The Yellin' Rebel

University ofNevada Las Vegas Volumne 1 Issue 13, Tuesday, November 29, 1983 "Little goodis accomplishedwithout controversy, and no civic evilis ever defeatedwithout publicity." Health Dept holds Lab fee asked for MIS, CSC courses by CFRC key to well-being by Steven Dimick

by Ron Zayas The Course Fee Review Committee(CFRC), an advisory committee to UNLV President Leonard Goodall, has Sex is one oflife's greatest pleasures, but when problems arise, it recommended that a $25 computer use fee be tacked onto easily one some, becomes of life's biggest anxieties. Fortunately for all courses offered thedepartments of Education, in Management In- there is help available. Associate Professor of Health Dr. formation Systems and Computer Science. The recommen- William McNab, a course on sexuality is aimed to conducts human that dation comes on the heels of a university-wide $5 per subject, provide both help teachers instruct the and practical informa- credit-hour fee hike. tion for all types people daily of in their lives. The fee hike must still be formally approved by course taught by with more biological or the The McNab deals than the CFRC. The date for the vote is November 30, and between physical aspects are usually associated with most sex education that now and then, the CFRC is seeking student input on the courses. sexuality: mental, "We teach the total concept of human the proposal. approved, the fee Finance computer emotional and social addition to the physical aspects," said McNab. If will in upkeep and be instituted next semester. teaching the people can will It is only in total concept that McNab feels that The CSUN Senate took action on the matter last week. come to terms with their own sexuality. A resolution was passed at the Senate's November 22 To the professor, it is especially important that a good sex education meeting condemning the fee. before college, preferably elementary years. It is start in the school im- In part, the Senate objected to the fee because it will be portant for education to start before the teen years since adolescents imposed on all MIS and CSC courses. Some of the courses are age group in need in the most of correct sexual information. offered in computer science, said Math and Sciences quotes Emily a writer on the subject, as saying, "To McNab Nelson, Senator and computer science major Karen Eckert, do not young people, are ignorance exploitation; the are the enemies and tools involve use of UNLV's computers. To approve such an knowledge self-respect." and not mainly across-the-board fee would be fair to all concerned. While a number of disciplines deal with the topic of sexuality, Most of the Senate's displeasurewith the fee is rooted that Department in psychology and biology, McNab feels the Health of- the fact that student fees have already been hiked this fall. to sees the fers a more practical approach the subject, but still need for Hotel Senator John Fazi said, "When I came here 1981 cooperation. in interdisciplinary "Psychology deals with the mental and fees were $21 per credit hour. Now fees are $36 per credit biology physical process; emotional aspect while deals with the and hour; that's almost a 75 percent increase only twoyears. deals with the importance sex to own good in health of one's health." Thisis another fee they're trying to hang on students, and I basic that with, pro- McNab feels that since sex is a drive must be dealt don't think they'll stand for that." per sex helps guilt anxiety education alleviate and sometimes associated The"guts" of the resolution passed by the Senate says, by relieving with sex, and thus helps a person remain well stress. "it is the sense of theCSUN Senate is not well-being, that the $25 fee To better educate the public, and thus promote its sexual in the best Financial interests of students and extends its course to dispel myths open McNab's tries and lines of communication displeasure to the Course Fee Review Committee for this between couples and among individuals. Most of the misconceptions action." deal with the actual sex and the having "Superman act idea of to be in Passage of the fee will affect not only CSC and MIS ma- said McNab. "Books and the media help to promote myths. The bed," jors. A new system of core curriculum requirements will be myth "Big (orgasm) you believe that you not of the O" leads to if do force beginning with the fall 1984 semester. The new destroyed in experience an orgasm during sex you are as a person. policy will require new UNLV students, freshmen and you measure sex only orgasm." However, don't fullfillment in terms of transfers, to take at least one CSC or MIS course. course by tearing The tries to build lines of communication down bar- Copies of the resolution are to be forwarded to, among riers present in today's society. By substituting proper medical terms others, Governor Richard Bryan, University of Nevada for slang terms, McNab feels that the taboo associated with speakingof regents, and UNLV President Goodall. sex in public is lifted. To McNab, parents and couples can better deal with sex if lines of communication are open and specific. McNab feels photo by Bruce Menke that slang termsare vague and make people feel uncomfortable, and HealthProf—or William McNaband U| proper medical terms like "penis" and "coitus" can help persons better The Health Department's attitudelrdescribed by McNab as a "Some people feel that thedilemma (concerning AIDS) is good for express their feelings. Partners may also solve sexual problems by "preventive business." in regards to lex education. "By educating the them (the homosexuals-the group most prone to acquire AIDS), but describing dysfunctionsclearly, without fear of misinterpretation. students, wehope to prevent negativl things from happening (such as then herpes would be the price to pay for being heterosexual." McNab Besides the practical application of sex education, the course is unwanted pregnancies and thesprealof venereal disease)," said the contends that the role of the health educator is to help downplay the designed to better enable sex educaters at the high school level to teach professor. hysteria that public misinformation can cause. This again deals with the the subject. "By having a well-informed teacher who feels content in Among the negative affects that McNab must deal with are the preventitive side of health education. his or her own sexuality, students acquire more useful imformation heightened public fears of herpes and AIDS (Acquired Immune Defi- By helping to relieve anxiety in sexual activity, dispelling myths, and while also gaining a positive attitude toward sex," said McNab. In his ciency Syndrome). The media has overplayed the effects of herpes and promoting good sexual hygiene, McNab's course instruction better own classroom, McNab uses techniques such as a "sex box"(a shoe has even linked the effects of AIDS (terminal in most cases) to acts of equips a person tolive in a society where sex plays a dominant role. By box where students can deposit questions dealing with sex), role playing God's will. McNab contends that as far as herpes is concerned, the per- concentrating on practical information, "Education for Sexuality", the (where critical life problems are played out), and extensive communica- son's sex activity is affected only when herpes' symptoms flare up, course being offered by McNab, helps all people come to grips with tion between student and teacher. which occurs only a few times a year. As for AIDS, McNab says, their own sexuality. 'Stagnation' causes problems for UNLV police by Steven Dimick police department anywhere didates must pass a written the UNLV police department budget, but manages to make Parking seem to take up and many put in overtime to that has had enough people." examination supplied by the for the training is very small. ends meet. That task is much of the police depart- doit. In the last ten years, the Though the police state, a physical agility test, Kolber prefers to send his amplified when it is con- ment's time. The University To help ameliorate the UNLV campus has grown department is small given and oral interviews with men to the training course sidered that vehicle police are responsible for is- manpower problem, Kolber from 6,000 students to 12,000 the size of the UNLV cam- University police officers and held in Las Vegas so he maintenance costs for one suing parking stickers to staff hopes soon to hire UNLV students. Nearly a dozen new pus, Kolber is very pleased Nevada highway patrolmen. doesn't lose that officer for patrol car come out of that and students each fall. About students to work in parking buildings have opened. In the with the qnality of his of- Candidates are further inter- five weeks. budget. The department has 6,000 of the permits are enforcement. The students Parking face of this expansion the ficers. "They are well train- viewed by ChiefKolber, and Kolber added that the two police cars; one of the issued annually, and the would assist En- UNLV Police Department ed aad enjoy what they're passing all theserequirements department's training cur- cars was furnished by the department must keep track forcement Officer Worsham has added but two officers. doing," said Kolber. is necessary just to get in at riculum will change on state, but yet another was of the make, model, and in helping motorists and issu- This "stagnation" creates Kolber farther noted that the training level. January 1 of next year. Ar- needed and was purchased at ownership of the 6,000 ing citations. problems for University the harmony among the of- After a candidate passes all rangements have been made the expense of the depart- vehiclesregistered. Thepolice A university police reserve Police chief William Kolber. ficers makes the department the entrance requirements, he with the Las Vegas ment. The car bought by the department has a clerk, Mary unit is barely in its infancy. Kolber joined the University like a family, "la larger is hired under one condition: Metropolitan Police department must be main- Carbonaro, whose sole Kolber said the opening of Police in 1973 and became departments an officer is that he complete a police Department for UNLV tained by the department. responsibility is parking. the Thomasand Mack Center chief of police in 1979. more likely to get lost in the training course offeredby the police officers to attend The police enjoy excellent Parking-regulation en- and next year's takeover of "I've been here ten years," crowd." state within one year. The Metro's Police Academy. relations with students, forcement is the job of Ken the Silver Bowl by UNLV said Kolber, "and we've The process by which one course is five weeks in length New officers will still be re- Kolber said. "We've never Worsham. Worsham is a prompted an investigation in- always worked short-handed. becomes a University police and is offered in Carson City quired to complete the had any problems in oar uniformed officer of the to a reserve unit. Reserve never a demanding. on But then I've known officer is Can- and Las Vegas. The cost to training within one year. relations with students," police department but is not police officers would work Kolber's ultimate goal for said Kolber. "We have armed. Worsham is solely a volunteer basis but would the department is to have always treatedstudents with responsible for all the univer- be sworn, trained, and only officers that are respect, and they've treated sity's parking lots. Worsham uniformed university police academy graduates and us with respect. The student not only issues citations for officers. The advantages to holders of associate degrees government has always violations but also jump- such a unit, said Kolber, provide in criminal justice. been behind us. They've starts cars with deadbatteries would be to police Kolber's confidence in his helped us out with the and unlocks car doors. protection at a reasonable officers wasreflected when he Board of Regents and in the Police work at UNLV is oc- cost to UNLV. The less- said, "I feel good when state legislature." casionally exciting, but attractive alternatives would I in leave here, because I know "We've had just about Kolber takes pride noting be to hire paid police officers security guards. the job is being done proper- every sort of crime committed that UNLV police officers and to hire ly. The officers are well train- on campus at one time or have never fired their Still more full-time pottce and department ad- ed, and I'm not afraid to another," said Kolber. department-issued revolvers officers leave any of them However, Kolber went on to in the line of duty. Police of- ministrators are needed. in charge depart- here. We have to have people say a murder has never been ficers have, however, been Kolber fads that a of that caliber, because I committed at UNLV. fired upon. A system-wide ment twice the sixe of the can't be here 24 hours a UNLV's worst crimes were a University of Nevada policy present one would be more day." kidnappingand sexualassault prohibits the possession of suitable for UNLV. The police department is committed in 1972 and a sex- firearms on campus; despite But there is a need for housed in offices on thesouth ual assault and battery com- that, Kolber and a fellow of- space with such a depart- office-space side of the Museum of mitted in 1981. Other crimes ficerwere fired at by someone ment. The pro- Natural History. The facility of battery have been commit- in the dorm about ten years blem of thepolice department being a is small. Kolber said when a ted, and there have been a lot ago. is dealt with in letter lot of thingsare happening of problems with larcenies UNLV police officers from Chief Kolber to Ex- in Jerry the offices, such as when a and drivers found under the have also been injured In ecutive Vice President suspect is in custody and influence of alcohol. Kolber the line of duty but none Mandel. Kolber is requesting per- complaints are being filed at stated, "We do have pro- seriously. that the department be Though police mitted to move into the of- the same time, theplace is apt blems, but they are not recur- the UNLV to become a little crowded. ring. They're isolated pro- department has problems fices vacated in the McDer- Kolber stated that the blems, and we have found with funding,manpower, and mott Physical Education budget for the police depart- many of them are off-campus office space, Kolber is cop- Center when the ticket office 515,000 on to ment is a year. He problems that happen to filter ing. Police officers are du- moved from there the at a day, Thomas and Mack Center. UNLV PoHca chut Witlwni Kolbtr ixplmnt ttmtutiea. photoby Bract Menke considers it an unrealistic on campus." ty UNLV 24 hours The YciUa' Rebel, Tuesday. November 29, IM3-2 the Editor's Page Eglet—a respected, liked, disliked CSUN mogul Eglet: I would deflnitely the Editor's Say by Franco Frantellizzi the picture, I didn't know see who he was. His style of like to changes in the He signed CSUN Presi- board of regents. Several of birthday campaigning was more effec- president his doctrine, and dent Clarence Lee's the regents are using the Every must have every - tive. His was an attack on history card "...The CSUN God me. board as a political stepping- vice-president must have his plan. So shows. although it And I was trying to history thing. Robert." And to stone. They're not really in- However, CSUN is another tongue-in- stick what I wanted to was intended do. terested in the betterment of The Shaffer Plaa is a money saver. It's an economic reality. 