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was a deliberate move which cost us all dearly. Of Too bad those people responsible for this loss never course, many of the new people are not aware of what was walked through woods: it was perhaps the only pla~e on Progress Fells Trees here before, and it is quite obvious they will never un­ campus to get away for a while, whether it be for a relief derstand what was robbed from our school-just so we in the tensions of academia, to be alone and just think In retrospect: Just about a year and a half ago, UMBC's could have a bit more conveiuence. Why now, not even a , about anything and not have the cold straight look of brick campus was a much quiter place as compared to our solitary branch lies along the road to remind those of us of red buildings looming at you in your mind, or even to be those vanquished woods. Perhaps if a little more planning with someone vou loved. changing campus of today. It is not change that is to be Sentimental? Perhaps. But this campus coUlO start to condemmed and criticized, but rather, the consequences and thought had gone into this, both road and woods could have co-existed. Quite obviously this did not happen. give a damn about how it looks, and appreciate life as of what that change offers. Some deem it vitally im­ we have it, not to rush off some ruthless design which portant that UMBC "move 'ahead" and "get on the ball" One day the bulldozers came and tortured the entire slowly strangles the more attractive parts of our campus. by constantly adding more buildings, roads, and even landscape. The question to ask is whether or not it was The woods were beautiful, and frankly, the road is ugly: it parking lots. It is time now that UMBC got its directions worth it to lose our decreasing number of trees for this is horrible. right; obviously some new things are needed on this road, or whether or not it would have been possible to There were some though, before we conclude, who campus, but the price we are paying is much to high to build it differently. As things turn out, we come to learn, wished to keep the woods, and one was our last chancellor, consider in just terms of money. After witnessing the that yes, there were other alternatives to cutting down Dr. Lee. He made suggestions for an alternate design: no malicous butchering of over an acre of precious trees and hundreds of trees, and creating a more "rustic" type Olle listened. Jiow much 'will we continue to pay for ­ woods, nothing put in their place could ever possible be setting instead of the resultant dead and cold appearance "Convenience?" Now we have trees bein~ planted by the justified. we now must share. Iibrary .. .it shouldn't be long though before we lose those, It was a lack of appreciation for thin~s Iivin~. other tnan and who can guess what other natural resources for the The loss of these woods was no accident, nor was it done ourselves, which built that road; and more of a Sake of constructing a parkinlZ lot. It's no convenience. with the intention of sparing any of the trees: but rather, it thoughtle~s ~ttitude which helped designed it. There ought to be a special place in Hell for those ... Letters

suggestions please send their names, addresses, and telephone numbers to Mr. CIA On Campus Roger Bone, SGA Director of University Affairs at the SGA office, Hillcrest. (455- 2220) To the Editor, THE RETRIEVER: I want to thank'you for your cooperation Students, faculty, and staff were in this matter and if I may be of further ,JJelcomed back to UMBC last week with assistance to you, please do not hesitate to lris astounding item, which I quote from contact me. rhe back pages of your September 1 issue: Tun Kernan "This Office of Human Resources has SGA President recently added Clarence H. Hampton to its staff.... '. Hampton, a graduate of the University Vol kswago n of Michigan and p-esently a law student at the University of Baltimore, comes to UMBC from the Central Intelligence To The Editor: Agency. At that agency he had respon- ~ We at Maryland Volkswagen, Inc. are sibility for enforcement and monitoring of happy to extend as a service to students ' equal employment oWOrtunity. In ad­ and staff of local colleges and universities dition, to his EEO experience, Mr. Hamp­ a discount on parts and labor in our service ton has experience as a political analyst. department. The duties assigned Mr. Hampton at This will be applicable when an ID card ! .-UMBC-are (1) investigation of complaints is presented at the time the car is brought --;- of discrimination, (2) Liaison with the in for service. . Chancellor's Commission on Minority The discount will be as follows: Student Education, (3) Liaison with the Question 4 is "AN ACT providing for the (rocess, I found that a screening process is 1. 10 percent on parts and labor done in Mfirmative Action Planning Committee, election of the members of the County the most important element in the cam­ our .service department. (4) Staff Liaison with the Black Caucus, Council of Howard County by coun· paign to insure appointment to the board. 2. 10 percent on parts and labor in our (5) Staff Liaison with the Women's Union, cilmanic districts, or by the voters of the Therefore, the Student Government body shop. and (6) the UMBC Job Bank.... " entire county, or by a combination of these Association has established a screening 3. Free AM-FM radio on any new car The Central Intelligence Agency! In methods of election." (rocess. However, UMBC's most im, purchased from stock. case there is anyone so out of touch with Please inform the voters of your portant priority is to find qualifie< 4. $50.00 discount on any used car pur­ the world that they don't know about the jurisdiction to vote for this amendment. students to serve on the board. chased from stock. slimy activities of this police agency, let "Vote FOR· Question 4." QUALIFICATIONS Please feel free to relay this information me list a few, courtesy of The Washington A student Regent must be able to for· to your students and staff or to call us if Post and other reputab~e sources: Four years ago, your county and every other county did this for Baltimore County. mulate a policy ijnd make policy decisions, you have any questions concerning this 1. Assassination plots against "un­ attend meetings with university officials p-ogram. friendly" leaders in other countries, in­ Your support is I\Ow needed for Howard County. and become a contribUting member of the Hoping to serve you in the future! cluding Patrice Lumumba in the Congo; Board of Regents. The student must also Yours truly, Fidel Castro in Cuba; Rafael Trujillo in Your cooperation will be greatly ap­ preciated. be able to maintain his academic studies J. Bryan Mears, Jr. the Dominican Republic; and Salvador at UMBC. General Manager Allende in Chile. Yours truly, Marie B. Zimmer, Treasurer SIGNIFICANCE 2. Operation Phoenix in South Vietnam, A student Regent appointment would in which thousands of Vietnamese citizens The Committee for Councilmanic Districts result in greater representation for UMBC allegedly sympathetic to the National in the University Government. The student Holiday; Complaint Liberation Front were murdered. regent would be primarily concerned with - 3. Behavior modification experiments P .S. The Committee for Councilmanic relating the interests of UMBC community and LSD experiments upon unsuspecting ' Districts is registered with the Howard To the Editor: to the Board. I believe that Governor I am complaining, as many others have, ' American citizens, including prisoners, County Board of Election Supervisors and Mandel may appoint a UMBC student to 4. Black market activities in Vietnam also, with the State Administrative Board the board this year. The student who about the closing of the dining hall on and Chile. of Election Laws. Comprised of members recieves this appointment, after par­ Labor Day, September 6th. This seemed S. Burglaries in the homes and offices of from the Bipartisan Study Commission's ticpating in the SGA's screening process, quite arbitrary since the dining hall was American living abroad. Majority Committee and from the will reflect this campus's future active open last Labor Day. The trouble of 6. Spying on political dissidents, in­ Council's Election Review Commission's participation in the University's govern­ walking into Arbutus was about as exciting cluding students, at Brown University, Minority Committee, this Tri-partisan ment. as eating there. Great way to spend a Boston University, and Utah State in 1970 committee acquired nearly 11,000 I am requesting suggestions concerning vacation. and 1971. , .. signatures (25 percent of registered possible candidates. If you have any Sincerely yours, It would be interesting to know why It IS voters) to petition the question of Jim Laurenzano that Mr. Hampton has been hired at districting to the ballot after the Howard UMBC. Given his CIA connections, how County Council refused to put it there. retriever can students trust him? Regardless of the The RETRIEVER is published every Monday except during examination periods, holidays kind of work he did for the CIA, he ob­ and other designated times during the fall and spring semesters by and for the students of viously had no ethical obje.cti.o~ ~o / the University of Maryland Baltimore County, 5401 Wilkens Avenue, Baltimore MD 21228 working for an institution speclahz10g 10 telephone 455-2224. Opinions expressed herein are those of the authors and not necessarily those of the student spying and murder. It seems to !De t~at body, faculty, or administration of UMBC. The RETRIEVER assumes responsibility for air such a person has no place ~t a UnIVersIty, Board of Regents material where the author's name is not presented. which is supposedly dedicated to the pursuit of free inquiry. Joe Hill Editor-in-Chief Janet Fedor Sports Editor Mitch Bull To The Editor: Assistant Editor Areta Kupchyk Business Manager John Lyons In 1973 the Maryland General Assembly News Editor David Thomas Advertising Manager Bruce Fink enlarged the membership of the Feature Editor Patricia Cote Darkroom Technician Tom Schubert Constitutional University of Maryland Board of Regents from thirteen to fifteen members. In order Brad Hopkins STAFF Barry Berstein Amendment to insure student participation in the Elias Lieberman Tom Shipley Ben Malinowski G.B. Boyce Chuck Guth To The Edi tor: university'S decision making process, the Keith Meisel Glenn Isaacson Kathy Warnock Voters of the State of Maryland will have General Assembly