VOL. XXI, NO. 1 2 9 ______THURSDAY^PRIL^l^ the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Man's Biased death penalties U.S. knew of Soviet bugs ruled valid by Court as early as 79 Associated Press choosing who lives and who Associated Press dies but it doesn’t care,” Seth WASHINGTON -The Su­ Waxman, a lawyer for the Con­ WASHINGTON -U.S. offi­ preme Court ruled Wednesday gressional Black Caucus, said cials were fully aware as long that state death penalty laws of Wednesday’s ruling. ago as 1979 that the Soviet KGB can be valid even if statistics Jack Boger, the New York was bugging the Moscow Em­ indicate they are carried out in lawyer who argued against the bassy during its construction, racially biased ways. Georgia system before the high but believed they had a strat­ In its most important ruling court, said the justices “failed egy for finding the spy devices, on capital punishment since to acknowledge a very power­ a top State Department official 1976, the court split 5-4 in up­ ful pattern of discrimination.” said Wednesday. holding Georgia’s death David Whitmore, a lawyer “I think the supervisory penalty system even though for the American Civil people knew that the embassy killers of white people in that Liberties Union in New Or­ was being bugged,” said state are far more likely to be leans, said the decision Robert Lamb, assistant secre­ condemned to death than those removed the last hope of nearly tary for diplomatic security. who kill blacks. a dozen of Louisiana’s 47 death “They contributed information The ruling dashed what row inmates. to us about the bugs that were coming in.” many death penalty opponents Illinois prosecutor Mark considered to be their best Lamb told a hearing of a Rotert called the ruling “very, House Foreign Affairs subcom­ chance of saving hundreds of very good news.” the nearly 1,900 men and wo­ mittee that U.S. personnel “It was one of the last, best were placed on the embassy men on death rows nationwide. chances to get a broad-based The decision removed the site to intercept listening attack on death penalty litiga­ devices. “We had a strategy for last legal claim many of those tion nationwide,” Rotert said. inmates had raised in fighting finding it,” he said. Justice Lewis Powell, writing “Where this strategy was for their lives, but it is not ex­ for the court, said a statistical pected to dramatically quicken weak was in the sense that the study of Georgia’s death Soviets used parts of the struc­ the pace of executions. penalty system “at most indi­ Since the Supreme Court ture itself as the bugging. cates a discrepancy that ap­ These are the kinds of things reinstated capital punishment pears to correlate with race.” in 1976, 70 U.S. prison inmates that are going to be difficult for But he said the discrepancy us to neutralize.” have been executed by does not violate the Constitu­ Investigators have said some electrocution, poison gas, tion’s equal-protection guaran­ Victory Kiss The Observer/Paul Oeschger large components of the build­ firing squad and lethal injec­ tees. ing were fabricated away from tion. In previous decisions, the Rain spoiled the original site of the An Toastal Air Band Contest the construction site by a Soviet “The court is saying there but not the spirit. Kiss won the competition which was held on may be racial discrimination in see COURT, page? Wednesday night at Theodore’s. see BUGS, page 4 ND theologian attacks proposed Vatican document

Associated Press boards of trustees to the of Chicago. ident and board of trustees into dence, McBrien said. Church hierarchy, the Rev. The document would em­ rejecting controversial “As a theologian, I would find CHICAGO - A prominent Richard McBrien said. power the Vatican alone to de­ theologians for jobs or tenure. that a happy solution,” he said. Catholic theologian and chair­ McBrien said the document termine whether schools are McBrien has spoken against “As a Catholic, however, I hope man of theology at the Univer­ seeks to give bishops the power truly Catholic and would give the Vatican document and pray it never comes to sity of Notre Dame delivered to control theologians and as­ the Church “some significant repeatedly, but Wednesday’s that.” on Wednesday his sharpest at­ sure the orthodoxy of their measure of control” over the speech represented his most tack yet on a proposed Vatican teaching. institutions, he said. concise statement on the issue, A catholic university that in­ document he says threatens the “The Vatican’s proposed The Vatican proposal is university spokesman Richard sists on academic freedom academic freedom and inde­ schema is unacceptable be­ unneeded and unenforceable, Conklin said. does not threaten its Catholic pendence of Catholic univer­ cause it would undermine he said. Notre Dame President character, McBrien said. Any sities. every Catholic university’s Nevertheless, McBrien sug­ Theodore Hesburgh has said contrary view conflicts with The Vatican document on claim to being a university in gested a scenario under the that if forced, the trustees Vatican II teachings that the higher education, proposed in any meaningful sense of the document in which a conserva­ would forgo an official Vatican Church is “the whole commu­ 1985, would shift a basic author­ word,” McBrien said in a tive bishop could pressure an label as Catholic in favor of re­ nity of the faithful,” not just ity over Catholic schools from speech to the Notre Dame Club intimidated Notre Dame pres- taining its academic indepen­ the hierarchy, he said. Iran sentences an American 14 to receive honorary degrees to ten years on spying charges

Special to the Observer of the 1970 Nobel Peace Prize. Academy through research Associated Press was arrested last June, shortly He has devoted his life to de­ on genetic engineering, after an Iraqi air raid on the Fourteen persons will veloping high yield varieties parasitic diseases, mental NICOSIA, Cyprus -Iran has center that interrupted Iran’s receive honorary degrees at of Mexican wheat for use in retardation, and “nuclear sentenced an American en­ communications with the out­ Notre Dame’s 142nd Com­ under developed nations. winter.” Chagos is a Brazilian gineer to 10 years in prison on side world. mencement May 17. Mrs. Rosalyn Carter, wife physician who has pursued a charges of spying for the CIA, Derek Bok, president of of former President Jimmy career in biophysics. the official Iranian news According to the news Harvard University, will Carter, will receive a doctor Mrs. Coretta Scott King, agency reported Wednesday. agency, he faced seven charges deliver the Commencement of laws degree. Mrs. Carter widow of Dr. Martin Luther related to espionage and using address and receive a doctor has long been involved in King, will be awarded a doc­ The Islamic Republic News a forged passport to enter the of laws degree. Bok was groups that promote the tor of laws degree. Mrs. King Agency, monitored in Nicosia, country. It did not specify the named president of Harvard needs of the elderly, the per­ has headed the Center for quoted “informed sources” for charges of which he was found in 1971. Prior to that Bok forming arts, and the needs Nonviolent Social Change, its report on the sentencing of served as dean of the Harvard guilty. of the homeless in the U.S. which has been a pivotal force Jon Pattis, a 50-year-old tele­ law faculty. and in underdeveloped in building interracial coali­ In addition to Bok, Norman countries. communications specialist. It In an appearance on Iranian tions. She has also served as did not say when the trial oc­ state television in October, the Borlaug of College Station, A doctor of science degree co-chair of the Full Employ­ Texas, will be awarded a doc­ will be bestowed on Dr. Carlos ment Action Council. curred. American engineer said he tor of science degree. Bor­ Chagas of Rio de Janeiro. He Mrs. Joan Kroc will also be Pattis, employed by Cosmos passed information through his laug, known as “The Apostle is the first non-priest to head awarded a doctor of laws Engineers of Bethesda, Md., company to the CIA on Iranian of Wheat,” is an agricultural the Pontifical Academy of worked at the Asadabad tele­ military activities, oil produc­ plant scientist and the winner Sciences, and has directed the see HONORS, page? communications center 200 tion, inflation and food distri­ miles southwest of Tehran. He bution. The Observer Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 2 In Brief A student’s guide to better T he h earin g of the Notre Dame student charged in connection with a traffic accident that resulted in the death campus housing of junior Michael Cogswell was postponed again Wednes­ day. The hearing has been rescheduled for April 29. A plea As the semester draws to a close, it’s time to a Class A misdemeanor charge of driving under the for An Tostal and approaching finals. But there Rob influence of alcohol was expected Wednesday from the is another rite of spring that does not get nearly student. -The Observer as much attention: room picks. Hennig In every dorm, the process of room selection F o u rte e n p e rc e n t of Notre Dame’s 7500 undergradu­ is looming large on the horizon. But did you Copy Editor ates are involved in some form of volunteer social service, ever wonder how you got in the dorm you are according to statistics from the Center for Social Concerns. living in now? Some 30 service and social action groups are active in the For most people, the dorm in which they pres­ ,OOQ OOOQOOOOO on Center. The College of Arts and Letters has the highest ently reside is the same dorm they received „ , - m e INCREDIBLE - percentage of its students participating in volunteer ac­ from the Office of Student Residences as a tivity (20 percent), followed by Science (16 percent), En­ freshman. Le t's C hoose A Dckm ! gineering (11 percent), Business (10 percent) and Fresh­ According to that office, the confirmation man Year (8 percent). The 8 percent who participate as cards from admissions are sent up in June. freshmen grows to 19 percent as seniors.-The Observer Going by confirmation date, students receive Dr. Sham ir Bose has been presented the 1987 their first choice. If the first choice cannot be TT\ Outstanding Research Award by the Notre Dame Chapter met, the office then goes to the second choice. of Sigma Xi, the scientific research society. Bose, a After that, the process becomes much more i physics professor at Notre Dame, was selected from a subjective. Looking for patterns in the first and I group of St. Mary’s and Notre Dame faculty. Bose won second choice, Student Residence tries to fit the' student in an appropriate dorm. the award for his work on a quantum mechanical analysis Eventually, however, it becomes a matter of of the bound states of a magnetic monopole with electric just trying to find a space for the incoming charge and an electron. The award carries a $500 stipend. freshman. \ X'too -The Observer After I decided to come to Notre Dame, I looked at the nice little pamphlet provided by admission. Unfortunaely, “A Student Guide to Campus Housing,” wasn’t very helpful in se­ Of Interest lecting a dorm. Discouraged, I just left the space blank, trusting in Divine Providence to An T ostal picnic for Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s pick the right dorm for me. students will be held tonight at the Saint Mary’s dining Well, I wouldn’t trade my experiences for the hall from 4:30 until 6:30. In case of rain, dinner for SMC world, but I really do think there is a better students only will be served inside the dining hall. -The way. Some people might disagree with that sys­ Observer First, let’s cut the nonsense and stop pretend­ tem. A better idea, at least to me, would be for The NDkSMC Pre-Law Society will hold its ing prospective freshman have any idea where students spend their freshman year checking spring meeting tonight at 7 p.m. in the Engineering they want to live and the “Student Guide” is out the dorms and then putting in requests for Auditorium. This is a mandatory meeting for all juniors any help. a dorm. For the more popular halls, a lottery interested in law school. All other underclassmen are wel­ That’s what campus visits are for right? could then be used. come. A