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Vol. 73/No. 17 14 pages January 26,1995 Student publication of Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Ky. 40475 ©The Eastern Progress Eastern top of state remedial programs large number of students in remedi- be part of the factor, said Culross. in high school, such as Lisa ■ School handles al math," said Dean of "By the time they take their Slillwell, a freshman travel and one-third of state Undergraduate Studies Jack ACT, they don't perform very tourism major from St. Anthony, REMEDIALLY YOURS Cutross. well," he said. Ind. In taking the 095 basic devel- remedial students The accountability report pub- Eastern students taking the opmental math course, though, she lished by the CHE said there are developmental courses often found said she didn't feel the tests reflect- EASTERN HAS 35 PERCENT By Chad Williamson 6,418 students state-wide in devel- their high school education lacking ed what the teacher was trying to Managing editor opmental math courses, with 2,266 when they moved on to college. get across in class. ,, OF ALL THE REMEDIAL of the students attending Eastern, Jason Cosco, a sophomore pre- University president Hanly MATH STUDENTS Eastern leads other Kentucky according to James Clark, director occupational therapy major from Funderburk, a strong supporter of IN THE STATE. universities in having one of every of university budget and planning. Fairmont, W.Va., said he took the the university's open admissions three remedial math students in the Clark said the problem with 090 Pre-algebra and 095 Algebra policy, said he wants to see a push THERE ARE state, according to university offi- looking at those figures was trying classes because of a low ACT score forward toward stronger pre-college 6,418 REMEDIAL cials. to decide how to define "remedial." in math and noticed the difference education goals in the high schools. MATH STUDENTS This comes on the tail of a report. "Each of those institutions have a between what he learned in high "None of (the universities) are IN STATE INSTITU- school and then in college. happy about being involved in by the Council on Higher Education different definition of what a reme- TIONS, AND 2,266 dial student is," he said. "There is "Once I got here, everything remedial work, but I hope (KERA) which reported one-third of fresh- ATTEND EASTERN. men at the state's four-year public no common definition." teachers tried to teach in high school will make it better," he said, refer- universities are required to take a Students taking math courses too I understood a lot better," he said. ring to the Kentucky Education remedial math course. early into their high school careers, In other cases, students may KM Reform Act Sourc»:CHE "Eastern has a disproportionally then waiting to lake their ACTs may have taken pre-college curriculum Progress/TERRY STEVENS SEE REMEDIAL PAGE A6 Second set Changes pending of bombs for residence halls found By Caroline Bandy ers, sandwich makers, toaster ovens News writer and deep fryers. downtown One of the main concerns is the: As ihe semester springs into full possibility of adding call-waiting to bloom, the Residence Hall residential phone-lines. This option By Selena Woody Association has one word in mind could result in a nominal twenty Editor — change. dollar rale increase in housing fees. Before the end of the fall semes- Suggestions for automatic call-back Less than a week after two and 3-way calling will also be taken homemade bombs were found and ter, RHA and Hall Council repre- sentatives were surveyed on the into consideration. destroyed on campus, two others Morton said passing these were detonated in downtown issues considered most important in the residential areas. Those issues motions would be a move in the Richmond. concentrated on optional conve- right direction for RHA regulations. According.to the police report, at niences such as call-waiting and the "It (passing the motions) will 9:31 p.m. Sunday, Richmond police possibility of allowing aquatic pets help RHA utilize the many responded to a call which said two in dorms. resources this campus has to offer," suspicious containers were seen on Director of Residential he said. the sidewalk in the North Street Education, Robby Morton, reports RHA has no joint movements area. that these ideas and suggestions are with student senate right now, but Two homemade bombs were still pending. Morton believes relations will soon found at the site, and the Richmond "We're in the process of filing a change. Fire Department was contacted. The report and planning on presenting "We're trying to build a better two departments sealed the area and them realty soon," Morton said. relationship with them (student sen- monitored the situation until Other motions would include ate) and to open up discussions," Investigator Ricky Dye of the altering regulations to allow 24-hour Morton said. Kentucky State Police Hazardous open house on Fridays and Discussion of the agenda on Devices Unit arrived. Saturdays and permitting other change will transpire at the next Dye said the bombs were 2-liter appliances to be used, such as toast- association meeting. homemade bombs, similar in con- struction to those found on Eastern's campus Jan. 16. The bombs contained aluminum foil and an unidentified chemical catalyst. Dye said he decided to destroy Former student set the bombs by shooting them around 12:20 a.m. in order to relieve the pressure that could be building for March trial date inside them due to a reaction between the aluminum foil and the for student unidentified liquid. By Selena Woody Editor affairs. "People need to be aware that During these bombs are very dangerous," the Jan. 19 pre- Dye said. "The people who are A trial date has been set in the case of a former student accused of liminary hear- making these should know there's ing, Peebles' no built-in safety, and something assaulting a university vice-presi- dent attorney, public could go wrong." defender Lynda Dye said an explosion of any Edward Peebles. 54. will appear in Madison Circuit Court March 21 Campbell, homemade bomb is potentially dan- feeble a asked Judge gerous and harmful to all those to answer the charges of fourth Prograas/STACY BATTLES degree assault and criminal mischief Julia Adams to around. FANCY MOVES — Gullluame Femenlas, 18, an exchange student from F ance, skateboards which stem from the alleged attack give the defense enough time to No! evacuations had to be made hallway of the Begley Building. Femenlas attends Madison Central and the university. on Thomas D. Myers, vice-president SEE BOMB PAGE A6 SEE PEEBLES PAGE A6 Enrollment falls along with state trend INSIDE » Ntw k* HOOKS* team to WEATHER: Accountability Report for 1994, searching campus for tough THURSDAY High 40, By Janna Gillaspie said despite the recent drops, enroll- guys and gale to hit the tee. Assistant news editor Low 25, cloudy ment is "leveling off." Sea Page AS. FMDAY High 45, A Council on Higher Education The leveling-off effect, accord- Low 33, rainy ing to the report, is due partly to the study of enrollment in public and Eastern Statewide ACCENT B1 SATURDAY High 43, Enrollment Enrollment slower growth of the University of ACTfVTTIM » B5 Low 35, rain and independent institutions released Kentucky Community College last month shows enrollment has AD INDEX -A11 snow Fall 1993 16,391 m^m 182,001 MM System, which enrolls one-third of decreased 2.5 percent since 1993. Ams/E»mjmAWMriNT B3 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Fall 1994 16,060 ^B^ 177,400 -"t^^ stale higher education students. The study reports on enrollment Eastern reported to the council it CtAsasHEOS. AA Today the Florida Citrus by race, gender, level of instruction, Sourc* CHE Prograss/TERRY STEVENS had • total of 16,060 students Peon*- B4 Festival Is celebrating 100 age and program. PEOPLE Pou A3 enrolled in the fall of 1994. years of citrus growing. The council reported a decrease Undergraduates at the university PERSPECTIVE A2&3 in the 1994 total enrollment in all for last year was 177,400. Eastern's first-time freshmen made up 14,153 of that total enroll- POUCE BEAT A4 ASS PATT RM institutions except Bible colleges Kentucky's public universities percentage followed the state-wide enrolled 22,440 first-time fresh- precedent, dropping 3.2 percent ment figure. PKMEW B2 and seminaries. Over 4,000 of those were non- The total enrollment of all men, a 4.2 percent decrease from from 1993 to 1994. SPOUTS B68.7 Kentucky higher learning institutes 1993. The council, in its Annual traditional students.

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'MlQlME, Opening closed doors Handicapped changes must continue

Opening doors and climbing stairs able progress in what has been done and all seem like the smallest of tasks what needs to be done. — unless you're in a wheelchair. Westerdale, however, said the changes Over 120 handicapped that have been made have been a long time students on Eastern's in coming, but the university still has a campus have had a long way to go to make its handicapped hard time doing what students feel comfortable. many others daily The progress made by the committee overlook. and the concern shown by the administra- From getting to tion for handicapped students is a step in class, to being com- the right direction. But this is the begin- fortable in their dorm ning, and the process must continue if this rooms, to talking on the university is to attract disabled people phone, many disabled students have dis- aspiring to higher education. covered that Eastern is not very accessible The process and the problem must not be or properly equipped to serve them. delayed or ignored. However, recent efforts by the school In turn, handicapped students must push administration to bring the university in the administration and gather support to line with the American Disabilities Act, fulfill their needs. Sometimes, those who which governs building accessibility and do not have to personally deal with disabil-' handicapped services, have begun to ease ities daily do not consider the troubles handicapped students' concerns. opening a door may cause, Cuts have been made in curbs across for example. campus, ramps have been built and auto- m After all, the basic needs matic doors have been installed in build- T of the non-disabled stu- ings to allow more access for handicapped ^/s*. dents, faculty, staff and By Terry Stevens students. J A administrators on this A university committee created last ^sr ?4. J campus are fulfilled. semester reported recently to the ADA on ^^■•^ With awareness and con- the state of Eastern's accessibility. One tinued attention, Eastern Public feeds on notoriety of O.J. member of the committee, Matthew may become a renowned Westerdale, who is also a handicapped stu- campus for students — even those with Somewhere in Los Angeles, you Susan Smith sits in her cell dent, said the committee made consider- disabilities. can probably hear the fat man in the awaiting her trial. striped carnival suit calling out to The county was afraid they the crowd. would not be able to afford the cost "Come one, come all, to the of the trial, so concerned citizens Flip-flop no more greatest show on earth! Full of have begun to send in their dona- freaks and frights, spectacles and tions to ensure her trial and her exe- spectacular sights, a world of won- cution. ders and weirdness and your deep- And, as she is tried and we watch Proposal by faculty may end MWF/TRF est, darkest desires! Don't be with hunger and anger through the ashamed to gawk at it all. Ignore the We can see Shapiro strut around proceedings and the appeals and all human suffering and pity, and the courtroom in his shiny suits and the beauties of the American legal Stop the insanity! That may be the An argument against the change put instead feed on it for your joy. After perfect hair while Judge Ito watches system, a mother will murder her cry issued by students and faculty forth during the proposal process is it all, it is only the O J. Simpson mur- the proceeding like a wise mystic young baby as the child dreams der trial!" from the bench. infant dreams and a teenager will be alike as a faculty senate committee would encourage skipping by students of After a build-up the Second Nothing will be able to beat it for killed in the inner city for wearing studies the possibility of eliminating the Friday classes. If anything, it will discour- Coming itself may not get, the entertainment value as housewives the wrong colors or the right pair of university's MWF-TRF system. age skipping by forcing students to be in media circus known as the Simpson and college students watch the pro- sneakers, but we won't care because their classes every Friday, rather than giv- trial is finally upon us, filled with its ceedings, those bothered by cum- it's not CNN or the cover of People The system, which rotates Friday classes 15-minute celebrities and "tell-all" bersome chores such as work, set magazine. on a week-by-week basis, ing students the excuse of books and mysterious envelopes and their VCRs to record the trial and Instead, we'll eat up the celebrity has been the basis of confu- Proposals partying hard on Thursday 40 mile-per-hour chases down everyone sits around the office the of death because we all love the because they don't have a California highways. next day talking about it. notoriety and hale the admission of sion and frustration for years ■ Longer TR classes Friday class the next day. We can now look forward to It will be something to watch this love. as students have struggled to reliving the last six months of our reporters from the National We may curse the Simpson trial understand and explain the Another proposal is plac- ■ Place rotating classes lives as everyone in the state takes Enquirer, the New York Times, and try to ignore it, but we will read system. ing the rotating day on the witness stand with some tale of USA Today and the Star clump the reports in tomorrow's paper and The committee will look on Wednesday Wednesday. Simpson's brutality to Nicole, or a together, comparing notes and lis- try to sneak a peek during our lunch torrid allegation of Nicole's drug tening for the bloodiest pieces of hour because it's not really real, it's for faculty and student input While this would also abuse. testimony and trying to decide on TV and in the papers. on how the system might be Work limit the possibilities of We'll hear from Kato and where to go for lunch. What's there isn't real since it changed. ■ The Faculty Senate is skipping by placing the Cowlings and two generations of Meanwhile, somewhere in doesn't affect us, and it'll never Now the ball is in our rotating day in the middle of the Brown family and get another America another child will die from affect us until maybe the nice man forming a committee to opportunity to relish every dark abuse, another wife will be beaten. down the street decides to kill his court, as a community, to research the proposals. the week, it would add detail of suffering, abuse, anger and During the First hour of the trial, wife and children, and then we have step forward and tell the No decision will be ren- undue confusion by putting anguish. 225 women will be the victims of to ask the most important question committee what we want. dered in the near future. the flip-flop day in the mid- We can expect to see Simpson's abuse, one every 16 seconds. of all: The plan proposed in fac- movie-handsome face on CNN Chances are none of them will Do you think "Hard Copy" will dle of the week. every afternoon. ever appear on CNN. pay for my story? ulty senate would call for a Students and teachers new MWF-TR week, holding TR classes alike would be caught in midstream of longer on their days. This system would their learning and teaching, respectively, eliminate the confusing flip-flop rotation and therefore just making things harder for of Fridays and put us on an even keel with everyone involved. \j\LjiZ{li\Oyii:J other universities in the state, simplifying But regardless of the outcome of the scheduling for students and making things study, it is up to us to stand up and say A story in the Jan. 16 issue of The Eastern Progress merit pay or planning priorities, easier for incoming freshmen and transfers something about this change while we can incorrectly reported a faculty senate decision. to understand. still affect the outcome. The faculty senate did not pass a decision concerning The Progress corrects all significant errors.

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Free money can create big bills gZttiihS-V'J. Money is a nice thing to have Once in this position, students Compiled by Jason Owens and for most people, a very easy Selena may count on parents to pay the bill, thing to waste. For the average col- or they may simply ignore the bills Question: What is your response to a lege student, money is even nicer to Woody and harassing phone calls that come • » v have and easier to waste. from the collection agency. Some faculty senate proposal to do away with One of the money problems that mechanically pay the minimum bal- has developed in the nation's col- Mind Meld ance every month with the good the university's flip-flop schedule? leges, including Eastern, is credit feeling that they <- -. eradicating card misuse. Many credit card com- their debt panies try to create a larger clientele In actuality, fees and charges eat for themselves by targeting unsus- pay your credit card debt, the more up most of the minimum balance, pecting freshmen wed by the you pay. No one points that out and little comes off the bill for your "Ia think once the power of "the raid." After all, col- when you apply for a card. free money. lege is an investment in the future. A fall article in the Louisville You could still be paying for this system is effective, However, many college students Courier-Journal said more than half after you graduate and leave the fun, why change It?" have just emerged from Mom and of the nation's 9 million full-time free times of college behind. Michael Bo ley, 21, Dad's financial protection and still college students have some type of While many credit card compa- environmental health rely heavily on their parents to make credit card. I myself have an AT&T nies have started to target student science, Paintsville it through school. Many lack the card, a Discover card and a Visa card holders with more responsibili- financial savvy it takes to live on a card. Many of the people I know ty and understanding in an effort to college budget, which basically also have at least that many. get their money. Eastern has simply means controlling spending. The problem is that students are quit allowing the companies to per- The money Dad gave you for gas professionals in studying, not in sonally place fliers in buildings on goes for a new CD or a ticket to that good, medium to high paying full- campus. However, it can't slop the movie you've already seen five time jobs for the most part Mom mail bombardment of fliers. limes. Next week, you'll be collect- and Dad and the government sup- Students who are in this situation ing change from the floor and every port their education. or who may be thinking about get- pair of pants you own to buy The Courier-Journal article said ting a card should take a very enough gas to go home and get reporters, posing as college stu- close look at their needs and spend- more money from Mom and Dad. dents, were told by a credit card ing habits. It's a vicious circle. company to add all their bills, Once a gigantic debt is formed "They've lost their To these students, the Visa regardless of who paid them, and against your name, it is there until brochure lying on the table in the any money they actually made by you pay for it somehow. You can minds." lobby of the dorm is irresistible. It's working and cite that as their act responsibly with your card or Dave Cobb, 20, free money; you can spend it and income. Others were told to list not get one in the first place — corrections, Corbin pay it back later — no problem. incomes of relatives. either way it's all up to you. Problem. Both groups easily received It would be a terrible thing to The Visas, MasterCards, healthy limits. graduate and not be able to finance Discovers and various other cards However, before they know it, a new car, a home or even a wed- we coveted our parents for are not student card holders can be so far in ding ring because you just couldn't free. You have to pay that money debt, not even the world's best resist that $800 worth of clothes and back, and you have to pay fees on financial advisers and planners CDs you bought during your fresh- that money. The longer you take to could get them out man year in college. Ticket pick leads Hollywood's hand

