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'Hi· . Delaware Win Not Sponsors in the Cards Monster Mosh • Page 84 Page 81 In Section 2 In Sports An Associated Collegiate Press Five-Star All-American Newspaper So dose, but and a National Pacemaker WVlJD ......'Hi· . Delaware win not sponsors in the Cards monster mosh • page 84 page 81 " FREE TUESDAY Couple Cardinals Perot proposes top arrested Hens reform by ballot for sex Texas billionaire encourages American • public to vote on government change cr1mes By liz lardaro America. the organization which Associate News Editor sponsored the half-hour Police say team When former presidential presentation, the ballots will be candidate H. Ross Perot reemerged tabulated at the Congressional onto the political scene during a paid district, state and national levels and used dogs in NBC-TV broadcast Sunday night, he then wi ll be presented to each let both the Clinton administration representative and senator. alleged prostitution, and the public know that he is not Henry T. Reynolds, political ready to give up the spotlight just science and international relations voyeurism incidents yet. professor. called the program The program. "The First National "phony" and said he doubts the By Rebecca Tollen Referendum-Government . program will have any effects in City News Editor Reform." was intended to encourage government reform. Following a two-and-a-half­ viewers to vote by ballot on 16 "(The program] is totally month investigation, a Newark government reform issues ranging unscientific and self-serving," couple was arrested for prostitution from debt reduction to eliminating Reynolds said. "It's a new twist on a involving animals, New Castle the electoral college. paid political advertisement, but no County Police said. The format for the program way is it a national referendum." Linnea Houghtling, 28, and John consisted of Perot, pointer in hand Robert E . Chadwick, executive D. Larson, 32, both of 1206 and signature charts closeby, director of the Delaware Republican Pinefield Rd. in Scottfield, were presenting the issues and solutions party, said that although Perot's arrested last Sunday and Monday, he feels need attention, and then television and ballot approach was a police said. asking the public to vote on the issue novel one, he thinks it is unscientific The investigation started Jan. 4 in the ballot by checking "yes or and would not proportionally after the couple's 16-year-old baby no .u represent the American population. sitter approached officer Kathy Perot had the ballots placed in the Young American's for Freedom Rego, who was patrolling the area March 20 edition of TV Guide and member Jason N. Smith (AS SR) After the couple allegedly invited ballots were also hand-delivered to said when it comes to getting the girl to view a pornographic photo President Bi II Clinton, Vice political support, Perot is practical. album and videos of them with their President AI Gore and every Smith said that by spending dogs, she took some pictures and member of Congress. money on televised programs such gave them to Rego. According to United We Stand see PEROT page AS Rego and officer Joseph Fitzgerald then began the investigation which led to the couple's arrest, as well as the arrest of six of their clients. Group says: 'Pro~Jife Sgt. Vincent G. Kowal, county police spokesman. said Houghtling and Larson, who separated soon after the investigation started, have been means pro-woman' soliciting clients since September. They would contact clients through personal ads in the News ~Jr!,l.~~d~!mpbell consequences of their decision. Journal, Kowal said. "We're just beginners in this The clients would pay anywhere WILMINGTON- M o s t field. Our teachers are those who from $40 to $150 to either people know the pro-life movement have had abortions," said Curro, participate in sex with the couple or believes that abortion kills the presideni of Linking Education and watch them perform sex acts with unborn child. Medicine, a non-profit corporation the dogs, Kowal said. But another message - abortion which provides information on crisis Kowal said at least three dogs hurts women - was delivered to pregnancy centers, post-abortion were involved. about 300 attendees Saturday at the healing and women's health. The couple kept detailed notes on THE REVIEW /Maximillian Gretsch sixth annual Delaware Pro-Life Although each story is unique, The Louisville Cardinal rides the shoulders of the Blue Hen during the Delaware men's clients, dates. times and costs, which Coalition conference. Curro said, women often report they the police took in the investigation, basketball team's loss in the first round of the NCM Division I tournament. Story, 84. "Abortion is devastating for were not told about the procedure or he said. women," said Dale O'Leary in her the stage of fetal development by Police also seized numerous video luncheon address at the Holiday Inn. clinic personnel. tapes and more than 100 photographs O'Leary, one