directed the Governor Lesl ie Matzinger Bill Eissele Bryan Webber the opportunity on November 2 (Election to appoint two students to the additional Kevin Estis Trish Burton Karl Gilbert Day) to vote for or against a State Con­ positions. For the past three years the student regents have been appointed from The RETRIEVER welcomes letters to the editor. Letters must be typed triple spaced and stitutional Amendment which affects the submitted to room 116 in Hillcrest. Please be sure to include your name on your letter. Anon­ citizens of Howard County. On the ballot it College Park and the Law School. From ymous letters will not be printed . . The RETRIEVER also reserves the rlghtnot to pnnt any is question 4. my own experience in the selection letter which we deem libelous excessivelvior:rg _or redundant. . . ' j -, .' ,Retriever, September 1.3, 1976, ~age 3 University a • Parking Problems Prompt Concern 'Walk-In Car during rush hour (somewhere between 8 relayed the information that within us Registration BY LESLIE MATZINGER and 10 are encouraged to bypass exit 12 on months a traffic light will be installed off The breakdown ofa curb extruder, 695 and take the 95 exit which brings you the Exit 12, but until until then, this wLr which delayed the completion of the loop directly in front of the Administration remain a congested area during pea .. for two weeks, resulted in the worst traffic building on the Loop. Bob Neilson has hours. Reinstated jam in UMBC's history. On the opening BY KARL GILBERT · day of classes hundreds of cars backed up Exit 12 as campus police attempted to Students, faculty members and staff relieve the problem by changing th~ Loop personnel were faced with a procedural to a one way street just to get people off of change in vehicle registration last week. Wilkins Avenue and into UMBC. Contrary to the registration-by-mail system used during the 1975-1976 school According to Bob Nielson, head of year, l1)otor vehicle drivers of the UMBC UMBC Security this was only half the community waited in lines to pay for problem. Besides the chaos caused by the parking stickers on a person to person construction, there was an annual surplus basis. Faculty and staff paid fees from of cars on the first day of school. Each August 23 through August 2:l at the person has their individual problems with Traffic Cashier's Office, while students filled the scheduling, finding classes, and buying logjam brings Administration Building lobby last books, which leaves out any hopes for the Tuesda~ through Friday. usual car pools and busing that many UM BC Security Comptroller John Denise told the students would ordinarily use. The con­ to the rescue. Retriever, "There was a great deal of fusion has been somewhat alleviated by confusion with the mailing system, in­ the reopening of the entrance to the Loop cluding claims of missing checks and by the Baltimore County Police Station, parking stickers." 'He added that postage and the decreased influx of cars on the costs were very expensive and that em­ campus at one time. ployees in the Comptroller's .Office There is another problem, however, preferred the walk-in registration system. commonly known as parking your car. Once the new section of the Loop opens up Line§ were long during the first few there will be approximately four-hundred hours of registration and then the lengths new parking spac~s provided. However, . See Stickers, Page 8. the extension won't open before some time next week. Mr. Nielson offerred some solutions directed especially to those new stuaents who really don't know where or what to do. Many students just can't bring themselves to walk just a little farther District Court Requests ~ampus Acreage than the equivalent of a city block. om~ . . BY dILL EISSELE Board of Regents, took an even stronger Literally hundreds of parking spaces can In a letter d~ted . June 10, 1976 from be found in out of the way places like dorm The District Court of Maryland is at­ former Ch~mcenor Ca'Ivin B..T _Lee to Dr. stand in a letter to Dr. Louis L. Kaplan, by parking lots, or Hillcrest Student. Center. tempting to acquire 4.568 acres of UMBC Wilson H. Elkins,'President, University of stating: "If we allow another state agency The best way to avoid wandering property to construct a District Court Maryland, Dr. Lee stated his objections t< - to parcel off a part of this valuable cam­ aimlessly around the more popular places Building. The specific property" that the this proposed court site. Dr. Lee had fow pus, it could serve as a precedent for the District Court wants is located on the attempted acquisition of sections of the to "save time," is to go directly to an major objections: first, that there wa~ unfrequented area and park, saving southeast corner of Wilkens and · Walker already a Distr.ict Court Building in ser· UMBC campus by other state agencies." yourself frustration and time. Simply Avenues, directly across from the County . vice by alternate U.S: RQute No. 1 ap . Dr. Brown further explained that the leave home a few minutes earlier in · an­ Police Station. 'This fac~.Jity would · 'be ' : .. p-oximately' one. ·mije , smith. of UMBC: , District COJ.lft could probably acquire land approximately 12-;000 gross squar.e .feet" ,.. , tiCipation of this; and really, the walk secondly, UMBC has already been ve~ elsewhere rather Ulan interfe~g ,with t~e could prove to be pleasant. and would accomodate the District Court, cooperative in providing a generolli stability and progress of UMBC. When Campus security has some hints for the Public Defender, Parole and Probation, amount of land, approximately 20 acres asked about the problem, Dr. Brown students with regards to traffic and Juvenile Services, Vocational for a flood control dam project; third specifically s;iid: "The UMBC com­ parking. Those of you who arrive at school Rehabilitation and the Comptroller's there will be a problem in the utility ser munity, faculty, SGA, students, and Ad­ vice for the proposed court building; and ministration should fight the proposed Costs Change Cafeteria Program !finally, the problem of additional traffi< Court building because it is their campus icongestiori to an already busy situatior which stands to loose." 'with the County police operating twenty· · , UMBC's Interim Chancellor Louis four hours a day and UMBC fifteen hours. Kaplan believes that a cour.thouse on the Dormies Return to Dining Hall Dr. Lee ended by writing that "if the State IUMBC entrance would be a "disservice to persists in this proposed site en­ \the.university. "I don't think it creates a BY KARL GILBERT Cafeteria. One suggested plan involves good atmospher'e," Dr. Kaplan added, As veteran UMBC commuters entered croachment on UMBC campus property, students informing Servomation the night UMBO requests the right to review the ,saying that he can't think of a single the Cafeteria on September 1, they before where they will be eating' the next university in the entire state with a police probably noticed that many friends from District . Court Building project from day. ID numbers would then be forwarded beginning to end ... and we would further station and a courthouse at the entrance. the residence halls were not to be !ound.Jn to those lunch destinations for the next SGA President Tim Kernan doesn't fact, those dorm students not wishing to . appreciate a guarantee that further day's business. requests for use of the property along believe the courthouse will be situated on spend extra cash for lunch were eating campus. He says there are too many midday meals in the Dining Hall. . See Cards, Page 8. Wilkens Avenue will be denied." Dr. Herbert Brown, Chairman of the "ramifications." He cited the parking There is a reason for this migration of problem on campus as one "very obvious" dorm residents from the Commuter factor. "I think it's ridiculous. There's Cafeteria to the Dining Hall. This year, at already a parking problem on campus we least for a while, there is no system haven't solved." Kernan thinks a cour­ available by which dorm student lunches Qate Replaces Security Guard thouse would make parking conditions can be registered in the Cafeteria. "chaotic." However, an "equitable arrangement" should be developed within the near . BY CHUCK GUTH future, according to William Stiles, Over the past few months, whlle most of Director of Food Services. us were relaxing, the library staff was Mr. Stiles explained, "Last year, busy expanding their current security Servomation furnished a rather system into one they hope will improve the . sophisticated system which allowed the library's level of service. student to eat in the Commuter Cafeteria; Returning students will remember that it gave them a meal card with a magnetic as they left the library their personal tape that would read whether the student articles were searched by guards for any had eaten in either the Dining Hall or books that had not been checked out. This Cafeteria." He continued, "The cost was non-private act could often be em- exorbitant; Servomation could not afford barassing to both partys. The new system to absorb that $9000 - $10,000 expense to is an electronic security gate resembling keep the system in operation." Mr. Stiles the weapon detectors in airports. As the said last year's program worked "fairly student leaves the library he must pass well" but longer lines and a heavier load through the gate manned by a guard. / on employees and facilities often Normally the electronic system will . developed. remain inactive allowing free movement During these first few days, without out of the library. However, if the student dorm student patronage, sales have been has any unchecked books a chime will "considerably higher" in the Cafeteria, sound and the gate will lock. The student the Food Ser"; ~ ~s Director noted. One must then properly check out the books . possible explal:, ... ~o n for this fact, proposed This new "Electronic Book Security by Servomation IS that many commuters System" was the result of months of study ate lunch off campus in the past due to by Marjorie Byers (Associate Director) large Cafeteria crowds. and Suzanne Thompson (co-ordinator- Residence Hall Council President Mike Service Materials) in an effort to stop book Cole, Student Government President Tim theft before it became a problem. The Kernan and Mr. Stiles are planning a system manafactured by 3-M Company at Electronic Library Security, System Replaces Manual Checkers meeting within the immediate future to a cost of. $37,000 is probally the most .. By Beepers form a pl~~ .f?