It always happens. with a feeling of regret for having "I don't agree with it. "It would make "It makes no Every time I'm in the cinema, Rhonda spent my money on a ticket. People have to do things difficult for difference to me, usually when I'm waiting my turn to There are so many great movies things after school— commuters. " plunk down three bucks for card- Fowler on video now. For a change of pace, because I'm board popcorn, it happens. I suggest calling a few friends, pop- Jobs, etc." Angela Hunt, 22, health graduating." From across the lobby I hear, ping some corn and settling back for Rob Wicklitie, 20, information management, Marcus Hamilton, 22, "Aww, man! I've gotta see this a film party. engineering, Louisville Pikeville broadcasting, Lexington movie! The video game it's made Some great picks are: from is killer." "Candyman," "Evil Dead," the In line behind me, I hear some director's cut of "Terminator 2," giggly girls raving about a coming If we continue to put down our "The Wizard of Oz," "Citizen •VM**' to ***>' attraction. One pony-tailed girl money, from one to six dollars per Kane," "Army of Darkness," declares she will marry the star. ticket, for the silliest attempts at "Jaws," and the "Star Wars OK, I saw that coming. But then movies, then the industry will con- Trilogy." I hear one of the girls say, "Well, tinue cranking out these kinds of But, if you feel you must see a what's the movie about?" movies. movie in the theater, beware. Don't KAPPA DELTA TAU This young girl's questioning of Now, don't misunderstand me. I be overcome by movie posters, big the movie was encouraging. But I love a good comedy. But stars or free buttons promoting had no sooner raised an eyebrow Hollywood just isn't making movies movies. before one of the girls said, "Who like "Monty Python's The Meaning Do be on the lookout for writers Spring Rush 1995 cares what it's about? Brad Pitt's in of Life" anymore. What I'm saying and directors. If you liked a movie ill" is I'd hate for a movie like "Pulp written by Quentin Tarantino and My heart sank. Fiction" to be passed-up for produc- directed by Oliver Stone, then Scenes such as these are very tion of a movie like "HouseguesL" chances are, you'll like other common in the cinemas. And while We have to realize we do make Tarantino/Stone flicks. we can't condemn these youngsters an impact. Watch for critiques of Be an informed movie-goer, and January 31 Herndon Lounge, Powell Dress for succumbing to massive advertis- movies instead of reviews, which remember your ticket will decide ing strategies, we can question our simply highlight, regardless of qual- which kinds of movies will be pro- February 2 McGregor Hall Lobby Casual own motivations. ity. duced and which won't. We are adults now, and must Don't rely on box office count- take responsibility for our actions. downs to find a good movie. Fowler is a freshman English February 7 McGregor Hall Lobby Casual This includes the choices we make "Jurassic Park" was a huge box major from Harrodsburg and is as consumers. office success. However, I was Icft^ copy editor for the Progress. February 9 Herndon Lounge, Powell Dress

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The PALS meeting Jan. 26 has been changed to 5 after gun Is discharged p.m. in the Kennemer room of the Powell Building. A Danville man was injured in EARN CASH stuffing envelopes INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYMENT downtown Richmond last Thursday at home. All materials provided. M.kr up to tt.(n>-S4.000- per month reaching night when a gun was discharged in the car he was dri- Send SASE to Central Distributors KIM* c on ver**t tonal English abroad Japan. Taiwan, and S Korea Many employer* Board of Regents accepts student ving, according to Sgt. Willard Reardon of the P.O. Box 10075, Olathe, KS 66051. provide room * board • other benefits. No health director's resignation Richmond Police Department. teaching background or Atian languages Ronald D. Daugherty, 20, was shot in the back on ARBY'S now hiring for Bypass required' Kir more information call Eastern's Board of Regents held its winter quarterly and Mall Locations! All shifts and (206) 632-1146 e.t. JS534I meeting last Saturday as members accepted the resigna- Water Street when the passenger in his car, Kurt Leon positions available. Please apply in tion of Wendy Gilchrist, former director of Student Dawson, 20, also of Danville, allegedly discharged a 9 person at either location. CRUISE JOBS mm semi-automatic pistol. Health Services. Students Needed! Kasual Tees The resignation was effective as of Dec. 31, 1994 According to Reardon, surgery was performed on Rappelling and Rock Climbing .High fcarn up to $2,000+/mo. working for and no replacements are being considered. Daugherty's back and he was released from Pattie A. and Low Ropes Courses. Mountain Cruifff Ship! or Land-Tour companies. •GREEK NOVELTIES* Biking WE HAVE THE INTERN- World Travel. Summer and Full-Time Clay hospital on Monday. Dawson was taken to the • SCREEN PRINTING* The next quarterly meeting will be held April 29. SHIP FOR YOU! At YMCA Camp employment available. No experience Madison County Detention Center where he is being Kern. See us at Camp Placement iH"*«-*sarv For more information call : • l-MHROIDRRY • held on a $5,000 bond. (206) 634-0468 cxt. C55341 Agriculture scholarship honors Day*, February 9,1995, in the Keen •Bsx * COPIES* Johnson Building or call 513-932- Eastern professor 3756. Please ask for Jim Sexstone 242 SOI III M ■ ■ M> STHEt-T. HICHMONI) A retired Eastern faculty member has had a scholar- or Dave Trowbridge. WIN A FREE EKU SWEAT SHIRT! INF.XT TO APPOLLO'S IT/V^i ship fund established in his name. « Legendary mother 606-<>24-2724 Nancy G. Miller and the late J. Lester Miller of dies at Kennedy FOR SALE. Richmond established the Glenn W. Hayes Endowed NMION home Boas, Pythons, Uzards, Tarantu- Agriculture Scholarship which honors Hayes, who las at Jungle Pete In Nlcholasvllle. retired last year after 28 years as a member of Eastern's Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, Kentucky's only all-reptile agriculture faculty. 104, died Sunday at the Kennedy superstore. Closed Sundays. 606- family home in Cape Cod, Mass. Scholarships will be awarded to a junior and senior 887-6029. Just answer the following question each year majoring in agriculture at Eastern who has of complications from pneumonia. correctly and be the first to come Good for one free workout demonstrated excellent leadership, positive interperson- Rose Kennedy was the wife of a former ambassador, MISCELLANEOUS 629 Eastern Bypass al skills and strong character. Joseph Kennedy, and the mother of John Fitzgerald, the down to First Gear on the corner of 624-0100 35th President of the U.S., Robert, an attorney general Typing work-any amount. Computer The 1996-97 academic year will be the first year the laser quality printer. Call 624-3554. 1st and Main: scholarship is awarded. and senator, and Edward, a senator since 1963. How many of the first 17 Super Get more out of WORDPERFECT! Bowls pitted two teams making CHURCH DIRECTORY Learn how to Use MACRO'S $10/hr. their first appearance? Episcopal Church of our Saviour individual, $5/hr. group. Call 625- Fr. Phillip Haug, Vicar. 623-1226 POLICE BEAT 0464. Lai weeks answer Danlssel Winner lora Snder 2323 Lexington Road (.8 mi NW of Compiled by Janna Gillaspie I-75) Skin/Hair Beauthylng Recipe (Indnduals efcgMe one wn pet semesler, plain) Sun. Worship: 8:30 & 10 a.m. $3.00.SA.S.E.,ZNK,P.O.Box5135, The following repoi ts hav« Ian. 12: Kevin Allen Brewster. 20, Richmond, Ky 40476-5135. ■ n filed with the university's senjamin Thomas, Martin Hall, Cedar Bluff, VA, was arrested and iv ision of Publi: Safety: ■ported his stereo stolen from his charged with alcohol intoxication. 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Eastern default Rockets safe, Recycle Your Progress rate amon Army contends By Selena Woody on that time and is now dealing Little Professor state's highest Editor with a Dec. 31,2004, deadline. The Army is currently in the The U. S. process of building incinerators at g3> BOOK CENTER each of the storage sites to destroy By Matt McCarty Army issued a "WE HELP FIND THE BOOKS YOU LOVE" News editor report Jan. 23 the chemical weapons — a plan Good Loans refuting con- that has created much controversy. • BOOKS FOR ALL MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY Cathy Sialcup, a public affairs • SPECIAL ORDERS & PHONE ORDERS Eastern Kentucky University has Gone Bad... gressional reports that the specialist with the Army Chemical • BIBLES A INSPIRATIONAL BEST SELLERS s default rate of 13.1 percent in loan • GIFT CERTIFICATES Loan default rates nation's stock- Demilitarization and Remediation •FREE GIFT WRAPPING MON - SAT 10AM - 9PM repayments, according to a report Activity, said there has never been released by the United States among Eastern pile of chemi- •WIDE SELECTION OF MAGAZINES SUN 12:30PM - 6PM Borrowers. cal weapons could possibly not be an agreement on how long the Department of Education. M55 rocket could be stored. Eastern ranks 79th out of the 15 safely stored for another 10 years. 428 RICHMOND MALL "We don't know if it leaks RICHMOND KY 40475 623-0522] approximately ISO higher education A congressional report released institutions in the sate, and seventh Jan. 16 said the possibility of inter- internally if it will affect the sta- nal leaks, especially in M55 rock- bilizer in any way." Stakup said. New Webster's Collegiate Dictionary out of four-year state colleges, The stabilizer is a substance based on the reports from the fiscal ets like those stored at the Blue 10th Edition available Grass Army Depot in Richmond, found in the missile propellanL If year 1992. the stabilizer becomes depleted, The University of Kentucky had poses a significant hazard. The report suggests that the Army has- the propellant may ignite and fire the lowest default rate out of four- the rocket, Sialcup said. year stale colleges with a rate of 6.2 ten the disposal of chemical weapons stored across the nation The National Research Long-Running percent. Northern Kentucky Council released a report last year University followed at 7.2 percent. in eight locations. Six of those locations store the M55 rocket. to recommend issues that the The 13.1 percent rale, however, Army should concern itself with, is under the stale allowance. In 1985,'Congress issued a mandate ordering the military to and the Army has just received Favorites £fi "I think you can always try to dispose of the chemical weapons funding to explore those issues, take some measures to decrease it," 1990 1991 1992 Sialcup said. One of the issues is Vicki Burke, manager of policy and stockpile by September 1994. The Guaranteed K Sourca: U.S. Papt gj Ed. the M55 rocket. client services for the Kentucky Army has received two extensions Higher Education Association Prograaa/TERRY STEVENS to Last. Authority, said, "but it's nothing that alarms us." Burke, however, said that gar- Eastern's director of financial nishing wages was something NOW OPEN !!! COLLEGE STUDENTS M aid. Susan Luhman, said as long as Kentucky has been doing for a cou- HUIIELL the default rate was under 20 percent ple of years now. TAN SHOPPE Are you tired of ATHLETIC the school was alright. If it goes Luhman said it is necessary in New Beds • Clean $5 per hr. jobs? over 20 percent, then the KHEAA. order to keep the loan program in Bartenders earn an average of Russell Athletics swr.ii pants. will come in and offer loan counsel- existence. Friendly as aaaa> ^^m aaaaa ^BM ^^ ^aaat $7 -$15 per hr.' (salary + lips) ing to help bring the rate down. "The only way it will stay in sweai shirts and pullover ' There were 1,583 Eastern gradu- existence for future students is if it's FREE ($3.00 value) hds art- wear guaranteed*' repaid," she said. You have already invested ates who owed money and 208 of Tanning Visit for five full years those defaulted. The amount of If students are unable to pay back $1000 s in yourself for Nc i we wider they're such money repaid was $5,219,531 and their loans immediately, they should or FUTURE earnings. the money not received was contact the lender, Luhman said. Four (4) FREE visits now invest 100'sfor favorites ArnJ their classic By doing so, students can get an $583,087. ($12.00 value) IMMEDIATE earnings! style outruns an\ fad But while the number of Eastern additional grace period or lower Better run by before we monthly payments. with Four (4) at reg. price graduates who defaulted was an runout adequate number, the national edu- Eastern's default rate for 1992 1 coupon per customer LEXINGTON cation department has made was up nearly two percent from the offer expires 1-31-95 BARTENDING SCHOOL "i xclusiwof tcamororpinized changes to the Higher Education 11.4 percent default rate in 1991. • short 40 hour course spi irts participation Act, which allows them to garnish Luhman also said that students who would be applying for financial • day and evening classes wages of defaulters. 623-5014 • placement (82% success) The department said that there aid in 1995-96 can begin filling out 467 EKU Bypass RICHMOND were six million people in default the paperwork now in order to meet CALL NOW! the April 1 priority deadline. 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# A6 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, January 26,1995 REMEDIAL:No affect on G.P.A. New schedule r-ontlnuad irom front do to keep the integrity of our upper level courses,'* he said "I think it'll be belter, how much Culross said students who take a better I'm not sure," he said. "You full load of developmental courses have to remember KERA began at set for shuttles in the three areas offered — math. the lowest levels; it'll take time to English and reading — are restrict- By Matt McCarty He said the schedule was devel- show its results in math.'' ed to classification as associate News editor oped based on ridership logs from imiiini rr Clark said he felt the success of degree program students and are last semester. I LAST API ill. 0 S^a'TOl'Mr" " Eastern's developmental program required to take a study skills course Students who use the shuttle bus Jozefowicz said he thought the could be measured in the percentage that acts as a transitional time to get from class to class will no new schedule would benefit more of remedial students who go on to between high school and college. longer have to wonder what time students, but there will still be some pass an entry level class. Clark said It's a class that has some study the bus will be arriving. who will not like the system. 62.3 percent of developmental math skills in it, but it's called 'Transition Eastern will have a new shuttle "The schedule will not meet the students who took an entry level to College,"' he said. •"They're not bus schedule in place beginning needs of everyone," he said. math class passed, as opposed to really university students yet, and Monday, according to asistant direc- The buses will not be leaving the 57.4 percent of all students who they haven't developed the skills tor of parking and transportation stops until the time designated, BREAK look the class. Clark said the goal yet to let them be students. That Mark Jozefowicz, to better accom- however, depending on traffic situa- DRIVE YoVBSfELF 8u $AV«! was to have a pass rate for develop- way. Eastern gives them that transi- modate the needs of the students. tions, they could be running a mental students equal to that of all tional period." "It was developed to meet the minute or two off either way. students taking the course. Developmental classes do not needs of the students going to Jozefowicz said the buses would Funderburk said the reason for count toward a student's grade point Stratton and to provide access to the not be going back into the AC Lot Eastern's higher number of devel- average or degree. south side of campus," Jozefowicz until a traffic light was put into opmental students stems from a Students must pass development said place at the AC exit. stricter system in permitting stu- courses in two semesters or they are Under the new system, buses The university has had several dents into class. dismissed from the university, will no longer be going in and out meetings with the state highway "We have to do what we got to Culross said. of Alumni Coliseum "because of department about the traffic light, the (traffic) backup." according to Jozefowicz, and one : Medical records key Two buses will be running along will likely be installed in the sum- Kit Carson Drive. Stops will be mer. "We would look at the possibili- finntlnuad from front that is true, it is not a misdemeanor made at Case Lot, Daniel Boonc crime. The main difference is the Lot, Begley Lot, Stateland Lot, ty of running the bus back to AC," Stratton Building and in front of the he said, but he added that it would review medical records relevant to degree of the offense." depend on how the current schedule the case before the trial. Adams had The prosecution. Common- Stale Police Post suggested a February trial date. wealth's attorney Thomas Smith, "This is the best schedule we had was doing. Campbell said the medical said during the trial that the state determined to meet our ridership Students wishing to get off at the had no objection to the additional needs," Jozefowicz said. Perkins Building can do so by records had recently been obtained telling the bus driver and can get on from the office of the common- time requested. The buses will also no longer wealth's attorney and needed to be "The defense is entitled to have stop in front of the Keen Johnson there if they are waiting when the an expert look at the records," Building or along University Drive. bus goes by the building. reviewed by an expert for the Jozefowicz said plans are being defense. Smith said. Jozefowicz said students weren't In a later interview, Campbell Adams granted the defense's using the stops as the buses picked made to install bus shelters at the said the expert testimony that can request and set the trial for two days up "only four people from Keen bus stops. come from the review is key to her Johnson and University Drive New bus schedules can be picked in March. up from the bus drivers. SOUTH PADRE ISLAND client's case. Campbell said she could not daily." "The prosecution is alleging that speculate on what the medical it (the injury to Myers) is a serious reports may reveal or on the out- PANAMA CITY BEACH physical injury," Campbell said. "If come of the trial. Do you frequently find yourself alone in your dorm DAYTON A BEACH BOMB: No suspects identified room, a Supersize bag of com chips lying next to KEY WEST you on your bed, watching as the plot of a soap Continued trom front have been found and destroyed in STEAMBOAT the Richmond area. Two other opera rambles on, wishing you could increase your when the North Street bombs were bombs were destroyed Jan. 16 on economic situation? VAIL/BEAVER CREEK destroyed, and no injury or property campus near Commonwealth and damage occurred. Palmer Halls. That investigation is CALL ' PER PERSON OEPENDING ON DESTINATION / BREAK DATES / LtNGTH OF STAY There are no suspects in the inci- continuing also. dent, but the Richmond police are A third homemade bomb explod- THE EASTERN PROGRESS continuing its investigation. ed Jan. 10, in a Manchester Wal- 1-800-SUNCHASE This incident marks the second Mart, injuring three people, said 622-1881 TOLL FREE INFORMATION & RESERVATIONS lime this type of homemade bombs state police.

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The Eastern Progress Christina Rankin, Accent editor ACCENT Thursday, January 26,1995

Miller said. l>\ l.inimii' Oliver Stall .-. "It was cool. I liked when the .lack Fletcher, director of the planetari- star blew up. It hurt my eyes, um, said thai attendance "is stead) \car- r essaminc Count) middle school- roimd" but he said he would like to see but it was cool." more people come and have this out-of-this- ers havejusl finished their \ear- — Brandon MontgOiTK I . l\ ret real to Eastern's Vrnim I). world experience. Hummel Planetarium. The 23 •I would like people to know thai it'sherc (the planetarium) .aid to come o\er and sec Discover) Club students and adjacent Jo the Perkins Building on Eastern's campus. II houses a space theater, what we've got," Fletcher said. three teachers involved arc amazed one of onl) lour in the world, thai can take "Frontiers: New Horizons in span."' at the sights the) have jusl seen, like most an audience traveling through space amid plaxingnow through Vpril 16, begins with who walk avva) from the planetarium. the thousands of stars, planets, comets and a hi ill look at the sk> as the ultimate Iron- -It was cool," Brandon Montgomery one asteroids. tier, and then to the solar system. I he pro- of the students, said. "I liked w hen the star tier, and t Images are projected onto a domed ceil- gram ends on an alien planet. blew up. II hurl m\ eyes, bul h was cool." gram end ing measuring almost 68 feel in diameter •\ ml, nl I inverse'" pla)S April 2d Joshua Caudill said he liked "the boom ■\ ioleti and tilted 27 degrees. These images arc pro- through lulv 3d and will feature a grand when the star blew up the best, too." through . duced b) high-tech equipment including a James Mark Price said he "liked the tour ol thingsih thai go bump in the universe. star hall, which is lour feel in diameter and high-tech equipment, especially the star •Oasis in Space" will plav Vug. 3 is located in the center of the planetarium. through Nov. I«> and ii lakes \ou on a hall." It has 10,164 holes, each representing a star. Justin Ra) said the program "lecls like grand lour through our solar system in The theater's current public program is vou're moving through the stars." Charles Young, one of the teachers with "Frontiers: New Horizons in Space." limes are Thursda) and Frida) at 7:3(1 the group, said "We lake lour or five Hips \diilis enjo) the program as much as the p.m.. Saturdu) and Sunda) ;it 3:3(1 p.m. children do. too. Johnnv Miller, of each year, and this is always one of them. and 7:3(1 p.m. I ranklort. heard about the planetarium I he kids alwa\s enjo) it." Prices are S3 lor students and senior cit- The Vrnim D. Hummel Planetarium, the from friends and brought his wife and son izens, s.v.-li for adults and $2.75 lor chil- third largest planetarium in the world affil- to see the show. dren 12 ,ind under. iated with a college or universit), is located -It was like being in space. I loved it."

