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Volume LXII Friday, February 13, 1998 Valentine's Edition
To: Mike Chirco Timmy, Brian, "IfI could teach the world to be a thug Thanks for all the kisses! Happy Valentines Day! We've had in harmony." Love Lou some good times, but we still have to play Stephanie Roeseler those fun games! Gotta love those confer Brian, ences calls! We haven't seeri you in so To: Brooks Goedeker Hey, you are the cutest guy alive! long! "Don't paint the booger." I'm glad you are my pretend Valentine. Love Liz and Sarah Stephanie Roeseler Thanx for being my sweetheart and mak ing my laugh! Lover, To: Tony Minor Luv, You will always hold a special place "You're swell!" Happy Valentine's Little Katie in our hearts. We love your crazy socks. Day cutie. Keep those feet covered. Love, Patrick Dennis Dorsey, LoveLand S Stephanie Roeseler OOOMMMPAH! Kyle S rriitb~ '· · : To: Kyle Warwick Matty Houck, Happy Valentine's Day! Hey cousin, have a super day I've been in love with you since the Love two sexy chipmunks Stephanie Roeseler minute I laid eyes on you! Be MY Valen tine! Crotch, Gabe, -a secret admirer You are such a cutie. We will never You're a sweety! We forget bowling with you. You brighten up just wanted to let you know Dave Paradise, our day! that you're loved. Happy The best Love LandS Valentine's Day! things in the Guess Who world can not Yolanda, be seen or even I love it when you call me big pappa! Happy Valentine's touched. They Love your little fuzzie wuzzle Day to Paul, Jascin,Kevin, must be felt with the and Mark: Luv ya lots, . MarkW., Lesley ' · Love? You are one of the coolest, sweetest, and cutest guys I have ever met. Thanks Peter, Sean, for being such a great friend. Are you my teddy bear?? Happy Hey, sweetie! Happy Valentine's Love Guess Who (Hint: What's Valentines Day! Day! I hope you thinkaboutmealot. May up? and bikeable distance) the force be with you! Ryan, Love Sarah M., Happy Valentine's Day! "We'll make the best of what's -a five mile radius Ken, Ben, Matt, and Dan, around." . '• Happy Valentine's. You never know I want to give a shout out to the man Guy, we love you all. We haven't seen you in my life, who lights my fire. Have I ever I love you so much. What did you do forever. told YOU how happy'I am ... You are an with the·J)oem I sent you in eighth grade? Anne, Sarah, Anne C., Liz, important person'in my life and I love ya Call me for a good time this weekend. Stephanie for it. Ciao Bello! M.T. Love L.B. 2 Desire February 13, 1998 Greg, Ken R., MD, Roses are red You're such a sweetie. Always stay The last 13 months have been won Violets are blue awake. We love tickling and attacking derful. I know I get preoccupied some My life is perfect you. We will remember you forever. times, so I don't always say it, but you With a husband like you. LoveL andS mean the world to me. I love you. Love Nettie JH DanA, Schaefdawg, We love you! Nerinx is better than To Mr. Aylward: Hey crazy man. WeneedtodoKool Viz. We didn't start the nickname. Cheesy Sweaters only $1.50. Get' em Aid and Jello again. We Jove your hair Love L, S, and all your Nerinx while they last. bleach-blonde. friends Chris Clerc (Siberia) and your LoveLand S special-ed class Matteo, Dear Adam Write, Hey cutie! I hope you have a great V Dear Gilbert, Please forgive me- call me if you day this year. You are such a sweetie! If Clay remembers, why can't you? want the truth. I'm yearning to talk to you Don't miss me too much while I'm gone. WE yearn for your find knowledge of again. I love you. Be mine on Valentine's Love Liz crazy. Day. Come back soon, Love Heather Dear Pat Doyle, The eeramile boyz Friendship is a special thing untouched by time To Mr. Mouldon and Mrs. Berger, or distance... Thanks for putting up with all my Jrrp Be my Valentine .. . . a~.