Thursday, April 10, 1997 S o u t h e r n Illinois U n iv e r sit y at E dwardsville Vol. 49 No.59
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Little wins student
president election
By Chris Claylon in the Peck building that carried News Editor the election. Anderson wasn’t sure at the time if In one of the heaviest turnouts in he was going to contest the recent history, James Little II won the election results. student body president by 83 votes. Audrey Smith won the vice The unofficial total for Little II was presidency and Joe Arana won the 480 voles to A nderson’s 397. student trusteeship. “I’m obviously disappointed," Bill For student senate all those on the Anderson said. ballot won and there was a race for the The election was close in three out last two remaining spots. of the four polling places. The winners of the remaining spots But it was the turnout for Little II will be named at the end of the week.
Results from the race for Student Body President
Melanie Adams/for the Alesile Anderson 397 A rocking good time "Qwikshot" was playing in the Goshen Lounge on Wednesday. The program was sponsored by the University Center Board. The UCB brings in area Little 480 bands to play throughout the year as a part of the Live Wire Concert Series. 1997 Student Employee of the Year
By Chris Clayton and faculty. Through all of this, Beth has News Editor been a stabilizing force,” said Marlene Salas-Provance, program director, in her Monday began Student Worker letter of recommendation. Appreciation Week, and Steckling is a one student received sophomore geography recognition over all major and has been others. working in the Speech Last Friday, Elizabeth The office has undergone Pathology Department Steckling was named the great change, including for over a year and a half. 1997 Student Em ployee of change of directors, Some parts of her the Year. She works in the secretaries and faculty. job have been daunting Speech Pathology and enough to overwhelm a Audiology department. Through all of this Beth has professional secretary. “I feel very honored, I been a stahalizing force.” “She has taken knew that they felt this charge of the office and way but I didn’t know they Marlene Salas-Provance managed it when no one were going to nominate Program Director else was available. This is me for an award,” an enomous job for a full Steckling said. time secretary, which makes it unbelievable Denise MacDonald/University Photo Services Stecking’s co-workers think very highly that Beth could handle this as a nineteen Elizabeth Steckling receives her Student Employee of the Year Award of her. year old college student,” Salas-Provance from Chancellor Nancy Belck and David Werner, provost and vice “The office has undergone great change, chancellor for academic affairs. Steckling works part-time in the including change of directors, secretaries please see EMPLOYEE, page 6 department of Speech Pathology and Audiology.
A quick look inside: w ea th er op fed lifestyle/entertainment sports Today: Chance o f rain Greg Levrault interviews Quato AND columns by Softball wins two against 49/25° Hopkins vs. Gross round Kevin Smith on his new “Fly” Ty Norris and that UMSL AND Roundcount Friday: Rain 47/38° four PLUS Chris Clayton film “Chasing Amy” trouble-maker Corey runs strong at Eastern talks about spring fever. Saturday: Rain or PLUS Horoscopes by Stulce. meet. Snow possible 46/35° Page 2 The A 1 e s t 1 Thursday, April 10, 1997
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FBI looking into internet’s ‘Dark Side’ Cattle farm being sued for pollution
WASHINGTON (AP) — FBI Director Louis Freeh told a Senate SPRINGFIELD, 111. (AP) — A Henderson County cattle panel Tuesday that his agency was working hard to protect children from farm has been polluting Henderson Creek tributaries near the “dark side” of the Internet, where pedophiles search for victims. Oquawka, Illinois Attorney General Jim Ryan alleged in a But Freeh and Ernest Allen, president of the National Center for lawsuit filed with the state Pollution Control Board. Missing and Exploited Children, said law enforcement needed more Bigger Farms and Feedlot failed to take proper steps to money to combat the problem, which has increased along with the contain livestock waste, according to the lawsuit filed popularity of the Internet. Monday. Between 1994 and 1996, livestock waste runoff into the streams caused the concentration of ammonia nitrogen to International rise in excess of allowable limits, the lawsuit said. One of the men named in the lawsuit, William C. Bigger of U.S. visitor sees starvation first hand Biggsville, said he and his family have been trying to resolve problems the state has identified at the farm, which has about NORTH KOREA (AP) — Their rations reduced to five ounces of 1,200 head of cattle. rice a day, rural North Koreans stripped grass and weeds from the For example, he said, a new manure lagoon covering two to fields and bark from the trees — feeding them to their starving families three acres is to be completed this summer. But runoff from before the eyes of a U.S. lawmaker. In a four-day tour of North Korea, Rep. Tony Hall, D-Ohio, had one other area farms also winds up in creeks, Bigger contended. of the most revealing looks yet at the starvation in the secretive Ryan’s lawsuit seeks an injunction that would prohibit Communist nation: orphans whose growth is stunted by hunger and further violations. It also seeks civil penalties of up to $50,000 diarrhea, children going bald for lack of nutrients, rural families per violation. desperately eating bark — from the few trees that hadn’t been cut John Cross, a spokesman for the Pollution Control Board, down for fuel. said the seven-member board will decide whether any violations have occurred and what penalties to impose.
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Division of Student Affairs For more information on these and other programs come by the Student Fitness center or call 692-B-FIT (2348) Look us up on the NET at http://www.siue.edu/CREC • Campus Recreation Division of Student Affairs Employee Fitness DETACH Staff Senate Barbecue & Benefits Fair F u n d ra is e r & N a m e : ______Staff Senate Barbeque Number of Tickets $ E n c lo s e d : P h o n e : _Campus Box: April 22,1997,11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. $5.00 For a Dinner - Select One Each Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville ______Barbeque Pork Steak The annual walk with Chancellor Nancy Belk and the Vice Chancellors begins at 12 noon. The walk will begin at the front doors of the University Center and conclude at ______Grilled Honey-Herb Chicken Breast; the Student Fitness Center. Walkers will receive a memento after the walk. ______Green Beans or Baked Beans;& Potato Salad, Health Screening Information Exhibits Attendance Prizes Blood Pressure Alcohol & Drug Awareness Color TV Bread, & Beverage Nutrition Analysis Area Hospitals Fitness Center Membership OR Select: Blood Chemistry Health, Dental, & Life Insurance SIUE Sweat Suits » (see bottom for more State Universities Retirement Yardstick to the walkers ______$3.00 For a Bratwurst Sandwich, Chips, & information) System Beverage Tax Sheltered Annuities University Programs Check h e re ______for Carry outs. Other Benefits Return this form with check made payable to SIUE Foundation to the Blood Chemistry (SMAC) will be performed at SIUE Health Service, Room 0202 in the University Governance Office, Campus Box 1552 by April 17. Your Rendleman Building April 22, 1997. The test is open to the students, faculty and staff. The cost is $10.00. For best results 8 hours of fasting is recommended. Appointments must be confirmation ticket will be mailed to you or you may pick it up at the made by calling Vemice Jones at 692-2844 fundraiser.