1 didn't think that (Lee's cheek, it smacks of education in this state. For plan cash flow, on stretegy) would affect the to revitalize CSUN's and put students Reality in the sense that if so long, unemployment Politically, polemics students, but it Maybe I education has been the line. the of anyone wants anything ac- did. such a low priority choosing between an austere government and jobs have should have attacked in this complished through the him state national, back. because of the Strip plagued state and local governments since CSUN Senate, they would gambling mentality. Washington first took office. And now, yes even student have to get Eglet's OK on Everyone to a with woes. heard O: Do you blame the loss is out make government is faced economic You've the matter. Why? Because "supply and "supply-side on anything besides quick buck. of demand" and economics" he is politically astute and bad symbolized by the Laffer Curve, well now you have the strategy? " has worked the senate tohis symbolized by dismissing Eglet: I don't got Also I think there are "Shaffer Shortcut Entertain- advantage. think I ment and Programming Director Roby Turner, dismiss- good press. don't think the regents who have been in Much to his credit, Eglet I ing Nevada Student Affairs Director Robert Eglet, of the press was fairand objective, there too long. I think we controls a segment ought to get some new dismissing Student Services Committee Chairman August through hard work but most press never is. blood Programming senate and fresh ideas. There are Corrales, dismissing Professional Director leadership. is well and He regents David Mounts, and replacing all of them with Robert respected by those he O: How strong are your who respond to in- political aspirations? special-interest groups, and Eglet as Student Services Chairman. fluences, and seemingly All these departments one director? Well, when Eglet: go to law certainly do not listen to the under dislikes, and is disliked by I want to you take into consideration that this semester Profes- school, probably the same needs of the studentsas they those who do not expound sional Programming spent stipends than they place Clarence going. should. Since I've been more on his views. Admittedly, on is did on paying speakers, and when you see that Student After law school, also around they never have. matters concerning CSUN or I'm Services did a belly/lop and is nearly bankrupt, and since considering getting a They never ask for student Kappa Epsilon Ph.D. Burning his Tau input. think there are Turner only managed to get "The Sensations" fraternity, to be ob- in economics. I intend to 1 a lot Sammy play MSU he tends of instead of Frankie, and Dino to in the noxious. come back into Nevada, and problems with the well why not make a change? sure thatI into Robert Eglet wean many hate. regents. They Ballroom-- Maybe, so. I'm will get NSA Director can't seem to man He rightfully please or Eglet is the right for the job. lifted Student Eglet is one of the founding politics here. the faculty the Services to newheights of adventure last semester and he students. fathers of the TKE fraternity Lee's executive secretary un- semester, I really didn't care is confident that he can do it again. Shaffer is confident O: Can you claim any vic- at UNLV, and he's still a recently. Presently, she is when you attacked me; it also. tories as Af- til O: Is that major there. He's a Nevada Student me, their job-to Confident to the point that he really has only one force fairs Director? a business and economics bothered but I could please thefaculty and senator from the business senator). I don't think deal with it. But, it really crack in his shortcut, Turner. Mounts and Corrales have Eglet: No. When I first students? and economics college and Clarence is capable of being started to upset me when agreed, according to reports, to resign. Turner, on the lost the election kind of Egl«t: Well, don't you CSUN's Nevada Student Af- I as corrupt and controversial you started to drag my other hand, won't go down without a fight. hibernated. Then made a think are fairs director. NSA will I as been. I a fraternity into it. That's that the students But, Turner doesn't have a chance. Although he is the decision that still wanted he's think lot of part of the community? shortly be incorporated into I is attributable to Karen wrong. My fraternity is third hardest working person inCSUN, The Shaffer to be involved in CSUN. I it Without the the Student Services Com- Cohen. I separate from the guys in students there is Plan has reduced his department to the funding of the was Student Services Chair- think she put\a lot no university. Then there'll mittee; Eglet is aiming to these things his head. the fraternity who are active yearly Oktoberfest and Mardi Gras extravaganzas. To man, and wanted to do of in be no reason to a chair that committee. Fur- I referring government. have Turner's credit, he has provided lively Fridays this Fall, something (Eglet is to the in student You (board of) thermore, Eglet is a member else. Last allegations that Lee used guys make it seem like Tau regents. but it has done nothing more than reduce his budget. semester traveledto Car- of two committees, one I Kappa Epsilon runs And to Turner's defense, and, also to that of his assis- son City on the NSA com- government vehicles im- CSUN, Bob Compan, E&P was not board, and is Senate Presi- properly, threatened depart- which isridiculous. In other tant founded to make mittee. I enjoyed lobbying. O: What do you think money-but simply the has dent Catherine Clay's first ment heads, and, general, years it's been ATO, and of to entertain students. Turner It was a new frontier for in Faculty choice as senate president an atmosphere of And before that it's the Alliance? kept pace with last year's budget fallout, says he, and at CSUN.I wanted to see what created AEPi. pro tempore. President Lee summer Sigma Egl«t: I'm skeptical. I have the same time, has been the most energetic director E&P we can doin a non- turmoil during the been Nu who has once that ap- months). problems trusting the faculty has had. Last year's E&P director was lauded for much has vetoed legislative year. See what we Clarence has been been active in CSUN. It's a pointment. He has written enough to because they have never less work. can smart cool cycle. You're always going senate do with the regents, ad- everything couple been really responsive to stu- Turner's problem arises from a CSUN budget which is five bills and four ministration, and, political- in the last to have Greeksin student senate bylaws; and this people dent needs until all of the in a sad state of affairs, supposedly. You would think on a local level. of months. government. They're semester, as usual, he is tak- ly, sudden-they want the Shaffer was spending his own money by his actions, At that time, it was early I think Karen would say who get involved on cam- whenactually, the $305,000 sent here by the Board of ing on 18 credits in pursuit 'you have to do this to pus. People who get involv- students to help them Tight degree in Clarence's administration. the regents. My first ques- Regents is nothing more than a yearly gift sent to CSUN of his economics Robert or he's going to take ed on campus tend to join Everyone was gettiM along we were to appease student government, and to create a societal which he will attain this spr- control.' I think Karen organizations. That's just tion would be: If to pretty well. I thought it was was atmosphere from which onecan learn in a laboratory ing. Cohen is corrupt. I think she human nature to me. winafter the battle going to be a good vear. over, faculty situation. One has to wonder what is bad news. would the still maybe we really we* going they Yes, it is the student's money. And it's the taxpayers possesses Robert to take on be ourallies-and would to get some stuff dcsie. NSA responsive to our needs, money; but most of all it's CSUN's money. We can do so much responsibility. He O: Is the executive The newspaper has been be was going to have army board ef- O: or they just care That may but claims it's hereditary. "My would with it what we want. soundawesome, it's large budget t j do Ilot with fective? a thorn in your side, and, too. about themselves? true. (Well as long as Dean of Students Bob Daniels and father's the same way, mobilizing the students Eglet: They are more effi- likewise, you have given the always into CSUN Business Manager Pam Levins agree.) But, unfor- He's been under the a political back. Getting cient and more effective now paper a hard time. Is there a show, philosophy that you want tunately, Shaffer has decided to I don't know who if in state because Catherine (Clay) detente in thefuture, or do something done, give a them O: Are you going to give exactly, how fiscally responsible he can be. it to politicsinterredtonhe point where and Mark (Shaffer) are you like the adversary rela- only more busy person. enjoy being them a chance? I like the incorporation concept, but if it is I studeffs could be working together; at least tionship? busy. enjoy having a the EgIst: We've listened to efficient in getting more entertainment, lectures and stu- I not something the politicians in they have two out of three Eglet: I don't enjoy adver- on feel, we are simply spare moment. I hate being them before. Our first con- dent services campus. Instead, I this state Vould have to deal votes to get things done. sity with Early saving "Hope by canning anyone. in tact with them was when money in CSUN's Chest" our bored." with. Ani they (politicos) the campaign you guys did colleagues. Robert wasn't always a Rick (Oshinski) was presi- fellow CSUN would have to realize that O: What has gone wrong in not me good press, in Some CSUN officials have thisthing about paying politician. Upon graduation give dent. They're in this big they cannot continue to give CSUN this semester? fact you went out of your people from Western High School, fight with the regents, and what their worth. They're always looking in the studeats the shaft as far Eglet: You had a senate way to give me bad press. accepted a the I do we want to take sides? past to see what to do for the present. It's more than a he football as funding for the university who refused to work with feel that you and Marc status quo mentality, it's an elitist mentality brought scholarship. After two I'm still hesitant for student is concerted the president. You had an (Charisse, former editor) about by CSUN members who are financially "a cut seasons, he injured his knee government to take sides on After we came back (from executive board, for most of wereunfair during the cam- above the rest." Sen. Pres. Clay has said many and returned to UNLV. the Code issue. 1 don't think times protesting about the tuition the year, who refused to paign. During the campaign, that she would donate her monthly paycheck of $330 to "My first semester here I we know all the facts behind hike in Reno), everything work with each other. 