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ly. Brian O'Rourke The WIDENER STUDENTS Editor in Chief University has taken several Flags at Seton Hall University measures to aid are flying at half-staff this week, the students after a fire claimed the lives of and DEAL WITH SNOW three students and injured 25 oth­ The University ers. The tragedy occurred on Jan. immediately set 19, around 4:30 AM in Boland Hall, up a hotline for a Freshman residence housing parents desir­ approximately 600 students. The ing information 25 injured students were taken to about their chil­ CLASSES ARE CANCELED hospitals and treated for burns dren. Boland and/or smoke inhalation. Hall residents Students escaped the blazing will be tem­ residence hall only to face the bitter porarily housed cold of the early morning. in the Bishop STORY ON PAGE 3 According to Jake Archer, a sec­ ' Dougherty ond-floor resident from Trenton, University students tied sheets together to Center. The climb down from their windows. Division of The Boland Hall alarm system Student Affairs alerted the Univesity Public Safety is providing officers, who in turn notified the emergency South Orange Fire Department. loans to stu­ The South Orange Fire dents needing , Department used the building's assistance to 1 stand-pipe system to successfully get home. 1 combat the fire. Many South ' According to Mariel Pagan, a stu­ Orange dent. "Wlieii we got out we didn 't dents volun­ when we lived in Boland last year." think it was real. II Many students teered their homes to displaced stu- believed the fire alarm was false dents. • In the article "Dormitory Blaze (four false alarms racked the build­ Thus far, investigators have not Probe Focuses on Fire Drills ing last semester on the first night been able to determine the cause of Records," by Joy Russell Perez, col­ of final exams). Since September 1, the fire. They are checking build-' lege dorms in New Jersey have 1999, Boland Hall has had 18 ing records, including reports on been required since 1995 to con­ alarms. Students didn't respond whether required fire drills were duct two drills per year and do as quickly as possible because they conducted. According to Vordana reports on the drills for the local fire didn't take this fire alarm serious- Ruggeri, "We didn't have any drills official.

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Brian O'Rourke Morality in America. Editor in Chief Where is it? How can we measure it? How a society treats its individuals reflects its philosophy and morality in concrete terms. Let 's take a look at two Bills, Gates and Clinton, who constantly receive the spotlight from the media and the courts. Microsoft (Gates' company; for all of you who have been living in a cave your entire life) is currently being tried for monopolistic practices. The effects of this case are sure to have vast repercussions throughout the coun­ try; and quite possibly the world. Judge 1bomas Penfield Jackson has declared Microsoft a ''vicious monopoly" in his findings of fact. The target of thi~ trial is mainly Bill Gates. Who is Bill Gates and what has he done to deserve this? He has excelled at his job. No, his programs aren't the best. Most computer sci­ ence majors will tell you that. As a businessman, howev­ er; Gates is comparable with· such giants as Rockefeller and Vanderbilt, rugged individuals who achieved through persistence and intelligence. When he saw that the Internet would be the next step in computing, he inte­ grated Internet Explorer with Microsoft Windows-at no extra cost. In other words, and I paraphrase Judge Jackson, he improved the quality of the Web browsing software, lowering its cost, and increasing its availability; thereby benefiting consumers. The people hell-bent on bringing Microsoft down claim Microsoft uses its position to stifle innovation. Stifle Service (DHS) over­ Skywalker out there. Presently; innovation? Microsoft spends annually $100 million on sees the welfare of Philadelphia 's new Mayor, John Street, GIVE ME A MINUTE Internet Research and Development. They claim that 20,000 underprivileged believes that he has found the DHS' children. Most of Skywalker. In February; Alba Martinez will Microsoft is a monopoly. To contend that I quote Judge Dana Marinelli My outlook these children (or "clients" as reported by become the new commissioner of the Jackson, ''It is not possible with the available data to deter­ on life been Staff Writer has Case Managers/Social Workers) have experi­ Department of Human Services. Martinez mine with any level of confidence the price that a profit­ drastically enced at least one form of abuse, drug and will bas to fulfill high expectations, as a maximizing firm with monopoly power would charge for changed by the alcohol addictions, poverty and even aban­ result from a class action suit. Windows ' 98 comports with the price that Microsoft actu­ lives of 20,000 children. Over break I had the donment within their family. Her job will demand much effort in order ally charges." In other words, there