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mark resig bolt State-Eureka area,claim- Irvine police. UCLA. Davis, pseudonyms,has described the phoney address where he can rbystaff writer inghe'd receive $400 for a con- and Fullerton have all fell his Eureka-Arcata1regionenough be reached." Berrar added. cert he was giving,andthat he presence in the past three to indicate an int ense According to his extensive In separate incidents, aman would pay the moneyback.In- years. familiarity with the area,and police record, the "mad stead, who called himself the "mad' the "mad pianist" Each time the description is stressed his Jewish upbring- pianist"is a mannamed Allan pianist from Indiana. disappeared. of a man with a crew-cut, say- ing toa number of his victims. Sheldon Gimpelson. a 5'9" swindled two Irvine women The "pianist's" act. though ing he's from Indiana (some- He usuallyspends at least an young-appearing male with out of more than $100 in the new to Irvine,has occurred at times rhyming Indiana" with hour or more with those he brown hair and brown eyes. past months. Both times he three other UC and state uni- another word),and needinga victimizes. His birthdate is given as said he'd lost his ticket and versity campuses, according loan for plane fare to Eureka. "He only approaches women January20. 1941. but heseems needed planefare to the Hum- to investigator Berrar of the He has used a host of who are alone," investigator much younger according to Berrarstated, "usuallyif they witnesses. Gimpelson is are studying on some grassy wanted on two counts of petty part of the campus." Of the theft for fraud, and wanted on two Irvine victims, one had parole violationsby the Parole been studying near the and Community Service Science Lecture Hall, the Division in Los Angeles. other near Humanities Hall UCI police ask student newUniversity and TUB. cooperationinidentifying and "They believed his story, reporting the "mad pianist they UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, IRVINE VOL. 5/NO. 39/ FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1973 —loaned him the from Indiana" should he money cash always, he return tocampus. II seen,it is didn't want checks — and he requested that the police failed to show up again," department be immediately Berrar said.The'pianist' once notified at 833-5223. Include a Protestors rally against accepted a check at Davis in descriptionof his clothingand 1970: subsequently he was his location, and. should a car caught and arrested. be spotted, this also should be Thieu in San Clemente "The man will often give a reported. david wilson The War at the camping site. from L.A. gave their political editor-in-chief They were called good theatre performance. "The demonstrators' by the police History of Viet Nam." The (byLast Sunday a group of two and revealed a clean cut performance portrayed the undred demonstrators gath- appearancein contrast to the recent history of Viet Nam. ered tocamp in San Clemente bulk of their American particularly Thieu's rise to State Park. They met in an- supporters.At the airport the power.The Vietnamesegroup ticipation of Vietnamese anti-Thieugroup wasattacked arrived to tell of their ex- President NguyenCanThieu's by his supporters but they periences at the airport and to visit to San Clemente's wereprotectedby the security sing more songs with the Western White House. Thieu police. group. They also accused the was to arrive there Monday On Sunday the group at San Thieu supportersof indirectly afternoon for a reception in Clemente State Park met to receiving money for their the Orange County location. formulate the coming day's loyalty. After their Earlier Sunday Thieu had strategy and to hold a spirit appearance additional speak- arrived in the UnitedStates at raising rally. Earlier groups ers addressed the group. the L.A. Airport. He was met had discussed the Wounded The demonstrators stated by two separate groups of Knee events in addition to that Thieu's presence in the Vietnamese demonstrators. Thieu's arrival and its con- UnitedStates at this timeis an One group of about three sequences. The rally began attempt to improve his public hundred was there in favor of with Holly Near of the F.T.A. image. Until the end of the Bio. Sci. limits T Grade Thieu, while a smaller group group leading the assembled war, Thieu met with U.S. of 65 was againsthim.Laterin two hundred in song, singing criticism from many direc- grade the day, the anti-Thieu con- Holly's songs supporting tions. Theleastcritical Ameri- Seeks distribution tingent, many of whom at- resistance to the Thieu cans labled him an in- by lee solow the grades should be A. 32' v tended U.S. schools, met with regime. competent. Others pointed to editor-in-chief should be B, 32'/r should be C theVietnam Veterans Against Later, a collective group evidence of corruption and and 16% D or F. These per- graft. He has been accused of The School of Biological Sci- centages will be considered to producing large amounts of ences has decided to limit the be guidelines for the ad- heroin in Viet Nam. Other "Z" grade option to students ministration of grades. criticism decried his "tiger who would otherwise receive Apparent misuse of the Zot cages." In the last public an F. Richard Whalen, Asso- grading system has led to election for President he was ciate Deanannouncedafter an these decisions, having the only candidate on the Executive Cabinate meeting. roughly 20% of the students in ballot. The results of his They felt that the Irvine some classes zotting out be- earlier Presidential victory gradepoint averagehas been cause they wouldn't accept were also looked upon with discounted by professional B's or C's. suspicion. schools, and also that their The entire campus grading Thieu's visit has been ex- department has been giving system was discussed yester- tensively covered by the too many "A's" and not day afternoon at the media, and during his visit he enough "C's." Their decision AcademicSenatemeetingand met with American business was that in the Bio Core will be coveredin next weeks leaders. Local television sta- courses approximately 16% of edition of the New U. tions were to show pictures of the smiling Thieu giving presents to returned POWs. Signs and speeches indicated Watch out for that the protestors wished to let the world know of U.S. opposition to the Vietnamese Wayzgoose president. the UCI Flight Mondayafternoon a groupof Wayzgoose is coming! and will alsobe includedinthe Charter four hundred met outside the ASUCI's annual spring car- Wayzgoose festivities. White House for a rallyin the nival in CampusPark isslated The day's activities will State Park. Jane Fonda. Tom to take place this year during begin at 10 a.m. and continue Schedules announced Hayden,and RonKovic of the the second week of spring until 5:00 that evening.At 8:30 Vietnam Vets stated their quarter, Saturday, April 14. a special concert. "Beautiful will be offering an ison the flights contracted by opposition to Thieu. After the The Wayzgoose will feature Day. Beautiful People" will ficial Summer Charter Student Services West, Inc., rally the group marched continuous live enter-, take place in Crawford Hall. ight Program for students, on behalf of UCIand current- towards the Western White tainment. games, free prizes, IJCIculty, staff and their imme- ly being offered through the House, where they were lunch, arts and crafts, and a diate families. The time to Student Activities Office. turned back without oppo- special appearance by the graduate sign-up is now! Below is a schedule of sition by security officials one Wayzgoose himself. UCI TheStudent ActivitiesOflice, Europe-bound summer char- block from the entrance to the A fledgling tradition at UCI, in conjunction with Student ters: complex. An ample supply Wayzgoose is now in its third West, Inc., of shot to death Services will be June 17-Sept 10 redand blue Vietnamese flags year.The dayis funded bythe offering four round-trip flights were givento the marchers. associated students and Europe L.A.-Brussels/Brussels-L.A. to in complete World Airways, Plane 747, Tuesday white House Press everyone from the University at Berkeley approval with1 C.A.B. regu- Price: $299.00 Secretary Ronald L. Ziegler as well as the surrounding lations. Ina recent ruling, the June 18-Aug. 15 said he expectedeconomic aid community is invited to Greg Wutschke. who C.A.B.declared thateach Uni- L.A.-Brussels/Paris-L.A., to South Viet Nam to exceed attend. attended Irvine last year for versity of California campus TIA-World Airways, Plane: the current level of $500 On the same day, the Univer- his senior year, was shot and must in the future provideits DC-8, Price: $289.00 million per year.Itremains to sity is sponsoring a special robbed March 13 in Berkeley. own charter flights emanat- July 3-Sept. 1 be seen whether the current event. "Irvine Info 73" to He was 22 years old. He was ing from ASUCLA or ASUC. L.A./Oak-Brussels/Paris- maneuverings are one more which allprospectiveUCIstu- found Saturdaymorninginthe The only way that UCI stu- L.A.-Oak., TIA, Plane: DC-8, step in the process of extri- dents for next year and many bushes of a park. His wallet dents, fatuity, and staff can Price: $289.00 cating ourselves from Viet potential applicantshave been and car weregone.and thecar legally fly toEuropeunder the Nam or a reassertion of our invited. Approximately 1500 waslater foundburned. There auspices of University status (CONTINUED ON PACE 9) presence. people are expected to attend are no suspects. PAGE 2 NEW UNIVERSITY APRIL 6, 1973