~ ~~rm stu~e!l~ "u~~ . ~r. th~ _ •.•. §qc.c~~f!1l ~ysJem available. . • 'j' • ...... ~w._ _''''' ...... v .... .,._ "-" .. "" .. .. Page 4, Retriever, -S~Ptember 13,1976 Events TNT Finds New Home- Baltimore Wednesday-September 15th, 1976 BY PA TRICIA COTE' Project's director, andUMBC's Herbert Lecture-SIMS Time Blau, who directs Kraken (an alternative large stretches of green lawn comprised UMBC, in cooperation with the Theatre the festival space. . 1:00 to 2:00 p.ni~ Project of Baltimore, made a new home theatre company now residing in 8:00 to 9:00 p.m.· for new theatre during this summer Baltimore), groundwork was layed for a In six days over 100 performances were presented. and a wide array of workshops SS202 session past. From June 7th through 12th, larger, more comprehensive festival. Meeting-Christian Center for United UMBC's campus housed 29 uS and 3 in­ Emphasis was placed on enlarging the took place. TNT was a happening and a coming together of many spirits. It gave Volunteer Action ternational performance groups for community of sharing among new theatre Time 1:00-2:00 p.m, Baltimore's first TNT Festival. artists, from the US and abroad, and Jromise to many more such occurences. LH2 The New Theatre Festival grew out of establishing a strong base for future , Plans are already in the making for TNT -No.2, Baltimore, America. Movie-Reincarnation of Peter Proud two smaller festivals held at the collaboration and exchange of new and Time 8:00 p.m. University of Michigan in Ann Arbor in -alternative performance techniques. LH2 1974 and 1975.' For 3 days performance Funding was . maintained from the Admission-$l.00 companies shared and exchanged new Maryland Arts Council, the International UMBC Goes Thursday-September 16th, 1976 ideas and survival skills, and developed a "Theatre Institute, the Ministry of France, Lecture-SIMS Time strong sense of new theatre as a growing the National Endowment of the Arts, 1:00 to 2:00 p.m. . movement in American culture. University of Maryland Baltimore County, to the City Fair 8:00 to 9:00 p.m. When funds were not available for a 3rd University of Michigan, and the Peg SS201 Ann Arbor festival, ~n Boros. the Santvoord Foundation. UMBC will be exhibiting itself at the festival's father, consulted Ted Hoffman of Staff energies and a constantly .growing _ Baltimore City Fair Sept~mber 17, 18, Alternative Theatre about other options. . circle of volunteers created a living and 19 along with University College Both agreed that Baltimore would be · an working environment on UMBC's campus. and UMAB. excellent location for the next festival Fourteen indoor performance areas, three ACcording to La-rry LaMotte I I ,because of the ongoing work of the Theatre outdoor stages, --a' music-box office­ Assistant to the qtancellor, space was -' purchased on Camden Street near Project. With help of Philip Arnoult, the information tent, a beer and food tent, and Attention I Hanover and Charles Street for the - / exhibit, a slide presentation, literature, / and balloons making UMBC ~'visable" I -Poet Oden to ·Recite / to the community. Y Gloria C. Oden, noted American poet doctor of law degree from Howard .Volunteers who would like to work and associate professor of English at the University, Washington D.C. She was a in the UMBC showing are being ac­ New Deadline · University of Maryland Baltimore County, project director for Holt, Rinehart and cepted. If interested call Mr _ LaMottte will be Poet-in-Residence at Asilomar 26, Winston, New York book publishers, in the Administration BuUding. ./ an English conference to be held this before moving to Baltimore, where she· Arrangements will be then made for month at Pacific Grove, Calif. The annual joined the English faculty of UMBC in parking, times, etc. conference, scheduled for Sept. 24-26, is 1971. sponsored by the Central California Thursday 9 a.m. Council of Teachers of English. Dr. Oden will conduct a series of . Faculty Lounge Moves to_Hil.lcrest sessions for teachers interested in "the poetic process as an art form" and "the _ As the Rathskellar enters its fifth year of soups, salads, deserts, and coffee. It is All -Stories and Letters writing of poetry." serving pizza and.beer on campus, a new open two hours each weekday, and is also Her poems have appeared in more than faculty lounge located just steps away open to students. 40 magazines and professional journals, from the "Rat" in the Hillcrest basement The faculty lounge now operates out of and she has contributed to 18 poetry an­ has just begun. ' the old Rathskellar location. The new MUST thologies. The poet also has made several section of the Rathskellar, which is four radio and television appearances and has The lounge, operating under UMBC's times larger than .the other, was opened been included.in a film on poetry--Poetry food source, Servomation, was set up to last semester. For those who don't want is Alive and Well and Living in America, provide a separate lunch s'etting for thE' pizza and beer but do want the music and Be In Retriever Office which was produced and distributed by faculty who don't want to use.the "Rat" or atmosphere of the rat many purchase food Media ?lus of New York City. the cafeteria. According to Thom Cutter, in the lounge to eat in the Rat. Thorn Cutter Rathskellar -manager, the food served ·in A native of Yonkers, New York, Dr. considers the lounge an added attraction to Oden received a bachelor of arts and the lounge is sent up from the cafeteria the RathskeUar because "it's kind of like daily. The mellU includes sandwiches, increaSing this menu too." /

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The K-9 Story Man's Best Friend Goes to Boot Camp

BY DOLORES CROFT searches and 139 crowd control situations. Reeves, a fact which he attributes to the Tours of the K-9 training center are The large German shepard dogs seen "I am confident that if a dog is properly ' constant closeness between the officer available to the public as well as a feature drilling around the UMBC campus are trained and there is a suspect in the woods, and his dog. When the dog retires, the movie. Tours must be arranged in advance part of a 28-dog K-9 operating ut of the dog will get him," stated Lt. Reeves. officer can buy him from the county for a with Lt. Reeves and information is Wilkins Station. The dogs are being There are 29 standard police calls that nominal fee of one cent. available by calling 494-2320. trained by Baltimore County police of­ ,the_K-9 unit must automatically respond to ficers for later use in assisting the police jand it will assist on numerous other calls if lavailable. Tracking suspects, escapees, or Imissing persons in fields or woods is the main function of the K-9 division, but it also handles any violent crime, breaking and entering, destruction of property, trespassing, alarms, prowlers and the like. The first step in becoming a K-9 dog is a rigorous physical examination and evaluation by a veternarian. Afterwards, /I [)::>gs are they complete a 14-week training period which begins with l:>asic obedience and moves through to jum~, building sear­ much more ches, attack and trail work. The training takes place at the K-9 center and also Patapsaco State Park. On the basis of: predictable 'close observation, some dogs are singled out to work in special areas such as ex­ than men; plosives or marijuana detection. The dogs work only for their "You can't just like dogs, you've got to they're happy love them," said Lt. Reeves in reference to master's verbal praise accompanied the trainers. "Dogs are much more predi"ctable to work with than men; and always by a pat on the head." tb..ey 're happy and always eager to please tifeir master," he noted. With the sole eager to department on a variety of calls. (Not to exception of the explosive detectors, none sniff out students who haven't paid their of the dogs are trained on a reward basis. bill, as was commonly thought.) The dogs work only for their master's please their The K-9 center was established in 1961 verbal praise accompanied by a pat on the and since that time has steadily grown in head. Similarly, the only form of punish­ importance, according to Lieutenant ment is a verbal "no" and a jerk on the master" Richard R. Reeves, commander of the K-9 chain. di vision, the only building of its king, All of the dogs are donated by civic­ (specifically built for the training of 'K-9 minded people and stay at the homes of the dogs), in the country. In 1974, out of a t.otal officers who train them. This iacillitates 12,769 calis, 248 arrests were made by K-9 the forming of a necessarily amiable alone and there were 832 assists to the relationship between dog and officer. "We district on arrests. The K-9 division par­ have never had a dog turn on an officer ticipateq ip 629 buUding eprches 593 ¥'Qqq , , , si,nce we... beep in o~ration. ' said Lt. , ~. 10 Page 6, Retriever, September 13, '1976 Fantasy' • Faculty Eat Frogs How to Live With Your Professors and Remain Normal Even If They're Not

