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David Mann fined $40 for election statute violation spelled out," Foley told the council. "The by Sandra Pedicinl issue here is not what you think it is, but STAFF REPORTER what is written in this material." One side fought for common sense, Mann told the judicial council that he theotherforconstitutionalrightatTues- felt the election commission's assertion day night's Student Government Judi- was unfair because the election commis­ cial Council meeting. sioners did not inform him until they The council supported the SG Elec- voted on the issue. tion Commission's accusation that stu- Mann also complained that Cherry's dent body presidential candidate David ties to Student Body President Jason

) Mann com:qiitted a major violation of DiBonagave Cherry a personal bias and election statutes and fined him $40. that he shouldn't have filed a memoran­ SG Attorney General Bob Cherry said dum to the election commission regard­ that common sense should dictate that ing the matter. by speaking to a fraternity about his Cherry was appointed attorney gen­ student body presidential aspirations, era] by DiBona and also served as a Mann participated in active campaign- campaign staffer for him last year. \,) ' ing before statutes legally allowed. "If that was Jason sitting here, I Mann, however, said the statutes do would have filed the same papers," not include speaking in front of a group, Cherry said. which he said is his constitutional right. "We went by statutes," Judicial He pointed out that the statutes only Council chief Jason Lazarus said. prohibit flyers, buttons and other forms Lazarus was recently appointed Ju­

) of campaigningwherecandidates'names . dicial Council chief by the SG senate appear in a written form. and recommendation of DiBona. Mann and his running mate, War- Mann said he has no definite plans ren Foley, said that according to elec- to appeal. tion statutes, Mann was not actively ''We think it is unfortunate that we campaigning. even have to go through this process," The statutes state that active cam- he said. paigning is defined, but not limited to, Mann said that taking time out to LOVE BIRDS "any display or distribution of tangible focus on issues on what constitutes Kevin Cochie, 21, and Kathy Nelson, 18, cuddle in front of the reflect­ publicity for a candidate/ticket." election statute violations means less > ing pond on Tuesday afternoon. (Chrtes K. MorrowFuruRE) ''We do assert that regardless of what time spent on issues that are impor­ you believe active camprugning is, it's tant to the students. ,.. Candidates follow paper trail to student presi.dency

by Jennifer Schutte All candidates have strict guidelines see any signs posted in restaurants, class­ tion. A major offense goes before the ~ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE that they must follow in order to be ' rooms, or on sidewalks. Violators of these Judicial Council for review. eligible to run. There was to be no active statutes must go before the Election ''The Judicial Council can either do There are two routes to the student campaigning before Feb. 10, according to Commission. nothing, fine the candidate, or disqualify body presidency. The more often used Student Government election statutes. "They decide whether it's a major or a him," he said. road is to get 300 signatures on a decla­ Candidates are limited as to where they minor violation," said SG Attorney Gen­ Even though the candidates fund their ration of candidacy. The other method is can post campaign material and even eral Bob R. Cherry. Cherry said that the to declare yourself a write-in-candidate. how they can distribute it. You will not candidate pays a fine for a minor viola- ELECTION continued page 4 World-class UCF graduate recognized by Josiah Baker made the Dean's list on a regu­ membership to the Omicron CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE lar basis .. Delta Kappa National Honor In addition, Tan is also a Society as well as membership February, according to the member of ·the Who's Who on the President's Council. United Nations, is the desig­ Among American Universities Tan is in Singapore but nated month for the interna­ and Colleges .. hopes to return to UCF to pur­ > tional student. Originally from Singapore, sue a master's degree in com­ On Feb. 8 the UN Associa­ Tan was employed with the munications. tion of Greater Orlando hon­ Singapore Broadcasting Corpo­ The International Students ored Christina Tan, 28, as the ration from March 1984 until Services appreciates any infor­ second annual recipient of the December 1987. Upon arriving mation on international achiev­ International Student Award. in the United States in early ers and tries to honor them with Tan graduated from UCF 1988, Tan became production monthly awards. 'l in December with aBachelor manager for WUCF. Tan pro­ Anyone interested in at­ of Art's degree in Organiza­ duced and hosted classical mu­ tending orjoiningthe Interna­ tional Communications. sic programs and talk shows tional Student Association ac­ ....;:·: While in school, Tan won until December 1989. tivities can contact Joanna Paul Um of Singapore accepts the International Student academic scholarships and Tan's achievements include McCully at x2337. of the Year award for Tina Tan . (Charles K. Morrow/FUTURE)

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• Jason DiBona Mark Dogoli Student Body President Student Body Vice President • Chair, State Council of Student Body Presidents Chair, State Council of Student Body Vice Presidents Student Union Planning Committee President of the Student Senate Year 2000: Campus Shuttle Committee Student Affairs Review Board 3Years Registered Lobbyist for Higher Education Library Advisory Committee 3 Years Parking &Traffic Committee Registered Lobbyist for Higher Education Serves on 16 other University Committees Student Health Insurance Committees 4 Years of Student Government Service 4 Years of Student Government Experience

~e~istration Hell We have begun registration reform nego­ tiations, and will persist until progress is made. Reform will include proper advis­ • ing, quicker access to information you need, and updated registration systems. • Parkin2 Woes Money We fought against a parking fee in­ Our Jobs for students program and crease this year and lost. However, we fight to keep tuition down are prime • did gain nearly 200 additional stu­ examples of our commitment to save dent parking spaces, and have suc­ and get more money for students. Last • cessfully gained transferrable hang tag year we said Florida Student Assis­ It IS Academic options, for this fall. The On-Cam­ tance Grant (FSAG) needed to be de­ Tallahassee Turmoil pus Shuttle is $200,000 closer to be­ centralized to expediate the return of We will coordinate the es­ We coordinated UCF par­ coming a reality! student loans and Financial Aid checks. tablishment of Academic ticipation in two student Student Advisory Boards in rallies, letter writing cam­ each college to provide . Jason DiBona and Mark Dogoli have truely tested SG's resources and abilities. paigns, voter registration, students with input on cur­ Innovative programs such as Jobs for Students, UCF Campus Beautification, and lobbying· trips to Tal­ riculum decisions. We will Flex-Time Drop-Off Childcare, and Pegasus, have pushed SG's current struc­ lahassee this year. This • also publish "course guides" ture to the limit. The Spirit of Change -is our initiative to make SG more marks the begining of a .re­ prior to registration outlin­ newed student activism and ing syllabus content and accessible to rp.ore stud.ents, create more programs for more diverse interests, the initiative to restore providing class evaluations. and make certain that S.G impacts every student everyday. massive cuts in higher education. •