poet, will read in Writing Center ments during the SpringQuarter 126 of the Humanities Office with the development of school for graduating seniorsinterested Building at 4 p.m. student programs,and assist the in discussing career oppor- UCI CAMPUS Art Exhibition: An exhibitionof school counselor.Twelvepeerad- tunities with their companies. the work of Sam Gillian), color visor positions for 10 hours per Interested students should con- fieldpainterof Washington. D.C.. week are available during the tact the Career Planning and will be held in the Art Gallery academic year and one full-time Placement Office. Engineering from12 to 5p.m. Tuesday through position is available during the Bldg.. Room 644 for an appoint- Sunday. summer. The salary is $2.47 per ment. currently being courage everyone interested to Meeting: There will be a hour. Applicationsare Friday for student appoint- For any further infor- planning meeting for those inter- The Coordinator of Peer Aca- accepted April 6 attend. Advising ments to the following ASUCI Colloquium: Absorption mationcall833-0891. "Weremak- ested in working on the Lox and demic directs the Peer 'The of Bagel evening, Advising Program, counsels regulatory boards: Campus Electromagnetic Radiation in ing the services worih attending dinneronTuesday April 10 in the Interfaith Library unaffiliatedstudents,providesad- Union Board, Campus Union Crystals byMultiphononProcess- again." Advisory Committee, Piano Concert: A program by at 7: 00 p.m.OtherHillelevents for vising information,andassists the Planning es" will be discussed by D.L. yearwillalso Assistant Vice of Aca- Concert and Dance Committee, Mills, associate professor of Pianist Lorin Hollander will be the remainder of the Chancellor Crawford Hall at 8 bediscussed.Allinterestedpeople demicandStudentAffairsonmat- andLecturesCommittee. physics. UCI. at 3 p.m. in 104 presented in Applicationformsmaybepicked p.m.UCI student admissionis $1. pleaseattend. ters pertaining to advising. PhysicalSciences. running and/orcounseling up in the ASUCI offices. 1stFloor others. $3. Interested in for ASUCI Administrative Seminar: A seminar with How- pick experienceis required. Salary is Gateway Commons. For addi- Taylor, professor chem- Sunday office? There is still time to ardS. of up the necessary filing papers at $3.23perhour full-timeduring the tional information call Chris istry, USC. will be held in 101 April 8 the ASUCI office, first floor.Gate- summer and 15-20 hoursper week Kralick 833-5547. Physical Sciences at 3 p.m. Concert: A pianorecitalbyStella is " major. way Commons.Deadline forcom- during the school year. The Student Activities Office Play: 'DesperateHours willbe Talaro.senior music UCI. selling Student will be presented in the Village pletionis 5 p.m. Monday. April9. To apply, please submit a now International staged by the Irvine Community Photograph Appoint- resume— including personal, I.D. cards directly. Any UCI Theater in161HumanitiesHall at Concert Hall at 8 p.m. Yearbook - ments: Appointments for Year- educational, and experiencial student whois planning a trip to 8:30 p.m.UCI student admission Monday year have one April 9 book photographs will be from background— to Mr. Patrick Europe this should is $2, others $2.50. For infor- Counseling Center. of these cards. play Seminar: "Immunologic Chang- April9 to 11. Forinformationcon- Moore. 544 mationcall 646-3178.The will Aulicino, 5547, Engineering. The cost of the card is $2.00. A stagedApril es in Relation to the *Aging tact Pat Ext. inthe Qualified alsobe 7. 13. 14.20.21. 8 to Pay- candidates will be interviewed passportsize picture is required 27, 28. Process"willbediscussedbyRoy ASUCI Offices from 5. ments are to be made when the during the firsttwo weeks of May. as well as proof of full-time Drama Workshop: "Rosen- L. Walford from the Department registration of Pathology. The Center for the photographs are taken. Training will beJune 18-19. 1973. student status (i.e. krantz" and Guildenstern Are information, card) by Stoppard Health Sciences. UCLA Medical Applicationsfor the positions of For further please . Dead Tom and di- request jobdescription Crafts People! Anyone in- by Kroopf pre- School, inSteinhausHall at 4 p.m. Peer Academic Advisors and Co- a from the rected Scott willbe Counseling Centerreceptionist. terested in selling your crafts at at 8 Meeting: A meetingof Womenat ordinator, Peer Academic sented in the Studio Theatre Advising, arenow being accepted The S.S. Kresge Company and the WayzgooseFestival April14th p.m. Admissionis$1. AlsoApril7. Irvine featuring AlaiseKlake. as- - contact Jean Buckley in theStu- sistant chancellor for ad- through April 30. 1973. The Upjohn Pharmaceutical Saturday Company will schedule appoint- dentStorejT.U.B.) formoreinfo. April7 ministrative affairs, UCI. willbe PeerAcademic Advisorscounsel Recycling Center: A recycling held in 129 Social Science Lab at center noon. for papers, aluminum Second-class is paidat Newport Calif 92660 cans, and glass will be sponsored Meeting: The ASUCI Student postage Beach. by ASUCI Ecology Action andthe Council willmeetonthe thirdfloor Please address all letters, manuscriptsand changes ofaddress toTheNewUniversity,3rd IrvineJunior Woman'sClubinthe of the Gateway Commons at 6 Floor Commons,University of California,Irvine.Ca 92664 parking lot behind the Bank of p.m. VOL; 5/NO. 39/ FRIDAY, 6, America. Irvine Town Center Tuesday APRIL 1973 from 9 a.m. tonoon. Pleasedonot April 10 TheNew University is publishedtwice-weeklyonTuesday and Fridaytheentiremonthsof leave materials at unauthorized Colloquium: "Approximation October, November,February, Apriland May; thefirst week ofDecember,MarchandJune; Based on Non-scalar Observa- and the last three weeks of January by the Communications Board of the Associated times. " Students of the University of California. Irvine. DramaWorkshop: tions willbediscussedby Arthur "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Sard. Research Assistant and Non-students may subscribe to the New University ata cost of $2 00 perquarter. Apr. former professorof Math.UCSD. Are Dead"See Fri.. 6. THESTAFF:DaveWilson. LeeSolow.editors;Pam Leistner, managingeditor; Rick Teplitz, Play: "Desperate Hours" See Coffee will be servedin Physical business manager; Roger Chamness. advertising manager; Jim Norris. production Fri.. Apr. 6. Sciences488 at 3:30 p.m.,followed manager; Evelyn Schipske, features editor; John Timpane,city desk; Scott Schroeder, Winter Quarter Grades: Grades by the lecture in Physical Sci- editorialdirector;Marc Weber andJim Mallek,arts and entertainment editors; MaryFisher, pick-up ences 108 4 p.m. campus calendar; Ken Bentleyand Peter Shergalis, sports editors; Mark Sachar, photo willbe availablefor at the at editor; Jerry Woodward,Nancy Asahina. Scott Freeman and Larry Gaines, photographers; GatewayPlaza. Seminar: "How the— Bacterium Jeri Ramirez,Mike Beenan,Pat Hughs, Pat Gross. Terry Wilson and Charles Hill, artists; Meeting: The Spring Coopera- Changes Its Spots The Con- Mark Resig, Pat Gross and Peter, productionassistants; Charlie Butts, circulation man- tive Outdoor Program will get tinuing RelaxationSaga" will be ager;Pat Gross, proofreader. KathyFoxen.copyreader. Jan DeHart. secretary by Gallant, under waywitha meeting at 12: 00 discussed John pro- WRITERS:BillBetts. Linda Boone.MikkiBorton,Sara Broadbent.ReggieBrown. Bob Ges- noon 1:00 p.m. in theTemporary fessor of Genetics, University of kin, Mark Hutter. Elise Kim. Mary Lyon. Edith Maxwell. Ellen Metz. Fred Obrikat, Tom Union Building (TUB). The Washington, in 160 SteinhausHail Olhrnger.Mark Sanders, Bob Schneider. Randall Scott, T Michael Sharon. Lou Smith. purpose of the meeting willbe to at 4 p.m. AnthonyWilliams and Jill Zavidowski students, ('<> m m it ii iiy Lecture: familiarize faculty, and " - staff with the COP activities for Relevance of the Arts Today Spring Art" will be discussed by Philip Quarter. STUDENT-FACULTYPLAN Literary Festival: The next Leider, lecturer from the Art SAVE MONEY & Verano LiteraryFestival, April6. Department, in the Fine Arts Friday at 8 p.m. in the Rec. Village Theatre at 8 p.m. The TOUR EUROPE Center, will feature three poets lecture is part of a. series on FLY-DRIVE^^ BY MOTOR-CYCLE Today." EUROPEOE) from the MFA program at UCI: "Relevance of the Arts TheMosteconomical wayyetI John Gipson. Marlha Fritz and Discussion: An informaldiscus- Low youth fare X^_,-^ Susan Owen. sion on campus personnel poli- pluscar forsummer Huge choice of all popularmakes new 8 jsed m/cycles, keenly priced — The festival, sponsored by cies between members of the For Kree Folder write: ALI the Europe, TAX FREE+ speedy personal servici Verano Student Program under Personnel Office and staff Car-Tours in Inc. — you Ave.,NY.10017/697-580C wecollect from Air Terminal. Ful the officesof Housing andStudent employees will be held each 555Fifth nsurance for Europe— & shipment bad Activities, is a seriesof proseand Tuesday through May in 161 Name o USA arranged or weguarantee re- at poetry readings whicK;beganlast Humanities Hall noon. Address lurahaM. January. Poetry Reading: GeraldLocklin. Writenow for fulldetails. The Grand Re-opening of Tel GEORGE CLARKE (Motors) LTD. 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Medieval culture as a fabric tionships. "Chaucer" will be of philosophy theology, art, the subject of lecture and language,fad and fiction will discussion groups which will be explored in Five course read the author's major david d'amour b> 5. Referral to Vocational Rehabilitation offerings at LJC Irvine during poetry in depth. student health spring quarter. The rise of Christian advisary Services. culture committee 6. Locating student readers for blind The interdisciplinary pro and the empires of Con- it next youstroll around the Thirtk about time gramincludinga course onIhe stantine and Charlemagne, park way up to the students. campus circle on the 7. Finding attendants for wheelchair Bible has been prepared by with emphasis on the bar- library. person in a wheelchair makeit Could' a students. professors of English and barian invasion, will be up that hill And when you walk overthe cracks housing, , prove 8. Placement in on-campus upon comparative.' litei'aIu re reviewed in "Early Medieval and ruts in the blacktop could these request. history History." period considering the thin wheels of and classics. Texts of the dangerous, that 9. Providing special elevator keys to A course entitled "Medieval will be read in "Introduction a wheelchair might get caught in them.' Then students, enablingeasy study Vulgar unprotected ditch where the city wheelchair thus access Studies" will provide a to and Medieval 'here s the into various academic and administrative of several dis- Latin" to illustrate the are repairingsome pipes How would medieval