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Volume 40, Issue :l1. California State University, Chico Wednesday, April :1.5, :1.998
Matt Notley Mallagillg Editor
Orie more time If you did your duty as a stu dent last week and voted in the Associated Student elections, then good for you. And if you did n't, you get a second chance to Jason RiddIck Richa.rd Eisom prove you are true to your school. '.. -, . Today and Thursday, A.S. run-off "I/students want "I kn'owwhere election polls will be open from 8 to see revenue a.m. to 7 p.m. There are only five . t%ells sharing as high polling stations this time around . efforts. l k!,ow - at the Bell Memorial Union, . as it can get, if the Meriam Library and at Butte, . the players and Holt and Whitney halls. tlley want to see -, Wondering why there is an A.s.io~~sed . the players ~mother election? It's because in knowlne. I the president and vice president toward ',~tudellts races no candidate receivcd 50 rather: thanA.S. have the percent of the vote, plus one vote. The top two vote-getters officers, then student's best are then placed in a run-off. ."".' ... ;.. <. . .:'.,.,., .... ··.ii'::·:.' ,. . . .,;. .The Orion/Ed Van Veen they ~hould interest at . In my opinion, the difference Incll"Aa!!;od awareness· or the fiee·lollipops, Voter turnout jumped 2 percent: One infivestudenis voted • between the two presidential can . . elect me." . heart:" , didates could be compareo to a canyon. Richard Elsom and Jason Riddick are about as far apart on ForA.S.Vice President: the spectrum as two people can get. Elsom is a progressive and .,1:' today Riddick a conservative. So think ·at 10:45 p.m. Thursday. "I to focus efforts. lknow the play- about your ideologies at the polis. Just a reminder, last week The ~fi!~~~·e of a modern-day Johnny ..... UllUJ'U ...... ~ .i •• Elsom and . Elsorn, who was in New York . age student," Denniston said. proactive, Appleseed. Carroll will drive .·,:. .1' ...... '.Ul'wr.., 'tmished the ballot race·· during elections as head delegate Her three years experience the A.S. for three interactive coast-to-coast in a Ryder truck .presideritwith31votes of the Chico State Model U.N .. with the A.S. proves her.to be giving away 100,000 poetry ...... •.... '.' ,betweenthem:lliddick finished team,said he's incredibly proud qualified and dedicated to the years. I luzve the candidate should books in supermarkets, prisons, '''·jLS';PlisidenC:;'liri theleadwith.702 votes. . of his campaigri·, team. ?lho, position. she said. "I'm not just dedicaJion-l'm. . vote for me - schools, hotels, truck stops, jury '0:'.' .>:'1.:('" ··:·,.Riddick was embraced by sev-· worked because ..they wanti!d to .. jumpinginto k". .. . waiting rooms, zoos, libraries ::'(uulwce~:'.F':eral:6[his.friends' when the -see the best candidate win." Kidd said she was surprised Ilotjllstjumping that's what 1 and other unusual places. For :;·'·'!"':'~'·';';:::··':i:·.,,~.results:"'erearirlouriced' in the He said theA.s: needs a strong into it." $talld jor." more information, get on the :i·.:·pi~sidi~i.;::,·;;:';fl:oritoftheBellMemoi:ial Union . leader to guide it.~'I know where see Election p. 8 I Internet at www.poets.org. :':/':,',: <·~;~.>::'·~I~;;.!:':.,.':; ~::~:;'~~.'::-'.<.":::': "~.,:,;,:,;:.;:.... ,,, "';:",," ':: ':: ,; ''', ',:;~~.:, '" , Here at Chico State, Gary Thompson's English 120 poetry class celebrated the month by cre ating a class web page devoted to the literary craft. Check them out at www.csllchico.eduJengIJpoeuy. Evaluation revamped If you feel like celebrating, you can go to the University Complaints of Student and will go to the Academic bers. For example, one question Center (next to Selvester's Cafe) Senate on April 23 for discussion. stated, "The instructor gives lec for a free poetry reading by Carol Evaluation of Faculty Edie Vela, University Student tures that are easy to outline." Oles Thursday night at 7:30 p.m. Evaluation of Faculty committee Vela said this doesn't pertain to Or grab a double feature of poet forms lead to overhaul chair and professor of psycholo all faculty - including theater fac ry and go to Cafe Siena for an gy, said the new SEF could be ulty, who don't necessarily lecture. open poetry reading at 6 p.m. Chantal Lamers used as early as fall 1998. He said the USEF committee If you want to get real crazy, Senior Writer "Faculty have been complain came up with eight new questions go to Duffy's Tavern at 7 p.m. on ing for a long time that the ques that are included in another form, May 2 (yeah, yeah, it's close Faculty at Chico State tions don't apply to them or the the Student Instructional Report enough) for "Word Core '98 - University arc deciding whether way they run their classes," Vela II. If approved, the SIRII will be Celebrate the power of spoken to flunk the current Student said. "So we asked faculty and used on a trial basis for two years. word." The Orion's own R. Eirik Evaluation of Faculty form. student organizations what kind One of the questions included The Orionl Jeanne Woodbury Ott will host the event, which The new SEF form was of questions they wanted." 0.11 thc new SEF evaluates how Delegate Brenna Silberstein, right, applauds as votes are tallied features four performance poets already approved by the He said the old form included well an instructor follows the electronically at the Model United Nations in New York City Saturday•. from San Francisco. Academic Senate's Faculty and questions that didn't apply to the Policies Committee on April 9 curriculum of all faculty mem- see SEFs p. 8 I Reach Matt Notley at [email protected] Model UN team ·'nside .1------, Better lab printouts, but pricey upbeat after loss Opinion 7 Library responds to high demand for the laser print privileges was one reason for A Sado-Masochistic feminist? ing continues, workers at the change, said Jerry Ringel, Jeanne Woodbury the three years I have been dean, Sports 9 demand for laser prints Student Computing said dot head of Student Computing. Senior Writer this was the strongest and bcst UC Davis knocks off Wildcats to matrix printers may be phased Reference materials, which nor prepared delegation from Chico takeover first place in NCAC. Ben van der Meer out completely. mally require a printing fee, NEW YORK - Chico State that I have seen. They're real Entertainment 1..3 Senior Writer "It's a great thing to have would instead be stored on a University students knew they professionals in my book." Classic "Princess and the Pea" laser printing, because these disk and then taken to a com didn't need an award to remind Professor for the MUN class, redone by Butte College students. Dot-matrix printers are now printers suck," said Lisa Teeple, puter lab, where they could be them that they had worked hard Rick Ostrom, said it was a "mys Dimensions 21.. an endangered species on the a seni'M in liberal studies, refer printed for free. Excessive at the National Model United tery" why his students did not Chico State University campus. ring to the dot-matrix printers printing of documents from the Nations conference held in New earn one of the certificates Every. .:~ :I!. { ~' 'j' \ . " ..... ! ;.,. ,; •. ~ .1, " , ... '.. '~ ... " ~ag. 2 California State Unlvltrtllty, Chico The Orlon Apitr~·s::i99.8:. ------~~~~~------~----~ Nations: Chico's team represents South Korea ; ~eather ,. continued from p. 1 even higher award than the hon orable mentions that the students had earned every year for eight consecutive conferences. But as the pile of 21 awards diminished that afternoon, so did the enthusiasm from the faces of Chico State stud~nts. In the end, as other 'winning schools cheered and gathered for photographs. Chico State students grieved. But one of the team's officers, TIna Delario, wasn't about to let Today it end that way. She gathered her Partly Cloudy. classmates around her. Teary- . 63·40 eyed, she told them they had worked extremely hard and had done their best. Moon Phalli More than 2,000 delegates Last Quarter: from 189 universities around April 19 the world packed into the 25- story Grand Hyatt Hotel in New York City for the annual 5-day National Model United Nations Conference. which began April 7. The Orion/ Jaan.. Woodbury Their job, like that of the rea1 Chico State delegate Haytham Siyam tries to convince the U.N. ambassador from Iraq to demobilize its United Nations just a short walk troops. Siyam represented the Republic of Korea In the U.N. Security Council's crisis simulation Saturday. from the hotel, was to work Thursday cooperatively to i'ind solutions to they were glad their request to "You did very good home what real ambassadors experi Partly. cloudy. High of ence, said MUN student, George Alpine meadows - 138-216" tOOay's world problelns. They play Korea was granted. But work," Kim said. "You are well 65, low of40 Heavenly - 96-210" 4t were separated into 18 commit because of the Asian economic prepared. I thank you for that." Perez. Kirkwood - 172-246" ,<. tees that worked inde~ndently crisis and Chi c 0 "I gained an appreciation for Frida)' Mt. Shasta - 94-16S" on topics assigned them. Korea's new State's MUN what real delegates must go Sunny. High of 68, Borea1-108-132" Despite their disappointment, democratical ~~ students spent through - a lot of sleepless low of 51 Sierra at Thhoc - 144-216" 22 ly-elected months nights." Perez said. "They pretty the members of the team I gained an Squaw Valley - 66-198" ....."bmco/J!cldt ",1110 gained a lot, said delegate president, the researching much don't have a normal life." Arnoldo Avila. students had to appreciation their topics, Besides touring the United "I learned interpersonal' do last-minute writing and Nations, the students visited the skills by talking to other peo research to see for what real rewriting posi Metropolitan Museum of Art, ple, and I learned business how these delegates must tion papers the Statue of Liberty and Ellis , . ..~~N. History skills. It was a business atmos changes affect and speaking Island, saw Broadway musicals, The Nationa1 Model United phere with everyone in busi ed Korea's go through - a in front of as ice skated at Rockefeller Center Nations has been in existence ness attire. That's something position. many as 200 and ate soul food in Harlem. since 1946, when it took the delegations from 32 states. you don't see every day," For two lot of sleepless strangers. They watched the New York place of the then-defunct That's great, Eaton said, Arnoldo said. "1 gained a defi hours. the nights. They caucused Yankees beat the Oakland A's in Model League of Nations. The because, in its own small way, nite appreciation for the United Korean c(lun with other stu Yankee Stadium and went to annual conference, held in the NMUN educates Nations and what they do." selors fielded dent delega one of New York City'S beauti New York City, draws stu American students about the the students' George Perez tions (some fully decorated churches on dents from universities and United Nations in hopes that The Chico State delegation Model U.N delegate represented the Republic of questions times until Easter Sunday. colleges around the world. they will one day support Korea (South Korea). They took about current ~ ______....,~"" 2:30 a.m.) and After partying their frna1 night But most of the students are U.N. work. their job very seriously, said their topics they worked diplo- in the city, Easter found the stu from the United States, The United States, Eaton faculty advisers and the three may not yet matically to dents already discussing the said NMUN Secretary said, is not terribly supportive counselors from the real Korean have found on the Internet. make sure their final resolutions 1999 National NMUN At least GeneraJ Michael Eaton. This of the United Nations. In fact, ~t. mission to the United Nations. Counselor Wow Soo Kim praised met the needs of all the nations. five students plan to apply for year's conference included is $1 billion behind in its dues. The Chico State officers said them for their efforts. It was a chance to get a feel for staff positions. lAKE ACTION , ,I ,:/\_.----.. -.-~ Sandy ~ers ~ffers: Mani~ure & Pedicure. 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Elections Committee, alleging that 5:15 p.m. Transient problem reported in the 500. "Reporting party reporting her boyfriend lit the students were forced by professors and a staff member to vote block of West ~eveath Street. "Reporting party last name he bar stotH he Ie going to kill her. Unknown what Is for members of the "'We the Peopie" slate. reporting transients In the vacant house on tho going on." The investigation was led by Dr. James Goss, executive comer, white' In color. House Is supposed to be does not know. 11 :22 p.m. Residential burglary reported in the associate to Northridge University President Blenda J. Wilson, boarded up." He is saying 800 block of Nord Avenue. "Unknown auspect and Dr. William Watkins, assistant vice president for student 11:41 p.m. Threats reported in the 700 block of broke Into the apartment and took several life. Goss said through a spokesman that administrators were Broadway Street. "Reporting party Is receiving he is going Items of Jewelry belonging to reporting party'. unable to substantiate the allegations. threats from • 8ubJeet over the phone. He Is ask· roommata.- "'There was no' merit to any of the allegations we received," he Ing for a 'Bob' Who.elast namo he dOCls not know. to come over said. Unless any new infonnation is revealed, administrators will He Is saying he Is going to come over and harm and harm Sunday, April 13 not take any further action regarding the allegations, he said. the reporting party." 12:13 a.m. Suspicious vehicle reported in the the reporting 800 block of Warner Street. Saturday, April 12 "Subject has been sitting in the vehicle Humboldt 12:24 a.m. Vandalism reported in the 1500 party. parked on Warner between stadium and block of West Third Street. "SubJects Just West Sacramento for an hour. Reporting Oldest student·run film festival held threw a rock through • gins. door and an . ,~ party lives In the area and is afraid subject The Humboldt International Film Festival kicked off last upstairs wlndow.- might be casing the neighborhood." week, bringing div~rse, independent fllms and workshops on filnunaking to the community, The Lumberjack reported. As an international, juried competition, the Humboldt International Film Festival showcases the latest works by Printing: Students will pay more for laser output emerging and professional independent fihrunakers, said Ann Alter. a filmn.aker ami professor at Humboldt State. I continued from p. 1 exist in some form. While a "As long as they also lower dents. We're looking to provide The festival bej.!1iIl in 1967 and continues to promote inde for people who wanted to make number of options are being our tuition fees, it's okay to a better experience." pendent filmmaking as an art form. a source of entertainment use of the superior quality, but investigated, he said there will charge for laser printing." she· Some students thought the and a means of cOnl.'llunication. that demand was too high. Large said. laser printing was a helpful TIle festival, which is the oldest student-run film festival in amounts of paper were being Ryan Cannan, a senior in a9dition. the world, took place April 7-11. Evening and weekend screen wasted due to the length of doc ~I media arts, agreed with Teeple's "It's a little expensive, but a ings of short films (under 60 minutes) were featured at Arcata's uments being printed. And prob From my experi- sentiment. "When you' re a stu better printing makes for a bet Minor Theater throughout the festival. lems with printers led students to ence, printing is dent, money is tight as it is," he ter class presentation," Cannan print again. said. said. "I think it'll be awhile for The cost of laser printing, 15 the worst part of Last week, the changeover people to adjust, but it'll be San Diego cents a page, will put a slight caught some students by sur okay." financial strain on some stu using a comput- prise, and assistants in the lab 'The new system was based on student, professor honoled ." HASA dents, who frequently take er on campus for . said there were some com one used at various universities A San Diego State University aeronautical engineering p~ advantage of the computer labs plaints.. in California, most notably at fessor and graduate student Steve Iguchi, along with two for reports and tenn papers. But most students. "Usually, it's people who Stanford. Ringel said Chico NASA engineers, received awards by NASA for developing a free dot-matrix printing will still don't pay attention to the sign State is unique because it offers computer program that analyzes objects in motion. be available to all. that have a problem,"· said free printing in some form. Jerry Ringel Before the· program was develo~ only objects in a steady "The cost is essentially to pay Head of Student Computing Terence Callaham, a lab assistant Many universities, he said. state could be analyzeo.d. The Aztec Daily reported. for the new printers," Ringel in Meriam Library. "But there's charge a small amount for all The prize amount for the award was $350, but the honored engi said. "This is already less than been no real big problems while printing. neering professor Joseph Katz said no one can put a dollar figure on what it was before with only I've been on a shift." "It used to be that a teacher the amount of recognition and prestige that goes with this award two printers, and if the demand always be an option for free Ringel said some problems gave you an assignment and you He said it has contributed not only to the NASA program, is there, the price could drop printing on campus. were expected. "But I don't see typed it up, and that was that," he but also to the engineering department at San Diego State. further." Most students are in favor of it as inconveniencing anyone. said. "'The Internet has changed "This tool is being used nationwide and will probably be But if laser printing catches that idea. Teeple thought free From my experience, printing is all that. 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Writer opera, dance, drama, symphonic sor of history at the University of Chico on suspicion of assault with a firearm. . ,:..~ ",~ .. : .. ' music, and international food Iowa and an expert on Northern Police said Alex Jose Cabral, a member of the "Norte no" . The,.future of. California edu and entertainment will also be Charles Reed California's original "4gers." gang, was allegedly one of the gunmen in the gang-related cation: and the state's colorful part of the festivities. CSU Chancellor Wills said no look at the future shooting last month on the corner of West Fourth Avenue and past will be central themes Public Affairs Officer Joe Wills could be complete without exam Warner Street. explored during Founders Week said Chico State has a wealth of ining the past, and the Gold Rush Three people were injured, including another gang member 1998, Saturday through April 26. history and a strong connection to where its new pilot wants to steer it. era was pivotal in Chico's history. and fonner Chico State University student. This year's theme -' "On the the surrounding area. "It's one of the biggest educa "Just last month was the 150th Trail to the Millennium" - will "Chico State is the second tion jobs in America," Wills said anniversary of John Bidwell's dis Re-entry scholarship offered for 1998-99 academic year feature a vision of the California oldest school in the CSU system, of Reed's position. 'The CSU covery of gold in the Feather Applications for re-entry scholarships to California State State University system by its next to San Jose, and Founders system has more schools, more River," Wtlls said. "The gold rush University, Chico, in the amount of $500-$750, are available at new chancellor, Charles Reed, Week touches on that fact," Wills students and more alumni than is so important to this town because the offices of Admissions and Financial Aid. and a lecture on the Gold Rush said. "It has evolved into an almost any other system. Reed it· sort of triggered its development. Applications will be accepted through April 17 and are by Pulitzer Prize nominee opportunity to showcase every has thought long and hard about John Bidwell used the proceeds to available for those who did not previously submit a general Malcolm Rohrbough. thi.ng that goes on here, from aca the direction he wants to take us." buy land in Chico that was eventu Chico State University scholarship application by the Feb.l Founders Week telebrates the demics, to athletics, to the arts." Reed will speak. Tuesday at 7 ally used for the university." deadline. founding of the University in Wills said Reed's talk will give p.m. in Harlen Adams Theatre. Rohrbough will speak Monday Awards are based on financial need, academic achievement, April 1887 and showcases stu Chico students and faculty a Admission is free. at 7 p.m. in the Harlen Adams a statement of academic and career goals, and two letters of dent, faculty and staff excellence chance to hear the perspectives on The Gold Rush era and its Theatre. His talk is titled "A Look recommendation. as weH as connections with the where the CSU is headed and importance to Chico will be to the Past." Admission is free. For those living outside Butte County, applications can be obtained by contacting Tom Sawyer at 898-4279. Registration for coritinuing education now open Peace Corps volunteers lend a hand worldwide Students can register until the summer session starts June I, but classes can be closed if students don't sign up early. Elisa Bongiovanni made it a point to take him and in his intestines, and he and Myra Students must pay for classes when they register. Details on Senior Writer his brother, Scott, a junior at lived in a house with no running classes and the registration procedure may be found in the Chico State, around the world. water or heat. Every day, "Summer 1998" Continuing Education catalog. It's the toughest job Chris Leonard also did a study-abroad William caught trout in the lake For more information or to register, call 898-6105, visit the Leonard will ever love. program in Florence, Italy during for dinner and Myra cooked web site at rce.csuchico.edu., or walk in to the Continuing \' Leonard, a senior at Chico the 1996-1997 school ~ear. bread. They learned to live on Education Buildins. State University, will leave in He will receive a living very little ~eans, he said. June . to teach English at a allowance, paid medical and den "It definitely allows you to Bay Area photographer Ken Light presents work Romanian high school as part of tal care, technical, language, and appreciate things more," he said. Ken Light, photographer and curator of the Photographic his two-year commitment to the cross-cultural training, and a Agriculture professor Lee Gallery, Graduate School of Journalism, Berkeley, will show Peace Corps. $5,400 stipend upon completing Altier also enjoyed his stay in the and discuss slides of his work at 7 p.m., April 22, in Ayres 106. "Money only has so much his volunteer service, said Parin Peace Corps. He and his wife Ken Light is a social documentary photographer whose work value," he said. "Experiencing Shah, a graduate of Chico State Karen were agriCUlture volun has appeared in books, magazines and exhibitions. His most recent life is priceless. And if I can help and Peace Corps recruiter. teers in Nepal and liked it so book. "Texas Death Row" was published in the fall of 1997. out someone else. that makes all In a recent survey of Peace much that they stayed for an The exhibition is part of the "Viewpoints" photogmphy the difference." Corps volunteers who have additional year, serving from events in April, which open to the campus and community. Leonard is one of an average served since its founding in 1982 to 1985. The showings are sponsored by the Department of Art and of 30 students who join the Peace 1961,93 percent said they would "It was definitely a challenge. Art History, Department of Journalism and Butte College. Corps from Chico State every still make the same decision to Getting used to their traditions Additional funding through a CELT grant, Provost Grant, year. Currently, Chico State has join, Shah said. and culture was the hardest part. The Orlon/PhDto cowt.y 01 C. &...on __ School of Humanities and Fine Arts grant, and Associated 19 graduates serving overseas. William Lerch is one of those They didn't have the same appre Chris Leonard treks on yacation Students grant. They are in countries such as people. Lerch, director of experi ciation for women," Lee said. In Morocco. In June, he will For more infonnation on other Viewpoints events, contact Panama, the Ukraine, Zambia ential education at Chico State, Discovering her secondary teach English In Romania_ Dr. Pierce through e-mail or at 898-5864. and the Dominican Republic. served as a volunteer working on role in the culture was pretty Leonard, an international rela conservation in Venezuela and frustrating, Karen said. look into the program because they CorTeCtion tions major with minors in Italian designing parks in Chile from "I wanted to do more than just are afraid and don't know enough. In "Career student denied bid for A.S. presidency," printed and European studies, said he got 1973 to 1975. be his wife," Karen said. "You're "Once serving in the Peace in The Orion March 18, Ginny Whitby was incorrectly bitten by the "travel bug" at a Lerch, who joined his wife obeying their laws and some Corps, you know that you can do described as an employee of the chancellor's office. Whitby is young age. His parents were Myra in the Corps, encountered times you want to say 'This is pretty much anything." the collective bargaining director for the California State Peace Corps volunteers in many hardships overseas. stupid!' But you grin and bear it." An info meeting will be held Student Association. Venezuela in the early 19705 and William suffered from a parasite Shah said most students won't April 23 at 6 p.m. in Sutter 150. t7" " ", '" .",., ·';;·~~31G~e5T'~·STR£ET., CHICO, CA 95928· 891-1G39 ,,~ .. -~.... ~ .... \ .. ' \ /), t·· l t:'~-' I 1 I I .