1 you have to understand, the students, "if that's what it takes" to remedy the was going nuts. I was just a the Code. came to stop. Lee refused think everybody tried to get therewere a lot of pressures, situation. Some in CSUN can't afford to make student. I got involved 4 that Then to sign paperwork things along in the beginning. I was saying 'why are generous offer. with starting Teke on cam- for I and we had planned from my really don't know what the these guys coming down on no one in CSUN should to pus, being presi- O: What are your percep- And have make that offer. and after department answer is. There's so During campaign I a money CSUN of a year, Then all of a much me?' the tions of University President There is lot of somewhere within the dent that for I got sudden my department was tension and so much inner blamed a lot of it (the loss) budget to allow these money-losing departments to keep involved with CSUN." Leonard Goodall? stripped of all fighting. don't think any on the newspaper. Nobody losing money, they provide a to more, practically I Egl«t: The regents like because valuable service All thisand make a one person can can really say UNLV. The problem lies behind close doors. The ex- up Robert Eglet. Lee's finances. We went from be blamed whether those Goodall because he's a team budget of $70,000 $56,000 for it. It's just thatnobody articles influenced the ecutive board is under pressure by non-students to be nemesis, and at times, this to player. He won't cause any down $20,000 has set his eyes on goals or not. There economical. paper's adversary. Lee's pro- and then to in the students' votes problems for them, and he a matter of three No of what should be done. was a lot of animosity (on And, on a smallerscale, the problem lies within the blem with Eglet stems from weeks. won't cause any waves. But reasons were given--to The best thing that hap- my part towardsthe paper). CSUN Senate, also. Arts and Letters Senator James a lack of control over an ad- this when (you're) being a team day I don't hap- pens to us (student govern- With the summer, people Ohriner, said in a recent CSUN Senate meeting that he is ministration which bears know what player with the regents, too pened. I felt was sold ment) is when the regents or forgot, but the thing that tired of the "stipend, stipend, stipend" attitude in Lee's name, but, more times like I often, the students lose out. out and felt like the administration, or really upset me was when CSUN. personally tired of the "no stipend' attitude than not, Eglet's stamp of I the I'm students were somebody, attacks CSUN or you guys started dragging by our affluent student senators and executive board approval. paper's pro- sold out. This attacks the students; then we my fraternity into it again. members. Even senators should be paid $23 a meeting, Eglet A fraternity pledges blem with stems from O: What doyou think all mobilize together. But as Why is that when you men- O: or $100 a month for their services. Besides attracting a its over of brotherhood. Can that bond endorsement of Lee Lee as a president? long as we don't have one tion a you have to higher quality person through money it's work. senator, comes to Eglet in last semester's Eglet: not so Let common cause, it seems mention he is a Teke also? be broken when it Being on one or two meet oncea presidential I'm sure if committees that race, and subse- is the president. everybody fighting against matters on the Senate? week, being an He holds is and interested senator who spends three quently, this semester, of you Egl«t: It's a personal hours every Tuesday debating important financial and the title. But i don't think each other instead of work- O: Are still bitter senate actions for which the he runs that office. Clarence ing for something. Unfor- because you lost the bond; it has nothing to do political issues facing UNLV students, is hard work paper with disagreements, political- if has held Eglet has got a lot l tunately, it comes down to presidency? taken seriously. "ultimately responsible." 0f... don't ly, or any way. know it's personalities and people Eglet: No, certainly not. other One True, there are some directors who if Insecurityor in- If have been getting The following is an inter- stability problems, lashing out against each I was bitter, and was a thing that our fraternity away with tuition waivers and monthly stipends, and 23, but he I stresses is individualism. view with Robert Eglet, lashes ou; on people other. sore loser, like Clarence have nothing to show for their checks. These people before Half our fraternity hates who is originally from they lash out on he said, I would have quit. I'm should be thrown out of the organization, but not those Virginia Beach, him, and CSUN. CSUN, the Senate Va. alienates people. O: Are you trying to stack not getting that much out of who are honestly trying. And not those who are learning He has and our fraternity O: Why do you thinkyou alienated senate with your frater- organization. are totally from their jobs in CSUN. Because that is the true intent everyone in this of- the this I don't different. Our involvement lost thepresidential election? fice. He's nity brothers? need the money, and I don't of thestudent's money. ineffective. in CSUN has nothing to do Eglet: i approached the Nobody will follow him, Eglet: No, I am not trying need the fee waiver. It really campaign wrong. I tried to senate. People me with the inner workings of ReorgaaizatkM seems lo nobody listens to him. He to stack the doesn't make feel all that be the buzzwordaround use the commercial, gimmick a our chapter. CSUN these days. has lot of problem,. come to the senate, and great to be involved in type of election. On the they win. were CSUN President Clarence Lee has drawn up a pro- Half the problems when win, they CSUN. So if I bitter, campus, 1 over-publicized Clarence Lee has My fraternityis very active or mad, I would have quit. posal which will turn this paper and KUNV, 91.5 FM, myself point had are into promotional and propaganda tools for CSUN. to the where I not his fault, it's not my in student government. turned the students off. It fault, a you see O: you guys Actually the proposal deserves some merit. After Lee it's not the senate's We're very active in lot of O: Would like to Finally, did was a bad move on my part. fault, It's on campus. It's a changes in the board steal the newspapers? saw the turnout for Timothy Leary (nearly 700), a pro- Karen Cohen's things of When Clarencecame into fault. (Karen damn good fraternity. Last regents? Egl«t: Not! duction hyped by this paper and KUNV, he decides to Cohen was make us a sub-committee of Professional Programming to orchestrate upcoming CSUN sponsored events. What Writtn Ashky BitpUnghoff Lee fails to realize is that we put on Leary without S* \ _/*~\ CSUN's help, so why should we now want to be a sub- committee of anything? 'HHr Secondly, he wants a talk show and a column in this V . . ,/ John Southland paper which espouses the views of student government. ChtryiSawmrd Extemtvt Editor-Franco FranttUln, 'f fT—H* Lormio |M2f)«i Talking about prostitution, Clarence, this takes the cor- nijjiif Afrw» ner. I don't mind being the CSUN Goebbels, but, unless Dirtctur-Steven Dtmkk Sports Dlrtciur-Oavifi Rami AdManagar -Ami Onww a more cooperative CSUN is constructed, the only two spom Dirtctor-SHmSDaLak Auiuant Ad MaTagar-Bntci Shapiro consistent things within the organization (the paper and Photo Dlrtctor-Ktvin Htnnaoy Photographan-Juna CotvaM, Idlka Stofor the radio station), may no longer be consistent under Hwiortyhy Auisiant-Brwea Mauka OtJka Managan-Paula Couch. Arnatt Sutton * _ .'"'" (-"ardArmttroai it, **»•km t. • —u» > nMr.il.> rfu» CmiMmj of tt» Nm*. n. opuw *> ~ _ . pressure. __ Udttttty C3UN. such added Production Aiilstan~.AU Frank rcn«q iho»« o< Uw *—4 of »I»«II, Uwtd»inn»Mio»of i* of Hnmdaoi Ail liJ .fcoMM bt »rtdn.wd lo n, Ydfc" MM. By FrancoFrantellizzi aM U*~n*j Mfytoa* Mt».| U* NmP. 154.!*»■ CopyEditor- TomSoora of U« V~ 4W V«». TW-I4TI. Hi m-MW. The Ycilin' Rebel, TueMlay, November 29, I*l3-3 the Photo Page From dusk to dawn, a university beat

symbolise* Department's parking Before every shift, officer* such u Sgt Eddie Rival, mutt inspect all Officer Don Drake the UNLV Police serious Officer Km Wortham cites a violation. thairequipment commitment toward safety and security. during ficers at night is to make by Dimick and fries for Drake. At 2 As five o'clock approach- and investigated 14 traffic reports taken the police force. Like Drake, Steven spends of his sure on campus are p.m., the men returned to ed, Drake headed for the accidents. night shift. Drake heads the Jackson most all doors Officer Don Drake's day duty. Rivas headedover to department offices. His shift department's investigation time on patrol. The McDer- locked and that the campus secure. 7 a.m. to do battle with ended as peacefully as it Drake considers his job to section. mott Physical Education is begins at the station University police, He slid behind the papers and reports, and began. generally be more service- Night duty for the Univer- Center is open until 10 p.m., The in activity night day, is responsible wheel of a university police Drake returned to thepatrol and safety-oriented than sity police has a somewhat and this focus of and one for more territory than just patrol car and hit the streets. car. anti-crime. Drake is often different tast. Thestation makes it of the prime to dispat- concerns the UNLV campus proper. sun was shining, and it The afternoon also proved Not all days are quite as called upon assist closes at 5 p.m., and of night duty of- The jurisdiction a day. to be peo- peaceful, said Drake, who motorists (jump-starting cars ching is handled by the ficers. Its also includes looked to be beautiful uneventful. More buildings ple stopped Drake for infor- joined the UNLV Police with dead batteries if very Clark County School apartment and Between hours 11 shops located on or very Drake and his partner, mation. One parking citation Department in March of popular) and to occasionally District. A red emergency the of p.m. 6 a.m., officers on near University property. Sgt. Eddie Rivas, spent was issued toa student 1980. That things are always transport money from phone is located outside the and University police duty are permitted to The perimeter of police much the morning on whose car was parked in a different keeps the job in- department to station and also of department. drive patrol cars on the responsibility totals four patrol. They were stopped fire lane. More patrol. teresting. "We drive around Drake also out providesa direct link with miles. numerous direc- looking for problems and volumes ofinrmation and the school district. Calls sidewalks of-the interior times for During day seem to enjoy tions and information. A Drake's patrol took him helping people out. For directions. Bufcrime preven- coming into the police campus. the this The officers few studentsand campus from Tropicana Avenue three hours you might do tion and law Aforcement re- department are automatical- is the task of electric carts their work. "I've had in police visitors were cited for traffic the south to Flamingo Road nothing except drive, and main the dep*tment's big- ly forwarded to the school assigned to the chances to leave the Univer- department, but lack of sity," said Rivas, "but I like violations, and many more to the north, and from the three hours after that it's gest concerns. "Our most district. emergency equipment were simply warned. Paradise to one thing after another." important job is to be highly and it here." Road Maryland Rivas' com- Theofficers lunched in Parkway. Drake surveilled Drake cited one day four visible and thereby a deter- Sgt. Glenn Jackson is one radios on the carts make the Drake echoed night cars more ments, saying, "I look for- the MSU cafeteriaabout 1 the UNLV parking lots and weeks ago when the police rent to crime," said Drake. of UNLV's duty police the practical vehi- has spent ward to coming to work p.m. A burger and fries for a surprising amount of the department received two Part of Drake's day is officers. Jackson cle. in Rivas, and a steak sandwich emergency calls with injuries also spent following up seven years on the University An additional duty of of- the morning." photoi by Brnc* Mmkt