IS no way to tell wifut opportunity to make some money, through These children have no idea what it is like to reduce the number of cases per worker. would qualify as monopoly pricing. There is no hard evi­ what I thought would include simple clerical to have a parent tuck them into bed, or take In addition, Martinez is expected to eliminate dence, but Jackson has declared Microsoft a monopoly. work. Who could be saddened by sitting in them to the park for a game of catch. Unlike the mishandling of children's files resulting Other crusaders claim that Microsoft is selling front of a computer, typing reports and print­ most of us, they get to experience being a in complications. (I.e. missed deadlines for Windows lower than it actually could to avoid being ing them out to the tune of one hefty wage? case number, shuffling from one foster medical examinations). labeled a monopoly. If Microsoft is selling low now, when Little did I know that my simple tasks home to another, hoping their parents will Not only was I deeply effected by these involved the gritty, drastic details of children attend their weekly supervised visit and children's lives, but I realized that one day exactly does it plan on selling at monopoly-level prices? in foster homes.. intense hours of therapy. these children will too be parents and work­ When the public isn't watching? Microsoft can't win: I was quick to realize how lucky I am for My outlook on life has changed because I ers in our society. We should not ignore real­ apparently it sells too high, or it is selling low only to hide growing up in a loving household. have seen a darker side of reality. But with ity. As good citizens, we must show concern the fact that it is a monopoly. Gates is under fire from the Philadelphia's Department of Human every Darthvader, there is always a Luke and contribute to the DHS ' efforts. public, the press, and the courts due solely to the fact that he has succeeded. Now take President Bill Clinton. Not too long ago, he QyOTE OF THE WEEK was in a tria1 that captured the nation 's attention. His affair with Monica Lewinsky was the topic of heated debate. The evidence against him was enormous and QgESTION OF THE WEEK incontrovertible. What happened? He got off (no pun intended) without even a slap on the wrist. Clinton criticized then-President Bush during the elec­ "The grass is always greener on the other side--but tion of '92, claiming that Bush was "kowtowing to the that's because they use more manure." butchers of Beijing" (the Chinese government in the time of the Tiananmen Square Massacre). According to - Schapiro's Clinton, Bush was too soft on Red China. What has Explanation Clinton done since with China? " Currently; Clinton is pushing Congress to give China a " Most Favored Nation ' s Status (or a Normal Trade HOMEWORK! WHAT'S THAT? AND WHAT IS THIS THING ABOUT HAVING TO I ~elation), a major stepping .sto~e for China 's a.ccepta~ce mto the World Trade Orgaruzation. If the US. gives China a Normal Trade Relation, there will be non-discriminatory STUDY TO GET GOOD GRADES?! tariffs on China's goods. Never mind Chinese spying and stealing US. ballistic missile technology; then selling arms to Iran, Pakistan, ..-______.. ,1 and Syria (all real good friends of the US.). Never mind THE DoME: EDITORIAL BoARD that China refuses to acknowledge human rights, enforc­ ing the one child per family plan with infanticide and EDITDR·IN·CHIEF Lindsey Hedden Tlu Dome is published by the editor will be printed unless Brian 0 'Rourke Dana Marinelli students of Widener University they are signed and contain a forced abortions. But let's overlook all that because for the coDege community on phone number. RELATIONS MANAGER Bill he's the President and this deal with China will benefit Fridays during the academic Ben Myers Colleen year. except during fmal exami­ The Dome does not endorse any the country economically (in the short run). A friend of NEWS/UNIVERSITY EDITOR Mike Sager nations and immediately follow­ advertiser or accept responsibil­ mine not too long ago said this of Clinton: "Yeah, he lied TBA Stan Wojculewski ing vacations. Opinions ity for claims or actions made expressed herein do not neces­ by the advertisers. ~ORTS EDITOR D,STRI.UTlON MANAGER to us. But who cares? It's not like other Presidents sarily coincide with those of the Pam Gargano TBA administration. It is Do".. policy DoME PHoNE haven ' t lied to us before." The fallacy in this statement, ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR ADMINISTRATIVE ADVISOR that unsigned letters to the edi­ (610) 499-442 1 I hope, is apparent to the reader. Joey Odorisio Tiflany Blaski tor will not be accepted. 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THE WIDENER RING TRADITION WIDENER ADOPTS A STANDARD DESIGN FOR CLASS RINGS

