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250 Student Center· University of Delaware -Newark, DE 19716 Accused Ex-student couple to be sentenced released BY LEANNE MlLWA Y Ediror in Chief to death Prosecutors pursuing murder charges against freshman Amy S. Grossberg and her boyfriend have said they will not Judge orders lethal injection for oppose bail for the accused baby killers. clearing the way for the couple to be Stevenson and his accomplice released as early as Tuesday. Grossberg. an an major. and Btian C. BY ROBERT ARMENGOL Peterson Jr., a Gettysburg (Pa.) College City News Ediwr fre hman. are accused of killing their As far as anyone close to him newborn boy ov. 12 and leaving the could tell back in the fall of 1995. body in a Dumpster behind the Comfon David D. Stevenson was going to Inn on South College Avenue. graduate from the University of The couple was indicted last month Delaware, probably sometime well on two charges of first-degree murder. before the turn of the century. One is a charge of intentional mmder Today. there is a strong chance and the second is murder by negligence. that both he and a man who had A conviction of intentional murder may been his close high school friend put the teens up against the death will. by then. be dead. penalty. Stevenson and his alleged Had prosecutors decided to reject the accomplice Michael Manley. both bail request at next Tuesday's hearing. 22. bore solemn faces last Friday they would have been required to as Superior Court Judge Norman present crucial evidence. giving the Barron sentenced the two to death coun their version of the cause of death. THE REVIEW I John Chabalko by lethal injection for the murder At earlier hearings. prosecutors alleged of a Macy· s security officer. Deputy Attorney General Ferris that the baby was born alive and Last ovember. New Castle Wharton addresses reporters suffered blunt head O BY ELIZABETH BREALEY ago. the FBI suspects that after Capano took Capano's construction s ites at U.S. 202 and Nationai/Swre Neu· o; Editor Fahey. Gov. Carper· s scheduling secretary to Foulk Road. On July I. Harvey and Harvey, Inc. 'Daves In the past week, Thomas J. Capano's family dinner in Philadelphia on June 27. he took her removed three trash bins from the site. which is members have been the targets of an FB l probe back to his rented Grant Avenue home tn being renovated for First USA Bank. in the disappearance of Anne Marie Fahey. Wilmington and killed her. E. Thomas Harvey IlL owner of Harvey and U.S. District Judge Sue L. Robinson ruled in Christine Capano, 16, was summoned to Harvey. Inc . was not s ure if a removal was nota September that children and parents can be testify because it is believed that s he and her schedu led. The Capano bin was taken to a forced to testify against each other in a criminal three younger sisters were at Capano's house Minquadale landfill and two other bins used by a proceeding. The precedent was set when when he was questioned by police on June 30 at subcontractor were taken to Cherry Island. Christine Capano was summoned Sept. I 0 to 3 a.m. The landfills were searched in August but no David D. Stevenson murderer' testify against her father before the Fahey grand On Tuesday, the wife and son of Thomas details of the findings were released. jury. Capano's younger brother. Louis J. Capano. The affidavits said Capano replaced a rug and She refu ed. and Robinson ha held her in were summoned before the Fahey grand jury. a sofa after Fahey's disappearance. BY ROBERT ARMENGOL week ago to both Stevenson and contempt of court but no sanctions have yet been Capano's wife. professional golfer Lauri Only four warrants and affidavits City News Editor alleged accomplice Michael Manley. imposed. Merten. went to Robinson's chambers after investigating Fahey· s disappearance have been When he was arrested and char2ed ''And I don't think it will really. until Her father. Thomas J. Capano was the last leaving the grand jury room. It is not known released to elate, but there are rumors that a with murder more than a year ago.~his the sentence is can·ied om:· person to see Fahey alive. what was said. federal cou11 in Pennsylvania has a fifth warrant. friends an<;! family could hardly A ctiminal justice major. Powlette According to affidavits released two weeks The FBI is concentrating on one of Louis still sealed. believe it. said th at having been in court has And now that f01mer student David helped him to understand more about D. Stevenson was ordered last Friday the murder at the Cavaliers to be executed by lethal injection. Apanments in Christiana on Nov. 13, they're calling the whole thing a 1995. nightmare. ··r know a little bit more about the Kevin Powlette. now a junior, was situation - I just can't place Dave in A grand tour of the grand House close to Stevenson for two years it.'' he said. ·'I understand a crime has before the frosty morning in been committed. and that somebody November l 995 when his friend was did it. I understand how the victim's BY RYAN CORMIER the Oval Office and the First arrested for murdering a fellow parents are crushed .... I just guess it National/State Neu·s Editor Lady's office- and was asked Macy' s employee. would be easier for me to believe that " Welcome to The White for my ticket by another Secret The two friends played basketball House."' Service agent. and ate lunch together almost every see STEVENSON page A5 This friendly phrase - one After walking through a day. They saw each other the night that most people only dream of metal detector to have our items before Kristopher Heath was shot in Campus Calendar ...... A2 hearing - was uttered to me scanned - and see if my the back. head and left arm five times Police Repons ...... A2 early Saturday morning as I camera was really an Uzi in while he was entering his Jeep, court World News ...... :~... ·-·"''~"' became one of the one million disguise- the tour began in the papers in hand, ready to testify against Editorial ...... A6 Americans who tour East Room. Stevenson in a $4,500 theft case. Classifieds ...... 85 Wa hington 's mos t lucrative The largest room in the White ·' I couldn't believe it, .. said Comics ...... B6 piece of real estate each year. House, the East Room is Powlette, who twice appeared as a Spons ...... B8 Not surprisingly, these words decorated with glittering crystal witness at the murder trial. "He was a Movie Times ...... B2 were spoken to me by my tour chandel iers and historical great guy. We' d always talk. When I guide, a Secret Service agent portraits covering an expansive had problems he'd always be there to --- Also i11side: --- named Steve. With his pumped wal l. Despite its dazzling listen to them. We just had a real good Abandoned buildings ...... A3 up muscular body, this man appearance, the room had hosted relationship."' ·Career services can help ...... AS looked like he could single the Colorado Avalanche, the Then, suddenly, a capital offense. Cheerleaders score fifth ...... A4 handedly take care of any 1995 Stanley Cup champions. An indictment. A trial. A conviction. A trip to South Street...... B I disruption that might occur on only 17 hours before our tour. A sentence. Men's basketbaii ...... B8 the tour. But it wasn't always such a Powlette said in court that he Ice hockey wins ...... B8 When I fir t arrived at the formal room, Steve said. hadn't known about the Macy's White House at 8:30 a.m. to " Theodore Roosevelt was charges, and was surprised to find out begin my 30 minute tour, I was quite a spo11sman and he used that his friend was in trouble with the surprised to find at least I 0 cars this room in a very unusual law. parked in President Clinton's manner. He used it to host many And. Powlette says, he still ha n 't driveway. I, along with 50 other wrestling and boxing matches," gotten over his disbelief. visitors entered the east entrance THE REVIEW I Ryan Com1ier "I don't think it's hit me quite yet," Partly cloudy, wind gate - the west entrance houses see WIDTE HOUSE page A8 A snow-white lawn surrounds the historic White House. he said Thursday, referring to the chills below zero low 23 death sentence a judge handed down a Saturday: Rurries ) I f A2•THEREVIEW.January 17,1997 Colorado murder case grips U.S. Glob~ :rhe story of JonBenet Ramsey has captured the tittention of the entire nation flap hitS ' BY ELIZABETH BREALEY frequent spectator of beauty pageants said, Despite the national controversy, Anne said to exploitation and its not healthy." D 1 Nutiunui!Swte Neh".< Editol" "When you dress a girl that young up in all that local pageants are not being affected. Robert Ressler, former head of the FBI's e B y now everyone kno ws the story of that glitz and glamour, you are opening "We have a pageant next month and my behavioral research division, alluded last • JonBenet Ramsey - the six-year-old beauty yourself up to every pervert in the world . daughter still has people calling to register for Thursday that the slaying was intentionally CAMPUS "CALENDAR This week, the university is announced. For more information offering a myriad of activities for call UDI-HENS. Police Reports those students feeling shut in during The univers ity will be c losed those cold January days. Monday, Jan. 20, in honor of the Tonight at 8, Professor Ed Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday. Okonowicz will be doing some local As part of the political science PEEPING TOM ON THE SPARE ME ANOTHER STRIKE BOMB THREAT CAUSES storytelling with folk singer Jackie speech series, "Public Opinion, PROWL A 26-year-old male was injured EVACUATION LaGuardia at Cecil Community Foreign Policy and the 1996 An unknown male was spotted during a verbal altercation with an Employees from TCI Marketing College as part of a Local Legends Elections," Professor Robert V. peering into a School Lane Gardens unidentified male at the Blue Hen were evacuated from their office on and American Heroes event. Tickets Shapiro of Columbia University will apartment early in the morning J an. Bowling Lanes Tuesday night, Casho Mill Road Tuesday afternoon cost $5 for students. To order tickets discuss "Public Opinion, Democracy 10, Newark Police said. Newark Police said. after an unidentified male called or for information, call the box office and Foreign Policy" Jan. 21 at 7:30 Police gave the following Police gave the following the telemarketing company with a at (4 10) 287-1037. p.m. in 125 Clayton Hall. account of the incident: account of the incident: bomb threat, Newark Police said. Saturday, the continuing education The men's basketball team will A 20-year-old female was in her The victim was bowling when he After all employees were program is sponsoring a trip to the play Drexel University Tuesday at School Lane Gardens apartment, was approached by the unknown evacuated from the office, police Metropolitan Opera House to see 8: 15 in the Bob Carpenter Center. located on Duke St., when she man. checked the building for a bomb ''La Traviata." The bus leaves from Wednesday, Jan. 22, Star Trek heard a noise and observed an The suspect asked the victim why with negative results. Clayton Hall at 7 a.m . and will stop fans can see George Takei. the actor individual at the sliding doors of he was looking at his girlfriend and at the Wilcastle Center 111 who played the role Sulu in both the her unit. then punched the victim on the side TRY SOME VENISON? Wilmington at 7:30. The trip costs television show and movies. The talk Approximately five minutes prior of his head. The university Benefits building $ 135 or $40 for transportation only. will be held at 8 p.m. in the to this incident, another resident of The suspect fled the bowling on East Main Street sustained For information or to register, call Multipurpose Room of the Trabant the apartll}ent complex left the alley in a white Mustang GT with damage when an unknown subject 831-1171. University Center. victim's apartment and observed a another male and a female. spray painted the initials TSV on an The men's ice hockey team plays U.S. Rep. Michael N. Castle will suspicious male in the complex. The victim, who was not exterior wal l, Capt. Jim Flatley of Rutgers Saturday in the Gold Ice be the featured speaker Thursday, She attempted to walk to her identified, s ustained a swollen left University Police said. Arena at 8 p.m. Admission is $2 for Jan. 23 at a meeting on campaign nearby apartment, when she sensed ear but did not require medical The graffiti, which was students, $4 for the general public. finance reform. The event will be that the suspect was following her. attenti on. discovered by police Wednesday Also Saturday, the women 's held in 005 Kirkbride Hall at 7 p.m. She ran back to her own apartment, Police are continuing to afternoon, caused damage to the basketball team plays Maine at I The movie "2001: A Space notified police and provided a investigate the incident. exterior wall estimated at $100 p.m. in the Bob Carpenter Center. Odyssey" will be showing Thursday description of the suspect. Flatley said. ' Both the men's and women's in the Trabant University Center at indoor track and field teams will be 7:30p.m. -compiled by Angela Andriola competing against Maryland and North Carolina State Saturday in the -compiled by Randi L. Hecht Bob Carpenter Center. Time to be f January 17, 1997 • THE REVIEW • A3 Empty buildings to get their fill .Plans are underway to put new faces in the ENDING AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ON MLK B city s abandoned places DAY SACRAMENTO, Calif.- A national campaign to end BY ELIZABETH BEUKEMA affirmative action was born amid controversy Stlljj" Reponer Wednesday as the sponsors of California's Proposition The Newark M e dica l Building. across from the 209 chose to launch their expanded effort on the Rev. emergency room on M ain Street, recently became the Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. newest member on Newark's vacant building register. The timing reignited a flash point of the campaign There are currently at least ten empty buildings in the last year to end government affirmative action city, like the Roy Rogers si te on Main Street and the Del programs. Two Democratic legislators immediately Chapel Factory at the comer of Chapel Street and Delaware blasted the announcement as a "shameful" or Avenue "despicable" distortion of the civil rights movement. Efforts are underway to transform some of the structures Phillip Jones, chairman of the firm managing King's into thriving businesses. estate in Atlanta, added: "They are not wrong to point to Grassroots, for example, is moving into the space Dr. King because he represents the ideal, which is a formerly rented by Machiavelli's in the Grand Opera House colorblind society. But we disagree on the methodology. on Main Street. Dr. King himself supported affirmative action Bill Bailey, a managing partner of the Newark Opera methodologically." House Condominium Partnership, the group that operates the site, said the building was erected in 1885 and restored a A NEW SALINGER BOOK century later. The first J.D. Salinger book in 34 years is expected to ln the interim, it has housed a public hall, barber shop, be published next month, but instead of the long bank, general store and post offi ce, Bailey said. awaited update of the reclusive author's Glass family Since the renovati ons in 1985, the first floor has been saga, the new title will be old stuff. rented to different businesses, including Hillary's Ice Roger Lath bury, editor and publisher of Orchises Cream and an It ali an restaurant, while apartments have Press in Alexandria. Va., confirmed that a 1965 Salinger occupied the top three floors. novella, ''Hapworth 16, 1924," that originally appeared ''Every September our apartments are fully rented," in The New Yorker magazine, was scheduled for Bailey said. "And prior to Machiavelli's, there was Sbarro's February release by his company. Italian Restaurant which was very successful. After that Salinger, 78, author of the much-beloved 1951 novel closed, an operator from Baltimore opened Machiavelli 's, "Catcher in the Rye," is a resident of rural New but he wasn't as good as he said he was, and failed." Hampshire and is notoriously unavailable to the public The si te has been vacant for the last three years, and press. Grassroots store manager Kri stin Short said. "We had to do At The New Yorker, fiction and literary editor Bill several renovations.'' Buford said in a statement: "We are delighted by the Remodeling the site meant removing loadbeari ng walls, prospect of seeing a story by one of America's great ripping out restaurant equipment, replacing the ceiling story writers made available to readers again.'' where stove hoods had been. repainting and carpeting. she said. GEORGIA DIPLOMAT MAY LOSE "But the store is expected to open at the new site by DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY DUE TO DRUNK February I ," Short said . DRIVING DEATH Eventually, Grassroots' original retail space near TBll..JSI, Georgia -Two tragedies occurred on the Rainbow Records will become another store, according to night of Jan. 3, when a Georgian diplomat's car skidded Johnny Mannus of Stoltz Realty. Mannus represents out of control near DuPont Circle and caused a violent Doroth y Goberman, owner o f the bui lding. "We are THE REVIEW I Bonnie Schmelz • five-car crash, say family, friends and colleagues of the looking to lease the first floor as two smaller stores or one One of Newark's abandoned buildings, located across the street from the Burger King on Delaware Ave. : envoy here in the Georgian capital. big one." Mannus said. I The first, and most important, was the death of a 16- Mannus would not reveal who prospective clients were, Allan Allston, an optometrist who was also a former Junie May ley, director of Building Department and Fire year-old Kensington, Md., girl, Joviane W altrick, a but he promised: "The building will not be e mpty, tenant. worked in the building for 38 years. Marshall's Office. ! passenger in one of the cars. something good is coming. Main Street is attracting reall y ''There was a fire of unknown origin about 36 years ago. BOCA meets every year in Chicago. The group is : But there was another kind of tragedy, friends say, in upscale tenants.'' We all had to move out while the buildi ng was rebuilt," he comprised of architects, engineer , and buildin!! mana~ters, ~ ~ the sudden end to the career of a young diplomat who While contractors were working on the former said . May ley said. .• was so highly regarded, hard-working and astute that Machi avelli 's site preparing for Grassroots grand opening, A-Frame Carpentry was at the site Tuesday and "We want to make sure the building is in no danger or ; more than a few people here believed he could one day carpenters were down the street boarding up the Newark Wednesday closing up the building. collapse," he said. "We notify the responsible party, send a! become prime minister of this impoverished former Medical Building at 325-327 E. Main Street. "We have been working with Handler Corporation. the lener wi th what needs to be done and !!ive them time to do the , ~ , Soviet republic. 