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285 Seniors to graduate June 15 William Proxmire, who has since 1950, when he was elected to degree in busiaess ad­ represented Wisconsin in the U .S. the Wisconsin State Assembly. ministration cum laude from the Senate for 23 years, will be the He was elected to the U.S. Senate H arvard Graduate School of speaker at Lawrence Univer­ in 1957 in a special election to fill Business in 1940, and a master’s sity’s 131st Commencement the seat left vacant by the death degree from Harvard in public Sunday, June 15, at 10:30 a.m. of Sen. Joseph McCarthy. administration. Taking off on Lawrence’s Proxmire was re-elected the Proxmire is the authqr^of five motto, “ Light, light, more light,’’ following year to his first full six- books: “ Can Small Business' Proxmire was chosen as the title year term and again re-elected in Survive?”, “Report From of his address, “The Future of 1964, 1970, and 1976. In his land­ Wasteland: America’s Military- Light, Light, and More Light.” slide victory in 1970, he became Industrial Complex” ; “Uncle President Warch will present the first senator in history to Sam, Last of the Big-Time diplomas to 285 seniors on the carry all of Wisconsin’s 72 Spenders” ; “You Can Do It !” COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER WILLIAM PROXMIRE counties. Main Hall green. In case of rain, and “The Fleecing of America.” Photo: P.R. Dept. the ceremony will be in Lawrence In the 1976 election Proxmire He is chairman of the Senate Memorial Chapel. again won all of Wisconsin’s 72 Banking, Housing and Urban Doctor of philosophy degrees counties, received 73 percent of Affairs Committee. Energy Study Group Form s also will be conferred upon 10 the state’s vote, accepted no Tickets for Commencement by Kathy DeMets members in an Energy Study candidates from the Institute of campaign contributions and will be needed only in case of Early in February, several Group. The group will possibly Paper Chemistry, and 31 IPC spent a total of $177.73 on his rain. The procedure for people from among Lawrence meet before the end of the term, students will receive master of campaign. distribution of tickets to seniors is students, faculty, and staff got but its major work will begin this science degrees. Wisconsin’s senior senator explained in the June 2-8 issue of together to discuss the need for fall. Proxmire has been in politics earned his undergraduate degree “This Week.” the formation of some sort of Several steps toward making from Yale in 1938, a master’s group concerned with energy use, the campus buildings more or waste, on campus. Bruce energy-efficient have already Colwell, Associate Dean of been taken by the Physical Residential Life, suggested the Plant; the latest project is an idea of holding such a discussion energy audit of all the buildings. W arch honors 54-year L. U. veteran after he had attended conferences Earlier this winter, a firm of A man who has been a student, Northwestern University. He Warch added, “I appreciate the on energy use at other colleges. engineering consultants was teacher and administrator at joined the Lawrence faculty in fact that Marshall stayed around These campuses, such as UW- hired to do the audit. They have Lawrence University for more 1932 as secretary and instructor this year to help break in his Whitewater, are making sub­ done a preliminary walk-through than half a century was honored in voice at the Conservatory, seventh.” stantial changes in energy of the campus and are preparing at last Thursday’s Honors became an associate professor in The Chapel audience rose and conservation with major projects a report on it, but according to Convocation. 1939, and a full professor in 1951. gave Hulbert sustained applause and are doing so successfully. Don Stuuvenberg, Director of the Without warning him in ad­ “That is not all,” Warch said in as a way of saying “thank you Obviously, the same kind of in­ Physical Plant, as yet he has not vance, President Richard Warch understatement. and happy 75th birthday.” stitution-wide effort would be been informed of any of their asked Marshall B. Hulbert to Hulbert was assistant dean of practical for Lawrence as well, findings and it is not known ex- stand. Hulbert’s 75th birthday is the college and conservatory, especially for financial reasons, cactly when the audit will be Friday, Warch said, and he has 1943-44; director of admissions, so the discussion group drew up a finished. When the audit is announced that at the end of this 1944-56; dean of administration, proposal for an Energy Task completed, it will enable the academic year, he will end his 1948-54; acting president, 1953-54; Force and sent it to President university to obtain money formal teaching career at dean of the college, 1954-61 ; vice Warch for consideration. from the government to help pay Lawrence. president of the college, 1961-68; The proposed functions of the for making improvements. “These two events should not vice president and dean of Energy Task Force were: In Mr. Colwell’s view, action by pass unnoticed by our com­ Lawrence and Downer Colleges, a ) to study the general energy the Physical Plant is an essential munity,” Warch said. “ It is 1968-70, and director of alumni use situation and make general first step in motivating others to remarkable enough that Mr. relations, 1972-74. proposals. conserve energy. An Energy Hulbert has spent 54 of his 75 ‘‘That astonishing record b) To act as a clearinghouse for Study Group can more information from other campus years associated with this means that Marshall Hulbert has reasonably ask for cooperation if university. It is all the more been at Lawrence during the groups. students are not boiling in their rem arkable to recognize the tenure of 8 of its 14 presidents and c) To educate the entire dorm rooms during the winter many aspects of that association in 48 years has served Henry M. Lawrence community in ways to and when cold air is not pouring over the years.” Wriston, Thomas N. Barrows. save energy. in through cracked windows. Hulbert received a B.A. degree Nathan M. Pusey, Douglas M. d) To obtain grants, mainly for Getting the entire Lawrence in history from Lawrence in 1926, Knight, Curtis W. Tarr, and educational projects. community involved in energy- President Warch’s response to saving activities and attempting a bachelor of music from Thomas S. Smith,” Warch said. MARSHALL HULBKRT Lawrence in 1932, an M.S. from Referring to his own presidency, this proposal was to ask the to change wasteful habits will not Columbia and a Ph.D. from which is less than a year old, LUCC Committee on Com ­ be an easy task, but it has the mittees to delegate two students potential to help us realize from among the applicants to join significant savings in terms of Interview with new Dean three administrative and faculty money and energy. Hittle gives view of student rights and responsibilities by Alan Gunn and perform duties allowing the attempt to provide this common formation which can be in­ provide interesting students, a Michael Hittle has always academic function of the school ground. tegrated into their lives. concerned faculty, and a library advised his students not to feel to run smoothly. The office of the Freshman studies give the Hittle explained this by of­ in which the students may study. they were limited to one career. Dean of the Faculty deals with student body a common in­ fering the example of a student When other factors, such as His appointment two weeks ago the central mission of “main­ tellectual heritage which Hittle studying biology and ecosystems. housing, become more im­ to the position of Dean of the taining the liberal arts tradition feels is essential for promoting If this student went home and portant, Hittle feels, priorities Faculty gave Hittle the op­ in a healthy condition,” by and maintaining the educational carelessly sprayed pesticides on may be reversed. Hittle sees a portunity to practice what he has working with the faculty to insure tradition of each generation of his lawn, one might question tremendous increase in the been preaching. program and personnel students building upon the past. exactly what that student had amount of things to do on campus Hittle describes the position as responsibilities are being met. By introducing these works to the learned in class. Along the same and supports these programs. a challenge. He has been a The Historian Hittle demon­ students all at once the freshman line, if a student in a Philosophy, He, too, acknowledges dorm life member of the Lawrence faculty strated the value of a well studies program gives the Religion, or other course which and housing do not play an for fourteen years. Becoming rounded liberal arts education by students something of substance raised questions of ethics and unimportant role, but does not Dean of the Faculty give Hittle pointing out that becoming Dean to talk about. rights, left class and then said he feel they constitute the “essential what he sees as the chance to of the Faculty is not without its Hittle went on to ooint out that could violate other people’s vigor” of Lawrence. continue working with the opportunity costs. Hittle will only thé* program is actually a com­ rights, Hittle feels that student is It is im portant Lawrence faculty, but in an another teach one course per year, and pliment to the students at clearly missing something. students should realize the capacity. speculates that his new position Lawrence. Instead of asking In this way, the faculty does faculty here is liberal in their When asked what he felt his will not allow him time for in­ students to develop their writing care The failure of students to willingness to put up with new job entailed, he stated at this tensive scholarship. He does hope and interpretive skills with realize that their responsi­ students’ ideas as they grow time he could only anticipate the to keep up with work being done relatively easy modern works, bilities come with rights does to during their time at Lawrence. answer to the question. The main on his specialty, the Russian they develop these skills by a certain extent reflect a break­ But Hittle goes on to explain role of the Dean of the Faculty is revolution, though. raising serious questions about down of the educational process students coming to school here the administration of the As director of the Freshman major works. students presumably come to should agree to accept the rights academic program. Hittle wished Studies Program Hittle directly Lawrence’s faculty is com­ Lawrence for. Practically and responsibilities which come to stress his new position did not showed his com m itm ent to mitted to the ideal of liberal arts speaking, the faculty expects the with living in this community. include shaping of the maintaining the liberal arts education, however, the question students to sort things out among Hittle admits there is toleration curriculum. The committees on tradition. He explains that when has recently been raised as how themselves, Hittle explains, and of behavior on a college campus academic planning and in­ in the sixties there was a far this commitment extends pay the price the community which would not be accepted in struction, working along with the movement toward curricular outside of the classroom and how pays for their rights. Hittle other situations, but if this faculty, deal with that task. freedom, Lawrence followed this far should it extend outside of the emphasized that being able to do behavior goes to the extreme of Hittle sees the administration movement. Distribution classroom. Hittle chose to answer things on one’s own does not give obstructing the educational of a University as support for the requirements were dropped. this question step bv step. license to act irresponsibly. function, which Hittle feels is the prime function of the school; Freshman studies, for somewhat “Fundamentally, the faculty There is an assumption that main one of the University, teaching and learning. The different reasons, faded away. cares a lot.’’ Hopefully, Hittle students left alone can behave perhaps the atudent should various offices and departments, The result, as perceived by Hittle feels, the education the students responsibly. himself reevaluate why he is at such as the business office, or the was the loss of a common ground receive in the classroom gives Hittle feels the responsibilities Lawrence. physical plant, provide services among students. The rein­ the students ideas and in­ Lawrence has above all else is to stitution of the freshman studies program two years ago was an Page 2 The Lawrentian May 30,1980

