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This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Eastern Progress at Encompass. It has been accepted for inclusion in Eastern Progress 1989-1990 by an authorized administrator of Encompass. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Accent Activities Weekend weather Interior design class Pollio reflects on Friday — Continued warm Bucking tradition with chance of rain, 45-70. Non-traditional students puts theory * first season Saturday — Cloudy but juggle families, classes into practice as Colonel's coach warm, mid 508-70. Sunday — Chance of showers, 50 Page B-1 Page B-5 Page B-7 to mid 70s. THE EASTERN PROGRESS Vol. 68/No. 24 14 pages March 15,1990 Student publication of Eastern Kentucky University. Richmond. Ky. 40475 o The Eastern Progress. 1990

Parties Trusty arraigned Many vie for top senate of fake IDs positions are amended By J.S. Newton Managing editor By Terry Sebastian Destination: Less than six hours after the uni- and Jennifer Feldman COWNIOWN versity Student Association posted Editor's note: the following is the candidates for the April 3 election, second in a series on access to alco- Marsha Whatlcy and Matthew Evans hol. were on the campaign trail. Since she was 16-years-old, Tracy At a press conference in the Pow- Whitledge said she had never had any BSslilati ell Building, both Whatlcy and Evans problems getting into bars — she said they wanted to start their cam- simply presented her self-made paign off as soon as possible. driver's license at the door of alcohol "We want the students to know, establishments. She never vorried working harder at apprehending and right now, that - , iKr__, about getting caught L,b ar confiscating fake IDs. Yet since Au- what we are run- " / y "Like I said, I'd been getting into gust 1989,only seven cases relating*) ning for is very hours being ban since I was 16," she reiterated. false identification have been filed in important," discussed Last November, her attitude Madison County District Court Of Whatleysaidinher by senate changed. those, three were amended to lesser opening address. Pana A4 Whitledge, 19. a Nicholasville 9A charges. "Wewantedto ™° * resident, was apprehended at O'R iley' s Possession of a false ID is a gen- start now," Evans BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB Pub and charged with falsely repre- eral term used to describe specific said. "We have been working on this senting another's license as her own charges involving forgery or misrep- for a long time... we're not going to by Richmond police, according to die resentation of an ID. - get our campaign together over spring citation. It was the first lime in three A person using another driver's break." years she had worried about owning a license to enter a bar or to buy alcohol Whatlcy and Evans are the first of false ID. is a class A misdemeanor which could three parties running for the presiden- "I had that thing for three years, result in a $12 to $500 fine and pos- tial and vice presidential seats on the until they took it away," she said. "I sible six months in prison. spring ballot to formally announce figured the worst they would do is take "If it is representing as another's their intention behind running. it away and tell me not to come back. driver's license and if they are not Kent and Kevin Hattcry are also I didn't figure they'd bust me because causing any trouble and they are not two candidates who will run for the I had never heard of anybody getting drunk, we are just citing them and executive office. Both are members of busted for it" letting them go," Lt Larry Cook, the senate, as are all those involved in Whidedge's point is valid. Richmond Police Department said. seeking the executive positions. Steve Many of Richmond's city offi- SutUes and Vivian Santelices will also cials and bar owners say they are See ID, Page A6 vie for the lop two senate spots. In the coming weeks, all parties are going to be releasing their plat- Progrtu pinto ky JEFF NEWTON forms to the public. But for Whatlcy's A Richmond Police officer escorted Shannon Trusty to the Madison County Detention Center Bill would establish and Evans' "WE" Care About You Party, the possibility of releasing their following his arraignment Monday. platform is still one week away. They said they did not want to common governing reveal their platform because candi- dates might try to mirror some of their Trusty enters not guilty plea ideas. board for colleges So instead of re vealing their ideas, the press conference was used as sort in university worker's death By Ken Holloway ofagettwg-acquainted-with-the-pub- News editor lic rap session, whereby both candi- By J.S. Newton Berea Police detained Trusty be- Trusty told District Court Mon- Currently each university in Ken- dates answered questions about the and Ken Hollo way cause he did not have an operator's day he was a resident of Florida after tucky has its own governing board license. Bales. desire to be in the respective seats. After misleading police about his Adams questioned him about being a which functions independently from Trusty, a resident of Brooksville, "All we (student senate) are is an true identity and age. Shannon Trusty possible South Carolina resident other universities and is appointed by Fla., was driving a 1978 Monte Carlo organization that stands up for student pleaded not guilty to the charge of He told Adams he had family in the governor. at the time of his arrest The car rights and student views," Evans said. murder in Madison County District Florida. "Each one of these institutions Trusty was driving was registered to nors. "We have both lived in Kentucky Court Monday. He is wanted for parole viola- functions independently except that Newland, police said. Geveden said HB 612 will not all of our lives, and we realize the Trusty will have a pre-trial hear- tions in Florida. Sgt. Alan Love told the Council on Higher Education According to Bales, a missing pass. He said die bill appeared before importance of education in Kentucky." ing Friday at 2 p.m. in District Court the court Florida was interested in operates to help with the funding of person report was filed for Newland the House Education Committee last Evans said. He was arrested in conjunction with extraditing Trusty for his violations. the universities through formula fund- and Trusty said he knew the where- Love said he would be tried in Madi- Thursday morning, and he submitted Although Whatley would not the death of Donald Newland, 42, ing," said Rep. Charles Geveden, D- a House Committee Substitute which elaborate to any great extent on plat- and had originally told police he was abouts of the victim. Police found son County first on his charges. It is Wickliffe. Newland's body with the instruc- would direct the Legislative Research form goals, she said the platform, that Odust Trusty, who was later found to not known at this lime what his Flor- But if House Bill 612, sponsored tions given by Trusty. ida parole violations are. Commission to conduct a study on die will be released the day after spring be Shannon's 17-year-old brother, by Wickliffe, passes the General feasibility of acenual governing board break, will concentrate on realistic Richmond City Police said. Bates said Trusty admitted to A plea of guilty was entered by Assembly, a Kentucky Regional Sys- stabbing Newland. for higher education between now and goals. Trusty, 18, was arrested at 2 a.m. Trusty for driving without a valid tem of Higher Education composed of In court Monday, District Judge operator's license. the next legislative session. "We are really turned off by stu- March 3 after being spotted alleg- the six regional universities and the The bill along with the commiaee dent leaders telling us they want to do edly trying to sell a television set to Julia Adams said the murder charge The defendant's council said they community college system would be specifies Trusty allegedly stabbed were concerned with trying to get substitute, according to Geveden, all these things and not getting them a clerk at M and W Standard gas in established. passed by a narrow margin. He said done," Whatley said. Berea. Newland 26 times causing death. bond posted for their client and The bill would also delineate the He is also charged with first-de- wanted to get a hearing as soon as the bill may die in the Rules Commit- "We have set realistic goals. Our The clerk called Berea Police responsibilities of the system to in- tee. and Trusty matched the description gree theft by unlawful taking, in con- possible. clude the acquisition, purchase, hold- whole platform is revolved around Even though Geveden is trying to of the person at the gas station. De- junction with being found with New- "Our interest right now is having this concept," she added. ing, and leasing of any property. suggest some changes in the current tective Rick Bates of the Berea Po- land's car - a charge to which he has One of those realistic goals has to The bill also calls for the estab- system, he did say that the current lice Department said. also pleaded not guilty. See TRUSTY, Page A6 lishment of membership and a guide- See ELECTIONS, Page A4 line of duties of die board of gover- See B\LL, Page A6 Army says incinerator still Senate votes to increase sabbatical funding planned for construction By Ken Holloway semesters at half salary, a semester at by Ken Holloway nerve gas agent News editor full salary or half a sabbatical leave University sabbaticals granted Much to the disapproval of die for two semesters at full salary. News editor citizens at die meeting, the Army said Increases in the funding of the Should or should not an incinera- university sabbatical leaves was ap- Seflon said sabbatical leaves are Money budgeted for sabbaticals: tor be built at the Lexington-Blue Grass See ARMY, Page A5 proved March 5 at the university not automatic. 1988-89 $564,452 Army Depot? / Faculty Senate meeting. According to Scfton, an employee 1989-90 $419.932 Members in organizations like According to Dr. David Seflon, requesting a leave must have a proj- Common Ground and Concerned chair of the university history de- ect proposal in mind, and the project - $144,520 Citizens of Madison County are op- partment, the Committee on the proposal must be reviewed by a de- posed to the Army's decision to build Inside Budget was asked to examine the partmental committee, a department chair, a college committee, a college an on-site incineration faculty. Accent B1 university's budget for sabbatical dean, a university committee and the Local citizens, which numbered Activities B445 leaves last semester. over 100, were given an update on the According to the university fac- vice president of Academic Affairs. Arts/Entertainment B 2&3 In a report presented by the budget chemical agent disposal program dur- Classifieds A 5 ulty staff handbook, after 14 semes- ing a meeting at Clark-Moore Middle ters of service tenured faculty and committee during the meeting, it School March 7. New beginnings A3 administrative members who have stales that the policy of the university The meeting was coordinated by News A 1-6 full-time employment may apply for is to grant as many sabbaticals each Perspective A243 a sabbatical leave to devote to a re- year as are approved and for which 88 M HN Hit sa as die Local Intergovernmental Consul- Number tation and Coordination Board which People poH A5 search project. replacement costs can be funded from Approved Disapproved Granted Not Funded the university sabbatical pool. The Applying was established by the Army in an Police beat A 5 The employees have these op- Source: Faculty Senate Button Commltm effort to keep the community informed Sports B6.748 tions: a sabbatical leave for two See SABBATICAL, Page A5 of the developments in destroying the Progress graphic by Tony Sebastian to. T ■ j A2 Perspective The Eastern Progress Thursday, March 15, 1990

