Editors-in-Chief Ryan Henderson Steve Muchena The Caveat Lector Tom Posyniak Kristél Kriel VOLUME 8, ISSUE 1 Sachia Longo* Graham Christie* LETTER FROM THE EDITORS Margi Margit* Alyssa Vassos* Sarah Miller* Greetings and welcome back to the College of Law! Design Kristél Kriel You’re in for a real treat. This is a very special year for a number of rea- Sarah Miller* sons. First, as you may already know, this is the College of Law’s Cen- tennial Year. And of course, you’re also aware that we’re the oldest, and Contributors therefore best, law school in western Canada. The entire year will have Peter Kazman frequent reminders of Centennial celebrations, so stay tuned. Tom Posyniak Ryan Henderson Todd Lucyk The second reason it is such a special year is because we have a new Luke Coupal Dean. Dean Anand hails from the U of A and will be taking the reigns of Wilf Tucker the U of S for the next five or so years. The Caveat Lector has an exclu- Kristél Kriel sive interview with the Dean in this issue. We spared no detail, sniffed out Sean Fagan every juicy piece of gossip, and dug deep and hard – all for our readers. Look for hard-hitting questions like: “What is your name?” “Do you think Disclaimer Ryan should grow a handle-bar moustache?” “Do you play foos?” and The Editors of the Caveat Lec- “Do you want to play right now?” Remember, the Caveat Lector is your tor, in their infinite wisdom, do number one source for nonsense reporting. not necessarily endorse or con- done the opinions included herein. The submisions are the Of course, before we get to all the fun, we at the Caveat wish to extend views of your peers. Take it up our warmest welcome to the new first year class. Like true heroes, you, with them. dear first years, answered the call. The Caveat’s torch will be passed. A new generation of lazy and narcissistic failed journalism and political sci- Misson Statement ence majors will run the show next year when the current third year staff The Caveat Lector exists to hangs up our journalist fedoras. be redundant. It also exists to publish and make available in- formation and creative works See, their names are right there (to your left). We aren’t making this up. from law students for law stu- We actually found fivechumps great people who were enthusiastic to do dents, all the while maintaining a standard of journalistic integ- bitch work editing! (* denotes said great people). rity. Well maybe not integrity but something close. So, College of Law, enjoy this year of transition. Any and all errors, inac- curacies, ad hominem attacks, and profanities are the responsibilities of Address the first year editing staff. They apologize in advance. Caveat Lector c/o College of Law The Editors 15 Campus Drive Saskatoon, SK. S7N 5A6

E-Mail [email protected] EL PRESIDENTE By: Peter Kazman, LSA President

As your president (even if you people, and can result in didn’t vote for me), I would like to ridicule from upper year welcome all of the new students at students. Regardless of the College of Law! You are prob- what you might think, ably already tired of hearing this everyone who is in the col- but getting in is the hardest part of lege is academically gifted; law school. Still don’t believe it? give the ego a rest and Ask the third years if they remem- move on! ber seeing me in first year class- es… not only am I still here, but Another word of advice: they elected me to run the show! we are a small college. That being said, welcome back to Everyone talks to everyone, all upper year students! I trust you so know that what you say all had a great summer full of ar- about others is likely to be ticling application madness (don’t passed on. Think about you first years worry - you still get that and act accordingly. a full two years of procrastination time before you have to dive into On a happier note, wel- the job hunting process). come to the Bell Curve System!!! They will tell Previous presidents have tried to you that it doesn’t exist, but entice their readers with serious no one buys it! For those I’m sure you’ll learn who the real and seemingly deep articles full of of you who aren’t familiar with foosball sharks are by the time advice. That’s not my style. I take a this concept, let me give you the October comes around). It’s also more laid-back approach to writing CAN’s version: If you are per- the central hub for wine and cheese articles. This should act more so as forming at the same level as your events, the selling of tickets for a casual reassurance for first years: classmates, you will all get 60s and most of our L.S.A. events, and beyond the books, classes, CANs, 70s. Take a minute and just let that most of our pizza lunches (We are exams, moots, memos, and papers, sink in. This is not to say that you working on a new supplier, don’t law school can be the most enter- cannot have marks similar to your worry). [From the Caveat editors— taining (or most trying), three years undergrad glory days, where walk- also check out room 150 when of your life. ing into class got you an 85. You’ll there are guest speakers—they can just need to work your ass off for it blab about whatever the hell they this time around! want if we’re getting a free lunch. Don’t feel bad about ditching when “Law When studying in the library you you’re full either]. will notice that sometimes upper year students will stare daggers at Spare Time school is other students and refer to them as “SNAILS.” You will learn what Yes I said it, spare time. Now, you this term stands for later, and you’ll might be saying, “But Peter, this