Sewer Rat 4.95 COCKTAILS Archers, Kahlua, Vodka and OJ COCKTAILS WITH NO JUICE COSMOPOLITAN Absolute Stress 4.95 Sex on the Beach (Try the other Sex on the Beach) 4.95 Beasty Lumberjack Bayley 4.95 Cosmalize 5.50 Archers, Malibu, Vodka, CJ and PJ Archers, Vodka, CJ and OJ Apple Sourz, Elderflower Cordial, Lime and Lemonade Alizé Gold, Absolut Citron, CJ and Lemon Juice Alien Secretion 4.95 Sloe Comfortable Screw 5.50 Black Russian 4.95 Cosmopolitan (Original) 4.95 PRESENTS Malibu, Midori, Vodka and PJ Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, Vodka and OJ Kahlua, Vodka and Coke Cointreau, Vodka, Lime and CJ Artlantic 4.95 Smoking Rum 4.95 Blue Lagoon 4.95 Cosmoquila 5.50 THE COCKTAILS LIST Amaretto, Blue Curaçao, Spiced Rum, Lime and AJ Bacardi Oakheart, Lime, AJ and Ginger Beer Blue Curaçao, Vodka and Lemonade Cointreau, Gold Tequila, Lime and CJ The following pages contains a selection of Cocktails. Black Cat 4.95 Southern Hurricane 4.95 Burnage 4.95 Mismo (Midori Cosmopolitan) 5.50 These concoctions have been selected and created with Cherry Brandy, Vodka, CJ and Coke Bols Strawberry, SoCo Cherry, OJ and Grenadine Archers, Southern Comfort, Lime and Ginger Beer Absolut Citron, Midori, Lemon and CJ care for your enjoyment or as a perfect accompaniment to your meal. Cherry Sweetheart 4.95 Spice & Men 5.50 D Special Juice 4.95 Cherry Brandy, Midori, Vodka, PJ, OJ and CJ Bacardi Oakheart, Cointreau, Amaretto and PJ Cointreau, Crème de Cassis, Midori, CJ and Coke MARGARITA MOCKTAILS (N0N-ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS) Curious Comfort 4.95 Star Burst 4.95 Fool’s Gold (Are you a fool? Order and find out!) 4.95 Lychee Margarita 5.95 Blue Curaçao, Southern Comfort and PJ Bols Strawberry, Cointreau, Passoa and OJ Gold Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon & Lime, Coke and Tabasco Kwai Feh, Tequila, and Lime Juice (Sugar Rim) Apple Virgin Mojito 4.50 Extremely Drunk (After a few you will be) 4.95 Stranger’s Dangers 4.95 Incredible Hulk 4.95 Margarita 4.95 Lime, Mint, Sugar, AJ and Soda Jägermeister, Tequila, Vodka, CJ and Grenadine Sambuca, Cherry Brandy, OJ, PJ and Grenadine Midori, Vodka and Lemonade Tequila, Triple Sec and Lime Juice (Salt Rim) Berry Sweetheart 3.00 Fuzzy Navel 4.95 Surfing on Red or Orange Acid 4.95 LA Iced Tea 5.50 Midorita 4.95 Cranberry and apple juice shaken with honey Archers, Vodka and CJ Archers, Jägermeister, and OJ or CJ Gin, Midori, Triple Sec, Rum, Vodka, Lime, and Soda Midori, Tequila, and Lime Juice (Salt Rim) Cranberry Cooler 3.00 Fuzzy Shark 4.95 Sweaty Virgin 4.95 London Sunset 5.50 Cranberry and orange juice topped with lemonade and Peach Margarita 4.95 Archers, Blue Curaçao and OJ Amaretto, Midori, Vodka, OJ and CJ Gin, Malibu, Midori, Vodka, Lemonade and Grenadine Archers, Tequila, Triple Sec, and Lime Juice (Sugar Rim) squeeze of fresh lime Gingerbread Man 5.50 The Big Easy 5.50 Long Island Iced Tea 5.50 Shakers Dream 3.00 Redneck Margarita 5.95 Bacardi Superior, Tuaca, AJ and Ginger Beer Triple Sec, Southern Comfort, OJ and Ginger Ale Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, Rum, Vodka, Lime and Coke Jack Daniels, Triple Sec, and Lime Juice (Salt Rim) Cranberry juice and pineapple juice shaken, top with lem Green Haze 5.50 Thunder Storm 4.95 Purple Rain 4.95 St. Clements 3.00 Spanish Margarita 5.95 Crème De Menthe, Hendricks Gin and PJ Malibu, Midori and OJ Archers, Blue Curacao, Vodka, Lemonade and Grenadine Licor 43, Tequila, and Lime Juice (Salt Rim) Orange Juice and Bitter Lemon Hairy Cherry 4.95 Total Recall (You will recall nothing!) 