\tvrnber of the THE rlS~»< K IdTeD HD Ml® ÊLDKTÇfâ I CH le G ia T t LAWRENTIAN I L. U. years reassessed 0 Pub. #306680 Commentary V Dear Editor: has failed two courses and Vol. XC V II—No. 25 Friday 30 May 1980 Upon application to Lawrence received a D in the third to go to Phones: Office: ext. 600 Business Mgr. ext.684, Editor-in-Chief, ext. 311. Rebutted University, a small liberal arts London regardless of rules, or Published weekly during the school year, except during college in Appleton, Wisconsin To the Editor: allow an individual who has not examination periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. I was glad to see a commentary one hears praises of a personal passed one or two courses in four Printed by The Bulletin, Inc., of Appleton. Deadline for copy is 8 in the latest Lawrentian about attitude, low student to faculty terms to return again and again p.m. Wednesday night. All copy handed into the Lawrentian must ratio, a place where you are not a simply because of his last name, be typed and double-spaced. All letters to the editor must be signed my own commentary of the issue before, regardless of the for­ number but a person, a close knit again regardless of the rules. Yet and typed, but names may be omitted upon request. Yearly sub­ community and family attitude. they are not willing to make a few scription $7.00. overseas airmail $21, seamail $8. Second class mer’s, shall we say, “less than Subsequent to completion of four minor concessions for those who postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. supportive” nature. I have written to the years at this supposed utopia of are one or two credits short from Lawrentian on several occasions the college world, the individual completing graduation Paper W aste this year, for two basic reasons. is saturated with examples to requirements. Most Lawrentians probably gave hardly a thought to the thing that Firstly, I feel it important to the contrary. Approximately Perhaps Lawrence should appeared in their mailboxes yesterday. Getting information about express my political views, twenty five thousand dollars reassess its values and decision organizations such as the Lawrence Artist Series is a common part of be­ later, one wonders if Lawrence m aking process. They seem ing a student at Lawrence. specifically my support of But does it have to be? We at The Lawrentian think that many of the Carter, for what I feel to be the might not be just another state inconsistent and impersonal in items sent out by various Lawrence agencies are unnecessary, or, at the good of this country. And university at an escalated annual their application of principles very least, need not be mailed to every student. secondly, I write to spark fee. and unsure of their priorities. In In the case of the Lawrence Artist Series, why did the pamphlet discussion and constructive Consider such things as a one instance Lawrence is describing the attractions have to be sent to the seniors? To be sure, some member of a graduating class professing small, close, and members of the Class of 1980 will remain in the Appleton area, but most conflict in the hope that our will not. We would at least question the value of sending the Artist Series student body will become more who is told he will not be allowed personal contact. In the next offer even to those who will not be living in Wisconsin. involved in important issues than to graduate because he is instance they are being liberal, However, while the Artist Series use of paper may be justifiable, there it has in the past. overeducated in the department not in their education, but in their are other organizations whose waste of paper has been inexcusable. The Clearly, the writer of last of his major, and only after an administration of University primary villain in paper waste has been, we feel. The Office of Campus Life. exhaustive fight would he be policy. Consider the drive against Of course, we’re glad to know that the administrators at Wilson week’s commentary is one such House are concerned about our safety. A number of weeks ago they mailed concerned individual. The writer allowed to do so. Consider the alcohol abuse on campus and to everyone information on the dangers of crossing Lawe Street. Although knows the facts and has numerous members of the senior then consider the use of alcohol we think we’re big boys and girls now, maybe it was good that they care. developed a conscientious in­ class who will be denied the right as incentive for campus cleanup; Maybe. Frankly, we think that that mailing was unnecessary, as was terpretation of them, no better or to go through the graduation diametrically opposed at best. the Campus Life mailing on the quote from Robert Hutchins, as was the worse than my own. However, by ceremony because they are one Lawrence persists each year to Campus Life mailing on . . . We hope that in the future The Office of Campus Life, as well as other refusing to sign the commentary, or two credits short. One wonders insult the intelligence of the LU agencies, will mail out only those materials tnat are truly necessary. the writer seems to show the to whose detriment it would be to students they have tried so hard Paper is expensive nowadays and most Lawrentians would rather see per­ same lack of character found in give these individuals the few to educate, yet they do not sonal messages in their mailboxes than the impersonal papers that appear many of Carter’s critics, from moments of satisfaction of a hesitate to send numerous almost daily. “Teddy” on down. college graduation ceremony, financial requests to its alums ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ even as a gesture of the supposed As editor-in-chief of The Lawrentian this term, I would like to salute In the commentary, the writer subsequent to graduation. It is those who helped to make the newspaper what it is. Their names appear in sarcastically suggested that I caring and personal attitudes my contention that Lawrence is the box below, but they deserve extra recognition for the job that tney did. pursue politics, intimating that I Lawrence professes; not nec- suffering from a severe lack of Editors Alan Gunn, Phil Brick, Chris Butler and Brian Lewis all would fit in very well. I will take cessarily for the benefit of the definition, a problem that stems helped with a number of articles each week and provided unique insights that into consideration. In the student but for their parents and not from the students and not which gave the paper variety. Alan and Phil also gave regular assistance with the headline-writing and ran The Lawrentian last week while I was meantime, may I suggest to him grandparents who have necessarily from the ad­ writing a research paper. or her the occupation of exhausted their resources to ministration as a whole but Sports Editor Chuck Wood and Jim Matchefts covered the sports executioner? After all, in that provide an education for their rather from the system and the beat with skill and humor, and Mike Kortenhof .. . well, superdependable role the writer could indulge in sons and daughters, waiting individuals that administer it. Mike got virtually every picture that we asked him to get — plus the hatcheting he or she seems to solely for that final day when The students are at the mercy of numerous others. The work of Mike and his staff was of consistent nigh so enjoy, yet remain anonymous, they may stand tall to see their quality. the establishment and the values Lee Ester of the Public Relations Department deserves thanks, as do hiding under a black hood. Why child under mortar and tassel in of individuals. University policy Priscilla Brindley and Mary Warrington. Priscilla and Mary came in every not submit last week’s com­ the graduation processional. is vague and it is exercised in an Thursday night and did a fine job each week with the layout. mentary along with the ap­ Also questioned by the four inconsistent manner. Currently it Alyson Hu took care of the tedious work associated with the Business plication? You can list me as a year Lawrence veteran is the is hurting isolated individuals but Manager for the second term in a row. Ann Mullin, Ann Kohl and Jenni basis for suspension of ap­ Doores did the often overlooked but important task of circulating The reference; I ’ll sign my name, as I will soon effect increasing Lawrentian. always do, with pride. plication of the rules by the Dans numbers, leading to an in­ Finally, I want to thank all of our reporters and other writers, especial­ Printless Until September, and Administration. The Deans dictment of the fins educational ly Karl Albrecht, Paul Arbetan, Jill Beifuss, John Blaser, Brian Brezinski, PAUL McCOMAS or Registrar enforce laws based system we seek to maintain. Bob Braun, Kathy DeMets, Anne Dooley, Jack Dyer. Anne Fraioli, Louis on their attitudes for that day. Respectfully, Jost, John MacElwee, Mary Manuel, Andy McNeill, Michael Minnick, One wonders why Lawrence Rick Moser, Diane Odeen, John Schmid, Sue Schmidt, Jeff Skoog and Dear Paul: MICHAEL R. MARTINO Janet Teska. The only reason that my name would allow an individual who Although hearing the (frequently fair!} complaints of some about The didn’t appear on the bottom of Lawrentian was sometimes annoying, the term went quickly and I would my, shall we say, “nonsense recommend getting involved in The Lawrentian to anyone. It's fun most of the time. reply to your nonsense inquiry” I could go on and on about The Lawrentian this term (I could mention is known but to the printers. It that the paper is now in sound financial shape, but I won't). However, I ’ve went out with the story. I do got places to go, people to see . . . two papers to do by Thursday. Have a apologize, though, and, again, I good summer. offer my assistance to you fully, -DAVE BECKER re: any attempt you may in the future wish to undertake as far as Editor-in-Chief...... David Becker skillful and nonmanipulated Editors...... Alan Gunn, Phil Brick news interpretation. Don’t worry, Christopher Butler, Brian Lewis, Paul, I do so want to still vote for Sports Editors...... Chuck Wood, Jim Matchefts you. Photo Editor...... Mike Kortenhof BRIAN LEWIS (Just an Editor) Science Editor...... Bernie Mullin Punk Rock Consultant...... Jamaica Cadby Editorial Assistance...... Lee Ester Business Manager...... Alyson Hu Layout...... Priscilla Brindley, Mary Warrington Memories Photographers...... Kathryn Henry, Leslie Schwartz, Dear Editor: I % \ ______, Adam Gottesman Cartoonist...... Tracy Coombs With the class of 1980 leave WHAT HAPPENED to administrators who had fun? Reggae Music Advisor...... Carol Cadby memories. Thinking back to Circulation Directors...... Mary Ann Mullin, Ann Mary Kohl, freshman year, I see a totally Jennifer Lynn Doores different Lawrence University. KBra^ new library - no media center yet. Staff Typist...... McGrath In an attempt to materialize a No Office of Campus Life difference I have condensed a list Proofreaders...... Kathy DeMets, Elizabeth Shoemaker “ ■ r ,U£ " (°nJ 00111 sides) at Homecoming Game Reporters...... Scoop Schmid, Larry Welch, of memories which only those Dean of Women Barbara Pillincer Andy Hazucha, John MacElwee, Jeff Wisser, Janet Teska, Ellen students and faculty here during Harry Kisker Meyers, Jill Beifuss, Bruce Kelm, Brian Schneider, Diane Odeen. my freshman year may David White Anne Dooley, Mary Manuel, Debbie Pope, Dave Challoner, Einar remember. The list doesn’t do Dean of Housing Mr. Haynes Tangen, Scott Arndt, Ted Chesky, Joe Pahr, Jeff Skoog, Brian justice to the “renaissance” that Belling’s Pharmacy on College Avenue Brezinski. Kathy DeMets. Stefanie Wondriska, Paul Arbetan, John certain faculty and alums have No Hardee’s Blaser, Anne Fraioli, Pete Schultze, Paul McComas, Sue Schmidt noticed in the last four years, but Pipe Dreams on College Avenue Rick Moser, Jack Dyer, Jim Stukas, Lynne McCollum. Louis Jost. each class has changed this Hot Fish Shop Connotations...... Michael Minnick, Bob Braun university in its own way. Good Ward 8 Film Critics...... Andy McNeill, Karl Albrecht luck to all who graduate with me, Brokaw Boys and to all the underclassmen who Study Group Two still have time to make their The call for Smith’s resignation impact on the college. Thanks to The Kohler incident the help and support of classmates and employees of LU ^Hermits, ^ and airie^ Hermettes agUe in the LU Seniors - take a look at this list “Clen’f ”0! ^ ,President’s Office for grievance procedures and reflect. It’s been a great four ifnM . ,at CoIman s Halloween Party years, hasn’t it? Kohler s first Avenue party Signed, Freshman picnic at Telulah Park A SENIOR SigeE^srgoiWhiCh became Sammy’s which became Seigo’s) I kÄ M° rn n House ^habited by students Kohler is all girl’s dorm The Uwrentian Mr Longley is in “Today Show” wishes to congratulate Fnahch ln V'k'ng Room-15c during Happy Hour the 1980 graduates of bagels s availab|e in the unmodeled Union Grill, but no Lawrence University Rolf von Oppenfeld W H Y IS this man smiling? Beach Day is dead! Bed on median between Plantz and library containing Ginny May 30. 1980 The Lawrentian Page 3