THE EASTERN PROGRESS Jennifer Feldman Editor J.S. Newton .Managing editor Audra Franks Copy editor Charles Lister Staff artist Students needn't travel to benefit from foreign language stipulation On the discussion of whether or not a foreign for the need for a foreign language. language requirement would serve students of the Knowing a foreign language will undoubtedly university, we feel there are infinite advantages to increase one's job market As the United States be- having to take a foreign language. comes more integrated, even an elementary knowl- Foreign language has become a hot topic among edge of a second language will benefit students in the students, faculty and administrators since the Board job hunt Some states have predominantly Frcnch-or of Regents said it was considering adding a require- Spanish-speaking cities, but a student need not even ment to some departments. Some feel that it is not the leave Kentucky to find use for a second language. role of a university to make students take a foreign Toyota, for example, is a Japanese based con- language if they do not want to. Others think a glomerate that employs many United States citizens. foreign language is useless for students who plan on Certainly the ability to communicate in their tongue staying in and around the surrounding areas. Still would help in a U.S citizen's opportunity for ad- others argue that a requirement of one or two semes- vancement within that company. ters would not produce a fluency in a second lan- But economics aside, requiring students to take a guage and is therefore a waste of their free electives. foreign language could be one of the single best While some of these points have some merit, we strokes for their social and cultural development. feel the positive effects far outweigh the "inconven- While students may not become fluent in one or two ience" of a foreign language requirement. semesters, they would nonetheless gain basic prin- Some students say they will never cross an ocean, ciples that would enable the understanding of small so a foreign language would be more of a hindrance words or short sentences The benefits could be as than a help. But we counter that argument by saying small as directing a foreign student to the university one needn't cross a border to need knowledge of a cafeteria or watching a foreign film festival. second language —take french-speaking Quebec The advantages outweigh the disadvantages. and Spanish-speaking Mexico as prime examples C'est tout. During coldest months, color To the editor: of comforter is not a concern In early December, my mother A month went by. No com- Good Friday holiday should be reinstated called me from her home in forter. February was a cold month. J.S. Newton This letter concerns all faculty, signed clearly stale, the employees years of service here at the university. Canada to tell me she was worried Someone gave me a comforter staff, employees and students. have asked this question many times We deserve a fair and honest reply to about her son, who would freeze to keep me warm. It had flowers Question: In view of the fact mat in the last few weeks. We are well the above question in any manner this winter without a comforter. all over it. Flowers are not good if the governor has made Martin Luther advised from the EKU handbook mat President Funderburk sees proper. She was right. This winter I machoism is your primary goal in King Day a slate holiday, should Presi- our holidays off are subject to presi- froze. life. Flowers only reminded me dent Funderburk reinstate our Good dential approval. There are many fac- Steve Allen But it was not due to my Cacophony that it was getting closer to spring, Friday holiday? As the petitions being ulty and staff with a lot of dedicated Physical Plant mother. She did all she could to and still I had no warm blanket. keep me warm. "Where is my damn blanket?" Minority scholarship not unfair In early December she called little elves. I demanded after three months of Being an African-American stu- 1984. point average in addition to the extra- a company in Frecport, Maine, So I called good ole L.L. Bean waiting. dent leader and a recipient of the The Office of Minority Affairs curricular requirements. As you can and asked them to send her up and politely asked about the "Pushed back a little while, Commonwealth Minority Scholarship, was set up to participate in (he ongo- see, this scholarship is offered to help freezing son a blue, qualafilled hold up. He wasn't in, but sir," they rebutted. They are so I was appalled in reading the letter to ing programs of recruitment, reten- high-achieving minority students to comforter. customer service helped me just sneaky. Kill me with politeness — the editor, "Scholarship Based on Race tion and special programs for minor- reach their academic goal. This company said sure. the same. frustrate me with manners. is Racist." In an administrative per- ity students and to serve as a liaison of- Recalling the Bakke case, the Just give us your credit-card "Sir, we got some bad news It was getting a little ridicu- spective, a scholarship based on race ficer to help minority students, faculty Supreme Court of die United States in number, and we will get it in the for y a. Your comforter was put on lous — the whole process of cannot be racist when the race is the and staff resolve race-related issues 1978 ruled that university admissions' mail to him as soon as it becomes back order again," they said. waiting and all. I could not cancel minority. The scholarship originated within the university community. policies may not use quotas to achieve available, they said. I understood. And besides, the my order after three months of under the slate desegregation plan of The statement what would EKU racial balance. I checked with the EKU It was on back order and cold weather was not upon us just patience. It would be a major Higher Education seven years ago. do if hundreds of whi te students started Admission Office, and they said that would be available in less than a yet Sure. I could wait another moral defeat. The purpose of the plan was to pro- applying for the scholarship was made they do not use quotas to achieve month, they said. week or two. The comforter did not come in the letter. EKU does not have to racial balance. Therefore, the Bakke mote goodwill and understanding by I will not tell you the name of The day came when my com- after my little plea with the Bean worry because CMS has its own ac- case has no merit in this issue. providing educational scholarships and the company, but do the letters forter was supposed be be on my rep. financial assistance to African-Ameri- count CMS does not take away any It's obvious the person who wrote L.L mean anything to you? bed, keeping the heat of the wa- After a long wait, I called can students at predominantly while funds from the other twenty-three the later is not a student at EKU Good ole L.L. terbed close to my skinny little Bean once more. This kind universities in Kentucky. scholarships that are offered to incom- because students here do their home- The Commonwealth Minority ing students. work and avoid making such preju- OK. L.L Bean. You talked me body. woman said that the hold up was Scholarship (CMS) is one of twenty- There are requirements an Afri- dice remarks. Everyone has the right into it. The bright lights shining in My comforter never came. "I due to a color shortage. four scholarships that is offered to can-American student must meet in to freedom of the press, but I totally my eyes somehow made me just was wondering what the hold "What? You people have been incoming students here at EKU. One order to a recipient of the CMS. One disagree with the Progress in printing squeal. up was on my comforter,'' I back ordering my comforter be- requirement to receive the CMS is that requirement is that as an undergradu- this letter when racial tension is at its Nothing against our fine asked. cause you do not have the right you must be an African-American from ate he/she must have at least a 2.5 high highest. I recommend that letters in Frecport company — the com- "Sir. I am deeply sorry for the color," I whimpered with defeat Kentucky. Eastern Kentucky used the school or undergraduate grade point the editorial be positive in helping pany that provides a toll-free delay. Let me check on that order "Yes sir. But we do have a grant in an effort to recruit African- average with extracurricular support black and white relations, as opposed number for easy ordering — the for you. I'm looking at your order fine garnet-colored comforter for American fac ulty and students, as well in athletics, community and/or stu- to having the potential to fuel the fire. company that delivers parcels now. I'm sorry Mr. Newtain. you if you would like to change as an incentive to retain our students dent government services, or at least Federal Express. Your order has been back ordered your order.'' and faculty here at EKU. Another 3.0 grade point average without extra- But when they said as soon as again. It won't be available for..." What a sap am 1.1 wailed for portion of the grant was used to estab- curricular support. A graduate student Derrick L. Briscoe possible they were a little I interjected. "What? This is three months to get the right color. lish the Office of Minority Affairs in must maintain a minimum of 3.0 grade O'Donnell Hall extreme. At first they said about a the second time. My comforter is I took the garnet comforter. month will be needed to get me already paid for, you know," I It makes my bed resemble one Ignorance of agriculture is ail-too common my comforter. said. of those someone might see in the I am a student in the Technical tion who have little knowledge of education and have learned a great That was fine by me. "Yes sir. We are really sorry Love Boat suites. You know the Agriculture program here at Eastern where their food is produced or appre- deal through general education classes. It should have been in the for the inconvenience. We would ones: big, red and heart-shaped. and I am also employed at Stateland ciation for the farmer who produces History, humanities and other general mail around the time I got back be happy to forward your com- Oh the aaaagony. Dairy, the university dairy farm. I that food. education classes have informed me from Christmas vacation. forter Federal Express," a L.L. But in the end, L.L will get would like to express the agriculture With less than 2 percent of the about world development and citizen- Problem was — when I got Bean representative said. How his, and how. I will use my 100 students' appreciation for the article U.S. population in agriculture today, ship. However, I believe there should back from break, my comforter was I supposed to be furious at percent satisfaction guarantee, and photograph of the student work- farmers are doing a good job keeping be a class offered on food production was not sitting on the porch. It these people when all they could send the comforter back to Maine ers in the February 22nd issue. I think food on the table, while exporting and other aspects of agriculture for was not at the neighbor's house. It say was, "yes sir, no sir, we are and have them ship me a blue one. large quantities for other countries. general education credit. I feel that you might want to reprint the picture was not at the post office. It was sorry sir, if we can be of service I will wait to send it back until I with more accurate information for The cost of food in the United States knowledge of food production is just not put on my bed by mysterious to you again in the future, sir." know they have my color. the caption. Andy Morrow was haul- today is relatively cheap, requiring as important as other general educa- ing liquid manure and Jeff Masters people to spend less than 14 percent tion requirements since so few people was following him, with a tractor and of their income on food. Beginning in have an awareness of where their daily a bale of hay. Fanners bale hay during the 1980s health costs became a greater food is produced or processed. One of the summer growing season and use expense in the U.S. citizen's budget the main issues facing the world today this to feed the animals through the than food. is production of adequate, safe, af- How to reach us winter when no grasses are growing. I would like to thank EKU for the fordable food The mis-information on the cap- opportunity to receive a college edu- Denna Hanson To report a news story or idea: To place aa ad: The Eastern Progress is a member of tion demonstrates the lack of knowl- cation and giving me the confidence Richmond Associated Collegia** Frees, Kentucky edge aboutagrkulturc. There are many to go out in the working world and This letter was signed by seven Newt Display murcollegiaie Press Association and people in the United State's popula- make the most of myself. I value my other people. 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; The Eastern Progress, Thursday, March 15,1990 A3 Perspective Superstar entertainer still People poll By Jonathan Adams