4.95 Rocket Fuel (Will mess with your senses) 4.95 Tropical Ale 3.00 Turquoise Margarita 4.95 Archers, Cherry Brandy, Tequila, Grenadine and OJ Bacardi Oro, SoCo, Tequila, Lime, OJ and CJ Archers, Sambuca, Vodka, Lemonade and Grenadine Blue Curaçao, Tequila, and Lime Juice (Salt Rim) Pineapple juice, ginger ale and grenadine in a glass Hairy Navel 4.95 Tropical Princess 4.95 Singapore Sling 4.95 Banana Colada 3.50 Archers, Vodka and OJ Passoa, White Crème de Cacao, White Rum and PJ Cherry Brandy, Gin, Lemon & Lime and Ginger Ale FOR THE LADIES (NOT FOR MEN! You Been Warned!) Banana, coconut cream, pineapple juice blended with ice Hawaiian Volcano 5.50 Tutti Frutti 4.95 Summer Breeze 5.50 Fruit Freeze 3.50 Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Vodka, Grenadine, PJ and OJ Midori, Passoa, Tequila, and CJ Absolut Vodka, Apple Schnapps, Elderflower and Lemonade An Elbow in the Boobs 5.50 Orange, passion and mango juices blended with ice & Home Wrecker (It will be, if you drink this) 5.50 Cointreau, Dry and Sweet Martini, Bacardi and Citrus Juice poured into cranberry juice Two Smoking Barrels 5.50 COLLINS Jägermeister, Midori, Tequila and CJ Bacardi Oakheart, Southern Comfort and AJ Banana Banshee 4.95 Rainbow Cooler 3.75 Jägermonster 5.50 Brandy Collins 6.50 Crème De Bananas, Cacao White, Cream Passion, orange & pineapple juice shaken with lime and a Umbongo 4.95 Jägermeister, Grenadine and OJ Passoa, Vodka, OJ and Ginger Ale Cognac, Lemon, Lime, Gomme and Soda Blood 4.95 dash of grenadine crushed ice Elderflower Collins 6.50 Campari, Cherry Brandy and OJ (Grenadine Rim) Coco Colada 3.50 Juicy Lucy 4.95 Blue Curaçao, Gin, Vodka, OJ and Lemonade BLENDED COCKTAILS (WITH FRESH FRUITS) Bombay Sapphire, Elderflower, Lemon, Gomme and Soda Camelia (Been told it tastes like Fairy Liquid!?) 5.95 Virgin Pina Colada - Coconut cream, cream and pineapple Bols Green Tea, Bacardi, Limoncello, Elderflower, Honey juice shaken with ice June Bug 4.95 Brazilian Monk 6.95 Passion Fruit Collins 5.50 Crème De Bananes, Malibu, Midori, Lime and PJ Frangelico, Kahlúa, Bols Cacao Brown and Ice Cream Absolut Vodka, Passion Fruit, Lemon, Gomme and Soda Ginbilee (Toast The Queen’s Jubilee) 7.50 Coco Berry 3.75 Bombay Sapphire, Tonic, Ginger Ale, Mint and Lime Strawberries & banana blended with coconut cream and a Just Turned Legal (That’s what they all say) 4.95 Choco Crapachino 6.95 Pears and Mango Collins 5.50 squeeze of fresh lime Sambuca, Vodka, Lime, OJ and CJ Baileys, Kahlúa, Vodka, Cream, and Chocolate Ice Cream Absolut Pears, Mango Puree, Lemon, Gomme and Soda Naked Lady 4.95 Klingon Blood Wine (Tasty! In some way) 5.50 Chunky Monkey 6.50 Raspberry Collins 5.50 Apricot Brandy, Sweet Martini, White Rum, Grenadine Passion Cooler 3.75 and Citrus Juice Passion, mango, orange & pineapple juice blended with Gold Rum, Tequila, Grenadine, Tabasco and CJ Kahlúa, Malibu, Cream, Ice Cream, Sugar Cane and Banana Absolut Raspberri, Lemon, Lime, Gomme and Soda banana & crushed ice La Bomba 4.95 Drunken Monkey 5.95 Tom Collins (Classic) 5.50 No Knickers (Order if you have NO Knickers on!) 5.50 Archers, Bombay Gin, Crème de Cassis, Elderflower and Bora Bora Cooler 3.75 Cointreau, Gold Tequila, PJ, OJ and Grenadine Crème De Bananes, Dark Rum, White Rum, Banana and PJ Bombay Sapphire, Lemon, Lime, Gomme and Soda Whisky Collins 6.50 White Wine Passion, guava, and pineapple juice blended with strawber- Leg Spreader (Order! Drink! Show us your move!) 4.95 Good Morning 5.95 Orgasm (Screaming) 5.50 ries, banana & ice Apricot Brandy, Malibu, Midori, CJ and PJ Baileys, Tia Maria, Espresso, Sugar Cane and Ice Cream Bourbon, Lemon, Lime, Gomme and Soda Coco Chee 4.00 Amaretto, Baileys, Kahlua and Cream Long Island Sunset 4.95 King Kong 5.95 CREAMY COCKTAILS St. Germain 5.50 Lychee, lychee juice, coconut cream, sugar syrup blended Archers, Spiced Rum, Lime, CJ Crème De Bananes, Malibu, White Rum, Banana, OJ and PJ Dry White Wine, Elderflower Liqueur and Soda Water with ice Love Junk 4.95 Laura’s Surprise 5.95 Baywatch 4.95 Strawberry Ice Tea 4.00 Archers, Midori, Vodka and AJ Spiced Rum, Fresh Banana, Fresh Strawberries, and PJ Galliano, Vodka, Cream and Orange Juice Frozen strawberries blended with honey and green tea Mai Tai 4.95 Lava Flow 5.95 Blue Hawaiian 5.50 MARTINI Bacardi, Blue Curaçao, Coconut Cream, Cream and PJ Sunrise Blend 4.00 Amaretto, Dark Rum, White Rum, OJ, PJ and Grenadine Malibu, Bacardi, Strawberries & Banana, PJ and Cream Appletini 5.50 Strawberries, Banana, OJ and PJ blended with honey Mangobango 4.95 Monkey Booze 5.95 Cocaine Lady 4.95 Vodka, Sour Apple Schnapps and AJ Virgin Lyginple 4.00 Archers, Midori, Mango Juice, Lemonade and Grenadine Crème De Bananas, Kahlua, Bacardi, Mango, Banana and MJ Amaretto, Kahlúa, Vodka, Cream and Coke Classic Martini 5.50 Crushed lychee & ginger, shaken with apple juice & Melonberry 4.95 Omar 5.50 Green Eyes 5.50 Gin, Dry Vermouth and Olive crushed ice Kahlúa, Midori, Lime and CJ Baileys, Cream, Fresh Banana, Sugar Syrup and Grenadine Bacardi, Midori, Coconut Cream, Cream and PJ Elderflower Martini 6.50 Coco Choco 4.50 Naughty & Spice 5.50 Rum Bamboozle 5.95 Kawaii Jou (Yes! She is!) 4.95 Żubrówka Bison Grass, Dry Vermouth and St Germain Chocolate ice cream blended with chocolate syrup, coconut Kahlúa, Midori and Cream Bacardi Oakheart, AJ, PJ and Ginger Ale White & Dark Rum, Malibu, Mango, MJ, PJ and Grenadine Gingerpear Martini 5.50 cream and sprinkled with chocolate flakes The Gorilla Special 9.95 Mad Cow 6.95 Absolut Pears, Cartron Ginger, Gomme, and Lemon Strawberry Crazy 4.50 Ninja Turtle 4.95 Hendricks Gin, Blue Curaçao and OJ 151 Rum, Bols Strawberry, Banana, Strawberries, PJ and 151 Rum, Kahlúa and Cream Lychee Martini 6.50 Frozen strawberries blended with cream, strawberry syrup Pajama Jackhammer 4.95 Ice Cream Pina Colada 5.50 Absolut Vodka, Kwai Feh Lychee, Lychee Juice and ice cream Very Berry Delicious 7.50 Bacardi, Malibu, Coconut Cream and PJ Mango Tango 4.50 Archers, Blue Curaçao, Vodka and GJ Sweet Martini 5.50 Cherry Brandy, Crème de cassis, Strawberry Liqueur, CJ, White Russian 4.95