workers buildings campus. ciplines and their rela- developments of post-Classi- it? from an on a blind student know to avoid Or 10. Furnishing any non-routine service cal Latin. academic viewpoint, how would you like to do Taking within the competence of the Office olStudent "The Bible" will be discuss- all of your requiredreading in Braille:' provide SCIENCE AND SOCIAL your Services which the student cannot for ed in terms of the central notes in cla,ss can also be quite a task if himself. themes of prophecy, justice. arms are paralyzed. exhaustive, Iortunatel) , is department This list is not and additional RESPONSIBILITY faith and love and the his- there a within the all For of Student Ser\ices that offers aid to the services are beingconsidered the time. torical and editorial issues of on campus, the Physically Handi- example, they would like to start a student Professor Edward Uhler the Bible as a medieval docu- "abled a Condon, or ol the pped Program A warm and sincere assistance program where student would former direct ment. Student campus, to ol Standards "man, Jenkins this program, her take a blind student around and National Bureau Jan heads class, in Ifice given to lessening from to the library,etc..for the first two and professor emeritus time andefforts the burdens Then, afterwards, University handicappedpersons must weeks of school the blind physics at the of with which learn to alone, teaching cope Talking could see that she has student would go it using his memory Colorado, will be at with her.I during Spring a sense of pride in her work, indicative of the and learned skills to get around. Miss Jenkins t'C Irvine the seeing stressed the fact that a handicapped person Quarter. rewarding feeling one derives from self-reliant, progress. Any questions must learn to become for if he is Professor Condon has pub- these students make given help time, quantum concerning this program can be too much all the he would lished books on or problems on own. mechanics, spectra to become truly disabled when out his atomic directed her. department closely with the He was As of this service administers aid to This also works and general physics. now physical plant, making slopes project of the about 40 handicappedpersons on campus,and certain that the also director of ramps meet certain require- University of Colorado study the liaison with various sponsoringagencies wheelchair is ments, cracks and holes the flying objects. IFederal, State and County) who also help the that hazardous in of unidentified provided include: asphalt are repaired,and that walkways and Professor Condon will hold disabled:The services parking special 1 Registration help. stairs lead from the lots on unim- one of ten student- and enrollment periphery the 2. Securing parking permits. proved land around the oi appointed faculty positions. medical campus. Arrangements examinations (where Professor Condon will teach a 3. for ideas, help physics the studentneeds additional timeand/or space If you have any questions or to special course in the scheduling) offer, go on over to Trailer 704 behind the department."Science and So- complex, Responsibility." 4 Counselling towards university Humanities or call the Office of cial This directed 7244. open regu- to medical, academic and Student Services at extension The staff course will be to all life and referral pleased you administrative offices. will be to hear from lar students of UCI.

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Mem- Idon't know how it happenedsoquickly,but it's time already ;oes on during the three orr plantedintotheremotefuture. bers of a publicinterest group for the ThirdAnnual Celluloid Awards by this renowned critic. our hours of prime time pro-- His taskis tohelpmankind re- gave the opinion that the Fortunately, this year there is somedecent material to handle, iramming. With finals over,, establish its' pre-third world administration of the tele- unlike the previousoccasions. hough, and nothing much to) war humanity. He visits a vision system did not reflect Theblatantly one-sided decisions here reflect no confidence lo, there's a goodchance thatt Pablo Soleri city where the public. The stations were in, or agreement with the more famous (for causes he numbers of studentt mutants rule by pain rods. seen to be controlled by the unbeknownst to myself) Academy Awards of this season. 'iewers pick up during every/ Side stepping a pair of monied establishment. — luarter break. Between thei romantic entanglements, he Pastore noted that this was Best Picture Emmigrants; featuring an America we've ■ommereials leads a revolt. my funny because the Pres- known and loved, but never seem to about crazy'/ One of — find. — ■ollege kids from "STATE" favorite character actors ident's administration has Best Actor RodSteiger; from earlierefforts toughluck vho wash their clothes andi plays a misplaced Indian often complained about the Mark Spitz! — have their beards there's a\ chief, strong, tall, noble and system's liberality. Best Actress Liv Ullman;— Diana Rigg, where are you? luantity ofentertainment thatt silent, letting us know that Other speakers stated that Most Beauteous Actress— Dominique Sanda, sensuous. borrows heavily upon the-? James Fenimore Cooper still the system was turning into a Best Acting Beauty Cybill Shepherd: always leaves the other media and the head-- lives onin the popular mytho- network at the expenseof the audience a little stiff. — lines of contemporary news- logy. The character is bound affiliates. Affiliates were Most Emotional Impact Deliverance: mountaineers sure paper drama. to be the nextSpock. denied money to produce pro- have weird tastes! — My night began with The! Genesis II exhibited the grams that could actually be Most Macabre Film Cries and Whispers: in which a cold IPartridge Family, - evolving fantasy produced cheaply woman way to glass. a tech- form of that more than finds a clevernew — hide a piece of nically sound show that was-; made Star Trek so popular, by the network. According to Most Preposterous Pretext DeepThroat; this girl would edited like Beyond the Valley wherein situations grew these speakers, the system have to swallow the glass.— of the Dolls. More than that,, steadily more bizarre as the has been controlled by the Best Historical Film —Young Winston; excellent. the band sounds like Russi program progressed. media establishment on both Most OverUsed Actor Charles Bronson; an Apachein the Meyer's rock and roll band,, Genesis II,likeStar Trek,isa coasts. Mafia? ' Entertaining — The Carrie Nations. An early' difficult film to join in mid- Everyone appearedto agree Most Film Duck You Sucker; a spaghetti cene showed David Cassidy plot,but it is equally difficult that the President's— adminis- western with plentyof hot sauce.— /alking through a crowd off to leave. The series appears trative goals to encourage— Most Palatable Violence The Godfather: wherein Sonny steners, singing, walking,, certain to find a sizable au- local programming did not shows how to use a door as a mattress.— inging, while the rest of the! dience andlive for at least two coincide with his actions. In Biggest Comic Book Sequel Conquest of ,the Planet of the and continued to play some-" or three years until the basic denyingmoney to the system, Apes; UCI finally exposedas a zoo.— where in the dimming back- idea begins to crumble. moneyhaschiefly beendenied Most Outstanding Celebrity Carol Wayne; speaking round. The night's TV diet would to the affiliates. Because of figuratively of course. — indicate that the unwritten this, local production will be Best Social Commentary Discreet Charm of the I"THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY economic and executive retarded by a lack of money Bourgeoisie; what to do in the garden ... while the guests are like BEYOND THE VALLEYOF psychological rules of tele- and equipment. waiting. — — THE DOLLS." vision still very much hold The subcommittee will re- Finest Director Bernardo Bertolucci: alas tangled in true. There is an unwilling- port back to the Commerce — story hinged on the idea ness to take chances on any- committee and then to the Soapiest Remake Lost Horizon: Ronald Colman, forgive »Thefa billionaire— who hides from one's part. Usually only Senate. Whatever the results, us. — crowds John Aston as proven successes or new- the next few months will pro- Most Ludicrous ExploitationFlicks Hit Man,BlackCaesar Howard Hughes' spiritual comers based on a successful bably do much to determine ad nauseam; MGM's big score.— peer. Aston, who uses dis- formula are allowed into the the future of public television. Most Monotonous Trend made-for-TV detective movies: to hide from people, programming. Even TV's The regional-network inter- how about a blind Argentine gauchoin a wheelchair searching inally learns that he has no controversial All in the action, public affairs pro- for the criminal who sells the same lousy script to a hundred eason to hide, no one really Family family of series was gramming, and government different network vice-presidents.