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FREE .REMEMEEP TO JAll CONCEPT VOTE TONIGHT for Where: The Worx SGA Officers When: 7:30 p.m. gritSfir Integrated frosh curriculum - Student Government Association an indepth look Candidate Profiles by Craig Stucky Both Winkel and Froyd have a Consider, if you will, Rose- very positive outlook for EDITOR'S NOTE: Today, the com- The Rose-Hulman student body will vote to select new officers for the Hulman Institute of Technology; puters' use and Student Government for the program Association. Students may vote in the student commons in Moench hall. As a late August, 1989; over three hun- itself. public service, the Rose Thorn is publishing this special section of short statements submitted by the dred freshmen, in various de- Winkel pointed out the benefit of candidates for the offices of SGA president and vice president. Be sure to take a few minutes out of your grees of nervousness, are com- the computer in the learning proc- day to cast a vote for the future of the Rose student body. pleting their freshmen orientation ess by citing the example of teach- requirement, for soon they will ing a simple sine function. Instead SGA Presidential Candidates embark on four years of intense of trying to scribble examples into study in the fields of their choices. a notebook as a professor writes Jeff Hanson As they look at their schedules, on a chalkboard, a student can see Before I get into my campaign- president requires a person who some have a special excitement. what a sinewave is in a few simple type essay, I would like to thank the handles responsibility well. As SGA These are the 120 volunteers for keystrokes. Rose Thorn for giving me this president, I feel that my experi- the Integrated Freshman Curri- opportunity When asked about the possibil- to say my piece. I ences with other campus organiza- culum in Science, Engineering, would also like to thank all of you tions (SAB, RHA, etc.) will aid my ity that a student would not be who saw fit to cast your vote in my decision making. I know and un- and Mathematics. learning what he would by work- favor, I do not intend to let any of derstand what organizations have to While their colleagues go ing problems by hand, Winkel re- you down. go through with SGA in order to go through about the same freshmen plied that by being able to see I personally believe that the win- about their normal operations. classes as every other student more examples without the busy- ner of the SGA presidential election Since I am currently the SAB currently enrolled at Rose- should know something about how treasurer, I also know first-hand work, students would actually Rose-Hulman works. I am a junior some of the biggest problem's with Hulman did, these aspirants will learn better. computer science major who has the SGA monetary system, and can be learning the same subjects but With the number of computers been a resident assistant and a sympathize with all other clubs and with more hands-on computer ex- necessary to teach 120 people, get- sophomore advisor. organizations. As an RA on campus, perience and practical applica- ting the program underway will Being required to stay on campus I keep in close contact with many tions of concepts than most other for these positions, been not be cheap. The Integrated Cur- I have in- people who are involved in almost Jeff Hanson students will begin to see until volved in many campus activities all campus organizations and clubs. riculum boasts an over one and a the most important thing is that the their sophomore years. and interactions with many of you. This is incredibly important for a SGA president must be someone quarter million dollar start-up These experiences have helped me person who will be the president of accessible to the student body. I in- At the same time, the creators cost, for which grants have been to grow from a rather simple fresh- a group which is in charge of decid- tend to participate in every SGA of the Integrated Curriculum will applied. man to a well-rounded young man. ing budgets for all of these clubs meeting, so that any problems that assuredly be antsy to get started The cost of computers is what Also, I have kept in touch with and organizations. arise may be solved then and there. with the first year of the program. many clubs and organizations on Also, as "Sprout" I am Froyd feels scares some people someone Thanks again for your support. The idea for the Integrated Curri- campus through my personal in- who the student body knows and can Most importantly - get out and about this project. He has heard teraction with other students. respect as a human being. vote for the man you deem best for culum was first casually dis- the concern expressed that"a stu- I believe that the position of SGA Finally, I would like to say that the job. cussed in the winter of 1987. Soon dent shouldn't be taught to do afterward, weekly meetings were everything on computers if he held to discuss the idea's future. won't have a VAX (due to the Cone Biggs After