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EXT. - DAY * We push through clouds with a brilliant sun glowing in the * sky. It's all a tad more magical than our sun and clouds. A * warm voiced narrator speaks (Keith David, Morgan Freeman?) * NARRATOR (V.O.) * There is a place, a place where all * of our sweetest thoughts and our * kindest gestures go... * Several beautiful STORKS glide into frame. The CAMERA * follows the storks' flight into... * NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT’D) * Some people describe this world as * a ray of sunshine wrapped in cotton * candy with a butterfly on top.... * Others say this magical land is * "made Up" or "not real." We beg to * differ. * 3 EXT. FOREST - CONTINUOUS 3 ...a lush forest with a picturesque blue sky. We see little blue men on their backs - SMURFS (FARMER & GREEDY), carrying sacks of smurfberries. FARMER & GREEDY Whoooohoooooo! Oh, Yeaaaaaaa! ...We follow the storks asWeinstock they DIVE into the forest below, WEAVING around ancient trees, over rocks and through ravines in a 3-D thrill ride. FARMER SMURF Oh yeah, here we go. All right Greedy, I'm gonna race you! (alt) * BuckleMarc your seat belts and put your * snack trays up!! I'm coming in hot! * They fly in and out of the tree branches. FARMER SMURF (CONT'D) Oh yes! Gooolly! Farm boys love to fly! (alt) * Wow! My ears just popped! * GREEDY Oh yeah - so excited! This is Smurfin' great! Yeah! Wow! (MORE) 1aA. GREEDY (CONT'D) (alt) * I feel the need for speed! * FARMER SMURF Now you see us... As they approach an empty clearing, a magical SHIMMERING engulfs the lead stork. It VANISHES. FARMER SMURF (O.S.) (CONT’D) ...haha! Now you don't! GREEDY Three, two, one...oh! Following the second stork, the shimmering engulfs us too. We BURST THROUGH THE INVISIBILITY SHIELD, revealing SMURF VILLAGE in all its Smurfy glory. FARMER & GREEDY Whoo hoo! Ha ha! (alt) * Look how small the smurfs look from * up here! Oh wait, we are small! * The storks dive down and release their sacks of smurfberries into the basket below. FARMER SMURF Oh ho ho! I love the smell of smurfberries in the morning. (alt) Weinstock * The blue ones are mine! * Down below, the Smurfs dance across a stage under a large banner that reads BLUE MOON FESTIVAL. SMURFETTE flies slo-mo through the air and is caught in the arms of waiting dancers. CLUMSY OhMarc Smurf, am I late for rehearsal!... I’m soooo late! He pauses to watch as the storks dump their smurfberry harvests into the giant baskets. CLUMSY (CONT’D) Wow... He continues on his way, charging toward HANDY who is busily working atop a ladder on the bridge while TALKING TO HIMSELF. HANDY ...Then I just swap out this smurfjigger for the -- 1aB.
BAM! Down below, Clumsy plows into the ladder, nearly knocking HANDY from the bridge. Handy clings for life. HANDY (CONT’D) Whoa nilly! CLUMSY Sorry! Sorry, Handy! HANDY No problem, Clumsy! I can fix it! (alt) * No problem, Clumsy! You keep me * employed! * (alt) * No problem Clumsy! I'm incapable of * bad thoughts or judgement! * Clumsy trips up onto a barrel and rolls into the village. CLUMSY Aaaaaagh! He knocks over BAKER, who is carrying an armful of pies. CLUMSY (CONT’D) Hiya Baker! Nice pies! BAKER Three second rule, Clumsy! NARRATORWeinstock (V.O.) * Each and every smurf has his (alt: * and her) own personality infused * with love and sweetness. Whether * it's Clumsy smurf, Baker smurf, * Handy smurf.... * Clumsy smurf passes by a smurf talking to camera with a * turtle neck.Marc * CLUMSY * Hey Narrator Smurf! * NARRATOR * Hey Clumsy! Just rehearsing the * intro for the Blue Moon festival! * Clumsy trips over a banner being carried by PAINTER and a second Smurf. CLUMSY Lovely visit! 1aC.
Clumsy bounces off of the banner and falls into a cart which flies down the road. PAINTER Clumsy! Perhaps you shouldn't be running! The cart is spun around and collides into CHEF SMURF and a 2ND SMURF, sending the trays of gourmet pizzas he's carrying flying into the air... CHEF (Austrian accent) My poor pizzas... The cart rockets through the crowd, hits a bump, and sends Chef and the other smurf flying. CHEF (CONT’D) Oh, smurf! ALT: * The cart rockets through the crowd and hits a table with an * ice sculpture of a smurf on it. The pizzas hit the sculpture * and it shatters. * CHEF (CONT’D) * You just invented frozen pizzas! * Genius! * Whoosh, the table rocketsWeinstock him forward, like a skimboard on the beach. TBD SMURF Hey Clumsy. CLUMSY Aaaaaaaagh! Marc(alt) * Is this weren't so terrifying I'd * be having fun! * He sails through a window into JOKEY'S mushroom. Clumsy slides across JOKEY'S table filled with EXPLOSIVE PRESENTS. Yellow boxes tied with red ribbons cover the shelves. CLUMSY (CONT’D) Hi, Jokey! CLUMSY comes sliding up on the table and nails a super cool * landing on a WHOOPIE CUSHION which emits a LONG SPLOOSH. * 1aD.
CLUMSY (CONT’D) * Who's Clumsy now?! * He immediately trips. JOKEY SMURF is there laughing. * JOKEY * Hey Clumsy! What do you get when * you cross a smurf with a cow? Blue * cheese! * (alt) * Why did the smurf cross the road? * Because his name is Crossing the * Road smurf! * Jokey LAUGHS and hands Clumsy a present. * JOKEY (CONT’D) * I got you a present! * Whew! He dusts off, and hands Jokey's gift back to him. * CLUMSY * Oh, oh, oh - no thanks Jokey! I'm * late for rehearsal. * As Clumsy runs off, he package EXPLODES in Jokey's hands. * Jokey LAUGHS. * 3B EXT. ENTRANCE TO STAGE AREA - CONTINUOUS 3B Music is coming from the stage area. CLUMSY hurries up, only to be greeted by GROUCHY Weinstockand GUTSY, acting as bouncers. GROUCHY Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow your roll, sailor. Behind him, dozens of SMURFS practice a SONG and DANCE for the BLUE MOONMarc FESTIVAL. Clumsy tries to look around them. CLUMSY Wait, wait, wait. Isn't that the rehearsal for the Blue Moon festival? GROUCHY What can I say, Clumsy, you're not on the list. Clumsy points to the list in Grouchy's hands. 1aE.
CLUMSY Grouchy, it's right there! Gutsy grabs the list and points to writing in big red letters. GUTSY Right, under 'do not let in Clumsy!' BRAINY crosses the bridge. BRAINY Clearly you two lack the verbal skills required to explain this predicament succinctly. GROUCHY (sighs) Here we go. BRAINY You see, Clumsy, the other smurfs don't want to dance with you, for fear of, what are politely called, "fractures". * CLUMSY Awww, how could anybody think that? Clumsy gesticulates, simultaneously smacking Grouchy and Gutsy in the face. Weinstock GROUCHY & GUTSY Ow! Brainy laughs and starts to walk away but is kicked hard by Grouchy and MarcGutsy. 5 EXT. STAGE - CONTINUOUS 5 The Smurfs work out the steps to a musical number. VANITY directs the dancers. VANITY Wonderful! Beautiful! He turns away from the smurfs and we see that he is looking in a mirror. VANITY (CONT'D) Oh, marvelous! 1aF.
As Vanity resumes primping himself in his mirror... BRAINY (O.S.) Ahhhhh! Brainy flies through the air and CRASHES down on his head, knocking Smurfs about like bowling pins. SMURFS Hey! Hey! What are you doing? VANITY Cut! Cut! Call the king's men, you've murdered my dance! (alt) * Cut! Cut! That's going to leave a * big, blue bruise! * (looks in the mirror) Ah! A worry line! NARRATOR (V.O.) * As happy and as perfect as life in * Smurf village is. Even sunshine and * butterflies must have their dark * clouds. And for all Smurfs that * dark cloud has one name: Gargamel * the evil Wizard. * We hear lightning crack in the distance and all the Smurfs * look up worried. * PANICKYWeinstock * I'm panicked. * SMURFETTE * Of course you are. You're Panicky * Smurf! * EXT. GARGAMEL'SMarc CASTLE - SAME TIME * We see a gnarled old castle with a single dark cloud over it. * 1 INT. CASTLE - DAY 1 CLOSE ON: Painted backdrop of sky and trees with a carved wooden SMURF MARIONETTE("Papa Smurf") dancing around a lame, painted, mushroom. A man "sings." DEEP VOICE (O.S.) (off key) La La La-La-La-La, sing a happy song. La La La-La-La-La, smurf the whole day long... 1aG.
The puppeteer talks for Papa Smurf in a ridiculously cheery voice. DEEP VOICE (O.S.) (CONT’D) (talking for Papa) Ooooh, I’m Papa Smurf. I’m so wise and wonderful... allegedly! Why? Because I was lucky enough to be born magical. Oh ho ho! Enter a female Smurf marionette ("Smurfette"). DEEP VOICE (O.S.) (CONT'D) La La La-La-La-La. (talking for Smurfette) Ooooh, and I’m Smurfette. I think I’m sooo pretty. DEEP VOICE (CONT'D) (talking for Papa) Awww - DEEP VOICE (CONT'D) (talking for Smurfette) - and I betrayed Gargamel and I don’t even care and everything’s just sunshine and rainbows! (alt) * But I betrayed Gargamel and the * only thing I'm good for is for him * to drain my magical blue essence to * enahnce his alreadyWeinstock great powers! * Reveal the Puppeteer, GARGAMEL, a tortured, power-hungry sorcerer, whose face comes into view. GARGAMEL (ominous voice) But all of that is about to change...Marc SMURF MARIONETTES SCREAM. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) (clears throat) I said... All of that is about to change. Azrael, that’s your cue. Reveal the orange cat AZRAEL -- who looks up from grooming himself. 1aH.
GARGAMEL (CONT’D) That’s your cue to pounce on the miserable beasts in some kind of rage-induced feline frenzy! GARGAMEL dangles the marionettes in front of AZRAEL, who claws at them. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) That's good, yeah, more rage. But hey, don't go crazy, these are the only puppets I have. AZRAEL Meow.
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2 GARGAMEL 2 I’m NOT obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can’t stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day. AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL Because I need them! It is only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... um, not infallible... AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL Invincible! Yes, thank you. AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world!! He breaks into a fit of EGOMANIACAL LAUGHTER. Azrael joins him - laughing uncontrollably.Weinstock
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A5 EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - DAY A5 Tilt down to reveal PAPA’S MUSHROOM. NARRATOR (V.O.) * Once every 365 days, a blue moon * rises that infuses the smurf world * with magic, love and blueness. * During this time Papa Smurf, the * leader of smurf village, is able to * summon a vision of the future. It's * really pretty cool! * PAPA (O.S.) * Let's see now... scales of a newt, * tooth of a fish, high treacle corn * syrup. That's in everything these * days... * 6 INT. PAPA SMURF'S MUSHROOM - DAY 6 PUSH IN through the window to Papa's LAB, packed with alchemy books, gear, and ingredients. A CAULDRON boils over a fire. PAPA Hair of the dog that bit me. And the last of my smurf root. Papa sprinkles the hairs into the cauldron. PAPA (CONT'D) I must get the Weinstockvisioning potion just right. The magic is always strongest during the blue moon... We see smiling Smurfs, smurfberries, and singing and dancing * appear in the haze over his cauldron. * PAPA (CONT’D) * SoMarc far so good... Lots of smiles * and smurfberries... Clumsy sitting * still. That's always good... * Suddenly an EXPLOSION of BLACK SMOKE erupts from the potion. Papa recoils. The smoke billows up and swirls ominously. It grows darker and images begin to appear in its shadows. PAPA (CONT'D) What? What's happening? AA6 OMIT AA6 A6 - A SINISTER HAND holding a DRAGON WAND, then... A6 7AA.
B6 - Clumsy diving through the air to catch something. "I got B6 it! I got it!" PAPA (CONT'D) (under his breath) Clumsy. - but the object hits his hand and bounces away, then...
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C6 - A MEDIEVAL DUNGEON filled with scary looking machinery. C6 Behind the machinery, all the Smurfs are locked in cages looking terrified. SMURFS Help! Papa! Papa, save us! Help us! Papa! Papa! 6 Papa's eyes grow wide with fear as he stares at the vision. 6 PAPA Oh Clumsy, what have you done? Suddenly the door opens and a DRAFT OF AIR rushes in, dispersing the smoke. The vision disappears. Clumsy enters and Papa is taken out of his trance. CLUMSY Hey, Papa. PAPA (still shaken) Clumsy. CLUMSY Are you okay? PAPA Yes, yes. Fine. Why aren't you rehearsing for the Blue Moon celebration? Weinstock CLUMSY Oh, you know, a couple guys got smacked in the face, so I thought I'd make some smurfroot mudpacks, to, to...um, take down everyone's swelling. Clumsy crossesMarc to Papa's shelves of ingredients. CLUMSY (CONT'D) Ah Papa, you're smurf out of smurfroot. I'll go pick some. Papa recalls the vision. PAPA No! (then, composing himself) Those fields are too close to Gargamel's castle. I'll get the smurfroot. You stay in the village and out of trouble. (MORE) 8A. PAPA (CONT'D) Do you understand? Just... let me finish here first. CLUMSY Ok, if you say so. Clumsy exits. PAPA Oh dear, the vision has never been wrong. I must find a way to stop this. 7 EXT. DEEP FOREST - A LITTLE LATER 7 A lush forest of vibrant colors. Clumsy walks along picking smurfroot.
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7 CLUMSY 7 (mimicks Papa) Just stay in the village, Clumsy.. * (back to himself) Ha! Look at all of this smurfroot. They are going to be so proud of me. Just then, the tall weeds behind him PART. We see Azrael, in classic cat stalking pose, peeking through at Clumsy. Behind Azrael, we now see Gargamel - holding an OMINOUS LOOKING NET. CLUMSY (CONT'D) Let's see. Just a few more... Gargamel's shadow falls on Clumsy, who turns and... CLUMSY (CONT'D) G-g-g-g - GARGAMEL Boo. Gargamel swipes at Clumsy with his net but misses. Clumsy TAKES OFF, sprinting through the woods. Gargamel and Azrael give chase, staying right behind him. Clumsy makes sharp turns, each just barely saving him from an outstretched claw. Weinstock CLUMSY Good kitty, good kitty! Look, look! A ball of yarn and a nice juicy bird! 8 EXT. FOREST - CONTINUOUS 8 Terrified, ClumsyMarc runs THROUGH THE INVISIBILITY SHIELD on his way back to the village. Gargamel is right behind him. He stops, realizing what he's just seen. GARGAMEL So that's it! It's invisible! Oh, those sneaky little - AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We don't know if it's safe. 9A.
He THROWS AZRAEL THROUGH THE SHIELD. The cat vanishes, then THUDS invisibly to the ground on the other side.
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8 GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 8 Azrael? Are you dead? AZRAEL (O.S.) Merowwww! GARGAMEL Ah! 9 EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - PAPA'S MUSHROOM - LATE AFTERNOON 9 A couple of Smurfs carry Papa's cauldron into town, as Smurfette and Papa exit his mushroom. Papa watches, Smurfette beside him. SMURFETTE (excited) What did you see in your vision, Papa?? PAPA Ooo, um... (covering) ...nothing apocalyptic really. Everything is going to be just fine. SMURFETTE Perfect! Another year we don't have to worry about that mean ol'-- Clumsy comes running up. Weinstock
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9 CLUMSY 9 Gargamel!!! PAPA I knew who she meant, Clumsy. CLUMSY No. GARGAMEL!! Clumsy points. CLUMSY (CONT'D) I mighta, kinda, sorta, accidentally led him to the village. There, emerging from the trees, is Gargamel with his net. GARGAMEL Hello, Smurfs. Gargamel strides toward the town, laughing as he smashes everything in his path. CLUMSY Smurf for your lives! FARMER SMURF (O.S.) Save yourselves! Azrael perches on top of Weinstocka mushroom. AZRAEL Meow! PAPA Into the forest, Smurfs! SMURFETTE ComeMarc on Clumsy! PAPA Sound the alarm, Crazy! CRAZY begins making an ALARM SOUND as Smurfs SCREAM and scatter. Azrael charges RIGHT AT THE CAMERA. Gargamel is right behind, LAUGHING with joy. Gutsy tries to divert Azrael. GUTSY Come on, over here. Da, there you go, you dafty feline. 11aA.
Azrael swipes at Gutsy with his extended claws. Papa runs back toward his cottage. Gargamel sees him. GARGAMEL (sotto) Papa. * Gargamel obliterates it with an EMPHATIC STOMP, which sends Papa tumbling back. He leaps up and runs, narrowly avoiding Gargamel’s net. Gargamel swings again, but his net gets caught in a tree.
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9 Papa dives for a locked cabinet with the words "In Case Of 9 Emergency (alt: Gargamel) Break Glass" written on it. Papa * SMASHES the glass and pulls out a LEATHER POUCH of smurfberries. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Let go, cursed nature! Gargamel frees his net and gives chase. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Here comes papa, Papa! In a flash Gargamel is on top of him. Papa dodges his net and releases a lever holding a vine in a tree - causing a pre- rigged LOG to come swinging down like a pendulum. Gargamel stops just in time. The log swings by, missing him.
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9 GARGAMEL (CONT’D) 9 Ha ha Papa! Your primitive little defenses, they're useless against me! I laugh at them. Ha, ha...HEY! Meanwhile, we see the log has swung through and hit a boulder, that falls on a lever, which releases a spring, which sends a much BIGGER LOG swinging down. As he laughs, Gargamel turns just in time to see the log - WHAAM! - SLAM him tumbling through the village. PAPA How's that for primitive, Gargamel? (alt) * Who's laughing now, Gargamel? * 10 EXT. FORK IN THE ROAD FOREST - DUSK 10 Clumsy leads the pack of fleeing Smurfs. CLUMSY Maybe this will all blow over. Oh yeah, I'm sure I can fix this. I just gotta think. There's a fork in the road ahead. The path to the right curves into the forest. To the left enters into a Grotto. Clumsy HEADS LEFT, passing a sign that reads, "Go This Way!" As he runs by, some leaves blow off the sign and we see it actually says, "Do Not Go This Way!" Along the way are additional signs: Forbidden Grotto, CERTAIN DEATH!, WE MEAN IT! Weinstock CLUMSY (CONT'D) Yes! Follow me, everyone! GROUCHY Save yourselves! Most of the Marcother Smurfs reach the fork and HEAD RIGHT. Smurfette sees what's happening and calls out. SMURFETTE Clumsy! You're going the wrong way! Papa comes running up with a few others. BRAINY He's heading for the Forbidden Falls! Narrator Smurf runs by going right. * 12aA.
NARRATOR SMURF * There isn't a smurf in the world * who doesn't know you stay away from * Forbidden Falls on a blue moon. * GROUCHY * With the blue moon coming? * PAPA Quickly, Smurfs. Stop him. GUTSY I've got the wee tweeder. (alt) * Unbelievable? The one time we want * him to trip and he's running * perfectly. * GROUCHY Clumsy! BRAINY Wait for me! (alt) * This is a predicament! This is a * predicament! * GROUCHY (reading the signs) "Agony ahead." SMURFETTEWeinstock Clumsy! GROUCHY Anybody reading these signs? GUTSY Come back here, Clumsy! Marc(alt) * We need a sign that says "DO NOT * FOLLOW CLUMSY!" * 12A.
10 Papa and Smurfette head into the grotto. Grouchy turns to 10 Brainy and Gutsy. GROUCHY This guy's killing me. (alt) * Looks like we're down to 98 Smurfs. * Gutsy, Brainy, and finally Grouchy follow after them. BRAINY Oh, this is not good at all.
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11 EXT/INT. GROTTO - DUSK 11 Clumsy keeps charging forward through the grotto. At the very last second he sees that the path ends at a cliff - across from a HUGE WATERFALL. He manages to stop just before the edge. SMURFETTE (O.S.) Clumsy! Clumsy turns around, and in doing so loses his footing and falls off the edge. At the last second he grabs a dangling root and hangs on for dear life. CLUMSY Help! The five other Smurfs arrive at the cliff's edge. GROUCHY Oh. Well, we tried, let's go. GUTSY Hold on, lad! We'll form a smurf bridge to git ya! GROUCHY Not the smurf bridge! The Smurfs start to link arms. BRAINYWeinstock Pardon me, but this is not a smurf bridge. It's clearly a - ALL Smurf it, Brainy! Just then, theMarc clouds part, revealing a FULL BLUE MOON. SMURFETTE (GASPS) Whoa! The Blue Moon! What's happening, Papa? The light of the moon hits the waterfall, and suddenly a HOLE begins to magically expand in the wall of cascading water. GUTSY What the blinkin' flip is that? 13aA.