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■ m Fsbruory, Mom SJM bo ctoeer to Earth than It WIN bo again urif March 1997. I \l\ I KM n ( IMM \s I NDI R 12 I \l\ I KSII •> SHOPPINGCTR .in I Ki SI I Thursday. January 26.1995 PREVIEW MATINEES SATURDAY & SUNDAY! quette luncheon, and ses- —THE— INTERVIEW Today FOSTER sions on "Job Search in PULP KIDS— Cyberspace" and Eastern's LION WITH THE The Fosters and Swift? Tt* Candidate Referral System. FICTION will perform at the Phone Fosters To schedule a practice KINGLH VAMPIRELH Three Lounge on First St. 9:00 •—' will be interview or to make a lun- 7:00 7:15 9:15 Show starts at 9:30 p.m. and playing at cheon reservation for SI0, cover is $3. Phone students should call the RICHMOND MALL 8 & Friday Three CD&P office at 622-1567. Lounge © 830 Easttni By-Pass 623:8215] E All first year students Thursday HOUSE GUEST (PG) A Eve CorneKoHS a»d the receiving a Federal S*. Sun. 1454.557 15 "LEGENDSOF night at Chip Crawford Trio will Stafford Loan for the first 9:35 Mon-Fn 4557 15 IHEFALL(R) perform at the Madison 10:30 p.m. time are required to attend »3S S* Sun 1.05 430 7:10 Middle School Auditorium -NELL (PG-13) 940 Moa-Fri. 43) 7:10 fi a loan counseling session. Sa. -Sun. 120 4:45 70S 9.50 e at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $8 Counseling sessions will 925 Mon-Fn 4 45 705 DUtBI 925 DUMBER (PG-13) c for adults and $6 for stu- be held in Room 108 of the dents and senior citizens. A UGHUUCERJ (PG-13) S* -Sun 105 320 535 Crabbe Library Feb. 6 S*.-Sun. 130335 5.40 750 10.05 Mon.-Fn. 535 P free Jazz Jam will immedi- through 10. Sessions will 7:40 9«Mon.-Fn. 5:40 7501005 7409 55 SPEECHLESS (PG-13) V ately follow the concert at begin at 2:15 p.m. and last DEMON Sa Sun 115 325 530 the Arlington Mule Barn. KNKHT(R) 7551000 d approximately 30 minutes. WHERE YOUR »USK MATTERS b There will be one evening Sa-Sun. 1103:15530 Uon.-Fn 530 755 1000 Campus-wide room 745945Mon.-Fn.S30 JUNGLE BOOK (PG) t Building. Keen Johnson Building. Christian Student session Feb. 8 at 6 p.m. 745945 Sal Sun 1 40 F changes end 2 p.m. See Fellowship meets each also in Room 108. Loan "FAfl FROM HOME (PG) Mon Fri.430 posters in the halls for more Meeting is open to all inter- Sa-Sun. 430 700 SOd recordsmith f ested person. Wednesday at 7 p.m. at the recipients must attend one Mon. Fn 700 900 information. »73-SOSI • in IT-PUS KHSS PMN PIII4 HUT \ Wednesday Daniel Boone Statue for fun, of these sessions before the •NO PASSES "NO PUSSES/NO SUPERSAVERS E Residence hall formal food and fellowship. All stu- Stafford Loan check can be Tuesday Schick Super Hoops 3 consolidation period dents are welcome. released. Loan checks will OB 3 Basketball not be released at the meet- The free makeover C begins. Students who ti The Office of Residential Tournament 6 p.m. in the receive a letter must come to Christian Student ings, but can be picked up that makes any day Weaver Gymnasium. The Fellowship Campus Sunday beginning Feb. 13 in Room 1 Development and Education EKU Housing between 1 t will present Dr. Bonnie event is open to full-time and 4 p.m., according to School meets each Sunday 3 of the Coates Building. students who have not par- at 9:30 a.m. in the Burnam Gray,, Honors Program dales in letter. a Director, speaking on ticipated in intercollegiate Hall lobby. Free breakfast. The Philosophy Club will "Three Patterns of basketball. No entry fee. For Announcements /Ml students are welcome. present an Oxford style F Foolishness" at 9 p.m. in more information, contact debate entitled "What is the Intramural Office. Eastern's Division of Prayer?" Feb. 9, 7:30 p.m. the Burnam Hall Basement. Positions are available on Begley 202, at 1244 Career Development and in the Adams Room, between 8 a.m to noon or 1 the 1995 Milestone staff for Wallace Building. I Save $5 World Affairs Forum: writers, photographers and Placement will sponsor Job Dr. Robert Stebbins will p.m. to4:30 p.m. Search '95 on Thursday. I designers. No experience 57th annual Military on any speak on "Earthshake, necessary. Call Jennifer at Feb. 2 in the Powell 1917-1991:Historical Planning meeting for the Bui'ding. All Eastern Ball will be Feb. 24, from I purchase 199S Africaa Culture 622-2301 Monday through 5:30 p.m. to 11 p.m. in the Perspectives on Bolshevik Friday from 8 a.m. to noon. juniors and seniors are invit- influences at 7:30 p.m. in Festival will be held 3:30 ed to participate in practice Keen Johnson Building. 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By Doug Rapp and I was staying with my aunt and Franz Kafka and musician David Arts editor uncle in a small house. My parents Byrne have all figured into just divorced, my father ran away so Woudstra's paper paintings. When You might wonder how an artist I was very sad at the time. When I in the process of working on a from Amsterdam, Holland could heard that song, I couldn't under- painting or drawing, Woudstra often end up displaying his work in an stand English, but it was such a listens to music or reads. exhibit in Richmond. sweet bitterness to me. I thought 'I "When I start to make a painting, The connection between want to be something like this: a it's a mystery. It's a trip you take: Richmond and Amsterdam: Charles musician, a writer or a painter,'" he you don't know where it ends or Helmuth, a professor in the art said. where you're going," he said. department. Helmuth was on sab- Woudstra actually began his pro- Woudstra, who also writes, plays batical in 1992 at a studio in fessional career as an artist in 1982 guitar and sings, feels fortunate to Amsterdam next to Dutch painter when he finished his education at have made a career out of his paint- Frits Woudstra. The two became the Art Academy of Enschede, ing, and feels artists must have an friends and Helmuth invited Holland and then at the Rijks individual statement to make in Woudstra to display his work at Academy in Amsterdam. order to survive in the highly com- Eastern. While at the academies from age petitive field of art Woudstra's current exhibit in 18 to 25, Woudstra said "they take "You have to have a real good Giles Gallery marks his second trip care of you like a baby, everything statement to slay an artist. I see it as to the United States. He was here in was free—oil.'paint, paper. Two a tough ride to survive. You paint 1993 for the opening of one of famous artists were professors. everyday and ask again 'Why am I Helmuth's exhibits. Sometimes they'd bum your work doing this?' There's not a real prop- Inspiration struck Woudstra, 38, down, sometimes they'd give you a er answer," he said. at an early age, prompting him to compliment." " In my case, I don't know what pursue a career in art. Woudstra, who is married with to do else. I think I'm good at the "I remember when I first heard two children, finds a good deal of things I'm doing and I'm getting Prograss/MICHEAL AUSMUS 'Help!' (by the Beatles) on the inspiration for his painting from lit- better and better. If I stopped paint- DUTCH TREAT— Frits Woudstra stands with his "Going To A Go-Go" In Giles Gallery. radio, I was so shook by it. For me, erature and music. The Beatles, jazz ing, making music or writing, what Woudstra's paintings, along with faculty member Dannls Whltcopf's sculpting, will be on display it was a beginning. I was 6 or 7 or 8 musician Charlie Parker, writer else would I do?" until Jan. 31. Gallery hours are 9:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on weekdays and 2 to 5 p.m. on Sundaya. Singleton's 'Higher Learning' a good lesson Theatre, music departments By DeVone Holt MOVIL: BEVII W Staff writer announce spring events Learning' The man who took viewers deep Progress staff report "The Shadow Box" will be into the "hood" of South Central directed by student Rene Los Angeles to witness the lives of Man o'War Theatres i In one of the year's bigger Heinrich, making it the first three very different homeboys in productions, the theatre and main-stage play directed by a I! "Boyz N the Hood" and who shared Lexington » student at Eastern. music departments have joined an odd love story with the world in 'v^i- »*• • ''■ ■« forces to present "The Merry The music department has "Poetic Justice" is back with yet Wives Of Windsor," an opera another full calendar for the another serious look at life's unfor- written by Otto Nicolai and spring. On March 11, the music tunate realities in his third silver based on Shakespeare's carous- department will present "Pops screen project, "Higher Learning." *'*_"* I * ing character, Falstaff. The opera for Music's Sake," which will r Unlike his two prior movies pri- also is attracted to her, Kristen will be presented Feb. 24 and 25 feature Eastern faculty. The marily niled with black cast mem- Connor, played by Kristy Swanson, in Brock Auditorium at 8 p.m. show will start at 6.30 p.m. in bers and set in California ghettos, is struggling with the decision of The theatre department's sec- Keen Johnson Building. writer / director John Singleton sets sexual preference. ond production will be "The April is full of musical events. if his eclectic cast on the campus of Remy, played by Michael An all-day Jazz Festival will be Shadow Box," written by I % fictitious Columbus University Rapaport, is a freshman from Idaho held in Brock Auditorium on Michael Cristofer and winner of which serves as a microcosm of who thought he would find social the 1977 Pulitzer Prize for April 15. Admission is SI. America. acceptance once he got to college Drama. The Orchestra Concerto Singleton uses the college and its but found that the only people who "The Shadow Box" deals with Concert is scheduled for April 24 mixed population to confront con- cared to recognize him were the three terminally ill patients and at 7:30 p.m. in Brock temporary issues of identity, diver- local Skinheads. their coming to grips with their Auditorium. sity, racial tension and sexism Co-stars Ice Cube, who plays conditions. "The Shadow Box" On April 29, both the High at through three different people with Fudge, a career student, and will run April 19 through 22 at 8 School Show Choir Festival and three different stories. Laurence Fithburne, who plays p.m. in Gifford Theatre in the the Show Choir Concert will be h>2 Pk Malik Williams, played by Omar Professor Phipps, serve as guiding Campbell Building. Auditions held in Brock Auditorium. The It"* Epps. is a freshman track star who forces in the life of Malik. for "The Shadow Box" will be High School Show Chior finds the university has no real "Higher Learning" is well-bal- around the end of February, Festival will last all day and the ^ ™ interest in him other than his athlet- anced in its attempt to address the speech and theatre department Show Choir Concert will begin P hoto courtesy of Columbia Pictures ic skills. many issues of race relations chair Jim Moreton said. at 7 p.m. with a $1 admission. Tom between a lesbian friend between friends, lovers, and "the THE PROFESSOR—Laurence Flshburno plays Professor who falls for her and a man who powers that be." Phlpps In John Singletons "Higher Learning." THE EASTERN PROGRESS iReGISli Perm Sale 3c£ Long hair extra. Expires 1-31-95. 624-0066 Expand your horizons! Read the Progress! Walk-ins welcome:ome Richmond M.ill

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January 26,1995 AcnvmES Linda Fincher, Activities editor Club shoots to skate through first season By Linda Fincher -t * Activities editor A big drawer Is the violence. It's After shuffling paper work and contending with organizational has- not good, but It's the game. You sles, one new Eastern club is ready to hit the ice...wherever they can find it. go In and play hard." Late last semester Jeff Curto, a junior from Michigan, started the — Jeff Curto, Eastern Kentucky University Ice president, ice hockey club Hockey Club miles away from the nearest slab of ice, so for the team "home" is far from Richmond. "Our home games are divided really bad. We don't even know of at least 100. between Lexington and Florence. ourselves because we haven't "For a lot of people, if they Saturday night games are at the Ice played together enough. Also we watch one game it's addictive, so Center in Lexington, and Friday have nothing to lose because we're they will come again and bring games are in Florence," Curto said. new and learning," Curto said. more people. Our best games will Though the club was formed last Being a new team also comes be against UK because they are up semester, the team is yet to compete with its share of disadvantages. the road, and a lot of people don't due to the sport's late season. Financially, the club is struggling like them. Those will be rough "It opens next October, and the due to the lack of sponsors and high games; they will be hockey games," games run until the end of equipment and ice rink costs. Curto said. February," Curto said. Curto projects that the club's Brutality is a very large compo- The club will be joining the budget until the end of the year next nent of ice hockey, but rather than Southern College Hockey year will run between $20,000 and being a turn-off to viewers and Association, which will match them $30,000. To suit one player costs players, it gives the game an edge, against the University of Kentucky, roughly $500, and rink expenditure»^X_^"A big drawer is the violence, Vandcrbilt, Memphis, University of are $130 for a one hour practice aaxl It's not good, but that's the game. Tennessee-Knoxville and Georgia $320 per game. -^ You go in and play hard," Curto Tech. In lieu of corporate sponsorship, said. Many of these schools have well- the club is currently working to have The team is looking for new established ice hockey programs,' tee-shirts printed for sale and will players, regardless of sex, who can but Curto views the newness of the charge $4 for tickets to all games. ice-skate and handle the intensity of Progress/MICHAEL AUSMUS team as an advantage. Curto is expecting hockey's the game. BREAKING THE ICE —A goalie practicing with the Eastern Ice hockey club Monday at the "No one knows our team. They addictive qualities and a geographi- For more information, contact Lexington Ice Center blocks a shot. don't know if we are really good or cal rivalry with UK to draw crowds Curto at 622-4283. RHA to Greek Week festivities kick off Progress staff report A roadblock will be set up Friday evening, Greek officers Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in will attend the black tie "Executive model Beginning with the kick-off of which Greeks will solicit funds Ball" at the Lafayette Club in Greek Week at 5 p.m. today. from passing motorists. Lexington. Eastern's 850 Greeks will be partic- The Greeks are also bringing the Greek Games will begin bridal ipating in a multitude of ceremonies Super Bowl to campus. The Super Saturday at 10 a.m. in the Weaver and games worthy of ancient Bowl, a 80 ft. bowling lane con- Gym. Activities planned are volley- Athens. structed by Greeks, will be in front ball, an obstacle course, a weave fashions But instead of fierce competition of the Powell building from 10 am. race, a life-saver race and a twister aimed to please the gods. Eastern's to 4 p.m. today. One play is $.50 game for presidents. Greeks are focused on unity and and the first 1000 participants will The Greek Sing will follow the By Linda Fincher raising funds for charity. be given a donated Movie Games at 7 p.m. in the Brock Activities Editor Sorority and fraternity members Warehouse free rental coupon. Auditorium. Faculty Appreciation Dinner is at Greek Week comes to a close The RHA is ready to hit the run- plan to raise over $2000 to benefit the Richmond Boy Scouts during 5 p.m. this evening in the Keen Sunday, with the Leadership way Jan. 31 in their 16th Annual the four day event. Johnson Ballroom, and at 9 p.m. a Ceremony at 1:30 p.m. in the Brock Bridal Show. Greek Week, since its start in the motivational speaker from Auditorium. The program is dedi- The bridal show, presented in the early 1980's, has always been used Lexington will lead the Inspirational cated to awarding various sororities Gifford Theatre at 7 p.m., will fea- to support various charities. 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RHA president Charles Labhart will be doing the decorating, Regis Wedding dresses, which make up had hoped this year's event would will be doing hair, and Merle Join the action on ice. the bulk of the show, will be tradi- also feature school fashions and Norman will do make-up," Morton Your next ptudy break or accessories, but the show will not Door prizes such as meals from tionally long, but the frills and Applebee's, bridal satin shoes. weekend happening is just trains arc lost. "We're not going to have those. "You won't see as much lace as It just didn't work out," Morton Merle Norman products, photogra- 25 minutes from campus. you have seen in the past, but the said. phy gift certificates and tanning Various area stores will be dis- packages will be awarded at the end dresses will be tastefully done in the of the program. bridal sense. 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ary Ann Lawrence Basketball team savors 83-76 win By Mary Ann Lawrence Coleman, their seven-footer, Eastern, led by Arlando Johnson with 30 record right now is 1-4 in the conference and Sports editor and not allow him to get easy Eaetem- points, shot 45.8 percent for the night 3-12 for the season, they, are a very capable lay-ups and dunks on us," UT-Martln DcMarkus Doss finished with 21 points and team. -' \y Colonel basketball coach Mike Calhoun Calhoun said. Wh#o: six boards. Curtis Fincher had eight, Marlon "We want to continue executing good sets smiled when he said the word "win." You He also said the key to the 4:15 p.m. Stewart had 14 and Aaron Cecil led the team in and increase team rebounding," Calhoun could hear it in his voice. win was running good sets, Saturday rebounds with 10, scoring seven. said. "We played a good executing offense and double- Where: Johnson shot 16-17 from the line, and the The Colonels' practices will be "short and Prospects game, executed well and teaming Coleman. McBrayar team was 45.5 percent from three-point range. sweet" this week in preparation, as they will we succeeded in utilizing "We knew he didn't guard Arena Looking ahead to the UT-Martin game at work on offensive execution. our players to score," he well on the floor, and we put Sarlea 4:15 p.m. Saturday in McBrayer Arena, "We want to try to really lock in this week said. "They practiced Curtis Fincher on him," Record: Calhoun said he hopes to continue to run good to defense and offensive patterns," Calhoun good for well and hung tough this Calhoun said. "Curtis acted as Eastern sets and execute offense. said. "Each game's the Super Bowl." week." the screen man, allowing toads 7-0 "UT-Martin has had a horrendous schedule. Calhoun said he felt the team was three or The Colonels' third some easy shots for They are extremely well-coached, and they four games off pace right now. Colonel win of the season came DcMarkus and Arlando." Meeting: can give a team a lot of trouble," Calhoun said. "I just think there are at least three more Monday night at Tennessee Tech. where they The Colonels held EKU won "They've had their ups and downs." games we should have won," he said. "Given beat the Golden Eagles 83-76. Coleman at 17 points with 85-69 Martin runs zone defense and motion the situation, with nine new players and every- squad "We knew we had to shut down Lorenzo only four rebounds. offense much like Eastern, and though their thing that's befallen this team this season."