•. I • • r;, .'I ,~ 1 1 California State University, Chico Wednesday, April 15; 1998 'tat.ijma ~tudents must decide if faculty Who do you want $alce the grade with evaluations :What do you think of your the promotion of faculty - professors this year? evaluations must provide other to be todaY? :Ncxt week the university students with an opportunity to wlIl be asking students that look at who is teaching them. satne question. What will your The university is examining Oh yeah, and I also hated every minute of it: an~wer be? the questions the SEF's seek to By the time I was discharged after six horrible· :More importantly. what will answer. The Student Evaluation years in the navy, I had decided I absolutely hated th\? university 00 with your of Faculty Committee should do R. Elrik Ott everything even remotely having to do with elec unswer'? more than just exumine the for Orion Collllllni.\·t tronics. I even threw my VCR and 21-inch screen :Just across the Sacramento mat of the SEF's, the committee television set off a la-story building to protest the River from Chico, at the should restructure the evalua I was talking to my father the other day on objectification of women in the media, University of California Davis, tions to allow more student the phone and he asked me the question he When my father asked me what I wanted to .. student responses on evaluation access to the information. always asks me when he's getting ready to get be when 1 grew up that time, I told him I wanted forms are made available to Each department should off the phone with me, the question that always to be a writer and a pact. It WtlS like poking him students and are published in publish both the good and bad pisscs me off when I hear it... in the eye with a stick. He couldn't believe it a book. SEFs and make the information "So, have you decided what you're going to and accused me of being addicted to drugs or, :At Chico Stute University, availuble to interested students. be when you grow up']" even worse, being gay. He shouted at me, tricd . these Student Evaluation Forms If a professor lectures directly The tirst time he asked me that, I was to reason with me, painted verbal pictures of:.mc. either go into the teacher's file out of the book, some students 7-years-old and I was sure I wanted to be a living all street corners in San Francisco wfHi''.&~· or:into the teacher's hands at the would want to know that infor dentist. I have no idea why I thought I should long trench coat and sliding up next to passers end of the semester. mation - before they take the be a dentist, but there it was. My family was by and whispering. "Hey, mack, wanna buy:~.:-::: :The process of evaluation class. SEF's give students an ecstatic. They loved that answer. Dentists are some poetry?" He even offered to give mc·"""". shouldn't end after the form is opportunity to grade how a supposed to make a mint. $75.000 worth of his insurance policies if 1··...,..-':: filleo out. professor teaches a class. By Then, in the seventh grade I wrote a report on would only forget this silly little dream and .. u 'While many teachers read the publishing the reviews of a sharks that madc me think I wanted to be an take son1C busine~s classes. '.'so. ::' ..•.". .. written responses from students professor students cun decide if oceanographer. The thought of floating around I showed him my schedule of classes: . ,~,-,,,, and consider what is being said they want to take a class from in a mini-sub taking pictures of sea life really Creative Writing, Beginning Playwriting, about them, most do not. u specfic professor. appealed to me. I wallpapered my room with Writing for Mass Communication, Acting 001 L'':' By publishing student Students are paying for an posters of stingrays, whales and great whites. and Art History. His jaw dropped, his eyes responses it holds professors education at Chico State, they I read "Jaws" about five times. bllgged out and he asked me again, "Are you liable for their actions. Student should be the ones to judge how My parents were less than enthusiastic with sure you're not gay?" evaluations are not just about well professors are performing. that one. After all, that job choice involved a So. here it is. a few years later, and I'm on camera, which involve quite a bit of creativity, the phone with my dad. Hc's asking the same which is something my family equated with smalt-alecky question: "So, have you decided· bankruptcy, divorce and foodstamps. I remember what you want to be when you grow up?" Campus-wide laser printing will asking for a 35mm Minolta and snorkeling I paused, thought a moment. then said, "You equipment for Christmas that year; I got a know Dad, I wanna grow up to be just Jike you.:' cost students too much money typewriter and some savings bonds. He laughed. then said. "Asshole." , ._ ...... The printers on campus are or to copy a professors lecture By the time I reached high school. Macintosh being upgruded - for a price. notes from a web page. If you computers were all the rage in my school - I For now, Chico State are planning to make a hundred hung out with all the math geeks in chess club. University provides free copies on the laser printers, it When my father asked me what I wanted to be 'I dot-matrix printing in the will cost you $15. This is too in my junior year, I told him I wanted to be a ~: computer labs on campus. But much to pay - especially if computer systems analyst. I had no idea what a ~ the university is planning to the quality of the copy is not computer systems analyst is or what a com phase in laser printers in the an issue. puter systems analyst does, but at the time, I .•• ~"t":.o r r place of the antiquated, but The university claims some swore to God that I wanted to be the very Co'" _, free. dot-matrix printers. students over-use the free copy best computer systems analyst there ever was. Most students will be torn ing privilege by taking disks to My family was thrilled. They had no idea between the quality of the laser the free printers and printing out what a computer systems analyst wus either, but copies and the price of dot mUltiple copies and printing it sure sounded impressive. Making money is matrix printing. information off of the internet. always a good thing. . If the university chooses to While this may be the case. My dad made lots of money selling insur '.-' ,,\ phase out the dot-matrix printers student fees pay for the copies ance, so his son was destined to keep the Ott ? " . " /' ~ students should always have the to begin with. family money growing. r., J 11 option of free printing. The cost of laser printing is I didn't want to sponge cash olT my parents • ..... ~ l ~ .. At 15 cents a copy, the price too high. Students should have for college, so I joined the navy and went of laser printing on campus will the opportunity to use the laser through two years on intensive electronics train cost less than some places in printers in the lubs on campus ing, after which I worked on the radar electron town. But for some students without the concern of cost. If ics of the A6 Intruder bomber aircraft. 15 cents a copy is still too the university is going to charge My parents were so proud. 1 made rank very much to pay to turn in a paper, for printing, it should charge a quickly, went to the Gulf War and learned a lot R. Eirik Ott call be reached. at print something from the internet price that· all students can afford. about the now of electrons. poetrys/C1/[email protected]:'.'·' Each week, our staff asks members of the campus community a topical questiori'. Sometimes serious, sometimes whimsical, the Pulse is a snapshot of Chico State: Mannglng Editor Sports Designer Pilato Stoff Matt Notley Alex Hernandez Mike Pedley Jeff St"vens Art Director Dlm~nslons Editor Ed Van Veen Chalm Blomquist Kristin Carmichael Laura Florez "What could the Orion do better?" Brad Smith Buslnoss Manogor Dimensions Staff Darin Halkldes Fred J. Spotleson III Heather Rae Bingham Jeanne Woodbury Phillip Shlskin Ad Design Mannger Caleb Conn Exec. Assist. 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Pleasdncltide your phone.numberoi; ;.)!;:1 .JV II~~ "'/1 Orion E'/l/ail: orion@lIIacgatr.("\·lIcllico."rill • The Orion wiil not publish anonymous letters, letters which ure uddresscd to a third party or letlers which,are-in poor taste. '':r; ,:,;~n()·:~ Jli. \:;:,i';J:}\ College of r::mlllllllllicallmr Ccrtijol"llia SIt/te University 711t! OriO/l Onlinl': Tile opinions expressed by Oriun COillllUlists do 1I0t necessarily reflect those of tile Orion or its staff., ~ Chico. CA 95926·0600 "111' :llo/"i 0/" (,.I"lIchico, crill ,. ,. I ., ...... t •••• ""'''~ .... v •• '''... -.~\., .... ~-.1oP,-.1V _j ...... ' ...... ' ... _ .. __ ~ ' ... . . _...... - -- - -.- , f • I , , , , , 'he Orlan, April 15, 1.998 California State University, Chico page 7 :,Th'e' O;ion Thumb Feminism and S&M joined in bondage ,', , So what it is about S&M? is this definition serving? Most S&Mers, if not all, make Are SadolMasochists "weirdos" The fact is, many S&Mers a consensual agreement nnd or "sick" as I've often heard are professionals who are usually have a "safe" word - Amaera BayLaurel them described? Webster's seeking release. Many of these a previously defined word that Orioll Colulllllist Dictionary describes sadism as, professional S&Mers are edu means the game is over. "1. a disorder in which sexual cated and articulate writers and I am confused by perceptions THUMBS UP Part of the job description gratification is derived by caus thinkers. They are artists in their which concluue that S&M to a three-day weekend. of a card-carrying-radical ing pain or degradation to others, own right and are committed to practitioners are "freaks." The extrn day off was well femi,l1ist is to constantly push 2. pleasure in being cruel". positive, progressive, sex Mainstream society becomes deserved and appreciated. boundaries and test personal Likewise, masochism is del1ned positive social change. Many appalled by consenting adults ,and'political limits- so does as, "I. a disorder in which sexual view S&M as a technique. whose self-chosen lifestyles are THUMBS UP Sado/Masochism, gratification is derived from pain Men go to dominant women radicnlly different from their to umbrellas. Everyone Feminism and S&M explore or degradation, 2. the tendency for release from their masculine Own. Yet child-molestation, rape needed an umbrella to the idea of the dominant to find pleasure in suffering." roles - they escape the mascu and battery remain shrouded in fight off the rain and to woman as subject in her own If this is a "disor- line world where they must silence. The ethics of American fend off campaigners, Are right, entirely independent der," whose stan stay in control. This is society are inside-out in the these student activists and not objectified by male dards dictate these understandable isn't it? interest of those in power. going to keep up the sexual standards. accusations? S&M is associated with I am not interested in momentum during their In Chico, there isn't What is normal art for many and with narrow-minded accusations of term in office'? much'discussion of and whose agenda rituals for others. consensual love-play when the "bitch 'ethics," the role earth's environment is under THUMBS UI' of the "sacred prosti siege and humans themselves to Spring. Come out, come tute" or the way domi are in danger of becoming out where ever you are. nation and subordina extinct. In my world, S&M tion can provide a is sane in the face of an "rite of passage" for absurd reality. many people. Amaera BavLaurei call be reached at [email protected] THUMBS DOWN Humans have a history of killing for convenience to Knudsen'5 (pronounced <".!..I' K-nudsen's) Spritzers dis yelling "fry the bastard!" People around the world have isn't wrong aftcr all. If it is appearing from campus The fact that a law allowing terminated millions of unborn acceptable to kill a child vending machines. ~.~~ capital punishment for repeat babies even though technology molester, then maybe it is OK sex offenders is unlikely to be makes it capable to prevent most to kill other people too. THUMBS DOWN James Roninger approved by the supreme court unwanted pregnancies. Society I certainly don't know for to the "Kiss my A.S." Orioll Columnist is just further evidence thai just can't quite agree on how to sure that life is sacred, although Styrofoam balls produced Checchi is just trying to sucker • accomplish prevention. The pig we all like to believe it is. Sure, by the Associated Students. Al Checchi sure does want to voters. I'll say one thing for heads, popes and profiteers get my feelings tell me that killing Who is really going to put become governor of California. Checchi, he's consistent in his in the way. Thousands of people is wrong, but I also grew up onc on their car antenna'? As part of his personally pro-death positions. He favors died as a result of U.N. sanctions being told God watched me What a waste. financed campaign, "Airline AI" abortion, increased death on Iraq. But Americans want when I stole a candy bar, some is running television commer penalties and euthanasia laws. further death. Thousands have thing that wasn't necessarily THUMBS DOWN cials promoting the idea of capi It is no surprise to me that died in Cuba as a result of the true. Feelings are seldom a to the Sierra Club for sup tal punishment for repeat rapists Checchi may win some votes U.S. embargo, but we can't reliable guide, as any former porting an anti-immigration and child molesters. "Killing the with his message of death. accept any socialists ideology. Pentecostal will tell you. policy to control population spirit of a woman or child ... " his Mankind's motives have often Thousands die every year on the What I know is that humans growth. What does the rhetoric proclaims, "is and been pursued at the expense of world's freeways, but consumers have been killing each other for Sierra Club know about should be a capital offense." supposedly sacred human life. keep buying fast cars. a wide variety of reasons since popUlation growth? Checchi's handlers must Humans descend from murder Many people care to a certain we came into existence, and it think a sizable number of ous, bloodthirsty creatures and point, after which they will will not ~top any time soon. voters will respond positively today we continue to kill people contribute to another's death if to this reactionary message. for cOllvenienee. it serves thei.r purposes. James ROllinger ClIll be reached 1 can already hear the mobs Abortion is a perfect example. Maybe this needless death at [email protected] mtmtjt,'litJ1idt,'i •• ,-" "'1 Women ruggers a spirit of cooperation would loved it. After only one month spotlight with her ranting and represent the fine men and apply for available job openings, have been a likely bi-product of my hard work paid off, I was ravings, I would like to ask her women of the NAACP. You it cannot reasonable deny that it should play at home such an effmt and left a better hired as a full time legislative to please spare us any more of represent every screaming idiot is practicing discrimination. taste in everyone's mouth. aide. I am carrying seven bills, her horrid screeching and please that stands on a soapbox and By passing Proposition 209," Dear Editor: Support the lady 'cat ruggers staffing the Assembly Natural just get out. For some reason the screeches incoherently at ,lilY the voters of California sent a As the parent of a Chico State and let them play - at home. Resources Committee, recom eloquence that has permeated passerby that has accidentally clear message to Ollr public University student, I enjoy mending votes, meeting with the NAACP for decades has yet come within your voice runge. employers and university offi reading The Orion each week. Jim Browl! lobbyists. The point of my story: to reach the mouth of Mi~s cials: stop discriminating on the· Unless there was more of a story Chico State Dad there is life beyond the A.S. but Jackson. Those that stood near III-- basis of race, gender and ethnic-. than indicated by senior writer San Diego you must actively seek and Trinity Hall on April 1 and ity. Unfortunately, many of Ollr ' Ben van der Meer (March 18, create opportunities for yourself. listened to her scream of I wouldjust university administrators have 1998), I am disappointed in the Now that you have lost you racism will understand where chosen to either ignore or cir decision of the intercollegiate Fighting for change still have an obligation. Several I am coming from. So will the like to give a cumvent the will of the voters. athletics and recreational SPOlts hundred students voted for you students trying to listen to the The reason is not hard to bureaucrats to punish the after the elections because they liked what you Associated Students campaign piece of advice deduce. A large percentage of women's rugby team for presented them: your leadership speeches while Tiffany Jackson to Tiffany those resisting the 209 mandate conducting an "unauthorized" Dear Editor:: skills and your promises to tried her very best to get in a arc members of a multi-billion scrimn1'age by banning any As a former Associated make change. You still owe it to shouting match with the Jackson. "diversity" industry, whose future 'home games this, their Students officer and candidate those students to live up to what candidates. Take Fran livelihoods depend on promot first season. for president I would like to you were promising. Drescher's voice, mix in Jada Please shut up. ing racial, ethnic and gender Students who volunteer to congratulate ALL of the students Chico State the power is in Pinkett's slang in "A Low divisions. If people regard organize, coach or play should that ran for office. I particularly your hands. "Si Se Puede" Down Dirty Shame" and run themselves and each other as be commended not only for their would like to reach out to those your nails across a chalkboard. individuals rather than as efforts to represent the universi of you that lost. Last year I A/rack Vargas Now throw in a microphone and This has nothing to do with members of a group diversity ty, but their Willingness to get off missed making the run-off by Chico State Alumnus you have a small example of the the truth. I know the truth. I industry jobs will disappear. thei.fbutts and do something. four votes. So while, you may whining that spewed out of Miss accept the truth and want to In addition to promoting Rather than handing down arbi be second guessing some of Jackson's yap. change it. The truth is a pit viper group consciousness, those in the trary. punishment of students your campaign moves, don't. Stop shouting and Of course, the subject matter that is called racism and this has diversity industry spend much of without a hearing or due process, Let me tell you my experience. was not too hot either. Miss nothing to do with the truth. I their time trying to convince the admillistrators paid to represent Running for office and losing listen to students Jackson has the wonderful idea know the truth. I accept the truth rest of LIS that their jobs arc the recreational and athletic was one of the best things that that admissions into thc universi and want to change it. The truth necessary to fight discrimination., interests of students could do ever happened to me. I lost by a Dear Editor: ty system should not be based on is a pit viper that is caJled racism For example, in defending the , just that by providing those same small margin, but I was sur I am very proud of what the merit, but on a quote based on and it rears its ugly head in the wording of the university'S job: students with the guidance and rounded by supporters and National Association for the the color of one's skin. Funny, world. But Tiffany you are not announcements Chico State's leadership and leadership they friends who were proud of me. I Advancement of Colored People but I thought the NAACP at one helping to change the truth. You director of employment practices needed on this matter. felt like I had won. The experi has done for the United States. time fought for the right of color are hurting my eardrums. and affirmative action, Janet - ence of sharing myself and my This organization has not only blind admissions to institutions Saunders, argues, her job is to 1'------\ opinions with total strangers was reformed the history of this of higher learning .. Je//Brown "handle discrimination com one I will never regret. After nation, it has set an example for I am not a racist. I think History plaints" and "develop programs Students who losing that election, I won the all Americans - injustice and Charles Geshekter is a scumbag to improve the environment nomination to be president of racial bigotry will not be tolerated for making his racist comments regarding non-discrimination." volunteer to the most influential student in a country where "all men were in the past. I also think there is There is 110 excuse Yet the only evidence of dis organizations in Chico State created equal." The NAACP has a horrible racial problem that crimination at Chico State are the organize, coach University'S history: M.E.Ch.A. been profound in explaining the exists in this country. for biased language job announcements encomaging or play should be Is it a coincidence that six of problem of bias in the work place But, as a man who works minorities and women to apply.' this year's candidates have been and is working to eliminate this three different jobs and is get Dear Editor: If Chico State wants to ----commended. affiliated wl,th M.E.Ch.a? I was problem. All Americans should ting an education so I can live As a Chico State University improve its environment of able to be more of an activist look to the NAACP as an organi comfortably and make a differ alumnus who worked hard to non-discrimination, it should L __. than I ever could have been in zation of hope and pride, and is a ence in the world, I would just qualify Proposition 209 for the stop using discriminatory lan- -, -,~ the A.S. (I also got to spend lots voice of eloquence in the fight to like to give a piece of advice to state ballot, I am deeply guage in its job announcements., : Had they, it seems likely they of time with my girlfriend). end racism. Tiffany Jackson. Please shut up. disturbed that my alma mater is Better yet, it should eliminate ::"; :: could have facilitated and After graduating in Fall 1997, It is just too bad that Tiffany You are embarrassing a fine continuing to post job announce those jobs that encourage racial;- :: expedited the process required I accepted an internship in the organization with your constant ments that violate the spirit of ethnic and gender divisions. " J aclcson makes this proud , for the development and State Capital with Assemblyman organization a tremendous joke. babble. You are only throwing that initiative. When a university , adoption of the team's constitu Tony Cardenas. I was averaging Since Tiffany has so promptly a can of gasoline on the invites ethnic minorities and Dave Wiens , tion ...Better communication and a60d1our..work week: and I put herself in the public already lit bonfire. You don't women, but not white males, to Chico State Alumnus - , '," ,. , \, . ( ,I ,.