'The bui lding closed because it was fal ling apart,'' said owner of the Newark Medical Building,'' Joe Drane. a repairs." , That is the view of friends, family members and high Brenda U ngerer, an employee of W . C. Ungerer Insurance carpenter for the company said. If an. owner does not respo.nd . charges are fil ed against • ranking officials here who describe the diplomat, Agency, a former tenant in the building. "The only good ''The city is reall y on their butts about boarding up the them m Alderman's court , he smd. .• Gueorgui Makharadze, 35, as one of Georgia's best and thing about the building was that everyone knew where it windows because they know kids have been getting into the The Handler Corporation has worked with the ci ty to: brightest hopes for the future- and so resolutely sober was." building.'' he said. comply wi th building codes in order to avoid problems that • that he is regarded as a bit of a square. It coincides with There was also a problem with local youth trespassing Handler Corporation dec lined to comment about the have plagued the Del-Chapel Faciory. ' the view of American diplomats. who know him. and vandalizing the building, she said. building's closing. When asked about the Del-Chapel Factory, M ayle y: It is also a view that is sharply in contrast, and utterly The office building was built in three stages, the last When a business in Newark closes. the city's Building conceded there were problems but he cou ld not offi cially • unfamiliar to the perception ofMakharadze in the completed in 1960. Through the years, the building has Department works with it,s o>y ners to make sure the minimum comment. • United States, where he is seen as a repeat traffic mainly housed the offices o f doc tors: 'ctenti sts and standards for maintenance arc met in accordance with the Del-Chapel Associates could not be reached for comment. offender who police suggest may have been drinking optometrists. Building Officials Code Administration requirements, said shortly before the accident. The case has caused an outcry in the media and the public, combining as it does the terrible death of a young girl in the heart of the nation's capital with the hot-button issue of drunk driving and the unpopular Students volunteer for M.S. program convention of diplomatic immunity. The intense focus on the case apparently prompted Secretary of State Warren Christopher last week to ask Geor!!ian President Eduard Shevardnadze to consider Part-time coordinator heads the first Multiple Sclerosis Aquatics program waiving Makharadze's diplomatic immunity. BY CHRISS I PRUITT Laura Houle, a seni or biology major, patients fin Delaware] ... Seaman said . He afford the cost of the poo l time. The water Shevardnadze immediately complied, saying he is . . Cop,· Edtwr . '·prepared" to strip Makharadze of his immunity from dec ided to volunteer because s he is said this program is unique because it temperature was nght and the pool 1 criminal pro ecution pending the outcome of a police As hi s last name suggests, Ken Seaman interested in obtaining her graduate degree a ll ows people who are completely equi pped wi th a hydrauli c lift to help investigation. is crazy about water. in physic al therapy. incapacit ated by the di sease. as wel l as incapacitated patient s into the pool. Seaman, coordinator of th e physical '·I have worked at sports rehabilitation those who have onl y minor afnictions. to Volunteers assist th e patients and help , \VHEN WERE YOU BORN? therapy department, o rganized the first clini cs and hospitals but they were nothing be involved in water exercises and therapy. them move in the pool at the best of their ' FIRSTBORN Multiple Sclerosis aquatics program in the like [the program].'' she said. Houl e said "The first form of medici ne was water abi lity. During the hour-long sessions. Courtney Love: A punk provocateur, she nonetheless state of Delaware. the volunteers planned and implemented - the soothing quality of water is able-bodied patients participated in aqua calls herself. a Ia author Frank Sulloway, a "classic Seaman enlisted the help of university thei r own therapy programs for the something that the Greeks used,.. Seaman aerobics. Seaman said. firstborn- very conservative, a real traditionalist." students to assist with the MS patients in patients. Even though they were under the said. MS patients often have problems wi th As with any organiLation of this nature. Catherine Parr: the sixth wife of Henry Vill, was the the water. He said the student volunteers s upe rvision of Seam a n, this gave the everyday motions. he said. and the water he said. volunteers are a neces ity. Student only firstborn and the only one to outlive him. The helped the pati ent s by providing students some liberties that other volunteer enables movements that are often volunt eers help by conducting the water wives who lost their heads tended to be later-borns and companionship on a personal le vel that is programs do not. impossible on dry land. aerobics classes, therapy programs and by outspoken. often absent in large therapy groups. This Multiple Sclerosis is a di sease which ·'As with any di sability, even if you just being good friends, Seaman said. Lucy (Linus Van Pelt's older sister): A typically also gave the students a chance to work causes the body's immune system to anack can't move on land. you can move at some ··we offered [the program] to students bossy, domineering firstborn. with patients one on one. myelin, th e substance that all ows proper level in the water ... he said. At first, the to give them a real hands- ONLY CHILDREN writers. ,, They can have characteri stics of firstborns, (perfectionist, reliable, conscientious ~ well-organized, ·-' critical, serious, scholarly) but sometimes feel mfenor, shooting for parents' high standards. Elvis Presley, Contact Leonardo da Vinci, Franklin D . Roosevelt, Nancy Reagan, Ted Koppel, Brooke Shields, T. Boone Mugsy or Pickens, Joe Montana, Lucille Ball. Matt -Compiled from The Washington Post/Los Angeles Times News Service by Elizabeth A. Brealey @ 831-2771 'i THE REVIEW I Rick Rivero Some dining halls may be closed for the winter, but there are several takeout options avaliable as well. ,_ ,.; L------·------~ ·. A4 . THE REVIEW . January 17, 1997 M-o 'rah-rah' MLK for a fifth- Day: a time to I > place finish learn I ~ut UD cheerleaders were proud BY PETER BOTHUM after the 1997 Cheerleading Executn•e Editor The university will be closed National Championships on Monday in honor of M a rtin Luther King, Jr. Day. BY BRAD JENNINGS musical segments s urrounding a Since the first MLK D ay in Sports Editor cheer, Mackley said. The first 50- 1986, this day has provided th e The Delaware cheerleading team second music segment featured a entire United States with 24 hours spent last weekend in beautiful Walt series of stunts, pyramids and basket of vacation. But it also all ow~ Disney World. but they were not tosses , in which a female team time for people to learn about ' only there to mingle with Mickey member is sent flipping and King , the great Civil Ri ghts ~ and Donald at the Magic Kingdom. spinning through the air at dramatic leader from Atlanta, Georgia \~ho • They were there to compete for a heights. stands 'as the only other i t national championship. Mullaney said the team's routine individual bes ide s George < The- 1997' National Cheerleading was somewhat unique, featuring a Washington to be honored by a ~ Championships took place at the Wolf Wall, a rare pyramid first federal holiday. r Indiana Jones Amphitheater in assembled by a cheerleading squad at Dr. James E. Newton, a Black ~ Disney's MGM Studios Jan. 10. The North Carolina State. They also American Studies profe sor. uill ' event, hosted by the Universal incorporated music from give a speech on Kin g and hi s *r Cheerleading Association. crowned Tchaikovsky' s 1812 Overture into message at II :00 a.m . 111 ; champions in a handful of divisions, their performance, significantly Multipurpose Ro om C of the ' including Delaware's own Division different from the techno-filled Trabant University Center. I, Division lA for larger schools and sounds of the other teams. Newton met King after the r Division II for smaller schools. Twenty percent of the team's total reverend delivered a 1963 speech I The Hens, who brought with them score was also determined by a tn orth Carolina. He said King';, ' nine male and seven female crowd tape which the team brought message is still relevant because cheerleaders as well as two with them. The tape, which featured "there are many Americans who • alternates. placed fifth in the footage of the Hens cheering at home want America to be a better place I compet111on. a significant football and basketball games, was to live." : improvement from their 19th place judged partially on how involved the ''They identify with the ideals r showing last year. But the home crowd was in the cheer. that he stood for.'' Newton said. performance left a bittersweet taste Mullaney said that Delaware fans' "He embraced all humanit y . in the mouths of some team lack of energy may have affected the That 's part of o ur struggl e members. team's score, evidenced by their today.'' "For fifth place we got a trophy placement near the bottom of that After the s peec h. there will be and got to be involved in the awards category. a celebratory march around presentation," senior Joe Mackley Still, the team was excited about campus sponsored by the C enter · ald. " It 's very respectable and we its accomplishments this year. THE REVIEW I John Chabalko for Black Culture. The march will . an: :· very proud. But we're " We are a very young team. We STRIKE A POSE: (Clockwise) Alyssa Rosenthal, Kerry McMahon, mascot YouDee and Rod meet back at the CBC for ho t perfectionists, and it wasn't had eight or nine first-year Largoza try to get the Delaware faithful pumped up during a Hens' home game last season. c hocolate and refreshments. necessarily the best routine we could members," said Mullaney, who has have done.'· been with the team for three years Junior Erin Mullaney echoed said "This is definitely the best team. Mackley's sentiments. " We had the It' s a very cohesive group." potential to place higher." she said. Mackley said the team ' s "But we should still keep our heads Death sentence for Stevenson togetherness was by design. up. I was happy we placed, and it " Everything we did, we did was a great experience.'' together," he said. "Our routines continued from page A I punis hing my family. They will hour. after a s hort chase by car and execution, even though the death Approximately 20 team s were based on a team-oriented witness to a crime." feel the same sense of loss. the then o n foot. sentence are scheduled formall y competed in Delaware's division. concept. Before the judge announced his same se n se of pain [as the Manley. an Army R eserve for thi s April. Should the appeal Sixteen performed in the semifinals " We took on the philosophy of prepared decision. Deputy Heaths] .'' specialist, and Stevenson, who was process fail , the executions could Friday afternoon with seven teams everyone having a significant role [in Attorney General Ferris Wharton, Stevenson's stateme nt was very a university freshman at th e time. be carried out within the next few ,advancing to the finals that evening. the routines]. Like when we do a who prosecuted the case. read a brief. " Your Honor. I' m sorry for were indic ted in December 1995 years. Delaware, ranked fourth pyramid. every one of us has to be letter to the court from Heath' s the Hea th family," he said. "And on counts of first-degree murder. ·'David is one of my favorite nationally by the UCA prior to the perfect or the whole thing comes parents. I' II respect your decision.·· aggrava ted intimidation, murderers ,.. said J. Dallas competition, receiyqd., an a11to,natic falling dow11-" They desc ribed · thci·r son Stevenson was arrested in conspiracy and possession o f a Win s low, one of Stevenson's bid to the finals. The Hens also Mullaney also gave credit to the Kri stopher. one of three children, Octobe'r 1994 in connec tiort with weapon during the commissio n o f lawyers, adding that he has grown received a free trip to the meet team' s coaching s taff, led by head as loving, easy-go ing and hard an inves tigation into the theft of a fel o ny. They pl eaded innocent. very close to Stevenson and hi s because of their high ra nking. coach Leanne Higgins. "Our coaches working. ··we felt , at firs t, time $4,500 in gift r--r-,.------. family in the last year. National rankings were determined were really wonderful this year," she would lessen the hurt a nd the certificates at Wins low said the appeal would by the UCA based on a videotape said. 'Their personalities offset each emptiness in o ur hea rt s,'' they said. the Macy 's in probably see the inside of a each team submitted in the fall , other very well. Our practices were " However. after a year, this has Christiana courtroom sometime next fall. He Mackley said. very structured and we had goals for not happened.'. Mall . A could not discuss in detail th e Morehead State, Sam Houston and each practice." The letter ended by entrusting Macy ·s grounds for which an overturning George Mason University were also Mackley said southern schools the court to " render a fair and just employee at of either the verdict or the sentence awarded free trips to the show. generally dominate the checrleading decision.'' but made no mention of the time , for hi s client would be sought. Morehead State claimed the scene because of the region's high e ither of the two possible Stevenson was But Winslow did hint, as he has championship 1n Delaware's interest in the sport and the level of sentences for the defendants, life charged with before, that severance of the tri al division. competition in that area. He said he in prison or death. " W e wi ll U S I n g will become an important appellate E/(tra press ure was added to the overheard members of southern respect the court's decis ion .'' the customers issue. In October. prior to jur~ Hens as the first team in their teams commenting on the improved Heaths wrote. charg.; selection, both defense team ;, division to take the floor. The ski ll s of teams from the north, like Wharton said he was s ati s fied numbers to moved to have the case severed program, which was scheduled to Delaware. with the ruling. "From the firs t make nine and the defendants tried separate!). begin at 9:50 p.m. , did not get " We ' re on the map now,'' day, when I saw Kristopher Heath fraudulent The motions were denied . a> underway until II :30, Mullaney said. Mackley said. '·Everyone knows dead in th e parking lot of th e purchases. Barron noted in hi s writt en The Hens routine consisted of two Delaware now." Cavaliers Apartments . thi s c rime Two Macy·s deci s ion Friday, because of the seemed to be one for which death s ecurity ''logical symmetry of a joint tri al" officers. s hould be the sentence, .. he sa!~:!: for accused co-conspirators. " These are not wonderful including In their closing. arguments in people," Wharton later told the Heath , were November. Manley's lawyers made City council lets involved in th e THE REVIEW I John Chabalko media o ut s ide the Wilmington remarks and used the testimony of Courthouse , s peaking of- the t h e f t J. Dallas Winslow, Stevenson's attorney, fields one woman - whose description defendants. " Wonderful people investigation . questions outside the Wilmington Courthouse. of the events differed significant!) don' t commit murder. particularly Stevenson from other stories th at continue work wonderful people who have had a initially confessed to the robberies, A jury of 12 found them guilty Bell suggested Manley might not have lot of benefits in their lives. They then. after being indicted. moved on a ll c harges exactly one year been connected to the murder at went to fine schools, and they had to have his statement to the police after Heath's killing. Seve n jurors all, regardless of Stevenson· a lot of opportunities. So, thi s suppressed on the grounds that it recommended the death sentence alleged involvement. in Windy Hills defines what they are, as opposed was not given vo lunt aril y. The for Manley. Eight recommended Stevenson's lawyers requested a to some sort of characterization motion was denied. The theft trial. death for Stevenson. mistrial because of the antagonisti c th at they are nice kids who made a which is still pending, was A s in all Delaware capital s ugges tions made by Manley's BY A GELA ANDRJOLA and in sul ating already in their plans mistake ... schedul ed to begin the morning murder trial s. there will be Ciry New.'i Ediwr defense team. That motion wa to reduce the noise level of air Manley maintained hi s Heath was murdered. automatic appe,a ls and stays of quickly denied. After a two-month delay, Newark conditioners and generators that are innocence in a final s tatement Several wi tnesses at the scene City Co unci I voted Monday 6-1 in part of the antenna installation. before hi s se ntencing. ·'I testified to hearing g unshots at favor of allowing Bell Atlantic However, Bell Atlantic has recently understand the Heath fami l y's 7:40 a.m. Prosecutors maintained NYNEX Mobile to contin ue the added more landscaping techniques, pain," he said. ''As Mr. Wharton that the gunman, whom most installation of cellul ar telephone s uch as bushes around the generator, read the letter, l felt their pain in witnesses identified as short and antennas on the Windy Hills water to absorb sound and "make the my heart . But as I said before, I stocky, was Manley. One witness tower. building virtually invisible," didn't plan , I didn' t assist. and I said that before the murder he saw Many residents of the Windy Goodman said. didn' t execute a nybody. two black males "slouching" in a Hills area approached the council in Councilwoman Irene Zych, who " I don't care what Mr. Wharton car, the description of which later November and voiced their concerns represents the Windy Hills area, cast thinks the evidence proves ,'' matched Stevenson's car. Another about the health ri sks the antennas the o nly dissenting vote Monday. Manley went on . " He didn ' t ma n took down the license plate might pose. One of the residents, Zych also voted in May against investigate me. He doesn't know number of the car as it drove away. Eug'enia Albanese, was especially the city signing a contract with Bell what type of person I am. Minutes after arriving on the concerned about the adverse effects Atlantic for the antennas. Zych said ''I'm not going to like it either sce ne , police checked