it became evident that the cost) on his desk when he gets out Does $73,000 sound like a lot of Since coming to Rose, I have been realization of the Integrated Cur- (of school)." But this may well be money to you? This is the amount actively involved with SGA. I am riculum would require more than a false concern. that the Student Government currently serving as secretary on weekly meetings, a grant from The students going through this Association budgeted to 26 campus the SGA Executive Council. In fact, the Lilly Endowment, Inc. was organizations program will graduate five years last spring. This I am the only candidate who has sought to pay for the time of a money comes from you, the served on this council. In addition, I from now."By then the technolo- students; in fact, each Rose student was active in SGA as a Congress group of six professors to work gy may well be there to work with pays an activity fee of $20 per quar- representative during both my over the summer to put the pro- and be affordable," said Froyd. ter. freshman and sophomore years. gram down in writing and start to Winkel added that the calcula- Besides being involved with stu- solve some of the specifics of the tor is now accepted and the slide dent government, I am participat- The SGA Executive Council, in curriculum. rule is no longer in use. Eventual- particular the SGA president, is in ing in many other extra-curricular Two of these professors, Brian activities, such as the Modulus ly he feels the computer will be as charge of gathering input from Con- Winkel, professor of mathema- gress members and proportioning yearbook, Blue Key and the Fresh- natural to use as the pencil and the money to these various clubs. man Studies Committee. tics, and Jeffrey Froyd professor paper are today. To be effective, this person must If elected, my running mate of electrical engineering, were Design will be stressed for all have had previous experience in the Adam Griner and I will maintain Code Biggs able to give some insights into students in the Integrated Curri- budgeting process. I am the most and improve the present state of the dents to express their concerns di- how the program will operate. culum. This experienced and qualified person Student will be more than the Government Association rectly to us. The tentative schedule for the Mechanical for the job of SGA president. and will attempt to encourage stu- Please vote today! or Civil Engineering Integrated Curriculum consists of Departments offer. three one hour (period) time slots The intended design projects Brian Kochersperger on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday will be small enough to be done in The student government vice- plays an important functon when it and Friday. These three blocks a short period of time, maybe a presidency is a very important and comes to allocating funds to the would either be class periods or week. The mistakes made can influential position on the Rose- organizations on campus and would be combined to make a lab then be learned from and applied Hulman campus. With it comes the representing the student body. session. Wednesday is to be re- duties of assisting the president I have an unbiased opinion of the to the next week's project until ul- served for a two hour recitation. timately, at the end of the Spring with responsibilities, and most im- various clubs and organizations. I This portant, representing the student feel that all clubs should be thought arrangement would allow term,a competition will be held to body. I believe I have the quali- of as equals when it comes to re- students enough flexibility to fit in include analysis techniques, de- fications of filling the vice- ceiving funds. I can view clubs as their Humanities and Military sign and an oral presentation on a presidency for the upcoming year. equals and, with my leadership abil- Science requirements. project. ity, convey this toward the SGA rep- A typical day might be spent Being an SGA representative for resentatives. All of the above is still flexible, the past year and working with the first studying curves in three- of course. Beth professors were present officers, I understand how It also takes leadership to carry space, tangent vectors along very enthusiastic to get started SGA operates and how it represents out the responsibility of controlling curves,and velocity vectors along and to see how things will go. If the student body. In past years SGA meetings. In the past, some „ -Z4eai trajectories. The next period their enthusiasm spills over into there have been some qualms with SGA officers have not even shown Brian Kochersperger might cover Newton's first and the representation put forth by up at these meetings. the actual implementation of the With my en- third laws of motion, two di- some of the officers. If elected I thusiasm towards student govern- responsibilities of SGA vice- curriculum and, more im- hope to do a better job of represent- ment, I will be present at any and president to my fullest potential. mensional force problems