-" _. ,- 1.... - _ •• - .... ,a- ...." .. j. ,...... ,. ~ ... ,,_...... '4-- ,.6 .• page 8 California State University, Chico The Orion April 15, 1998 I >Election: Voter turnout up The Winning Ballot Where wi" st~dent money go? II (II(ClI oj 2.867 sllle/ell(S deeM For the first time, the Women's Center and Chico Cannabis. I continued from p. 1 till 'H'xl YCllr:\' A.\'socitltl!cI Stilt/ellIs Coalition were two of the top five money-making organiza..,· she made it to the run-offs. For oJIicas fi'" (he 1998-99 .l'ew: tions in the Revenue Sharing portion of the Associated. 'the remainder of the election, she E' Students election. said she'll focus on getting stu J>rl!sident The Women's Center finished with $738,. the,_Cannabis· dents to vote. 2.66/ ((/(CII ,'lIle,,' Coalition, $502 - but Community Action Volunteel'S' iti,: , , She said voting is the most 26% Jllson Riddick" Education dOUbled its usual revenue lind finished on 'top ~\t important thing, and students 25% Richard Elsoll1'" $1,412. I' . . i .who want a pro-active, mterac- 19% RUl1loll Medina Nan Timmons, program manager for CAVE, said about 1 of tive executive vice president 18% Gabhy Gannon 6 students volunteer for CAVE. " -. should vote for her. 12% Greg Morris "CAVE is the only organization which didn't ask Activity Fee;: , For candidates to win in the Executive Vice I'resident [Council] for an increase, but asked for less than usua1." '. ·election. they must receive 50 2.385 (oltl/ "()le", Revenue Sharing allows for students to allocate either $2 to percent of the votes, plus one. 42% Stcphunic KiJu'" two organizations or $4 to one organization from the $40 AS. : John Slaughter, assistant 40% elm'ic DennistDI1* Activity Fee. A total of $9,384 was generated from Revenue' Student Union director, said 18% VunesslI Brazil Sharing. Vice J>rl!sident of Finuncc whenever there are more than Election Grievance Committee. John Slaughter, A.S. assistant Student Union director, said all: . three candidates for a position, "There's always talk of the /.968Iu((/II'O"',' of the organizations met the, $24 minimum requirement to earn 63% Vidor Guzm:ln there is almost always a run-off. possibility. More times than not their share. . 32% Moriu Santino - things arc said with a lot of "What usually happens now is Director of Academic AITuirs Other winners in the top 10 include the Children's Center, emotion." The Orlon/ Ed Van Veen the run-off candidates try to fig /,68-1lowll'oles earning $586; Theta Chi Fraternity, $392; Community Legal.: ure out how to get the losing can Greg Martinez, A.S. director Left: Jason Riddick celebrates 100% Greg BIll'll Infornmtion Center, $370; Campus Crusade for Life, $348; didates' votes," Slaughter said. of Business Committee, won his after he is announced as a run Director of the BMU Newman Catholic Campus Ministry, $304; Rugby Club, $290 But one of the most signifi position back for another year off candidate for President with 2.062 total l'oll'S and the Feminist Majority Leadership Alliance, $282. cant things about the election and said now he call worry Richard Elsom. Above, a support 64(;~ Brian Miller -C. Lamers was the two percent increase in about who will be elected AS. er campaigns for Elsom while he 36% Judson Ferris Ferdon voters, Slaughter said. president. is a Model U.N. delegate in N.Y. Dirl!ctor of A.S. Business Changes ,to A.S/I' pr~gr.ams, 'by'aws In other words, 21 percent, or "I'm nervous about the presi Committee .' .' '. ., . 1 in 5, of the student body voted. dential election now," Martinez part's over with and I can con 1,773 mtal vutes He said these statistics are said. "I'm worried about who centrate on schoo!." 62% Gl'egmio Martinez Associated Students Recycling, Programming and Adventure' even more significant because I'm going to have to work with." Jesse Brown, who ran unop 38% Colin Simpson Outings got a mise when students voted to increase their; Chico State's enrollment is much VicLor Guzman was re-elected posed, was also re-elected to his Commissioner of Acth'ity Fce Student Union fee on April 9. higher than last year. as A.S. vice president for position as commissioner of mul 1,9-/0 lOW I vo(es The approved referendum allows for a $10 increase per semes- . ; However, he predicts only finance. Guzman said he was ticultural affairs. 72% Deanna Reese ter and will allow the three programs to continue and expand. about 15 percent of the students nervous about how the campaign "One thing I'd really like to do 28% Al'Iloldo Avilu Barbra Kopicki, A.S. Recycling Program coordinator, said' will vote in the run-off elections. would turn out for' him because is improve communication with Commissioner of Community the referendum's passage is u historic event for Chico State. , But so far, the election has he didn't have much time to students." Another of his goals Amlirs Kopicki said members of A.S. Recycling will start planning . gone pretty smoothly, Slaughter campaign. for next fall includes creating a 1,7731()W/VO(c.\' immediately. By August, they plan to have a Friday Donation· said. No student has attempted to "It's pretty hard holding a council comprised of the differ 59% Jessie'l Lusardi Center, where students can drop off their recyclables. Kopicki : vote more than once and no one position and running for re-elec ent multicultural clubs and 41% Shane D. Cummings said over the summer, the team will also be evaluating where .~ has filed a complaint with the tion. I'm really relieved that groups on campus. Commissioner of paper recycling can be increased on campus and will repair,: Environmental Affairs damaged recycling bins. , 1.621 InlCl/l'nte,\' A.S. Recycling will receive $3.37 from each student; $1.1,1" 100% Robyn Oetinger will go to Programming, Adventure Outings and the BMl,J.·; :SEFs: Results unclear to professors Commissioner of Committee's reserve fund. The remaining $3.30 will be allotted Mullicultural Affairs to Financial Aid, as a Chancellor's Office policy mandates. 1.611 tOlel/I'OIes continued from p. 1 But Worth said the problem of classes bascd on SEF results. Students also voted to ttllow changes in the A.S. bylaws, 100% Jesse Brown course syllabus. may not be the validity of the test Roger Lederer, dean of natur I.egislative Analyst including the Directors' and Officers' Fulfillment of Duties Chuck Worth, director of - some professors simply don't al sciences, said the only thing he 1.816 tow/l'Oles Referendum. This allows AS. officers to remove an officer or , Institutional Research, said there understand the results of their values about the SEFs are the 61 % Stephanie Rahlfs withhold his or her monthly stipend if' minimum officer require are ways to test whether the evaluations. written comments. 39% Cm'los P. J:lckson ments are not fulfilled. forms are working. Kurt Nordstrom, a professor "SEFs produce an incredible Commissioner of Re-Entry The sccond bylaws change, Change in Government Affairs Results from professors who of journalism, values the results amount of paper work, and I'm Affairs Committee Voting Composition and Status of the Legislative teach two sections of the same of SEFs and said the professors not convinced the numbers and 30 /OleI/ "Oles Analyst Referendum, allows thc legislative analyst to vote,", course are often compared. If who don't like them arc the ones rating are all that accurate."' 87% Dolly Brown on GAC. This increases the volcr membership on the the system is working, the who get bad results. Lederer said questions which committee to nine. ··l1lc~c t:imuillalc., will Clll1llli.'tc in" run·off results from two different sec Nordstrom said he's changed ask if a professor is too demand d~clinn today :lIul'11Ufsllay. -C. 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" ... .ta:'~,t: : .. , .... • '\1 ~ " ' idmuw=) (l'" . ;'_ ...IIIU bllJ; ::dHg'(() glli/IJ:!TI-'J~'" 'l;'i:Jo~~/\ .,,,: or s , " , page 9" California State University, Chico Wednesday, April 15, 1998 C'lrtiJi%I @t"',mtt'iffG1l«rm'f"'mty:Cft,iM#mvl"',mtjjrl"@i'.npIMi"¢j" I,mtj' 1______Wildcats,Aggies c,ontinue "lights ·es ax Wildcats from first o.il.J" rivalry Bad defense and selfish hitting contribute in Steve, Estrada Sport,,· Editor fall from first place '. . ai-Stanford, Steve Estrada USC UCLA, Sports Editor C Florida-Florida State: .. Chico State-UC Davis. After their nfth loss in SIX . That's right. The storied games to the University or rivalry between the Wildcats California, Davis, the Wildcats and Aggies belongs right up are a half game behind there with the nation's most the Aggies and Sonoma State exciting college match-ups. University in the conference Last weekend's four game set standings. between the Wildcats and The Aggies took over first Aggies experienced another place by beating the Wildcats 2-1 weird development. on Monday in front of 156 fans The second game of in Nettleton Stadium. Saturday's doubleheader was can "I'm disappointed in our celed when the lights went out. guys," Coach Lindsay Meggs The Aggies had a 1-0 lead said. "We're taking selfish when Chico State was coming to at-bats." bat in the bottom of the second Both teams hit into four dou inning. That's when Nettleton ble plays but the 'Cats left eight Stadium blacked out. runners on base while the Aggies After a lengthy delay, it left only five runners on base. was discovered a blown The coach said his players are transformer was the cause. An batting selrishly by not bunting attempt to contact an electrician to advancing base runners. He was made, but on Saturday also said they could be taking night at 9 p.m. the attempts more base on balls but are were unsuccessful and the The Orion/Brad Smith games were canceled. Mike Hartman checks his swing in the first of two games on Saturday. The second game was canceled due to a blackout at the "Net." see Baseball p. 10 The blackout also canceled the Chico Rooks' season opener when the lights went out in Wildcats in Motion Wildcat Stadium. Wildcat fans in Nettleton Stadium who waited for the TRACK & FIELD Team splits for road meets , lights and the game to resume Saturday, April 18 j' were treated to socks and candy. Woody. Wilson Invitational Track and field teams Stanislaus. Dawn Cecil won the Pridham was third in the javelin ago, Cecil threw only in the 70 I Two:Wildcat Pride members~k~j:'2i atuc~'D~i~· atlO a.m. comp~t~'~'tB~~k~l~y;;'~ women's javelin throw at event, with a throw of 90 feet. II foot runge, but had dramatically \ I stQod on top of the Wildcats' Stanislaus, setting a new personal inches. She was third as well in the improved since then to throw d,ugout and threw candy into sec Oregon - Calif. Invitational record with a throw of 100 feet, women's shot put, setting a new as well as she did in the tiolls behind the 'Cats'dugout. at Ashland, OR at lia.m. and Stanislaus meets 11 inches. personal record with a throw of 35 women's javelin. The Pride members also led The other winner for the feet, six inches. In track events, Erin Leary ';Oavis socks" cheers. The SOFTBALL Ben van der Meer Wildcats was Chandra Flinn. McGuire was second in the finished third in the women's loudest fans reiterating the line Friday - Sunday Senior Writer with a throw of 39 feet, six inch women's long jump event, I DO-meter high hurdles, with a were thrown a pair of socks. Aplil17 -19 e~ to win the women's shot put. jumping 14 feet, nine inches. time of 18:57. Fans in the next section over Bakersfield Tournament Some of the "It was a hit-and-miss meet She was second as well in the Jenn Leitner was third in the (behind home plate) became team went home for us," said track coach Kirk women's high jump, with a top women's 400-mcter race and sel involved. The Pride members BASEBALL for Easter. The Freitas. "The concept was good, jump of four feet, 10 inches. a new record for herself with a pulled out a nerf sling shot and Friday, April 17 remainder of but there was a lot of stuff Shaw was third in the men's time of 1:03.8. slung socks into their section. Sonoma State University the team split against liS," triple jump with a final jump of In Berkeley, tougher competi~ into two, ,md trav- Other strong perfonners for 38 feet, nine inches. Brumm took tion made for un uphill struggle at Sonoma State noon. Bizarre occurrences eled hundreds of miles Chico State included Dawn Ho, second in the women's triple fur much of the team, as several "The blackout was the latest in (doubleheader) to compete against Division I Britta Marshall, Carly Pridham, jump, with a jump of 32 feet Wildcat athletes f~li1ed to qualiJ'y. a- string of bizarre occurrences in Saturday, April 18 teams. And the flu bug happened Eiren McGuire, David Shaw and exactly, which was a personal The athletes who did qualify Wildcat-Aggie games this Sonoma State University by at roughly the same time. Phyllis Brumm. best for her. finished well out of the top stand semester. at Chico State at I p.m. Considering all these things, Ho placed third in the "We didn't do too bad, and ings. Sarah Gibson placed 17th in The Ag~ies beat the 'Cats in a the Chico State University women's hammer throw with a there were some nice surprises," the women'~ 3,OOO-meter race. heart.~brea-jng loss on Jan. 28. CYCLING track squad didn't have a bad throw of 128 feet, five inches. Freitas said. "Chris Morgan had Gibson placed second among .' Chico 8 1 Lte was down by one Saturday, April 18 weekend. Marshall finished strongly in a personal best record her competitors at thc Division II p'oint, when De on Robins hit a Chico State Road Race While there were few standout two events, taking tHird in with his throw in the javelin, level. Only Sarah Schuler of UC 17-footer for a one point performances at the meet in the women's javelin throw and Dawn's performance was Davis placed higher than Sarah in Chico Wildcat lead. Berkeley, the team did rather well and fourth in the women's certainly special." ,DC Davis took a timeout and at the meet at Cal State SOD-meter race. He mentioned that tl year see Track p. 10 Chico State fans and players stormed the court. Officials gave the-Wildcats two technical fouls foi:"having people on the court befo~e the end of the game. The Cycling team to compete in downtown race Agg~,es made the technical foul , ,,' .... , ," ,". " ...•.. ··M·· ': ' , ' '..... ' , - '.,:.: shots and won the game. Cyclists from eight Saturday and Sunday, hosting road race. The team has practiced : """, ,,'" {:yc"ng· ,ap·. " .', '.'. . -, Irtbaseball, the Wildcats and two events and the toughest this course before, planning out • " '," , •••' •• , '.' I" I • • , • the best strategies to maximize Aggi'es had a bench clearing schools will compete competilion in the WCCC. .. West Tllird St. altercation in the conference "I really want the team to its effort. opener. Although no visible this weekend in Chico come in first place. The team is "I know where I'm going to punches were thrown, the game energetic about this race because attack," Rummel said. was declared a forfeit. The Tim Lewin we'll have the home team On Sunday, the downtown teams were also forced to forfeit Assistant Sports Editor advantage," Team President criterium will take place starting ·O!Ot[] th.ejr.next two games. Dave Rummel said. with the Men's D category at 8 Along with On Saturday, riders will race a.m. Hnd ending with Men's, A Steve bstra:la can be reached at riders from 30-mile loops in the Oroville at 2 p.m. estrada@e. ;t. csuchico.edu eight schools, Road Race through the country Rummel will attcmpt to make Chico State side on rolling hills and flat a mark in the Men's A Criterion University terrain. The course finishes with after a second place finish in this ,Inside cyclists will be a tough uphill stretch. event last year in the Men's B. whizzing through the Men's A will race the loop Men's A will race the course for : int.ramural activities 10 downtown streets on April 19. three times for a total of 90 40 laps totaling 32 miles. -'A'_lllouncements on intramural Cyclists from University of miles. Men's B, Women's A and In the Chico State Men's A , activities and tournaments for California, Davis, San Diego Men's C will race 60 miles, and division, Chico State is racing • ·the'next two months. State, Stanford University, Cal Men's D and Women's B will five riders this weekend, includ ing three who are ranked in the ,.'Chlco Rooks 11 Poly San Luis Obispo, San Jose race 30 miles. West Sixtll St. ".::A:preview of the Chico Rooks State, University of California, Eric Doyne will compete in top 20 for the WCCC individual '·:,~.C?ccer team. Their first game Berkeley, UCLA and, the, the Men's B category, Zack standings. Brian Gross is ranked : wa~ blacked out on Saturday. University of California, Santa Boger in Men's D and Anastacia third, Kevin Hulick is ranked ~Aiviliicat"'5iJ1!fhi-:Wiek 11' Barbara will try to advance in the Kampe will compete in the 13th (lnd Rummel is ranked 18th. ![J : 'Senior Allison Seligrr;an is'::';;:;;~,:.::West Coast Cycling Conference. Women'sA. "Therds been a trend of lO I West Seventh St. :: ~veraging two tries per game, ~:~~-:;.:' .::':';'.':",~.The Cycling Club will finally Home course advantage will "ro''''.'''''-fIOl;, •. ', t....,______.... . hilv'e'-home field advantage on come into play mostly on the see Cycling p. 10 • --. ~ ... • " I page 1.0 California State University, Chico Baseball: Aggies win 3 of4-vs. 3-0N-3 HOOPS I continued from p. 9 Fields picked up the win with swinging at bad pitches. two innings of shutout pitching. At Chico State campus "They would rather do things The Wildcats blew several April 19 their own way, and I take the scoring opportunities in the Sign up from March 16-April 15 blame for that," Meggs said. game. The 'Cats had runners on Captain's Meeting on April 16 Jared Josephson pitched a first and third in the sixth inning at 7 p.m. in Acker Gym 126 great game for the •Cats on but hit into an inning ending Monday. Josephson allowed double play. eight hits, striking out six and ,Monday's game was a makeup SOFnBALLTOURNAMENT giving up one earned run. Josh from Saturday's canceled double Osborn, Jesus Moreno and Dan header. The game was scheduled At Chico State campus Viveros each pitched a third of an for only seven innings because it April 19 inning in the ninth, 10 keep the was the second game of a Sign up from March 16-April 15 'Cats within one run. scheduled doubleheader. NCAC Captain's Meeting on ~pril 16 "It was as well as we've doubleheaders are scheduled for The Orlon/Drad SmIth at 7 p.m .. in Acker Gym 126 pitched all year," Meggs said. only seven innings. Rob Rehfeld was 3-for-4 with Bad defense led to an 8-6 loss Rightfielder Rich Gregory is congratulated after his two-run homer· •. two stolen bases, and Luis in the opener on Saturday, and a on Saturday. Chico had a 2·1 lead in the seventh but lost 8-6. ','. CHICO DUATHLON Sanchez was 2-for-4. blown transformer forced cancel The game was tied 1-1 until lation of the second game. On Friday, the 'Ca:s were lim Chico State has 14 conference Starts and ends in Durham Park the top of the ninth inning. Wilh UC Davis leading 1-0 ited to just three hits in a 6-0 loss games left to play. Sonoma State $15 by April 11, $20 after April 11 That's when the Aggies used and the Wildcats coming to bat to the Aggies in Do,'is. The has 15 and UC Davis has 17 North Valley Meltdown back-la-back doubles by in the bottom of the second Wildcats committed four errors, games left. Saturday, April 18 leftfielder Greg Gaunt and third inning, the lights at Nettleton which led to three uneam~d runs. "I'm not concerned about the baseman Greg Carlson to take Stadium suddenly went out. By On Tuesday, John-Eric race," Meggs said. "The problem the lead. The 'Cats managed a the time the blown transformer Hernandez and three other is with the people wearing Chico, base runner in the ninth but could was discovered, it was too late pitchers combined on a four-hit, State uniforms, they don't want BALLROOM BlllZ not advance the runner. Curtis to continue. 11-0, shutout win over the Aggies. to buy into the program." At the Ballroom Room on Broadway Sunday, April 19 April 16, 7-11 p.m. Track: Davis up next CYCling: KCSC, fans gear for race $7 a ticket, $10 at door I continued from p. 9 61 I continued from p. 9 Salem and Main on Fifth Street. Gibson. Greg Wheeler was 12th breakaways in the Men's A. We , "The course allows break BIKE POLO TOURNAMENT in the 800-meter men's race. The, competition know how to attack. It's going to aways to happen. There are so "Wheeler ran a good race but be between us and UC Davis and many comers to sneak away on if Sunday, April 26 he could go faster," Towne said. was very Cal Poly," Rummel said. your team works together," Co-ed, sign up in ACKER 126 "He is about where he was last high... There In team standing for the Rummel said. ' year at this time." WCCC, Chico State is currently The .7 of a mile through CHICO STATE WOMEN'S CLIMBING Denise Rummelheart was were lots of in fourth place behind Cal Poly, downtown will be a challenge 215t and Miranda Cowan ran a UC Santa Barbara and UC Davis. for all riders due to sharp turns Climbing W~ll for women season al best in the 800-meter Division I "It's definitely going to get at high speeds. Bails of hay Wednesday, April 22 at 6-9 p.m. women's race. teams. hairy. With four to five guys will divide the intersection $15 by April 11, $20 at door "The competition was very or girls racing on the same at Fifth and Broadway to high," assistant coach Gary plane it can be dangerous," prevent collisions. Towne said. The University of Gary Towne Rummel said. Rummel said tbe downtown INNERTUBE WATER POLO Wisconsin has one of the best Assistant Coach The same as last year, the criterion this weekend is pretty Saturday, April 18 middle distance programs for course is set like a figure 8 on creative. It involves a lot of women and the University downtown Chico streets. The different turns and it's good from a Chico State Pool of Oregon had a few top runners next weekend for the Woody most action will take place on spectator's perspective. Other Team size of 7 co-cd too. There were lots of Wilson Invitational meet. the corner of Fifth and criteria's in the WCCC are usually Sign up in Acker Gym 126 Division I teams." The 'Cats travel to Fresno on Broadway where the races start set up like a square involving turns $5 community fec Towne said that some runners April 25-26 for the California and finish. It is also where in only one direction. could have done better but he Championships. the figure 8 crosses. Roads KCSC 95.5 is scheduled· to was pleased witb how the group They will then host the Chico will be closed between provide music for spectators and did as a whole. , Invitational the weekend of May Third Street and Seventh Street will set up on the corner of Fifth The team will travel to Davis 2, beginning at 11:00 a.m. on Broadway and between Street and Broadway. Are You Hungry? Want a Lo.t for Not a Lot? A CELEBRATION OF PEOPLE Feast on Our "All You Can Eat" PARADE Taco/Tostada Bar r------,- DOWNTOWN CHICO I I--...:a.=-::JL~::J::a. te>:lr' $ .a. _ ~ .s I I ::£> i:ll:1:II:"I. ~x- tore> x:- $ ~ _ "9.s I SATURDAY, MAY 2 : Make your own tacos/tostadas/nachos/taco salads : L Exp. 5-15-98 Two guests per coupon. Not valid at brunch. 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" I , • ' •••• , ' ... "'0 ! • " f" . .. -.. ,. ~." . .. ~ .. . .' T~,e.J~rlC?