What would be your dream Spring Break? makes comedy a dirty word Columnist Art Buchwald re- sionally, he shows a little self- cently sued Eddie Murphy and control and is genuinely funny, Paramount Studios. He claimed the Your turn even insightful. But this handful of film "Coming to America" was diamonds is lost in the coal slag based on a story he had written that he spews. He could be years earlier, and the whole thing Keven brilliant Instead, he goes for the was fobbed off as an original script McQueen cheap 'n' easy laugh. Sometimes written by Murphy. Buchwald won his sense of timing goes awry, and the suit can say anything that crosses his he ruins routines by stretching Good. mind, and he does. Profanity is them out for several minutes, as in Many popular comedians are probably the least harmful of his imitation of a man describing a overrated — I have a personal list vices — it merely makes you look bus accident victim. that stretches from Dan Aykroyd stupid — but why do people pay Some insist that Murphy is an to Gene Wilder — but Eddie good money to hear a full-grown important comedian because he's Murphy is the one comic on the adult talk like a stable hand? one of the few superstar black Robert Burdine, scnkx, su- Eric Pinkel, senior, parks and Calvin Creech, junior, list who rubs me the wrong way in If you heard a man talk like entertainers. True, he's not Siepin tistics, London: recreation, Cincinnati: graphic design. Mount Vemon: every possible category. Why be is that on the street, you'd probably Fetchit, but he's no role model considered a lowering giant in the want,to tell him to shut up. Yet, either, unless "You, loo, can be a 36-26-36, Monde hair, blue eyes. While water rafting with David Virgin Islands with an unlimited field of comedy is a matter that we put him in front of a half- rich sewer-mouthed bragging jerk" 6-feet Lee Roth in Southern New Guinea. supply of Bud. should be studied by a crack million stoned teenagers who'd is considered a positive message. committee of sociologists. laugh uproariously if he only did Film critic Stephen Schiff I have a theory that many, if bird calls and hand shadows, and nailed Eddie for vanity in Vanity not most people can't stand it's called "comic genius." Fair magazine: "He's invulnerable Murphy and wish lie earth would Murphy's torrential profanity — godlike, preening and passion- swallow him whole. Yet he rarely becomes numbing, then boring ately in love with himself... we're receives the criticism he deserves. and finally exasperating. Ah, but asked to applaud his skill at It's as though people are afraid not one must keep pretending to enjoy insulting secretaries, bureaucrats to laugh at him. listening to Eddie say what can be and assorted construction workers Murphy had charm in his "Sat- heard in any residence hall for — ordinary people doing their job urday Night Live" days, even if he free. No one wants to look like a — and to admire how much was always picking on easy targets racist nerd. cleverer he is than the audience like Gumby and Mr. Rogers. But Here are some coprolalia sta- that comes to worship him." he had to show restraint on tistics from that fine journal of in- But another critic got right to television or face the wrath of tellectual pursuits. People the diseased heart of the matter in network censors. (Readers may magazine: Murphy's last film, the a review of "Eddie Murphy Raw": Hope Burris. freshman, mar- Hallie Burger, junior, juve- Daemon Overstreet. w recall the eminently lame Charles generously panned "Harlem "By the end of the film. I felt I had keting, Louisville: nile services, Ocala, Fla.: phmore, political science, Louisville: Rocket another SNL comedian Nights" contains 234 severe and spent an hour and a half at the who bravely said the big F word not-so severe swear words. The lowest level where human life can Spend a week on the beach in To go toCancun, Mexico, and drink On a cruise around the Virgin Is- on a live broadcast He was film is 1 IS minutes long. That still be called human." Hawaii. cheap Coronas, and have a ball with a lands. immediately fired and forgotten by averages out to about two oaths a No one ever said that after see- bunch of friends. the fickle public.) minute. ing a Spike Lee movie. However, Eddie's live concerts But Eddie does have talent McQueen is a graduate undent are a different fettle of kitsch. He He is an astounding mimic. Occa- in English from Bond. Ky. Puppy's problems place life In proper perspective Add Power to your Mac Gosh, what am I going to do? there, loo weak to fight He didn't Memory expansion kits from the My life is soooo tough. I've only even mind when we used the hair Lexington Computer Store can be got 24 hours to cram 30 hours of dryer. work into. I've got bills running Rufus is doing better now, used to increase the power and out my aspirations and debts the even though it has been less than speed of your Mac. For example, site of federally-funded third a week of intensive care. We've why quit from a word processing world countries. Besides that, I gained his trust He follows us have 18 hours of classes that meet around the house now. He has so document to access a spreadsheet? for two hours every other day and much love to give. 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ELECTIONS Continued from Front page Student Association do with setting up a separate organiza- tion that will promote students to stay at the university for the weekend. likely to ask students Evans said the organization would have elected officials and would help promote school spini. about library hours Parking is one of those realistic goals Whatley and Evans will elabo- rate on. Evans said his party's plan is By J.S. Newton University students, overall, attainable from all aspects. Managing editor maintain a 2.6 cumulative grade point "We are not going to promote a Students are likely to get a chance average, according to the legislation. 14-story parking structure. What I am to voice their opinions about the uni- Student senators must maintain a concerned with: how am I going to versity library hours, if all goes ac- 2.0 GPA to be on the senate. The new park my car tomorrow? We won't cording to a proposal being discussed act would raise the standard to a 2.2 promise something that we can't in the university Student Association. cumulative, and it would raise execu- implement in one year," Evans said The legislative measure is spon- tive GPAs from a 2.2 to a 2.5 cumula- Also, the "WE" party, which sig- sored by Sen. Becky Dierig, who also tive. nifies the first initial in last name of is in charge of the senate elections to Dierig said the act would enhance both running mates, plans on initiat- be held April 3. the performance of the already-strong ing a campus awareness week on According to the resolution, it will Student Senate. campus racism. Whatley said she is be used to gather additional research "If we are already making the concerned with the growing problems (or the study of extended library hours. grades now, we should keep doing it," dealing with racial relations. March 27 is the target date to pass she said. "I definitely think there is a prob- the legislation, leaving just enough According to Childress, if the act lem. That is one of the main issues we time to get the resolution on the spring was approved by the Student Affairs will be addressing in our platform,'' ballot. Student Association president Committee, and not tabled, it would Whatley said. Scott Childress said. end up at the Board of Regents. Evans agreed. "We are for the students and not just one segment of Also on the agenda for the Tues- Legislation which would reduce them," he said. day meeting was a bill that would the number of senators was tossed These are just some of the issues increase academic requirements for back into committee for further study. the "WE" party will address, Whatley student senators. Currently students have one sena- said. Sen. Tammy Arnold, who co- tor per every 200 students. The new Student Association will sponsor sponsors the act, said she thought it act, if it were to make it oulof commit- a presidential roundtable. The was a necessary step in keeping pace tee, would make the ratio 350 - 1. roundtablc will not be a debate, but with the student body. According to the act, if action were will be an open forum for students to "Don't you at least want senators taken on a later date, it would be put ask candidates about issues they are to be average? At this point they are into effect in the spring of 1991. concerned about, current president Soiling a way *«*»«»>*<*>* BILL LACKEY not," Arnold said in reference to the Student Association will hold a Scott Childress said. Molly and Sabrina Metcalf, daughters of Dr. Soott Metcall who Is a professor In the university student senate GPAs. Presidential Roundtable for the ex- The forum will be held March 27 math department, sell Girt Scout cookies for the Brownies outside the bookstore. The legislation passed unani- ecutive candidates March 27. It will in the Kennamer Room of the Powell start al9p.m. Building at 9 p.m. mously. Spring break offers students a variety of vacation spots The university's Explorer's Club Street to hit the bars. being on MTV." By Becca Morrison Spring break starts March 17 and ends March 26. plans on making a more economical Shields said there was also a carni- Sherry Jackson, a junior public Staff writer journey to Florida. val every night at sunset at Mallory relations major, plans on trying to get "Coronas are $7.50 a case, that's eling to Mexico, California, the Baha- will then take a flight to Cancun. The club, led by Jeff Shields, is Square. on the Oprah Winfrey Show when she the best part," Hall ic Burger, a junior mas, Wisconsin, Chicago and the per- The group plans to attend a bull traveling to Big Pine Key, which is Gina Hill, a freshman majoring in travels to Chicago with one of her juvenile services major, said of her ennial favorite Florida, just to name a fight and go parasailing while in about 35 miles out of Key West, for paralegal science, plans on spending sorority sisters for her vacation. upcoming trip to Cancun, Mexico. few. Mexico, Burger said $175 each. her fourth consecutive Spring Break "We're planning on not spending When classes end, and in some Some students plan on spending Another student bound for Can- Nineteen students are making the in Daytona Beach, Fla. She is going a lot of money." Jackson said "we're cases before then, university students as little as possible to get to their cun is Chris Welsh. 1,200- mi le trip in two university vans. with her roommate Mary Shea and going to museums and bars.'* will leave the university for Spring destination while others are spending Welsh's parents own a condom in- Transportation, food and lodging is four other university students. Lynne Abney, a sophomore po- Break. nearly $1,000. lum in Cancun and this will make his included in the price. Hill, who said she has gone to a litical science major, is headed for While some students are staying Burger is going to Cancun with Tuth trip there. Shields said the group would lie tanning bed for the past seven days cooler climates in Wisconsin. on campus or going to their home- seven other university students. They Welsh estimates the total cost of on the beach during the day and at said she looks forward to, "meeting She is going to visit her boyfriend, towns for the holiday, others are trav- are driving to Atlanta, Ga., where they his trip at $950. night go into Key West to Duvall guys, laying out on the beach and she said. What did YOU do Tuesday Night?

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Main widened, and where day care centers According to Smith, population St., at 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. Stather's Flower Shop 1 Dozen Roses - Police beat Compiled by Terry Sebastian $4.66 w/coupon The following report! have been filed reported that a rock had been thrown bathroom had been broken. Expires 3-22-00 with the university •§ division of public through a second floor window. The rock Robert Fiecater, Mattox Hall, re- safety: was taken as evidence. ported that the driver side window of his 630 Big Hill Avenue 624-0198 Jimmy Cox. Matlox Hall desk, re- vehicle had been broken and that his radar March 3: ported a small fire was burning in the grass detector was taken from his vehicle while Greg Watts, Palmer Hall, reported area near the first floor bathroom. The fire it was parked in Alumni Coliseum Par king the theft of hit wallet from his room. was extinguished with water, and it was Lot Denke K. Dornlog. 20. Fort Wright, determined that the fire appeared to be a Lynn Kibbona. 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Physical Plant ing. from his vehicle while it was parked in the reported that 10 sheets of plaster board Van Hoose Parking Lot. were damaged at two apartments on You may be dead. March 5: DarylCoyle.Todd Hall, reported that Summit Street the passenger side window of his vehicle Donald Powell. Cotlonwood Drive, had been broken and that his radar detector March*: reported that a tire on his vehicle had been was taken from his vehicle while it was Marty Wagner. Matlox Hall, reported deliberately punctured while it was parked parked in Alumni Coliseum Parking Lou the sounding of a fire alarm. The Richmond in Martin Hall Parking Lot Donald Sweeney. Keene Hall, re- Fire Department responded and found no Iris Richardson, Crabbe Library. ported that a mirror from the third floor smoke or fire.