what you hate them too by mid-November. is law school. We have a hundred There have been SNAIL extermi- pages of readings each week! We make it nation strategies enacted by previ- have assignments!! HOW CAN ous upper year students, but the YOU TELL ME I HAVE SPARE infestation has persisted despite our TIME!?!?!?” To which I would out to be.” best efforts. reply, post-slap across the face, “Simmer down. You’re being dra- If the Lounge is where you plan matic.” School Life: on spending most of your time, you better know your way around Law school is a lot of work and Now that you’re here please, a foosball table. If you don’t, the readings are tedious, but few peo- PLEASE refrain from comparing upper years will wipe the floor ple can function effectively with- your LSAT scores and undergrad with you between classes (not out social interaction and taking degrees. This does not impress me personally, I’m too nice, but some time to relax. It’s a scientific fact. The best strategy is to stay Just saying!!!) [From the Caveat organized and perfect a little thing If you are still sceptical about your Editors: not gonna happen]. called “Time Management.” ability to balance work and play, then by all means do not take this That about wraps up this part of the I could tell you about all of the as a “must do” article. Even by lectu- I mean rambl- ...article. But amazing school related events you taking the few quick minutes to if there is anything I’ve missed feel can participate in during the year. peruse this outstanding collection free to go to the Caveat team with I could tell you about all of the of literary brilliance you will find your inquiries or comments and amazing restaurants, concert ven- yourself more relaxed, maybe even maybe they’ll let me rant again. ues, sporting attractions, bars and chuckling here and there. The point Also, if anyone ever wants to chat clubs that surround the University, is that you should not limit yourself or needs help, there is a counselling but you all have Google, Face- to just the classroom while you are service offered in Place Riel, But book, And PAW’s. ALWAYS check here. The beauty of our college be- they’re probably pretty busy, so PAW’s!!! ing as selective as it is, is that it re- you can also bug me from time to ally does allow you to meet and get time down in the L.S.A. office. However, if you are looking for to know almost everyone that you some unique experiences that may will be attending classes with. Now Law school is what you make it out not make the mainstream commu- you’re not going to love everybody. to be. Don’t be afraid to try new nication lines, I urge you to talk to It’s a given that some personalities things and every once in a while the upper year students. By now, just don’t mix, But I urge you all to take a night off and enjoy yourself! both the second and third years make as many contacts as you can have spent enough time around while you charge through first year Cheers! here to either fill you in on, or in- (third years, if you’re reading this, vite you to, special events. you could be a little more social to- DEAR PLUMBEUS

Dear Plumbeus, across North America (for Calgary may affect your future employment I am a first year student. I didn’t get OCIs) or climbing mount Kiliman- and happiness for the next three to any interviews in Saskatchewan. I jaro and doing a well-meaning but five years. Don’t fuck it up. didn’t get any Calgary OCIs. Ed- useless internship (for everywhere Should you get a date for first year monton rejected me. Vancouver is else). Be sure to crush your first formal? Absolutely. Going stag too good to even entertain thoughts year marks while you’re at it. Al- (or stagette, for you losers of the of hiring a first year student. Am ternatively, throw your classmates female persuasion), is social sui- I screwed? Should I give up now? under the bus. Then come back for cide to the nine hundredth degree. What should I do? second year summer interviews. You may not remember your high You’ll do just fine. school prom – all the wonderful Many thanks, dancing, great outfits, vomiting, - Stressed and Unemployed First Dear Plumbeus, police busts and so on – but you Year What’s first year formal all about? will absolutely remember all the Should I get a date for it? What’s pitiful souls who go to this event Dear SUFY, the proper way to ask her out? by themselves. Do yourself a fa- In response to your questions: (1) vour and find a female law student Yes. (2) Yes. (3) Find a small clos- Cheers, who can stand to spend an hour et, curl up into the foetal position, - Single White Male First-year Law near you and hang on to her like and commence weeping. Rinse and Student grim death. repeat. Dear SWMFYLS, As for asking someone out to the I’m just pulling your leg. You’re First year formal, contrary to formal, my standard advice is not really screwed – just temporar- what the name might suggest, is a to always be upfront. Look her ily shit out of luck. First year sum- night where the entire college gets straight in the eyes and ask: “Do mer jobs are the legal profession’s together at a fancy hotel in down- you want to go to the formal with golden ticket: they don’t hand out town Saskatoon for some funny me?” Most girls at the College of many. Don’t give up - just drive speeches, a classy dinner, and Law will appreciate your candour that not-so-subtle rejection deep some regrettable dancing. Suit-up and confidence. And if that doesn’t down into your gut and reformat it buckeroo, and when I say suit-up, I work, glom on to a group of guys as