The future looks bright for the Colonel basketball squad as Track it heads into a tough weekend. Coming off a 83-76 win at Tech, hopes and aspirations are high. team to Knowing that Arlando Johnson and Marlon Stewart will exit the team after this sea- son, thoughts turn to the recruit- battle at ing wars and the future of the team. This season has shown that the Colonels have a fair amount US Air of talent on the learn. With freshmen like Aaron Cecil, who led the team with 10 By Tim Molle tie rebounds Saturday, Marty Assistant sports editor Thomas, Warren Stakes and Dahomey Abner returning to the The upcoming weekend will give team along with junior the Eastern DcMarkus Doss, among others, mens' and wom- we seem to have a lot of return- ens' track teams ing talent Un -. a chance to test But who's coming in? oOZn their spring sea- son "I'm really, really happy with movutmppfc y^y Progress , ^as recruiting this season," coach wil Mike Calhoun said. Will ftfVO involved in two The Colonels have signed meets, the U.S. four incoming freshmen who us a Air Invitational have impressive stats from high rhanrt* °* Friday ,nd school. Cnance Saturday at tO rtilt Johnson City. Most impressive, perhaps, is av IUII Tcnn an(J ^ Prograsa/JA>4NA GILLASPIE the fact that all four are consid- PUSHING IT TO THE LIMIT— Lanlne Revlere (4), a member of ered instate athletes. f/| Mason Dixon Wildcat Invitational. The Colonel track teams now turn their .. Games on Eastern's woman's track team, pushes herself to catch up dur- sights on two competitions this weekend with the US Air • Travis Inskeep, a 6-foot, I- ing a hurdles heat round at Saturday's University of Kentucky inch guard out of Madison, Weather Saturday in Invitational and the Mason Dixon Games. Indiana. ("He lives only 10 liLa Louisville. ■«•• Both meets ence championships and the best took top honors in the mile run with men's mile relay learn took top hon- week in cold conditions, a difficult miles from Carollton, so I con- way to do that is to continue to com- a time of 5:01, while teammate ors. task, but one that can be of benefit to sider him in-state," Calhoun tfjj

SPORTS Coach learns lesson from cancer patient Does this word get your attention? If so, then By Cherica Rash and Tim you may be the very person we are looking for. Mollette Give us a call and find out what you can do to There are times in life when two "Coach be our next sports writer. ^ ^ paths cross, perhaps by accident, and Taylor's visit 622-1881 the individuals following those paths i see themselves being changed. played a big When Matt Amett was a senior ■3 defensive tackle at Morgan County part of his High School in 1994, he dreamed of playing football for Eastern. spirits being "Football was what Matt wanted high." in life," said Grover Amett, Man's father. — Betty Arnett, At the same time, Teddy Taylor, Matt's mother Eastern's running back coach, was involved in recruiting for the upcom- ing season. Arnctt's mother, Betty, contacted would feel up to talking, if he would Taylor to ask what her son would be sitting up or lying down and what need to do in order to walk-on as a he would look like," Taylor said. Colonel. "He was in a unit of the hospital On Oct. 31, however, matters where you had to wash your hands changed as Arnctt entered the before going in, and as I was wash- University of Kentucky's Markey ing my hands, I thought that Matt Cancer Center, diagnosed with must be in really bad shape to be leukemia. here and that he was tough to be As Amett remained in the cancer making it this far." center, he had two wishes in life— a Arnett's spirits were enriched by computer and to meet Taylor. Taylor's visit, according to his moth- On Dec. 28, Amett met with er. coach Taylor in his hospital room at "It (Taylor's visit) really raised the cancer center, fulfilling his wish. his spirits," Arnett's mother said. "He went into the hospital with the Progr«ss/STACY BATTLES For Taylor, this experience com- A HELPING HAND — Colonei running back coach Teddy Taylor pared to nothing else he had ever same determination that he went on didn't visit Matt Arnette for publicity, "I did It for Matt." been through in his 16 years of the field with. He went in to be a coaching at Eastern. winner, and we expected him to "It was a humbling experience," come out that way. Coach Taylor's attempt to raise spirits there. Amett had a computer delivered Taylor said. "We're used to seeing visit played a big part of his spirits "Being the only veteran on the to him the week of Christmas, ful- big, strong, healthy football players. being high." staff, I feel it (visiting the veterans) filling his second wish. He visited Man had lost all his hair and muscle * Taylor said that his thoughts were is something very worthwhile to be with Taylor the following week and mass, so it was a shock. with Arnett's well-being, and not doing," Taylor said. on Jan. 16, Amett died. "It was a very hard experience. with the idea of being a hero. Despite his time at the veterans' Taylor will continue to visit the WE'LL GIVE YOU 10 WEEKS. After speaking to him the first time, "I had some people say, 'Coach hospital, Taylor said his experience veteran's hospital every year and to I felt it was important for me to stay Taylor, you really look like the hero with Amett was unlike any other. encourage his players to be involved Ten weeks may not seem like much lime to prove you're capable of being in touch." now,' but I didn't do it for publicity "I have never seen anything like in the community, but these under- a leader But it you're tough, smart and determined, ten weeks and a lot ol After hearing about the situation or to look like a hero, I did it for that before. With his family being so takings will not replace the lesson he hard work could make you an Office ol Marines And Officer Candidates from the Lexington Dream Factory, Matt." Taylor said. involved and seeing so many people learned from Amett. School IOCS' is where >ou'/ get the ihance to prove you've got what it takes getting behind Matt, it was not like to lead a life full of excitement, full ol challenge, lull of honor Anyone can say I the organization that arranged the Visiting someone in a hospital "The one thing I learned from they've got what it takes to be a leader, we'll give you ten weeks to prove it visit, Taylor said his focus became setting is nothing new for Taylor, any other experience I can think of," Man was that people need other peo- l one of concern. who goes to an area veteran's hospi- Taylor said. "Mao was a very nice ple, and that is a lesson everyone "I was concerned with whether he tal every Valentine's Day in an young man and a strong young man." should understand." Marines It. Im. It. I'nmd. TV «n> M A K I N I "The one thing I learned from Matt Is that people need other people." Visit the Marines from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. .it the Student Center on January 30 & 31, 1995 or contact — Teddy Taylor, running back coach First Lieutenant I. /. Szczypinski or Sergeant G. D. Whitaker at 1-800-858-4086.

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Lady Colonels top OVC |> WOMEN'S UPDATE ► MEN'S UPDATE By Tim Mollette "This team just goes out every reeetem^.- .26 26—62 Eaatwn...... 28 40—68 Assistant sports editor night and plays," Inman said. "When Middle Tenn...27 22—49 M-ddte Tann....36 36—72 you go on an opponent's floor, you 3-point Go*i*: 8 Your* 1-». 3-poim Coaia: A. John*on M. An old saying holds thai getting are in a hostile environment.*' Ftebound*: L Oo** 7. S Dew* 7. Rabound.: C Rnchar 18 Aiilafer This past weekend's action saw Asslata: S. Davis 3, S Your* 3 0. OOM 4, A. Johnson 4. Pol***: 0. there is half the fun. DOM1S. For head coach Larry Inman's the Lady Colonels display their abil- Point* K. Mays 27 Lady Colonel basketball squad, they ity to bounce back on a road trip. Eastern 28 43—71 Eastern ..38 45-63 are there— there as in the top of the After a 91-61 loss at Middle Tenn.Tech 37 39—76 Tennessee on Saturday, Eastern Term. Tech 32 30-62 Ohio Valley Conference standings 3-po»nl Goal*: 8. Young 3-4. 3-polnt Goal*: A. Jonrwon 2-3. with a 6-1 mark, but staying there came storming back on Monday to MStawart 2-3. Rebound*: A Cadi defeat a conference powerhouse in Rabound*: L. Oo*», 12. will be the challenge. Assists: K May*, 5. Point*: K 10 A**l*u: A John*on 3.0 Do** "With all the kids we lost, no one Tennessee Tech, 71 -62. May*. 21 3. Point*-. A. Johncon 30. thought we'd be in the conference "We ran into a team at Middle that chase, but here we are," Inman said. was just having a great shooting night," "One of the great things about this Inman said. "They were hitting shots team is they don't live in the past " even when we were in their face." Eastern (11-4) will be attempting to "Against Tech, we had one of our maintain their lofty position in the OVC best defensive efforts this season. You this Saturday as they host UT-Martin. don't go to Tech and win very often. I Although Inman says this week- think our two biggest accomplish- end's opponent is not a usual confer- ments this year have been beating ence power, every game is a chal- Tech and beating (Tennessee) Slate." lenge when you are defending the With the heart of the conference lop spot in the conference standings. schedule yet to come, the Lady "This team knows every night we Colonels have to be ready for the have to play hard to win," Inman challenge of remaining at the lop FAMILY said. "The whole key to our success with all other conference foes gun- so far has been the desire to play ning for the position. Progrwi/STACY BATTLES hard, and I am just proud to be a part "We are at the lop right now, which ( BATTER UP — Freshman Tara Early works out har arm dur- of this program.'' is where everyone wants to be," ing orf-seaaon conditioning. Look for a story on the off-sea- Monday night, the Lady Colonels Inman said. "We feel like we're actu- MARKET son In next week's edition of the Progr will travel to Morehead to face one ally still trying to get there because of of the squad's biggest rivals, but all the challenges we have to face and Inman says his team doesn't get overcome, bill if we continue to play caught up in the hype. hard, thai will be the key." LIQUOR ]Vorth ► TENNIS Colonel tennis team poised to open season Friday

By Tun Mollette Friday's match-up will bring one "Southern Illinois may be a shade "I feel like our four seniors, Man Reg. $3 « Assistant sports editor of Eastern's biggest athletic rivals to better than we are," Higgins said. Smith, Tun Pleasant, Bart Little and campus, and adding to the already "But, with the season just getting Andy Smith, are the players that I The Eastern tennis team will strong pressure to perform well is underway, it will be good to play hope will have a good weekend for begin its season this weekend with the fact that Western and Eastern are against a challenge like this." us and get us started early in the sea- TO OOWN TOWN "pretty close to even," according to Last year's defeat, however, will son," Higgins said. two home matches. The Colonels WB&T MAIM ST. TO 1-73 will face Western Kentucky Friday Erdmann not be something that the squad While a majority of the leader- at noon and Southern Ulinois- "Western, of course, is a big rival should carry over to Saturday's con- ship will come from the seniors. for us," said senior Matt Smith. "But test, according to Smith. Smith said it will take a total team Edwardsville at 1:30 p.m. Of This weekend's matches should we are going into that match with the "Every year, there is a new team effort to make the upcoming season a same desire to win that we go into and a new challenge," Smith said. as successful as it should be. be a good early test for the squad, Q BENNS.T according to head coach Tom every match with." "We go into every match with a pos- "As a senior, you've got to show Higgins. The season's first taste of match itive attitude, and we don't plan to some leadership," Smith said. "Noi 3" "We have had a couple of good action does not prove to get any eas- dwell on the past" only the seniors, but the whole team weeks of practice, so we are looking ier with Southern Illinois— On an individual level, Higgins is looking for a solid year, and we forward to some competition," Edwardsville, a team that defeated cites his four seniors as being key to are going to work toward making it LOMBAAOV ST. establishing a strong nucleus for the one." Higgins said. the Colonels last year in team com- J / [250 lornbardy petition by a score of 6-3. team this season. yyi-i«7

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cginning last August, U. asked you to grab your cameras and Capture the Nike Spirit — those unforgettable experiences in sports and everyday life — and tell us about the Nike spirit you captured. You Just Did It! U. readers sent in thousands of photos of people doing just about everything in their Nikes. Your entries were awesome, inspiring, scary, funny and very, very cool. And your cap- tions were great, too. U. and Nike are proud to publish the $1,000 Grand Prize winner with Nike's national ad. And because you sent in so many great photos, Nike and U. have expanded the contest to include another three pages with 34 more winning entries.

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But. to blend pened to them. into the l-love-me-myselfand-l culture Monica l.ynn Simpson h'ranke, premedical advis- Grad school of Los Angeles. I bit the bullet and er, Texas A&M V. signed up at a gym. Not just any gym. or a job? mind you; a trendy gym. A mirrored Oh, God temple of self-love where sweat is pro- "The I.ast Temptation hibited. Where women are walking Tup of an Editor" (Nov./Dec. [800] 6U-VIEWS perware parties and men make a loud, 1994) by Ryan (iarncs takes slightly metallic sound when you bump / HSMBJMf to a new low. 688-4397 into them. 11 is attempt at half-hearted In short, a hard-body museum. huiiior by blaspheming the EXT. 63 Now this. I thought, is what I'm Stacy Curtis. Cofgo IMghtt HormKI. WMtcrni Kentucky U neatest l>ook ever written looking for — a mindless escape after a day at work — a place that makes me feel like a special guest maki, junior, Central Michigan I • Making a star on 90210. I liked the de facto Marriage for the gay community right now look but don't speak rule; the only is pretty tough. James Ostrick, freshman. accepted mode of conversation is. in Boston U. • Hell, no. The more I learn New Year's resolution? about women, the more I appreciate my What is it? fact, the occasional grunt. It's non- ( ladUlaC (Two days later:) You'd better not communicative and self-indulgent, print that; my girlfriend, will get mad. and that's what I love about it. But Jason Gchring, sophomore, Ohio State that all changed when the maitre d' Student U. • I'm a liberated woman, and I don't — er, rather — manager, announced need a man. Mako Caliente, sophomore, that the gym would host a party for Opinion I of California, Santa Barbara • I am Valentine's Day. married. Christian Anderson, senior, U. But that would require speech. I of Utah • I believe that monogamy is said. If I wanted to socialize — let Poll detrimental to women and advantageous to To put off all my procrastination lor alone in a romantic way — the last men. Michelle Rydberg, junior, Michi- next spring until after graduation. Wes Do you plan gan State U. • I have tny last final on .May Ray, graduate student, U. of Wisconsin thing I'd do is pour myself into a body 12th, and I'm getting married on the 13th. • To stop making long-distance phone- stocking and begin to pant on a Stair to get married? Lisa Brown, senior, Virginia Common- calls to my boyfriend, because I'm growing Master. Blank stare. I told him that wealth U. • Yeah, I plan on getting mar- poor. Sara Dehne, junior, James Madi- combining spandex and sweethearts is ried some day, but more like when I'm 50. son U. • To find a boyfriend who's not an like merging church and state. He YES I'm only 22, which means my wife won't be alcoholic. Amber Prinki, freshman, Indi- didn't get it. born for five more years. Tony Bubb, ana U. of Pennsylvania • My resolution See, in my pumped-up, puffed-out senior, Purdue U. • I don't believe in is to be a little nicer to my family, even world of sports, the only place for the marriage because I don't believe in divorce. though I don't know if it's gonna happen. "L* word is on the tennis courts. 33% John Clinc, U. of Illinois, Chicago • Shanda-Moniquc Barnes, freshman, So, in yet another one of those Besides having a career, marriage is my sec- Virginia Tech • To stop sleeping with ironic twists of fate, Til be turning in Yes. I plan to get married, but my ond goal in life. Jada Hudson, U. of Illi- Peter. Anonymous female * To become my membership card and moving on to boyfriend doesn't know it yet. Jessica nois, Chicago • 'Ilierc are too many guys undisputed master of the world. John, Gluckman, freshman. UCLA • No. Boys to choose from, and polygamy is illegal. Drexel U. • To learn how to cook better. other hobbies. And maybe jogging are dumb, and men arc evil. Jodi Keski- Jessica Ride, I . of California, Riverside Malika Montgomery, VVinona State U. won't be so bad after all. I hear that my neighbor's dog does a mean rendi- tion of Copacabana.