~~p!.!" 16, 1998 Collfornlo Stoto University, Chico pago 11' Rboks look toward nationals Wildcat of the Week ~~~ Soccer club has nucleus styles," Stahl said. "Jake is a runner, while Luis is someone back along with key who picks his target. Then Silvas is a mature player that you look April 11 Sal. 7:30 p.m. L.A. Fireballs Chico additions on defense to control the tempo, and Felipe . Ternero is probably our best April 18 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Stanislaus Cruisers Chico Ben van der Meer technical player." Senior Writer At midfield, Joel Hurd, a April 25 Sal. 7:30p.m. L.A. Valley Golden Eagles Chico fonner Chico High school stand The naysay out, leads the other midfielders as Mayl Fri. 8p.m. Stanislaus Cruisers Modesto ers are hard to a returning starter. Dean Freeman find at this May 2 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Central Coast Roadrunners S.L.O. and Danny Mendoza, Rooks point in the veterans who played collegiate ,May 9 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Silicon Valley Ambassadors Chico Chico Rooks soccer at Chico State University, soccer club's will also see playing time. Also May 16 Sat. 7:30p.m. L.A. Valley Golden Eagles L.A. season . joining the team this season will • ! . "This team is good. very be fonner Wildcats, Tim Collins May 17 Sun. 4 p.m. L.A. Fireballs L.A. good," said Coach Dave Stahl. and Jason Kirkwood. "We're starting out stronger Kirkwood, who played on the ,May 23 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Reno Rattlers Reno than last year, and we've got a Chico State soccer team Jast realistic chance to advance to season, said the intensity of club June 6 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Reno Rattlers Chico the nationals." soccer is what struck him as the A strong squad last year that biggest difference. June 13 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Central Coast Roadrunners Chico posted a 15-7 record in the "The dedication is there on June 20 Sat. 7:30p.m. Stanislaus Cruisers Modesto United States Independent every member of the team to play Soccer League D-3 level, 16-8 soccer," he said. "I really think June 21 Sun. 2 p.m. Reno Rattlers Reno overall, returns 13 players this there is a chance here for the season, its seventh. championship." , June 27 Sat. 7:30p.m. Reno Rattlers Chico The team advanced in the Kirkwood is expected to come playoffs as far as the finals of in and supply the team with ,June 28 Sun. 4 p.m. Sillicon Valley Ambassadors San Jose the USISL playoffs before creativity and good defense. lo:,ing to the league rival San On defense. Wildcat assistant July 4 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Reno Rattlers Reno Francisco Seals. coach Joe Alvelais, as well as General manager Mitch Jojo Stuart and Craig Murray July 11 Sat. 7:30p.m. Stanislaus Cruisers Chico Esparza likes what he sees at return from last year's squad. A., ... July 18 Sat. 7:30p.m. Arizona Sahuaros Phoenix this point. Among new players. Stahl "We're pretty solid in all expects Richard Weiszmann, July 19 Sun. 2 p.m. North Arizona Prospectors Tuscon respects, even in people off the who played for the New England bench," he said. "This can be a Revolution of Major League July 25 Sat. 7:30p.m. I:.A. Fireballs Chico banner year for the club. In six Soccer 10 1996, to make an years we've put Chico on the immediate impact. Aug. 1 Sat. 7:30p.m. Arizona Sahuaros Chico map as far as soccer goes. "Last year, we scored a lot, but Now it's about going to the this year a strong defense is enior inside center Allison Seligman averages two bies per ·Aug.8 Sat. 7:30 p.m. Stanislaus Cruisers Chico next level." the core of the team," he game for the women's rugby club. Coach Mike Dopson • I ,~ The nucleus of the team on said. "Weiszmann will make a said Seligman is one of the better tacklers on the team Aug. IS Sa't. 7:30p.m. S Conference Semi-finals TBA offense and defense is intact, difference back there." and can play any position. The 'Cats sport a 3-0-1 record in the Aug: 22 Sat. 7:30p.m. Conference final TBA with Luis Orellana, who led Two goalies, Mike Martini and club's first year. the team last season with 16 newcomer Joe Bergin. will Aug. 29 Sat. 7:30p.m. Regional playoff TBA goals and 15 assists. returning compete for playing time. Stahl at forward. said that both have the credentials Sept. 5 Sat. 7:30p.m. National semi·final TBA Jake Gwin, who had 11 goals, to be solid keepers, but the job is along with Thomas Silvas, who Martini's to keep. Wildcat of the week is a regular feature meant to acknowledge SepL6 Sun. 7:~0 p.m. National final TBA had 13 assists last season, will With the Seals having moved the contributions made by these individuals to the team. Each· round out the offensive attack. to another league, the Stanislaus willlzer is chosen by the Orion sports stafffrom nominations "On offense, we've got guys Cruisers will present the toughest taken from all sports currently in competition. who can score with different· challenge, Stahl predicted. Rental Research Get a Head Start With Our Spring Special $25 for 30 day service or $4,0 for 60 day service or ~?~ for 90 day service with computerized listings! Keep your s._ghts on Target. 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OR. _. __ ••• . ._ •• p •••• -- ... -~_ •• _~ ... _ ... ~ ...... _ ...... _ •••••,<.~ . .. ,' • • J, ..... ·_._ ... 4 ...... -.-- .•-' •• 1'",_ ...... ,>-.~.' •• • ,. f . 16unnA rhO' California State University, Chico Wednesday, April 15, 1998 , \ II I I I Keeping Dance Alive dance piece is sexy. sultry and April 17-NI at 7:3(} p.m. always on key. Henning has an ,1pril 19 at 3 p.m. extensive background in dance, as a teacher and choreographer. IAXSII/I Auditoriul1I with a background in jazz, tap, modern and ballet. Kelly K. Boyter The Maria Oliver Irish Staff Writer Dancers. also known as "Coiscemeanna" or happy feet, Luxson Auditorium has yet to are a local group who do both Ryan Thomas and Danielle feature such a diverse event until soft and hard soled Irish Cordaro rehearse. now. "Keeping Dunce Alive" is dancing. In their first "Keeping the seventh annual performance Dance Alive" performance. they that will feature dance' pieces will be dancing to the music of a ranging in style from jazz to local btlnd called The Pub West African to Irish to funk. Scouts. The pounding of the Dances that will stir your dance vibrates the entire room, emotions, spark your energy and and the music is just as lively. pound through your chest. This "The auditions are open," said "sampler" of dance has a little Pamela Huggins. a modern something for everyone. dance teacher. "Almost anyone "Keeping Dance Alive" is an can be a part of it." opportunity for local and region- A major community effort al dancers and choreographers to goes into producing the annual A line of dancers practice for feature the style of dance they:'" .event. Choreographers were cho the upcoming perfonnance of love in front of an audience," sen in January, after submitting a "Keeping Dance Alive." said Catherine Sullivan Stur- dance proposul. Dancers have geon. coordinator of this year's been in rehearsal since February concert. "There is no place that I and some of them are appearing know of where classic ballet in more than one meets funk-rock:' performance. The dances were More than 89 local performers chosen for their diversity in will grace the stage during this style, music and ccncept. Each year's two-hour performance. A dance has its own unique music, few of the dances that will be lighting and staging. performed include "The "The amount of organization Grandmother." "Always a Jet" that goes into preparing to and a tmditional Irish dance. present II different dtmce pieces "The Grandmother" is a dance is staggering," Sturgeon' said. choreographed by Hayley Horn "Some of the dancers literally DeMello and features the song come to one rehearsal at the Wall "Lightning Crashes" by Live. Street Dance Academy and then This dance is touching and even in the next hour rush to Chico a bit of a tearjerker. It is an inlro- State to be in another rehearsal." sp~ctive jazz and modern dance "Keeping Dance Alive" is an performed by three generations event for all to attend. The of pure female talent. variety and skill this perfor- "Always a Jet" is a dance mance offers is unlike any other. choreographed by Sheree Performances will be taking Henning and is the closest thing place April 17 and 18 at 7:30 Photo courtesy of Gary Quiring to a Broadway performance p.m. and April 19 at 3 p.m. All The Orion/Ed Van Veen uHeeping Dance Alive" is in its seventh year at Chico State. The dance perfonnance features dancers Chico has seen this semester. performances will be held in Ballet is one of the many and choreographers from the school and the community. The show will take place this weekend. Retuming for a second year, this Laxson Auditorium . featured dances in the show. ..:, ~.. ,".: '. ,'''''", ~ . .". ' ,':' .:. ':" . ; : I ! i I' : ,I I 'Princess & the Pea' gets makeover Once Upon A Mattress An overbearing mother, who is a complete 'momma's boy' band together and educate Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. happens to be queen of the king doesn't mean the rest of the Winnifred on the finer points of S,wdays at 3 p.m. (Closes May 9) dom, is determined to find her kingdom should have to suffer. royal life, with not much to go Bulle College Clrico Center 'little boy,' Prince Dauntless, a The people versus the Qlleen's on. She is awkward, unsure of herself, and is very much like a Inside I----~ $7-$9 availablc at Zucchilli & Villc suitable wife. royal rule. The game is afoot. To thin-out the possibilities, Thirteen women are chosen tomboy. she conjures lip a round of tests as possible wives for the Prince But she is determined to Band profile 14 Holly Smith the potential princess must pass and they are herded one-by-one prevail over her competitors. The SMEAT is Chico State's latcst SCllior Writcr in order to become a part of the into the royal chamber to face people are determined to get takc on punk rock. royal family. the wrath of the impossibly Winnifred to pass the tests so the Museum review 15 Nobody likes rules. They are To make sure her citizens are stubborn Queen. infantile rule of 'no marriages' The Chico Museum's latest seen as boundaries on what is more adapt to assisting her in her At the end of the line is an will be lifted. .exhibit, Leeches to Lasers. chron unattainable. Children break mission, the Queen makes a rule unlikely candidate to win, Sidelined by a curse that 'ic1es the history of medicine. them, animals ignore them and assuring that nobody in the town Winnifred at unlucky number 13. renders him mute, the King is in iCalendar 16 adults just find ways around is allowed to get married until \ "She is a tomboy with some on the plot, the Jester plays a ;Chcck out what's going on this them. she unloads Prince Dauntless on ' feminine qualities, but not part, and the several others nnd ~week. In Butte College's presenta an unknowing dolt. much:~ said Clinton Callender, a some way to get involved. Photo courtesy of Butte College Comlcs···;;"",\-."""n..~ ~ \ '\.,J' .tion of "Once Upon a This causes the people to Butte College student playing "What can I tell you that Having fun between the pages. Mattress," the rules are at the become concerned about thc the merry court jester. Left to right:Nancie Willis, Su~; core of the story. situation. Just because the Prince The people. of the kingdom see Musical p_ 14 I RuHenburg and Brian Richie: ", ,~ !~.'-". '" ~ ~ ~ \>, '\. I page 14 CalifornIa State Unlvorslty, ChIco The Or/on April 15, :1.998 ,', .. ',. fl%tttltt'ltl'l _:$'mVi,_l..______Tasty art & entertainment tidbits for people 011 the run ... I F-r-om-b-un-k-to punk:SMEAT·?:deljyet$ Stacy L. Montemayor Ellterlllill1l1ent Editor SMEAT moshing slac~e.rF~-;;p-een mohnwks and saretl-~'l~ins. Woman-centered erotic art PlIllk rock Recently, the manager of the April 18 ;:~ What is art? Oasis, went as far as to turn off Chico State Residellce Hall Day ::'What is erotic mt? the building's power, when :a 011 rile Green ;:What is erotic art made by women? punk show became, what he con ::The Chico State University Women's Center is hosting the fourth sidered, out of hand. Along with annual Eroticalrt Show in an attempt to help us all get a little closer Lisa RIvera Chico State University'S Tlo to - answering that question. The Eroticalrt Show' was started in COlllrilJlltill8 Writer moshing ordinance, punk sho'\vs response to pornography and the male dominated world of mt. It is are part of the problem instead of n'~w a place for women on campus and in the community to exhibit Whether for fnme, fortune, part of the program. th~ir take on erotic art. infamy or "chicks," the local "Punks need to stop bitching ,~The show will be in Trinity Hall again this year. The opening band SMEAT wants to shake up about how things suck and try night reception will be on Thursday, April 16 at 7 p.m. There will be the Chico music scene and put and change things," Steve Worr~1 acid jazz, belly dancers, the Unity Dancers and more. The show wiII the "punk" back in "rock." The Orion/USB Rivera encouraged. be up until April 30. If you have any questions call the Women's After months of practice SMEAT drummer Dan Faustine plays during a practice session. "Moshing is cool, but if that's Center at 898-5724. which disturbed their neighbors not going to work then find and brought out the Chico Police, is far from the first place people Steve Worrel negotiated with something else," Faustine said:: Opera fun for everyone Steve Worrel (bass), Jeff Worrel want to look. As the band moved The Oasis owner Stacy Schaefer To SMEAT punk has become 'Opera gets a bad wrap. (guitar) and Dan Faustine on to bigger and better venues, to try and allow for more 18 and another label people try to con- Those of us who actually appreciate what opem docs are constant (drums) mnde their debut perfor SMEAT came up against its next over shows. form to instead of shape. ' .. ly 1laving to tight all of these negative stereotypes about one of the mance in the Whitney Hall obstacle; getting their underage "If you're pissed at something "Punks need to worry less greatest art fonns in modern history. If you're one ,of those people basement on Dec. 12, 1997. fans into their shows. take a stand and change it," about fashion and actually get whu fecI compelled to talk smack abuut the opem, then I am issuing "It sucked dick," Jeff Worrel "There's actually a lot of peo Steve Worrel said. "You can involved doing things," Steve a personal challenge to you: go to the Opera Gala this Friday or admitted. ple who like our music, it's just make change through different Worrel said. "We're going to be Saturday night in the Rowland-Taylor Recital Hall. Chico State's The poorly organized Resi 'hard getting them into a show," means: violence, protests or just doing a benefit for the Feminist Opera Workshop, along with the department of music and the College dence Hall event proved to have Steve Worrel said. "Most of our plain bargaining." Majority through Chico State.'·', of Humanities and Fine Arts, is presenting the annual Opera Gala, morc problems than audience fan base is under 21." As any dreamer who's stmied Clinging proudly to their directed by Ying Yeh. members. Due to a last minute When the bar Juanita's closed a band knows, getting the recog newly signed label, Hato The Opera Workshop feutures Chico State students. This year they change of location, bad acoustics down last semester, along with it nition and opportunities desired Records of Boston, SMEAT are bringing together scenes from 14 different operas and musicals and only four hours of promotion, went the under 21 crowd's is only half the battle. looks forward to producing and for your viewing pleasure. Scenes from "Madume Buttertly," Don the conceIt fell short of its main chances to see live bands. 'While "And it's especially hard to releasing CDs ancl records. But Giovanni," "Carmen," Fiddler on the Roof," "Sound of Music," purpose. While the conceIt should places like The Oasis and The get gigs as a punk band," says for now, the Residence Hall's "Show Boat," "Merry Wives of Windsor" and more will be featured. have been an ideal opportunity for Brick Works have tried to bring Steve Worrel. Day on the Green scheduled for The Opera Gula is happening on two nights, April 17 and 18, at the under 21 crowd to attend a this crowd aboard, the opportuni The problem there may be the April 18, is next in l~ne for the 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $7 general, $6 for senior citizens, high school live show, the Whitney basement ties are few. Taking the initiative, images "punk" brings to mind; SMEAT experience. . . and Butte College students, and $5 for children and Chico State students. Tickets are uvailuble at the University Box Ortice (898- 579 I). The cost wiII go up $2 at the door. Slam-dancing with the third graders Musical: Butte College drama awakens classic What could be cuter that seeing a bunch of third-graders cutting a continued from p. 13 Upon a Mattress" is what makes able on April 17 at the Butte rug with the semi-professionals? At 7 tonight, Chante Turnbow's won't give it away," it intriguing. The music is what College Chico Center located at beginning ballroom dance class will be busting loose with Ruth Callender said. makes it fun. 260 Cohasset Rd. (next to Chico Sweet's third grade class. They will be demonstrating the Queen The mystery of who will win "The musical numbers are Sports Club). Anne Wultz and the South Side Shuftle. Just show up .~t Acker Gym the seat by Prince Dauntless' hilarious," Callender said. Tickets are $9 general, $8 for and Ict the frolicking fun begin. side is only the foundation of Linda Snodgrass, the musical children, students and seniors the slory. There are several director, has many local produc and $7 for Butte College stu New in record stores this week: other sub-plots that branch out tions under her belt such as the dents. They can be purchased at , Clutch: "The Elephant Riders" (Columbia) from the main theme. Chico City Light Opera's pro the door or at Zucchini & Vine Dakota Moon: "Dakota Moon" (Elektra) The King is mute from an duction of "Into the Woods." located in downtown Chico. Tuscadero: "My Way or the Highway" (Elektra) overhanging curse, the lady The choreography should be The perfonnances on April 2 Skinnce J's: "2 Skinnee 1's" (Capricorn) in-waiting is pregnant and enough to rival the ever-so-pop 17, 18, 24, 25 and May I, 2, 8 Various Artists: "Elmopalooza" (Sesame Street) unmm-ried., and so on and so ular "Grease." and 9 are at 7:30 p.m. Shows on on and so on. The results of the Queen's test April 19 and 26 and May 3 are Stacy call be reached at [email protected] Illustration Courtesy Dylan Hillerma" The mystique of "Once for a suitable wife will be avail- at 3 p.m. Summer Job Fair Friday, May 1 st & Saturday, May 2nd West Valet Parking Lot bog'" "naMally· ~~ ~:~:!~ ~~~~~: h~h Counlry Club Dr. @ Lakeshore LAKE TAtiOE Incline Village, NV 89450 - Organic produce - 1 00% natural beef and chicken A HYATT RESORT AI-lD CASINO Hotel Job Line (702) 832-3274 - Natural foods • Fresh fish and deli sandwiches El11ployment M;'\nager (702) 832-3261 -Bulk foods - Aromatherapy - Vitamins and herbs - Natural skin care and cosmetics Employment Opportunities Craps Dealers - 21 Dealers Feeling depressed? Casino Pit Recorders Casino Cage Cashiers ·.Slot5 Change Attendants . Country Club By Hyatt Hosts SOURCE NATURALS® Security Officers' Beal'j/Pool Cooks .. 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Call Brian or Carrie at 34S-4002; or stop by our office at#3A! Limit 1 coupon per visit, Exp. 6/1/98 Office Hours are Monday-Friday, 3-6 p.m. or by appointment. Good at: 1982 East 20th St. . , Stop by, Check out our beautiful show unit! Chico Mall, 896-2728 '------" )' California State University, Chico page 15 __--__ -_-·-_--_·_·--_·, ______..0..- ______,1#{:l'/,,'ifflHr_'- ______. ______Wluseum?displays archaic drugs, alternative medicine . ···~,!!ee.Ch·es' to 'Lasers ing local nurses ror lifetimes of. and their somewhat questionable Robinson said, t'eca1\ing her ':" Wednesday - Sllnday dedication to medicine. home practices with spittoons experience with the local icon. , ') 12 ·4 p.m. "Some of the stuff is a little and open toilets. Displays of A hefty amount of space i!; " '$1 donation/or adults satisfyingly scary," said Beulah early X-ray tubes, newspaper given to the benefits the indige Robinson, n museum volunteer, articles of Chico's inv,olvement nous populations contributed to Robinson referred to the gmde in wartime Red Cross fundrais n 1" local medicine with an extensive . Chris Farnum school classes which frequent the ing and a plethora of pseudo display of useful Chico plants. Senior Write/' exhibit und often succumb to the thempeutic devices also make up Pre- ttl ro-o f -'I he-ce n tury cold, sterile air associated with the educational extravaganza. Chinese specialists also had their " ..' . "From Lances to Lozenges," displays of' shiny, steel speCUlums, "We like the leeches," said role in area medicine. Ah Sang, no, no, no. "From Quaaludes to The museum has meticulously Lauren and Lindsuy Craig, Chico for example, received national ~Quacks," no, that's not it. Ah, collected and preserved artifacts grade school students: leeches, attention after healing a crippled, "From Leeches to Lasers," that's representing the history and cul by thc way, arc used in hospitals Chico boy in 1880. what we'll call it. ture of Chico and Butte County, today for their ability to drain The museum is free and open So could have gone the nam as it has done since 1980. excess blood after microsurgery. to the public, but does appreciate ing process for the Chico The installation is sectioned A lot of information on Dr. a donation of $1 per adult and SO . Museum's current exhibit on int.o different time and even eth Newton T. Enloe is displayed, cents for children. Tile exhibit Chico area medicine. nic categories; Early Medicine including a photo of his first hos will run until June 28 and is open The installation, located at from 1850-1920, Modern pital, which he built with funds from Wednesdays to Sund.lYs, The Orion/Brad Smith 141 Salem St., abounds with dis Med-icine, Alternative Medicine from selling a wristwatch for $15. noon-4 p.m. The Chico Museum's current exhibit, "Leeches to La~rs," features plays depicting early indigenous . and Quackery. There are pictures "Dr. Enloe was 73 years old Fake leeches can be purchased installations about the history of Chico's medical "profession." The uses of Chico plants to venerat- of early Chico doctors offices when he took out my tonsils," for 50 cents, get yours today. museum is open from noon to 4 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday. KCSC Is the student·run cable radio station funded by the CDs promise to annoy parentals, inspire fun Associated Students. Dance Hall Crashers Winners of the 1998 and "All Mine," but all the tracks records, you'll find crazy-fast California Music Awards (a.k.a. arc on the same level musical1y. surf music, some head-banging Top Tell "I/oney, /'mllo/1/c[y" the BAMMIES) for Play it all the way through and punk, a weird folk track and (SJO)/MCA Records Outstanding Ska Group, Dance hear for yourself. some scary hillbilly influences. pop/punk rock Hall Crashers are considered pio Or check it out live, and see Unique in its musical diversity, neers in the American ska scene Dance Hall Crashers open for The Ziggens yell, use dialogue, 1. AFI - "Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes" Malalka Fisher and have been tantalizing live Third Eye Blind April 22 in tell stories and, oh yeah, sing. Senior Writer audiences since 1989. Redding or April 23 in Based out of Southern 2. Good Riddance - uBallads from the Revolution" Packaged in '50s satire cover Sacramento. Redding, but not California, these guys arc sup 3. Loose Change - "0 is for Delinquent" A fine ska band mellows with art, "Honey, I'm Homely" Chico? Whatever. posed to be hilarious live-really age. Or is that wine? .combines dark, sarcastic lyrics obnox,ious and full of energy. 