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No Baby For You! 26 new hilarious tracks from the king of .

New Jersey native Jim Norton is best known for his unique point of view and outspoken humor. As a comedian he has toured the country performing in front of sold out crowds. He is a Times best-selling author, , and television host. Each day Jim is listened to by millions of devoted fans on the Opie & Anthony Radio Show for Sirius/XM Radio, which began over a decade ago in 1999. Jim is a re-occurring guest on The Tonight Show with and frequents the late night talk show circuit as well with credits including The Late Show with David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Jim’s first book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch was published in July 2007. It spent several weeks on the bestseller list, which serves as a testament to his growing popularity. This New York Times best-seller is a collection of Jim’s personal journal entries, raunchy sex stories, embarrassing star sightings, and pathetic childhood memories. Jim’s second book, I Hate Your Guts, also became a New York Times best-seller upon its release in Artist Jim Norton November 2008. Title No Baby For You! Selection # BS-301 On television, Jim hosts HBO’s Down and Dirty with Jim Norton. Down and Dirty is a four- UPC 729440819125 episode series showcasing new stand-up comedians. Jim was most recently seen in Please Prebook 11/06/12 Be Offended his one hour stand-up special and Monster Rain, his one-hour HBO stand- Street Date December 11th 2012 up show. He also starred in HBO’s Lucky as well as in ’s Tough Crowd with . As indicated above, he has performed on many of the late night talk shows Retail $16.95 and had a half-hour special on HBO’s One Night Stand, and has been featured on both Jimmy Genre Comedy Kimmel Live and Last Call with Carson Daly. Run Time 47:30:00 Box Lot 30 In addition to radio, books, TV and touring, Jim has released three CD’s of his stand-up Label EatABullet / BseenMedia comedy: 2002’s Yellow Discipline, 2003’s Trinkets I Own Made From Gorilla Hands, and 2011's Format CD Despicable.

Jim’s first inkling and inspiration to becoming a comedian came at age 12 when he saw ’s special Richard Pryor: Live in Concert. He wound up in rehab at 17, dropped out of high school the next year, then started signing up for open-mic nights at local bars at 21. Often pegged as an ‘angry comic’ because of his raunchy brand of humor, Jim argues the only labels in comedy that truly matter are ‘funny,’ ‘original,’ and ‘hack.’

Track Listing 1. A CUTE THING TO SAY Marketing/Advertising 2. STRAIGHTENING OUT A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DATE  Display Advertising Campaign 3. SEX WITH THE RETARDED  Online Advertising Viral Widgets 4. A SHITTY BUGGY RIDE 5. CLOWNING AROUND IN DEALEY PLAZA  Facebook Advertising 6. I WAS ALMOST A BURN VICTIM  Heavy rotation on Sirius/XM and Clear 7. YOU GELLIN’? 8. SHITTY WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR SHITTY GUILT Channel's 24/7 Comedy Network. 9. THE MUSLIMS ARE RIOTING  Plugs on radio show. 10. BLACKS ON A PLANE 11. CHECKING OUT MIDDLE EASTERN GUYS  Jim's previous album “Despicable” was 12. I’M DOMINANT SEXUALLY featured on Fox New's “Hannity” and “Red 13. SPANKIN’ A BITCH TOO HARD 14. MY TITTIES Eye” as well as The Tonight Show with Jay 15. THE LEFTY Leno. 16. SIZE MATTERS 17. MANDATORY AIDS TEST  Posts on Jim's of 213,000+ and 18. CONDOMS SUCK Facebook of 55,000+. 19. BIRTH CONTROL AND PEDOPHILES 20. NO BABY FOR YOU!  Online blog and news features from 21. SLAPPING A GAL WITH MY COCK laughspin.com and many other comedy 22. THE NIPPLE FLICKER 23. MY SHITTY LIMP DICK related websites 24. PENILE ABUSE 25. LUNCH WITH HER EX 26. THE WORLD’S WETTEST VAGINA

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