of life. Please don't misunderstand me, I there too long. Our old boss stayed up there BY DA VID THOMAS OFFICE HOURS Although some think it a Federal Law don't mean to imply that my instructors without coming down enough, and he was Ever been in this situation: It's quarter for an instructor to keep scheduled office are bums, but, if I saw them in the overthrown. But that's okay. Before he after ten (or whenever) , class was hours (a time when he can yell at you in supermarket, you'd never convince me was only making only a little over scheduled to start fifteen minutes ago, and private, make you feel stupid and small by they had a Ph.D. Again, I'm not con­ $40,000.00 Now he's hot a job making over your instructor hasn't shown up yet? You yourself, instead of a crowded classroom.) demning anyone, it's just the "The Late $80,000.00. (Aren't you guys sorry you glance at your watch--or someone elses, Now Professors are funny criters and they Show" sent me out into the world with a picked on him?) and somebody asks, in all his boldness, take a while to figure out, so it might be false impression. Sigh. So, now we've got a new leader who's how 10hg everybody is supposed to wait touch and go for a time, but it's the only As far as the women faculty are con­ going to do things different: first, he's before it's alright to leave. Next thing you way. Some students have admitted to me a cerned ... what can I say? Most of the ones making a list of faculty who have been know, some girl is mumbling out loud, "I fear that their teacher doesn't like them, . I have look like the kind of girls you'd ask naughty and nice, then he's gonna check it or doesn't have time for them. Before you out on a Friday night. I guess they're • twice ... blame the poor Doctor, check your breath . making younger and smarter. However, . .after all, they don't like talking to people this can be rather distracting at times as who have the "Vampire Preventative" perhaps some of you know, but it's nothing spewing from their mouth. Understand? to worry about, it'll pass away. Soon. (Like Now, perhaps your complaint is when the first exam pops up ... it's kinda legitamite, hI:' just won't see you, and you hard to accept that something so pretty even gargle with acid to kill bad breath could be such a pain.) . germs, and still more chunks of flouride Remember that ~our instructor also has for your teeth. (Since we all now that feelings ... like steel. Only kidding. Ac­ flouride is great for doing something or tually, if you remem ber to treat him or her other to chalk.) The best way to get to see with respect, everything will work out half your instructor is to immediately run up right, if they treat you like you're an idiot after class and tell him it is important you things could be even better. After all, isn't see him later on. If he asks why, just say it that how the standard Teacher'S Pet has something to do with the ransom for operates? his kid. He'll talk to you. BMOC Finally, there is one other thing you STEREOTYPES AND LIFE should know this time, what the average, I Ribet! Ribet! A few years ago, before was a coll~ge run of the mill Chancellor is. I captialize kid, I had this vague notion about college this word because he is (or rather, can be professors. That is, what they looked like. I like) God. The Chancellor is the boss ... think you're supposed to wait twenty don't know how I ~ got the idea, although I the top guy around (kinda like a local Well, FROGS, that's about it for this minutes if the teacher's a Ph.D., fifteen if suppose it was linked to late night movies. mortal God.) Our school just got a brand­ time, but next week will be really exciting: he's got a Masters, and only ten for a B.A." The men all had goatees and wore new Chancellor because the old one was we're going look at the classroom All of a sudden the class is involved in this glasses with dark frames and had a having trouble with his Angels. (Angels situation: answer questions like--what to great debate (akin to the up-coming serious stature about them, etc. You've all are equivalent to Tenured faculty ... they do when you've got to go to the bathroom Carter-Ford debates) about whether or not seen the movie. So far I've run into one are the ones who do not fear Go----excuse during class: things you can and can't do so-and-so has a Ph.D. or M.A. Quickly the professor who fits the description: Good me, I mean the Chancellor.) This man also in class: what to do when your're in the syllabus is pulled out from the last class old Dr. Bettridge! The rest of my in­ sits on the tenth floor of the Administration wrong class, and examine the deep, and the two letters Dr. are observed before structors could easily pass for students, or Building. It's almost like heaven up there, JililosoJilical symbolism behind computer the instructors name. So you wait five bums, but as they say, variety is the spice and one tends to become light-headed if up printouts. Until next week: Ribet! more minutes. Well FROGS, this is silly. (l think it's called proper etiquette). Personally, I feel it would be more profitable to wait by course credit ... not instructor's degree. I would think twice about leaving a five The Older Woman - A Dream Come True credit course moreso than a measley two credit one. Of course, common sense is a BY BRYAN WEBER major consideration. For example, if it lips moved, and a barely audible voice slid conversation began. "My car's over there. was four 0' clock in the afternoon, and Dr. As I casually strolled over to the row of into my righf ear. She seemed to ask me if Let's sit down for a while," she suggested Whatever still hasn't shown his or her face ominous black chairs that lined the bar, I I cared to take a little walk outside for nonchalantly. " well, you can be pretty certain that began to think about my chances of -some fresh air. Not being sure, I asked her "Sounds cool. Which one is it?" I they're out enjoying themselves. (Most scoring that evening. This was the fourth to repeat her request. cautiously said, not even kno-#ing her professors cover up by saying they have a weekend in a row that I had decided to "How about a little fresh air? It's hot as name, or purpose, or why I was singled out seminar of great interest and importance spend in "Club Venus", and I was hell in here, and I wanta catch my breath from among the throng of horny guys to attend. Humpf!) beginning to feel a twinge of for a minute. Come on!", she gasped with available in the club. On the other hand, if you have an exam discouragement in my ego. I climbed up a smile. A bit confused, but wholehear­ She po,inted towards the old, rusty red scheduled that day, and nobody around to 'onto the stool, determined to drown all of tedly in favor of the idea, I picked up my station wagon a couple of cars down the administer it ... what can I say. Usually, a my self-doubts before the night was over. pack of ego-inflating cigarettes, un­ sidewalk. We ambled over to the car, and professor skips town on this occassion, and .Briefly glancing around I noticed many buttoned another button on my eye­ she unlocked the door on the driver's side apologizes profusely next class period. The young, eligible ladies situated within the catching shirt, and began to make way for and asked me to get in. The door creaked a way to become paranoid in his type of caravan of tables opposite me. Oc­ the door. waring of impending misfortune as I got situation is to leave after twenty minutes casionally I would catch a return stare. I'd in. Why was I so paranoid all of a sudden? and go batty over the weekend wondering immediately recognize it with a twitch­ This situation had been worked out hun­ if he showed up after all. However, you can ingly nervous grin and a tip of my extra dreds of times in the safety of my home, be pretty sure they'll show during an long, twenty-five-millimeter,-dark brown, and now it was becoming a reality. I felt exam: it's part of the built in masochistic aromatic, phallic-representative "My eyes checked out my body shudder, as I slid over to the far tendencies to watch kids squirm. cigarette. Of course, the sensibly minded door and nervously awaited for her to sit HOW TO CARE FOR young woman would thereby acknowledge next to me. She molded herself to the niche me with the back of her head. Already I my extended arm created, and murmured YOUR INSTRUCTOR her spacious hips which Recent studies have shown (although knew that this night was shaping up like in my ear, "You know you're really cute. evidence is far from conclusive due to the ones before, and I ordered another How 'bout a little partying at my place .cor$~cting theories) that your faculty beer. tonight?" member is human. (Sorry Darwin). Staring down at the frothy, creamy strained to be free of "I'm not sure I feel like splitting yet," I And because he or she is hwnan, they white, foaming head on the surface of the mumbled, wondering what the hell I was doing in this situation. I looked at her face should be treated as such. Many students ale, I felt as if I was being observed. As the tight binding which learn to fear· -their instructor, and usually sexual connotations about the thick white and noted a few telltale wrinkles accenting with good cause. I have found the best way mass in front of me began creeping into her eyes. The makeup was applied too to ' appease them is to pretend I'm deaf or my head, I decided to onc~ again look over thick, and her lips shined from a bright allergic to linoleum. This they cannot crowded conglomerate of bumping bodies her pants provided." crimson shade of lipstick. Obviously, she understand, no matter how hard they that lay before 'me. It was then that I was pushing thirty-five. My heart began to should try. Pretty soon they take mercy on noticed the woman seated to my right. Her pound. you, and then you've got it made. An lips moved as if to tell me something, but I "Look hon, I live just a couple minutes important point to remember is that an heard nothing. The blaring, ear-splitting from here, and the kids are probably instructor is' in a position of power. It rock and roll, which the band was bat­ It was rough going, for the crowd was asleep by now. Oh, we'll have to take the should be your job to find out how much tering out against my reverbating ear really packed tight, and the spaces bet­ babysitter home first, but then we can get power; that is, discover if they have a fear drums, cancelled out the,soft tones of her ween were not easily found. I forced my it on! Alright? " of Promotion and Tenure Committee. This voice. Our eyes met, and I moved closer to hands and legs into a few strategic places I lowered my eyes to the hand group also has power. By tenure, I mean a better hear what she had to say. Quickly, I and pryed my way through the barely massaging my thigh and considered the faculty member can get away with calling , gave her body a good raking-over. She was penetrable mass of intoxicated bodies. My possibilities. I've never messed with r. the Chancellor (BMOC) names and not built well . Her breasts stood firm and bra­ newly acquired friend followed step-for­ divorcee; or was she married? What if her suffer for it. (i.e. loss his job,) On the other less in an enticing white halter which step behind me, grasping hold of the waist­ husband walked in while we were getting hand, if your instructor is not tenured, act didn't quite meet the top of her high­ line of my pants. We finally reached the into things? like you have an "in" with the Chancellor, waisted pants . Her lar~e , dark nipples entrance of the smoking inferno and made Suddenly I realized that I wasn't even .::, :'and Problems between you the student and protruded rather easily through the thin way for the cool, invigorating blast of air sorry. I couldn't handle the reality that my '. "he the faculty member will soon stop. If summery material. Looking f~ther down, waiting ahead. The two of us sighed with fantasies were closely approaching. I this doesn't work, perhaps you might my eyes checked out her spacious hips relief and took in a few gulps of the edged closer to the door and firmly mention something about your WIele being which strained to be free of the tight shocking night breeze. A few comments grasped the handl,e to my escape. I turned a Hit man. Again, if this fails, drop the binding which her pants provided. Now my were made about the club and its to her, kissed her on the cheek, and said course. eyes snapped back up to meet hers. Her inhabitants, and then the meat of the "I'm just not that kind of guy." , Retriever, September 13, 1976 Page 7 Records Summer Releases-;..A Record Crop