and portantly, to the students, the ing free the students as vice-president. all SGA meetings. It is the student body that makes body diagrams. The third Integrated Curriculum in Sci- Being a Resident Assistant, Student government I sparks inter- student government possible, so hour could be a graphics lab and ence, Engineering and Mathema- have the qualifications of being an est in me. With this interest, if please, take time out to vote. lesson on vector geometry. tics looks like a winner. effective leader. This leadership elected, I will carry out the THANK YOU. Here essentially three courses, Now all it needs is an acronym. mathematics, physics and Adam Griner graphics, have been scheduled so ; that the same idea is covered In the past, it has been typical done my best to help improve floor in that only about 30 percent of the stu- unity. Similarly, if elected, I want to each class. The concept is pre- dent body votes in SGA elections at spread this enthusiasm and positive sented first, then applied in the Rose. We, the students of 1988-1989, attitude toward Rose-Hulman. study of Newton's methods and owe it to ourselves to vote for the (We're not working hard for noth- forces, and then visualized in SAB top officers of our student govern- ing!). third hour using graphics. ment. Also, an executive officer should be a sociable This example of the use of After encouraging you to person and get along vote in well with his fellow graphics is only one example of this year's election, I want to tell students. As a peer tutor for the how the computer LAS VEGAS you why I can make a difference as Learning Center will be used in SGA vice president. (in chemistry and writing), I have the curriculum. Mathematics will become acquainted This position definitely calls with many of be taught using computer algebra for you. Most importantly, an enthusiastic leader, as well as a I enjoy systems. CAS allows the student NIGHT working in personable individual. that type of atmosphere, getting to know you fellow students to work problems more quickly The most important quality of a and working together with you than by hand since pages of busy- TOMORROW good leader is a positive attitude. As toward some kind of solution. I Adam Griner work are not necessary to get an a Sophomore Advisor on BSB III, I might add that this is exactly how answer. Rather,(.3 answer can have been given many opportunities be the relationship between you, the two minutes to cast your vote now. obtained by pushing a Moench Hall Auditorium this year to display my enthusiasm student body and the SGA officers For few compu- leadership with enthusiasm ter buttons. through intramural sports and other should be. who will work hard with and for the activities. Through these opportuni- Again, please be aware of the im- student body, elect Cork Biggs and Spreadsheets will also be used 7 - 10 P.M. ties and SA responsibilities, I have portance of this election and spend me, Adam Griner. 'to assemble, graph, and analyze data' so that the meaning of the work being done can im- mediately be seen. PAGE 2 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, FEB. 3, 1989 Opinions and Columns

Fraternity Row Just for the Record: Reach for the Sky

IFC holds eleLtions by Vince Klortho . They took a break after and so the are treated that used to be a good band. Be- their last tour, then spent much way. Unfortunately, Ratt seems by Scott Kirkpatrick Tim Nahrwold (TRI) - fore their first album, so much more time than they ever had be- incapable of listening to their first The following people have Secretary/Treasurer talk reverberated through the fore writing and recording the two albums and writing in that been elected for IFC offices for Dan Klein (LCA) - Greek music industry about this new album. This time, the band swore groove anymore. This is certain- the 1989-90 school year: Games Chairman band that even average record that it was going to be careful, ly to their detriment in that both Scott Kirkpatrick (FIJI) - Ken Barret (LCA) - Co-Rush buyers had heard of them before that it was going to stay in tune their popularity and sales have President Chairman their debut. fea- with itself and, hopefully, with its fallen for it. Rick Kocken (SN )- Vice Presi- Ed Lucas (PKA) - Co-Rush tured cuts that have now become audience. Well, it didn't happen. America may well be viewing dent Chairman classics: "Round and Round," "Wanted Man," and "Lack of Reach for the Sky, the result of the death of a band. Ratt is too Communication." It was quickly all this effort, is not terrible, young to gracefully call it quits,so followed by their second awful, nor hardly worth the vinyl they will keep putting out materi- ATO elects new officers album, , it's recorded on, but it also is not al that doesn't do well until their and such mega-hits as "Lay It worth buying. The material is re- finally terminates by Tim Crowell improving relations with other Down" and "You're in Love." hashed, cliched, and just plain their contract. Ratt's only hope is The Gamma Gamma