It wasn't easy… This WWW Guide had some growing pains and at times seemed it was Guy goes to the psychiatrist... He says never going to happen. Somehow the May ’13 “Doc, my wife made me come here. extraordinary do-acracy of this community Playa del Fuego She thinks I’m crazy just because got it done. Hooray for people doing stuff! I like pancakes.” The shrink says “That’s The new part of the website which not so crazy... why, I like pancakes supports this guide wasn't finished as swiftly as hoped and the printer needed myself!” The guy says, “You DO? You more time to print it. That meant should come over to my house! I’ve got participants, especially the extra-organized- THOUSANDS of them!” doing-amazing-spectacular-thing-type of participant had approximately 15 minutes Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the to register their camp and enter their event. There was less time to slap this paper softball team? A: Because she ran away thing together, too. But it all got done. from the ball! In the fall it will be easier. There will be much more time for people to enter their A MAGICIAN WAS DRIVING DOWN info. The new log-in and pages won't be so THE ROAD – THEN HE TURNED INTO A new. Stuff will get tweaked, and there'll be DRIVE WAY better planning. Things generally will be less confusing and not rushed.

This community is an engine that runs on goodwill The website and this guide aren't created WHAT WHERE miraculously. No map, lanyard, guide, sign, button, parking or camp boundary at this WHEN GUIDE event began life as a lump of clay. They each require a team of weirdos who have specialized skills and complicated lives to happen. Literally hundreds of people work together to transform Fire Base Lloyd Question: Why did the hipster twice a year and they contribute in almost burn his mouth? a hundred different ways. Answer: He ate the pizza There are many volunteers that need before it was cool. your help to do their job. Please help them by honoring their deadlines or what Q: Why couldn’t the baker make his may seem like a silly, tiny, petty request. cake any taller? A: He used too much Trust them - they know what they need. They volunteer so they know they are shortening. awesome. Make it easier for them to do their volunteer tasks and you become the Two people go into a diner, they sit down awesome one. at the counter, order two sodas, and then As sweet as it is to flatter someone, there take sandwiches out of their packs and are some volunteers who'd rather get the WHAT WHERE start eating them. The owner sees them help they need from you than flowery and says, “Hey, you can’t eat your own words. So help them out, give them what they need when they ask for it THEN WHEN GUIDE sandwiches in here!” The two customers whipser sweet nothings to them. Deadlines stop eating, look at each other, and swap aren't sexy, but respect is. sandwiches. INDEX/STAFF/WHAT IS PDF? GÜD: GLOSSARY

Grand Unified Document v3.11, WHAT IS be reminded this experiment in collabora- Volunteer Central - AKA “Participation edited for length...... 2-13 PLAYA DEL FUEGO? tive community is not complete anarchy. Station”; a large temporary shelter located Generally, if something is not covered in the next to the red stage. It has volunteer sched- Basics...... 2-3 Playa del Fuego is the Mid-Atlantic Regional Burning Man Event. Events are held every GÜD, and it is legal in the larger world, it is ules and sign-ups, lost and found, ranger HQ Community Standards...... 4-6 spring and fall, on Memorial Day and allowed at the event. and radios, copies of the WWW Guide, and Columbus Day weekends. a few shady seats. Good place to go with a Ten Principles...... 4-5 Community Process — question. how the GÜD evolves Rules...... 6 Playa del Fuego is an experiment in collab- orative community featuring art and music These policies were created by the Planning Gate - The Gate are the portals through Sound Policy ...... 7-9 created by those who join us to participate. Committee or the Board of Directors, which which you enter the event. The event has Attendees are known as participants. There are all volunteer positions. Either a partici- 2 gates, front and back. One gate turns Public Health & Safety...... 9-10 are no spectators at Playa del Fuego; every- pant submits a proposal to the Planning tickets and valid IDs into official wristbands Event/Site Guide...... 10-11 one collaborates in some way to create the Committee and the PC approves it, or not, during specific hours posted elsewhere. The event. Inspired by the Burning Man festival, or the BOD makes a decision about some- back gate is next to the main parking lot Amenities...... 11-12 it is a place for radical self-expression and thing because there is compelling safety/ and features the Greeters. Always show your Planning, Participation & an experiment in temporary community liability or future-of-the-event-issue at stake. wristband to the nice people working the Organization...... 