BY ELIAS LIBERMAN background. "Be With Me" is the-simplest md purest of love songs and its seems Labor Day is safely behind us but before appropriate that husband James provides summertime is consigned to the realm of the accompaniment on his acoustic guitar. memory, take a moment to look back A most rewarding alb~. _ on the bumper crop of summer album "Reggae Got Soul"-Toots and the releases. The following are some of the Maytals (Island Records) more interesting items from this sum" "Nightfood"-The Heptones Osland mer's harvest. Records) "In The Pocket"-James Taylor (Warner If you didn't already know it, this was Bros. Records). This summer family man the -summer you found out that "reggae Toots Hibbert-­ James Taylor has given us "In The got soul! " Not only does it ha ve soul, but as Pocket" , the followup to last year's these two albums indicate, a goodly 'Gorilla". Stylistically it is that album's portion of reggae is soul. Critics around "delivers with an twin. Produced once again by Waronker the country are already comparing singer and Titelman, Taylor presents an eclectic Toots Hibbert to the late Otis Redding and intensity and joy but emminently palatable assortment of the comparison is not unwarranted. Toots tunes. Taylor is aided this time round by delivers with an intensity and joy that few his wife Carly Simon, Crosby and Nash, performers approach. Couple this drive that few Stevie Wonder and a host of others. with his sweet-and-raspy voice and "Shower The People" and "Nothing Like a reggae's infectious beat and sure enough­ performers Hundred Miles" are rich with harmony, reggae got soul! This Maytals album is much in the vein of "Lighthouse" from the their most interesting to date as it features "Gorilla" album. The album's highlight is more brass and more Rastafarian themes app roach." the James Taylor-Stevie Wonder than any of their previous albums. As a collabration "Don't Be Sad 'Cause Your result, songs like ,"Rasta Man" and "Six Sun Is Down" with its perfectly Wonder-ful and Seven Books" pack both a soulful ann harp break. spiritual wallop. As on "Gorilla" "In The Pocket" The Heptones are a reggae vocal tric provides the oblig;tory remake of a soul from Kingston, Jamaica, who prove that number. On the former album it was "How Bob Marley's brand of reggae music is Sweet It "Is" and this time round it's a only the tip of the iceberg. You can hear Bobby Womack tune, "Women's Gotta traces of the Temptations and the Miracles Have It" and Taylor handles it with a in the Heptones and this is no surprise. tiring lack of conviction. James is at his Jamaican musicians locked in on heavy EmmyLou Harris and Linda Ronstadt. waxed eloquent long enough. Simply introspective best on "Golden d~ses of American rhythm and blues and Dolly possesses a voice that can stated, Orleans is America's hope for the future of good rock n' roll. Moments" I a lovely, -haunting tune, and _ soul music beamed their way from outreach and' outblast both of those good he's very much the sensualist in "Slow powerful radio stations in the Gulf Coast. ladies. She sings in a rather nasal vibrato, - "Bigger Than Both Of Us"-Hall and Burning Love". Taylor has come along You can hear the results in the Heptones' not unlike EmmyLou Harris,. but with Oates (RCA Records) way from the days of "Streamroller silky smooth harmonies which ride the considerably more power and control. "All This is an appropri~te title for a talented Blues" and one listen to "Everybody Has :serpentine reggae beat which defines their I Can Do" is Dolly's latest album and it duo which has been overwhelmed by the The Blues" shows how completely his music. showcases the kind of singing and writing 'Iabels forcibly applied to their music. b1.ues have run out of steam. On "Nightfood", Leroy Sibbles sings which has made her the darling of Their reputation as purveyors of the James Taylor1s work has mellowed and most of the leads and displays a fine wit in Opryland in Nashville. Religion pervades "Philly" sound, based largely on their hit sweetened but he has seemingly slipped the songs which he has penned such as all her songs in matters of the heart and single "She's Gone", has grown to into dangerous complacency. He is "Fatty, Fatty" and "Mama Say" where just plain country living. Her songs tell of damaging proportions. The truth of the walking that fateful line between AM pap social consciousness born of Trenchtown ,simple country women beguiled by city ,matter is that while these two musicians and the meaningful, beautiful songs which poverty gives the lyrics their bite. Then, as ways, about (aIling · in and out of love, can turn out a "Philly" sound when they characterized his earlier albums. "In the the ultimate proof that "raggae got soul!" about cheating hearts, envy and pride. choose to, they are in no way limited to Pocket", as pleasant 'as it is, leaves one stands the Heptones' version of the soul Unfortunately, this powerful voice and that genre. Their latest album, "Bigger Slim and the man Joni Mitchell liked to classic "Baby I Need-Your Loving". This simple lyricism is smothered by cloying Than Both Of Us " should lay the Philly call "Blue". hybrid treatment works to the advantage production techniques. On a beautiful song myth to rest once and for all. "Another Passenger"-C~:lfly Simon of both the song and the group. "Book of like EmmyLou Harris's "Boulder to The Hal~ and Oates sound, if there is one, (Elektra Records). Carly Simon hits full Birmingham" there is just no place for the relies on r+b roots and their blue-eyed­ church-like choir which overpowers soul-sweet voices. "Rich Girl" is funky Dolly's delivery. This sort of overkill is and catchy, a potential AM hit. "London, heard throughout the album. Luck and Love" reveals another side. Its If RCA sincerely wants Dolly to appeal layered and exotic instrumentation and to the Ronstadt-Harris crowd, as- the stop-again-start-again rhythm make for album liner notes seem to' indicate, then an interesting song. "Back Together her production must be given a more Again" tells of the down and out rock star contemporary sound. Otherwise Dolly on the comeback trail and it smacks of Parton will remain a country and western autobiography. James Taylor-­ phenomenon when her phenomenal voice could be winning a much wider audience. This album should go far in establishing "Waking and Dreaming"-Orleans Hall and Oates with their own identity and "walking the (Asylum Records) their own following. Labels wear away If there is any justice left in the world slowly but this diverse selection of tunes fateful line (and that's subject to debate), Orleans will should accelerate the process. soon enjoy the superstar status they so "Slippin' Away"-Chris Hillman (Asylum richly deserve. This hard-working, hard­ Records) - between AM playing band began to break out last Formerly of .the Byrds, Burritos, summer when the singles "Dance With Manassas and the Souther-Hillman-Furay pop and the Me" and "Let There Be Music" , placed band, Chris Hillman has finally stepped their second album securely in the charts. out on his own. And what a pleasant giant "Wit.king and Dreaming" is their second step it's been. meaningful, album for Asylum (their first album is on "Steppin' Out", opens the album and it ABC) and it shows the same spark and sets the pace for the rest of the album. beautifu I songs ... " spunk as their earlier material. 'Favored with lots of airplay, the song is Guitarist John Hall and his non­ chock full of good clean harmonies, Joe performer wife Johanna are the group's 'Lala's churning per~ussion and a perfect lyricists, turning out intelligent, listenable 'guitar hook provided by George Terry. rock lyrics. In the collective hands of "Slippin' Away", the title track, is a laid­ Orleans the results are formidable. The hit back, mellow rocker. "Witching Hour", a single from this album is bound to be Steven Stills composition, is dark and "You're Still The One", a bouncing rocker brooding and Hillman brings it off well. that grabs first time around. The group "Love Is The Sweetest Amnesty" is a has taken on a second drummer in the gentle acoustic ballad while "Lifeboat" is person of Jerry Marotta, adding weight to four-part-harmony bluegrass, pure and stride with this one, having found the near Kingston for months and shows why the the.rhythm section but also freeing Wells simple. perfect combination of songs and Heptones stand in the forefront of Kelly to display his skills on other in­ Hillman's voice IS pleasant but non; musicians. Her voice has never sounded Jamaican reggae groups. struments. As a result, the Orleans sound de script. At times he sounds much like better and her rich bitch-chic posturing "All I Can Do" -Dolly Parton (RCA has opened up even wider and Charles David Crosby way back when he sang witl". seems less offensive than before. The Records) Plotkin's clean production lets those the original Byrds. "Slippin' Away" is album's best tracks are undeniably "It Like it or not, major talents just can't be soaring, polished harmonies and searing stylistically a close cousin to Rick Roberts' Keeps You Running", propelled along with ignored. Dolly Parton is a Country and guitar leads come right on through. "Fireball" and Roberts lends his voice to ( a musical charge from the Doobie Western legend, the kind of woman that "Waking and Dreaming" has its lyrical number of songs on Hillman's album. It' ~ Brothers, and the Little Feat classic "One truckers dream of, but outside the moments as well. The acoustic "Sails" and encouraging to see such a consistent1) Love Stand", a song thats been crying for afici?nados of pure C+ W music, Dolly is "If I Don't Have You" reflect a musical even album from the likes of Chris the proper female interpretation. relatIvely unknown. And that is un­ sensitivity in the group. Rockers like the HiiIman. Rock stars don't fade "He Likes To Roll" is jazzy samba in fortunate because Dolly Parton is the one title track and "What I Need" show that away .... some benevolent muse allow ~ which Carly is at her ease while jazz woman who more than any other has in­ Orleans can make every chord mesh with them to sneak up on us with sweet sur­ guitarist Laurindo Almeida vamps in the fluenced the styles and careers of both the next. creating exciting rock. I've p~ises like "Slip pin Away!" Page 8, Retriever, September 13, 1976 / ' / Mo ving On With Mnemonic Art BY BERNARD PENNER , Art Department Chairman, the problem is Despite vandalism and theft, UMBC'f I one of keeping the facilities open for Fine Arts department is still moving on. "student use and still supplying proper Faculty morale is improving with thE \~ecurity. He says there is nothing that can addition of the new Visual and Performing l?e done against incidents of this kind until Arts Major Program and with the con· t;he school can afford a central security sequent influx of apparently more Control system whicl will electronically dedicated students. The campus also has a monitor the building. new piece of sculpture located on the west As far as the new Majors Program is side of the Fine Arts building entitled concerned "business is booming," says "Mnemonic" by Marc O'Carroll. Kirstel. Enrollments are the best they've The first blow of the summer to the ever been. Studio courses are filled to UMBC arts occured during finals week. capacity so that they are being limited to Tom Arnsten the Theatre Department's declared majors. The department is Technical Director and some students desparate fQr new sections which the small discovered about $370 worth of equipment faculty at this time can't handle. Though inissing from the costume shop. The there are some new faces in the Fine Arts missing items included such things as building like Fred Stern in the video sewing machine bobbins, shears, a hot department and Mary Biron in ceramics, glue gun, and metal yard sticks. NancY, onlX one new position has been added to Potts, former costume designer for the, the Arts faculty, in the field of Art History department, was technically responsible I is MIchelle Taylor. Also there are plans to for the costume shop's general main­ start a Ceramics Guild. Signs should start Fink tenance. Since Ms. Potts never took an appearing in the Fine Arts building as to Mnemonic-a statue in honor of a ,sycamore tree which stood on campus inventory of the equipment, it was im- , when this new organization will be holding possible to ascertain what was really its first meetings fo-r all those seriously (they couldn't afford to do anything with missing. Ms. Potts left the school before , interested in ceramics. it) in order to build a short driveway for the losses were discovered and as of yet Further on the bright side is UMBC's trucks to pull into (who cares about a Stickers has not responded to inquiries concerning latest piece of sculpture. "Mnemonic" is a dumb tree when there's a Macke truck at Continued from page 3. the incident. No legal action has been collection of steel trees in various sta~es stake). So O'Carroll carried the memory Opinions varied around the campus taken because there is no way to aP1 of being chopped down. The sculpture is a of that sycamore with him until the day the regarding the present situation. One p-ehend anyone with such small items statement that perhaps speaks to the school commissioned him to do a sculpture commuter, who requested to remain unless they are caught in the act <,>f theft. construction of the students commons for the new Fine Arts building. Pain­ anonymous, stated, "I'm glad. The ( "It's just a big pain for us," says Arn­ gomg on next to it. It is the work of Marc stakingly he welded his memory into steel previous system used to make the lines so sten, "because we have a shop tpat can't O'darroll a sculptor who worked am. and now it stands on display for all to see. - long. They had to put the cards in the function. " Funds are being grantE'd to studied here. The piece was made in our The tree is gone and so is Marc O'Carroll machine and sometimes the machine replace the missing equipment, but until own studio and its construction took but the Mnemonic carries on. didn't work." almost two years of dedicated labor. the stuff is bought present costume Rod Shepard, mana2er of the Commuter designer Janet Neil is without bobbins. The word mnemonic refers to an aide to Cafeteria, said he did not know of any The second sad story of the sumfner memory, derived from the name of the Cards-- problems last year which would have occured in July. This time it was van­ Greek goddess of memory Mnemosenye. caused the elimination of the program for dalsim that struck UMBC's visual artists. O',CarroIl's trees are a statue in honor of, Continued trom page 3. fluctuated turoughout The week. Cards dorm students. Cashiers in the cafeteria Black paint found its way onto cam/ases. or recalling the memory of a huge and feel that lines are moving more quickly. Paintings were slashed, pots smashed, and , ancient sycamore tree which stood on this were processed without problems 'ac· even one large painting was stolen. ' campus years before even Spring Grove cording to Jenny Burnham, one of the "A lot of people think it is a very bad Strang!ey only the' work of advanced was built here. When UMBC moved onto employees collecting payments. She said idea," commented Meme Wells, a students was touched, causing some the scene the tree found itself behind the there were some difficulties last year with frequent Cafeteria visitor from the dor­ serious suspicions in the minds of the Dining Hall. It was an amazingly beautiful the computer's bill processing, a factor mitories. "Between classes you can't artists whose work was destroyed. They tree and O'Carroll enjoyed it during his which might have contributed to the corne in and pick up a coke or something. will not be re-embursed in any way for first years here'. But then one day the tree decision about the method of vehicle I'm in here now and have to pay for it. . . their loses. According to Harvey 'Kirstel, was gone. It was sawed down and buried registra ti O!!. which is really a 'bummer'." SGA '76-77 , Senate Vacancies Coffeehouse Friday Sept.17 2 Senior Cl'ass . 9pm to 1 'am 25 c Beer and Good Entertainment 1 0 rganizational 1 UMBC affai rs Supper Friday Sept. 24 2 Future of the University at6pm ~ . 1 Undergraduate Council_ 51.25 Pizza, Beer, Salad, Dessert, f;ruit Punch, and Coffee 1 At-Large-Senator (CALL CENTER FOR RESERVATIONS) and Coffeehouse 9 pm to 1 am On Sunday -----, Folk Mass llam [ , l Contemporary Worship Service 5pm

Anyone interested In applying for these seats Father Nick Amato Directions should talk to SGA Vice President Tony Coe, Rev. David Harris Wilkens to ROiling Rd. Left 2 miles to first light. Cedar Ave., right 2/10 mile. either at the SGA office or call 455-2220. I Mr. Mike Stierle The Center is located on left. Follow the Relay signs. Phone: 247-4033 . Retriever, September 13, igi6 Page 9

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, .. Harriers Head For Second Championship. Season

BY MITCH BULL School star, finished first in nine of ten dual meets last fall. His only individual "We won the Mason-Dixon Conference on the team. school. where he turned a 1: 58.5. Mc­ loss was to Jeff Peterson of George Mason Ward, who will captain the squad for the Fadden is pushing the veterans. Mike title last fall, and now we must defend it," ,University. Cartwright avenged that loss said UMBC's head cross country coach third year, improved his MOC finish from Zolliecoffer, a product of Northwestern by defeating Peterson by 14 seconds to fi­ 16th as a so~omore to 8th last fall. He is High School, won the MSA A conference Jim Pfrogner. "Every opponent on our nish second in the Mason-Doxon con­ schedule will be looking towards us," he the squad's leader and was a big influence mile titl~ last spring with a 4: 32 per­ added. feren~e championships, five seconds on last year's young team. formance. Bryan Denson, from Mt. Heb behind winner Jim Draper of Mt. St. Grace, matched his 15th place pet:­ ron High School, was considered th top Pfrogner, beginning bj.s sixth year as the Mary's. Harriers mentor, has his entire squad formance as a so~omore last year, cross country runner in Howard County from last year returning plus four out­ placing 15th again as a junior. He was the last year. A two miler, Denson is con­ standing freshmen recruits. Feldhein, from Sparrows Point High squads .No. 1 runner his so~omore year sidered a better cross country runner, at "We return the entire team this fall, and School, turned out to be the biggest sur­ but shared the four-five slot with Mc­ the longer distances, and has a tremen­ with the addition of some talented prise last fall. He either won or shared Murtray last year. dous future. newcomers who will add depth, I believe second in nine of ten meets a year ago. He, The Retrievers open their home we will be even stronger this year," he like Cartwright, fell victim to Mason's Pfrogner IS looking for this year's fresh­ schedule, on September 25, opposing concluded. Peterson, but avenged the loss, taking men to give the squad an additional boost. Messiah College, in an attempt to start the The returnees include last year's top six third in the championships, 10 seconds in Rick Biniak. a former Woodlawn High season off right, pointing towards a repeat runners. The runners are: seniors Mike front of Peterson. School performer, was an excellent two of last years' undefeated 10-0 record. Ward and Tom Gt:.ace, and sophomores McMurtray, out of Mt. St. Joseph's High miler in high school. He has. run a personal "We want to start the year off with a Bob Cartwright, Cliff Feldheim, Tony School, came on strong at the end of last best of9:40, and could break into one of the winning effort," said Pfrogner. "I believe McMurtray, and Mike Pirozzi. Also season. He placed 14th in the cham­ top four runners in the state. Weems we have some talented and dedicated returning are juniors Barry Bernstein and pionship contest. Ward, a graduate of McFadden, a graduate of Annapolis High athletes. Our biggest asset will be our G. B. Boyce. Howard High School, and Grace, from School, has been the surprise of the depth, after all, we are 10 men deep, " he Cartwright, a former Patterson' High Cardinal Gibbons High are the only seniors preseason workouts. A half-miler in high concluded. .Promising Prospects For" Women's-Tennis Team BY KA THY WARNOCK in pl~ying other college teams this season. besides 7 regular season matches, the A coach at a s~aller college like UMBC women will be playing in the Tennis Life has to face some situations that don't often Tournament, the Salisbury State In­ occur in the large schools. Women's tennis vitational, and the MATAW Tournament. coach Carole Arrowsmith can attest to Coach Arrowsmith predicts that thl> that. She lost one third of last year's team, season's toughest matches will be the not to graduation, but to other schools. 