4. Dropkick Murphys - "Do or Die" Evident from Dance Hull with melodic harmonies and The Ziggens With songs like "I Tqok my 5. Various Artists - "120 Minutes Live" Crashers' latest CD, the up-beat rhythms. The harmo Mom to the Prom" and "The "Pomona Lisa" Berkeley-based group has G. the Pixies - ·'Death to the Pixies" nizes of Elyse Rogers and Karina Skllnk Records Waitress Song," these guys have definitely mellowed. "Honey, Denike are clean and cohesive, a great sense of humor and the ~'ka 7. Hepcat - "Right on TIme" I'm Homely," on (510)/MCA with' voices reminiscent of a lyrics will make you roll. records, sounds more pop rock talented Gwen Stephani. 'There's just something about a 8. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - "Coolsville" than the harder punk tones First time listencrs wili love The Ziggens are random but waitress that turns me on." 9. Momus - "Plays Ping Pong" celebrated in the 1995 release, ihis CD, but true fans might have you got to love it. Perfect music to annoy older "Lockjaw." I like the hard stuff, a more jaded point-of-view. On its latest CD, "Pomona generations, plug jt in and play 10. The Sinister Six - "Sinistcria" Look for songs like "Lost Again" Lisa" from the indie label Skunk it loud. but it's all good. ---.. r - I ------, B I Jun & 13()n ~s I I I ~()!!IJrt SllUPIJe I cI I I I- I I I LARGEST SELECTION OF YOGURT I IN THE CHICO AREA Over 50 lopplngs I 12 lIavars dnily , ':. ,'. FREE'" '.; :,,; I ~r~'~,~ou5~h~,,~,~,I,EQ ~ !(~,~ : '.' ~'. ~. Smoothies also available .... . 69' full ((JtOI (opil's. I Dinner Specials Buy 1 Small or I ('rl·o/' Larger Yogurt and ,:1 I April 15 ...... 1 Quesadilla Dinner $2.50 get 1 Small Yogurt or c>~-:\\q ~r:.) 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I Orion ,;',"1 California State University, Chico page 16 " ' '" " 1;1 'I:~bn',," , ' ',:, ': ,:, ';' "~a" HQPping: 'What;, Where & Whe" :- . On Campus & Around Town • ':':' " I', ','~" .; : ", . I' . • ~ . .' " . , • : II: " WedItesdaYIf- • Karaoke Molly Gunn's S p.m, - midnight Wed"esday • Ladies Night Normal Street Bar all night • FlUmer's Market Chico Mall 2 - 6 p.m. • Greek Night La Salles 9 p.m, • Monthly exhibit: • Compost prognun benelit wi Kozlow The Blue Room 9 p.m. Chico Area Medicine Chico Musellm Noon - 4 p.m, Swicky, Suburban Roots, Potluck • Avalon Institute Gmnd Opening 1361 Esplanade 6 - 9 p.m. • Simple Time and Rainbow Goblins Cafe Sicnu 6 p.m. • DJ Matt Hogan Duffy's 9 p.m. • The Mood Stormy's Orf Bro,ldway 9 p.m. IhursdaYIf--_ • DJ dancing The Betu' 10 p.l11. Thursday • Collcge Night (18+DJ dancing) Brick Wmks <) p.m. • Christ Force Healing Ealth Haven 1 - 5 1'.111. • SO's for Ladies with DJ Matt Hogan La Salles 9 p.m. • Fanner's Market Down Towll 5:30 - l) p.m. • Midnight Blues Society The Oasis 9 p.llI. • Antique Show Chico Mall Day • Poetry night and Planting Seeds Cafe Siena 6 p.l11. • Marthu Stewart Good Things GroupBarnes & Noble 2 p.m .. 7 p.m. • Soul Miners Speedy Burrito 7:30 p.m. • Erotic Art Show Trinity Hall 7 p.m. • The Mo'Tets StorlllY'S Ofr Broadway 9 p.l11, • Avalon Institute: P,lst Lives Avalon Institute 7 - 9:30 p,m. • Farmer's Market Steve Cook 6 p.l11. call: 891-0805 , • Stress Reduction Meriam Library 266 3 - 4 p.m. 8 Anthropolgy Forum: Ayers Hall 120 4 p.m. Fxiday • Blue Paradise La Salles 9 p.lI1. Boots, Books. and the • Burger Madnessl DJ dancing The Bear 10 p.m. Battle of Little Bighorn • High energy DJ dancing (18+) Brick Works 9 p.l11. • DJ dancing Crazy Horse 7 p.l11. • DJ dancing Molly Gunn's 8:30 p.m. • lordhuga, Spirit Union Revival, 319 Main 9 p.l11. Fire Monkeys Frida~' • DJ House Mix Club 2201 9 p.l11. • Int'I Folk Dancing Wall SI. Dance Academy 7:30 p.m. • Oasis Voodoo Court 9 p.m. • Humane Society: Adopt-a-pet Chico Mall day • Harrington's Martian Puppets 9p.m. • Upper Sacramento River rafting trip Adventure Outings 7 - 10 p.m. • Pub Scollts Duffy's 4 p.m. call: 898-40 II $20 • Opera gala l{I1wt.ml-Taylnr Recital Iiall 7:30 p.m, • Kayak S,lfety and Rescue Adventure Outings April 17 - 19 -Totem Stonny's Off Broadway 9 p.m. call: 89B-40 II $49 • DJ dancing The Bear 9 p.m. Saturday - Double Diamond Night: • Live acoustic music Cafe Sienna 9 p.m. (Country music DJ dancing) Brick Works 9 p.m. • Ishi Wilderness backpacking Adventure Outings April IS - 19 • DJ dancing Molly Gunn's 8:30p.m. call: 898-40 II S 19 • Country night Scotty's 9 p,m. • Furmer's Market 2nd SI. & Wall 7 - 1 p.m. • Brut Max 319 Main 9 p,m. -The Mood Cafe Siena 8 p,m. ·Tilttoo Festival wi Voodoo Court Club 2201 8 p,m. and The Incredible Diamonds • Woodward, Bumpin' Uglies Harrington's 9 p.llI. • Electric Circus La Salll!s 9 p.llI. • llinliJoUI Bnyz Oasis 9 p,m, • Opera gala Rowland-Taylur Ikcitailiall 7:30 p.m. • Planting Seeds Stormy's Off Broadway 9 p.m, • Ester MacFarland University Bar 9 p.m. Sunday • Founders \Veek speci Pomona Plaza Apj)yfm 581 Pomona Aven.ue/7 '-""--::::=----, /,'7 Each 4 Bedroom/2 Bath Townhouse Features: J/ • Full-Size Washer & Dryer, Garage" ' / ) [I' • Patio, Microwave Oven, Dishwasher / • Garbage Disposal, Central Heat & Air, Refrige~'a(o;' • Swimming Pool ' /_ \\" ',"<.~ • 1400 Square Feet Townhouse .~:/ ~ ~ . • On-Site, Responsive Maintenance Services , ,/. '. '. 'e ;; ",9. Rates:. ", \', ; '",'," Jn • $840.00 per month, $1000.00 S:~Cllrity Deposit • Availability Dates':Segin June 7,1998, Call Kelly or Chris!,at891-5552 or stopby'our office at #28! :" 4<.105 A Airport Road Office Hours are Monday;- Friday, 3 - 6PM dr by appointment:: . Paradise, CA 95969 ': ; . : " . , j ~ For the Rush ofa Lifetillle! :./S!~$i::R~ll :, :u:Atv"LLI !' ~ I " )~~JJt~tatc Ml1nugeinc"~ ", ). ,,' Call 872-3483 \'r.-~·'h·::·;~~~""., .~; . , r: .. Tlut Orion AprIl 1.11, 1998 CaI'fomI. stat. University, Chico page 17 . , , . , ' • ' ' I , " l~,'~'~~'fl.('- .'~, 'From Behind the Curtain , , , Deck the Walls Get me' out .of , ~~;s, t6:~~·:V~~~~~t ... ,. II '" NatiollOl Jurkd Exhibitioll: COUlltdoWII 2000 Megadet1l, Coal Chamber. li[e o[Ago"l ·A.....tI.• 1o!!.!!____ 17';' Y9;lj:rl~IJ'~J__ Y. SaturdaY 1117:30 P.m. and 1078 Gallery, 738 W. .5th St. 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. April/3 - Civic Auditorium Redding Sunday at 3 p.m. in LaXiOll Auditorium. l1ckets are $10 -12, call 898-5791. 1bc 7th Annual Keeping DllIlce Impl1!:rsionilt oU pabtting, by GametIIJ Finll~8all No Ust For A Name, Straight Faced, Pocket Change Alive presentation will once again showcaSe the I\I'CU Black Crow, 209 Salem St. April 15 - Bo Jangles . finest danc:erI. ThiJ "sampler" of dance will have a little : aOmethina for everyone as guest choreographers put Landrcape pllolo8raplls bl Pde S~ward lUudhoney fogetilCr dance pieces ranging in style from Jazz to West Franky's Restaurant. .506 Ivy St. April 17 - Slim's African and Jrish to funk/rock. The Power orAbstmetiOIl EekA Mouse Janet Thrner Print Gallery, Ayres Hall April 19 - Maritime Hall, San Francisco Accldell1aJ IHaJh o[ all AIIlITCllist Water COlON by Silvia SlskY-Smejlcal Filibuster. Luckie Strike. Tile Ludystic oPens Friday, April 15 ~ 28. Presented Ishi Wilderness Cory's Sweet Tre.ata &. Gallery, 830 W. 3rd St. April 25 - American River College, Sacramento by The Chico Theatre Festival at the B~ue Room. l1ckets are $6 7 p.rn. Backpa.cking Trip Sculptures by Mary Christopher, paintings by Rip Madness, Blink 182, Dance haU Crashers, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.This Crock and Alualldera Wie:ren/~14 Royal Crown R,vue. The AqlUlbat:r play will be some of the most brilliant Chico Art Center Gallery, 450 Orange St.. # 6 April 23 - UC Davis Recre.ation Hall andexp\osive comedy Chico has set:n in a while. The di~or is Chico State Hiltory o/Medicine: Leeches 10 Lasers Alumnus Dylan Latimer who won't Chico Museum, 1421 Salem St. For Ticket Information call BASS 'Iicket Information leave you disappointed. at (510) 762-BASS 100 percent American? Museum of Anthropology, Langdon Hall PtU""gers 011 tile Bus #3 The Mountain Lion._ Silent Tracks April 17 - 18, &. 24 - 25 11 p.rn. 'TIckets Chico Creel:: Nature Center, 1968 E. 8th St. are $S Showl an: at the Blue Room. (in Bidwell Park) 139 West 1st St. 11lis is the third of a JlWP of comedy routinca. The Late 0rlgin4l PGinIiIIg, I11III Mix_ ",edlIJ Night Skelch Camedy Troupe is "1 MqCUI Vallis directed by P.M. Fitzgerald and if you Lu Lu's Fashion Lounge, IS2 E. 3rd St. have ICalthe Olhcr two productiOlll, thUone will also be • side splitter. Cafe Max, 10l Salem St. Prelud, to R~/u,.,.: IntlJges o/A/rl£a 3rd Floor Gallery in the Bell Memorial Union Block aM W1titc photograph, exhibit Gallery of Alternative Spaa:, Portable .H on Normal St. "Americall Wilderness TIIell aM Now" bl David KeUL Taylor Hall Gallery WftbtntlJq 4115. Ardo. llUliluU: GrtuUl Fri4IIJ 4117- ]ordlluga, Spirit Ullioll Revival Morula! 4120. CPR TraiIIin,: Advellllln OpellinK 6 - 9,.",. 1361 Espltuuuk, and Fire MOllleys: 319 Maltt 9 p.m. Outillg; 6 - 11 p.nt. BMU222. caU 898-4011 C4l189J.(J80S Located next to 1bc Main Event. the doors open This CPR training class will get you cenified by atBarnes&JVoble The Avalon Institute is offering a special tour of at 8 p.m. and the show begins at 9 p.m. the American Red Cross. For the small cost of their new facility thal will go from 6 - 9 p.rn. Call 342-.5733. The evening will be pumping with $3.5, and five hours ofyoor time. you wiil be Thil Institurc is designed to help you create a these three great bands. The music: and performers . taught the valuable lesson of how to save a life. greater self awareness and peace within you. will be putting on a great show that shouldn't be missed. T/tlUJdlJy 4116. Wori:.Jltop: Stnss R~ductio. SobIrtJa] 4118-lslIi WiIdurtas bocIcpading: TUesdJJ, 4121- Myste" Book Cillb mutillg: Mulam UbTt1J2 226 3-4 p.m. Advenlun Outings Aprll18-19 call: 8984011 Bames and Nobk at 7 p.m. If you are beginning to feel the pressures of This overnight trip will be advenrurous. Explore Tonight the featured mystery book is school, testing 01' graduation, this is a lecture you the native land of the Ishi Indian tribe. Come and Trancendential Murder by Jane Langdon. Come won't want to miss. Learn how to balance your hike the rugged volcanic lands the Ishi once . join in on the discussion of this thriller. The book life IDd relieve the ItreIS that brings you down. dwelled in. Coat $19. will also be offered for purchase III 30 percent off. And, don't worry, talt.e a deep breath, this class is free. SMUll! 4119- Free Pool: TIle OMis - aU IIa.z It ia time to pnIClice your aharking skills at the game of pool. All day you can practice yoot bank ahoU II'i the Oasis for free. You will need some cash for the great food that is served all day too. 4 Bedroom/2 Bath -f...... ' •. - . ~ .~~.? APARTMENT N~,aP'~ • Newer Carpet Large 4 Bedroom/2 Bath • Washer & Dryer in Unit 1------• Dishwasher TOWN HOUSE 3 Bedroom/2 Bath • Dining Ceiling Fan • New carpet • Central Heat! Air • Washer 8< Dryer HOUSE • Clean Complex • Fireplace • Washer & Dryer in Unit • Some with Patios & Balconies • Ceiling Fans • Dishwasher • Close to Campus & Shopping .• Dishwasher • Spacious Bedrooms • Water Paid ·1'001 & Weight Room • Microwave $660 to $720/ Month • Microwave • Central HeatinyAir Conditioning -1125 W. Sacramento Ave, " Patio/BBQ • Central Heat/Air • Close to CSUC • Large Kitchen with Patio • PETS POSSIBLE! ·BBQ 5 Bedroom/2 Bath $660 to $740/ Month • Close to Campus HOUSE $645/ Month - 404 Hickory Street • Dishwasher ,-701 W. 4th Ave .•... 4~G $740/ Month • Laundry Room • Central Heat/Air 1__ -1_2_63_·_N_. _C_ed_3_f_S_tr_ee_t -----:-11;/3 Bedroo m/ 1.5 Bath • Close to CSUC & Shopping • Pully Penced & Qyiet 3 Bedroom/2 Bath APARTMENT -635 W. 2nd Ave. HOUSE . ",J> • Dishwasher • Largest Bedrooms in Town • Central HeatlAir 'Washer 8< Dryer in Unit Ii".'" . j/ .' .. • Balconies • On·Site Ltundry • P~ol 8< Weight R.oom Acces•...s .. .i'!·.·.·.·.· • Dishwasher 8< Microwave f,·.··' 'Off-Street Parking • Central Heat/Air l> . 'Close to Campus & Shopping ·SBQ 'I'ully Fenced & Qyiet • Close to CSUC $510/ Month $640/ Month ·635 W. 2nd Ave. -648 W. 2nd Ave. \ ,L 'j I I Orion • lCS' Wodnesday, Apr1l1Sp:t998 C~ ,eNCOUNf~RS of fH~ WOR51- KI~p·I---~~:--I ~, .... { .... ' .. ·r.'. ...... ,r:.~I" '. . "..., .. ",1 .~.... .,...... : .. " • r '." Call your mom. Tell everyone .-.. ,' .J , ;-1 .,.~ • '.'1. you're calling your girl. J ., I ~ ~ ® .Program Director Friends of the Chico .Positions Available Community Ballet, Inc., Wall Street :for. the 98-99 Year ,'UAA ...... Dance Academy , 'General Manager, KCSC Radio and Un iversity Public Responsible for the station's image and broadcast services to the campus Events present conlmunity; coordination of activities and operations, and supervision and performance of all KCSC personnel. Must demonstrate experience in at least one of the following areas: college radio programming and production, broadcast technology, sales and advertising, administration, or promotion and public relations. ,Co-Director, The Women's Center Responsible for overall administration and financial management of the program; overall supervision of employees, interns, volunteers, and program development and execution. Involvement with the women1s movement and previous experience with a non-profit organization desired. An exuberant dance Applications &: Job Descriptions sampler with All positions are non-hourly compensated at $300 per month. Start Friday and Saturday, April 17 & 18, 7:30 PM dates vary. Applicants must be a continuing CSU, Chico student. Sunday, Ap'ril 19, 3:00 PM something for every Laxson Auditorium, CSU, Chico Applications and job descriptions will be available starting April 15 TIckots: $12 & $10. Advance tickets oro available in Chico at the University Box Office, in the AS. Governlnent Office, BMU 201. one, from ballet to 898'5791, Terrace Pharmacy, Diamond W. Wostern Wear, Art Etc., and the Coffee Connection. Tickets available in Paradise at the House of Color. Prices increase $2 at the door. jazz, African drums Application deadline for all above positions For disability related accommodations call 898-4325 during bUlinm.haurs. ' ~s Friday, May 1 at 5 pm. to Irish steps. , Supported in part by ,0 grant from tho City of Chico and It. Art. Commission. ,.~>~., AS.CHICO 'oj y' , '." I O'ion • • SS11e California state University, Chico Wednesday, April 15, 199!f , I, Computer Helper - looking for 8080 to APPLY ONUNE: www.cam to do some computer - Help Want~d , pc8dar.com/cedar. Job Center someone " marketing. Prefer marketing ::I'he Orion reserves the right the next Issue. The Orion classi a Employment , major with SUperior computer skills SUMMER CAMP JOBSI Counselors'. , ,~o refuse MY classified-advertise fied table Is located In the BMU or Oppor,tunities r to perform markatlng functions and E.m S750-S1!1OO/WEEK. Raise end Specialist positions for horse- ' :)TIent for any relllSOO. If any classl Mondays from 10 p.m. - 3 p.m. graphical projections. 5 hours a all the money your student group back riding, art, performance III't. ;fled hl!lll been contracted, The Arty classlfleds submitted on week for $7.00/hr. needs by sponsoring a VISA Fund Env. ED.,backpacklng, gymnastics ' raiser on your campus. No Invest pJ!9.I' reserves the right to cancel Monday will meke It Into the fol To receive Information on Job ads and archery at two residents girls' and/or other Job's In the student ment & very IIttlo time needed. camps In the Santa Cruz mountains 'any classified advertisement If It lowlre Wednesday Issue. 6. Interviewer - Looking for som~ employment ornell. you will need to one to be an employment Inter. There's no obligation, so why not and IJ day camp In San Jose. mlsloadlng, In taste, fraudu ~Js bad Rat_ register with us. eS/1 or stop by to viewer with a Job development call for Information today. Call 1· Ufeguards, food service, mainte ~Ient, or otherwise Rates for Greek and Personal:$3 find out how to register or to get office. Will be helping to register SQ().323-8454 It 95. nance, and health staff also need ~dISlionost. In case of error of for 30 words, lOt for each addI more Information about JobS at and refer clients. MUst be enrolled ed. June-Aug. Salary + benefits. Club Med A Crul.. Ships now hir ~omIsslon, The OrIon's liability, If tional word. Student rates for 898-5256. In 9 Units, have current status of Contact Peg Chappars (408) 287· " Ing. Free details (800) 4354247. 4170, ext 258. :8.!'Y, shall not exceed the coat ~ sale, for GI Bill or vocational rehabilitation, 1. Marketing Sal .. Employer Is and be a veteran or a dependent of :~the space occupied the error. by rent, for roommates:$5 flat rate, seeking someone to cold pitch a veteran. Duties Involve phones, Men/ Women earn $375 weekly ;'Deadllne and the ad Is run until the space potential customers-- will be computers and public contact. 16 processing/assembling Medical Announcements '" ;Deadllne for classlfleds brought Is filled or the merchandise Is responsible for attending environ hours a week- MOnday through 1.0. cards at home. Immediate ~dij.ectIY to The Orton, located In sold. Business rate:$5 for 30 mental review, development review Frlday(hours are flexible). Pays openings, your local area. and city council meetings. Experience unnecessary, will train. For the .dvemurous splrltl Bike to -, :'Plumas 001, Is 5 p.m. on the words, lOt for each additional $5.75/hr. Responsible for maintaining con Call MEDICARD 1-541-386-5290 Baja this June and stay for 7 days." ;:Fn(tay prior to word. tact with city and county officials 7. Bookkeeper - Employer Is look ext. 118M. All together about a two-week trip. ':, for potential projects. Background Ing for an organized person with Call for details. 343-9628. In construction preferred. knowledge of accounting, e~peclal Summer camp JoMl Roughing It Computer skills and resume Iy In Income statement. balance Day Camp - traditional outdoors Roommate Wanted I 4 bet 2 be required. 20 hrs/week for $8.00 sheet and statement of cash flows. children's c~p In SF East Bay. townhouse In Paradise Apts. hr. Computer skills and knowledge of Hiring full season: Groupcounselors Responsible & non-smoking pre networks. and previous experience /Instructors I Horsebackrlde I ferred. $212/mo + 1/4 utilities. THE ARMY CAN HELP YOU 2. Phone Sllles- Looking for sever· with Qulckbooks Pro Is plus, but waterfront / !.-wlm Call Sarah at 896-1935. al people to do telemarketing not required. 15 hours a week for / sports / crafts / rock climb / GET A $40,000 EDGE fundralslng. Experience In phone $7.00/hr. Mt. bike. Refs/ Exper. 51t}.283- sales Is a mustl Days and hours 3795. Email [email protected]. ,Services' - - OM COLLEGE. are f1eltlble. but must work a minI 8. Drafter/Draftsperson - Looking . .' .' mum or 3 hours a day. for a draftsperson. Autocad or cad Counselortl wanted for Spanish TIle Army can help yo'u get an edge on life and earn up to pays $5.75 /hr. experience (generic or chief archI Springs Guest Ranch above CADEC - Avoid drinking and driving. " $40,000 for college through the Montgomery GI Bill plus the Anny tect) preferred. Computer on-site. Susanville to work with children. Get a free taxi ride home with . .. College Fund, 3. HOlJAC)cleanlng - Employer Is Architecture eltperlence preferred. $650/month plus room and board. Chico Safe Rides. Thursdays, Here's how it works. Enlist looking for someone to clean a 2· Will be dealing with log home Fax resume to 4154564073. Fridays & Saturdays 11pm - 2am for four years. You then con story house and do occasional Industry. Must have references and with a valid CSUC 10. Call 894- tribute $100 a month for the child care for e 4 and 7 year old. resume. Flexible with school sched Summer Day Camp Jobs- Palo Alto. TAXI. Prefer someono who Is experI ule. Pay starts at $7.00/hr and Ci' $65-$80/day. 6-22 to 8-14. first year from your $11,100 Decathalon Sports Club. Call Rich first year salary. The Army enced. meticulous and willing to Increases with experience. 20 work on a long term basis. Must hrs/week. o 65t}.365-8638. " ,:' Greek , ., Wte~sages, . then contributes the remain have references and be available . . der. Enlist for three years and I for summer. Must be available 9. Pool Semc. Tech - Need some , Work at on. of the TOP TEN SUM you earn $33,000 or enlist for ' Thursday or Friday mornings for one to fill position of pool service MER CAMPS In the natIonl To the women of SIgJN ~ two years and earn $26,500. cleaning. 5 hrs/week technician. Must have experience. Douglas Ranch In Carmel Vall!!y Is Alpha Gamma Rho would like to Anny opportunities get for $7.00/hr. Must have own truck and clean hiring Camp Counselors. On-carn thank you for the good time at our b~tter every day. If you DMV record. Plumbing and electrI pus Interviews Wednesday APRIL Combat Social. Wo look forward to qualify, you could train in one of over 200 challenging and reward- 4. BehaYlorallllerapist - Employer cal experience helpful. 2040 22. Stop by the Student another great SOCial with you. We ing high-tech skilll' in fields like avionics and electronics. satellites Is looking for someone to work hrs/week. $6.00 - $S.5O/hr Employment Center for more Info wish you the best of luck for the or e-mail WWW.douglascamp.com and microwave communications, computer and radar operations with their developmentally 4 year depending on ex perlence. rest of the semester ~nd hope you old son. Prefer speech pathology, had 8 great Eastert just to name a few. psychology or special education Pley Sportsl HAVE FUNI SAVE It makes sense to earn while you learn. For more information 10. U .. Dancing Instructor - meriors who htwe previous experI looking for someone to teach line MONEY! Top rated boys sports about getting money for coUege, call your Anny Recruiter today. ence. Job will be Monday..frlday. dancing. Must bring their own camp In Maine. Need counselors to approximately 2 hours a day muslc and st~reo and have line teach/coach all sports: tennis, 1-800-USA-ARMY between noon and 6 pm. Must dancing experience. Will be a one basketball, baseball, rollerhockey, have day a w~ class. Days and hours water-sports. rock-cllmb Ing. reference and resume. Job Is In are 1iexlble. Pays $5.75 for 4 hours mountaln-blklng, creative activities ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN, BE: Magalia. Pays $7.CO/hr. 'a week. and morel Call FREE (888) 844- www.goarmy.com Pet ungle Art .1011 leavi1lg for tbe summer? If you are, alb in your pet or pet supplies now. We pay cash for: Aquariums and fish, terrariums and reptiles, cages and birds and small animals. r------, Now offering: • Free trim - nails and wings • 15 feeder gold fish for $1 • Buy, sell, trade and consignment Chico " .... ,. • Free gold fish 342.. 5700 L ______(no coupon required) ~ ..... 2540 Dominic Drive (From Hwy 99· Sk.yway Exit Toward Paradise to 2nd light Turn Right) ~~:P-et Jungle 851 Main Street • Ch,ico, CA • 899-1,817 ~ .. ,.: . I~I' . , . , ~~!lll..lflr.! • __.. _ .... ____~~' " ,I 4 '".. ~, . \ THIS YEAR A LOT OF COLLEGE The Orion is :SEMIORS WILL BE GRADUATING Online! ;:;.;:.;~.. r.'·.u .UTO... DEBT. ,.., Under the Army's Loan Repayment program, you could get out from under with a h Urree-year enlistment '\ ' Each year you serve on active duty reduces your indebtedness by one third or $1,500, which ever amount is greater, :up to a $65,000 limit, · ' .' The offer applies to Perkins Loans, Stafford Loans, ~and certain other federally insured loans, which are not :in default · And debt relief is just one of the ~any benefits .' ;you11 earn from the Army. Ask your Army Recruiter. ~, · i~~/~t:""-'·91'.1'1-io53, Visit us 'weekly at ARMY.: BE ALL YOU CAM BE: http://orion.csuchico.edu www.goarmy.com 1.------'-, , \ ,,1,_ ; , i,' , . , ,.,...20 CalifornIa State UnIversIty, ChIco We Would Like To Take This Opportunity To Say ·, 1HANKS ._.'- ••• _ ,I. S . To These Local Bminesses: Bettch It But/e Creek BTt!'luing Co. Fleet Feet Mountain' to participate in Pullins Cyclery Sports Bike Bam AS. Govern mentl Body & Bat" Bat Comics The Associated Students is looking for s.tudents interested in serving' Hilla's In Step S/;oes in the follOWing positions for the 1998-99 academic year: Java Joe CampllS Bitycfes Bell Memorial Union CommiHee . High Sierra ,ike Jon & Bon's Public Relations Coordinator Bike Lane I-al'Sl Conftlli Party Headquarters Coordinator of Traditional Activities Italian Cottage Mountaill Sports PULLINS Tower CYCLERY Assistant Positions For: JIJURJOE Cyclesporc Glissade AS. President Flowers By Rachel/I! AS. Executive Vice President For Their Donations 'To Our Casino Night. AS. Vice President for Finance Thank You From The Staff and Residents AT Craig Hall FLEET The Associated Students is also looking for students interested dl:JlJ!I;lIlJ1/& FB:1: --'... "."