free showing of “The Paper Chase” will follow. Wrong. Sounds unfair? -The Observer I had the oppportunity to host a prospective How fair is the system we are using now? freshman a couple of weekends ago. He enjoyed Besides, most dorms use a lottery for room Yearbook distribution continues today for picks indicating some credibility exists to a sophomores. From 12:30 to 4:30 outside of the Stepan Cen­ his stay here and wants very much to return pure chance system. to Notre Dame next August. ter, sophomores and any juniors or seniors who have not What about the “fraternity” atmosphere of picked up a yearbook may do so. -The Observer When it came to which dorm he was going to the dorms, won’t that be ruined? No, if anything A public auction will be held tonight at Gate 11 of put down, he said he would probably put down it will be improved because now students could the Stadium beginning at 7 p.m. The security department my dorm. When I asked him why, he said it make an informed choice about where they was mostly because it was the dorm he had want to live. will auction off bicycles, watches, calculators, and other stayed in. items that have been abandoned on campus. Items may An added advantage is the fostering of class It has been my experience that most of the unity, since all freshman would be together. be inspected at 6:30 p.m. -The Observer people who visit campus have much the same story. They put down the dorms in which they Not everyone will be pleased by my proposal, V oting for UM OC will continue this afternoon at but not everyone is pleased now. Look at the the Information Desk in LaFortune from 1-5 p.m. Each have stayed. A better solution would be something similar number of women desiring to transfer into vote costs one cent and the proceeds go to Special Olym­ Howard. pics. Candidates who need more time for “fundraising” to what Harvard does. Let’s put all of the freshman together in one The system as it exists presently is just not are asked to bring all money to 242 Farley by 7 p.m. adequate. At a university where residentiality Friday. -The Observer place. The Mod Quad with Grace, Planner, the Pasquerillas and the new women’s dorms could is as important as it is here at Notre Dame, it C ollegiate J azz F e stiv a l t-shirts are still available. be used for that purpose. just does not make sense to ask some Contact Kevin Cronin at 2139. -The Observer After the end of the freshman year, Harvard beleaguered high school senior to choose where Pianist Anthony P attin will perform tonight at has a lottery for halls, with each person receiv­ he wants to live for the next four years on the 8 p.m. in the Moreau Little Theatre at Saint Mary’s. The ing his dorm by chance. basis of some 75 word blips in a pamphlet. free concert is part of the SMC Graduate Artist Recital Series. -The Observer The Observer is always Ippklng fpr talent. BUY B o n if a c e L u y k x , abbot of Holy Transfiguration Monastery in California, will deliver a lecture entitled, If ypu have any, cpme tp pur pffices OBSERVER “Introduction to Spirituality of the Eastern Churches” and start wprking pn ypur newspaper. CLASSIFIEDS tonight at 8 p.m. in the library auditorium. -The Observer G uillerm o O’D onnell, Academic Director of the Kellogg Institute for International Studies, will deliver a lecture entitled, “After Political Democratization, What?” at 4:30 today in room 100 of the Center for Continuing TOST A L Education. -The Observer A N 1 8 7 Weather

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By REGIS COCCIA is to help others get involved in the girls living there next Assistant News Editor each other’s lives and form year.” relationships,” said Griffin. Living in a former men’s Sister Mary Jane Griffin, “We’re starting with a whole dorm will present a challenge Farley Hall rector, was new group of people,” Griffin to Howard residents next year, recently named the first said. “There’s a lot of people Buonaccorsi said. “It’s female rector of Howard Hall. to draw upon their gifts,” she definitely more of a chal­ She will assume her role as said. lenge,” said Buonaccorsi. Howard Hall rector in the fall. Griffin said she did not apply “There’s nothing to go on. Our Griffin, who will be for the job as Howard Hall rec­ input is essential. Everything succeeded as Farley Hall rec­ tor but was appointed to that girls in the dorm do is going to tor by Breen-Phillips Hall As­ position by the Office of Student mean a lot. Everything’s going sistant Rector Sister Mary Affairs. “I was asked to do it,” to count,” she said. Louise Gude, looks forward to she said. “It was an invitation Farley Hall Co-President her new position after serving to take it.” Susan Coene said Griffin will in Farley for three years. Plans for residence life in be challenged to continue the “ I’m happy about going to Howard are still being dis­ traditions in Howard that she Howard and looking forward to cussed, Griffin said. “I’ve just helped found in Farley. creating a new spirit in the begun to meet with my RAs for “ (Sister Mary Jane) has a lot dorm,” Griffin said. Although next year. We’re beginning to of work to do to establish tradi­ Up and over AP Photo she is excited about the new plan together.” tions and turn the dorm challenge of being a rector at Lisa Buonaccorsi, a Lewis around,” Coene said. “At F ar­ Howard, Griffin said she will Hall junior, will be working ley she’s had Pop Farley and Johnathon Petko of Toronto hoists his bicycle overhead as he miss Farley. closely with Griffin as a resi­ the unity and spirit and close­ prepares to bike to the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro. He and his “I love Farley. I love the wo­ dent assistant in Howard next ness of the girls,” she said. brother Stephan are part of a cycling expedition to raise funds men here,” Griffin said. “I told year. “It’s going to be a diffi­ to combat hunger. them part of the reason I was cult task for us RAs because “(Sister Mary Jane) really open to going to Howard was we’re going to be doing every­ cared about Farley. I can tell because the relationship I’ve thing,” Buonaccorsi said. she’s really excited about Congress accused of had with them was a positive “We’re starting from ground leaving. One of her duties as a one,” she said. zero, really,” Buonaccorsi Franciscan sister was to be Griffin said she hopes to build said. “It’s a real positive op­ available to need,” Coene said. unity in Howard Hall through portunity to build dorm spirit “Howard was in need of a ‘meddling’ in talks her involvement with the resi­ and everything,” she said. rectress so she felt it was her Associated Press U.S. official said the Soviet dents. “Your first job as rector “It’s going to depend a lot on duty to go,” she said. leader’s proposal Tuesday for WASHINGTON - U.S. arms a separate treaty to curb control director Kenneth Adel- shorter-range missiles was un­ man accused Congress on Wed­ acceptable. nesday of meddling in missile- Adelman said Gorbachev reduction talks with the Soviet had agreed with Secretary of Union and General Secretary State George Shultz last week Mikhail Gorbachev of back­ in Moscow that limits be placed tracking on removing Soviet simultaneously on missiles rockets from Asia. both in Europe and in Asia. “I think one of the big threats “It made no sense to have hanging over the horizon of separate limitations,” Adel­ arms control is the action of the man said. “The Soviets and Mr. Congress on arms control,” Gorbachev himself agreed $689! Adelman said at a news confer­ with Secretary Shultz that YEA, MAN, ence. “If the Congress is going there had to be global limits.” THAT'SSOME to proceed to tie the president’s Adelman said Congress tTSACOOL, hand instead of strengthening should get behind U.S. policy, NUMBER! his hand it’s going to hurt us in which seeks deep reductions in C001PR/CE. negotiations.” American and Soviet missiles, Turning to Gorbachev, the “and not try to subvert it.” Poland protests spying

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Open Mon&Thur ’til S ig n a tu re: D ate 9P.M. The Observer Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 5 ND professor heads excavation in Italy is in an area of high seismic By JIM RILEY activity. News Editor He said the goal is to reconstruct the internal or­ A Notre Dame professor will ganization of the site to find out lead an archeological excava­ if it followed a city plan. tion in southern Italy this sum­ Next year, the group plans to mer. explore a citadel on top of the Paolo Visona, assistant pro­ hill which overlooks the fessor of classics, said he will modern-day city built near the run the project as a field site. The citadel was built on t school, allowing Notre Dame top of the hill for defense pur­ Believe it or not The ObserverPaul Oeschger students the opportunity to poses. On the other side of the receive some training in ar­ hill is a medieval ghost town. cheological techniques and The yearbooks are here. Brian Beals, Ron Al- In the last season of the ex­ them to students at Stepan Center on Wednes­ possibly earn course credit. cavation, the excavators will miron and Anne Iacono helped to distribute day. The excavation will involve investigate the defensive a Greek City which dates to the perimeter of the city, accor­ Notre Dame Communication and Theatre second or third century B.C. ding to Visona. Film Series Presents: The project will begin on May Visona said he has has ex­ 25 and will last “a good six cavated previously in Italy, Is­ weeks,” said Visona. rael and Carthage. THIS WEEK AT THE SNITE This is the first time Notre Individual admission: $1.50 Dame has been involved in an He said about 12 students archeological expedition in have signed up so far, but there southern Italy, he said. The lo­ Mirlsnnr and Julianna (19811 Friday, April 24 at 7:30 & 9:30 pm, Snlte are still openings in the pro­ Mnrrionne nnd Julianna is the story of two sisters; it is also a story of the political turmoil of Germany In the 1970s. cation of the site is Oppido- grams for interested Notre Cool and precise on the surface, but seething with feeling and paradox underneath, von Trotta has fashioned one of the Mamertina, which is located 50 Dame students. Students from most rhoving and penetrating portraits of the desperate politics of a chaotic era, and of the lives that were transformed miles north of Peggio Calabria, Cornell, the University of Vir­ by It. a town near the southern tip of ginia and other schools have Italy. already joined the group. Stardust Memories (19801 Monday. April 27 at 7_pm, Suite He said he is planning to in­ Memories is Allen's version of Frederico Fellini’s 8 VI. Allen plays a harrassed celebrity filmmaker who discovers vestigate the site during a three there's a meager satisfaction in such adoration. A bitter look at fame and success. visona said there will be year period. The excavators three excavation sessions, know they will be excavating a each lasting two weeks. He said Blind Alley (19391 Monday, April 27 at 9pm, Suite portion of a city block the first that because he is running the A psychotic breaks out of prison and holes up in the house of a criminal psychologist (Ralph Bellamy). He soon has the house terrified, until his "moll" (Ann Dvorak) decides it's time to get the psychiatrist to help him. But will he? year. “This year promises to excavation as a field school, be one of the most interesting students may be able to earn because we will be dealing with three credit hours for each ses­ Seventeen (1983) Tuesday, April 28 at 7:30 pm, Snlte a residential area,” Visona sion in which they participate. This film represents one segment of a documentary commissioned by PBS to return to the town immortalized by said. Visona said he was “more or sociologists in their study Middletown. PBS decided not to air this segment on youth due to the attitudes the teens voice “It seems the site was aban­ less shopping around for a site” about sexuality, drugs, and other social problems confronted in growing up. doned for unknown reasons in in the area because he is inter­ All films are screened in the Annenberg Auditorium, Snlte Museum of Art. the second century B.C.,” he ested in the Second Punic War said. He did note that the site and particularly in Hannibal.