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With .'()() students I reacj s.ns. the vassals who labored within the participating in the Washington area, he Keisha Johnson, a freshman castle confines were sorely upset. ma) be right. at the L'. of Maryland who calls herself "scale allergic," The young serfs tightened their But does thin-crust pizza a thin |H-rson make- One-third of a medium pizza con- s.ns the humiliation factor Plzza that won't go to waist? lu-lis, hracing themselves for a bud- tains 385.7 calories ami 16.7 grams ol tat. kept her from participating in get crunch. Next year, the political "The point was to show students that the program. pie, I better be seeing $500 or $5,000. cohort* of King Thomas say, the pizza is a good part of overall nutrition," "What does a medium pizza cost — serfs will have to pay an extra $100 to Weeks s.ns. "Too otten college students $5?" Johnson asks. "If I'm going to be ■ Jennifer Christman, hauling myself on a scale in front ot peo- The Diamondbacks U. of Maryland $300 to visit the kingdom — a fee his just think of (it as| late-night munchies. highness calls a "tuition hike." The king tried to ju "We're not against the stu- $4,361.47 tra ng he dents having parties," he says. worked ha' days. "We just want to cut down M the noise that people com- plain about, from parties at 2 Home Runaround or 3 in the morning." DiFilippo says that tru- mall-town Pennsylvania legisla- individual address receives any combina- st nkes are really just warnings. Transla- tures are playing hardball. First, tion of three ordinance, police or code- tion: scare tactic. a "good neighbor" ordinance violations. Translation: one, two, three- Although the council insists that the was adopted in Bloomsburg, where strikes, you're out — on the streets, with policy has no specific targets. Students Bloomsburg U. of Pennsylvania is located. all of your belongings. tend to disagree. Now California, Pa., is considering a simi- Landlords and tenants have been given Daniel Cook, a CUP junior and Phi lar policy that will affect California U. of the impression that they're about to strike- Mu Delta brother, says that the policy tar- Pennsylvania students. out. Phi Kappa Theta fraternity, whose gets Greeks. Under this policy, a landlord's board- house is located off-campus, was the first "They seem to overlook how much we ing house permit may be revoked after an to receive a strike. do for this place," Cook says. "Life's too "Our landlord didn't receive a formal short — we're gonna have fun while we're letter about the policy until after we here. If we get evicted, they're gonna set received our first strike," says Rich Pron- us sleeping on the neighbors' lawns." esti. spokesman for Phi Kappa Theta. Phi Mu Delta has two strikes — one- "We heard rumors about |the policy], but disorderly conduct violation for having a that's it." wrestling match in the kitchen and one Concerned about eviction, the fraterni- noise violation. ty attempted to persuade town council to Local residents favor the policy, and make the policy a little more reasonable consensus seems to be that the only thing by proposing a program of designated wrong with "three strikes, you're out" is parry times and community service instead that it's two strikes too many. of strikes, but the council refused to Students are ready to go to bat if the cur- accept the proposal. The fraternity now rent strike system is enforced. Cook thinks has two strikes that the answer is to boycott local businesses. But these "strikes" have no bite of law "If we shop, eat and drink elsewhere, yet. Council member John DiFilippo, the proprietors will open their eyes and head of zoning, says the three strikes poli- see that the town probably couldn't sur- cy is only in the proposal stage. He says vive without us." neighbors have been complaining about the noise and destruction that go on dur- ■ Stephanie Jadlow iec, Tbe California ing and after students' parties Times, California U. of Pennsylvania lO • I I. M;i>»;ixiiit- JANUART FIBRUART 1995 that anti-Semites and neo-Nazis need reason to attack the Jews." Only time will tell how editors will react to Smith's video, which he recently made available for purchase — McBrearity says its He's Ad message would have to be pretty convincing. "I would definitely have second thoughts hen then-produc- through reviews of the video. about running an ad (like that) again." THANKSH, OCCIFER tion editor Brian In the one-hour documentary. Smith's 17. of Alabama, Tuscalaesa — It McBraarhy walked partner David Cole tours the Nazi con- ■ Dan Stockman, Western Herald, was all the alcohol they could drink, into Boston College's student newspaper centration camp at Auschwitz. He inter- Western Michigan U. and the cops were buying. Twenty- offices one day in December IWi, he had views Franciszek Piper, the senior five U. of Alabama no idea of the trouble waiting. curator and head of archives at students did their That morning. The Heights had run a Auschwitz and its museums, and [tart for university paid advertisement from the Committee asks viewers to question the facts of Short aw enforcement by for Open Debate on the Holocaust. In the World War II. letting trainees ad, the committee's director, Bradley R. "As you can see," Cole narrates, practice spotting Smith, questioned the facts of the I lolo- "the Holocaust experts prove Takes people who have caust — specifically whether gas chambers themselves hypocrites when they had too much to were used in Hitler's plan to exterminate tell you there is no need to ques- drink. Volunteers, who had to be the Jews of Europe. tion the Holocaust story, that it has over 21, picked one beverage and Outrage over the ad was overwhelm- already !>een proven." drank as much as they could handle, ing. The Heights later ran an editorial stat- In fall 1994, Smith told U. Mag- then stopped to be given a Breatha- ing its neutrality and its regret for any azine he questions the use of gas lyzer and other sobriety tests. hurt feelings, only to have thousands of chambers so that the "holes in the One participant, Stuart, flipped copies of the paper stolen and stacked in Holocaust story" will be eliminat- — that is, he actually did a back flip the shape of a swastika. ed. Smith says that will force Jews for the walk-and-turn part of the By Smith's estimation, about 60 col- to find other arguments to combat Standardized Field Sobriety Test. lege newspapers have run his ads since neo-Nazi and anti-Semitic attacks "I'm drinking back my tuition," he 1991. Controversy and massive news on their beliefs. says about participating. Um, Stuart, coverage have followed nearly all of Michael Berenbaum, director just how much were you intending them. But this year, editors like of exhibits at the U.S. Holocaust to drink? McBrearity will be taken off the hot Memorial Museum, dismisses seat. In November, Smith sent free Smith's claims. "Gas chambers PHONE MUGGING, videos to 500 college newspapers that were used, and the evidence is HORSE'S HEAD absolutely overwhelming," he had not received any of his ads or arti- U. of Arizona, Tucson — And says. "So far, I haven't discovered Bradley Smith: Hole* In Holocaust theory? cles. His mission? To get more press now from that twisted campus the U. of Arizona: In September, police arrested an 18-year-old freshman for heating up a phone booth. Kevin Steinkamp admitted to drinking that evening and mixing it up with the phone booth. Flier and Brimstone He took a Breathalyzer test, then asked if he could ride in the front seat of the squad car. Police refused. municipal ordinance against threatening only have a generic cop, if you even want It was a joke, not a mandate. At I-ater that same week, Tucson resi- least that's what U. of Colorado, to injure a person or property. He was to think of what he said as a threat. And dent Charles D. Rogge was arrested released on $100 bail later that night and obviously Jesus is not a real person." Denver, student Robert Betts for reportedly soliciting oral sex from Denver Police patrol division chief says of the 20 4liers he posted last sum- was placed on six months' probation in a herd of horses at the campus agricul- Thomas Sanchez says the fliers did not mer with the controversial message, return for a guilty plea. tural center. A witness says he saw Betts says his First Amendment rights affect police officers on the street. "Kill a cop for Jesus." Rogge coaxing horses toward him were violated but that he had pleaded "It's true [Betts] was arrested and Betts says he never intended to hurt with food. The witness further reports charged," Sanchez says. "Once it was anyone and that he just wanted to play a guilty because he was scared. that Rogge then held the food near his "I've always had a bad taste for cops," investigated and found out to be more of a prank to promote his newspaper. Monkey crotch area and exposed himself. he says. "I am sick of cops using their prank, the threat level was reduced to vir- Wrench. Look, Arizona — calm these peo- power, abusing the way they treat citizens. tually nothing." "I thought, 'What could I do to piss off ple down. Try toga parties or some- I had a lot of bad experiences with them in Ironically, Cool Hand Betts created the most people?'" Betts, 23, says. "So, I thing. used Jesus and killing cops." New York, where I lived. It was always Monkey Wrench because of an incident Denver police weren't laughing. Betts something with me." with the Denver Police Dept. in Octolur was arrested and charged with violating a He says he couldn't afford a lawyer and 1992. Betts says police harassed him and WAITER, that he didn't have threatened to take him to jail. THERE'S A BUS... time to wait for the As Betts describes it, "Monkey Wrench Texas Tecb U. — Remember ACLU to provide is not an anti-cop paper. It's a civil rights those museum geeks in Silence of the him one. Saper — police just happen to be the Lambs who played chess with insects? Denver criminal iggest offenders of those rights." They'd love the bash a Texas Tech attorney Chris Mir- Denver police officer James Cxwgrove U. associate professor threw for his anda says he thinks a says he believes Betts' motive was con- students. The lunch included roasted judge would have tempt for police or possibly any kind of crickets and mealworm pizza. been required to authority. "The purpose was to show that dismiss the case. "Betts wanted to piss off the most peo- insects are edible," says Harlan The statement ple," Cosgrove says. "Well, Mr. Belts, this Thorvilson, who teaches an entomol- doesn't constitute a is the real world. When you piss people ogy course. Of the more than 65 stu- threat, he says. off, whoever it is, there is a price to pay. dents enrolled in the course, about 20 "You have to Take your lumps like a man, and stop sampled the hire, which was topped specifically identify your whining." by brownies baked with roasted the person who is crickets. threatened," ■ Christopher L. Anderson, The Good thing the party wasn't Miranda says. "And Metropolitan, Metropolitan State Raided. iJ in this case, you College of Denver

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moving up fast. That'll lie a quick $1,400." There's no real strategy to the game; players just have t" $800 Pyramid Sham assure potential players they ean make a e|uick HELP! MY MOUTH ^ he great Pharaohs <>l Egypt dent ol a new Pyramid. When your Pyra- buck, too, Tut says. "It's not hard to gel IS ON FIRE! probably would not have mid workers are finished recruiting, you people to join. You just have to bullshit Mankato Stair U., Minn. — And approved of the pyramid become Ssoo richer and retire. with them. < )nee you get them in. you're now this, from the People Who Cause building that's going on at West Virginia Although it took ancient Egyptians years eloser to making money." Themselves Great L'.. where students looking for» fast buck to build the great pyramids, WVU students If you want to play the Pyramid anil Pain for School think they've found the W8) t'> strike it rich. s.i\ it takes them onlj about .i week. make money, you've got to recruit hard, Spirit desk.... The name ol the game is Pyramid, and Hut it's not carved in stone that all play- sophomore Pharaoh Faweett sacs. When Short Things heated the rules sound deceptively simple. You ers will be winners. Uthough they risk players become lax about recruiting new up at Mankato State give the "president" ol the Pyramid Sioo. becoming slaves to their bank statements if members, the Pyramid crumbles. I'.'s homecoming to become a "member" oi the club. they can t get any more recruits, players "I put in $100 and made $5(K) in a cou- Takes celebration as it \s .i member, it's your dutj to sign up also take a bigger risk, because the Pyramid ple days," he says. "I should have gotten hosted its first other members. Friends, relatives, pets, isn't |IM a game — it's money laundering $800. but the guys underneath didn't do jalapeno pepper eating contest. Stu- strangers — anyone will do. \- you sign ami racketeering, and playing it could land any work. Those guys are the ones that dents took the hot seat to test their two people up, collect their $1(K) and give it you up to _(l wars m i.iil, aeeording to the really got screwed out of moiicx taste buds and see who could con- to the president, you move up the Pyramid. West Virginia State Attorney's office. Recruiting is the toughest part ol the sume the most peppers. Curt Peters, Once you recruit a total ol eight mem- I ven though the game has been out- game, lawiett says, and every member .1 junior, cried out in pain after only ben lor your Pyramid, you become presi- lawed in -Id slate-, mi lulling West Virginia. has a "duty to recruit." If yon bring in new two bites: "My face has that funky College students like junior King members, then you can make money "I feeling. I wish my mother had taught Tut* are still taking the risk. recruited 1 t people. It wasn't hard It- me to eat spicy food." After 10 min- "I'm not worried about get- profitable if you do your job... I he utes and only three potent peppers ting caught," Tut says. "I'm just money will keep rolling and rolling in." devoured, Peters was named the vic- worried about getting nn When the recruiting slows, the dark tor. He took home a prize basket money. The eops here have bet- side of the Pyramid takes over. Junior I) filled with spicy fare, including ter things to do than bust some Mummy should know — he put $100 into Tabasco sauce, bell peppers, a 32- kids tor making a little money." the Pyramid, but he hasn't seen the trea- ounce can of jalapcnos and a certifi- Tut is playing the Pyramid sures of the game yet. And he doesti t cate for an all-expenscs-paid date lor tile second time. He started think he'll ever see his money again. with Rita Moreno, just kidding. oil on the bottom rung of the "I thought it was a quick buck. Pj i.iinid after giving$100 to bis Mummy says. "It's not really as simple a- CELEBRITY SIGHTING recruiter. That Si00 lias put people think. But I really can't be mad. Cornell U. — Have you touched ?ss? III! $600 in his pocket. And lie's That's what happens when you make i Carl Sagan? If you have. The Cornell ■H.1'00 ii li +*,im ptt^br<»^-i i ii »-J tw h»^»d >» *■ p^^d «, hoping tor more. •»»~*M -*»*».-«•-«>-I*.-**« MOO stupid move." Review wants to hear about it. Stu- •> ppmml —* »• _*> "I made it to president in 'Names in this article have been cban^'■ * *■ «■" III ill I »• na iwrwMd **n •* |>rU"M) II n« .III quick $600. Now I started play- ■ Stacy Kennell, Daily Athenaeum, word essay describing the experience. ing my second Pyramid, and I'm West Virginia U. David Curran, contributing editor to The Review, says the essay contest is not just a joke. He says high-profile the Yale Woman. professors like Sagan demonstrate a Paul, a 22-year- growing gap between students and fac- old American stud- ulty. Often universities "buy" a profes- ies major, says she sor for the name — like Calvin Klein or and Kaufman want Jordachc — and worry about "fitting" Rebel Yale cil to produce him or her into the university later. "something Between tapings of Full House and ow would you like to provocative that would make it America's Funniest Home Videos, Carl watch a male strip show, clear that the magazine had been Sagan probably does have a busier -rent X-rated videos and rejuvenated. schedule than most professors. Or is buy vibrators from a sex shop — all in the What exactly were students that Bob Saget? name of research? s«allowing when they snatched up Jessica Kaufman and Annie Paul found the $,000 copies? I low about an HALF THE MAN it a bit embarrassing at first. But they soon informal, anything-goes rap ses- HE USED TO BE got over those red- sion with seven women of varied Michigan State U. — When laced moments. sexual experience who discussed Michigan State U. State News reporter Yale U. seniors their perspectives on sex and sexu- Laurie Kraus set up an interview with and roommates, ality at Yale? Or two "sexplorers" John Wayne Bobbin, she had no idea Kaufman and Paul — that's "editors" in The Yale she'd catch a glimpse of the world's are the new editors Woman lingo — investigating the most famous penis. .S'Mfr News pho- of The Vale Woman. porn shops of New Haven, Conn. tographer Darrell Taunt persuaded And for their first Or a personal account of one You have to wonder what their mom* will «*y- Bobbin to pose nude holding his new issue last spring, woman's first experience with pornographic video, John Wayne Bob- they refocused the aims of the two-year- masturbation. What else do the editors have up the'r bin, Uncut, in front of his reconnected old publication and reinvented the maga- Kaufman and Paul target primarily the sleeves? Psychoanalysis and the Yale member. Kraus was not allowed in the zine's feminist perspective.- female audience at Yale, but even the men woman, female friendships and women photo area, but after the picture was "We wanted it to be an open forum for couldn't resist the temptation of flipping and the priesthood are just a few ideas on mapped. Bobbin — gentleman that he female thought and opinion on campus," through the pages. Perhaps it was the the agenda. They also plan to sit down is — offered her a peek. He unzipped says 21-year-old Kaufman, who is major- magazine's nine black-and-white "artistic with a group of men and transcribe the his pants and displayed his package for ing in art and American studies. nude" photos, taken by — or was that of? men's conversations for a male version o Kraus and State News entertainment As contributors to the magazine their — Kaufman herself. the first issue's rap session. , editor Kevin Doak. The temptation to freshman — uh, freshperson — year, they The second issue of The Yale Woman is They've come a long way, but don t make some sort of winy pun here is found the content of The Vale Woman bor- being published in conjunction with an art you dare call them baby. just awful, believe us. ing and unsatisfying. exhibit and poetry reading-, the magazine is So the theme of their first issue? Sex and basically a catalogue of those works. B Tommy Sangchompuphen, Yale v»

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better for you than normal foot!. But what I lir dictionary definition of organic is BIODEBATABLE exactly is organic? any chemical compound containing car- Rich Howley, store manager of Fresh bon, which includes every living and for- Fields, a Chicago supermarket specializing merly living organism. Labeling food emember when Mom said, Kinding foods that won't stab you in the in "good-for-you foods," says organic organic is about as informative as labeling "Kat your broccoli — it's back has become a complicated matter of foods are much healthier because they are food "edible." good for you," and the reading labels and sorting fact from hype. grown in a pesticide-free environment. Finding a true definition for organic issue was buried? Well, it's been dug up < >ne labeling ploy is the word "organ- "People like myself, who were raised in seems complicated, yes? Well, you're not and dusted off — gotta watch out for ic." Retailers sell food under this label and the '70s eating McDonald's every day, alone. The debate has even traveled to those pesticides. pass it off as being all-natural and much hear how all this stuff is bad for you now," Capitol Hill. Howley says. "I want to feed my children Congress recently organized the healthy, good-for-you food instead." National Organic Standards Program to U. of Nebraska, Lincoln, freshman work on defining organic and establishing Kelly Bergman says she prefers to eat certification procedures for organic foods. foods labeled organic. "It's nice to know Connie Crunldeton, information direc- what you're putting in your body," she tor for Agricultural Marketing Service in You Say Tomato... reasons. Rockville, Md., a branch of the U.S. "It makes you feel better; it really Department of Agriculture, says the cur- does. You know everything you're eating rent definition of organic depends on is pure." which group you're talking to. But is it really? "People are not sure of what they're Gina Kllwanger, a UNL sophomore getting," she says. "There are different nursing major, says the label "organic" is definitions for different people." misleading. She says she began buying With no national standard, Crunkleton food labeled organic because she fell for says, each state has its own policies for the idea that it was pesticide-free and certifying a food as organic. And with no healthier than nonorganic food. Then standard definition, producers aren't she took a nutrition class and learned allowed to make any specific health otherwise. claims. Organic foods, even if they're Produce grown in "pesticide-free" grown without pesticides, may be pre- fields may not be pesticide-free, she says, served with sugar or loaded with fat. So in because pesticides from other fields may the end, they may be no better than foods blow over and contaminate it. without a fancy label. "They use the word organic and peo- Maybe we should have just listened ple think, 'Oh my God, this is sooo good to Mom. for me,'" she says. "In the true organic sense, it's not better for you. It's expen- ■ Paula Lavigne, The Daily Nebraskmn, sive. It's just hype." U. of Nebraska, Lincoln

