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THE SUNY COBLESKILL VOLUME 8 ISSUE ONE SEYf. '85

Welcome to Coby

Welcome to Coby! My name is Christy Roe and I will be 'serving you as your Student Government President. I am very optimistic about the year ahead, and I hope that you are also. I would like to fake this opportunity to pass on to you a few of my thoughts. As you stepped from high school into college you learn about many new freedoms that you've never had before. Don't forget that with freedOI}1 comes responsibility, responsibilities to your school and to yourself. You paid good money to attend this school so take pride in being a part of Cobleskill College and take pride in yourself . College is the place where you further your education while at the same time meeting new people and doing new things. Respect is important in college life, not only should you respect others, but show some respect for yourself. Treat people the way in which you like to be tgreated and be sensitive to their feelings. We are a ll coming here as individuals with your own ideas and it's important to share them. As we learn from each other we also Recruitment Sta rts E arly: President Nea l Robbi ns is shown here· learn valuable lessons about ourselves. So stand up for what you receiving a welcom ing handshake fr om Orion Ha mchuk whose believe in! . mother, Linda L emback, is a m ember of the f r eshman class, Cobleskill has many opportunities in whic h you can become m ajoring in Nur se r y Managem en t . involved--take advantage of them. The involvement and work behind a group or activity gives you a sense of accomplishment. We all like to succeed and here's your chance, so go for it! This year cooperation and communicat ion are needed to make Introducing . . . Our New Cobleskill College an outstanding place to learn and live. Decisions that you face today, though they may be small, w i ll affect your tomorrow. We wilt be facing many Important issues this 'year and we need your participation and enthusiasm to form President Dr. Robbins • resolutions to these issues. by Lisa M i ller You make Coby what.it is today and what it will be tomorrow, so expand and broaden your horizons by becoming involved_ I On August 23, 1985, Dr. Cornel ius (Neal) Robbins began his new represent you and your views on how this college is run, so I need position as president of our beloved Cobleskill College. ~ your input. If I can be of any assistance to you the Student He served as president of Genesee Community College from Government Office is in Bouck Hall room 112-- Stop in! 1970-75 and as president of the State university College at Pot­ Good luck in your years at Coby and may God bless! sdam for a year_ Currently he serves as deputy to the chancellor for community colleges at SUNY Central Administration. As deputy he is responsible for the systemwide coordination of the 30 public community colleges under the State University of New Wanted­ York! This is only a brief list but you can be sure he is well qualified. I Freshmen Representatives Some of you may wonder: qualified for what. _ What does the job of president entail. _ As head of this large college it is im ­ For Student Government. possible for him to be everywhere at once and also be aware of all that is gOing on. For this reason he meets regularly with five faculty heads to discuss the important issues on campus. These Are you looking to get involved in Student five men are John Deitrich (Vice Pres. for student affairs), David Magee (Director of Institutional Research, Public Relations and Activities? Are you wondering how your Ac­ Development). Albie Harris (College planning direCtor), John t iv it y F ee is spent? If your inter ested in Devney (New Admissions Director), and Dr. James Wolfe representing the Freshmen class pick up a ( Director of Athletics). These men have their pulse on campus issues and' can make recommendations to the President due to petition in t he Athlet ic Office in Bouck Ha ll. their exposure and experience with the matter at hand. Petitions ar e due by Thursday, September 19th. He also spends time in Albany raising money for our college. This is· even more important now because very soon dormitories will be run more businesslike on a break even baSis. This means they must generate their own money. Money from the govern· ment will not be allotted to the dormitories as it was in the past. Another problem the president must face is the declining numbers of seniors graduating from high sc hool. This year alone enrollment has decreased 3.1%. It's the President's goal to im­ prove Cobleskill's recruitment process and make the college more visible to the surrounding states. One way to help increase enrollment is to make Cobleskill a more attractive place to in­ com ing students. Part of this plan includes the reduction of tripling in dormitory rooms and by the construction of a field house for indoor track, tennis and handball. Who knows, maybe even dining hall food can be i mproved since Dr. Robbins makes it a habit to eat in the dining halls at least twice a week. Also if anyone has seen his blue hat that he left in the dining hall, he would be grateful to have it returned. As a student, I felt very comfortable speaking with President Robbins, and while he is the president, he let me know that he's truly concerned for our needs··as students and as people. I'd like to welcome him to Cobleskill and wish him the best of luck in his years as president. Welcome Dr. Robbins We're glad to have you here! • WHI RLWI NO, September 1985, p. 2 Freshman Survey Questions • Out with the Old, 1. Why did you choose to attend Cobleskill? 