Kim Cacciatore Widener explaining the histo­ educational experience that you Staff Writer University has ry and tradition gain during your time here at & recently intro- behind the ring and Widener. The torch of enlighten­ Bridget Termini duced the its symbols. ment represents the worldly Contributing Writer Widener ring. The symbols cho­ knowledge that you gain outside Unlike past sen are: The Dome, of the classroom. Finally, the years, the Widener ring is a predesigned the book of knowl­ Widener seal represents our class ring for the students. This ring was , the torch of ' founding family, without whom designed to give students a symbol that enlightenment, and we would not be the University they can identify fellow Widener students the Widener seal. we are today. Along with these and alumni. The Dome was cho­ symbols, you also get a choice of The creative process for the ring began sen because it has ring style, symbol placement, in the summer of '98 with hopes of com­ been an integral part and choice of stone depending pletion for Family Day in November of of Widener 's cam­ upon the style of ring you 1998. After Jostens,the ring company, pro­ pus dating back to choose. posed the idea to Widener, a committee when Widener was The creation of the ring is a was formed to design the actual ring. The Pennsylvania pivotal event for Widener 's stu­ committee consists of students, a~minis­ Military College. It is dent body because it allows for trative faculty who interact with the stu­ known by all of uniformity and connects the stu­ dent body on a daily basis, and faculty Widener 's commu­ dent body in a special way. members. From that point the committee nity members as the Jostens wiJI be here on campus to met. several times to discuss which sym­ symbol that best display our new tradition for all bols should be placed on the ring in order represents our cam­ of campus to see. So when you to represent Widener University and the pus (and our news­ are .thinking about your college style of ring that should be offered. The paper!). The book of ring or graduation, remember committee also put together an informa­ knowledge was cho­ that you are a part of Widener ' s tive story that is given to the purchaser sen to represent the family and join in the tradition.

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WHO'S WINNING

Dana Marinelli Wit h Staff Writer Monday 's Iowa caucuses and the upcoming New Hampshire primary (February 1, 20(0), pollers are eager to see the outcome of this political campaign. The 2000 election has much at stake with a pres­ ident unable to seek re-election and the Democrats striving to gain an edge in the Senate and House of Representatives. Republican George W Bush and Democrat Vice President AI Gore are holding the lead, according to a recent Iowa poll. The politi­ cal race continually shows Gore ahead of Bill Bradley and Bush ahead of McCain and Forbes. Although Gore is in favor for the Democratic candidacy, only 4 U.S. Vice Presidents have been immediately elected into office (George Bush, Martin Van Buren, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams). As for the constituents, there seems to be favor towards the Democratic because candidates are trying to create an educational and Social Security issues. agenda favorable to both moderates and Bush's strongest competitor in Iowa is conservatives. Steve Forbes. In addition to the Republican and The Republicans may have an advantage Democratic race, it will be interesting to see because constituents often experience the effects of third parties, especially since boredom of a party after two tenris. The the voter's aren ' t enthusiastic about one Thursday Friday GOP does not agree about certain issues, specific candidate. Partly Cloudy Partly Cloudy 10 18 hi 31 1021hi32 SNOW PUMMELS WIDENER Saturday Sunday Partly Cloudy Mostly Cloudy Daniel Pfeiffer "Welcome to in the Philadelphia area. 10 35 hi 27 1045 hi 32 Staff Writer Wid e n e r . Major cities all up and down the east University's coast were forced to shut down all non­ information essential services and numerous major air­ THE NATION'S WEATHER Washington D.C. Thursday Dec. 2 line. This snow closing update is for ports from Raleigh-Durham to Boston's Partly Cloudy: 10 17 hi 32 January 25th, two-thousand ... All day and Logan were forced to suspend operations evening classes on the main and Delaware indefinitely. Major roadways were able to NY, Thursday Dec. 2 Las Vegas NV, Thursday Dec. 2 campuses are canceled ..." This was the sustain slow-moving traffic while sec­ Partly Cloudy: 1020 hi 33 delightful message Widener students call­ ondary roads became virtually impassable. Partly Cloudy: 1036 hi 59 ing x4600 received on Tuesday morning. While Widener canceled classes, the fit­ The cause turned out to be tqe most potent ness center in the University Center Fl, Thursday Dec. 2 Houston TX, Thursday Dec. 2 snowstorm this area has seen since the remained open, an appropriate snowday Partly Cloudy: 10 67 hi 57 record-breaking storm of 1996 which activity. Furthermore, the TV in the com­ Mostly Cloudy: 1045 hi 55 dropped up to 3 feet in some places. While mon area across from the fitness center not quite reaching 3 feet, the storm man­ was busy providing weather updates Buffalo