amounted to if it had been increased figures are tabulated and the Council SABBATICAL proportionately to salaries since 1982 determines "an all ranks average." Continued from Front page through 1983 when the $40,000 figure In the 1989 through 1990 year, the was established. university ranked third in average pool is made upofa budgeted $40,000 Also proposed is an increase in the professor salary with $40,271, first in plus whatever has been saved by the university contribution to the sabbati- average associate professor salary with university from full-year sabbaticals cal pool each year by a percentage $35,196, first in average assistant at half pay. equal to the increase in faculty sala- professor salary with $29348 and Sefton said that there is sometimes ries, ami any funds from the sabbatical second in average instructor average a m i sconception that sabbatical leaves pool not used for replacement costs be with $24,126. are used as a paid vacation, but he said carried over for the following year. "We have made improvements in the leaves are used to increase teach- In other Senate news, faculty sala- our salaries in all ranks and in individ- ing effectiveness and to strengthen ries in comparison to those of other ual ranks. But our goal in salaries academic programs. regional universities were compiled. remains to be 100 percent of bench- Sefton also said that because the Jim Clark, who helped package mark. That is our next goal," Clark budget committee believes that the the information together, said every said. program could prove beneficial to the year each university fills out a stan- Clark said the Council has chosen faculty and administrators, it asked daidi/«linfonnaiionquestionnairefor universities from surrounding states the Senate to make the following rec- the Council on Higher Education. which resemble institutions in Ken- ommendations to university president "We report to them how many tucky, and then the Council estab- Dr. Hanly Funderburk. faculty members we have under their lishes benchmarks. The first proposal asked the cur- definition, and what their average As of 1988 through 1989. the rent $40,000 pool be increased to salaries are," said Clark, university regional institutions' benchmark for $61,500 plus a percentage equal to the director of planning and budget salaries was $35,442. The benchmark ' percentage increase in the faculty sal- Clark said the numbers compiled for the University of Kentucky was ary pool for 1990 through 1991. in the handout were by academic rank $44,620, the University of Louisville 9 The $61,500 amount is what the — professor, associate professor, as- was $42,767 and the community col- university contribution would have sistant professor and instructor. These lege system was $27^479. Machete Needy Don Peace BethLeppert Tammy Arnold Junior Grad Student Junior Senior nerve agent (350 ions of nerve agent) weapons was by incineration, and the Broadcasting Business Marketing Graphic Art. ARMY out of all the sites. The stockpile is safest was on-site incineration com- Mt. Washington Richmond LouJiyfee Frankfort Continue from Front page also located in the most densely popu- pared to transporting the chemical it is going to stand by its decision lated area. agent to one disposal site. made in February 1989 to build an on- Dr. Oris Black well, chairman for The Lexington-Blue Grass De- site incinerator in Richmond. the university department of environ- pot's on-site incinerator has construc- The problem started for Richmond mental health science, said the Army tion plans scheduled for September when Congress mandated that chemi- has dorse a series of studies that culmi- 1992. Call 622-1872 cal weapons be destroyed at the eight nated two years ago in the final Pro- The system will be tested in March sites in the United Slates where they grammatic Environmental Impact 1995, and actual burning of the nerve are stored. Statement. gas agent is scheduled to begin in The Richmond stockpile is the These studies showed that the best March 1996. The cost for building the \o liven up your business, smallest, storing 1.6 percent of total alternative to destroy the chemical incinerator is $200 million. I ^ A6 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, March 15,1990 Campus news

"My experience with education ID BILL has taught me that a six-year term for Continued from Front page Continued from Front page a governing board member is much "We tell them to leave the place and better," Funderburk said. "You need don't come back." system is working much better than it two or three years to become ac- A more serious charge is criminal used to because of the Council on quainted with the university and the possession of a forged instrument, a Higher Education. system before you can really make a class D felony, which carries with it a "There seems to be some consis- contribution as a board member." one-to-five-year prison sentence. tency and continuity into what is hap- Funderburk said he docs not have Cook said police are arresting pening," Geveden said. "But nothing any objections about LRC studying people who are found with forged IDs, is perfect, and there might be a better the feasibility of a central governing but said he feels a one to five year way." board, but he does not expect the prison sentence is a link rough. According to university president implementing of an overall governing "I don't foresee sending them to Dr. Hani y Funderburk, the better way board in the higher education system the pen for one to five years just be- is the system currently being used by anytime soon. cause they altered a little ID just to get the eight Kentucky institutions. Geveden said the bill could possi- into a bar to have a good time," Cook Funderburk, who has been a chief bly ease future conflicts bet ween each said. "I think if you tack a little fine, executive officer at three institutions, institution's president and the Board SlOOorcouple hundred dollars to them said he has been a part of the current of Regents. then they are going to think about it system that Kentucky is using for over For example, Geveden said More- before they do it again because it is 20 years and that it works well. head State University and Kentucky going to hurt them worse than giving Funderburk also said the problem State University not too long ago were them jail time." with this bill is it would coordinate the having problems with the con tract re- John Coy, district judge, agreed. institutions loo much. newals of their presidents. "I don't want to prejudge any "I think there is something to be Geveden said that Pennsylvania case, but it seems to me that one to five said for a little diversity and a little and North Carolina are just two of the years in the penitentiary is pretty harsh Progress photo try MIKE MORRIS friendly competition," Funderburk states that have large boards which for some kid wanting to buy alcohol Stuck in a tree? said. That's the reason I like the govern the higher education system. underage which is really the crime present the system. Each institution "I tried to model what Pennsylva- Lisa Kupper, a sophomore law enforcement major from Louisville, poses for students making nia was operating their higher educa- when you think about it," Coy said. "It water color drawings In the Ravine Monday afternoon. has its own governing board, and I like depends on the circumstances of the that I think that this is better for tion system, and it just seems to me to particular crime." Kentucky than having an overall be a very workable situation," Geve- den said. "I don't know if it would be Coy said he feels the amending of "He told them he was Odust when According to the booking depart- governing board." an improvement or not, but maybe we a charge still sends a serious message. TRUSTY he was arrested. He told us who he ment of the Madison County Deten- Also included in the 90-page bill should try some different things.'* "I don' t now how anybody can see really was and told us he was an adult," tion Center, a $ 100,000 cash bond was is a provision calling for six-year terms a fine of $200 and a conviction of a Continued from Front page Lewis said. "I'm sure he was just set by Adams. for members filling vacancies on the Geveden said one of the reasons the bill is not going smoothly in the crime as a slap on the hand if you are scared." Lewis said yesterday no one has Council on Higher Education and the a young person going to college who legislature is that people involved with a hearing with some dispatch — in a Trusty was asked if he wanted to expressed interest in making bond for governing boards, effective Jan. 1, is looking forward to a career," Coy the various regional system do not hurry — quickly," Defense Attorney spend the night at Newland's house, Trusty. 1992. said. "A conviction of any kind is a "I think some people would like to want the system changed. Ernie Lewis said. Lewis said. "No. No one has. It is fairly stan- very serious matter in a young per- Trusty' s fingerprints were checked dard for these kind of cases," Lewis see longer terms for the Board mem- "It's just a fact of life that some son's life." Lewis said he thought Trusty was people think that the system is work- scared when he gave police his with the Kentucky State Police Lab, a said. bers, and I certainly agree with that," Whitledge's charge was dis- Funderburk said. The current term on ing well as it is," Geveden said, "and brother's identification. police news release said. Murder is a capital offence. missed on the condition she have no the governing board is four years. they do not want to change if offenses for one year. Although she said she was scared when she was apprehended, she said it was 'no big deal' that she was cited. Christopher Flinn, 18, was appre- hended at J. Sutler's Mill and charged with criminal possession of a forged instrument, a felony. His charge was ^WhenlcallMom, amended lo disorderly conduct, for which he paid $161.50 in Tines. she either wants He took his punishment to heart "I wouldn' t ever think about doing to talk art or football. anything like that again," he said, adding he discouraged friends from using fake IDs. "I can't force 'em not Usually ffootbalP to use fake IDs, but I tell 'em it's not worth it, it's not worth it at all" It is up lo the discretion of the judge to amend or drop charges, ac- cording loSherriPaie.assistantcounty attorney. "It's more along the lines of a philosophical stand point of the court system," Pate said. "Both people are doing something to get into a drinking establishment, one with a fake ID the other with another's license. The judges are striving to treat everyone the same." Perhaps because there is little threat to a potential violator of being se- verely charged, fake ID cards are common among college and even high school students, according to many bar owners, police officers and others familiar with the crime. "I don'tknow a whole lot of people down here, but I know at least 10 people I could name off that have them. That's a lot," Flinn, a freshman from Cincinnati, said. Kane Flanary, owner of Talk of the Town on First street, said his em- ployees are trained to look for "fakes" — tattered edges, glossy lamination, clear backsides, too much space be- tween lines, sketchy Kentucky seal. Even with these specifics to look for, however, many fake IDs get through, officers say. Part of the problem is that some of the IDs with which underage students are using to enter bars and purchase alcohol are real. With a birth certificate and social security card, a person can have a new operator's license made. Go ahead, call her up and let "Thai's no guarantee, but it pro- her know the score. vides us with a little more information than someone just coming in here and A 10-minute coast-to-coast call, saying, 'I'm so-and-so,' " Barbara dialed direct anytime, any day with Campbell, a deputy clerk, said. AT&T, costs less than &00* And A clerk can refuse to issue a li- with last connections and immedi- cense if a signature varies from that on the social security card or if there are ate credit for wrong numbers, how other reasons to suspect that the per- can you miss? son is not who he or she is represent- Foe more information on ing, but Campbell said it was "not impossible at all" for a person to suc- ARZTLong Distance Service, and cessfully have a false ID made. products like the APSTCard, call Cook said he feels some bars do 1 800 525-7955, Ext. 100. not check identification at the door •Add applicable taxes and surchaiges like they should. Although certain bars "catch a few and call us, there is proba- bly no telling how many that slide by them and get in." "I think it is getting worse. It seems to me like I can hear a dis- AT&T patcher call a patrol unit to reference an ID check every night," Cook said. The right choice. "Especially when there is a crowd downtown." Cook said the crowd is not neces- sarily the university's students. "You just wouldn't believe all the 16-to 17-year-old kids that we are get- ting from NichoUsville. Winchester and Lexington. Even Louisville," Cook said. They just all come into Richmond, all these young kids be- cause they know they can get into the bars at 187 and if they are 17. a lot of them have these fake IDs." Arts B2,3 Activities B4, 5 Sports B6-8 Accent Section 6 The Eastern Progress Thursday, March 18, 1990 Tom Puckett, editor