M em oirs of a president Being a novice politician F acuity oppose Proxmire entered into a limited alliance, It didn’t take any study from myself, I don’t really know how to To the Editor: but for different reasons. Professor Markam to tell me of embarrassment to this in­ go about presenting my story. I We are writing this letter to Colman, tired of being considered where these undesirables lived at stitution. It is not at all clear who guess I should start when it all express our concern and dismay the number two eating place on Lawrence. Everyone knows of was ultimately responsible for began back in the fall of ’77.1 was over the choice of Senator campus, wanted to eliminate those pill-pushing, drug-dealing inviting Proxmire as a com­ a sophomore with high hopes for communists that live in the small William Proxmire as com­ mencement speaker. At a “rewarding” future in Downer Commons. Brokaw, tired mencement speaker for the of sharing its LUCC represen­ houses. And anyway I knew that whatever level the decision was medicine. However being your graduation exercises of the class tation with the small houses, our allies in Brokaw would ap­ made, we strongly protest the average W A S P ., I wanted the of 1980. As most of you are aware, wanted to eliminate this popular preciate the elimination of their lack of thought and responsibility fame and fortune now, not in 10 or Senator Proxmire has earned a living alternative. competition for that one “im- involved. It is clear that a more 20 years. certain degree of notoriety for By the fall of ’79 I was almost porant” LUCC position, Brokaw- carefully planned procedure is That fall, having infiltrated issuing his Golden Fleece award in complete control of university Small House Representative. warranted in order to insure that Law rence’s invisible “ old-boy to members of the scientific decision-making. Since I was one I want to assure you of the lack a speaker commensurate with network” through my par­ community. Presumably, this of the three authorized LUCC of validity and truth of the so- the ideals of Lawrence Univer­ ticipation on the football team, I award is intended to point out officers to count ballots I easily called “documented” evidence sity be selected for future found myself in a position to that our government may be clinched the presidential election sighted by one of the Lawren- graduations. assert myself. It was hardly a unwisely supporting “esoteric” during the spring term of the tian’s writers, Jim m y (mini- William Boardman chore to be the first independent research projects that may have previous year. Another key Woodward) Olson, which sup­ Bradford G. Renee to become the LUCC represen­ no apparent utility. There is turning point in the power play posedly implicates LUCC as the Bruce E. Hetzler tative to the Quad, since I had evidence, however, that this was the appointment of Vince source of the delinquent “blow it Willuam T. Markham had all my worthy opponents “tongue-in-cheek” award (often “Sveny” Lambrusco as Viking off and crank it out attitude” Illene Noppe conveniently “ eliminated” aimed at research in the social Room Manager, the second most among students. I would like to Ronald J. Mason during a timely Quad war. sciences) has in itself been poorly powerful position on the campus. remove all suspicions you may Julia A. Hecht With my foot in the door and a researched and carelessly Vince, known in the inner circles have concerning my involvement John K. Chance seat on the most powerful presented. The outcome has the of the Brokaw elites as the man in the freak accident which Mike LaMarca university body, LUCC, I faced potential effect of impressing a with the ‘‘magic wand” , was the resulted in the deletion of 15 key J. Bruce Brackenridge the formidable task of un­ noninformed public with the first “non-network” man to hold lines in the program in question. I Robert M. Rosenberg dermining the old-boy network. notion that basic research is this powerful position in many could never have done such a Jules N. LaRocque With the political and military frivolous. In addition, those in­ years. What a blow to the net­ terrible deed, because I only leaders of the network dividuals who have been James Sweeney work! The Western Alliance, know how to play Star Trek and aggregated in the confines of the “fleeced” may lose funding for Colman and Brokaw, was now the Berlin Wall on the computer. Phi Delta Theta house I found I would also like to clear my worthwhile projects and have that living in the Beta house center of the campus’ political their reputations unfairly ruined. and military power. personal assistant, parliamen­ made my taks considerably Such a case actually occurred Under the leadership of my tarian, and Lt.-Colonel of the 1st C o r r e c t i o n easier because my power, Armored Division of the recently to a researcher in although increasing, was thought totalitarian regime Lawrence Michigan, who successfully According to LUCC President was beginning to run efficiently. I D.W.A.R.F. Patrol, John Doty, Kevin Fritsche, last week’s to be too distant to be whose involvement in alleged settled a suit against Proxmire threatening. This false sense of established a new LUCC position, out of court. LUCC article contained two Public Relations Officer, whose espionage activities has not been security was to prove fatal for Thus, Proxmire’s actions have mistakes. The Council approved main responsibility was to see proven. Remember here in an increase (from one to two) in “the network”. America you are innocent until attempted to undermine some of The following year I was ap­ that LUCC’s image was main­ the activities that Lawrence Viking Room committee tained, that is, that the Council proven guilty. Mr. Doty’s pointed assistant to the University supports in terms of members, not Viking Room continue to look like the character is as clean and up­ managers. Also, contrary to the President, commonly referred to its pursuit of academic ex­ powerless, inefficient body of old. standing as any politician’s in May 23 article, President Warch as Parlimentarian. Now, the cellence—scholarship, research, Hiding the truth was quite a big American today; his nickname, dominoes began to fall as I in­ and involvement in continual has not approved LUCC Judicial job, since at this point we had “ Luther the Lizard” may imply Board legislation. Warch has fluenced decision after decision that he is sly and forked-tongued, search for knowledge free of control over most of the until September 1 to make a final in my favor. LUCC’s new con­ but I assure you that this has no government harrassment. university budget and decision­ decision on this legislation. stitution, of which I had been significance. Proxmire’s presence at a time making. The administration was The Lawrentian regrets the directly involved in writing I had hoped that my stalling of when we are honoring our very cooperative after we errors. during the previous year, cen­ the completion of the new judicial graduates, therefore, is a source reminded them that they did not tralized and strengthened the system would have prevented it have tenure, and that fighting the powers of LUCC, and in par­ from being implimented while I C o m m e n t a r y United Federation of Allied ticular the powers of the was still here, however I was Western Forces was hopeless. president. This proved to be wrong. Even with all the power But with all such systems there greatly in my favor since I had and invluence I have I cannot South Korea and You are always those who probe and little trouble manipulating the escape the .. .J-BOARD! So, with by Brian Lewis Try and find the answer. So far question, the “political un­ network’s puppet president. this in mind, I humbly offer my No parting shot. None. Well, about three hundred students, desirables” . This element of the The university’s power base resignation as President of one. who wanted to hold the city and Lawrence community had to be had begun to shift away from the LUCC. You and I got hurt this week, sing songs about their lost eliminated for the security of the Quad and over to the other side of Respectfully submitted, guess where. In South Korea. “democracy” have been killed in system, the community, and even campus. Colman and Brokaw KEVIN FRITSCHE, Why? Good question. the streets by soldiers who can be the Downtown. decided to combine efforts and Ex-President of LUCC Of course, I blame the usual no-one other than their older people, you and I to begin with, brothers. “Democracy” has it and everyone else who says cost, always. Funny though, nothing about the growing businessmen and shopkeepers madness. What madness, you and just plain workers who joined Eulogy of Beach D ay ask? Hey, let’s talk. Facts, got the students were also done away some, terrible as they are, here with; I mean “learned their Dear Lawrence, ample to stage Beach Day. The year in early, we think they’ll be they are. The generals which we lesson.” Much to the dismay of Penn canceling them. We do however, Finance Committee later decided support with our tax money The generals are in firm Ritter, Beach Day is only a in all fairness think that they they would not allow this. This is support other generals in South control of Kwangju tonight. The pleasant memory. We are writing an encapsulated version of the should take the pictures of people Korea. They must have gotton soldiers are picking through the to inform everyone of the hassles we went through. laughing, covered head to toe sick of what can only be called rubble looking for bodies of atrocities committed against it. with mud out of the admissions We were very disappointed the most meager “democracy” “traitors” . Some of the sur­ To begin with, lack of funding with the run-around we were pamphlets. in the entire West. Now a military vivors still want their was a problem. Traditional given trying to plan a simple, fun With Regret, dictatorship sounds better, now it “ dem ocracy” to be run by sources of funding (Tom Lonn- event. Even after all these GINNY MERRIFIELD gets put in place. Open your someone other than a uniformed quist, Bruce Colwell, LUCC) problems and finding the money MIKEKORTENHOF mouth—only once. What do you someone. They are in the hills refused us money, although needed, it seems sad that we still P.S. We especially appreciated hear? Martial law is all well and discovering the cost of LUCC did give us $15 for couldn’t have Beach Day. Be sure Harold Ginke’s support. good, unless you happen to be brotherhood, and all the rest of publicity. When we talked to Dan to get your petitions for fun next Taylor he left us with the im ­ here. There is just something the citizens are doubtlessly pression that he would pay for the about a standing army, which picking sides for the arguments— sand but not the demon beer and exists for use in case of invasion, but first come the funerals. Life other refreshments. We even C atch her on the roof turning on the very people it has goes on? Sure it does—only not agreed to compromise our been hired and trained to protect. for a bunch of folks who had the principles and charge for beer to Dear Editor: “Boy, I ’d like to take the pants off Kent State you say? Right. sanity (or in-) to say “NO” to the help recoup losses as he wanted. I don’t normally stay up that that guy!” Then I hear later that Nothing is impossible, anywhere. guys wearing the green shirts We then secured donations for late. Really I don’t. Anyway, it the perpetrator of the whole thing So, at the bottom of Korea, so to and pants we bought and paid for. beer. The Pi P h i’s, D .G .’s, was Zoo Day at Ormsby and I was a girl named Cynthia speak, is this province of People on the streets weren’t Theta’s, Phi Delt’s, Panhel, and thought I ’d “blow it off” for a Schramm, who also lives in Kwangju. It seems that many of given a discount. You and I were Gay Awarness generously while. No big deal. Just a few