PAPA Oh, no. The vision, it's happening. (yells) Pull him up! Pull him up! CLUMSY Help!
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11 Now, the rest of the Smurfs, still in a chain of Smurfs, 11 fight to keep their footing. The ones closest to the hole are getting pulled off the cliff, towards the hole. They dangle in mid-air, a horizontal line of Smurfs.
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11 GUTSY 11 There's yer smurf bridge, brainypants! BRAINY (mid-air) Well, technically? More of a cantilever. GROUCHY * Careful of the hole. * BRAINY * It's more of a vortex or a portal. * GROUCHY * Smurf up! It's a hole. * SMURFETTE Hold on! Papa is the last Smurf on solid ground. As he's being pulled off, he reaches up at the last second and grabs hold of a stick. He looks up and sees the stick is being held by... Gargamel. GUTSY Crikey! SMURFETTE Oh no! Weinstock GARGAMEL Looks you've got the short end of the stick, eh, Papa? Papa looks around. There's no escape. Azrael HISSES. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) NowMarc you belong to me. PAPA Not this time, Gargamel. Papa lets go. The chain of Smurfs is SUCKED into the vortex. GARGAMEL No! Noooo!! 14A.
12 EXT. WATERFALL (OPPOSITE SIDE OF PORTAL) - CENTRAL PARK - DAY 12 A waterfall in a very similar grotto. Suddenly, 5 screaming Smurfs come flying through the portal hole towards the turf on the near side of the shore. They land, one on top of another. GROUCHY What's wrong with you! (alt) * First I was grouchy, then I was * angry, and now I'm just ticked off! * GUTSY That. Was... Grrrreat! Let's have another go! GROUCHY Are you smurfed?! We almost died in there! SMURFETTE We're not even wet. BRAINY What part of the enchanted forest is this? My calculations indicate that - WHACK - a slice of pizza hits him and sticks to his head. PULL BACK to reveal an areaWeinstock with overflowing trash cans. BRAINY (CONT'D) Ugh, that's slimy. SMURFETTE I don't think we're in Smurf Village anymore. Clumsy callsMarc from a small rise. 15.
12 CLUMSY 12 Uh...Smurfs? You may want to take a look at this. GUTSY What is it? GROUCHY Why are we listening to him? He just got us sucked through a giant hole. BRAINY * Vortex. * GROUCHY * Smurf it! * SMURFETTE Here we come, Clumsy. GROUCHY Can't we just go around the rock? The others climb up the rock to join Clumsy. We CRANE UP behind them, revealing the TOWERING GLASS, STEEL AND GRANITE SKYLINE of NEW YORK'S CENTRAL PARK SOUTH. The smurfs all GASP. SMURFETTE (re NY) Oh. My. Smurf.Weinstock GROUCHY Where the smurf are we? GUTSY Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle,Marc that's where. Gutsy points to the portal -- it's beginning to close. BRAINY Well, at least they're not coming after us. GROUCHY Oh yeah, relief. CLUMSY Azrael! PAPA Run! 15A.
FOOMP!!! Azrael comes SHOOTING through the portal. The Smurfs YELL and scatter. 12A EXT. FORBIDDEN GROTTO - WATERFALL - DUSK 12A Gargamel stares into the portal... GARGAMEL Azrael? Azrael?? (beat) Are you dead? Gargamel looks up at the clouds, gathering over the moon -- the hole is shrinking faster. Gargamel has little choice. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Must. Have. Smurfs. Gargamel leaps towards the hole and barely makes it through as THE PORTAL CLOSES behind him. 12B EXT. CENTRAL PARK - POND 12B The smurfs run from the waterfall in the direction of a nearby Boathouse. PAPA We'll circle back when it's safe. SMURFETTE Guys, come on!Weinstock GUTSY Go! BRAINY Comin' through! GROUCHY I'mMarc getting hungry. 13 MOVED TO SCENE A18 13 14 OMITTED 14 15 OMITTED 15 16.
16 OMITTED 16 17 INT. BOATHOUSE - CONTINUOUS 17 A press event for ANJELOU COSMETICS is underway. People with press passes wander about with drinks. PATRICK WINSLOW, 35, eases through the crowd, shaking hands and greeting people, ad libbing. He talks fast, and thinks faster. Two steps ahead of everyone else. PATRICK (to a co-worker) Hey, can we get the photographer over there? There are big arrivals happening. Thanks. He greets the guests as he works his way through the crowd. PATRICK (CONT'D) Welcome. He notices TWO HIRED MODELS standing by a display. PATRICK (CONT'D) Hey, ladies... lookin' good. A couple quick tips. If you could not stand directly in front of the display but over to the sides, it would be a bit more visible. The ladies step aside. Weinstock PATRICK (CONT'D) Hey, look, product! Also, don't forget to smile. Remember, you're working for a cosmetics company. That's it. Smile, relax, everyone will have a good time. Thanks, thankMarc you so much. With the girls SMILING, Patrick moves on, only to be flanked by the boss's assistant, Henri. PATRICK (CONT'D) Hello Henri. HENRI On top of everything with the campaign, Patrick? 16aA.
PATRICK As much as I can be. We certainly did our homework. Tested the results... ODILE (O.S.) Patrick!
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17 17 ANGLE ON: ODILE ANJELOU, stunning, mid-30's, very Spanish, very haute couture. Holding court with the press, she spots Patrick and beckons ominously to him.
PATRICK She's pointing at me. HENRI That can't be good.
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18 OMITTED 18 A18 MOVED TO SCENE 12 A18
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19 EXT. BOATHOUSE - DAY 19 ODILE bids adieu to ROGER CLARK OF NY1 and JULIE CHANG of FOX5. JULIE Odile, it looks fantastic for Thursday's launch. ODILE It's going to be quite the gala. They all share a showbizzy LAUGH. Then, Odile sees Patrick approaching and drops her showy smile. ODILE (CONT'D) Ah, there he is. My new Vice President of Marketing. PATRICK (surprised) You fired Ralph-- ? ODILE His campaign was rubbish. He gave me what I asked for, not what I want. Can you give me what I want? PATRICK Is...that what you're asking for? ODILEWeinstock How would I know what I'm asking for when I don't even know what I want? Marc 19.
19 PATRICK 19 Well said Odile, well said. That... is why you need me. ODILE Exacto. I need you to create a new campaign for Jouvenel. All digital, of course, so it can be ready in time for the launch.
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19 PATRICK 19 Odile, that's two days. ODILE Si, mi corazon. And it mustn't be delayed. Is that going to be a problem? PATRICK Uh... No. No. I mean, I"ll have to miss my wife's first ultrasound appointment - (off her cold look) But no, two days is perfect. I mean, God only needed six days for the whole world, right? ODILE Fail me and maybe you can go work for Him. Odile walks off, leaving a Patrick stunned. HENRI So? How'd it go? PATRICK Fine. Good. Great. A little out of my comfort zone, but nothing I can't handle. The color disappears fromWeinstock Patrick's face as he downs champagne from a passing waiter. A19 EXT. BETHESDA FOUNTAIN AREA - DAY A19 GARGAMEL (V.O.) * I cannot believe you let them get * away!Marc * Gargamel has emerged from the pond, wringing out his robes. * He gazes about for Azrael, astonished by his surroundings. Azrael meows a "do it yourself" meow. * GARGAMEL (CONT’D) * (taking it all in) Where are we Azrael? What manner of freakish realm is this? 20A.
Azrael rolls his eyes, then looks suspiciously toward the Boathouse. He heads that way. 20 EXT. SIDE OF THE BOATHOUSE - DAY 20 Patrick prepares to go. PATRICK (to an assistant, re: box) One more box for research. Can you grab a cab for me? Patrick reenters the boathouse. The Smurfs arrive on the scene. GROUCHY This day keeps getting better and better. GUTSY What now lads? SMURFETTE * Come on guys, let's stay * smurftamistic. * CLUMSY We're gonna be ok, right Papa? (alt) * So we're just going to jump in the * portal, get back to our village and * everybody's happy,Weinstock right? * THE SMURFS, peering from behind a rock at the waterfall across the pond. They look worried. SMURFS' POV: The portal is completely closed. Marc 21.
20 BRAINY 20 Forgive me if I sound panicked but, um, how do we get home with the portal closed? SMURFETTE * Come on guys, let's stay * smurftamistic. * GROUCHY * You know what? I chose to be pessi- * smurfistic. We're all going to * die. * PAPA (not so sure) Don't worry, Smurfs. I'm sure the blue moon will rise tonight, the portal will open and we'll be back safe and sound in the village, with our whole family together again. SMURFETTE I can't wait, I miss them already. PAPA All right, let's take shelter until dark. GUTSY Aye, let's get Weinstocksmurfin'. GROUCHY Ok, but I'm not happy. (alt) * Ok, but why would we go dancing? * GUTSY * (alt) * No,Marc I was using smurf as a * replacement for "find shelter". * BRAINY Keep your voices down. Suddenly... AZRAEL Meooowww! Azrael pounces - scattering the Smurfs. SMURFETTE Guys come on! This way! 21A.
GUTSY To the trees! BRAINY To the left, up, up, up! GUTSY Move it, hurry! Clumsy dashes toward the boathouse as Azrael bears down on the other Smurfs, who scamper up a tree. Azrael CHOMPS DOWN, getting a mouthful of Smurfette's hair. She clings to the tree for dear life. PAPA Smurfette! SMURFETTE (struggling) Owwww! My hair! Get back, cat! Smurfette whollops Azrael in the nose with her foot. GUTSY Hey, Azrael! ME-OOOOW! Azrael recoils, then spots easier prey... CLUMSY Way to go, Smurfette! AZRAEL'S POV: On the ground,Weinstock Clumsy cheers Smurfette. CLUMSY (CONT'D) Oh no! GROUCHY Take one for the team, Clumsy. MarcCLUMSY Help! Azrael charges. Terrified, Clumsy scampers onto a bench, FALLING into one of Patrick's boxes. GUTSY Ah crikey, Clumsy. Azrael closes in, but... Patrick, having exited the boathouse, throws a second box on top of the box Clumsy is in. 21B.
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20 SMURFETTE 20 Clumsy! GUTSY What a numpty! (alt) * Thank goodness Smurfs are incapable * of hate, cause I would really hate * him. * Grouchy points. The Smurfs gasp as Patrick carries his boxes, one with Clumsy's blue fingers cresting the edge, toward an approaching taxi. PAPA SMURF Quickly, to the mechanical wagon. GUTSY Upensy smurfs. GROUCHY Why don't we just go around the tree? The Smurfs charge along the branch toward the taxi, below. ANGLE ON THE TAXI QUEUE Azrael watches from the bench, miserable as Patrick begins loading the boxes into a taxi. He hops up on to a trash can for a better view. Weinstock Gargamel appears. GARGAMEL There you are! By all means, relax and enjoy the fresh air and the sunshine while my missing Smurfs couldMarc be anywhere! Azrael stares toward Patrick, trying to indicate Clumsy in the box. Suddenly Azreal spots the "high-wire" Smurfs running across the branch above them for the taxi. Azrael YOWLS! GARGAMEL (CONT'D) What? Where? Gargamel looks up. 22A.
21 EXT. BOATHOUSE - CONTINUOUS 21 As Patrick tosses the last of his things into the taxi's trunk. He closes the trunk and hops in the cab. It pulls away. ANGLE IN THE TREE: The Smurfs run along the scaffolding, closing in on the taxi... GUTSY Try and stay with me, Smurfs! GROUCHY I'm getting too old for this. Brainy trips and falls. BRAINY Oh, slow down! PAPA Be careful, Brainy. Gargamel cracks a smile with a renewed sense of excitement. He starts after the smurfs. GARGAMEL Hey, hey! Weinstock
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22 OMITTED 22 23 OMITTED 23 24 EXT./INT. CAB - FRONT OF BOAT HOUSE - CONTINUOUS 24 Through the back window we see Gargamel and Azrael gaining on the cab. PATRICK (to Cabbie) 7th Street between 1st and A please. 24A EXT. BOATHOUSE - CONTINUOUS 24A The smurfs run along the scaffolding, following the cab. PAPA Come on Smurfs! BRAINY I don't like these heights. PAPA Don't look down. Gargamel pursues the cab on foot. GARGAMEL Come back here Weinstockwith my smurfs! BRAINY The odds of getting Clumsy back are about 17.37%! The smurfs leap off of the scaffolding onto the roof of the moving cab. MarcPAPA Oh, my hip! GARGAMEL Smurfs! SMURFETTE Gargamel! GROUCHY Oh no. GUTSY Oh dear. 23A.
GARGAMEL Stop that carriage! GROUCHY Let's go, let's go! In the back seat of the cab, Patrick pats his pockets. PATRICK Wait, wait, wait. I forgot my phone. The Cabbie slams on the breaks. Gargamel, running full speed, SLAMS into the rear window of the cab. PATRICK (CONT'D) Never mind. Here it is. The cab pulls way. The smurfs LAUGH. GROUCHY Knock yourself over, Gargamel! (alt) * You've had that coming for about * thirty years. * GUTSY Did you see that? An Anjelou business card flutters free from the bumper. Gargamel angrily grabs at it. He stares at the Anjelou logo, then at the cab. A clue?Weinstock 25 EXT. TIMES SQUARE - DAY 25 Patrick's cab makes its way through the sensory-overload capitol of New York. SMURFS OhMarc wow! Whoa! They are utterly bewildered. Flashing lights, images the size of mountains, buildings that reach the sky. CLUMSY Castles and palaces everywhere! They pass a street vendor dressed as the Statue of Liberty. GUTSY Ooh, and green goblins! They pass another street vendor dressed as Elmo. 23B.
SMURFETTE And red trolls. Their taxi continues through Times Square. GUTSY (re: fashion model on billboard) Ooh! And look at that giant princess! GrouCHY Uh, that's no princess. SMURFETTE (in awe of NY) This village is amazing, Papa! PAPA Yes, and likely very dangerous. Until we rescue Clumsy and get back home, I need you all to stay close - and do exactly as I say. VARIOUS SMURFS Okay, Papa. / Agreed. / Smurfs honor. / If you say so! GUTSY Aye. You can count on us, Papa. Some girls waiting for a Weinstockcab notice the Smurfs and point, bewildered. BRAINY Uh! They can see us! Camouflage - blend in! The Smurfs flatten themselves against the "Blue Man Group" ad on top of theMarc taxi, as it continues to drive through Times Square. GROUCHY I think I got a bug in my teeth. 26 EXT. MANHATTAN - WINSLOW'S APARTMENT BLDG - EARLY EVENING 26 As Patrick's cab approaches the curb, the Smurfs prepare to pull themselves up on a passing tree branch. PAPA SMURF I guess this is our stop. Let's go... 23C.
SMURFETTE Not another tree! (alt) * Yay! We get to climb another tree! * GROUCHY * (alt) * (sarcastically) * Yay. * BRAINY Again with the climbing?! GROUCHY (sarcastic) How exciting! They grab onto the tree branch. It sags with their weight as the cab pulls forward to stop and let Patrick out. GUTSY Hang on, everybody, hang on! That's it! They scurry along the branch towards the tree trunk. As Patrick walks into his building, carrying the box....
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SMURFETTE Oh, I hope Clumsy can breathe in that box! GROUCHY How are we supposed to find Clumsy in THERE?! They look up, up, up at the SEVEN STORY apartment building and its many windows. BRAINY I could attempt to smurf the probabilities... SMURFETTE Brainy! PAPA SMURF We'll look through every window. GROUCHY I don't do windows! PAPA SMURF Now, let's get smurfin'. GUTSY Come on! (alt) * This is no time for thinking! It's * time to kick smurf!Weinstock * GROUCHY Every window?! They wearily begin to climb up the tree and towards the fire escape. MarcGUTSY Piece of cake. GROUCHY (under his breath) What's this guy smurfin'? 27 INT. WINSLOW’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 27 A nice, but modest apartment. Patrick bursts into the foyer carrying his boxes. PATRICK Grace?! 24A.
GRACE (O.S.) Hello! Patrick bounds into the living room, setting the box with Clumsy on the floor. Grace, 31, is sitting in an armchair holding a children's book. Patrick and Grace have a quick back-and-forth bantery relationship like in a 40s comedy. PATRICK Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? GRACE Ah, ah! Um, ok. Elway, their basset hound, looks up from his spot on an armchair. Grace leaps up to meet Patrick. GRACE (CONT’D) They invented zero calorie pizza.
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27 PATRICK 27 No, but that's a good idea. GRACE Yeah! Um, they found a... (hands to her belly) Oooh...the baby kicked. She looks up with wonder. PATRICK Ohh! Hi! They kiss. GRACE Feel! Feel. (Patrick feels her belly) Please say hello. Patrick leans in, not quite sure what to do. It's a sweet moment. Then, as men will do, he breaks it with a joke. PATRICK (lips to her belly) Hello, little sea-monkey. This is, uh, this is the sound of my voice. Grace giggles. PATRICK (CONT’D) Hello, son or daughter.Weinstock Hello. Heelloo. A few feet away, Clumsy peeks out of the top of the box. GRACE That is not the sound of your voice. That is the voice of a robot.Marc Our child is going to be attached to the toaster. PATRICK Or...the new VP of Marketing. GRACE (eyes light up, jumps up and down) No. No!! Oh my goodness! She gives Patrick a hug. 25A.
PATRICK (walking into his home office) Provisional. If I wow Cruella D'Odile, I keep the job. If not, my head goes on the pike next to the last guy.
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27 GRACE 27 And wow you will. You wowed me. PATRICK Wowed, wooed, wed. GRACE (re: baby) Wombed... PATRICK Nice. (then) But...I have two days. GRACE Oh. Yikes. PATRICK I know! What if I don't get it done in time? GRACE (realizing) Oh no, you can't come to the ultrasound... PATRICK (opens his computer) I don't know. Unless...wait. The back-up ads we have did fine in focus groups. WeinstockI can retool those. I'd have to work around the clock... Grace smiles, hiding disappointment. Marc 26A.
28 EXT. CENTRAL PARK - NIGHT 28 It's dark out and the park has cleared. Gargamel and Azrael sit under a street light.
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28 GARGAMEL 28 Oh, Azrael. We've come so far, yet ever am I haunted by the same familiar riddle. How to find the Smurfs. If only I-- Azrael realizes something, starts coughing. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) I'm sorry. Is my thinking interrupting your vile hacking?! If only I had something of theirs, a drop of spittle, a fingernail...some hair...even that would be enough to make some Smurf magic. Azrael coughs harder and hacks up a hairball. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Very nice. Are you done now? AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL I don’t want to look at it. Azrael shakes his head in disbelief, then rolls the hairball up to Gargamel, points at it. GARGAMELWeinstock (CONT'D) What, blech, what? (GASP!) Is that -- no, no it can't be... Gargamel picks up the hairball and looks closer. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) ItMarc is! The tawny locks of Smurfette! Sure enough, wrapped around the mess are several LONG STRANDS OF SMURFETTE'S GOLDEN HAIR - which Azrael ate in the prior scene. Gargamel sniffs them. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, oh, silky strands of joy-- mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit. Azrael MEWS proudly. Gargamel shakes some of the hairball off his hand and it hits Azrael in the eye. 27A.
GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Yes, yes, I am a genius! Azrael rolls his eyes. 28 GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 28 With my skills, even this small trifle of Smurfiness will yield me just enough power to catch them all. (looking around) I must find a laboratory in which to tease the magic from these precious little strands.
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28 Gargamel eyes a PORTA POTTY nearby. 28 GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Ooh, it's a bit small, but this should do nicely! They enter the porta potty. GARGAMEL (O.S.) (CONT’D) Oh look, it's even got its own cauldron. After a beat... SNIFF... MEOW! Then they stagger out GASPING. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Whoa. Someone's been working a dark and terrible magic in there. Suddenly, in the distance, some outdoor lights pop on, illuminating BELVEDERE CASTLE. Gargamel sees it. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) (enamored) Ooh. What. Is. That? 29 OMITTED 29 Weinstock
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30 INT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - MOMENTS LATER 30 Gargamel and Azrael step into the basement of the castle - abandoned, filthy, junk-ridden. Gargamel sees the potential. GARGAMEL Oh, baby... Daddy's home. FADE OUT.
