’T. now because little partying isn’t bad, but school! College will be so easy!” I think you get the idea. The of our different everything in moderation. Don’t Nope. It’s a whole different gym has crappy hours and it’s schedules party all night and fail your way ball game. You’ll pick up on frustrating. I can’t even tell and the out. some things fast and others you how many people I’ve disgustingly 8. “Ugh, does this mean I have not so fast. Just make sure you talked to over the past three odd gym to go to church every Sunday?” always try. weeks and somehow we end hours, we can’t No. Despite all the priests on 17. “Yeah, finally! No dress up complaining about our sweat together campus, everyone is accepted code!” schedules and how we have zero anymore. here. That one is pretty great. time to go to the gym, because THAT WAS 9. “I don’t know anyone in 18. “College is going to be the hours are totally ridiculous. QUALITY any of my classes. Guess I’ll eat great!” On the weekdays it’s open 6 BONDING alone every night.” And you sure are right about a.m. to 10 pm. Except Friday, it’s TIME WITH Being in college is about new that. only open until 4:30 p.m....yeah, EACH OTHER. experiences and new friends. you read that right. So much The solution: No matter what kind of person for that pre-dinner workout. Longer THE DOLPHIN THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015 OPINION 9

www.futureofbusinessandtech.com do away with the common core to have changed her views [bonus points for Paul], but on the definition of marriage advocates for energy freedom [convenient, huh?]. And she and traditional energy sources sponsored a bill in 2010 which — AKA open the floodgates for would criminalize flag burning. private and unregulated coal Let me exercise my freedom of extraction and hydrofracking. speech to say, “Hey, Hillary! Go Or perhaps he is looking for away, girl!” a return to kerosine lamp US Senator Bernie Sanders lighting? I could get behind that. [Vermont]: Wants to increase Businessman Donald income tax for the wealthiest to Trump [New York]: He wants 50 percent, pass an employment to make some serious cuts to non-discrimination act, combat the Department of Education. the disproportionate killing Because it isn’t hypocritical at of black citizens by police, and all for a man whose networth immediately address the state is approximately $4 billion to of the global environment. advocate for spending cuts And his voting record actually on public services millions of matches up to his platforms 2016 Presidential Candidates:So, I guess, yeah! What I love YouDr. Need Ben Carson to Know[Florida]: citizens rely on. [that may be a first]. Running Allison Dolzonek '16 election season! Now here’s Has minimal business, political, Now onto the Democrats! this country, however, relies OPINION EDITOR what I think you should know and military experience. Oh, They’ve been slightly a lot on compromise and a I love election season. It about the frontrunners for the and he claimed that sexual disappointing compared to the realistic understanding of how might just be the real most 2016 election. . . . orientation is a choice. Why entertainment the Rs have been legislation will be passed within wonderful time of the year, that We’ll start with the don’t more people choose to be providing, but here’s what you a deeply divided legislature, is, if you enjoy mud slinging, Republicans because, well, straight like him? need to know: both of which Sanders lacks. absurdly funded campaigns they’ve been the most fun: Businesswoman Carly Former US Secretary of But don’t take my word [Trump recently loaned his Former Florida Governor Fiorina [Virginia]: Here we go! State and Senator Hillary for it — go read up and stay own campaign $1.8 million Jeb Bush: His crime plan The Republicans are shaking Clinton [New York]: Wants informed! Every vote counts, — and it’s not even 2016!], revolves mostly around building it up and throwing a woman to promote the teaching of the especially when Trump still and ridiculous quotes from more prisons and issuing longer in the mix. I mean, it is about Bible as history and literature holds the lead. presidential debates [“The sentences, because punishment time. . . she wants to overturn in schools and not as religion most dangerous person in any over therapy hardens people. Roe V. Wade, which defended a or science. Hey, Hillary! Go The information for this room is the person who doesn’t What better way to solve our woman’s right to abortion. girl! She supported the Defense article was obtained from know what he doesn’t know.”— prison industrial complex than US Senator Rand Paul of Marriage Act Bill Clinton ontheissues.org Former Governor of Arkansas, with more prisons and stricter [Kentucky]: Wants to signed [2007], which she Mike Huckabee]. sentencing? decriminalize marijuana and recently recanted and claimed Through My Spectacles A Reporter's View On Reporting Amari D. Pollard '17 But people are so quick EDITOR-IN-CHIEF to forget that. Instead, they