2. Are the guys-girls as cute as you anticipated? In with the New 3. How many people have you spoken to who have had crooked teeth? On this respect I would like to introduce myself as 4. DQ you plan on joining any organizations? (If so, which ones?) the new editor of this year's Whirlwind. My name is Lis'a Miller and I am currently an R.A. in 5. What is your opinion of dining hail food? Vroman. I wish to welcome back our seniors and our incoming freshmen. 6. What do you like most {and·or least) about your room and dorm I would like to make it clear that this is a student living? paper and is put out monthly to inform our student 7. Do you prefer country or ? body. At this early point in time our staff is minimal and I hope you bear with us for a little while. 8. Which has been your favorite school activity as of now? (I.E. As a student paper, feel free as members of campus Bonfire) organizations, or just as concerned students, to send us 9. How do you get along with your roomate(s)? a story. We'll be anxious to print it. Please take advantage of this media source and our 10. Do you miss your Mommy and Daddy? staff. We are currently looking for writers. If you're interested come see me in Vroman or our advisor, George Clancy, in Knapp Hall at the Residential, Life All right freshmen, rest assured. Everyone in the class of '87 Office. seems to think each other is pretty cool. The women in the class In closing I would like to wish our former editor, rated the guys from okay to " Hot" (except for a few who declined Anne Ryan, good luck in the working world. I would to elaborate past Please, let's be real!) The guys delivered slightly less definitive answers such as-· most of them are as cute like to thank her for all of her help and concern. May I as they thought they'd be. Roommates also received fairly high fill her shoes equally well. ratings. Many said they get ,along great with their roommates, and thatthey are like family. However, a few people sa id they did not get along with their roommate or only get along with them half of the time. Dormitory living seems to be very well thought of in the sense that one has almost ail the freedom desired. It is also highly regarded for being a great place to meet people and make friends. UNY One of the problems in the dorms seems to be that it is sometimes difficult to get sleep, due to music and other various distractions. Also, keep in mind when you're blaring your stereo at night, that the majority of the people prefer rock fTlusic over country. Another aspect of dorm life is the dining hails. Unfortunately, these did not receive such a high rating. Comments ranged from Commuters !+ X!, needs improvement and unexpectedly good (?) A major part of college life is activities and organizations. Favorite beginning campus activities were Risky Business, the Video Dance, hypnotIst and volleyball. The only organizations people planned on joining presently were Cabco Horticulture Club, and the yearbook. Various sports teams were also men­ tioned as something people wanted to get involved in. When asked, " Why did-you choose Cobleskill?" responses in­ cluded that they heard good things about Cobleskill, that we of­ fered excellent courses, and that it was the best school near home. It was also discovered through this survey that most freshmen ' are cold·hearted. When asked if they miss their parents, the an ­ swers were generally somewhat and no way. A few warm and loving people replied, of course! - And for those who partiCipated in the survey, and wondered what crooked teeth had to do with anything, I can honestly an · swer·- I don't know _.! Save On Gas, Drive Time to I nsurance And Perform in Utica, NY Added Expenses On October 7, 1985 Singer James Taylor will perf.orm w ith his band in concert at the Stanley Performing Arts Center in Utica, NY on Monday, October 7,1985 at 8 p.m . The Concert is sponsored by the Mohawk Va lley Com­ Cobleskill Bridge munity Col lege Concert Board. Tay lor is known for such hits as ' Fire and Rai,n,' • 'You've Got a Friend,' ' Handy Man,' ' How Sweet It Is,' Apartments 'Carolina In My Mind' and ' Her Town Too.' For this tour Taylor will be backed by -­ drums, Leland Sklar--bass, Billy Payne-- keyboards, Dan Dugmore-- guitar, Rosemary Butler and Arnold $750 Semester (Pro.rated) McCuller-- background vocals. Tickets go on sale Monday, September 9 in the MVCC Snack Bar at9 a.m . for one day only. Starting Tuesday, September 