-- 1400 W. 3rd St. in serving as volunteers for council positions for the ChicC', Ca. ~3928 ~~' Fall 1998 Academic Semester. II 345-1393 Applications and specific information are available at the AS. Government Affairs Office in the Bell Memorial Union, 201 . Applications are due by 5 pm Friday, April 24 in BMU 201. , , "'!' .' . , ! HANGI ..... :~i;,,:~' ' '.~: ',: .. :', .' • ,~.~: .. ' "1, ~ .X};i~f.;i, "" ' .. ' , ,:",,: ,'.,,'> ':-(;t\W'~SSB AS. Elections' AprIl 8th aPld 9th Run-offs April 15th and 16th Polling Locations Open Bam to 7pm Meriam Library ~ Bell Memorial Union ~ Whitney Hall Butte Hall Holt Hall ; , AS.CHICO ! ' Pli .' ,"~I ',' _... • _of. _ __ ••••• ...... ' ,." I ...... ". ". ~. ~ ,t 41 A .< .•.-4 -' _,! ...... ' '. I, ,., ".,' " ...... • • -t .... ,., _.' '''.~, ~ .. __ .... - , ...... ,,. .~., •. P .1 . .1 '1'- i '~_""."'''' •• , ...... ,.',"',"' •• ' .. '*, •. ,.',J, J ...... , I ." .. ~ l' • -: • - f" . ~ ..... ... • I ',~ .. , . -~' .. \ ., .. " , .... ';. ~ .. ,i:!.t IhUi :. ~.-- Orion • This Week . , O~c:ampus, the food industry . -takes on society lind students. Next Week 1 How much do you really know" California State University, Chico Wednesday, April :15, :1998 :. ~:CONTENTS Kristin Carmichael Dimensions Editor . Food, food, food. You can't live with it. You can't live without it. Most would like to, but too bad, you can't - unless you want to look at Free like one of those hideously skinny supermodels and die in the next few months. No thanks! .:. In my opinion, food is close to the greatest thing on earth. It's flavorful, it has variety, and it won't yell back at you. Most of all, it's mmm, nmlm good. C'mon, every body needs a little KFC. Well, not really, but it sounded good. Now for a college student, food can be hard to come by. And you know when one of I ., .. . ...\~ ; ' ..... ; ~ .. .. : ' ·:.nside . '~I • BuUe Culinary Academy cooks up an appetite :,Ew.ww, Gross! 22 · ~t\1dents are asked about the Students learn gourmet the faCUlty/staff dining room at Students are also taught the Selvestcr's about once a month. weirdest thing they have ever Selvester's Cafe-by-the-Creek . fundamentals of restaurant "Working on campus, you're •eriten. cook~ng techniques, "I thought it would afford me management. short of time, even to go down · The food search 23 the opportunity to build my own The food at Sci vester's has town. You have to order your :The Garden Cafe will be closed restaurant management restaurant," said Ford, who received raves from professors food. By the time you get it, you · during the BMU expansion. Micheal lies .enrolled in the academy two and and staff for its high quality . don't have time to eat it. It's :Whe~e will you go to eat now? Brian Brophy Chejllnstructor a half months ago. "I think it's excellent. I have good to have a place to go on Staff Writer "It's the best. It's a lot to learn never had a bad meal there. The campus where you can meet academy in Butte County?" in only six months. We've food's well prepared. It's frcsh. someone for lunch and get a real hen Paradise resident Ford, a professional carpenter learned everything from the his It's nice because it's conve ly nice meal," Gauthier said. . . Larry Ford heard a who had been having trouble tory ot' cooking to ki'tchen design nient," said Donna Gauthier, Ford said he enrolled in the W man celebrating his finding carpentry work. decided a and how to use the kitchen effi graduate admissions analyst at academy to become a chef, not a graduation from the Butte change of direction was in order. cientlY'1 We've also learned how the School of Graduate, cook, and to learn gourmet cook- Culinary Academy, his' first So Ford enrolled in the Butte I to cut beef, veal and lamb and the International and Sponsored see' CU/iiJary' p.22' .\ . thqught was, "Wait, a culinary 1 Culinary Academy, which runs pr~per ter'i?inology," he said,. Programs. Gauthier di,nes at '-r:.. I I,' . ~ , . .~ ,~ ,.. ,."- -... ~ ... ~ " . - - - ...... , , " page 22 California State University, Chico 1'F/e' Orlon ~ :s,~. :1.998 ~~ What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? "",, .;'+' When we were younger we used Somebody's spit. We used to I was in Korea and I had dog It was something like pigs head. Korean pickled cabbage. It's to take those little, yellow flow- play this game when we went to meat, which is call Kagogi. It was a Spanish, Mexican dish. spicy. It's gross. ers, smoosh them up in mud then Denny's. After dinner we'd take Kagogi is just like gray chicken A girl I was dating, her parents we would make mud pies out of this plate, we'd pass it around meat. It was pretty rad actually. cooked with tradition and I tried them. I think we were like 4 or 5 and somebody would put some- it and I didn't like it a lot. and we actually ate it. thing on the plate. We'd put money in the middle and if some- body would drink it they would get all the money. Dawn Mitchell, Matt Rouse Alan Bennett Dave Baker Jalmee Lee physical education, junior media arts, senior journalism. senior social science, senior international reilJtions, freshman Culinary: Academy students trained to cater parties for 1,500 people I continued from p.21 University and Associated and sirloin steak with a porcini ing. Ford feels fortunate to have Students brought the academy mushroom glaze and MichealIles as his instn:ctor. to campus in 1995. It is paid for caramelized vegetables. "He's great. He's awesome. with federal employment and "First-time diners love it and He's a master chef. I'm honored training funds. are surprised that students can put C]rfenu to work with him." Job placement for graduates out such good food," Ford said. Iles was trained at the L'ecole of the academy is 85 percent Along with preparing the d'Hoteliere des Laurentides in with former students working at food, academy students comprise c5omaI11:30 dill Ihrougb 1:30 pm. cruar/4y through qrlt:hg fJf Canada. He has owned his own restaurants in Chico and around the wait staff, which teaches ~;, (Afo by /hQ Ovc* restaurant and has been a chef at the state. them all-around restaurant skills. a number of restaurants in the Selvester's is open for lunch The janitorial and dish washing Bay Area. Iles and assistant for faculty and staff 11 :30 a.m. - staffs are composed of develop Brad Milton, a 1995 graduate of 1 :30 p.m., Tuesday through mentally disabled adults from <:1) oached prawns and orange segments the academy, comprise the Friday. The students make the the Work Training Center. r with fennel root instructing staff. menu and change it every two In addition to working '''They're very willing to cri weeks according to what is in the at Selvester's, the academy tique you, but they're such pro The Oflo,/Eart .lea. curriculum. The academy catered the master's graduation r. rilled chicken sausage with balsamic fessionals. They do it in such a Chef Micheal lies shows Tnni instructs according to the ceremony, preparing food for y peppers and onions on focaccia bread way that you feel as if you're Carrell the proper way to hold a American Culinary Federation's 1,500 people. They also catered learning yourself," Ford said. pastry bag to frost spice cake. guidelines. The federation is the the International Guitar Festival _ \' irIoin steak with a porcini mushroom But the culinary academy is largest professional organization and last Thursday's community not easy to compare. ly wonderful that the university of its kind in the nation. employment exposition in U glaze and carameli7..ed vegetables. "Some students were going has us here." The latest menu included Chico. through tough times when they A cooperative effort among selections such as: poached Anyone interested in attend enrolled in the academy." Iles the Butte County Private prawns and orange segments ing the academy can call the said. "For us, being on campus Industry Council, the Butte with fennel root, grilled chicken Butte County Community adds an intangible amount of County Regional Occupational sausage with balsamic peppers Employment Center in Chico at This Is the culinary academy's latest menu. The academy holds respect for the students. It's real- Program, Chico State and onions on focaccia bread, 895-4370. classes in Selvester's Cafe and serves Chico State's faculty/staff. CHICD BERMAN ------MDTDRS' Peter DII'ar 308D Dnntrel #21 ~lic6, ~alif. 85813 ffi3013U-13n Whispering Trees Apartments .' Now Offering: Peace and Quiet! " " OUf Beautiful &: Qy.iet Community Features: Dol' !:lSt r"lief from the nagging aeil" of t"""s, We \Vhat else do S RAs oll'e,.'1 A full range of investment • 2 Bedroom/1 Bath Apartments (850 square feet) ..l.. 'rccom",,,",1 TIAA·CREF SRAs, SRA. al'e ta,<· cimices, a helpful loan I'eature. and the financial e"pertise e Swimming Pool deferred annuities that can help you buil," additional of'Tlt\A·CREF, th" wo..!d's largest retirement systcm,O r,; .:lssets-moncy that can make the diflercncc bct\vecn • Private Patios Now M()re \Vny" to Meet Your Goals living "oJ living ",,./1 in rcti,·cmcnt. • On-Site Laundry 'Contl'ibution. to SRAs Me conv from your salary on a pretax bnsis. The \"csult'! 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[,flU'}, fur It.t·l'tCl~Pt·I·UI'l!II' Klond 111l'1I1 ''' ~rt Me en"...... ? S 7 5 2 ....1 S S SrSHSCdd .It 17117 sur 7 SCO' 5m'S t htt tr r 'C 7 7 7 SS [ 77 2 7 7S ' ;. r 5 77 ; 5 7S •• \ \ California State University, Chico page 23 \ Plans drawn for alternate food service areas in 1999· Plumas halls, will quadruple in size to serve more food. , ,'- i '2. The original Butte Station, ij'0 which is a temporary building, ® cb will be placed near Holt Hall. ·@f INDOORI DININC '0:; 5ofJlT5 3. Selvester's Cafe-by-the @) Philip Shish kin Creek. in conjunction with the "- Staff Writer Culinary Academy, will assist in feeding students. ~.,~:-r=;5i'~~~~ ~~Ic:.1 ADVEKIlSlNG SATES INIERNSHIPS Gain A World Of Experience CORNER University Directories, the nation's largest publisher of campus telephone directories, is hiring students to sell yellow 'page advertising for official campus telephone directories in Berkeley and Santa Barbara this summer. 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Find out all about her, then read lip I.,:-';Il\ TW.\RPtl\,n!..:I. ~hnllt;·\~ StAll. U. ''J7 8 ill\';':Utl"l()\\"",f,I'\'\I.\I;.\/.ISI',I"tl.\l) on the clever college magician wc've pulled from our, urn ... hats. PillS, a student ADVISORY COUNCIL who makes chocolates and the low-down on what's up with Freaknik. DR. D,II'II' l.. AIII\I' I~I'I.'SI U. \\'.11. C"n U. "I I".. ·~ Ilk. lIS T. CIIIIIIRI" '11.,,' TI(,II U. Sites lot' sore eyes, bits, bytes - what morc could a cyber-savvy studenl like ~ItIS.\CRWI~' L~,tll Stll'IIII"S(:\ll1tIR~iI.\ Card shark. yourself want? How about a story about real-time web cameras on campus ~1.-\II"l~OtH}\t\S SIl'l1rSI PIU." U,I).'C!SHll 10 page 8 111t.1.!,1I\\'11l F."lIkS 111""1' c. that film everything from rotting pumpkins to cveryday dorm life? Or an articlc on 1\"lIi L\\1I\1sn L',tll TLX, .. ,At'\IIS college students whose prercquisites includc English, math and buying a laptop com 1\'11\'"" C. lY111 ~tll"lIl1l1.S Mnlltlill" L'. 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"'~_:.'" ;.,' .... ~ . i Sbe nee,ls to rake a lonk at the script I1rs(. \'<'hen she's nm workinl; her Jay jllh a,~ a plant virologist at th UMa.~s. Simon serves as ,I s~icntinc COllsultant for "Tbe X-Files." Sbe got tbc f,il; ha~k in \ 91)/i whcn scrics creator Cbris Cancr 9 Annual had a rcw '1UCStilllls ahout tb,' 'Iccuracy of tbc sbow's sciencc. Simlln's Illothcr, who happcns (0 be a li-ienJ of Carter's wile, sug I;cstcd he give Iwr daughter a ~all. "Chris wmlled to kno", hllw you woulJ study wbat seemed Iikc"a .~trangc b'K~,e~ia; h~ w'~r~tcd to kn(.l\~ what .01 scientist woul~ U.~ do. S,,"on says. So I said, I d (Ultl"',· It 11\ an I·.rlcnmeycr nask. Then he asked. "\'<'ell, what\ an Erlcnmeycr Bask?' And it endcJ III' heing the tide of the episode." ~olarships " This ,caslln's operll'r. "Red"x." alld the hlack-and-white l11as terl'icn: "l'llSlnllldcrn I'mllll:thcllS." aI',: ai,,, ,cientil1~ally sonnJ, thanks to Simon. 11111 sh,"s 'Illick to point 0111 that all 111' the ideas Areyou~erhouse? an' Cartcr's - "he just l11ak,'" 'lIrc thc s,'ierKc is By Marisa Laudadio, Assistant £ditorlP/roto by Lauren Hosky, U. of Massachusetts, Amherst L If so, you could qualify I-lOMAS ?vIEIER L KES TO M KE Till GS DISAI' EAR. to win one of 1-IE might not be able to make a load of dirty Inundry go 11. The National College Magazines away, but this U, of Southern Califo111ia trcshman bll.\' mas c five $1,000 scholarships Ttered the art of keeping those around him mesmerized. CD" being awarded in the following categories: And we're not just talking nbout his family and friends. en Add to that group the 163 magicians he defeated at last , I summer's Fedemtion Internationale des Sodetes ,'-'lagilJues .. lllmtl'ullliu Hclifl~\rULlIUllU l:ompetitinn in Germany, where he became the world I champion of close-up magic. ' .. Gllna}l!I;Ul.lUltU~lUbl "It was crazy," Mcier says of the: event. "1 wnsn't expect ~, t\U\l~itu~, ing to win - I was really surprised when 1 did." But winning should no longer come as n surprise to Meier. AI It), he's won = G UULllLtHUl t~ai.Iull~llLnlHlttv several national magic competitions and has performed IClI' Johnny Carson, .. ~,UllUl'ruuut~lll! Gregory Peck and Nicolas Cage. Not bad for a kid who startutl out on the other side of the wand at age 5. "I'd heen exposell \0 magic at hirthday parties allli other things and was We don't have enough room here to go through ] always fascinaled hy it," Meier says. "I also had a Fisher-Price magic kit." all the boring stuff like rules, criteria and deadlines, so hightail it to our web site (www.umagazine.com) After wying around with his kit, it wasn't long hefore Meier was impress [ ing his peers wilh his skills. In kindergarten, hc covered himsclfwith a hlanket for all the info and a downloadable application. and performed a levitation trick. \Vhen he cntcred USC last fall, he introduced himselflo his ncw dorm males by performing card tricks. His neighbors quick ly found ottl thaI this joker was :lcrually :l king of sorts. The 9th Annual U_ Magazine "\Vc didn't kno", he WaS:l m:lgici:ln." says USC freshman William Pao, one The future Mr. Scholarship Program of Meier's neighbors. "I thought, ''''lust he a guy with some tacky carll tricks.' And Claudia Schiffer? he turns out to he the worltl magic champion." is sponsored by: A physics major, Meier doesn't know if hc'll choose m.lgic as a career, but he's certain it will always be a part of his life. So while he's busy It:arning- the laws of science, his professors might have III wonder what tiDes this guy have up his sleeve? GMACFtNANCIAL SERVICES By Marie Carpowich, U. of Southern Califomia/Photo by Genevieve Liang; UCLA _-_I itpayStc • Star-crossed Lovers ATBaT They tIDY whnt goes around comes around - and AThT Universal Card we'vo got prool. Just jump on U. Magazine's • colobrtty bed-hopplng bandwagon to lind out wtllrt Mike Tyson Applications available (or who) Gwynnlo nnd Minnie havo In common. at www.umagazine.com s> www_umagazine.com • Spring 1998 • OU'D BETTER NOT CALL FREAKNIK FREAKNIK ANYI,,10RE. _Past crowd control ant! disturbance problems - not to men tion a few too many drunk, nude and belligerent out-of-town Hot for Chocolate Ycrs - have invaded the [lI1H:d Atlanta event in recent ycars, compelling its hosts to go back to basics. The lirst step? Fn::aknik IS reverting to its original namc, Black College Spring Break. "Students have asked us to takl' it back III its ori[.\inal Ii>rlll. which is a weekend for studel1ls." says 'Ii:ncra Scope of the Atlanta mayor's oilice ami the iliad, Colleg,e Spring, Brl'a!- commilll·c. "Frealwik Sol'! of g,aw it a neg,ative wnnotation. and Wc had a lot of people cOll1ing tll tlu: evem who \\,cI"I:n't il1lerested in the sallie thing" the students were, "11,1' using, the name lIlack College Spring Break. ittdl, you beller who it's ,limed for." sill' say!'i. St'lI'led in 19H2 hy the DC 1"letro Club in the Atlama Universit), Center. the we<:k end was intended to be nothing mOI'e than a gathering,llfblack coll<:g,c stud<:lHs I'Will area univcrsiti<:s hang,ing, Ford's brainchild. the Historical Chocolall' Company. mold.• dclecwhle milk chowlate inl" miniature buildin~ replicas. 'Ii, date, Ford and her 111lHher (who co-owns thc husiness) havl: creat ed 13 edible ediCees. rang,ing fmm the rcl:ttively unknown (the Miller Bell'li''''el' in Challlallltlia. N.Y.) to the renowned (the White I-Iollse and the U.S. Capitol Building). UVA's "wn Rotunda building has even made its wa), into their mllection. Alier g,raduating,lrom Yale U. in 1 ~<)I\. Ford's dreams were concemrau:d on med schlllli. She had no inkling, or what was to cOl11e when her cnti.:ing idea tran,(i.lrIlled rrol11 a glimmel' illlo a tangiblc - and edihle -realit}·. So why is it called the l-/islOriclll Chocolatl' Company? Simple - these candies come with Illorc lhan a wrapper III read. Each dweolate (price range: 1\0 celllS fi,l' 'Ille to $1 (, 1(,1' a s<:t) co Illes cOlllpletc with a cllncise hislOr), of the building it repre.wnts. "People coin learn something, while they'n: enjoyin[: their chocolatc." Ford "'yS. "I wanted il 10 bc dillcl'<:1Il fi'OIll normal candies." Ami dinc.:relll has been 'Ihsolutely deleetahl" IlII' the etltl'l·IHcneur. Th,· UVA camplls book slOre and most D.C.-area hotels sell Ford's candie., (hotel stafr also slip them Oil g,uests' pillows). and h<:r wec \'\fhitc I-louse chocolates were a big hit at i'residelll Clilllon's 1<)')7 inaug,uration. Btl! regardless or how sug,areoated bel' success he,onlcs. don't look (II' Ford to trade ill hel' lah THE BUZZ coat for a husiness suit anytime soon. Her medical career still takcs precedence ovcr time spelH with the company. • Comedian Chris Rock Is going back to college. Sort of. Ho's developing an '" would drop the comp:!ny in a Iwarthe:!!' ir, tlloug,ht it would jCllp;lrdize medical school." undergraduate humor magazine at Howard U. In hopes of creating a training ground she says. for black comedy writers. Sources say he got the Idea after noticing the prevalence Right II ow, the COl11pan)' only produces 1110del., rrom the D.C.. an.:a. Chautauqua. N.Y.. and of comedy writers who used to work at Harvard U.'s humor magazine, the Infamous Harvard t.ampoon. till' UVA c:!l1lpus. Expansion. howevcr. seelll.' likcl)' - Virginia Tcch's lIuI'I'es:; Hall will be this would-be \'\filly \'\follka's next cl'eation. • The bad blood between Prosldent Clinton and Indopendent counsel Konneth Imercsted in satiating, rOl11' sweet tooth? Call till: Hi'lllrical Chocolate Company at (70?» Starr Is about to movo out of court and onto campus. It seoms the special prosecu· 573-H260 to request a catalog. Doctor's orders. tor's daughter, Carolyn Starr, will Join Chelsea Clinton at Stanford U. come September. We Just hope those daughters are more mature than their dads. By Geoffrey Maurer, U. of Virginia / PI/ofos by Hank Holzl,'refe, U. of Virginia Isabella Rossellini MartinSClIn;ese Spring 1998 • www.lIl11agazine.com 9 .' - .- ".- . = • 7~ I . ' •. I '.' ~, I . : . I .' I F A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND l SITES, F.OR.SO.RE,EVES: s·;. J .~. 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(Sorry, guys.) rary.comcll.edu, thc pump· Punch a Celobrlty kin's high.altitlllie place. www.well.com/usor/vanya/ 'f ment was the result of a Mako John Tesh bleed or whack the I Halloween prank. Its celebri· toupee right off Captain Kirk's head. ty status, however, is a consellucnce of the '90s version of voyeurism - web Digital video camer:L~ that display a live or C:UllS arc finding their way into all corners of un ~ wherever the camera is aimcd. Setup requires only a· I c'. BITS, & BYTES. .... ;.;' ,'\';~ ing to show the world a part of their environment. lJ:·:'·,;~';I:~~:.'~"" . .. ,·::,':'.'.::{?,;t~,~l Or even a part of themselves. ,,':'" r.·: Fancy yourself. a musIc trivia buff? :.;::,:.,.,.; Andy O'Mcara, a cOll1pll!er sciencc junior l:,::lfname that tune Is your favorlto game;:':'::;; (ac05.resnet.comdl.edu), a 24-7 window into his life. :'.:-:: you're well on your way to wInnIng the .. :i':'< "Peoplc ask all the time, 'what aboll! when you change or wlll:n t·.:~· Rhino Musical Aptltudo Teat, an SAT-.,.: ;!:! I supposed to be afraid that people will find out I'm a human being or that C::. style, 30D-quostlon quiz that covers . .'. -:"" "·:1 ::.: :'each and overy genre of musIc (except <:"':! also argue that someone miles away watching AndyC'lm has absolutely no effcct on i:':' classical) that's ever hit the airwaves. ::: ,.. .: f:<'··.· ..• Ahnost one-third of college courses '.:::. :,<; welcome peeping c)'bcr'lillllS. t:., use e-mail In someway, up lrom 25 por· .... :··,:::, After all, you might nccd altcrnativcs - the grcat pumpkin succumbed 10 gravity's pull just wccks ago. But its famc atop thc 1: .': cent last yoar, according to a survey by .. ,<:.\ '\ spirc will not casil)' hc fi,rgollcn. Oiivcr Hahicht, systems :ldministrator for Cornell's Institute for Digital Collections, says he has :··/the Campus Computing projoct.Uslng the ;;·.·.ci i;:·:, wob Is also becoming more lJOpula; -:-:' ,'.,";<'::; receivcd "hundreds of c·maii Illcssagl's" aholl! thc .~ite. He says the attention was gratilYing, yet uncxpectcd. ::.' . more than 14 percent of courses Posted .':.' :t)J \'({c're sllrc the pumpkin felt the .'amc. : ... claS.· nurterlals, such as syllabi, onllneiind :';': ::'1 '.. mora tlion 24 percent II!I8d web aites or ::. ,.,:::{ By Andy Dehnart, Stetson U., Fla.IPhoto courtesy of Andy 0' Meara, Cornell U. .o.nl,I~: ~~:::;~:D~e,~.~I:~L::::::D'i:,>:::-:,:~:) morc universities are considering the switch. Laptop of You'd think that tcch.savvy students would givc the lap. luxury? top program a big thumbs up. But students arc realizing that high·tech higher cd ain't cheap. In fact, it seems it's the stu· Lap Dance dents who arc footing the bill when their colleges boot up. For instance, at UM, students are required to pay a $320 technolob'Y fee each quarter, and students at \'({akc Forest U. MAGINE DICK'S QUANDARY. HIS ECON 202 pay $3,000 for a laptop when they cnter the university. final is in two days, and he's way behind. But even those who aren't eager to pony up the dough Luckily for Dick's classmates, professor Joe (and who is, really?) find it difficult 10 argue with the bene· fits of the plan, both in the short·term ami the long.term. IBlow has a class web page, complete with "Wc are getting a lot of hands·on experience," says lecture notes, message boards and a link to Christy Evenson, a senior in information networking man· "The dimension of studclll and "IClilty cOlllact h:L~ expand agement at UM. "I got an il1lernship because [rhe employ. contact the prof wi th questions. ed," says Paul E..~COlt, dl':ln of arts and science at Wake Forc.~t U., er] knew :lbout the university's computer program and knew which h:L~ required laptops for the 1a.~t two yt.'ars. "Students are that I had a lot of computer experience." I'l"Oblem is, Dick doesn't own a computcr. I-Ie's out of ablc to e-mail a profc.o;sor quc.~tions at night when they don't Either way, it appears connected campuses arc the wave the loop. Dick's screwed. Poor Dick. undcrst:lnd somcthing. l.earning c.