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UCF Student Govemmen~ 1988-1991 UCF Student Goyemmen~ 1991 • • Chair, Senate Appropriations Committee, 89-90 • Member, Senate Appropriations Committee • Senate President Pro Tempore, 1990-1991 • Member, Senate Judicial Committee • Elected Chairman of the Year, 1990 School of Communications Alumni Fund: 1990-pr. • • Activity & Service Fee Committee, 1990 Captain UCF Debate Team, 1991 · 2Years Registered Lobbyist for Higher &lucation Member, UCF Chapter of International Assoc. of Member, UCF Values &Ethics Task Group, 1991 Business Communicators 2years Orlando Presbytery Budget Committee (Co­ Chair) 'fuition • Any increase in tuition over the rate of in­ flation be strongly opposed. We will support innovative legislative proposals aimed at • restoring cuts rather than holding futile ral­ lies aimed at preventing the inevitable. • Financial Aid Parkin~ Fairness dictates that any increase in Pressure will be applied on the ad­ tuition be accompanied by a con­ ministration to finally produce a • comitant rise in financial aid. How­ parking garage. We will lobby the ever, we will press for increased allo­ administration for transferable park­ • cations in all categories to help stu­ ing stickers. Short Term Loans dents stay in school. We seek regula­ Drop-Off Day Care tions requiring banks and other lenders Surplus Activity and Ser­ This program has been • to have student loan checks ready for vice Fees will be directed to promised for the past three pick-up when classes actually begin, the short term loan fund to years, but nothing has ma­ not 4-6 weeks later. ensure that it does not run terialized. we are commit­ • dry. ted to seeing that this does not become just another broken promise. •

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• Election process muddled with problems by Sandra Pedlclnl Mann's 1992 campaign has $1.25 per hour increase in the serve as vice president. and faculty and generating a CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE improved from last year's; this Activity and Service Fees for In their platform Wick and report that has cut down on time he has concrete ideas on organizations; to get rid of the Pellosie call for "a renewed em­ utility bills. The 1992 student body presi­ instituting changes in the sen­ SG magazine, Pegasus. phasis on the role of the stu­ His ideas for higher SG at­ dential elections have been one ate and in UCF. ~ Wick, a political science dent senate. tendance is to enhance sena­ technical mess after another. Mann would like to reslve graduate student, says he and Wick wants to encourage tors' sense ofworthiness by giv­ • David Mann has been found the senate's problems by cre­ Pellosie decided to run at the further use of the LASER sys­ ing them more responsibilities. guilty of a major election viola­ ating a true separation of last minute after finding out tem and build overflow lots He plans to lobby the Greek tion, and Steven Wick has had powers.This separation would DiBona was the· only person with shuttle service. He would Concil to only award service to deal with accusations ofille­ come from removing the sen­ who had declared his candi­ also like to see a shelter for points to those Greek student gal taping. Wick also claims ate vice-president from the role dacy. Even though Wick says LASER riders and profits from stenators who have perfect at­ that the election commission of overseeing senate meetings he and his running mate don't vendingcontractsin the hands tendance. did not give him adequate time and having senators elect their trust SG, he thinks DiBona is of students. He suggested a Next year DiBona warits put to prepare an adequate candi­ own president. He would like the best president UCF has park between the Student Cen­ a blue light emergency phone date profile. to see the vice-president chair had in a few years because he ter, the new Arts Complex and system on campus, establish an But Mann and Wick, along the activity and service fee has accomplished more than the Rehe.arsal Hall to improve Academic Advisory Board to with their respective running committee. past presidents. what he calls an awkward provide students with input on mates Warren Foley and Car­ Mann also wants to use ex­ "But we can do better,"he said. setup ofthe new Student Union curriculum decisions and lobby mine Pellosie, are diligently isting money for a parking ga­ Pellosie, a senior political sci­ because it will face the back of for adding classes by touch tone. campaigning against incumbent rage. The school would have to ence student, says that the other buildings. Jason DiBona. borrow about half the money to "SWICK" ticket offers students In~umbent DiBona promises Mann, who served as a sena- build it, but with low interest a choice of voting for the "aver­ mo·re of the srup.e with his cam­ • tor for three years before being rates Mann said that paying it age-Joe" student. paign slogan, "Keep the Spirit." defeated for a fourth term in fall back will be economical. Although Pellosie is sched­ With his direction, DiBona 1991, ranforpresidentlastyear. Mann also wants to have the uled to graduate this May, he said SG's accomplishments in­ ., He also served as senate pro president and vice president says he will withdraw from his clude creating a cultural affairs tern for two years. Foley served visit clubs and organizations on classes and plan his schedule so advocate, forming drop-off day as SG senator last year. · a regular basis; to use the recent he can attend another year to carefornon-traditionalstudents

The Future staff asked the three student body @What sort of registrationoptions do you feel 0 Do you think UCF is well represented by presidential candidates ... should be available to students? minority student and faa.tlty members?

Q What are your long term gqals for the e What is your position on the foreign e How will you deal with the problemof low upcoming year? language requirement? attendance at SG;>enate meetings?