ceaseless ambition for your sec- mean it. There’s an unspoken com- and girls and spread rumours about ond year. Next, use your first year petition for the best suit and dress. I the girl who rejected you all night. summer to create experiences, such recommend a full tux. Spare no ex- Easy peasy. as big game hunting and driving pense. How you look on this night INTERVIEW WITH THE DEAN By: Tom Posyniak and Ryan Henderson Dean Anand, husband and father lem – and I don’t necessar- of three, was born in Westlock, Al- ily believe there is – I think berta (close to Barrhead, if that it is more of an historical helps anyone), and was raised problem. Saskatchewan in St. Albert (no, he doesn’t know historically was common- Jerome Iginla). He obtained his ly associated with an agrar- preciate it later, but it was very painful undergraduate degree from the ian economy. It was a “have-not” at the time. University of Alberta, and his law province, but is no longer. I would degree from Osgoode Hall. Fol- argue we have an even more diver- Caveat: What courses would you lowing law school, he articled with sified economy than Alberta. Our add or make mandatory? the Attorney General and worked image, at least in Western Cana- Evidence should be mandatory. It with the Youth Criminal Defence da – and I don’t mean to pick on is bizarre that you can graduate law Office. Dean Anand later obtained Eastern Canada – is one of the top school without knowing how to prove his Masters of Law from the U of tier law schools. The U of S has a anything. Generally, I’d like to see A and his PhD from Osgoode Hall. strong reputation among judges, more mandatory courses. Mandatory He worked for the Attorney Gen- firms (public & private), NGO’s: courses mean students have core com- eral doing criminal appeals in be- you name it. That’s largely because petencies, which law firms appreciate. tween degrees. It was following this we take teaching very seriously. While U of S students are particularly role that he returned the academic savvy at determining which courses world, taking on an role first at the Caveat: Ok. Here’s a curveball: are essential, this would ensure that U of S and then at the U of A. From You’re on a desert island. You they have what they need. I’d also like there, he returned as our new Dean get three comrades on this is- to explore the idea of mandatory sec- of the College of Law. land. You can select one Supreme ond and third year courses, such as ev- Court Justice, one current Fac- idence, corporate law, family law, and Caveat: What are your first im- ulty member, and one politician maybe even a commercial law course pressions from any era. Who would you [like secured financing]. “Saskatoon of Saska- choose, and tell us why. I’d also love to see a mandatory expe- toon so Politician: I’d say Nelson Mande- riential learning opportunity. I don’t is a great far? la: his courage, inspiration – I think want to turn us into a trade school, but Saska- he’d be the type of guy you’d want it really helps students establish their city... [I]t toon is a to hang out with. One of the things professional identity. The argument great city. I admire about Mandela was that against this is that this is taught in It has all he didn’t seek power, but he did the articling, but the articling experience has all the the ameni- best he could, and he knew when to is notoriously uneven, and we don’t ties of a big step down. There’s a lesson to be know what the future of articling will big city at- city. The learned there, even for a new Dean. hold. Ontario is currently studying the campus is Supreme Court Justice: I think practicality of articling. In the USA, gorgeous. it would be the late Chief Justice you don’t article. I could see the prov- tractions It has a Lamer, for his constitutionalisation inces getting rid of articling, and this beautiful of criminal law and criminal proce- would alter the expectations of what with a small downtown, dure. Lamer or Wilson or Dickson, law schools have to teach. beside a any of the three, would be among town feel.” beautiful my choices. They were giants in Caveat: Serious question: law stu- river val- early Charter jurisprudence. dent unemployment: Ontario’s ley. But it A faculty member? Jeez. I would problem or the future of the Cana- also has that friendliness that can want the physically strongest per- dian legal sector? be sometimes absent from big cit- son I could find – Rob Flannigan. I don’t think so. I think it’s more that ies…like Toronto [direct quote]. In Incidentally, I’d want him in a fight we’re facing a dispersal problem with other words, it has all the big city too. He’s a very strong swimmer, lawyers. You find the stiff competi- attractions with a small town feel. which would help. His physical tion in Toronto and Ottawa. If you presence would be necessary. look outside of these large urban cen- Caveat: Do you think the U of tres, typically there are jobs available. S has an image problem? Is it a Caveat: What was your lowest There’s only a problem of too many “Safety School?” mark in first year? lawyers in certain locales. No, I don’t think the U of S is a Tort Law was the lowest. I hated it “safety school.” We get a lot of stu- because it was taught through the Caveat: So, a U of A guy. Are you dents from outside of Saskatche- prism of critical legal studies. As a enjoying being a born-again Riders wan, but I think that’s a strength. To first year law student it was com- fan? the extent there is an image prob- pletely confusing. I learned to ap- I was never a huge Eskimos fan [+1 