NY, Thursday Dec. 21 aged to put down nearly 5 inches in just a throughout the day. The cafeteria was open Snow: 10 17 hi 6 few hours before sunrise Tuesday morning. bright and early for those seeking breakfast The white stuff piled up the rest of the and numerous snowblowers could be seen Detroit MI, Thursday Dec. 2, morning resulting in nearly a foot in some clearing paths and parking lots. The NOTE: 1HE DOME IS NOT RESPONSmLE FOR areas around Philadelphia. Pioneer Pantry an Java City were both Partly Cloudy: -10 10 hi 22; THE WEA1HER CHANGING! The speed and tenacity of the nor ' east­ closed. er (a storm which works it's way up the Students dealt with the day in a number San Fransisco CA, Thursday Dec. 2 WEATHERMAPPROVWEDBY1HE east coast) caught forecasters by surprise. of ways. Snowball fights were common out NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE The consensus early Monday night was in front of the quads and sledding behind Scattered Showers: to 54 hi 41 that the system that had previously ravaged Academic'Center North proved to be a pop­ the southeast would produce no more than ular activity. a few flurries with a maximum of 3 inches

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JOEY ODORISIO Man on the ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Moon is a movie I have greatly antici- pated for well over a year. Not only was it inspired by a song by my favorite band (RE.M. ' silMan on the Moon") but it also stars my favorite actor (Jim Carrey). Man on the Moon tells the all-too-short life story of comedian Andy Kaufman, who died of lung cancer at age 35 in 1984. It is a won­ derful film, full of Kaufman's joy and emotion, but never truly gets to the "real" Andy, if there even was one. However, Jim Carrey 's perfor­ mance is outstanding. Some scenes he looks just like Andy, but live gotten used to him look­ ing like a frightening amalgam of Andy and Jim. the show by Tony Clifton (Andy's evil lounge form of cancer. slightly distracting. The film opens with a hilarious fake-out of singer alter ego). We are introduced to Andy ' s It all plays out that way, without any true As I said, the movie is very enjoyable, even if the audience, and then goes into Andy's child­ partner-in-crime, Bob Zmuda (Paul Giamatti), insight into Andy's mind. Maybe that's a it isn't detail-oriented. For example, we learn hood briefly. We are quickly taken through who comes off as maybe even crazier than good thing, but instead, the movie rides on pure about ABC 's refusal to show Andy's prime Andy's early years in comedy, as he does his Andy, and his girlfriend Lynne Margulies emotion. Andy wanted a gut reaction from his time special, but weire never told that it actual­ singing routine in nightclubs and meets his (Courtney Love). audiences, good or bad, and that's what you ly did air eventually. But there are other. won­ manager, George Shapiro (played wonderfully A surprising amount of time is spent on get from this film. It also has an element of sur­ derful elements that make up for this. Pay by Danny DeVito). Next the film jumps to Andy 's fascination with wrestling, which leads realism with many people from Andy 's life attention to the selection of songs done by Tony Andy's classic Mighty Mouse performance on to his convincing mockery of women and playing themselves. We see Lome Michaels, Clifton, they all ironically relate to him. Man on Saturday Night Live. When he's offered the southerners, and his "feud" with Jerry ''the , Christopher Lloyd, and David the Moon is one of the most likeable films of the role of Latka on Taxi, Andy turns it down at King" Lawler (playing himself, of course). We Letterman playing themselves in the early year. If you ire a Jim Carrey fan, an Andy first because he didn 't like sitcoms and see some of Andy 's other "greatest hits" like ... 80 .. .s . Only Letterman and Paul Shaffer, for Kaufman fan, or simply a movie fan, I recom­ thought they were a low form of comedy. Taxi his Elvis impersonations and his Carnegie Hall some reason, donit wear wigs to resemble mend it. is mostly ignored throughout the film, except show. And sadly, we see his death from a rare themselves almost twenty years ago, which is for a montage of clips and the appearance on BANG B ANG! CACTUS JACK IS B ACK WCW UPDATE & REVIEW

STAN WOJClI..EWSKI STAFF WRITER