12-13 building. Once something becomes an official event gate when you enter, leave, or bring them a policy/procedure/ rule via the BOD or PC, cold beverage/tasty snack. It is a place of acceptance, inclusivity, and Art...... 13-15 it goes into the GÜD which is compiled by respect. It is organized entirely by volun- PC - The Planning Committee makes the humble scribes. The best and easiest way Ongoing Events ...... 15-17 teers. Art and entertainment is created nuts and bolts choices that run the event. to reach the PC, is via the PONY. The Planning Committee is comprised of Friday Events...... 18-22 solely by participants. There are no conces- sion stands. No cash transactions (except literally anyone and everyone who calls the Saturday Events...... 22-27 ice sales) are permitted at Playa del Fuego GLOSSARY Planning Meeting conference call or attends PDF - Playa del Fuego in person. You may attend as many or as Sunday Events...... 27-30 - even bartering is discouraged. few meetings as you like, however, your vote MOOP - matter out of place, anything that is This is a sincere experiment in creating a only counts for meetings you actually are Theme Camps...... 30-33 not indigenous the natural environment you gift economy. If you need something, ask for a part of. Read more about the PC at the are in, for example: litter, cigarette butts, Maps ...... 34-35 it. If you have it, gift it! There are no garbage PONY. cans: everyone is responsible for packing glitter PDF, Inc.- a Maryland not-for-profit corpora- out their garbage or throwing it into one of Rangers - helpful people who rove about in tion recognized by the IRS as a 501(c)3. All content subject to change. Content submit- the handy dumpsters. Playa del Fuego is a khaki with radios. They are neither cops, ted before posted deadlines may be edited blank canvas: expect nothing...bring every- your mom, nor required to wear utilikilts. PONY - PONY stands for Planning and for length or clarity, or may be left alone for thing. Organization Need You. It is the official VNVMC - Viet Nam Veterans Motorcycle the sake of Radical Self-Expression. Content online planning and discussion forum for Event Location Club, our hosts and landlords who refer to submitted to the WWW or Theme Camp coor- Playa del Fuego. this place as FIRE BASE LLOYD. Be respect- dinator after posted deadlines may not be VNVMC, Vietnam Veterans ful of them. BOD - Board of Directors. A dozen or so included. We’re all volunteers. Apologies for Motorcycle Club of Delaware unpaid volunteers in search of a hot tub 474 Fleming Landing Road Coordinator - A super-volunteer who doesn’t spelling or other errors. The WWW is not a in which to sit and think. They also handle Townsend, DE 19734 just work a shift, they run an entire depart- newspaper; being printed here does not make all the boring legal parts of the event like ment like DPW, PARKING, THEME CAMPS, it true and it should not be used as the final Nearby Hospital taxes, insurance, liability, and adhering to or GATE. authority of anything. Christiana Hospital our mission. 4755 Ogletown-Stanton Road Burn - slang for a Burning Man-inspired Comp Tickets -There are no comp tickets at Newark, DE 19718, 302-733-1000 event like ours. Burns are not music festi- PDF. Not even for volunteers, artists, DJs, WWW STAFF vals. A few differences being: at burns there the Planning Committee, or the Board. Editor in Cheif...... The Ranger Fumbles Community Expectations are no spectators, burns follow The 10 prin- Playa del Fuego believes its participants ciples, and the pretty girls at burns aren’t Reserve Tickets - These are used to ensure Layout...... Miss Fidget want to be good citizens. Getting to PDF can dancing ankle deep in a pile of beer bottles that people essential to the smooth opera- Print Wrangler...... Ranger Buckita be a lot of hard work. We think people genu- and cups. “Have a nice burn.” tion of the event. Everyone approved for a inely care about the community they work reserve ticket must still pay for it. Art Grant 10 Principles - Burning Man’s version of the so hard to contribute to. This document recipients also receive reserve tickets as 10 Commandments, wherein you are permit- contains information participants need to art is central to our mission and artists Question: How do you keep a burner ted to covet your neighbor’s wife but not to sustain this sincere experiment. are bound by contract to be present at the in suspense? litter or participate in cash activities like event. We encourage all participants, newbie to vending. And so very much more. See 10 Answer: [answer coming in fall WWW] gnarled, to look over this document and Principles in COMMUNITY STANDARDS