JANUARY FIBRUARY 1995 U. Magazine • 21 SLEEPERS, SPOILERS & DARK HORSES Small-conference teams find glory, glamour, Southwest Texas' Richard Hastings: Pride of San prestige and sometimes victory Marcos, Texas. in the NCAA tournament i he NCAA post-season has long been a time for college basketball's Goliaths to strut their stuff. North Carolina, Duke, Michigan, Indiana, Kansas and Kentucky take trips to I IK- Big Dance for granted. But March Madness can't be played without those small-conference Davids, who are becoming more and more dangerous each year. For schools like Rider, New Jersey, Virginia, Liberty, Loyola (Maryland), Central Florida and Southwest Texas State, just getting into the Division I Men's Basketball Championship can turn their entire program around. "For the big schools, their goal is to advance in the tournament," Loyola sophomore Darius Johnson says. "But for schools like us, the goal is just to make it to the tournament." Johnson's squad did just that last year, winning the Metro Atlantic Conference championship game and traveling all the way to Sacramento, Calif., to face Arizona. "It made the whole school recognize that the bas- ketball team deserves some credit, too. It's usually just soccer and lacrosse around here," Johnson says. The second-seeded Arizona Wildcats made fairly quick work of the ISth-seeded Loyola, but Johnson took home a souvenir he'll treasure forever. "One of the T-shirts I got while I was down there had all the teams on it, like Arizona, Louisville and Minnesota, but Loyola just stood out. "It feels great every time I wear it," Johnson says. The town of San Marcos, Texas, was abuzz last March when the beloved Bobcats of SW Texas State won the Southland Conference and earned a trip to the NCAA tournament. "The week before the tournament, we had 5,000 or 6,000 people come to watch us practice," SW Texas State head coach Mike Miller says. "That's more than Former Southwest Texas State coach Jim Wootdrtdge Bobcats Lynwood Wade, Russell i we've had in some games. DeJuan Brown. "Being in the final tournament is an experience that aa • U. IVfuKaiv-.iiic- JANUARY/FIBRUARY 1*95 "It was an outstanding experience for our fans, OUT "One thing that we had going for us was the city and our university," head coach Kirk Speraw says. crowd," Sivills says. "There were about 15,000 people "The school got all kinds of new recognition." there, and dad gum if they weren't all cheering for us. For a small school like Central Florida, such a trip "We went in with the attitude that we could com- is invaluable for recruiting. pete with these guys." Speraw says good athletes like the It took some last-minute heroics, idea of coming to Orlando to go to "It's a great hut Michigan State did prevail by School, but since the (iolden Knights four points in overtime. I low does it had never been to the Promised Land, feeling, being feel when ihe so-called automatic win many talented players have shied awa) becomes anything but? from attending. This year, that isn't in the big "As I he game went on, we happening. weren't thinking 1 is. 16; we were Many naysayers believe that the thinking survival," says Michigan champions of these small conferences show. Its State head coach lud Heathcote. shouldn't even l>c in the tournament, "We diil not pla\ inspired basket- because they aren't truly among the something you hall, and they should never have top 64 teams in the nation. been seeded 16th." Those pessimists think that the Sivills says even to this day. when seventh- or eighth-place teams in a can't describe he sees former Michigan State Spar- "power" conference like the Big Ten tan Steve Smith, whom he played or Atlantic Coast Conference should in words. against in the NBA and on the get the spots currently "wasted" on Dream Team, he thinks hack to the these smaller schools. Theres a day when his college team almost To those who agree with this phi- shocked the world. losophy, say hello to Rider and Mur- "We built our program and our ray State. tingly feeling tradition from playing in the tourna- The ISth-seeded Rider Broncos ment," Sivills says. "It don't matter it made the short trip from about it, and you're a Murray Sine, a Michigan Lawrenceville, N.J. to Uniondale, State, a Kentucky or whatever. TOU NY., last season to face Connecti- 9 can heal any given team on any cut in the first round of the NCAA you can t sleep given day." tournament. A growing number of small- From the Fast Coast Conference, at night." conference schools share that phi- the Broncos (who had also made it to losophy and are gaining the confi- dence not just to make it to the the tournament the year before) came JASON DIXON The 15th seeded Rider Bronco* nearly upset No. 2 dangerously close to knocking off the tournament — but to slay a few U. of Connecticut In last year's tournament. high-ranked Huskies. They say they Eagle Forward giants as well. rightfully belonged in the field of 64 everyone needs to have at least once," Miller says. "The and that these smaller teams should alumni and people around campus are still talking not he taken lightly. about our trip. It was more than I ever imagined." "It was like a dream come true to The toughest task ill the entire tOUIDamenI last year play on national TV and play well," belonged to the Liberty Eagles. Liberty, a school of Rider guard Deon I lames says. "Two approximately 6,000 students, was MM to Maryland to years before, I was watching these pin the No. I team in the country, North Carolina. guys on TV, and I was overwhelmed. The Liberty squad, like several other teams whoac Now I'm playing against them and fates are scaled by the NCAA tournament selection, sat holding my own. It's exciting." together and watched as the names were listed and The near win by Rider would brackets were set. have tied the biggest upset in tour- "They showed Liberty under North Carolina, and nament history. On two occasions, a everyone cheered. I was like, 'What's everybody so No. 15 seed has beaten a No. - seed happy about?*" Fagle forward Jason Dixon says. "But in the first round. In 1993, Santa then I decided, if you're going to play someone, they Clara knocked oft Arizona, and in might as well be the best 1991, Richmond heat the almighty "It's a great feeling, being in the big show. It's Syracuse Orangemen. something you can't describe in words. 'I here's a tingly Ever since the NCAA tournament feeling ahout it, and you can't sleep at night." went to 64 teams in 1985, a No. 16 Liberty made it to the tournament by winning the seed has never beaten a No. 1 seed. Big South Conference championship. Right after they But it almost happened on one fateful won that, odd things started happening, Dixon says. day in 198" Student support started coming from all angles. It was the battle of the MSUs as top- "People who I didn't even think watched basketball seeded Michigan State matched up were wishing us luck and congratulating us. That made against 16th-sceded Murray State from us feel special," Dixon says. Murray, Ky. Murray State had a reputa- Dixon, who had four points in the Eagles' 71-51 tion for upsetting the big boys. As a No. loss to the Tar Heels, says being in Maryland with leg- 14 seed, the team had beaten North endary teams like North Carolina, Indiana and Tem- Carolina State the year before and had ple made him feel like he was at a whole new level of made the tournament out of the Ohio basketball. _/ Valley Conference in five out of six He says his school and program jumped to another years in the late '80s and early "90s. level, too. It was a mismatch on paper, but At Central Florida, the men's basketball team sur- heart can carry a team a long way. prised everyone when it earned its first trip to the "Even today people see my Murray- NCAA grand finale in 1993. State sweatshirt and tell me they Although the Golden Knights were ousted by the remember us almost beating Michigan top-seeded Purdue Boilermakers 98-67 in the first State," says Scot Sivills, who was a Liberty got the toughest tint round assignment In the tournament round, the trip has had a lasting effect on the school. freshman on that Murray State team. vs. No. 1 North Carolina and Eric Montrom*.

JANUARY FIMUABY !••» LI. Mi»j»;»y:iiic- • 23 ©me Nation? Minority student activists shatter the multi-culti myth

n Feb. 9, 1994, 100 His- groups is a problem that plagues the spec- I panic and environmentally Ii\ leflro V Skl.it. trum of minority student organizations. conscious students march- Richard M. Joel, international director for ed up four flights of stairs to the Michigan Cireg Powers, a ton, D.C., says she B'nai B'rith Hillel Foundation and presi- State U. president's office. senior majoring in social / hate to quote glimpsed a different per- dent of the Foundation for Jewish Cam- i From behind the room's 40-foot meet- justice at Antioch, has spective when she spent a pus Life, explains that too often people ing table, the president faced the music. found himself in con- Richard Nixon, semester at Spelman become myopic in their devotion to their One room, one cause, one president and stant turmoil on the College in Atlanta. cause. This may result in basing one 100 students, demanding that the univer- school's highly PC l "I was one of four group's legitimacy on the illegitimacy of sity join the national grape boycott — a (which he calls "Political but he said, We white students there," others. movement designed to protest the harm- Cleansing") campus. Shipler says. "I realized "We're all on edge," Joel says. "We're ful effects of pesticides on grape workers. "I don't think it's bad cannot listen to that when you are a dis- all waiting to see if the man or woman The president listened but refused to that people with a lot of tinct minority, you're next to us is going to embrace us or slap make any commitments. Tension mount- the same ideas hang out interacting with people us. I hate to quote Richard Nixon, but in ed. One Hispanic activist slammed a bushel together," Powers says. one another who are different from his first inaugural address, he said, 'We of grapes onto the onyx table in a rage. "You would just think you all the time." cannot listen to one another until we stop More meml>ers followed. Pretty soon, that they would want to until we stop As a result, Shipler shouting at one another.' grapes covered the table and flew through explore other cultures explains, it may be the "We should emphasize the positive the air. One female activist began dancing and ideas to have a bet- shouting at one white students who miss aspects of our identity and our vision and on the table, smashing grapes with every ter understanding of the an opportunity to learn not take the cheaper path, which is to pounding step. Someone threw a bushel at world. If you constantly about other cultures unite a constituency by declaring a com- the president, who had lost all composure surround yourself with another.' when minorities retreat mon enemy. That only builds walls, not and called for an immediate end to the what you already believe into groups. bridges." madness. in, how are you ever RICHARD M. JOEL, Curt Shepard, direc- Although many white students may It was the grapes of wrath. It was anar- going to learn anything tor of the National Gay think minority issues don't concern them, chy in the board room. Most of all, it was about anybody else?" B'nai B'rith and Lesbian Task Force Shipler, at the National Multicultural a wake-up call. James Heath, presi- Policy Institute's Campus Institute, says true diversity includes Welcome to the world of minority stu- dent of MSU's black student organization, Project, says that oppressed groups often everyone. dent activism. AS ONE, disagrees. "The idea that you're feel a need to create a common agenda. "Whites often feel that they should Today's college campuses are full of missing out on something has no credibil- "It's what makes them strong," he says. not assert their identity as a result of such stories. Growing activism among ity, because we leam about everyone else Still, Shepard emphasizes that there is guilt, anger and/or responsibility." campus minority groups — whether based in all of our classes," he says. "From 8 a.m. a looming threat of campus Balkanization Shipler says. In order for the campus on race, religion, ethnicity or sexual orien- to 5 p.m., we are learning about cultures when a lack of communication or under- society to continue to function and grow, tation — is transforming the individualized of other people. So from 7 p.m. on, we've standing causes different groups to work she says, all students, including whites, '80s into group consciousness in the '90s. got to be concerned with our own culture, against each other. "That's when it should make contributions toward diver- Still, group activism can be as exclusive or we'll get a totally one-sided point of becomes necessary for us to focus not just sity and see their own insights and experi- as it is inclusive. Some claim a group's view. We need to take the time to learn on gay and lesbian issues. If you want peo- ences as valuable. strict concentration on its own issues about ourselves." ple to support you in your efforts, you "I, as a white person, can contribute often detracts from the diversity of a liber- Laura Shipler, training and project need to be willing to work on their issues something, and I have a real responsibility al arts education. Are campuses being coordinator for the National Multicultural and concerns as well." to do so," Shipler says. Balkanizcd as students stick close to their Institute, a research and consulting group Intolerance and misunderstanding The lack of white student movements own special-interest groups? Is the stu- in Washing- among various today also concerns Ernesto Todd Mire- dent body dead? Or is it alive in a les, chair of MSU's Hispanic student diverse, individualized form? organization, Movimiento Estudiantil "In the past, there have been Chicanos de Aztlan (MEChA). issues that mobilized students outside "The average Anglo student of their own immediate interests, like doesn't see a need to protest any- the war in Vietnam," says Souad thing," Mireles says. "That should Dajani, assistant professor of sociolo- send some warning signs out to people gy at Antioch College in California. if you're in college learning all that "But because of the emphasis on Western culture can teach you about things like cultural diversity on college freedom and democracy. If that doesn't campuses, the student struggle has move you to address some sort of been turned inward, away from social wrong, it's really kind of scary. issues. They're trying to get a sense of "What does that say about society at who they are, of their identity, and also large? That there's a group of people of their power." who just don't care? And if they do care, On the positive side, Dajani says, they're seen as these radical, fringe, "They believe in social justice and they strange people. It's really sad. What want to changcthe world quickly." would people think of Thomas Jefferson 'I"he down side, Dajani explains, is that these days? students may often get caught up in a world "He's the man who advocated the of narrow definitions and not see what they overthrow of the government by the have in common with other people. use of arms. What would that make "They may lie cheating themselves out him today? That would make him a of exploring connections," she says. hunted man."

24 • II. Ma}(azine JANUARY/FEBRUARY 1995 Uindeir God? When it comes to religion, students sure aren't sheep

osing your religion? Apparently In God wo trust? not. Although you chastised us for By Jessica Ruzz, Tufts Daily, Tufts L Instead of relying on teachers and 1 the wording of our October poll books for religious instruction, some stu- question, "Do you believe in God?" (We cousin told his sister to get him a sand- runner, Levitt discovered long ago that dents just follow their instincts about what meant 'a higher power." Really.), 75 percent wich. The girl complied without question meditating helps him concentrate during moves them. of you said that you do. And your responses as Sbaiti's jaw dropped. "He tried that a race. "Once I had a religious experience at a reflected beliefs formed not by passive accep- with me. I told him, 'Get your own damn "It doesn't have to mean sitting in the car race," Shiflett says. "I watched the tance but through active learning, questioning sandwich!' He didn't ask again." lotus position, palms up, chanting 'oou- cars, heard the noises and got all choked and individualizing. Islam isn't the only religion to fall ummm, oouummm.' Sometimes I medi- up and started crying. That sounds kind of So, independent of the poll, we decided to under fire for "sexual discrimination" — tate just by staring at the clasp on the weird, but I can't deny that I felt some explore this trend of DIY spirituality. Sure most commonly practiced faiths confer necklace of the guy in front of me." higher presence." enough, students are finding their own person- more power upon males. And what of this "Clod" thing? Do al — no, we won't say Jesus. You fill in the "Judaism, Christianity, Islam, you -It's hard to rolato to tho MM* whoa runners like Levitt ever appeal to Ciod — blank. name it. I haven't found one that works you IIv* In LA." or gods — to make their feet fly? "Religion? What religion? All I see for me yet," says a self-proclaimed ultra- "Well, Sodom and Gomorrah come "Well, I wouldn't necessarily want to now is commercialism," says a Boston feminist U. of Michigan sophomore pretty close," amends UCLA senior go on the record and say that I don't College junior and spiritual cynic who who also doesn't want her friends and Patrick Shiflett. "Me, I'm probably a believe in God," Levitt says. "It's not asked us not to use his name. family to know that she's religiously pagan, or a druid of sorts." Officially, he's quite that simple. Let's just say that I do "My family's strictly Roman Catholic. challenged. an unconfirmed Roman Catholic. believe in myself, and right now, that's They'd crucify me if they heard me say Slum points out, though, that applying "I don't want to offend hard-core enough." that." Western values to Islam is like judging a Christians — although it's fun to watch Some folks believe in a higher power Uh.... Grateful Dead concert by standards you'd their reactions when I tell them I'm a — even if they're hesitant to give it a "Pun most definitely intended." usually use for Pavarotti. druid — but I just believe a little more in name. Drugstore Santas notwithstanding, it "I've tried to pick and choose which the longevity of nature than the infallibili- "There's something out there," Bock makes sense that many college students parts of each culture I follow and come to ty of human germs." says. "I don't know if it's God, or fate, or are religious skeptics. It's hard to believe terms with it that way. You have to recon- Shiflett's philosophy is fairly straight- what, but I believe there's something in Adam and Eve when we're being pre- cile the contradiction, or you'll go forward: "People can't be right or wrong stronger than we are." sented with reasonably conclusive proof in their beliefs — just a little funny-look- Shiflett suggests that God's a "good that our ancestors dragged their knuckles ing during religious fervor." dude," although "genderless — probably through cave life. Still, some students have "If you'ra into religion, you'ro Into If anything has desensitized him to above all that male-female sloppiness. But managed to ui.iiiii.iin their faith. phytlcs." organized religion, it's having it forced on I don't think Ciod has anything to do with "Judaism is still a really important part Tufts freshman Josh Levitt was him by those who don it as a garment of suffering. People do." of my life," says Shari Bock, a State U. of inspired to consider religions other than self-righteousness. Southern Californians, The college years tend to mark the New York, Stonybrook, senior. "If any- Judaism by a friend named Ruby, whom he says, fall into two religious classes. death of blind faith in everything from thing, I'm closer to it. It's helped me get he met in junior high. "Some have resigned themselves to the parental wisdom to governmental policy, through a lot of rough times." "Ruby's been practicing Siddha Yoga fact that they'll probably burn in hell and and religion is certainly no exception. But Others argue that religion shouldn't be since she was 9. Her mom was into it, so are applying eternal sun block, SPF 99 simultaneously, these years can signal a used as a crutch. "If there's a God up she grew up with it." Ruby's practices, million, even as we speak. Those who rebirth — a reconciliation of faith with its there, he must get pretty sick of people which include meditation and a special haven't just listen to religious music in contradictions to form a hybrid spirituali- using him — ft's the ultimate fair-weather focus on nature, kick-started Levitt's own their spare time and try to convert the ty that's all our own. friendship," says a U. of Pennsylvania religious explorations and research. general populace." sophomore who knows God will forgive Today, Levitt's set of convictions reads him for not revealing his name. like a "choose your own adventure" novel. He subscribes primarily to the values and Got your own! isandwichr ideas set forth in Eastern religions, espe- Some students have modified their cially those that center on nature. original religious ideas. Islamic beliefs "Religion was created by man to dominated the Kuwaiti upbringing of explain natural phenomena. Nadya Slum, a Tufts U. senior. Nearly every major religion "Religion was a central part of my life," has a flood story, and all the she says, "and I was pretty much taught floods seem to take place not to question it." around the same time. Coinci- Slum's decision to attend an American dence? I think not." university posed a problem for her tradi- Levitt finds Taoism partic- tional father. To a degree, his fears were ularly appealing, because it realized; her outlook has changed since aims to resolve the mechanics she left Kuwait. of why the world works the way At Tufts, she confronted her reserva- it does. tions and found that most of her problems "If you're into reli- with Islam are gender-based. "It's a patri- gion, you're into archal religion. I'm a modern female, and physics." I'm a Muslim — a walking contradiction. Judeo-Christian tra- "When I went to Lebanon this past dition lacks one practice summer, I argued with my family over covered by many East- things I would've accepted without ques- ern religions: medita- tion a few years ago." One day, a male tion. A cross-country