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31 OMITTED 31 32 OMITTED 32 32A EXT WINSLOW APARTMENT - HOURS LATER - NIGHT 32A The exhausted Smurfs are still making their way up the fire escape ladder. BRAINY Papa, I'm familiar with 613 shades of blue. That moon is not one of them. The full moon is decidedly white. GrouCHY * Whoaa. How's that supposed to open * the portal home? * SMURFETTE * (scared) * Papa? * PAPA SMURF Stay calm, everyone. The reason it's not blue is probably the reflection of this strange village brightness. (alt) * Stay calm, everyone. If the portal * opened once it Weinstockcan open again. * GROUCHY * How are we going to open a magical * portal when we can't even find * Clumsy? * GUTSY Marc(re: apartment window) Hey...I think I see something up there! 32B INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - PATRICK'S OFFICE - SAME TIME 32B Patrick stands up from his desk and looks around his office for inspiration. 33 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME 33 The boxes remain on the floor by the home office door. 29A.
34 INT. BOX - CONTINUOUS 34 The contents of the box are piled precariously high. Clumsy balances atop of the pile, pushing on the lid. The pile teeters. He slips and SLAMS into the perforated handle cut- out on the side, knocking it loose. An opening! 35 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 35 Clumsy fearfully peers from the opening, then pulls himself out of the box and drops to the floor. He is taking in his surroundings when he sees Patrick's silhouette approaching the office door. CLUMSY Oh no! Scurrying backwards, Clumsy backs into a BIG BLACK WET THING. PULL BACK to reveal: a nose, attached to... Elway the dog. CLUMSY (CONT’D) Ahhh! Clumsy runs. Elway struggles to get traction on the wood floors, paws churning, and chases after him. Just as they clear frame, Gutsy sticks his face in the window. GUTSY Clumsy? Is thatWeinstock you? (sees the box) Hullo! He whistles a signal to the other Smurfs. A35 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS A35 Clumsy tearsMarc down the hall. CLUMSY Help! Heeeelp! Clumsy runs into the bathroom and shuts the door. Elway CRASHES into the closed door and paws at it. 30.
36 INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS 36 Elway barks and paws at the door. Still scared, Clumsy runs across the bathroom and climbs a towel rack up towards the sink. CLUMSY Oh, smurf!!! Clumsy dives into the sink. A breath. He feels safe for the first time. He catches a whiff of something sweet. He follows his nose to... the BUBBLE-BOOM liquid HAND SOAP. CLUMSY (CONT’D) (reading the soap's label) Berry...Boom. Mmmmm! Famished, he sucks down a mouthful, then grimaces, BURPING a huge BUBBLE - the bubble POPS. He recoils and slips on the soapy sink ledge, then stumbles into a hair dryer, which TURNS ON and blows him backwards...INTO THE TOILET. 36A INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS 36A Grace is awakened by Elway's scratching and barking. GRACE Patrick...?! 36B INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - OFFICE - CONTINUOUS 36B Patrick is in the zone, comparingWeinstock advertisement mock-ups he has hanging on a bulletin board. 36C INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS 36C Clumsy climbs out of the toilet bowl and onto the seat. He starts to slip. He grabs the handle (a chain hanging from above)... FLUSH! He swings back and forth over the flushing bowl. He jumpsMarc off the chain and lands on top of the toilet paper. The roll unfurls as he desperately runs on it. He falls back into the toilet bowl and the toilet paper continues to unwind on top of him. D36 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS D36 Grace stirs as Elway continues to POUT AND SCRATCH at the bathroom door. GRACE Elway! She gets up to see what's going on. 30A.
D37 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS D37 The Smurfs have arrived at Clumsy's box. GUTSY I'm sure this is the box! GROUCHY When I get my hands on him...! BRAINY Ssh! Someone's coming. PAPA SMURF (hushing them) Smurfs! D38 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS D38 Grace crosses the hall and opens the bathroom door. D39 INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS D39 Elway runs into the bathroom as Grace follows. He goes straight to the toilet and sticks his nose in the bowl. GRACE (moving Elway away from the toilet) Oh no! No no no no. Elway... She notices what amounts Weinstockto an entire roll of SOGGY TOILET PAPER floating in the toilet. GRACE (CONT'D) Elway! Did you do that?! 37 OMITTED 37 38 INT. APARTMENTMarc LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 38 The Smurfs are on top of Clumsy's box, trying to open the lid. GUTSY Come on, put a little smurf into it! SMURFETTE Hang on, Clumsy! BRAINY Shhh, quiet! 30B.
PAPA SMURF All together now! They pry open the lid to Clumsy's box only to find it empty. GROUCHY Ai yi yi. A38 INT. WINSLOW'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS A38 Patrick is still working. He rifles through some pages - then looks around for the box. He gets up from his desk and heads towards the office door. B38 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS B38 GUTSY Now what, lads? SMURFETTE What happened to Clumsy? GROUCHY I bet they ate him. Let's go home! They hear approaching footsteps. PAPA Hide! Dive! Dive! They all dive in the box.Weinstock The lid is just closing when Patrick enters and picks up the box. 39 INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS 39 Back in the bathroom, Grace uses a toilet brush to fish out the toilet paper. She gingerly walks with it towards the trash. Marc 40 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 40 Patrick sets the box on a low table. A40 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS A40 Grace continues to hold the toilet brush. Strange whimpers emerge from the mound of toilet paper as it begins to WIGGLE. B40 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS B40 Patrick opens the box. He sees... 5 LITTLE BLUE CREATURES STARING UP AT HIM. The Smurfs GASP. 30C.
C40 INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS C40 Grace begins to freak. Then, Clumsy pops his head out of the soggy toilet paper mound. CLUMSY (screams) Ahhhh! GRACE (screams) Ahhhh!
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C41 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS C41 40 PATRICK 40 (screams) Ahhhh! SMURFS (scream) Ahhhh! 41 INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS 41 GRACE (still screaming) Ahhhh! Grace FLINGS Clumsy - sending him flying across the room. He yells as he hits the window and slides down to the windowsill. 42 INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 42 The Smurfs HEAR Clumsy's scream. PAPA That's Clumsy! GUTSY Charge, Smurfs, charge! The Smurfs leap out of the box onto Patrick, who falls over backwards. They run rightWeinstock over him. SMURFETTE Clumsy, we're coming! Grouchy stops just below Patrick's chin. GROUCHY (kicksMarc Patrick in the chin) This is for Clumsy! The Smurfs spread out all over the living room. BRAINY Wait for me!
43 INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS 43 Clumsy slumps on the windowsill. Elway barks. Grace approaches, shaking and screaming. 31-32A.
CLUMSY Please don't hurt me, please! I just wanna go home. Grace slows, holding the toilet brush like a weapon. GRACE (stuttering) Are you...did you...did you just talk? CLUMSY I’m not saying ‘til you put down the giant spiky thing! A43 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS A43 The Smurfs spread out looking for Clumsy. SMURFS Clumsy! / Where are you?! / Make yourself known! Smurf us a sign! / Smurf out, smurf out, wherever you are! / Are you there? / Come to my voice! / Can you hear us? Patrick grabs an umbrella from the stand and starts swiping at the Smurfs, trying to herd them back out the door. PATRICK Get outta' here! Back to the sewers! Weinstock Smurfs scatter, dodging his blows. Gutsy has climbed up onto the mantel piece. GUTSY You lot find Clumsy! The giant is mine!Marc Gutsy JUMPS onto Patrick's back. Patrick spins in circles, trying to hit Gutsy with the umbrella. GUTSY (CONT’D) * Have you had enough? Tap out! Tap * out! * Papa has found the hallway to the bathroom and gestures to the other Smurfs. PAPA SMURF Over here! 31-32B.
Aiming at Gutsy with the umbrella, Patrick hits his own head and falls down. B43 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS B43 GRACE Ok, so you're like a... you're blue...and...oh! (then very concerned) Oh gosh, are you ok? PAPA SMURF (O.S.) Quickly! GROUCHY (O.S.) This way, this way! PAPA SMURF (O.S.) Follow me, Smurfs! SMURFETTE (O.S.) Clumsy, where are you? Elway hears the Smurfs' voices in the hallway and rushes out. B44 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS B44 The Smurfs run towards the bathroom, calling for Clumsy. Elway charges out of the bathroom, BARKING madly. The Smurfs turn around and run back towards the living room as he chases them. Weinstock BRAINY Look out! GROUCHY Other way, other way! They enter the living room just as Patrick is getting back up, and run Marcright through his legs and around him. SMURFS Run, Smurfs! / (to Patrick) You big, hairy, ugly cat! Chasing the Smurfs, Elway runs right towards Patrick. PATRICK Elway! Elway knocks Patrick over and runs over his face. Elway chases the Smurfs into a corner, and they turn around. 31-32C.
SMURFS Smurf for your lives! / Clumsy, where the smurf are you?! Elway pursues the Smurfs and knocks Patrick down again. Gutsy begins to lasso Patrick's hands together. GUTSY Stop bleatin' like a sheep an' let me hog tie ya, ya wrinkly numkin'. From the floor Patrick sees the Smurfs heading for the bedroom. He calls out. PATRICK Grace! We're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness! Just then Grace enters the living room, lovingly cradling Clumsy. Everyone stops. The other Smurfs and Elway are at her feet. GRACE It's okay! They're friendly! BRAINY steps out from behind Grace's leg. * BRAINY * We come in peace! We mean no harm! * Weinstock
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Gutsy steps over to Patrick, still lying on the floor. GUTSY (up in Patrick's grill) Yer lucky yer lassie stepped in. I was aboot to make haggis of yer innards. 45 EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - MORNING - ESTABLISHING 45 Belvedere Castle and Turtle Pond. 46 INT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - MORNING 46 Gargamel has set up shop in the dungeon of Belvedere Castle. A candle churns smoky brew in an old coffee urn into VAPOR, which pulses through an elaborate Rube Goldberg-esque contraption. Gargamel laughs and holds up the strands of Smurfette's hair. GARGAMEL This is it. This is it, Azrael. Smurfette's hair goes in here, goes through this smurf essence extractor, and finally, I have my Smurfalator! Ha! It's the piece de resistance, the creme de la... Gargamel looks over and sees Azrael, leg in the air, LICKING HIS OWN BUTT. Weinstock GARGAMEL (CONT'D) If I could do that, I wouldn't care about Smurfs, either. (ALT) And I thought I was talented. Suddenly theMarc machine begins to churn and chug. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Yeees. Yeees. Yes! With this precious elixir my sorcerous spells shall be powerful beyond all measurable - (beat) - measurement. From the spout comes a DROP of IRIDESCENT BLUE LIQUID. Gargamel pours the drops into his open signet ring and closes it. The center stone GLOWS with the power it now contains. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) (sing-song) Ahh. This one tiny drop will give me the power to capture them all! 33A.
He turns to Azrael with a conspiratorial grin. Azrael looks * at him and then starts licking himself again. * GARGAMEL (O.S.) (CONT’D) * Really? It's like I'm not even * here! *
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47 INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - KITCHEN AREA - MORNING 47 The kitchen is full of Smurfs all singing the LA LA LA SONG as they try to make sense of modern human breakfast. Gutsy rides atop a spinning orange on the juicer, LAUGHING. Clumsy captures the juice in a glass. GUTSY Woah, this is great! Smurfette helps a delighted Grace wash strawberries at the sink. Patrick pauses in the middle of pouring cereal, freaked out by what's going on around him. As he sings the La La Song, Grouchy is angrily stomping his foot on the lever of the toaster trying to make it pop back up. Brainy laughs at him. BRAINY It’s so obvious that what you’re doing is wrong! GROUCHY Oh, really! After you! BRAINY Clearly this mechanism works like this.... Weinstock Brainy climbs up onto the toaster lever. Grace turns towards Patrick. GRACE How crazy is this? Little blue people!Marc Singing. In our kitchen! Grouchy kicks the toaster lever. It pops up and PUNTS Brainy, sending him sailing. BRAINY Aaaaaaahhh! Brainy lands with his trademark head-plant in Patrick's cereal bowl, splattering cereal all over Patrick. Grace LAUGHS. PATRICK (to Grace) So, you’re sticking with your “This is Actually Happening” theory? 34A.
Grace giggles and nods. Brainy pops his head out of the cereal bowl. BRAINY (sheepish) Sorry! Patrick turns to his laptop at the table. It's on a Google search page for "smurf." We notice a Smurfs Wikipedia page link and a photo of a large statue of a Smurf labeled "Le Schtroumpf par Peyo."
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47 PATRICK 47 (to Grace) Okay. It says here, Smurfs are mythical creatures from Belgium... Also known as Stroumphs... Documented by Peyo. Papa Smurf affirms all this with grunts. GRACE (reads over his shoulder) Aw, it also says they bring good luck. Like leprechauns to the Irish. PATRICK It says they’re mythical, Grace. Gutsy spins out of control on the juicer in the background. GUTSY Wooo hooo! Gutsy SAILS off the juicer and lands with a SPLAT of orange juice all over Patrick’s laptop screen. Patrick’s not amused. PAPA SMURF I'm so sorry, Master Winslow. GUTSY That was great!Weinstock GRACE (lightening the moment) They look pretty real to me. Patrick wipes his screen, muttering crankily. MarcGRACE (CONT’D) (re: Elway) Aww, look! Elway AAAAARROOOOO’S, lying on his back, leg twitching in ECSTASY as Clumsy giggles and scratches his belly. Papa Smurf hops onto Patrick's laptop, and rides along as Patrick carries it to the kitchen table. 35A.
PATRICK Okay, to review: You guys come from a "magic forest" where you live in oversized mushrooms - PAPA SMURF Yes. PATRICK - you’re being chased by an evil wizard - PAPA SMURF Yeah. PATRICK - and you're trapped in New York until there's a "blue moon" - PAPA SMURF Uh huh. PATRICK - and you like to use the extremely imprecise term “smurf” for just about everything. BRAINY Smurfxactly. PATRICK And you're all Weinstocknamed after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you’ve exhibited certain traits? Marc 36.
SMURFS Yup! / Yeah. / Yep, whatever. Smurfette giggles. 47 PAPA 47 (re computer) Master Winslow, there must be something about the Blue Moon on your magic window machine. BRAINY Woah! Just what is this magic searching device? PATRICK Well, right now, I’m using Google. SMURFS Ooooooh. Gooooogle. PATRICK (reading website) Okay. “Blue Moon. A full moon that occurs twice in one month. A figurative construct” -- much like yourselves --
GROUCHY Hey! Weinstock PATRICK -- "but the moon itself doesn't appear to be blue." The Smurfs GASP. SMURFS What?!Marc / Not blue? / Oh, perfect! / Now we'll never get home! Papa jumps to the screen, comically attempting to obscure a picture of a full moon. PAPA No cause for alarm, my little Smurfs. (thinking aloud) If we’re to open the portal home, I’ll just have to smurf us a potion to invoke the Blue Moon... 36A.
PATRICK (getting up to grab some creamer) You hear that, honey? They're only staying 'til the blue moon rises. An actual blue one. Which could happen if the little blue Santa man makes a magic potion, which at this point seems completely plausible. Grouchy pops out of the creamer jar, brandishing a half-eaten strawberry. GROUCHY Want a bite? PATRICK No, thank you. Patrick rejoins Grace at the table. PAPA ...Of course, the stars will need to be perfectly aligned. And when that might be is hard to determine without the proper instrument. Master Winslow, might I borrow your stargazer? PATRICKWeinstock My what-whatzer?
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GUTSY Uh oh. He doesn't have a stargazer. (to Patrick) Do ye? CLUMSY This is all my fault. BRAINY We're all gonna die! Gutsy shakes Brainy by the shoulders. GUTSY 47 Smurf out of it, Scaredy-brains! 47 One Panicky Smurf is enough! SMURFETTE Besides, Papa had a vision, and everything turns out smurfy. Right, Papa? All eyes in the room turn towards Papa Smurf. PAPA (swallowing his doubts) Uh... yes, yes. It all turns out just... fine. 48 EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY 48 Gargamel and Azrael crossWeinstock a crowded New York Street. GARGAMEL We must find this smurf-thief! (to Azrael) Eh, stop your complaining. (then) If I were a smurf, where would I go?Marc A BUSINESSMAN IN A SUIT comes hurrying in the other direction. 48 GARGAMEL (CONT’D) 48 You there, you there, Fancypants! Have you seen any little blue men? The man passes, TALKING into his BLUETOOTH earpiece... BUSINESSMAN (INTO PHONE) Absolutely, what price are we talking about? 37A.
GARGAMEL You're selling them? Just then, a YOUNG WOMAN crosses, talking into her bluetooth. YOUNG WOMAN Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie? GARGAMEL (pursuing her) What drawer? YOUNG WOMAN In the kitchen, Lily. GARGAMEL Who is this Lily? Yet another bluetooth user crosses -- a GUY IN A PLAID SHIRT and workboots. GUY IN PLAID SHIRT Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my department! GARGAMEL (grabbing the guy's arm) Please... Young Woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with findingWeinstock the smurfs? GUY IN PLAID SHIRT (pulling away) Take your meds, man! GARGAMEL (beat) What? Is everyone in this realm completelyMarc insane? 48 As if answering his question, a bum suddenly barrels into his 48 path with all his worldly belongings in a shopping cart. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Ah, thank the gods -- a local wizard, excellent. (to the bum) Pardon me, wise sir. By any chance have you seen any little blue men? BUM (nodding, crazy) They're everywhere! 37B.
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49 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - MORNING 49 The Smurfs are alone in the living room. Papa passes out smurfberries to his anxious crew. PAPA Now, take just one, everybody. We have to make sure our smurfberries last. GROUCHY Great. We're gonna be here how long? PAPA * Not long. I have a plan. First we * have to get a stargazer. Then find * a book of spells, and then Smurf a * portal and we're home. Very * simple, my little Smurfs. * BRAINY (stuttering) If we run out of smurfberries, we'll d-d-d, we'll d-d-d-.... Patrick enters in a rush, putting on his tie. SMURFETTE Oooh! Someone looks smurf-a-lish! GUTSYWeinstock (re Patrick's tie) Why are ya wearing that leash? PATRICK It's a tie. GROUCHY DoesMarc it keep your neck warm? PATRICK No, it's... BRAINY Clearly, it functions as an aid in his craft, like a blacksmith's apron. PATRICK I wear it because... it's what everyone wears at work. The Smurfs stare at him, confused. 38aA.
GUTSY What are ye, ya pasty giant? PATRICK I... try to get people to buy things by analyzing market trend predictions and-- (MORE)
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49 BRAINY 49 Predictions - ah ha! He's a fortune teller! PATRICK Not exactly. Look, I would love to explain, but I am super late and I gotta go. Grace enters in a hurry. SMURFETTE (gasps) What?! You had one outfit on, and now you're wearing something completely different! Grace looks a little confused. PAPA Now, Smurfette, she probably got the other one dirty. Let's not embarrass her. SMURFETTE Oh, sorry. CLUMSY Thanks for letting us stay in your mushroom, Miss Grace. It's really nice! Weinstock GRACE (delighted, to Smurfs) Why, thank you, I'm glad you like it. I like our little mushroom too. (re Patrick) But somebody wants a bigger mushroom.Marc SMURFETTE But... then you'd be further apart. GRACE That's what I said. 40.
49 SMURFETTE 49 Why are boys so obsessed with the size of their mushrooms? I don't get it. GRACE (LAUGHS) You said it, sister. Okay, I've gotta go. I've got an appointment. I've got a baby on the way, so... PATRICK We can't just leave them here alone... (off Grace's look) Without an adult. PAPA (laughs) I'm 546 years old. PATRICK Of course you are. GRACE They'll be fine. They'll be fine! PATRICK Ok, love you. They kiss. Grace waves goodbyeWeinstock and exits. Patrick grabs his computer and heads for the front door. PATRICK (CONT’D) By the way... I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you. SMURFETTE WhyMarc not? PATRICK Our world doesn't do well with visitors from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! (off blank stares) E.T.? The movie? The moving picture...book? Just stay, ok? 41.
A49 The door SLAMS, leaving the Smurfs alone. A49 GROUCHY Great. He's gone and we still don't have a stargazer. BRAINY (beat) Wait a smurf! If he's a fortune teller, he reads stars all the time! Ergo, it's at his place of business! PAPA Excellent work, Brainy! (alt) * That is air tight logic, Brainy! * GUTSY What are we waiting for, a bloody smurfitation? Let's ride! CLUMSY Yeah! Come on, guys! GUTSY Come on, Smurfs, to the window! PAPA SMURF Let's go get that stargazer! The Smurfs start out. ClumsyWeinstock trips over his own feet and falls on the couch. The Smurfs turn to Clumsy. Awkward pause. PAPA Clumsy... I think it might be best if you, uh...if you stay here. You know,Marc smurf an eye on the mushroom. The Smurfs share pained, awkward looks. Clumsy knows the score. 42.