Sponsored By: Proceeds from the Fundraiser help the Staff Senate to offer annual University Personnel, University Staff Senate, Campus Recreation, Department o f scholarships to attend SIUE. For more information please contact the Health, Recreation, and Physical Education, Health Service, and the School o f Nursing University Governance Office. op/ed Thursday, April 10,1997 The Alestle Page 3
Letter to the editor Commentary ■ Layoffs are necessary for Spring fever is here; growth in companies As the Alestle readers is better than 40% per year. My I think I’ve got the cure already know, there has been a point is that many people end of the semester. couldn’t see, but it was very heated debate about benefit from IBM’s success, not So why is it the closer to experiencing and touching political parties and corporate just Louis Gertsner (as some we come to the end of the and seeing things first hand layoffs within the past couple of would have you believe.). semester, the farther we that made it fun. weeks. After reading Tuesday’s I said that layoffs are want to be from class. Then when we enter paper, I realized that some wish necessary for the survival of the I have a theory why we college that annual ritual, of to focus on attacks and petty firm in some cases. No, a layoff don’t want to be in school. getting on a bus with bag arguments. I would like to take never seems right in the short It goes back to grade lunches and soda in a this opportunity to salvage run, but they are necessary for school when, in the spring, cooler, is no more. what started as a very the long-run health of the firm we used to all get on a I think that as college important political discussion. and the economy as a whole. Chris Clayton school bus and take a field students we miss that ritual Several Alestle readers have Take silicon valley for example. News Editor trip. and that is why we have a recently wrote in expressing This fast growing region is 1 have fond memories of real hard time being in class their disgust toward corporate starving for new employees. If Ahhh spring, the flowers going to New Salem and on the warm spring days. executives. I merely tried to no one is laid off from other are blooming, baseball has seeing the Lincoln sites as a So here is an idea for make a point that it is useless to companies, where will new started and students are kid, then later going rock teachers in the future and worry about what another workers come from? Surely showing up less and less for hunting for a science class in advice for the students. human being makes. 1 do not immigration and child rearing class. junior high. But more than Teachers, if you can take see the point in being jealous of can not fill every job. I know, I know it’s so nice anything it was getting out your class outside and another person. Fact is, people Some people out there outside and those of the class room that made lecture, I’m pretty sure they are showing jealous feelings would like for the Alestle classrooms are so hot and the trip worth while. will thank you. the teacher giving a lecture when they use hostile language readers to believe that life is Sure, I was learning, but Students, try your best to on the history of the directed at someone who just terrible here. They act as if it was the way that I was make it to class. If not for earthworm isn’t as much fun makes more or apparently there is no way for people to learning. yourself, do it for that poor as tossing a Frisbee. enjoys an advantage over the find work after being laid off It w asn’t sitting in a professor who will have no But I’m pretty sure that rest of us. and sound as if lay offs should classroom and listening to teacher doesn’t want to be one to talk to. People should simply face never happen. If things are so the same teacher talking inside either and we are Comments are welcome e- the facts. There will always be bad and work is hard to find, about something that I only five weeks from the mail me at [email protected]. people who make more and why is there evidence of wage have power positions in pressures? If work is so hard to Commentary. companies. Chief executive find, why is Cisco Systems officers are paid so much renting billboard space to find Yes, Mr. Gross, ignorance is bliss because the good one’s are the 400 additions to payroll hard to find. The laws of supply each month that it needs? If and demand tell us that as things are so bad, why is our Rebecca Hopkins no fault of his own when he was laid off. This demand for top-level unemployment rate about 5.3 For the Alestle was during the 1950s before the term executives increases (holding percent? We have so much in “downsizing" was heard of and a Republican supply constant), the wage of this country. We have My thanks and president was in office. I remember all too well the late-night conversations between the executives should rise as televisions, computers, phones, appreciation to all my parents about how they were going to well. If a CEO is incompetent cars, etc. These are all things those who wrote in support of my provide for our family. or is not pleasing the that we do not need for survival editorial about the When a proud, honest, working man had shareholders and members of and the list goes on and on. three dozen to face a charity basket delivered to our the executive board by making W hat is the point in McDonnell-Douglas home at Christmas, I learned what a loss of a profit, he or she will be fired. complaining about another’s executives who voted pride could do to a person. I also learned Some CEO’s, such as Louis earnings? Does it make your themselves a large retirement package to be how to be happy with whatever I had, Gertsner of IBM are worth $2.5 life any more fulfilling? taken if the merger between Mac and Boeing because no one could take that away. million per year. Before In closing, 1 would once causes them to lose their jobs. What we had then was a black and white Gertsner came to IBM, the again like to propose a question Unfortunately for you Mr. Gross, you are television, a single rotary phone, one car and company had lost money for to those who are envious of the the only person in agreement with yourself a fun and happy home. the previous 2 years and lost $8 CEO’s of McDonnell Douglas. from the looks of the editorials received by I, myself,gave up a career that paid well to billion dollars in 1993. Gertsner If offered a large salary or the Alestle. I expected to see some different return to school. You see, I was “downsized” laid-off workers in July of 1993 severance pay, would you take points of view from my commentary, but I three times myself and only saw security in it? (as a previous writer said) and only saw opinions in support of my beliefs. In my chosen profession, medical technology, completely turned the company addition, I had hoped your arguments would getting worse. around. In 1994, IBM had 3.5 get better. You see. Mr. Gross, 1 don't envy thèse billion in profits. That is an Why do you insist that I am jealous? I people their positions or their money. I am Matt Gross amazing turn around in a very grew up in a blue-collar household, and I greatly offended by their willingness to take short period of lime. IBM made President, SI UK College don't remember wanting for much security and pride in a job well done away about $5.5 billion this year and Republicans materialistically when I was a child. Pride from their employees who make or break the slock price has soared from and security, however, are quite different their company in order to feather their own about $50 to $135 a share. That stories. Twice my father lost his job through nests with the extras not necessary to life.
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‘V 1 , 8 I VIIVV 11^0 c e B e a t Ambulance Call arrested Edward Johnson, 28, of $400 bond and was released. His vehicle Edwardsville, for an active warrant from was towed by Cross Towing. On April 1, at 6:01 p.m., officers and Macoupin County and for disobeying a stop Edwardsville Ambulance Service sign. Tonya Johnson was also arrested for Criminal Damage to a motor vehicle responded to the Commons in reference to an active warrant from Macoupin County. an injured person. A female student stated Edward Johnson was transported to On April 1 at 8:02 p.m., officers responded that she was leaning against a table while on Madison County Jail. Tonya Johnson to Tower Lake parking lot 5F in reference roller blades and lost her balance. When posted $300 bond and was released. to criminal damage to a motor vehicle. A she fell, the table fell on top of her right male student reported that someone arm. She was taken to Oliver Anderson On March 30, at 3:58 p.m., officers shattered part of his windshield. He also Hospital. arrested Felix M. Gooden, 27, of Cottage stated that early the same day he noticed Hills, for six active warrants and no valid some individuals playing baseball in the On April 3, at 2:56 p.m., officers and driver’s license. The warrants were issued area. Edwardsville Ambulance responded to the from Alton and Madison County. Gooden Student Fitness Center in reference to an was taken into custody by Madison County Theft from a motor vehicle injured person. A male student stated he officials. x was playing basketball and twisted his On March 27, at 10:38 a.m., officers ankle. He was transported to Anderson On March 31, at 3:03 a.m., officers responded to Tower Lake parking lot 4D in Hospital. arrested Timothy Banard Cotton, 26, of reference to a theft. A male student Alton, for five active warrants from the reported that someone stole a bowling ball, Arrest Alton Police Department. Alton Police valued at $65; a bowling bag, valued at $25; took custody of Cotton. His vehicle was and bowling shoes, valued at $25. Police are On M arch 28, at 1:36 a.m., officers towed. continuing their investigation. arrested Carlos Schertz, 21, of Cahokia, for driving under the influence of alcohol. He On April 7, at 11:51 p.m., officers Theft under $300 posted $100 bond and was released. arrested Jermon C. Williams, 22, of East St. Schertz’s vehicle was towed by Cross Louis, for possession of cannabis and illegal On March 27, at 7:04 p.m., officers took a Towing. transportation of alcohol by a driver. He phone report in reference to a theft. A male was also given tickets for speeding and student reported that someone stole a On March 28, at 8:43 p.m., officers suspended registration. Williams posted Texas instrument calculator, valued at $100, and an Ameritech pager, Thursday College Day value unknown, from his N ow Renting book bag. Police are $5.00 off any service continuing their investigation. (on any service over $10.00 with valid College I.D.) On March 28, at 1:15 p.m., officers responded to the Waste Treatment Sebring Convertibles Plant in reference to a ‘W ee& etuC £>fiecccu¿ Jakki, Cicely, Scott, Josie , Pat theft. A male staff member reported that RMtftCar $ 9 7 42 Hair Biz Salon someone stole three Tax Included Plus 600 FREE Miles Hair rare for ihe entire family lighted barricades Call R ental 20B Kettle River Dr. • Glen Carhon, IL between March 17 and ICASSENS 6 9 2 - 7 3 8 6 (Behind Cassens & 4 Flags Car Dealerships) March 26. The Edwardsville/Glen Carbon 333 S. Hwy 159 I Chrysler * Dodge • Plymouth Across from Cottonwood Plaza Call for Appointments Today! (618) 692-6988 barricades were valued at $240. Police are continuing their investigation.