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Editor's note: The author, a sophomore English major, is president member it. I hit a guardrail and ended up in a field. I did extensive of the Brockton Residents'Association. As always, the Progress editors damage to my car." welcome submissions from our readers. Purvis was able to walk away from the accident, but because this was the second accident which she claimed on her policy, the insurance By Anson Mclntosh company canceled her policy. Contributing writer The children's father is behind on his child support. Due to a recent court action, Purvis will soon be able to collect the money, plus 10 Hope and Rande Jones moved onto the university campus in 1984; percent of the backlogged child support. three months later 28-year-old Rande was in the hospital with a "That's going to help, but it's really hurt me twice," Purvis said. heart cathetcrizalion. They had three young boys ages 6,4 and "It's put me behind on my bills, which means I have to pay a service 2, and no hospital insurance. Two hospitals were involved and along charge, plus that hurts my credit rating. I've lost a couple of credit cards with doctors' fees, the bills were over $3,000. because I'm behind on them. That really hurts because there have been Now that Eric is 12; Trevor, times I've had to use my Visa to 10; and Andrew, 8; the bills from buy groceries." . Randc's near-heart attack arc paid Some items such as medical off. Rccently.they paid what their bills, child care and rent can be re- insurance did not pay on another imbursed by an expansion of a stu- operation Rande had, this one on dent's loan. Things like credit cards, his back. car maintenance and insurance can- "It took my student loan," not. Hope said. "It took what I had All students get the same amount left, it's part of living expenses." of financial aid, for the same Hope, a child and family stud- amount of need, unless the student ies major, and Rande, a math ma- requests a budget expansion. Stu- jor who graduated last year, are dents with families do get an extra typical nontraditional students $500 per year for child care, if need with a family. They are strug- is proven. Purvis says that even gling to get through college on though she is on a sliding scale at Randc's teaching paycheck and the daycare where Amanda stays, Hope's financial aid. she still pays S35 per week. "My kids have never been to Although the majority of non- a dentist," Hope said. "It's be- traditional students have a difficult cause we haven't been able to time, there are a few who do not afford it; therefore, I have a 12- qualify for financial assistance. ycar-old who will probably act Progrtss photo by MIKE MORRIS Connie Brock is among this mi- like a 2-year-old when he gets Connie Brock left behind a 17-year career for the rewards and nority. into a dentist's chair for the first frustrations of being a college student once again. Brock is divorced and has one time. married daughter. She quit her well- "Occasionally we get a babysitter, but it's not very often. By the paying job of 17 years at the beginning of this year. Because she made lime wc pay somebody, it's not worth the effort. It'sa double-whammy; so much last year, the dietetics major is unable to receive aid. you pay to eat out, and you pay to leave the house." All last year she lived with her parents in order to save money. She Sachi Purvis is a divorced mother of two girls: Morgan Rae, 5; and now realizes, after her first semester the university, that her savings are Amanda Faithe, 3. The police administration major found out the hard not going to go very far with tuition, books and rent. way that she cannot do it all. While she lived with her parents, Brock planned ahead. She bought "My mom holds the insurance on my car," Purvis said. "In spring things for college life like extra clothes and a better car, to replace her of 1988 I was working two jobs and going to school, and I just did so old one. much I exhausted myself and passed out at the wheel, and I wrecked my "I don't have spending money like I used to have," Brock said. "I car. Everybody says 'I can't see how you do it all.' " don't go shopping anymore, and I love to shop and blow money. Now "I had it in my mind that I could do it all and I pushed myself to a I don't even look, but it doesn't bother me because this is a dream I've point that my body said: 'That's it' and it quit on me. I don't even re- always had. I'm loving every minute of it."

Archivist stocks vault with university, regional history By Travis Flora Originally from Miami, Fla., Hay said he has had a Assistant copy editor love of history dating back to his elementary school days. Far beneath the ground, in the basement of the He graduated with a bachelor's degree in history Cammack Building, there is a cubbyhole of history. from Florida State University in 1965 and a master's Back through a side room, through a maze of degree from the University of Kentucky in 1969. shelves and a jungle of boxes, there is a desk. This is the Hay began working on his doctorate at UK and, in den of university archivist Charles C. Hay III. 1971, began working as the modem political archivist Hay has been head of the archives department since for UK. 1976, when he was hired by then-university president What was supposed to be a one-year job soon turned Robert Martin to establish the department. into five. Hay finally abandoned his doctorate degree "They kept everything in a little room in the library plans to work in the archives full time. when I came here," Hay said. "But the files weren't "There was a retired professor here, Mr. Edwards, open to the public. If you wanted to see them, you had who had done some collecting of archives for a while," to be either in administration or gel special permission." Hay said. 'There was nothing ever formally done, but Today, the archives are full of university and area he did lay the background for me." history. And they're open to the public. Hay said the archives Edwards had were basically "A lot of graduate students find the archives helpful papers made by past presidents and some photos. because a lot of their classes require the use of primary Nowadays, personal papers belonging to ex- source documents such as diaries or letters in their term university presidents seem to be the archives' speciality. papers," Hay said. Papers belonging to Gov. Keen Johnson had just He also said administrators find the archives useful been donated to the university and indexed when a because they offer a glimpse of what past decisions current university professor was doing a biography of were based on, and this helps administrators with back- Johnson as part of her doctorate studies. ground information to base future decisions. Dr. Libby Fraas, faculty adviser to The Eastern Hay said the things he likes to collect in the archives Progress, was pursuing her Ph.D. in Communications at are materials having historical significance or materials UK. Her dissertation topic was "Keen Johnson: News- offering a glimpse of what past times were like. paperman and Governor." "We have letters between families, and some letters "I knew Mr. Hay and a little bit about where to find from foreign countries to relatives in this area," he said. information on Kentucky history," Fraas said. "Plus I "Some of these letters date back as early as the 1790s." knew a retired university professor named Frederic Some of the more valuable memorabilia in the Ogden had just published the public papers of Keen university's possession are a letter from Abraham Johnson and the information was in the archives." Lincoln wriucn during the civil war in 1861 and an "Keen Johnson was from Richmond and governor 1823 letter from Thomas Jefferson to Green Clay, of Kentucky from 1939 to 1943," Fraas said. "He also Cassius Clay's father. used to run the Richmond Register; His wife and But don't let that impress you. Hay said. daughter had given his papers to the archives a few "I was visiting the University of Virginia and years before. Mr. Hay had indexed all the papers looking around when their archivist pulled out over 500 chronologically, which was very helpful." letters Thomas Jefferson had written," he said. "He even left the archives open for me during spring Besides looking for older materials to put in the break so I could keep working," Fraas said. archives. Hay has set up a system for collecting current In 1989, Hay was part of the first group of archivists vital materials used by the university. Unfortunately, to be officially certified by the Society of American this system has led to some abuse. Archivists. He said to be considered for certification, he "I'm sure it's nothing intentional, of course," Hay had to have at least five years experience in archives said. "I set up a system when I got here specifying what Progress photo by BILL LACKEY management, show samples of his work as an archivist papers should be saved in the archives. But a lot of Charles Hay displays some of the many records and letters stockpiled In the University Archives. and have completed graduate work in archivist admini- times a new secretary comes in that doesn't know the stration and management. system and I end up with a bunch of junk to sort indexed and cross-referenced the Progress from volume "Wc are a very valuable source of information," In the coming years. Hay would like to see his through." one in 1922 to the present," Hay said. "We've also done Hay explained. "If someone wanted to know about system become more automated, collect as much as The use of computers has eliminated some of this all the Milestones." Mozart, the dog that lived on campus in the 1950s and possible, and get more shelving to keep the archives. mess, Hay said. But as of now, only a small portion of "This computer indexing will be very helpful when 1960s, this is where to look."' "As you can see, we're pretty well-packed in here," the archives files are on computers, and it will be at it's finished," Hay said. "The Black Ensemble wanted "Mozart was sort of the campus dog back in the Hay said. least three or four years before it's anywhere near done. to know the history of the group for black history month 1950s and 1960s," Hay said. "He'd wander around cam- He's right. Box after box of archives are stacked And it's not likely he'll ever forsake his trusty card so they came here and checked all the old Progress and pus and sometimes go to classes. He was particularly from the floor to the ceiling. Even the window ledges catalog for computers. Milestone indexes to find what they needed." fond of the music department. Sometimes he'd go sit in have boxes on them. "No way, no way, no way!" he exclaimed. "I can "The thing to remember is that we're here for a class and when he knew an hour had passed, he'd get Hay would also like to see more of his archives just see an electric field come in and wipe out years of academic support," Hay said. "We try to support the up and leave." become part of the National Data Base. work." academic mission of the university by training people in "The dog was usually right, and class was dis- "We have close to 100 more collections to add," he "So far my assistant, Sharon McConnell, and I have better research and appreciation of the past." missed," Hay said. said. B2 Arts & Entertainment The Eastern Progress Thursday, March 15,1990 Greg Watts, editor

Piano man: 'Volcano' erupts with Childhood deal leads professor to lifelong musical career originality, warmth By Lisa Hicks Stafford teacher who also performs, and crank Staff writer out several generations of students By Greg Watts Richard Crosby took a musical who want to do likewise." Arts editor Movie Review gamble when he was young. And he's "I'm doing the things I'd like to do "Joe Versus The Volcano." been playing the piano ever since. for the rest of my life," he said sounds like the title of a Warner "Joe V. The Volcano" Crosby's parents noticed that he This was not always the case, Brothers cartoon. Why would a had a good ear for music. At (he age of however. When Crosby was younger, grown man named Joe pick a fight Rated PG 2 he could sing tunes back to them in he wanted to be a great concert pianist with a la va-fiOed cavern. And does "I don't have the nerve for that," the volcano have an attitude prob- • •• key. lem? Crosby said "It's a real stressful ca- "My parents always worried what The audience, including my- at the best hotel in Los Angeles would I do if I didn't do music," he reer. I need a base of operation so I can self , could have guessed about the and a three-week trip by yacht to a said. work on leaching as a main source of answers to those questions for small island in the South Pacific. When Crosby was 6 years old, he income and perform on the side as an twice the length of time it takes to Sound harmless? Well, once on and his family moved from Ohio to outlet. There's too much pressure on a watch the film. the island, Joe has the dubious Florida. They moved into a house that performing career. I'd rather have a "Joe Versus The Volcano" is honor of sacrificing himself to the had a piano. life with my career than a career with- different You have never seen a angry volcano. Crosby said his mother made a out a life." film like it It's the most original This is not your typical deal with him. He could take lessons Crosby said he is a bookworm on film to grace the silver screen since Spielburg film. Or any film for and team how to play or they would the side. He enjoys reading history Steven Spielburg made people that matter. Hanks is funny as the sell the piano. most of all. He's also active in teacher's across America and the world fall man doomed to die. Never does he He agreed. His First instructor was organizations such as the Kentucky in love with a creature from outer sulk or whine about how unfair his a housewife who lived around the Music Teacher's Association of which space. early demise is to people. comer. One of her hands was crippled he is secretary on their executive board. From the very stan, everything Meg Ryan, playing three to- by arthritis, so she illustrated a litUc He's also an active member of Phi seems fresh and inventive. As Joe, tally different characters, steals the with the other hand. A year later she Mu Alpha, a fraternity for men in Tom Hanks creates one of the show with her flair and energy. moved away. music. He holds several offices both warmest, most sincere rotes of his Some of the funniest moments "She had no idea what she had nationally and locally. career. He's a guy stuck in the come when she plays the bizarre gotten started," Crosby said. He said it was hard to get things machine works of a miserable daughter of Lloyd Bridges. He said he didn't have any really published because people want the existence. His job could not get The island natives are a hilari- ous mixture of several ethnic cul- good teachers until he was in the sev- oldies, and it's such a big risk for any worse. His nerves are shot and publishers to try someone new. causing his throat to close up. Joe, tures including Jewish, English, enth grade which was when his inter- it seems, is a hypochondriac. Dutch and Irish. Who, by the way, est really started to grow. "I've written an organ piece and some songs P ve been sending around," And his worst fears are con- love orange soda. Why? Only His growing interest took him firmed during a visit to the doctor. Spielburg knows for certain. Abe through 11 years of college education Crosby said. "If you get your foot in He's only got six months to live. Vigoda, known for his role as Fish in order to become a university in- the door, then you have a chance. I'm Thus, when a mysterious on the television series "Barney structor and share his love for music. trying to get my foot in the door." stranger played by Lloyd Bridges Milter" plays the chief of the tribe. He graduated from the University Crosby said as he gets older there shows up at his home, and offers Technically, the film is good. of Cincinnati's College Conservatory is less of a clear favorite style of music him the deal of a lifetime, Joe sees Since Spielburg wanted a film with of Music in 1979 with a bachelor's for him because he's starting to like light at the end of his dismal exis- humans as the only characters, degree in music education, and in 1981, everything more equally, however he tence. don't look for spectacular effects. he earned a master's degree in piano still leans toward the Romantic music At this point, the plot takes The best effect is the huge expanse and conducting. between 1820 and 1910. some unexpected twists and turns. of dismal factory at the start of the He hopes to complete his doctor- "I've got it better than most The mystery man turns out to be film. Pfognu phou, by JONATHAN ADAMS ale in performance this December. people," Crosby said. "How many one of the richest men in America. Don't try to second guess this "Teaching is such a fulfilling ca- people can say they make a comfort- And the offer he makes Joe in- film, either, because you'll be Dr. Richard Crosby polishes his muslcsl skills dally. Hs hopes to reer, I couldn't imagine myself doing able living doing what they would die cludes letting him have unlimited wasting your time. Just relax and complete his doctorate In performance this December. anything else," Crosby said "I'd like to do for a hobby? I've really got credit to buy whatever he wants, a prepare to see something com- to spend my whole career being a everything I want." plane ticket to Los Angeles, a room pletely new.