10 tick ~ ts will be available at the Stanley Model Open For Inspection Performing Arts Center Box Office, the Last Unicorn 21 MacArthur Avenue 234·7881 in Herkimer and All Ticketron outlets. Ticket prices-­ students with valid MVCC I.e. . $13.50 ; General Public 15.50. All seats reserved. To charge tickets ca ll 315- 724·4000. For more information call 315 ·735-7549. WH I RLWI N D, September 1985, p. 3 How to Be the , Ideal Student • by KarenCleary The secret to being the ideal student lies not In actually being the ideal student but in looking like one. There are many different aspects in looking like the ideal student. Appearance and attitude are very Important but creative acting is most necessary. You must not let anyone know that this is an act or your entire cover is blown not to mention your grades. The classic look of the ideal student is the " preppy" look. The colors are green, blue, and red. They are solid colors with no design. except the alligator that has long been a symbol of wealth and intelligence. The collar of an Izod shirt must always be up and the shirt neatly pressed. The pants are also neatly pressed and are generally topped off with a belt with whales on it. The ideal student must wear penny loafers, but it is not always necessary to wear socks. The male preppy should have his hair well groomed, and neatly parted. The female preppy generally puts her hair in barrettes with whales on them or ~er hair is very short. The best part about looking like the ideal student is the norn-rlmmed glasses you get to wear. They are not ehe most attractlve glasses but they are enough to make anyone look smart. And last but not • least, you should always be seen with a backpack apparently loaCled down with books. Now that you are dressed and ready the ne xt step is to go to the library. When you are in the library, always make sure that you STAR SPANGLED SUMMER·-Gary K. Plumadore, Lisa A. sit in a cubby far away from everyone. This will make you look Schaeffer, Sharon E . Pencola, Maureen .R. Smith, Michele M . serious about your studies. Of course you are! Now that you are at Surace, Dawn M . Welch, Timothy H. Delavan and (front, left to the cubby It's time to unload that heavy backpack. Take out your right) Peter C. Steimle, Louis J. Klinker and Alan J . Livensperger pillow, your walkman, and your slxpack of beer. It m ight be a of SUNY Cobleskill, students participating in the Walt Disney good idea to leave a book or two around, just in case. Sometimes it World College Program are helping the Central Florida resort is smart to bring cards or something to amuse yourself. Every celebrate its Star-Spangled Summer, featuring the Radio City half hour or so walk around and look puzzled, or if you are really Music Hall Rockettes. The students are' among nearly 900 tricky, ask a librarian to help you find a book. You must never say collegians who annually participate in the program, applying " hi" to anyone. " Hello" is most appropriate. Walking with your classroom theory through on· the-job experience in the world' s head down makes you look as if you are in deep thought or slightly number one vacation destination. COPYRIGHT, WALT DISNEY shy; actually it keeps that bright light out o( your tired eyes. PRODUCTIONS, 1985. You will be surprised how many people will bUY 'your act. The ones that see you out and about are the easiest ones to convince·· it' s your floormates you have to worry about. On weekend nights when everyone is going out, say you have to stay home and study for a test that is two weeks away. That wlJl kill them! After they Lee presents­ leave, head to Oneonta and have a real selection of bars. There are at least 46 different ones to chpose from. This alone proves New Directions that you are much smarter than your peers. Make sure you leave a note on your door that says something about studying and that For Fall! you don't want to be disturbed. If you ever decide to go to the pub lIere on campu::. rlloke 3ure that you bring your books with you printed denim because the staff often frequent the pub. If you have any trouble for up-to-the­ with staying awake the next day, " No Ooze" is a good idea. minute fashion If you follow all of these steps you should,have no problem being the ideal student. Just remember appearance and attitude are sizes 7-13. 34.00 important, but it is your creative acting that will do the trick. Who knows, maybe i f you sleep with that book on your head long enough maybe it will all sink in and you'll make the Dean's List.

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518 234 7380 box 730 cobfeskiR, new york 12043' 518 234 1860 - WHI RLWIND, September 1985, p. 4 Got an interest? Gota hobby? Got some tale.? , We have a host of Clubs and Organizations here at Cobleskill and we hope that you'll take the opportunity to get involved in anyone (or more) of them. Listed are the clubs and advisors. Should you be interested, please feel free to contact the Club Advisor or the Student Activities office for details on how to become Involved.