A49 CLUMSY A49 (despondent) Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Clumsy puts on a brave face, but we can see it hurts. GUTSY This way, Smurfs! PAPA SMURF Let's follow Mr. Winslow! The rest of the Smurfs run out the window. Clumsy sits down on the couch. CLUMSY (glass half-full) Yeah...I can smurf an eye on the mushroom! 50 EXT. PATRICK'S APARTMENT FIRE ESCAPE - CONTINUOUS 50 All the Smurfs but Clumsy pile out onto the fire escape. GUTSY (as he jumps from the windowsill) Smurf-a-leg! GROUCHY Let's smurf thisWeinstock joint! BRAINY Can you see him? Is he down there? On the street below, Patrick whistles. GUTSY Look! He's getting into the mechanicalMarc wagon. SMURFETTE Oh no! BRAINY Clearly, that distance is too great to - GUTSY (interrupting, kicks him off the fire escape) Off ye go! 42aA.
BRAINY (falling) No! Gutsyyyyyyy! GUTSY (jumps off himself) Come on, Smurfs! The other Smurfs jump from the fire escape. SMURFS Quickly! / Smurfabunga! / Goodbye blue world! / Use your hat as a chute, you ninny! / Couldn't we just have taken the stairs?! They slow their falls, using their hats as parachutes. They glide and land onto the top of the cab. BRAINY Not funny, Gutsy! GROUCHY * It was a little funny. * PAPA SMURF Shhh, Smurfs! They hold on to the roof top advertisement - blending in like chameleons to the ad for BLU RAY DISCS. As the cab screeches off, Patrick looks at the ceiling of the cab - did he hear something? Nah. Weinstock
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52 EXT. FIFTH AVE - ANJELOU HEADQUARTERS - DAY 52 A beautiful 5th Avenue building. The bottom floors house the Anjelou flagship store. The floors above, corporate HQ. Patrick's cab approaches the front of the building. PAPA SMURF We're stopping. Hold on tight! SmurFETTE * Not to me, Grouchy! * GrouCHY * Oh, did I do that? Sorry! * SMURFETTE * Why do the yellow metal wagon * drivers drive like crazy men! * GUTSY * I love the way they drive! * SMURFETTE * Exactly. * Patrick gets out. A voice calls to him. PAPA SMURF Master Winslow! We really need your help! Weinstock SMURFETTE Yoo hoo! Hey! Patrick turns and sees the Smurfs on top of the cab. PATRICK WhatMarc are you doing here?! GUTSY What part of "we need a stargazer" don't ya understand, ya numptie?! PATRICK (hushed) But you can't be out in public! CAB DRIVER Who are you talking to?! PAPA If we could just have a quick look around in your predicting parlor... 43A.
SMURFETTE We really want to go home. CAB DRIVER Come on man, I gotta go! Patrick notices a few CO-WORKERS emerging from the building.
SMURFETTE Please? Please?? PATRICK Okay, fine! Just...come here. He hides the Smurfs in his coat as they begin to object. BRAINY Woah, hey! PATRICK All of you. PAPA SMURF Careful! GUTSY Watch the smurfberries! GROUCHY I'm not going inWeinstock ther-- CAB DRIVER Come on, let's go! PATRICK Be quiet. Patrick jogsMarc toward his building, trying to be inconspicuous, jacket bulging. BRAINY (O.S.) It's dark in here! GROUCHY (O.S.) Alright, who smurfed? Oh, wait, * that was me. * 44.
53 INT. ANJELOU OFFICES - DAY 53 The busy corporate space above the boutique. Patrick over- smiles, as he "casually" enters the foyer. GUTSY (O.S.) Get yer hand outta me kilt! BRAINY (O.S.) That's not my hand. PATRICK (bends strangely as he walks; under his breath) Hey, ticklish! RECEPTIONIST Good morning, Mr. Winslow! Congratulations on your promotion. PATRICK Thank you! (to Smurfs in jacket) I hope you guys like desk drawers because that's where you're gonna... ODILE (O.S.) You're late. Patrick looks up and sees Odile in front of him, holding some materials from his desk. Weinstock PATRICK Ohhh-dile! Haha! You were in my office! ODILE It's my building. We have much workMarc to do. The launch for Jouvenel is tomorrow night. Is your concept ready? PATRICK Ah, it's close! I had a crazy morning-- Suddenly, Patrick WIGGLES and LAUGHS as if being TICKLED. ODILE What are you doing? 44A.
PATRICK (trying to contain it) Um, nothing. It's just I'm excited. Excited! About all the concept ideas. Suddenly, a GROWL comes from under Patrick's jacket. GUTSY (O.S.) (wiggling around) Rrrrrrgh.
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53 PATRICK 53 (pointing to stomach) And hungry. Hungry for uh, its success. ODILE Hmmmm. Nervous energy... PATRICK Nervous energy's what's going on up in here! ODILE I like it. The fear of failure is a fabulous motivator. PATRICK True that. The moment she's gone, Henri steps into Patrick's path. PATRICK (CONT’D) Henri! HENRI (beat) Make it work. PATRICK You have no idea. A53 INT. PATRICK'S OFFICE - DAYWeinstock A53 Patrick enters his office as the Smurfs continue to complain from within his jacket. He drops the Smurfs on his desk, closes the door, and tries to block the windows. PATRICK Are you guys crazy? You're gonna getMarc me fired! SMURFETTE Ow, my hair! CU of Gutsy staggering around, holding his nose. * GUTSY (catching his breath) I couldn't breathe in there, it * smelled like the business end of a * sheep! * (alt) * That was dark, smelly and confined. * (MORE) 45A. GUTSY (CONT'D) Like that one time I was sat on by * a sheep. * BRAINY I don't see a stargazer! PAPA SMURF I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer. PATRICK I don't - have - a stargazer! Ok? It's not something people of this century just have! Especially here! GROUCHY Not happy. (alt) * I thought I had a bad attitude. * PATRICK Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to work. Patrick opens his computer and tries working. The Smurfs look to each other nervously. They don't have time for this. PAPA Well, perhaps we'll sing to help you work faster. Then we'll get the stargazer. ComeWeinstock along, Smurfs!
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A53 SMURFS A53 (dancing and singing on his desk) "La la la la la la. Sing a happy song. La la la la la la, smurf the whole day long." Patrick tries to ignore them... but can't. SMURFS (CONT’D) "La la la la la la, now you know the tune. La la la la la la-- " PATRICK Okay... stop. Stop! They all trail off, except Grouchy. GROUCHY (deep, low voice) "...sing a happy song." The Smurfs stare at Patrick, confused. PATRICK Oh c'mon. None of you finds that song just the tiniest bit annoying? Grouchy raises his hand. GROUCHY I find it annoying!Weinstock PAPA Well, what do you sing at work? PATRICK I don't sing at work. The Smurfs GASPMarc in horror. SMURFETTE What?! GUTSY And you have to wear a leash? The Smurfs shake their heads in pity. SMURFETTE I know! How 'bout if we hum? The Smurfs start HUMMING the "La La Song" as they spread out and explore gadgets on Patrick's desk. 46A.
PATRICK Please stop humming. They continue, as a coworker tries to peer in Patrick's window. He tries to block her view. Patrick cuts them off. PATRICK (CONT’D) I need to hone my message here. Please. Be quiet. BRAINY Ooh! I've got a message "Always chew with your mouth closed." Papa taught us that! PAPA That's good. You should use that. SMURFETTE Or ... "Dance and be happy!"
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GUTSY How 'boot "Grab life by the grapes!" A53 SMURFS A53 I smurf, therefore I am. / Turn that frown upside down! / Hang in there! / Always bet on blue. / Have a smurfy day! SMURFETTE "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it"? PAPA It's an embarrassment of riches. They're giving you gold! PATRICK There is no time and I need to do this on my own. Okay? PAPA Yes. Very good. That's the honorable thing. PATRICK Thank you. PAPA SMURF But you should try to smurf a message that uplifts the whole village. Right,Weinstock Smurfs? The Smurfs all agree enthusiastically, except Grouchy. GROUCHY (to Patrick, fed up) Welcome to my world. Patrick sighsMarc and turns back to his computer. 54 EXT. FIFTH AVENUE - DAY 54 Thick steam billows up from a manhole cover in the crosswalk. SLOW-MO - Gargamel strides through the smoke dramatically - like a super villain. Azrael waits for him on the curb, annoyed. GARGAMEL I love emerging dramatically through the smoke. (MORE) 47-47AA. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) (he doubles back and goes through it again) It makes me feel so deliciously mysterious. (beat) Also, it gives the skin a wonderful glow. Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) What? Where, where? Azrael meows again. Gargamel notices across the street is the ANJELOU BUILDING with the ANJELOU INSIGNIA etched in the window. He pulls out the business card he got at the boathouse, holding it upside down. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Curses! Oh, so close!
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54 AZRAEL 54 Meow. GARGAMEL (rotating the card) Oh... Theirs is upside down. Idiots. They painted it wrong! Azrael smacks himself in the head. Gargamel starts for the door. 55 INT./EXT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT/FIREESCAPE - DAY 55 Grace returns home and hears Clumsy singing the "La La Song." She finds Clumsy out on the fire escape - planting seeds into abandoned pots of dirt. She sticks her head out the window. GRACE (laughing with delight) Hello! What are you doing? CLUMSY Oh, just greening things up a bit. She sees what he's planting - things from the kitchen: seeds from granola and bread, some pieces of corn, a bean or two. GRACE That's so sweet, that's very sweet, but... I'm not so sure this stuff's gonna grow. EspeciallyWeinstock out here. CLUMSY We'll see. (holding up thumb) Smurfs have a very blue thumb. He picks up Marca smurfberry, about to plant it. GRACE I can see that. So, where's everyone else? CLUMSY Oh, they went to get a stargazer, so Papa can Smurf a Blue Moon to get us home. GRACE They went without you? CLUMSY Yeah. I mean, who knows why. 48A.
He leans on a potted plant, almost falling off himself and sending the pot over the edge. A THUD and SHATTER from O.S. CLUMSY (CONT’D) Phew! MAN'S VOICE (angry) Hey! Watch it up there! GRACE (oops!) Heeey! Sorry! (to Clumsy) Why don't we come inside? Grace and Clumsy share a look, then race inside, GIGGLING.
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56 Across the store, Gargamel notices Odile, clearly in charge, 56 addressing a group of STORE MANAGERS. He approaches, watching keenly, as Henri holds out a jar of cream and Odile dabs some on the face of a refined 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN. ODILE (holding small jar) Be sure to demonstrate how this new anti-aging creme will make any woman look young, beautiful and vibrant. It's almost magical. HENRI Astonishing, really. Gargamel leans in, inspecting the woman closely. Then: GARGAMEL (inspecting the woman) I see no transformation. (to Odile) Your potion has no power. ODILE Excuse me? GARGAMEL She’s still an eye-offending dogfish if you ask me. HENRI Sir! Weinstock ODILE This is my mother who you're speaking of. GARGAMEL I'm so sorry, I didn't realize. How sadMarc for you in 30 years. ODILE Henri, escort this lunatic out! Henri SNAPS his fingers for a GUARD to come to his aid. GARGAMEL Lunatic? HENRI Security! 49AA.
GARGAMEL I am the great and powerful Gargamel. Lunatic... Could a lunatic do this?! Before the guard can reach him, Gargamel pulls a "chopstick" from a beautician's hair, pours a drop of Smurf essence on it from his ring, and touches it to the woman's face... GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Alaca-zootiful! POOF!
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56 Suddenly the woman begins to transform - wrinkles disappear, 56 color returns to her hair, bust rises and fills out. She looks 25 years younger. Everyone GASPS. ODILE Dios Mio, Mama! (to Gargamel) How did you do that? HENRI Yes, and seriously, me next! GARGAMEL So sorry, but lunatics and great wizards never reveal their secrets. ODILE’S MOTHER (passing out) Dios Mio... Odile’s mother hits the floor like a sack of potatoes. GARGAMEL Come, Azrael. Now. Where are my smurfs? Gargamel and Azrael start to exit. Odile looks at her mother for a beat and instantly turns back to Gargamel... ODILE No no no! Don'tWeinstock go! With a few quick strides she catches up to him. ODILE (CONT’D) I must know. What did you just do?? GARGAMEL NotMarc telling. ODILE (grabbing his arm) Please, Senor... Can you do that again? GARGAMEL You may attempt to persuade me. She draws closer, seductively stroking his cheek with a perfectly manicured finger. 50A.
56 ODILE 56 What is it that you desire? Riches, fame, fortune? With my help, the whole world will know the name that is... Garbagesmell! GARGAMEL Gargamel. ODILE (doesn't miss a beat) Yes, with my help, the whole world will know the genius that is... Gargamel. Azrael MEOWS in confusion. Gargamel stomps on his tail, shutting him up, but never turning his gaze from Odile's. GARGAMEL (overcome) I'm sorry, did you say... "genius?" He's right where she wants him. 57 EXT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - GRACE'S PAINTING AREA - DAY 57 Grace is painting a little jewelry chest. Clumsy sits on top of it. CLUMSY Then I tripped and fell off the cliff, and got Weinstocksucked through the portal, so they all had to come get me. But, on the bright side, we did get to meet you and Patrick, so...I guess being clumsy can be a good thing. GRACE Gosh,Marc you know, I know how you feel. I'm so clumsy, too. Clumsy looks at her, surprised. CLUMSY Nah! 51.
57 GRACE 57 No, I am, look at this! See this on my knee? I got this from a coffee table. (then elbow) (MORE)
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GRACE (encouraging) Yeah? CLUMSY (thinking it over) Nah, probably not.
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58 INT. PATRICK'S OFFICE - SAME TIME 58 The Smurfs are all over Patrick's office singing and wreaking havoc. Playing with his golf toy, his AR Drone... Grouchy punts Brainy through the basketball hoop. Papa plays with an electric fan. PAPA SMURF This is a fascinating wind machine you have here. Patrick, exasperated, grabs the phone. A58 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME A58 Grace's cell phone rings. She puts down her paintbrush and grabs it. GRACE Hi Patrick! B58 INT. PATRICK'S OFFICE - SAME TIME B58 PATRICK (INTO PHONE) Grace, help! They are everywhere, and they won't stop singing. I cannot get a thing done! Please come get these guys! Gutsy dive bombs Patrick's head with the AR Drone toy and runs into the wall. Weinstock GUTSY Sorry 'boot that. 59 INT. RUSSIAN TEAROOM - DAY 59 CLOSE ON: Azrael, in the lap of a mildly-annoyed Henri, licking caviarMarc from a silver spoon. Power-lunchroom to midtown's elite. Gargamel sits next to Odile. A WAITER stands by. ODILE Senor Gargamel, I'll be frank. Lancome, Clinique, Mac, they'd kill to get what you have in that ring. GARGAMEL (keeping an eye out) Not if we kill them first. Let’s see... (MORE) 53A. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) We’re going to need some knights, preferably in shining armor... some bowman... poison arrows... ODILE (laughs) I like the way you think. GARGAMEL ...And some spikes to mount their heads on. HENRI Well, it is all about presentation.
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59 A huge, almost medieval tray of meats arrives. Gargamel digs 59 into a turkey leg. ODILE And of course, all our testing will be animal cruelty free. GARGAMEL What, I pay extra for animal cruelty, is that it? (to Azrael, who's eating off his plate) Get out of here! He throws Azrael off the table. ODILE (chuckles devilishly) You have a wicked sense of humor. We like that, don’t we, Henri? Azrael leaps back on the table; Gargamel throws him off again. Azrael returns, and Gargamel dispenses with him again. HENRI The man is scintillating. Gargamel spots a SOUP TUREEN on a passing tray. GARGAMEL Oh, thank the gods,Weinstock a chamber pot. Gargamel grabs the soup tureen and heads behind a potted plant. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) This swill that you call Dom Perignon has gone straight to my netherMarc regions! Odile smiles as if nothing is wrong. HENRI (to shocked waiter) It’s only a spectacle if you stare. It goes on for an uncomfortably long time. Azrael meows. GARGAMEL Quiet, Azrael. Relieved, Gargamel holds the pot out to the waiter. 54A.
GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Toss this out a window, yeah? The waiter understandably hesitates. ODILE Take. The man’s. Chamberpot. GARGAMEL Hello, hello. The waiter delicately takes the pot and hurries out. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) (to Odile) Now, to the matter at hand...
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59 ODILE 59 Yes, yes. You must assure me, dahling, that you can recreate whatever it was you did to my mother. Say... tomorrow at my Jouvenel launch? The spotlight will be on you, and the crowd will worship you. GARGAMEL Did you hear that, Azrael? They're going to worship me. Me! ODILE (beat) So do we have a deal, Senor? Odile holds out her hand to shake. Gargamel kisses it fervently and then licks it like a dog. Odile somehow manages not to pull her hand away. ODILE (CONT’D) (retching) No! HENRI (re: licking) ... Senor Gargamel! Gargamel looks up. Henri shakes his head. Manners! 59 GARGAMELWeinstock 59 (stops) I’m sorry. What was the question? ODILE (subtly wipes her hand on the table cloth) DoMarc we have a deal? GARGAMEL Not quite, my sweet and savory maiden. You see... Gargamel’s face is suddenly filled with intensity. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) ...first I must have my Smurfs. 60 60 A59 EXT. FIFTH AVENUE - DAY A59 A CAB creeps through the city. 55-63A.
60 EXT. FIFTH AVENUE - DAY 60 Grace is in a cab with five Smurfs hidden in a large Anjelou bag which is sandwiched between her and the door. Gutsy pokes his head just over the top of the bag allowing him to look out the window. GRACE (to Smurfs) You guys have to understand, Patrick’s under a lot of pressure, you know, so if you could just lay low for a bit... They stop at a RED LIGHT. PAPA You have my word of honor, Miss Grace. My smurfs will not move from this bag. GRACE OK. GUTSY Stargazer! GRACE What? Papa * Right after we Weinstockget the stargazer! * ANGLE ON: FAO Schwarz. In the window is a huge ad, featuring a FATHER and SON looking through a TELESCOPE. GROUCHY Everybody out! MarcGRACE No, no, no! SMURFETTE Let's go! Suddenly, the Smurfs scramble over Grace and out into traffic, dodging cars in their race for the store. GRACE Wait! Wait! Come back! GROUCHY Hey! I'm walkin' here! 55-63B.
SMURFETTE Oh, my dress! (alt) * Can't everyone just slow down and * enjoy life?! * A skateboarder jumps in front of them. BRAINY Watch out! GUTSY Gonna get me one of those. Grace is getting out of the car in the middle of NYC traffic, in hopes of catching the smurfs. GRACE Oh my gosh! Oh no! CAB DRIVER Hey, lady! GRACE Oh right, right, right! Hold on! She reaches into her purse and hands the driver some money. She desperately tries to cross three lanes of traffic in pursuit of smurfs. The Smurfs are running towardsWeinstock FAO Schwarz. PAPA When we get inside, spread out and find that stargazer! Quickly, under the trolley.
61 INT. PATRICK’SMarc OFFICE - DAY 61 Patrick is in his office, on his laptop. It’s very quiet. He switches over to his web browser. ON THE COMPUTER - the image of the moon from before. He’s about to get rid of it, but he has a thought. Unwittingly, he starts humming the La La Song. Cut, copy, paste - he’s in PhotoShop now. Still humming, clicks the mouse. The moon turns blue. He stares at it - something appealing to him. Is he onto something? The phone RINGS. He answers. 55-63C.
PATRICK (staring at moon) Hey, I was just thinking about you. GRACE (O.S.) Patrick - PATRICK Remember that night in Tuscany, that beautiful moon-- Cross cut with Grace. She’s RUNNING towards FAO Schwarz. GRACE (out of breath) - the Smurfs have gone AWOL! PATRICK Grace, are you running?
GRACE I’m fine! But I need your help. I'm afraid they're going to get themselves killed! PATRICK (CONT’D) Sweetie, they're fine. They can send us a tiny thank you note when they get back to shroom town -- right after theyWeinstock invent paper. Grace loses sight of them as they disappear into the store. GRACE Patrick, they need you. PATRICK Honey...Marc GRACE Patrick, I need you. Oh my gosh, please hurry! PATRICK Ok, I'm on my way. Where are you? Off Patrick getting up... 55-63D.
63 EXT. ANJELOU OFFICES - DAY 63 Odile steps out of a Town Car, on the phone. Gargamel and Henri, who is holding Azrael, follow her as she heads toward the building. ODILE (INTO PHONE) I don't know, he needs smoops. GARGAMEL Smurfs. ODILE Smarps. GARGAMEL Smurfs! Smurfs! With an -urf! Gargamel lets out a PAINED GRUNT as Patrick SLAMS into him, exiting the building. Odile disappears inside, unaware. PATRICK (rushing off) Sorry. I'm so sorry. GARGAMEL You call that groveling, you fool?!? AZRAEL Meow. Weinstock GARGAMEL (dismissive) Ah, every village has an idiot. AZRAEL (re: Patrick) Meow.Marc GARGAMEL What? You are right! That's him! Stop! Stop! Smurf thief! Azrael jumps out of Henri's arms and follows Gargamel as he's chasing Patrick around the corner. AZRAEL Meow. 55-63E.