DiBona/Dogoli Ticket Mann/Foley Ticket Wick/Pellosie Ticket 0 We have already be­ 0 We will push for con­ 0 One of the central gun reform negotiations struction to begin on a goals that I now hold is centered around mod­ 1,000-space parking ga­ to expand participation emizingthe registration rage, the finalization of in both the student elec­ process. Targeting add/ a drop-off day care sys­ tion process as well as • drop and easy access in­ tem and new laws re­ that of the county, state formation systems, we quiring banks to have and nation. will apply constant pres­ student loan checks and @ If enough classes are sure to all parties in­ Pell grants delivered to be provided, they will volved in order to have a when classes actually have to be made larger. new registration system begin, not four to six The choice is between by fall 1992. weeks later. offering too few classes • @ Touch Tone drop, @ We would like to see or being forced to make though not completely the add/drop period ex- classes equally available --.effective, is here and we tended and split be- to all students. • will continue . to lobby tween two locations, by e The problem with the it. We need more print-­ major, rather than the language requirement at ers so that students overcrowded situation UCF is that it has not • may get their invoices, that occurs in the audi­ been firmly decided on an emphasis on proper torium alone. and funded. Constant advising and a complete 8} Quite simply, the for­ bickering on whether or system reform that will eign language require­ not to abolish it alto­ give students direct ac­ ment should be abolished gether has left the stu­ cess to information per­ unless ample funds are dents confused and frus­ tinent to them. available to make sure trated while waiting to • e The requirement is that adequate instruction override into the limited weak because it does not is possible. We support nu.mber of language result in the student ob­ allowing student.s to take classes now available. taining a fluid knowl­ a class on cultural differ~ 0 Representations of edge of the langilage. Encouragement of linguistic ences in plaoo of the requirement different ethnic groups, religions, and nationalities is diversity is the key; the requirement is futile. 0 We would like to organize a group made up of extremely important to the development ofthe univer­ 0 Although UCF increased its minority enrollment by students of all cultures and races to travel to area sity and community. I tis important that the institution • 13 percent this year, we are highly under-represented schools and encourage minorities to seek a college recognize its duty to the development of equal opportu­ in minority constituencies. We will continue to promote education at UCF. nity for all groups. mature expansion in this area e we plan to offer constitutional amendments e The importance ofthe student senate cannot be under­ 9 Senator involvement can be achieved in part by whose effect would make for a senate that would be estimated and the exercise ofit.s powers mustbe facilitated projects designed to encourage bill sponsorship and completely independent from the executive branch by the president in a partnership designed to carry out the high profile, pro-active involvement within the campus ofSG. We feel that the problem in the senate is due will of the entire student body. community. In addition, we intend to lobby the Greeks to to the fact that the executive branch controls all compiled by only award servioo point.s to those senators who have functions of SG. An independent senate would breed perfect attendance in senate meetings. interest in its members. Jennifer Schutte (J 4 The Central Florida Future• February 13, 1992 us building centers around wetland protection · by Kelly Hu~tir wetland as a centerpieceforits floors, including entertain­ the union site to help protect search Park to east of the new CENTRAL FLOrllDA FUTURE campus, according to Peter ment, banquet and multi-pur­ the wetlands. Engineering Building. · New construction on campus Newman, assistant director of pose rooms. Some of the fund­ "Students can enjoy the wet­ Some portables must be re­ provides improvements as well Facilities Planning. ing for the construction will lands - the boardwalk is nice moved before the construction as concern for the environment. Environmental ponds re- come from studentfees, accord­ and wide for bicycle use," Baker begins. That project should be 0 Construction of a new stu­ charge wetlands with a water ing to Baker, but he said that said. "It is a well-lit area, too." completed around December dent union and an on-campus sheetflow. Wetland revenues will also be The boardwalk will provide of 1993. office of tht ,"'1 enterfor Research species are plants that increased through re- for circulation of traffic from the The Environmental Con­ • in Electro-Optics and Lasers are grow in and around the tail rentals as well as north side of campus. cerns Committee must give its in the works. ponds further protect outside conferences. Eventually, the union will approval before construction "All of the construction must the environment. · "It will be a self-sup., be the central area of campus. of any new building becomes • meet approval of the St. Johns "The Student Union porting building," Newman said Pegasus Circle finalized. Existing plants in Water District requirement to willkeepoutofthewet------Baker said. "Construc­ was designed around the cy­ construction areas will be

·avoid disturbing wetlands," said lands, which will enhance the tion starts this summer and press strand. Ponds will be dug saved if possible. l Judy Baker, design project man­ cypress strand, recharging it will probably end in December around the strand to hold and "We have money in our new , ager for the Student Union. with environmental ponds," of 1993." recharge water. building budget to replace trees UCF will be one of the few Newman said. An elevated boardwalk has Construction will start in the for landscaping as part of the universities to have a protected The union will have three already been constructed by fall to move CREOL from Re- project," Baker said.

ELECTION resentative present. when the minutes. The hardest part is votes are counted." planning it." FROM PAGE 1 A student needs to have 50 Cherry said that to begin the own campaign, they must sub­ percent of the vote to be elected scan-tron project "we would mit an expense statement to SG into office. According to Cherry, probably.need to set up a con­ detailing everything they plan "If one candidate doesn't have tract with the university to use on spending for their campaign. 50 percent, we have a second their scan-tron machines twice ·According to Cherry, "Each can­ vote between the top two. The a year. Since we're already didate is limited to 4.5 cents per candidates have another week spending money on paper for student enrolled at the begin­ to caµipaign before the run-off." ballots anyway, it probably ning of the spring term. In all ''We've talked about not hav- · wouldn't cost much more to go fairnessonecandidatecannotflood ing run-offs," Cherry Said. "fm to scan-tron. And look at all the the media or an area with his in favor of getting rid of them. hours we'd save in countingtime. personal paraphernalia The limit It's a big cost to students. We The important part would be to hair 'til ten pm is the only way to insure this." have to go through everything, get the auxiliary organization • Student government pays for rent the whole nine yards all over to help set up safeguards to make an auxiliary organization to again. f d be in favor ofgoing with sure that students don't vote come in and man the voting whoever had the most votes." more than once. We'd also need (407) 679-8900 sites. According to Cherry, this Cherry said that SG hopes to a backup system that could year's auxiliary will be the implement a scan-tron system count the votes in the case of a League ofWomen Voters. "Not of voting. ''Through this system tie or if the computers went 108 s. semoran boulevard • only do they work the voting we could count all the votes from down. We're trying to work on it corner of.436 & university tents, but they also have a rep- all the area campi in about 20 before the next senate election." winter park, florida 32792 •

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~------~~---- . . ' VAIBfJINE'S DAY ROSES: $30/DZ! : ~~N~:;~~O~l~An:~~RE ·That's 1/2 the florist's price (call around)! • "If somethingyouheartoday • •Sold by starving UCF students! , •We'd sell for even less, but our supplier jacked the price up! • sounds familiar, it should. My Place your order by Thursday night, Pick up Friday by 4pm. speech has been plagiarized. You Call Brian, 249-2466. ~ see, my dad has been traveling 6~~~~~~~~66~~~~- theworldgivingmyspeech." l Jesse Jackson Jr. used comi- cal and serious words to get his message across last Friday to more than 300 students and fac­ ulty members during one of many events planned for Black Bring Friends ... History Month. Roommates ... The program, sponsored by and Money!!! the African American Student Union, opened with inspira­ ) tional singing and a question­ answer period about the mean­ Belz Factory ing of Black History Month. Outlet World Once introduced, Jackson did Mall 2 not hesitate to tell the crowd of his displeasure of the state, OUTLET 363-4670 ) county and the injustice blacks 10% student discount on regular ·merchandise with UCF ID still face in the world today. But this was not Jackson's