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COMMUNITY Decommodification - In order to preserve the Immediacy - Immediate experience is, in Take responsibility STANDARDS spirit of gifting, our community seeks to cre- many ways, the most important touchstone for your own boundaries ate social environments that are unmediated of value in our culture. We seek to over- PLAYA del FUEGO PRINCIPLES • You must be able to say NO. by commercial sponsorships, transactions, come barriers that stand between us and a Self Expression or advertising. We stand ready to protect our recognition of our inner selves, the reality • Be sober enough to be in control or make Our events foster an environment of creative culture from such exploitation. We resist the of those around us, participation in society, plans with a friend to have a “designated self-expression, where participants feel substitution of consumption for participatory and contact with a natural world exceeding driver.” supported to honestly express their inner experience. human powers. No idea can substitute for • How you feel is not magically telegraphed selves, through artistic creation, perfor- Radical Self-reliance - Burning Man encour- this experience. to others. YOU are in charge of your bound- mance, and in their social interactions. ages the individual to discover, exercise and aries. rely on his or her inner resources. BOUNDARIES & Self Organization EXPECTATIONS • You are responsible for yourself but you Our events foster an environment of self Radical Self-expression - Radical self-expres- can always ask for help. Talk to those COMMUNITY EXPECTATIONS organization. The event is 100% volunteer sion arises from the unique gifts of the around you (or a Ranger) if someone is mak- run. No one gets comp tickets. Everyone is individual. No one other than the individual Playa del Fuego is an experiment in com- ing you uncomfortable. invited to plan. Everyone is invited to play. munity, ad-hocracy, and do-ocracy. Respect or a collaborating group can determine its Awareness Everyone is invited to work. The Planning content. It is offered as a gift to others. is fundamental to this community. Please Meetings and Planning Committees are respect yourself, other participants, and our • Simply put, should you be doing that In this spirit, the giver should respect the here? Not everything is a good idea every- open to everyone to attend. rights and liberties of the recipient. hosts. Participants can be held liable for endangering or injuring other participants where. Accountability Communal Effort - Our community values or their property. Please plan all projects • Remain aware of your surroundings and Our events foster an environment of per- creative cooperation and collaboration. and activities accordingly and use common aware of your actions and make sure you sonal accountability, where we hold our- We strive to produce, promote and protect sense. Playa del Fuego operates on a gift are in the right place for what you’re doing. selves responsible for our own actions, and social networks, public spaces, works of art, economy. It is expected everyone contrib- take personal responsibility for meeting our and methods of communication that support utes to the community in some meaningful • If you’re not sure if what you’re about to own needs, for the event itself, and for the such interaction. way and gives as much as they receive. do is ok where you are, or with those around event’s impact on the world at large. you, just ask someone. Civic Responsibility - We value civil society. There are many ways to give; do not limit yourself to material gifts. Cooperation Community members who organize events RANGERS ARE HERE TO HELP Our events foster an environment of coop- should assume responsibility for public BOUNDARIES Rangers are not cops or your mom, but they welfare and endeavor to communicate civic eration, where participants work together to Self Expression and Cooperation require a do want to try and ensure that everyone responsibilities to participants. They must resolve potential conflicts respectfully, to help social contract to make our event a safe is having the best burn possible. People also assume responsibility for conducting mediate conflicts between others, and to place to play. who Ranger are usually those friends that create art, performance, and social space on events in accordance with local, state and you always know will be there for you. The a larger scale than one person could alone. federal laws. Respect the personal boundaries of others. PDF Rangers do their thing via the FLAME Additionally, participants seek to keep events Leaving No Trace - Our community respects • Respect the moment. Comfort levels vary method: Find Out, Listen, Analyze, Mediate, sustainable by volunteering, cleaning up after the environment. We are committed to leav- at different times and with different people. Explain. But you don’t need to be a Ranger themselves, and assuming