Office of Student Acitivites Cobleskill College (518) 234-5449

Spring 1985 Listing F.Or Student Qrganization Officers/ Advisors • .. .- ORGANIZATION ADVISOR(s) Alpha Lambda Phi Lizabeth Whitbeck Agricultural Engineering Bruce Wright Club Ron Davis .. Alpha Phi Omega (A. P .O.) American Animal Producer's Bruce Emanuel Come into Club (A .A.P.C.) BACCHUS Tom Aulita Burger King: Terry Dewey Cobleskill Ag. Business Stuart Lamb Route 7 & Main Coop (CABCO) Street in Cobleskill, College ChOir Robert Gossel ink College Chorus (Men) Robert Gosselink and receive a full College Chorus (Women) Robert Gosselink Colege Lively Arts Series Cherie Stevens size professional (CAL.) Terry Forsyth Burger King" flyer! J'im Nuhlicek .. Collegiate Ag. Leaders Ken,olcott It's on Iy 59" with ( CAL.) Con cert Band Robert Gosselink any purchase. Dairy Cattle Club John Tryon While supplies last. Delta Psi Omega Michael Vandow Dietetic Tech. Club Evelyn Morrisey Judy Piester Early Childhood Association B ookv ~o;d Connie Spohn There ~s No Place Like Home Andrea Clapper by Karen Cleary Ethnic Cultural Workshop Dr. Leo Bryant ( E .C.W.) In all of my years I have never understood the family that has so Fisheries & Wildlife Club Charles Emmer ich many rooms in their house and only a few of them are allowed to Gamma Sigma Epsilon Crisanne Kadamus be lived in. Have you ever been In one of these homes? It is quite Rose Corcipne an experience. You can usually spot one of them from a mile Terry Dewey away. The outside of the house is in ~rfect order. The lawn is Horticultural Club Holly Emmons meticulously mowed, and the shutters are on so straight that they Inter"Dorm Council George Clancy make you feel crooked.There are not any bikes in the driveway or ('-D .C.) Stuart Poka l even a lost stuffed anImal on the lawn. The house looks vlrtu~IIy Caryn Kaplan · unlived in, and to a great extent, it Is. . I nternational Club Stan Oppenheim If you are lucky enough to be invited to one of these homes you Jazz Ensemble Robert Gosselink will probably be greeted at the front door by a well dressed Little Theater Michael Vandow woman refusing to be caught off guard In her sweat pants and her Mature Students Association Larry Joyce hair in rollers. She will ask you to take your shoes off because the (M.S.A.) rug In the front hall is white, and they do not want to get It dirty. I Orange K-ey Foods · Dorris Veith never understood why anyone would put a white rug over the most Agric - John Kowa l heavy traffic area In the house : the entrance. These are the same Gen. Ed. - John Fer guson people who have a living room that no one can live in comfortably. E. Ch ildhood · Effie Bennett Who can be comfortable in a room where the couch has a plastic Business - I rmgard Suess cover over it and everything in the room is so delicate and Fran Jarvis breakable that you are afraid to breathe? Where Is your favorite Marian Rei lly chlar with the one leg missing that leans all the way to the right Outing Club Fred Bennett but is so comfortable when you watch television? ' Phi Theata Kappa Stuart Lamb As you move on to the dining room, you notIce how neat and (P.T.K.) Joan Geerken clean this is also. These parents are usually embarrassed when Photography Club John BerW ick during dinner with the husband' s future boss, their seven-year old Tom Aulita blurts out, "So this is the dining room! I thought you said you Protect Your Environment Ronald Nielse n would kill us if we ever came in,here?! " You will notice that the . ( P .Y .E .) China has never been touched, and you become afraid to even cut R.A . Counc il Martha Cincotta your meat for fear of scratching the plate. What ever happened to Crisi'lnne Kadamus paper plates and relaxation? Why do they bother to dirty a glass Student Christian Fellowship Osca r Thate when a can serves the same purpose? (S.C.F.) Effie Bennett Reality really sets in when you find yourself in a bathroom Student Fine Foods Association Robert Edmunds where the folded towels on the rack actually match, the toilet seat (S. F . F .A.) is do~n , and there Is ~ctually toilet paper on the roll when you Student Government Michelle Hoffmann need It. The real killer IS the chrome on the sink that shines and a Richard Doherty tub that has virtually no soap scum. You will probably find Student Horseman's Association Karen Mielke yourself looking in the mirror to prove that this Is not a dream. (S.H.A Stephen MacKenzie Suddenly, you realize how different you look in this mirror, but Students Overcoming Starvation Judy P lester you are relieved when you realize that this mirror Is missing the (S.O .S.) John Kowal toothpaste and water spots that generally distort your face at Student Programming Board Cherie Stevens home. (S.P.B.) . Alyce Mickel After this awful nightmare you return home to your mother in Voice '85 Cherie Stevens her sweat pants and hot rollers In her hair. She hands you a W .e.O. B. Radio Station George Clancy sandwich, a can of soda, and you head for your favorite chair to Whirlwind Newspaper George Clancy unwind and watch some television. It Is usually about this time when you realize that Dorothy was right: " There Is no place like home! ! !" Get Involved!