point]. I don’t know if you’re going to like this, but I was is a valid concern of alumni. I think this is mostly always more of an Alouettes fan [Caveat: Oooooooh! an issue in large firms (i.e. Bay Street), where they (turns head and spit) -900 points]. I’m a Canadiens fan just look at grades and don’t bother to read the letter [If he had said Maple Leafs fan, the explaining the curve. If there’s an issue, that’s it, but “...I`m a interview would have been over at I think even those firms are getting better. that point], which led me to cheer for the Alouettes and the Expos. When Caveat: The current cost of tuition is very reason- Riders the Alouettes folded up in the 80s, able here. Is the cost of law school going to con- I stopped watching football until I tinue to rise? fan. My moved back to Saskatoon, so I can If you’re asking me whether we are going to continue honestly say I’m a Riders fan [Ca- to be a bargain, the answer is yes. We have the low- veat: good answer]. My kids all have est tuition in the country, and I see that continuing, as kids all Rider gear. both the U of S and our government are committed to accessible education. Keep in mind, though, that Caveat: Are you preparing your most university students come from the middle and have Rid- first year formal speech? You know upper class. One could argue that keeping costs low that you have to make fun of the is providing these classes a subsidy. For those in the er gear. ” third year class. We have dirt on lower socio-economic strata, the real barrier is not everyone, if you need some. Ev- tuition, but the lost opportunity cost of not working. eryone. I’d like to see innovation programs that work on that Ahh – A class I am getting to know area. quite well because of my Crim Pro class. Yes, I am getting I don’t want to to know some of the traditions here at the College of Law, see high debt- but I’ll probably need some help there. [Editors: payback loads, as it can time!]. drive law stu- dents into the Caveat: As a lawyer, we know you’re a suit man. Con- more lucrative gratulations. Tip of our top hat to you, sir. What would areas of the law. you say are your style leanings? I like low tuition, For me, I gotta tell you this: I’m colour-blind. The big until it impacts thing is making sure I am colour-coordinated. I have to the quality of ask my wife and daughters for help; not my son, I’m wor- education. For ried that he may be colour-blind too. My best tip is to example, we make sure your socks, shoes, and belt match. On the suit were very close as a whole, I don’t have to wear a tie [Editors: guess that to having to can- answers our future dress code question], though I like ties. cel our securi- Unfortunately, in that respect, it seems there is a Dean ties moot this dress code. [The Caveat must state its position clearly year. Moots are here: the tie is the cornerstone of civilization.] great experi- ences, but very Caveat: Do you have any plans to change entrance re- draining on our quirements or quotas? The Caveat recommends for operating bud- the 2015 class a 179 LSAT and 3.8 GPA as the mean. get. Our College We’ve had it up to here with the riff-raff. of Law has had I think we’ve done pretty well so far. So I don’t see an im- a lot of success mediate impetus to change things. At this point, we don’t in our mooting have a problem with attracting great students. Our waitlist and we want to is full of great students – we could go there and our qual- be able to carry ity of students wouldn’t suffer. In fact, every year the on that tradition. caliber of law student gets higher and higher. I would also like to see internship opportunities for course credit. For example, send a student interested Caveat: So, about that C curve… What are the chances in aboriginal law developments to New Zealand to that it’ll become a B+ curve? C’mon, we’re all friends learn how the Maori are dealing with law in this area here! and report back to us. Legal reading and writing is Personally, I spoke out against the scheme that we had a hugely important class. Madisun Browne has done a dozen years ago. I was, and still am, concerned about an admiral job, but it’s a lot of work for one person. students trying to get into graduate studies, as high grades It would be ideal to have a staff in this area, but fi- are the focus of acceptance into such programs. I don’t nances dictate that we can’t. There are real reasons want to hurt their chances at getting in or getting bursa- for raising tuition: I would like to see modest tuition ries. Most firms know that a B here is different than a B increases to enhance our ability to provide an even from another institution. We do want to ensure that our higher quality of education. That being said, we have students have access to markets all over North America to ensure our students can still afford to live while though, so it might be worth exploring. We also have to attending law school; we always have to balance pro- be concerned with diluting our standards though, which gram quality with accessibility. FIVE AND A LIFE: DOES FIGHTING STILL HAVE A PLACE IN HOCKEY By: Todd Lucyk August 31, 2011, will forever be re- that they committed suicide, suc- seem- membered as a dark day in hockey, cumbing to depression. Saskatoon’s ingly the day we bid farewell to Saska- Derek “the Boogeyman” Boogaard fearless toon native Wade Belak. The 6’5”, was also found dead in his Min- players 222 lb. enforcer made little impact neapolis home after “accidentally” live in on the score sheet over his profes- consuming a toxic combination