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£icA irT kIrkl★★★★★!kik The Observer Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 7 Retaliatory air strike kills 100 Tamil rebels were killed in an last Friday, pulled passengers LaRouche accused of Associated Press air raid. A military source re­ out and opened fire, killing 127 ported at least 36 soldiers and people, most of them Sinhalese. siphoning millions COLOMBO, Sri Lanka - Gov­ police slain in guerrilla raids ernment planes bombed Tamil and said eight rebels were On Monday, Tamil guerrillas Associated Press ruptcy judge. They cited a rebels and the guerrillas at­ killed. killed 15 Sinhalese at a village pattern of transferring as­ tacked soldiers Wednesday, Government and military in the same region. WASHINGTON -The Jus­ sets from the companies “to adding more than 100 dead to figures put the death toll since tice Department has cover the expenses and a toll that has reached nearly Friday at 374 on this island off Friday’s attack abruptly charged in court papers that luxuries of LaRouche or­ 400 in six days of civil war. India’s tip, where Tamil ex­ ended a government cease-fire fringe presidential can­ ganization insiders.” The attacks by both sides tremists have fought the Sin­ aimed at renewing peace talks didate Lyndon LaRouche, came a day after a car bomb halese majority for a separate in the conflict, which has cost who claims he is penniless, “Millions of dollars have tore Colombo’s main bus sta­ nation since 1983. more than 5,500 lives since has siphoned millions of dol­ passed through the books (of tion apart, killing at least 106 Tamils began fighting for an in­ lars from three corporations the companies) with no cor­ people and wounding 295. Tamil terrorists stopped dependent state in northern forced by the government porate purpose, on the whim The government said 80 vehicles in eastern Sri Lanka and eastern Sri Lanka. into involuntary bankruptcy of Lyndon LaRouche,” the proceedings. court papers said. Interim trustees ap­ pointed by federal bank­ “Assets continue to be sip­ Chernobyl recovering one year later ruptcy court assumed con­ honed off for the personal Associated Press ference that most people in the spewed radiation around the trol and assessed their use of Lyndon LaRouche and Chernobyl area are in good world. The Soviets did not inventory Wednesday, as his cronies,” they said. MOSCOW -A year after the health and that radiation levels report the accident for three lawyers for the LaRouche Chernobyl nuclear accident, in farm products and soil near days. organization searched for “The assets are used not the temperature of the reactor the plant have almost returned Nikolai Lukonin, minister of ways to escape forced bank­ only to pay ordinary living hovers near the boiling point to normal since the accident on atomic power generation, said ruptcy. Followers generally expenses of members of the and 13 badly burned people are April 26, 1985. the temperature inside the stayed away from their LaRouche organization, and still considered invalids, Soviet At least 31 people died and ruined No. 4 reactor is 98 Leesburg, Va., to satisfy the extraordinary officials said Wednesday. hundreds were injured after degrees Celsius, or 208 Fahren­ headquarters which federal security fetish of Lyndon The officials told a news con­ the explosion and fire, which heit, just under the boiling agents have seized. LaRouche, but also to pro­ point. Last November the tem­ vide Lyndon LaRouche with perature was 140 degrees Cel­ LaRouche, who left the a mansion and estate,” the sius (284 Fahrenheit), he said. United States for Europe papers said. last December, has ac­ Soviet reports have said that knowledged filing no per­ A federal grand jury in What if you the reactor’s nuclear fuel sonal income tax returns in Alexandria, Va., is conduct­ reached more than 2,000 more than 10 years and con­ ing a tax investigation into degrees Celsius during the ac­ tends he has no income. LaRouche and his followers. dorit get into cident in the Ukraine. The fresh allegations Federal agents, including about his use of corporate some from the Internal Rev­ “The lowering of the level of money emerged in the gov­ enue Service, are going heat is going according to ernment’s court pleadings through LaRouche organiza­ the school of plan,” Lukonin said. “The tem­ unsealed by a federal bank­ tion financial records. perature continues to fall.” your choice? search and advanced study into man who directed the cleanup the academic endeavor of operation that followed the nu­ Honors Notre Dame. O’Meara has held clear accident at Chernobyl. Of course, you may get into some other continued, from page 1 the Kenna chair since 1976. He is a member of the Interna­ school, but why settle? Prepare for the admissions I degree. Mrs. Kroc spends her David Rockefeller, chairman tional Advisory Board of Notre exam you're facing—be it SAT, LSAT, GMAT, time promoting awareness of of the Rockefeller Group in Dame’s Institute for Interna­ GRE, MCAT, or others—with the best test prep the costs and consequences of New York, will also be awarded tional Peace Studies. company. Stanley H. Kaplan. the nuclear arms race. In a doctor of laws degree. He and The provincial superior of For nearly 50 years, Kaplan’s test-taking tech­ December of 1985 Mrs. Kroc his brothers formed the grant- the Indiana Province of the niques have prepared over one million students, gave Notre Dame $6 million to giving group Rockefeller Brot­ Congregation of the Holy boosting their scoring power and test confidence. establish a Center for Interna­ hers Group. Mr. Rockefeller Cross, Rev. Richard Warner, So call Kaplan. Why go to just any school, when tional Peace Studies. The Joan has worked to improve youth will receive a doctor of laws Kroc Foundaton fosters aware- employment, education, eco­ degree. He has held the position you can go to the one you want? 1 ness on human concerns. nomic development, and public of provincial superior since Rev. Martin Marty, the Fair- safety in urban areas. He 1979 and is a trustee and fellow I fax M. Cone Distinguished Ser­ retired from Chase Bank in of Notre Dame. \>1 I K A P t A N vice Professor of the History of Most Rev. Rembert Weak- STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. 1981 after 31 years there. He is l s NV- Modern Christianity at the Uni­ a life trustee at the University land, chairman of the Confer­ THE WORLD'S LEADING versity of Chicago, will receive of Chicago. ence of Catholic Bishops’ com­ TEST PREP ORGANIZATION mittee that recently produced t i l * a doctor of laws degree. An or­ A doctor of laws degree will 1717 E. SOUTH BEND AVE. dained Lutheran minister, be presented to Sen. Alan the pastoral letter on Catholic SOUTH BEND, IN 46637 Marty is one of the most in­ Simpson, the Republican party Social teaching and the U.S. PHONE 219/272-4135 fluential Protestant observers whip. He co-authored the first Economy, will be awarded a . 1 and authors. He is also the major immigration reform doctor of laws degree. Arch­ tC ’ President-elect of the Ameri- legislation to pass Congress in bishop Weakland was a | can Society of Church History. 30 years. Simpson is a senator consultor to the commission for implementing the Second ^CLASSES Notre Dame’s Kenna profes- from Wyoming. | sor of mathematics, Provost Vatican Council’s Constitution * INDEPENDENT STUDY Yevgeny Velikhov, of Mos­ Timothy O’Meara, will also be cow, will likewise be awarded on the Sacred Liturgy. In 1977 *NATIONWIDE TRANSFERS awarded a doctor of laws a doctor of laws degree. A Rus­ he was appointed archbishop of *TRANSFER DISCOUNTS! degree. O’Meara, Provost sian physicist, Velikhov is vice Milwaukee. | since 1978, has stressed the president of the Soviet Jean Wilkowski of Washing­ need for integration of re- Academy of Sciences and the ton, D C. will receive a doctor of laws degree. Ms. Wilkowski ********************************************************************* * is chairperson of the board of * * * * Volunteers in Technical Assis­ * * * * tance (VITA). VITA provides * * * * * * * * worldwide technical assitance * * * * in areas of food, energy, small * * Sophomores * * enterprize development and in­ * * * * formation technology. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Court * * Applications for * * * * * * continued from page 1 * * * * contractor and away from the * * * * •* * Junior Parents’ Weekend * * eyes of U.S. inspectors. ■* * * * * * * * But Powell said death- * * Chairmen * * sentencing decisions made by * * * * judges or juries are based on * * * * too many varying factors to let * * * * * * now available April 23 & 24 in * * discriminatory intent be * * * * proved by statistics. •* * the Student Activities Office, * * * -* * * “It is tempting to pretend ■* * 3rd floor LaFortune. Applications * * that minorities on death row * * * * share a fate in no way con­ * * must be returned by Friday, * * nected to our own, that our * * * * * * * * treatment of them sounds no * * April 24 by 5:00 p.m. echoes beyond the chambers in *************** ****************************************************** which they die,” Brennan said. Viewpoint Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 8 Reformational theology found in Catholicism I am nearing the end of three very upbringing. Others, however, defend most Catholics do not accept the au­ functional protestants? happy (with a brief interlude) years as their views with learning, intelligence, thority claims of their Church. In actual This raises, of course, the deeper a graduate student in the philosophy and at times, intensity. belief and practice, they are much issue here: to what extent can a mem­ department at Notre Dame. The philos­ At the other end of the spectrum of closer to the protestant view. ber of the Roman Catholic Church dis­ ophy department is quite lively and course, are the liberal Catholics. These This is apparent from the fact that agree with the official teachings of his stimulating and I have learned a great persons are openly sceptical not only many Catholics do not accept explicitly Church and still be a faithful Catholic? deal about my discipline. about distinctively Roman doctines defined dogmas of their Church. For Can one reject the teaching of a papal such as papal infallibility, but also example, I have talked with several encyclical while remaining a faithful Jerry Walls about basic Christian doctrine as em­ Catholics who are doubtful, at best, Catholic? If so, can he also reject a bodied in the ecumenical creeds. It is about the Marian dogmas, even though doctine which the pope has declared in­ guest column not clear in what sense such persons these have the status of infallible fallible. should even be called Christians. doctrine in their Church. Such Catholics I have put these questions to several Nevertheless, if asked their religious have often made it clear to me that they Catholics. Conservatives have assured Along the way, I have also acquired preference, on a college application believe the basic Christian doctrine as me that the answer to both of the latter an education of anoter sort - namely in say, they would identify themselves as defined in the creeds. But they frankly questions is no. Others insist the answer the ways of the Roman Catholic Catholics. I have no idea how many Cat­ admit that they think their Church has is yes. Church. My education in this regard holics are liberals of this stripe, but I taken some wrong turns in her recent has been informal and piecemeal, to be have met only a few here at Notre history. Where this is the case, they do This brings me to a final point con­ sure. My insights have been gathered Dame. not feel compelled to follow. As one of cerning functional protestants: they do from diverse sources: from lectures, It is the third type of Catholic, I am my functional protestant friends put it: consider themselves faithful Catholics. from letters to the Observer, from ar­ inclined to think, which represents the “I am a Roman Catholic, but I am more I have often pointed out in conversa­ ticles in the conservative magazine majority. Certainly most of the Cat­ concerned about being Catholic than tions with such Catholics that their Fidelity, from interaction with under­ holics I have met are of this type. I call about being Roman.” views differ little from mine. Why then graduates I have taught. But most of this third group “functional protes- That many Catholics are functionally remain Catholic I ask. In response, all, I have learned from numerous con­ tants.” protestant is also evident in their atti­ these Catholics make it clear to me that versations with students and faculty in Many Catholics, no doubt, will find tude toward the distinctive moral they love their Church and intend to the philosophy and theology depart­ this designation offensive, so let me teachings of their Church The obvious remain loyal to it. More than one has ments, many of which have involved a hasten to explain what I mean by it. example here is the Roman Catholic compared the Church to his family. friend who is a former Roman Catholic One of the fundamental lines of differ­ teaching that all forms of “artificial” One’s family makes mistakes, but one seminarian. While my informal educa­ ence between Catholics and Protes­ birth control are immoral. The official does not therefore choose to join an­ tion on these matters hardly qualifies tants, going back to the Reformation, view was re affirmed explicitly by other family. me to speak as an authority, Roman concerns the issue of doctrinal author­ Pope Paul VI in his encyclical Catholics may find interesting how one ity. The traditional Roman Catholic Humanae Vitae, and has been I am not sure what to make of this protestant in their midst has come to view, as I understand it, is that its of­ reiterated again and again by Pope response. It is not clear to me that one perceive them. I can communicate my ficial teachings are guaranteed to be John Paul II. Nevertheless, as the arti­ can line up behind Luther in holding perceptions most clearly, I think, by infallible, particularly when the pope cle on Humanae Vitae in the En­ that Popes and councils have erred in briefly describing three types of Cat­ or an ecumenical council exercises cyclopedic Dictionary of Religion holics which I have encountered. “extraordinary magesterium” when noted, “the papal ban is simply being their doctrinal and moral pronounce­ First, I have met a fair number of making doctrinal or moral pronounce­ ignored,” and “a concrete authority ments, and still be a faithful Catholic. conservative Catholics. Those who ments. Protestants have traditionally crisis has thus emerged.” But on the other hand, things have belong to this group like to characterize rejected this claim in favor of the view I attended the recent debate on abor­ changed since the 16th Century. It is no themselves as thoroughly Catholic. that Scripture alone is infallible in mat­ tion between Fr. James Burtchaell and longer the case that a Catholic will be They stress the teaching authority of ters doctrinal and moral. This was the Daniel Maguire. It is interesting to me excommunicated for holding what Lut­ the Church and are quick to defend the conviction Martin Luther came to hold that Fr. Burtchaell, who eloquently her held. Perhaps this is just another official Catholic position on all points. after he arrived at the conclusion that defended the conservative view on sign that the Reformation is - despite For such persons, papal encyclicals are both popes and church councils have abortion, admitted to a questioner that the pope’s best efforts - finally taking not to be debated; they are to be ac­ erred. After this, his excommunication he rejects his Church’s teaching on hold within the Roman Church. cepted and obeyed. Many conservative was all but inevitable. birth control. I could not help but Catholics, I suspect hold their views out When I say most Catholics are func­ wonder: is Fr. Burtchaell, Catholic Jerry Walls is a graduate student at of a sense of sheer loyalty to their tional protestants I simply mean that statesman though he is, also among the Notre Dame.