Blood, barbed wire, thumb­ tacks, handcuffs, two-by-fours all in a day 's work for hard core legend . This past Sunday, was no place for the squeamish as Foley, newly rein­ carnated as the twisted and sadistic Cactus Jack, faced off in a street fight rules match against WWF Champion at the . Now before I move on, I ' d to let the readers know that now that I 'm writing the WWF col­ umn, I ' d like to do something a little different with it. mat, Triple H recovered enough to plant Jack with his I'd like to mix in some commentary, take an in-depth finishing move, the Pedigree, in the pile of tacks no look at story lines and hopefully throw in some less. The ref swept an area free of tacks and counted behind the scenes info on what is truly an interesting to three. Triple H was the victor, but left the arena in and unique world. a stretcher as Cactus Jack, tacks sticking in his That having been said, I thought it would be tough exposed flesh (including his forehead) walked out to top last year's Royal Rumble, but the WWF suc­ under his own power. DAN GIORDANO Welcome The pool in the WCW is so to the new weak that they had ... and ceeded in taking this year ' s over the top. The Hardy Now, Triple H is a capable foe, but for Mick Foley, STAFF WRITER Boyz vs. The Dudley Boys in a Table Match was an master of the street fight and the innovator of weekly arti- as champion? A woman held the explosive way to start. The Hardys, always willing to Hardcore wrestling, to lose to Triple H (more of a ring cle on the other belts, just like WWE wonderful world of World Championship risk life and limb to push it to the next level, were tactician) is pretty insulting. I don ' t see why Foley impressive in their victory. couldn ' t have won the belt. There 's still more than Wrestling. This Monday night on Nitro WCWRUMORS theWCW crowned a new champion, Sid The Jericho/ChynalHolly Triple Threat Match was two months to set up events for Wrestlemania and pretty standard fare, though ended satisfactorily with Foley could have reigned in the mean time. Vicious. He beat the commisioner of the SuperBrawl 2000 card (as of tuesday) WCw, , in the title fight. The Y2J getting the Intercontinental Title back around his Perhaps this was an attempt to turn blue-blood waist. A weak match-up between the New Age Triple H (he used to do something akin to a curtsey only other uninjured memeber of n Wo & vs. & tried to hit Sid over the head with a gui­ Outlaws and the Acolytes ended with interference after a victory) into a tougher character. Kevin Nash from runt X-pac (Now, I'm in no way a big guy, but The night's main event, the 3D-man Royal Rumble, tar, but Sid caught the guitar and instead if I saw X-pac on the beach I might have to kick sand determined who would face the WWF Champ at of hitting on the head he hit Sid Vicious vs. (World Big Sexy. The referee, who was previous­ Championship) in his face) and the Outlaws retaining the Tag~eam Wrestlemania 2000. The People ' s Champ, the Rock, Titles. tossed out many a jabroni, the last being the 500- ly knocked out, recovered to count the three count and give the title to Vicious. The bitter feud between Hunter Hearst Helmsley pound , to get the victory and the title shot. Jeff Jarrett vs. Kidman (U.S. Title) If any of you pay attenetion to both and Cactus Jack erupted into a tooth and nail battle Rock, a three-time champ himself, is by far the most major wrestling organizations, you will be that left both men bloody and battered. Cactus Jack popular star in the business today and a match Brian Knobs vs. Fit Finley (Hardcore dominated for most of the match, beating Helrnsley between him and the new master of the street fight, able to tell the striking similarities Championship) into a bloody mess with a two-by-four wrapped in Triple H, will be a great main event for Wrestlemania. between the two. Keep in mind that the barbed wire, metal chairs, and back-dropping Triple H Raw the following night was pretty standard, con­ writers from WWF came over to the In the next few months we will be see­ squarely on a wooden palette. No faking here. It's a tinuing current story lines with no titles changing WCW not too long ago. In the WWF, ing Scott Hall in main events. Hall is cur­ popular misconception that pro-wrestlers use fake hands. In the last match, however, it appears the Rock DegenerationX got back together, and rently involved in the storyline, but will blood. "Blading" or using a razor blade, concealed gained a new ally as he, , the over 400 pound two weeks later n Wo got back together in soon be wrestling again. the WCW The WWF crowned HHH, usually in a wristband or kneepad, to open small, monster, and Cactus Jack beat the snot out of Ric Flair is scheduled to come back. member of DegenerationX, as the new clean cuts on their foreheads that bleed profusely but Triple H and the Big Show. Be on the lookout this He will have a huge role in the storyline, cause no lasting damage, is the standard. week for Smackdown! on Thursday and Ha1ftirne part owner. Then two weeks later a mem­ rather than the actual wrestling. Triple H, his face with blood, was also Heat, a 20 minute match during halftime of the ber of n Wo becomes commisioner of The 4 Horseman (Am Anderson, Ole WCW bleeding from a pretty bad gash in his calf; an injury Superbowl. Best wishes to Anderson, Ric Flair, and Blanchard) are As far as the other belts, or interesting I'm guessing was unintentional. After Cactus Jack who is recovering from neck surgery. scheduled to wrestle in a 8 man tag team emptied a bag of thousands of silvery tacks onto the events, in the WCW .. well there are none. match against n Woo t1 THE DOllE PAGE 82 JANUARY 28, 2000 JIZIN' IT UP

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