the tags, antenna transmissions could have on she voted against the contract way. But right now, my concern discovered the ve hi c le was ller husband's pacemaker. because no tests had been performed isn't for me. it's for my family. registered to Stevenson, and Bell Atlantic attorney Lisa B. to determine the risks the antennas You wouldn't be punishing me dispatched officers to his Goodman said Monday tests could have on the residents of [with a death sentence]," Manley Wilmington address. Stevenson performed last week in the Windy Windy Hills, and Newark had not told the judge. '·You'd be and Manley were both Hills area showed that the antennas adopted any laws regarding cellular apprehended in less than half an would have no effect on Frank phone antennas. Albanese's pacemaker. But City Council approved the According to Goodman , Bell contract with Bell Atlantic in May Atlantic paid for the tests to be and did not adopt any regulation conducted. A car'diologist affiliated concerning the antennas until i~ Happy Birthday with Aleganey University Hospital several months later. / performed a lest to determine if the That law, passed sometime in the \ Sandylll f~.ntennas would effect the early fall , restricts installation of i. pacemaker. Another test was cellular phone antennas to business \ .performed by a professor from the or manufacturing areas. Because this \ love, 'University of Penn sy lvania to law was passed, Zych cast the only mdsure any radioactive waves the vote against the activation of the Tina, Dina, liz, Colby, & .!nllas may emit. antennas on Monday and said s he ~· G~dman said Bell Atlantic still doesn't ''feel it is the best idea." Kristin NYNEX Mobile had landscaping January 17, 1997 . THE REVIEW liAS Get a job! Career Services helps with the job hunt BY DIA NE DOUGHERTY focus on interview preparation, resume participating s tudents during t he mini placed on-line by local businesses. Career participate in job fairs or campus Copy Editor writing and summer job searches. semester, he sai d they are unable to Services is located at: interviews . Requests for resumes have Whether you are a panic stricken The center offers a variety of services conduct the campus interviews and job http:// www. udel.edu/CSC/careers.html. grown from about I 00 to 500 each year graduate-to-be, an overzealous freshman for students currently searching for jobs fa irs which are offered during the fall and Townsend stressed that the job search over the past few years, he said. •. or anyone in between, the thouoht of and those hoping to bui ld a resume for a spring semesters. varies by major, with those entering the For students with a little more time l.Q finding a job - and soon - migh~ have future job search, said Edgar J. Townsend, These programs invite local businesses professional fields holding the advantage. plan their futures, summer jobs in relateo found a pe rmanent ho me in the front of director of the Career Services Center. to camp u s to interview students for For one, he explained, business-oriented career fields and internships are always a your mind. The building a lso houses a resource potential positions and to profile their students a re more attuned to specific possibility. And now. with the long winter hours room, equipped with newsletters, li sts of businesses to the students, Townsend said . career choices than those obtaining a For underclassmen, its a good idea to and little else to do, it might seem you c urrent job openi ng s and company Another way to access the center's liberal arts education. But, he added, the start early to find a good sum mer job, have more time than you could ever want directories from different career fields, services and information is through their center strives to help students of any . Townsend said. to think about it. Townsend said. home page on the World Wide Web , major. "The idea is for people to get The Career Services Center, in Raub Students were in the resource room as Townsend said. Another ongoing service offered is the experience before they start looking for a Hall at the corner of Main Street and soon as the doors opened after winter "The Internet has become a more and resume referral service .. This service job," he said, adding that the center helps orth College Avenue, is open during break, he said, many of whom we re more important avenue for the job seeker." generates resumes for interested by offering information on volunteer work Wmter Sesston and is offering programs to graduating in January. he said. employers according to specific qualities as well as employment opportunities. launch students down the path to a future Townsend explained that while the The site was developed over the past or experience that the company requests. Townsend stressed that it is never too career. building is open and operati onal, the two years, he said, and offers both Students from all fields can submit their early to start using the center's services. As advertised in their current center cannot offer all services to st udents s tudents and potential employers resumes to the data base, he said. Graduates should also know that it isn'r newslette r , workshops arc being held during the winter term. information on Career Services programs, This service, he also explained, is ideal too late either, Townsend said. They can throughout the month of January that With the obvious decrease of company profiles and job opportunities for smaller business who are unable to still utilize the center as alumni . The Duke of Delaware The Review is seeking has done it all reliable, experienced Senior Duane Duke has been in a band, worked in France, and even jogged with bulls in Pompeii photographers. BY LEANNE MILWAY instrument to play "guitar music Even now, as an RA, Duke says Editor m Chief like you've never heard before." he can practice he lping others. ''I If senior Duane Duke doesn't Duke gave up hi s love for don' t help in a lot of big ways, but Call Josh or John get into the Peace C o rps or soccer to devote more time to his in a lot o f little ways. I like to be medical sc hool aftt:r graJuati C'n, music. He says that he has been invo lved in my re sident' s lives." he ' s going to skip the country and s pending three to four hours a day Last year, he worked on a floor in head for Spain. perfecting his performance for the Dickinson , and he says the at 831-2771. To be a matador. hour-long concert. Though he may freshmen really needed a lot of "I think I have the butt for the have started playing soccer at age guidance. job.'' he ays, with a laugh. "You 4, by 7th grade he was in his first At the moment , as a senior have to be tall and skinny with a rock and roll band. ready to graduate, Duke says he is little butt to fit into those tight ··we only did one gig I think," successfu ll y di v iding his time outfits.'' he says, " but we were the craze." between school, the guitar, hi s RA This is coming from a resident He promises his audience that job, medical school interviews and Stevenson: those who knew rum· assistant who ran with the bulls in after his February concert getting into the Peace Corps -he Pompeii while s tudying abroad, experience, " for the rest of your is still going through the extensive and fel t the swarmy cattle breath life, you will be opened to a new admission process. continued from page A I added. "I met him three times. He he made the purchases to pay back brushi ng hi s back. aven ue of music." "Right now," he says, ·'they are came off as a really nice guy to me, Philadelphia gang members who wer~ it was someone else in the courtroom, " It 's all a matter of having your And this is the civil engineer real easy-going, someone yo u felt after him for losing $2,500 worth o( concerned about my allergy not Dave. But it wasn't." wits about you." he says about who dreams about spending two peanuts." But, if their concern for comfortable around." cocaine. The case also challenged his own running up the narrow cobblestone years in Peace Corps teaching his mild allergy is s traightened But Parise, like Powiette. did know He later attempted to retract those belief in capital punishment, Powlette streets and emerging uninjured. math to the French-speaking out, he will head to Africa in June. Stevenson quite well. statements. said. " Before, you know, I was in This is the former high school children in West Africa. Of course, he wants to get into ''He was my best friend at "That stuff about gangs- it's favor of the death penalty," he soccer all -star who is "concerned'' He s peaks French and Spanish, medical school first , (he's Delaware," Powlette said in court last bullshit,'' Parise said Thursday. "J explained, saying that he is interested about his Feb. 15 classical guitar and has spent time working and applying to Yale and Harvard fall. "My mom always said he had know Dave wanted to graduatt: in working for the FBI. "But now my good manners." concert. st udying in Buenos Aires , among others) and defer hi s eventually, and money was an issue.1 favor's biased - at least in thi s His instrument of expertise Argentina; Caen , . France; and That's not all Stevenson had, say don't know anything about the admission until he returns to the situation." looks similar to an acoustic guitar, Momtbellier, France - five the people who knew him. Macy's thing. Maybe it was financial. States. For others, the case has challenged but Duke says it is played without minutes from the Mediterranean After medical school , Duke ''He had goals," Parise said. " He Maybe he said, 'Oh, I can get away their belief in the justice system itself. · a pick. Though he does not have a Sea. Since high school, Duke says, says he will head to France to was a good student. He studied hard. with it .' But Dave is not gang-related Senior Kerri Ann Parise and her music minor, the senior wanted to He got good grades. He wanted to be at all. He is not a thug." ' he has been preparing to work work in a program based there friend Kara Punt met Stevenson at the fi ni sh with a senio r concert . with the Peace Corps. called "Doctors without Borders." an engineer. That was the ultimate Blue eyes beaming, a smile beginning of their freshman year, in Baroque, class ical and romantic "I can serve people in a number He may even play his guitar to thing he wanted to do." emerging, Parise described the friend 1993. Punt dated Stevenson for about selections will be strummed out of Stevenson excelled in school work she knew as educated, well-spoken, of different ways. Helping other soothe the sick and needy - but a year. the nylon-stringed guitar. and in sports while growing up with intellectual: "Kara and I used to joke people," he says, " is the only thing h e does not plan on using his "Dave's not a murderer,'' Parise Duke wi ll be standing on the to be doing that I think is engineering skills to build bridges hi s mother and younger sister in the about Dave. One time he was sitting' said. "And I definitely don't think he s tage of the Amy E. DuPont wolthwhile." or roads. projects bordering Philadelphia. He there going off, explaining 'Hamlet,' deserves the death penalty. It's not building, alone, urging hi s But during those hours and and Man ley both graduated from and finally I had to say, 'Dave, I don't fair. I guess he was obviously at the hours of work from his Central High School, an academically care.'" scene when all this happened, but I selective public school that accepts And, Parise said. he was sensitive. ngineering courseload, Duke says know he did not kill that man." the classes " teach you to think - students in the top 15th percentile of " I was at a frat party with him Something about the murder - a an applicant pool. they teach you that you can do once," she said, her voice beginning to lot perhaps - remains to be told, anything." Disciplinarian Frank Greco, who shake. ··r got really drunk. He got me Parise suggested. " I think all people have the coached basketball at Central High home somehow, looked after me." "Who would even kill somebody potential to do a great number of when Stevenson was a captain of the Both Parise and Powlette said they for something so st upid anyway?" she things, but they close themselves team , appeared ;~t the trial as a would visit Stevenson in jail if they said. "None of it makes any sense. I off of it." character witness. "When you're one had the chance. think something else is going on. Unfortunately, his mother is not of my captains. you're an extension of Since Stevenson's arrest shortly Everyone says. 'Well, Mike [Manley] me," Greco said on the stand. ''I never after the murder, Parise has spoken Teleservices industry excited about his plans to run had no motive to kill that man. ' I away to Africa. " She's doesn ' t had problems with Dave. I enjoyed with him once. "I was at his aunt for some very good don't believe that. I don't know the want me to go on any of my trips," him as a player and as a person. He Shirley's house. He called her and I whole story. But I know Dave never reasons. We employ he says, but he will not be had 1300 SAT s, a math and science answered the phone," she said. "But I owned a gun. He was not a violent dissuaded. As this born-and-raised direction and no di scipline problems." didn' t really get to talk to him." · the best and we offer person." Newarkian says: " The world is An authority figure at the Pari se said that according to famil):l Parise suggested Manley tried to members, who were unavailable for the best. bigger than Newark.'' university also noticed Stevenson' s Paid training "save his own ass at the last second'' talents. Library coordinator Anna L. comment, "He' s hanging in there.'' by having defense attorneys argue Hawley supervised Stevenson when And, as always there are questions Competitive wages toward th e end of the trial that he he worked at the Morris Library. yet to be answered. First, a young man * Paid vacation & Holidays wasn't at the scene wi th Stevenson. Hawley declined to comment this dead, shot cruelly from behind. Now, * Professional work environments "The two of them were really good week, but said in court last fall : in the name of justice, two others may friends," she explained. "And I think "David worked longer than all the soon follow. * Opportunity for advancement whatever happened, they just wanted other kids. He had a~ wonderful. dry Shirley Stevenson, the ex-student' s * Medical benefits & much more! to ... I don't know ... maybe not rat sense of humor. It was a lot of fun to great aunt and a nurse for 25 years, on their own friend or whatever. Then work with him.'' put it most poignantly when she took at the end maybe Mike figured , 'I'll After graduating from high school the stand on her great-nephew's Opportunities available for: point th e finger at Dave. I 'l l get in 1993, Stevenson moved to the behalf in November during the * PIT & FIT Telemarketers myself out of here."' Wilmington area with hi s fan1ily. That sentencing phase of the trial. Parise saw Stevenson just three year, he took college courses at Del. "I've sat here listening to all the day~ before the murder. He stopped Tech. The next fall. he enrolled at the circumstances. Yes, we 've been by her Christiana Towers apartment university in the College of Arts and searching for the truth," she said in a with Manley on a Friday night. "He Science. soft, humble drawl that brought tears was with a lot of his friends. He was Shortly after, in September 1994, to spectators on all sides of th6 trying to find something to do that Stevenson was arrested for using courtroom. "The Heath family lost a night. We were all just hanging out customer credit card numbers to buy son. Now we're losing a family watching TV, li stening to music. gift certificates at the Christiana Mall member, too. It's just a sad, sad world. Everything was cool. Macy's where he worked. In a hasty We should all take note of this." 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Supermarkets have this decision because they ~ , pulled this week's issue of actually found the photos '· ...______'" "The Globe," because of or story objectionable. :n an objectionable photo. Instead what these This horrendous photo, supermarkets are reacting that "the family oriented" to is the media frenzy customers of five of concerning these photos l Delaware's maJOr - a frenzy that they don't •I supermarkets must be wish to be a part of. ' . ' I protected from, is simply After all, the I a picture of a hand. supermarkets did not feel I ... ------·------~~---- Granted the hand is that of a need to shelter the I a dead child, and the public when pictures of _J photo had been stolen Nicole Brown-Simpson's from a Colorado coroner body were shown or when Letters to the Editor but, regardless, this photo "The Globe" or any of the is nothing exceptional for other tabloids published fertilize a given egg, and each a tabloid to print. equally if not more Technology WHERE TO WRITE: sperm is different genetically. These supermarkets objectionable stories and Letters When you consider that the world have every right to choose photos. now has over five bi Ilion people Misrepresented The Review and many more have lived what they want or don't Do the supermarkets 250 Perkins Student Center throughout history, the probability Unlike Shawn Mitchell, I love want to sell. No really care about you and of all of these people having their modern technology. We all do. Newark, DE 19716 objections can be made me? given genetic makeups is Modern technology makes every Fax: 302-831-1396 infinitesimal. about First Yes, as long aspect of our lives better. It helps E-mail: [email protected] However, we know that it has Amendment as we have us in ways that we don ' t even happened. it is obvious that every rights or money that realize. Yet Mr. Mitchell seems to The Review welcomes letters from its readers . For verification person has the given genetic lack respect for the technological governmental Do the can be spent purposes, please include a daytime telephone number with all letters. · makeup that he/she has. Is this a m wonders our culture has censorship, at their The Review reserves the right to edit all letters. paradox'l Not at all - because wer'; constructed. Therefore, Mr. for this ban is supermarkets stores. are calling the shots after the fact, Mitchell , I wil l tell you why you we a lready know what has·'./ neither. It is really care If they should love technology too. happened. d a business r e a I I y Can't find any time saving great idea to solve this. Why not observable ; this is far from my choosing not about you wanted to device to improve your life, Mr. sell all your belongings and go live no tion of "empirically-based." In the same way, no matter how'" in Carpenter State Park. You can Plenty of well-accepted scientific small the probability of life arising ·~· to sell a shelter Mitchell'7 Maybe you should try a and me? build yourself an igloo for and becoming complex