of several speakers The average time between an of Houghtling and Larson engaged in at the convention sponsored by 21 abortion and emotional problems sex with their clients and the dogs. anti-abortion groups inc! uding surfacing is 7-10 years, Curro said. Larson and Houghtling have two Students For Life, offered a In a culture which does not deal children, ages three and five, who Touring African youth league aims perspective different from those who well with death in general, a woman were turned over to child protective say abortion is a woman's coming to terms with an abortion services shortly after the fundamental right. "needs permission to grieve," she investigation started, Kowal said. to end Apartheid in South Africa O'Leary said some abortion said. According to police, Houghtling rights advocates "treat women like "If you think you've seen denial was charged with six counts of children." They believe women are in drug or alcohol problems, it' s Prostitution, two counts of By Jyoti Pandya not need to learn math or science." "You cannot see the white faces too frail and would be upset to see a nothing like denial in abonion," she Conspiracy II and two counts of Staff Reporter The South African government is being involved in the violence," he picture of an unborn child. said. obscenity. Larson was charged with Thabo Nicholas of the African also using tactics to instigate said, "but they arc there behind the "Real women arc capable of To illustrate how pervasive six counts of Conspiracy, three National Congress Youth League, violence among black citizens, he black on black violence. accepting reality," she said. "We abortion has become in society. counts of Obscenity and one count of who was jailed and tortured at the ~aid. "Our enemy is not white people, believe in women." Curro asked those who knew Promoting Prostitution. age of 13, encouraged support for By promising limited jobs to but the current regime. Echoing O'Leary's statements someone who had an abortion to Delaware does not have any the South African democratic different groups of people, the "We do not want to overthrow about abortion's destructiveness. raise their hands. Almost every hand specific laws against bestiality, movement Saturday. government causes blacks to fight the white minority, but they will not Ellen Curro led an afternoon session in the room went up. Kowal said, but does prohibit "We are here to get support from one another for the jobs, Nicholas simply hand over power. " on post-abortion syndrome, in which In light of those statistics, Curro obscenity. the people in the United States," said. see SOUTH AFRICA page AS some women struggle with the see ANTI-ABORTION page AS Nicholas said at Kirkbride Hall. · "This is the last mile, but we will not march alone." Nicholas spoke as part of the .----INDEX----, Student-to-Student Anti-Apartheid Empowerment Tour, which started Media coverage ................ .A2 in early March and will travel to 23 Tee (pee) off Campus Briefs ................... A2 U.S. cities by the end of April. Classifieds ......................... 88 The aim of the tour is to educate Comics .............................. B9 young people about the problems : ._ : I '· Police Report .....................A2 facing South Africa. Golf course construction uncovers Review and Opinion ......... .A6 Instead of becoming bitter after Cartoon Corner ................ .A7 being tortured by the national party major Native American village in Pa. Weekly World News ....... .AJ police, Nicholas said he became motivated to help the cause to By Kelly Gilbert on the 18-holc golf course could . "" Student Affairs Editor '::'- '* .. , "'( r~·.... ~ .. - . - '"" ---Also inside:--- obtain equality. be continued. He said the congress "hopes and Golfers on a new course near Local developers, Bill and Crisis in the Brandywine .... A2 trusts" there will be elections Millersvil le, Pa., could find Manny Murray, decided to host Class Ahoy ................... ...... A3 allowing blacks to vote in 18 themselves using arrowheads a full-scale excavation of the Cable 1V in dorms ............. A3 months. "We believe in a non-racist, for tees. site in exchange for permits non-sexist government." Construction of the from the state Department of The nation's many ethnic groups Crossgates golf course in the Environmental Resources and create a further challenge for the late su:nmer of 1991 unearthed th e U.S. Army Corps of movement's success, he said. a major Indian site dating back Engineers needed to build the "If we move forward to a nation to the 15th century. course, Custer said. of voting, we will have to translate An area of two acres along Excavations uncovered traces [our goals) into languages all people the Conestoga River was once of 57 bark-covered houses can understand." home to more than 500 Shenk nestled closely together betiind One problem facing South Ferry Indians, the "first a stockade of thick wood posts.
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