) only message - he told the crowd to strive to make a differ­ Jessie Jackson Jr: supports Black History Month with ence. Unity is our only hope, not Are you short on cash? an inspirational speech Thursday. cchartes K. MorrowtFUTUREJ just in racial situations but in Tax $$$ in as little as 48 hours.· unity ofideologies, he said.Jack­ and not the cafeteria food, day," he said. son explained how a person may Jackson said. After a brief question and have more in common with a "We made people show us answer period, Jackson re­ ) fellow classmate rather than a their voter registration card in mained to shake hands and fraternity or sorority member. order to enter our parties," he sign autographs. TAX AND ACCOUNTING SERVICE Jackson reflected back to his said. "How can you party ifyou IfJackson's goal was to moti­ ) college days in North Caro­ don't know ifthe person you are vate students, he succeeded, . Electronic filing lina. "We were serious; we reg­ partying With will be able to according to Latonya Shelton, a istered students to vote so we return next year because their biology major. "His speech left Loans against tax refunds in 48 hours would have a voice," he said. Pell Grant has been cut." me motivated. I feltl could make Complete tax pre para ti on Students should be concerned "Our problems are small a difference even though I am Special tax package rates about the real issues of today compared to many people to- just a little person in the world." > Complete supply of IRS forms Complete insurance, business, retirement, and estate planning