by natural • wash board instead of washer and theories are based on indirect tasteless people from protection from the weather, can evidence rather than direct causes, it has happened on Earth. If dryer next time you feel like magazine for the garbage observations, and they a re still the probability is one in, say s -~ washing your clothes. How about rub sticks together to make a fire for that fresh rabbit you just hunted, em pi ric ally-based. billion (an arbjtrary figure), and the f'; one week out of these walking home next Christmas break and you can sew together some For instance, most of interstellar universe has one hundred trillion m of the year. tabloids they are not doing instead of using a car. I am sure planets, many of them will have,_., And it is hypocrisy. very well. More people you will find the sun dial a great leaves left over from the fall for and intergalactic astronomy is clothes. What better way to express life, and Earth is obviously one. ,'1 Many of these are actually buying the replacement for th at c umbersome based on extrapolations from radio your freedom from the modern telescopic data rather than direct Contrary to rhe presentation ofu, supermarkets have issued tabloid to see what the wrist watch you've been wearing world, Mr. Mitchell. creation scientists, a one in five n all these years. observation. No one can see a statement making supermarkets find lf you haven' t figured it out yet, billion (or greater) probability is.' Are you looking to lose your job galaxies that are millions of light not evidence against natural origin themselves out as bastions offensive. and friends. Mr. Mitchell'7 It must Mr. Mitchell , your argument is years away; everything we know ~ extremely short-sighted and of life; it merely says that, on•.t of morality who fear what The supermarkets have be a real strain on your life to spend about them is based on indirect uninformed. Even your beloved average, if we want to find life on Joi ~ill happen to their banned "The Globe," not that minute or two to c heck you evidence from radio signals. another planet, we' II have to look at:. The editorial board meets before each deadline to debate a topic selected by The Review staff. Simple majority determines the editorial stafr s stance on each issue. January 17 , 1997 A7 Peter Both urn Death Penalty Jant '97! Will the party make it to The Rat Files Delaware? Executions are usually somber cut overtime costs and to avoid the opted to forget about Wainwright's Some Crispix Party Mix was walk the plank of a large pirate ship former Delaware student David events. stress that executions usually cause rights and gave Arkansas a field goal procured, and things got rolling into a stationed somewhere in the Pacific Stevenson and hi s pal Michael The victim's family expresses a employees. of executions. giant party, immediately dubbed Ocean. Manley have been sentenced to die release and a relief in knowing that The officials, mysteriously, didn 't The real hold-up, the high court Death Penalty Jam '97. So the party raged on anyway. for the 1995 slaying of Kristopher the killer of a loved one has now been comment on the stress that executions said, was that the honorable. Clarence Officials tried to get a Pay Per " Burn Baby Burn," "Fire" by the Heath, they could theoretically join killed. But they are saddened because cause the ones being executed. Thomas kept telling dirty jokes about View extravaganza set up, but it was Doors, and ''The Electric Slide" were Bria n Steckel - who received a they are painfully reminded of the The newspapers and news casts the murderer's pubic hair and decided that showing people getting all played by an in-house disc jockey death sentence earlier in the same : loss they have suffered. covered the event, but failed 10 insisting that they all watch "Long executed on TV would be a little too to commemorate and celebrate the old week - to help Delaware complete The murderer's family is capture the essence of what must Dong Silver." gruesome. In its place, Pay Per View practice of killing killers with the its first trifecta. obviously distraught because a loved have been a very rocking party. The media also told of how the showed the Ultimate Fighting chair. A triple execution would surely • one has failed and is now losing their They told of how one killer, Kirt other two guys, 47-year-old Earl Van Championships, where people try to Somebody even tapped a keg. outdo last year's hanging in Smyrna own life. Wainwright, recited a poem about Denton and 49-year-old Paul Ruiz, kill each other. A Delaware resident might be in both spectacle and redneck turnout. But recently, an Arkansas prison being ready and willing to die when didn't say a word, which was Somebody tried to get trai !blazing reading this and asking, "Why can't After all, what kind of a racist fo und a way to make executions both the Supreme Court - after sitting probably because they had been on California governor Pete Wilson - we have a Three-for-one Party here?" sli meball would you be if you missed cheap and fun. around for hours in deliberation over death row since 1978. Oh, and they you know, that guy who gave us This is a good point. Why should out on seeing two black men get On Jan. 8, an institution in the some Domino's Pizza- decided he were probably kind of pissed off chemical castration, the elimination the fine people of Delaware, whose executed? Your friends from the Klan ' town of Varner, Arkansas, had a should indeed bite the big one. about being jerked around; their of affirmative action, and tight greatest joy in life is not havi ng to would make fun of you for years. special "Three-for-one Sale," where The court was mulling over convictions and sentences were borders between his state and Mexico pay a sales tax, have to wait for what Just think: triple the death plus three convicted killers were executed whether or not Wainwright's appeal reversed and reinstated three times in order to keep hated Mexicans out seems like an eternity to see their triple the hypocrisy equals triple the , in one night. It was only the second of should be decided by somebody other during their stay on the illustrious - to fly in especially for the favorite prisoners juiced or - if fun. its kind si nce the wonderful practice than Gov. Mike Huckabee, who knew row. occasion. But he was far too bu sy they're lucky- hanged. of the death penalty was re-instituted Wainwright's victims and therefore But the media didn't tell of the joy drafting Proposition 292, which Hold on to your vengeance, Fir t Peter Bothcrm is the executive in 1976. could hardly be counted on for an and merriment that swept through the would force all Mexican immigrants Staters; a three-for-o ne mi g ht be editor of The Re1•ie11'. Send any e-mail Prison officials said it was done to impartial decision. In the end, they prison when these guys were zapped. and anyone of Hi spani c descent to coming your way soon. Now that to [email protected] . nowhere, it is impossible to predict C. Chris when and where the next pocket will Shawn Wesley occur. Mitchell The scientific mystery of After doing a brief survey, I have concluded that the average university An Overdose freshman vacuums a total of 367 Handbook of Insipidity pounds of dust bunnies per semester. to Psychosis superstition This means that each year, the freshman class alone can account for 3,456,406 pounds of this fuzzy plague. I am often told that I live in a they' re worth the effort. Knocking ride horses, whatever rituals we had much bel!er now, than it was in the Making When multiplied by the total number modern, scienti fie world. on a wood table to avoid jinxing, or concerning horseback riding middle ages when superstition ruled. of college freshman throughout the Scientific laws are inviolate; crossing one's fingers for an added translated to the automobile. Back then though, we were at the world, the actual number becomes nothing falls outside of their reach. boost takes so little effort that it Even in the world of cold logic center of the un1verse wi th Light of approximately seven-mi llion-kazillion Everything can be expressed in a seems more foolish to not perform we live in, we need some mystery. everything revolving around us. Now pounds. That's one big Twinkie' So mathematical equation and, if given them. We need to believe that something humans are simply a speck on a little looking at these figures, it is only enough time, can be understood at a Scientists say we delude happens to us after we die. We need rock out in the middle of a nowhere Dark logical to conclude that there's a whole molecular level. ourselves, that these practices can' t to believe that we have some higher galaxy. Iotta this stuff floating around in outer Superstition is laughed at by the effect reality in any way. destiny. We need to believe that love Still, it felt good to be important. space. scientists, and shunned by the But so many of the superstitions is more than an instinctual response. Matter Now that we've conclusively masses. of the past did effect reality. At one Each of us find this mystery in Shawn P. Mitchell is the assistant established my theory as a law, we Well, it should be laughed at and time it was superstition to cover your our own places. For some it is in editorial editor at The Review and must look at how this knowledge can shunned, but it isn' t. Instead mouth when you sneeze, for fear of religion, for other it is in the tabloids spends a lot of time dousing holy be used to our advantage. Or more superstition seems to have outlasted blowing your soul o ut. This that we outwardly snicker at but water on his ca r in auempts to make ' I looked under my bed this scientifically: what do we do with all the barrage of insults that science superstition ended up having some inside would like to be true. it work properly. Send e-mail to morning and discovered the secret of this crud? After some extensive throws at it. basis. Science is very dependable and [email protected] the universe. research, involving the pulling of large Few people still carry charms Carl Sagan, a few years back, useful , and because of it the world is For years, astronomers have been clumps of this crap from my Dirt against the evi I eye, or worry about a wrote an essay comparing modern working long and hard to determine Devil, I've discovered that dust black cat crossing their path, but as day accounts of alleged alien how the universe is held together. As bunnies have many intrinsic qualities these practices fade away, new ones abduction with medieval accounts of everyone knows, matter is attracted to which can be harnessed for the spring up in their place. people who believe they had been matter by a force betterment of I have a friend who carries small visited by demons known as succubi known as gravity. mankind. bendy animal toys in their glove box. or incubi. W h e n The average F o r When their car refuses to start they, In both cases the supposed astronomers look example, its one by one, toss the toys on the hood victims were awakened from sleep to to the heavens and student cares less s h 0 c k - as an offering. Usually after two or find a humanoid form in their room ma ke their absorption three such offerings the car starts who desired some sort of sex ual calculations, they about unraveling qualities can be right up . contact. find that there is used in the soles Likewise, some of the best advice Instead of concluding that the imply not enough the mysteries _of the of athletic shoes. concerning an automobile that I ever demons of the past were actually observable mass to universe than why Of course, this received was this: Never talk bad s pace a liens, Sagan made a more account for why would involve about your car where it can hear you. logical conclusion. He said there is ga laxies , Chick-Fil-A is some serious Just about every time I 've not something psychological that causes superclusters, etc., brainstorming in followed these simple words and people to believe they've seen such hold together. closed on Sundays the advertising spoken ill of my car in its presence, creatures. Because they are field to come up it's broken. In the past when the world was astronomers and with alternatives Superstition will always be with controlled by the church, the kno w way more for Nike "Air," which are more us. People will always pick up creatures were demons. Today in our about the cosmos than any other sober appealing to the average consumer pennies fo r luck, make wishes on scientific world they are alien space human beings should know, they have than Nike "Crud." Or, it could be used stars, and avoid walking under travelers. termed this lack of mass dark matter. as- a replacement for fiberglass in ladders, just in case. We need our superstitions. When As I picture it, the discovery of home insulation. No one actually believes that any demons become obsolete, we replace dark matter probably went a lot like Maybe some really artistic folks of those things do any good, but them with aliens. When we no longer this: could use the crud to create a life-sized Astronomer I: (After months of AI Gore figure which could be calculations) Hey Hank! Did you propped up behind Clinton during his Duane know that there's not enough mass in press-conferences. However, because existence for the universe to be held its personality would be inherently Duke Kicking some puppies over Winter together? more intriguing than the actual Gore, Astronomer 2: Nope. we run the risk of this dummy winning Troubadour Astronomer 1: Yeah, it's true man. the Democratic nomination, and Song Session Look, uh, I just wasted 23 weeks of perhaps even the presidency, in 2000. my life so do you think it would be In any case, this new and okay if I just, you know, like called all enlightening discovery will probably For the most part, I'm a big fan of class. book during class. If better material is that missing stuff dark matter? go unnoticed by most of our campus. UD Winter Sessions. However, I'm Consequently , what do you available, by all means, indulge DUKE'S MATH CORNER: Astronomer 2: Yup. Want another This is disturbing to me, because it is not too thrilled with being stuck in a imagine happens? Do the professors yourself, after all you can never get Given Facts: brew? just one of many examples where a classroom for seven-hour marathon take an introspective glance at their enough of The Review. I currently have 163 earned credit Astronomer I: Sure dude, just hand scientific breakthrough occurs and lectures. After 35 minutes my attention soporific teaching technique or do they 4. Look at People. Some people hours me the case. nobody really cares. The average span wanders much like a dog who has plot revenge upon the sleeping will promote looking at attractive Assumptions: Up until this very morning, nobody student cares less about unraveling the to piss in a fire hydrant factory. student? people. This is certainly noteworthy; a I credit-hour class meets once a knew exactly what dark matter was. mysteries of the universe than why Thus my mind begins to journey: As much as I enjoy sleeping in however, it's not nearly as entertaining week for I hour Do me a favor: if you're reading Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays. here, there, out there, over there, triple class, I always feel a little guilty after I as looking at goofy-looking people. 15 weeks of classes during a this article in your dorm room, take a This bothers me. dog-dare .. .it wanders. If the conditions awake. Nobody wants to kick the Cut my picture from the editorial page semester look under your bed. Go ahead, I believe at an ideal college, are just right (overly heated class professor's new puppy. For this reason and carry it around with you as a for each hour of lecture I sleep for nobody's watching. What do you see? students would spend much of their room, a monotone speaker, lack of I have compiled a list of stay-awake goofy-fix should you find yourself in a I 0 of the 60 minutes Can I make a prediction? How about time pondering how and why we came interesting people upon which to ogle) strategies for your winter session room with only hum-drum looking CalculatiollS: small clumps of greyish-blue fluff? to be. The insight behind our ideas I might just fall asleep in class. marathon lectures. cats. ( 163 credit hours)*( 15 hours in Yes my friends, what you and I have would determine our grade, and not Am I the great Anti-Christ of the I. Play the Counting Game. 5. Pretend the Professor is a class each semester/credit hour) = termed, "dust-bunnies," has actually lengthy tests on those hellish scan-tron coming century for this lapse of focus? Remember Sesame Street and that Cartoon Character. This is my favorite . 2445 hours in class always been the elusive dark matter. sheets. In this ideal setting, final exams Should I be beaten with a wet poodle Dracula-type-cat, he could count Once you have adequately toonified (2445 hours in class)*(l/6) = 407.5 At this point you're probably would, of course, be obsolete. Lastly (which would hurt much more than a anything - from cement blocks in the the in structor you can then imagine hours asleep in class or roughly 17 full asking yourself two questions: (I) how any dining hall caught serving the wet noodle - contrary to popular classroom walls to the number of dropping large objects on his/her head: days asleep in class. did I arrive at this conclusion? and (2) Monte Cristo sandwich would vernacular)? people wearing Nike tennis shoes in grand pianos, safes, barbells, why hasn't a doctor placed me on immediately be set on fire. Ask the professors. Moreover, you class. elephants, etc. If you can get your Who's gonna argue with 407.5 Ritalin? 