YOU even the other rectors were to be in­ Rector’s appointment formed until the evening of April 13 as DROPm well as the incoming residents of prematurely publicized Howard Hall. This early leak of information gave Sr. M.J. the appearance that her resi­ Dear Editor: dents were excited by the news and This letter is in regard to the “In eager to let it be known. This is not the Brief” notice in the Observer of April case, for Sr. M.J. has shared herself 13 concerning the appointment of Sister with Farley for the last three years as M.J. Griffin as rectress of Howard Hall. our rectress and her absence will be As Farley residents, we are upset at noticed. We support her in her decision the poor judgement used in mentioning and wish her only the best in her new her appointment in order to get “the position as Howard’s rectress. We scoop.” Sr. Griffin notified residents in realize that your decision cannot be a personal manner that she felt was changed, but we hope that in future ar­ deserved. The Observer decided to ex­ ticles, you take into account the feelings ploit her decision. Our co-president per­ of Sr. M.J. and show her the respect sonally asked Mark Pankowski not to Farley has for her as well as the con­ run the article until at least April 14, sideration she deserves. when the official notice was to be Theresa Barnhart released. We personally feel that she Kathleen Hannon was justified in her request because not Farley Hall Doonesbury Garry Trudeau YEAH, I JUST HOM NO m v . A RB YOU SURE*HAVE YOU M A YB E YOU Quote of the day THINK MAKING THESE ABOUT THE/LIVE ANP YOUR PARENTS EVER U/ELL, YEAH. THEY JU ST MERE RUSHING PECISIONS IS HARP. INA SAT POMN T0PI5CUS5 ONCE. M H EN I MERENT THEM. SOM E THERE'S NO ONETO FOLKS* PREAM SEXUAL RESPONSIBILITY* M AS ABOUT 14. AND? REAPY. PARENTS NEEP PISCUSS THEM MTTH. WORLP! / MOPE TIME. “If blood be shed, let it be our / blood. For man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be, at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.”

Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) Viewpoint Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 9 Educational body seen as communistic threat The 1976 presidential election alize our educational system. They a communist terrorist wanted in the NEA’s 15th yearbook, they lashed brought the United States its biggest wish to take away the parents’ voice in Mexico at the time. out at the United States, saying, “We political payoff in history. Many people their children’s education. A The NEA’s pro-Soviet views also find are all brainwashed from childhood to thought that candidates Jimmy Carter nationalization of our school system is an outlet in the numerous brochures pretend that the United States has no and Walter Mondale had sold out to the important to their objective of turning that they put out. For instance, one bro­ classes or masses. We are all supposed special interests, but nobody could have a public education into a communist chure, called “Racism, Sexism, and to be Americans, believing that cap­ predicted that a cabinet level Voice for indoctrination. The NEA could not Militarism: the Links, ” has a section italism and free enterprise came down communism would result from their achieve their objective if it did not have of “questions frequently asked about to us on stone tablets from the moun­ wheeling and dealing. Shortly after total control of the nation’s school sys­the arms race.” An excerpt: tains.” They also praised the Russian gaining office, Carter undertook the tems. Q: But aren’t we risking our way of school system: “The present capitalis­ task of creating the Department of Edu­ Of course, the NEA denies any com­ life if we allow the Russians to get tic and nationalistic school system has cation (DOE). One might ask, “What munist ties. The evidence points to the ahead? been supplanted in but one place- is wrong with trying to improve our na­ contrary. If NEA actions, advocates, A: The $1 trillion defense Russia-and that change was a revolu­ tion’s schools, but Carter created the and policies receive close scrutiny, they budget...will do more to undermine our tion for social change of an important DOE to pay a political debt to a group reveal an organization with deep- democratic values and standard of and far reaching character.” They ac­ of Communists. In return for the en­ rooted communist ties and sympathies. living than anything the Russians can tually advocate a revolution in the dorsement of the National Education Before the election of 1976, American do. United States of America. Association (NEA), the nation’s largest communist William Foster wrote in Q: But how can we trust the Rus­ teacher’s union, Carter gave them a “Toward a Soviet America” that he sians? How can we be sure they won’t In 1981, the communist newspaper seat in his cabinet in the form of the considered a Department of Education cheat? “Daily World” reported: “Nowhere in DOE. The NEA had gained a major vic­ essential to the communist “cultural A: We can trust them as much as the basic documents of NEA, in their tory in their quest to totally take control revoluiton.” It is certainly quite a coin­ they can trust us. This thinly veiled resolutions or new busniess items, are of our educational system and turn it cidence that the NEA would lobby Pres­ argument for unilateral disarmament there any anti-Soviet or anti-socialist into a tool of communism. ident Carter for just such a department. has not gone unnoticed. positions.” That startling statement means that our children’s education Eric Murray Several times over the past couple of They published another brochure en­ receives its direction from a pro- years, the NEA has sponsored delegate titled “Choices: A Unit in Conflict and communist organization. exchanges with “teacher unions” in the Nuclear War.” In addition to the usual Decent Americans should be hor­ from the right Soviet Union. The NEA had the nerve pro-Soviet, anti-nuke rhetoric, they had rified at these developments. For­ to publicly praise these communist the audacity to blame the Soviet inva­ tunately, all is not lost. Congress and Since the creation of our great nation, “union” representatives. Soviet com­ sion of Afghanistan on “some un­ the President, properly lobbied by we education lay in the jurisdiction of the munists are not the only ones who friendly countries.” This brochure has the people, can return control of our state and local governments. Parents receive NEA praise and support. At its such a strong bias that even the ultra- children’s educatioh to where it had a voice in what subject their 1978 convention, the NEA passed a liberal “Washington Post” criticized it, belongs, in the hands of the people. children learned. The NEA has long resolution calling for the United States saying, “This is not teaching in any ac­ sought to stop this local control of edu­to grant Hector Marroquin a visa to cepted, or for that matter acceptable, Eric Murray is o sophomore business cation. They wish to centralize, nation­ remain in this country. Marroquin was sense. It is political indoctrination.” In major. Undergrads could make better use of resources I wish to thank Mr. Brauer for his dowment than Notre Dame had 35 their programs three years sooner than comments in your April 6th issue. Al­ A.E.A. members. Yet Southern Cal’s Notre Dame’s, according to “An As­ though he has mentioned some good publishing, in the 1984 A.E.R. ranking ulty office building. Is this a lack of sessment of...”. I wish it were true that points, I am not as convinced as he that ( Page 823), was far greater than Notre resources? the quality of graduate students was as Notre Dame’s Economics department Dame’s: 518.9 pages vs. 58.2 pages for high as Mr. Brauer claims. How is worthy of increased funding. First, Notre Dame. Faculty size explains only Mr. Brauer believes that ranking of remarkable to be accepted for graduate a clarification of some issues. a small part of the difference. Economics departments by their study at Amherst, which does not have As to graduate student/faculty ratios, publishing output makes little sense. a graduate program. Personally, I have Christopher Ryan “An Assessment of Research- Doc­ Well, the national “An Assessment always seen the undergraduates as far torate Programs in the United States” of...” (pg. 59), ranks programs on abler than Notre Dame’s graduate stu­ (Social and Behavioral Sciences, pg 5, several points. Let’s see how it ranks dents. As an undergraduate college guest column 1982) reports that Notre Dame has 60 Notre Dame. There were four areas Notre Dame was ranked “Most Com­ graduate students. Combining this with which bore on the quality of graduate petitive” the highest rating by Barron’s Mr. Brauer is correct that the study Mr. Brauer’s 20 faculty members Notre education most directly. On a 5 point Guide to the Most Prestigious Colleges I cited did include 24, not just 4 journals. Dame’s ratio is 3.0. By comparison, scale (5-distinguished, 4-strong, 3 good, (New York, 1984). The comment I made However, he is incorrect if he believes Berkeley’s was 5.2, Chicago’s was 4.4, 2-adequate, 1-marginal, 0-not sufficient in the previous letter was that the that articles earlier than 1978 were in­ Columbia’s was 7.6, Harvard’s was 3.8, for doctoral education), Notre Dame graduate students do not go on to teach cluded. The earlier rankings were pub­ MIT’s was 3.5 and Johns Hopkins’ was ranked 0.9 for scholarly quality of fac­ at the best universities. For proof of lished as a comparison, not as an 5.8. As to specialization, 2 points. First, ulty. It ranked 0.6 for effectiveness in this see the alumni notes at the back of original part of the study period and Notre Dame’s department is not sub­ educating research scholars. It ranked the Notre Dame Magazine. Or you can considering that the endowment has stantially smaller than some so-called 0.9 for improvement in program quality write to the current author of the eco­ more than doubled since 1974, this only big departments. Compare Notre 1977-82. It ranked 0.4 in evalulators’ nomics alumni notes. He can be highlights my point that we are not Dame to Berkeley’s 26, MIT’s 25, familiarity with the work of the faculty, reached at the University of Wyoming. doing as well as we should. Shoud we Chicago’s 27, Johns Hopkins’ 7, and an indicator of the lack of influence of really be proud of moving from ex­ Rochester’s 15. Second, specialization Notre Dame’s faculty. Mr. Brauer notes that Notre Dame’s tremely poor to very poor? Is it really of subject matter. The 24 journals in- In other words, the faculty is sub­ emphasis on social justice sets it apart. “quite alright for the department to be luded in the ranking are listed (A.E.R., marginal, the education is sub­ Maybe so. But the test of success is ranked as no. 121” ? Mr. Brauer makes 72:5 pg 1132). The journals include Eco­ marginal, the improvement is sub­ whether your peers are following your Robert Gordon (“We are not in the top nomic Development and Cultural marginal, and what little is published lead. After twelve years I don’t see ten and we never will be but that’s not Change, Industrial and Labor Relations is soon forgotten. Is this a graduate pro­ much impact. Perhaps that is why it is our goal.” ) look ambitious. Review, Journal of Human Resources, gram that merits more resources? No. set apart - nobody copies a failure. Journal of Law and Economics, and the This is a graduate program that should Finally, let’s not forget the other Second, Mr. Brauer mentions that National Tax Journal. In addition, the be abolished, not enriched. graduate departments. They aren’t Notre Dame’s faculty is small though general journals publish articles in Mr. Brauer claims that he did not doing much better. The real questions not so small as he may think. In Decem­ those fields, though only “above come to Notre Dame for the stipend, is, are our graduate programs an asset ber, 1981 the American Economic As­ average” one’s, as Mr. Brauer com­ which is lower than that of other or a liability? I see little evidence that sociation published a special issue of plains. schools. For his information other they are an asset, with the exception of the A.E.R. which listed the names of schools do not automatically subsidize Chemical Engineering. If they are a every member of the Association at As to faculty resources: in my previ­ their graduate students with stipends liability, they should be scaled back or each campus. Using these lists we can ous letter I was far too kind on the issue and tuition waivers. Should under­ abolished, and the money should be control for the effect of faculty mem­ of faculty pay. The full professors were graduates be forced to subsidize sub­ diverted to the undergraduates. bers who publish in Economics but are 31st in the country, but the other aca­ marginal graduate students? At the not formally in an Economics depart­ demic ranks were even higher. Accor­ University of Chicago (no. 1 of the Christopher Ryan is a 1978 graduate of ment. In this list, Notre Dame had 32 ding to the July 26, 1985 Notre -Dame dreaded top ten), few graduate stu­ Notre Dame and is currently the Vice A.E.A. members. For comparison, Report (pg 645) associate professors dents get any support besides loans. President of Forbes Information Ser­ Southern Cal which has a smaller en­ were 11th, assistant professors were Yet Chicago’s graduate students finish vices.