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LONGWOOD VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTER 831-8833 •EDUCAf IDNAl 'IDUP WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT. l The Central Florida Future February 13, 1992 6 Options not good, DiBona and Dogoli offer only choice hen voters are asked to choose a new student body president next. week one • W idea should come to mind-DEJA VU. It should remind them of the last Florida gubernatorial race between Martinez and Chiles. Most Floridians approached the election with the "vote for the lesser of the two evils" ·mentality and that's about the best advice we can give for the student body presidential elections. Sincemoststudentsarenotasfamilarwiththeisffiies in SG, The Future has made it an annual goal to interview presidential candidates to help voters make a • lcgiad choice, or Jack of choice as the ·case may be. It's another year of David Mann, experienced SG senator and an ex-pro tern, vs. the almighty incumbent Jason DiBona. They locked horns-last year and they're back for a second dose. First, we have to give Mann credit because he has well-thought-out ideas about axing the "short term solution" ofanon-Ollllpusshuttlesystemandputtingthat money (some $200,000) toward a parking garage. He'll also focus on increasing financial aid through sur­ plus funds from SG's $2.6 million budget and ask the Interfraternity Council to cease the practice ofGreek •MISCONCEPTIONS , creased. However, it may be true that worldinaboutfiveyears. He showed points for the senators. government may legislate wrong mo­ class by admitting that Razor The very idea of having some fresh blood and new Editor: This letter is in response to Bill rality, such as a fugitive slave law. Rudduck was a true champion after ideas in the office was vecy encouraging ... then we met Joshua Wettergreen a tough 12 round fight And for Cushing's provocative essay 'The Re­ _his rurullng mate, Warren Foley. Foley has had limited Naval Training Center several years he has shown charity publican Party Wants You-As Long experiencewithSG,buthecanoffertheviewsofanolder As YouPay Membership Fee." Although . byvoluntarily leaving a former spar­ FOR JURY . ring partner who has fallen on bad student. Ifelected, Mann plans to make the vice presi­ the essay is the mere assertions of a • WAIJ times on his perm.anent payroll. dent more powerful, but ifit's Foley, we should prepare cynic, the essay presents some common Editor: By no means is the man a saint for some upheaval in senate. With Foley on the ticket we misconcepti.onsthatneedtobeaddressed. In the Jan. 30 edition of the Future, He may even be convicted of four r• just couldn't support Mann. There are three misconceptions Dave Meadows painted a picture of counts of sexual battery. And ifbe is So that brings us back to the same old story ... that I would like to address: that former heavyweight champ Mike found guilty, I hope he gets pun­ We aren't Slll'e why DiBona is runnllig again - Bush and Reagan are at fault for the Tyson. Unfortunately for the preoccu­ ishedassuch.However,Tysonnever • maybe for egotisical reasons. He has tons of problems continuous growth ofthe federal gov­ pied former champion, the picture was asked to be a role model. All he has Within SG and it looks like another year ofDiBona-thls ernment, that Bush has done little to incomplete, if not erroneous. ever asked is to knock out anyone and DiBona-that and no significant changes. - preserve the market economy and First, "as atroubledyouth,"Mighty who challenges him to enter the Steven Wick and Carmine Pellosie, the write-in . that morality can not be legislated. Mike did frequent bars and parking ring. So before we make assump­ The first of the three misconcep­ lots. However, none of these conflicts candidates, are proof ofDiBona's inability to satisfy tions, we should wait for the jwy to tions boil down to one error: there is were ever resolved in court. take the the average student. They are running because rn weigh the evidence t and let them "DiBona was running unopposed" and they said a difference between something that liberty of assuming that Mr. Meadows make a judgement on behalf of us .tt happens in spite of and something was not present at each occurrence and they are tired of the same old regime. all. that happens as a result of. Actually, therefore caruiot determine who was Di.Bona needs to heed the competition and lose many JoelRodems the real error lies in a lack of under­ the aggressor. of his old ideas like the on-ramp-US shuttle, costly re­ marketing <'I treats and his really lame idea ofgiving Greek points to standing of how the government Third, Mr. Meadows indicated that works. IfCongress does not want to Sugar Ray Leonard and Muhammad senators who have perfect attendance. •GOOD FOR ALL promote a free market or to limit Ali, in their times, were better role Many times Dil3ona has overstepped his bounds government, there is positively noth­ models than Tyson. However, he ne­ Editor: and gone against the student senate. He said he ing the president can do. The presi­ glected to justify the fact that many This is in respQnse to David J. thinks senators make uneducated votes and _don't dent does, however, have a negative sports fans were acfually looking up to Shoulberg's recent column on ~know to what they're doing. He needs lose this power; the legislative veto. Mr. a confessed former cocaine user and a radio's most·overplayed songs. <~ dictatorship attitude. It's called democracy ... DiBona Cushing would be quite surprised, in_ former draft..dodger, respectively. His assessment of Arny Grant needs to look it up and ex.anline his old way before picking up a copy of the Congres­ Fourth, Mr. Meadows stated that it was all wrong. Her latest songis not committing to a future. sional Quarterly, to find thatReagan would look betterfor boxing and sports 'That's what love is for" butis "Good (I His running mate, Mark Dogoli, who presides and Bush vetoed countless attempts in general to look to heavyweight title for me." IfMr. Shoulbergwould do a over senate, has sen~tors who are so apathetic they by Congress to increase the bounds holder Evander Holyfield as a moral minimal bit of research, he'll find it don't regularly attend meetings. Dogoli is a man of of the government. leader. Evander, of course, can be seen perched on Billboards Hot 100 at (1 few words arid few acti~ns. · On themoralityoflegislatingmoral­ pushing products for Cholesterol King number 22 and still rising. Yet with the two in office, DiBona and Dogoli were ity; would Mr. Cushing object to a law or fighting the restaurant's most fre­ The reason her older bits are - able to increase state legislative lobbying efforts and against murder or theft? I think not So quent customers while the list of top · still being played is because she is encourage letter writing campaigns. The root of he really didn't mean it when he said, contenders clearly matches Holyfield one of the few artists not grinding <• DiBona's success lies in his ability to surround ''You cannot, I repeat, CANNOTlegis~ with Tyson, Bowe, Mercer, Rudduck out gimmicky, obnoxious, shal­ himself with a strong staff and needed boards like late morality of any kind." Perhaps and Morrison. This, of course, shows low drivel. She delivers an -infec­ the Student Diversity Council and the committee to what he really meant to say was some­ the yoqth of the world that problems tious, upbeat message without r, allocate scholarship funds. thing like this, "I don't think the gov­ are best solved when avoided. being loud or political. emrnentalwayshas a positive effect on Finally, Mr. Meadows neglected to Amy Grant can come over and Since it is the Future's policy to endorse a candi­ the morality of the people." His ex­ mention that Mighty Mike Tyson, at teach me what love is for anytime. c• date we put our support behind the imcumbents, ample was not very good, because al­ times, is actually a good role model. He Jason DiBona a:rld Mark Dogoli, based on their past though organized crime has increased, showed aspiration in going from street T.J. Manning experience and ~e staffing. wife-beating and child abuse has de- thug to heavyweight champion of the radw I teleuiswn (I News Editor Rebecca Falcon. Central Florida Future Distribution Manager Scott Beaman Sports Editor Jamie Johnson o 1992 The c.nn1 Aorida Fun.ft Classifieds Manager Catherin~ Comia 11 P.O. Box 2sooo,'or1ando, Florida 32816 Opinion Editor . ' Jocelyn Jepson Advertising Manager Vic K1razfcln Confetti/Collage Editor Bridget Clark Business Office (407:) 823-2601 , News Office (407) 823-NEWS Ad Production Lori Reynolds, Michael Turner Copy Editor J.C. Smith Editor in Chief Advertising Staff: Lauren Harris, Refik Fortner, Photo E~itor Charles K. Morrow Jamie Carte Armand Cimaroli <1 Art Director Brian M. Wente Managing Editor Business Manager Staff Members: Harris Ahmed, Josiah Baker, Jennifer Burgess, Michael Production Manager Shayne A. Strickland Heidi Steiner Thomas Negron DeHoog, Jenny Duncanson, Thom Hart, Jason Maddox, David Meadows, Savannah Miller, Robert Offermann, Sandra Pedicini, David J. Shoulberg Opinions expressed in The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or individual columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications, University Acininistration, or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed, maximum of 300 words and include the I! author's signature, major and phone number. Letters are subject to editing for grammar and space and become the property of the newspaper, subject to their publication. The Central Florida Future is a free, non-profit newspaper published twice weekly during the academic year and weekly during the surrrner. All meetings of the BOP are open to the public. · February 13, 1992 • The Central Florida Future 7 , Racist attitudes run rampant throughout all of America where he came from.' The conservative mandarins re­ in white consciousness." sponded that Judge Thomas had "never forgotten where he Bill Cushing It is a syndrome that causes white youth to anticipate came from'." · "taking crushingly dull jobs, settling down with the least Lamar's words, on the other hand, need no analysis or WHAT'S NEXT? challenging of spouses, dreaming of the perfect family, clarification. "I wonder whether your 'black problem' has groping for an illusory sense of security." less to do with solutions and more to do with absolution." • ittingly enough for Black History Month, the Febru­ Little wonder rap music is being embraced so fondly by Then, he takes a final swipe at the hypersensitive bleed­ ary issue of Esquire magazine is earmarked "WHITE teens of backgrounds beyond its African origins. Maybe it ing hearts who "consider 'racial' and 'racist' synonymous PEOPLE,"withthesubtitle, "TheTrouble WithAmerica." has less to do with the unifying force and universal message F terms. When an African-American points out the racial The issue investigates all that is white, from George ofmusic and more to do with a way out ofthe aforementioned attitudes of well-intentioned bourgeois whites, you get riled Bush to Charles Manson with some in between enigmas, prospect. up and defensive, taking any observation as an accusation such as Larry Bird. But the piece in there that is worth the It is this bunch, the ones who "appropriate the clothes, of racism." · price of the magazine alone is "The Problem With You philosophies, and art of other cultures... to make a fashion "This allows you to make easy calls against the real People," written by author and "Time" writer Jake Lamar. statement"thatt-ulyburnsthiswriter,andlittlewonder,for racists - David Duke, say - while rarely questioning "I'm concerned about the state of white America ... I'm these are the people who know what's best for everybody and anything racial in your own politically enlightened sphere. writing in ~ attempt to fathom the white experience," plan to do what's best whether the recipient wants (or needs) You suffer from liberal cognitive dissonance." Lamarwritesinhisopeningparagraph, using his best white it or not. There is certainly the need to clarify the difference liberal syntax. "Pardon me for generalizing about whites He even points out the euphemistic nature of political-speak. between that which is racial and that which is racist before and whiteness, but turnabout is fair play." "The und~rclass - you needn't even say black anymore; · we,asanation,cangoanyfurtherinanylucidmanner.Jake He goes on to discuss, from a black vantage point, his own it'sacodeword-isahandydumpsterforallyourproblems," Lamar is on the right track. personal view of the white mindset. He does so with the he announces to both the left and right who insist on Yet, while whites need to remove their blinders and take incisiveness ofthe late John Gardner, one ofAmerica's most pigeonholing every black into a neat category. He uses a in the scope of personality types within the black race, outspoken literary scholars. prime example, the recent nomination of Clarence Thomas blacks need to understand that they have blinders oftheir own. . He notes "the desperate yearning to be considered nor­ to the Supreme Court. mal (and) some Disneyfied American citizenry... nlns deep "The liberals kept demanding that Thomas 'remember · Racist attitudes are not being monopolized by whites. Sammy Sloth R. K. S. HI. IF You1RE LlKE ·w~@@@ THE UCF LA~ERTRAfw\: ~£ 1 '(ou 1-tA'IE TROUB~ SURVIVAL OF~ f'llleiT GE1TJNG TO CLASS ON 1il4E. ~LL 1 't1>U C.AN'r EVEN_ MAK£ rr OllT a= YOUR TREE. BUT \t.Nt:H

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Last week's question:-- What should the Uni.ted States do with the Haitians who come here for safety? "No. Because America represents freedom. We are "Personally I'm confused as to why they're being supposed to be a melting pot. I don't think we sent back. The country is currently a dictatorship; should send them back because we're supposed to I don't know why we would send them back to such be a place for people to go.,, a situation. We should hear each case separately, not just a blanket NO.,, ..