• WH I RLWI ND, September 1985, p. 5 Nuclear Freezers • Plan Caucus • Nuchar Weapons Freet:e Campaign suppor.ers and leaders (rom meeting site as it is geographical)y throug ~out the 25th CGngressional centra] to the district wb ich en­ District WI.ll a:mverge in Norwich, NY Compasses the seven co unties of on Saturlay, September W, to hold a Otsego, Cortland, Montgomery, caucus. loth ~ delegate !tid an alter­ Oneida, Chenango, Delaware and nate will be st'.ected to r~esent the Schoharie, as well as corners of the two district It the National F~e Cam­ neighboring coWlties: Madison and Tompkins. paign's lnnual convention later this year in ~ashinghll , D.C. The lgenda of Speakers and reports from both the , the day also Itcludes the possible state and national levels of the Jreeze • fonnatiOl of a Hstrict-wide teering organization are scheduled. Workshops .... featuring the various goals of the committ."f!. , . '.~ The CBJCUS will te held from l!'i.m. _ national fr eeze agenda will be 3 p.m. a St. Paul'sSchool off Ple~nt (acilitated by area leaders and a tally Street. 1 Is hostet by the Chen&tgo will be made of Signatures on the CoWltyheeze groUt who had initia~ Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty an outp-ach prograrr.this past swnm~ Petition currenUy being circulated in to consct the nuclea- weapons freez\ the region. Anyone wishing more advocrtes residing in fle congressional details about the caucus should contact the key people of the nearest freeze or district. Norwich was selected (or a peace assoc.iation. TELE·~IVIA 1. Who ...'hs Harry's , lawyer 01 .. Archie ... . for Pizza in "Re&ord Time" Bunker's PIlCe?" 2. What wa: ~he name of t he Chi nese nan on "Ar­ chie Bunker s Place" FASTEST • FREPT • HOnEST whose job was 0 kill flies around ~he bar tnd grill? 3. ' \' hat was tho name of DELIVERY Archie Bunkcr's'odge? 4 . Wha ~ was t h'hame of Col. Potter's hose on "~P A * S ·H ?" 1. 1.1r. Levy Call the "Patch" at 5 \Vhat was the nroe of 2. Brucie Coi. Potter's wif. on "M· A*S*H?" 3. The Ki ngs of .... teens 4. Sophie 6. What was Faller • 5. Mildred 2]4-4413 I Mulcahy's full name 1n 6 John Francis Mulca,. . "~P A *S *H ?" f ' 1985. McNaught Syno. 12 Cut Pan Pizza

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WCOB welcomes back the seniors and new freshmen . WCOB RADIOACTIVE would like to take this time out to welcome everyone back from a wonderful summer. I would also like to take this time out to ex· plain to you what will happen In COB within the next few weeks. We will by this time next week have the station ·in full swing once again. Hopefully to be one of the best years yet at COB. We are in the pr ocess of p lacing new r ugs In t he st at ion being that the old ones are a bit run down. WCOB will come up wit h a contest for Its new design for the COB T ·shlrt. T he winner will receive a T-shirt along with a little winner's fee. We are going to try something new this year concern ing the weekend shows. We may just assign OJ 's with specific time blocks. T his means the schedule will follow the same schedule the week shows are based upon. Also we can have special shows, comedy show, jazz show, talk show, country or what have you. The old way m ay prevail and we just leave the shows open to those OJ 's that sign up for a tim e block. This year all OJ 's will be required to send away for their FCC license. We will be t aking a sur vey, cam pus wide, of the top m isic preferred to be listened to by you, the "Coby Students." We would ask that you, the Coby students, request m ore than ever the songs that you want Top Pop to listen to. I hope to hear our phone go crazy with requests. That's it from the COB Corner . T alk to ya over the air waves. A r tist Tit le Tears For Fears Songs FrO.m the Big Chair Bryan Adams Reckless Sting The Dream of the Blue Turtles Top Rock Singles Phil Collins No Jacket Required D ire St raits Br other s in Arms St ing Fortress Around your Heart Br uce Springsteen Born in the U.S.A. Dire Str aits Money for Nothing Mottey Crue T heatre of Pain John Cougar Lonely 01' N ight T he Power Stat ion The Power St ation Michael McDonald No Looking Back Bill y Joel Gr eatest H its Vol. I & II Huey Lewis & The News Back in Time Godley & Creme Cry . John Parr St. Elmo's Fire Cheap Trick Tonight it's You John Waite Every Step of the Way Top Country Singles Pat Benatar Invincible Dolly Parton & Keny Rogers ReatLove Top Dance Singles Love is Alive The Judds She's Single Again Shout (Remi x) , Tearsfor Fears I Don't Know Why you Don't Want Me Freeway of Love Modern Day Romance ­ Aretha Franklin Wild and Crazy Love ( R~mix ) Used to Blue The Mary Jane Girls I'm Only Shooting Love Time Bandits Have I got a Deal For You Reba M c Entire History Drink & Dreamin Way ton Jennings Mai Tai All Fall Down F ive Star I Fell in Love Again Last Night The Forrester Sisters Eight Arms to Hold