— /ants to see him. After a bit imported from a popularBrit- control over the common TheOriginalDie-Hard JohnWayne; soon to be appointedas nore exposition, the final ish series. For now, if you carrier service are all Nixon's ambassador to— Wounded Knee. cene opened with an up- read anything, or see any- involved. Anyone who is Best Horror Film Night Stalker; Atwater is the best aised wine glass while the thing,you're bound to meetit interested might do well to vampire ever. amera drew back to include a year later on network tele- follow the progress of the BiggestRip-off on anEarlier Success — NightStrangler;only he smiling billionaire and an vision. * * * * * issues. At theend of the hear- the names have been changed... pplauding crowd. The single ings, Pastore recognized the "Shoulda Been Great But Didn't Quite Make It" Award — cene was great; equal to One of the more interesting presenceofthecameras. "I'm New Centurions; Scott won't have to turn down any Oscars on lmostany film photography. television decisions of thelast not sure how we'll look on TV, this one. — While the Partridge Family month was KCET's airing of but..." KCET'soffering was Most Pointless Article this— one. L-riptors had an eye on the the senate communications a very interesting and un- Most PresumptuousCritic Mr.M. Weber; who the helldoes eadline. Room 222 was a subcommittee hearings last usual program. he think he is, anyway? |;uisesemake of Love Story played Sunday. The hearings were yaginghigh school students. tapedby a Washington station The plot began with an honor and held over from the pre- MUSIC: student who has given up on vious week. The hearings - his education for some involved the natureandprac- mysterious reason. The tice of public television in this THE MOTHERS finally out of El Monte faculty is concerned. A country. A series of speakers momentlater youcould tell by gave testimony before the by bill betts boards),and Paul Humphreys (drums) areall the music that the guy was committee headed by John staff writer jazz musicians from highly respected bands. going to die. The actor even Pastore, democratic senator Along with mainstay Ian Underwood looked like RyanO'Neal. The from Rhode Island. The sena- . For thepast fiveyears,I'vebeenhopingthat (woodwinds)and his wife Ruth (percussion), disease was leukemia. One tor's more famous role has— Frank Zappa wouldsee fit tosave rock and roll they form the core of Zappa's band. night the kid was singing a been in his anti-dirtv word from the Artists and the Great GutlessInitials They opened with "Redundant" and i\ about role playing and exposed skin vigelancein the who have overrun it.There's something about medley from "Uncle Meat," two numbers fngiderstanding, the next media.Speakersalsorespond- a rhythm and blues musician who insisted on Zappa performed with the 20-piece Grand orning he was dead before ed to questions posed by the saying "fk" on stage thatmoved memore than Wazzo at the Hollywood Bowl last September. his first period class. There subcommittee. anything since theStones first released "19th But there was a difference,partly due to the was no mess, no 'fuss, and Nervous Breakdown." He looked, and still band and partly due to the surroundings. "Everyone appeared The quite a contrast to death in to agree does, like a vulture hunched over his guitar, sound was moreintimate,moreintunewith the films like The Godfather and that the President's— admin- and made some of the best rock music of the rhythms of the music. The musicians were Cries and Whispers. The istrative goals to —encourage past decake. better rehearsed, and all in all, more satis- teachers cried in the rest- local programming did not Ihave toadmit thatmy hopeswere unrealis- factory to listen to. rooms. coincide with his actions." tic, andthat thingsareprobablybetter the way Some of the other songs performed, Thencame the power play of they are. It's going to take more than Frank hopefully, will find their way ontoan album in the evening, Genesis II, a Most of the testimony Zappa to save rock from itself, and I'd < rather the not-too-distant future. "Dental Floss" par- movie that sounded like a supported the conceptsbehind notsee him ruined trying. Thefreaky days are ticularly struck my fancy, a nice, kinky song science fiction collection,and |public television if not the gone,andevenRay Collinssinging"Mr.Green about a man inMontana whogrowsdental floss that was almost what it was. ;actual workings. A represen- Genes" and "Help, I'm a Rock" won't bring for a living, sung in that inimitable Frank The film, produced by Gene 1tative ofthe AFL-CIOsupport- them back. Zappa voice. Roddenberry, late of Star ed( the stations yet deplored Last month at the Palladium, we got a good But the main fare of the evening was jazz- Trek, drew from a variety of thet heavy reliance upon for- look at where Zappa's moved to since We're rock improvisation. Most of it was satis- fictional sources, important eignt supportedprograms. The iOnly In ItFor TheMoney.His material is still factory, some quitegood. Iwish that Jean-Luc amongthem H.G. Well's When manageri of a public tele- rock based, still heavily influenced by the Ponty had felt freer to let loose, Sleeper because I'm the Wakes. The film vision\ affiliate complained various modern orchestral composers he convinced he's the best jazz around, Magnificent ; violinist was like a Seven- about the network tendencies loves,but there's now a strong jazzelement to but that's a minor quibble compared to the Seven Samurai of the future. of/( the public television it.Even the compositionof the latest versionof generally excellent level of musicianship dis- like a Marvel comic, ssystem. ithe Mothers of Invention attests to that. Jean- playedby the Mothers. TheMothers Universe, have left Guardians of the The central issue discussed Luc Ponty (electricviolon),GeorgeDuke (key- El Monte,and Ithink they're gone to stav JUST ANOTHER ESSAY ON by John timpane wore a green shirt that a leprechaun would have city desk editor bartered everyrainbow for. as he sangoneof those incomparable Beach Boys melodies that float and become a new cell in your brain.His voice was light So, sixties are gone. No. The sixtiesare here, and very content, and somehow the granite-like the went just and soare the Beach Boys.Thisis just anotheressay ritual stomp from the floor fine with his about the Beach Boys' concert, andthe reason that beautiful song. the thing needs an essay writ about it is becauseI it, standardly-stodgy Suddenly, Dennis Wilson was out on the stage, saw andsaw a Irvineaudience nothing onitsear by the Wilson Brothers,Mike [Jove, tellingeverybody there that there was they turned do. No more. And folks, he was reallysorry. et.al.Iwas backstage duringthe whole thing. Jack could Lloyd, the Boys' producerperson,had relegatedme door, Iopened and closed Afterwards, we helped them eat their vegetarian to the back so it. and — well, watched while the shadows of my dreams passed banquet, laughed, and we sat around and said, Not Irvine." Do things like this through, people and things Ihave been living to see "No.Not here. actually outside of movies? Imean, can life since nine years old and Felix the.Cat. During the happen segmentof the concert, Iwas even onstagelor or anything that happensinitbelikeanexcerpt from last a Yeah, can. few minutes. Iwas the skinny guy in glasses, curly Stand Up and Cheer? it Ihad two white Mexican wedding shirt made autographs as Ileft, and as Ibegan to exit, Donna, hair and a in big Japan. you happened to see me, my came up to me with a smile on her face and If sincere want condolences. grabbedbothof myhands.Shesays,"I to thank you for . . ." and then did a little movement. singing "Jumping Jack Flash," Thankingme forhelpingmakethe music,I'msure.I Mike Love was to her as well,soIdid my best Errol and theaudience was frozen in a kindof fascination1 wanted thank thought I'dsee atanIrvineconcert.Mike was Flynn kiss-of-the-hand-prototype. Backstage, never doing outrageous things saying doingthe kindof gyrations that onlyasmalltown boy people were like has seenGodcould do.He excuse me, and pardon me, andhey, wasn't it fine, fromHawthorne who even yes. Then, out my took off his shirt and began to do a cosmic and Ismile and said um Iwent imitation door, the night airhitmelike a waterfall. Over. of Mick Jagger.They finally finished the last song. and They left the stage,we parted to let them pass,and thecrowd beganto stomp for more. But, as wesoon You know what I've done,don't you? I've started found out, the people from Tycho Brahe sound had at the end. But I've always been taught that finality pulled all the plugs,and there was no more. is good, that italwaysimpresses people.Thereader alwayscloses the book saying, "Now,heknows what As the deaieningroar from the gym floor shook he's doing." my teeth, Alan Jardine sat down at an old out-of- tune piano,and beganto play and singa brand-now So, toget it out ofthe way,Ijust gaveyoutheend to Beach Boys song. Ilike babies as much as anyone, my favorite concertofalltime,andithappenedright but brand-new Beach Boys songs are my favorite here at Crawford Hall. Youmay hear a lotof things thing. Manyof us just strained to hearlittle Al, who about the Beach Boysconcert, and Iwantto tellyou MIKE LOVE HANGS TEN worldand havethe wholeroomtherewithus. We cango to KUCI: Did you guys do much surfing? After an inspired Irvine concert (a benefit for definitely You Boys' AfricaorSwitzerlandandSouth America.It'llhaveitsown Mike: (pause) We were into the culture. prison reform) the Beach Mike Love con- know weused toditch school anddo all that stuff. to several representatives power and everything. .. sented an interview with mentioned (interrupted) . KUCI: You're known as a California group. What University and KUCI.In Southern Cali- KUCI: You ... mean, all been from New Mike: We'll put the surfboardson top... inspired you to writeCaliforniaSaga.I it's fornia, the Beach Boys were once again on their KUCI: YoumentionedAfrica.Iheardyouhadsomeprob- said before. home turf.The audience responded,fillingtheaisles Mike: Well, AlJardineand Ispent alot of time overthe lem with touring inSouth Africa. dig standing on chairs,bending with their favorite get go Africa.We triedto lastfew years inBig Surandyouknow wejust really it. and Mike: We didn'tever to toSouth guy tunes. Minutes after the concert finished, Mike go but they didn'tlet us because wehave two fellas in the Well he was really into this book of poetry by this Jefferies, that country relaxed with half a cup of champagne. Their last group who arewhatchacall'color-eds' down there, cause named Robinson who wrote about Flash," things, they're mixtureofEast Indina,African andsomewhite around the turn of the century. So he put the poetry to- number was "Jumping Jack of all a ... had written.AndIwrotesome . and so they won'tlet you play on the same stage down gether, with somemusic he and featured the barechested Love jumping around verse about, you know, 'cashmere hills' filled with ever- Later, twenty there. the stage. after minutes of inspired greens.It'sreallya beautifulfeeling,so wewereinspired to concert was finished,the sound KUCI: That Blondie Chaplinand... encoreclapping, the Richy (Fataar) .butwe'restillworkingonit.We do a thing aboutthat part of California . .. system dismantled, Mike: .. get TM (transcendental had been and more than one may still go down there. KUCI: How did you into member of the audience left a bit frustrated. The meditation)? — KUCI: How did they join the group? my Brian. I Beach Boys wanted to play longer they asked if met England, (pause). Mike: Ifirst heard about TM from cousin Mike: We 'emin think, already to it. they could come back. After KUCI's live concert KUCI: How do you feel aboutprunes? whohad been initiated broadcast, par- Mike: The ElectricPrunes? KUCI: When was that? the interview was aired. The somewhere in there. And then Iwent to a ticipants Ralph Hawkins, Timpane, KUCI: No,just prunesingeneral.Gimmeastraight an- Mike: '67. included John lecture by aguynamedJerry Jarvis, whowas headof the Ted Stone,and David Wilson. ser. MeditationSociety. And, uh, Iwas Mike: question? Is this True-False or Students International To a crooked slept through most of it. (pause) As luck would call your latest album Holland.Iheardyou Multiple Choice? (Laughter. Yuka, Yukka). tired so I KUCI: You it .1 wenthomeand (later) wegot an invi- rap somethingaboutit onstage Why didtheBeachBoys KUCI: After 10 yearsof playingtogetherdoyouever get have have ...... tation to go to Paris. So we went and we were in re- go to Holland to dothe album? nervousbeforea performance? day met in the hall, right? 