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With names ranging from The Clarence, Rose and Crown, and Prince Alfred's to the Redan and the Royal Oak, fondly referred to as the Royal Smoke, the interior motifs are all slightly different. One thing they all have in common, though, is a sharp contrast to the U.S. collegiate crowd bars. They are a step above in decor, history, and clientele behavior. Price Edward's is a typical pub, and being just down the street from our residences, it is frequented by Notre Dame students. The walls are lined with green velvet benches, fronted by small mahoghany tables and velvet stools. The pub Is carpeted, moderately lit, and seats about 80. The walls are dotted with prints and cartoons and mahoghany paneling. A massive bar stands in the middle of the pub. A small display houses English pub delicacies such as steak and kidney pie or Shepherd's Pie. The middle wall holds liquors in convenient dispensable bottles, although the predominant beverage here Is, of course, beer. Most pubs are owned by the brewing companies of England, such as Courage, Younger's or Samuel Smith's. Each pub, therefore, has different brands of beer, but the options are alway: the sam e- lager, ale, bitter, cider, or shandy. Lager Is the closest to American beer; It Is a gold-colored, fairly light- tasting beer. A turn for the better Ale and bitter come from the same brewing family, ale having Bike-Aid ’87 raises less of a bite than the dark brown frothy bitter. Cider is a tasty money for the needy PATTI TRIPATHI ing perseverance and indi­ college students to volunteer with development projects features writer vidual effort Bike-Aid Is In­ tended to symbolize that overseas. There are five routes fe can't change the both cycling and develop­ leaving from Western and world, but we can ment progress gradually. W Southern cities, and Balias change our little corner of Balias an d Warnken will be and Warken will be travelling it." This famous line from peddling 3,600 miles, the San Francisco route MASH can be applied to the averaging 72 miles each through Sacramento, Reno, efforts of Motre Dame sop­ day. Their individual goal is Salt Lake City, Denver, and homores Chris Balias and to raise $3,600 or $1 for Saint Louis. Wayne Warnken. each mile they travel. and potent fruity drink derived from the familiar sweet ciders. Ant Balias and W arnken will "It's grueling, but it's finally, the shandy. It tastes much better than It sounds: It Is "We will be volunteering set forth on a biking expedi­ worth the experience," said usually lager mixed with carbonated lemonade. In addition to for community service along tion across America on June Balias, "People have been these British brews, some pubs have Lite or Budweiser on tap for the way. Our accomodations 17 In an effort to change very helpful so far. VelTee those feeling homesick. may be at churches, gyms, many little corners of the Boyer Sports is providing us The beer here Isn't quite as warm as we expected, although It I: world as well as to educate with riding equipment." or campgrounds at the host our little corner about world The organizers say the communities," said far from Ice-cold. In pubs it is served by the pint and half-pint hunger and poverty. proceeds from the eight- Warnken, who witnessed Tim but the measure is an imperial pint of 20 ounces rather than 16. "We're Interested in the w eek biking m arathon will McLelan of the Class of '86 When ordering your beer, keep in mind the unwritten rule of problem of poverty. We can't fund projects both at home British manners: ladies should only order half-pints. ( A rule we stop poverty, but we can be­ and in Third World commun­ successfully complete the aggressive American women often ignore.) It is not unmanly, come aware of It-especially ities. 50% of the proceeds project last year. though, for men to order half-pints. There are no drink specials at Motre Dame," said Balias, raised will go to self-help Currently working for the In pubs, but cover is never charged. expressing his concern projects spon sored by ODH Peace Corps in Miger, about many people's ignor­ in Africa, Asia, and Latin McLelan was one of the 42 The word "pub " comes from the original reference to these ance of world hunger. America. 25% will go to college students to partici­ drinking establishments. They were known as public houses, Sponsored by the Over­ Oxfam-America and other pate in Bike-Aid '86. The because they were not private clubs. History has determined one seas Development Network innovative international bikers ranged in age from of the most unusual aspects of the pubs-serving hours. They (ODN), a coalition of stu dent groups sharing ODH's self- 15 to 55, the median age vary from pub to pub, but In London pubs must not serve being 22. Although many of groups on college campuses help philosophy. Specific between 3:00-5:30 p.m. and after 11:00 p.m. Reliable sources sa> the riders last year were col­ nationwide, Bike-Aid '87: projects in Appalachia and that the afternoon hours law began during World War I to stop lege students, ODM en­ Peddling for Progress hopes other areas in the U.S. will drunkenness among munitions workers and soldiers on leave. courages everyone to partici­ to raise at least $100,000 to benefit in addition to a fel­ The 11:00 p.m. closing law Is most likely due to the fact that the pate. support self-help efforts lowship program that Tube (subway system) closes about midnight. Only restaurants enables financially needy around the world. Demand­ and clubs are allowed to serve after 11.00 p.m. Balias and Warnken will meet all the other cyclists in Most often pubs are Important for the infamous "pub crawl." Strip contest announced Washington D C. on August This usually entails having a pint at each of a number of pubs, 12 to peddle together to the ultimately ending In a "crawl " home. We undertook a literary pub w eek four com ic strips will ooking for something United Nations In Mew York crawl last week, visiting old stomping grounds of English writers. appear on the Accent page, L new and exciting to ex­ City on August 19 for the We began at “The Cheshire Cheese," just down the street from and it will be up to you to perience on the Motre Dame grand finale. Dr. Johnson's home and one of his favorite pubs. Another stop vote for the one that you'd campus? Have you forgotten The ODN inform ation was at "Ye olde Cock Tavern,' frequented by Samuel Pepus and like to see appear in The booklet emphasizes the how to smile? Could you Tennyson, where Dickens enjoyed his last meal in public. use a few laughs from time Observer. symbolic value of the several to time? Then hold on- routes that various riders starting next fall The Obser­ Who says students can't will follow: "By starting from Here in England, then, a pint of bitter, a dart board, and a ver will begin regularly change anything on this different cities and converg­ slightly outdated jukebox at the pub make up for the bottles of publication of the comic campus? Make your opinion ing at the end, we empha­ Michelob, the pool tables, and the video screens we left In the strip of yo u rchoice. known and exercise your size that there are many South Bend bars. Until next fall, then, a s they say in London, Watch this space. Mext right to vote. paths to progress." “C heers." Business Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 11 Student entrepreneur beats summertime blues By RENEE GAU to “pick up the pieces and into the real world.” tion. “It requires 80 percent when you’re not supposed to or guts and 20 percent brains to of how guts, intensity and de­ Business Writer make them neater.” This in­ Obviously, there is risk in­ cludes the formulation of a volved in starting a small busi­ run a company.” termination will win in the end After An Tostal and the in­ business p’an which outlines ness. It requires money, effi­ “After two weeks (in the all the time.” tensity of exam week, the ap­ their objectives, processes and cient management and a good business) I had applied just And when you succeed, Pupel peal of working at Leo’s Grill, strategies. He has also im­ product. With these, however, about everything I had learned says, either in a game or a busi­ Verna’s Retail, or Le Chateaux proved their marketing and in­ anyone should be well on their in school,” Pupel explains. ness, you can say to those dis­ may have dwindled. Those ventory techniques by drawing way to success, right? Well, Furthermore, he says that believers, “Oh yeah! Well, we long, hard hours of play and up questionnaires and check­ yes, but Joe Pupel states, “You somethings which he had just did it.” study demand an equally chal­ lists. can have the most efficient pro­ studied, such as the economic Therefore, if you are thinking lenging and exciting summer. Pupel says that before he had duction process in the world order theory, are not applica­ of starting your own business, There must be a self fulfilling joined the company “I didn’t and if you can’t sell an item ble to his business. Pupel’s con­ but you are afraid of the risks, way to use what you have know if I had what it took to do you’re not going to make it.” cern is “making ends meet.” “Go for it,” says Pupel. “If you learned at Notre Dame which the job,” but, because he was He says it requires optimism, “You do what you have todo ever get the chance to be a part not only rakes in the money, tired of his old job as an assis­ determination and a person­ to get by.” of a business, do it. Even if you but also gives you experience. tant golf pro, he accepted the able personality at all times, Joe Pupel credits Notre have to take a cut in pay, it’s One option is starting a small offer of what he calls “an in­ especially when the going gets Dame for giving him the drive so much better than working at business. valuable experience.” Al­ tough. to achieve, and the ability to a meaningless job.” By Joe Pupel, a senior account­ though he is now earning less But what about the four years accept and resolve the chal­ working in a company you have ing major, did just that the money, Joe believes that he is of time and effort students lenges he faces in business. He taken a part in, Joe says, the summer after his junior year. sacrificing nothing. He is devote to their education. fervently believes that Notre satisfaction and achievement His brother and brother-in-law gaining hands-on education Doesn’t that help? Dame sports, more so than the you experience will be the had started Woodlawn Yard which will greatly help him in Joe Pupel maintains that his academics, have instilled in “best feeling.” Structures, a children’s playset the future. Notre Dame academic educa­ him the enthusiasm, “the Pupel’s final advice, “It construction company. Even “There is nothing more tion will help him achieve his guts,” and the optimistic atti­ really doesn’t matter what though he had no experience, educational . . . than having a goals of being a CPA and aquir- tude which he needs. He sites your GPA is. It really doesn’t Joe entered as a 20 percent hand in a small corporation,” ing a secure job. In the day-to- the North Carolina game this m atter what your major is. It’s shareholder and offered his says Pupel,“seeing how every­ day operations of a small busi­ year and the UCLA game in ’74, guts and enthusiasm and skills to help manage the com­ thing interrelates, how man­ ness, however, Pupel says that explaining that “Notre Dame maybe a little bit of morals that pany. agement works with market­ instincts and ambition are athletics gives someone so will win in the end in any busi­ Pupel explains that his job is ing . . .