2. Chew on Something: gum, food, hands on the Coyote's Acme catalogue hours of experience? I Well, let me tell you my theory. don't even need to ask them , you can C. Chris Wesley is a freshman jewelry, whatever - be creative. I've you can also do such creative stunts as My theory is that the universe is see it in their eyes. When someone biology major and a columnist for The found that it's difficult to fall asleep if firing Patriot missiles at the overhead Duane Duke writes for The Review covered with dense pockets of this falls asleep and the professor notices, Review. Although he has aspirations it's as if that slumbering student had your mouth is moving. If you don't projector. when he feels like it and apologi::.es for crud. Since it does not give off any for being an Olympic gold-medalist in just kicked the professor's defenseless, believe me try this strategy on your Why should you listen to my the 1111merous dog allusions in the el~ctromagnetic radiation , it is synchronized swimming, he freely new puppy in the head. Regardless of next date. advice? Prior to writing this article I above article: he misses his sister's undetectable by even our most admits that, "All/ really want to da is what they may say, professors take it 3. Read. Sometimes, I'll be so did some calculations to quantify my puppy, Misty-Perro. Send e-mail to powerful telescopes. Also, since it has wear the Speedo." Send e-mail to personally when students sleep in their desperate that I read the actual text expertise in this topic matter. stingme@ udel.edu the uncanny ability to appear out of cwesley@ udel.edu AS • THE REVIEW • January 17 , 1997 Expert says '96 Elections ignored foreign policy Congressional noise" he said, adding BY LAURA OVERTURF first i n a series sponsored by the successful wars under o ur belt," he said, au ention to foreign policy, because both Sruff Repurter International Affairs Department. referring to the Cold War and the Persian Clinton's and Dole's platform s were similar. Congress will continue its trend away from the isolationist approach and toward being Foreign policy proved to be a quiet and Speaking to about 25 people in Clayton Gulf War. The candidates, he said, spoke similarly on more involved within the country's untouched issue in the 1996 president ial Hall, he said he was surprised by the lack of Rosner said the second influence was the issues of th e Central European Alliance, importam decisions. campaign, said a published political scientist attention given to foreign policy during the consi stency of Clinton's past policies with China, Bosnia and NAFTA. Congress, he said, will be more opposed in a Jan. 9 speech. campaigns a nd a ttributed this to the national values. T he country only talks about R osner, a Harvard University and to certain laws th e president will try to pass The issue of foreign policy in the " public's lack of interest as well as the issues when they need improvement. he said, Brandeis University graduate, also said the and will counter more things that Clinton pre idential election was simply " the dog candidates'." and the country seemed to be content with 1996 election will be seen in retrospect as II that didn' t bite and the dog that wouldn' t The silence on the issue was the result of the way Clinton handled certain problems part of the redefinition that the United States wi try to do. Ending the lecture on a positive note, hunt,'' said Jeremy Rosner, a seni or associate three main points said Rosner, a partisan " The national press coverage of issues is experiencing. Rosner said that whether aware of it or not, for the Carnegie Endowment for Democrat w ho worked for Clinton's last like th e West Bank and Saddam Hussein Although he sees thi s as a positive thing, voters' choices ~ouch on all issues, even International Peace. administration dealing with international s trengthened the image of Clinton as he said he believes the election will have its those that are not in the spotlight. Rosner' s speech: "The 1996 Elections: peace issues within the campaign. commander-in-chief and pushed Dole out of repe rcussions because the United States "Sometimes silence is golden.'' The People Have Spoken. Did They Say "The United States is experiencing the the spotl ight," he said. might be sending a message of isolationism. Anything About Foreign Policy?'' was the safest national security in a while, with two Lastly, he said, the public paid little The e lection will cause "more A colorful, informative tour of the White House with cold silence, except for his own continued from page A I "The story goes that President and it is doused in blueness. tour. out a loud Ugh' as Steve reveled in The Red Room - ancy hi s humor. When he began to say, quite giggles that quickly were Steve told us. " He wa especially Harrison stood out in the cold giving Everything is blue. Reagan's favorite - was the next "Finally. our last stop on the tour," a silenced when he saw our sullen fond of Hulk Hogan.'· His quip was hi s address without a coat or hat," Everything. stop on this guided tour. Evidently, smartass visitor clapped quietly . faces. met with polite laughter. said our well-rehearsed tour guide. Besides it s distinctive color, (Hint - he works for The Review). " That 's our tour. Have a nice "But on a serious note,'' he added, "Well, he then got caught in a rain Steve told us the Blue Room is also moderation is not in the White We entered thtO State Dining day,'' he said quietly, as I am sure he ''after President Kennedy was storm later in the afternoon and noted as the formal reception room House vocabulary because the room, awash in red, resembles a Room where every major White wanted the tour to be done as much assassinated, he was brought here caught a cold. The .cold turned into for visiting heads of state. He also hemophiliac episode of "ER.'' House dinner is held. At first glance, a we did. into the East room for a private pneumonia and President Harrison couldn't res ist the s ta ndard On cue. the Alex Trebek-esque it is a disappointingly small room Even with Steve as our tour viewing fo r family and friends." was dead within a month." presidential trivia about the room. but Steve told us not to be mi sled. guide, the visit to Bill and Hill ary' After his awkward transition from Our tour group braced themselves "President Grover Cleveland was Sec ret Service agent started yet "This room can hold 14 round house was still fun and educational. Hulk Hogan to the assassination of a for another unfunny joke and Steve married in thi s room in 1886," he another un-fasci nating story. "Nancy Reagan used this room to tables which can seat I 0 each. which But the main lesson I took away president, our humor-impaired tour did not d isappoint. " I hope Mrs. recited. "He married a 21 year-old meet with many wives of the visiting is a grand total of 140 people eating from the trip was that Secret Service guide forged on to the next room. Clinton reminds the President to woman who became the youngest s imult'aneously ," said Steve, stereotypes are true. The Gree n Room, of course, is wear hi s coat on Monday." fi rst lady in history.'' world dignitaries including a demonstrating hi s abi lity to do They do no t have a sense of covered in green -from wall to The crowd - by now growing We waited for a hilarious punch meeting w ith Mrs. Go rbac hev ,'' simple multiplication. ·'Now that's a humo r. None at all. wall, ceiling to floor. If that much tired of these "jokes" - reacted not line from Steve, but he bit his tongue Steve informed us. "Now, Mrs. lot of M cDo nald's fries and color is your kind of thing, you will with a laugh but rather with sort of a and kept his bad Vegas lounge act to Clinton uses the room primarily for • burgers.'· •,. Jove it, but I was starting to feel get snort. Unfazed, Steve then moved us himself. The crowd let out a her weekly Tupperware parties.'' No more po lite laughter or a queasy feeling in my stomach from to the most beautiful room of the collective sigh of relieve. Hopefully, I think that s tatemen t was the snorting. Steve's comment was met the melange of green surrounding tour: The Blue Room. we could now enjoy the rest of the direct opposite of funny. We all let me. At this point we were 15 minutes Then our quick-witted tour guide into the tour. I made it a point not to chimed in. Steve pointed to our left, talk to anyone e lse on the tour where a portrait of President because I wante d to savor the William Henry Harrison hung on the experience of being inside the same wall. 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Tricky's trade of trip-hop falls short at TLA tion and style. - and a momentary lapse of shad "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos" Despite rave reviews Yet at a sold out show in ow boxing during an otherwise and Eric B. and Rakim's "Lyrics of by other papers, this Philadelphi a's Theatre of Living bland performance of "Tricky Fury" were among the few high reporter was left with Arts last Friday, the Trickster utter Kid." lights in an evening riddled with ly failed to transfer hi s studio To make matters worse, Tricky forlorn hope. a poor impression of genius to live performance. apparently borrowed a page from The most frustrating moment of Tricky and his act Tricky and his four-piece band Jim Morrison 's Guide-To the performance was the unwar opened the show with an eight Ignoring-The-Audience by keeping ranted encore. Following an other minute crescendo that, despite his back to the crowd whenever he wise dreadful set, Tricky and the BY SCOTT GOSS early promise, ultimately went wasn ' t required to sing into the band returned with an ass-kicking Senior Staff Reporter nowhere. The song was then fol mic. rendition of "Brand New, You ' re For those still untainted by the lowed by a two-minute break that Although the band managed to Retro." Perhaps because Tricky Doppler effect of hype. the record left the audience in silent confu play with relative enthusiasm, the bad waited far too long to give a ing artist known as Tricky is being sion as to what was happening. songs' changeless dronings only damn, he was unable to maintain culled as The Next Big Thing. While the crowd's enthusiasm served to drown out Tricky's the level of quality for the encore's He has recently been hailt:d by quickly returned, it would gradual vocals, rendering them virtually second and final song, which fe11 critics as everything from "the king ly wane- eventually to stand-still inaudible. back into the same di sappointing of the slow beats'' to Ro lling boredom - as it became readily To match the musical repetition, pattern of the earlier performance. Stone's Electronic Artist of the apparent that this early pattern of Tricky's otherwise haunting lyrics Perhaps the show would not Year. abrupt stops and needless intermis became monotonous and often have been so painful if Tricky had In the two years between hi s sion between songs was to consti downright silly when repeated over not, in a recent Spin article, hailed 1994 major-label debut tute the format of the entire perfor a dozen times ("Pow. Wow. How himself as being on the same level "Maxinquaye," and hi s 1996 fol mance. you like me now?" or "I don't sell as Bob Marley, Billie Holiday and low-up "Pre-Millennium Tensio n." Due in part to the producer/per records. I sell guns"). Miles Davis - all world-renown Tricky has gone from obscurity as former's decision to keep the venue The evening's saving grace performance artists. a member of the U.K. collective either poorly lit or in complete came from Tricky's vocal sidekick Regardless, the next time Tricky Massive Attack, to setting the trip darkness, the band's stage presence Martina Topley-Bird. Relegated to comes to town, don't waste any THE REVIEW I John Chabalko hop standard. was virtually non-existent. The only five songs, Topley-Bird's money. Turn off aJI the lights, 'llicky played a lackluster show last friday night at the Theatre of Born Adrian Thaws, the Bristol only physical movement resem magnificent, soulful voice offered crank up the stereo and stand in Living Arts in Philadelphia. The 'Irick was not to be bored to death. native combines innovative beats, bling performance was Tricky's an excellent counterpoint to place for two hours. Just like the ambient textures and moody, intel nervous bouncing - similar to a Tricky's obvious lack of interest. real thing. ligent lyrics to create what can best cornered Energizer bunny on crack Her renditions of Public Enemy's be described as lessons in produc- 82. THE REVIEW. January 17, 1997 Material Girl helps ''Evita'' sing with life musical montage of historical events surrounding the story of Eva Peron. For that is what this rock opera is based on. Winter Session sucks' TI1e classes gonna go. Madonna plays the poor girl who refuses to accept are so damn long, it's freezing out there, Down the road a piece at the East her low-class surroundings, becomes an actress, and and evetything is closed. No Scrounge, then rises to the top of political and social power. no dining halls, just the blessed Trabant End Cafe will be the Scatalogists. She does this by sleeping her way into the bed of University Center. Not even the library TI1ere's no cover at all and these guys '· . plan on rocking the beans out of the "'1• Juan Peron, the soon-to-be Argentina dictator, is open until midnight anymore. Well, played by a low-key Jonathan Pryce. since the university has uncharactetisti / grinders, so get there by 10 · In this position of power, Eva tries to appease the cally backed out on us, we must find " p.m. for the show. .. . middle classes, who are quickly swept up by her something to keep us out of trouble. \ . ' I beauty- they worship her as a goddess. But before The Hitlist has come up with a few Where will Wayne Gretzky, Eric Lindros and Mario Lemieux be •· their wish of a new, classless, Argentina is granted, things for y'all. So don' t blame us if Evita Eva diejs of cancer. your weekend blows chunks. tonight? If you guessed the Gold let! Cinergi Pictures The story has all the elements for an award-win Arena, you're way off and arc most Rating:-,.hh'! #f ning musical: sex, love, war and com1pt govern FRIDAY likely a moron. However, the Delaware 1'.;-•• BY LEANNE MILWAY ment. The test was whether the long-running stage Ice Hockey team shows ofT their own ' ,., &liror in Chief show could be tran lated effectively onto a movie Make a run for the version of Team Canada with If only five sentences of spoken dialogue in a Borders, you know, that Vancouver native Paul Pipke. He and screen. tell of Eva's desire for big city living- a young girl two-hour movie define an enjoyable cinematic It took director Alan Parker to sculpt the story book and music store in Newark. Come the Hens are sure to joust the who will whore to get where she wants. experience, then the Madonna! Antonio Banderas and music by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice one, you remember books. Especially if hell out of the Scarlet And, yes, Madonna still sounds great. The Knights of Rutgers. Puck •• I Argentina extravaganza of "Evita" fits the mold. into a comprehensible movie. you' re feeling blue, ·cause New Jersey Material Girl easi ly pinpoints the woman behind the And it is a mold worthy of casting in gold if those Though at times the never-ending songs are hard blues gui tari~t Son Lewis will be drops at 8 p.m. and tickets are $2 for enigma of Eva- and she sings it out to the audi five sentences of spoken dialogue are embedded in to keep up with, "Evita" does paint a superficial, but appea ring tonight for a concert in the students and $4 for all others. ence with open arms. a tapestry of first-rate vocals, tango-ing dancers, very enjoyable, picture of the events surrounding cafe. Lewis, whose sounds are so Then there's Antonio. He sings' - impressively, delightful 1940s costumes and Argentinean land Juan Peron's overhaul of the government with the sweet, will begin jamming at 8. If you MONDAY ' •·:.. even. He practically steals the show with his scapes. help of his beautiful mistress (and later, wife). need any help or service, just ask for Spanish accent and knowing winks at the camera. :_ Opening to widespread release thi s weekend, The soundtrack of the film includes heavy rock Tammy. She' ll be quite happy to help Be civil to each other out there today .. There are songs like "A New Argentina:· where "Evita'' has no dialogue. No one speaks. In this riffs and soothing musical romances that weave over you with anything. Tell her Mugsy sent and think about the great Dr. Martin the masses sing about breaking the chains of repres world, everyone sings. And that is the one major scenes showcasing the hundreds of phenomenal you. Luther King's dream as we celebrate sion in a huge production number that involves outfits draped on Madonna's slightly pregnant (but / his birthday and his legacy 1 -.------, hurtling block for thousands and thousands of exu·as. REVIEW RATINGS this movie. sti II finely toned) body. " left behind. Be thankful for How · about Madonna's moving version of Oscar caliber. Audiences must Most of the music has a strong and salty Spanish the man, even if it is only ~'t...:n:t,'c ..,( "Don'( Cry for Me Argentina." where she implores ./Ano ther J~~:~~:;~~~~!~~t~ ...~ I '-'n.'n~n.'c See 1his flick. accept Banderas' influence - and all those maracas, bongo drums because you have a day off. the 'country to respect her. The song really doesn' t 8 ... u1.'c ~c Definite rental. narrator who shows and weeping guitars leave audience members Clock night with $1 drinks make much s.ense, but she sure sings it nice. '),_(~ Catch it on cable. up at every tum to Macarena-ing in their seats. until 9. and Juliet's Wishing Well THURSDAY All in all, ·'Evita" is an undeniably unique theater >'< · 'Putrid . Moldy. Foul. sing a few plot There are songs like "Buenos Aires," with its should be good enough reasons to experience. The cast and crew went out of their way catchy mix of disco beats and Spanish guitars, that throw a few pennies until you have a TI1e TLA in Philly once again seem' L_.