Kohler. Someone told me once the townspeople there in the city there, we are students too, contributed. beers to relieve the tension. I was that she didn’t like Phi Delts of Kwangju proper had this idea learning about the real world of At this point we thought Beach walking back to Kohler around because they’re too rowdy. about the military not having the history and common sense and Day was all set. However we 1:00 a.m. . and all of a sudden Really. I ’m not kidding. I can’t right to impose martial law and mercy. We may not have known were soon to find out that we were people on the Phi Delt balcony understand that, because, like I curfew and all that goes with we were there, but we were. We to face many problems. Dean started yelling and all. I ’m not said before, the Phi Delts are incidents of military control, in a got a real eye-opener. Course, Taylor would not give us money. kidding. A lot of screaming and really a bunch of great guys. Real country where “democracy” was ABC and CBS only put the story Tom Lonnquist had been very shouting and all. Normally, you studious and all. Anyway, this learned from the gallant in at the end of their broadcasts. helpful in the planning stages by wouldn’t associate the Phi Delts girl named Cynthia Schramm, if Americans who came to drive off It’s not really news here. Our setting a date as well as ap­ with verbal abuse, because I remember correctly, wrote a the invaders from the north, and generals are there to protect our proving the site for Beach Day. they’re so docile, empathetic, letter to the editor herself one then never left. Well, at first allies, to stand behind our friends Unfortunately, we were to find and understanding. They’re real time about the way Phi Delts there were only fights in the in the South Korean general staff, out that he later approved the use concerned with their studies, too, conducted themselves in an streets between soldiers and and have not asked for any in­ of the sound equipment for you know. Real bookworms. I ’m improper fashion one night. It students. Students are, as we all crease in power vis a vis our another event on the same day not kidding. But to get back to must have been a real long time know, notorious for being against students and civilians and and that he did not have the what I was saying, there was a ago, though, because here she military revolutions. It seems shopkeepers, etc. . . They don’t authority to approve the site in bunch of wild yelling going on. I was yelling obscenities and that sometimes it causes them to have to now, anyway. While they the first place. With this news we soon realized that the people who throwing water balloons and all. I be shot in the streets in lieu of do their own job of rebuilding, the thought Beach Day was dead. were doing all the yelling were tell you, boy, I ’ll be glas as hell studying history, which is a long TV ads get plenty of young Next we found out that the girls, and that they were yelling when I get out of this place. Then list of students getting taught that students to join up and serve, conflicting event had been at me. Then they started I won’t have to put up with telling the military they have no even go to Korea and serve. Why canceled and that if we could get throwing water balloons at me, phonies who say one thing one right to run the country out­ shouldn’t they? funding we could still have Beach and I really flipped out! Can you day and another the next. right...It looks bad for Yes. You and I were there this Day. Gay Awareness, The Dance imagine that? Girls! That kills Things get wierder every year. businessmen to support things week in Kwangju. We got a real Co., and Women’s Rugby all me. Sincerely, like that. We do have the multi­ eye-opener. I wonder about offered to donate unused LUCC They were yelling things like, HOLDEN CAULFIELD nationals, but what do they have everyone else, though. How about funds which would have been (•lias Andy Hazucha) to do with this? Good question: you? You? Are you there? Page 4 The Lawrentian May 30.1980

LU C C com m ittees Tentative LUCC Finance Committee Analytic Studies: B udget A llocations 1980-81 N ew s in B riefs John Stoner 198U-B1 1980-81 1979 80 Jeff Wisser Request Allocation Allocation by C. Butler and B. Lewis Academic Planning: LUCC Committees: From UPI, NPR, ABC, CBS Sue Shephard General Fund $3000.00 $4265.00 $3000.00 Wow man, Mt. St. Helens blew it again. Ash rain is Pat Smitley Honoraria 450.00 450.00 450.00 definitely not good to breathe. Its all glass. But that doesn’t Administration: Leadership & Information 700.00 0.00 ---- really matter because I heard today that 675,000 people applied John Duffy Office Funds 450.00 450.00 450.00 for unemployment last week, and that’s up from 616,000 last Hunter Colby 675.00 675.00 Admissions and Public Salaries 675.00 week. Secretary of Treasury Miller said that we’ve already seen Experimental Project Grants 800.00 650.00 the worst of it, but man...most of the unemployed are the basic Relations: Jane Berliss LU Organizations: industries, I ’m really getting worried. When they stop spending 2886.00 John Heilshorn ’Ariel2004.00 1000.00 their pay, everyone else stops getting paid. Honorary Degrees: Lawrentian 7673.00 6673.00 5200.00 It seems the media is always harping on the Cuban issue, -opening- Tropos Revue 617.00 550.00 450.00 makes it look as though Cuba is another communist regime Honors: 2Ethnic Awareness 790.00 585.00 475.00 crumbling. The percentage of the population that has left is Connie Skowronski 3Gay Awareness 985.00 0.00 985.00 really relatively small. Many who left are political in­ Instruction: Downer Feminist Council 2445.00 1065.00 2000.00 compatibles, there have been riots already, at Ft. Chaffee Ark. Hunter Colby Eta Sigma Phi 230.00 110.00 80.00 where they are being stored. While the president opens his arms Jack Erkilla Goliard Consort 325.00 325.00 350.00 in accepting the refugees themselves, he’s impounding the Marvin Nett Kibbutzniks 2500 25.00 ---- fishing boats that have been making the trip. Fidel gets rid of his Kathy Ochalek Lantern 850.00 700.00 850.00 fools, and we get stuck with election year politics! Besides, judicial Hoard: Lawrence International 100.00 75.00 275.00 those people were just making money, why not? They should be -opening- Lawrence Newman 100.00 75.00 50.00 let back to their fishing now, why not? Oh well. Public Occasions: Outing Room 1286.00 1156.00 ---- Hey man, there’s been another bloodbath in Korea, did ya’ Carolyn Louis Psychology Club 115.00 15.00 ---- hear? The military took over the country and put everyone Dawn Pubanz Women’s Rugby 500.00 479.00 ---- Anne Speersehneider under martial law. People down south in Kwangju said “no.” Sailing Club 95.00 95.00 ---- Student Advocate: Women's Soccer 85.00 85.00 ---- Latest count was army, 300 points, with only light casualties -opening- themselves. But they’re our friends, that’s why we give their Ski Team 440.00 0.00 ---- YVI.FM Board of Control: Theatre Company 1550.00 0.00 ---- army the guns. Along the same vein, so to speak, the South -opening- African government is having trouble with its students of mixed LU Program Council: Prograni Council: Art Association 610.00 390.00 heritage, is shooting them right now and the blacks, who out­ Karen Lutz-Executive Coor­ 130.00 Coffeehouse 1975.00 1225.00 number the white minority by plenty, who haven’t been getting 750.00 dinator Multicultural Affairs 1370.00 470.00 the best listen-to in recent years, or in any years, are out from in Robin Revis-University Events 900.00 Performing Arts Council 3248.00 3148.00 front of the sights for right now. The people of mixed heritage Coordinator 2835.00 Recreation 500.00 500.00 want educational and housing rights equal to their white Craig Knopp-Recreation 160.00 Special Events Committee 4892.00 3170.00 5365.00 overlords. So far neither side is happy with questions or with Coordinator University Events 3550.00 1815.00 1675.00 answers. Viking Room 2400.00 550.00 500.00 Well, the nominations are just about over. Reagan is over University committees Film Series 0.00 0.00 0.00 the top, and Carter is close, with Teddy promising to give the Alcohol and Drug Education: TOTAL $45917.00 $32000.00 president a tough floor fight at the convention the democrats are Ann Rich 1 — With a debt of $883 00. their balance is $1121 00 bound to have soon. Bush hit the trail this week. Maybe he wants Wendy Weekly 2 — With a debt of $100 00. their balance is $485 00 3 — With a carryover of $107 00. their balance is $107 00 to be vice- for Ronnie. Who knows? ABC said on Wednesday last Erich Heinrich that over half the people they asked said they weren’t happy Experimental Project Grants: about either candidate, or about Mr. Anderson either. Wonder Nancy Bossert LUCC to Act on Budgets M onday who it’ll be in 1984. Wes Moskal On Monday, at the final Lawrence University Community Council Iran has an Islamic parliament. They’ve wanted that. Our Eric Simonson meeting of the year, the LUCC is slated to take action on the budget people are there 209 days today. All the Iranians want is an Housing: allocations recommended by its Finance Committee. The meeting begins ) 15 apology. They just don’t understand the U.S. in one of its elec­ Beth Austin at Riverview Lounge. Jim Cornelius Reproduced on this page is a list of the budgets recommended by the tion years; I ’ll bet we get the diplomats and whoever back after Finance Committee. .Jennifer Abraham. Committee Chairman, stressed that the election, you’ll see. No sense going to war, or at least the Craig Estill Julie Folz the proposals were tentative', they could be revised or completely disregarded president no longer even discusses the subject now that he is by the LUCC in its meeting on Monday. Marvin Nett campaigning day and night. He sure looked good on that huge Members of the Finance Committee are Ms. Abraham. Scott Umpert, Susan Shephard Terry Smith, Kurt Wittenberg, Barb Hailey. Robin Revis, Associate aircraft carrier, didn’t he? Leadership and Information: Professor of French (lervais Reed, and Chemistry Professor Robert Rosen­ Last newspaper of the school year, huh? Well. Good news. Alyson Hu berg. No, not the last paper of the year being the good news, I don’t -opening- think. Time to think about the news these last few months, that’s Polling and Elections: the first thing the summer will mean to me. I sure hope to see Dawn Pubanz you in the fall. Craig Roberts Multicultural Affairs: Kathy Doyle Mary McGuire Honors vets reflect Four nam ed to endowed professorships Laurie Wardell Publications Board: by Judy Ingersoll writing an honors project; the joined the Milwaukee-Downer Four professors were named to Paul Aiken For those contemplating cameraderie among seniors endowed professorships by faculty in 1956, came to Lawrence Alyson Hu writing an honors project next working on projects really helped President Warch at the Honors in 1964 after the merger, and Special Events (S.E.C.): year, talking to this y e a r’s — people were very supportive. Convocation last Thursday. became a full professor in 1970. Emily Hawkes veterans is an invaluable ex­ Other seniors completing Warch noted that the Lawrence University has Elli Kerlow perience. projects include Tom Reece, professorships had been approximately 30 endowed Lizz Read Biology major Amy Lind Mike Troy, and Paul Heiring, “established by friends and chairs. The oldest was Carolyn Schumacher Sage quad-mates from Mun- benefactors to commemorate established in 1864, and the most Ann Whereat decided to study the effects of individuals of distinction who recent—the Raymond H. Herzog Jeff Wisser hormones with the help of her deline, I.L. This trio was have served Lawrence and Chair in Science—was Trustee-Student Affairs: advisor, Mike LaMarca, on frog celebrating the last oral defense Downer colleges over the past established earlier this year with Beth Austin eggs during miotic maturation in of the group Tuesday night, and century.” Downer was a a $500,000 gift from the 3M Dave Blowers order to better the regulation of they agreed to share their Dave Eddy reference to Milwaukee-Downer Foundation in honor of 3M’s ovulation in amphibians. thoughts about the experience Viking Room: College, which merged with chairman, a 1938 graduate of During the summer Amy read During the summer, psych Marvin Nett Lawrence. all the material she could find on major Mike Troy interviewed out Lawrence in 1964. Bryan Torcivia Named to the Evangeline H. her subject, and in the fall she patients at St. Elizabeth Hospital Bergstrom Chair in Fine Arts