On March 29, at 6:24 April 22 p.m., officers responded We want you for our to Tower Lake parking lot 5B in reference to a theft. A male student reported that someone HOTDOG stole the rear license plate off of his vehicle. Police are continuing EATING C their investigation. Contest Begins at Noon. Only for the On April 3, at 3:27 p.m., officers responded really hungry. PRIZES will be awarded. to the University Center Kick off Springiest and eat up in the Center Court in reference to a theft. A female student reported that on April 1, someone stole her purse which * was sitting on a table. o , ____ However, on April 2, she found her purse in the University Center, but $20, an ID card and a blank check were stolen from the purse. Police are continuing their investigation. Thursday, April 10, 1997 The A 1 e s t 1 e Page 5
Friends of Music celebrate IF YOU’RE NOT RECYGUNG with the Ninth Annual YOU’RE THROWING IT ALL AWAY. Viennese Ball in the UC
By Bethany Bchrhorst was responsible for helping News Reporter Edwardsville to establish the Watershed Nature UNIVERSITY CENTER BOARD IBM The Ninth Annual Center. In addition to this Viennese Ball raised a effort, the two spent their crowd of over 300 people in 50th wedding anniversary Tuesday, April 15th the University Center on providing affordable April 5 to celebrate music. housing for others in the Soup & Substance At this year’s ball, Washington D.C. area. The Environment “What Can We Do?” Director of Ceremonies John Kendall, professor Noon - 1 pm Ron Abraham, associate emeritus, was the first Cahokia Room, University Center professor of music, made person to bring the Suzuki Co-sponsored by University Center Dining services, SEAC, Community opening remarks about the method of teaching the ball, and introduced violin to the United States Chancellor Nancy Belck in 1959. Kendall learned Wednesday, April 16th who spoke about the the technique in Japan recipient of the posthumous from its originator. Livtiliu VitluUtf fatnrinj." emeritus award. His wife, Kay Kendall, Mildred Arnold, the writes books in Swedish, SIUE Jazz Comio &\ recipient of the award, was Norwegian and several 11:30 pm - 1:30 pm the active president of the other languages. She is an Morris Quadrangle Friends of Music, the active environmentalist. organization which Guests listened to sponsors the ball each year, pianist Reggie Thomas and Friday; April 18t h a t 8 p m Trip to Pere Marquette State Park . i l l at the time of her death the SIUE Orchestra, which UCB Comedy Club featuring leave SIUE at 10:30 am last year. donated the music for the C a r e y L o n g Sign up in the “Although I only got to evening, perform during Kimmel Leadership Center know her for a few months, with a dance to follow the dinner which was held by April 17th 1 was deeply touched. I » Tickets on sale at the door at 8:30 p.m. Comedian only $2 Dance only $3 Wear appropriate clothes. remember sitting by her at The ferns and peace Combination Ticket $4 & bring a sack lunch j | the table last year,” SIUE Iillies which adorned the Dance sponsored by ZOB & A I 0 President Ted Sanders said. ballroom for the evening, President Sanders were sold in a silent presented the award to Flo W e W ant You*» Gillig, president of the auction held to raise money The Chairperson for U.C. Attractions is still open. Friends of Music. Gillig for scholarships. If you want to book comedians, Center Stages and other events then gave the award to President Sanders Just call 692-3371 or visit our office on the first floor of the UC George Arnold, the attributed community husband of the late involvement, and events FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT THE UCB OFFICE AT 692-3371 OR OUR EVENTS HOTLINE 692-3372. Mildred Arnold. such as the ball, for Gillig talked about the expansion of the Mildred Arnold Edwardsville campus. Scholarship fund, which “The campus particularly The Ideal Summer Job was recently established is a result of community for students in need who involvement,” he said. want to pursue a degree in Chamber, jazz, and the Music department. classical music were John and Kay Kendall Become a Pre-entry Advisement and Registration available in lounge areas in were the guests of honor (PEAR) for the evening. The couple the University Center. Student Assistant Em ployee______from front page Q ualifications: said in her letter. One of the other qualities One of the professors in Beth has exhibited is an ability -30 Semester Hours at SIUE the department feels Beth’s to deal with many kinds of -Minumin G.P.A. of 2.5 work ethic is a great asset. people in different situations. “She is very dependable, “Our department handles -Excellent Communication Skills has a positive attitude and is both undergraduate and hard working. 1 know I don’t graduate students, plus we -Enthusiasm have to worry about now have the Speech something not getting done Language and Hearing when I give it to her,” Dr. Center, so she has to interact Partha F. Arathy, associate with students, faculty and Obtain a job referral form and application from professor in the Speech and parents and she does this Student Employment Office, Audiology Department said. very well.” Rendlemen 2221. Past Student Employees of the year 1996 Matt Larson 1995 Bradley Peterson This year’s runners-up Deadline for return of application is April 18,1997 1st Heather Brooks 2nd Trisha Indermark v Page 6 The Alestle Thursday, April 10, 1997
Bob Fehringer/Afes/fe Stock market ladies Stock market gurus, the Beardstown Ladies, spoke to an assembly of marketing majors and the mass public to end Marketing Week.
Business team to compete in national competition CUSACK GROSSE P ÄJ this weekend in San Jose
By Bethany Bchrhorst “It’s really an educational News Reporter opportunity for students B L A I 4 because they will be applying EVEN A h! MAN DESERVES A S Five Star, Inc., the what’s been learned,” Pohl said. undergraduate team from the The com petition will « « n i f i i p ì KOffliPffiAUM 4 ROTH / ARNOLD psoouf aiBHfflIPlOOi ¡Ä ilS fitJI W I department of management at involve quarterly business p i i »M D W iE lf f tSJElM ^áJOHN Ïm m s u m o t é m w m m m SIUE, will be representing the decisions in a computer ffàiMmaMmBIMMiMm'W Mm KTOUTHl^ÄßTAPlCTUfE I«,* « . m sP^aaiM to «ss3¡ university during a national simulation, the creation and competition from April 10 to implementation of a strategic HITTING THEATRES IN APRIL April 13 in 44 business San Jose, plan and an California. annual Five Star, as which will be It’s really an educational rePort competing in opportunity for students wlI1 as a presentation a n because they will be to the Let us help International applying what’s been c o m p a n y ’s Collegiate learned.” board of Business directors. Policy Sean Pohl you WITH category, will President Five Star Inc, be one of Three five teams judges make representing a “world.” up the board of directors. YOUR RESUME. These three board members are Usually, “worlds” are made up of six teams, however, a chief executive officers from team from Humboldt State different firms. It's a fact. When you graduate prospective employers look for one thing on “It’s a holistic approach to your resume. Experience. While clubs and organizations are nice groups to University dropped out of the join, none of them offer you professional work experience. However, there is competition. how business functions,” Pohl said. a place on campus which can. The Alestle. There are three different “worlds” at the The different categories of Organized and managed like a professional newspaper, the Alestle can help undergraduate level, which business operations, finance, consist of 17 teams this year. you gain the experience you need prior to graduating. And, currently, the production and marketing, Alestle is accepting applications for Advertising Sales Representatives for the “I think it’s an excellent are all incorporated in this 1997-98 school year. opportunity for all students to simulation exercise. apply the knowledge that If you are a business or marketing student capable of performing in a fast- they’ve learned from all of the “It takes into account all of paced and intelligent work environment, then we have a place for you. Start different courses from within these different functions in in the summer or fall. Work one semester or two. The choice is yours. No their business curriculum,” order to make business experience necessary. We'll train you. The rest of the resume is up to you! Sean Pohl, president and chief happen,” Pohl said. executive officer of Five Star The Alestle offers: During the simulation, • competitive wages based on a staggered commission structure Inc. and a senior in business, said. each team within a world will • professional sales and advertising training only be able to identify their • continuous support The team consists of four • REAL EXPERIENCE students: President/CEO Sean own progress. It will be Pohl, Vice President of uncertain whether or not they Production Marsha Harp, will be doing better than, or For more information Vice President of Finance contact Dan Kasten Gene Halbrooks, and Vice equal to, the progress of Alestle Advertising Coordinator at President of Marketing another team. Michael Heffernan. Faculty This will be the third year advisor, Joseph Michlitsch, an business teams from the Alestle 692-3528 associate professor from the department of management, university will participate in will be leading the team. this simulation exercise. lifestyle/entertainment
Thursday, April 10,1997 The Alesile Page 7 Once upon a time in New Jersey photo: Lorenzo Bevilaqua, courtesy of Miramax Kevin Smith gives some tips to his lead actor Ben (Or how Kevin Smith had a low-budget Affleck in the film "Chasing Amy." "Amy" is the third hit, bombed in the big leagues and went installment in Smith's New Jersey trilogy, but other back to his roots.) installments are planned for the near future.