()Yii:lg...... questiqJ.ls... AE- Your only Giilffl¢1'1\l Nrwn Dear Nick Pollock, TimBuchek, St. Louis' only weekly Thanks for being astud·on Love that Buddha high school newspaper New Year's. Just k:id(fing! ~Uy! www.sluh.org You're the greatest. the crew Love your Volume LXII, Valentine's Day friend ·_··_ 'ti.Wmy, Special Thanks To: Jim Duchek, Pat · Come to Moscow, Dorsey, Ron Frerker, and Matt Kleinberg Dear MattJ., Red Line for help with art, and to Sarah Schumacher Thank you for sut>P6·rtif1lg \ for eliciting letters from Nerinx. me throughout your Editors-in-Chief: Matt Bumb, Jeff Ebert cially this year. the wheel is Editors: Mike Mueth, Paul Murphy Love North Face .·. _.... · and turning and it Sport<> Editor: Sean Zuckerman ~~m -' -_·. 't slow down. Please Photography Editor: Justin Woodard To Princess Leia, t Dear John Meier, Thanks for paying our salary every week. . . .• ', ' ' ,) ~: ~~~. Jack in the Box Where's our raise? Timers & Scorekeepers Dear Gary, · • " , Thanks for all the time we spend '• · . DearSTUCO, together. Open me to the Others. Your tanning bed Your door Dear Daddy Clark, DearSTUCO, Ifonly I could reach my arms around St.Louis City, and the Central timewne). Release me. your massive torso, I'd hug you. From the watchdogs and overseers of Your clique Your son St. Louis U. High, the Prep News To Joey T. (My big man) Dear Francis, Dear Fr. Sheridan, Me and you are meant to be together Thanks for going with us. We miss you. forever. I will always remember the train Your friends The koala bears tracks. Your doll forever. Clairie DearSTUCO, Dear Silent Bob, Give us one more chance. I love anything that moves. Dear Craig M., The California Raisins Jay Is the dinner party still on? J. Crew, Eddie Bauer, Tommy H. DearSTUCO, Dear Andy, Thanks for being the best sruco Sometimes there are scrapes in life, To Andy B.: ever. and sometimes they require stitches. Why don't you rev me up anymore? CraigM. Dre The white Trarts Am February 13, 1998 Philia 5 To Sow, Dear Mr. H., Patton, Hi! "Could have," and "That's what she Hey, where were you? I was at your From, said." First of all, you could not have, and house. Lo Lila secondly, she definitely didn't say that. Dave Sincerely, P.S. Do you have me pen? Dear Kevin O'Keefe Vigil, Sebek Why did you do this to me? Dear Kelly, Your earlobe Dear Smelly, Sorry I cheated on you. Just a little something to say. Happy Love, Matt, Valentine's Day Brandon I miss you. Let's go out. Love, Love, The Stud Dear Coach Mimlitz, The Beast It's much too hot for me! Timmy, Love, ToTomM. Will you bench me? Your Big Puffy Coat I've always had a secret thing for The bar you! HUMPTY, T.E. You have been away so long, I miss your lovin! Hopefully this weekend ToA.C. . we can get together and bake some Will you go out with me? I want you C()()kies. to be my Valentine. Generally hungry, E.W. Shabba Dear Mr. Mal, . Sarah, "Bring it on!" . Let's go to Cancun this Sincerely waiting, weekend and teach little kids The Vigil Bros how to speak English. P.S. Nice Sweatervest · bear Mr. Becvar, To DeSmet, CBC, and Vianney, As always, you were DeSmet fans say "West is Best" and ·:. rightandlwaswrong.Youare believe it to be true. But the fact still ·truly the God of Calculus. remains that "We built you!" · Lou And to CBC, where success in sports is the only plan, your J. Crew is down to Brian, Dear Mr. Flanagan, the last strand. And to the South where the What happened to your tree? Om1 niiii n 11 rrrrrrm! Griffins of Vianney stay, where cowboy Megan Sincerely, hats, overalls, and