3 of opener with Frostburg State, and- the last year's varsity tennis play'ers have October 18th contest with Goucher College. transferred out of UMBC. Ms. Since last Tuesday, the team has been Arrowsmith is not discouraged by any practicing 2 hours daily, and will continue means. to do so throughout the season. According "There is always a large turnout for the , to Coach Arrowsmith, this rigorous team. In fact, last year's freshmen were regimen automatically weeds out all but about the best ever." Of the 5 returning the best·and most dedicated players. Once 4 players, are sophomores. the number of pl~yers is down to 9, Coach Returning to the team are last year's Arrowsmith uses a tennis ladder. No.2 singles player, Barbara Mazur, ti:'e A tennis ladder pits the members of tp,e No.3 player, Esther Halbert, and the No.5 team against each other in order to player, Kim Keller. Returning doubles This coming Friday and Saturday will debut the UMBC invitational Cup determine the best players. The top player players are Jane Olver and senior Gina will play, the other team's top player in one , This tournament promises to have international flavor Shanklin. of the 5 singles and 2 ·doubles matches in These players will be joined by 4 others every contest. Though practice has already started, Coach Arrowsmith urges anyone who Field Hockey Alive Once Again would still like to tryout to see her. Coach McGinty Attempts To Field Team Schedule BY KIM McDONNELL explained the coach. played by the men every four vears at the Field hockey makes a belated return to The status of the team is still in question games in the Olympiad. Friday, September 17 - the fiel~ of UMBC this fall, as coach Ruth and flexible. If fifteen or more are While.being fun, it is a demanding s~rt Soccer UMBC Invitational Cup McGinty attempts to field a team after an registered and the team is formed, they with worthwhile rewards. It offers exer­ UMBC vs. Rollins College 1:00 .P.M. absence of the sport on this campus for two will compete against other collegiate cise and conditioning for the athlete - Madison College vs. Virginia 3:30 P.M. years. teams. If no more than the ten already willing to participate. Women's Tenn!s - vs. Frostburg State Ms. McGinty, who is also gymnastics registered appear, then .the team will be It is not still too late to become a part -of College HOME at 3:00 P.M. and cheer leading coach, knows that the disbanded on an intercollegiate or club the UMBC hockey 5 picture. There is a Saturday, September 18 - resurrection won't be an easy task. "The level, and will consist of practices during meeting today in room 206 in gym 1 for all Soccer - UMBC Invitational Cup purpose of the athletic department is to the semester to practice the skills, sort of interested parties. The time to become Consolation Match 10:30 A.M. provide for the students what they want, in a clinic atmosphere. "part of the franchise" is 3: 00. Come Championship 2:30 P.M. however, with two fall sports for women Hockey is a noble sport, originating in dressed to play if at all possible. Any other Sunday, September 19 - (Hockey and tennis) we are having trouble Great Britian in the ,1800's. It is still details can be obtained by calling coach Women's Tennis - vs. Alumni Home, at 2 meeting our quota of fifteen players," recognized as an Olympic sport and is McGinty in Gym 1. P.M. r BY MITCH BULL as the first annual UMBC Invitationa~ "retriever In the period of my serving as sports Soccer Cup tournament is contested. ~di tor. of this paper, the last four years, the In conjunction with the tournament, the athletic scene at UMBC has undergone Maryland Association of Soccer Coaches some startling changes. the program can , Annual Clinic for High School Teams will a chance now be considered as one of. the best in the take place. state. The athletic department has The Retrievers will face Rollins College to be produced titlists and contenders in in the first game, while Madison tackles lacrosse, track, cross country, soccer, University of Virginia in the second game, creative ... ' volleyball, and basketball, and wrestling. with the winners adva..!lcing to the final on The university has also represented the Saturday at 2: 30 p.m. Baltimore metropolitan area well, as the The fact that the UMBC athletic campus has played host to many tour­ department has progressed to the point of Sports naments and championships, such as hosting its own invitationals and drawing -the Boh Metro Basketball Tourney the top teams like Virginia and Madison, is a lIleeting Catholic league H.S. Tournament,' and strong credit as to the ability of everyone most recently, the Division II National involved, with Athletic Director E. Lacrosse Championship. on lIlondays Richard Watts, Soccer Coach Ed Veit. While most of the non-conference and SID Jack Burk heading the list of the Comment tourneys and championshiops have been in at our people responsible for the tourney being lacrosse and basketball, a new kind of started by the Retrievers. hillcrest tournament appears at UMBC this week. The initiation of a UMBC invitational This Friday and Saturday, the tournament is a positive step in the right offices 1:00' Retrievers will play host to two Division I direction for UMBC, and for soccer in the powerhouses, Madison and Virginia, and Maryland, and Baltimore area. one Division II powerho~se Rollins College ) Retriever, September 13, 1976 Page 11 BuUetinBoard ------~ CARPOOL PARA-LEGAL PROGRAM OFFERED UMBC WOMEN'S UN ION PART-TIME CHRISTMAS EMPLOYMENT CREATIVE WRITING CONTEST BY UNIVERSITY COLLEGE The UMBC Women's Union will hold a Carpool to UMBC from N.W . Washington, Writers: You can win 5100; or $25 for best D.C. and back. If interested in joining call: 455· On Thursday, September 30th, 1976 a A comprehensive evening prc.gram in Para· meeting on Thursday, September 16th, at representative from Hutzler's, Westvi'ew will­ short story, humorous essay, or other short Legal Studies will be offered by the University eleven o'clock in CP 112. There will also be 2070 Joyce or 455·2291 Gail. pieces between 250 and 1000 words--with free Please leave your name and number if we be in the Career Development and Placement of Maryland University College in downtown another meeting on Wednesday, September Center to interview students who are in· copy of winning ~OLLEGE CON· can not be reached. Baltimore beginning in September. 15th at one o'clock in Hillcrest 103A. All women terested in working part.time during the TEMPROARI =:5 Magazine for all .. if you enter \ The courses are designed for students with are invited to attend either meeting. If you are - Christmas. season . The starting salary will be the Collegiate Creative Writing Contest whose no prior background in law, and are scheduled interested in finding out more about the FRESHMAN ELECTIONS deadline is NOVEMBER 5. For rules and of· 52.30 per hour. in the evenings for worki~g adults wishing to Women's Union, but are unable to attend these All freshman (freshpersons?) interested in If you are interested in meeting with the ficial entry form, send self-addressed, acquire para.legal skills and for those seeking stamped envelope to: International meetings, call Desiree at 455·2718 or Mary at running for one of the four SGA Senate seats Hutzler representa'tive, stop by the Career a new career. Publications, 4747 Fountain Ave, Suite C·l, 646·3274 for more information. open, file before September 22, at Hillcrest. _Development Center, Room 202 EM, prior to 9· The program is structured within the Any questions please contact Marty Skonilk at 28·7~ and schedule an appointment. Interviews Los Angeles, CA 90029. guidelines of the American Bar Association, x·2220 between 2 pm and 5 pm. VET'S 4NION MEETS will be held from 9 a.m.·4:30 p.m. and will last and to be certified, a student must complete a The veterans Ur/ion will meet next Wed· apprOXimately 15 minutes. JOBS, JOBS, JOBS program of six courses, three of which are Anyone interested in being managers, required . Courses offered for the fall semester nesday, September 16, from one until two P.M. ATTENTION PSYCHOLOGY MAJORS! WGC FALL PROGRAM statisticians, P.A. announcers for UMBC in· in the S.S . building, room 109. PsyChOlOgy Counsel of Maj.ors meeting The Women's Growth Center of Baltimore include : "introduction to Para·Legal tercollegiate athlell.cs should contact Mr. Jack Procedures," "Legal Documents and Legal Topics of discussion willb e: 1. "Attempts" Wednesday, September 15at 1:00 in E .M . 1~, has begun registration for their fall program. Burk, 455·21241, o~ see him at the UMBC Writing," "Evidence," and "investigative by V .A. to i~itutue double standards at UM BC to elect student repr'esentatives to Promotions Courses and workshops range from asser · for veteran /students. 2. Planning activities for and Tenure committees. All majors please tiveness training and sexual awareness to Fieldhouse. Techniques." For a free para·legal brochure and for the fall semester attend. Very important. yoga and relaxation . The Growth Center is ASSERTIVE TRAINING WORKSHOP registration information, call the Universty of located at 1110 St. Paul Street (St. Paul and If you would like to relate more effectively to Maryland University College at 528·7390 in Chase) and has many continuing events in employers, interviewers, and p~oPle.in. Baltimore. addition to their fall program. Please call 539· general, join the Assertive 1'raining Workshop 3588 for information and registration. this fall . You will receive individualized at. NUMBER 77 BUS SERVICE tention with Situations in whi'ch you 'll(ould like The number 77 bus will leave Pikesville at JEWISH STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION to increase your assertiveness. The Assertive Old Court and Reisterstown Roads every week Monday, September 13·Planning meeting . Training Workshop is offered for six seSSions day morning at 6:55, 7: 55, 8:55 and 9:55, and Bring your lunch and ideas. on Mondays, 11: 00 a.m.·noon, beginning each week day aftE',""oon at 2: 10 and 3: 10. Wednesday, Setpember 15·General meeting, . September 20th, in c.P 115. 