constant sional career but managed to have of painkillers and alcohol; he had fear. a massive impression on whoever not seen the ice for months due to The fear had the fortune of meeting him off multiple concussions. has little to do with the bumps and the ice. No matter what Belak was bruises one may suffer from their wearing, it was always accompa- The Detroit Red Wings unofficially sport, but rather the constant pres- nied by an infectious smile from ear set the standard as to team tem- sure they feel from management, to ear. plates in the NHL. This template teammates, and fans. During the does not waste roster spots on fight- warm-up, enforcers do not spend In four seasons with the Saskatoon ers- emphasis is put on speed, skill their time physically preparing for Blades, Belak put up only 60 points and discipline. Consider though, the game. Instead, they engage in 247 games, but still managed to that the Chicago Blackhawks and in a relentless mental game of become a unanimous fan favourite Boston Bruins won the last two tug-of-war with the other team’s because he stood up for his team. cups, both very tough teams. Keep counterpart, trying to win the battle With over 830 penalty minutes, Be- in mind that there’s a difference of intimidation. As far as the fight lak crashed, banged, and fought his between players that are skilled itself goes, when they lose they feel way into the NHL, earning a first and tough and players that are just embarrassed and worthless. When round selection, 12th pick overall tough. Even enforcers need legit they win, they are glad to have by the Quebec Nordiques in the hockey skills these days—they escaped judgment, but cannot help 1994 entry draft, an almost impos- can’t just rely on punching skills. but feel guilty for the inevitable sible feat for an enforcer. devastation they have inflicted on To add gravity to this issue is their partner. “This endless the heart failure of Bob Probert. Regarded by many as the great- This endless cycle of unimaginable est fighter to ever play the game, mental pressure is a constant reality cycle of un- Probert’s death at the age of 45 may for hockey enforcers. The obliga- be the wakeup call hockey needs. tion to appear ‘tough’ around their A post-mortem brain scan found team, family, and friends affords imaginable evidence of chronic traumatic enforcers little opportunity to encephalopathy. CTE is a degenera- express their concerns or feelings mental pressure tive disease frequently found in the of personal welfare. Unfortunately, brains of NFL players as a result of recent incidents prove this pressure constant contact to the head. With can lead to tragic consequences as is a constant re- too many hockey players dying it becomes too much to handle and young and sharing the label of NHL ending it all appears to be the only enforcer, many analysts, experts solution. ality for hockey and even historians of the game are starting to put pressure on the When the gloves drop and the at- enforcers” league to solve the issue, imposing tention focuses on two combatants the ban of fighting as perhaps the as they circle the ice with their fists Unfortunately, the fate of Wade only definite solution. waving, it is impossible for hockey Belak is not an anomaly around the fans to avoid feelings of excite- league as the NHL has experienced In a recent interview with SI.com, ment and anticipation. It is not the its most devastating summer ever. former Avalanche ‘goon’ Brent malicious and barbaric spectacle In only four months, the NHL has Severyn gives a small taste of what that gives fighting in hockey its ap- lost three players. Although no goes on inside the head of ‘fighters’ peal, as the majority of hockey fans official statement has been made on a day-to-day basis. The most im- would admit to feeling disturbed regarding the deaths of Rick Rypien portant conclusion drawn from Sev- rather than excited if they were to or Belak, it is widely speculated eryn’s commentary is that even the witness the same act at a restaurant or on the street. The reason fighting is admired by fans is because it is synonymous with what we consider We have unfortunately learned that there are major to be the spirit of competition within the game. It is consequences to fighting and it is naïve to continue on not the fact that two players get to pummel each other without reform. The answer is not to ban fighting from without consequence that we love; it is the fact that, hockey, but it would be reckless to continue down the unique to our game, players are unable to take liberties same path. We cannot depend on enforcers to come or cross the line without being held accountable. This forward for help; instead, we must make major adjust- form of self-enforcement gives an internal honesty ments to the fundamental attitude towards fighting and respect to the competitors within the game that is because while “five and a game” may be admirable, unparalleled in any other sport. “five and a life” is just unacceptable. OPERATION ATHENA By: Luke Coupal