started her experiments. Using a to measure the level of ‘con- was Clyde Duncan, professor of unique technique, the hormone summer satisfaction.” With the music. Duncan joined the Honors Day Elite was injected into the eggs and the support of the hospital, and the Lawrence faculty in 1947 and was The Campus Life Award, to a senior, In recognition of leadership effect of the hormone was ob­ Appleton community, he found promoted to professor in 1964. and service in extracurricular activities—James Richard Van served. Each experiment took 72 that most patients responded Bertrand A. Goldgar, Bochove, class of 1980, Kalamazoo, Michigan. hours to complete and was positively to his questions; the professor of English, was ap­ The Otho Pearre Fairfield Prize Scholarship, to a junior conducted once every three days hospital was so pleased with the pointed to the John N. Bergstrom showing great promise of distinguished service in the promotion which meant 8-16 hours of lab results, that the interviews have Chair in Humanities. Goldgar of human progress—James Murray Cornelius, class of 1981 work per day. become a permanent part of the came to Lawrence in 1957 and Minneapolis, Minnesota. Amy's dedication was discharging proceduree. Mike became a full professor in 1971. The Judith Anne Gustafson Memorial Award, to an outstanding rewarded with exciting con­ was pleased with his results, as The Bergstrom Chair in Fine sophomore woman who best exemplifies qualities of scholar­ clusive evidence that supported was his roommate, Paul Heiring Arts was established in memory ship, high moral character, integrity, and loyalty to school and her thesis. These significant Because he worked on his project of Evangeline H. (Mrs. John N.) friends—Ane Jean Lintvedt, class of 1982, Grosse Pointe Park results contradict the assump­ all summer, Paul figured he Bergstrom from her bequest to Michigan. tions researchers have made would be finished early, at least a the university. The John N. The John H. Scidmore Memorial Award, presented to the senior about the effect of the hormone few days before the deadline And Bergstrom Chair in Humanities man who, in the eyes of his classmates, best exemplifies the on ovulation. Receiving honors even though he didn’t finish was established earlier with a following characteristics: academic diligence, service to groups for her work was a highlight of early, he feels that it was a viable gift from Mrs. Bergstrom in with which he has been associated, and genuine interest in and her college career. experience. He is proud to say memory of her husband, a loyalty to classmates—Kurt Edward Amend, class of 1980 Encouraged by M ojm ir that he is a member of one of the Cedar Falls, Iowa. ’ trustee of Lawrence from 1932 Povolny in the government twelve smartest quads on until his death in 1951 and a son of The Warren Hurst Stevens Prize Scholarship to a junior man department, Susan Wyandt campus. D.W. Bergstrom, founder of the distinguished for his scholarship and useful activity in studied the Communist party in Doing an honors project gave paper company. university affairs-David Donald Maxfield, class of 1981 Italy from 1973-80. Susan became Tom Reece the confidence Sycamore, Illinois. ’ Ben R. Schneider, Jr., inters ted in her topic while promised in the literature: after professor of English, was ap­ The Alexander Wiley Prize, to that undergraduate, preferably a traveling in Italy during her term surviving a two hour and fift^ne pointed to the Mary Mortimer nHnciol^l tnH8 a y*ar8 m°St demonstrated a at the London center. The project minute oral defense before his principled Independence of thought, moral courage and Chair in Liberal Studies. This was an academic challenge; committee, he was heard '! chair was named in honor of the Ly Oak pITIZT 8 cause—Lawrence S a p ti after reading all the material exclaim, "Everybody ,hou^ first principal of Milwaukee was an idiot, but I proved the College, a forerunner of The Henry Merritt Wriston Scholarship Award establUhpH »?,"SJale? Int0 En.«lish’ Rreat satisfaction in doing wrong.” Hugh McLean, ' Milwaukee-Downer College. 1.75 to honor .he e.ghth PrM ldem „? U w re„c' u Z r^l t l complete research. In addition, fourth member of the quad, an< < Schneider joined the Lawrence awarded to those students whose academic e x H l I . Sue was able to utilize her basic faculty in 1955 and was promoted recipient of honors in c0^® computer skills by typing the to full professor in 1970. himself, remarked, “I y° . , work herself. The compute? The Charles S. Farrar-Laura wondering what makes us . Norcross Marrs Chair in Fine sxrDavid uoyd rr ising the w°rk m u ch Well, I’U tell you - Arts was conferred upon Arthur Trail’.” (Look in the comi wntmgwHHnc and 'S'16 typing, ^ l0n* Susan h0UrS°f en­ Thrall, professor of art. Thrall section of the paper for the courages others to consider swer to that.) May 30, 1980 The Lawrentian Page 5 followed by Bernhard Asher form Haydn’s “Concerto for performing the Creston “Con­ Violoncello and Orchestra in D The(ÜonnotatîonH Lawrence University Jazz certino for Marimba and Or­ Major” followed by an original viola, presenting “ Two Old Ensemble will be presenting its chestra, Op. 21” . Christine composition by Michael Minnick French Dances” by M aria final performance of the year Gallaway, piano, will then entitled “Dragons”. Bruce Marais assisted by John Kuehle, tonight at 8 p.m. in the Memorial present Mozart’s “Concerto for Wermuth, piccolo trumpet, will harpsichord, followed by Julie Chapel. Featured will be the Piano and Orchestra in C then present L. Mozart’s Schneider, oboe, George Rior- graduating seniors, John Haack, Major” . Closing the first half will “Concerto for Trumpet and dan, harpsichord, and Trilla Ray, Rick Baugniet, Mike Minnick, be Nielsen’s “Concerto for Flute Orchestra in D Major” . Pianist cello, performing Telemann’s and Bruce Wermuth, along with and Orchestra” performed by Laura Zientek will close the "Sonata in c minor” . guest composer-pianist John flutist Janice Rosenthal followed performance with the The second student recital of Harmon. Two works of his will be by Doug Segal, tenor saxophone, Khachaturian “Concerto for the week will take place at the performed. “ Home From the and the Lawrence Studio Or­ Piano and Orchestra”. The regular time, Tuesday morning Hill” , a solo piano piece, will be chestra presenting Chick Corea’s concert, like all others this week, at 11:20 a.m. in Harper Hall presented by John along with “Times Lie” , arranged by Ray will be free of charge and the Bruce Wermuth, trumpet, Tom “Times Remembered” per­ Wright. After a brief intermission public is welcome to attend! Vincent, trombone, and Peter BRIAN BOWMAN formed by the LUJE. Other cellist Sara Matthews will per­ Olsen, horn, will present works to be featured will include nesday night. Mike Minnick’s Poulenc’s “Sonata for Horn, “Groove Merchant” by Thad “ Mutant Strains” will be per­ Trumpet, and Trombone” Record Review Jones, “St. Louis Blues” formed by Rick Baugneit, followed by soprano Nancy arranged by Bob Brookmeyer, trum pet, followed by Ken Elliott performing three songs by Clapton: Just one night and an arrangement of “ Darn Muschenheim’s “Three Portraits Samuel Barber assisted by That Dream” by our own Ken for Piano” played by Barb Lee. by Jeff Wisser pianist Gigi Plautz. Chopin’s “Early in the Morning,” Muschenheim (LU ’83). Ad­ “ Illumination” by Vicki Briggs, There’s a new Eric Clapton “ Ballade, No. 3, A-flat Major” “Rambling on My Mind,” “Have mission is free and everyone is performed by Terri Sundberg, album on record store shelves will then be presented by Ann flute, and Ms. Briggs, piano will these days. And it’s a very good You Ever Loved a Woman,” and welcome! Otis Rush’s “Double Trouble.” M ishler, piano, followed by be followed by Joe Brachmann, L.P. Just One Night, a two-record Sunday evening will be the final Comprising the collection of violinist Frank Babbitt and tenor, Joel Eckhardt, baritone, live set recorded last December performance of the Lawrence pianist Susan Woodard per­ at Tokyo’s Budokan, represents a Clapton standards here are University Wind Ensemble, and Ann Mishler, piano, forming the Brahms “Sonata in D departure for Clapton from the “Further On Up the Road,” conducted by Robert Levy. Of presenting Terry Brown’s “After Midnight” and “Blues minor. Op. 108“. The Lawrence “Portrait of Peter” . Vic Han- glossy over-production of his special interest will be the guest Slowhand and Backless efforts, Power.” University Brass Quintet (John devidt, piano, will then perform soloist, Brian Bowman, Carlson and Lori Steiber, and a return, in part, to the The instrumentation here is Tom Nedwek’s “a une bonne also a plus. Clapton’s guitar wails euphonium soloist with the trumpets, Beth Halloin, horn, powerful blues with which the United States Air Force Band. He amie” preceeded by “The Ring British guitarist made a name for as it hasn’t done on vinyl since Bob Braun, trombone, and Dave (J.R.R. Tolkien)” composed by 1976’s live, E.C. Was Here. His will perform Gordon Jacob’s Brightsman, tube.) will perform himself. The key here, in adding “Fantasia” and Simone Jeanine Kieckhafer. “Suite for to Clapton’s generally wise playing is so fine here, in fact, “Die Bankelsangerlieder” by that even his top forty AM radio Mantia’s arrangement of Pic- Piano” by Ken Stevenson will be selection of tunes, is the clean Speer, “Four Moods for Brass material is, well . . . adequate. chi’s “Fantasia Originale”. Also presented by Marty Butorac and live sound. Jon Astley, the disc’s Q uintet” by Arthur Harris, What’s more, you can actually featured that evening will be closing the first part of the producer, has endowed Clapton “Elegy” by William Mayer, and Composer’s Recital will be Terry and band with a clear, gritty hear the keyboards of Chris Stravinsky’s “Octet for Winds” , Pezel’s “Sonata No. 22” . Closing Stainton on the renderings here of “Morgenmusik” by Paul Hin­ Burk’s “Praise the Lord” . sound; a marked contrast to Glyn the final student recital of the Johns’ muddy, muddled “Tulsa Time” and Dylan’s “If I demith, and John Barnes The second installment will year will be Bruce Wermuth and take place Thursday night at 8:30 production of Slowhand and Don’t be There by Morning,” it Chance’s “Incantation and sounds great. Albert Lee, too, Bob Levy, trumpets, performing p.m. again in Harper Hall. It will Backless. Dance” . The concert begins at 8 Robert Nagel’s “Four Studies for As for the material here, with chips in some fine licks on guitar p.m. in the Chapel. Again, ad­ begin with “ Sketch” by Steve and organ. Two Trumpets”. Thomas performed by pianist the exception of “Lay Down mission is FR EE and the public Ann Fraioli will present her Sally,” “Wonderful Tonight,” All in all, while Just One Night is invited! Mary Manuel followed by Kathy does not contain the pure fine senior flute recital Monday Sellin, flute, and Laura Lin- and “Cocaine,” those over­ There will be two student played favorites of the post- power and finesse of earlier evening at 8 p.m. in Harper Hall, demuth, piano, performing recitals this week with the first pubescent set, Clapton has ventures with Derek and the along with the Brahms Horn Trio. “Shangri-La” by Diane Kawc- being Monday evening at 6:30 stacked the deck with a mix of Dominoes, Blind Faith, and She will open with the Bach zynski. Marty Butorac will pm . in Harper Hall. Andrew soulful blues and other classics. Cream, it does rate as one of “Sonata in E-flat Major” present his own work on piano Clapton’s best works in years. Imbrie’s “Three Sketches for Among the blues gems are followed by “ Indian Bamboo entitled “Transcendency’’ Trombone and Piano” will open Flute-Rag yaman” assisted by preceeded by Lizette Lewis the program performed by Rohit Chandavarkar, Tabla. performing Ken Muschenheim’s trombonist Bob Braun. and After a brief intermission, Ms. “ Abstract for Clarinet” . Chris Static D istruption Connie Trok, piano, followed by Fraioli will perform Faure’s Been will assist Kristine Reuter by Cadby Jamaica flutist Ellen Sayles presenting “Fantasia” . She will be assisted The lyrics of their songs, Peterson, mezzo-soprano, on his “It’s what’s happening!” written by Craig, Kire, and Gary, “Sonata for Flute” by Martinu by Barb Lee, piano. Closing the composition “from Dickinson comments Ken Muchenheim, a assisted by Connie Grabow, are “ based on a freer form of recital will be the Brahms Horn Songs” followed by Tim guitarist of the Static Disruptors expression” attem pting to piano. Next on the recital