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I .a The Eastern Progress, Thursday, March 15,1990 B3 Arts & Entertainment Award-winning poet visits campus Buffet takes listeners to Caribbean with 'Off By Susan Gayle Reed have, from time to time, made their Staff writer way to her mailbox. Kentucky poet Michelle Boisseau. "You have to son of bury your to See the Lizard.' winner of numerous writing awards, ego," she said. "You work two years ByRonWyatt was on campus last Thursday night to on a poem, and you get a print-out Contributing writer present a reading of her work and to saying: 'Where do you get off send- Album Review hold a poetry workshop for the stu- "Leave my cares behind, ing us this stupid waste of time?'with take my own sweet time. dents in Dorothy Sutton's advanced abig'Sorry'at the top of the page. I'm OH creative writing class. - Ocean is my mind.'' myriad of sounds. The result is fan- like.Sorry? Who's the sorriest here? " —Jimmy Bidfet, 1989 tastic. This song has tango written After listening to Boisseau, crea- Boisseau warned the class not to all over it The entire album is heav- tive writing student Michael Sorg Off To See The Lizard, the lat- listen to everything everyone tells them est release by Jimmy Buffet, lives ily influenced by the beautifully described her writing ability and her about their writing, however. If you up to its catchy title. With a decid- simple melodies of the Caribbean, fast sense of humor as "a cross be- listen to everything, "then you're edly Caribbean flavor, this is Buf- but this cut is particularly spicy. tween Emily Dickinson and Roseanne Dylan Thomas. He believed every- Barr." fet at his best The best song on Off To See thing anyone ever told him and he lost Jimmy Buffet has a long history The Lizard is, without a doubt, the Originally from Cincinnati, Bois- his mind," she said. of tongue-in-cheek humor and title track. Characteristic of Buf- seau grew up in a Catholic school One of Boisseau's main points catchy titles. His laidback Key West fet's sound, this song paints a vivid where she said she started writing was that it is all right for poets to write style has served him well He has a landscape. The song takes its title when a nun suggested that she turn an things that don't always make perfect string of hits spanning two decades. from an African proverb about a essay about being tangled in seaweed sense. Best known for the hits "Mar- into a poem. little red iguana that turns lava into Pngntt photo by MIKE MORRIS "One of the best things a poet can garitaville", "Come Monday" and gold. The song is autobiographical, She later won a creative writing Ka«Bolit»i>u»Cheeseburger In Paradise" and from Godzilla's halitosis to the Boisseau then attended the Uni- said. "Unless you take it seriously, are George Herbert, Elizabeth Bishop, the poem is going to be, it's boring. It "Why Don't We Get Drunk." search for Elvis. versity of Houston where she received you're never going to write it It's its Robert Browning and Alfred Ten- becomes methodical and you become Backed by The Coral Reefer That's My Story And I'm her doctorate in English literature. own reward a lot of times." nyson. arrogant After all, no one wants a Band, he has a unique sound that Stic kin' To It" twists and turns into She now lives in Morehead, Ky., "I think you need to write every She said that "just the way they lover who is sane. It's pan of the inspires a loyal following and has one of the liveliest songs on this al- where she is an associate professor of day," she said. "It's something you write is so intoxicating to me that I can rhetoric of it; it's pan of the game," even spawned a line of clothing bum. This song is pure fun and English at Morehead Stale Univer- need to exercise. If you're writing all figure out the problem to whatever she said. called Caribbean Soul. What will excess at its best sity. the time, even dumb things, it's still I'm writing. Boisseau has taken this semester they think of next? You can almost see the smirk Boisseau has won several major exercising. It's not going to happen Boisseau said that her pet peeve in off to write poetry, and also to try her "Carnival World" leadsoff with on Buffet's face as you listen to this awards including the Al Smith award unless you're waiting for the door to teaching other young writers is "people hand at a little fiction. a catchy beat and ironic lyrics to one. from the Kentucky Arts Council, open, so to speak." who don't care as much about what "Poets, more than anyone, are match. The alternately flowing and Off To See The Lizard is Buf- which consisted of a $5,000 award, Boisseau also said that to be able they're doing as they do about them- allowed to say strange things," she driving melody makes this song an fet's best since Last Mango In Paris. and, most recently, a $20,000 award to write good poetry, you should read selves. said. "After all, they're poets; they're ear opener. Even with all the talk of It's the kind of music you need to from the National Endowment for the other people's good poetry. "How can you teach anybody when insane." gloom and doom, a ray of jaded listen to as you sit on a dock fishing Arts. "It's like a vitamin I take every their ego's in the way?" As for the Emily Dickinson- hope shines through. and drinking cheap beer. It's great Getting started writing serious day," she said. However, Boisseau also said that Roseanne Barr comparison, Boisseau "Gravity Storm" is an up-tempo, music to just kick back and relax to. poetry "was like falling in love. Every •'Unless I turn on the valves for she has had to remind herself about laughed and said, "That sounds good rollicking number. The large horn This is classic Jimmy Buffet, high day it gets more serious... Oh, God! poetry, I can't do it It comes out this on occasion whenever she has to me as tongas I can be as thin as section fills out the song with a technology aside. Now I'm in trouble!" she laughed. sounding like McDonald's tunes or faced the dreaded rejection slips that Emily Dickinson."