(and) how it really fits more important than educa­ many examples of how to win ness.” Top Five States In Arms dealer model businessman Predicted Employment No matter how liberal governments have been Bend, take your pick of these cities. All have the or will become, capitalism will still thrive in its highest growth rates and should be great places Growth (1982 2000 ugliest form. Sarkis Saghanalian of Britian is to live well into the next century. living proof. (IN THOUSANDS OF JOBS) According to Fortune Magazine, Saghanalian Los Angeles is quickly becoming the number arrived in the United States with only $46 in his one city. Some predict its population will surpass pocket after almost being killed during a shady New York. According to one knowledgable resi­ arms deal. Living a ruthless story of pure dent, the employers in Los Angeles are desperate capitalism, he has built his company into a for young talent to serve its professional business premier private seller of arms with $100 million sector, and will pay heavily for it. in profits per year. California Saghanalian will sell to anybody, including the New York is seeing a reversal in its dismal 5 0 4 2 black market. He has dealt with South Africa, growth trend, and the experts are now predicting Texas . that it will once again lead the country. If you are 3308 planning a career in advertising, the arts or Brian finance, New York is the place to be. 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Mike Sharperson The Cards, with Jack Clark sacrificed the runners along x hitting the first of his two solo and Tony Fernandez was inten­ tV v home runs, built a 3-0 lead after tionally walked, loading the >86# four innings. bases. But in the Cubs’ seventh, Iorg’s fly ball to right scored Leon Durham and Gary Mat­ Whitt, and Carlton was lifted thews, pinch hitting for winner after walking Lloyd Moseby, Rick Sutcliffe, 3-1, both singled. reloading the bases. Rich Yett Bill Dawley, 0-2, relieved St. got George Bell 'to hit a Louis starter Tim Conroy after grounder, but the ball went Bob Dernier walked to load the through third baseman Brook AP photo bases. Jacoby’s legs for an error that Dave Winfield of the New York Yankees takes Winfield and the Yankees won their ninth in a Dawley then walked Ryne allowed two runs to score. a seat after listening to some “chin music.” row against the Tigers Wednesday, 4-1. Sandberg to force home Dur­ Cleveland had loaded the ham before Worrell came on to bases with two outs in the Yankees 4, Tigers 1 career. relieve and gave up Dawson’s eighth, but failed to score when The loss went to Danny Jack­ Dodgers 5, Giants 3 son, 0-3. bases-loaded homer. Toronto reliever Mark Eich- NEW YORK - The New York Bo Jackson, who came into horn, 2-0, retired rookie Dave Yankees won their ninth con­ the game with 10 strikeouts in SAN FRANCISCO -Alex Gallagher on a grounder. Tom secutive game and equaled his previous 20 at-bats for the Athletics 7, Angels 6 Henke pitched the ninth for his Trevino’s pinch-hit double in their best start in 38 years Wed­ Royals, struck out twice in the ninth inning drove in two second save. nesday night, defeating the three at-bats. He doubled in the ANAHEIM, Calif. - Stan runs Wednesday night and Detroit Tigers 4-1 on two-run fifth inning. gave the Los Angeles Dodgers Javier hit his first major- Mets 8, Pirates 7 homers by Rickey Henderson league homer, a three-run shot, a 5-3 victory over the San Fran­ and Ron Kittle. cisco Giants. and Oakland held on for a 7-6 PITTSBURGH - Tim Teufel The triumph ended a 9-0 victory over the California An­ drove in New York’s first three Expos 7, Phillies 3 Mike Krukow, the Giants’ 20- homestand for the Yankees. game winner of last season, got gels Wednesday in a game runs, and Mookie Wilson and Bob Shirley, 1-0, combined marred by a collision between Kevin McReynolds homered MONTREAL -Tim Wallach’s himself into trouble with a two- with two relievers on a five- base throwing error to open the two Athletics outfielders. Wednesday night before the hitter. The left-hander, nor­ leadoff homer and Mitch ninth. He fielded a grounder to Center fielder Dwayne Mets held on to edge the Pit­ mally a long reliever, allowed Webster’s bases-loaded triple Murphy and right fielder Mike tsburgh Pirates 8-7. four hits in 51-3 innings, includ­ highlighted a six-run sixth in­ his left and threw wildly to first Davis crashed into each other The Mets led 7-1 before Pit­ ing Terry Harper’s fourth ning as the Montreal Expos trying to get pinch-hitter Len chasing a fifth-inning drive by tsburgh made a run for the inning homer. beat the Philadlephia Phillies Matuszek, who went to second Gary Pettis, which went for an lead, capped by home runs by Tim Stoddard allowed one hit 7-3 Wednesday. on the play. inside-the-park home run. Both Sid Bream and Barry Bonds. in 2 2-3 innings and Dave Rig Neal Heaton, 2-1, overcame players had to be helped off the hetti pitched the final inning for a shaky first inning to get the Padres 6, Reds 3 field, Davis on a stretcher and Ron Darling, 2-0, contributed his fifth save. win for Montreal, allowing four Murphy supported by team­ a run-scoring double and was The Yankees, 12-3 for the hits, striking out five and SAN DIEGO -Kevin Mitchell mates. credited with the victory after first time since 1949, won walking one in 7 2-3 innings drove in a career-high four Davis suffered a concussion allowing four runs and seven despite getting just three hits before being relieved by Andy runs with a double and a homer when his head hit Murphy’s hits over 6 2-3 innings. Gene off Frank Tanana, 2-1, and Eric McGaffigan. to lead the San Diego Padres right knee. Murphy’s knee was Walter, David Cone and Jesse King. Detroit lost its fourth The loser was Joe Cowley, 0- to a 6-3 victory over the Cincin­ being X-rayed. Orosco followed Darling, with straight game. 3. nati Reds Wednesday night. The Athletics charged to a 7-0 Orosco earning his fifth save. Mitchell knocked in a pair of lead against starter Mike Witt, Red Sox 1, Royals 0 runs with a third-inning double 2-2, before the Angels mounted Pirates starter Bob Patter­ Mariners 4, Twins 3 and hit a two-run homer in the a comeback against left­ son, 1-2, walked a career-high BOSTON - Bob Stanley sixth inning. 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OSU’s Scarlet course ' > > W . leaves golfers bloody By ORLANDO Connelly fired a 246 (78-80- RUBIANO 88), while Giorgio Sports Writer contributed with a 241 (82-78- 81). Senior captain Chris The Scarlet course of Ohio Bona was also unable to State turned bloody red for break 80 for any of the three the Irish golf team as they rounds, thus accounting for posted a disappointing finish a higher than normal 244 (80- at the Kepler Invitational 81-83) sum. over the Easter weekend. Despite the rough going, Head Coach Noel there was a bright spot O’Sullivan, whose squad was worth mentioning. Dick Con­ k looking forward to this nelly, who led the Irish with grand tournament, did not a 229 (83-74-72), shot the low expect the team to finish number of the day on the 20th out of 23 entrants. final round among 120 gol­ “We had an excellent atti­ fers. He finished seven tude coming to the Kepler. strokes behind Scott However, the Scarlet was Chipokas of Michigan for the not at all kind to us.” medalist honor. The club stroked a team By virtue of his strong per­ 1 total 957 for the three-round formance at the Kepler (76 A P p h o to event, and were well off average), Chipokas is eligi­ Mikko Makela of the New York Islanders scored the Philadelphia Flyers, 2-1. The best-of-seven defending champion and ble for the nomination of a goal with :03 on the clock Wednesday to beat series is tied 1-1. host Ohio State’s winning Academic All American number of 894. status. Big Ten power Illinois was “Richard’s academic a distant second with a 913, achievements as well as his Cubs irked at prison’s false plates and Kentucky took third golf play certainly is some­ with a 915. thing that can make a coach While acknowledging that feel proud of his players, Associated Press prison didn’t profit from the fringement,” Nickle told the 20th was disappointing, even when the team did not sale of “Cubs” plates. Post-Tribune. O’Sullivan added that the have a good outing,” said MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. - A The plates were made and difference between his team O’Sullivan. spokesman for the Indiana sold at least in 1985, although Vaughn Overstreet, a and 14th place Purdue was The golf team will now State Prison says the prison there are conflicting accounts spokesman for the state Cor­ just seven strokes. have a week off to prepare didn’t profit from manufactur­ on when and how many were rection Department, said Wed­ Part of the reason the Irish in defense of its Spartan In­ ing facsimile license plates made, the Post-Tribune said. nesday, “If we re found to be struggled may be attributed vitational championship stamped “Cubs” - a practice responsible, we’ll have to deal to something we can all which it captured last year the Chicago baseball team may Cubs spokesman Scott Nickle with that as it happens. It was relate to, inexperience. at Michigan State. file suit over, a newspaper re­ said if the prison is making inadvertent. It wasn’t an at­ Three of the five golfers O’Sullivan said that junior ported Wednesday. plates marked “Cubs,” it is in tempt to make any money off found themselves in the Norm Campbell has been Herbert Newkirk, superin­ violation of the team ’s the Cubs’ name. Kepler for the first time, and upgraded to the travelling tendent of industries at the copyright. Depending on the the Scarlet course is re­ squad that will go to this prison, told The Gary Post- amount made and sold, said “At the time these were garded as intimidating to year’s Spartan Invitational. Tribune that the practice of Nickle, the baseball team may made, (former commissioner) newcomers. “Norm has worked hard in producing such plates was an file suit for damages. Gordon Faulkner was trying to Pat Mohan, in particular, practice and his showing at opportunity for the prison to encourage prison industries to could not find his game and the Ball State Invitational a recoup its costs in making “That’s our corporate trade be more creative and innovate, failed to post a sub 80 in any few weeks ago convinced me license plates. He said the name and that’s a copyright in­ and to use up waste materials.” of the three rounds. Mohan that he deserves this shot a 252 (84-83-85) total for chance,” said O’Sullivan. Milone) have done well as of the outside to break the pres­ the 54-hole event. “He has all the deserving late, while the middies (John sure they put on you as far as Irish McNicholas, Tom Lanahan, you retreat.” The other two first-timers, qualities to make the trip, continued from page 20 Doug Giorgio and John Con­ and his monogram will also and Dave O’Neill) have con­ “They killed us in the first nelly, faired a bit better. be deservedly earned.” minutes. Nothing less will do.” tributed to offense more. few minutes last year,” said Ohio Wesleyan is reknown Olmstead has been a pleasent Milone, “ and we can’t let that for an aggressive zone defense suprise as a scoring threat happen. which shifts quickly and over­ along with McLachlan.” “Middies are the key to this powers its opponent. Notre “This is our most important game. They have five middies Dame will have to be patient game and we must play our just as good as O’Neill who are passing the ball to avoid mis­ best lacrosse,” said McNic­ all 6-3. If we stop fast breaks Can you takes to win, according to holas. “On offense, we must and move the ball by passing O’Leary. dominate all ground balls, be instead of running, we can take afford to gamble “We will have to create mentally prepared to be in po­ away their quickness.” things and force mistakes on sition, and attack because we “If can score three or four with the LSAi; GMAT, defense. Our seniors (Wally have nothing to lose. On goals first,” said Lanahan, “we Stack, Jim Fallon, and Dick defense, we need scoring from will play with them. We must get in control. We have lost a GRE.or MCAT? lot of tough games, but We see ourselves beating these teams Probably not. Great grades alone may because we don’t play tenta­ not be enough to impress the grad tively.” school of your choice. The tallest test will be Wes­ leyan, but the Irish cannot af­ Scores play a part. And that's how ford a let-down against Witten­ Stanley H. Kaplan can help. berg. “The first game will be The Kaplan course teaches test-taking very physical and demand­ techniques, reviews course subjects, and ing,” said McNicholas, “we will have to use more players increases the odds that you'll do the best Sunday.” you can do. “That’s going to be a tough So if you've been out of school for a assignment, especially consid­ while and need a refresher, or even if 20% Discount ering we will have played Wes­ you’re fresh out of college, do what over 1 leyan less than 24 hours ear­ sale items lier,” said O’Leary. million students have done. Take Kaplan. “Wittenberg had gotten Why take a chance with your career? N.D.