64 INT. FAO SCHWARZ - DAY 64 The world famous store, brimming with the most incredible games and toys. Kids and parents everywhere. Smurfette is running under some stuffed zebras and elephants. SMURFETTE Stargazer, stargazer, stargazer.... Then she sees a display. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) (re a row of UNICORNS) Huh! Whoa, so, that’s where all the unicorns went. The Unicorns just sit there. * SMURFETTE (CONT’D) * Why won't you fly away on winged * dreams of joy? * CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - ESCALATOR - CONTINUOUS Papa and Brainy are heading towards the escalator. BRAINY I'm not afraid to go off on my own, I just thought you might like the company. Weinstock (alt) * Be very careful, Papa, these stairs * are alive. * PAPA Fine then, hang on. Papa and BrainyMarc grab onto the escalator handrail and ride it up to the second floor. OMITTED CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - NERF CANON DISPLAY GUTSY spots a NERF CANNON. GUTSY Ohhh, a smurf cannon! Ah, the only way to fly. 55-63F.
He climbs in it. GUTSY (CONT’D) Perfect! (unintelligible) SMURFABUNGA!!!!! He launches himself from the cannon -- a STREAK OF BLUE -- disappearing over the 2nd story railing, just as Grace walks into the store and sees him flying through the air. He lands in a perfect dive roll, finding himself in ACTION FIGURE LAND. GUTSY (CONT’D) That'll put some air up your skirt! CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - MAIN ENTRANCE Grace, with a worried look on her face, starts running in Gutsy's direction. CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - NATURE SECTION In a different part of the store on the first floor, Grouchy is walking up on a high ledge, searching. GROUCHY There's gotta beWeinstock a stargazer up here somewhere! Just then an animatronic owl bats its wings and causes Grouchy to stumble and fall. GROUCHY (CONT’D) (re: owl) Aaaaahhhh!Marc Predator!! He falls onto the paddle of a girl who is playing stick-ball with a friend, and gets swatted into a vat of blue M&Ms. GROUCHY (CONT’D) Aaaaaaah! (re: M&Ms in his mouth) Ah, smurf droppings. He starts chewing... GROUCHY (CONT’D) These are disgusting....ly tasty! 55-63G.
He looks over and sees a big, green M&M DOLL. * GROUCHY (O.S.) (CONT’D) * Why, hello there.... *
CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - ESCALATOR Clumsy is desperately and unsuccessfully trying to climb up the down-ward escalator. CLUMSY Ugh, ah....I'm coming, I'm coming! I'm coming, guys! Whoa... CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - 2ND FLOOR Papa and Brainy have reached the top of the escalator on the second floor. BRAINY What a fascinating device! Pulleys and gears, and.... Thud...Brainy falls on the floor, while Papa gently slides off the handrail. They head towards the back of the store. BRAINYWeinstock (CONT’D) Papa, I'm telling you, we're never gonna find those--- PAPA SMURF (sees stargazers on a high shelf) Stargazers!Marc BRAINY They're dangerously high! PAPA SMURF We're going to need something tall. CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - 2ND FLOOR Grace is getting off the escalator on the second floor in search for smurfs. Unbeknownst to her, there is a giant toy bear behind her, being pushed around by Papa and Brainy. 55-63H.
BRAINY Don't you think someone will notice us? PAPA Just act natural. BRAINY Grrr....I'm a bear! PAPA Brainy! CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARX - M&M DISPLAY * Grouchy lies in the Green M&M's arms, nursing a candy soda * bottle. * GROUCHY * Do I use my grouchiness as a wall * because I'm afraid to be * vulnerable? You bet. But I've got * feelings. The other day I was * reading EAT, SMURF, LOVE and I... * INT. FAO SCHWARZ - ESCALATOR Clumsy still on the moving stairs... CLUMSYWeinstock Still coming guys! Oh, hold still stairs! Just then, Clumsy is spotted by a little girl. GIRL Whoa, look at the stair-climbing toy!Marc She picks him up, as he's trying to be as still as possible. Another girl notices Clumsy too. GRIL #2 I want one too, Mommy! CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - DOLL AISLE DOLL AISLE: Still on the hunt, Smurfette encounters an eerie “wall” of disembodied Madame Alexander doll HEADS. 55-63I.
Smurfette * (gulp) * Creepy...I hope they weren’t * looking for a stargazer too. * She continues looking. * SMURFETTE (CONT’D) Stargazer, stargazer, stargazer... Suddenly, something else catches her eye. She GASPS in disbelief... SMURFETTE’S POV: An entire universe of girl fashion fantasy just her size. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) Dresses! You mean I can have more than one kind of dress?!??! What!!! CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - MAIN ENTRANCE CUSTOMER SERVICE AREA. Adult CUSTOMERS crowd the beleaguered SALESPERSON, as he tries to SCAN Clumsy. Clumsy's eyes go cross-eyed as the laser hits him again and again. PARENT #1 My son wants one of those blue animatronic things!Weinstock
PARENT #2 PARENT #3 I’ll take three! Do they come in pink?! My daughter wants pink! SALESPERSON Marc(re-scanning, puzzled) What aisle was this on?
PARENT #2 PARENT #1 I’ll take the floor model! Not if I get it first!
SALESPERSON (CONT’D) (defeated and overwhelmed) Can I interest you in a Coldy-Holdy Ice Bat? 55-63J.
CLUMSY (under his breath, pointing toward the Bat) Ice Bat? SalESPERSON * It comes in pink! * Clumsy eagerly points at the doll, trying to sell everyone on * it. * CUT TO: 64A 64A 64B EXT. FAO SCHWARZ - CONTINUOUS 64B In the small tree-lined plaza in front of the store a CUSTODIAN is sucking up leaves with a LEAF-VAC. Patrick dashes into the store. Gargamel and Azrael are ten yards behind him. GARGAMEL Smurf thief! Stop! He spots steam billowing out of a subway grate, turns around, walks pompously through it, and stops dead in his tracks when he spots Grouchy through the window, in the M&M display, lounging in the arms of a green M&M doll. He's on a serious sugar high. Weinstock GROUCHY (to the doll, still * smooth) * I'm just tired of the whole dating * game. Just say who you are and be * who you say.... Wait, I've been * doing all the talking. Tell me * aboutMarc you- * Gargamel checks his essence ring. D'oh! It's empty. GARGAMEL Oh, I can't be out already! What was I thinking, wasting my only drop of smurf essence on that stupid hag?! AZRAEL (re: man with leaf vac) Meow! 55-63K.
After a second, Gargamel gets the idea. He rushes towards the custodian. 70 INT. FAO SCHWARZ - MAIN ENTRANCE - CONTINUOUS 70 Patrick enters, takes in the chaos. He hears Clumsy O.S. CLUMSY (O.S.) Hey, keep your smurfs to yourself! A70 OMITTED A70 Everybody screams and Clumsy flees the cash register with kids on his trail. CLUMSY Don't you people have any boundaries? (alt) * I'm not a toy! I'm a real live * smurf with inalienable rights! *
As Clumsy runs towards Patrick, so do all the parents and in the process they march right over Patrick, knocking him down. CUT TO: INT. FAO SCHWARZ - DOLL AISLE Smurfette is trying on a dress as a bunch of kids spot her and start gunning for her.Weinstock SMURFETTE (thinking they're after her dress) Hey! This dress is mine! Just then, GraceMarc runs up from behind and scoops Smurfette up. GRACE Smurfette! SMURFETTE Wait, I'm shopping! GRACE Let's shop later. Grace runs away from the kids, with Smurfette in hand. CUT TO: 55-63L.
INT. FAO SCHWARZ - LEGO SECTION Patrick is searching for Clumsy in the Lego section. PATRICK Clumsy? CLUMSY (running up from behind) ) Patrick! PATRICK Clumsy, come here! CLUMSY A giant's after me! She's huge! Patrick scoops him from the near grasp of an adorable LITTLE GIRL. LITTLE GIRL Hey, that's mine! PATRICK I’m sorry, little girl, but this one’s not for sale---- She kicks him mightily in the shin. PATRICK (CONT’D) (hopping in pain) Owwww! Weinstock LITTLE GIRL MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Mortified by the attention, Patrick hobbles quickly away. Marc CUT TO: CUT TO:
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B71 OMITTED B71 INT. FAO SCHWARZ - M&M DISPLAY Grouchy, blissfully lounging in the lap of his doll. 55-63M.
GROUCHY (tearful) * I guess we both knew this could * never work. We're from different * worlds. But don't ever forget that * for one magical moment, our two * worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy. * (a beat) * Can you just say one thing?! * Please! I'm dying here! * THWAP....He gets sucked up by Gargamel's leaf vac! GARGAMEL That's one! D71 INT. FAO SCHWARZ - 2ND FLOOR D71 TELESCOPE DISPLAY - Papa and Brainy, now perched on the giant bear’s nose, reach for the telescope. With each sway of the bear they inch closer, but they can’t quite reach. BRAINY Technically, when loading cargo on the head of a bear-- PAPA Brainy, just pull!
Just then, Gutsy swings in, snags a boxed telescope and lands with it beside Papa and Brainy.Weinstock GUTSY Ahoy, mateys! What are you waiting for? We're drawing a crowd! BRAINY ShowMarc off. PAPA Mind your manners, children! (alt) * Oh, no! They think we're toys! * OLDER KIDS (O.S.) There he is! Look! More! Suddenly they’re surrounded by Gutsy’s pursuers. GUTSY Run for your mommies, boys, it's about to get grizzly. 55-63N.
The kids fall back as the bear comes crashing down... PAPA/BRAINY/GUTSY (falling) Aaaaaaaah! Papa, Gutsy and Brainy, land on the fallen bear and BOUNCE out of frame. Gutsy SMACKS DOWN on a runaway skateboard and pulls Brainy and Papa (with the telescope) down behind him on the fly. GUTSY C'mon smurfs, let's go! PAPA Go, go, go! BRAINY * Where'd you learn how to drive? * GUTSY * I'm a Smurf! I only know how to * drive storks! * GutSY (CONT’D) * I'll have you (unintelligible) * speed at no time! Hold on! * BraINY * I think we lostWeinstock them! * Just then, Brainy smacks his head into the bottom of a display. BRAINY (CONT’D) Again with the head! As the Papa, Brainy, and Gutsy high speed through the store on the skateboard...Marc GUTSY Get in the way, and I'll caver-toss ya! BRAINY Where'd you lear how to drive???? GUTSY You think you can do better? BRAINY Yes, I do believe I can do better! 55-63O.
PAPA Stop bickering!
GARGAMEL and his leaf-vac... THWOOP! THWOOP! Brainy and Gutsy are gone, but Papa escapes, skating under a shelf. PAPA (CONT’D) Brainy! Gutsy! Gargamel continues chasing the skateboard. GARGAMEL Papa! Gargamel turns and sees Grace, coming towards him from the end of the aisle. Unnerved, she turns to go the other way, but Smurfette is peeking out of her bag. SMURFETTE Grace! MEEEOOOOWW! - Azrael leaps up onto Grace's shoulder bag, knocking it from Grace’s hand. It hits the floor. Smurfette rolls out and starts to run. Azrael goes to pounce... GRACE No! SMURFETTE (to Azrael) You again! Weinstock Grace calls after her: GRACE Smurfette! (to Azrael) BadMarc kitty! Grace swats Azrael away with her handbag as Smurfette dodges through displays. SMURFETTE I hate that cat! Gargamel is hot on her trail. GARGAMEL Come here you little--- And now Smurfette and Gargamel are face to face. 55-63P.
GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Ha! SMURFETTE Huh! Gargamel. GARGAMEL Ah, Smurfette... More lovely than ever. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) Oh, Gargamel, I guess you've outsmarted us again.... Gargamel aims the hose at her. She feigns fear, but then Papa zips through on the skateboard with Azrael in pursuit. PAPA Smurfs up! SMURFETTE ...or not! He scoops Smurfette out of frame as... THWOOP! MEOOW! Gargamel sucks up Azrael! The vac motor STRAINS AS Azrael’s tail wriggles at the end of the tube. GARGAMEL Azrael. Azrael, what are you doing? AZRAEL (MUTED) Meow! Weinstock GARGAMEL Out! Out! Get out of my suckamajig! Gargamel SMACKS the tube about, trying to shake Azrael free. Just then, PatrickMarc APPEARS behind Gargamel. PATRICK Let me help you with that. Patrick FLIPS THE SWITCH on the leaf-vac from “Vacuum” to “Blow”. The motor reverses. The pressure builds as the machine grows LOUDER. GARGAMEL Ah, thank you kind sir. (double take) YOU?! 55-63Q.
The tube BUCKS. Gargamel holds it out, not sure what to do. BOOMM!!! Azrael shoots out as if from a cannon. MEEOOOW! He slams into a display of Hello Kitty merchandise. Gargamel is blown back as BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! - Smurfs shoot from the vac like from an automatic T-shirt gun. Gargamel is forced backward to the elevator as a passenger exits and is blown through the doors before they close... BRAINY Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! GUTSY Yaaahooooo!!!! GROUCHY Ow! GARGAMEL Ooof! As Patrick is watching this, Grace comes up behind him. GRACE Impressive. PATRICK Thanks. GRACE I'll get the stargazer.Weinstock PATRICK I'll go get the smurfs. As Azrael pokes his head from underneath Hello Kitty lunch boxes, we Marc CUT TO: D72 D72 INT. FAO SCHWARZ - FIRST FLOOR The elevator door opens and Gargamel, still wrestling with the leaf-vac, shoots out, crashes and lands on the floor, stunned. The Custodian from outside appears above Gargamel's head with two police officers. CUSTODIAN That’s him. He took it right off my back! Leaf-blower thief! 55-63R.
A cop lifts Gargamel to his feet. POLICE OFFICER #1 Please stand up sir. POLICE OFFICER #2 You're going downtown. Gargamel pulls away. POLICE OFFICER #2 (CONT’D) Do not resist! GARGAMEL Unhand me heathen, or suffer the wrath of the great and powerful... (getting TASERED) Glaaaargadiggy! ZAPPPPED, Gargamel drops to the floor, flopping like a fish. The staff and customers crowd around to watch. KID (O.S.) * Mom! I want a taser for Christmas! *
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A73 EXT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - NIGHT A73 Papa is on the fire escape with the telescope, charting stars and making calculations. In the background, we see Clumsy's plants have started to sprout. Clumsy, Brainy, Grouchy and Gutsy wait anxiously. CLUMSY Oh dear, Papa should be done by now. GROUCHY Yeah, enough with the suspense. I want to go home. BRAINY Me too. GUTSY Now that that wily wizard's got our scent, it's a whole new wager. Without that blue moon, our giblets are gravy. 74 OMITTED 74 75 INT. WINSLOW'S HOUSE - OFFICE - NIGHT 75 Patrick stands at his desk, typing into the laptop, humming the WORKING SONG to himselfWeinstock unconsciously. PATRICK La, la, la, la.... ON THE SCREEN - the image of the Blue Moon he PhotoShopped. It's beautiful. He stares atMarc the work. 76 INT. WINSLOW HOUSE - BEDROOM - SAME TIME 76 Grace brushes Smurfette's hair in front of a mirror. Doll dresses from FAO Schwarz cover the bed. GRACE How can you be the only girl in the village? SMURFETTE Well... See, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel-- to trap the other Smurfs. 91.
GRACE Wow, then what happened? SMURFETTE Papa saved me. He cast a special spell and then helped me become the Smurf I was meant to be. GRACE That's amazing. A76 INT. WINSLOW'S HOUSE - OFFICE - NIGHT A76 On his laptop, Patrick flips between his 2 different ads: the first of a blue moon, the second of a conventional cosmetics ad. PATRICK Inspired? (clicks to the alternate presentation) Or the one that won't get me fired. He stares at the work. Should he send it? Shakes his head. No. He brings up the other image - a safer, more expected design. He attaches THAT IMAGE and types: PATRICK (CONT'D) (as he types) Odile, pending your approval, it's ready to go to the billboard agency. Weinstock (crosses his fingers and hits a button) Well, there goes nothing... A77 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM A77 Brainy, Clumsy, Grouchy and Gutsy anxiously climb atop of each other, Marcdesperate for a peek out the window at Papa and his work with the stars. Patrick emerges from his office, startling them. PATRICK Well, it's off. Time to either celebrate or file for unemployment. (beat) What's wrong? You guys look like death smurfed over. BRAINY I'm sure we'll be fine. 92.
GUTSY (pointing to Brainy) That one's hypersmurfalatin'. GROUCHY Tell me about it. GUTSY All this waiting's killin' us! CLUMSY Yeah. PATRICK I know the feeling. Patrick gets an idea, opens the media cabinet. PATRICK (CONT'D) Better yet - I know the cure. 77 INT. WINSLOW'S HOUSE - PATRICK'S OFFICE - EVENING 77 All the Smurfs HOOT and HOLLER, gathered around the TV for ROCK BAND. Patrick cranks it up and they jam. Pure Male Rock n' Roll fantasy. GUTSY Whoa! BRAINY You just match Weinstockthe colors with the buttons. GROUCHY Wow! Patrick is rockin' AEROSMITH'S WALK THIS WAY on his guitar. Clumsy tripsMarc and falls, landing on the drum kit. Patrick leans down to Grouchy. PATRICK You try it. Grouchy jumps up onto the guitar and wails away on the strings. GUTSY Hey, go Grouchy! BRAINY Nice one! 93.
GROUCHY Hey look at me guys, I'm shredding! PATRICK (singing) Walk this way! (to the smurfs) You sing! SMURFS AND PATRICK (singing) ...talk this way... PATRICK Tight! (singing) Walk this way... (to the smurfs) What? The Smurfs are ripping it up RUN DMC style. SMURFS (singing) Talk this way...just give me a kiss! Patrick breaks out his best Gene Simmons tongue. PATRICK ...ROCK FACE, it'sWeinstock Gene Simmons. The Smurfs ALL DO FACES. It's hilarious. PATRICK (CONT'D) He's a...never mind. Patrick sees the solo approaching. MarcPATRICK AND SMURFS (singing) ...like this! Up on the drum kit Clumsy discovers the sticks and starts wailing away on the drums. GROUCHY (rapping) Smurfette sweetie is a classy kind of sassy... Gutsy takes over. 94.
GUTSY Flower skirts climbing way up her knee... GUTSY, GROUCHY & BRAINY Not another single girl in the whole smurfin' world and I can't believe she's looking at... BRAINY ...me! It's a complete... GUTSY, GROUCHY & BRAINY ...surrender... BRAINY ...to the power of her... GUTSY, GROUCHY & BRAINY ...gender... BRAINY So I close my eyes and make a wish. Gutsy pushes Brainy out of the way. GUTSY & GROUCHY I just want to... BRAINY ...savor... Weinstock GUTSY & GROUCHY ...all her smurfberry... BRAINY ...flavors, so I'll smurf her a little kiss... MarcGUTSY, GROUCHY & BRAINY ...like this! Patrick goes Eddie Van Halen on the guitar solo. Elway joins in and steps on the kick drum pedal. GUTSY Check out Clumsy! Clumsy has the drumsticks and is TWIRLING like a pro. PATRICK Oh Clumsy! You've found your niche! 95.
GROUCHY Clumsy, holding it down! GUTSY Look at him go! Patrick sees the solo approaching. PATRICK Come on Gutsy! Patrick drops the guitar down to the coffee table. Gutsy jumps up and does a "RIVERDANCE" on the fretboard as Patrick works the toggle. They are ROCKING! GROUCHY Yeah Gutsy! Get down wich yo bad smurf! BRAINY Go Gutsy! GROUCHY Yeah, that's right! Gutsy jumps up and does a flip on the fretboard. GUTSY Whoa! GROUCHY Get your smurf Weinstockon! BRAINY Gutsy! PATRICK Nice! Gutsy does aMarc final leap and lands back on the coffee table. GUTSY That was rare! They begin dropping in their LA LA SONG like a REMIX while Clumsy keeps perfect time. SMURFS La la la-la-la-la, la la la la la... They are all rockin' out with their eyes closed. As they open their eyes they all stop short. 96.
AT THE DOOR, Grace watches. Patrick is completely at ease - LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FATHER. STANDING ON THE FLOOR VENT is Smurfette. She looks UNBELIEVABLE with make-up, new hairdo, and a fancy dress. SMURFETTE Ooops, don't let little ol' me interrupt. She giggles. Suddenly the a/c thermostat kicks in, and air shoots up - BLOWING HER DRESS UP. SMURFETTE (CONT'D) (coyly) Oh my! Like Marilyn, Smurfette has to hold her dress down. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) (GIGGLING, re breeze) Oh, ok. That's not what I had in mind. Grouchy, Gutsy and Braiany are mesmerized. GROUCHY Oh. BRAINYWeinstock (getting light headed) Ahhh. GUTSY Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Gutsy jumps Marcdown and joins smurfette on the floor vent. GUTSY (CONT'D) Oh yeah, that cools the giblets. Nothing like a cool breeze through me enchanted forest. GROUCHY (repulsed) I think I just smurfed in my mouth. Grace giggles at the scene. Then Patrick's e-mail account BUZZES. He grabs his computer, reads, lights up like a bulb. 97.