By Greg Lcvrault For the Alesile
Kevin Smith is one of the new autuers of cinema, but he doesn't really belong alongside the, Tarantinos, Rodriguezes, and Singers. Smith doesn't make movies like them, or like most people do right now. Smith's works better resemble the works of the “Kings of New Jersey,” including such luminaries as Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi. His movies are peppered with bits of pride and romanticism for the crowded streets and bustling people of the Garden State, talking in their own language. “Chasing Amy,” Smith's latest film, is probably the most New Jersey film he’s done yet. Smith's biggest improvement with this film is in the director's chair. “Chasing Amy” shows just how much he's learned, how much more he can get out of the camera, out of each actor's performance. But he still doesn't consider himself a director. Smith says, "I got into directing just to ensure that the scripts that 1 wrote made it to the screen pretty much as I wrote them. I've never really felt like a director - until this movie." Smith's film photo: Lorezno Bevilaqua, courtesy of Miramax style is strangely familiar. “Chasing Amy” feels like the type of John Hughes movies Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith) offer their thoughts on life. They will return to the that never get made anymore, full of big screen in "Dogma," a religious satire and Smith's next film. | people just smart enough to be scared of life. “Am y” also pays homage in some together. Many founts of inspiration, but what makes finished the second script, bul has no interest in scenes to “Jaws” and “Slapshot,” as well as the many a good director? “You’re either good with people or directing the tale. Smith promises that “Superman links intertwining “Clerks,” “Mallrats,” and “Amy” you're not. Visual style is a key component to being Lives” will do for the Big S what Tim Burton's a director, but if “Batman” did for the caped crusader in 1989. there's one thing I've With a handful of maxed-out credit cards, Kevin proven with my Smith made “Clerks” for $25,000 dollars. “Clerks'” career, it's that visual sequel, “Mallrats,” was Smith's first studio film, and style, it isn’t necessary, turned in for a cost of $6 million. Bad reviews and a even though it is a inappropriate rating (PG-13 film, R rating) turned visual medium. That, I “Mallrats” into a bomb. “It's a horrible feeling when think, develops in you lose money for somebody, especially that much.” time; but it really Smith said. So,“Chasing Amy” returns Smith as close comes down to, can to his tightwad days as he can get with a studio film. you impart a thought Smith received his calling late in life. “I never or a direction to an knew what I wanted to do, for the longest time. I actor, and that really assumed I would own a deli... and then 1 went to see just comes down to Richard Linklater’s film “Slacker” in New York one communication day, on my 21st birthday. It was one of those very with people.” empowering films, where you sit there and you're Smith considers like, wow, I wanna do this. I can do this. It's the kind himself first and of movie that makes you realize film is not that foremost, a writer. The difficult, it's not that alienating, it's very, 'Come on first chance to see his in, put your feet up.' So I immersed myself,” photo: Lorenzo Bevilaqua, courtesy of Miramax stories told by Smith said. someone else will be “Chasing Amy” returns to a recurring theme in Dwight Ewell, Ben Affleck and Jason Lee discuss the finer points of comic “Superman Lives,” his New Jersey trilogy, man's failure to understand book creation in Kevin Smith's latest effort "Chasing Am y" due out in summer 1998. H e's already please see SMITH, page 10 Shooter’s Sand Volleyball OS Summer Leagues Starting Soon m Sign U p N o w ! S i SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDN S) j Sunday Beach P^z Barbeques ^ n v W o ifflfl U’l f| U JJi l y M i Tony Bono's------Qj\LL NOW S h o o t e r s m i A p r i l i ■3270 Hwy. 111 at Interstate 270, Pontoon Beach Sunday, April 13,1997 Monday, April 14,1997 Tuesday, April 15,1997 Wednesday, A Rock Repelling at Pre Marquette, 8:30AM ✓ 00/ the upcoming events Blood Drive, 10:00AM - 3:00PM Blood Drive, 10:00AM ■ Campus Recreation Action! Day Meridian Hall, University Center Meridian Hall, University Thursday, April 17,1997 Baseball - SIUE vs. Saint Joseph’s, 12:00 Noon Arts League Players "Losing Father's Body” UCB Soup & Substance - The Environment: Athletic Events UCB Livewire Wednesda Men’s Tennis - SIUE vs. Southwest Baptist, Blood Drive What Can We Do? Featuring "SIUE Jazz Co 1:00PM Fritz Marti Lecture 12:00 Noon 11:30PM to 1:30PM Fritz Marti Lecture Graduate Recital Cahokia Room, University Center Morris Quadrangle Women’s Tennis - SIUE vs. Southwest Baptist, Graham Parkes University Center Board 1:00PM Honors Day SLDP Module, 2:30PM & 7:00PM Professor Graham Parkes, University of Hawaii Junior Recital Mississippi/Illinois Room, University Center Baseball ■ SIUE vs. Miss Seven Habits Training Student Leadership Development Program SLDP Module Seven Habits Training, 4 on Triathlon I Workshop Cahokia Room, Universi “Nietzche and Asian Thought: Resources UCB Livewire Wednesday Concert Series UC Student Leadership Dew UCB Comedian UCB Soup and Substance for Ecological Thinking” UCB Trip to Pere Marquette 7:oo p.m • Peck Building. Room 2403 University Theater “Hello Dolly"
Friday, April 18,1997 Sunday, April 20,1997 Monday, April 21,1997 Tuesday, April 22,1997 Wednesday, I University Theater - "Hello Dolly’’, 2:00PM ✓ 00/ the upcoming events Passover Secretaries Day Communications Building Theater Arts & issues: Donald Johanson UCB Earth Day Concert, 1:30PM Springiest East Asian Philosophy and Religion Events: Students $4.50 Arts League Players "Losing Father’s Body" Quad, University Center Board Athletic Events UCB Date with Diversity (All events to be held in the Religious Center unless otherwise noted.) Honors Day, 3:00PM SLDP Modules, 2:30PM & 7:00PM Quad Meridian Hall, University Center Concert Band, Chamber Winds & Wind Symphony Greek Marchdown Mississippi/Illinois Room University Center Board Graduate Recital. 3:00PM Kappa Alpha Psi Dance Student Leadership Development Program Seven Habits Training, 4 “Relations of Philosophy & Religion in some Lovejoy Library Auditorium Must See TV Baseball - SIUE vs. Harris-Stowe. 3:00PM Cahokia Room, Universi College of Arts and Sciences, Department of Music Seven Habits Training Student Leadership Dev m SLDP Module UCB Movie - “Dirty Dancing", 8:00PM ;; Springiest Activities Multi-Purpose Room, Residence Hall Concert Band, Chamber East Asian Traditions” i Triathlon Part II University Center Board and the Residence Hall Wind Symphony, 7:30P C UCB Movie "Dirty Dancing" Programming Committee TBA lecture by Professor Graham Parkes k UCB Date with Diversity College of Arts and Scie ¿: UCB Earth Day Concert i| UCB Campus Campout 10:30 - 11:20 a.m. Room 2304 Peck Building University Theater “Hello Dolly” (Open to all) §Wind Ensemble Concert Luncheon Noon -1:00 p.m. Sunday, April 27,1997 Wednesday, A East Asian meal sponsored by the Philosophy Society. Monday, April 28,1997 Tuesday, April 29,1997 Baseball - SIUE vs. Southern Indiana, 1:00PM ✓ o o i the upcoming events UCB Soup & Substance - Stereotypes of Fraternities i UCB Livewire Wednesday i $5.00 sold in advance. Call (618)692-8285 for more information. University Theater - "Hello Dolly", 2:00PM Sororities Avengers" & “Freeze The h % Athletic Events Communications Building Theater 12:00 Noon 12:30PM to 2:30PM Is Outstanding Leadership Recognition Program Students - $4.50 Cahokia Room, University Center Morris Quadrangle Discussion with Graham Parkes on Nietzche and Asian Thought. 1 SLDP Modules University Center Board University Center Board Wind Ensemble Concert, 2:00PM if UCB Livewire Wednesday Concert SLDP Modules Outstanding Leadership R< Christ Church Cathedral . UCB Soup and Substance 1:00-2:30 p.m. Open to the faculty, the Philosophy Society and the 2:30PM & 7:00PM 4:30PM Softball - SIUE vs. Quincy, KWC, South Indiana, Mississippi/Illinois Room, University Center Conference Center, Umven Nietzche and Asian Thought study group. Indianapolis Student Leadership Development Program TBA Softball - SIUE vs. Missouri-Rolla Sponsored by the Philosophy Society, the Department of Philosophical Studies and 5:00PM the Uniled Christian foundation. Funded whole or in part by student activity fees.