Operation Athena, Canada’s contribution to the In- rigidity and author- ternational Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan, ity. Mentoring a will soon be coming to an end. Under Op Athena foreign military there were 16 rotations of soldiers that went through requires rapport Afghanistan to assist the Afghans in securing their and negotiation, territory. The end of Op Athena does not mean the end and much of the of Canada’s contribution to the efforts in Afghanistan. training the deploying soldiers have been receiving Already, there are Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan has been centered not on directing artillery fire, but on preparing for the arrival of Rotation Zero of Operation cultural awareness and assessing your target’s under- Attention. lying interests rather than their stated position. Oddly Op Attention is Canada’s contribution to the enough, much of the training the deploying Canadian NATO Training Mission in Afghanistan. The opera- soldiers have been receiving has been very similar to tion will consist of 950 Canadian soldiers deploying the training that one receives at the College of Law. to Afghanistan in an effort to train the Afghan Secu- There are the obvious classes like Military rity Forces who, Law and the Law of Armed Conflict that are based on in 2014, will take common law principles. Those of you who have stud- “For two more full responsibility ied negotiation may be surprised to hear that soldiers for their territory’s are being taught terms like ‘BATNA’ and ‘WATNA’ years Cana- security. However, (Best/Worst Alternative to a Negotiated Agreement). Op Attention is no These are the acronyms that deploying soldiers are ordinary military learning in an effort to improve our mentoring capa- dian soldiers operation. bility. Soldiers are being trained in basic negotiation Op Attention is theory in hopes that they will be better able to connect not centered on with our Afghan mentees. will be in Af- combat. During Of course, the deploying soldiers are still Op Attention, the receiving their combat training. Skills like conducting ghanistan try- Canadian Forces convoy operations, or how to perform Combat First will not be seek- Aid under fire are still necessary even in a non-com- ing out the enemy bat role. The pre-deployment training covers a wide ing to make (although they are array of military skills. Op Attention is a different prepared to fight kind of military operation, whose end goals are secu- should the enemy rity and cooperation rather than the traditional “Close it a safer and come to them). with, and destroy the enemy.” Rather, Op Atten- For two more years Canadian soldiers will be more secure tion is about men- in Afghanistan trying to help make it a safer and more toring the Afghan secure place to live while using skills they’ve rarely National Security used before. All in all, it should be an interesting place to live.” Forces, and men- experience. Though it will push graduation off for one toring involves more year, it’s an opportunity I cannot easily pass up. significantly less I’ll keep you posted. WHY THE U OF S IS YOUR GREATEST ASSET By: Tom Posyniak Like just about half of us here at the College of Law, I of preparing us for am an out of province student. Yes, I have a Saskatch- that reality. ewan connection (I was born here, as were my parents, as were theirs1), but I call another province of this With this respect- great Dominion2 home (British Columbia). Like many able degree in our of you, I applied to other law schools hoping that I collective back would go to school in the jurisdiction of my preferred pocket, a little employment. Obviously, that did not work out.3 Like less than half of us you, dear Reader, I was accepted at the U of S. How- wander on to major centres and towns across Canada. ever, in the back of my mind, I was worried about Once there, you begin to notice that you have advan- the fact that I did not go to UBC, U of Victoria, or a tages – your unique degree and your experiences. school in Alberta or Ontario; I thought my chances for When you combine that with an Alumni network larg- working in those jurisdictions was practically mori- er than many international diasporas, with the caveat bund. My thoughts drifted to transferring. that you get a half-decent set of grades,7 you stand to be a competitive candidate almost anywhere. Now on my third year of law school, I can safely say I thank every day that I never worked up the gump- Compare this experience to that of many in large insti- tion to transfer. Staying at the U of S College of Law tutions in Ontario or British Columbia. Many of these was the best decision I ever made by simply being schools have 200 to 300 students, per year! Imagine a lazy POS.4 While there is a strong feeling from graduating with a B or B- average (in other words, students doing their application rounds that the U of in and around their curve). That means you’re shar- S is a safety school, a last choice, the reality is that ing roughly the same grades with 100-150 people per we are privileged to attend a highly respected institu- year. Congratulations – you’ve joined the ranks of the tion, at least in Western Canada. Of course, respect is unemployed, slightly above average law students from something one cannot quantify, or put into a digestible major institutions in Vancouver, Toronto, Ottawa, and score index. Respect is usually something imparted Montreal. The quality of education at these places is anecdotally, hence the reason I limited my statement to quite likely excellent to world class. However, there Western Canada, since, really, who cares about South- are simply not enough jobs to go around for everyone ern Ontario? who rode the curve in any given year. “Staying at the I know, you’re say- “But wait Tom, what about the statistics coming from ing: “Back this up these institutions that say their students have a 90% T-Poz.5 Why is the employment rate?” you blather. “Hogwash!” I say. 9 U of S Col- U of S respected? Keep in mind a number of things: First, many students And get back to your opt out