You I Never Made Love (Tillt made it with you) Mac Davis Goon Squad Trapped Colonel Abrams, Dare Me The Painter Sisters Short Takes Dancin' in The Key of Life Steve Arrington byDooa SmaU sound track albwn,any day now to tie in Vice's special two-hour show. Stay -the Revolution tuned . . . . ",. " Around the World in a Day" (Warner Bros.) Australian Rock ftIm maker Peter Clifton has signed a publishing deal for' • To many. the artistic merit of his memoirs titled " Hell&-Goodbye-A Prince's new work is equally as cloudy Personal Recollection of 20 Years of as before. To others this Is like Rock."Clifton's film includes Led none other. His new album is unlike his Zepplin's "The Songs Remain the previous one, Purple Rain, which was Same, Sweet Soul Music Popcorn." He composed mostly of pop rock such as has worked with everyone from the , the title song. Around the World in a BeatIes to Pink Floyd ..... Day definitely ts a record breaker. His album draws inspiration from many Movie Update sources like (AroWld the World · Paisley Park). Sly and the Cocoon : (Science Fiction Comedy) Time Shirtings Famlly Stone (Tamborine America) ", Movie about Pod people, old people. along with Prince's own wonderful Di rector Ron Howard. Should prove For Fall song, " Condition or Ute Heart," 8 piano gratifying. +++ ballad. Prince's vocal treatment and Fleteb: (bevy's hot as the ace reporter from Cherokee· attack during the punchy "pop-life" is with ace reporter with a thousand falls. vaguely familiar of the Studio Echo All funny. +++ the big shirt in that John Lennon loved to employ. In Lady Hawke: A man and a woman as a 100% cotton. the end, to most Prince fans, " Around wolf and a bird, gloriously scenic. ++ the World in a Day" will not be recalled Pale RJder : Back in the saddle, Clint Many colors. as the greatest Prince work thus far. goes west- in six gun classic. ++++ Sizes S, M , L. 24.00 Those people essentially honor the man Pe rf~ ' : All you get here is Jamie Lee for his ability to be funky. Curtis. doing aerobics. + . A View to a Kill : &nd is back, in good For all you lovers of the T.V. hit fonn, but everybody's talking about series "Miami Vice." It wouJd be in­ Grace Jones. +++ ~J to mow that this fall season, the ucers plan to strengthen the rock and roll tie!HDusic wise. Those ++++ Excellent lined up for the added edition are Eric +++ Worth a look CIarnpton, <»erluI Khan, Phil Col1lns, ++ Could pass Peter Wolf and Glen Frey. Producer + Rubbish, waste of time. Michael Manor also plans to release a Stems for .1 Shop Mon.-S .. t. 9 .. m·9 pm, Sun. & Holid;JIys 11 .. m·S pm. Shoppers • Playboy M .. rt . Cobleskill. - VISA, Wahl's Clurgle. MuterCud. M. parting gift to PlayIMy. Stanford Free Allentions - Free l .. y.. w .. y­ U. students gave the magazine's Free Gif! Wr .. p photographer a petition signed by 1,400 members of the Stanford cooununity W here Service Is Always In Fashion . .. and a bouquet. of flower stems. The sterna ~ "to symbolize the way Play.y severs the minds and souls of women from their bodies, using them while In bloom a nd discarding " OM -...... rOl.tMI poue..-,' 1I.n.. therDafterward." and you',.. --nne the U' ,ole."

• - • WHI RLWI NO, September 1985, p. 10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT WEE K' S PE1'e AND R.E-PETE :---'-l \* * llil@m@~©@jf)~ Fll.l. IN ,HE ARf:.A5 WHAT IS THE ==_BY SALOME t\rle. (Mar. 21·Apr. 19) Out of sight doesn't mean If-1AT HAVE A DOT· MOST DIFFICUl.;e beyond recognition. Look for signs that are giveawayS'" ,0 SOLVe THIS KEY TO lORN <;- to what's happening beneath the surface. Also pay heed to kin's warrungs regarding health of a loved one. RIDDLe '" T.arasIApr. 2()'May 20) Your usually thrifty self may be led astray by what seems to be a goOd bargain. Make sure what you get is a good buy or you may be saying " bye--bye" to your money witli little value in return. Gemini (May 21·June 20) Delicacy continues to be your strong~st pomt. Although others may advise more forceful action, you gain more advantage using the softer approach. Be patient. C ••eer (June 21-Jul. 20) Negative news is 8 blessing • • in disguise. Use the opportunity to end a difficult no­ • • win situation. Put your energies moo something that will really payoff for you. • • • • Leo IJul. 21·Aug. 22) Sure, all you good looking Cats • like what you see in the mirror. But this is 8 time for • • another sort of reflection. Reassess your plans; see where • • changes can be made in goal direction. • • Virgo IAug. 22·Sept. 22) More than the climate may • be cooling off. Keep that important relationship from • • turning to ice by showing more warmth and genwne con­ • cern Uian you have done of late. • • D • Libra (Sept. 23-0ct. 22) Thi.!f'is a time for renewing and • expanding friendsh!Ps. Openness and candor dommate • • your relatIOnships. Traver continues to be an important part of your life.