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March 27: "How to Solve fights ALS ter is sponsoring "Study Skills "All of ihe topics deal with 90% of your Punctuation Prob- Workshops," a series of classes skills that students will need to lems". By Ted Schultz and lectures to help students learn apply in many of their courses and March 29: Ways to avoid Staff writer to read, write and study effectively. in almost any career," Hart said. plagiarsm. For the thousands of students Each of the 10 workshops will Dean said the workshops were April 3: How to use the across campus who will be searching be offered to improve a specific aimed to improve student's ability Macintosh computer to com- lor something to keep them occupied area of study skills. The workshops to perform in academic areas. She bine and store information for the weekend of March 30-April 1, began March 5 and will run until said the workshops also offer an research papers. here's a suggestion: get a group of 10 April 17. They are free of charge opportunity for the English depart- April 9: How to add con- or more guys or girls together, form a arid will be (aught and lectured by ment faculty to work together with trol and composure to compo- softball team and play in the annual the faculty of the English depart- the center. sition. Phi Delta Thcta Spring Softball Tour- ment. "Most of the people who work April 11: Successful test nament. Rose Doyle, a professor in the in the department arc instructors taking and how to avoid test The Phi Delt's have been sponsor- English department, is teaching one and graduate assistants and we anxiety. ing the tournament for a number of of the workshops. She has been would like to see more of the fac- April 16: Review of ENG years with the proceeds going to fight teaching English on the college u I ty working with the center," Dean 101 basics. Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis or Lou level for 10 years and has taught said. "They will be more aware of April 17: Teaching of spell- Gchrig's Disease. workshops similar to these. the services that we offer students ing rules. The entry fee for the event will be "I am trained to help people and encourage students to use our S30 if the entry is in by March 18. help people read be tier at all levels. services." April 3 from 4:30- 6p.m., Ben Entries will still be accepted until The use of language in communi- To enroll in one of the work- Davis will teach students to use March 28, but with a S10 late fee. cation can always be improved," shops, students must either call or the Macintosh computer to com- The brackets will be filled through she said. come by the Writing and Reading bine and store research for term an open draw at noon March 28 in Professor Andrew Harnack is Center in Room 346 of the Wal- papers. front of the Powell Information Desk. also teaching one of the workshops. lace Building. A writing workshop for inter- "Everything is pretty much He said his subjects for the work- Dean said in order to serve national students will be held by planned," Sears said. "We haven't got shop arc some of the most fre- waiting list students, she encour- Veronica Perry April 9 from 4:30 the brackets signed up because we quently occurring problems stu- ages students to call and cancel if m-6:30p.m. She will teach how to don' t know how many teams are going dents have encountered during his they are unable to attend the work- addcontrol and composure to com- to be in it. Other than that, everything 24 years of leaching. shop they requested. positions. else is pretty much taken care of." Harnack said the workshop is The workshops will meet at April 11 from 4:30 - 6 p.m., The tournament is open to all good idea because the students are the Writing and Reading Center at Shirley Baechtold will talk about organization and independent teams aware of their problems and the 4:30 p.m. offered and if turnout is successful test taking and prepara- on campus. While the women's divi- fact thai they do need help. as large as expected it may move to sion will be restricted to teams from" tion. She will teach how to do so Progms ptotofry MIKE MORRIS "Just because it's a problem a nearby classroom. effectively and avoiding test anxi- Ihe university, the men's division is does not mean we can't solve it. I "There's still some room in ety. open to professional teams and teams Tonl Spaiding, a sophomore business administration major would like to be part of the solution most of them. I would really en- Le Jane Brandy will review from outside the university. from Louisville , pantomimed to the song "Cha, Cha, Cha" by and show students how to be a part courage students to sign up for the the basics of English 101 April 16 Scars said he hopes to surpass last MC Lyte during the Zeta Phi Beta Lip Sync competition held last of ihe solution," he said "Any- ones that begin right after spring from 4:30 -6 p.m. This particular season in the number of teams entered Saturday. thing is difficult at first. Writing is break," Dean said. workshop is aimed toward return- in the tournament. Around 30 men's not different from any other prob- Harnack will speak March 27, ing students who may need a re- and women's teams competed last Kappa Delta sponsors Gong Show lem bu t if we start on it early enough on "How to solve 90 percent of fresher course in English compo- year, with Sigma Chi winning the and give ourselves enough prac- your punctuation problems" from sition. championship. Progress staff report completely wacky and absurd to the tice and training, almost every 4:30 - 6 p.m. Dean will teach the final work- The tournament, which is double The university chapter of Kappa serious and talented. student can do a good job." Karla Sigel will speak March shop about spelling improvement elimination, will be played on the Delta Sorority will be sponsoring its Held in Walnut Hall of the Keen Dominick Hart, chair of the 29 from 4:30 - 6 p.m. about avoid- intramural fields and at Model Field. annual Gong Show competition on April 17, from 4:30 to 6 p.m. She Mar. 28. Johnaon Building, the proceeds of the English department, and Margret ing plagiarism and ways to "recog- will teach spelling rules and how Competition will begin Friday at 4 event will go to victims of and the Dean, visiting instructor, both or- nize, resist and treat this disease to improve spelling by learning p.m. Based on the popular television prevention of child abuse. ganized the workshops. 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A 66 Sports The Eastern Progress Thursday, March 15,1990 Clint Riley, editor

■A A "* Clint Riley Eastern falls 1 minute short of NCAAs Jones, Allen sH One on One hit free throws, defeat Colonels B-ball's dream By Clint Riley Sports editor w should become MURRAY—There were two barriers between Eastern and a berth in this season's reality shortly NCAA tournament — the wall known as the final minute of a close game and a man they ,1 * EKWho? callPopeye. ■ This was the chant which echoed Popeye Jones scored 25 points; four of throughout Racer arena at the Ohio those points coming on free throws in the Valley Conference tournament finals final 48 seconds to pull Murray State to a 64- Thursday night and has been hollered 57 victory over Eastern in the Ohio Valley at the Colonel basketball program Conference tournament finals Thursday night since the preseason when Eastern sfl»B>^ was picked to finish no higher than "We played 39 minutes of damn good sixth in the OVC. basketball." Eastern head coach Mike Pollio However by half time of Thurs- said. "Unfortunately it wasn't 40." Murray's win gives the Racers their day night's game in front of a Pngnu photo fry JONATHAN ADAMS primetime nationally televised ESPN second trip to the NCAA tournament in three years. Eastern's Derek Reuben executes Mike audience, the score in favor of the Pollio's 'Mongoose' offense Thursday. Progrtts photo by JONATHAN ADAMS Colonels 26-25, it was time to find No. 16 seeded Murray State. 21-8, wiU out who this team was standing play the Southeast region's No. 1 seed Michi- The Racers, the seventh-ranked free-throw Sophomore Derek Reuben,(left) and Junior Aric Sinclair,!,right) handle defeat In lough and putting it to regular season gan State. 26-5, today in Knoxville, Tenn., at percentage shooting team in the nation fol- their own way following Thursday night's nationally televised loss to Murray OVC champion (20-8) Murray Slate. 2:30 p.m. lowing the regular season, hit the final 10 Stats. Murray Stats won the gams 64-57 to advance to the NCAA tournament. Despite losing the OVC champi- The Colonels made it into the final game points of the game which included seven free onship 64-57, Eastern shocked the televised nationally on ESPN by defeating throws coming from Jones and freshman Frank Newton said. "The game came down to that last minute fans and placed into bold print what Morehead State 52-50 in the semifinal round Allen. For the game, Murray knocked down "We thought we had them prepared, but and 20 seconds," Pollio said. "We were one this learn really was — the future. Wednesday night Morehead defeated the 28 of 33 free throws. we had a tough time getting over the hump," minute away from our dream." Eastern first-year head coach Colonels twice during the regular season Newton said "You have to give credit to Murray,'' Eastern 52, Morehead State 50 Mike Pollio's scrappy, defensively including a 91-58 loss Jan. 10. Morehead Pollio said. "They did what they had to do. Both Sinclair and Davis were named to aggressive style and never-say-die would go on lo defeat Murray at the end of the the five-man OVC all-tournament team. Despite a bid of controversy Eastern was They hit the free throws down the stretch." able to edge Morehead State 52-50 in the attitude he instilled in the Colonels season. Despite a seven-point margin of victory, Sinclair put in 23 points and pulled down 5 this season was brought to light "I don't think there is any question Mur- rebounds, while Davis scored 10 points and semi-final round of the OVC tournament it was the Colonels and not the Racers in Wednesday night. Thursday night. Despite a learn ray's the best basketball team in the confer- charge of most of the game. recorded 5 rebounds. without an abundance of overpower- Colonel center Mike Smith led Eastern, Morehead, down 52-50, had the ball with ence. However, that didn't make them the Murray took an early 22-14 lead with ing talent, the country was witness lo No. 11 in rebound margin in NCAA Division :05 seconds left in the gamewhen the 45- team that played the hardest or played the 7:52 left in the first half after Murray guard a program on the rise. most aggressive or set tempo or controlled the I during the regular season, off the boards second clock buzzer went off. Eagle point Paul King tossed in a lay up. However, Murray with 7 rebounds. But it was Murray who was guard Tracey Armstrong tossed up a three- Eastern held the lead with 48 sec- game," Pollio said. would not score again for over six minutes. onds left when Murray State went on No. 15 in rebound margin behind the efforts pointer which missed the mark. Sinclair Eastern, 13-17. held the Racers to 34 a 100 run to clinch the tournament During Murray's offensive lull Eastern, of Jones' 10 rebounds which allowed for the grabbed the rebound for the Colonels, the percent shooting from the floor with constant title and an automatic bid to the behind the scoring of Derek Reuben, Jamie Racers to outrebound the Colonels 35 lo 33. game buzzer went off. The game was later NCAA tournament. pressure from an aggressive man-to-man Ross, Mike Davis and Aric Sinclair, went on The Colonels' main problems off the ruled official. defense. The Colonels' defense gave them as "We were one minute away from a 10-0 ran to take the lead at 24-22. Eastern at boards came in the final 1:20 of the game. Eastern's scoring was led by Sinclair with much as a nine-point lead four times in the our dream," Pollio said. the half led 26-25. After Sinclair missed the first of two free 14 points and Ross with 12 points. second half, but Murray closed the gap in the At the half, Murray head coach Steve throws, Murray was on the receiving end of a Morehead, who tied the Colonels for third final five minutes and tied the game at 57-57 Newton was in awe. Colonel turnover and the Colonels were unable place in the conference during the regular The dream on a Paul King three-pointer with 1:34 left Before and during the game, re- "Our efforts were an exercise in futility in to convert on their final four shots of the game season, ended their season with a mark of 16- porters joked at the fact that a team. The rest was all Murray. the first 20 minutes, and we were frustrated," to leave it all up to Murray at the foul line. 13. Eastern, with a sub .500 record at 13- 16 going into (he finals, might actually make it lo the big show. But looking back at this season's Sports briefs schedule, the Colonels could easily be 1616 including a loss in the tour- University Centerboard invites you to the big nament finals. Reality is Murray State, the OVC ■ WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: coach champion, will begin play in the NCAA tournament against the Larry Inman was recently nominated for the Women's Southeast region's No. 1 seed Michi- Basketball Coaches Association District 9 Converse Coach gan Stale, the Big 10 tournament ofthaYaar. champion, at 2:30 p.m. today. Inman was nominated along with Vanderbilt's Phil Lee It probably won't be pretty. and Florida State's Marynell Meadors (or an area involving Michigan State is on a roll and five states and the University ot Mississippi. The award will Murray struggled lo win the OVC be announced during the WBCA's annual coaches Trademarks ® tournament, actions which