~tel1lls beyond thc classroom." of the future. Seriously. No Dicking around. Dick should have gone to the U. of Minnesota, But Crookston and \'>;Iakc Forest aren't alone anymore; Crookston, or nny other of the growing number of schools Virginia Tcch U., Wcstern Carolina U., West Virginia U. By Will Leitch, Assistant Editor, and Tina McDaniel, U. of rcquiring a1l incoming freshmcn· to have laptop computers. and Wesleyan College have already wired up as well. And Missouri, ColumbiaIPhoto by Steve Franconeri, Rutgers U. 10 www.umagazine.com c Spring 1998 _1...... ______• ~ucl!le .Iudy VIa Youl OR MOST, A TRIP TO THE LAUNDROMAT IS A DREARY EXPERIENCE. Grab a bunch of quarters, bring the latest rag from John Grisham and prepare for a long day of boredom. You might equate a day's Fwor;:h of laundry with getting a shot, but at the U. of lllinois, Urbana-Champaign, it's equated with, well, downing one. SUDS is a Laundromat that serves, as the wise Homer Simpson said, the source of and solu tion to alllifc's problems: beer! h opened at UI in 1986 and is slill booming. says SUDS man ager Susan Tomblin. "Now we're starting to sec til<' s:nne type of conccplS, like colTee- [ e II housC/L~undrornals, things like lhat. BUI I think it's a great producl, ~ 0 m _ especially on the campus," says 'lol11blin, who has worked al SUDS for - ===::dJ six years. "Students like beer, hut tIlL'Y've got to do their laundry, so it work., really well for us." Jack Conner, a UI senior and :t longtimc patron, says lhe novelty drew him to SUDS at first. "I kept hearing, 'It's a bar and a Laundromat, so you gotta go check it out,''' the histoty major says. Check it ollt he did. Three loads and several rounds later. Conner was hooked. Not to men tion Downy fresh. h's all part of Tomblin's master business plan: Combine a necessilY Wilh somelhing fnn (or rrll/(J' fUll, as the case may be), then walch the customers pour in. "Students actually come in here -I I· ::;~ I;;~~:~~~i~: s~~~~~~;I:~~:~.!:a~~l~ n eye e also melltioned there's an intcnse Dllys ,{Our Lit,t's posse lhar patron S _ i1.es SUDS regularly as well. P Schizophrenic businesses like SUDS seem to do especially well on 01' ncar college campuses - probably because sludents arc known for trying to do 10 things:tt oncc, says Lea Callahan, owner of Clean ami Lean ar the U. of Maryland, College I':trk. C&L oITers hoth self-service and drop-off laundry, which covers the "Clean" part of the name. The "Lean?" A full gym, six tanning beds, a masseuse and a full dance studio in an H,OOO square-foot ladlity Ileal' C:lmpus. Callahan, who started the business in 1990, says it's C&I':, l11ultiple personalities that attract ht:r clientele, which consists mostly of students. "If I had only one of those businesses, I wouldn't have survivcd, but the variety and uniqueness of it is what brought patrons to l11e," sht: says. J .C. Burns, a U M sophol11ore, appreciates the e ITo rt. "You can take cal'e of a lot of things at once in one plact:," he says. "II's pretty convcnient." Unlike ring around the collar. That's quile il/convcnient. By Sana Charaipotra, Rutgers U.I1llustration by Dwayne Wriglrt, East Carolina U• .. ~' i.:.'.:t: ..6': ~, , - 1 O rvtUCH FOR YELPING, "STOP THE PRESSES!" Students and campus groups across the nation are relying on an age-old method of voicing their dis IJ SpleasUl"e with campus publications: They steal them. What's U The Student Press Law Center says that in the past year, 35 student newspapers have reported publication theft. Northern Essex Communit)' College's Obs(r/I,.,. in Doc? i'>hssachusetts, San Francisco State U.'s Coldell Cau',. and the U. of Kentucky's Kellfl/cky Kemrlhave each lost, , un a given da)', thousands of issues to student swipers. EW THINGS IN LIFE The problem? In the paper pirates' opinion, the come with a guar newspapers arc publishing more th,m is fit to print. The newspaper stall's beg 10 difTer. They say lhey're just exer antee. Death.' i , cising their First Amendment rights. Whatever the case, T.'1Xcs. Silence fol- ' the Stllllent Press Law Center in \Vashington, D.C., F says one thing is for sure: Stealing an obscene number lowing a Bob Saget ca of free publications can earn a nefarious newsie up to 60 joke. Some schools are'· • davs in jailor a S50 fine. adding to that list by:' o . Rutgers U:s Dtli(Y 'litrglllll knows too well the plight of paper pilfering, Last April, the newspaper ran a slOr), making a rather solid '. covering the school's 'I'lke Back the Night rally - a slOry guarantee to an increas- . ¥ , that n'lI11ed a female speaker allll quoted her account of ing number of highly: being raped b)' anothcr I I "'oman, The next day. morel n1 e d a I qualified high school stu-' , than 'i.UOO copies of the .' " dents: Keep your grades'. Ddily 'lill'glllll were sm\.:n. and the woman's group that slaged the rall)' demanded a public apology from til<: up, and not only will we: Q.) paper fllr priming the victim's name, admit you as an undcrgrad , I The J)'li(1' '1;/lgl/l/I's editor, junior Mitra K'ilita, dclel1llcd tl,,: paper's choice to print the woman's name - we'll guarantee you admis-' hccause the woman spoke her name into a microphone at sion to medical school. • a public ralI)' 'Il!endcd b)' hUllllrcds. Normall)" she sa~'s, victims of sexual violence arc not named. It ma)' souml too good to be true, hUl 33 med' Undergrads, o "I reall)' don't think that paper thefts addressed the read .schools ofiel' early admission programs, according III listen up! ers' concerns," ,he sa\'s, "The imcnt. rather, should be to cre the Association of American Mcdical Collegcs ...... ate a dialogue by writing letters to thc editor and meeting editors and reporters." Rooman Ahad, a sophomOl'c in thc Gu,uantced Professional Admissions I'rogl':lm nt thc U. of Illinois. No mOl tier how st<:alth~1 tlu.: stealers are, .mme papers have taken the Chicago, planncd to major in biolo!;~' ,It Northwestern U, amI take the rcgular mute to med school. But ,dier lead in creating that dialogue, After 2.,OUO oF6,000 Old Dominion U" Va., being acceptcd into UIC's program, which guarantees a rned-school slot if she maintains a "1\+" average, Ahad student newspapers wcre filchcd in rcsponse to the staff's endorsements for changcd her college plans, sllIdcnt government candidates, the front page of the next day's iSSllc chal "I made lhc s\\'itch bccallse or the guarantce, 110 douht ahollt it." Ahad sa)'s, "I kncwa lot of ul1llergr'lds who Icngcd: "Sleal This! ,Hi/cl' i/ml Omllli will not be ccnsored," were stressing out, ll'ying so hard to get into mcd school through thc normal I\·tuch of thc studcnt hody agrccd. "\X'hoel'er stole the papers arc co\\'ards," way. This progralll has thankfully eliminated that \\'orr)' for l11e:' says senior ClScy Logan. "The)' were arraid of an editorial Thc programs, which \~\ry a bit frolll school to school. c.xist prilllarily to provide destroying their election chanccs. Freedom of the student' with opportunitics their peers don't press is something that no one should take away." ~! Cl d e 6 often havc - the freedom to take d'l,ses th,\! Jcll' Rowk'Y, a senior anl! studcnt body ~=I II haw nOlhing 10 do with zygotl'S or lab coats. presidel1l at the time of the incidcnt, sides Joe 'lilylor is a third-),ear undergrad in thc U. of Michigan's cight-~Icar with the dissillents who believe the Intellex program, which cncourages sllldcnts to major in a nonscience area paper overstepped ils bounds. before l11ed school begins. "It takes the pressure ofT n hit, am! that's why I cnjo)' "I'eople thought that the /'vlan' mltl . . it," he says. "It's like, if I get a 'B' in a science d'ISS, 111)' carcer is not CroWI/ abused the First Amend ".. -) aUlOl1laticallv ol'er." ment because thc)' used an opin , \ Grades arc snll Important, and although the progr:tl1ls arc ion instead of the filctS." ~. grade-dependent, m'tny students feci it's l'aSier to keep, say, the Who's right? Who knows? ~ required B+ average than to struggle to carn the A's the)' Either wny, when it comes [0 newspa would need to be accepted the old-filshiolled way. . per plundering, nobody wins, Brian M, Boville, a third-Yl'ilr med student in the After all, the bathroom r'~~=::;;--T'I" ... ~ U. of Wisconsin's Medical Scholars I'rogl'ilm, agrees. can be a lonely place. "Worrying about grades is not as imporrall! as actual ly k':lrning," he says. By Darlene Greene, BlI! the programs do have their critics. Old Dominion U., Va. ~, especially when it comes to the Medical illustration by . '~':,. College Admissions Test. Most students in guaranteed programs don't ever have to Anne ·t· ,r-," take the difficult MCAT. Owens, ~ "That is ridiculous," says Leslie Puthenpurayil, who recently sllIdied "forever" for the Academy ~ mind-boggIer as a junior mJohns Hopkins U., which oners no early guarantee. "( think these of Art, people should be held accountable for a certain level of performance that GI'A and S,A;T scores Calif. cannot judge. It's almost impossible to know how an IS-year-old will do in medical school." Unless, of course, you're Doogie Howser. ::".:-.. _-=-- {Z::::""-:;:- By Darin Painter, Ohio U,/Photo by Grant Blankenship, U. of Georgia -- (.:,...... - L.... 12 www.umagazine.com • Spring 1998 REWARD YOURSELF! Graduates Get $400 Off From GM! 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Death. s i cising their First AlIlcmlment rights. \'ilhatcvcl' the case. -I:'1Xcs. Silence fol thc Stttdent Press Law Center in \'ilashington, D.C .. F '\"."... says one thing is for sure: Stealing an obscene number lowing a Bob Saget ca or free publications can earn a nciarious newsie up to 60 joke. Some schools arc • days in jailor a $5U line. adding to that list by j: a Rutgers U:s IJrti(V 'IilrgulIJ knows 100 wdlthe plight of paper pillering. Last April. the newspaper ran a stol'}' making a rather solid!: i , covering the school's 'Elke Back the Night rally - a swry guarantee to an increas- ' that named a female speaker and quotcd her account of ing number of highly being raped by another I -:-1\ wolt1an. The ne.xt. day. ~llorcl n1 e d i a I qualified high :;chool sw- :' .. than 12 www.umagazine_com 0 Spring 1998 II III III III 11111 1111111 II. IIII 11.11111 •• III1 1111.111 ... ------ --- ~you Purchase ...--- . . . • Special Easy Financing For Grads The Choice is Yours! Choose From Any New Chevrolet, Pontiac or GMC Vehicle. Grads, for your $400 certificate and program information, return the postage-paid reply card enclosed in this publication, or call: 1 -SOO -964 -GRAD visit our web site: www.gmgrad.com y GMAC r::~ GMc.-:. FINANCIAL SERVICES £:HEVROLET® PONTIAC. GM College Grad Program requires financing or leasing through your dealer and GMAC. See your participating Chevrolet, Pontiac or GMC Dealer for details. . ~ ., il·' s I-I ERE'S A WAR going on 111 America - and Tstudents are on Love Thy the front lines. Gian carlo Pillot, a Michigan State U. grad, is one of the wounded. Neighbor An olT-campus student dweller for years. Pillot found himself on the brink of eviction when his neighbor. a longtime East LlI1sing. Mich .. resident and noll· student. complained that I'illot played his stereo too loudly during the day. Although that particular situation was eventually resolved, others rage on. The re:Lmns? Conflicting lifestyles and varying definitions of noise and cleanliness. "It's a relationship that's tenuous at best," Pillot says. "It's funny because (towniesl complain about all til<: noise and litter frum students. but then they choose to live right next to the university." I hom e Fightin' words? You bet. And it's one heckuva fight. \~ ~ In Eolst I_,nsing. Michigan St:ue students and local res· idents arc butting heads over a proposed ordinance that would limit the number of unrelated people living together in a house. At Penn State U., it's the same shtick. But those arc JUSt proposals. At many schools, ordinances created to keep a lid on student renters are already on the books. Why? To maintain the quality of housing and avoid overcrowding of single-family homes - a dangc:r to both stu· dents and permanent residents. OST PUBLIC SCHOOLS WON'T ALLOW EMPLOYERS WHO Ordinance, schmordinance, say some. Jay Birdsall, director of c:u discriminate to recruit on their campuses - unless that department and town affilirs fur Penn State's student government, 1 thinks city mandates and edicts won't create a pt,aceable living COI11- employer is dressed in fatigues and holding tightly to munity. The key, he says, lies in cooper:uion. Uncle Sam's purse strings, that is. Ohio State U. is one of the few schools that have anchored their M rocky student· cownie relationships with mutual moorings. e : For years, many state colleges banned military recruiting on their campuses to There. the city and university have staned a program call~'tl Campus protest the armed forces' discrimin:l!ion against gays and lesbians. But not any more. Parmers. The two groups unite by taking on projects bigger than their To avoid jeopardizing federal student aid and grants, more than a dozcn collcgt~~ and bickering: neighborhood revitalil':ltion and downtown b~-autification. law .~chools - including San Jose State U. and the Massachusc:tts Institllle of Both city officials :Ind students agree that it·.~ more productive to Technolog), - have agreed to let military recruiters return to their campuses. work together than to fight about dincrences. Begrudgingl)'. "It'.~ lOugh." says Jenny Nelson, a member of Ohio Statc's student "The Board ofTrustecs and the majority of the campus community believe the government. "But there arc a lot of ways students can have coopera· Pentagon policy is abhorrent and violates democratic principles," says Del M. tive living with nonstudents." Anderson, chancellor of the City College of San Francisco. "The Solomon Anothcr c:\se in point? The U. llfColorado, Boulder. The "hool Amendment h:L~ the elTect of putting a gun to our heads, by depriving needy stU· and the city join fmces and funds to employ a neutral person whose dents to complete their education if thc b,m is not lifted." job is to hear the concerns of both; they also have a free mediation That Solomon L,w, approved by Congress in 1996. requires colleges to allow program for stUdcnts and townies. the armcd forces and ROTC to recruit on campus. Institutions deemed b)' thc The community surrounding the U. or Maryland, College Park. Pentagon to be out of compliance with till! federal law cannot receivc federal con uses a dilli:rent tactic. If a renter gets in trouhle with neighbors. the tracts or grants. rcmers. the landlord and the person who made the complaint have to sit That:~ all fine and good, say some studcnL~, but lifting the ban on military recruitment down together and discuss the problem - no anonymous complaints an: allowed. contradicts c.'mpIL~' policies th:\I prohibit dc:,ling with employers who discriminate. As for the rest of the colleges dealing with ofT-c:llnpus turf wars? \X'ell, therc's "It's such a double standard," says Laura Mang'Jm, a senior at the U. of Colorado, always 911. Boulder. "Nobody's willing to take on the military ~ ~I - it's so powerful. It's Iikc running into a brick wall I d 0 a r ~I By Sharon Terlep, Michigan State U.llllustration by Aaron Taylor, Brigham Young U. becmlse there arc so many people pushing on thc other sidc of that wall." List f.,11 marked the first time in five years the City College of San Francisco opened its doors to military recruiters. Refusing to do so could have cost rhe school SI.7 million in federal student aid, including federal work stUdy money and Perkins Loans. "The)' need to recruit; the military always needs people," says Scan Schneider, a sophomore at SOlllhern Oregon U. who W:L~ in the Marines for four years. "It is dis 8 crimination, but they cover it up by saying. 'If you don't tell. we won't ask ... · For the military's pan, they say they'd JUSt as soon have stayed Ol\! of this whole mess. "\X'e don't feci wc're discriminating against anybody - it's 'don't ask, dOI1't tell,' I and we leave it at that," says Capt. Randalll-brris. public affairs onicer fi,r the ROTC at Fon Bragg. N.C. "The hOl11osexual policy was hrought about by civilians and clect cd oOicials. \X'e're just following regulations." or course. those regulations ar~' par! of what brought all this ahout in the first place. "It's a rC'al slap in the face," says Greg Richardson, chair or the Boah Hall Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Caucu~ at Ihe U. of California, Berkeley. "\t·s really insulting to us, but I can under stand utiI' need to get fedcml funding. Reali}" the dean's hands arc tied." By Jessica Lyons, Santa Clara U.llllustration by Joseph Wos, U. of Pittsburgh ,.'" '14 www.umagazine.com • Spring 1998 \":.~~' ,eniur "ear at the Ll. lIf '\cnllessee. \V'hen h..: .lppli..:J, the~' wart1.:d hill1 of the Il'U[!.h week, ah"ad: "They told nil' it's ,I lot of l'tlll, but a lot uf wurk ,lIId .1 lot ut' travel, but I thl.1u!,:ht, 'l'1I1 yuun!,:. ,in[!.I..:. wh,lt Ih.· hell?'" Indeed. The 'puns 1II,lna);"lll.·nt 1II,Iim sp.:nt the ,ullllller traveling lL1 I U dit1i:rl.!t1l PGA tllunte\'s, tr:linin); volullleer'. keepill); ",urc aud 'H[!.ani/.in!,: player reblil'ns event'. The hi);hli[!.ht? l;ettin); I'I'l1 Gulf.... Fr..:d Couplcs to ,Ippear ill Five ways to get off your duff this summer Volunteers tl.,r Peac.:, a nonprolit or!,::lI1ization Hootie and the that sets up more th:lIl ~uu work .:amps ill Blowtish's ()//6' 1Ii//II/,1 more thal1 6; countri.:s .:ach year. 8" W'ir" lilll videu. H.:r job? 'Iu .:onstruct a tiJlllldation tur :1 BY LYNDA TWARDOWSKI Brown's hard work new school with rcJughlv ;0 uth.:r volunteers AsSISTANT EDITOR - and SOIl1..: pu't"''''I and a !,:ruup leader. Ar~l1eJ with pick .LWS, shov 'un tl"lIlk·vuu mot", els and a lot of elbow gr"as':, Chin ,md triends - I..:ft en~u\.:h of a du!,: trenches to mix th.: .:.:rnent, th":l1 poun:d divot. 011 the of ~tf-'l UPPING BURGERS GETS YOU NOTHING BUT ACNE. MOWING LAWNS? I~lillds and smuothed it to tunn th.: tuundation. his bosses. '1 ;'vo week, ~~~ Green toes. And as for nurturing the spawn of str.mgt:rs at your ndghbor VFp jobs an: not tUI the weak of h.:art. or befu re his colle);e back, however. For Chin, :KCUl111110dations wer.: rr'" hood daycare, forget it - you'll get nothing but a wardrobe of baby-bile graduation, they llIadl.! spartan - no eI"ctricity, no toilets :lIld sl..:epin); him an utI'cr to COllie ~; shoulders and infant-pee knees, So what's an enterprising young student ba);s atop th.: ston.: Hour uf a lu.:al dini.:. It also on buard full-till1e a, ,I with a summer to spare, to do? Simple: Get a job that will get you somewhert:, m..:am shuw.:rs wen: tak..:n uml"r th..: sun and tournamellt ofti"ial inside the tulds ofhand-l11adc.leat:wall..:d "ubi wilh the S..:niur PGA d..:s that th.: unpaiJ worker .:alls "th..: b"st thin); 'I uur. ,\lust 'n' [',,"n in the world." \\le're talking about a place that offers you tho.,,, dim!,l..:s. GROOVE TUBE Nuncthd..:ss, Chin cuunts a nr.:w p..:r,p.:c· '·'I'"rien.:e, contacts. perks - and maybc, Imemtrd? WI-itt' ro tiv..: and Ellllily as th..: must prufuund,b..:ndits. Ilht maybe - that elusive root in th..: door. After .1 semester of bouks, a summcr in tht' ,Hinuriry Imem.,hip "I had n..:v..:r bc..:n anywbcr..: cb" - ..:sp,,:"ially ['."I .. w wc've got firsthand accounts of somc of front of the boob tube l11i);ht look tantali'lin);, i'rugrillll; 1'(;.. 1 ,{OUU; not a Third-\'\'orld cuuntry. It was all1.!zin); to t J,,, coulest summer spots available for stu but you c.m't put" Laverne and Shirley" expert II.! TN: l!ulllt'L·,ml: !'tmte \ ;'elm 8,,11<'''. Fl.1 se". The peupl..: in the villal'e called us thcir dellls lik..: yoursdf. So read up, then get the on your resunll':. \'i/hat to do? Follow Phillipa 3.!082 ur <'Ill! (<)IJ,i) 285-3700 Jor mor" il~/u. broth..:r, and sist"rs and it r"ally Felt lik" that." 'e,umc rolling. Philpot. Shc's managed to m"rge a summer of entertainmcnt with a summer of exp..:rience as Inct'fesre"? \I"ri,," ftJ \"ulllltf(rrs Jur I'ell",·: -I} Tiff://(y 1M.: Bdmu11l. VI' IJF3IJ or mIl (802) BOOB TUBE LOST IN an intern at Black Entcrtainment "Ii:lcvision. Sans sofa, the How:mI U. sen ior has fount! 259-2759 SPACE If you'rc ll>rn between speu,lillg Yl'ur ,um hcrsdf living a charmed lif..: that would rival mer alllollg't the bead,,, b,lthing [,eauli.·, and any sitcum: "\'i/henevcr somethin); colll":S up. \'i/ h c n pl1lnpil1~ lip yuur n."!\lIl1le. \\'C'\'C ~~(.'t th\.· ~lIlll I g..:t 1Irs! dibs on tick":ls," says Philpot, who PAR FOR THE COURSE Jeremy tiull: I'Hem at "II,ly",atdl." isn't ..:arning any cash thruu);h the internship, \'\'am tu 'ee l11ure greens than you can 'l'h,tt __ right. Rachel L)eli.!, ,. rccellt t:,adu· Richardsun but is gettin); college cr..:dit. That means shake a ,ti"k .It? Golf Im'ers can tilld the paid hears Rnlph ate of North Carolin.1 Sl.lte U .. is livin); I',oo[ BET's "Plan..:t Gwov..:," "Tc..:n Summit," internship uf their putting green dreall1s with Cramden Now all ullpaid produ.:tion :1.<>i,'t:l1l1 Ii" thc' "BET on Jazz" and '1~ap City" arc all within thl.! PGA Tour's int"rnship I'ro);r;![11 for minor threaten Alice Di,covery Challnel, Odin 'l'''ltl a 'C·lllc·,I..:r h..:r reach - and we don't mC:\I1 by way of ity .:ollcgc scniors. learnill); I'l'0du<:tioll, tal'ill); ,llId p",t I'",du<: with a trip to Jerome Brown did. And docs. Now a f'ttll the moon, he rt:mote control. tioll frolll the cast "1ll1 new Philpot's perks don't COllle without a lot of till1c employe..: of thc PGA'luur, Brown start doesn't exact of th..: tIlost watd,,·" hard wllrk, however. Each day she writes radio ..:<1 uut as an intl.!rt1 the SUll1111er bdl,r.· hi., ~ho\v Ull tc.:k·visiull. ly shake in his < hoots; He just copy and promotional ads It wa'Il't all cle,tr lilt radio and magazines. skies, of .:our,e. Delia CoUnts the days until hc can trade places with and on occasion, is allow..:d !oIay~ ~ltc spent ~l1tlle re~u Alice. the opportunity to mirror br illtertl timc all'Werill!; Richardson - now a grad student major (from off the set) somc of pholle" pushin); paper ing in physics at the U. of Colorado, lloulder r the BET hosts as they inter ami h"'till); ,et \'isitl1r~. - start..:d un his path to the stars like any view artists and introduce "Bas;"ally. I made sure "dler space-cadet; he applied to NASA. After a Walt one hour programs on set. th..:), didll't do al1yt1li 11); couple letters of rccommcndation, an applicn after eating The bc.~t part about work dumb like w"lk ill frol1t of tion and s..:veral short essay.~, the then West before diving ing at the network? Philpot the camcra lIr bu); people Virginia U. student soon found him5clf at thc Into the Job. will be the first to tcll you - who were working," ~h..: NASA Academy at Goddard Space Flight networking at the nctwork. "I},S. Guess you clIulcIl'all h.:r a rC'al lil'c,avcr. Center in Greenbclt, Md. "You want to mix and min ImaeJut!? \~rir,' lu rhe Inram"ip Three days a week Richardson characterized gh.:," she says. "Because some Coordillator; UlIYIV,ltch l'rotll/t'ti()1/ COlI/p'II(Y: infrar.:d detectors, instruments used to me.lso~e body you know is going to 5433 LJ((rhovm Streer; l.os Angeles. 01 9()066 heat. The rc.~t of the week was spent discussing know somebody you lhe inner workings of the space program with rellily want to know." government and industry lead..:rs, or on the occa Interested? Write to STILL LOOKING? sional fidd trip to a Florida space shuttle launch. Intmubip Coordinlltor; B"lck A hard bit to follow? He managed. Thc next Ir thosc sUl11mcr l\i!;s don't thrill Y"U, you Enterr(/inm~nr Televisioll; ,ummer Richardson walked his moon boots ~ can always try one of these: 18999rh St.. NE; V0uhington over to the Langley Research Center in o • CalliI' COIlf/ulors USA: 420 "/urence Sr,; D.C.; 20018 or clIll (202) I-lampton, Virginia. His position: a Langley :;; Hllo Alto. 01 9430 I (SOO) 999-2267 Aerospace Rese:uch Summer Scholar. This time 636-4647 12 • Chica,~o IJlIlls; 190 I W~ 1I/lUliwlI Sr.; around Richardson characterized fatigue in tur -4 ChiCtlgo. IL G0612 :B • MAD MlIga;dnr; 485 ivli/(/isoll Ave.; Nt'/{) hin" bladc.s by using sound waves to map cracks HAMMERTIME and me:1.sure changes in the material's propcrties. c York, NY /0022 Sound complicated? Just ask him where he So you want to get away, ~ • Miller Urewing COII/P,IIIY; 3939 \~m plans to be in 10 years. He'll answer in onc but you'd like to give a little ? I-/i~"'l/Ild 811ft!.; Milwllltkee. \\'II 532() I simple word: "Space." along the way? Anne Chin, a gj' '. \Y'orld \\'Iildlifi! '-it/Ill; 1250 24rh Sr .. NWI; \'(;'/Shill~t()II, DC 20037 Intemt,'d? lX/rire ro Code 114; Goddllrd Space student at McGill U. in gu • Highr Center; Greenbe/r, MD 20771 ()r Mrs. Quebec, Canada. jetted ovcr ~ Nt/filelll Schwa1/; NASA Langley Reullrch Cemer; to Ghana. Africa, the SUIT\ 5 Lynda Twardowsld has never been a White House MlIi! Sr()p 400-l.ARSS; J-lllmprO/1 VA 23681. mer before last as part of c: intern and will deny any reports to the contrary. Spring 1998 • www.urnagazine.colII::L5 a In a summer BY WILL LEITCH chock full ASSIST":--:T EDITOR wannabes, of VERY BUSINESS HAS ITS PREMIUM SEASON. here are the Flower sales bloom around Mother's Day. 10 movies Champagne is hard ro keep in srock around New you absolutely EYear's Eve. And it seems like Dr. Kevorkian can can't miss never get a moment's peace around \/;llenrine's Day. In the mO\'ie Illlsiness, !IUt lime is slllllmcr. It's when Ihe studios bring OUt their big guns, their ,'1'(1/1 mO\'ies (remember, 7itllllic was originally schedubl as a summer movie). It \ a season in which one Mm ill lJIilCk can make up tilr Ihree nit' l'o;tll/,lllS. AIIlI every year there arc the "can'l-miss" movics, Ihe ones the suits arc convinced wc'lI f.11I for. Will we? \Vell, we'll be damned if we're going [(l (llllnr a lilUnh [a{1II1 WeaPOlI, rush to sec a big gorilla in M~'!,bt)'Joe }o/tllgor get silly O\'er Antonio Banderas and Amhony Hopkins jumping around like idiots in The ,\f,ljko!Zon·o. But here arc 10 that you can rest assured we're willing (0 wait in line for. If lit,lI/if'S sold OUl, that is . . ";"·f ':-/ ,,·'i ,,~ ;-; ',; ;,;1 -.. " ". .J. :'_1 ::.