••••••••_j twists and relay a to make a seamless and beautiful film . ,. u hole in your pocket. Sip a Yeungling's to be the place for a good time and ,., for me. all you legal jerks. they' re featuring one of the hottest new bands ready to explode onto the music But, for now, leave these two goons in the movie the the play easier to understand despite its uni versal Back to my roots. In Philly scene. moe .. an upstate New York quar ater with the rest of the immature teenagers who will themes. at the Theatre of the Living tet, wi II bring their reputation as leader Scream enjoy this flick. But at least "Romeo and Juliet" doesn't meander Arts on South Street will be performing of the new wave of jam bands to the Wes Craven makes a triumphant return to the world Evening Star far from the original dialogue or plot. one of the most famous comedians at City of Brotherly Love for an 8 p.m. of terror with this utterly frightening and fresh "Evening Star" is the pointless and highly disap . The only thing that saves this film is its lead stars. his side-splitting best. Jackie Mason, show on South Street. Tickets are $ 10 approach to horror flicks. In '·Scream," whose cast pointing sequel to 1983's ''Terms of Endearment," in Shakespearean English fl ows naturall y out of Claire star of Caddyshack 11 and Chicken and are going fast. Remember when includes Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell and which Shirley MacLain returns in her Oscar-winning Danes' and Leonardo DiCaprio's mouths. but their Soup. is putting on a show for evely / Dave Matthews came to the ··~· role as Aurora. Fifteen years after the death of her best work is down the road. body at 8 p.m. Tickets are a linle pncey .' Courtney Cox, a horror movie-obsessed killer clad in " Balloon two years ago and '<. a black cloak and an eerie ghost mask toys with the daughter, Emma, Aurora sets out to tind the love of her Jerry Maguire ($30-$35) but give him a break, the you missed it? You could minds of fellow fright fans before killing them. life. "Evening Star" also reveals what has come of Director Cameron Crowe (''Say Anything ... ,.. man has to eat. This show lasts through kick yourself. Don't let it happen again. · Craven, who also directed such movies as "The Emma's three chi ldren, whom Aurora rai sed. "Singles") chums out another hit in his latest fli ck / Sunday. so get movin' . Call Check these guys out before they hit it Hills Have Eyes" and "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Although it is quite humorous that all of the children "Jerry Maguire." starring Tom Cruise in the title " 1-215-922-1011 for more big. successfully combines blood, gore, suspense, fear and have turned out to be screw-ups, Juliene Lewis' poor role as a sports agent who changes his ruthless info. performance as Melanie, as well as Aurora's unamus >' humor in this movie, making it the best and most ways to reconnect with his clients. Cuba Gooding The songbird and the songstress are . .. .. worthwhile horror film in years. ingly bitter and self-absorbed character tend to make Jr. gives a stellar perfonnance as Cruise's one SATURDAY getting together for a wild time at the the film drag on with no visible purpose. client, football hot-shot Rod Tidwell, who remains Cm·eStates Center. TI1at 's right kid- Beavis and Butt-Head Do America In addition, this flick is sure to further disappoint all loyal to Maguire during his career change, despite One of the most exciting and shock dies. just 40 miles away Kenny G and MTV's kings of boob jokes take to the screen in a Jack Nicholson fans who shell out $6.50 only to see tempting offers from other agents. ew-comer ing events is taking place tonight at the Toni Braxton will be performing at 8 90-minute trek across the United States. The on ly him for five minutes. Renee Zellwegcr holds her own to Cruise as hi s Stone Balloon. Gracing Newark with p.m. Tickets are $25-$42.50, but with J~ ; problem is this movie isn 't funny, nor is it original. Just Romeo and Juliet bookkeeper-turned-love-interest, and Jonathan their presence will be the underground entertainment like this, who can com- -:: .. . flick on the tube and watch these stupid teenagers on Billed as "the greatest love story of all time hap Lipnicki, who plays her son, steals the show for a sounds of, yep, you guessed it, Love plain? Kenny's got a beard and both his ... cable. The animation? The same. The jokes? The pening in our time," adapter/director Baz Luhnnann moment or two. No doubt one of Cmise's best per Seed Mama Jump! OK, and Toni's hair is curly, so to avoid any J. same. ("Strictly Ballroom") spoon feeds a candy-coated ver fomlances, don· t even wait for this to come out on you've heard them before conf<.sion, just remember G is the one Rent it if you must when it comes out on video. sion of Shakespeare to the MTV generation, making video - catch it now. and you' ve seen them with the sax. before. But this is one of the r • town's timeless classics and you' re - Rober1 Kalesse i:' ' I ' I I I : I! '{ou\: S~ars I: .I .I Feeling a little sick in the soul? ' . i.! A. "Maggie the Cat is This Weel< Alive." CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Read some Chicken Soup. Even though you are interested in kno,ving what affects others, you 'viii der tone and an encouraging message. be more concerned 'vith the things ·'A Goodnight Kiss," the true story about a bond that fom1s which \viii affect you directly. between a nurse at a nursing home and a patiem after the death of the patient's husband, exemplifies such positive energies. •: AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) TI1e casual, "Dear Abby''.Jike tone in which this story. as It may be more difficult to start well as most of those compiled in the book, is written, effec B. ''BILLY, tively creates a relationship between the various authors and I early today than you expected. Later, o~ · . JID®wtl~ the reader. you 'II be slowed by something which ,.· Closely resembling a journal entry. "A Goodnight Kiss" is YOUR'RE THE ONLY will weigh heavily on your mind. f ' truly touching and inspirational. - ) ' J ... SON OF A BITCH PISCES (Feb. 19-Man:h 20) In the chapter "On Auitude and Self-esteem," a selection . :~ .. titled ··Be a Queen.'' restates a ponion of Oprah Winfrey's com ,. Report things as you see them, not WORTH GETTING Hfiw~ as you think they are. Accuracy and mencement address to the graduates of al l-female Spellman College. simplicity \viii be essential today as if BY CHRISTA MANALO "Be queen. Own your power and your glory." Oprah you want to achieve . Fealllres Editor a SERIOUSLY DRUNK Chicken soup: it's soothing; it 's tasty: it"s heailhy; it's tradi inspires the graduates...... D. '1'M LOUD tional: it 's like being home. While reading this emotional WITH.'' 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You will realize today that one key complexity and beauty of women's spirits. ly rather I han gulped down heartily. Afterall too much warmth 7: 10. 9:50 Mars Attacks 5: 15 . 7:30 Star decision you made long ago is the Stories in the book's fir t chapter, "On Love," evoke a ten- "is liable to bum the insides. ' Trek 12:30, 2:50 Evening Star 9:50. reason for your current predicament. January 10, 1997 • THE REVIEW . 83 Sci-fi writer says Dip into it: look to past to Fondue Style BY ROBERT KALESSE AND Suspended above the cozy SCOTT GOSS booth, the fuzzy illumination of Sraff Reporters an ordinary wooden lamp with tell the future Fondue. colored glass boules protruding One of the less appealing from inside, creates a lovely words in the English language, romantic atmosphere. Orson Scott Card takes his science fiction very seriously; he let fondue is reminiscent of a taste Finally, patrons are offered a the Trabant know it as a part of "The 21st Century" film series less epitaph hollered after raising choice of entree platters in either a cert ai n finger. Court Bouillon or Traditional In reality however, the taste of styles. Both entrees include filet BY SHAWN P. MITCHELL The large number of single par fondue is something quite extra mignon, chicken, Teriyaki sirloin Assistulll Editorial Editor ents in society today has its roots in ordinary. and shrimp. The Court Bouillon " We 've made choices that no the sexual revolution of th e 1960s, On the outskirts of style offers fresh salmon, mush other civilization has made and Card said. Wilmington, along north room caps and a variety of veg lived. o one has gone so far and The "storytellers" of the '60s said Concord Pike, lies The Melting etables, while the Traditional turned back without bloodshed and sexual repression was bad and there Pot - one of the more infamous includes sesame seed and tempu collapse or invasion from the out should be no shame in having pre fondue franchises to hit the ra batters. side." acclaimed science fiction marital sex, and sex at a younger United States - offering a great For those with a sweet tooth author, Orson Scott Card said age. mix of atmosphere and appetite. who can't resist, The Melting Pot Monday at the Trabant University These stories led to the sexual Located in Independence also offers a chocolate fondue Center. revolution of the '60s which led to Mall, the fondue restaurant dessert menu. They offer a American civilization is in more pregnancies and, consequent brings the French food pastime choice of milk chocolate fondue decline because of the "stories" it ly, more single mothers. Card said, with its array of meats, breads, with crushed nuts, white choco tells about itself. Card told an audi a condition that breeds poverty, vio vegetables and cheese to little ol' late flavored with liqueur and a ence of more than I 00 people as part lence and crime. Delaware. bittersweet dark chocolate fon of the continuing Winter Session "To see what's going to happen in The Combination "Fondue due. All desserts are served with fi 1m/lecture senes, "The 21st th e next millennia, we just need to For Two" is probably the best bet strawberries. bananas, pineapple, Century." look at what's happening right now if trying to impress a date. The cheesecake. marshmallows and Card is the only author to ever in our stories," he said. pound cake. win the prestigious Hugo and "Storytellers create the future," The romantic surroundings are Nebula awards for science fiction Card said. " And society can be offset by a variety of unusual writing in s uccessive years and has transformed by our storytelling." THE REVIEW I John Chabalko Where to Find It music. The '50s and '60s come written more than 25 short story col One of the issues facing the Science fiction writer Orson Scott Card spoke during Monday's Independence Mall, into full force with a combina lection and novels, including future and discussed by Card was instalhnent of "The 21st Century" series at the TUC. tion of classic rock, Motown, " Ender's Game" and "Speaker for assisted suicide. North Concord Pike pop classics from yesteryear - the Dead." "The stories in the media about Furthermore, he worries about crossed the line toward collapse,'· Open 5-10 p.m. Cal/652-6358 your parents' yesteryear, that is. Unlike most science fiction assisted suicide have a few quotes those who cannot speak for them Card said. "America was once emu Rating: >hhh'c Although there's no juke box authors. Card has little interest in saying it's a bad idea and then a selves, like his 13-year-old son, lated by others. Now other cultures or marble floor. you' II be technology. long section from an individual who Charlie Ben, who was born with look at America and try to shut out couple s haring this dish will whisked back in time tastefully. "I really don't care about technol says, 'I just want to die."' Cerebral Palsy and is unable to our corrupt stories." cook their own variety of meats The only drawback to the ogy,'· he said. "I care about human There is no mystery about what speak. The solution to these problems li e and vegetables in the center of societies.·· " He's a gift and a blessing and in each individual, and not in the average college student is that the table. The Melting Pot is a little on the With the exception of the tech yet these people want him dead,'' government. Card said. nologies that are accompanied by a "Storytellers create Card sai d. "When my wife and I die, For example Card said the drug With a small stove right at the pricey side. The combo major social change, like the auto what institution do I dare put him problem hits hardest on the family booth, the couple is given a set described above comes in at a . ?" of skewers (as well as the usual mobile, most technology is simply a the future. And Ill. level. on the relationship between whopping $37.90 (plus an addi fad, Card said. Other stories that will affect soci parents and children. fork and knife) to dig into their tional $6.50 for dessert). Other Even the internet falls into this society can be ety, according to Card. are those More crime prevention will not preferred morsel of food and dip entree-specific menu items aver second category, more akin to tech dealing with race and creating a cli stop this problem , Card said. into a "Fondue Court Bullion." age over $ 13.50. nologies like the CB radio, or the transformed by our mate for a race war. because drugs have become socially The meal begins with a choice Admittedly. not within the microwave oven, simply a passing "Today. many in the society say acceptable. of chef's or mushroom salad average college student's food trend. storytelling." there can be no racial justice in For Card, the solution to the which are served with either a budget, The Melting Pot does Also unlike most science fiction America because all white problem is one that has existed in fruity homemade dressing or serve quite a satisfactory amount Orson Scott Card authors, Card believes space travel Americans are racist," Card said. society for years: shame. house Italian. respectfully. of food - with more emphasis to be a trivial technological advance "These myths are spread by a few ·'If you want to change society, Following the salad, a wait on the cheese entree - for the at best, believing faster-than-light will happen when suicide is made hate-mongers who profit by main ridicule is the way to do it," he said. person mixes together a beer, cost. So if you've got a big date wine or Mexican herb-based travel to be an impossibility. legal, Card said. One needs only taining a level of racism in society." The 21st Century series, spon don't be afraid to spend the extra cheese fondue. Altogether they ''Where are we going to go? What look toward the Netherlands where These myths affect everyone. sored by the university center and dough. The ambiance is worth it. offer four cheese entrees which is it going to do?" Card said. " Don' t euth anasia has been legal for about though. Should the racial conflict the Englis h Department continues worry about that stuff - worry 20 years. turn violent, even those who are not for the remainder of January with combine Swiss and Emmenthaler or Cheddar cheeses and, in the about treating your neighbor well In that country many patients are racist will be caught in the middle of films, s peakers, and events all case of the Fiesta Cheese and following the commandments killed by their doctors, not always it, Card said. scheduled at the Trabant University REVIEW RATINGS The stories America tells about Center. Fondue, an array of Mexican and everything else will work itself with their permission. \..'n..'c ~'t'-'c~Y Finger lickin'good. out." Card is concerned about what itself are now destroying it, not On Jan. 22 George Takei, who herbs, spices and jalapeno pep pers which is served with tortilla );.'("i,.'n,'c ~'t Date-worthy joint. By examining how the '·stories'' wi ll happen to the people who feel making it stronger, Card said. "I played Sulu in the Star Trek televi ~'n.. ( )..( Go alone (trust us). chips. of the ' 50s and '60s affected today, like they are a burden and choose to take my science fiction very seri s ion series and motion pictures, will '-'t"l.'t A step ::tbove the Scrounge. All cheese fondues are served Card made predictions about the die for the sake of someone who' d ously, it's not just fun and games." speak at the university center. ·} BY CINDY AUGUSTINE you can get a lot done; you' re not watching people." Allison says. "It's not as crazy, a Assisranr Featurn Editor everyone who's there, because it's so empty. little quieter, but it's still a little lonely." Barren trees line the desolate campus Plus, it's easy to find a table,'· Lindsay says. As many students brave the cold and trek while the number of students milling around "But I don't know if I could take it for more to class everyday, the academic differences between classes is even less than the number than a month." become salient as well. hanging around during c lass hours in a nor Agreeing. Rebecca adds, "There are ··r think I'm handing classes better now: I mal semester. With the exception of the some good things, like always being able to like them more, they're easier to deal with'' book store on the first day of classes, find a parking spot, but I have way too much says Allison, a fashion merchandising crowds over Winter Session are hard to find. time on my hands." major. Of course, the chilly temperature and For those who can't seem to occupy "There are some classes that are definite nature's harsh elements contribute to this themselves with a job or their school work. ly better to take over Winter Session, harder empty scene. However, one can't help but the Winter Session-boredom syndrome may classes, because you can spend more time wonder if the entire campus is truly in set in fast. on them than during a normal semester," hibernation for the next few weeks. Rebecca, evidently suffering from this says Erica Rosenthal, a junior education Only a month ago the library was jam ailment, jokes '·I never knew how many maJOr. packed wi th students on a mi ss ion to find a hairs were on my head. but now I' m so Junior Jen Lewek says she seems as busy study spot, filled with the dreaded knowl bored I've had time to count every single over Winter Session as she is duri ng a nor edge that they must cram a semester's worth one.'' mal semester. of material into a single night of studying. In addi tion. the students living in the "Even though I'm only taking two class Now there are more library employees dorms over Winter Session may find that es, I'm working too. Last Winter Session I around than there are students (that is, until campus residency can have its downfall s as had time to relax, now I feel like I'm always wimer session finals arrive). well. doing work," Jen says. For some students, this rare emptiness on '·Last week there was no cold water in my Some advice to Winter Ses ion rookies: campus is something to use to their advan dorm ... people couldn't shower, we had to do something! It may sound simple, but tage. use bottled water to brush our teeth," says keeping busy is hard when there's a whole '·Now when you go to the library, there's Allison Weissman. a sophomore and resi Iotta time to be occupied. A few tips: get As no wait for computers," junior Rebecca dent of Gilbert A. and Bs in those tough required classes, or, Butler says. "There are no lines anywhere, on a less academic scale, master the art of • Without the students who did not return • rea ll y." for Winter Session, the dorms may seems as Sega, read a bestseller. go ice-skating, any • Junior Lindsay Ganis agrees and adds deserted as campus does. Allison says with thing. that there are less study interruptions as much of her floor gone, there's noticeable Most of all relax and catch up on the well. difference. sleep that will begin depleting with the THE REVIEW I John Chabalko "There 's no one around to distract you, so 'There's about II of us here, out of 25 onset of spring classes. Feelin' a little winter boredom? Well, whack away to kill time like this guy is doing. Blandness and tnonotony: two good reasons to avoid this Guilt trip Guilt track number three. The lead singer (I can't find ing indeed. And even though the words are kind die and make sure I shove it right up their col Funher his name anywhere on the CD cover, so for all of hard to discern, the song begins, at least !think lective .. :· Victory Records intents and purposes, let's name him Simon) it begins, "Roodh, Aaaajhrhg, Boooorgbssh, So Hey now! Let's just leave that thought unfin Rating: -t't screams "Advertise!" over and over again for the Sweet. Bramoos/te. Your passion. Mawanga ished. There are a few neat things about the CD BY MATT MANOCHIO last 20 seconds of the song. Whoa, perhaps this tutpt." Interlaced between the demonic scream case, though. For one, the cover is a cool shade • Mwwging Magazine Editur is some bold political statement on behalf of ing and thumping bass, is the thoughtful of gray, similar to ones found on really expensive • t For those of you who think The Review only Guilt. Or, maybe, they simply want to