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Take a look at some of these photos from a session of • "The Gauntlet" and think abrut participating in the "Spring Edition"

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The Gauntlet-"The Battle of the COBY Kids:' is a phySical fitness endurance challenge, designed especially for our campus after the T . V. spectaculars of " Battle of the Network Stars." This " Freshmen edition" was completed August 25 at 1:00 to 4:00 p.m., on the Athletic F ields (Behind the tennis courts). The following folks ha ve "survived" ... The event featured : The belly f lop soap pit crawl, and loads of other fun and challengi ng stat ions to test your agility and "in­ Steve Sfahl John Sweeney Shapeness." B.A_C_F .'s Jim Wright Divers Chris Stroh We had 3 divisions scheduled: l:00-Women; 2:00- Co-Ed and Sean Sauda Scott Macpherson 3:00- Men Michael Brockett Mark Palatino Each team must have 4 players: Men's Division- 4 Men; Co-Ed Adam Miller 01\'isio0-2 M en & 2 Women and Women's Divlsion-4 Women JamesMallette Each participant received a Gauntlet T-Shirt. Dog's Life Sha ne Ondrako Qu fa shape R i ch~rd Rathbun Gary Mc Connell HOWIe Vannostr and AI Rose Blane Eagles - WH I RLWIND, September 1985, p . 12 • You Dumbie! WANTED I am very appalled to be writing 8 the destruction probably could have story of this nature. I can not believe cared less. The only problem with that a person or persons had the destroying It is that all of lhe money audacity to break something on used to build it came from money that Inlormatlon loading to tho porson(s) rosponslblolor vandallzlnm campus. Technically this piece of students gave to the college as part of equipment is theirs, and also 0Ql'S. their activity fee. YOUR campus IItness trail somotlmo botwoon Tuosday (August 27) When I fOWld out that the Fitness To the person(s) who did this, I hope Trail had been vandalized, I was upset that yOll have some more sense when it ovonlng and Wodnesday (August 28) morning. to say the least. Not only had the trail comes to your own property, but I know just recently been coml?leted, but many you don't. The next time you want to of the new and returrung students did destroy something, why don't you not have 8 chance to see it nor attempt throw your stones out of a window or it. knock the windows out of your own car. Many of yOll may not know but that At least you won't be hurting anyone Fitness Trail is dedicated to the but yourself. Athletic Director, Fred Bennett. who If anyone has any idea who might Who did this retired last year. have done this contact Vice President I do not believe that the culprit or of student Affairs. If you feel you can't culprits knew Mr. Bennett. If they had, . talk to Mr. Dietrich, talk to your R.A., to OUR trail? I'm sure they wouJd be ashamed of your R.D. or to someone who you think their actions since this is dedicated to can do right by your saying something. him. There is a rewan:l being offered. The person or persons responsible for Hey Sports Fans

Hi sports fans! I would like to Ag Science major, I work for tile radio welcome you to Cobleskill and the best station (560AM), and I am a Resident part of the paper: the Sports Depart· Assistant in Vroman Hall. You also The fitness trail was installed this summerforeveryone's use. The ment. may see me working lunch or dinner in funds to purchase the trail came from STUDENTS as well as others. Prentice Hall. I'm Sean Kober, and I will serve as During the year you will see stories sports editor this year. I have had from a wide range of areas. I will also experience in sports journalism. I did try to incorporate a Sports Quiz each pretty much the same thing as a time the paper comes out, and include Anyone with information can contact: Vice President Dietrich member of my high school newspaper. witil it a prize for the winning entry. Just to tell you a little bit about · I w.puld hope that if you find Student Affairs Office myself,l'm from the town of Warwick, something os sports Importance tilat NY in Orange County. While there I you would submit it to me or a member -REW ARD KnappHall 234-52t4 played 4 years of football, track, and 3 of the Whklwlnd staff. years of varsity baseball I play Once again welcome to Cobleskill and baseball for the roBY Tigers and I'm to the most important part or the hoping to play again this spring. I'm an neWspaper, SPORTS SEeMON. Intercollegiate Sean's Fearless and Funny Predictions The following teams will not win their why he wouldn't sign with the Knicks. respective division in major