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• \ -■— . I i M II I ill I I onr worth of man cawing ground Finally, about 24 yaffil of concrete and >2,000 k all •taxtad wbao lhajr b«ih thami hotal building, the About four monthalater. budfet wtriuii Wer* lifted, at wellat mum power alleviated the problem,and »tudß*eput thdrboott back in the lo sink batwMO MSU and Wright Halt photoby June Colvell doeet The YHIIb' RtM, Taewlty, November 29, I*3-4 Up-To-Date University— Classic melodrama provides full family fare A damsel in distress, a Bayley Theater on Friday, run in the campus theater as Dec. 4 and 11. General ad- Vegas at the former Thunder- mustachioed villain, a crew of Nov. 25. part of the 1983-84 Depart- mission tickets are $6, with bird Hotela number of years Digest hapless orphans and a Written by well-known ment of Theater Arts (DTA) discounts for groups, senior ago. fearless hero set the scene for local talent Suzanne Buhrer season. citizens, military personnel Authors Buhrer and Casey "The Orphans' Revenge," a and Los Angeles writer- Performances are set for 8 and members of the Allied have collaborated on several musical melodrama that producer Gene Casey, the p.m. on Dec. 1, 2, 3, 8,9 and Arts Council. UNLV students successful projects, and their COLLEGE OF EDUCATION: Last Thursday, Fri- opened in UNLV's Judy play is set for a three-week 10, with 2 p.m. matinees on with valid ID receive one free recent musical lecture on the day, and Saturday, the College of Education hosted a ma- ticket for theproduction. For history of musical revues pro- jor meeting for parents and teachers of handicapped reserve ' >ns and information, ved very successful on the col- children. This conference focused on the roles of parents in call 73* 53 or 739-3801. legecircuit. Buhrer, who lives the important education of these children. Students in- "Th. ' phans' Revenge" in Las Vegas, became well terested in careers in working with handicapped children is the su. y of a beautiful known locally as the writer should be in touch with Dr. E. James Kelly in the Depart- heroine who is trying to keep and star of the long-running ment of Special Education, 739-3203. an orphanage from falling in- revue "Bottoms Up." Twice to the hands of a treacherous she received the Las Vegas COLLEGEOF HEALTH SCIENCES: The Col- villian who plans to convert Entertainment Award as lege of Health Sciences has sent to the Board of Regents a the orphans' home into a Female Performer of the new program proposal. The program is a Baccalaureate saloon. Enter the hero, who Year, and her production of Degree in Medical Technology. saves the day, and the evil "Hot Ginger and Dynamite" This new program in medical technology wouldbroaden villain is foiled again. had a successful run in Las the professional opportunities available locally to Buhrer and Casey have Vegas two years ago. Southern Nevadaresidents. It would provide an attractive, combined therich humor and The UNLV production of alternative career goal for medically-oriented characterizations of "The Orphans' Revenge" is undergraduates. melodrama with spirited co-directed by Buhrer and The new program will offer a high-quality curriculum music, reminescent of turn- Jim Semmelman, who has that will be regionally attractive to students seeking train- of-the-century America. The earned a reputation as one of ing as highly flexiblemedical technologists, enabling them result, according to DTA thecity's most talenteddirec- to remain current with the rapid trends toward automation chairman Robert Burgan, "is tors of musical theater works. and increasing sophistication in the medical Held. nothing short of good old- Semmelman has also One of the principle objectives of this program is to pro- fashioned family choregraphed "The Orphans' vide leadership in medical technology in' an area which is entertainment-including Revenge." In August he one of the most rapidly expanding and growing popula- boos, hisses and hurrahs pro- directed and co-starred in a tions in the United States. The main goals of this program vided by the audience." successful production titled will be to provide leadership and technical skills in medical The work has received "Two" at UNLV; his other technology. Secondary objectives of the Medical critical acclaim both in Los credits include the role of Technology Program will be to provide continuing educa- Angeles and Washington, Professor Harold Hill in the tion for thoseindividuals who are currently responsible for D.C., where it played at the UNLV production of "The the medical laboratories. renowned Ford's Theater in Music Man," and his work as The goal of UNLV is to "provide modern professional UNHANDME-Swml Alice (Anna Van Auaday) fights off the villainous Victor Van Rooper currently playing in UNLV's 1982. The production, in ab- director of "Jesus Christ training at both undergraduateand graduate levels in basic (Brody Grave*) in thisscans from The Orphans' Judy breviated form, played Las Superstar" and "Grease." academic disciplines and selected fieldsof applied practice; BayWy Theatre. by pursuing research and artistic activities within the academic departments and inter-disciplinary groups; by providing a cultural focus for the geographically isolated Economist Peterson presents Las Vegas community; and by offering a wide range of continuing education opportunities. Through the provision of ongoing education oppor- lecture on macroeconomics tunities, the university directly involves itself in the economicgrowth of the community by the provision of ad- central, unresolved issue in ing his one-year appointment ditional and greater saleable skills of its laborand profes- macroeconomic theory at UNLV, Peterson is sional population. Local employersdemand a higher level today-the extent to which the available as a consultant to economy of technological and leadership capability for an ever- modern market is members of the local news increasing number of positions. Consequently, it is believ- self-regulating, and when left media. He will deliver ed that the development of a baccalaureate in medical to its own devices will settle another public lecture at steadily technology has specific and direct impact upon the down and grow in a UNLV in spring 1984. economic base ofthe community andits ability to function manner which utilizes all especially labor. upon that base. resources, The S.J. Hall Chair in The Medical Technology Program is planned to meet the Peterson considers it ironic Economics was funded by a needs of the professional health care career personnel, as that this is the sameissue that major gift to the university well as for those who wish to enter this rewarding service divided economists diving the from the, late Sherwood s^ Confidential \ ss;SS position. Graduates will be prepared for multiple com- Great Depress!*). James Hall and his widow, health Dessie petencies within thediscipline for public and ptfarate M. Hall. The Halls • PRE6NANCY TESTS- "SSJtS | facilities and medical research organizations. The Medical The S.J. Hall professor is donated several acres of pro- I Technology Program will be especially helpful for persons on leave from the University perty to UNLV in 1965. • FACTS. CHOICES. METHODS. COSTS wishing to prepare for administration positions in Dr. WallacePeterson of Nebraska, Lincoln, where When the land was sold in 1978, hospitals and private clinical departments. UNLV's Visiting Professor he is the George Holmes Pro- theproceeds were plac- In summary, thenewprogram will provide the necessary of Economics, WallacePeter- fessor of Economics. An ac- ed in an endowment. Mrs. leadership, economic growth, management skills and complished scholar of Hall has since donated addi- (702) 732-9515 son, will deliver the first S.J. HourInformation educational stimulation of theindividual in the communi- Hall Memorial Lecture on macroeconomic theory and tional property to the univer- 24 continuing and ongoing educational oppor- policy, Peterson is also a pro- sity, with revenue ty. Providing Dec. 1 at 8 p.m. in room 241 from these 733-4022 tunities must be consideredas one of the principal objec- of Frank and Estella Beam lific writer in the field. His parcels supp. *menting the tives of UNLV. published works include original fundand holdings in Hall. 2023 Paradise Rd. • Las Vegas Peterson, who was selected several textbooks, more than the James R. Dickinson UNLV's first S.J. Hall 40 articles forscholarly jour- Library. scholar last spring, will pre- nals and his most recent book titled, "Our Overloaded sent a talk titled "Contem- porary Macroeconomics: A Economy: Inflation, Unemployment, and the ￿ YOUR ROCK & ROLL SHOP ￿ UNLV wire... House Divided." Crisis in American The nationally respected Capitalism." Associate Professor of Liaison Officers Network economist will examine both Physical Education, David Conference. The conference sides of whathe considers the In addition to teaching dur- Hotaes, has been honored as dealt with themedical aspects by incidents during r~ Professional of the Year of nuclear the Nevada Association for peace time as well as war. QUALITY OFFSET Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance. Professor of Education Holmes received the award Administration, Aathoay PRINTING during the association's state SavUte, recently attended the AFFORDABLE PRICES in October. Southwest Regional AT SmS convention Our ServicesInclude: Holmes is the program Laboratory Board of Direc- • Meeting Tucson, • Typesetting Letterhead tnv. coordinator for UNLV's tors in • • Layout IS A4vertl»ing Flyer* JUST currently Department of Recreation in Arizona. Seville is • Design • Business form* /YChlRISTMAS • the School of Health, chair of that board. • Newsletter* Carbonless Form* Physical Education, Recrea- * Faai - Friendly Service it THE ￿ of I '«®3iAROUND tion and Dance. Associate Professor It is the first time the Social Work. Sattafc Skanu, A\M£&hiJvroRUf.Rirlx ￿ Nevada Association for recently had an article titled HPERD has honored a "Self Help, Community member as Professional of Development and Rural bills Year. The group held its Women: A Conceptual C»Mp|MR. the at Winchester Analysis of Some of the • Tif(any Squara • convention m —or — Parkway ..Mm.. us CLE SHIRTS Community Center in Las Welfare Issues" published in 41*1 Maryland W|iyM JUSTJk Vagal. Mm-im U/'WW Vegas. The Journal of Social La* NV I*'OS Research (Ranchi, India). r•• •"•• •••••• LOCATIONPyM Another version of Sharma's 9 Professor of Radiological article was published by the Why Co Anywhere but Maryland Parkway Sciences, Hiram Hail, National Institute of Educa- I I 4632 7 recently attended theMedical tionin microfiche form. 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tr Calendar Movie reveals atomic propaganda and Greenpeace, Nevada televison radio shows, A-bomb test, then charging TUESDAY, NOV. 29 Clergy and Laity Concerned cartoons and the now- into ground zero after a / forgotten and the Lawyer's Committee "bomb songs" chaplin regales them with saturated Meeting: Clark County Chess Club, 7 p.m., Wright Hall for Nuclear Policy, in that the airways. tales of bomb-blast beauty; 112 (Gold Room). Contact Edward Kelly, 739-3205. cooperation with CSUN, will The film turns this material a concerned citizen who pro- present a benefit showing of on itself by restitching it to udly presents the lead-lined 15 Concert: University Chorus and Jazz Ensemble, 8 p.m., "The Atomic Cafe," Thurs- reveal years of concerted snowsuit that will protect his Artemus W. Ham Concert Hall. Free. day, Dec. I at 7:30 p.m. in efforts by the U.S. govern- children from atomic death the Moyer Student Union ment and media to mislead rays; and basement rec WEDNESDA Y, NOV. 30 Ballroom. the American public on the rooms converted to "We are showing this film subject of nuclear warfare periscope-equippedbunkers. Concert: Student Chamber Ensemble, 8 p.m., Ham Fine to continueand facilitatethe and atomic weapons testing. Arts 132. Free. dialogue that was initiated "The Atomic Cafe" was with the ABC-TV movie of Never-before-released produced overa period of " by Conceit: Pianist Leonard Pennario, 8 p.m., Artemus W. •The Day After,' said footage in "The Atomic five years filmmakers information, Jayne Ham Concert Hall. For ticket call 648-8962. Greepeace representative, Cafe" includes an Loader and Kevin and Air Force Rafferty. Together Stephen Rohl. "We want to interview with Colonel Paul Pierce they through every THURSDAY, DEC. I help people with any fears Tibbets, the pilot of the combed and anxieties that may have atomic bomber, "Enola major government and Art Exhibit: Drawings by Robert McCauley, 10 a.m.-4 been created after watching Gay," which annihilated military film archive in the Monday through Saturday, Arts Gallery, raw p.m., Fine Ham the movie, and answer their Hiroshima. Says Tibbets: "I country for material. Fine Arts 130. Free, through Dec. 8. questions about alternatives." was accused of being insane, The filmmakers insist upon of being a drunkard, of thecontemporary relevance Arts be- Concert: Saxophone Quartet, 4:30 p.m., Ham Fine "The Atomic Cafe" is a ing everything that you of the historical material they've 132. Free. feature-length film created might imagine a derelict to used in the film. it," says Loader, entirely from American be." Tibbetsclaims that, "Let's face Movie: "Atomic Cafe," sponsored by the Physics Depart- atomic propaganda of the while the U.S. government "propaganda is as pervasive ment, 6 p.m., Moyer Student Union Ballroom. Free. 1940's and 1950'5. With no might feel guilty about the todayas it was then. And some of the politicians who narration, it tells its story by bombing, he does not. vs. Baylor University, were Women's Basketball: UNLV 7:30 juxtaposing excerpts from active in promoting the p.m., Thomas and Mack Center. Call 739-3267 for details. newly-discovered and rarely Graphic images of the nuclear arms race in the seen government and period include American 1950's are still making policy Revenge," Judy Bayley in Washington today.today." — Play: "The Orphans' 8 p.m., military propaganda, soldiers witnessing an in ( Theatre. $6 general; S5 faculty-staff, Allied Arts Council members, military; $4 senior citizens and children under 18; UNLV students with valid ID, free. Call 739-3801 for reservations. Vespers concert Dec. 4 Bake Sale: Christmas Bazaar and Bake Sale, 1st floor The sounds of the holiday familiar Luther hymn by the Carlson Education Building, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.. Benefits the season-both sacred and same name. College of Education and the CSUN Pre-school. Also festive-will highlight the scheduled for Friday, Dec. 2. Annual ChristmasVespers The afternoon concert will Concert featuring the culminate with a perfor- FRIDA Y, DEC. 2 University Oratorio Chorus mance of "The Many and the University Musical Women's Basketball: Baylor University vs. Stanford Moods of Christmas." Ar- Society Orchestra on Sun- by University, 7:30 p.m., and Mack Center. For ranged Robert Shaw and Thomas day, Dec. 4 at 2 p.m. in tickets, call 739-3267. Robert Russell Bennett, the Artemus W. Ham Concert work featuresarrangements Hall. The concert, directed "Joy Play: "The Orphans' Revenge," 8 p.m., Judy Bayley of classics like to the by Dr. Douglas R. Peterson, World," "Away in a Theatre. is free and open to the Manger," and "March of public. theKings." SATURDAY, DEC. 3 The program opens with Sebastian Bach's adults, sponsored by Johann Holiday Dance: Dance for retarded 71, My Children, 8 p.m. Cantata "Ood is the Student Council for Exceptional King." Written in 1709, it is Moyer Ballroom, Call 739-3221 for details. Student Union the only choral work by Bach that was engraved dur- Play: "The Orphans' Revenge," 8 p.m., Judy Bayley ing Both chorus All his lifetime. Theatre. and orchestra will perform the Bach cantata, with solo performances by Robert Victoria Students Peterson, Cave and Consolidated Scott Blanks. scholarships Joseph Haydn's "Missa Six new Sancti Nicolai," written in & UNLV's Military Science month whileattending 1792, will be performedby Grad Students Department currently has school. the chorus and will feature six, two-year scholarships Applicants should have at Chris Thiriot, Shannon available to students who least a 3.0 GPA, be in good Hume, Robert Peterson and Scott Blanks in solo roles. Eligible will be starting their Junior physical condition and be Now year in the Fall 1984 prepared to attend a six- Solists Marcia Borror and semester. week summer trainingcamp. Charles Johnson will be Thescholarships cover the Interested students are en- spotlighted during the per- cost of tuition, lab fees, an couraged to contact the formance of Felix allowance for books and Military Science Depart- Mendelssohn's "From related expensesand a tax- ment, 739-3951, for addi- Heaven on High," a recently free allowance of $100 per tional information. printed cantata based on a