advertise. reminder, "Spwwd. Waglwpti doo 1" BMWs or Saabs. \ listens to records to give favorable ratings, read Let's hope they aren't advertising this disc Just in case you are wondering, this disc was The booklet contains nifty illustrations of a this article and begin praying that we get some anywhere. Listening to "Further" for pleasure sent to us in the mail. We didn 't buy it. dissected human body. I especially liked the thing good in the mail next week. ranks ri ght up there with soaking your head in a Sometimes we actually get good stuff like drawing of the human forearm, but the neck is a "Further.'' the new CD by Guilt, is rockin' the honey vat, and dipping it into a barrel of hungry Grateful Dead discs. The press release calls close second. (So that's what the jugular looks house down with intense drums and bass-heavy weasels. That doesn't make much sense, and nei Guilt's release "introspective,thought-provoking like. Whoa!) • ballads that deal mostly with - well, I don't ther does this disc. music.'' So we figured, "What the hell, let's see And here's the best part of all: The CD comes • know, I couldn't understand the words. But what After li stening to track number two, 12 differ what all the fuss is about." We should have sent with a pencil! Yes, on my honor, by means of - I can tell you is that this disc is speed metal at its ent times, it becofues clear that Guilt's primary it back. modem science that are inexplicable to ' man, speediest and loudest. interests are depression, apathy, dead bodies and The disc does start off very impressively, there is a pencil inside the flap of the CD jacket. . There are six, beautiful Cannibal Corpse-like pestilence. If people are so hard up for gloomy however. At first thought, one might hear the The pencil has the phrase "Street date: 1- 14-97 - ballads on this disc, all thoughtfully titled music, just listen to the Smashing Pumpkins. power-beats on the drums and say, "My good ... And you thought winter was depressing ... " "Untitled." By the way, there is a band named Simon's singing is nothing to pop a cork over, ness, It looks like I am in for a treat.'' But don't It is comforting to know that Guilt even admits Cannibal Corpse, and they usually sing about either. All six songs contain his lackluster shriek worry, the second thought will come quite quick their band is horrible. Now we know why they things found during an autopsy. ing that is reminiscent of a banshee's. ly and the person will think, "Ifl ever meet Guilt didn't name any of their songs: they don't even Oh' Wait! I figured out one of the words on Track number five, untitled, is very interest- in person. I am going to saw off a plunger han- want to be associated with themselves. \'• 8411 THE REVIEW . January 17, 1997 Watchin' Bill Gates on my road ahead and compare them to my own: just say that it was probably pho Grand Wagoneer. John's Jeep is a bit Bill's lifestyle is dissimilar to my own. the world. • Bill's entire fortune is worth rough tographed by Jacob Riis when he pub like the Porsche 959 when it comes to Am I jealous of him? Sure. Who would I feel somewhat apprehensive and ly $23.9 bi Ilion; thi s encompasses all of lished his book, " How the other Half emissions. When John steps on the gas n't be? My problem is that I look at excited about my upcoming graduation. his stocks, bonds and bank accounts. Lives.'' pedal, a cloud of black smoke with the Bill's fruition and wonder if I can even However bittersweet leaving college My "fortune .. consists of my $400 • Bill is going to equip hi s house circumference of Philadelphia explpdes attempt to be prosperous to a degree. may be, I will embrace it like a man . I checking account and whatever my guests with a special computerized pin from the exhaust pipe, causing any bird This is the basic question we all ask know I may face failure in my life. But BY MATI' MANOCHJO clothes and compact discs are worth. that will monitor the guests' body tem in the area to fall from the sky and die. ourselves upon graduation: Can I estab success tastes best after having failed Muncrgin;.: Muga:.ine Editor • Microsoft's stock rose 88 percent perature. If the room is too cold, the pin • I am not certain as to what kind of lish myself and make a name for myself once or twice. Here's what I recommend every last year, resulting in Bill making $30 will instruct the heat to raise. Neat, computer Bill Gates has sitting in front in my field? Can I survive? Bill Gates is a visionary in the world body do: Find the Jan. 13 issue of million a day. The salary I receive from huh?! My house isn't quite as elaborate. of him. I am certain that it takes about Anybody who is human worries of computers. Who am I? A visionary in "Time," read the article about Microsoft The Review isn't quite as much. Per My heating vent gets jammed every five seconds to boot up, one second to about and cherishes their craft. I am at the world ofjoumalism? I can't say. Am founder Bill Gates and how he makes day, I have calculated my salary to be time you tum the them10stat above 50 save and never crashes. My computer at the point in my young career where I I the next Pulitzer Prize winner? I can $30 million a day, and then buy Dr. about $5.70; but every now and then degrees. So you need to bang it with a The Review ... Oh boy. Let me say this: am looking at myself and fretting over dream that I wi II be, or I can work to Kevorkian's death machine and hook I'm able to sucker a free meal out of the hammer to get the heat flowing. I have come very close to picking up whether or not I have what it takes to achieve it. Life is about work and I' II be yourself up to it. That's what I felt like executive editor, so let's just say $7 a • Bill's house wil l have a 20-car my computer and throwing it from the write, and write successfully. in the damned if I don' t try. doing after reading about Gates' accom day. garage which will shelter a Mercedes, a second floor of the Perkins Student world of newspapers and publishing. After all, if you don't try, what's the plishments compared to mine. • Gates is building a house on the Jaguar and a Ferrari, to name a few. He Center. I swear, as long as the grass is I am sure there was a point in Gates' point of living? Don't get me wrong, it was a beauti shore of some Seattle lake. Its estimated even owns a Porsche 959 that isn't green and the sky is blue, my computer life . when he questioned his ability in ful article and immensely descriptive cost is somewhere between $40 million allowed into our country because it will crash before I save anything. This computer programming. Matt Manochio a managing maga ., about Bill's professional and personal to $50 million. I have a house that is failed some silly emissions law. I have results in me screaming the F-word as Canldoit? zine editorfor The Review. Send stuff to life. I just felt kind of insignificant located next to a huge pot hole. So Bill beat on this one. I don't need to loud as I can, even when children and Based on his wealth and contribution lzeyace@ udel.edu. (about as small as an amoeba on a (depending on the weather) there are spend close to a mi Ilion bucks for trans old women are present. to society, he answered " yes,'' and whale's butt) after reading it. times when it looks like I li ve next to a portation; I can simply ask my room answered very quickly. He's only 41 I, Let me just rattle off a few of the lake. As for the cost of my home? Let's mate, John, for a ride in his 1982 Jeep It doesn't take a genius to see that and the richest man in Arne1ica, if not events that have occurred in Bill's life ., , Day Tripping on the South Street of Philadelphia I BY CHRISTA MANALO music. antiques. horne accessories, Femu~s Ediwr etc. - the area appeals to and wel 1-i Yes, it's cold .. . OK, freezing. Yes. comes today's diversified society. ' . funds are low ... OK, nonexistent. While the best time to visit South But it's only a short car ride away. Street is in the afternoon (because And it's a really cool place with lots traffi c is hellish during rush hour), it of great things to see. o nl y takes about 45 minutes to get South Street. which served as there from Delaware (take Route J Philadelphia's southern boundary 495, the speed limit in 65 mph). ·, before the Revolutionary War, has The most worthwhile and interest been a booming urban emporium for ing stores can be located between more than 200 years. 2nd and 8th Streets It may be diffi Durin~ the 1960s and 1970s, men cu lt to find a parking space o n the and women of various derivations street. but the surrounding garages moved into the area, creating a work can send even the most thrifty shop place and marketplace whose reputa pers scraping the bottoms of their ..' tion would evolve into one of diver pockets. sity and fun. The clothing stores on South Although it's still the hippest Street feature a highly variegated street in town, South Street is no group of styles, each shop filled with longer where just the hippies meet. unique merchandise appealing to dif The South Street of the ' 90s offer ferent types of people. an offbeat, entertaining and funky Zipperhead, South Street's best variance of goods and servi ces, as known shop is located between 3rd well as a vivid kaleidoscope of peo and 4th Streets along the strip. While ple of all ages and origins. the store's window is decorated with From fine restaurants to casual nearly naked mannequins. clad only delis and takeout, art galleries to tat in dominatrix-style get-ups, an THE REV LEW I John Chabalko too parlors, professional offices to explosive sign marks ;t the store that Experiencing some Philadelphia freedom on South Street. This man takes it easy as he checks out the scenery and, perhaps, goe retail shops, a stroll down this seem offers something for everyone. for a ride past "Ethnics," a jewelry store, or grabs a famous cheese steak from Phila Deli ingly ordinary city street is both Hard core punkers wi ll enjoy rel_axing and rnu)ticulturally enlight; Zipperhead's _ jewelry selecti on, fashions. quality merchandise. Another original and eye-catchi ng Foy's, Jack Rabbit Slim's offers hun enmg. which offers studded necklaces and Likewise, Guacamole, whose Mineralistic, the eclectic shop South Street location is Condom gry visitors a taste of nostalgia. Like As cold air pumps from street bracelets, as well as accessories for storefront displays a rainbow of col with a motif similar to that of Kingdom. In the age of safe sex, thi s John Travolta and Uma Thurman in vents and oozes from the steady flow all types of body piercings. Ravers orful and up-to-date styles, is any Ethnics. speciali zes in crystals and store has an extremely diverse array Pulp Fiction, twist into this fun party o utfit hunter's paradise. The of cars passing through, a blanket of can riffle th rough racks of comfort odd-colored stones. This store also of condoms for both its male and restaurant for an exciting experience. gray steam smothers the area, giving able and styli sh fashions that are store carries a wide array of retro offers picture frames, mobiles and a fem ale customers. Of course, nasty Nothing tastes better than a influenced designs - polyester, but startlingly large array of decorative and tasteless novelty items, like the setting a music video-like easy to dance in. And skaters wi II be steamy cup of coffee after a delicious appearance. pleased by Zipperhead's se lection of ton-front shirt s. vario us animal stone gnomes. Penis Pasta and Boob Pasta, can also meal, right? Although there were Browsers. shoppers and hangers Stussy attire as well as various skate printed att ire, hip huggers and flares. Thrift and second-hand stores are be purchased. only two gourmet coffee houses on alike all float leisurely down the accessories and necessities. and faux fur-lined winter coats. also abundant along South Street. But for those looking for a piece South Street before the coffee trend Finally. South Street is also the Retailing mom and pop's old duds, of non-sexual food , the various strip, which is lined with a realistic Zi pperhead also features a wall had brewed its way into America, combination of typically urban park full of band T-shirts, a back comer ho me of Imagine, a clot hing and these stores are appealing to every restaurants. delis and cafes on South there are now I 0. So, whether it's ing meters and small-town trees. (Be full of Doc Martens, a glass case full accessory store which carries hippie one. Street will baffle the mind. coffee and the internet (Rhi.no inspired sweaters, T-shirts, hats, Vintage C lothing Company, on the lookout for the trees covered of hair dye and nail polish and a If a cushiony seat and a Philly Coffee), coffee with a cigar gloves. candles, tapestries and more. in chewed bubble gum and feel free walkway full of free pamphlets which specifically features racks Cheese Steak is all that is being (Smokin' Java), or just coffee to to make a juicy contribution.) adverti sing concert dates and cool A number of jewelry and antique teeming with used jeans, is one shop craved, try Phila Deli. The steaks boost energy (The Morning Cup, An unexpected gust of wind city events. stores can be found. on the very that provides bargain hunters and prepared at this casual city deli are Starbuck's or The Supreme Bean), same street. as well. fas hi o n seekers with stylish choices. pierces the strollers, and a passerby Just down the ro ad, Ideal, targets genuine and are sure to serve the South Street is equipped with anum l• remarks, "I wish I was wearing one style-conscious, alternative young The outside of Ethi cs, which is The novelty stores located o n tummy heartily. ber of neat places to sit back, relax , of those snowsuits that my mom adults. si tuated ncar the corner of 3rd and South Street are outrageously keen, But Cafe Nola and Bridget Foy's and ingest warmth. 4th Streets, is painted purple and a as well. used to stuff me in." The encrgizingly bright colors South Street Grill are great places to As the day comes to an end, sl ug colorful mural of a Native-American Poste1· Warehouse circuses a mas The laid back, anti-hustle and bus that burst throughout the store are try if a sit-down meal and some good gish visitors, pile into their cars. hav design covers the building to the top. sive selection of movie, art and tle atmosphere is enhanced by the inviting and fun. The clothes are fun. service is desired. The Cajun-style ing been made ful-l by more than just Inside, the stuffy shop displays an music prints, prime for hanging on odors that enshroud the street: too. dishes served at Cafe Nola are sli!!. ht food and drink, astounding assortment of silver the wall s of college dorms and hous incense, coffee, flowers and of Ideal provides those searching for ly more expensive than the tradition As they carefully maneuver bracelets. necklaces. earrings and es. Merchandise in this store is orig •"' course, Philly cheese steaks. the retro look with plenty of second al bar and grill fare of Bridget Foy's, their vehicles from cramped parking ,t rings, as well as a unique collection inal, unlike the posters available in ~. Lined with stores soliciting any hand selections (including some fab and its cafe atmosphere is a little bit spaces and pump the heat desparate • of mosaic vases and candle holders . the book store. and not likely to be more formal as well. ly. guests drive away, vowing to thing and everything that comes to ulous leather and pleather jackets), ~ seen decorating the rooms of every mind - clothing, jewelry, literature, as well as newly made, brand-name The best thing about Ethnics. 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We all know clusion: the Chicago Cubs have the note: The National and American L mg through the harsh and tired of his " mojo, moneyl'" cries and ly salary demands presented by those that advertisers make the world go smartest professional franchise execu Leagues have been bitter enemies for modest reality of bl ue-collar -;::==:::::===::;J his allusions to players. · ·round. (You wouldn' t be reading this tives ever assembled. These guys 97 years. Why should they unite when America. Whether you're an over r the latest But wait a second, Reinsdorf thinks, without them.) But how annoying is haven't won anything worth bragging the owners can't settle a pat amongst worked student or an underpaid work p l ayed-out now rhar !"ve successfilily dererred rhe that damned "Dockers Khaki s" logo about in the better part of two-thirds of them se lve s'~ er, money is tough to hold onto. hip-hop sty lin ' comperition from making a key aquisi before every FOX football halftime a century, yet they have the most loyal Yet, somehow, our hard-earned during tion, the blue s/..')· is smiling on me. s h o w '~ Other disturbing signs that the fan base on Earth. Maybe it's because 9. (Lack oO team loyalty. Just a few greenback friends manage to find their Spo rt sCenter. Cha-ching. Former Cleveland slugger apocalypse may be looming nearby: (hey play virtually all of their home offseason moves in the baseball world: way into the sweaty paws of the players For the love of Albert Belle is mine for a record $55 ESPN's Acura and WYSP-FM's games during the day, encouraging kids Albert Belle went from the Indians to and executives who run professional God, g1ve million. Amtrak Metroliner Halftime Reports; to cut school, adul ts to duck out of the White Sox. David Wells (O's) went ports. Complain all you want - in Rich Eisen a I'm not a fan of either side of this sit WYSP's Slack's Hoagie Shack Whack work and the Bleacher Bums to have a to the Yankees, then Tuesday broke hi s reality, you need them more than they more suitable uation, but I know a sell-out when I sec of the Game, Volkswagen Drive of the little fun. Go figure. pitching hand, and former Yankee need you. Christopher partner. You one. And I don't mean the kind of sell Game, and the Dietz & Watson Jimmy Key went to the Orioles. Bobby Silly fan. Yasiejko know he's out that fills a stadium. Scoreboard. Corporate America at its 7. Logomania™. Like every other hip Bonilla is now with the Marlins. Eddie But here arc a few of my own per 1------....l gotta be butta, best. professional team has done recently, Murray flew to Anaheim. John anal vendettas in the world of pro 'cause Scott 's 3. Astroturf. How smart is thi s inven the California, er, Anaheim Angels Wetteland, the Yanks' World Series sports. Players, owners and media head is gonna roll. And whi le you're at tion? It 's a green, plasti c carpet that 5. Expansion. There is one good thing have adopted a new team logo. This MVP closer, went to Texas, whom the beware. It's a (S)Top 10 li t, if you will. it , ditch Chris "Brrr" man. He's had his covers cement. And athletes are sup which can be argued in favor of ex pan one comes equipped with a pretty Bombers defeated in the first round of But. since I've been letting some of heyday, but those nicknames are get posed to play games on thi s stuff? sion: the spread of a game's popularity. angel's wing attached to the "A." It the AL playoffs. Confused? Befuddled? these items eat away at me for too long, ting o ut of hand. (Natrone Means C' mon. How many knee injuries (case But there comes a point in time when should no doubt heal the God-fearing Remember, one day at a time. we' ll begin in a manner opposite to "Business." Give it up.) in point- Dan·en Daulton) will it take the level of talent becomes so incredi Disney worshippers of their ill-fated David Letterman's classic I 0-to-1 before owners tell stadium designers to bly diluted that expansion ac~ually tendencies, but I have just one ques 10. Synchronized swimming. ' Nuff countdown. 