Chap- fraternities and with the cam- Then the band lost it. Fresh from boring. The debut release, "Way that they might sell out com- ter of Alpha Tau Omega pus as a whole. Also, they are touring, they jumped back into Cool Jr.," is a yawn a minute. The pletely and deliberately target the Fraternity would like to an- looking at the overall ATO pro- the studio just long enough to rec- only track with any real heart to it Bon Jovi housewives and Motley nounce the officers for 1989-90. gram to improve and imple- ord their third album, Dancing at all is "," but it Crue fourteen-year-olds that They are: ment policies that will benefit Under Cover. It featured two good has no true strength and would already make-up the mainstay of Brian Runkle - President the chapter now and in the long tracks, "" and simply be one of the eight "other Ratt's audience. However, Ratt's Jason Lueking - Vice President run. "Dance," but no mega-hits. The tracks" on Ratt's first two only deliberate act will probably Geoff Payne - Treasurer The ATO chapter would also album itself sold respectably, but albums. The new album simply be to keep being Ratt for as long as Brett Starr - Historian like to thank each and every it was nothing compared to the doesn't show much for the listener they can. Dave Akaka - Secretary person, young and old alike, band's past success. It was simply to be interested in. Bart Millikan - Usher that was able to attend the 2nd a low quality effort that reflected Look for the band to break up in Joe Matthews - Sentinel annual Pre-Basketball Game a band losing touch with its audi- a few years as its members try to Dan Braker - Alumni Relations Pizza Social. We had a good ence. The question is: Is it Ratt that redistribute themselves in more Shane Weiss - Public Relations time, and we hope that every- has sold out or their audience? successful ventures. Meanwhile, Chris Miller - Social Service one in attendance shared that Most people who like Ratt, or at listen to Reach for the Sky if you Dave Leif - Fiscal Assistant feeling. For those that were un- least used to, can still listen to get the chance, but don't rush out Craig Stucky - Fiscal Assistant able to come, we invite you to Reflecting upon this, Ratt their first two albums and really to buy it. Once you hear it, you Their goals this year include attend next year's event. changed their ways for their new get into them. The are cool probably won't be too impressed.

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You'll work on state-of-the-art Bloomington, Illinois 61701. STATE FARM INSURANCE COMPANIES. Home Offices: Bloomington, Illinois An Equal Opportunity Employer. FRIDAY, FEB. 3, 1989 ROSE THORN PAGE 3 Sports Basketball team coming together, win three straight by Mike Lindsey second half. Taylor cut into the team got great support from the What a week!, the Engineers lead on a couple of occasions but bench as Phil Eckert pitched in 8 win three big games to get their Rose answered each challenge points and made 6 assists. Sopho- season back on the right track. and put the game away at the free more Dan Keown grabbed 7 re- Coming off a disappointing loss, throw line going 21-24 for the bounds and Adams scored six the team turned their emotions up game. points and got 4 rebounds. a notch and upset Taylor Univer- Petty ended the game with 26 The final match up of the week sity 72-63 on the road and then re- points with Harrison chipping in brought coach Fenlon's old team turned home to down Rhodes 79-64 15 while putting the clamps on to town, the Sewanee Tigers. This and Sewanee 92-71 in important game had the make-up of a war CAC contests. about to form but, while the The win at Upland, In. over the "Not only did Rose physical play on the floor was a 15-4 Trojans may turn out to be get back in the 'W' battle, the scoreboard never in- even bigger than one might think. dicated such a struggle. A fast Not only did Rose get back in the column, but they also start allowed Rose to control the 'W' column, but they also gained gained some much game from start to finish. Petty some much needed confidence." again provided the spark as he This great win on the road should needed confidence." connected on two early three- prepare the team for a run at the pointers on his way to 17 first half conference title. Bushur in the second half. Cindric points, with Marc Christman The opening minutes at Taylor got all 10 of his points in the second again playing well and providing gave the team a hint of what they half and, with help from Rodney 10 points in the half. The 45-29 could accomplish. Jeff Harrison Adams, limited Teagle to only 13 cushion at intermission was ex- got Rose started early with two points. Steinhart played his nor- tended to as many as 25 points driving scores along with a three- mal complete game and picked up during the second half, with an- pointer from Ron Steinhart. The a game high 5 steals. other fine performance at the first half was tightly contested Returning home brought a re- free-throw line (20-24) keeping the