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—— by GerardA rmstrong _ * /»• .« _ — J -4 _ The sands He. .„d 'Even t)ie COpS who USed to arrest to"u? v^!yaf,rfm^hk me are gone. The new ones don't even too-long absence, one of its PCTSon of wsji? know me- Considered many, in- —■ by 1- thing. George cluding his fellow enter- . acts, so I'd tell a few jokes to do. After 35 years in show Bums once r business, being re- told me, tainers, as the ultimate, con- >. and do pratfalls. I wasn't Red I'm 'We ought to get on summate nightclub enter- r . Skelton, but I got laughs. I discovered. There is a whole down our knees and thank tainer, Greene be once went to college that new group of Las Vegas peo- God we're in this business.'" will e who know again headlining on the Las September and spent a year ple out there don't u change Turning the conversation Vegas Strip, opens working towardsmy degree. I Shecky. I'll have to when he s to Las Vegas, Shecky men- December 9, at the Riviera never got it." that. I can't believe how a tioned that, "I sure would Hotel. What interfered was "easy many new people there are. I am a helped like to see the lounges come Greene began his career success," he states."l never Here guy who r make town, and now back to the way they were in back in the late 1940's in New had to struggle in this this v there're people who don't the old days. That's where the Orleans, where he worked i business. I worked the hotels talent relatively know who I am. Even the was developed." with a unknowni here in town, even saved a Greene doesn't mind trumpet player named J few of them from disaster. cops who used to arrest me A! new ones stating his feelings towards Hirt. He then migrated north easy." are gone. The don't i Too the current "talent to Chicago and the famed It was precisely the ease of even know me." 1 he showcase" format offered at Chez Paree in 1953. He wass his success that made him When asked what thinks acccounts for this, he replied, several lounges around town. on his way! Eventually,, want to wreck it, he main- You know neverreal- Nevada beckoned and he ; tains. "I guess I felt I didn't "T.V. I "They're bringing in ly to the electronic became the hottest comedic : deserve it. So I set out took medium. I don't come across amateurs-not professionals- act in both Reno and Las destroying it, and myself who work nothing. i the way I am on TV or in a for If the Vegas. besides." hotels were paying them $100 During movie. I have to play to a his last outing (at He dida nearly perfect job, or $200, it would be different. Sands) he did what he He began to room full of people. I give the too. drink. "I'd They're not trying to develop does laughter. and take. When before a best: induce have a few drinks and turn in- I'm talent, they're just being camera and I think, 'Gee, 30 Hardly any subject escaped to a gorilla. Fight anybody in chintzy." his comic eye: fellow per- a bar. Getknocked about. In million people are watching formers; racial and ethnic the nightclubs, the people me,' I get scared. The young "I pray that some day the problems; the critics and col- didn't come to hear my jokes, comedians today, they're right people get ahold of all television-spawned. They umnists of the press; modern they laid bets on how soon these hotels and restore the pop music; Las Vegas; televi- the cops would arrest 'that have a certain confidence we prestige that Las Vegas used sion censorship-you name it, a didn't have when I started to have." bum'--me. I also became ftiiii) opaa he talked about it. compulsive gambler. I knew out. They get up in front of He makes no bones about Gtmm will at Ik* Rhriara am Dac. ». Starting one subject, jockeys jokes. the camera and go. We had to with more than I the fact that he yearns for the between, they let them Shecky often gets sidetracked and get our confidence by work- a build got married, it ended, days when each hotel had : another, I I ing tough nightclubs and strip "personal" all those little toilets. They UNLV STUDENT SPECIAL* onto and then and don't think really ever owner, not a cor- should have required another, and still another, knew my wife, after nine joints. But," he adds, "I poration running it. all the places on the Strip to have : until, if he didn't remind the years. Then came the can't knock them. I had trou- 500 to 1,000 rooms or audience (by way of an aside I was so low, ble when I first started mak- "That's what helped make : sickness. and I something j FREE or two to his pianist), the was going broke. One day, it ing television appearances. this town-the personal like that." years knew original point could be was so bad, I figured I'd bet- All those I worked in touch. Those owners Nonetheless, Las Vegas is Whopper. forgotten in the rush of funny ter stop or get off theworld. I front of a live audience, and everybody—including the here to stay and so is Shecky. SS5| [ boys. lines, sight gags then I had to try to relate to and bus To- I• • and banter quit gambling. I quit drink- waitresses In this day and age when (with the purchase with the audience. But ing, that camera. It's tough. Even day corporations have |||P|y he haven't had a drink in the comics are a dime a dozen, • a audience, you a ofanother Whopper) • always does get back to his seven years. with studio turned Las Vegas into slot it's good to find one whocan own roun- have to sort of ignore them @ first subject, in his But his troubles weren't machine town. stand out the crowd, hold play camera. in dabout way. It's a unique over. After his first throat and to the his own and is truly a "Even when watching "I guess just wanted to comic way to build up to a punch surgery, a ner- I'm I original, comedy 5 i he suffered not a store • I see town built Goodat anyLas Vegas • line that might not have been vous breakdown. "I was another performer on stage, the An evening BurgerKing hell, differently,'* he "I clone. spent with as strong without all the shot. 1 couldn't work, 1 say to myself, 'Holy adpiits. is an evening of always thought Strip Shecky pure diversion. But it's a style that couldn't do anything. 1 went what a hero. He sUnd* there tpc entertainment highlighted by | ' t all people should be one Mg classy place • Shecky has perfected over the into therapy. If you would in front of those past experiences, personal Limit: One per customer • and he doesn't die.' Then after another. Thereare some Not good any • years, and it gives a great feel- have talked to melast year at I anecdotes, • with other offer places that now, musical numbers ing of freewheeling im- time, was an remember I do the same like but in genius. • Expires December 31,1983 • this I emotional and comic *••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• provisation to his act. And cripple. I never thought that I that act is far and away the would get to where I am at 7 pray that some day r ￿￿￿￿￿￿￿**" best in the business. this point today...l'm very Greene's act is loaded with happy with myself today. the right people get ahold ZetaTau Alpha zingers about his divorceand "I was a masochist. So proudly announces the newpledges other triumphs and tragedies many successful people in our all these hotels and of of his life. business become alcoholics, of Vegas' As he states,"My act is my whether they can't accept the The University of Nevada, Las personal life. My comedy love of the people, the au- restore the prestige that lota Eta Colony stems from the things I do. dience, I don't know...we Humor can be fictional want the love of the people Las Vegas used to have\ material or non-fictional. but can't give it back. Mine happens to be non- But I know who I am now fictional-things like kids and and that's the most important divorce and events that peo- thing. I don't care about what Now we have it- ple can equate with things anyone else thinks about me ** -i Kodak Ektaprlnf that happen to them." anymore, 1 care about what I copteKiuplicatof Greene is a semi-linguist as thinkof myself and that's im- Sandra Clonan Kimberly Klinko he fakes his way through portant." Copyqualityso good m\mi ' Alice Coles Wat km Kimberly McDermott Chinese, Russian, Italian and Greene, who has been firm- KffW--, ) vou cant tell it's Pachinger Hebrew. He does impressions ly installed as one of the acopy Hannah Curts Sylvia of Tom Jones, Anthony country's best comedians on m Debra Petersen FOR ALL YOUH PAINTING Jackie Garcia Newtey, Maurice Chevalier, a , NEEDS- and off for three and half Sirinda Glasgow Suzanne Preiser and Bob Dylan. decades, comes across as a caiu 736-3522 (g) His style is improvisational mixture of modesty and anx- Terry Jacobson Stephanie Shelburne • and infectious. He sings, iety, with a little hint of 2SIS professional Johnson Lor ' Wardle dances, makes wise cracks vulnerability but plenty of : 1 TYPESETTING Kris \AF*r&* I Jayne Angela Young and cracks up with warmth and honesty and • nm AWD Hamlin cockamamie cordiality. sincerity. . MOOBAMS ART SERVICE Blanca Zaragoza "I never really planned on "I don't force people into going into show business," he my show, I don't hammer 4632 S. Maryland Parkway, #4 explains. "I fought it for a them with fancy one-liners. 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Movie review Never Cry Wolf: Disney throwback Spotlight by David Hofstede played in the film by Charles ject, the results could have by Joe's Special J Martin Smith) is sent there been disastrous, but instead Sausage green onion. Anwr cheese. at a Mention Walt Disney Pro- for six months to study the the action flows Gerard potato, hath browns, toast orroll » ductions and most people situation. His investigation uniform pace without butter & jelly a still think of cartoons. Star- centers around Artie wolves, becoming episodic. Tyler's Armstrong 3.95 * ting with "Snow White" whom thegovernment adventures are at times way back in 1937, Disney believes are responsible for suspenseful and often very sLMv*riuckn«M j produced a string of classic thedwindling herds. amusing, but rarely dull. Fveacfc Toast » animated features that re- Yes, it docs sound boring, Charles Martin Smith, w/cinnamon, powdered sugar * main to this day the stan- but Never Cry Wolf is not a who is probably still t» J dard of excellence in that film that can adequately be remembered as Terry in New York state of mind genre. described in a plot synopsis. "American Graffiti," has S Larft Paacakcs J The 70's brought a change This is a story of beautiful done an admirable job in ...well, I'm Sew York City born and raised, and >Ur|«SaaH|M C * one J from animation to sugar- picturesand images, with what has to be of this nowadays I'm lost between twoshores...New York's home SE||t ; coated comedy, and it seem- most of the necessary year's tougher roles. but It ain't mine no more... (Fried. Poached Scrambled); A voice- Throughout the he is Orange toast roll, butter & Jelly ed like the magic was gone. dialoguepresented in film NellDiamond Juice * So far the 80's.have brought over narration. Director frequentlycalled upon to ex- 575 more PG ratings and big- Carroll Ballard, whose press his thoughts and feel- Well, the holiday season is upon us. The turkey's been y j budget previous screen credits in- ings without words, and he cut, the stuffing eaten, pumpkin pie digested, the eg- science fiction films the Vt" avara Hu » so convincingly. drank, nick T like "Tron,"but only clude "The Black Stallion," does gnog and thedishes washed. Now we must turn our . . again an lists, traveling, sem U limited success. Now, at has presented ab- Still, perhaps Smith's attention to Christmas-presents, shopping, Fried. Poached. Scram ￿ sorbing visual experience Claus, season to jolly. It's also * long last, it looks like most impressive feat is not Santa mistletoe- '71s the be Hash Browns. Orange Juice V Disney on which would be worthwhile the season to start cramming for finals and thinking about roll, & jelly is the road to becoming lost amidst Hiro Toast or butter 0 even if thestory were not. going home for no place like home, recovery, and the film that Narita's stunning theholidays. There's 3.75 » wor- there's no place home. filling looks to turn things around But the story is cinematography. Narita's like Mom's home cooking thwhile, and at times the house, visiting and neighbors, renewing old ac- is Carroll Ballard's Never cameras combined with Alan friends P*me*4»t c Cry fascinating. Screenwriters quaintances.../'// be home for Christmas, just you wait J Wolf. Splet's sound effects make Larqe Buttermilk 1.75t x » on Curtis Hanson, Sam Hamm, and see. 3 The movie is based the Never Cry one of 3 Large Blueberry 1.95 a share Wolf Andhome me Big Apple...I'm in a New York autobiographicalstory of and Richard Kletter 1983's better technical for is the 3Large Apple 1*95 a adapting Mind...