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"I really dor/t know anything about the issue.,, "I think that since America has so many immi­ grants that we· should allow them to stay. We should either try to help the country to figure out .it's • problems or allow them to stay.,,

Perry Heard Emil Eklyor · physics undecided Phone In Answer: Suresh Nair • ''We should provide shelter and protection only if environmental engineering/ they can prove that they will be prosecuted ifthey respiratory therapy stayed in Haiti .". This week's question: What are the lll8in difJerences between the Kennedjr-Slllith and Tyson rape trials? t •

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Valentine's Day is tomorrow, so don't forget to follow . ( Condom Man's advice.and "Wrap that rascal!" Honeykins (AXA)- Dear Stephanie, Marcil. l wish I could be your Valentine. DearPudge Happy Valentine's Day Jason!/ love you! Our 2nd Valentine's Day will be twice I have enjo_yed our few months There's an undeniable allure drawing me ·Roses are red You've made these the best five months ever; as sweet as last year' sf You brighten every together, and look forward to to you! Our chance meetings aren't enough Violets are blue I'm just glad you finally got smart! Take me minute of my day-whether it is in person or many more. to satisfy my desire to see you. Try me! Tom Love is only sweet skating 2niie & I will kill you!! By the way, just my thoughts of you. You always seem Happy Valentines Day When shared with you thanks Dani-L! Love always, Heather to make me laugh-you know-tortilla, for­ •Kevin Squirt Intelligence and I love You From Crash ward, and Crested Butte. 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OLIVE GARDEN The Knights were up 2-1 put an additional nm on the board when the Buckeyes's errupted in each ofthe next two innings and FROM PAGE 12 for seven runs in the forth in­ scored twioo in the eighth offjun­ Lynch who went 3 for 3 against ning. Schlutt walked five in the ior Ryan Moore. USF. The Bullsgaveupfivewalks inning and gave up two hits. ThetwoFloridateamssquared and committed six errors. Two innings later Lynch offagainSundaywithJimmyStill, Lynch led the Knights blasted agrand slam and scored the Knight.s are, on the hill. Still throughout the tournamnent another run in the seventh in­ was hit hard and often, giving up going 5 for 16 and driving in five ning to tie the score at 8-8. 10 hitsandfiverunsin sixinnings. runs, four of which came on a The Buckeyes blew open the "We just went out flat against grand slam against Ohio State; game in the bottom ofthe eighth, South Florida," said junior rig}).t ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ he also added two triples. shelling pitcher Joe Wagner for fielder Chad Mottola 'We were The Knights lost both games four hits and three runs. drained from the other games; it of Saturday's double-header, Second-team All-American was disappointing." first to the16th ranked Ohio pitcher Jackie Nickell of South­ "It was two innings.during the State Buckeyes, 11-8. ern Cal. proved too much for tournament that was the differ­ ~ The Best Summer Job "We feel we were competitive UCF to handle, striking out 11 enoo betweenusguingtothecham­ you'll ever have! with them; they didn't outpiay and only giving up six hits in a pionship game and finishing in us," said pitching coach Mike complete-game 5-1 victory. last place," said head coach Jay In your own hometown. Maack "Ifit wasn't for our break­ "He was tough; they threw Bergman. "We need to stop giving down during the fourth inning we their best pitcher against us," · up the big inning." 1 ~soo-443-3059 would have beaten them," - Lynch said. "Southern Califor­ The Knight.s led 3-2 going into The Knights received sloppy nia was the only game that we the sixth inning, but three hits, two pitching from starter Jason were outmatched in; we should errors and five runs gave the Bulls Schlutt who gave up five earned have won the rest of them." all they needed to win the game. runs and walked three in as Senior Anthony Laszaicstarted "I still feel good about this many innings. for the Knight.s and gave a re­ .team," Bergman said. "We nor­ 1 "I didn't feel comfortable on spectable effort,givinguponlyfive mally start off slow and then 9,!~!!f'!!~~sM . the mound," Schlutt said. "It hit.sand three runs in seven in­ peak at the end. There is no 275-3976 438·8484 wasjustoneofthosedayswhen nings while striking out six. reason to.be down on ourselves." nothing works for you; but I feel Senior first baseman Kiki The Knights' next action is at SALES - SERVICE - RENTAL confident that I will regain my Antonini tied the score in thefourth cross-town rival Rollins College, form for my next start." with asolohomerun. The Trojans a: Division II power, Saturday, < A!lII K~ XO cI>K'I! ITBcI> !lTA KKr Ar KA e LESKO FROM PAGE 11 ~ GREEK LIFE PRESENTS: ~ ( IT E either to the demise ofbaseball ii ~aailS JIRK or the players and owners work­ -_:_ .~ DISCOUNT PET CENTER ing togetherto implement a sal­ "IF WE CAN'T GET IT ... NOAH DIDN'T BRING IT ... " ~DEMOLITION DATING~~ aiy cap that will compensate I: a the players for performance. Rats ...... $1 mi (2 or more) N

Baseball's biggest evil is arbi­ HOW TO SABOTAGE YOUR LOVE ~ ( tration, theannualeventthatruns All Saltwater Fish .... :. $1 ~ cl> LIFE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! x during February, where a player · (with additonal purchases required) M who dosen'tfeel thathe was given II Downstown•bv Tm Downs A. a fair oontract proposal from his 657-0747 K ell club can petition for more money A in front of an arbitrator. Now a Discount Outlet Store x cI> The two sides argue over the up to 30% off everyday A the player's performance from at Goldenrod & University in the Kmart Plaza, East Orlando .r A the previous year and during '1 z · his career and then decide what "THE IDEAL ACADEMIC COMMUNITY" cI> salary the player is worth (or r rather, what he gets paid). ~ DATE: Thursday, February 13 As an example of tlle arbi­ a tration process I will use John WE OFFER 1 & 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS WITH Tl ME: 7:00 P.M. z Smoltz, starting pitcher for the CARPET, DRAPES, CENTRAL AIR/HEAT, WITH ALL OF A PC.ACE: ZTA House T Atlanta Braves. Going into THE FOLLOWING EXTRAS: x A A ( his hearing, he was asking • RIGHT AC!WSS FROM UCF •AFFORDABLE RATES FREE DRAWING: DINNER FOR TWO AT THE OLIVE GARDEN $1. 75 million; the Braves were •ON COUNTY BUS ROUI'E •MONTHLY STUDENT A a offering him $1.25 million. •WALK TO SHOPPES, BANKS SPECIALS •THE ULTIMATE IN T sponsored by: CAMPUS CRUSADE i AND MOVIES Using his statistics from last CONVENIENCE 0 for CHRIST- year, they slotted him with ONLY FIRST MONTH & SECURITY other comparable players and, DEPOSIT REQUIRED TO MOVE IN given his young age and inex­ 12017 SOLON DR. perience, the arbitrator settled ORLANDO, FL on $1.525 million. (NEXT TO PIZZA HUI' ON 273-4097 Now open 24 hours With the amount of money ALAFAYA) ( the playe~s are making, a salary We know that there are times when you'll find cap has often been discussed yo.urself working around the clock to get an and will become a bigger issue important project completed on time. And that's in the next few years. why we're open 24 hours a day ... every day. So no Basketball has alreadyimple­ matter when you need a helping hand and a mented a salary cap where a friendly face, you'll find them at Kinko's. team'spayrollcannotexceed$12 million. This is a route that · baseball should study to see ifit is feasible. r-3-¢------..tt~::';;:::!!''~~:./ A better, more efficient 1 1 method is to pay players based I late_ night copies I,.,.,.·11111 on performance- and experi­ 0 8 1 ence. The basis for this alter­