combat boots are worn 5th period PreCalc everyday, we have just one question with DearestPJ, which you can play, "How come your Roses are red Dear Mr. Wehner, football team no longer plays in 5A?" Violets are blue Next year, I'm coming back to star in Throughout this poem, it is easy to I'm a whole inch every varsity sport! see, that SLUH is the best, definitely. Taller than you Sincerely, Most sincerely, Le Directuer Josh Turner SLUH To Sean, Julia W., Dear Taylor, Thanks for the rose! I love you more than words can say. Again, you are the best. I love you. Love you always, I can't wait until tomorrow night. From Taylor Kerri C. (Peaches) Brian E. Mr Maliborski, Mike- T.Z. I love you more. There is a great position as a bat boy. I own you. Amy's mother ' From, Steve N. M 6 Amore February 13, 1998 Dear Milkey, To Latin 300-2: Kurt H., I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm We are the better class. Give her a chance. leaving you for Nikita. He can bake Latin 300-1 Once you get past cookies better than you and his voice the looks, she's just could melt butter. He's also a better Dear Mark, your type! dresser. Please don't get too angry, and You're the cutest English teacher in MarkR. please don't bury me. Sorry. the school Love, Steve John B., Howie I need someone to love. Will you give Tome, me a friend? To my Angel, You'll always be my "Top Gun." Love, The whipped cream's on the table BillyR. L.N. the kiwi's in the dish P.S. I've got the forty dollars. Which one of us is handcuffed? Mark R. I'll let you have your wish! Mark E., Stop calling me! Just be gentle Will you please be my friend, you is I've found someone. The Lord of the Thighs nice, I loved your cookies. Love, Your buddy, Mary from the Dog Pound DearKT, Anna I have one extra ticket to Ben Fold's Greg L. Five. Want to come with me on KurtH., Oops, I dropped my pen. Valentine's day? Since it didn't wodc. oQt betweeniJle l.ov~. .. . Peace Out "Neff," and Mark, will you gtV¢. )1ly a yo~i" · sect(.}t admirer Greg chance? Love, ToB.R.: Mary from I love the way you fondled me on the bus, but I don't want you to make a fuss. Dear Aylward, Lou I'm pro-life and I hate Kevin, Your views and opiliions J?.S. Get some better food. This so this weekend put me in heaven. will always give me a laugh.. · .stuff stin~. K.F. Love, Rush L. . D-boy, To Latin 100-1 and 100-2: ··we-love you and miss you. Salvete Discipuli! South Side Casanova, •: TW"tlenecks and jean Vos Estis optimi discipuli in classe Please stop listening t() ·· ••· ·: primi anni in Alta Schola Sancti Ludovici our music. You're giving p~t Universitatis. Mox eritis disipuli in adulta band a bad name. M.• . ·: lingua Latina! Ego sum fortunatissima Pete Townsend· You will always be my kissy poo. magistral Love, Ex Corde, Matt, Kimmy Gibbler Magistra I love you more than anyone else in the whole world. Kev, Wait, you're not Jeff. My bad. 2 for 99, that's all I have to say. To Latin 300-1 and 300-2: C.H. Happy Valentine's Day. Salvete Discipuli! Jack Vos estis discipuli qui meretis nomen Dear Stephanie S., "ne plus ultra"! Mox legetis "Ars Remember the fun we had at Fall Booch, Robo, "Hag," and Dauntless, Amatoria" -liber quem Ovidius scripsitet Ball? I hope the past months have indi Luv ya guys! tum missus est in exsilium ab Augusto! cated that I only want to got to Sno-Ball You know who Vosne estis parati discere artem am oris de with you. Prepare for the greatest Romanis? Valentine's Day party St. Louis will ever J, Ex Corde, see. So, will you go to Sno-Ball with me? We love(d) you! Magistra M.S. ' Liz and Keri (just joking!) -. - - - February 13, 1998 Passion 7 Mike C. Dear Hockey Players, To