[he Liberty, Empire * Farley Mowat, a biologist the credit of achievements. Slate of Statue of The State 3 Large w/fresh Strawberry who is given a rather Mowat's book, while Eugene Building, The U.N., Wall Street, Bloomingdale's, Studio (in season) 1.45 unusual assignment. The Corr, Christina Luescher, It's nice to see Walt 54, Broadway and good oF New York pizza! Not thecrap J Disney producing good they here, stuff, U.S. goverment has become and star Charles Martin serve you out I'm talking pizza, the real * again, hopefully concerned over the possible Smith are responsible for the movies and direct from little Italy, MommaLeone, not Pizza Inn. And Sdfium Cry Wolfis only the to an Ring • extinctionof caribou in the narration. With six writers Never to be able sink my teeth into honest-to-goodness Large plain waffle w/powdered sugar working on beginning. Ding, or nibble on a pastrami sandwich from a New York 1.9* • Artie, and so Tyler (Mowat, the same pro- ... f deli. To be able to chow on hot-roasted cashews from a Large plain waffle w/peaches. 3.15 mid-Manhattan pushcart vendor, aaahhh.../'m gonna whipa ear T T » wake up in the city thatnever sleeps...And toonce again be Large fresh strawbeny waffle Xl. * 3.4® • able to build my body 12 ways with Wonder Bread. And (in season) whip cream they Dunkin Donuts, not some rolled up stale dough try to * push on us for donuts out here. fZuicAt And to be able to once again walk down 3th Avenueand fwUvidtuU a shop a more cowboy hats and P * in store that sells than TfUdg fttsi 4*4+ iff* overalls. To see a woman in a dress with her nails done, sweat e4m* * hair by Sasson, makeup by Elizabeth Arden, clothes by f*cA J\ Halston./Ve*' York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay... ItUmd m %dimm P»i U*f K * Not to mention tobe able to watch the news to findout what's going on in the world, the real world, not who just "Fmhmm" QalchaLorrataa E » bid for the Aladdin, who cares..."And now the evening * Diced Jackcheese 3.15 news with anchormen Roger Grimsby and Bill Beutel." ham. n Qakfc* Floreattaa # Then there's oP Rose Ann Scamadella and Chuck J\ by Fields, not some Spinach. Jack cheese 3.15 » Scarsborough with theweather Storm • are melting Qdcke with an arrow...These little-town blues Y • yo-yo Mushrooms. Jack cheese 3.15 * awat Q«lck« Bacon. Jack cheese 3.15 4 city the Qmtcka O ￿ those lights, * 7 mm Sauteed aucchini. onion. QC sparking city lights.' Jack cheese 3.45 * Qaitfci # tomato, Sauteed onion. » a And who can forget the 4:30 movie whilepigging out on Jack cheese 3.45 Q youngbiologist (Charlas Martin Smith) threateuatoshootat a plana piloted bjr a bush pilot chips some Qdcka A some potato chips-not some greasy ol* but * out an araa whsta wolvas are slaughtered Asparagus, t J (Brian Dannahjr) who is attempting to fotco him of | "Wise" potato chips. Or maybe even a sandwich with Jack chease 3.45 a Ballard fib in "Navcr Cry WoU." Tha Walt Disnoy Pictures' presantation of Carroll iters Mayonnaise." Or better yet, some Carvel Hanson, Sam Hammand Richard Mat- "Hellman's Real Smith and Dsonahj. Thascreaaflaywrittenby Curtis Ice Cream, not thiswatered-down slop they sell out here. Fariay MowaL * ter is basad on tha hook by I tell ya, theEast Coast sure knows how to eat. 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whole floor one This year, members of Kappa A GROUP OF mock combined totals. at the U. of Virginia this ofrooms a! Counseling Idaho Delta Rho allegedly barricad- "flashers" turned up at a semester. The State U. dorm ISU sorority Against Por- Center there hopes male psych professor Linda ed house doors and Women women. forum at the U. of 3,000 STUDENTS students will feel free to Hatzenbuelher says the man sexually harassed the nography OVER suffers Pennsylvania raincoats and signed a petition to protest discuss academic pressures, from "telephone in anxieties caused by sex scatologia," which means undershorts last month to de- the location of a proposed and dirtyphone to filthy lounge role shifts. calls have become PICKETS PROTESTED a fend their right view faculty at North Texas his primary form of sexual production of The Fan- and degrading smut. An ex- State U. The students were WOMEN one release. The women called are lasticks at the U. of Hawaii tended controversy surroun- angry that the administration AT a U. dorm had having their chang- even though theshow's direc- ding screening of the movie planned to dislodge students News Moorhead State numbers Insatiable, evening, so ed. changed "rape" that same froma lounge area to create a to move out last month the tor the word place could be sprayed for to "raid" in a song about a precipitated the forum and much-needed faculty-staff counter-protest. fromthe fleas. MSU officials blame FUNDING WAS cut for proposed abduction. the lounge. the problem on a pet kept in both homosexual and the dorm illegally during a heterosexual student groups at the U. THREE FATAL GOOD ACADEMIC guys summer session. of Oklahoma. will be required Members of Student Con- DISEASES pose pressing DARTMOUTH STANDING other participate U. gress there op- threats to college students- STUDENTS favor Reagan to in athletics and be scrapped at MISSISSIPPI FOR say students FORTY STUDENTS con- TEST may pose syndrome, AIDS, for re-election, according toa other activities at William Dakota State U., WOMEN may build a dorm funding sexually toxic shock tracted food poisoning at the South after meningococcal men- poll Paterson College New for male students soon. Since oriented groups. and conducted by the school in U. of Pennsylvania after at- a freshman was partially paper Young Jersey, beginning next fall. a Supreme Court ruling ingitis. At a meetingat Baylor and the tending a dinner catered by paralyzed in an accident. The 1982 must a the school had toadmit CHARGES U., Dr. Scott Lea told the Republican and Democrat All students maintain the school's food service on student involved dove into held WERE FILED on a population of male against a U. California- Southwestern College Health organizations on campus. 2.0 average 4.0 scale to Oct. 24. The exact cause the shallow tug-of-war pit them, the of to Berkeley in Association these highly in- Dartmouth women preferred stay active. WPC trustees ex- found, the duringan annual Hobo Week students has grown 12.5 fraternity connec- hasn't been but body. tion with a tradition which fectious diseases present several Democratic hopefuls pect some initial decline in head suspects the contest. percent of the student in nutritionist members run through sorori- special threats to college to the incumbent, but only participation, but feel butter. ty houses only close John Glenn came close to students must accept the im- A SEMINAR ON THE AN OBSCENE PHONE wearing jock students oftenhoused in been dialing a straps and black greasepaint. proximity. rivaling the President in the portance of academics. A TUG-OF-WAR CON- MALE experience will debut CALLER has bug Graduate students now face uncertain future Phony photo someone College Press Service-A up, two members of her what was to be covered in can prevent from teachers. Sheep don't excite getting job." a recent court decision may end government class walked out order for students to meet a their students. It's bad deci- shoots female physiques grad up inhibiting the content of in protest, and complained in their overall requirements. With assistants walk- sion." by grad writing to the university. "The whole thing was geared ing on eggshells, "a decision security for courses taught And Kelleher. the wavward National On Campus corporate on many campuses, The university then toward quality education," like this can pretty well turn a Playboy, says the company assistants sheep, did not finish her Report-A reader's query warn. transferred to a non- Cardwell contends. "I think student into a sheep," wor- 30 some educators Kellehr graduate program sent the Daily Kent Stater receives about similar limited as grad teaching position, which she its sad; she (Kelleher) got ries the education historian. because one of complaints a month. Less "As "Sheep good "my career's been blocked." racing to check out students' academic freedom refused to take. Kelleher caught up in the idea that don't make own classifieds last than 10 percent come from '* its was before, it could simply claims she was effectively homosexuals were the issue. month. And, it headed campuses. Usually the off disappear because of this fired. But Kelleher maintains her potential problems photographer promises for case," says one historian of "They were offering me a re-assignment was some sort pro- women that Playboy will The Wild Thyme several students in the education who asked not to demotion, and if accepted of reprisal forbringing in gay cess. send them a check, rather I be named because he hadn't I'd have noagrument against speakers. "I fell into the An- than asking a fee as An- In the ad, Michael full decision them," she explains. category of left-wing "A Progressive Herb Shop" thony of M&A Theatrical in thony did. read the court's idealogue," says. - argues she - says Playboy pur- yet. The university Bulk Herbs Munchies Spices Northfleld, Ohio claimed to Rawald ruling The AAUP's McOaw "un- Kelleher was never fired. She - Playboy Magazine sues every complaint The court Teas Natural Skin Care represent and necessarily inhibited" grad was merely reassigned. Her claims graduate student and offered to take audition seeks arrests wherever possi- freedom, moreover, had teaching assignments are photos of women interested ble. assistants' academic reassignment, adds University of Texas nothing to dowith homosex- "bound to enjoy very little in appearing between its Randy Gloss, of Playboy's Nell says Cardwell, academic freedom.They're in a photo department admits the English Professor uality, Suzan Any Purchase: covers-for fee. Mcgaw, who is the local the lawyer who argued the U. a terrible situation," he 17*0% Off Maureen O'Boyle, a Stater magazine relies heavily on faculty case. notes. "You'rehalf a teacher : : freelance submissions to find representative of the of Texas' reporter, called Anthony to American Associatipn of Judge Shannon agreed, and half a student being With Sjudentl.D. express interest posing, models, and pays a $1,500 in that the university had evaluated by the people with but told him she feared com- finders fee. But, Playboy University Professors saying (AAUP). The decision is not denied Kelleher due pro- with whom you may be com- 3430 Troptcana(at Pecos) ing alone and asked for the does not authorize E. "certainly deplorable." cess in transferring her. peting for a job soon. The Las Vegas. 89121 458-1547 names of women photographers holding audi- Nv. the other On Nov. 1., A university panel of facul- slightest slur in evaluation who had shown interest. tions using its name as bait. U.S. District Judge Fred Shannon ruled ty members earlier agreed Armed names, the Rawald offers these tips with the University of Texas was with Kelleher's agrument, but paper began checking for checking out a Playboy the what acting properly when it effec- Texas President Peter Flawn Anthony had told the other connection: tively fired grad assistant had overturned the panel's Insist on call back women. Several discrepan- Kathleen Kelleher in 1980, conclusion, claiming the numbers cies appeared, including dif- numbers-telephone 1 soon after she had brought school wain't 'legally Spend"(bur Holidays On can verified as ferent fees quoted, ranging that be speakers from two campus obligated to listen to the $10 $25. legitimate. from to gay groups to speak to her panel anyway. Windham Hill While O'Boyle checked Ask for proper identifica- Cardwell says Kelleher's tion. Imposters often take class. the local angle, editor Jeff When the speaker! ihowed for McVann called Playboy in the names of genuine Chicago. He spoke with Playboy employees off the editors Anthony claimed to masthead to use on bogus 6.99 Playboy per- V know and found they'd business cards. YAIR FORCE NURSING. Windham Titlas sonnel carry laminated, All Hill never heard of him. Subse- 6 99 PER LP/CASS •996 LIST quent checking confirmed photo IDs from thecom- that Anthony had submitted pany. photos to Playboy, but they Check the ambiance. were rejected. Playboy generally sends a George Winston '~ of people to a location 3 Following these team / mP.- AnEvening with Windham Hill Live discoveries, all the Kent to shoot, and almost always State women cancelled their includes a female escort for DECEMBER sessions with Anthony, and its photo sessions. Its staff the paper deleted mention of never stays in inexpensive Playboy's name from his hotels, and does not solicit ads. Efforts to reach An- through classified ads. thony were unsuccessful. When in doubt, check. \ William Rawald, head of Call Playboy in Chicago.