PATRICK AH HA!! It's approved! She approved it! She approved the ad!! Grace runs over. GRACE She loved it?! PATRICK Well, it said, "Approved", so coming from her? -- that's love. GRACE Oh my goodness! Grace hugs him, Smurfs CHEER! SMURFS Go Patrick! Woo Hoo! Yay! You did it! Congratulations! Clumsy is up on the desk, jumping up and down and celebrating. He trips and falls on to the LAPTOP KEYBOARD - As he struggles to his feet, he inadvertently hits a flurry of keys -- bring up an IMAGE OF THE BLUE MOON we saw Patrick create earlier, along with a rapid succession of UNDO, ATTACH, FORWARD, etc. Having missed all that, PatrickWeinstock turns from hugging Grace, grabs the computer - GRACE Do it! PATRICK IMarc will do it! GRACE Go, go, go! - and hits a single key. PATRICK Tomorrow this will be on every billboard in New York City! Another CHEER. GUTSY It's a go! 98.
Then Papa enters. PAPA SMURF Well done, Master Winslow. SMURFETTE Oh! Hey guys, Papa's back! BRAINY Papa! Are your calculations done? GROUCHY Yeah, are we going home? GUTSY Yeah, we're nearly out of smurfberries. PAPA I know, I know. But it's proving more difficult than I'd hoped. CLUMSY But, we are going home, right? PAPA Of course, just not tonight. Now, everyone needs their smurfberries, and off to bed. We'll have a lot to do tomorrow and you'll need yourWeinstock strength. 78 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 78 Papa lights a votive candle. CLUMSY Ah, I was hoping I'd be sleeping in myMarc mushroom tonight. BRAINY I miss the other Smurfs. CLUMSY Me too. I've never spent the night away from home before. GROUCHY Well, there was last night... But who could sleep? The Smurfs are scattered around the living room, tucked in for the night. Smurfette is nestled into a hat. 99.
Brainy is covered with a wash cloth. Grouchy is using an oven mitt as a sleeping bag. And Gutsy is sleeping on top of Elway. PAPA Shhh. Hush, hush now Smurfs. Everything is going to be just fine. All the Smurfs are asleep. Papa is finishing his lullaby * when Patrick comes down the hall. Patrick sees him and stops to watch in the darkness of the hallway, unnoticed. SMURFETTE Papa? Do you really believe that we are ever going to get home to the other smurfs? PAPA Don't worry, we'll be reunited with the other smurfs soon enough. Papa goes around to all the Smurfs, giving each a berry from the dwindling bag. PAPA SMURF (to himself) If only the stars will align. Papa SIGHS as he moves away. Patrick leaves them undisturbed.Weinstock He walks away, moved. ALT: * Papa lights a votive candle. * CLUMSY * Ah, I was hoping I'd be sleeping in * myMarc mushroom tonight. * SMURFETTE * Papa Smurf, I'm scared. Do you * really believe that we are ever * going to get home to the other * smurfs? * PAPA * Don't worry, we'll be reunited with * the other smurfs soon enough. * Patrick sees him and stops to watch in the darkness of the * hallway, unnoticed. * 100.
PAPA SMURF * (to himself) * If only the stars will align. * The Smurfs are scattered around the living room, tucked in * for the night. Smurfette is nestled into a hat. Brainy is * covered with a wash cloth. Grouchy is using an oven mitt as * a sleeping bag. And Gutsy is sleeping on top of Elway. Using * Elway's ear as a blanket. * Patrick leaves them undisturbed. He walks away, moved. * BRAINY * I miss the other Smurfs. Chef * Smurf, Hefty Smurf, Jokey Smurf... * SMURFETTE * Vanity Smurf, Greedy, Narrator, * Handy Smurf... * CLUMSY * I miss Baker, Painter, Lazy * Smurf... * BRAINY * Exaggerating Smurf. Remember the * time he said he ate fifty pies. I * know his name's Exaggerating Smurf * but still you believe him. * 79 INT. JAIL - CONTINUOUS Weinstock 79 Gargamel sits in a jail cell in an orange jumpsuit. GARGAMEL Another wretched smurfless night. A MOTH appears at his window. MarcGARGAMEL (CONT'D) Oh, hello little moth. Perhaps with your help, I'll find a way to get them back. It lands on his hand. He WHISPERS to it, a la Gandalf, but creepier. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) You and I are kindred spirits little one -- both of us meant to soar. Fly, tiny eagle. Fly and bring back your brethren. Fly... fly... fly! 101.
As the Moth flutters away... 81 EXT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT BUILDING - ROOF - NIGHT 81 Papa peers up through the stargazer. The stars are brilliant. PAPA Oh come my starry friends. When do you align for the smurfing of the blue moon? Patrick climbs up the fire escape, holding up two mugs - one with a bendy straw. PATRICK Hey. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. You guys drink coffee? PAPA (laughing) Is a Smurfs butt blue? Patrick smiles and brings Papa his coffee and sets the mug down. PATRICK So tell me... That weird guy in the ratty bathcoat... at the toy store - PAPAWeinstock Gargamel? PATRICK - he's not really a wizard... Is he? PAPA NotMarc the smartest of the sorcerers. But dangerous just the same. Papa takes a long sip through the straw. PAPA (CONT'D) Thank you. Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books & potions... Well, today we got lucky, but next time, who knows. I need to get my smurfs back home, where I can keep them safe. 102.
PATRICK So what are you gonna do? PAPA I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. I won’t ever give up. Patrick nods, impressed with Papa’s fortitude. PATRICK (beat, then) Doesn't it freak you out sometimes, having all those little guys depending on you? What if you screw up? How'd you know when you were ready? Papa leaves the stargazer, sits beside Patrick. PAPA (patting his own knee) Here... come sit on Papa's lap. Patrick gazes down... How's that gonna work?? PAPA (CONT’D) You're right, scratch that. PATRICK Probably not theWeinstock best idea. PAPA Right. Yeah, yeah. Let me ask you something. Why did you come for us today when your Grace called? PATRICK Because... she needed me. I could hearMarc it in her voice. PAPA Uh-huh. That's what being a Papa is. When it comes time -- you just do. And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here... (he points to his head) ...it comes from here, where it matters most. He points to Patrick's mid-section. PATRICK My spleen? 103.
PAPA No. Your heart. I'm trying to have a moment here, you whipper snapper!
They share a smile. PATRICK You're a good papa, Papa. PAPA You'll be a good one, too. Patrick ponders that - but isn't so sure. They sip their coffee and gaze up at the stars. INT. PATRICK'S APARTMENT BUILDING - SAME TIME * The Smurfs still talk about who they miss. * GROUCHY * I miss Farmer Smurf, Harmony, * Tailor Smurf... * BRAINY * I miss Poet Smurf...He always has a * nice thing to say. * SMURFETTE * I'll tell you who I don't miss: * Passive-AggressiveWeinstock Smurf. He's * always so nice but when he leaves * you feel bad. * CLUMSY * He means well. * ADD FART JOKEMarc * 82 WE SEE THE SKY AS NIGHT TURNS TO MORNING. TILT DOWN TO... * 82 83 OMITTED 83 84 EXT. OUTDOOR HOLDING YARD - MORNING 84 NE'ER-DO-WELLS mill about the yard as BUBBA, a huge menacing man, and his silent but threatening FRIEND lift weights. BUBBA What you doing, man? Come on, get that weight up. 104.
Gargamel sits alone on a long bench, looking to the sky. Bubba and his friend approach. BUBBA (CONT'D) (beat, then) You know what happens to people who sit on my bench? GARGAMEL Be gone with you, behemoth. For I’ve summoned forth a gaggle of noble eagles to free me from this confine. BUBBA Get up (unintelligible)! Before Bubba can reach Gargamel, a shadow crosses them both. From the sky above, a v-shaped flock of "birds" approach. GARGAMEL (standing magestically) Ha. Ha! You see? You see?! The dungeon isn't built that can hold the likes of Gargamel! Behold, my glorious army of-- Bubba and his friend look on in a stupor as Gargamel is covered entirely by... FLIES. The moth flutters proudly at the lead. GARGAMELWeinstock (CONT’D) (to the moth) Flies? FLIES?! I said, "Fly! Fly!" Not, flies, you light-loving moron! He's lifted slowly off the ground. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Marc(spitting out flies) All right. Up, up, up! Bother it all.... Up! Up, you inglorious devils! (shouting down) So long, les miserables! The flies SMASH Gargamel into a clear plexiglass basketball backboard. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Ooo! (then, to flies) Well, don’t fly into it agai-- GAARGLE! 105.
They SMASH him into it again and again as flies do when they are trying to get out of a closed window. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Go around it! Arou--GGARGLEELE! STUPID FLIES! They finally get past the backboard and fly off. BUBBA Wait! Take me with you! The flies drag Gargamel over the top of the fence, his jump suit getting stuck in the barbed wire. GARGAMEL Are you kidding me? (to the flies) To the castle for more essence! 85 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - MORNING 85 The smurfs sing as they work busily in the apartment. Patrick and Grace enter the living room. CLUMSY Shh. Here they come, here they come! They stop dead in their tracks. The apartment has been TRANSFORMED. Weinstock The seeds Clumsy planted are now full grown, flowering vines that have climbed in the window and cover an entire wall of the apartment like a secret chamber in a rain forest. PATRICK Whoa.Marc Patrick and Grace take in their made-over place, amazed. BRAINY Pretty smurfy if I do say so myself. (alt) * It's called a "Home Smurf * Makeover." * Even Elway helps by bringing flowers in for a table top arrangement. GUTSY That's a good boy. 106.
Gutsy hoists them up to the table. GUTSY (CONT'D) There we go. GRACE Clumsy, did you grow all of this? CLUMSY Blue thumbs! GRACE This is unbelievable! GROUCHY I think there's too much pink. * CLUMSY * You know, just because your name is * "Grouchy" doesn't mean you always * have to be grouchy. * GROUCHY * Yes it does. * GRACE This is beautiful! BRAINY Thank you. GUTSYWeinstock Glad you like it. GRACE Smurfette! SMURFETTE Hi.Marc GRACE High Five! Smurfette holds up her hand. Grace corrects herself. GRACE (CONT’D) High Four! They slap hands. SMURFETTE High four. Smurfette winks at Grace - who slips her a low five. 107.
Suddenly Papa rushes excitedly through the window, waving pages of notes. PAPA Great news! The stars have revealed the perfect time to Smurf the Blue Moon! The Smurfs CHEER. BRAINY Smurftastic! GROUCHY I never doubted it for a second! PAPA It has to be done tonight, between first dark and high moon. That's our only chance. But, we'll need a magic spell that works in this realm to open the portal home. (turning to Patrick) Master Winslow, a question please. PATRICK Yep, yep, shoot. PAPA * Is there a place that sells spells? * PATRICKWeinstock * No. * PAPA * Is there a place that proffers * potions? * PATRICK * No.Marc * PAPA * (trying) * How about old books? * PATRICK * (off their stone faces) * There is an old antique book store * on 32nd street. * Papa SMURF * Perfect! That will do! * 108.
PAPA * There will be a book. There always * is. A book in which men of magic * record their spells. Do you know * where I could find such a thing? * PATRICK * (off their stone faces) * Okay, okay, wait, there is an * antique bookshop right near where I * work. Dr. Wong's... * GRACE * Dr. Wong's... * PatrICK * ...something. Maybe they could * help us. * SMURFETTE Hear that, boys? We're almost home! GROUCHY I LOVE BEING ALMOST HOME! The Smurfs cheer. Gutsy yells... GUTSY Yay! Smurf-hug!! SMURFETTEWeinstock Oh, a smurf hug! All the Smurfs clump into one tight collective hug, cheering and singing. Papa turns to Patrick. PAPA BringMarc it in, big fella. Patrick begins to protest. SMURFETTE Come on Patrick, don't be shy! GROUCHY If I can do it, you can do it! Patrick crouches down. The Smurfs swarm him - knocking him over and covering him in Smurfs. Grace watches, laughing, as Patrick hugs and tickles the Smurfs -- looking very comfortable in this fatherly role. 109.
Just then Smurfette sees something out the window. SMURFETTE Look! We don't have to make a blue moon. We've already got one! GROUCHY Really? SMURFETTE Look guys, right over there! Out the window, on an electronic billboard is the PICTURE OF THE BLUE MOON THAT PATRICK MADE EARLIER ON HIS LAPTOP. In the bottom corner of the ad, Patrick sees the Anjelou logo. PATRICK No, it isn't. BRAINY Hey, Smurfette's right, look at the blue moon! PATRICK That's an Angelou ad. Patrick rushes to his office. He throws the door open. He stops cold... AA85 INT. OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Weinstock AA85 The office is gone. It’s been turned into a nursery - crib, changing table, powder blue walls... Adorable and very smurfy. PATRICK What the... (looking around) WhatMarc happened to my office?! SMURFETTE We fixed it! For the baby. Another smurf hug! They move for another group hug, but Patrick goes to his computer which still sits on a desk. He frantically checks the e-mails in the Sent folder and opens the last one sent from last night. The BLUE MOON POPS UP. 110.
PATRICK No. No, no, no. This isn't happening, this isn't happening... Patrick turns to the Smurfs, angry. PATRICK (CONT’D) Someone sent this to the ad agency last night. Who messed with my computer?!! The Smurfs all utter denials. All except for... CLUMSY I, um...I uh.. I might have... sorta... tripped. PATRICK (getting angry) Yeah, well you might've sorta got me fired! You sent the wrong file. GRACE Patrick, it was just a ... PATRICK What am I supposed to do Grace? You said that they would bring good luck. This is anything but good. I never should have let this happen. I should have said no. I NEVER WANTED A HOUSE WeinstockFULL OF LITTLE PEOPLE RUNNNING AROUND! Grace stares, stunned. Did he mean that? PATRICK (CONT’D) (catching it) Blue!Marc Little blue --- aw! He rushes into the bedroom. GRACE Ok, whoa. Patrick? A85 INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS A85 He throws on his shoes. GRACE What are you doing? PATRICK I'm going to try to save my job. 111.
The Smurfs run to catch up. PAPA We never intended to be a burden, Master Winslow. CLUMSY I'm smurfily sorry about what I... PATRICK Stop saying "smurf" for everything! What does that even mean? Smurf smurfity-smurf, smurf smurf! The Smurfs GASP in horror at what he just said. GUTSY There's no 'cause for that kind of language, laddie! Patrick heads out of the room. GRACE Patrick, wait.
86 OMITTED 86
87 OMITTED 87 88 EXT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS 88 He searches for a cab. GraceWeinstock comes rushing out after him. Now she's fired up. GRACE Will you - Patrick, will you just stop and listen to me for a second. Please!? MarcPATRICK What?! Patrick stops. Turns. He’s never heard this tone in her voice. GRACE Look, I'm really sorry about your job. Ok? And I hope you can straighten it out. But you are so not seeing the big picture here. Grace is focused and clear. 112.
GRACE (CONT'D) I mean look around. Look what’s happening right now! Of all the people on the planet, those magical little creatures came to us. They chose us. Don’t you see how absolutely amazing that is? It’s a once in a lifetime thing, Patrick. This is our blue moon. And if you don’t stop for just a second and see that, you’re gonna miss it. Grace turns and heads back inside. Patrick turns away and hails a taxi. 88A 88A 89 OMITTED 89
90 OMITTED 90 A90 INT. BELVADERE CASTLE - DAY A90 Gargamel kicks the holy crap out of his lab gear, desperately trying to squeeze from it some last residue of potion. GARGAMEL C’mon, come on,Weinstock blast you! There’s got to be some essence in here somewhere! AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL NotMarc now! AZRAEL Meow. GARGAMEL What, what?! Gargamel stares, amazed as Azrael's end of the tube GLISTENS. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Very, very well done, my little friend... 113.
As Gargamel lovingly coaxes a tiny last drop of residue into his ring... GARGAMEL (CONT’D) ...And to think I almost ate you that time. Azrael’s eyes go WIDE. This is news. [Meow?] GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Come Azrael. We must find this “Patrick,” the rouge-merchant. He will lead us to our elusive little blue quarry. Gargamel and Azrael head out. 91 EXT. SUBWAY - TIME SQUARE - AFTERNOON 91 Patrick walks from the subway to Time Square, on his phone. PATRICK Don't you just have a switch or something to shut 'em off?... Tomorrow? Are you kidding me? Ron, Ron, if those ads don't come down now, I won't have a job tomorrow! 92 OMITTED 92 93 OMITTED Weinstock 93 94 OMITTED 94
A94 OMITTED A94 95 EXT. TIME SQUARE - AFTERNOON 95 Patrick sits,Marc depressed. Everywhere he looks - a subway stop, a taxi dropping off a fare, the Nasdaq sign, a guy reading a newspaper - there's the Blue Moon ad staring back at him. Patrick's cellphone chirps. He reads the screen. It says "Call me so I can fire you -- Odile" PATRICK Smurf me. Patrick slips the phone back in his pocket. As he does, he feels something else in his pocket and pulls it out. It's a card from Grace. 114.
The front reads: "BABY's 1ST PICTURE". Patrick opens the card. Inside is an ULTRASOUND OF HIS BABY. Awed, Patrick touches picture-baby's hand with his finger. Just then he hears a SQUEAL and looks up. A young couple is helping their ONE-YEAR-OLD with his FIRST STEPS. The toddler squeals with delight as he makes it from his mother to his father. The father picks him up and kisses him. They play peek-a-boo. FLASHBACK of PAPA SMURF from SCENE 81: * PAPA SMURF * You'll be a good Papa, too. * Patrick looks back down at the ultrasound picture. Something shifts within him. He looks over at the ad on the huge electronic sign. Suddenly he sees it in a different light. 96 OMITTED * 96 EXT. NYC STREET - DAY * Papa Smurf and Clumsy are on one side of the road. On the * other are the rest of the Smurfs. The road is packed with * cars, trucks, bicyclists, and pedestrians. * PAPA SMURF * You just have to time it! Wait. * Wait. Weinstock * The other smurfs start to run. Then go back. And try again * and go back. * PAPA * Now! * EXT. SUBWAY MarcENTRANCE - SAME TIME * We see Papa, Grouchy, Smurfette, Brainy and Gutsy all hiding, * hugging the side of a building looking at the above ground * entrance to a subway. * GROUCHY * According to Goo-Goo-Gaa Maps... * BRAINY * It's Google. * 115.
GROUCHY * That's what I said, Goo Goo Gaa. We * should be able to take the four * train get off at 34th and we'll be * two blocks away from the old book * store! * SMURFETTE * Are we worried we'll stand out? * They notice a bizzarly dressed mime performing in front of * the subway. Passerby's just ignore him. * PAPA * I don't think that will be a * problem. * INT. SUBWAY CAR - MINUTES LATER * We see the five smurfs sitting in seats. The other passengers * read and listen to Ipods. No one gives them a second look. * The train lurches and Gutsy and Brainy hang onto a pole * having a blast. * GUTSY/BRAINY * Weeeee!!!! * There's a tired BUSINESSMAN SITS NEXT TO PAPA SMURF. * PAPA SMURF * Thank Smurf it'sWeinstock Friday huh? What a * week. * BUSINESSMAN * Amen brother. * SMURFETTE * We sing when we have a rough week! * La,Marc la, la, lalalala! * The businessman looks at Smurfette with a blank tired face. * TRAIN ANNOUNCER (V.O.) * Next stop 34th street! * PAPA SMURF * That's us! * EXT. SUBWAY PLATFORM - SECONDS LATER * The train pulls up and everyone in the car is singing the La, * La, La song. The smurfs get off waving goodbye. * 116.
ENTIRE SUBWAY CAR * LA, LA, LA, LALALALA, LA, LA, LA, * LA LA!!!! * EXT. NYC STREET - MINUTES LATER * *NOTE: THIS SCENE IS BEING REWRITTEN TO TAKE PLACE AT A * HOTDOG STAND. * The smurfs are walking down the street. We see a sign reading * 33rd street. * SMURFETTE * Only one more block. * Some kids with their Nanny see the smurfs. * KIDS * Look at those toys! Get 'em! * PAPA * We've been made. Hide! *
96A EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY 96A View of a New York street through two little holes. GROUCHY I hope we find this place soon, I can't see outtaWeinstock this - ah! He smashes into a street sign pole. 5 popcorn boxes meander down the street. GUTSY Oh for smurfs' sake, I thought that wasMarc why we left Clumsy behind! SMURFETTE You know, it smells like butter in here. BRAINY Where do you suppose this place could be? GUTSY Wait a minute. SMURFETTE I see it! It looks creepy. 117.