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Webster University Jazz Combos For the weeks of April 13th through April 20 perform April 21 at 7 p.m. at A pril 15 ^ April 22 Winifred Moore Auditorium, Webster University. Admission is $2 for 2:30pm the general public. i \ \ Combo directors include: Rob VOLUNTEER SERVICE I MANAGING STRESS {24) Happenings Around SIUE Block, Paul DeMarinis, Dan Laufie Frye: , STRUCTURED REFLECTION Eubanks, Kim Portnoy and Jim Behavioral Health Aîteinâ^ves Suzanne Kuttercr-Siburt \ Owens. i ^ m Assistant D ire c to r % t I ^ ' \ I fcKS»* f ▼ V'.*. * *- I SKiS-i J, ing” to the lives of everyone she For more information please call I r I Leadership Development § >. ¥ IMñlülMMllM í» .v. THEATER meets. the Fine Arts Hotline at I ÿsswi I r a m i z* I Come join the University theater 314-968-7128. 7:00pm 7:00pm I The Repertory Theatre in welcoming this spectacular pro i- ' ? duction. For ticket information N O M O D U LE f r . ^ VOLUNTEER SERVICE / please call 618-692-2774. O P EN M IC SCHEDULED |ö iJ STRUCTURED REFLECTION The Repertory Theatre of St. Suzanne Kutterer-Siburt / Louis presents The Glass Dave’s Cappuccino A > Assistant Director ./ M enagerie through April 11 on MUSIC Leadership 6 eyetcSprpeht the Mainstage at the Loretto- Dave’s Cappuccino, 115 N. I ffv: Hilton Centre, 175 Edgar. Choral Concert at Webster Bluff in Collinsville, III., holds an Performance time is at 8 p.m. open mike each Tues. Dave
Modules are held In the Mississippi-llllnols Room unless otherwise Indicated. Tues. - Fri. $9 to $39.50. The music department of Webster Lindsay hosts. 618-344-5282. 314-968-4925. University’s College of Fine Arts will present a Choral Concert, Divinity SLDP R e m in d e r s ... under the direction of Kathryn Hello, Dolly! Divinity, 5801 Janet, St. Louis, Actionl Day April 19, 1997 Smith Bowers, April 20 at 7 p.m. African Roots & Rhythm at Everyone Belongs in the Chapel at Laclede Oaks, Students and Student Organizations can be a part of this wonderful experience The University Theater is proud 8 p.m. each Wednesday- for children and adults. This is the last Actionl Day of the semester. 723 South Laclede Station Road. to present Hello, Dolly! April 17- Admission is $5 at the door. 314-389-3854. Outstanding Achievement Recognition Program 20 and 24-27. Webster University’s Choral Club, April 30, 1997, 4:30pm Carol Channing made the char Congratulations to all award recipients! Chorale and Choral Society will acter of Dolly “ Levi” Gallagher an Thank you to all the students who have participated in the Volunteer perform musical pieces by Gallery Opportunities over the last year. You are TERRIFIC!! American classic. Dolly is clearly Schubert and Mendelssohn. the toast of New York in this Gay For more information please call Nineties musical. As “the The Gallery, Hwy. 159, For more information cau the the Fine Arts Hotline at Matchmaker" she manages to 314-968-7178. Edwardsville, poetry slam /sinpr K immel Leadership Center (618) 692-2686. give an “ upside-down happy end- songwriter showcase each o n n e c t i o n C ollege N ights W ell D rinks ESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY d & c Long N ecks Live D.J. ‘till 2 a.m. Thursday, April 10,1997 Friday, April 11,1997 Saturday, April 12,1997 must be 18 to enter / 21 to drink Making a Safe Home, 5:30PM Fitness & Nutrition for Children, 4:30PM Habitat for Humanity, 8:00AM - 12:30PM • Wellness Center, Vadalabene Center Wellness Center, Vadalabene Center Student Leadership Development Program This Friday & Saturday’s Live Band Line-up. I Wellness Program Wellness Program 5k 10k Marathon Part H, 7:00PM Baseball - SIUE vs. Wisconsin-Parkside 12:00 Noon Wellness Center, Vadalabene Center 1 Wellness Program Men’s/Women's Track - SIUE Relays Louis Michael TBA must be 21 to enter • open ‘till 3 a.m. sagas 931-3270 Hwy. Ill at Interstate 270, Pontoon Beach April 16,1997 Thursday, April 17,1997 Friday, April 18,1997 Saturday, April 19,1997 « • 3:00PM Fritz Marti Lecture "Nietzsche and Asian Thought: Graham Parkes - ‘‘East Asian Philosophy & Action Day - Everyone Belongs, 9:00AM sity Center Resources for Ecological Thinking" Religion” . 9:00AM - 2:30PM Student Leadership Development Program by Professor Graham Religious Center & Peck Building Room 2304 UCB Trip to Pere Marquette, 10:30AM sday Concert - 7:00PM Philosophy Society Combo” University Center Board Peck Building Room 2403 (tentatively) UCB Comedian, 7:00PM Department of Philosophical Studies Junior Recital, 5:00PM Cougar Den, University Center, University Center Lovejoy Library Auditorium ird Triathlon I Workshop, 7:00PM Board College of Arts and Sciences, Department of Music Wellness Center, Vadalabene Center lissouri-St. Louis, 3:00PM University Theater - Hello Dolly” , 7:30PM University Theater - "Hello Dolly", 7:30PM fiZ Z L E R S Wellness Program Communications Building Theater Communications Building Theater ), 4:30PM University Theater - ‘‘Hello Dolly” , 7:30PM ìrsity Center Students - $4.50 Students - $4.50 ate Tanning Experience Communications Building Theater Arts League Players "Losing Father’s Body", )evelopment Program Students - $4.50 Arts League Players - “Losing Father’s Body", 8:00PM, Student Experimental Theater 8:00PM “Dash in - Dazzle out” Tea Ceremony for.Fritz Marti Lecture, 9:00PM Student Experimental Theater Religious Center Department of Philosophical Studies
April 23,1997 Thursday, April 24,1997 Friday, April 25,1997 Saturday, April 26,1997 SIUE STUDENT SPECIAL Springiest Springiest Softball-SIUE vs. Quincy, KWC, South IN, Triathlon Part II, 7:00PM University Theater - “Hello Dolly", 7:30PM Indianapolis,TBA Communications Building Theater UCB Campus Campout, 7:00PM sity-Concert, 11:00AM Wellness Center, Vadalabene Center, Wellness Program Students $4.50 Tower Lake Recreation Area, University Center Board Marchdown ’97 "Back to the Old School". 6:00PM r 3 Tans for $ 1 2 .0 0 ■ ard Must See TV, 7:00PM, Residence Hall Arts League Players “Losing Father's Body", 8:00PM Student Experimental Theater Vadalabene Center. Alpha Kappa Alpha,Alpha Phi I Not to L>e used with any other coupon | 3.4:30PM University Center Board Alpha,Delta Sigma Theta.lota Phi Theta.Kappa Alpha Dance, 10:00PM - 2:30AM Psi,Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma. Sigma Gamma p must present coupon fk valid student Id. îrsity Center Arts & Issues: Donald Johanson, 7:30PM Cougar Den, Meridian Hall Development Program Meridian Hall, University Center Rho, Zeta Phi Beta Kappa Alpha Psi $7.00 in advance (Union Station or any Greek) ber Winds & Students $2.00 $10. at door 0PM University Theater - “Hello Dolly", 7:30PM University Theater - "Hello Dolly", 7:30PM Communications Building Theater Communications Building Theater iciences, Department of Music Students $4.50 Students - $4.50 ! $5°°"OFF any ~\ Arts League Players "Losing Father’s Body", 8:00PM Student Experimental Theater i t o n p a c k a g e i Men's/Women’s Track - SIUE Relays, TBA Offer Expires 4/30/97. Must present coupon valid student Id.^J
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) An Italian Celebration is held 1 through April 20 at the St. Louis i Art Museum, in Forest Park. The event features Italian art exhibi tions, foods, lectures, music and *• Home Buying pays off! fashion. Each week of the 8 week • Tax Credits available for purchases in Granite City celebration focuses on a different • Receive up to $14,000 in grants and low interest loans - Italian city and its distinctive art • Meet with bankers and realtors and culture. Tickets and reserva tions are needed for some Drawing for door prizes events. 314-721-0072, ext. 419. Admission is free Venice is featured through April Internet Association Patrick King will present an 13. Hours: Wednesday 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. overview of Illinois Eco-Watch, its Internet Association Corp. has Location: BAC-Granite City-Cafeteria n Blueberry Hill relationship to Riverwatch and opened a new Internet Web site Highway 203 & Maryland Rd. the Belleville chapter of The 25th annual Blueberry Hill aimed at college students called, 1 Mile South of I-270 Dart Tournament is held April 11- "Start Your Own Business.” It Americorps. Local residents are 13 at Blueberry Hill, 6504 also seeks business leaders as encouraged to attend and learn Sponsored by: Delmar. 314-727-0110 mentors and business educators more about becoming citizen sci Madison County Community Development as partners in lACs mission to entists. April 10 at 7 p.m. at the The Granite City Board of Realtors help students run profitable busi Watershed Nature Center. The Tri-Cities Area Chamber of Commerce Grant’s Farm nesses on the Internet. Contact The Granite City Economic Development Junior High Park David Compton at Compton The Granite City Campus of Belleville Area College A Grant’s Farm Season Opening Communications at 410-838- An Earth Day Celebration is held Gala begins at 10 a.m. April 12 3373. at noon April 12 at Junior High with the Clydesdales being har Park, in Maplewood. The event nessed at the stable at Grant’s Watershed Nature Center features a tree planting, family OPPORTUNITY For More Information Call I, Farm, 10501 Gravois. Free. entertainment and speeches by Madison County Community Development 692-8940 >r 314-843-1700. “Illinois Eco-Watch”. Patricia Brown, Paula Hermann and dignitaries. 314-781-1624. Page 10 TheAlestle Thursday, April 10, 1997