'Stop I by the The bus leaves the Catonsville Commun ity this Wednesday and every Wednesday for the Career Development and Placement Center, College campus for Pikesville week day rest of the semester. 202ENl> and Sign up for the Assertive Training mornings at 8:03 and 9:03 and afternoons at If you cannot attend our meetings but would Workshop . I 1:16,2:16,3:18 and 4:18. like to know what events are in the planning The bus route beginning from Pikesville stages, have your name put on the mailing list. follows Old Court Road to Liberty Road, To accomplish this feat call JAN ET at 455·2758 GEOGRAPHY CLUB MEETING The Geography Club will have its first Milford Mill Road, Rolling Pnad, Crosby Road, EDUCATION-MATH BUILDING ROOM 202 or 655·5080. meeting on Wednesday, September 15 at 1:00 Craigmont, Ingleside Avenue (Bloomsbury pm in 55005 to discuss future activities. All Avenue) to Catonsville Community College, FOR WOMEN AT UMBC are invited to attend. and finally Wilkens Avenue to UMBC. The bus The adult woman enterin~ or returning to will stop for passengers to board or exit at college has unique needs. She differs from the normal bus stops along the route. Complete schedules for the number 77 bus With the start of this academic ferent area each week, bringing average UMBC student in motivations, pur· COMMUNICATION WORKSHOP year, make a pledge to. yourself to together representatives from pose and number of demands on her time. Are you interested in learning how to apply are available from MTA, 539·5000. begin your career planning. We are attempting to initiate a program for employment. write a resume, interview LANSDOWNE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS . organizations that offer similar which provides the services, counseling, in· effectively? The Career Development and OF 1971 REUNION Planning early in the semester for employment possibilities. They are formation and encouragement necessary to Placement Center is sponsoring eight·session The Class of 1971 of Lansdowne Senior High your career direction will enable American Studies - Wed., Sept help her obtain the most from her academic Communicaiion WorkShOps at the following School is planning a five·year reunion you to become involved in ac­ 22nd, 29th, Oct. 6th, 13th, 11:00 a.m. experience. times and locations: scheduled for October 1, 1976 at the Catonsville tivities which will assist you with To aid us in designing a comprehensive Mondays, 1·2 p.m., beginning Sept. 20th, C+P Armory. - noon, C-P 115 program we need your participation and in· 115 The evening will begin with a buffet supper the development of your career put. Tuesdays, 11:00 a.m,. ·noon, beginning Sept . and continue with an open bar and music by potential. You may participate in a COMMUNICATION WORKSHOP There will be an informal gathering con· 21st. C-P 119 Lucifer. To get more information or tickets wide range of activities which will - Mondays, Sept. 20th, 27th, Oct. ference of Adult Women Students on Wed· You may sign up for the Communication contact any of the following people: nesdays Sept 15th at 1:00 p .m . in Room 210 EM Workshop in 202EM. Robin (Hyatt> Scheufele 788·3109 help to determine your career 4th, USh, 18th, 25th, Nov. 1st, 8th, Bldg. We would I ike you to attend. We welcome Donna (Herrmann) Lemmerman 636·4426 direction, build up career-related 1:00 - 2:00 p.m., C-P 119 your ideas and want to know your concerns. ENGLISH DEPT. Nancy (Gartrell) Weigman 636·2511 The UMB.C Department of English is abilities, gain work experience REMEDIAL STUDENTS sponsoring a series of semnars this fall on the before you graduate, and learn the - Tuesdays, Sept. 21st, 28th, Oct. CAREER FOCUS WORKSHUt") The first in a series of seminars on th€ problem of the remedial college student, to if you are interested in learning about problems of the remedial college student will procedures for applying for em­ 5th, 12th, 19th, 26th, Nov. 2nd, 9th, increase awareness of the problems of the careers that are open to you in your interest be held at UMBC Tuesday, Sept. 14. The initial ployment. Career advising and' 11:00 a.m. - noon, C-P 119 . areas or with you major' partiCipate in a inadequately prepared student ahd to suggest session, entitled "Who Are ~he Remedial approaches for dealing with them. various workshops are offered Career Focus- Workshop. The group will Students," is scheduled for 2 p.m. in Room 306 Speakers include representatives from the through the Career Development examine careers' in the areas of the arts· of the Fine Arts building. ASSERTIVE TRAINING offices of Counseling, Institutional Research, J:tumanities, math,sciences, an~ social Dr. ~James G1:IlIiotte, director of counseling, and Placement Center. In addition, WORKSHOP ""and Admissions and -R'egistratibn, from the sciences·African Americsn Studies. Discover ' and Samuel Helms, of Institutional Research, the Center provides information Learning Resources t->rogram, African· - Mondays, Sept. 20th, 27th, Oct. different occupations within these three in· will be the discussion leaders. American Studies, the UMBC central ad· about different occupations and 4th, 11th, 18th, 25th, 11:00 a.nn. - terest areas, their duties, market trends, and FIELD HOCKEY ways in whichyou may enter these careers. ministration, and from the Sunpapers. career-related opportunities which ~ Field Hockey Meeting Gym 1 Room 206 any noon. CP 115 The first speakers are Drs. James Calliotte Career Focus Workshops are shceudled for questions contact Ms. McGinty. will be beneficial to you with your scheduled for the following dates: four sessions fot the following times: and Samuel Helms, from 'Counseling and In· career planning. Science and Math Day-Septennber Arts·Humanities, Tuesdays, 1·2 p.m., stitutional Research, discussing the Question, FOOTBALL A good starting point this year 22nd beginning Sept. 21st. C·p 119 "Who are the Remed!al Students?". The Tickets for College Park Footb~11 games are for your career planning is the Medical Health Day-Septennber Math·Sciences, Tuesdays, 2·3 p.m., begin· session will be held Tuesday, September 1~, now available in the UMBC Bookstore. ning Sept. 21st, C·P 119 1976, at 2:00 P.M .. in Fine Arts 306. Regularly priced 8.00 dollar tickets are Career Exploration Seminars. The 29th Social Sciences·African American Studies, available for 4.00 dollars to ,students with seminars provide an excellent and Social Service Day-October 6th Wednesdays, 11 :OO·noon, beginning Sept. 22nd, validated identification. Season tick.ets for 6 unusual source of career in­ Minority & Woman Careers Day-­ c.p 115 FRAT MEETING home games are available at a ·22.00 dollar Delta Sigma Theta, Inc. is Sponsor in formation. You will have the op­ October 13th You may register for a workshop in the c cost. Career Development and Placement Center, NAACP Campaign drive. All (nterested p~Pla are to contact: Rosaria Bra~, 383.0775. e portunity to talk to persons em­ Communications Day--October 202EM. YOUNGDEMOCRATSOF ployed in different areas about 20th UMBC MEETING their careers. Representatives GWYNNES FALLS PARKWAt The first meeting of the Young Democrats of Liberal Arts Day':October 27th Free room and board in exchange for par­ ATTENTION EDUCATION STUDENTS UMBC will be held this Wednesday, Sep· from various fields of industry, Government Career Day-- time a'ssistance to physically disabled man. The Education Student Council will hold its tember, 15 at 1 pm in SSl13. Representatives first meeting of the semester Wednesday, government, and education are November 3rd 523·6437. (Ted Hughes, 1636 Gwynnes Falls from the Carter, Sarbanes, and Milkuski Parkway, first floor, Bait. ~1217.) September 15 at 1 :00 P.M. in the Education campaigns will be present. Voter registration invited on-campus to speak about DiviSion Conference Room, EM 301 The Education Day--November lOth drives will also be discussed. The Maryland the needs of their organizations' Counci l participates in the planning of all Be sure to mark your calendar COLLEGE PLACEMENT ANNUAL Young Democrats Convention will be held at Division programs and courses and provides and how they relate to students' Copies of the 1976 College Placement Annual UMBC, Saturday, September, 18 from 11 am·5 for the first Career Exploration student members for Promotion and Tenure experiences, abilities, and in­ Seminar on September 22nd. On are currently available at no expense to all pm in Lecture Hall 3, and a cocktail and dinner • seniors on a first·come·first·serve basis. The Committees. In addition, the Council plans will be held at the Hoi iday Inn Belmont for the terests. Ylu will learn from people activities of interest to future teachers. Come Science & Math Day, represen­ annual contains listings and descriptions of Young Democrats or helping out in and bring your lunch! in the field about employment tatives from the Glidden-Durkee employers according to majors that they are Democratic Campaigns is urged to attend. possibilities, entrance Division of SCM Corporation, seekino and their geographical locations. In requirements, and the individuals Johns Hopkins Applied Physics additi;ri, information about career planning is provided. If you would like a copy, stop by the to contact. In addition, you will "';"';' Lab, and NASA - Goddard Space Career Development and Placement Center, gain information about different Flight Center will be present. We occupations that you may directly 202EM. hope to see you there! MUSICIANS UNITE relate to your background. There ·will be a meeting for all interested Career Exploration Seminars If you would like to _sign up for musicians of the Pep Band on Wednesday September 15, at one pm in Fine Arts 002. We are offered weekly on Wednesdays, the workshops listed below, return FOR RENT CAR FOR SALE had a successful season last year, we're this form to the Career Develop­ New Home, 3 bedrooms· Near UMBC·Fine '71 Plymouth Sattellite for sale. 3 speed from 1:00 to 2:00 p.m. in Room 103, looking for; the same this year. Anyone in· location, Walking distance·Avaiiable end of manual, R&H, a-c. 80,000 miles. $900.00. Education-Mathematics Building. ment and Placement Center, 202 terested in the Pep Band contact Ken Fried· September. No pets. Office ~55·2966, Home 201 · Contact Doug Perry in Dorm II at 455·2706. The seminars focus upon a dif- EM. man at 646·4699. 927·7522. HOUSE FOR SALE : HOUSE FOR SALE 3 bedrooms; 3 car garage; in Woodlawn; 15 Turn of the century 2·story, 3 bedroom home. minutes from campus. 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