JANUAKY/PUMMUnr 1995 U. Manazine • 25 1- The Five-Year Plan HI Yloorc, I he Review. I

colleagues who call it Star Trek Plan: The Taking tho Sconlc Route Give 'em credit. Nei cr-ending Voyage. But for the most part, Going to France was worth staying an these super-seniors led no remorse. extra year at Colorado College for fifth- Please. year senior Kris Kimber, 23. Nearly all the credits from his year-long studies in ctting some college stu- Julie Solomon, 22, a fifth-year senior at France transferred, but none went toward dents to graduate in four the U. of Cieorgia, says that her advisers his biology major. He had to return to years is like getting a didn't clearly explain her academic Colorado for another year. politician to leave office after one term. options. Like many college newcomers, "I was sick of school," he says. "This For many students, what used to he a she wasn't sure what she wanted to major was my excuse for a year off." short-term experience has turned into a Kimber has no regrets about graduat- full-time career. ing in five years. "Had I pushed through, I The four-year degree is becoming a wouldn't have had the time to enjoy thing of the past, something prefaced by myself. I really should've taken a year off your parents' wistful stories of "When I after high school," he says. "I wouldn't went to college...." Four years don't allow recommend graduating in five years per se, you to take a range of courses or to decide but I'd recommend studying abroad." confidently on a major, some argue. ITien Super-seniors do experience a degree Roadrunner U. there's that dismal job market looming of four-year-centrism, Kimber says, in lieyond the fun of mom-and-dad-sponsored addition to facing relatives' nagging ques- Meep! Meep! campus life. It's jast t damn hard to leave. tions of, "Well, are you going to graduate At the U. of North Carolina, the this year?" Initially, Kimber's parents Just the opposite of the five-year choice may be a little easier. If you're up in. "You feel all this pressure to decide a "weren't real enthused" about him taking plan Is the often self-created (not for paying a 25 percent tuition surcharge major [while] you're trying to get to know another year, but his mom says the extra found In a course catalog) three-year to stay enrolled after eight semesters and yourself," she says. money spent was "part of Kris' education- or less-than-four-year plan. Many hyper- 128 credit hours, go ahead. Otherwise, get Solomon started out as a journalism al process" and that she and her husband motivated students who come into col- out in four years. Still, many university major with a minor in food and nutrition. no longer have any misgivings about it. lege with Advanced Placement credits officials around the country refer to the Three switches later — after deciding Kimber's mom says that it's more diffi- and want a head start In the Job arena five-year plan as a problem — an "acade- against culinary school and med school — cult for students to graduate on time from find the warp-speed taste o' collage mic epidemic." she was (and is, as of 4 o'clock this after- public universities than private schools most definitely to their liking. "If students don't graduate in four noon) a dietetics and nutrition major. because a chunk of public students' time is Nlckl Johnson. 22. a '93 Duke U. years, it's usually their own fault. They "All my friends graduated last year," generally set aside for a job to pay tuition. graduate In economics, entered col- don't talk to uppcrclassmcn or advisers.... Solomon says. "I think they sort of pitied me." "Most people have to worry about where lege with 18 AP credits. After real I z They screw around too much," says Rick Murray Solomon, Julie's dad and their next dollar is coming from. That's ing It wasn't too much extra work to Roberts, director of Colorado College's financial means of prolonging the college more true at public schools than private, graduate early, she decided to do It career center. experience, says he assumed that his liberal arts colleges." and save money. "It would've been Au amtrahr, say most five-year students. daughter would graduate on time until By golly, give this woman an academic nice to graduate with my good A new generation of learners seems to about two years into college. analysis degree! In fact, in Minnesota, the friends, but it wouldn't have been believe the extra year is worth it, since it "When her mother and I went to col- graduation rates at $10,00()-a-year public worth $20,000.' allows rime to switch majors, study abroad lege 35 years ago," he says, "it was unusual schools are 48 percent lower than those at Johnson's advisers were no help. and deal with financial and to take more than four years to graduate. $20,000-a-year private schools. Who says "They couldn't understand why I'd personal problems. Sure, We knew we were to complete our educa- that time isn't money? want to miss the fourth year of 'the they fall victim to name- tion in four years. Period. (But| drop/add Duke experience." she says. Now. In retrospect — with a master's in calling from their four-year was also unheard of in our day." Hying MM Co-op Warren Williams, 21, is a "pre-junior" accounting from the U. of North Caroli- in his fourth year at Drexel U. in Philadel- na and a Job with one of the Big Six phia, with one more year to go. At Drexel, accounting firms — she says graduat- percent of the students are on the ing m three years gave her "a leg up j-op cycle — they spend half the on the competition. * year in class and half on internship. Jeff Ladwig, a 20-year-old sopho- And one more year in school. more at Colorado College, will gradu- ate next year, after three years and "It used to bother me when I'd go home and have to explain two summer sessions, to save both [co-op] to my friends. They'd himself and his parents the $17,142 think I was on a remedial per year tuition Mil. But he feels he plan; that couldn't be further may be missing out by doing so. "I'd from the truth," says recommend four years — you get more Williams, an accounting major out of collage; you have more time to who interns with the Federal hangout." Not all three-year students feel that Deposit Insurance Corp. "I way about prolonging the collage party used to try to explain the co-op program to everyone to justify scene. "I have senloritls," says Leslie graduating in five years. There's BHawsky. 20, who will graduate from no need to justify it. I just don't see the U. of Delaware this May after only what the rush is." three years. "I love U0. but you can Williams asks the same question as mote filled, cheap-beer fret many five-year students: "If you can parties for Just so long." afford it, why not stay in school? This is the best time of your life anyway."

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the background sounds to several scenes. Singleton goes On cue, the group erupts in babble, simu- lating the crowd scene on the screen from the streets before them. On-screen, a policeman unfurling a swastika flag stands between to the classroom two opposing groups — one white, the other black. The scene swims in t 26, John Singleton has metaphor, which seems lost on the actors. can write about the streets. But I also speech. We communicated our differences lived out the most fevered The performers who represent the know about other things." — black people, white people, gay people, • and wild-eyed fantasies of crowd are themselves divided. One group Singleton says he expects resistance to straight people. We were just out with our 100,000 film students. of actors represents the "black perspective" Higher Learning from the mainstream. "I shit." Because of that. Singleton says, his In 1990, the L'. of Southern California and the other, the "white perspective." think amongst us [people in their 20s) — shoot lacked the factionalism manifested film school graduate turned his senior the- "Do the white perspective first," calls we'll get it. But I don't know about the in so much of society. sis script into what film critic Roger F.hert The Woman Who Seems To Be In older crowd. I think they're going to be But still, one has to wonder. called "one of the hest films in recent Charge. afraid of (the film]." Behind the glass partition isolating years." Boyz .V the Hood was nominated for "Oh, you can't do that," comes the Singleton says that mainstream viewers Singleton from his actors, the ""white a Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival response. may feel threatened by the "very anti- perspective" has just been heard and and hailed by critics in the United States "I know," The Woman Who Seems establishment" film, which examines such the "black perspective" now comes to as ground-breaking. The film became an To Be In Charge chuckles. "They're time-worn institutions as the American the fore. overnight cultural touchstone ant) the always first." General laughter. educational system and such newly con- Unwittingly, the opposing groups fall Itandara by which urban dramas are now On the surface, the post-production set ceived institutions as political correctness immediately into the stereotype of inter- judged. It also gave Singleton a lifetime of of Higher Learning seems to exist in a state — a ui iii which draws from Singleton a racial dialogue — blacks fed up and angry, Hollywood clout, enabling him to make of racial detente — exchanges like the one percussive "f—k that." whites frightened and bewildered. F.ach his second film, Poetic Justice, starring above are common. Laughter suggests group reacting to the same set of images, Janet Jackson and Tupac Shakur. that the film's cast and crew are free of the A LonC Way To Go each seeing something completely differ- Four years after his initial break- anxieties and polarization experienced by The set of Higher learning. Singleton ent. I .u h, in the end, addressing only through, Singleton has taken the camera the characters on screen. says, was ripe for tension because of the themselves. from the streets to the classroom for his But if you listen closely, some of the movie's subject matter. As they finish their scenes, the actors third feature film, Higher Learning. laughter on the set sounds forced. "But there was none of that," he says. who comprise the black and white per- Not bad for a 20something. "The cast and crew were straightforwariK- spectives return to their previous places. Unlearn and avoided the pussy-footing of PC Blacks on the left. Whites on the right. Fight The Powers That Be John Singleton is on a roll. "Our generation is the most danger- "See, most people who are running ously passive generation... ever," Single- things... are like 10 or IS years away from ton laments. The director, dressed in dying," he says. "They don't give a f—k College, credit cards and fascism black and head shaved, is overseeing the ,ll» >lll us." post-production of Higher Learning at a "[Young people need toj unlearn all of U.: W mil like when you get to college, busy sound stage in I.os Angeles."! lere we the things the old school taught us about i you do get there — are killing each other, but we're also let- communicating with each other... about — They learn to be intolerant. When you go to school, ting other people dictate our future being afraid to talk about certain things," you're not taught to flip the script on everything and change this whole thing. We should be tearing up shit like they did he says. These "certain things" are at the You're taught, really, to be a worker. They give you your credit card when you in the '60s." heart of Higher Learning. first come to the university. You're taught to be... actually, a slave. Nearby, a group of actors is dubbing The film, set at the fictional Christo- U.: They out you under the yoke. pher Columbus ttudfmtem: They put you in debt. You're taught to be an alcoholic, you know University — a pri- [laughs). vate, predominantly U.: to they're prmewrktgyou to be a worker? white institution Sfaagtotoa: They're not preparing you to change the system; they're prepar- somewhere in the ing you to participate in it. [Drunk freshman voice:) "Hey, let's get drunk!- Or, western United "Hey. I got a free credit card!" Or, "Oh, I came here to get rich. I came here to States — chronicles go to business school so I could learn to get rich. I'm going to law school." one semester in the Why do you want to go to law school? "I dunno, that's where they said you lives of three black could learn to make some money." You know? freshmen. ■ In school... I would go up to my teachers and tell 'em, "Look, I'm not com- "It's a powerful- ing to class. Because I'm not here to complain about why I'm not writing. I'm ass picture," Single- going to go out and write. This is my shit. This is my expression." ton says. "I'm hop- U.: Weetmmrealo4otmtmth}metwoemyoummmlthe[U$Xlmmmdmemrt- ing the movie will ithmrmt get the whole Boyz Yeah. yeah. They called me everything in the book. They said I S the Hood monkey was egotistical, that I was a black supremacist. (Laughs.) I mean, I was Just off my back. I grew like — hey, I'm going to a miverrSty that's almost like a fascist int. up in the streets. I It's not just SC. AN universities are like that. Laurence Flrnhbume {tight) educate* In Higher Learning. know the streets. I i