will be Trio (Peter Olsen, horn, Margo Bruneau’s “Song of the Night band about the modern musical convey a social awareness, Lizette Lewis, clarinet, Jameelah Hoecherl, violin, and Roy Un­ (Kahlil Gibran)”. Pianist Marty trend of New Wave, (the modern (message) For example, the song McCathern, viola, and Tina derhill, piano) performing the Butorac will then present Kerry musical New Wave trend) The ‘Expecting Respect’ is a satire of Biese, piano, performing Bruch’s Brahms “Trio in E-flat Major, Thompson’s “Decisions and Static Disruptors are composed the pretentious rituals which are of Ken and four other members: “Nocturne VI for Clarinet, Viola, Op. 40” . Revisions” . Closing the final carried out by a couple on a date and Piano” followed by Steve The composition students of Craig Rosen, vocals, Doug Segal, when their actual intention is sex. portion of composition recital will synthesizer and saxophone, Gary Edmund presenting three pieces Mr. Steven Stucky will be In the song ‘Dead Air, White be Susan Leitzke, flute, per­ DeMichelle, percussion, and Kire from Debussy’s “ Images, Book presenting their works in two Noise’ the Disruptors’ comment forming Mr. Butorac’s “Flute- Shoen, bass guitar; together they I” . Solo flutist Kathy Reed will segments of the Lawrence Piece No. 1” followed by Terry on student’s study habits in an Composers Recital. The first are LU’s response to New Wave. then perform “ Soliloquy III” by Burk’s “It Is A Beauteous “Our music has a blatantly undergraduate institution which installment will begin at 8:30 Roger Bourland. Closing this Evening (William Word­ danceable beat.” Having been President Warch referred to as recital will be Kate Stephens, p.m. in Harper Hall on Wed- sworth)” . Both segments will be influenced by bopping 50’s music, the “grind it out and blow it off” open to the public and admission heavy Jamaican reggae, English syndrome in the line “study real Movie Review is once again free. punk rock, and the 70’s rock and hard but never think.” Capping this year’s concert roll, it envelopes a variation of In response to the question of Friday the 13th — unoriginal series will be the 1980 Com­ unlimited rhythmic sounds New Wave music’s potential and emanating chiefly from the bass popularity Craig commented that by Andy McNeill and mencement Concert performed very entertaining or even by the Lawrence University and drums. According to Kire, “It “It’s a fad that’s not a fad.” Ac­ Karl Albrecht diverting. The inane dialogue is Symphony Orchestra featuring is a music that came out of the cording to the group, New Wave A: In recent weeks we’ve delivered by a group of un- late 1970’s that did away with the soloists from the class of 1980. heightens social awareness, and reviewed nothing but quality talented amateurs and the artsy pretentions of the because of its unlimited and Margo Hoecherl, violin, will films forcing a strained screenplay overflow with the prevailing rock music of the unrestricted nature, will not begin the finale performance monotony in our vocabulary of most basic cliches and times stressing simplistic rhyth­ merely be another ‘youth trend!’ adjectives. This week the with Mozart’s “Concerto for stereotypes of the cheap horror mic qualities and intelligent “ Modern music is a static dynamic duo of the cinema set flick genre. Violin and Orchestra in G Major’’ lyrics.” disruption!” decided to take a dive by A: I don’t know about that, Karl. reviewing a less prestigious I found it interesting. It was film and so we bring you rather fun trying to remember Friday the 13th. just how many other films The essentials of non-sexist language K: “Less prestigious” is putting begin with a shot of a full moon accompanying oppression of it mildly. As a “ B” movie it by Jill Swenson of ‘vir’ or the species of ‘homo and clouds and featured a women. sapiens’. When the masculine barely ranks a D + . Many well-educated and well- bonnie young lass running Many tactics have been used to terminology is employed as the A: Yes, but first things first. It’s through the woods trying to intentioned people believe the issue of ‘he-she, man-woman’ is avoid confronting this language generic it affects every woman. hard to make a prestigious film escape the evil clutches of issue. One such device is devoid of plot. However, I’ll insignificant. Since time im­ Thus, it is indicative of the deep some dark fiend or featured triviliazation. What difference give a summary of the . . . memorial, language has been rooted social disease-sexism. hand-held cameras probing does it make if you use ‘s he’ or events in the film: All the under the control of men. (No, I Another technique used to deny into dark corners or any of the ‘he’ if you know what it means? A action takes place at Camp myriad of techniques lifted do not mean humans, rather the the importance of this issue is whole lot of difference. Since the Crystal Lake, a camp for the from Hitchcock and his masculine gender of the species particularization. Some may usage of ‘he’ or ‘m an’ is never kiddies. The camp had been predecessors. homo sapiens). Adam is recorded claim, oh, that’s a “historical” forced to close in the early K: No, Andy, originality is not as naming animals and woman. explicitly defined as reference to problem. As if this patriarchal ‘homo sapiens’ of the ‘vir of the 1960’s due to a series of un­ Friday the 13th’s strong point. Women have been denied the language does not exist in the species, it adds to the confusion in fortunate “accidents.” A crew Nor is anything else. Aside power to name themselves, the present records of history! the minds of many. There is no of eight lively teenagers is from a couple of effective but world, a God. For those who Scholars often assume the attempting to prepare the brief shock scenes, the film confusion for any one man, since doubt this fact, recall those few cont. on page 6 camp for its reopening and does little but amuse the viewer women who wish not to follow the he fits into either the subcategory writing off warnings from the by its ineptitude. tradition of being re-named by good townspeople as mere A: (The only scenes that the husband at marriage. They superstition. Seventy minutes achieved shock value were the are actually retaining the name Complete and several gallons of artificial murders not preceded by the of their father. Women are blood later seven of the eight soundman playing little games HEID Music Center defined in male terms. Some counselors are dead, leaving with his reverb machine.) one Polly Purebread to duel it K: You look inspired, Andy. Are well-intentioned souls have even m usical instrum ents of all kinds out with the psycho killer. The you about to wax poetic over felt it a compliment to tell a Special Attention Given Student Musicians film concluded with the this sorry film? woman that she thinks just like a Rentals—New and Used Pianos—Organs—Band —Band and thrilling, chilling, blood- A: This is a move so sad man. Those who stoop to nit­ Orchestra Instruments- Schulmerich Chimes and Bells spilling vanquishing of the mad Its plot is incredibly bad picking about the necessity for ¡wessons by Pr yfessional Instructors murderer and a twist of events With blood-letting gore using a ‘standard’ (read:male) Conn Organs — Steinway Pianos straight out of Carrie. And nothing much more form for form’s sake may ac­ Serving the Entire Fox Valley K: Now Andy, the reader might At a price of $3 50, you’re had. tually be desiring to ignore the 308 E College Ave , Appleton ask what happens between the K: I guess art only equals the insight that as such it serves to 734 1969, 734 3573 beginning and the end. Well, quality of its inspiration. perpetuate male power, and the not much — at least not much Page 6 The I awrentian May 30, 1980 Ellen, Hank & Annie—Let's start ’ T opher B u 11 er w i n s k i i , planning our first party now, Kierkegaard. —Religion 42 okay?! —J.A.M. The Dyke Brigade advocates Trink and Stephanie—Good luck Gay and Lesbian Pride. with your show! I 'm sure it will be great. —J.A.M. The Man with the CHILD in his eyes—What are we going to do Fall X-Country Team Rich Agness is next year’s Bee—Thanks for the daisies. Pesty—Meet me at Jim's in 5 without your scintillating per­ Organizational meeting for the They're pretty and springy like Dean of Campus Life, Mike Hittle minutes. Bring the sandwiches, sonals next year? They were 1980 fall X-Country team. Anyone is next year’s Dean of the you. Thanks also for being my friend and roomie. It's been a great okay? —Mort becoming so Indiring...love and interested should attend—3:00, University Faculty, and Gayle year! —A humble apologies aja Monday, June 2, Riverview Hardt has been officially reap­ Hey Mort—Let's camp here! Lounge. If you cannot attend con­ pointed as Career Center To the Lawrence community—I Mes Petits Cocos—Comment tact: Blaze, ext. 361, or Torch, ext. Hey Pesty—Where’s the san- Director . . . have got my leave. Bid me farewell, vous me manquez! Vous ne 636. dwishes? Let’s go march—Joyce is But who will the Assistant Dean my brothers! 1 bow to you all and m’ecrivez jamais—revenez, je vous Bjorklunden Rentals here to stay!!! for Campus Life be? take my departure. promis que vous pouvez jouer vos A limited number of oppor­ “We haven’t decided yet,” Here I give back the keys of my fancy American hairdryers tant tunities to rent either the lodge or Dear Swell—M. the M. has rocks door—and I give up all claims to que vous voulez...get well soon, the studio at Bjorklunden now lame duck Campus Life Dean in his head!!! Love, J.A.M. my house. I only ask for last kind Gilda & Babs. — Votre chere exist. They may be reserved by Dan Taylor told The Lawrentian words from you. Cumulative End of Year Grandmere Rouge calling Joe Hopfensperger at (414) Wednesday. Taylor, Agness, We were neighbours for long, but Maturity Rating: Blaz 10 (SMW), 839-2216. Hardt and Associate Dean for I received more than I could give. Jamin 1; (guaranteed to graduate), Good riddance—Anita her like a June 1-June 7—Lodge & Studio Campus Activities Tom Lon- Now’ the day has dawned and the Sara 10 (a 4 with a six pack), Tod 10 hole in the head. And you know June 15-June 21 —Lodge & Studio nquist are still considering a lamp that lit my dark corner is out. (too nice a guy), Henry 10 (I know, what she can do with her orange July 6-July 12—Studio only number of candidates for the A summons has come and I am thats pushing it...no longer Delt juice. IF you know what I mean... Aug. 31-Sept. 6—Lodge & Studio administrative post. ready for my journey. Brokaw president, still working on a trip to —Bob Green Sept. 7-Sept. 13—Lodge only The new Assistant Dean for Geological Society, Senior Chapter Oshgosh), Melinda 10 (still The base rent for the lodge for Campus Life will take over many Amanda’s Universal Advice for waiting), Priscilla 10 (too good to be the week is $350, for the studio Paranoics—“About those men who of the tasks now performed by Wet Rag—you will never guess, true), Adam 10 (suprize...Happy $225. $10 per week is charged for are following you around and wat­ Associate Dean for Residential you will just have to ask. summer everybody! Love, ME) each member of the party beyond Life Bruce Colwell, who is ching your house at night: don’t be two. leaving Lawrence. Last reminder—ARIEL orders Thanks Dan T. for canning Beach alarmed. Try to think of them as Putney Reading & Study Skills Taylor said that when the new must be paid: by June 1 Monday, Day. Now we can have a Latin talent scouts from Hollywood.” Course Offered Dean has been chosen, he expects 4:00 pm, $11.00; after $13.00. Or­ Symposium, no beer of course! The Putney Reading and Study that the lucky appointee will be ders still being received on a —K.N. Breunig: Rice Lake gets high on your beer. A resident expert on Skills Course will be offered again announced to the students waiting list basis. winter term of next year at the Smitty—Don’t you do Zest com­ alcoholism at L.U. doesn’t like your through a special mailing. “Third floor Uneducated Liberal Mursell Education Center. The mercials? —a talent scout wicked liquid, but what does he Resignations Arts Freshman”’—Reveal Your­ know...he's going to Madison next course calls for five hours per week Mr. John Chance will leave our for four weeks, and classes are on a self!! —Preppie Becky—Drool much? year!!! Forget him if he can't take a department of anthropology to P.S. Thanks for the clothes. flexible schedule. Work is designed —Phinneaus P. joke!!! Not me baby. I'm too become chairman of the not only to increase reading speed precious!!! Leinie's Bock und C.S.C.