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Last week, at the opening night of thebasketball season, spectators saw some new talent performed at halftime--the

Songleaders. _ UNLV , The seven-member team will perform at five of Tark's They Runnin' Rebel games this season. willalso highlight halftime during Lady Rebel basketball games. songleaders Prior to thebasketball season, the perform- ed for Rebel football pep rallies and at the Homecoming game duringhalftime. The songleaders are an entirely self-supporting group, with a lot of their funding coming out of their own as pockets, as well as from fund-raisers such car washes and bake sales. Over the summer they worked diligently and raised nearly $2,000, enabling the team to attend the NCA pom-pom camp in Santa Barbara. "We're very ambitious, and we stick together," said why songleader Traci Fanning. "That's we've come this far." Practice makes perfect, and the songleaders go over emphasis. their routines five days a week, two hours each day, even Dancing ability it Sonfleaders' main on weekends. All of thegirls also take dance classes. photo by Bruce Menke "We're here solely for promoting school athletics and activities, and to generate school spirit," said captain Diane Correa. "We're all out there for the same purpose," added co- WHO THE HECIS captain Ali Kozloff. "As far as being would-be cheerleaders, we don't feel we are, because we're judged ability." on dancing ability, not cheering Tryouts for this year's songleaders were held last May, getting year, KATE gracefully jaaa they're BUSH? move to baat this the I SougUadar* and after all the exposure photo by Bruce Menke seven-member team cxpects a high turnout for tryouts next year. Find out Saturday <<*• Dec. 3rd at 1 Carlos Murphy's > IRISH MEXICAN While everyone else was leisurely enjoying the Veterans Day weekend, cadets and staff of UNL V's Army ROTC Department CAFE were on a field training exercisein FREE MUNCHIES & 91 cent DRINKS the Mt. Charleston area. Training consisted of COME OUT AND MEET THE ROCK AVE. DJ's hypothetical problemsand situa- WALK AWAY WITH ALBUMS, DINNER COMPB, tions that the cadets, as future of- OR POBTERB JUSTFOR SHOWING UP ficers in the UnitedStates Army, PLUS A SPECIAL GREEK GIVEAWAY may someday encounter. Cadet Suzanne Bobhet said, "even though women won't see combat, it's good to know what KUNV the guys go through so we can give them the right kind of support. Cadet Joy Priddie added, "while women will be in the rear areas, it is good to know land navigation, 91.5 FM rappelling and how to construct a rope bridge. You never know when you may have to use it." Although it was a long, cold VIDEO PARTY weekend hard work, the general I of consensus among the cadetsand stuff was that the ROTC training was weekend beneficial forall. ?| "ZfrJte&K 'ZSSZ7Z7Z—r i \ . /Qxwllta *SAFE FOR ALL AQEB 1 ￿experience the I \ BKYOIVINQ WITHOUT I I Media group to share R&D grants' OPEN 8 M?DNIGHT UNLV's Student Media development and technical televisionstations. In providing services such Institute is celebrating its skills for TV and radio. as these, the Institute hopes tenth anniversary with a SMI was started over ten In addition, SMI is involv- to realize its goal of orien- brand new grant program to years ago by a group of ed in managing its own tating and preparing be shared with university UNLV students, and was modelingagency and pro- students for media-related students and the community. temporarily located in the viding students with acting professional jobs comprehen- 200 OmvmHm Cwrttf Dr. i Selected participants will basement of the Humanities work. They are also involved sively in a rapidly progressing —S—l—J Acnm from ViHcySink receive privately-funded Building. Since then, SMI inpublic relations and technical environment. NOW IN LAS VEOAS research and development has done nearly SO events, publicity work, journalism 734-8333 has an information I THE FIRST FLYINO CHAMBER grants sponsored by the Stu- from filmedconcerts (such and a public speaking ser- SMI in the Moyer Student dent Media Institute. as 8.8. King), to its own vice. In terms of technical table Assignments will be in the PBS specials. At present work, SMI conducts Union, open from 10 a.m. areas of marketing, survey- SMI is working with CSUN workshop* sound techni- to 2p.m., Monday through in Friday. ings and research, promo- to develop "Concerts for ques and eventually hopes to For further informa- tions, public relations and TV," a program in which branch out to broadcasting tion, contact SMI at advertising. Special grants concerts playing at UNLV and satellite communica- 293-7650, between 5 p.m. will be issued for talent will be taped and sold to tions. and 8 p.m. Santora'sParty Fak WWRACK I • Sheet Pizza f| Designer Fashions ® Cheese and Pcpperoni Current Wings Qmstmas for Men and Women | 80Chickcn 6 Cold Cut Subs I Planning a trip home? Everyday Sale Prices

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"It is if it's my number." and I'll go first to see who "But I was closer!" said "There are," said Con, be reached. The legal "One?" "Who?" the judge wanted "Your honor," said Pro, goes first after it's been Pro. "ten ones in ten." documents of the case were "One." to know. "how do we decide who decided who's to go first." "How?" asked the judge. "Another draw," said the now in and composed of "Who," asked Pro, "will "That," saidCon, "isn't picks first to be the first to "OK," said Pro. "By being first." judge. "Let's recess and try two libraries built especially throw them?" important now. What is im- throw the dice?" "What?" said the judge. "He's got a point," said again after lunch." for that purpose. The two "Either you or I." portant is that wecome to a "Why don't we both Pro picked five, then Con Pro's lawyer. After lunch it was the libraries were now building "How do we decide who decision before the end of throw thedice," said Con, picked five. "Sit down!" said the same. Pro and Con are now annexes. will throw?" the century." "and the highest number "You can't do that!" said judge, "or shut up." 99 and 99 years old, respec- Pro and Con's lawyers "The judge will decide." The judge put his hands wins the case." Pro. "Do 1 have a choice?" tively. now owned everything that "How?" behind his back. The jury "A case of what?" Pro's "Why not?" Con wanted Pro's lawyer wanted to The judge died. had once belonged to their "By letting us choose," stood behind him. "Pick a lawyer wanted to know. to know. know. The jury retired with full clients-including their wives, said Con, "a number bet- number," said the judge. "Good idea," said the "Because five is ray "No," said the judge. pension. who were very pretty, up to ween one and ten. The judge "Who will pick first?" judge. He pointed to Pro's number and I went first!" Pro's lawyer was confus- A decision was never ten years ago. will use his fingers for the Pro wanted to know. lawyer. "Sit down," he said. 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by DavidRenzi plementary of the other. But that's the great thing Mounts has ably represented record, is, alas, a dreaded same fair treatment as are the overtook Matt Hiu and about this contest. Personal the College of Business and Teke! other contestants. Wouldn't jumped into third place, and It is the irony to end all regards are set aside in the Economics, but that isn't Despite numerous urgings he do the same for us if the this week, Mounts went 10-4 ironies. Those who regularly In fact, the true feelings name of sportsmanship. Take what makes this story so on from the editor, never positions were reversed? I to take the lead. read this publication know that the two entities hold for this week's Campus Han- ironic. What does fill that once was Mounts' picks asked. Hey, Dave, I wish you'd that The Yellin' Rebel and one another would be better dicappers pole sitter, for ex- capacity is the fact that tampered with. In the name Mounts has been progress- slow down a bit. I was one TKE fraternity have left unwritten. And so they ample. Mounts, leader of thecontest of fair play, I told him, ing in the standings each threatened with a demotion if never been highly com- shall be. For 13 weeks David and possessor of a 107-74 Mounts must be accorded the week. Two weeks ago he you win the contest! Lady Rebs untie stomach knots in second half of 95-63 Cal-Berkley win by Sharon DeLair but it was visible only in the little outclassed against "Our goal tonight was to 11 in the second half. The passing was superb Lady Rebels are a memberof First half. California. UNLV Co-Head come out in the second half most impressive bucket came throughout the game. the PCAA conference, as are Jitters. Butterflies. The In the second half, UNLV Coach Jim Bolla explained and make Berkeley play us with a little over three Wednesday UNLV will Santa Barbara and California "my-stomach-is-in-a-knot" went to a full court press and the reason for the different man-to-man. That's going to minutes gone in that half on a face off against Cal State- Irvine. Bolla said the game syndrome. also scored several points on styles in the play in the two be our strategy all year," said hooking lay-up off an ex- SantaBarbara in its first con- was important despite the Call it whatever you like. A the fast break. This made the halves. Bolla. "We want to use the cellent pass by UNLV guard ference game at the Thomas current small size of the con- majority of athletes get ner- difference in the game as the "Well," Bolla began, "we full court press." Rochelle Oliver. Oliver's and Mack Center at 7:30. The ference. vous when theirteam plays its Lady Rebels tamed the (he and co-head coach Sheila UNLV went to the locker season opener. Golden Bears by beating Strike-Bolla) wanted the girls room leading by a mere two them 95-63. to get a feel for the game in baskets, 38-34. But the Some tension was visible While the second half was the first half. We expected change in strategy was ap- when the UNLV Udy Rebel one of speed and skill for them to be jittery. We have a plied immediately in the se- basketball team faced the UNLV, the first half was one lot of respect for Berkeley. cond half. The Lady Rebels California-Berkeley Golden which saw the Lady Rebels They've got a great coach. I scored six consecutive points Bears at the Thomas and beaten on the inside of the flew down Friday night to to open the second stanza on Mack Center Saturday night baseline, and thus looking a scout them. a jump shot by Tara Garlepp, a lay-up by Kathy LaVern and a tip-in of the ball by Donya GREENPEACE,Nevada Clergy andLaity Concerned Monroe. UNLV had and theLawyer's Committee For a Nuclear Policy turned on the afterburner and in cooperation with: it didn't slow down until the The CONSOLIDATED STUDENTS OF THE final buzzer sounded the UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA and the Students Physics Society game's end. PRESENT: ATOMIC CAFE Garlepp,starting center for the Lady Rebels, was an im- portant part of UNLV's domination in rebounding M over Berkeley in the second half, grabbing a game-high IS Asnnmn! boards. The 6-5 Garlepp also A NOME IMTJMSONE HOWUNG poured in 16 points. The WIN MB DBBQEF!" Lady Rebels lutrebounded IAUGNVEfcJHRMN California 55-31. UNLV (UmorutrmtM Hit propar way to box oat an opponent Giving th* Itmon in the Lady Substitute forward LaVern RtbtU' 95-63 victory over Col-BorkoUy Saturday night art, bom loft, Lori Armt, Lynn Shorow "(QUID BE THE MOOT MPORIMIT FUN scored a team-high 19 points, and Donya Monroa. P*oio by Kevin Hennessy Of 19821" UA COHK WWW HUi

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: • Aerobic & B 10°Io Student Discount j • Active Wear BBBBBBBDBaiIUIIIBI S m MarylandSquare-Nextto AlPhillips 736-4291 j REBELution Runnin' Rebels hit rough spots in Wolfpack win we by David Renzi pleased we won. I just wish would have sustained As usual, they came in uniquely different ways, but their fast break, despite Tarkanian's proclamation that our good moments longer." all had the official Collins trademark on them. There the Wolfpack ran better than did UNLV, was more girl, when the The final score, one-sided as it was, extended far too Like the proverbial little Rebels were were, of course the astonishing array of dunks and than Nevada-Reno could handle. they were very, very good. basket, much justice to the method in which it was achieved. good against the Wolfpack, moves underneath the but that wasn't all. Col- Senior guard Danny Tarkanian, in spite ofreinjur- At least it did in the mind of Jerry Tarkanian. And when they were bad. . . .well, they weren't really lins also shot often and well from the outside, a fact ing his already tender foot late in the game, dispelled that dreadful. that didn't go unnoticed by Tarkanian. "Collins is go- any notions that it might not be able to endure the "We've got a long way to go," Tarkanian said of By-and-large, the good moments far outdistanced ing to shoot all year," theUNLV mentor said. pounding of the hardwood. Tarkanian quarterback- can UNLV's season opening 92-71 pounding of upstate the bad. A total of 15,227 witnesses attest to that. Richie Adams, the junior forward, also was im- ed the Rebels as efficientlyas ever, ran the fast break as rival Nevada-Reno at the newly-completed Thomas The man most responsible for those extended bits of pressive. Back in the lineupafter a one-year absence, he hadn't ever injured his foot and, surprisingly, guard, if and Mack Arena Saturday night. brilliance was Jeff Collins. The senior starting Adams scored 19 points, grabbed three rebounds and shot with uncanny accuracy from the outside.Of his 10 "It wasn't a bad game," said Tarkanian, now in his his first full season as a Rebel, led all scorers with 30 blocked twoshots. Those numbers becomeall the more points, all came via the jumpshot route. Tarkanian's points. 