photo courtesy of repmanblog.com photo The Devil Wears Prada was choose to the catalyst that began my trash your infatuation with the idea of words and In Case You Didn’t Know becoming a reporter. Although your work no reporting was done in the without movie, I remember seeing Andy having the Allison Dolzonek ‘16 [aka Anne Hathaway] shuffle slightest OPINION EDITOR her newspaper clippings before clue of what her meeting with Elias-Clark goes into and telling Miranda Priestly one — ONE In case you didn’t know, your food? No. The answer is [aka Meryl Streep] of the — story. And The Dolphin is the on-campus no. To all of the above. Because stories she covered as the that you’re student-run news source. CNN is a news network--they Editor-in-Chief of The Daily not doing it We are the go-to medium for report the news; radio stations Northwestern...and I thought, I for yourself, events on campus, news on are music broadcasting can do that — I can be that. you’re not campus, student opinions, frequencies--they play music; I was so fascinated by the covering pieces [some you say. and anything else that affects restaurants are businesses that power of words: how they don’t even care about] for you, It doesn’t stop: the stories, the Le Moyne community. We prepare and serve food--they have the ability to connect us but so they can be informed. the words, the drama...the are currently attempting to bring you food. The Dolphin is and make the world feel a little So they know the truth, what’s criticism. become more than a weekly a student-run news source for smaller. happening around them when But that’s okay, because news print--we want to be Le Moyne--we give to you the I had this naïve image of others would happily keep whether people want to an accessible, daily source of Le Moyne news, and we bring myself as a reporter, wearing them in the dark. admit it or not, they would be information for Le Moyne, and it to you on silver, social media some red cape and saving the When I was given the significantly more uninformed to do so we are making more of platter! world one word at a time. It position of Editor-in-Chief and unaware if it wasn’t for an appearance on social media So, in case you didn’t never occurred to me how of The Dolphin, I was filled reporters. [Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, know, we really enjoy what words would gradually start with hope for the paper’s So, thank you Brian Williams etc.]. we do here at The Dolphin to take over, or that people future. No more fluff, no more for every single one of your In case you didn’t know, this and we want to be a reliable wouldn’t always receive mine shallow stories with little to no nightly news segments is what news organizations do- and convenient medium of positively. substance about things no one although the world seems -they inform and report news information for the Le Moyne From the layman’s cares about. There would be to have forgotten all your to the populous. So, to those student body. That’s all. And perspective, I can see how stories that could lend a voice, journalistic efforts, thank who seem to be getting irked unless you are going to begin reporters may be viewed as even if for a moment, to the you Carl Bernstein and Bob with The Dolphin on Twitter or boycotting hair salons when these scumbags who can’t wait people that events on and off Woodward for gifting us with Facebook for reporting recent your barber gives you a haircut, for the next tragedy to propel campus impact. arguably the best piece of on campus events, my question please don’t snub The Dolphin their journalistic careers Without me really realizing it, investigative journalism when is, “Why?” Seriously, why? for reporting the news! forward. We dig, we question, The Dolphin began to consume you broke the Watergate Do you get upset when CNN we confront…. We don’t wait me. Chasing after interviews, Scandal, thank you Jackie broadcasts live, breaking news around for the story to come to writing rather than doing Robinson for helping me fall in [and they Tweet about it as us, all nicely packaged with its homework, spending hours love with the news and giving well]? Do you get upset when stamp of approval from some perfecting layout, trying to find me something to look forward radio stations play music? Does higher authority who will only ways to keep readers engaged to every night. it really just grind your gears let you know what they want and make them feel like there when you’re at a restaurant you to know instead of what is someone out there paying and then the waiter brings you you have the right to know. attention to what they have to THE DOLPHIN ADVERTISEMENTS10 10 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015

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Le Moyne’s family weekend looked like it went really well. So many of you were kind enough to take time out of your busy schedules to give your parents and siblings the grandest of Le Moyne tours. You guys want to know whose family didn’t get the grandest of tours? You guessed it. With smiles on their faces, bags already packed, my parents informed me that rather than come to Le Moyne’s family weekend, they would be attending my sister’s family weekend at Geneseo. They made these stupid excuses, saying that it’s because I “still live at home” and I “see them every day” and I “make them cook me food and do my laundry” and on and on. Whatever. What follows is my revenge on families everywhere. Blame my parents.

1 Jeer: Don’t Ever Forget Me Of all the pictures I’ve seen in my life, this one just scares me. Why isn’t the dad (?) smiling? Is 1 Cheer: I’ll Do it For he questioning his choice to allow his daughter to wear a furry lampshade on her head? Does You, Honey… he regret picking out the same sunglasses for he Woman: “I know I shrank this and his daughter? Is he jealous of the luscious shirt in the dryer but it’s the only locks his son has? color that works with my eyes.” Man: “...Want me to pull my shirt up so you don’t feel so insecure?” Woman: “Want me to grow a beard so you don’t feel so insecure?” Man: “Take the photo.”

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2 Cheers: Say...Surprise! The most difficult thing to figure out about this photo is who is more surprised. photo courtesy of epiccarnage.com My money's on the woman; I think she just realized who the photographer really is. As for the guy in front of her, I’m almost 100% positive that this is her son, but I’m puzzled as to why he’s nearly as 2 Jeers: No Shoes, surprised as she is. Best guess? I think he just realized who the photographer really No Shirt, No Problem is. Man in the Middle: “We can’t have our shirts on for this photo. I don’t do 20 push-ups a day for photo courtesy of mydcdental.com nothing.” Man on the Right: “I just want the camera to see the tattoos I just got.” 3 Cheers: I’ve Had the Time of My Life Man on the Left: “...Were we If you read-up on this photo you’ll discover that this supposed to go tanning?” woman ended up launching her child into the sand. Kids are tough (and it looks like pretty soft sand) so naturally the kid was fine, but let’s talk about the husband. He just secured an invaluable get-out-of-jail-free card. For example: “How dare you forget our anniversary!” can be countered with, “How photo courtesy of epiccarnage.com dare you throw our child into the sand!” “Honey, how could you forget the broccoli again?” can be easily refuted by saying, “The same way you forgot to hold onto our child.” 3 Jeers: I Want a Permanent Memory One photo has managed to highlight quite a few bad decisions. Most blatantly obtuse, does this guy realize that he paid to have the faces of the people he assumedly “loves” on his back, where he’ll never be able to see them unless he poses shirtless in front of a full-size mirror? photo courtesy of google.com photo photo courtesy of epiccarnage.com