league " Coach John Thompson tol1 me I was a Athletics baseball: The Pittsburgh Pirates, San force to fool with in that I ~ague ." • Francisco Giants, Cleveland Indians Keith Hernandez will win the MVP Intercollegiate Athletics are alive Cobleskill has been a pillar in the and Teus Rangers. . award and Golden Glove 8wan:l. This and kicking in Cobleskill. Our campus region for many years, and this year The following teams will win their will be the second time he has won both is noted for having one of the better should be a banner year for our divisions : The New York Mm, the in the same year. athletic programs in the region as well athletics. The chances of the teams Cincinnati Reds. the Toronto Blue Jays The Miami Dolphins will start off the as the state. Cobleskill is a member o( bringing home NJCAA titles are very and the Kansas City Royals. NFL season like they did last year and the National Junior College Athletic likely. The way you can help them The National Hockey League will will win their first 10 gamelJ. Association (NJCAA), and most con· toward that possible goal is by at­ have its first strike. Peter Ueborroth The first women wnpires will appear tests will take place as part of the tending the events. Your student ac­ will step in and end it in less time than in the spring of 1986 and will soon gain NJCAA process. We will be par· tivities fee helps fund athletics and I the baseball strike. He wlll then resign acceptance in the National League of ticipating in various sports this fall. would hope that you would "catch the as commissioner of baseball to become baseball. These include SOCCi!r (both male a,nd roBY spirit" and show your support a strike relations person. Cobleskill's women's field hockey female), cross country (male and for the Tigers. Patrick Ewing will sign a contract team will win the National Junior female), and girls' field hockey. with the Gulls of the United States College Athletic Association title. basketball league. Ewing's reply to Next Month - The Teams & Schedule Too! Sports Quiz Just a note to our enthusiastic Sports Editor from Usa. Sports is not THE most important part of the paper. Everyone by Sean Kober playoff game. Name the team. knows its the cartoons! QuefitfoDS 4. Who was the last pitcher to throw a "perfect game"? And when was It? 1. Who was in unifonn the day that Roger Maris hit his 61st home run for a Answers ------+++ CLlPANDSAVE------+++------tI season and also on the day that Hank I Aaron hit his 715th home nm? 1. AI Downing. He was a member of the HOW TO DIAL FROM DORM PHONES I Yankees the year that Maris broke the 2. What player living or dead has struck record. He was also the pitcher that out more times in his career? ON·CAMPUS NUMBER - dial the 4 digits. served up Aaron's 71sth home run. 2. Reggie Jackson. 2,247 K's at the start 3. Only one active NBA player has of this season. OFF-CAMPUS LOCAL NUMBER · dial " 9" for an outside line, posted more than three consecutive 40- 3. Bernard King then dial the number. point playoff games. Name him. 4. Indiana Pacers 5. Mike Witt on the last day of the 1984 LONG DISTANCE, STATION TO STATION · dial " 9" for an 4. Prior to this year's playoffs, one season. current NBA team had never won a I outside line, " 1" for long distance, area code (if needed) and the number. I LONG DISTANCE, OPERATOR ASSISTED (COLLECT, Sports Shorts CREDIT CARD, ETC,) - dial " 9" for an outside line, " 0" for the DennIs Leonard, pitcher for the punter Dave Jennings, but they are operator, area code Of needed) and the number. Kansas City Royals, will pitch again looking toward their future and Sean this year on the Royals main squad. Landetta is definitely a punter of the OFF-CAMPUS INFORMATION - dial " 9" for an outside line, " 1" Leonard Is currently recovering from a future ... Mary Decker Slaney recently for long distance, area code of the number you need, 555·1212 for ruptured patellar tendon and yet is broke the Women's World Recon:l for currently pitching in the Kansas City the mile. She was running against her information. fann system and doing quite well ... two nemeses, Marica Pulca and Zola The Cincinnati Reds will overcome Budd. She ran the mile In 4:16.61 ON-CAMPUS INFORMATION - dial " 0" for the campus operator. their deficit to the Los Angeles Dodgers seeonds. She has definitely proven that and win the NL West Baseball title ... she is a winner to herself and the world . +++ CLlPANDSAVE +++ It is a shame the Giants had to release . . Dwight " Dr. K." Gooden will come in 10 strike! out of 300 lor the season. , -----_._------