drove the convention March 30-April 1 in Knoxville Tennessee NCAA tournament selection com- mittee lo give Murray a No. 16 seed. Murray has a better shot of upset- Two lady Colonel basketball players have been named ting Michigan Stake because of their to AII-OVC teams. Kelly Cowan was named first team All- size, but I wouldn't wager my OVC, while Jaree Goodin was placed on the freshman whopping Progress paycheck on it. AII-OVC squad. Murray is playing with the big boys now, and they've been there before in 1988. The last time the ■ MEN'S BASKETBALL: Aric Sinclair and Colonels were there was in 1979. Mike Davis ware both named to the OVC all-tournament HOT MIX But Pollio has plans in the near future lo change the drought team selected by press members at the tournament played "I think we should go to the recently at Murray State University. NCAA (tournament) in the next two Mike Davis was also selected as an honorable mention years," Pollio said. to the AII-OVC team. Eastern's drought in basketball DANCE PARTY looks to be coming lo an end, and the ■ WOMEN'S TENNIS: The team will be rainfall of dollars which come with making the Colonels' program one to taking their aping trip to Orlando. Fla , to face five separate be reckoned with will not be a dream teams. Eastern will play St. Ambrose, Marquette, Georgia Thursday, March 29 in the next two years — it will be State, Idaho and Drake universities and a team to be reality staring Eastern's athletic named later on the tour. The team will leave March 14 and administration right in the face. return March 22. The team will face Tennessee State 8 PM - Midnight - Powell Plaza March 23 in Richmond. The reality (rain location: Powell Grill) $286,000. ■ MEN'S TENNIS: The men will tangle with It is quite an impressive number for winning one basketball game. Tennesse State at 2:30 p.m. on March 23 on the Martin $286,000 is the amount which is tennis courts. Featuring one of Chicago's hottest DJ's, paid by the NCAA to each school Also scheduled is a six-team invitational to be played in which reaches the NCAA tourna- Murray on March 24-25. Slated to compete are Murray ment. State, Memphis State. Western Kentucky and the Scott "Smokin" Silz An even more impressive number University of Louisville. is the $1.4 million slated for each and an outrageous collection of visual effects! school which reaches the Final Four. TRACK: The team will be traveling to Clemson, Financially, Eastern has lo place its money into men's basketball S.C., to compete in the first annual Clemson Relay on because it is not only a dream — it's Saturday. The meet is expected to have about 45 teams. FREE -- OPEN TO THE PUBLIC reality. The Eastern squad will take 42 athletes to the Our I-AA football program loses competition. This meet is the first outdoor meet of the $80,000 a year despite getting into season and will be concentrated on relays for the the playoffs year after year. Let's competing teams. Tee shirts and buttons will be given away! face it, we are a football school. But "It's a good chance to run prior to spring break," coach money keeps teams on the fields and Rick Erdmann said. I-AA football just doesn't pay. To put it simply, how much does Join us and dance it cost lo field a team of 107 fully ■ QUOTE OF THE WEEK: Mik. poilio outfitted football players, compared to what it costs to put 12 to 15 speaking in response to his teams disappointing 64-57 loss to the very latest players on the court in shorts and to Murray State in the OVC tournament championship sneakers? game played last week. So, who is this season's basket- contemporary music! ball learn? " We played 39 damn good minutes ot They're the beginning of the basketball. Unfortunately It wasn't 40." future for Eastern basketball. The Eastern Progress, Thursday, March 15, 1990 1J7 \

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By Clint Riley year before to over 3,200 fans this Sports editor Mike Pollio's name was weeded Besides putting some warm bod- out of 107 applications far Eastern's ies in the stands Pollio had to accom- position of men's head hadtelhall plish the other job he was hired to do: cosch. After his selection, it was Pol- coach the Colonels in the skills of lio's job to weed out some fans and basketball. uproot a few wins along the way. And just like the rough start Pollio The Colonels, 13-17, closed their faced trying to get the fans excited season Thursday night after being de- about Colonel basketball, getting the feated in the Ohio Valley Conference Colonels readyto play basketball was Tournament finals 64-57 by Murray no easy chore in itself. State. "We bad no leadership." Pollio Despite the Colonels falling one said. "We were soft We were a soft game short of a NCAA Tournament bunch of kids." bid, PoUio, putting his first season Pollio said to add to the pressure into perspective, said at times the ride of trying to gain the players trust, the was rough. However, he sees a bight schedule he inherited, with five out of future for Eastern basketball, the fust six games on the road, was "I still believe this program can be like handing a suicidal person a loaded turned around. There is nothing that gun. has happened this year that would "I really didn't feel our kids had a ■i. make me feel any differently," Pollio chance to win," Pollio said said. "In fact, I feel even more en- "There are several ways to build a thused that our basketball program team. One is to have an early easy can and will be and is being turned schedule and build some confidence around." and get some momentum going." Even though Pollio was full of "I knew there was no way we optimism when he look over the job could do that," Pollio said. May 10, he knew he had bis work cut The turning point in the season out for him on and off the court before and, as far as Pollio is concerned the he even met the team. program, came Jan. 11. The Colonels •The impression here was basket- had been beaten by 33 points the night ball. Bleh! Football yeah, but basket- before by conference rival Morehcad rfOfftt4 fmt \ ball. Bleh!." Pollio said. Stale at home. That same night Pollio Pollio's first mission in Richmond, had been informed his leading scorer Pollio oversees assistant coach Mike Calhoun's gams plan during before the fall semester even began, and rebounder Randolph Taylor had a preseason Maroon and White scrimmage. Getting the players In was to drum up support for the Colo- been dismissed from the university to shape mentally and physically was one of Pollio's chaltengee. nel basketball program without step- for failing to meet minimum academic ping on the football team's toes. Pol- Eastern was able to defeat Austin Peay thing was I had a friend who coached standards. lio said getting the support of the for the second time of the year to win at Jacksonville last year that went and community of Richmond was accom- That first couple of weeks in their final regular season game and played for the finals and they played plished. But he added be took the January were a disaster," he said. capture a home court advantage in the awful. They look the game off ESPN," wrong approach getting to the stu- The night of Jan. 10 Pollio had had first-round of the OVC Tournament. Pollio said waving his hands abruptly. "I thought to myself, 'Am I being set dents. enough and decided to make a drastic Eastern beat Middle Tennessee for "We did a good job selling Eastern change. He slowed his fast-paced the third time of the season to advance up for this?'" basketball to the adults. We did not do offense down—way down—dubbed to the second-round. Then the Colo- Pollio and the Colonels came out a good job selling it to the students," it the "Mongoose" and won. nels upset Morehead State 52-50 to of the game with a loss but with a taste of success. Pollio said. "I underestimated the at- The wins started to come and so allow them to gain national coverage " w» were getting our heads beat In. We go to Southern Illinois, traction students would have to bas- did more fans following the inception on ESPN in the tournament finals. "I think we ought to go to the we go to Arkansas State, we go to Miami of Ohio, we goto ketball. But that they would gctcaught of the "Mongoose." Toward the end For Pollio, die national exposure NCAA (tournament) in the next two Alabama, you go to American university to open. You're not up in it once we started playing hard." of the season, Pollio put the largest capped off the season just right for a years," he said.-TU be disappointed if going to win there. Those are five guaranteed losses. At some Despite lack of support from the crowd, 4,700 people, in three years program looking toward the future. wc don't. point our players had to say, 'Enough. We're going to win.'" students, Pollio still managed to in- into Paul S. McBrayer Arena against Although he admitted before the game "I would like a big win next year he was a bit scared. and we need a winning record. That's —Mike Pol Ho crease the average attendance at home conference-leader Murray State. games from just over 1300 fans the Following the Murray State game, "What scared me more than any- the next step."

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Leading the Colonels in its bar- the Lincoln Memorial College Invita- Joe Banko led the Colonels with rage of hits was McCune who had tional in Harrogate, Term., over the his inspired play as he went three for three hits, including a pair of doubles. weekend when a downpour wetted four and stole two bases. Alter sin- Banko would contribute to the cause Cumberland Valley, leaving Eastern gling in the game he immediately took by adding three hits. looking for competition. charge, stealing second and subse- Colonel catcher John Lorms Coach Ward then contacted a for- quently taking third. knocked a solo home run in the fifth mer graduate assistant and scheduled Schira pitched eight innings, giv- inning to add a little muscle to the a game for Sunday in Richmond with ing up three runs, before side-armcr Eastern offense. Kentucky Wesleyan. Robert Tcague closed out the ninth. At this point in the season Ward Schira got the win, moving his record In the contest, 10 Colonels had said the team is "making progress. for the season to 3-1. hits. We're raising our standards a little bit Doug Simpson had another strong The Cardinals would finish with outing on the mound as he won his now." four runs on seven hits. Three of the The rained-out tournament was a second game in a row, moving his Cardinal runs would come on solo record to 2-1. Simpson pitched six in- disappointment, but overall the situ- home runs, two of which came against ation worked out well. Ward said. nings giving up two earned runs and a drained Schira. striking out seven. The Colonels came into the week Eastern evened their record for the Steve Olsen and Joe Vogelgesang with a goal of putting three tough season at 6-6. relieved Simpson to close the game. losses to nationally-ranked Georgia Olsen pitched two innings, striking Tech behind them. Once the week Eastern Kentucky 16, Kentucky out three before Vogelgesang nailed started, opponents would begin to fall Wesleyan 2 the Wesleyan coffin shut in the ninth. to the revitalized squad. The impromptu game was an easy "Sometimes when you play a team win for the Colonels who trounced Eastern 6, Eastern Michigan 2 with a big reputation you have to guard Wesleyan in a matchup in Richmond In an age when complete games against that (a letdown)," Ward said. on Sunday. are a mirage to pitchers, Colonel pitcher Schira went nine innings to get Eastern 12, Louisville 4 The game, which was not part of a win over Eastern Michigan last The only scare the Colonels would the regular schedule, was set up to Wednesday in Richmond. have in the contest was when a sev- give Eastern competition due to the enth-inning grounder scurried up the rainoutof the invitational they were to "He's a solid pitcher with good middle of (he field, striking pitcher take part in. location," Ward said. Jason Schira in the knee. Schira re- The Colonels opened the game Eastern Michigan came into covered from the mishap and went on hot and led 9-0 at the end of two Richmond on a poor note after losing Progrtu photo fey JONATHAN ADAMS to finish out the next inning in the innings. Eastern coasted to victory a pair of games in a double header with Coionsi sophomore Jay Johnson attempts to boat the throw to second by sliding during the game played Tuesday in Richmond. after thaL the University of Kentucky the previ- Colonels' 14-3 win over the University of Louisville Tuesday. Johnson was tagged out on the play. ous day. Eastern rallied in the second in- Wesleyan could manage only one ning with a pair of home runs by Joe Eastern Michigan jumped out of Eastern Michigan would fail to his three hits for the game. Banko and walked three and struck out five in the Banko and David On to finish the run in both the third and fourth in- nings. the box early by scoring two runs in score the rest of the way, but Eastern Ott would add a pair of hits for the contest. inning with four runs on four hits. would tack runs on to the lead in the day. The team will travel to Florida for Adding homers for the Colonels For the day. Eastern finished with the first inning. The Colonels recov- fourth and fifth innings. Eastern had no errors for the game. spring break March 16-22, playing were Shea Ward well. Jay Johnson and 17 hits and committed one error. ered by gaining a 3-2 lead on a rally in Johnson had the hot bat for the Schira got the win, moving his Ithaca, Alabama-Birmingham, Port- two by Robbie McCune. In all. East- Wesleyan struggled at (he plate as two their portion of the first inning. Colonels as he drove in two runs with record to 2-1. 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