—Someone said you looked Susy—Where have all the and comprehension, but to help the department of anthropology at Schafkopf forever!!! like a wet rag on Wednesday. Wipe flapinkies gone? —Gin student develop a variety of speeds the University of Denver. Miss Karen Clarke has me up. cont. from page 5 and reading techniques suited to Throw up—We still have a mud resigned to take a position at problem can be eliminated by different sorts of material. Note- Rik W, It been goood time this date because of our past Tuesday Florida State University. taking, reviewing and here year, tank your much for mishaps. Long live Gamma Sigma analyzing it in it’s pseudo­ Mr. Steven A. Douglass has organizational skills are also em­ xtremely very high libral arts Pi! -Puke components. For example, the phasized. Tuition is $110, scholar­ resigned from the department of edumacation at this here classye generic term of man is ships are available, and those who mathematics. joynt. Even tho I dont got no job Tolouse—We did it despite at­ linguistically of the same origin took the course last term may Mr. William. T. Markham has yet Im sure too be amen of extin­ tempts to foil us! (right Lora? as ‘m an’ in German. This does enroll again free of charge. resigned and accepted a position ction. —Fifth floor Wakorb Schultz? smwqfzt!) Can I help not solve the dominance of men, 62 students took the Putney in the department of sociology at "tell” on Molly? —Gin it describes it. course last term. Lynn de Velter the University of North Carolina JD M (I forgot where the Jane—I couldn't have asked for a Universalization is also a was enthusiastic. in Greensboro. alphabet stopped.): I have decided device used to deny the existence "I thought the amount of time that I am the amorous type. Do better roomie! Hope you’ll be here in two years to do it again!!! of this oppression. One is I put in was really worth it," de you want to be amorous next fall? mum* There’ve been some lonely night for frequently confronted with: Velter said. “The instructor was Thoughts for the summer. Good “ Isn’t the crux of the matter fantastic and excited about what luck on your finals, summer school, both of us!!! But boy were they fun! I expect to see you out east human liberation?” The dif­ he was doing. What helped me the ipmmmmand camping/hiking. Love and this summer. In addition, we have ficulty with countering this most were the reading exercises, Anne J.—You are a GSP! kisses, LMB and what I learned about study to keep up those crazy letters! I ’ll avoidance tactic is that the words skills were things 1 hadn’t known Pooh—Happy Birthday!!! And The false accusations miss you sooo!!! Love, used are ‘true’. Yet when they before.” thanks for the great six months! of the past Your fuzzy roommate. are employed to avoid con­ Detailed literature on the course Have really become fronting the special problems of Love, D. J.W.H.,L.C.,M.W.,C.R.,A.B.,H.S.— will be sent to students over a pain in the ass— power they are radically un­ It’s been great living and eating Christmas break of next year, and To the third floor Ormsby crowd Those who know us truthful. with you guys this year. I ’ll surely information may be obtained at ...It’s been a wild and crazy fresh­ know we’re right. miss you “ sweet, dear, and It is time that this issue of CML, ext. 327. man year!!! We’ll all have to get Those who don’t precious” boys. Love, Donna language be taken seriously. Our The Actors’ Collective will present together next year! Have a great can take a flight. texts use not only sexist their original work, “ Remembering summer! Love, — The so-called Collaborators Beetle—Thanks for being a great language, but contain male- Kent State” on Wed., June 4th in Wally Bear and Fuzz big sis. Hope you found me a date dominated thinking, per­ Cloak Theatre at 8:00 p.m. This is a Ginny—You are a GSP! for tomorrow night. Lots of love. powerful dramatic reenactment of the Hayes—You’ve been a great big spectives, and interpretations. events leading up to and including sis this year!!! Thanks! Life will be Hepsi—You are a GSP! Sara The literature used by the Ad­ missions office for swaying the slaying of four students by great on 4th floor next year! Have H: Hope you are feeling better. national guardsmen. Marty, Karen, Susan, Deb, students to come to Lawrence a great summer, I ’ll miss you! Rice Lake does that sort of thing to Love, Wally Bear Kathy, Cor, and Jen. Thanks for a would lead one to believe 1 would like to thank all of you great year! —Pedro a person...ya' know heh? The Quad who were responsible for making Lawrence is an all male school ZOO DAY a fantastic party. There To the serene, disco community Herr Smeeeedema: See you next except for that word Kimmy—Can’t wait for next are many of you and I do not want of Rice Lake: we are truly sorry if year! “ coeducation” . Perhaps year!!! It’ll be great!!! You’ve been to forget anyone I especially want we warped your mind...but we're Lawrence is accurately a super counselor...be prepared for to thank "Whiplash”, "East House too precious. A Roadtripper described by the term ‘all male next year! I ’ll need a lot! Love, Oh, Beth? She’s just fine, thank Band”, and the “Static Disruptors". coeducational Liberal Arts school You were all great! 1 hope no one Dennis Ribbens: It's 68 degrees Your next year's roomie you very much! Thanks for a great missed it! in your office. Sweaty Student time— your sis of the Midwest’. Our curriculum indicates the end result of A.G.—Cheer up! 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Pyro Other points of interest which second gamer Pete Schultz as On a steamy and humid occurred during the game in­ well as All-East Mugger Mike Saturday last, while the rest of cluded an incredible shot by this “ M inotaur” Updike, who by S p o r t s LU rocked out to the East House season’s leading scorer, John mistake maliciously bit one of his Band and Static Disruptors at “Zig Zag” Boas, who heaved a own teammates. The stars of Zoo Day, the LU Lacrosse season behind the back twirling today and tomorrow include Tim ended with a thrashing from the overhand shot from 15 feet at “O’bit” O’Brien, Dave “Big Windy City High School Lacrosse least 100 feet over the goal. “ Zig Nose” Eddy, Chris “Parrot” Club. It was with a ponderous Zag” later scored on a 35 yard Bird, and the ethnic line of Eric heart and sleepy eyes that senior bouncer shot. “Running Wall” Ostenso, Jeff V iew from the Bench Ross “the boss” Quaintance had Bombo “Illinois lacrosse is my “the Hatchet,” Reggie “ down awakened his teammates from As we're sure all sports-minded readers of The Lawren­ life” Mochalski was quick to your throat” Matheus, and Dave their prone position in the shade point out that it was Boas’ 50th “Golden Boy” Blowers. tian have noticed, there is no IM softball article this week. at precisely 2:00 p.m., exactly shot on goal and that he himself The Offensive Liability of the This is in no way due to the negligence of the sports editors one hour past the original star­ had scored two earlier goals Game Award goes to Tony (although negligence is a fitting description of many of their ting time. which everyone had disregarded. “Funky” Brown(y), who should editorial policies) or a lack of inspiration on the part of our “I knew it ; I knew it was going In reality, Bombo’s shots had receive an award for waking up highly touted writer of IM softball reports. Rather, the ob­ to be a light blue Pinto with a both missed wide, merely in­ by 2:00 for the game. license plate number RQ 725,” vious vacuum on this page can be attributed to a blatant dicative of his double vision in­ The MVP of the Year is “Magic” exclaimed while curred either at some point early unanimously presented to Roger lack of desire and interest in the well-being of intramural displaying an extraordinary in the game, or, more likely, from “Reggae” Healy, a four year athletics on the part of most of the Lawrence community. A extrasensory perception upon the previous night. veteran and bartender at total of zero (0) IM softball games were played this past seeing the arrival of the Windy LU played a courageous game Trimbe’s Healy, or Healey, as his week, yet the season was far from over. Next week the IM soft­ City Team. through its entirety, even while few friends call him, has been the ball tournament is scheduled to begin, but if the current The next two hours were ex­ trailing by an unmentionable most consistent and skilled citing and funfilled, the score, though it should suffice to player this year, though a quiet trend of unobliterated apathy continues, this will also culmination of a few player’s say that it was a team effort. goal against Madison mars this probably soon turn into a farce. We are deeply concerned for careers as well as the sum total of Hobart “D.G.” Grover, perfect performance. The soccer the future of intramural athletics at Lawrence, and sincerely the skills picked up this season. Lawrence’s standout goalie, and lacrosse idol, though he hope that students will feel the need to reassess their values Unfortunately, it was a dismal played a magnificent game and refused to be photographed or and priorities, and realize that a commitment to intramurals effort. kept the contest close against the otherwise stand in the limelight, The match was to be a is a vital part of a liberal arts education. machine-gun offense of the stated from his bachelor pad (103 showcase game for the revived Windy City. “D.G.” was hit in the Plantz): “ I ’ve made this team -JAMES L. MATCHEFTS Lawrence sticksters, a game for left arm twice, the leg, and the what it is; I ’ve watched it grow -CHARLES W. WOOD the ‘gippers’-playing coaches groin and failed to sustain a and I’m happy to finally be Chris “Proctor” Mitchell, Bob “Ibruise: a sign of the type of guts recognized. Hell, the girls kill little girls” .Weatherall, and this team has and hopes to take already recognize me as the World high jump champion advantage of next year. The “numero uno” male on campus; Ralph “Exalted Ruler” Weickel. defense was further fortified by chicks love our STX (patent The team would like to express STX).” their gratitude to the diligent and brilliant coaching triumverate, for leading them to their 1 and 5 season. A contract has been taken out Unpredictable Year in IM Track on Guido “ Gimp” Meader, a 60’s cont. from page 8 disucs. Self-proclaimed strongest star and all-time LU scoring place finishes. IPC distance man on campus John “little champ, who crippled his team specialist Chuck Perrizo made a Updike” Linnemanstans flexed during Saturday’s game with a farce of the mile and two mile by to fifth place finishes in the shot refereeing job both partially and kicking to a double win in times of and discus. A relieved Spoon blindly whistled, though he was 4:48.3 and 10;58. In the women’s “avoid Officer Massaros at all anything but blind to the scenery mile, Thetas Melinda Curry and costs” Weatherall won second in on the sidelines. “Gimp,” Stan Smith captured first and the discus with a toss that very wearing striped pants, a second places. well could have landed on Clark’s ridiculous shirt and a clown face, The field events were Cleaners. remarked, “ It was the best game dominated by Plantz’s Andy Sch­ Gene Davis grinned from ear to I have ever heard.” midt and Steve Neuman of the ear as he witnessed the end of The game was highlighted by a Faculty. Neuman won first place another year of fierce but 21 hit salute to Sherwood, “the in both the shot and discus, while wholesome competition among California Kid,” Stockwell, one of Schmidt leaped to firsts in the the student body. As he jaunted A THING of the past? Photo: Mike Kortenhof the most underrated and mystic high jump and long jump. Jim off the field, Davis was heard to players in the game today. With a Petran took the big jump when he exclaim, “ IM track is my life.” A calm and meditated awareness, soared into the winner’s more w him sical Andrew W. representative of a Zen, the ceremony as second best man in Hazucha, contemplating his “Kid” has had a Guru-like in­ the high jump. Phi Delts Ron aggravating fourth place finish fluence on the younger faction of This time of the term is like that time of the month. Reising, Spoon Weatherall, and in the two mile, muttered, “my the team, and leaves a gaping contribution to intramural track, —Janet Place Brian Fero aided the winning bowl behind sure to be missed, cause with two seconds, a third, to life in general for that matter, especially at halftime. and a fourth in the shot and is nothing, a round zero.”