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The liajlm, Paac* — With a name like The Lupins, it has to be good. The Lupins pump out good ol' Irish jigs. Peach is set for release early this year, just in time for St. Patrick's Day. Teota TMaUwi, bat Caaet W—t Cmmmt —- If you re lonesome for Mr. Rogers' Siouxsie & the Banshees deep and robust. "She's a River" and neighborhood, pop in some Toots. This album features music from jazz greats John Tbt RllptltIT "Night Music" kick it off to an explosive Coltrane. John ■Dizzy' Gillespie. Thelomous Monk and Miles Davis. Geffisn st.irt, setting an upbeat pace for the entire Jai, ffta PWMMMB) Mkw — Message music was never so smooth. Sine ad lite mixed Siouxsie & the disc, rhe downside to such consistency is with hard-core Sade makes for slinky yet danceable rhythms and rhymes. ■<",-, Banshees begin that many tracks sound the same. Listen to Afro Plans, Afrm Plaae — Psychidialectic-hypnofunk and many other 24-letter words. their 14th album, it in spurts, and you'll like it all the more. Afro-Plane's funk is surpassed only by their psychoclismic catatophicaldiaobatical word The Rapture, with usage. Peace out. "() Baby." a clever ■ C. Alex Foster, The Northeastern Slnead OXa—iar, Uaftwraaf MaaaW — Sinead was punk rock when punk rock pop distraction News, Northeastern L'., Massachusetts wasn't cool, and her new. delicately lush CD is equally subversive In its earnestness. Her closel) resembling hair is back, too. their'1992 hit, Wayne Kramer Waata Hubham, JaeaaVfy Lamm — In the fine tradition of journeyman musicians, Hub- "Kiss Them For The Hard Stuff bard writes love songs — nothing but love songs. Plus, he digs Stevie Wonder, turning in Me," hut hardly Epitaph a fine cover of 'Golden Lady." representative of the rest of this collection. Although A handful of other tracks on The Rapture WAYNE KRAMER Wayne Kramer conjure the dark and dreamy moments and his defunct that have always made the Banshees' music band, the MC5, vital and relevent. are highly respect- Zuzu's Petals With cx-Vclvet Underground mem- ed in the punk ber John Calc as co-producer, the community as Zaza's Petal* are alive and touring — despite some close calls. Soon after this group has expanded its musical scope. genre pioneers, crunchy-cool three-piece began its latest tour in Seattle, guitarist/lead singer Laurie using not only the Middle Kastern Kramer falls way Lindeen was choked by a "grunge girl." instruments heard on their last album. short as a solo act. 'A really bombed grunge girl.' adds drummer Linda Pitmon. Superstition, but also some inventive The Hard Stuffs spoken-word/heavy- It seems the drunk wannabe was friends with the opening band. "We had three Pearl string sections. metal crossovers arc poorly planned, with Jam Jr. bands open for us.' Lindeen says. "Then we got up there in our little Iam6 dress- rocky transitions. es, and [the audience| just hated us." So Lindeen put on a stocking cap accidentally left Rob Hooper, California State I .. ■ Kramer seems to prefer babbling to on stage, thinking the trendy crowd might approve. But the slurring teenybopper wanted Los Angeles making statements during his spoken- the hat back: hence the grunged grip around the singer's throat. word moments ("Incident on Stock Fortunately, the tour has improved since then. At the Los Angeles club Hell's Gate, LA. Guns Island"). And his verses have evidently Zuzu's Petals' diversity won the crowd's approval. Vicious Circle never been introduced to his choruses — The band is on the road supporting its sophomore effort, The Music of Your Lite, on A&M the bridges aren't even in the same time Twin Tone Records. Mixing addictive, steamy-sweet melodies with just enough power- LA. Guns' /one. The result is little continuity and pounding grooves, this all-female band breaks the boundaries of classification. From the Vicious Circle is a rhythm. Although Kramer is best known Ventures sounding surf guitar line in 'Chatty Catty" to the better Frisbec for his guitar playing, his riff bits are spo- in-your-face brash beat of 'Do Not." these Minnesotans than musical com- radic with no real substance. have more hooks than a tackle shop. pilation. Most of 'In the beginning, reviewers would say. 'They're some- the songs are the ■ C. Alex Foster, The Northeastern where between Scrawl and Babes in Toyland." bassist same old fare — News, Northeastern U., Massachusetts Coleen Ektwood says. "That killed me. It's like, could they decent music but cover any more ground?" little to make the Zumpano Zuzu's Petals prove that tenderness and force can get mouth water. Ijook What the Rookie Did along. Even if the group is getting choked in Seattle, true Technically, the music isn't halt had Sub Pop rock and roll aficionados will embrace them. — but there's nothing here that other The Vancou- For more information on Zuzu's Petals, write: Restless bands haven't already done, and done ver-based four- Records. 1616 Vista Del Mar. Hollywood. CA 90028 better. With so-so guitar work, bland piece Zumpano is vocals and backup bass and drums that typified by pop ■ Aaron Cole, Long Heach Union, California State can only be described as forgettable, melodies, cheesy I'., Long Beach what's there to like? Welcome to late '80s synth riffs and glam metal, redux. star-crossed lyrics. Highlights of ■ James Frusetta, State Press, Arizona their debut effort State I l/>ok What the Rookie Did include the Par- tridge Familyesque "Rosccrans Blvd.," the U. Radio Chart Simple Minds spectacularly slick pop of "I Did You" and Good Sews from the Sext World 1.JM Orange, Matador the '60s flavored "Oh That Atkinson 2.U* Whip-Smart, Matador/Atlantic Virgin (iirl." Zumpano's songs bear all the manic a, waSTB IMea LeSSi att. Strangers From The Universe, Matador The Simple energy of a blissed-out 14-year-old at her 4. Bakesale. Sub Pop Minds' new effort. first proper rock and roll concert. m. Ruby Vroom, Slash Good News from the Zumpano play pure, unadulterated t. Chocolate * Cheese, Elektra Next World. strikes pop, a sorely underreprescnted art form in 7. S Meg PeaaeWen, Pisces hcariot. Virgin a mid-'KOs nostal- 1994. Although Look What the Rookie Did StarUie Walker, Drag City gic chord, but the might be the next sleeper hit of the col- I jived. Arista heavy synthesizer lege music world, Carl Newman's dreary Alien ID, K sound is fresh vocals eventually rain on the pop parade again. 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-I Kiss of Death three close Twentieth Century Fox friends wiperi- ■ncing and David Caru- so stars as sharing first loves, first ^f IAJFI^ ^X ^| Jimmy Kil- times and first martin, « New 1 ork cop (big losses. Guys, stretch there. think date movie — this is a good oppor- I).i\ id) caught tunity to showcase your sensitive side. in a well ol Ladies, the film features the strapping 1 double-crosses young Chris (VDonncIl (Scent of a and sudden Woman) as the world's nicest guv. il e a t h .is In Except lor this one reall) awful thing he infiltrates New York's criminal under- does when — but hey. you'll have to see ground. Nicholas Cage (// Could Happen the film. To Ynn) plays the underground leader, the criminally insane Little Junior Brown, Houseguest I loll\ wood Pictures whose viciousness knows IKI limits, except when he is playing with his pet rabbit. L'h oh. Someone made the mistake of Cuddles. Will Caruso pull nil his silver putting Sinb.id in front of a movie camera. screen debut? And. more importantly, will The comedian stars .is entrepreneur Kevin he keep his pants on? Franklin, who, after his latest get-rich- quicfc scheme fails, is forced to leave town Shallow Grave III a hurry. With hit men hot on his trail, Gramercy he heads to the airport, where he acciden- Starring tally meets wealthy lawyer Gary Young Before Sunrise tive producers, you can be sure this actors you've (SSI's Phil llartman). Sinhad convinces Castle Rock won't be some schlocky rip-off — never heard of, Young that he is a childhood friend who is in for a visit. This comedic mix-up causes It's the flick you've all been wailing lor because, man, those guys would never this film fea- — Richard I.inklatcr's (Slacker, Dazed and sell out. tures three nonstop /.my antics. Confused) third film, starring Kthan 20somethings llawkc (Reality Biles) as Jesse and Julie Murder in the First in search of a Johnny Mnemonic TriStar Delpy (Three Musketeers) as Celine. Jesse, Warner Bros. cool rooin- an American who will lie returning to the Take one ni a t e. They Macho men and big guns. Now there's Siaus from Vienna in the morning, con- cup Christian finally agree on one, but their new roomie a novel idea. Ke.inu Reeves {Speed) and vinces Celine, a French student heading Slater (Inter- ends up stone-cold dead atter the first Dolph Lundgren (Tiruecop) star in this hack to Paris, to tour Vienna until... you view with the night — leaving behind a suitcase full ol insult with a deadly plot written by sci-fi guessed it: sunrise. They share intimate I'a m pi re) and cash. Dark comedy ensues when the three godfather William Gibson {Neurmumcer), details of their lives, including Celine's one cup Kevin roommates decide to keep the money, gel Reeves is hack, incorporating the intelli- first toilet training. Sounds like romance is Bacon (River rid of the body and start killing each gence ol his character from Hill and Ted'i in the can. IVilit), stir and Other. See it with your roommates. That Excellent Adventure. This movie will, like, pour into the should IK- fun. attempt to answer some most excellent Bad Company San Francisco questions about what happens when you Touchstone Pictures Bay. What do Circle of Friend* get "future •hock" disease and. like, how you get rid ol it. lee-'l thinks he's got the Laurence Fishhurne (Higher Learning) you get? A mixture that dissolves Alcatraz Savoy Pictures solution, hut Dolph Lundgren will Ilex his plays a disrespected C.I.A. agent who is — eventually. Henri Young (Bacon) is a Directed by Pat O'Connor, Curie of pythons io stop the Ice-man from finding caught in a maze of industrial sabotage. prisoner confined to and tortured in "the Friends is a coming-of-age drama set in out. Excellent, dude. But wait, there's more. Bring in the pit," a one-man cell in the prison base- 1950s Ireland. Stop yawning — the film dame! EHen Barkin (This Boy's Life) is a ment. James Stamphill (Slater) grudgingly features Irish talent Saffron Burrows. ■ John Quinlen, Rebel Yell, U. of master manipulator who tricks Fishhurne becomes Young's lawyer and, unwittingly, Geraldine O'Rawc and Minnie Driver .is Nevada, Las Vegas into taking over her operation of evil. his friend. Gary Oldman (Bratn Stoker's Their relationship erupts into uncontrol- Dracula) is the nasty ol' warden who lable passion when a twist of greed is makes Young's life anything hut a rose tossed in. Acclaimed mystery writer Ross garden. Thomas penned this edgc-of-your-seat passionate tale of double-cross and Tom and Viv In a large house for a small movie called deception. Miramax Films The Last lapsar, Cameron Diaz turns on the T.S. Eliot kitchen sink. What no one will notice is that Jerky Boys ( W i I I e m it's not a functional sink — water is being I .11 i\ .111 Pictures D a f o e , pumped into the scene via a garden hose. In Listen up, Platoon), an another room, a production assistant struggles fruitcake, tbe American to kink the hose and turn it off. Jerky Boys are writer attend- It'll take more than kinking a hose to hold finally hitting ing college in back the political content of The Last Supper. The the big screen. England, falls black comedy centers on a batch of post-gradu- How they pull for a high- ates who kill political foes under the rationale that if someone had offed Hitler pre-Fuhrer, the this one off is strung Eng- world would have been a better place. anyone's lishwoman, "On one hand, there are long scenes of serious, political, polemical discourse — almost guess, but if Vivienne Haigh-Wood (Miranda Socratic." says Jonathan Penner. a co-star who helped write the movie. "Then you have the movie is Richardson, Crying Game). Viv suffers scenes of random insane violence.... People [are) dying for real, and the stakes are high." half as funny as their two albums (Jerky from what doctors called a moral psy- Co-wnter of The Last Supper. Dan Rosen says that although it may not be commercial Boys, Jerky Boys II), it could be hilarious. chosis: public rantings and ravings. gold, it should play well for educated audiences, especially in college towns. "This is a Secret identities of the boys, Johnny B. Relations between the couple suffer political time, especially with this new government, the 'new order."' he says as he watch- (Brennan) and Kamal (Ahmed), will when Viv takes high-powered pharma- es recent election returns. finally be revealed in tbis send-up of ceuticals to fend off the malady. "Ninety percent of me was thinking, 'Man, this is terrible for the country,' and the their now-famous crank phone calls. Inspired by Viv's wild antics, Tom busts other 10 percent was [thinking), it's going to help our sequel!" With Tony Danza (Who's tbe Boss) and out some wild poetry that makes him ■ Michael Horowitz, The Doily Bruin, U. of California, Los Angeles Emilio Estevez (Mighty Ducks) as execu- famous.

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Shocking, vulgar, Sutton recognizes most of the audi- formed at the ences at the Annoyance as college stu- Neo-Futurarium Underground theater takes a stab at opening mlnda. profane — it's dents, particularly from nSaffa) IX- Paul each week. After I ., Northwestern U. and Loyola U. rolling a die to determine your admis- drinking until 11:30. It's 80 to 85 per- underground That doesn't surprise I.uigi Salerni, sion price and receiving a "IIF'LLO MY cent college students, and they're lined theater professor and head of directing NAMF. IS" tag with a given name that is up around the block." theater and play writing at Southern Methodist far from your own, you arc handed a Salerni thinks that underground the- L'. in Texas. He believes the audience menu of the night's plays. (The Neo- ater on campuses can be a springboard to lor underground theater is "anyone who Futurists have this thing about doing .50 wider appeal. But even college students IIFATRF SICKS. isn't afraid of having the braces on their plays in 60 minutes.) aren't always open to new ideas, he says. Thjl's the message brains expanded" — typically college "The basis for this show is to create "Universities, instead of being the painted across the hack students, he says. an audience-interactive event which is liedrock of experimentation, debate and wail of the Annoyance Theatre in "(Underground theater] encompasses unrcproducible, which will create some- adventure, are the new licdrock of con- ( hicago. any form of performance that's outside thing live between the servatism," he says. . "We don't like to treat ourselves like of the standard conventions of main- audience and perform- Thai's what Cindy a theater," explains Mark Sutton, an stream society, " Salerni says. ers," Allen says. "It contains a Gold, an assistant pro- actor and director at the Mage. Thai's as You could hardly call what happens After six years, Too lessor and director of apparent in the theater's nontraditional at the Neo-Futurarium, another Chica- Much Ijght still attracts lot of vulgarity the undergraduate act- set-up — a former plumbing supply go theater, conventional. During each loyal, young audiences. ing department at the warehouse that's strewn with heat-up performance, writer/actor Greg Allen "'The college audience U. of Mississippi, found couches anil folding chairs for the audi- and profanity, risks losing his head — literally. is usually up for any- out last fall when the ence — as in the plays performed there. "Ax Me is one of those things that thing — a fun, new school produced Lips After five yean, Cted Waked sluts is pushes the limits of what is performance experience — and which gives it Together, Teeth Apart. the longest-running musical comedy in and what is real life," Allen says. The that's what Too Much "They're not accus- the history of Chicago theater. Improvi- idea behind Ax Me is for Allen to come Light is," Allen says. tomed to seeing the sation inspired, it's your typical slice-of- that little twist. on stage with an ax, demonstrate that the Because students subject of homosexuali- lile depiction of a coed prison full of ax is real and invite the biggest, meanest, are so receptive to this ty presented in such an perverts, killers and whores. nastiest-looking audience member to style of theater, the But people open way," Crtild says. "It contains a lot of vulgarity and come on-stage. Ulen then badgers the Neo-Futurists fre- One powerful scene profanity, which gives it that little twist. pel si 111 into chopping off his head. quently do college like it." depicts a character But people like it and keep coming "Luckily, no one ever injured me in tours. The company dropping his ring in hack,'' saxs Sutton. any way, although one night someone recently did shows in the pool at a gay man's Call it shock theater. Call it the the- MARK SUTTON, took a swing at me, which was really Providence, R.I., New house. No one wants ater underground — it's cropping up f—king scary," Allen admits. "I don't York City, Seattle and Director, to go in and get the everywhere, yet it gets buried under Let know if I'd ever repeat it." San Francisco. ring, out of fear of get- \li;. Speed and Melrose Place. But some Annoyance Theatre Ax Me is part of the series. Too Much Success with the ting AIDS from the are discovering the hidden treasures that Ijght Makes the Baby Go Blind, and is one Chicago student audi- pool. mainstream entertainment lacks. of hundreds of plays that might be per- ence led Patrick Cannon to take his play, "There were people in the audience Stumpy's Gang, on the road to Los Ange- who were just squirming in their seats," les' Zephyr Theatre. In Chicago, stu- says Paola Rcnzi-Callaghan, a graduate dents would return seven or eight times Student and a main character in the play. to see the play. Cannon says. Audience members either loved it or Described as a horror movie on hated it, she says. stage, Stumpy's Gang uses three to four Greg Giblin, an Ole Miss sopho- gallons of fake blood in each production. more, says a little controversy is good. "People in the front rows are jumping "1 he more controversy the better, out of their seats and moving a couple because then it slowly forces everyone to rows back," Cannon says. be open to all sorts of ideas. Sometimes Stumpy's Gang is about the relationship art just has to break barriers." between Frank Bubman (pronounced Bryan Rice, a senior drama student at boob-man), a bio-maintenance disposal Carnegie Mellon U., agrees. Rice is a engineer at a genetics lab, and three failed founding member of Pittsburgh Theatre experiments he decides not to dispose of. Laboratories, a student-run theater compa- Stumpy's Gang incorporates live ny whose agenda includes raising awareness music, synchronized video and puppetry, of issues and discussing events. The Labo- and it too takes an interactive approach. ratories recendy produced Hitler Dances, a To determine ticket price, wannabe play that explores propaganda and war. audience members must spin a giant "Audiences may not always agree The crazy, cagey cast of The Persecution and Assassination of Jean Paul Marat Twinkie (Bubman's snack of choice). with what we're doing, but that's what as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of "It's an event," says Jim O'l leir, who it's all about," Rice says. the Marquis de Sade. Marat/Sade, a play as chaotic and revolutionary aa Ha plays Bubman. "Especially the midnight "Theater is magical. It allow-, you to tran- title, la the debut effort of the Akropolls Acting Company of Coral Gable; Fla. shows, when the audience has lieen out scend everyday ways of txxtununicating."

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He found Stamphill's law partner, almost anything but dying. CJod, I think who found a box of old notes. There, he's even afraid of living. Rocco dug up a lot about I lenri Young's (It's hard to picture this decidedly normal, In ui.ili/.u ii HI in a 6-by-°-foot solitary con- kid-next-door type sitting next to me as the finement cell. Part of his research includ- tortured, bloodied Henri Y'oung. I tell him ed spending more than 60 hours in that this. He laughs and, as proof, points to a small underground Alcatraz cell. scar on his jaw.) Kevin Bacon: Marc was there for 60 U: Injured on the set? hours? He's a nut. I was only [in the set's Bacon: Kind of. They didn't put the cell replica] overnight — there was protective coating under the scar makeup absolutely no light. I don't know if it — it burned me. helped me get inside Henri's head, /.So much for a war wound. But actually, though. it's appropriate for this man who describes U. Magazine: What did get you inside himself as not very interesting. "I'm not feign- his head, then? ing humility," he says, "(but) people are usu- Bacon: There was the external, physi- ally asleep l>y this point."/ cal side of it — the voice, the makeup, the U: (Pointing to the guitar case/ So is that walk, the hair, the.... yours? U: The southern accent? Bacon: [Embarrassed] Yeah. Bacon: That just came to me — I U: How long have you played? heard Henri in that way. The body and Bacon: A few years — too long to be movement, though, that was from the as bad as I am. night in the cell and that feeling of U: So you 're not going to give up acting to wanting to get small. In his three years [in become a rock star? the cell], be wanted to make himself as Bacon: I don't think it would lie very- small as he possibly could, and that's the wise right now. Actually, if I had the time, attitude of being cramped and twisted — [I might consider it.| A friend of mine is he's having a hard time straightening up. involved in rock and roll promoting down Also, I thought about being with no at the Theatre of Living Arts [in Philadel- human contact for that amount of time. I phia]. We play and write songs together. thought about how that would affect you If 1 don't start another film, I'm going to — what you'd do instead of talking to play a concert down there. people — and I figured you'd sort of start U: M ill you play for me? to hear voices in your head and talk to Bacon: Play the guitar for you? those voices. In the scenes, I tried to cre- "U: Ub huh. Just one song. ate an ongoing, running voice in my head Bacon: Seriously? to talk to. U: Yeah, I'm serious. It'll be a great lead U: Was the voice bard to tune out once you for the story. C'mon. finished filming? Bacon: [Almost dramatic pause; he's Bacon: No, no — I went to Hawaii. considering it.] No, I can't. Kevin Bacon talks puss appearances for his new drama, V: That'll work. U: I'm not a music critic. \ luriler in the First. Bacon: (laughs] More than anything Bacon: I realize that. 1 just — I'm too acting, solitude Bacon plays Henri V'oung, a young I've ever done, this film had an effect on tired. man sentenced to Alcatraz in 1°.!8 for me. You can't shoot 14 or 16 hours of tor- (Darn. I was going to request that Kenny and Murder stealing $5 from a general store/post ment every day and then just turn it off IAiggins song, too.] office to feed his orphaned sister. After a like a faucet. I had a lot of feelings of in the First failed escape, he's confined to a filthy dread and fear and anger, but |off the set] underground vault known as "the dun- I really had to keep it together. I have two geon," with no light, no clothes and little kids, and I would come home and they evin Bacon is remarkably food or human contact — except for daily would need their noses wiped and their calm, considering the soda heatings by a prison warden. Three years diapers changed — you can't say, "Oh, .he's just opened has later, he emerges — a hermit, virtually- (iod. I'm too into this. I am Henri." exploded in his lap. I hand him napkins crippled — and murders the man he U: Is this your hardest role ever? and tell him I was sure I'd lie the one believes is responsible for his imprison Bacon: Yeah, I'd say so — it's the kind doing the spilling thai afternoon. Ik- ment. James Stainphill (Christian Slater), of situation where you arc so emotionally, looks puzzled. "I'm nervous. I mean, the bumbling, fresh-out-of-schl lawyer physically exposed. But you have to have you're Ke\in Bacon. Kevin Footloose assigned to represent Young, turns what's people around you who you can trust. I Baton." With a weak smile, he thanks me considered a losi cause into the landmark had that in Christian [Slater] and Gary for reminding him of his identity. Appar- case thai eventually contributed to the [Okbnan). ently, he's tired of the farm-boy-with- closing of Alcatraz. U: What was it like working with. h.ippy-tcct comparison. Director Marc Rocco (H'here the Day Christian? Shifting in his chair. Bacon glances .it Takes You) says that the true story the Bacon: I'm crazy about him. He's very the stuffed green duffel hag and guitar mm ic is based on — an embarrassment in professional. I think that this is a great case sitting nearhy, and tells me he's flying the eyes of Alcatraz officials — was a part for him because he's such a man in out tl\at night to see Ins two kids and his tough one to dig up. "No one came up to this film — well, he becomes one. In the wife, actress Kyra Scdgvvick, on the South us and said, 'Mere's all the information on beginning, you really see a lot of that Carolina set where she's filming. But the Henri Young case.' Kverywhere we charm, the bumbling thing he does so before he flies out, he has to endure a long went — the federal bureau archives, the amazingly well. Then he transforms and day in Los Angeles, where he is making Alcatraz prison archives — the doors does something we never really see him do: the straightforward, honest, intelligent By Beth Mayall, Assistant Editor lawyer. It's incredibly !>elievable. U: James, Christian's character — what's No man te an Manet, evon on Alcmtraz.

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