C.T. and B.M. You're no south side casanova. Happy Valentine's Day! 97-73 UNC Love, Your CH350-2 The Southside Harlot Cheeleaders JesseSchobel,J ohn Lee, & Mike Coleman Gerard B., Dan Bedard, Happy Valentine's Day! Why won't you tell anybody about The most magical part of friendship Carrie, Katie, and Tori me? is that I can be who I am ... and you can be Love, who you are ... Bill Kost, Your mystery woman S.W.A.K. I love you sugar pie Your secret admirer Mark.R. Adam Write, Please give me a chance. I saw your pic, and you are soooo Jason S., Love, adorable!!! Happy Valentine's day Mary (from the dog pound) Checkout, Emily Heather Adam, JeffU., Stop farting! Mr. Azzara, I love you HR 104 The Nerinx tech crew MeghanF. loves you! Dear Fr. Harrison, Tim Bull, JV and Varsity hockey, Will you please give me back my To a greath brother who Happy Valentines Day! beard. deserves the best. Hope you The cheerleaders Marx have a great Valentine's day! Happy Valentines Day, Paul! Mik:eB, Love YaBro, Love, You are giving our music a bad name. Diana Jenn, Karin, Katie, and Jamie Soundgarden P.S . Jamie wants to know ... Joe Mooney, Marty O'Brien & Beil 2SL, Hey Buddy what's up? Have a great Price, Happy Heart Day! Valentines day! Happy Valentine's Olive Juice!! Love, day you sexy studs. Love, Sarah Gossett C.M. and E . A~·----- Mary Dear Bill, L.A., Happy Valentines Day, Tom and Wirtel! Arkansas was the best week of my You are the light ofmy life. I love you Love, life. Will you marry me. so much. Even if we are 1,000 miles apart Karin, Jenn, and Katie Love, K.R. we will still be together in our hearts. Love, Dear Ray Hartmann, To the hockey team, J.R. You are my protege. I own you and What color are your helmets? the RFT. Jaime Rob Fournie, MattBumb You take my breath away! Every To Paul F. time you walk through the door, my hear Markee-poo, What kind are they today? Can I have melts. When I see you in your big yellow I have been silent long enough. I have a candy cane? car, It makes me tingle all over. You are a had feelings for you since the first time we Jamie marker of my excellence! met, and since then, they have done noth Many secret admirers ing but grown. And now my love for you Dear Buttwheat, is overflowing. Though nothing may come Or should I say the sexiest guy in the of this, due to my shyness, I just wanted world. Happy Valentine's day. Hope you Chris Wirtel, you to know you are deeply admired. have a great day and think about me lots. You-me-Anna-Cass's backyard. Love always, Anne Carrie McCann Your Secret Admirer 8 Love February 13, 1998 Dear Adam Write, Laura A., Dear Dawson, This is Emily. Remember me, from Even though you pull me off ledges, Dump Jen and get with Joey, you the phone? I just want you to know that we I still love you forever. fool! have been thinking about you. I will call J.R. Love, you soon and we can talk. Get the internet Dad and we can chat all night long. We miss you. To Nathan S., Dear Onnnnn, Later Sweet Pea, I was going to give you a ·second ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . Emily chance, but your hair scared me away. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Love, from 5th period Pre Calc Adam Write, Elivia I want to see your R.P.s Dear Millhouse, Heather To A. Paschke at Cor Jesu, Can you fly with those wings? We're coming to get you. Love, Love, Eddie Happy Valentine's Day, Nick Everson! Paul and Zach from a very secret admirer Spence, xmpe'te, ro j..L0.9l)to:.t- John, Your new doo is great - half the fat I like your hat. and twice the flavor. Ullet<; e To Demi M. at Nerinx, Watch out for the Technicolor lint balls. Hope to see this weekend. Love, Bruce W. at SLUR ------