personal respon- to do this yourself! If something or someone ing no physical trace of our activities wher- • Before you assume someone wants your sibility for conducting themselves in accor- is bothering you, try to talk to that person ever we gather. We clean up after ourselves physical attentions, ASK. Being direct is OK. dance with local, state and federal laws. and endeavor, whenever possible, to leave calmly and work it out. If something doesn’t It is expected protocol, and sexier than you seem right to you, ask about it - Find Out such places in a better state than when we might think. TEN PRINCIPLES found them. what’s going on. You may discover it’s not At Playa del Fuego we follow the Ten • NO always means NO. really a problem, or you may discover that Participation - Our community is committed it is and that you either need to make a Principles of Burning Man. They were written • After someone has said NO, cajoling, to a radically participatory ethic. We believe request, or Explain one of our few rules and in the 90s by Larry Harvey to help guide the pleading, or any form of emotional blackmail that transformative change, whether in see if you can recruit that person to help many budding regional events like ours. is UNACCEPTABLE. the individual or in society, can occur only you respect it. Radical Inclusion - Anyone may be a part of through the medium of deeply personal par- • Respecting personal boundaries includes If/when you decide you want help, some- Burning Man. We welcome and respect the ticipation. We achieve being through doing. taking pictures or video, as well as physical thing is more intense or complicated than stranger. No prerequisites exist for participa- Everyone is invited to work. Everyone is invit- and verbal interaction. tion in our community. ed to play. We make the world real through a minor disagreement, or you or a friend might need help from an outside resource Gifting - Burning Man is devoted to acts of actions that open the heart. Q: A termite walks into a saloon... of any kind, find/ask a Ranger (they are gift giving. The value of a gift is uncondition- those funny looking folks in khaki). If you al. Gifting does not contemplate a return or A: and asks, “Is the bar tender here?” don’t see one wandering about, head over an exchange for something of equal value. to Center Camp where you will find Ranger

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It is surrounded by a fence and is clearly Headquarters (behind Participation Station) No Nudity within Site of Gate If you are approached by anyone about and the Ranger Base Radio. There are marked. Our landlords, the VNVMC requires that all a sound policy violation, you MUST instructions posted near the radio on how to • The helicopter, its stand, and the miscella- participants within view of the gates, using IMMEDIATELY CORRECT or CEASE the activ- turn it on and call for an available Ranger to neous bombs & ammo boxes surrounding it. the porta potties at the front gate, outside ity which is causing the suspected sound meet you at Part Station. We are ready and violation. In particular, if a representative • Any buildings, closed fields, or fields with the gates, in the parking lot or off the proper- waiting to help you have an awesome PDF! from the Vets comes by your camp and animals in them. ty, dress accordingly – that means modestly. Interested in becoming a Ranger? Have If you can be seen from the road or a neigh- raises an issue. If that occurs, reach out you attended at least one PDF prior to • Just because it isn’t on the above list, boring home, you should be properly attired the Sound Committee so that the issue this? If so, feel free to come by Ranger does not mean you are allowed there. Use for a public setting. Meaning there should can be resolved through proper channels. If Headquarters on Friday night at 7pm for good judgment. be nothing about your attire that allows oth- you do not take action, you may be directly Ranger Training, or ask a Ranger to help placing the entire event at risk which might VNVMC Sovereignty at Event ers to see parts of your body the law does you find Snuggles, our On Site Ranger not normally allow to be displayed in public. lead SEVERE ACTIONS, such as being dis- There are unique benefits that come from Coordinator. Generally, if you can see the road or the “out- barred from a future event or the immediate holding our event on the VNVMC site but side world” make sure you are covered. EVICTION of your entire camp. RULES they are not without a few strings. Our land- lords, the VNVMC, reserve the right to object Who This Policy Applies To Rules have consequences. to actions of our participants and ask those SOUND POLICY If one or more of the following items are The complete Sound Policy is in the GÜD on our Consequences may include being ejected participants to cease the offending activity true, this Sound Policy applies to you and/ website. A copy of the GÜD may also be available at from the event and/or being unable to immediately, with no discussion. In other or your camp: attend future events. words, if the Vets say so, it is so. The Vets’ Participation Station or one of the Gates. 