11th season as the Runnin' Rebels' head coach. "I'm points, including 12 of UNLV's first 16 imposing when one realizes the feat was accomplished injury isn't expected to keep him out of any futurecon- in only 17 minutes of playing time. tests. It was Collins and Adams that ignited the Rebels in Another notion also was put to rest Saturday night- the first half, and each had a lengthy stay in the in- that being the possible red-shirting of Richard Robin- dividual spotlight. Collins bucketed 14 of the Rebels' son. There was speculation that Robinson might be first 20 points, while Adams canned 15 of the final 25 red-shirted for the season, but against the Wolfpack, in a half which saw UNLV lead by as many as 12,by as the freshman center not only suited up, but also scored fewas four and, finally, 45-33 at the end of the first 20 three points and blocked two shots in 12 minutes of minutes. play. It was this roller coaster-like performance that had The case of guard Gary Graham isn't as clear. Tarkanianscratching his head. Graham was also mentioned as a red-shirt candidate "Our intensity and our running game, after we got thisseason, andalthough he dressed for the contest, he out to the lead, sputtered," Tarkanian said. "We was theonly Rebel who didn't play in the game. played well in spurts, but we gave up too many cheap The Wolfpack wasn't without some bright spots, buckets. We worked too hard on defense to give up itself. Freshman forward UvonteReed led UNR with 20 that many cheap buckets." points (including 14 in the first half), and sophomore True, the Rebels did let a seemingly insurmountable center Quentin Stephens added 13 points to go along 20-6 lead slip to a mere 31-27 advantage, but the out- with 10 rebounds. come of the game never really was in doubt. "Some of the guys that played well offensively UNLV, in fact, promptly began the second half by didn't play well defensively," Tarkanian said. "We scoring three straight baskets to up the margin to had a lot of new guys playing (seven, to be exact)." 51-33, and from then on, the only mystery left to the Among the best of those "new guys" was prized imagination was what the final victory margin would recruit Frank "Spoon" James. The freshman forward be. scored 10 points, grabbed 10 rebounds and had a steal An increasingly larger mystery is the Rebels' profi- in his first game in a UNLV uniform. ciency at the free throw line, or rather, the lack ofit. A Freshman guard Fred Banks, from Las Vegas' thorn in its side last season, UNLV demonstrated it Valley High School,played 18minutes, scoreda basket hasn't all been removed this year. The Rebels managed and dished four assists in his UNLV debut. to hit only 50 percent from the line (12-of-24) for the "We're not there yet," Tarkanian said. "We have to game, and they were only five-for-twelve in the first get things smoothed out. We need to get into a flow, half. we need to get into the flow of things." If Saturday What UNLV failed to do at the free throw line, it night's encounter was an example of the Rebels not be- UNLV forwardEd Catchingt, surrounded by a Wolfpack, reaches for an inbound pan in theRebels' season- more than made up for it in other areas. The Rebels ing in the flow of things, just what manner of perfor- opening 92-71 triumph oiwr UNR Saturday night. , mance given they are? „hO O by Frmco Fmttlllat controlled the boards at both ends of the floor, and will be when '83 Rebels football: think of the good times, not the bad by David Renzi wise was a great 1983 perfor- they lost to the 49ers, such sophomore season wasn't a Senior free safety Al Ligon mance, took place before isn't thecase. fluke in his junior campaign. also had a respectable final One-minute and four 18,000-plus fans, before the As ol' blue eyes says, "It Although there weren't any season, as he led the secon- seconds does not a football largest crowd to witness a was a very good year." multiple 400-yard plus pass- dary in interceptions and season make. UNLV football game at the Okay, so the Rebels didn't ing games, Cunningham finished second on the team Unless, of course, that 1:04 Silver Bowl this season. reap all the awards that they always seemed to produce a in total tackles. constitutes the finalminute of should have. So they didn't big play when it was most The Rebels also received How will the Rebels' 24-21 the season. Or, if it marks the win the PCAA championship needed. stability in the kicking depart- loss affect those fans? Will or receive a California Bowl Freshman running back opposing team's final posses- season for ment in the forms of Joey final game of the they remember the invitation. It really matters Kirk Jonesshowed the flashes DiGiovanna sion of the is, a year and Richard year. Or it signifies the what it was? That little. of brilliance that made him Jones. In DiGiovanna, the if saw Rebels win of time it took Cal- which the the most sought after high a amount games come Rebels had reliable toe from State Long 92 7-of-ll and shouldn't be school running back in the yards and Beach to drive of winn- UNLV 40 in, and Jones yards with no time outs for within four seconds remembered for what it nation last year, and wide supplied UNLV with the touchdown that stole a ing a PCAA championship-- didn't do. Instead, attention receivers Michael McDade numerous end zone bound when a year prior they season. just should be focused on its and Reggie Farmer proved to kickoffs. With either one do- were mired near its basement. Unfortunately, all of the numerous achievements. In- be one of the most explosive ing the kicking chores, the aforementioned events apply Or will they remember the deed, they numbered many. pass catching combinations in Rebels appear to be set that college in to the UNLV footballseason. season for its final, fatal For starters, there was the the ranks. department in the coming They transpired in the minute? Only time will pro- record. TheRebels ended the seasons. all Although it endure final minute of the finalgame vide the answer, but the guess season with a 7-4 mark, must In essence, UNLV has the stigma of giving up the against the 49ers. They occur- isn't hard to conjure up. glamorous by no means, but nothing to season ending touchdown, be ashamed of. red at the Silver Bowl 10days Judging by the attitudes of very impressive when one The Rebels time and time defense had some bright ago, and their implications UNLV's fickle, fair-weather realizes that UNLV went only the again displayed as During their were ominous. fans, it just might take a near 3-8 a season ago. Includedin moments well. character throughout the game winning When Long Beach quarter- perfect season in 1984 to that record is a four game UNLV's four season, and certainly no streak, the defense allowed have back Todd Dillon's six yard garner their full attention. winning streak which proved reason to hang their heads but 27 total points. pass with four seconds to play instrumental in giving the now that it has concluded. wound up in the Rebels' end But that is mere specula- Rebels an opportunity at cap- The unit also had some zone, it meant, among other tion. What truly matters is turing PCAA glory. outstanding individual per- In actuality, it is us, the , things, thata PCAA titleand the manner in which the formances, and senior fans, who should feelasham- a California Bowl berth were Rebels asserted themselves in There also were some linebacker Kirk Dodge con- ed. Even after theheartbreak- lost. 1983. Although Head Coach astonishing individualperfor- ducted most of them. Dodge ing loss, we should have had . But perhaps even more Harvey Hyde said the four mances. Quarterback Randall led the team in tackles by a enough character to applaud dtjtcttd significant is the fact that the straight victories UNLV Cunningham proved the suc- widemargin, and consistently you, the Rebels, for the great A Rmard Young walks off th* Silver Bowl turf in tragic final act, in what other- recorded wouldn't matter if cess he enjoyed his was at theheart of theaction. show you put on this season. dUboUof following UNLV't toaaon-onding 24*21 km ■ Soccer squad applauded for their Fall efforts, near championship

by Sharon DeLair Billy Gunther-Guntheris an inspiration. He has had Dominick Pedonc-It didn't take Pedone, a This was to be Soresman's only year of eligibility but he four ankle operations and he played with pain every freshman, long to findhis niche on the team. He scored will be eligible next season. In sports, the performance of a team or an individual game, especially the two NCAA games versus Berkeley four goals this season, two against the University of Robert Taber-Taber was a solid player last season, is measured by statistics. This is unfortunate because and San Francisco. Gunther was the biggest hit with Santa Clara, and also lived up to his reputation as a but his offensive skills improved this year. He is one of numbers don't say anything about personalties, hard crowds at JohannField; the fans always gave him rous- stalwart prospect through physical play. the physically smaller Rebels at 5-7 but he is a player work, or unselfishness. All of these traitswere displayed ing hands when he left games. every bit as aggressive as thesix-footers. Injury does not by UNLV's nationally-ranked soccer team. Gunther led the team with seven assists, which were in Rich Ryeraon-Talk about finding a niche! This scare him and he is willing to play hurt. In the first While this was a team in the true sense of theword, the form of long, arching thow-ins right in front of the freshman had a stellar season both offensively and NCAA game, Taber hurt his knee in his secondhalf but different players filled different roles, and every team goal mouth. If it were possible to score on throw-ins, defensively. Ryerson scored eight goals of his own and returned in the second overtime period. He may be member deserves a tip of thehat for taking the team to Gunther would have been among the top three or four assisted on two others, making him the second-leading small in size, but certainly not in stature. the finals of the NCAA Western regional and helping scorers on the team. He scored one goal early in the scorer. He always seemed to be in a position to score Dale Taylor-Although Taylor did not play in the last the team finish the season with a 17-4-1 record. season when a throw-in bounced off the hands of the and often seemed tobe in a position to intercept a pass several games of this season and wasused as a substitute University of Evansville's goalie. In addition, Gunther between unwary opponents. in other games, he always played like a starter by giving Mark Aalbal-The third leading scorer with seven had three assists versus U.S. International. RobbieRyerooß-What can you say? Theelder (by a 100 percent of his effort. Taylor's style of play versus goals and two assists. He scored in the season opener year) of the Ryerson brothers was the top scorer this the University of San Diego, against whom he scored versus Brigham Youngand kept going. John Lucas-Lucas is a very unselfish player and he is season, just like he was last season. The sophomore one goal and assisted on another, was representative of Ivaa Farris- A player not afraid to get hurt. Farris also an excellent playmaker, possibly thebest on the the scored 16 times and assisted on fiveother occasions.He the wayhe played this season. wasa noticeable player even when he did not score. At- team. A statistical tribute to his passing skill is his six had an early season string of six consecutive scoring Barry Barto-Barto, the head coach, has done more tentiveon the field. It was easy to see why he was one of assists thisseason, second only to Gunther. Lucas saw a games and a string of four consecutive scoring games for this team in two years than what might be thought Head Coach Barry Barto's top recruits. lot of playing time and he used it very well by always later on. Thebest news ofall about Ryerson is he will be possible. Barto has recruited topplayers from Califor- Harry Fields-Fields finished the season with a seeming to know thewhereabouts of the ball. around for two more years. nia and Eastern states, and at the same time has not microscopic 0.94 goals on average, close tolast season's Patrick Lawrence-Lawrence is one ofthe quickestof John Rootes-Rootes is another quick player. In high overlooked local talent. He, along with athletic director 0.88. He collected 79 saves and three solo shutouts, in- the Rebels and undoubtedly the best leaper, which is school, he lettered in track (as wellas football and soc- Dr. Brad Rothermel, decided that the former women's cluding a 2-0 result against Stanford on theroad Sept. why his head shot was a valuable scoring tool. He tend- cer) and his speed played a role in helping him score six softball diamond would become home for the soccer 27. ed to score late in games to ice a UNLV lead or, as in the goals this season. Along with the Ryerson brothers, team. Barto, assistant Dave Cohen and the team Michael Sheparovkh-The backup Rebel net-minder final game against San Francisco, to keep the Rebels Rootes was an offensive leader on the team. members labored for much of the summer to make who could be starting for other teams. Fields and close. Lawrence scored twice against the University of Lionel Saenz-Saenz is another in the line of valuable Peter Johann Memorial Field a place worthy of col- Sheparovch combined for fourshutouts: Loyola Mary- San Diego. subs on the team. He, like Forbach and Orci, played a legiate competition. Barto has combined the respon- mount, U.S. International, U. of San Diego and Long Rob Moretand-Moreland is another player who is necessary role because of his energetic play. sibilities of coaching a team ona shoestringbudget with Beach. Whenever he was called upon, Sheparovich was valuable although not always a scoring threat. He Gary Soresmaa-Soresman was very important making the team far more sucessful than any other always ready to play. He collected 16 saves this season finishedthe season with three goals and four assists, one because he, at 23 years of age, brought needed ex- soccer team has ever been. The most amazing thing is soccer program temporarily and played two complete games. of each coming against Cal State-Long Beach. perience toa team composed mostly of 18-and 19-year- that the was dropped Bryan Foriwch-A very valuable substitute who gave Mklnd Old-While Orci did not see much playing olds. He was recruited by fellow South African and before Barto was hired two seasons ago. 100percent every minuteof play. Forbach showed good time, he always showed competitiveness and a fierce UNLV assistant coach Dave Cohen. Soresman may be TheFans-This story could not be completed without hustle this season. Unfortunately, he injured an ankle in resolve to contribute when he did play. He would be of the mostphysical of the Rebels, and he could be a mention of the thousands of vocal fans who cheered one to supported the PCAA championship in Fresno and missed the consideredan important member onany team due tohis called the "friendly defender" because he had thehabit the Rebels on victory and the team in into them. defeat. Keep the patronage NCAA tournament. unselfishness. of smiling at his opponents before charging up next season.