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is, when did their psychic reveal to them that their career was in the toilet? I’m still waiting to see Mrs. Garret from the “Facts of Life” or Peter Scolari turn up on one of those shows. This choice programming seems to have a hard time HOROSCOPES finding advertisers to pony up bucks for commercials, so * By Corey Stulce we have two choices for late- Lifestyle Editor night commercials: porn BY QUATO or local. Slay Tuned baby! The porn ones are ok, but If your birthday is this week: Try to satisfy yourself instead o f they could be a little more always trying to please others. Also, return all that underwear you The rumors of my death funny. These girls are just stole from K-Mart. (Keep the stained ones.) have been greatly trying too hard. But, 1800-50- exaggerated. GIRLS does have a nice Aries (March 21-April 19):People meetings are a great place to pick up With that said, it’s good to theme song to hum along to. will soon be singing your praise. This dates for the weekend. Be sure to get be back among the land of The local commercials are will happen, of course, because you them to sign a release form the living. The first thing I the best. I never get tired of have been chosen as the new Heaven's first, though. seeing Becky and Wanda up did upon returning to this Gate leader. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): on that Arch. I just want to mortal plain is...watch hours *Taums (April 20-May 20): Don't Nothing is going to happen to you, so know how the hell they keep and hours of T.V. except phone calls from give it up.You're boring getting Becky up there? Love the new ratings anyone named LaToya. and snobby. system. Now all we need is a She’s no Kate Moss. One of Gemini (May 21-June *Sagittarius (Nov. little thing in the corner of these days, that fall is going 20): Birds and bees 22-Dec. 21): Playing the screen to tell us what is to kill her. I hope their next can smell fear, and video games at the crap and what is not. commercial involves the two your roommates mall is only a fun There would be TV-D for in some nude mud wrestling date when you’re decent, TV-PC for pretty to decide who is the master can smell your crappy, TV-C for just plain of carpet and tile. Just butt odor. Clean it | twelve years old. crap, and of course TV-SBBP a suggestion. up. She won’t be seeing for stinky brown baby poop. The current favorite of *Cancer (June you again for the I think this will help local commercials has got to 21-July 22): second date. determine what we choose to be Instant Credit Auto Mart. There's nothing Capricorn (Dec. 22- watch. If you ask me, the WB These are just horrid, horrid wrong with looking Jan.19): Your family would constantly be flashing commercials, but funny. I’m like a white woman, is just jealous o f all o f the ol' TV-SBBP signal. sure they’re on budget, so even though you’re a your talent. I f they have It’s a shame prime time how did they afford that black man. secrets about you though, keep paying doesn’t start at midnight, talking dog. And why does Leo (July 23-Aug.22): You have a them off. It will help in the long run. because that’s when I settle Buckley have a different bad habit of getting people fired. *Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Cover in for a few hours of the voice on each commercial? Think before you act, and be up your pedophile behavior by getting boob tube. Have you seen the more funny. married twice and then pretending to one where the whole Once C onan’s over, * Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept.22): I f the have a baby. It’ll fool everybody. crew is standing around there’s virtually nothing else ghost of Elvis keeps haunting you, *Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): on, especially since we the piano while Buckley plays? I’m scared that ward him o ff with a peanut butter and M onkeys make fun pets, but after they have a crappy local the people singing had banana sammich. It’s good for what get to a certain age they go quite mad cable distributor. the best voices in ails ya ’. and start wiping their own feces on the I’m forced into watching the office. *Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Cub scout wall and throwing it at you. info-mercials about giving Oh well, you can tell pans some new non-stick Buckley is getting ready to ’'-denotes horoscopes sent in by Michael Jackson coating or revisiting has- snap. He keeps trying to bite been celebrities who have people in the new one. I amazingly all found some psychic friends. My question guess that’s just show business though.
-a,,,,,,. ——— ^ a degree in counseling, but is so good at it. This Friends friend can also save you money you would By 'Fly' Ty Norris Box Office otherwise spend on a therapist. Assistant Lifestyle Then there’s that friend who you enjoy Editor doing stuff with. The one who likes to go to Top Ten several different malls, the movies and try lots of new foods, all in the same day. (No, it’s not a J. Remember that song date!) That is so much fun. I think everybody Friends”? needs this kind of friend. You know, “friends, “Liar, Liar” has bccome an unstoppable force on the big Let’s not forget the spiritual friend. Now, screen. It is still the number one movie after three weeks, how many of us have sometimes you get lucky and this friend has beating high-profile debut “The Saint” by $2 million. “Liar" them several of the other qualities listed above. has made $100 million in three weeks and is poised to make I think friends are wonderful. People that However, this friend acts as a spiritual $15« overall. say they don’t need friends are lying through companion. their teeth. Everybody needs at least one person they call a friend. I mean, be honest. Finally, there’s that cultured friend. The one Who wants to be alone all the time. who possesses knowledge about sports, music, 1. Liar, Liar $18.2 million Friends come in all shapes, colors and sizes. art and religion. This friend is helpful when your mind needs to be stretched into areas 2* The Saint $16.2 million Some friends are fat, some skinny, some cute and some ugly. Yes, ugly, but they are still your other than the usual. 3. The Devil’s Own $7 million friends. I’ve been blessed with a wonderful set of Friends are those companions with whom friends. They come in many shapes and sizes. 4. That Old Feeling $5.1 million you share a slice of your life. They are not your Fat, skinny, black, white and cultured. 5. Double Team $5 million family, but you love them. You allow them into (Ha Ha!) certain areas of your life that you never want This column is dedicated to my college 6. Selena $3.4 million disclosed. friends: Cherry (Lane Bryant), Anthony 7. Jungle2 Jungle $3.2 million I’m glad I have friends for several reasons. (Cha Bubba), Shataka (Veecha), Bareka One, a friend can act as a counselor. I mean (Bacora), Andrea (Neeche), LaNae 8. The Sixth Man $2.8 million how many times have you needed some advice (Larue), Faith, Alice, Marquitta, Don, 9. Return of the Jedi $2.8 million or had your feelings hurt. Where did you go? Darren, Shelvin (Smelvin) and Kim, who no You went to the counselor friend, the one who longer goes here. 10. Inventing the Abbots $2.3 million knows what to say and which way to direct you. Isn’t that great, a friend who doesn’t even have Page 12 TheAlestle Thursday, April 10, 1997