1. I bring, manage, and/or support amplified demands supersede anything that may be Below is an excerpt from our new Sound Illegal Activity sound equipment at PDF contained in this document or may seem Policy. All participants should read and Please note: Playa del Fuego, Inc. does not otherwise OK in the larger world. review it even if the policy does not directly 2. I use amplified sound equipment (ex. DJ, condone ANY illegal activity. We create a apply to you. Each of us has a role to play musician) temporary city with its own rules. This city in our community to ensure that no one per- coexists within an area of real laws. Try to EVENT ENTRY 3. I carry or play a musical instrument that son or group puts our event at risk. make that coexistence a peaceful one. Abide Wristbands produces audible or sub-audible sound Everyone will be required to wear wrist- by all relevant local, state and federal laws. If Additionally, we have created THE SOUND 4. I am part of a camp that in any way bands. Anyone found without a wristband you see law enforcement officers, be nice to RULE below to ensure that members of produces sound in any manner which can will be ejected. Replacements can be them. PDF will cooperate with all local, coun- our community can safely approach anyone be heard from beyond the boundaries of my acquired at the Front gate during ticketing ty, state and federal officials. We all share an directly about a sound issue without fear camp interest in having a smooth event. hours. If someone asks to see your wrist- of retaliation. If you suspect that a camp band, it’s cool, just show them. or an individual is placing the event at risk 5. I carry a megaphone, siren, or produce Be warned: Any ticket holder found driving by not adhering to the sound policy, please loud sounds from any source (ex. whistles, while intoxicated/under the influence will be Re-entry approach them as a member of our com- horns, yelling/screaming etc) banned from the event for no less than one If you leave the event site, even to just get munity and let them know that you believe year and possibly for life. SOUND POLICY SUMMARY something from your car, and wish to re- that they may be violating the sound policy. Off Limit Areas enter, you must be wearing a wristband. Offer any assistance you can to helping General Info The Vietnam Veterans Motorcycle Club of Gate Crashing and Sneak-ins them to resolve the problem and be sure to • There is no longer a distinction between amplified sound and non-amplified sound Delaware (VNVMC), who owns the land on Gate crashing and sneaking in violates core thank them for doing their part to helping when it comes to the application of this which we camp, has indicated that the fol- principles of our event and are not toler- us keep our venue! policy. If sound that is produced within lowing areas are 100% off limits. PDF is not ated. Gate crashers and sneak -ins will be THE SOUND RULE responsible for what happens to you if you your sound camp can be heard outside of treated like anyone without a wristband and If you suspect that an individual or a camp disrespect these areas. At a minimum, you your camp or the event, you are a sound be ejected. is violating the sound policy and may pose will be forced to leave: camp. Scalped and Counterfeit tickets as a disturbance to our landlord’s neighbors, • Anything to the left of the gravel drive is • The use of amplification after midnight will Scalped and counterfeit tickets violate core please approach them IMMEDIATELY with off limits except the showers and porta- be limited to three (3) authorized sound principles of our event and are not toler- your concern. If they do not take action or potties next to the showers only. Stay to the camps; these sound camps will be identi- ated. Scalped and counterfeit tickets are the action is not satisfactory, please report right of the road at all other times. fied by the Sound Committee. void and will not be accepted for admittance the issue to a Sound Committee Member, • The Clubhouse - a yellow and white building or exchanged for a wristband. Wristbands Sound Patrol, Sound Marshal, Ranger, Playa • ANY participant can invoke THE SOUND located between the showers and pavilion. obtained with scalped or counterfeit tickets del Fuego Board of Director (BOD) as quickly RULE against a sound camp or other indi- or in any other nefarious manner may be as possible. vidual that is violating the sound policy. • The Flagpole - located at the right edge of voided and the wearer ejected. the gravel road and is near the clubhouse.