BRAINY It looks closed. GROUCHY Of course it's closed. PAPA We have to find a way in. Come on, let's get across this street. BEEP! BEEP! A car narrowly misses them. 97 INT. BOOK STORE - AFTERNOON 97 The smurfs all tumble through the mail slot. PAPA Ow! There's the hip again. I'm getting too old for this. They fall right on top of each other. GUTSY Brainy! BRAINY Gutsy! GUTSY All right everybody. SMURFETTEWeinstock Wow. BRAINY This place looks creepy to me. GUTSY It's not creepy, it's different. I likeMarc it. GROUCHY Let's just get the book and get outta here. SMURFETTE Where should we start? PAPA We'll search every shelf. This book of spells is our ticket home. 118.
96 EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY 96 Gargamel wanders through the city streets with Azrael. GARGAMEL I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire, limitless power and world recognition! Now why does that have to be so hard? Just then THE BUM from earlier wanders by, SINGING the Smurfs' "La La Song." GARGAMEL (CONT’D) (to the bum) Pardon me, please, wise sir! Please please, wherever did you hear that ear-damning squall? BUM I see little blue men. They went into the bookstore around the corner. La la la-la-la-la...you know, that song is really annoying. Gargamel and Azrael follow his gaze across the street. GARGAMEL Cautiously ex-ciii-ted! 97 INT. BOOK STORE - AFTERNOONWeinstock 97 The Smurfs rummage on various shelves. GROUCHY That's not it, that's not it, that's not it...hey! No, that's not it. MarcBRAINY Look at all these amazing books! It's got to be in here somewhere. (opening a book) No, this isn't it. SMURFETTE Nothing up here guys. (sliding down the stair banister) Look out below! GUTSY I've got something, lads!! 119.
PAPA Great job Gutsy! SMURFETTE Oh, let's see! The Smurfs all rush to see. High on a shelf, Gutsy pulls on a big, heavy, leather-bound book. It falls to the ground. BRAINY Well done! GUTSY Wait a minute. (props it up) There you go. BRAINY (reading the cover) "L'histoire de Strumpf". They open the dusty tome. BRAINY (CONT'D) Hmmm. PEYO. As they turn the pages, they see themselves depicted in the drawings. SMURFETTE That's us. Weinstock PAPA Yes. This is the one. SMURFETTE That's so...meta! GROUCHY AmMarc I really that fat? Papa opens the book and flips through the pages. PAPA The secret runes are hidden in the drawings! GROUCHY You see all that in there? PAPA Look here, at the patterns on this page. 120.
BRAINY Whoa! GUTSY Look at that! SMURFETTE Wow. GROUCHY Well I'll be smurfed! 98 INT. BOOK STORE - FRONT DOOR - AFTERNOON 98 Two familiar shadows fall over the door... Man & cat. GARGAMEL (O.S. - MUFFLED) (beat) Openous-lockicuss. The door opens on its own. Gargamel winks at Azrael, and Azrael winks back. Gargamel and Azrael enter, look around. At a tabletop display Azrael's tail brushes over a LARGE DRAGON-HANDLED WAND. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Oooh. You're right Azrael. This does have "me" Weinstockwritten all over it. Gargamel opens his signet ring and pours THE LAST OF HIS ESSENCE into the dragon’s mouth. The handle’s dragon eyes GLOW. For just a moment the wand CRACKLES with electrical BLUE ENERGY. Gargamel's delighted. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Oh,Marc that's just plain naughty. 99 INT. BACK OF BOOK STORE - AFTERNOON 99 Papa finishes copying the incantation with a quill and ink. PAPA I think that's it. Done. All that remains now, is to return to the waterfall and invoke this spell -- tonight. BRAINY And that will smurf us a blue moon? 121.
PAPA (proudly) And open the portal. SMURFETTE And we can go home? PAPA And we can go home. Gargamel appears. GARGAMEL Oh, you're going home, alright... To a little place I like to call BellVeeduray Castle -- where your essence shall finally be mine! Gargamel points his dragon wand at the cowering group. PAPA (with dread) The dragon wand! SMURFETTE No! BRAINY It's G-G-G--- Brainy opens his mouth toWeinstock scream... GARGAMEL Please, please, allow me... (a la screaming Smurf) Ahh! It's Gargamel!!! PAPA Run,Marc Smurfs! GUTSY Come on Smurfs! SMURFS To the door! Come on! PAPA Smurfentine! Smurfentine! The Smurfs scatter in evasive serpentine pattern. SMURFETTE Hurry! 122.
GARGAMEL Yes, yes. Do resist little smurfs. Gutsy leads the Smurfs towards a rear doorway. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) What's the hunt without a thrill?... Gargamel raises his wand... ZZZAM! a bolt of BLUE ENERGY rockets toward the Smurfs. Papa grabs a FENG SHUI MIRROR and deflects the energy, slamming it into a large bookcase which falls on Gargamel, knocking him to the ground. For a moment, Gargamel disappears in a cascade of books, dust and curiosities as the Smurfs dash into... A99 INT. BOOKSTORE - STORAGE AREA - CONTINUOUS A99 The smurfs run for cover. GUTSY Come on smurfs! BRAINY Fasater, faster! GUTSY Let's get out of here! Gutsy pulls the grate off of a small drainage pipe in the far corner. Weinstock GROUCHY Ok, Smurfette, get in. . Papa hands the spell to Brainy. PAPA Brainy,Marc take the spell. Brew the potion and smurf the moon tonight. It has to be tonight! BRAINY Me? Smurf the moon? No, no, I'm not ready! Gargamel smashes through the doorway. SMURFETTE Papa! Papa shoves Brainy into the drain after the others. 123.
PAPA Go, go, go! He locks the door. BRAINY Papa? PAPA No matter what happens, do not come back for me. SMURFETTE Papa! PAPA You're lives depend on it! Gargamel stalks his prey. GARGAMEL (angry) Come to Papa! PAPA Just go! The two old foes lock eyes, then Gargamel raises his wand.... SMURFETTE (peering through grate) Papa! Noooo! Weinstock GUTSY Do as Papa said! She reaches out for Papa - like a child separated from its parent. MarcSMURFETTE Papa... Gutsy must literally pull her down into the pipe. ZZZAM! The Blue Energy hits Papa - freezing him mid-air in an agonized pose. PAPA Is that all you've got? Gargamel laughs manically. 124.
100 EXT. STORM DRAIN - NIGHT 100 The FULL MOON lights the muck dripping from a spill pipe. Smurfette and Gutsy slide out on their heels and jump off onto the street. Brainy and Grouchy are waiting for them. BRAINY What's going to happened to Papa? GROUCHY (clearly emotional) Papa told us to smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do! GUTSY Come on, we don't have much time! BRAINY Come on? Come on where? SMURFETTE How are we going to get back to Clumsy? Gutsy spots a group of PIGEONS sitting on the edge of the building. GUTSY (to Brainy and Smurfette) We'll ride. Come on! Gutsy heads for the birds.Weinstock He grabs one of them and wrestles his way onto its back. GUTSY (CONT’D) Be still, bird! GROUCHY IMarc don't think they're friendly. GUTSY Well neither am I. BRAINY Will they carry disease? He then calls to the others. GUTSY Hiya! On, smurfs! Let's ride! GROUCHY At least we're not running! 125.
SMURFETTE * Come on! * BRAINY I'm not sure I can do this! A pigeon flies by and picks him up in her talons. SMURFETTE You can do it Brainy! Hold on! BRAINY According to my calculations, this is dangerous! ALT 1: * GUTSY * Well neither am I. * BRAINY * These are glorious birds of flight. * They must be so respected in this * world. * Gutsy then calls to the others. * GUTSY * Hiya! On, smurfs! Let's ride! * BRAINY * I'm not sure I Weinstockcan do this! * A pigeon flies by and picks him up in her talons. * SMURFETTE * You can do it Brainy! Hold on! * BRAINY * AccordingMarc to my calculations, this * is dangerous! * 101 INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - NIGHT 101 Grace and Clumsy are in the kitchen. CLUMSY (looking out window) It's getting dark. GRACE Yeah, yeah, we better go look for them. 126.
Just then the door opens. They turn hopefully... but it's Patrick. PATRICK Hi. Patrick looks around. PATRICK (CONT'D) Where are the others? GRACE We think they're still at the book store. PATRICK Listen, Grace, I'm... I... His cell phone RINGS. 100 OMITTED. 100
Patrick steadies himself - then answers the phone. PATRICK Hey, Odile. ODILE Patrick! She starts to go off on himWeinstock in Spanish. PATRICK Listen, listen, before you fire me, I know that the ads that ran weren't the ones I sent... (beat) But they're the ads I should have sent,Marc the ads I almost did send but I didn't. I second guessed myself. I gave you what I thought you wanted instead of what I thought was right. But this is right. It means something to me, and - I don't know, I think it will mean something to others, too. (glances at Grace) It's not just a Moon, Odile. It's a Blue Moon. "Once in a Blue Moon." That means there are only a few moments in your life when something truly memorable, truly - magical -- happens to you. (MORE) 127. PATRICK (CONT'D) (he touches Grace's belly) And if you hesitate, if you’re afraid - you might just miss it. And that’s what that image means. Don’t let those blue moon moments pass you by. ODILE Get over here right now and I will tell you if you are fired. CLICK. Grace approaches, eyes tearing. GRACE I so smurfin’ love you. Grace kisses him. 100A EXT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT 100A The pigeons careen towards the window. GROUCHY Left, left, right! Right, right bird! BRAINY Brace for impact! GUTSYWeinstock The window's open you ninny! BRAINY Out of control! GROUCHY Whoa,Marc bird! 100AA INT. WINSLOW'S APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 100AA Just then a pigeon comes soaring in through the open fire escape window. Gutsy is riding it. He makes an emergency landing on the coffee table followed by the other three pigeons carrying Smurfette, Brainy and Grouchy who skid to a stop across the rug. GUTSY (releasing his pigeon) That'll do, pigeon. SMURFETTE Thank you bird. 128.
The birds fly away, back out the window. Brainy holds up the paper. BRAINY Look! We got the incantation! PATRICK Where's Papa? The four returning Smurfs pause, then, GROUCHY (choking back tears) Gargamel's got him. PATRICK What?! CLUMSY Oh no! SMURFETTE He took him to some place called BellVeedaRay Castle. GROUCHY He's gonna... GUTSY Dooon't -- say it. GRACEWeinstock Bellveedaray? What is Bellveedaray? PATRICK Bellveeda--- He's taking him to Belvadere Castle in Central park.. MarcBRAINY To extract his essence! GRACE (horrified) What?! We have to get him! SMURFETTE No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever. GUTSY Papa said that no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him. He's trying to protect us. 129.
CLUMSY No! We can't leave Papa behind! GUTSY It was a smurf promise! CLUMSY No, no, no we can't. BRAINY We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said. GROUCHY That's right. PATRICK I didn't. All the Smurfs turn and look at Patrick. PATRICK (CONT'D) I never promised him anything. Patrick heads for the door. CLUMSY Neither did I. And there is no way I am leaving here without Papa. * GRACE * Patrick, wait. Weinstock I'm coming with * you. * CLUMSY * I know you made a promise to Papa. * But there's a bigger promise that * all Smurf's have made to each other * -- that we help each other. And * thatMarc promise is bigger than any * other promise. * Brainy, Grouchy and Smurfette share a look Smurfette, Brainy, Grouchy and Gutsy hesitate for a moment, * but then - GROUCHY I'm in. Smurfette looks to Brainy. SMURFETTE Let's do this! 130.
Elway barks his approval. He's in too. Gutsy gives in. GUTSY NO SMURF LEFT BEHIND! Clumsy smiles. 100B INT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - EARLY EVENING 100B Gargamel turns to Papa who we now see is tied up in a tiny high-chair - his face partially shaven. There's stubble where a patch of beard had been. GARGAMEL (hums, lighting candles) Oh, I'll squeeze a few and tweeze a few and steal their essence blue...Ha! I'll shave 'em and enslave 'em... Gargamel is in his dungeon, singing away happily as blue essence flows from the tiny spigot of his extraction machine. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Oh, very impressive, my dear sweet little Papa. Just a tiny little bit of your tiny little beard yields me all of this essence... Gargamel pours the essenceWeinstock into his Dragon Wand. The eyes of the Dragon glow with fire. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) ...just imagine what I'll be able to harvest from your entire family of Smurfs! Alakazookas! Gargamel takesMarc aim on the dungeon... WAZAAM! GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Behold! My glorious Smurf Magic Machine! All of his rusty old equipment becomes shiny and new. Wicker chairs become mushroom-shaped smurf cages. Papa has a split second FLASHBACK OF HIS VISION - IT'S THE SAME CAGES HE SAW THE SMURFS IN. PAPA No! The cages! 131.
In moments, Belvedere is transformed into a Frankenstein-like "essence factory." GARGAMEL How do you like me now, Papa Smurf? PAPA You're a fool, Gargamel. My Smurfs are well on their way home by now. 105 EXT. CENTRAL PARK - NIGHT 105 It's quiet. Then, out of the mist, a la Reservoir Dogs, Patrick appears striding slo-mo, flanked. He's joined one by one, by Clumsy, Brainy, Grouchy, Smurfette and Elway the dog. 112 EXT. COLUMBUS CIRCLE - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS 112 Grace releases dozens of large HELIUM BALLOONS into the air. We see they're carrying a BOWLING BALL. Reveal Gutsy, suspended vertically beneath the remote-control AR DRONE (from Patrick's office). He holds the smartphone controller in his hands. GUTSY Let's light this candle! Gutsy starts up the AR DRONE and immediately spins out of control. GUTSYWeinstock (CONT’D) Hey....Whoah...Aaaa!! Hahahah!!!! GRACE Good luck, Gutsy. I'll see you there! Regaining control, he races up to the balloons, snags them with a tail-hook,Marc and tows the "bowling bomb" away. A105 EXT. GRASSY KNOLL - EARLY EVENING A105 Patrick and his crew crawl up for a view of Belvedere. 106 EXT. TREE AREA - EARLY EVENING 106 A stone wall. Patrick peeks up over it at Belvedere Castle - Just across the path. The Smurfs peek, too. SMURFETTE We all remember the plan right? 132.
GROUCHY Let's get our Smurf on. Patrick talks into his phone. PATRICK Brainy, what's happening... 107 EXT. WATERFALL - CONTINUOUS 107 Brainy is at the site where the Smurfs came through, struggling to stir a small kitchen pot, which boils over a camping stove. Smoke rises into the air and the whole thing jumps with a magical, chaotic energy which is sparking to life. BRAINY (into cellphone) I've added the ingredients and it's more powerful than anticipated! I don't think I can do it! PATRICK (O.S.) Brainy, you can do this. Just say the incantation! BRAINY (nervous, but brave) Par le pouvoir du Schtroumpf, lune, devient bleu! POOF! An explosion of blueWeinstock smoke erupts from the potion. Blue tendrils of smoke shoot into the sky. As they hit the moon... IT TURNS BLUE. 107A EXT. TREE AREA - CONTINUOUS 107A Patrick and the other Smurfs can see the blue moon. MarcPATRICK AND SMURFS Whoa!!!! CLUMSY I'll be Smurfed! 107B EXT. WATERFALL - CONTINUOUS 107B BRAINY I did it!?! (then realizing) I did it, Papa. I did it! 133.
107C EXT. ANJELOU ROOF TOP - SAME TIME 107C The Jouvenel launch party is in full swing. Odile works the crowd, focusing on important people, including TOM COLICCHIO. JOAN RIVERS(O.S.) I don't believe it! PARTYGOER It's the Anjelou moon! PARTYGOERS' POV: The moon is SMURF BLUE. PARTYGOER #2 (O.S.) How did she do that? Odile pushes through the crowd for a better view. People GASP, OOOH, and AHHHH, looking up into the sky. The crowd can't believe it. Odile stares, equally amazed. People begin to applaud her.
110 INT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - NIGHT 110 Gargamel is strapping Papa into an ELABORATE ESSENCE EXTRACTOR. GARGAMEL Now I don't want you to worry, Papa. That which doesn't kill you... only makesWeinstock me stronger. Ha! Just then a VOICE yells from outside. GROUCHY (O.S.) Yo Gargamel! Come out and play. Gargamel looksMarc up and smiles. GARGAMEL Oh, I think our tiny little guests have finally arrived. PAPA No. GARGAMEL Oh well. Enjoy the ride, Papa! Gargamel fires up the contraption. Gears turn, steam HISSES. 134.
GARGAMEL (CONT’D) And remember: keep your hands and feet inside the cart at all times. Papa struggles inside the machine. PAPA Smurfs!!! Run!!!! 111 EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - CONTINUOUS 111 Gargamel pushes open the heavy metal doors and steps out onto the castle's terrace, carrying his Dragon Wand and a MESH SACK. GARGAMEL Oh Smurrfffs! A Smurf whistles an ominous-sounding version of the LA LA SONG off screen. Gargamel looks up and sees Grouchy and Clumsy standing on the walls encircling the terrace. GROUCHY You have our Papa! Prepare to get Smurfed! CLUMSY Yeah...what he said! GARGAMEL Adorable. Two little Smurfs come to save their belovedWeinstock Papa. Suddenly, on the roof overlooking the terrace a MATCH IS STRUCK. Gargamel looks over and sees Brainy holding it. BRAINY Hey Gargamel! Make that three littleMarc Smurfs... Brainy lights a fuse and WHOOSH! - a FIREWORKS ROCKET screams up into the air. BRAINY (CONT’D) And I went and got a few friends. An explosion of the flare lights up the night sky as if it were daytime. Suddenly Gargamel sees THE WALLS AROUND HIM ARE TEEMING WITH SMURFS. And more are streaming up. The entire village has come through the portal to aid Papa's rescue. 135.
BRAINY (CONT’D) * This is Handy Smurf, Baker Smurf, * Hefty Smurf, Panicky Smurf...You * know what? I'm going to dispense * with introductions. Let's do this! * They are all armed with various "weapons" from Patrick's apartment as well as their own instruments (e.g. Farmer's pitchfork, Baker's rolling pin, Chef Smurf's meat hammer). GARGAMEL (seemingly daunted) My my my... I think the whole village must be here. (then, smiling...) Whatever will I do with all this essence? Hefty picks up Crazy Smurf and uses him like a bullhorn. HEFTY On, me boys!!!!! Crazy sounds the alarm. HANDY * Let's get this hoedown started! The Smurfy troops step forward and begin launching their home- made, medieval-ish weapons in a barrage against Gargamel. He tries to get his wand up to retaliate but the onslaught is blinding.. Weinstock NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.) * There comes a time when every Smurf * must stand up for what's good and * cute and blue in the world. And on * this brisk New York night that time * isMarc now.... * We see Narrator Smurf narrating the fight. * GROUCHY * Hey seriously, stop! * NARRATOR SMURF * Sorry. It's what I do. * GARGAMEL (casting a spell) Alaca-- 136.
HEFTY Hit 'em where the Smurf don't shine! GARGAMEL Ahhh! Hey! Hey! Watch it! Little hoodlums! FARMER SMURF Meet Mr. Pitch and Mr. Fork! Gargamel raises his wand, preparing to strike. He tries to invoke an INCANTATION, but the impact of more projectiles keeps interrupting him... TBD SMURF Roast 'em and dust 'em. Hefty throws an egg that splatters on Gargamel's face. HEFTY Eat yolk, Gargamel! The Smurfs laugh off screen.
114 EXT. BEHIND BELVEDERE CASTLE - CONTINUOUS 114 Patrick struggles to pry open the back doors. No good. PATRCKWeinstock They must have locked it from the inside somehow. Smurfette attempts to lift a drainage grate... SMURFETTE Patrick! Over here! I can get in thisMarc way. It's the only way to save Papa. 114A EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE 114A Gargamel continues to be pelted by the Smurfs. GARGAMEL (frustration building) That's it! Handy loads his slingshot with an APPLE, BRISTLING WITH SEWING NEEDLES. 137.
HANDY You know, one bad apple can ruin... your whole day. He lets the apple loose. GARGAMEL (raising his wand again) Alaca-- The apple hits him square in the butt, causing him to drop the wand. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Yeeeeeooooow! * GLOWSTICKS asssault Gargagmel from all sides. * 115 EXT. SKY - CONTINUOUS 115 Above the castle, we see the "bowling bomb" floating in behind Gutsy and his drone. GUTSY Full Smurf ahead! 116 EXT. BEHIND BELVEDERE CASTLE 116 Patrck tries to pry apart the bars to the drainage pipe. SMURFETTE Patrick, you canWeinstock do it! Patrick pries the bars apart for her a few inches - just enough for Smurfette to crawl through. PATRICK Go! Go! Go! Hurry! They can't hold himMarc for long. A115 EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - TERRACE - CONTINUOUS A115 Handy pries open a crate of lipstick, spilling them out toward Gargamel. HANDY (to Gargamel) Hey, Ugly! Having found his wand, Gargamel picks it up, wipes it off and bangs on it to restart the glowing... 138.