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By Suzie Farris radio business, however. it’s no risk to them. It’s like a Got 10 minutes? For the Ales tie Approximately one week ‘try before you buy,’” he said. before the morning show went Dr. Wrobbel also noted File your taxes. We’ve all heard stories off of the air at KSD, he that an internship may come with some drawbacks. This year, millions w ill file their lax returns from our classmates about received a phone call from by phone — using TeleFiie, a free service from internships from hell and KLOU (103.3). “Generally, you don’t get the IRS. The call is easy and refunds are fast. internships from heaven. “KLOU was in need of a paid for doing an internship. Check your mail for a TeleFiie booklet. For Brian Hlavsa, senior in producer. Karen Vail, who is So, you’re using your time without getting any money for Department of the Treasury the speech communications on the KLOU morning show, f Internal Revenue Service II; T e le F iie department, his internship used to be a newsgirl at KSD. it,” he said. “And some http://www.irs.ustreas.gov Its free. It's fast. It works. was a match made in heaven. She knew that 1 was out of a companies will treat you like Hlavsa did his internship at job. And Gary Brown, who is a gopher.” KSD-FM, 93.7. the host of the KLOU Although many students “At the time, Y98-FM, and morning show, used to listen do their internships with small KSD-FM and KSD-AM were to Frank’s (0. Pinion) show companies, some of the bigger Aloft known companies which have owned by the same company, before he was on the air at and I was already working for KLOU. So he also knew what contacted SIUE for an intern Y98-FM in market research. I kind of work I had done. include Six Flags, Fleishman- the Knot? was making telephone calls When their boss approached Hillard, Disney, and the We can help! four nights a week. I heard them about who they thought Alton Belle. through the grapevine that the would be a good choice for For others, unlike Hlavsa, Come in and browse through our morning show producer, Judy the producer, they both an internship may not be such large selection of: Martin, was looking for an answered that I would be, a pleasant experience. Dr. Wedding Invitations, intern for the summer on without having discussed it Wrobbel explained how one Bridal accesories, Frank’s (0. Pinion) show, with each other,” student abused the Bridal Registry which was on KSD-FM. I had he said. internship program. 228 N. Main Hours: worked with her a couple of With this great “A non-profit community Edwardsville, IL MiU P- Vo:oU £ ri- times, and I told her that I was recommendation, Hlavsa center in East St. Louis 656-5886 Sat. 10-4 interested. I also thought that landed the job as the morning wanted an intern to do some an internship would open a lot show producer at KLOU. public relations work. In this of doors for me,” he said. “At KLOU I run the case, the student was very Attention Students! His duties there generally control board, play CD’s, eager to do all this work with consisted of helping out at the commercials, and make sure them and they were very Looking for Storage? station. Soon after his everything is running happy to have her there,” he internship started, however, smoothly. I’ve only been there said. “But the student just TRI-COUNTY STORAGE he was trained as a control for four weeks, so I haven’t decided that she had other CAN HELP board operator. That position gotten a chance to do a lot of things to worry about and just evolved into an on-air things,” he said. stopped going.” t - °m Our units stait at $23 / per month personality known as “Abuse “I’m not as much of a “ She really made SIUE look Call us today! Boy.” character on the show as I was bad. As a department (speech V e x Through this, he became a at KSD, but it’s still just as communication), we stick our 6 5 6 - 3 4 2 7 regular on the morning show much fun,” Hlavsa said. reputations out and say our 6463 Center Grove Road with Frank 0. Pinion and Hlavsa said that the advice students will do good work. Edwardsville, IL 62025 Terry Dailey. he would give to someone This student, however, did not “I worked on Mondays, doing an internship would be do good work. She just didn’t Recieve $5.00 off 1st Months Rent Wednesdays and Fridays, to take it very seriously. “If do any work,” he said. approximately 4 hours each you do just a so-so job, you’re He went on to explain what Sign Storage C ontract Today & Receive: morning, 6:30 a.m. to 10:30 not only reflecting the lack of happened to this student. • Bagel & coffee from the Bagel Tree a.m. I got to sit in with the work you're capable of, but “She had made an show and speak a little bit, you’re also showing that obligation to help out and she • 1 Free Tan from Sundazzlers which most interns don’t get SIU E is backing som eone just stopped showing up. Her • $50 Off patio set from Casual Land Furniture to do. I learned how to run a who isn’t doing their final grade reflected the lack control board, do production job correctly.” of effort,” he said. ______Expires June 1, 1997 and other neat stuff,” he said. “Do a good job and take it One student’s behavior can Hlavsa was hired on to seriously. When you do go have devastating effects for continue with the show after look for a job, people will future interns. “It was tough his internship was over. contact the place where you because I doubt this company Thinking of dropping out of school?? Shortly thereafter, the show did your internship and you will ever welcome another moved to KSD-AM. All want that reference to be SIUE intern,” he said. employees, except producer good. You want to do the best “Another intern went to Perhaps there may be other options you haven’t explored? Judy Martin, moved with the you can so you don’t burn any work for someone who show as well. This left 0. bridges,” he said. decided that because they had Pinion and Dailey’s show “If an internship comes up an intern, they didn’t need to Contact COUNSELING SERVICES for an appointment. without a producer. and you are very interested in be there anymore. They just “They went out on a limb it, 1 would highly recommend abandoned her to run things,” with me. Frank told me that if taking it. If I hadn’t taken an Dr. Wrobbel said. Walk-in appointments available. I wanted to give it a try, I internship, I don’t know what “On one hand it was quite a could,” Hlasa said, “And I I would be doing right now. I learning experience for her. Counseling available at these locations: really liked it.” probably would still be But, on the other hand, it was “As producer, it was my job bagging groceries.” quite difficult because she had to make sure the show was According to Dr. Duff • 4-Corners, entrance to running on schedule. Also, if Wrobbel, speech to take on ten times more responsibility than she ever Tower Lake the show needed any sound communications professor, effects or other stuff, I added there are many benefits of should have had to do,” (bus transportation available) it. I made sure all the doing an internship. he said. commercials were played at “With an internship you get Wrobbel continued, “In the right times, lined up on the job, real world training. this case, we tried to work it guests, made phone calls and It (the internship) also allows out, but failed to do so with • Residence Hall kept in contact with people you to get your foot in the this internship. So we pulled who were going to be doing door,” he said. “Plus, it looks her out of there (the interviews. I was there a year great on a resume.” • Health Services and a half, then the station got He also added that the internship) and she received sold. That was January of companies benefit as well. the grade she would have this year.” “The companies give you a earned because she was doing Hlavsa was not out of the chance, while at the same time excellent work.” sports
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Air Ball SIUE 1-6, UMSL 0-1
By Todd Spann Sports Editor
Willie
Bottom of the ninth, two outs, nobody on and a 1-1 tie. The pitcher is due up but with no surprise, Tony LaRussa turns to a pinch hitter. Guess who steps out of the dugout? Mr. Cardinal himself — Willie McGee. 