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• There are severe sanctions for individuals ROLES community at large. At least one Sound Safety, Extinguishers and Spinners and camps that violates the sound policy. PDF Board of Directors (BOD): Board of Committee Member will be on-duty when a All flame must be attended at all times. If a complaint from our landlord, their Directors have ultimate authority to shut camp sound system is operational. This includes camp fires, tiki torches, fire neighbors, or a law enforcement officer is down some or all sound if deemed neces- Participants: This is a participant of the spinning, candles or any other open flame. received as a result of a sound policy vio- sary. When making a decision to shut down event (YOU!). If you perceive a violation from If you build a fire or light a flame it is your lation, actions will be taken against those sound permanently, BOD will make an effort an individual or a camp to any rule con- responsibility to monitor it and ensure for its who are in violation of the policy. This may to have Sound Marshal and/or BOD on duty tained in this policy, you are encouraged to safety. Bring a fire extinguisher. Fire spinning result in eviction of your entire camp. and/or Quorum of Directors (a quorum is 3 invoke THE SOUND RULE and approach the without a safety is prohibited and stupid or more Board Members). Any BOD may shut dangerous. RESTRICTIONS individual or camp directly and ask them to down sound temporarily as they see fit. resolve the violation. If action is not taken 10:00 PM - MIDNIGHT Burnable Art Sound Sponsor: Camp Leaders or individu- or is not satisfactory to resolve the violation, • Musical instruments and audio equipment • Burning art is part of our culture at PDF. It is als planning to bring amplified sound or please report the problem immediately to a that produces, or is capable of producing a symbolic celebration of the cycle of life and music to PDF must designate a Sound Sound Committee Member, Sound Marshal, sub-audible sound; such as large woofers, death—we don’t dwell in what we’ve done so Sponsor for their amplified sound system. Ranger, or Playa del Fuego Board of Director subwoofers, and bass drums, must be put much as we celebrate what we can do. This person, in conjunction with the Camp (BOD) as quickly as possible. away and/or disabled to prevent use. • If you have brought art that you want to Leader, is responsible for sound levels in The complete Sound Policy is on our website. • Amplified sound located in the back field his/her camp. The Sound Sponsor may, burn: you must have contacted the Burning must be turned off completely and dis- but is not required to be, the Camp Leader. Art Coordinator in advance for approval and PUBLIC coordination, burningart-lead@playadelfuego. abled to prevent use. Loud musical instru- Sound Sponsor designates alternates and HEALTH & SAFETY ments (ex: horns, bagpipes, drums, sirens chooses the individuals designated as Sound org. Porta Potties etc) must not be played in the back field. Committee Members for camp. The Sound • There is no guarantee that your art will Sponsor or one of his/her representatives is If it wasn’t made by your body, don’t put it in burn. Plan other creative ways to destroy • Front open camping and far back open the potty. Your wastes and 1-ply toilet paper camping (The last couple rows) are now readily available within earshot of the camp your art that are less reliant on the weather. at all times when the sound system is in use. are the only things that should be in the pot- officially quiet camp areas. There can be ties. “Flushable” baby wipes, tampons, food, • Don’t throw toxic or dangerous things into no amplified sound or generators in those Sound Marshal: Member of the BOD or other beer bottles, etc. clog the hose of the pottie a fire. locations. designee responsible for ensuring PDF-wide truck, damage the pottie truck, make the GARBAGE • Amplified and non-amplified sound must compliance with the sound policy. If there pottie man’s life difficult and may result in be turned down and not exceed the sound is a question or mediation required, Sound our potties not getting emptied on schedule. No Public Trash Cans levels as stated in the Standards section Marshal may be called upon to give advice See LEAVE NO TRACE, MOOP, and THERE Burn