~ :.j '".': '! ~] . , -,:.; :~~ .' . ":i .. Xl -' -:~1 ~ ~ _1 /~ ; ~.:~ ~, -1':; '.~ .~ .~ .:.~ ',' ;":-: I~; ':.,; ~~ : ~ - ~ I' ~j ARREN BEAlTY, \'\'1-10 IS Sulworth still alive, must have 20th Century Fox Wcojolles the size of Texas. He co-wrote, directed and stars in this political satire (now there's a genre that's a box-office winner) about a U.S. senaror at the end of his rope. I-Ic's depressed, jadcd and exhausted, so he decides to ruin his Gucer hy saying all the things politicians aren't sup posed to say ;thoU! race, moncy and class even though they're trill'. Aided by a beaUlirul Soulh Central woman (Halle Berry), he fights his way through the burc;\l1cracy and linds some trUlh, along with the life which he had writ ten oil Bulworth's uproariously politically incorrect trailer YOUNG, OVER Say wh;1t you W;11l! :lhom llldrpmd(//f( OilY creator.; Roland (involving the senator addressing an African-American sized amphibian, Emmerich ;lllll Dc;lIl De\·lin, hm the}' sure know their marketing. congregation) has caused quite a ruckus (sec hox), proving They Gill make one hccktl\~1 trailer. And, he~\ everybody loves Beatty is willing (0 try IlIlphil/g. He's not pulling any struggling with A Godzilla, except maybe for Matthew Broderick, Jc;m Reno ;md Hank punches here, and straight-ahead political comedy is a big his place in a cruel, A7~lria, who all pl.ty guys whose job is, well. III run from Godzilh. risk linancially. Even more or a risk: Brdlcorl" is scheduled unfeeling world, takes l.et's bee it: no matter ~uur gender, race, religion, sc.xlL11 prelcrence, to Ilpen opposite Got/zilla. Hmmm. CUlting political com out his frustrations economic S(;llllS or mamm;~ian orientation, ~uu Gm't help but wam to edr or a hig mOllSter attacking New York? Sounds like a S<.'C what this big lil'lnl looks like. \'V;lIch! ;lS GOlhilb stomps through tough SpOt only the best politician could talk his way Out on an unsuspecung Ccmd Park. Gasp! as Goolilb t[;mlplcs ~ ladison Square Garden. of Still, ror our eight bucks, we're I'erlcctl~, willing to sec 1) .. :1 J:_.~ ,,1, .. ln hnrh rrfc' g'!nDu t;)Jl\ - --xm -- _iffl22S.\·:fVl!1~AG(~.L'i!b rnn!;!.l1cc: ~J\.J.!.I~huL.ii.i):"'_f~j:'1!1P-~[~~t!!lC: I,!U~ ...... ~...:.•.~ ..~ •.."-. -- _____ .~r.~~. ;~\' .. ,. ,,:.;~\ "ii";' .:',~ :.:. ;,~,:,"'nl~f{e~:'J~n type of movie that tfllC film Toucns[ccc Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas I lovers are supposed to hate. It's brought to us by Jerry Universal Bruckheimer (the producer responsible for COil Air, Da_ys of N THE MARCH ISSUE OF PLAYBOY (WE GET IT TIJlIlldn; The Rock, et aL), who specializes in big explosions, for the ankles, of course), screenwriter/hack Joe minimal dialogue and, um, bigger explosions. And Eszrerhas, who worked at RoUing Stone before Armageddon promises plenty of the same, considering it's I spitting out crap like Showgirlr, spoke ofhis early about an out-of-conrrol comet heading (gasp!) days at the music mag. STRAIGHT TOWARD EARTH! He described his first meeting with Las ~gas journalist Bm wc're: sold on this lihn's trJilcr, which is so "if w.: all come IOgether and Humer S. Thompson, "(Humer) sits, bllely says anything to fight the .:vil comet we'll remember just what makes this COUIll£}' great and anyone and OUl of (his doctor's bag he pulls the biggest hypoder democracy work, dam mit!," that we're rC'ad)' to enlist. And we:'re talking pop cul mic needle I've ever seen, loads it up with some fluid, sticks it ture nirvana here. Bruce Willis 5.Wl'S the world, B.:n Allll'Ck n!.lkes out with lh' imo his navel and shoots it all in. I turned to him and imroduced Tyler and Stl'VC Buscemi plays some:onc calle:d "Rockhllund." Plus, you have 10 myself when he still had the hypodermic in his hand, and he. Im'e: any movi.: abolll a come:t hurtling toward Well, Weir is giving it another shot widl n,t 7TIIIIIIIII Sholl', which gives a semi·dramatic role to '" Jim Carrc),. Th.: clastic one pJ.tys the Truman of the title, a man who realizes t11J! his .:ntir.: lite has been stagcd for television. His OU KNO\'\', IT'S HARD Saving Private Ryan Hanks plays Captain John ~Iiller, lhe Dreamworks head of a World \'(;1£ II platoun on a mislion wife, his parents. his neighbors, his co·workers are all played by actors, with to believe, but box station head Ed Harris running the show. to rl'5CUe the Pri\',ue Ryan of the title. It's dif. It's a lascinating premise (wonder if anyonc in the Nelson family e\"t:r felt Yoffice kings Tom ficult III doubt the power of Spielberg, though he'~ gOt a wildly eclectic cast, includ· like thaI ... ), and Carrey has been waiting lor that brcakthrough role that will Hanks and Steven Spielberg ing '[om Sizemur.:, Jeremy Da\'ies, Edward Burns and It.boy ~ Iat! Damon as Ryan. usher him into 'Iiml Hanks country. Though this doesn't secm likc a big lillI" Of course, there isn't a single womall in the entire film, so we're holding OUl hope tI!.It have never made a movie OW THIS IS THE TYPE Lillr·esque blockbustcr, it looks both funny .. ~ ·-'1 , : Qt-'lI·:·;j \ . , . ~ Ll r .-.~>.~ ~.~~ HE CAN'T STAND THE RAIN, BUT D("~: t miss out on this summer's music festivals. she's about to take Lilith Fair They're on their way to a town near you. Saudiences by storm. So grab rhe nC-Jrt'Sr inflarable Hefty bag and BY MARISA LAUDADIO prepare 10 meer Missy "Misdemeanor" Ellior, rhe AsSISTANT EDITOR ulrimate hip-hop heroine. She can sing. She can dance. Nor 10 mcmion rap, wrire, arrange and HE SEASON OF SUMMER JOBS AND SUMMER SCHOOL IS AL\IOST produce. Here's an excerpt of U. Magazil/e's upon us, which means the cooped-up-on-a-beautiful-day blues imerview wirh rhe 511ptl Dllpl! Fly anisr. . can't be far behind. But don't fret, 'cause we've got just the remedy Q: When you first found out that Lilith Fair wanred you to perform this year, how did to turn that frown upside down - music. We're talking huge concerts you react? \'(fere you surprised thar rht!)' w3I1r T a and giant festivals, with bigger bands and more musical genres to choose from than ed hip-hop anist to join all of the guitar ever before. So take a load off and find the nearest fairgrounds, concert hall or big girls rhat dominared the tour lasr summer? A: I had ne\'er perlormed a long show ass amphitheater and get ready to rock, mosh, skank, rave, slam or groove - the for a pre choice is yours. dominantly white audi- ence, so I W'JS like, 'Why nor?' I had a lor oHun [ar Lilith's preview show in Miami last Decemberl, because ir was surprising [0 see rhar a lor of people our rhere knew rllt' words 10 my songs. It wasn't rhe way I rhoughr ir would be. When Sarah [Mclachlan] gor up rhere, I JUSt knew rhey'd know every word. Bur when I gO[ n? there, I said, 'I know rhey prob ably mighr bave seen "The Rain" \'ideo. bur rhey don'r know ir.' Bur when I ISHES DO INDEED CO:-'IE TRUE, NEED PROOF? JUST walked out, I saw a lot of people singing rhe words. , .. .. Q: What do you think Lilith's overall "ibt! will t!nd up like this summer? i ask Ks ChOice slllger/guitanst Sarah Beuens. It A: I rhink it's going ro be rcal !tm, .md nor even just forrhisvcJr coming up. bur for W.turns out all those crossed fingers, shooting stars more years u: com~ ... L~~irh, Fair is ?oing to ~ n~aj.or. Ir's b'O~ng r~ be rt-ally ~Jjor because Iand birthday blow-outs ""c~::.-::.~:::"''', _. '''''~r.'''1?-·'ry:=-r.'''''7:-1 }OU ger In ,It'\\ borh SIdes - rhe \\hlle people ger to see hO\\ we perform, ;: Ulith Fair'-' -.:{ ~ :..- ": ,·:-.~,'~/.:.:-L"~':' and we ger (0 sec how ir is (0 perfi)rm fora whircaudience. And if'S nor even are finally paying off for L~t Who~~tobe~; 'M~c~, ;,; jll~t a color rhing, bur jillt females gerring our rherc, doing rheir rhing. i the Belgian songstress. :~rOr LIIi1fI's soicood yea, Include Fair ~ Saiati'~! Q: How do you feci about Lilith's commitment to featuring only :-McladIIan,SbawnCaMn,PauiaCofe;SIletYC:'·;::~ female arrists or female-fronted bands? Is it a positive rhing or is it The evidence? Her band will l~crow am lite Indigo Glds. PowertIouses like >:;!j exclusionary? release rheir third album, COCOOII Cms", in May, and a month brer, they'll bring :< Missy "Mlsdemeanof" ~Iot, EIyI NE WEEK. THAT'S ALL ALANA DAVIS liAS LEFr [hicker-than-honey mcals - this til1le Olll. the di\'a-in-training is a hea,lIiner on the H.O.R.D.E. lIlur. A [() find new touring ban~l. pack hcr lile into "I am so psydlc" to he on it. you haw no idea:' she says. Oa tew suitcascs and preparc lor anorher six "H.O.R.D.E. soumis like the [summer lOuri that's got the most momhs away from homc. mix",1 b.ll,: of new music and people music. As a new anisr, to be grouped in with these musicians is just incredible." Th" singer/songwri[er has h""n touring non-stop sinc" hcr D.l\'is ,.IY' ,he', ne\'er really ;Il1ended any of the big sulllmcr - ddlllt album. millie II 01/ ,II,.• was rd"'l'ed I.tS[ 1:111. amI sh,,'s n,H tulll'. Ict alon" t:l1llured tilL" grin,lof hopping from city to city as "X • tOm( to u. . abolll In slow down now. Ali"r playing just a hamllill of d.lles un p.1I! of a hllg" Ics[i\'al production. So is thi, ~e\\' \(lrk nati\'e rl"Jdy j "M8gazioo's website at :," Lili[h F,lir's ,ecnn,1 ,t.lg" I.t,t Y";lr, D.l\'is i, prcp.lring In r"turn to thc lilr it? « www.umagazine.com for links and updates. summer li:s[il'al cirwit in a lew l1Iulllhs, Bill d,)[\'t lonk tn any scc "1t'1I he my lir,[ onc. an,l it'lI be Il.Irj." she says. "hill lit'c is ,m .c'tourr ' , ',' ;~ ,ind st.lge to hear th<· strllm of her guitar mix with [hose soultil!. t:xpt:ri"nce. I'm JUS[ going 10 throw ir up and Sl"e what coml'S down." \: F THE VANS WARPED TOUR IS YOUR FESTIVAL OF CHOICE THIS SU:-'I:-'IER, YOU'D, \lUTER, 1II,{,INl',' some KC. ivhmerpiecc to rhc show ,~ong wirh your [ickcr. Or a bonle of A- \. \bu [Li.'}:; GS,,;:.~j:;:c;~ Imight as well rhrow a fcw pounds of ground bcr:f in your bag [0 boor. After ;~l, it's 222iDS i not eycl)' day rim mcmbers of a cdcbr.ued punk band invirc you [0 a barlx'Cue. That's righr. A IMrhecue. \lad Religiun fmnnnan GRog Cranin is pulling Ol\l all [he .1[01" (no[ III mcmion a p.lir of tongs) [his summer as he amI hi, b.II1llm.II<'S prt:pare [0 serw up some h.mlenr" punk in 'UppO[( III' [h"ir upcoming alhllm. Nil StI!Jsr,IIlCI', in stOfl'S :-'!.I)' 5. OiTstage. howel'cr. is where [hc barllecllc conK'S in. The bJnd willile lunging OUl with I:ms inthcir \'cry own B.ld Religion tCIIl. a 600·sqllare-fiKll sp<.'CtJele [hat will t.... Jture a pir.lle r.ltlio s[ation and. lill YOII lIIell III\'crs ..111 ol,I·I:l,hiont:,1 bJtbt:.:llc grill. "hery night [hats where I'm going 1ll.:;11 my dinner." Granin says. "An,ll'ltlplc CIlI bring thcir dcmo t.II1<.'S .1I111 \\C·III'I.I~'[hem m'cr the air." He's not joking. although therc's one thing I:ms shoul,l know: "\X'c're not li.lhle filr h.ld (ooking." he s.IYs. Bu[ lI.ld Religion's punk philosophy is responsihle lilr inspiring Clll\lllbs 11.I1Il1s. including lII.my per limning on [his yelr:s \X';ll'pcd l"ur, like RlIlcid. Blink IS2 and ~OFX. Warped "\,'c'w mn illlo Ihl'Sl" l1<.tlple lilr so long. its like we'w .II\\'.I~'S l\IIng nut Illgcthcr. Ir's jll't going [0 k a hig ICsti\~u orti-ielllls," Cr.ltJin S,1}'S. "It's going 10 k prcll)' (001. 1t'1I proh.lbl)· he .lS dose to our gcncrJtimis \\'lllllbll)(k ,lS ,m)1hing. exccp[ [here \\"Jlit k .IIlY hippi,'S." K<.":p y"ur lingcr' crmse,!. • loo-boll. 1I11"lIliOIl ,Ill slUtlellls! ILul R..tigioll 1t'//IIlS III gin' ),Olt mallry - Jar J0ltr rt'i,Wl-h. Ihlll iJ: ('~'I II/lib,· tI,'Mils IIbOlt1 tilt' blllltl's SIIult"llt Irs'·,II'rb s,·hoLmbip ,1I11'1I'lIwlII,lglI.::ill".COIII. flltlfJlmy -Ibl' ,lpplit'llfliJII d,·,ullillt· is tlpl'iI30. 19 www_umagazine_com • Spring 1998 ":i.;:'~: Bob Marley Tho complofo Wai/DrII1967·1972 Psrl1 b k'.CHOICE e lBnBnm Jad \. Ie aitill L~"~, CL\.\!.t\:~ You can't refer to the 28 previously Cocoon Cn'" unreleased tracks on this 47 ·track album us raw. The 28 symbolize Double T Music Bob Morley's formative years. when he and the Wallers had not yet carved their Indelible rnmk into the reggae tree. They're classic. Ethereal percussion couples with Marley's trademark walls, push· ing the album to the spiritual border. The highlight? "Selassie Is The Chapel" in its entirety. Somewhat of a Holy Grall arnong Marley fans. BY LYNDA TWARDOWSKI TAYING POWER IN the full·length version of this song had only 26 original copies today's pressed. making it one of the most sought·after Morley recordings. Judging from the unbridled tracks of homespun, early jams is .as rare as an pleasure. Their sound? An that accompany "Selassle" and its rare 26 counterparts, this Rating System gent mesh of folk vocals, grunge trlple·CD box set is certain to be as coveted. accordion back· hooks and pop-optlmlsm~ Jerry Seinfeld ~ S "In Your Room" and "Believe," ing Eddie Vedder. But in a the kick-off tracks, play host to the ...... , JelT)' Springer Randy Trayls world of one·hit wonders, album's hallmark rapport between You Dnd You Alono there's an emerging band weighty lyrics and airy melodies, 1£'..'." Jheri Curl but you've got to try the whole album Dreamworks that might play a role in on for size. Why? There's no other way to ~ Jerry Falwell changing that. get a grasp of U,e band's ability to sweep frorn Intimate harmony to blazing cacoph. E3le1T)'l.ewis Behold the Belgian miracle: K's ony and back again. In an age where urban cowboys rule the Choice. Recouped and re-energlzed Decidedly Introspective and more country charts. the subterranean drawl of Randy Travis' cast iron after their little-known sophomore L'I1lOtiOnai than any of their past wori The Jesus Lizard are experiencing a resun ~clion. Sure. they're still shelling out the s 20 www.umagazine.com • Spring 1998 :::- ..... happens to her In both scenorios - if she catch· REEL DEAL ~ es the train and if she doesn't. A pretty cool idua Tho Objoct of fora movie, to be sure, My Affoct'on but wasn't Hu Sflid, SI1e While Jennifer Anlston SflicJ kind of like this? certainly doesn't want to be another Shelley Long, she ()t\':~, IJ 'i/ hll~'l:l!::=: alo;o Isn't going to overtook the obvious: "Frtends" can't Warner Bros. last forever. Ever see Wings of "I don't know, I can't Desire or its sequel Imagine us all stili living Faraway. So Close, two together In our 70s," she [BY .WILL LEITCH ~ wonderful films from says with a laugh, "I think German director Wim we may be pushing It, Wenders? Warner Bros. is ago-wise." 'l FYOU COULD SOMEHOW hoping YOll haven·t. Don't get her wrong; sho because it's remaking the couldn't be happier with tho ; combine these spring onctH:ultural phenomenon, classic original. Now, if you now mere sitcom that Is : filIIlS, everyone involved were remaking a foreign film about an angel giving .;: ''''Varner Bros. "Friends." But while other up his wings after falling in love with a human. who .; would be so much hap Friends David Schwimmer, . Why will people 'be paying extra close attention to.adoofy.· .' would you cast as the woman? Hint: it's a romantic Matt leBlanc and Matthew l comedy. about a couple of explorers .In the, 1800s?Not .: pier. If .'1/most Heroes' Chris drama/comedy. That's right, Meg Ryan. How about Perry are flopping on the .. ' because Ii has Matthew Perry and Parker posey: Not because',: .. the angel? No, Denzel and Travolta have already Farley could have run with big screen, Anlston has qu~ :, Spring 1998 • www.umagazine.com 2i CUTTING TUITION DOWN TO SIZE From rebates to freebies, For sludents like senior Joc McNeil, it's an ()n~r that's toO good to pass up. At schools are finding "My parcnts have always been supportive, hut my sister's ellterin!; college this year, and thin!;s are Clark U., innovative ways tight," says McNeil, who will enter the master:, to combat rising program lIext r.,II. "I know I wouldn't have Mass., been able In alTurd to go to grad school with tuition costs out this." students can get BY MARISA LAUDADIO ATTENTION BARGAIN i\SSIS'li\NT EDITUR SHOPPERS their ll.l.USTRATION IIY P,\"\" LEWIS, Although most of these tuition-break pro PENN STI\TE U. grams are tried and true, some schools and master's systems an: venturing into uncharted watcrs. degree in Hl'rl"s a brief look at the break.~: HAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN. • North Carolina's Queens College cut tuition by 27.5 percent for freshmen this ),car, one year At least that's how the old adage goes. saving them 53,750; next fall, Bluefield Collcge, And for the most part, that old nerd V,\., will chop students' bills by 24 perccnt, a savings (instead W of$2,070. Nt:wton was right. But wht:n it comes to • Saint Francis College of Indiana is olTering of the the rising costs of college tuition, free tuition to seniors who have attcnded the school there's nary a scit:ntitlc sleuth who for their first three years of undergraduate study. ThaI usual two) means next fit II 's incoming freshmen will save can make tht: equation tit. $10,710 if they make it to year four. and the • Lucky student., who attcnd public schools in \Xllw nllt? C~lirornia will pay 5 percent Icss in tuition cOSts this ycar. school will Bet~wen I ')8'i and I ')')6. the cost of ;1ltcndin!; a public thank.~ to the le!;islature and thc governor, who also dccid fi,ur-year school increased 77 perccnt. At privatc four-year cd to fre~"Ze tuition ror undcrgrads in the 1999-200U pick up schools. the increase was') I percellt. Ami ruition's already academic )'ear and for proressional students rronl up another 5 percent just this year, the same increase as last 19')8 to 2000. the tab )'ear. accordin!; to the Colle!;e Board. $20,500 But as alarming as those increases mi!;ht appear, College Board president GIMME A BREAK Donald Stewart savs thc" nced III be Brcak.. like thcse arc fcw and fIr in tuition taken in contexl .. For e~ample? The between. Entcr Congress. A special commis alone. majority of filil-timc undergraduates sion on college COSts asscmbled by the folks on attend sdwnls that charge les.' than Capitol H illmcr for months In determinc why costs are so $4,000 li,r luition and fee.'. PAYBACKS hi!;h and what can be done to Cut thcm down to size. "FoCllsing tOll much on the highest-priced institutions Their findings? Colleges need to make serious attempts \Xlilliam WOllds U .. Mo .. mi!;ht not have its own pre overstales Ihe problem and unduly abrms Ihe public," Stewart to contain co.'ts and m:tke a bctter elTort to inform parents paid plan, bUI administrators are ol1~rinl~ students some sa"s. "Headlines Ihal scream about the inllationortuition and and studcnts about why schools chargc what thcy tI.,. thing the)' think is even better - a rcbate plan. fe~s onl)' serve to inilale the fears of American I'ullilies." That's Congress for you - nothin!; ncw then:. But "1,;1,, Here's the deal: if undergrads attend full time allli grad " Slewart might be rigl1t, hUI 54,000 is still a lot of most of the suits arc just realizin!; what the rest or us h,,\, uate in four years. Ihey'li walk away wilh a check equalw the Illoney lill' a hudgel-cons<:ious collegian who has olher known for years, a few lawmakers are rhreatening 10 g~' amount Iheir luition has increased over those tillir years. expcnses like relll and lilOd. Sll whal's a sll'uggling sdlOl serious - colleges must take ill1mediate steps to slow ri, Bascd on projections of fi.nure increases, that means today's ar III do? ing ensts 01' Congress is goin!; to stcp in and do it for them. freshmen will each !;et $3,783 when they graduat<:. A,ide rrom the obvious coSt-cUI tel's - likl' l'aming Onl), time will tell if the bully approach will work. In "Ih'ally it was llone tll take the uncl'rtaint)' OUI of the scholarships or altl'n,ling a eOl11nlllnit)' college bclill'e rising COSIS or highcr education." the meantime, you may be able to take advantage of tilt" transl~ITin~ to a 1110rl'-l'xpl'nsive fiHlr-l'l'ar sdlnol - SlU says \,\'illiam \'\'oods sp"kl'sman d"nts, Ihci;·parl·llts. schollis and state.' :tre coming up with Bud Carlson. "Tuition is one innov;tliw way.~ III laltle the ttlitillit heast. thing we can control. This was an AVERAGE COLLEGE COSTS dli,rt to hell' parents ami students PREPAY TO PLAY plan ror their education." EOUR-YE~CHOOL FOUR-YEAR PRIVATE SCHOQl" tuition: $3,1U . tuition: $13,664 Instl'ad ,'f getting stuck paying li'r cnllc!;e after Ihe !:ICt books and supplies: $615 books and supplies: $615 likl' Sll man~' deht·l'idden studenls, Itlore I,tmilks are pay FREEBIES room & board: $4,152 room & board: $5,361 transportation: $572 ing luilion bills hcli>re their kids even get tltl're. Ask most cash-strapped stu transportation: $535 Nineteen slatcs indudin!; Vir!;inia and Massachusetts other: $1.344 other: $1.027 ·Iex;.,. dents if the,,'d like to stick around TOTAL: $9,794 TOTAL: $21,202 'llrl\llly have prepaid llIition or college s;win!;s plans in place, for an extr'a vear of .'c1tool, and allllmlll'e than 7'iO.lllJO children arc currenti\' enrolled in these you'll hear ; re.,ounding "No!" pmgr,ultS, which have am;.,sl'll a whopping $3.2 billion so Elf, But what if it was grad school - according to the ColIl'!;e Sowings Plan Nel,... ork. :tllli it was free? federal taX brcak plan that kicks in next fall. which includl' ;tIt polic~"" "It's like insurance says Alana Ackerman, a That's the deal Clarke U .. Mass .. and Lehigh U .. \la., $40 billion in credits for students and their f.~l11ilies ""L' sophomore at Florida A&1v\ U. witose parents enrolled her 'Ire olTcring. Smdents can get their master's degree in one the next five years. Among the perks: a $1,500 tax cred, in Florida's prepaid plan when she was in elementary year (instead of the usual two) and thcir school will pick up lor first- and second-vear students and a $1,000 to $2,OU' school. "You're ensured an education in higher learning." the tab. The catch? The)"vc gOt to !;radu;tte in IilUr years break ror juniors and'scniors. It's not much, but it's a star: Ami eamin!;. Ackerman's f,tther estimates that his Elmil)' and maintain a 3.25 undergrad GI'A for Clarke's program And you can take th:tt to the bank. saves aboul $2,000 a year bccause of the prepaid plan. and a 3.5 for Lehigh's. Some statcs. such as i\'\issis~ippi, allow students to usc At Clarke, studellts save $20.500 in tuition alone for Marlsa Laudadlo would like to thank the U. of Florldi the program III cowr tuition arod room and board even if their Ilfth vear, not to mclltion the $24,')70 in tuition, and special contributors VISA, MasterCard, Discover the)' dloose to attend ;tIt out-ol:state or private school. roOI11 and board for the sixth year they won't need. and American Express for footing her tuition bill, 22 www.umagazine_com • Spring 1998 ::-.: ':-'1 A SPORTS NU'I: MANY A SUNDAY BY WILL LEITCH BY LYNDA TWARDOWSKI OU CAN SAY WIII\'I' YOU ~~ aFwrI100n has been spent barely ASSISTANT EDITOR ASSISTANT EI)ITOR will abollt golE You can ~ budging from the couch while Ysay it's ditist. You can Illilllllcssly watching pituitary cases say it's a Ia".y game. You can, LlCkle each other. 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