1 would like to ask Spellberg if he would have changed anything to the ending. He might have added a few more pilches before Willie hit it out. But, ironically, he hit it Bob Fehringer/AlesHe right over the 1996 Central Jamie Thorp knocks down the ball in the first inning of the first game against UMSL Wednesday evening at the SIUE softball stadium. Division Champion sign on the right field wall. Cougars get two past UMSL Still hot g: 6th inning past ball helps It was rather chilly out when the softball team took SIUE win first game 1-0 the field against UMSL Wednesday but that didn’t By Todd Spann discourage too many fans. Sports Editor A nice size crowd filled up the bleachers by the It wasn’t very pretty the way they won, but in the score book dugout to see the Cougars all it shows is a W. win 1-0. On a past ball in the bottom of the 6th inning, the SIUE But, there are a lot more women’s softball team squeaked by the University of bleachers to fill up at the Missouri—St. Louis 1-0 Wednesday evening in the first game of softball stadium so don’t be a double header. The Cougars won 6-1 in the night cap. thinking you won’t get a “Good teams find ways to win,” head coach Sandy seat when the Cougars Montgomery said after the game. “There is a lot of pressure on make it home at the end of us right now, so this is good win.” April. The win came after a double header loss to Carbondale Tuesday afternoon to halt the Cougars win streak at 23* games. Cold The Cougars received a good pitching performance from Bob Fehringer/A/esf/e Jessica Silbe who pitched 7 strong innings, giving up no runs. The Cougars gather at the mound during the first game of the “We played great defense and Jessica Silbe really shut them The Chicago White Sox 1 -0 victory over UMSL at the SIUE softball stadium. down,” Montgomery said. had only 754 paying fans in One thing that needs to step up in close games like this are The Cougars will try to continue their solid play when they attendance yesterday when the role players and Montgomery is very pleased with hers. travel to Quincy today for a double header and then to a cold spell hit Chicago. “One thing that helped us is our pitch running. Everybody Kenosha, Wis. for a weekend of GLVC action. The Cougars will At least the city of has done a good job. We have a good group of players who take on six conference foes and then travel back to Kenosha for Chicago has a reason for know their roles and get the job done,” Montgomery said. the conference championships the following weekend. their teams to start the sea son off cold. Roundcount runs to two first place finishes at Eastern The Masters By Brett Licata 5,000-meter run for sixth place. lone first-place finish for the women’s Greg Norman hopes the Assistant Sports Editor In the men’s 400-meter run, Ernie track team as she crossed the line in Masters will erase all the Kopp finished in eighth place and 18:32.10 in the 5,000 meters. Christine bad memories from last Carrollton’s Travis Roundcount Granite City’s Larry Wiegand ended up Peterson ran fourth in the race with a year’s back nine choke in picked up in the track season where he 12th. time of 19:43.22. Bridget Fitzpatrick of the final round. left off in the cross country season with Rob Handshy of Edwardsville posted Florissant, Mo., and Benld, II. native Lisa The week has already two first-place finishes last weekend at a 67.04 in the 400-meter hurdles, which Ribes also finished in the top ten in the started out bad for Norman. Eastern Illinois’s Big Blue Classic. was good enough for 11th place. 5,000 meters. It took him two hours Roundcount took the top spot in the Derek Bright and Ed Moeller finished Becky Hagerbruch had two top-ten longer than scheduled 800-meter run with a time of 2:00.42 and ninth and tenth in the long jump compe finishes. She finished sixth in the 400- because of a traffic jam. the 1500-meter race with a 4:05.57 mark. tition with jumps of 17’06.00” and meter run with a time of 1:06.40 and was He said the old Norman Luke Lay showed his sprinting ability 16’11.25,” respectively. ninth in the 200 meters in 28 seconds flat. would have been upset, but with a fifth place finish in the 100 meters Tim Scott took fifth place in the Senior Vicki Johnson was in the top now he is calm and at peace with a time of 10.9. steeple chase in a time of 10:29.8. please see TRACK, page 14 with himself. Gus Coronado posted a 15:42.50 in the Freshman Nichole Done posted the Thursday, April 10, 1997 The Alestle Page 1 4
Cougar basketball signs 6-foot-4-inch transfer guard from Plano, Texas
By Sports Information
Tommy Shurn, a 6-foot-4-inch guard/forward from Plano, Tex., will join the men’s basketball team next season at IF YOU TOOK THE GRE TODAY, Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville. HOW WOULD YOU SCORE? Shurn, a transfer from Collin County Community College COME FIND OUT. in Plano, Tex., will have junior eligibility when he joins the Cougar fold for the 1997-98 season. Shurn previously played • Take a 3 1/2 hour test. at Louisiana Tech University. • Proctored like the real thing. “I think one of the things Tommy brings to the program is he is an excellent shooter who has athletic ability,” said SIUE • Recieve a computer analysis of your results. Coach Margenthaler. • Get proven test taking strategies. “Probably one of the things that intrigues me is that he is a solid, all-around player,” Margenthaler said. “He’s a total team player.” RESERVE YOUR SEAT TODAY! Shurn hit 38 percent (66 of 173) of his three-point shots SPONSORED BY last season while average 11.2 points and 4.0 rebounds. PSI CHI During conference play, he hit better than 40 percent of his NATIONAL PSYCHOLOGY HONOR SOCIETY three-pointers and averaged 12.3 points a contest. $10 DOLLAR DONATION TO PSI CHI Margenthaler said he expects Shurn will fit well into SIUE’s system at the small forward but also should be com APRIL 5TH, 9:00 AM fortable at off-guard. ROOM 2401, BUILDING III PICK UP RESERVATION FORM IN THE PSYCHOLOGY OR SOCIOLOGY OFFICE Cubs match worst start in 122-year club history KAPLAN CHICAGO (AP) — The winless Chicago Cubs matched the worst start in their 122-year history as the Florida Marlins used 1-800-KAP-TEST Charles lohnson’s two-run, seventh-inning double to win 5-3 World Wide Web: http://www.kaplan.com Tuesday and go five games over .500 for the first time ever. The loss in the chilly, windy home opener dropped the Cubs *GRE is a registered trademark of the Educational Testing Service to 0-7, equaling the start of the 1962 team. To avoid breaking the record on Thursday, they must defeat the same Florida club that has beaten them four times this season and improved to a 6-1, the major leagues’ best record. A1 Leiter (2-0) allowed five hits and three runs in six innings, out-pitching Steve Trachsel (0-2) on a 29-degree day that included a wind-chill factor of 1. Gary Sheffield hit his first homer of the season, and also doubled and scored as the Marlins won their first road game. They were 28-53 away from Florida last season. s Sammy Sosa hit his first homer of the year for Chicago. RESTAURANT Track______& B A R 1 r o in : from previous page ten twice, finishing sixth in the 1500 meters and eighth in the Thursday 800 meters. lacqui Vazquez placed in the same two races, end ing up eighth in the 1500 meters and 12th in the 800-meter run. Early Weekend Special In the women’s discus event, Mekelle Beck threw 112’ 10” for fourth place and Kely Saunders finished eighth with a dis *No Cover Charge!!!* tance of 108'05”. Mt. Vernon’s Kendra Newell was good enough for seventh in the 400 meters. Casey Faro and Holly Watts also ran in the Hi p. J m fênniteirôs top 15 in the race. Faro added a sixth- featuring
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..." \.;; Softball Baseball m m m m l Ils: sift líl National League GLVC GLVC East North Southwest Team Win Lost Pet. GB Streak conference Overall conference Overall Florida 6 1 .857 — W3 L Atlanta 5 2 .714 1 W5 Team W L F W L Team W L Pet W Montreal 3 4 .429 3 L4 Lewis 7 2 14 15 SIUE 21 0 1.000 29 11 NY Mets 3 5 .375 3.5 W1 Quincy 8 4 23 8 Quincy 14 7 .667 26 14 Philadelphia 3 6 .333 4 W1 Indianapolis 8 6 25 9 UMSL 13 10 .619 21 15 St. Josephs 6 5 .545 19 10 S. Indiana 12 8 .600 29 20 Central lUPU-Ft. Wayne 4 7 16 11 Ken. Wesleyan 6 12 .333 23 22 Wisc.-Parkside 2 9 .182 6 14 Bellarmine 1 19 .050 10 24 Team Win Lost Pet. GB Streak Northeast Houston 5 2 .714 — LI South Cincinnati 3 5 .375 2.5 L4 conference Overall conference Overall Pittsburgh 3 4 .429 2 W1 Team WL Pet WL Team W L Pet W L St. Louis 1 6 .143 4 W1 .800 20 9 Wisc.-Parkside 20 2 .909 44 7 Chicago 0 7 .000 5 L7 SIUE 8 2 UMSL 5 3 .625 16 5 Lewis 19 2 .905 32 10 19 19 West S. Indiana 6 6 .500 16 13 N. Kentucky 9 15 .375 N. Kentucky 3 5 .375 13 11 Indianapolis 6 15 .287 12 23 Team Win Lost Pet. GB Streak Bellarmine 4 7 .364 14 16 St. Josephs 6 18 .250 8 22 21 .087 4 28 Colorado 6 2 .714 — W5 Ken. Wesleyan 3 8 .273 10 15 IUPU-Ft. Wayne 2 San Diego 5 3 .625 1 LI Los Angeles 5 3 .625 1 LI San Francisco 5 3 .625 1 LI We Appreciate You! Tuesday’s results Today’s games Florida 5, Chicago 3 Montreal at St. Louis 1:35 Atlanta 4, Houston 2 Florida at Chicago 2:20 National Student Employee Week St. Louis 2, M ontreal 1 Cincinnati at Colorado 5:05 NY Mets 5, Los Angeles 3 Houston at Atlanta 7:40 Pittsburgh 2, San Diego 0 Philadelphia 2, San Fran 1 April 6 -12 Wednesday results Philadelphia 0, San Fran 3 Cincinnati 4, Col 13 In recognition of National Student Employee Week, Houston at Atlanta Late New York at L A Late and on behalf of the University, the Office of Student Pittsburgh at San Diego Late Financial Aid wishes to express thanks and appreciation American League to all SIUE student employees. East Team Win Lost Pet. GB Streak Baltimore 4 2 .667 — L2 Without your assistance, hard work, and commitment, Boston 4 4 .500 1 W1 Toronto 3 3 .500 1 W1 many of our vital functions and services might suffer. NY Yankees 3 4 .429 1.5 LI Detroit 3 4 .375 1.5 W1
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