barrels are not trash cans. There are of this policy. This applies to all camps. or make decisions. The Sound Marshal will ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS. no public trash cans at this event. At all work in conjunction with members of the times, at all places on the site, you are MIDNIGHT - 10:00 AM BOD, but in situations where the Sound FIRE, BURN BARRELS & responsible for the trash you create. Don’t • THREE (3) AUTHORIZED Sound Camps will Marshal is not on the BOD, the Marshal BURNING ART ask someone if they have a trash can - be permitted to play sound after midnight will ultimately defer to the decisions of the Fireworks they don’t. and must turn-down and not exceed the BOD. Fireworks of any kind are prohibited in the Leave No Trace sound level as stated in this policy. state of Delaware and are not welcome at Sound Committee: Members dealing with Leave no trace is an important but simple the VNVMC. • All other camps must turn off and disable enforcement. Members are chosen from principle of our community. The goal is to amplified sound at midnight. within the PDF sound art community and/ Firewood leave no trace of our amazing event. If pos- or the PDF community at large, identi- • The volume of non-amplified musical sible leave things in better condition than fied by the Sound Marshal and approved Firewood is included in your ticket price. instruments and voices should be kept at we found them. That means to not leave by the BOD for dealing with enforcement It is available while supplies last. Do not the volume of a normal speaking voice. trash, cigarette butts, poop, feathers, sofas, of sound policy throughout the PDF com- over-feed your fires. Do not take wood from Loud musical instruments must be put bacon grease, beer cans, glitter or sequins munity. Sound Committee personnel are the main stack. If you have something that away to prevent use. behind when we leave. That means to not given authority stemming from the BOD to burns a lot of wood, please bring some of your own, but only bring wood from a local harm the environment by scorching the 10:00 AM - 10:00 PM turn off any sound that violates community ground by burning something improperly standards. Delaware vendor to contain invasive insect • The use of amplified sound, subwoofers, species that kill trees. or altering or destroying trees or existing and musical instruments may be used at Sound Patrol: This is a participant, a human, structures. We also don’t leave problems for any location, adhering to the limits out- dealing with monitoring and can come from Fire Lanterns are Forbidden other people to deal with. lined in this document above any part of PDF community. If there is a per- Fire lanterns, aka Chinese fire lanterns, aka ceived violation, Sound Committee Members sky lanterns are prohibited. They are flying, What’s brown and sticky? will report to Sound Committee member for flaming MOOP whose trajectory can’t be con- enforcement. Sound Committee Members trolled or predicted. A stick. will come from sound camps and the PDF

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Dumpsters personal or theme camp areas. They can by one of our flaggers who will ask to see On-Site Parking Passes Dumpsters are a luxury at PDF that exist not be placed in communal areas. your wrist bands and whether you are park- On-site vehicle passes are available by pre- ing or need to enter the event for dropping at the insistence of our hosts; most burns • All grey water must be dealt with appropri- registration only. If you have not reserved off your gear. are pack-it-in-pack-it-out. Dumpsters are for ately and in accordance to event policy. ie, an on-site pass, you may not sleep in your household type trash only. If it does not fit in it cannot be dumped out on the ground and 1. Parking: It is important to follow the vehicle. Please park your vehicle where a trash bag, it should not go in a dumpster. must either be packed out or disposed of at flaggers and park where they ask you to in instructed to by the volunteers at the gate. No furniture, large items or spooky chemicals appropriate drain location. If you don’t know order to maximize the number of available Once parked on-site, your vehicle must stay allowed in the dumpster. Do not put ashes in where an appropriate spot is, it is YOUR parking spaces. If there is