2. J erry R einsdor f, owner, Chicago go with the natural cushi on of real causes an overall decline in interest. tion: How long can the angel fly in a said. The most annoying objects are first W hite Sox. Here is the reason baseball grass? And wherc's the sense in slap Besides, who has enough time to straight line with just one wing? on the list. has continued its freefall in the late ping turf on the fl oor of an outdoor park search through the index of teams and Christopher Yasiejko is the spo11s edi Paul, gi mme a drum ro ll ... 20th century. An owner, such as Mr. anyway? (A hem, the Vet.) Stupid. names in the standings anymore? · 8. lnterleague play. Yankees vs. Mets. tor of The Review. Send commems to Reinsdorf, leads hi s brethren in a stand- Phillies vs. Orioles. Sounds like spring scratch @udel.edu. Hens shift Vermont succumbs continued from page B8 With 3:30 left in the half, " Here's a guy who averages 20 Marciulionis then grabbed a loose [points] and I 0 [rebounds] and he rebound, dribbled to mid-court and game-to-game ran into traffic. He leaped , spun shoots 60 percent from the floor and 80 pe rcent from the line. and dished a dra matic no-look pass to th e waiting hands o f Smith BY BRAD JEN li~GS said. 'The only thing I know is There's nobody in the country doing that.'' downcourt. The pl ay led to a pair Sports Editor that we have to practice more. of free throws by Davis. Come and take a trip on one of "Our practices will be extreme Brcy made significant c hanges to hi s line up thro ugho ut th e game. " Most of our decisions are made the scariest roller coasters around. ly hard this week,'' Brey said after based o n how our guys de fe nd." Keep your feet on the fl oor and Sunday's win, "because I think we He started j unior Mic hael Bryson instead 0f Arsic. the se nior captain. Brey said. ''[Bryson] is one of our please hold onto the bar. It's a need a lot of practice. We· re still leaders in c harges ta ken, and [start bumpy ride. trying to figure out some things and then gave extended minutes to sophomore forward To bi as Mulle n ing him] is a way of rewarding The Delaware men's basketball about this team. him. and fres hman g uard Kestutis team has seen more twi sts and "A lot of teams at thi s time '"(Mullen] busts his butt every Marciulionis. turns than the Great American might not be going as long [in practice and he treats every prac Scream Machine, and more rapid practice], and I would do that too "We played some different g uys in diffe rent ro les.'' Brey said , tice like a game. ups and downs than The Loch if I had a better pulse on which '"I'm really proud of him today. Ness Monster. directi on we're going.'" " because I'm still trying to find the pulse of this group."' and the g uys are really happy for Models of inconsistency, the Following a horrible perfor him because they know how hard M arciulioni s made the most of : • . Hens have not managed any mance against Hartford last he's worked." hi s oppo rtunities thro ughout the · : streak. winning o r losing. longer Friday, Brey had his troops on the The Hens take to the road thi s !han two games. floor at 7 a. m. the next morning. game. With 5:23 re mai ning in the first half, the 6-"foot-2 guard stole weekend with games at New In December they stunned the The Hens worked on defensive Ha mpshire and Maine. Florida Gators in Puerto Rico, but fundamentals - running loose the ball at half court, hurdled hi s helpless defender and trotted the " I think we're growing up, were destroyed by Bucknell three ball drills and taking charges. Brey said, "and we' ll see Thursday remainder of the fl oor. He finished days later. "They reacted well to it,'' Brey and Saturday'" During holiday break the Hens said, "I think they expected it, and the play wi th a two-handed slam played Virginia close, but lost a the feedback from some of them that brought the crowd to it s feet. sloppy game to Marsha ll on was that they needed it.'' ESPN. Senior forward Greg Smith THE REVIEW/Josh J. Wi1hers This effort was followed up in agreed the early morning practice less than two days by a 104-63 was the right move. "I couldn't Senior forward Peca Arsic breaks through two defenders in Worst loss since '85 demolition of Towson State, but sleep anyway," he said. "I kept Delaware's 71-50 win over Vermont Sunday. Delaware couldn' t shoot past an having flashbacks of the game. So average Hofstra team 48 hours 7 o'clock in the morning was no continued from page B8 ti ce was defense. Brey pushed to show the guys that it 's the way to get in capable of winning thei r conference. later. problem for me because I was defense as the key to Delaware's there and be playing." ··w e know we' re good,'' said junior "It hurts me to see how good we Next came an embarrassing 29 already up." reall y are," Davis said. "To go o ut s uccess this year. Regardless of who takes the floor for guard Keith Davis after the Hartford loss. poi nt ho me loss to Hartford and a Beyond the obvious problem of " I think these guys really Delaware, the Hens had better play with "Everybody is telling us we' re good. but I and lose by 30 in our ho me, to hear 21 point victory over Vern1ont last defensive inconsistency. Brey con believe th at defense is something consistency in the coming weeks. don' tthink we' re mature enough to handle our fa ns boo us, it's not supposed weekend. tinued to search for answers. we have to do to be a good team," With key road games this weekend at how how good we are." to be like that." The Hens are trapped in an ele "It's hard for me to put a finger Brey said. " It 's not something New Hampshire and Maine, and a And after each game, wi n or lose. the The problems Delaware had vator that can't seem to find the on it," he said. '·I guess the only phony in o ur program. but it cer Tuesday ni ght matchup with Drexel next Hens will say that it is a long season and against Hartford would be penthouse, but refuses to descend way I know to get back into it is to tainly hasn' t been the re the last two week, the Hens have the opportunity to there is a lot of basketball yet to play. But addressed in a do uble-session prac to the basement. And Delaware practice and play guys who are games." propel the mselves back toward the top of the long season is quickly gelling shorter. tice on Saturday. In Brey's words, players and coaches are feeling a going to compete.'' If the Hens a re goi ng to have the America East standings. So if Delaware is going to gel its way the only answer is to practi ce mo re. bit nau eous. Brey stayed true to hi s word, success this year, Brey wants them They also have . the opportunity to ward ship pointed in the rig ht direction,, it "After they made that initial Hens coach Mike Brey wasn't starting junior Michael Bryson in to follow hi s co-captians Keith plummet to the cellar. needs to do it soon. Really soon. Now. punc h at us, there wasn't a whole quite sure how to diagnose hi s place of seni or co-captain Peca Davis and Greg Smith. But if present patterns hold true, the And the Hens are hoping that the old lot of competing going on," Brey 'teams ills. but he did suggest a Arsic, and giving seldom-used for " I use those guys as examples Hens would find themselves in the middle adage holds true- practice makes perfect said. " If there's guys that I' m not remedy. ward Tobi as Mullen e xtra minutes. for the o ther g uys because they of the pack, winning some and losing (or at least more consistent defensively). playing who are going to compete "We' ve played some excell ent "Most of our decisions are hard, then I' m going to look at compete exery day and they're pre some. Please hold o nto the bar. It may still be basketball this season and then we made based on how guys are pared for both practice and games." The players believe they have a team a bumpy ride. some things and get them in there.'' haven' t competed at times, .. Brey defending," Brey said. "You have The Hens' concentration in prac- Swimmers sink to G. Wash. FRIDAY. )AN. JO On 2 F HARTFORD .18 5.1 91 continued from page B8 scious effort to help the Hens go for the the Hens in every race. No maner if the DELAWARE 21 ~I 62 win. Delaware gathered 44 points from result was a first or a seventh place fin Senior captai n Nancy Davis put up the plank to the Colonials 26. ish, the fans cheered for more. HARTFORD ( 9-~ J - How t .. ·:.: ·- t . •. • Fed up with the world of pro sports? So am I. Here's a lighter .. • Check out page 8 7 for a look at the annoying antics of • preview of this week's players, owners and the media. • UD home sports YASIEJKO ••••••••••••••••••••••••• B7 January 17, 1997 • B8 Hens lose to Hartford, crush Vermont: 41 lead. Forward Peca Arsic and guard •For the Hens, wins and losses Keith Davis nailed back-to-back three Smith helps come hand-in-hand ...... B7 pointers to start the run . •Game boxes ...... B7 The Hens also scored the last six point of the game to up the margin to 2 1. Delaware on Vermont used an eight-point run of its Following Friday's loss, Hens coach own to take its only lead, 18- 16. with 6:47 Mike Brey ordered a 7 a.m. practice fo r the left in the first half. But the Hens immedi next morning. The team used th e earl y-bird the rebound ately responded with a I 0-point run to put session to the home team up for good. BY BRAD JENNINGS work on '\T. Smith's 2 1 boards came against a solid Sporrs Editor defensive vermont 50 rebounding team in the Catamounts. The men's basketball team continued its f u n d a - Delaware Sophomore forward Craig Peper and junior Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde impersonation mentals. 71 center Erik Nelson had averaged about I 0 Sunday, this time wearing the happy face Br ey rebounds per game. But Smith was too with a with a 71-50 win against Vermont at said he fe lt the extra work paid off 111 much underneath and Vermont's big men the Bob Carpenter Center. Sunday's win. were never a threat. The Hens were led by senior fo rward "I'm proud of our guys.'' Brey said . ·'I ·'I just went after every ball. .. Smith aid. Greg Smith, who scored a game-high 22 thought they reacted well to Friday's thor "I tried to get every ball. and I did. It went points and grabbed 21 rebounds. ough beating by a good Hartford team. And really well today.'' The victory came two days after an then they re acted well to our practices ye - Smith shot 7-for-9 from the field and a embarrassing 29-point home loss to terday. perfect 8-for-8 from the line. His impres Hartfo rd . "We talked about defending people for sive performance was no surpri e to Brey. The Hens (9-7. 3-3 America East) used 40 minutes and I th ough t we did that for ·'Greg is awesome,"' Brey said. ··r don't sol id defense and superi or rebounding to pretty much 40 minutes today.'· know if there's a more consistent college break away fro m Vermont (7-6, 1-5 Delaware used a 9-0 run with less than basketball player. America East) in the fi rst half. I 0 minutes to go in the game to take a 60- see VERMONT page B7 Brey's troops stall in ugly loss BY GRAEME WHYTLAW "We can't let anybody come in here and Assistant Sports Editor beat us in our home. We can't let anybody At this point in a basketball season, a go into our refrigerator and take all our team should be running like a fi ne-tuned food,"' Davis said. "They took all our food, automobile. A problem arises. th ough, when disrespected our parents and walked out someone forgets to put gas in the car. without us saying anything:· The Delaware men's basketball team also The Hens scored a season-low 21 first forgot th e half points, while shootin g a frigid 29 per keys. and Hartford 91 cent from the field. Hartford shot 61 per got throt- cent in the fi rst half in building a 17-point tled by Delaware 62 halftime lead. H artfo rd "They spread us out and it was hard to 9 1-62 last play our defense against them,'· Brey said. Friday. "The onl y way I know to get back is to "We're not a very good team right now,'' practice and to play the guys who are goin g Hens coach Mike Brey said. ''I'm really at a to compete." loss for words in try ing to get the pu lse of The second half was more of the same. thi s team." Delaware continued to struggle from the The lone bright spot for Delaware was field, as Hartford's onslaught only got the play of junior guard Keith Davis. He worse. When the drubbing was complete, T HE REVIEW/John Chabalko scored a team-high 19 points and vehement the Hens had lost by 29 points and experi Sophomore guard Tyrone Perry drives through a Vermont player during ly tried to encourage hi s teammates into enced their worst conference loss since 1985. THE REVIEW/Jo,h J. picking up th eir play. Sunday's 71-50 win at the Bob Carpenter Center. see WORST LOSS page B7 Mike Brey paces nervously Friday. Delaware beats Navy 7-4 minus Swimmers filleted by G.W. BY GRAEME WHYTLAW A.'i.'iistwu Spon" Ediror four defensemen The Delaware swim teams got lost in side the Bermuda Triangle when they met George BY CHRISTOPHER YASIEJKO in February. Rhode Island and Wash ington University last Sports EdiJnr West Chester are in second and Saturday. ever was "short-handed" such third place. respectively. The men's team lost its th ird an applicable term as it was last ·'Jt was a closer game than we straight 142-95, while the Friday night. wanted it to be:· said senior women suffered their first defeat Just three Delaware defense winger Chris Bellino. who scored of the season 144-94. The tidal men were healthy - sophomores two goals and notched an assist. wave that hit them was a mean. Eric Herrmann and Dave Morgan. "Even though we had so many lean swinuning machine. and sen ior Vince Falkowski guys out, it shouldn 't have been Delaware was psyched up for when the Hens took to the 1ce that close:· the match. The poundi ng of a against league rival Navy at the The Hens· defensive li neup was cow bell with the chant of spacious Blue Arena. so disheveled that junior ri ght "U.D ... echoing through the Just three healthy snipers on a wing Matt Brush and senior Carpenter Sports Building. team whi ch so heavily relies on winger Damian Borichevsky were along with a chant of "Yoda" defe nsive support to feed its forced to shift their play and sounded the beginning of the offense. become both forward s and meet. That's never a good sign. defensemen. As the meet began with the Brush hadn' t 400 meter medley, both teams played defense were up and cheering. The teams since hi s high lined the sides of the Rawstrom sc hool days wi th Pool pleading with their team the Washington mates to push for the win. Little Caps. Even when it became appar Navy (8-8) ent that the Hens were over used every matched by their opponents, power-pla y they never gave up. Everyone THE REVIEW/John Chabalko opportunity it who got into the pool went for it got - three of A Delaware men's swimmer treads through the water at the Carpenter Sports Building all. t h e Saturday. The men lost to George Washington 142-95, and the women fell 144-94. see SWIMMING page B7 Mids hipmen 's four goals came wi th a one- or two-man advan tage. THE REVIEW/John Chabalko "They' re very Center Brett Huston gives a Midshipman di sc iplined; they something to chew on during Friday's 7-4 win. play their posi- Even split for women in Northern visit tions well ," Bellino said. Out of order behind the blue "So when they have an extra man BY CHRISTOPHER BASILE usual with 14 points and 16 again leading all scorers with 16 line were seniors Chris Gingras out there, everyone's in the right Assistant Spo;ts Editor Friday, Jan. 10 rebounds. points. and this time hitting 4-of-5 (ankle) and Aaron Sterba (groin) spot, and it's tough to defend Things haven't been going well Hartford (5-8) rallied in the sec from 3-point range in the team's, and juniors Mike Shindle (broken · that.'· for the Delaware women's basket Delaware 59 ond half after trailing in the first di smal loss. wri t) and Rob Patton. This successful execution was ball team. Hartford 56 and was led by sophomore guard The Hens trailed by as many as: Paul Pipke and two of hi s team due to a unique attack unfamiliar Last weekend the Hens traveled Tracy Stolle, who topped all scorers 27 points in the second half as all: mates sat out Friday's game after to the Hens, a motion that sent the to New England and carried along with 26 points, including three 3- the Vermont starters were jn double: a violation of "team policy" dur puck up the ice with the lead with them a three-game losing pointers. figures in scoring, including 1( ing the Arizona trip Jan. 4. skater, then across the ice to the streak and a 3-9 record. They then Then the Hens hit Vermont. from junior guard Kate Cronin. : Nonetheless, the Hens (22-2) far man to set up a blind-si de shot. snapped that streak on ly to begin a 82 The Catamounts are I 0-4 and 5-l And just like Stout, PiggoO: clinched the Northern Division of "I tried not to let [the defensive new one, winning the first of two in the conference and brought with. remained solid, scoring 14 point • the Eastern Collegiate Hockey troubles] affect me," said conference road games and drop them a No. 2 ranking in the the eighth time in 14 games she h~ ping the second . America East poll. On Sunday, they been in double digits in scoring. ' Association with a not-so-easy 7-4 Delaware senior goalie Bill The Hens were led by sophomore Delaware (4-10, 2-4 America played just as advertised, winning Delaware can look forward to• win at the hands of the Southern Morrison, who snagged 21 saves. guard Kristen Stout, who poured in East) went into Hartford Friday 82-57. playi ng its next four in a row an~ Division-contending Midshipmen. " I ju t had to be a little more a career-high 17 points including night and pulled out a 59-56 win, The 25-point loss was seven of the next eight at home. But That gives Delaware, ranked aware of shots that wouldn't normal three 3-pointers. Junior forward fifth in the nation, a bye in the ly come, and then work with that." just its second victory in the last Delaware's worst of the season. the Hens are only 1-4 so far at the; eight games. Shanda Piggott was consistent as first round of the ECHA playoffs see M O RRISON page B7 Stout continued to impress by Bob Carpenter Center. . ...• =· =~