'sposed thing really . Well Igot hearsal one and we Maharishi Mike: AmI tospeak intothis here? I'm so Mike: Uhhhhh (Thinking) Not .. asking him all kinds of questionslike "Is it any- know, start, playinga We were soft spoken,you oil-stage.Beforewe beforewe nervous one time inDecember of '67. We were astrology? he says "Naw," TM is just question »1 UNICEF show was a big important show; thing like ". and go into that I'dlike to read on this paper. in Paris. And it technique and all that. So we wereinterested High, question you was andevery- a mental Mike: John ofRadio Wunderlul.This is »\ know everyoneinthe audience intuxes learning somehow Ileft Paris and went dummy sheetas healludedto thisparticularpieceof thing in this reallyposhtheaterthere.There wasabig huge in about it. but on his back to England whereIgot a call from my cousin Den- mimespaper."Is thebanda job.a wayof feedingyourself, orchestrabehindus. In the front therewere3 guys that we way the time nis. or a toexpressyourselfartistically?"...Now. Ithink knew pretty well: they werepretty famous at "Hey question, go right George He says Mike!" that's a fantastic andwe'll intothat alter that was the Maharish and John Lennon and said,"Hey says . . went to Holland, because, well, got on one.I at the I what?"and he the news . We about Harrison.I a littlenervous that decided gotta back toParis.Maharishi'sgonna teach February of last year we werein Hollanddoing this show Long Beach Arena, at the Richie Valens memorial, when "You come called theGrand-GalaDu-Disc. which is a really big show we got $300 to play a show; that was the firstshow wegot us how to meditate." said,"Yousure?" every company top act paid 1961. and a I where record has their come andbe for onNew Year's Eve We did "Surfin"- says, "Ithink so. Tommorrowat ten o'clock. You're representedthere. You know, likeallkindsolpeoplecome couple other songs and Iwas But then I He . nervous Ohhh! supposed to geta lot of rest and evervthine." from all overthe worldto cometo it.and wewereinvitedto decidedneveragain, forget it.if we'regonna be doin' that eight that evening, got up, went to stuff, only So we went tobedat represent our record company there and while we were Imight as wellforgetbeingnervousbecause the airport about five or six in the morning, flew across decided summer, big enjoyment the there.. .we that that alterwedidourtour one that suffers is me and I'm a freak. the channel back to Paris at seven, got in a cab and the in Europe, we'dstay inEuropeand recordlor thesummer - " " "I cab driver says,"Ever been to Paris before?" ratherthan go back to theSlates lora numberofreasons: KUCI: Do you know any of the Beatlespersonally said, wanted a change style, change pace you've I "Yeah." we of of and environ- know met them... "When?" and said, scenery everything always acquainted them, know'em He says, I ment and and else. I've found Mike: We're with but Idon't "Yesterday..."and blewhis mind! when we traveledinothercountries it kindof...stimulates too well. Maharishi he gave us what is you to look at things in a different way. maybe There So we saw the and a little KUCI: Do you eversit in onany of their sessions. comparable to an introductory lecture. TM is taught in closer. So after 10 years of touring and recording we just wasarumor thatyouguys wereinthebackgroundof "Back gaveus aprepara- up sevensteps Laterin theafternoonhe decidedto move.And there's a wholebrochure written in the USSR." to step Our Well, at tory talk which iscomparable the second ... about what it took todo it. it was ridiculous. Mike: what washappening was we wereinIndia really, really, relaxing can Evidently you first meditation was and I KUCI: ran into moreproblems than you the Maharishi's Ashram, right,andPaul McCartney comes thinking worldcouldbethat figured. in from remember if everybodyin the to the Breakfast tableone morning singing "Flew relaxed, know, worldwouldbedifferent. Mike: Yeah, well, the thing is.inHollywood itsonething Miami sleep night."Isaid,hey. you the whole BOAC.Couldn't get to last KUCI: Did you write any songs after experienceslike if you need a partlor your Dolby Uhh-Ahh or something. youought toputapartin aboutCaliforniagirls, .youknow. . that? KUCI: Yeah,you just drivedown thestreetand getit... Ukraine girls. Moscowchicks. . andhedidit. Andhedidn I while, . Mike: Yeahwe wrote a songon thisalbumCarl andThe Mike: Or call somebodyand it's there in a but in give me any credit, the prick! definitely instance, teletype long the Passions called "All this is That" which is in- this we had to distance and then KUCI: You're all from Hawthorne, right? How did spired transcendentalmeditation. they'd haveto taketodown totheairportandship get together? bv it out. But band of SURF'SUP, why wasPETE the primary reason we didit (the move) was lor achange Mike: Yeah, well, . . was question?Yeah, KUCI: After thesuccess uh. . what the SOUNDS (1966) of pace and it was kind ol a groove we recorded out well, we're all cousins you know Brian. Dennis, and released? ... too. Mike: Because it was just a good albumand wehad the next to this cow pasturein Holland— it was pretty extra- Carl are brothers andI'm their cousin. We always used to — Everly rights to if andwantedtore-releaseit. kind of a bonus. ordinary. do Christmas carolling parties together, singing symphony? engineer, KUCI: Have you ever wantedto writea KUCI: Your Steve Moffittbuiltaspecialporta Brotherssongs wayback when.It wasanaturaloccurance working on sort of a blestudio forHolland.Whatever happened We grandpiano, frontol the Mike: As a matter of fact I'm to that.Did you had a a harp,and an organin ballet called Atlantis Rising. It's reconstruct ithere? bay windowof grew up Brian wrote a fairy symphony, opera and the house I in. really an allegory. It means the rise in consciousness of Mike: Well, we borroweda studio, the walls of a place laic inspiredby that house (added attractiontotheHolland here, and put our equipment in . . jillions package). big overlooking the .mankind. it. it cost tobuild It was a three story house KUCI: Being businessof solong,haveyounoticed but you know, it's really convenient and city. in the efficient and any changes in theconcerts.Like the RollingStones come modern andstuff. We're thinking nowin terms of putting KUCI: How you get name, the Beach Boys? it did your hack one year laterand say,"Oh. America's changed." inamobilehome typeof thing so wecan goanywhere inthe Mike: Cause we weresinging about surfing. _ ER ESSAY ON THE BEACH BOYS CONCERT wore a green shirt that a leprechaun would have bartered everv rainbow for, as he sangoneof those incomparable Beach Boys melodies that float and become a new cell in your brain.His voice was light and very content, and somehow the granite-like ritual stomp from the floor went just fine with his beautiful song. Suddenly, Dennis Wilson was out on "the stage, telling everybody there that there was nothingthey could do. No more. And folks, he was reallysorry. Afterwards, we helped— them eat their vegetarian banquet, laughed, and well, we sat around and said,"No. Not here. Not Irvine." Do things like this actuallyhappenoutside of movies? Imean,can life or anything that happensinit belikeanexcerpt from Stand Up and Cheer? Yeah, it can. Ihad two photo u.v jerry woodw;irtt autographs as Ileft, and as Ibegan to exit,Donna while youread this about it,so that you don't get the situation poursinto them and makes them what they came up to me with a big smile on her face and wrong impression or anything. like to call "Together," "community," etc. grabbedbothof myhands.Shesays,"Iwanttothank Despite what promoters say, your "average rock Anyway ... the concert started out. Polite you for . . ." and then did a little movement. and roll concert is not excitingin itself.Themusic is applause. From backstage we could see that the Thankingme for helpingmakethemusic,I'msure.I fine, but peoplecome nowadays more to see stage concert wasbeing performedquite well, well, but that the wanted to thank her as soIdidmy best Errol theatrics and.to see each other.Usually the nameof audience wasstill gettingironed out."Heycomeon. Flynn kiss-of-the-hand-prototype. Backstage, the group will attract and cause some superficial man. They danced in the aisles at Santa Barbara." people were doing outrageous things like saying excitement,but it takesmore than a nice package to Then, the first of (Mike me, me, a flock of oldies. Love calls excuse and pardon and hey, wasn't it fine, make a good concert. them "household things,") begantounlock therave and Ismile and said um yes. Then, Iwent out my TheBeach Boys gave the best concert.Without so in the crowd, until at the end of the first set, people door, andthe night airhit melike a waterfall. Over. much asa shove,they moseyedon stage, andgavea were dancing in the aisles,hugging each other, and crowd that wasdetermined to bereserved