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• Sports Quiz Answers Overpaid players alienate fans

ers and the players because the 'In 1990 Kirby Puckett, the .. Jason Lesko owners were more than compen­ center fielder for the Minnesota AROUND THE HORN sated when fans packed the stadi­ Twins, became the first $3-mil­ ums to watch these athletes. lion man. Seventeen players • hat do Daryl Boston, But as human nature often have since signed similar con­ Greg Caderet, Felix dictates, no matter how much tracts; four have signed for $4 W Fermin, Bob Milacki someone has, they always will million a year and two have hit •• and Billy Spiers have in common? want more. the $5 million plateau. Otherthanbeingseldomheard As the years progressed, so With the owners having to dig ofstiffs thathave limited potential did the number of millionaires; deeper into their pockets to keep to have any signfficant impact on more than 100 players are now up with the market, they are hav­ • baseball, each are asking their pulling in seven-digit incomes. · ing to charge fans the difference. ball clubs to pay them more than The average salary skyrocketed Ticket prices are thus escalating $1 million a year to play a game to slightly over $900,000, up to the point where a typical family • Answers from Tuesday's Issue that each demonstrated limited from $350,000 in 1985. After offourcannolongeraffordaday at success in during their major arbitration is over, the average the ball park. · league careers. salary will most likely settle Television also comes into play • RUGBY a good program, but we pretty Backin the early 1980s when close to $1 million a year. as the owners are also charging FROM PAGE 12 much stomped them!" professional athletes' salaries It's not only the number of the networks more and more 'Their backs were really weak were beginning to flirt with the millionaires in baseball that is money for the rights to televise Knights; Sherbonby was good for and our forwards dominated their ridiculous, there were only a raising the heads of the people games; the networks in tum are • thekickandthegameendedin25- forwards," said UCFforward Ken handful of millionaires. This involved with the game, it's also chargi.ng,sponsors more for com­ 3 victory for the Knights. Smith. 'They had the advantage class was reserved for the most the millions that the elite are mercial time, which ulti~ly ABgame was played between on most ofthe scrums, but as soon elite ofthe baseball players who currently being paid . leads tnan increase in prices for • the two teams and UCFs Killer as they got the ball out, we took it positively impacted the game Dave Winfield and the New consumers. Where will it end? B's won 10-7. away from them." and had the charisma to draw York Yankees got the baseball Simple economics states that 'Ibeteamwasexcitedaboutwin­ This weekend the Knights are crowds to the stadium to watch world thinking multi-million as prices increase, the number • ningits first game of the season. awayatrivalUniversityofFlorida them play. dollar-a-year contracts when, in of sales decrease; this can lead "We were confident and cau­ UCFwassecondonlytotheGators At the time it seemed to be an 1982, Winfield signed for a 10- tious," Gingell s~d. "They have last season in the state. even exchange between the own- year, $20-million dollar contract. LESKO continued page 1O •

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by Ron cann1 low a basket for the first two min­ too comfortable on offense, as he CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE utes and began with an 11-2 spurt frequently utilized a variety of de­ The UCF Running Knights to start off the game. fenses thatforced the Toppers lost a heartbreaker before a Although UCF never gave up to take a long time to shoot crowd of 1,257 at the Arena on the lead for the remainder of each time they had the ball. Monday night. first half, the Hill toppers slowly Freshmen Darryl Davis, Ray This was the third straight battled back, managing to trim Carter and Albert Legette contin­ tight game that ended in de­ the margin to 38-36 going into ued their fine play, scoring 11, 10,

feat for Coach Joe Dean and the locker room at halftime. and 8 points respectively. Phillips { his Knights, dropping them to Leeks, who was honored be­ rounded out the attack by adding 9-13 overall and 2-9 in the Sun fore the game with a game ball 12 points and 6 assists. Belt Conference. from the Arkansas-Little Rock Although Dean's troops Missingfouroftheir lasteight contest in which he became the played well defensively and free throw attempts, UCF let an Knights' all-time leading outshot WKU from the field upset of the Western Kentucky rebounder, dominated the first [48 to 39 percent], their sea­ Hilltoppers ( 15-7, 6-5) slip out of half of the game with 18 points son-longfoul-shootingwoes did their hands. and 8 rebounds. them in once again. Ken Leeks, who led all scor­ Both teams battled back and The Knights took a whop­ ers with 27 points and controlled forthfor the lead throughout the ping 54 shots from the charity l. the boards with 12 rebounds, second half, exchanging buck­ stripe but were able to sink only sank one of two free throws to ets most of the way. 37 of them. send the game into overtime, Leeks and company contin­ "We played well enough to where WKU escaped with a ued to play strong inside dur­ win this one," Dean said after narrow 81-78 victory. ing the second half, drawing the game, "but our foul shooting "If I'd hit both of those free 30 team fouls. Four of the Top­ hurl us again; we missed 17 of < throws, we could have won the pers' five starters fouled out of our free throws out there." gamein regulation," Leeks said. the game. "We were in situations where ''That was in the back of my "Wewereplayingreallyaggres­ we missed the front end ofa one­ { mind going to the line, but sive ball and they couldn't stop in-one·; it's like giving up two pressure's no excuse; I justdidn't Kenny inside," said sophomore points each time we do that." get it done." · point guard Sinua Phillips. 'They Phillips added, "We have to UCF's all-time leading rebounder, Ken Leeks, shows In the firstrever meeting be­ were forced to foul us; I don't think minimize the fundamental mis­ tween these two schools on the they did it intentionally." takes of the game so we can his form over WKU's Bryan Brown. (Mlchae10eHoog1FuruREJ hardwood, the Knightsdidn't al- Dean never allowed WKU get concentrate on basketball." UCFRugbyClubdominates ( S. F1orlda in spring debut