of the article search and do not report their lege of Law original point about search to the career office. Second, while obviously the U of S being our these institutions do very well in their home turf, there greatest asset.” Chill: still remains a sizeable number that had to compro- was the best Rome wasn’t built in mise with their original choice of city. In other words, a day. 6 getting into the major institution of the jurisdiction of your choice is by no means a guarantee of that big decision I The U of S is re- corporate or public service job. It is absolutely what spected, in my view, you make of it. As a large exporter of students, our ever made by because of a strong student body is almost always on the “visiting team,” black-letter core of so to speak, and generally, takes nothing for granted. courses. Our grads To me, this almost imperceptible attitude is another simply being enter the workforce advantage. equipped with a solid grounding in In this way, you see that there are no guarantees by a lazy POS.” practical legal skills: changing schools. Making that transfer after first year advocacy, business is not a panacea. In many circumstances, it could be organizations, secured debt and transactions, bankrupt- quite the opposite. On the other hand, sticking it out cy law, and tax law. That isn’t to say students cannot at the U of S could be the beginning of your greatest dabble in legal theory and academics, and that there triumph. If you work hard, have fun, make friends, aren’t students who opt to follow in that path. The stay involved, and bust your tail and pound pavement reality is that we are entering a business – the legal to get that articling job, I have absolute confidence that services profession – where we need to be well-versed your well-respected, black-letter U of S degree will in what our clients want. The U of S does a superb job break down any real or imagined psychological barri- ers to get you that articling job. ers and wood-choppers in Poland. 2 Canada is a Dominion – look it up. To be clear: I’m not counselling against transferring 3 UBC – my alma mater – is dead to me. in all circumstances – people miss their families and 4 Piece of Shit, for those of you who haven’t seen friends, their hometowns – and fair enough. But if Men in Black 1. Remember “Ford, POS”? Shut up. you’re going to leave the U of S, do it for those rea- 5 My alternate name (Yes, I gave myself this name. sons, not the reason of some self-perceived notion that Piss off or I’ll give you one, and trust me, you won’t you’re forever screwed because of your degree. Trust like it). me, your law degree from these hallowed halls will be 6 It took a long weekend. your greatest asset. 7 This isn’t a free ride. ------8 I’ve always wanted to say Hogwash. 1 But not my great-grandparents – they were shit-kick- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN LAW SCHOOL? By: Wilf Tucker: Director of Legal Follies Some of you may have been titillated by Ally Mc- enough to toss John Cena around the ring and strip Beal’s wacky law firm shenanigans (unisex toilets: him of his ten-year reign as WWE Champion (you tee-hee), or more recently by Captain Kirk’s decision knew that wearing a tank top and short-shorts one size to abandon his Admiralty in the United Federation of too small was the way to go). Has your admittance to Planets in favour of practicing law in Boston. Perhaps the U of S College of Law quashed all hope of finding you’ve been impressed by the grit and determina- fulfillment from a successful show business career? tion displayed by the prosecutors from the innumer- If so, NEVER FEAR! All hope is not lost thanks to the able Law & Order franchises in their quest to bring 42nd Annual Legal Follies Variety Show. Every Feb- scumbags across America to justice. But in the end, ruary (specifically scheduled to enhance the first years’ wasn’t the idea of being a Hollywood television actor mooting experience), brazen students and brave fac- pretending to be a lawyer more attractive than actually ulty take to the stage for two nights at the Broadway being one? Theatre to amaze, delight, and occasionally confound What about all of those dreams and aspirations you audience members. In the process funds are raised once had? Being discovered on open-stage night at the for a charitable organization yet to be selected (not a Radio City Music Hall with your streetwise yet cultur- bullshit line—we just haven’t picked them yet). So if ally sensitive stand-up routine about your hilarious you are concerned that studying the law might not be struggles with binge-drinking and promiscuity; being providing you with the venue needed to fully delve instantly cast as Elphaba for the East Asian tour of into your artistic talents and exhibitionistic potential: Wicked when somebody finally noticed how fabulous GET READY FOR THE FOLLIES! you look in a large black pointy hat and emerald green All types of acts will be considered: juggling, mime, paint; being picked up as the prima ballerina for the dance, music, singing, skits, video shorts, Broadway- Bolshoi Ballet after a night of drunken high-kicking at style musical numbers, abstract performance art, and the Colonial Bar (what was that Russian talent scout dramatic historical re-enactments; so long as they do doing there?); being asked to sing your soulful bal- not jeopardize the Broadway Theatre’s insurance cov- lad version of the pop classic “Relax (Don’t Do It)” erage, nor (to some extent yet to be determined), the by Frankie Goes to Hollywood for a Royal Command integrity of our law firm sponsors. Performance at the Royal Albert Hall, where you So start talking to your classmates, or your mirror if were assured that Prince William would be in atten- you’re into that solo thing, and get your act together. dance (before Kate Middleton came into the picture You never know where the stage might lead you. and ruined everything!); being identified during your Further communications regarding the submission of workout at the gym as the only contender pumped up acts shall follow in due course. TOP TEN REASONS WHY A SHOTGUN IS BETTER THAN A LAW DEGREE By: Ryan Henderson 1. Stress Release! Getting a law degree is stressful. 