a big jolt. evenrancidme felt an arm or three about my waist. Youknow what I've done,don't you? I've started They forced themout of their seats, they compelled "Wait 'til the second set."someone wassaying(as at the end.But I'vealways been taught that finality them to clap and shout and carryeachother around Dennis Wilson went out my door again), as is good, that it alwaysimpresses people.Thereader and watch the searchlights and even the band on "Rhonda" ended. No one left their seats. Iwas alwayscloses the book saying,"Now,heknows what occasion and most of all, theyhad us looking around tempted to go out and stare at all the people,but he's doing." and saying, "Aren't we great?" Because that is the whenIthoughtof theenergythat wouldhappen when final ingredientof agreat rock and rollconcert.The they all stared back, Iheld back. Second set. The So,toget it out of the way,Ijust gaveyoutheend to audience must realize that they areon stage as well, Beach Boysstartedoutwith "Mareella,"asinglecut my favorite concertof alltime,and ithappenedright they must see that theythemselvesare the greatest that was touted before it came out as the greatest here at Crawford Hall. Youmay hear a lotof things entertainers,and they have to get soshocked that it exampleof rock and rollsingledone anywhere.True about the Beach Boys concert, andIwant to tell you takes them, that the veritable truth of the whole perhaps, but the record flopped in LA., maybe because KHJ didn't have a spare four minutes to listen to it. But the song is a great one: the Beach Boys, who are actually the barbershop quartet of rock (their harmonies are the most meticulous in R&R), were in fine fettle, and the backing behind TEN them was very solid- KUCI: Did you guys do much surfing? Let me take this sentencetoexplainthat the sound Mike: (pause) We were definitelyinto the culture. You of a rock band is not actuallymusic in theclassical know we used toditch school and do all thatstuff. sense; if you place yourear up against an Acoustic- . KUCI: You're known as a California group. What bass guitar amp thatis turnedupallthe way,the last inspired you to writeCaliforniaSaga. Imean,it's allbeen thing you willever hear willnot bea sustained note: saidbefore. instead, it will be a thing,a "whoosh," not a definite Mike: Well, Al JardineandIspenta lotof timeover the sound, but something sensed through the floor- lastfew yearsinBigSur andyou know wejust really digit. really boards rather than heard through the ears. When I Well he was into this book of poetry by this guy part arrangement named Robinson Jefferies, who wrote about that country say backing,Imean the of the that you pay to, is, kungas. around the turn of the century. So he put the poetry to- will never attention that the gether, with somemusic hehadwritten.AndIwrote some rhythm piano, chord organ, slide guitar, etc. Just verse about, you know, 'cashmere hills' filled with ever- right, the back can serveas apointol cohesion,anda greens.It'sreallyabeautifulfeeling,sowewereinspired to driving force as well. Thelatter was very true when do a thing about thatpart of California... theBoysdidBlondieChaplin's"OhMama," a rocker KUCI: How did you get into I'M (transcendental that is Beach Boys while beingfunky. Manymusical meditation)? pundits havearguedthat the greatcomposerswould Mike: Ifirst heard about TM from my cousin Brian, I spit at the nearest cuspidor if they ever the think, whohadalready beeninitiated to it. heard KUCI: was volume and the physical aggression that charac- When that? I, Mike: '67, somewhere in there. And then Iwent to a terizes a rock band. Not true, say Wagner would lecture bya guynamedJerry Jarvis, who was headof the have written a second Niebelungenif he could have Students InternationalMeditationSociety. And, uh, Iwas had a rock ensemble. Berlioz would have assembled tired so Islept through most of it. (pause) As luck would 300 rock guitarists, and then have ordered an have have it . . .1 wenthome and (later) ... wegotan invi- amplifier for the sea. tation to go to Paris. So we went and we were in re- ■ "Surfin' U.S.A.," "Good Vibrations." "Fun, Fun. hearsal one day and we met Maharishi in the hall, right? Fun." Iwatchedas allthehands, which,while never We were asking him all kinds of questionslike "Is it any- reaching for anything in particular, a thing astrology?", he says "Naw," .TM is just still have like and goal, many grass a mental technique and all that. So we were interested common wavedlikeso stalks of in a in learning about it, but somehow Ileft Paris and went field of garish spotlights and freaky backstage back to England where Igot a call from my cousin Den- people. nis. Ever noticehow high schoolcheerleaders cryalter He says "Hey Mike!" a game, goodor bad? Do you remember when you Isaid, "Hey what?"andhe says sat downand wept aftersomeclimactic pointin your "Yougottacome back to Paris.Maharishi'sgonna teach life (graduation", your first movie, date, ballgamc. us how to meditate." arrest, affair, epiphany)? Well, a few of us came said, I "Yousure?" close tothat onSundayof finals week.Maybeit isbe- He says, "I think so. Tommorrowat ten o'clock.You're Maybe supposed to get a lot of rest and everything." cause we don't want something to end. be- So we went tobed at eight that evening, got up, went to cause we want to thank Nietzche's unknowable (Jod the airport about five or six in the morning, flew across for a bit of lifeexperienced.Maybesomethinggreat the channel back to Paris at seven, got in a cab and the makes us feel pale and unable to participate. cab driversays, "Ever been to Paris before?" They had us for a while,and theyhad to let us go. Isaid, "Yeah." Shirley Templegrowsup. AndyHardygetsanulcer. He says, "When?" andIsaid, TheWizard of Oz runsa packingplantinLa Brea.It's "Yesterday.. ."and blew his mind! all wrong. Once something like this happens, it So we saw the Maharishi and he gave us what is doesn't end. Okay,perhapsinreality it ends, but not comparable to an introductory lecture. TM is taught in gave looking in any other way. Mike Love for many will continue sevensteps Laterintheafternoonhe us aprepara- Mike: Ummm. Iguess I'm through different strangely Astaire-way. tory talk which is comparableto the second step...Our eyes.Idon't know.Idon'tseemuchdifference inpeopleen- todance inhis beautiful Carl first meditation was really, really, relaxing and Ican joying themselvesfrom one year to the next. Wilson will still get on his knees and run his pick rememberthinking if everybodyin the worldcouldbethat KUCI: I'dliketoaskyouaboutwhatthis wholetourisfor, acrosshis guitarstrings at the end of"Jumpin"Jack relaxed,you know, the whole worldwouldbedifferent. the prisonreform thing. Couldyou tellus how you got into Flash," and Al Jardine will drop his guitar. They'll KUCI: Did you write any songs after experienceslike that? do it millions of times over thousands of years all that? Mike: Well, we'vebeendoing concertsinprisonsfor five Mike: Yeah we wrote a songon this albumCarl andThe orsix years,beforeit wasa bigthing. We figured thatis one So, to my brother Kevin, who refused to believe Passions called "All this is That" which is definitely in- thing wecandoas individuals togoinand relieveboredorh that we were going to get the Beach Boys, and was spiredby transcendentalmeditation. or tension or whatever wefindinsidea prison.Justinorder the happiest person at the Itoldyou so. To After thesuccess of SURF'SUP, why wasPETE to be a littlemore Istarted concert. KUCI: effective. this thing calledthe reader, if you were there, Ihope you SOUNDS (1966) released? Love Foundation.We allhave an area of influence and we the loved the Mike: Because it was just a goodalbumand wehad the allhave an ability todo something uplifting peopleno person next to you very much. To all the amazed — - for concert, rights to if andwantedto re-releaseit. kindof a bonus. matter what you may think. I'm not a scientist or an people at the continue to be amazed. To KUCI: Have you ever wantedto writea symphony? astronaut or anythinglike that, but Ido know something, Donna,sure wish that you could have dancednext to Mike: As a matter of fact I'm working on sort of a and I was thinking, .. . ummm. I've learneda lot from RickyFataarasheplayedthedrums.ToJackLloyd, symphony, opera and ballet called Atlantis Rising. Its studying withMaharishi about how to be moreeffectivein who let KUCIbroadcast the concert, you are a very really an allegory. It means the rise in consciousness of solving the problems of the world.The actual inspiration bigman. To Carl,Dennis, and Brian Wilson, toMike .mankind. behind the Love Foundation is geared towards bringing Love, to Rick Fataar and Blondie Chaplin,to Alan KUCI: Being in the businessof solong, haveyounoticed educational opportunities to prisons and hospitals and Jardine. andto people stage,you will any changes concerts. Rolling come .places people arbitrarily theother onthe in the Like the Stones missionsandsoon.. where can't be back. Some guy is playing old Boy hack one year later and say, "Oh, America's chanped." come and go to a school. some Beach songs on the radio, and Iknow all the words PAGE 8 NEW UNIVERSITY APRIL 6, 1973 ID IN CONCERT CHE3ECH & CHONG 8:00 P.M.. FRIDAY, APRIL 13 SANTA ANA COLLEGE Admission $4 advance. $4.50 at door Tickets at Wallacns, Mutual, Liberty