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M iller runs and reflects by Jim Miller Marathon Trial in Buffalo, NY. I Player of tlje W eek This article is a combination of originally wrote down the a ‘‘senior’s reflection” statement following thoughts and events and a brief description of my shortly after I completed the recent run in the Olympic race. In shape to do little but Marathon Trial. stretch out on my bed and move mj\ my fingers, it was an appropriate Upon enrolling at Lawrence almost 4 years ago I had a great time to recall the events of my interest in running but was ready trip. to end my competitive running if Thursday, my first night in it interfered with school. For­ Buffalo, I went to see “The tunately, I found that quite often Empire Strikes Back” and then the two complemented each other stopped at a restaurant for some and they rarely conflicted. Since pizza with a small group of my freshman year my interest in runners. While we waited for our running has grown considerably. pizzas we had a discussion I ran my first marathon after my somewhat typical for first year at Lawrence and since The Real Jim Miller. marathoners; ranging from your Hard-nosed, dedicated, unpredictable; these words then have completed 5 more. I Photo: Ariel basic dog attack stories to one aptly describe Lyle Minton (your Amway man), the also competed in track and cross low-key atmosphere, with a runner’s theory on how con­ extremely deserving recipient of this week’s Player country each of my four years at greater emphasis on par­ ception during a period of hard of the Week Award. There is hardly a Lawrentian who Lawrence. During this period I ticipation than on winning, has training will always result in a have consistently improved my does not know of Lyle’s slv smile, keen wit, and undying made running at Lawrence very girl. race times, and of even more Being a naive countryboy, loyalty in his many campus duties. S#>en here in his enjoyable. importance, I enjoy running Even though the Lawrence raised in North Dakota and Civil Air Patrol uniform, only part of his versatile ward- more now than I ever have. track and cross country teams of isolated from many of the top wardrobe. Lyle is the embodiment of the well-rounded I believe that my success and the past 4 years have not won any U.S. runners during my com­ liberal arts individual. my enjoyment of running is conference titles, I ’ve had a lot of petition at Lawrence, I was slow largely the result of the low-key fun and I ’ve been able to pursue to recognize those with whom I ______atmosphere of Lawrence my running very seriously with was dining. It soon became ob­ athletics. The flexibility of the the only pressure being that vious that these guys had been athletics program has made it which I ’ve imposed on myself. around when they began possible for me to avoid any I ran the most important race divulging intimate facts about Ruggers win 1, l o s e 3 serious co flict between my of my running career last runners like Frank Shorter and academic work and running. The Saturday —the Olympic Bill Rodgers. (How many of you knew that Bill Rodgers, one of the at Allouez Tournament top marathoners in the world, is place finish through the two days by Adolf Spike hooked on Space Invaders and competition. Intramural track full of surprises Just seconds remained in the one weekend played the game The Sunday victory was doubly fast” Schneider for first place. until his fingers could no longer opening half of Appleton’s first by BB and DB enjoyable for our ruggers. The move?) match of the Claude Allouez A multitude of standing room Another Treverite, or Piot- win avenged a 20-0 loss to . Rugby Tournament. The Ap­ only spectatorrs flocked to the rowskiite, “ I ’ll finish in the top I eventually realized who some Wisconsin earlier in the season pleton Rugby Club trailed Green Davis Polo Grounds and treated two for sure” Lohrer placed a of the people at my table were— and was the most points scored in Bay by a single try, 4-0, but were themselves to an exciting af­ disappointing third. The agony of Tom Fleming and Gordon Minty. a single match throughout the defeat was experienced by Even though these guys are not deep in their opponent’s zone. ternoon of competitive track and tourney. numerous female spectators as familiar to most of you, in the Suddenly, a wildly errant pass field last Monday. The festivities So many different ruggers glamour boy Joe Pahr pulled out running circles they are revered was thrown by Green Bay’s were hosted by Mr. Davis him ­ scored points for Appleton that I sleazy scrumhalf, Tim Enright, self. For the 9th year in suc­ after 25 yards with a severe limp. and recognized as world class will only list them in descending competitors. I was in awe the and the ball bounced toward cession, the tenth in the last In the 220, Bruce Barkwill ran order of excellence: Pete away with an easy victory in a entire evening. This was G.B.’s try line. eleven, the Phi Delts ran away Prichodko, Bill Merrick, Pete time of 24:4. Dave “ breakfast in representative of my entire stay. A mad scramble ensued as the with the hardware, tallying an Schuster, Brian Fero, and There was a friendly atmosphere pigskin bounced all around and insurmountable 193 points. bed” Eddy finished second, and a Yiannos Lien all score tries, and finally landed over the Green Bay Trever — despite the absence of humbled Schneider dragged and I was able to meet and Bruce Kelm, Yiannos Lien, Steve compete with many runners goal. Appleton’s Jerry Resch was superstar Jim Piotrowski, who himself to a fifth place finish. Mike Anderson, Brian Fero. and Pete there to touch the ball down and reportedly was busy organizing “stud” Kahlow (Kohler) sprinted whom I idolize and have Spinner kicked extra points for previously known only on the the ref’s whistle was blown as the an inter-dorm campaign to have to a 56:2 first place finish in the Appleton. App’s began to celebrate. Trever renamed ‘‘Piotrowski 440, followed by Rob Frazier pages of Runner’s World All in all, the tourney was a But just wait a minute, Lou. Hall” — finished a respectable (58:4). Peter Cramblit gained magazine. disappointing event in an The referee had ruled that a G.B. second with 154 points. Others valuable points for the Figis with The morning of the race I woke otherwise outstanding year of up at 6:00, immediately alert at rugger had put downward gaining points included a scrappy his third place finish, while rugby in the Appleton area. For pressure on the rugby ball before and rules-conscious Plantz Chuck “do you call this editing?” the realization that in two hours the first time in its history, the Resch. A five-meter scrum was squad, 54 points; Independents, Wood crossed the finish line a I ’d begin the race for which I ’d Appleton Rugby Football Club is called and Green Bay booted the 35Vi; IPC, 30; Faculty, 20; Delts, distant fourth. Peter “ I guess I been training over the last 6 in the black financially and months. The race began at 8:00 ball out of trouble. 19; Figis, 13. was on the track team” Wehr playing two full-side matches and by 10:22 I had completed the Suddenly, every member of the These team scores cannot captured first place in the 880 each weekend. Many first year Appleton squad was clutching his begin to tell the story of this for the Independents. marathon. My time of 2:22:18 players continue to improve and throat, writhing on the ground, year’s meet, however, as it was Phi Delt Brian Fero glided over placed me 72nd in a field of about the future success of the Appleton gasping for breath. A barely highlighted by a series of sur­ the 120 low hurdles in the winning 180 runners, just out of reach of Rugby Club seems certain. audible stifled cry of “ Rape, prises and photo-finishes which time of 16.2. Treverites Dan the 3rd place finish needed to THE SPIKE PLAYER OF THE Rape!” could be heard, and then kept thecapacity crowd constantly Bailiff and Bruce Rose ran qualify for the “Olympic team” . WEEK AWARD is awarded to after a few moments . . . nothing on the edge of their respective successfully amidst internal hall While I had hoped to run faster, I “Big Eddy,” alias “ Big E .” . . complete silence. seats. In a hotly contested 100 controversy to second and third was not disappointed. The race Bob’s excellent push in the Thus, the Appleton Rugby Club yard dash, Independent Bruce was a great experience and I scrum, outstanding leaping cont. on page 7 died a painful death at the Claude Rose edged Barney “ I used to be learned a great deal about racing ability in the lineouts, and Allouez Rugby Tournament. during my 2 hour and 22 minute ferocious tackling exhibition In addition to the opening 8-0 excursion into that higher level of Saturday and Sunday were loss to Green Bay, our ruggers consciousness only attained typical of Eddy’s performance all were completely embalmed by through complete physical season long. “E ’s” first year Stevens Point in two separate fatigue. enthusiasm and steady im­ matches, 4-0 and 12-0. RUGBY I returned from the trip with a provement in play has inspired Only once did Appleton rise great enthusiasm for my sport. the App’s all year. Appleton Rugby Football Club from its dream state. The Spending 3 days with so many This weekend the Appleton University of Wisconsin at v s dedicated and outstanding Rugby Club hosts the Green Bay Madison bore the wrath of the athletes has inspired me to really RFC starting at 1:00 p.m. on App’s, who utterly demolished Green Bay Rugby Football Club make an effort to find out what Saturday on the IPC field. The Mad-Town, 31-0 on Sunday. I ’m capable of accomplishing. game promises to be a grudge 1:00 p.m. IPC Field (opposite Alexander Gym) Appleton was later awarded a But that can wait. For now I ’m match as tempers are running forfeit win against the Fort n Appeasement Keg (FAK) will be provided. Come going to eat and drink what I high after the Coe Job Appleton Wayne (Indiana) RFC and so out and support your local Rugby Club. want to, sleep when I want to and experienced last weekend during ended with two victories, three run whenever I can fit it in. the Green Bay match. defeats and an overall seventh

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