- S.M.C.I progressively better in each of their six seasons. They’re a JEWELERS Students scrappy, aggressive team that SINCE 1917 could very well present us with FOX’-S problems.” (A £ KAPLAN The NCAA tournament bid A STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. for the West will go to Air 1717 E. SOUTH BEND AVE. Force, Michigan State, Ohio SOUTH BEND, IN 46637 State, or Notre Dame. MSU and PHONE 219/272-4135 University Park Mall and OSU are ahead for the Irish. If •CLASSES Notre Dame can defeat those •INDEPENDENT STUDY Concord & Pierre Moran] two teams, along with a win •NATIONWIDE TRANSFERS over Wesleyan, it could get the •TRANSFER DISCOUNTS! Malls — Elkhart bid over Air Force, whose record is bolstered by shoddy competition. The Observer Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 16 Men continued, from page 20 Eight not only came up with the big Party at Chlpa numbers, but the clutch plays When We Repeat 21 Tequila White Lightning as well, canning two free Petty et Chlpa When We Repeat Tequila White Lightning throws late in regulation and 422 BK9 6:15 422 STS 6:15 Mr. Coffey and the denying SOMFAW with back- Non-Dairy Creamer* to-back soaring rejections to Flying Dlnglaberrle* 12 13 keep the count at 22-22. “I felt good,” said Hicks, 424 BK10 5:00 424 BK9 5:00 ‘‘and the team put it together SOMFAW 22 Malendro* 22 425 ST1 5:00 pretty well. We haven’t put in Who a Next... Who Cars*? any special plays yet - we’re 4 Slamma Jemma 422 BK9 5:30 422 BK10 5:30 just doing what feels natural.” Who’* Next... Who Care*? Hicks and 4 Slamma Jamma 24 X 24 now must face Party At Chips CHAMPIONSHIP When We Repeat on Friday at 5 p.m. *26 ST1 3:00 21 Corporate Raider* New Order rallied from an Lm m ’i Stallion* 21 I 11-7 halftime deficit and used Leone1* Stallion* ** Corporate Relders some clutch shooting down the 422 STI 5:30 422 BK10 6:15 stretch to eliminate 4 Fags and Put It In a Zahmbie, 21-18. This contest the Hole, Chief 8 18 5 Really Cool Guy* featured two evenly-matched 425 ST1 6:00 f • teams that were considered po­ 424 BK9 6:00 424 BK10 6:00 tential cinderellas to knock off 4 Fage 11 Mlnahoonla* one of the top seeds. end e Zhemble 18 Ralph Ferrara spurred the Da1 Brothers New Order of Manhood New Order comeback with stel­ 422 STS 5:30 422 ST1 6:15 Da Brother* lar outside shooting, pouring in 21 of Manhood nine points. Ferrara scored the New Order 21 game’s final three points, in­ Observer Graphic / Laura Stanton and Pete Gegen cluding a long jumper to end Source: Bookstore Basketball XVI Comittee it. “Joe (Hills) has carried the Tequila White Lightning con­ but failed to stop Da Brothers “ We have started to come to­ “Nobody really knows us, but team this far and I was just tinued their run for the finals of Manhood, who advanced gether and play real well to­ I kind of like it that way,” said fortunate to hit when the oppor­ by spilling Mr. Coffey and the with a 21-11 win. Kim Adams gether in the last few games,” Buscher, who tallied four tunity came up today,” said Non-Dairy Creamers, 21-13. connected for five points while said Manhood’s Joel Williams. points in the win. “We just take Ferrara. Brian Koehr led Tequila with teammate Tim Brown pulled “I think playing these tight it one game at a time, trying Hills and Tim Crawford each six points, while Matt Dingens, down 10 rebounds to lead Man­ games will be to our advantage to be consistent. We were added four points in the New Lou Nanni and Sean Cullinan hood. in the upcoming games, be­ happy to make it to the final Order victory, while Dan Mic- added five points each. Da Brothers finally had a cause we’ve shown we can han­ 64, but now that we’re on a roll, helini and Paul Gruber both Who’s Next... Who Cares fairly easy path to victory in dle that situation.” we’ll take it as far as it will had five points for the losers. squeaked by Malandros, 24-22, Wednesday’s game, after Corporate Raiders, sporting go.” This sets up what should be to advance to a quarterfinal being pushed to the limit last what could be the best overall an tough quarterfinal matchup game with Tequila White week by Killer Bees in a 28-26 balance of any team remaining Friday’s final matchup will between New Order and Lightning. That game will be win, and again on Tuesday in in the tournament, burned 5 be Da Brothers of Manhood Leone’s Stallions on Friday at played Friday at 5 p.m. their 21-19 win over Verkler’s Really Cool Guys by the score against upset minded Corpor­ 6 p.m. Minahoonies had a fast start Construction. of 21-18. Each player on the ate Raiders at 6 p.m. Raiders had at least four points No games will be played in the victory, continuing to today. All four of Friday’s rely on balanced scoring and quarterfinal games will be NBA to add four expansion teams diligent defense. They haven’t played on the Bookstore courts, been that showy, but Raider while Saturday’s semi-finals Associated Press Orlando or Miami. In the weeks the original recommendation, John “Booger” Buscher loves and Sunday’s finals are slated since that recommendation, Bloch said, “If we were limited the team’s relative anonymity. for Stepan Court 1. NEW YORK -The NBA, which Stern said was based on to three expansion teams, we refusing to choose between the committee’s instructions didn’t feel that two of them what it considered two equal from the Board of Governors could be in the same state.” Clippers fire Chaney Florida applicants, accepted that three teams be invited, the Two expansion drafts, one in both Miami and Orlando into two Florida cities have ex­ 1988 for Charlotte and Miami Associated Press coach after Chaney’s contract the league Wednesday along changed barbs. and one in 1989 for Minneapolis expires on June 30. with Charlotte, N.C., and Min­ “Much has been written and Orlando, and college drafts LOS ANGELES -Don Chaney Chaney, who had a 52-133 neapolis. about the deficiences of those will be used to stock the four was fired Wednesday as coach record since replacing Jim Charlotte and Miami will be two cities, but in fact the prob­ new teams. of the Los Angeles Clippers fol­ Lynam on March 6, 1985, plans admitted for the 1988-89 season. lem for the board was choosing Each of the 23 existing teams lowing the club’s 12-70 record to remain with the organization Minneapolis and Orlando will between them,” Stern said. will protect eight players in this season, second worst in in a front office capacity. follow a year later, primarily “Because of the support dem­ each expansion draft and each NBA history. because their new arenas are onstrated in Miami and Or­ will lose one player. In the col­ Clippers General Manager Considered among the candi­ not as close to completion. lando, and the civic pride and lege drafts of 1988 and 1989, the Elgin Baylor made the an­ dates for the Clippers’ coach­ Each expansion franchise involvement by both govern­ new teams will choose eighth nouncement, noting that ing job are John MacLeod, will pay an entry fee of $32.5 ment and fans, we couldn’t do and ninth. Chaney would not be rehired as Hubie Brown and Gene Shue. million. anything but choose both.” The location of three of the “It just wouldn’t have been The commissioner said the four teams in the East compl­ fair to choose between two governors’ vote was unani­ icated the divisional align­ University Counseling Center equal Florida applicants,” mous, although only an 18-5 ments, so the governors is pleased to Sponsor Commissioner David Stern majority was required. adopted a rotating system that said after the announcement, “The dilemma between has little regard for geographic which followed a four-hour Miami and Orlando simply was location. meeting. “We decided that the that they are in the same only proper thing to do was state,” said Phoenix Suns The Charlotte team is tenta­ A n n M u lle r take both.” owner Richard Bloch, chair­ tively known as the Spirit, On April 2, the NBA s Expan­ man of the Expansion Commit­ while the other teams will be sion Committee recommended tee. the Minnesota Timberwolves, that Minneapolis and Charlotte Explaining why only Char­ the Orlando Magic and the PRESENTING be accepted along with either lotte and Minneapolis were in Miami Heat. 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I The Observer Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 17 Nordiques, The Sweet Sixteen Islanders We Weren't Cheerleedere Hooeler L»wyer?7? score wins In High School Associated Press

423 ANQ13 4:00 4 23 ANQ17 4:00 We'll Do Anything Who Needa High Wednesday night, in for a Quarter Heela Anyway? Montreal, Michel Goulet and Basil McRae scored 17 seconds 424 ST1 5:00 424 ST1 6:00 apart early in the third period Four Rooma to end a scoreless duel as the Make e Well Team No. 5 425 ST1 4:00 Quebec Nordiques held off a Montreal rally to beat the 423 ANG14 4:00 423 ANG13 5:00 Canadiens 2-1. That gives Double Decker Faat Break Five Quebec a 2-0 lead in that NHL Oreo Cookie > CHAMPIONSHIP playoff series. Wednesday night’s game was in marked contrast to the 426 ST1 1:00 5 Glrli In Search The Oyater Crew 4 of Large Condomlnlume opener of the best of-seven Adams Division final, which produced 12 goals. This one 8 1 I 423 ANQ14 5:00 belonged to the goaltenders Icemen, Silver, Maverick, Gooee Kulka, Fran, Ollle How About a Game of Hoope? and 2 Other Playere mario Gosselin of Quebec, and 425 ST1 3:00 especially Brian Hayward of the Canadiens, who was selec­ 424 ST2 5:00 424 ST2 6:00 ted to start over Patrick Roy. The Heela Quixotic Quint In Philadelphia, Mikko Makela’s power-play goal from 423 ANQ15 5:00 the right face-off circle with 423 ANQ18 4:00 three seconds left gave the New Still Having Fun Erin Go Braugh York Islanders a 2-1 victory over the Flyers and a 1-1 tie in Source: Bookstore Basketball XVI Com ittee Observer Graphic / Laura Stanton and Pete Gegen the series.