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■ NEW UNIVERSITY tjqgf LETTERS TO THE EDITOR From those same folks who brought you Napalm LEE SOLOW. DAVID WILSON editors-in-chief To the Editor: unjust labor dispute provokedby Dow Chemi- There are 165 courageouspeopleat the Dow cal andits local management. SCOTT SCHROEDER humanity you editorialdirector Chemical plant in Bay City which has been on In the interest of we ask that strike for 14 months."They would like toenlist print this letter in your collegepaper and that PAMLEISTIMER * RICK TEPLITZ the aid of yournewspaper andmembers of the the student body aid us by refusing to buy manager bags manaymy editor ousiness student body so that we may survive. Dow Handi-wrapplastic food wrapand Ziploc Chemical is usingitsunlimited resources in an which are made at the Bay City plant. Unsignededitorials represent a majorityopinionof the New UniversityEditorial Board. attempt destroy economically and If there are individuals or groupson campus Responsibleindividuals or groups may submit letters and articles contrary to the New to us Universityeditorialposition.However,the editors reservethe rightto usetheir discretion eliminate the collective bargainingprocess of who would like to aid us in this humane en- in publishingletters. Allotherarticles represent theopinionsof theindividual writer(s)and our Local Union which is 14055 of the United deavor,pleasecontact me at theaddress which not necessarily those of the New University Editorial Board, theASUCI orthe University request theyboycott of California. Steelworkers. isgivenbelow.We that the Many workers and their families have above mentioned products which areproduced suffered unlimited hardships in the loss of by Dow Chemical in BayCityand by anyother income andpersonal property which they have aid or activities which mayaid our cause. had to sell in order to feed their families Thank you., Those Little Buggers because Dow Chemical refuses to resolve an Martin Schwerin A new pesticide, called Ortho Monitor, a product ot the Chevron Chemical Co.,hasbeen withdrawn due to government from use on lettuce by the company, but it is still Poor educational morality at UCI ingusedon other cropsaround the country.Thechemicalis a fessuresw organophosphorous compound and is said to be more Editor: student down.Members of the enough to stand up for their powerful than DDT which has been banned from use in In general, UCI is very for- faculty who practice such a own beliefs and take the con- tunate to have such a fine discriminatory philosophy sequences. Residues from this chemicalover the allowed tolerance level faculty, but recently Ihave ought to be more open-mind- re found in lettuce harvested last December 26 inImperial heard of some blatant ex- ed and fair. Iurge support of Sincerely yours, Hey in testing by the Departmentof Agriculture. Allegedly, amples of poor educational those students courageous Rob Orr ne 35,000 acres of lettuce were treated with double the morality.It seems that there lount of pesticide recommended,resultingin contamination are certain professors on this campus put Deceptive Advertising Ilifornia.of an estimated 9 million heads of lettuce. Some of this lettuce who their own yet warehouses, beliefs above those of their has alreadybeen destroyed,some may as be in vertising." in transit, or on the grocer's shelves. students, regardless of how Isn't your local strip-mining There are as yet quite a few problems created by the well the opposing view is company wonderful? Out at Ifyourun acrossexamplesof 4 on food crops. presented. In classes dealing the plant they'rerecyclingpop thissortof thing,we wouldlike continued use of Monitor them to pass on What is its potentialharm to customers? with different opinions on bottles to save the environ- to have to the farm workers whoareinconstant issues and ideas, the student ment. Or so they would have investigators at the FTC. What about thehealthof believe, write: contact with the pesticide? has just as much right to you as setforthinfull- Simply Will the government, in the guise of the Food and Drug assert his own beliefs as does color ads in thelocalpressand Deceptive Ads Administration, protect? Why didn't the government provide the professor, and the pro- local TV. The Wilderness Society Advertising St., adequate experimentation product was ever fessor has no justification of this kind is 729 Fifteenth N.W. before the image Washington, 20005 released? whatsoever for marking the called "corporate ad- D.C. White House deals serious blow to recycling

the warningsofakey use majorrecyclingprocesses reflect the viewsofmanyEPA half the receipts from sale of EPA statisticsalsoshow that port which says that federal 'because no markets can be officials who. in recent recovered materials. industrial recycling is de- largest ,olvement is absolutely guaranteedfor recoveryplant months, have become con- Paper is— me clining rather than in- cessary solve outputs ..." vinced that only massive component about 50percent iftheU.S.is to a — creasing. burgeoningsolid wastepro- "'Many cities increasingly program of incentives could of all solid waste. >ms. the NixonAdministra- are viewing resource reverse a growing trend in m has dealt a serious recovery as both an environ- industry away from re- back to the nation's re- mentally and economically cycling. quota efforts, Your for cling desirable alternative to The cuts substantially re- he Administration's fiscal disposal. Unfortunately, this duce the role of EPA, as the ?4 budget cuts approx- option is most often not avail- agency cannot make grants to ately $24 million out of a able because demand for states or localities for planned today $30 materials wastes is wastedisposal is for at least million from non- projectsnor for " ... the Environmental Pro- existent or severely limited," training people to manage by tps coior additives in food supply, Iespitelion Agency's Office of the report adds. A "demand- them. Most important, there is no such objective — Solid WasteManagementPro- pull" for recycled products according to some sources, (CPS) The next time you scientific evidence that Redtt'2 grams. Included in the cuts must becreated by incentives the agency will no longer be have a red candybar,a can of is safe for human consump- were most of the contentsof a and other tax changes. "The able to make grants for cherry soda or a strawberry tion. legislativepackage most efficient incentive would "demonstration" projects for popsicle. you may be eating According to Sidney M. subsidies designed to be one which results in the resource recovery; for in- poison. Wolfe, M.D., the safe dosage «oposednance the nation's markets creation of new demand by stance, how some solid waste According to Food and Drug level would be 15 mg/kg of for recycled materials. industry for secondary ma- recovery techniques and Administration scientists, a body weight daily. This level In explaining the drastic terials, such as some form of burning of some municipal dye called Red #2, found invir- of thedyein food wouldallow a cuts, William D. Ruckel- tax incentive or subsidy pay- garbage' can help ease the tually every artificially red- 110 lb. woman to drink about shaus,EPA head,saidthat the ment to users of secondary growing shortage of energy. colored food, may cause can- 2/3rdsof a canof soda daily. A decision reflected a "re- materials." The reason for terminating cer and birth defects. child would exceed the safe orientation" of the nation's The report states that the demonstration grants, Soviet scientists reported in limit if he drank more than solid waste program. The Ad- national rate of recovering Ruckelshaus said, was that six 1970 that the dyecaused birth half a can ofdyedsoda. ministration has concluded waste materials amounts to projects had already been defects and cancer in ani- that solid waste management only about 1.5 percent of all funded, and the Adminis- mals. FDA scientists obtain- is largely a stateand local re- solid wastes and is dropping. tration "believed additional ed similar results from a Your environment sponsibility, he said. Several A similar report was re- grants wouldnotadd to known reproduction test last observers noted that the cently submitted to the White technology." summer, but FDA officials thanks you policy was not in line with House by the high-level tax In contrast to the Admin- have delayedany action at all previous Ruckelshaus state- policy advisory committee of istration's posture,abillintro- for almost a year. ments on the federal role in the President's CouncilonEn- duced by Sen. Muskie. chair- The FDA has since intro- for bussin' it vironmental Quality. The man of the Public Works Sub- duced some minor restric- During the montn oi Jan- The Nixon cuts ignored the committee recommends committee on Air and Water tions on the use of Red #2, but uary of this year, the Orange recommendations of an ambi- recyclingtax incentives, such Pollution, would authorize has denied that there is any County Transit District tious draft EPA report which as investment credits and appropriations over three evidenceof hazard tohumans. (OCTD) carried9.356 UCIstu- dealt with ways to solve the rapid amortization of invest- years of up to $805 million for Althoughthe color additives dents riding on their winter country's rapidly-grow ing ments for tax purposes, to en- grants to states and cities, as amendment to the Food, Drug quarter registration cards. solid waste problems. The courage companies to install well as unspecified amounts and Cosmetic Act requires UCI ridership was the highest report never emerged from equipment for recycling used for loans. scientific proofof safety for all ever in .January. the President's Office ofMan- bottles, paper and other Among other things. agement and Budget. products. It also proposed tax Muskie's Resource Conser- According to John Fialka. a inducements for research and vation Act of 1973 would pro- reporter for the WASHING- development on recycling vide grants for resource re- Searching for a TONSTAR-NEWS, the report technology. covery demonstration pro- indicates that the nation's The necessityof a shift of reT jects and for the construc- INETW cities will not be able to sponsibilities to local govern- tion projects and for the con- XJ"? reversethedeclininguseof re- ments is not agreed to by struction of "improved" dis- WE CAN USE A cycledmaterials unless some many members of Congress, posal facilities, and would PROOFREADER, COPYREADERS, federally-initiated incentive including Sen. Edmund make loans to communities AND WRITERS. COME UP AND MEET THE BUNCH system is established. The Muskie (Maine), nor by the for implementing recycling AT THIRD FLOOR GATEWAY report notes that even cities National League of systems. COMMONS Cities. Repayment of prin- MEAN A WHOLE NEW YOU. that pay the highest costs to Also, the Administration's cipalandinterest would be for- IT COULD dispose of garbage could not .decision reportedly does not givenup toan amountequalto APRIL 6, 1973 NEW UNIVERSITY PAGE 11 Attention Sports Fans!