7. You just look ridiculous Being a lawyer is stressful. Blasting the living shit out yelling, “Say hello to my of things is an excellent way to relieve stress. (Cau- little friend!” while holding tion: not endorsing Kurt Cobain-style shotgun stress your law degree. relief). 8. It’s quicker and easier (if 2. Shotguns are exponentially cheaper than law de- not quite as legal) to obtain grees: $3,000 for a top-of-the-line shotgun vs. $60,000 money to pay off debts (like for a reasonably priced law degree. Don’t have to be a those accumulated earning math major to figure that one out. your law degree) with a 3. You’re more likely to be respected if you have a shotgun. Even placing aside the entertaining prospect shotgun than if you have a law degree. Case-in-point: of armed robbery, there’s still a better chance of feed- There aren’t as many jokes about armed rednecks as ing your family during serious economic recessions there are about lawyers (at least, not that they’ll say to with a shotgun than with a law degree. Just don’t miss our faces—rednecks that is; I’m sure you’ve all had the duck. idiots tell you their brilliant lawyer jokes). 9. It’s bloody near impossible to hit a clay pigeon with 4. People love to argue with lawyers. Maybe they a law degree, unless you just smash them while they’re think they’ll get extra dipshit points if they attempt to in the box, and where’s the sport in that? argue with us and (think that they) come out on top. 10. There’s no test to write after you receive your No one argues with a shotgun. No one tries to appeal shotgun to make the damn thing useful (CPLED the decision, either. piece of shit). The screening process is a lot simpler 5. Shotguns come in a variety of shapes and colours too: only takes a couple months, and again, no test to match your outfit or activity. Law degrees not so (LSAT piece of shit). You should see some of the much - same old boring piece of paper, no matter how slope-necked, sandwich-eating, cousin-kissers that the you frame it. government deems qualified to operate deadly firearms 6. Cultural icons associated with said items: the Ter- (case-in-point: Kyle McCreary). minator vs. Ally McBeal. Not even a contest. GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY IN LAW SCHOOL By: Kristél Kriel I know, law school is overwhelming right from the useful items to people in get-go. So many things to think about: make a good need across the world, we impression, try to build connections, make sense of di- collect food donations for vision of powers, figure out how to brief a case, figure the Food Bank, we adopt a out how to read the law, figure out how to take notes, family at Christmas time, figure out what exams will be like, figure out how and we are working to set to find a job - and the list goes on. But law school is up a program where law students can socialize and about more than just these things - and there is plenty provide friendship to older adults in Saskatoon care of room and opportunity for willing students to con- homes. Community outreach projects like these are tribute to the community - in law school, in the local lots of fun and very rewarding - and require only a community, and on a national and international level. small time commitment on your part. There are also Because that’s part of the reason why a lot of us came other great projects that you can get involved in at the to law school - to give back, to make a difference. College - for instance, the fabulous Legal Follies show Getting involved in various ways in law school is - which showcases law student talents at a Variety rewarding on many levels: getting to know others, Show to fundraise for local charities (see Wilf’s article having fun, making connections in the legal world and above), as well as student groups such as Green Legal, larger community, personal satisfaction and fulfifull- Just Rights, and the Gay (LGBTT)-Straight-Alliance, ment, and yes, resume boosting. to name a few. There are many other opportunities Getting involved is super easy - the law school has a where you can have an impact - the Law Students lot of great community outreach programs - we raise Association, the Aboriginal Law Students Association, money for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation, we the Career Office, and more. So get out there - see send groups of volunteers to help in the Soup Kitchen what a difference you can make by giving back to the at the Friendship Inn, we individually take part in community! the Best Buddies program and provide friendship to I’d love to hear from you so please email me with any people with intellectual disabilities, we donate blood, questions or comments you might have and to see we go out into the community and build homes as part how you can get involved with any of these projects at of Habitat for Humanity, we create and send crafts and [email protected]. LAW SCHOOL EVIDENCE