leaders in High School tossing and The Vicki Mouse Club nar­ We Just Want to Score beat the Bedrock Bombers, 21-9. Women Senioritis out of the tourna­ rowly beat Shaking the Groove The Best Ball Handlers This The Heels walked all over Book continued from page 20 ment, 7-1. Four Rooms Make a Thing, 9-8. Iceman, Slider, Side of 31, and finally, Under­ ’em Danno, 15-2, and Still Wall blasted the Ghetto Maverick, Goose, How About a paid SMU Sorority Girls beat Having Fun stopped the Under­ Hoosier Lawyer???, made Blasters, 21-6, while Double Game of Hoops? flew by Team It’s a Joke, 15-13 to join the rest paid SMU Sorority Girls, 15-3. up of a group of law students, Decker Oreo Cookie proved 65, 21-3, and the Bedrock of the final 32 teams. Who Needs High Heels, beat We Just Want to Score Katie and Four Cute Girls Who Bombers bombed (of course) To earn a spot among the Anyway clobbered Vanity 5,21- Once 21-5 yesterday. Tull sees Can’t Play Basketball right, the Five Mistresses of Captain Sweet Sixteen, We Weren’t 5, while Team 5 beat the Vicki Lawyer??? as a tough team to winning 21-2. Hickey: Not Just Banbel, 21-8. Team 73 forfeited Cheerleaders in High School Mouse Club in a close contest, beat. a Blemish Anymore beat We to The Heels, and Book ’em defeated Larry Bird and 15-12. “They are an outstanding are Pink Therefore We are Danno beat Four Ex- What’s in Her Nest, 15-0 yester­ team ,” Tull said. “They play Spam, 21-9, and Physics is Cheerleaders and a Nerd. Still day on the Stepan Courts. Four Women’s Bookstore action really well together.” Phinally Phun lost to The Having Fun still did, kicking Rooms Make a Wall won by for­ continues tomorrow and A wrap-up of second round Oyster Crew, 15-5. We Can’t Shoot But We Sure feit, and the Oyster Crew beat through the weekend, with the action from late last week More Bad Than Good beat Can Score out of competition, More Bad Than Good 15-3. championship game to be shows We Weren’t Cheer­ Sher Shone Machen last week, 15-5. Iceman and friends defeated played Sunday.

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Sponsored by The Observer Thursday, April 23, 1987 - page 18 Warth posts career best in meet By PETE GEGEN time of 3:49.6. This time is Woodson and Gerald Bell in Assistant Sports Editor equivalent to a mile clocking of both races. 4:06, which would be the best Brian Driscoll and John Eus­ Members of the Irish track for O’Connor. terman finished two-three for squad may be doing their best Yan Searcy chopped a Notre Dame in the ever, but thanks to the opposi­ second off his best time in the javelin.Driscoll was edged by tion, the results aren’t showing 400-meter run, placing sixth John Hanger of Rose-Hulman up in the team scores. with a time of 48.5. for first by just eight cen­ Four Irish runners recorded These placings showed in the timeters. personal bests over the team scoring column, as In­ weekend at the Indiana Inter­ diana won the meet with 161 Another Irish back-to-back collegiate championships, but points, followed by Purdue with finish occured in the 3000-meter none of them placed first in 141, Indiana State with 102.5 steeplechase, as Rick Mulvey their events. and the Irish with 85. And Ball and Tom O’Rourke finished “The meet was just in­ State, which according to fourth and fifth, respectively. credible,” said Head Coach Joe Piane ran its best meet in eight Piane. “David Warth and Tom years, finished right behind Dan Garrett ran a strong Mick, for example, both broke Notre Dame with 70 points. race in the 5000-meter run, the meet records in the half The Irish did manage to win placing third with a time of (800-meter run) and the ham­ two events. Ron Markezich 14:37.5, and Glen Watson mer throw, but they finished took the 10,000-meter run with finished fourth in the 110-meter fifth and fourth a time of 31:04.8, and the 1600- hurdles with a time of 14.4. (respectively).” meter relay team of Robert Warth recorded a time of Nobles, David Warth, Yan The Irish left Wednesday 1:50.2 in the 800, finishing be­ Searcy and Tim Brown won evening for Des Moines, Iowa hind four runners from In­ with a time of 3:11.0. for the prestigious Drake diana, and Mick recorded a Nobles finished behind Relays. The races will take toss of 50.18 meters, which was Warth in the 800 with a time of place Friday and Saturday. just one meter short of the win­ 1:51.1, and Brown added third- Irish sprinter Tim Brown has ning toss. place finishes in both the 100 remained on campus to play in Mike O’Connor finished‘sixth and 200-meter dashes. Brown the Blue-Gold game on Satur­ in the 1500-meter run with a was edged by Purdue’s Rod day.

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The Sweet 16 looked more like the As Women’s Bookstore Basketball Soggy 16 on Wednesday, as eight team s action continues, Double Decker Oreo survived scrappy foes and constant Cookie looks to have a great chance of rains to reach Friday’s quarterfinals. As the field narrows, the plot thickens repeating as champions. Breezing in anticipation of the crowning of the through the tournament by giving up 1987 Bookstore Basketball champion. only two points per game, Cookie, led Last year’s finalists, Party at Chips by Lavetta Willis, made it to the Sweet When We Repeat (then Lee’s BBQ Sixteen yesterday by easily defeating Roundhouse) and Leone’s Stallions, Hickey: Not Just a Blemish Anymore, both had little trouble advancing to the 21- 2 .' next round. We re working really hard,” said a Party at Chips grounded the Flying Cookie spokeswoman. ‘‘We want to Dingleberries, 21-12, behind a 21-of-38 keep playing well and get back to the team shooting performance. Point championship game.” guard Bubba Cunningham and Steve Another strong performance was Beuerlein led the defending champions a turned in yesterday by We’ll Do Anyth­ with five points each. Each Party at ing for a Quarter, who defeated We Chips player chipped in three or more Should Have Won, 21-14, in a vicious points in a characteristic team effort. catfight on Stepan 3. The outside shoot­ Leone’s Stallions 21-8 win was the ing of Anne Reilly gave We Should Have largest margin of victory of the day. Won a chance, but the inside play of Bill Sullivan poured in nine points for We’ll Do Anything was too much. With the victors, while teammate Mike O’Grady pulled down 11 rebounds. the score 11-6 at the half, spectators The other six remaining teams will began suggesting w ar tactics and lethal all have a shot at knocking off the weapons to the competitors, who were defending champion and runner-up en definitely displaying the killer instinct. route to Sunday’s final. Friday’s games On the Angela Courts at Saint M ary’s, will feature some excellent matchups Still Having Fun soundly defeated the and exciting play, given the quality of Underpaid SMU Sorority Girls, 15-3, the final eight teams. thanks in part to the play of Mary Scott Hicks asserted himself with 11 Borkowski. She’s a great all-around player and points and 16 rebounds to lead 4 really a good sport, ” said Bookstore Slamma Jam m a over SOMFAW, 24-22. Commissioner Barbara Tull. “She Teammate Chris Perozek chipped in The Observer/Mike Moran makes wicked passes, but always plays five points and seven rebounds. Hicks Mark Trautmann of Malandros finds his stuff attempt a bit off the mark with a smile on her face.” in Bookstore action. Malandros fell to Who’s Next...Who Cares? Wednesday, see MEN, page 16 24-22. see WOMEN, page 17 Irish baseball team struggling as season comes to close

By KEVIN McCORMACK victories, two over St. Joseph’s beaten ourselves with mistakes teen hits as Dan Peltier, Mike “We’ve still got about four­ Sports Writer and a 10-1 thrashing at the dis­ all year long. Consistency is the Moshier, Scott Rogers, Tim teen or fifteen games left, so pense of the Bethel Pilots, all ingredient needed to win and it Hutson, and Chris Flynn each the season is still long from Currently holding a “disap­ at Jake Kline, the Irish now hasn’t been there for us.” came up with two. over, and we have a lot to gain pointing” 12-20 record two- have something to build upon Recently, Gallo has noticed for next season, considering thirds into the 1987 season, the what so far has been a trying substantial improvement in the The Western Michigan game we’re only losing three players Notre Dame baseball team season. hitting department, an area has been rescheduled for Mon­ of this year’s ball club,” said might have received a blessing “Like I’ve said before, if you which has plagued the Irish all day, but the twin bill has been Gallo. in disguise with yesterday’s would have told me that we season. sctratched in favor of just one “The competition has been rainout at Jake Kline Field that would be 12-20 at this point in contest. It might be helpful for tough, which makes things had Western Michigan sched­ the season, I would say that you “Our hitting has become the Irish hurlers, who will have frustrating for us. I don’t have uled for an afternoon were crazy, particularly after more timely and we’ve been a long haul with games sched­ any excuses, though. The fact doubleheader. The Irish just we won six of our first ten getting help from those players uled against Butler, St. Louis stares you right in the face. might need the rest in prepa­ games in the Texas trip,” said that haven’t been as consistent (three), and Purdue, along We re just going to have to play ration for a six-game swing in Head Coach Larry Gallo. all year long,” said Gallo. with Western Michigan coming good enough to win for the rest the next six days. “What has made the season Against Bethel, the Irish up within the next couple of of the season. We just haven’t Coming off three consecutive so difficult is that we have racked up an impressive six­ days. done that this year.” Tourney bid at stake for lacrosse team By MIKE SZYMANSKI an impressive 7-1 rally to close Sports Writer to 11-8 at one point. John McLachlan (team leader in The Notre Dame lacrosse points with 31) and John team will reach an important Olmstead (27 points) keyed the crossroads this weekend as it comeback with two goals each. faces Ohio Wesleyan at 12:30 “It was a combination of p.m. Saturday and Wittenburg their letdown and our aggres­ * ' on Sunday at Alumni Field. siveness that made the rally,” Notre Dame coach Rich said O’Leary. “We learned a O’Leary and his players know lot there, but you could an­ that a successful weekend ticipate their final three goals could lead to an NCAA bid. after we had outplayed them so “This is a crucial point in the intensely for as long as we did. season,” said O’Leary. “We “I think Ohio Wesleyan is far have never beaten Wesleyan and away the best team in the (ranked second in Division III Midwest. Not only do they win, ' and first overall in the Mid­ but they win convincingly. west) and a win could do a lot They’ve already beaten for lacrosse at Notre Dame. Hobart, who is the perennial . . 4 . - - “We could use this contest as Division III national champ, so a springboard to our final three they obviously have great tal­ conference games.” ent. ■ The Irish, now at 4-3, “If we re going to have any revealed their potential in last chance to win, we’ve got to play The Observer/Robert Jones weekend’s loss to Denison as near perfect lacrosse for 60 The lacrosse team is hoping for an NCAA tourn- will face a tough Ohio Wesleyan squad on Sat- they fell behind 10-1 in the ament bid after this weekend’s action. The team urday. second period but put together see IRISH, page 15