by Jenny Duncanson the ball through the uprights. Minutes STAFF REPORTER later Gingell split the uprights for another The University ofSouth Florida Rugby three points and UCF led at the half, 9-0. Club came to UCF to try to beat the Aft.er the half the Knights kept on Knights for the first' time ever. They fell their scoring drive thanks to John short by 22 points and the Knights won Linehan. Three minutes into the half their first game of the 1992 season, 25-3. Linehan recovered his own forward kick South Florida began the game strong. and ran itin for a try. Again Gingell was Neither team could gain a clear advantage successful with the kick and UCF ex­ or get across the endline to touch down the tended its lead to 15-0. (. ball for a try. UCFhad the first opportunity South Florida turned up the heat and to score on a penalty , but Robb Gingell was able to come up with a penalty kick missed the kick. UCF backs Leo Richolson to give themselves three points, but that and Jason Williams made a run but were was all the UCF defense would allow. stoppedjust short of the try zone. UCF Rugby Club President Frank South Florida held the Knight.s defen­ Diadone scored the next try for UCF. < sively until midway through the first 40- Back captain Matt Sherbondy took the minute period. Then UCFforwardcaptain kick from the side line but missed. UCF The UCF Rugby Club continued its mastery over the Universi1y of Dave Martin ran across the endline for the was up 19-3. South Florida with a win on Saturday. (John R1vera1FuruRE) first tty to putUCFup4-0. Gingell made the With only five minutes left in the game, kick ap.d UCF held a 6-0 lead. Gingell scored yet another try for the South-Florida had the next scoring at­ UCF Knights tempt on a f>enalty kick but could not put RUGBY continued page 11 baseball bite the dust in 3rd Olive Garden Classic

by Jason Lesko­ lot of these guys during the summer STAFF REPORTER leagues," said senior catcher Glen Richardi, "and they aren't any better then we are. We should win." The Knights knew that their perfor­ mance during the weekend would be crucial to establishing themselves as a < national power. Wins aganist USC and Ohio State would have propelled them into the top 20. Jules VanLanduytrecorded the only win for UCF, giving up six hits and one earned run in six innings while striking out four. The Knight.s were led offensively by Ty

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:. TRIVIA ANSWERS page 11 ( JF JE 1f 1f JI ~--~~~~~ ~ ~~~ Valentines Day Spe~ial: _ Sex on the wire, 1-900 call-in numbers and love in the nineties ••••••••••• ~ Playing into the world of fantasy by Bill Cushing each out and touch someone indeed! Ever since 1980, Rwhen the first 1-900 number was instituted to conduct a straw poll on the presidential campaigns, the 1-900 business has grown to phenomenal proportions. It's so large that even Ma Bell can't keep track of them all. ) "Vie have over 12,900 numbers that are out there working, and that's just AT&T alone," said Yvonne, a representative for the tele­ phone company. "They're going up and down everyday," said Laura Dalton. Dalton is associate editor 1-900 personal talklines now make up about 40 percent of the pay-per-call market, of Infotech, a monthly trade ') magazine that covers the 900 bU~ dO CUStOmers really get What they pay for? (Charles K. Morrow/Photo illustration) industry. According to Stra­ where it won't be necessary carrier is required by law to hers advertised are little tegic TeleMedia, one of to accept that type of com­ carry the companies subscrib­ more than recorded mes­ lnfotech's research sources, mercial," she added. ing, it is not required to bill sages that help the consumer the entertainment and in­ Ayres' wish may come true customers for these companies. along but are hardly partici­ formation services portion of in the future, but not in the Asa result, more and more of patory sports. "I hope you're readyforthis .._, telephone services consti- way she envisions. the sex talk nwnbers are turn­ tuted a whopping 61.1 per- According to Dalton, the ing to 800 numbers and hiring kind of fun," sighs a breath­ cent of the 900 market in Market Intelligence Re­ independent billing firms to less female voice who prom­ 1990. Ofthose, the adult per­ source Company wrote in in handle the charges via the ises to let her listeners '1tear sonals and datelines com­ its annual U.S. Pay Per Call consumer's charge card. Amanda's private messages." prised about 23 percent of Market report, "By 1996 this So now, apparently, you'll But then the truth sinks t!iat total. For 1991, the company forecasts that the need good credit to get off. in as the listener is in­ adult-oriented phone num­ adult service [market] will But, do these services re­ structed: "To hear private bersjumped up to 26 percent only have a 0.6 percent ally deliver the goods? messages from ladies, press of a total that was 55. 7 per- share." Some of these numbers number two; to listen to la­ ' cent of the entire market. "It's happening be- are actually legiti­ dies' experiences, press num­ In other words, these adult cause of various mate dating ser­ ber three." phone services represent be­ things," Dalton 'They're vices. In The One of the televised ads tween one third to one halfof said. She cites Vleekly, for depicted two blonde hardly­ the total business. the recent goingupand example, is elves who touted "holiday These 1-900 services are ~'Helm's S u n cheer" at 1-900-740-XMAS. perhaps most obvious in the Amend- down every Singles However, this number was categories ofthe talk and date ment," current that charges still in operation on Feb. 4, line numbers. Ads from tele­ Federal Commu­ day." $1. 50 each call still promising holiday fanta­ vision to periodicals promise nications Commis­ and has categories sies, even though the holidays dates, excitement or more. sion rules and stricter for men, women, gay were longoverformost people, "We only run themaftermid­ carrier regulations as the ~;/ men or lesbian women. unless one counts Groundhog night," saidNelleAyres, station chief reasons this market The messages run from the Day. Hey, there's an appro­ manager of WKCF-TV, chan­ may witness a sudden down­ serious to the racy ("Hi, guys. priate slogan: Vie go down for nel 18. "I don't like them. I think turn in their options. I'm sti II hot, I'm still horny, six weeks at a time. they're tasteless." The Helm's Amendment, and I'm still waiting for you," "Thank you for calling 1- Ayres finds herself in an proposed by North Carolina's promises one girl.) 900 407-HOTT from Rogers awkward position since, as an Republican Senator Jesse The market received its Communications," says an independentlocal television sta­ Helms, was meant to protect greatest blow this month af­ announcer. "After this pre­ tion, she is forced to accept the children an

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