by peter shergalis sports editor I I Men's IM Activities Attention batmen! Today is the last day for men's slow- pitch softball signups. So if you want yourteamenteredin the 1973 All-Campus Pennant race, hurry and hand your entryin toTom Cash at theIM office in Crawford Hall. Play begins Tuesday,so check the IM slate in the New U. Other" current upcoming men's activities include Tennis Doubles and 3-Man Basketball. Entries are due 'Tuesdayand playbegins April 17. Women's IM Action Kickball, slowpitch softball and tennis doubles start off the spring season for women's sports. Entries are all due on Tuesday with play for kick- ball beginning next Friday. League play for softball and tennis willbegin April 17. CoedIMInformation Important coed represen- tatives meeting will be held Tuesdayat6 p.m.inroom1104 of Crawford Hall. If you're a coed teamcaptain, youshould be there. Entries for swinging spring sailing and fantastically fun Innertube Water Poloarealso due Tuesday and action will begin April 14 for sailing and April 17 for innertube water polo. Alsoentries for a specialAll- Cal IM Festival Qualifying Tourneylor volleyballaredue Tuesday with thetourney tobe held April 18 and 19. Irvine Horsehide Hurlers The Anteaters host Chap- man College at noon tomor- row in the UCI Stadium. In their last encounter. Irvine defeated Chapman 6-2 and they'rehopingfor anothervic- tory. Spikester Coach Bill Toomey, 1968 Olympic Decathlon Gold Medal win- ner, has been named head track coach at UCI. Look for storv inupcomingissuesof the New' U. :*SS:*:e':$S:$S^^ ,?TO :X'M ■:"■":"; ":":":": ■*:":" :":":":" :*:*:*:* SPRING 1973 ASLTCI presents IM PROGRAM Featuring Men's Activities A Free Dance ':' || 1M Representatives meeting Thursday. April 5, 6 p.m. CrawfordHall. Officials Clinic. April 5, 7 p.m., Room 1104. CrawfordHall. Entries Due Sport Play Begins Thurs.Apr. 5 Slowpitch Softball Tues.. Apr. 10 , t. ■! -T-n BILJ_.Y Tues., Apr. 10 Tennis Doubles Tues.. Apr. 17 Tues.] Apr. 10 3-Man Basketball Tues.. Apr. 17 Tues.] Apr. 17 Steeplechase Run Wed.. Apr. 18 Tues ' Apr 17 Fastpitch Softball Tues.. Apr. 24 Tues Apr 17 2-Man Volleyball Tues.-Thur.. Apr. 24-26 Tues.] May 1 Golf Wed.-Thur..May 9-10 . AND THE Tues. May 8 Handball Doubles Tues.. May 15 Tues] May 15 Track Tues.. May 22 Women's Activities IM Representatives meeting Thursday. April 5. 6 p.m.. Conference Room. OfficialsClinic. April 5.7 p.m.. Room1104. Crawford Hall. ASTROS Tues Apr 10 Sluwpitch Softball Tues.. Apr 17 Tues.. Apr. 10 Kickball Tues., Apr. 13 Tues Apr 10 Tennis Doubles Tues..Apr. 17 Tues Apr 17 Steeplechase Run Wed.. Apr. 18 Tues May 1 Golf Wed. Thur.. May 9-10 Tues.. May 15 Track Tues.. May 22 Tues, Apr. 17 2-Man Volleyball Tues.-Thur., Apr. 24-26 ' Coed Activities IMRepresentativesmeetingTuesday. April 10,6p.m.,Room 1104. Crawford Hall. SLHPlaza Tues., Apr. 10 Innertube Water Polo Tues., Apr. 17 Tues.. Apr. 10 Sailing Sat.. Apr. 14 Tues., Apr. 17 Coed Volleyball (6-Man) Tues., Apr. 24 Tues. Apr. 17 Slowpitch Softball Tues, Apr. 24 Tues., May 15 Swim Meet Fri., May 18 | Tonight Friday, April 6 8*00PM MixedDoubles Volleyball Tues, Apr. 24 Indoors Tues, May 1. Thurs.. May 3 Tues., May 22 OutdoorsSand (Big Corona) Fri., June 1 Special All Cal IMFestival Coed Qualifying Tournaments Tues., Apr. 10 Coed Volleyball Wed.-Thur., Apr. 18-19 ":":■.": &3 Tues., Apr. 17 CoedSlowpitch Softball Fri;-Sat., Apr. 27-28 Tues. Apr. 24 CoedInnertubeWater Polo Fri.-Sat. Apr. 27-28 For further informationonanyoftheaboveactivities, contact I Ithe RecreationOffice, 1328 CrawfordHall, at 833-5346 or 833- f.:.'.':*.':'.*':*:*:*.*'.':^^ 6934. PAGE 12 NEW UNIVERSITY APRIL 6, 1973 CELEBRITY BALLGAME Still more celebrities,includ- scholarship funds for the UCI Buick, Connel] Chevrolet.: ing superstar Joey Bishop. athletic program. Costa Mesa Datsun. Dave Peter Lupus of 'Mission Also appearing in the game Ross Pontiac, Johnson & Sons Impossible,"MartinMilnerol will be former Angel Bobby Lincoln-Mercury. Mirac1e "Adam 12." Gary Burghoff. Knopp, former Dodger Roger Mazda. Nabers Cadillac. "Radar" in' the TV Miller. Yankee great Andy Theodore Robins Ford and "M.A.S.H." seriesandLassie. Carey and former Cub Chris University Oldsmobile. Americas most famous Krug. Umpires will be Tickets are priced at one dol- canine, havebeenadded tothe Emmett Ashfordof the Ameri- lar per person, regardless of already impressive list of canLeagueandGilStrattonof age. and can be purchased at celebrities scheduled to par- KNXT Channel 2. MC's for Richards Markets. Southern ticipate in the Second Annual the event will be Harry Bab- Calif. 1st Natl. Bank. UCI Celebrity World Series,set for bitt and Paul Salata. Athletic Ticket Office and Sunday. April 29th at the UCI Berke also announced that ASUCI, and by contacting DanHansenshowsbattingform thatwonhim AllTournament Baseball Stadium. the Harbor Blvd.-Costa Mesa Ralph Berke at the Balboa team honors at last week's Anaheim Baseball Tourney. Ralph Berke. events chair- Car Dealers Association are Bay Club. man and a vice president at supporting this annual the Balboa Bay Blub, hasalso celebrityballgame bygivinga announced that Burghoff is free ticket to anyone who attempting to get the entire stopsby one of the nine Asso- Anteaters Take Third ' M.A.S.H." cast to appear at ciationcar dealers andtakesa the Celebrity game, which is demonstration ride. Par- being held to help raise ticipating dealers are Bauer in Anaheim Baseball Tourney Riding the hitting of Rod Providing the hitting fire- runs. Spence and Dan Hansen,both works for the Anteaters were All-Tournament team selec- Spence. who hit over .400 for The Anteaters, who are tions, the UCI baseball Ant- the six games, Hansen. who ranked 14th nationallyin the eaters won four out of six batted .350 for the tourna- College Division Poll, have a games last we^k to take third ment, Jeff Malinoff, who had 17-8 record after the tourna- place honors in the 5th Ana- two home runs and eight ment, and face county rival heim National Baseball RBI's, Terry Stupy.- who Chapman College in a double- Tournament. racked two home runs, and header tomorrow at the UCI Jack Cleveland andRay Hum- baseball stadium, with play Enroute to their third place phries, who hit solo home getting underway at 12 noon. finish, Irvine downed Arizona 6-5 in the opening round, belted Cal Berkeley11-5 in the second round, dropped a 12-5 FRE-LAW STUDENTS decision to Loyola, won REGISTER NOW FOR THE JULY OR'OCTOBER LSAT handilyover Brigham Young REVIEW YOUR SCOW! Univ. 8-2, lost toCal StateL.A. COURSE TQMAXIMIZE LSAT GlenCampbell,MarlinMcKeeverandGregMorrisreact to 4-1, and topped Chapman 6-2. ln*truction exclusively in "Mom taking technique* u»ed »uc- USC coachRodDedeaux (1)duringUCICelebrityBaseball Ray Humphries, UCI's win- 'cessfully by California pre-law students. Taught in Los game.This yearit ison April29, 1:30p.m. at theUCIbase- ningest pitcher this year,won, Angelas by practicing lawyer*. Cost: $75. ball diamond. two games in the Tourney to COURSE FOR JULY 28 LSAT STARTS JULY 12 raise his season record to5-1. COURSE FOR OCT 20 LSAT STARTSOCT 4 Also winning games were Irvine Second Gary Wheelock and Jerry FOR COMPLETE JULY AND OCTOBER INFORMATION Maras.Marasis undefeated in CALLCOLLECT TODAY(213) 655-8046 in National Swimfest three starts so far this year. Mike Carnahan became the Carnahan set a blistering oikLE!! $5.98 $3.29!^^^ first man in the history of the pace in a preliminary race in !"■* All Records NCAA college division swim- 46.4 to eclipsethe eldstandard ming championship to win all of 47.1 by Don Roth of UC B freestyle sprint Barbara, Stereo Choice three races as Santa set in 1966. In Coi>b.ne Soiy imedium po~r. ® ;tt.:r3Td ;.':,r: -»- V) rlvtt» value m n held at 12 noon Saturday, on compete in a dual '> 8^ 1 and will IS)) '■ 1/ «&m (Wl (S) NEW SO FAGE BOOKLET 2*J, msM the Orange tartan track todayagainst /a "" - Wm match Cal-State " (£) "RiCOHDIN© IASICS" Wl ' Z. «. nnra" " Ws U Wk,l , located at beautiful UCI, at Yorba Linda TpL 5 ■50 rM yyi l"ci Indud.: i, cund? U.inq (ape recorder ®J Fullerton M \ff/ *^ splicing and adihng. maiirtanartca, chooung a tapa. I against q f\f\ |I \!?' opponents such as Country (Bi "**9- +J.UU 9uQH(ity Sj) (Ouanllllei Club. Hmlfd (^ Umllrdl S) Hf Azusa Pacific and Clare- 1973 Golf Schedule mont-Mudd College. , These April 6. Fri.. Cal State I.. *************************Ttf**t 0 — M., T., tttfttTtttiiiittitiiiiiniinimummnm— two schools have been build- Fullerton Yorba Linda CC. HOUHS: F. 12»; W.. TH. 12-^; SAT. 10-5; SUN 12-t 445 E. 17TH COSTA MESA S ing a very strong track team 12:30 p.m. — over the past few years. This April 9. Mon.. USC. Wil- fact became evident at last shire CC. 1:00 p.m. Saturday's Claremont Relays April 13. Friday. USIU — in which UCI also competed. Mesa Verde. 1:00 p.m. The spikesters took third in April 16. Mon., Cal State U.. ■ — - MIM o/y/uaco/n/i college division with Azusa Los Angeles There Open. Q harman/kardon f^WUfJ and Claremont close behind. 1: 00 p.m.