from that point on with the lead match with Rhodes College, a game out of reach. The final score see-sawing back and forth. good team that Rose handled a of 92-71 was a good indication of In the closing minutes Taylor few weeks ago in Memphis. This just how well the team played. opened up the biggest lead of the one was expected to be more dif- Eckert again provided relief half, 35-29, behind their 6'10 center ficult than before and for most of support with 12 points and 4 Jay Teagle and sharp shooting the first half that was true. With assists after coming off the bench. guard Jim Bushur. At half-time three minutes remaining Rose led Petty finished with 28 points on coach Bill FenIon adjusted the de- 22-21 before Marc Christman, who 11-17 shooting, Christman had 14 fense to put more pressure on had ten points in the half, led a points, and Cindric scored 12 Bushur, and had a good talk with late rally to up the lead to 33-23 points and had a game high 8 re- 6'5 center Tim Cindric on how to at intermission. bounds. handle the Taylor giant that had Rose started fast in the second Rose now takes their 12-6 record held him scoreless in the half. half to open up a comfortable lead on the road for three games that The second half was all Rose- and cruise to the 79-64 victory. In will decide the CAC champion. Hulman. The defensive pressure the second half Petty caught fire Tonight is a rematch with photo by Matt McDonough forced the Taylor offense off bal- to finish with 21 points, 10 re- Sewanee in Sewanee, Tenn. and ance. A 19-5 run Jeff Harrison goes after the ball. to start the half bounds, and to put the game away tomorrow they battle Fisk Uni- left Rose ahead 48-40 just six mi- with 9-10 shooting from the free- versity in Nashville Tenn. These nutes into the half. Much of the throw line. Christman finished games could setup a big con- sudden offense came from good with 16 points including a perfect frontation with league leading team execution and the great 12-12from the line. Cindric played Centre College as Rose visits Dan- University of ILLINOIS shooting of Britt Petty. He hit two an outstanding game going 8-11 ville, Ky., Wednesday, February consecutive three-pointers during from the floor and grabbing 8 re- 8th for their final road game of MBA the run on his way to a 21 point bounds on his way to 16 points. The the year. 11111 Urbana-Champaign Track team continues to improve

by Ken Koziol Information, Innovation, The Engineer track team post- ed some great individual per- Integrity, Internationalization formances at both Purdue Uni- versity and Eastern Illinois Uni- versity on Jan. 28th. Several per- Contact J. M. Koonce-Evans, formances were pointed out by Coach Welch as being worth not- Admissions Officer, ing. Larry Boxier has consistently been vaulting at a height of four- (217) 333-4555 teen feet, while Tom Gorsich had a personal best indoors of 45-feet in the shot put.

When asked what he thought would be the team's strongest areas this year Welch had no problem with the question saying, "We're strong in the hurdles, high jump,we have good throwing,and we're strong in the middle and long distance events." This is all testimony to the continued strength that Rose never seems to be without, although Welch admits that the sprints still need to be developed.

Time: 7:30 Place: GM Room Many personal bests were re- corded at the Purdue meet,name- Cost: FREE Date: Feb. 3 & 5 ly in the distance races. Fresh- men Greg Dixon and Chris Wilson turned in good 3000 meter times of S'aef %live CREATIVE STYLING 9:07 and 9:10, respectively, while 2503 Ft. Harrison Steve Lawrence had a personal Don't 466-6552 best 9:41. Jason Lueking had his • ID RR II 111 best mile time in 4:26.6. IK Walk-ins Welcome and photo by: M. Morris Drive Close to Pizza Inn North Bob Jacobs was fourth in the meet in the 800m with a 1:56.2. Larry Boxier practices his vaults. COUPON: • OPEN TIL 9 Jacobs will be trying to qualify for Columbus nationals at Notre Dame next Style Cut weekend in the 800m. He will need STYLE Layer & Feathered Ardl a time of 1:54.7. Last year, his itertural Zour best run at the same place was Let the Class Act Design Team short $5.50 February 12 of the mark .4 of a second. sharpen your style AND REG. $6.50 7 a.m.- 7 p.m. Expires 2-17-89 Jason Lueking and Greg Dixon at a great price! Sponsored by the will join Jacobs at Notre Dame Hair Cuts $6.00 His N Hers United Ministries Center with the same goal of nationals in Hairstyling World mind. All other members of the 321 N. 7th CALL FOR YOUR Class Oct 1440 S. 25th 232-0631 team will run tonight, in the All- 232-0186 Corners meet at Rose-Hulman's APPOINTMENT Minutes from Campus TODAY! 1233 Wabash k,We match all tan ads — bring them in Ilk Shook Memorial Field House. All Tans $1.75 oer session COST: $10 Field events start at 6:00 p.m. and 234-4760 EXPIRES air.i.r..drAgerAirAirAradr), running events at 7:00. 2-11-89 PAGE 4 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, FEB. 3, 1989

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