GARGAMEL (back in business) Ah ha! Hahahaha-- WHOOSH! Handy's LIPSTICK rollout hits beneath Gargamel's feet. Gargamel dances wildly on the rolling tubes... Brainy loads a NERF CANNON with a souvenir EMPIRE STATE * BUILDING. * BRAINY * Hey, Gargagmel! Here's a little * souvenir from your trip to the Big * Apple! * Brainy launches the canon and the Empire State Building flies * into Gargamel, point first. * Baker and Chef ready to launch a frying pan on the end of a rope. BAKER Out of the frying pan... CHEF ...and into the fire! They release the pan, which swings down on the rope... catching Panicky's foot as it goes... PANICKY We're all gonnaWeinstock die! WHAM! The pan clocks Gargamel in the face. He goes down. Gargamel lies there dazed and confused. He reaches up with both hands to snap his broken nose back into place. 116 INT. CASTLE DUNGEON - CONTINUOUS 116 Smurfette hurriesMarc into the dungeon and sees Papa struggling to get free from the extraction machine. She rushes to him. SMURFETTE Oh Papa! PAPA No, Smurfette. SMURFETTE Oh! What did he do to you? PAPA You shouldn't have come back for me. 139.
SMURFETTE I'm getting you out of here. Right now! Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Azrael leaps on Smurfette, tackling her to the ground. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) Aaaaah! PAPA Smurfette! Smurfette fights to get away from Azrael. SMURFETTE Hang on Papa! I'll be back!
116A EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE 116A The Smurfs keep up the barrage. They leap off of the wall. FARMER SMURF It's time he bought the farm! Gargamel lies dazed and confused, still trying to recover from the frying pan to the face. Gutsy's AR drone guides the balloons with the bowling bomb into place. Weinstock GUTSY Booombs away! I'm going for a strike! As the heavy ball falls straight for Gargamel he regains his senses and suddenlyMarc takes aim with the dragon wand... GARGAMEL Alaca-ZAAM! A powerful BLAST of magic BLUE ENERGY shoots from the wand... blowing the bowling ball to bits. He takes a few shots at Gutsy, who dodges, until... BAM! The drone is blown from the sky. GUTSY Awww, crikey! 140.
116B INT. CASTLE DUNGEON - SAME 116B Down in the dungeon, Smurfette and Azrael are locked in a knock down, drag out fight. Papa watches helplessly as he's pulled through the machine. PAPA Smurfette! Smurfette continues to battle Azrael, exhibiting the flexibility of a gymnast. SMURFETTE I'm coming, Papa! (To Azrael) Get back, cat! Azrael looses track of Smurfette and looks around the dungeon. Suddenly she lands on his back. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) Looking for me? (alt) * You're mine, cat. I'm going to * break you like a show pony! * 117 EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - TERRACE - CONTINUOUS 117 Gargamel turns on the remaining Smurfs and fires up his wand. The Smurfs pause in awe as Gargamel raises his wand to "stir the sky." Weinstock GARGAMEL Alright Smurfs, playtime's over... Behold the awesome power of me! The WIND HOWLS and whips around, building into a powerful cyclone. Gargamel begins to LAUGH. Smurfs clingMarc to the castle for dear life, but many can't, and are SUCKED UP into the vortex of the swirling wind. BRAINY Save yourselves! VANITY (as he is sucked up into the vortex) I'm afraid of the dark! NARRATOR SMURF * (swirling around in the * vortex) * Now I'm just a narrator. * (MORE) 141. NARRATOR SMURF (CONT'D) I'm useless in these kinds of * fights.... * Narrator gets swept away. * * 118 EXT. BEHIND BELVEDERE CASTLE 118 Patrick waits anxiously, peering into the grate for word from Smurfette. PATRICK Smurfette?! B117 EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - CONTINUOUS B117 Gargamel wields his wand like a gunslinger, shooting out a “BLUE CLAW” OF ENERGY that snatches Smurfs out of the air. Gargamel stuffs them into his burlap sack, LAUGHING madly. 118 INT. CASTLE DUNGEON - SAME 118 Down in the dungeon Papa is in danger of being sucked into the Smurfalator. Smurfette and Azrael are still locked in a knock down, drag out fight. Smurfette rides Azrael's back. SMURFETTE You're mine, kitty. That's it! I'm done smurfing around! Azrael tries to throw Smurfette, but SKIDS across the floor, heading for a stack of cages.Weinstock At the last second, Smurfette leaps off. Azrael hits the stack - toppling the cages. One of them falls, landing with the open door directly over him, NICKING HIS EAR. Azrael is trapped inside, his ear NOTCHED (no blood). AZRAEL Me-Marcowwwww! SMURFETTE (beat, re notched ear) You smurfed with the wrong girl. Azrael COWERS into the back of the cage. Smurfette runs to the machine, and grabs Papa just before he's pushed into the vaporizer-creator. SMURFETTE (CONT’D) Hang on, Papa! 142.
PAPA My little Smurfette!... (eyes watering) You saved your old Papa. SMURFETTE No Smurf left behind! Let's go! EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE ON THE TERRACE - Papa and Smurfette arrive on the scene. Papa sees what's happening. Filled with pure primal rage, he grabs a stray lobster fork and CHARGES. With a MIGHTY LEAP Papa sails through the air, hurling his "spear." PAPA Nooooo! Gargamel! Gargamel whirls around and ZAPS Papa, FREEZING him in midair. Papa writhes in pain. GARGAMEL NOT SO FAST, GOODY BLUE SHOES! Gargamel laughs maniacally. SMURFFETTE (O.S.) Papa! ON THE TERRACE: GARGAMEL suspends Papa, writhing, in the air. GARGAMELWeinstock Now it's time to break their little blue will. Gargamel floats Papa out in front of the mortified Smurfs... GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Watch closely, Smurfs... as your belovedMarc Papa meets his little blue end!! Oopsie Daisy! Gargamel tosses Papa up, for skeet shooting, and raises his wand as Clumsy watches helplessly on from the parapet. CLUMSY Oh no! Papa! In the nick of time, PATRICK charges up the stairs, dives through the air and grabs Papa, just as Gargamel fires. Patrick and Papa land safely behind a low stone wall. GARGAMEL No!! No!! 143.
Gargamel blasts the wall to pieces - exposing Patrick and Papa. Gargamel raises his wand to deliver the death blow... GARGAMEL (CONT'D) You again! Goodbye! I'm really, really going to enjoy this. ...at the last second, GUTSY, now in complete control of his craft, roars in on the AR DRONE... GUTSY * Without his wand he's just a bald * man in a bathrobe! * (alt) * This ends here! This ends now! * (to self) Sweet smurf I always * wanted to say that. * * ...and SNATCHES the wand from Gargamel's hand. Gargamel SCREAMS in rage as Gutsy ZOOMS away with his power. GUTSY (CONT’D) * (a la Braveheart) * Frreedooooooooom! * GARGAMEL Son of a smurf! Come back here! ON THE SMURFS - they cheer, shocked by this brilliant tactical maneuver. Weinstock CLUMSY Gutsy! Yay! On Gargamel, enraged. GARGAMEL GetMarc back here right now with my wand! ON GUTSY - thrilled with his success, he raises the wand to inspect it... WHAP! It's hit by the drone's rotor! THE WAND FLIES OUT OF HIS HAND. It starts to FALL. ON CLUMSY - Watching it fall. ON GARGAMEL - Elated, he runs to catch the wand, dropping his sack as he goes. Smurfs spill out. UP ON THE TURRET - Clumsy rushes along the wall toward the falling wand. 144.
CLUMSY I got it! ON PAPA and the other smurfs - Looking up. PAPA Oh dear, Clumsy. SMURFETTE Oh No! GROUCHY This is not going to be good. BRAINY We're going to be doomed! ON GARGAMEL - Positioning himself to catch the wand ON THE SMURFS - as they watch Clumsy hopefully... On CLUMSY - as he continues to scramble for the wand. CLUMSY I've got it! I've got it! ON PAPA - Looking up. He's seen this before in the vision. PAPA (resigned) I know how all Weinstockthis ends. ON GARGAMEL - Reaching up for the wand! Clumsy narrow his eyes, sprints the length of the turret and LEAPS OUT... CLUMSY IMarc got it! ON CLUMSY - as he sails through the air - hand outstretched (just like in Papa's vision) CLUMSY (CONT’D) I got it. I... The wand hits his hand - bounces off his fingers - and then... Clumsy snatches it FIRMLY IN HIS HAND. CLUMSY (CONT'D) ...got it!! Clumsy hits the ground and rolls - right up to Papa's feet. Papa stares at him, incredulous. 145.
Gargamel is enraged. GARGAMEL GIVE ME MY WAND!!! Gargamel CHARGES at him. Reflexively, Clumsy points the wand at Gargamel. CLUMSY (frightened) Ahhhhhh! A monstrous bolt of raw energy shoots from the wand. It hits Gargamel square in the chest and sends him SAILING OVER THE TREES like he was shot out of a cannon.
122 EXT. 5TH AVE. - CONTINUOUS 122 Gargamel flies out of the park and finally lands in a pile of trash bags up along Fifth Avenue. Shaken, he wobbles to his feet, stands in the street, and raises his fist... GARGAMEL How dare you?! How dare you defy the great and powerful... WHAM! GARGAMEL (CONT'D) Plooshucchh! SMUUURRRRFFFS!!!!Weinstock We see from inside the passing bus that Gargamel is flattened on the windshield. It carries him away. On the side of the bus we see Patrick's BLUE MOON AD. 123 EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - CONTINUOUS 123 All the SmurfsMarc converge on Clumsy, CHANTING his name. SMURFS Clum-sy! Clum-sy! Clum-sy! They lift him up onto their shoulders. Grace comes hurrying up the stairs and gives Patrick a hug. She sees Clumsy on the Smurfs' shoulders. GRACE You're a hero! CLUMSY I'm a hero? 146.
Grace and Patrick nod yes. Clumsy raises his hand in celebration accidently smacking into the two smurfs behind him. CLUMSY (CONT’D) I'm a hero!!!! INJURED SMURFS Ow! CLUMSY So sorry guys! Definitely killed the moment. HEFTY Clumsy, you little mook you! SMURFS Sssh, shh, it's Papa. Papa approaches Clumsy. PAPA I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. I'm so proud of you, Clumsy. Papa HUGS Clumsy. CLUMSYWeinstock Thanks Papa. GUTSY Maybe we should change 'is name to Hero Smurf! What do you say, lad? CLUMSY Hmmm...IMarc kind of like me the way I am. Besides, we can be more than one thing right? CUT TO: Grace and Patrick. GRACE (proud) Yeah. CUT TO: Clumsy and the Smurfs. CLUMSY So yah. I think I'll stick with Clumsy for now. 147.
SMURFETTE And that's the way we love you. Smurfette hugs Clumsy. GROUCHY (wiping away a tear) I promised myself I wouldn't cry. PAPA And now it's time to get rid of this! Papa takes the wand, BREAKS it over his knee, and throws the pieces into Turtle Pond.
124 OMITTED 124 125 EXT. WATERFALL - NIGHT 125 Our gang stands on the shore as many of the Village Smurfs cross back through the open portal to the other side. BRAINY To the portal, everyone! There's no time to spare! One by one, all the Smurfs get sucked through the portal... VARIOUS SMURFS Good bye! Farewell! Smurf ya later... Weinstock CHEF Auf-Wiedersmurf! HANDY Smurf ya'll later! MarcBRAINY You know, I'm not one for long goodbyes, but I did Smurf together a few words I like to say....aaaah!!! Gutsy and Grouchy punt Brainy through the portal in mid sentence. GROUCHY Take care. I hated this! ...so much less than I expected. Patrick and Grace wave goodbye. 148.
PATRICK Bye, Grouchy. GROUCHY (O.S.) (as he's going into the portal) Don't get me wrong, though! I still hated it. Just less! GUTSY I'll not soon forget this place. Especially not with these! He turns around and "moons" Patrick and Grace, showing off his I LOVE NY boxers. Gutsy jumps into the portal. GUTSY (CONT’D) Tally-ho! Grace looks down at Smurfette... GRACE Hey, girlfriend... SMURFETTE (delighted by the title) Hey, yourself. GRACE Smurfette. High four. SMURFETTEWeinstock High four, Grace. They share a high four before Smurfette heads towards the portal. Clumsy's next. Marc GRACE And you...the little hero. Come here. Grace picks Clumsy up and cradles him in her hands. CLUMSY Hero? Ahh, stop. Well...actually, you mind saying it one more time? It's kind of got a nice ring to it. GRACE Clumsy. What am I going to do without you? 149.
CLUMSY I am pretty unforgettable... You're not so bad yourself. Grace gives Clumsy a kiss and puts him down so he can go through the portal. At last it's Papa's turn to say goodbye... Patrick approaches him. PAPA Well, Master Winslow - thank you. You saved me. You saved the whole family. PATRICK Actually - I think it was the other way around. Patrick kneels down and they hug. PAPA SMURF * You know what? You've handled all * us a little guys pretty well. * Patrick smiles. * PATRICK * I got to be honest, sometimes you * guys were so sweet and so honest * and happy, it got on my nerves. * But now, I thinkWeinstock maybe that's what * this world needs a little more of. * PAPA SMURF * I understand. * (leans in) * I've never told anyone this, but * sometimes that "LaLaLa" song makes * meMarc want to pull a few beard hairs * out. * Patrick and Papa laugh. * PATRICK * I don't know. I think it's catchy. * I heard people singing it on the * subway. * PAPA SMURF * Well I should get going, I've got a * Smurf village to rebuild. Your * village has given me some ideas. * * 150.
PATRICK Goodbye, Papa. PAPA Goodbye, Papa. Papa and Patrick share a smile. Papa, Smurfette, and Clumsy join hands as they jump through the portal together. NARRATOR (V.O.) * And so the Smurfs left the strange * city of New York. And I think they * left it a little sweeter, a little * wiser, a little bluer. And as that * portal began to close for the last * time in history- Oh wait, I gotta * go! * We see Narrator Smurf is standing there still Narrating. * NARRATOR SMURF * Bye New York! I still can't figure * out how in anyway you're like an * apple! * Narrator smurf jumps through the portal just as it closes, * disappearing. * 126 EXT. CENTRAL PARK Weinstock 126 Patrick and Grace walk arm in arm. Patrick's phone rings. He looks at it, answers. PATRICK It's Odile. (answering) Hey,Marc Odile. ON THE ANJELOU ROOFTOP, Odile stands alone, the party over. She gazes up at the Blue Moon, peaking back out from the clouds. ODILE Patrick, I just call to say 'thank you.' Finally, someone has given me what I want. She smiles up at the blue moon, the first sincere smile she's shown us. 151.
126A EXT. CENTRAL PARK - CONTINUOUS 126A Patrick hangs up the phone. PATRICK I think I'm not fired. GRACE Wow, so that's: New job, new baby...some unique new friends... You know, if you really want a bigger place... PATRICK Bigger? Are you crazy? Then we'd be further apart. Patrick puts his arm around her. PATRICK (CONT'D) Oh Grace. I smurf you. They kiss and walk out of the park. EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - DAY OR NIGHT * A static shot of Smurf Village, a few weeks later. * Something's changed about the village. High-rise mushrooms * are being constructed and the center of the village looks a * bit Times Squarish. * EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - STAGEWeinstock * Everyone is gathered around. It's an unveiling ceremony. * Painter Smurf has painted a mural on a wall which is hidden * by a curtain. Papa Smurf stands next to the curtain with the * artist Painter Smurf. * PAPA * WeMarc here today for the unveiling of * the painting "The Battle of * Belvedere Castle"! * (out of the side of his * mouth) * Where's Clumsy? * BRAINY SMURF * He's coming. * EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS * Clumsy is running full board, just like in the opening. * 152.
CLUMSY * I'm late! I'm late! * ANGLE ON * Clumsy Smurf running. He hits a barrell and is jettisoned in * the air. * ANGLE ON * The crowd as the watch Clumsy in SLO MO as he sails over * them. * BRAINY SMURF * There he is. * Clumsy flies and SMACKS right in the middle of the mural, * head sticking through. * FADE OUT. 127 END CREDITS: 127 MUSIC: SMURF's VERSION of "Empire State of Mind" * A126 Then we cut to PHOTOS of Patrick and Grace in the delivery A126 room. They have their newborn baby. Patrick holds him, the doting father. Grace eats smurfberries from the potted plant in the hospital room. She looks radiant. CLOSE ON BABY'S CRIB - with his name posted on it. His name is "BLUE." Weinstock EXT. NYC - DAY * Gargamel is walking around with the homeless guy. * GARGAMEL * SoMarc what do you want to do today? * HOMELESS GUY * I thought we'd collect bottles gap * to fuel the Zylon Ray to keep the * Gorgan from invading our plante. * GARGAMEL * That's a great idea. * HOMELESS GUY * And then find carpet scraps to help * with the ship. * GARGAMEL * Another winner of an idea. * 153.
INT. PENTHOUSE SUITE - DAY * Azrael is luxuriating on Odile's lap. Odile speaks to a * servant. * ODILE * I told you, my kitty only eats toro * tuna. None of this albacore crap * for him. He gets the best. * Azrael purrs incredibly loudly. * INT. PRISON CELL - DAY * Bubba sits in his cell. He catches a fly. * BUBBA * I got two now. Seven thousand more * and I'm flying out of here. * INT. PAPA SMURF'S MUSHROOM * Papa Smurf toils with a potion. A vision shows up. * VISION: Smurfberries. Storks, everyone smile and laughing, * dancing. A bolt of lightening interrupts this image. The * vision switches. It's Gargamel in the cage at the top of the * EIFFEL TOWER. He's speaking to a large crowd. We pull back * and discover we're not in France but at the PARIS HOTEL in * Las Vegas. * PAPAWeinstock * Oh boy. Here we go again. * INT. CLUB - DAY * Typical Comedy Club set up. A STAND UP SMURF, brick wall, * tables, candles. * MarcSTAND UP SMURF * What is the deal with all these * white hats? Every single Smurf is * wearing the same white hat? Who * chose this hat? All I can say, is * thank smurf they didn't go with a * visor. You can't look cool in a * visor. * (to a smurf) * You know what I'm talking about. * STAND UP SMURF (CONT’D) * Hey look, I get it. We're magical * creatures. You can't expect too * much. * (MORE) 154. STAND UP SMURF (CONT’D) But come on, How about a shirt? * I'd go with a tank top, a half * shirt. I'll wear a tube top. If I * see one more Smurf nipple, I'm * going to.. Well I'm not going to do * anything cause I'm a smurf, I'm * easy going. * STAND UP SMURF (CONT’D) * What's going on with these homes? * We're living in mushrooms. All I * can say is I hope there's not a * fire and someone spills olive oil * on our home. Someone's going to be * eating good. I get it. The * housing market is tough, but * mushrooms. Seriously, Smurfette's * over here laughing up a storm. * Hey Smurfette how about a new * hairstyle. Don't get me wrong, * 1977 was a great year. I"m kidding. * Greedy Smurf over here is trying to * sneak out on the check. Sneak out * on enough checks Greedy, and you're * going to get a new name, Jerk * Smurf. That's my time! I've been * Stand Up Smurf. Make sure to tip * your waiters. We only have one * girl here. And by all means, if * you've been drinking smurfberry * juice, drive your stork carefully. * Next week, SinbadWeinstock Smurf will be * here. * BLOOPERS: * EXT. CENTRAL PARK - POND * Clumsy and SmurfetteMarc are laughing uncontrollably. * SMURFETTE * (fighting the laugh) * Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. * She starts laughing again. * EXT. BELVEDERE CASTLE - NIGHT * Fight scene. Gutsy keeps flying in to get the wand. * (DIALOGUE IS WHATEVER LINE YOU CHOSE FOR THIS SCENE) * GUTSY * Without his wand he's just a bald * man in a bathrobe! * 155.
Gutsy grabs the wand and it drops. Gutsy hangs from his * HOVERCRAFT. * GUTSY (CONT'D) * (no scottish accident) * My bad. I'll get it this time. * SFX: FILM STOCK, REWIND * Repeat the scene. * GUTSY (CONT’D) * Without his wand he's just a bald * man in a bathrobe! * He drops it again. * GUTSY (CONT’D) * (American accent) * I promise! I'll get it this time. * GUTSY (CONT’D) *
EXT. CENTRAL PARK - POND * Clumsy and Smurfette are still laughing uncontrollably. * SMURFETTE * (fighting the laugh) * I... am.... so...Weinstock sorry. * Clumsy is doubled over. Smurfette crying tears. She motions * to "cut". We hear laugter on the set. * DIRECTOR (V.O.) * Cut! * C126 OMITTED Marc C126 THE END