not a flagger, there until you leave the event - you cannot the dumpster – they belong in the Ash Dump. responsibility to find out. See WATER AS A please follow signs and avoid parking in drive it out and re-enter. Issued On-site park- Hot ashes set the dumpster on fire. Seriously, TRACE. roadways or paths. ing passes must be displayed at all times. no one wants to deal with a flaming dumpster. Dumpsters are a huge expense — billed by • All filled pools must be either attended 2. Drop offs: If you are dropping off your Greeting weight, so please bring home as much as you by an adult 18 years or older or somehow gear, please follow the flaggers’ instructions Once you’ve gotten wristbands and parked can or minimize what you bring. One way to locked up or fenced in at all times. to proceed to the parking tent to receive a your car, head inside and you will be greeted bring less trash is to remove excess packag- temporary parking pass. by our greeter team inside the back gate. Vending/Gifting Their mission is to give you hugs, a What ing before you come. See ASH DUMP, LEAVE NOTE: Passes are for 30 minutes only. Vending of any kind is not allowed. This Where When event guide, explain the 10 NO TRACE, NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS. Please do not stay on site with your car for includes promotion of other events. Gifting principles, spank virgins, answer simple more than 30 minutes and fer goodness’ Ash Dump does not equal bartering, nor are you enti- questions and provide information (like sake, remember to pick up your license! Spent ashes go in the ash dump, not the tled to anything. It’s only a gift when offered where to volunteer, nudge-nudge). Spanking While we try our best to get your license back dumpster. The location of the ash dump has freely - taking something because you want is optional, butt (butt!) it is always appropri- to you if you forget it, we are not responsible changed now and then. Ask a Ranger, DPW it is still theft at PDF. Ask permission before ate to approach a Greeter bearing gifts. for your license if it is left at the event. The or smartie-pants where it is. Wise campers taking or touching anything or anyone. Log book will be put away Sunday evening! Art Cars stop their fires early Sunday evening so their Generators ashes are cold during Pack Out on Monday. Temporary Unloading Passes Art cars are permitted on site but must be Generators must be attended at all times, pre-registered and remain parked. Recycling as they are a fire hazard. Generators cre- So that everyone gets a chance to come in and unload in a timely manner, your tem- There are several recycling centers near the ate many types of pollution including noise Re-entry porary unloading pass allows you no more shopping centers in town. Participants are pollution and should be used thoughtfully. If you leave the event site - even to just get than 30 minutes to unload your vehicle. If encouraged to collect their recycling and Generators should be boxed to minimize something from your car - and wish to re- you leave your vehicle inside longer than drop it off at one of these centers, or bring their polluting effects. If a generator must enter, you must be wearing a wristband. 30 minutes, you may be towed. If you it home for your local pickup. be used, it should be sited in such a way to minimize its effect on neighbors and the return your pass in less than 30 minutes, AMENITIES parking is free! Unload your equipment Water as a “Trace” community. Water Water leaves a trace and should be used and return your vehicle. Do not hunt down There is usually water available in 3 places. thoughtfully. Private “sun” and other types No Dogs all your friends or set up your camp now. Exact location subject to change. Look for of showers, kiddie pools, vigorous wash- Dogs are prohibited (with the exception of Communicate with your campmates in blue flags on site to mark the water: ing up, dish washing, and other large water service animals) at the event due to the advance so that you may proceed directly uses are discouraged and should only presence of local dogs and a history of ter- to where you plan to camp. But please - • Near the Pavilion and sink ritorial issues. For other pets, you are urged only drive on marked roads, for everyone’s be used when a plan on how to disperse • Near the red former horse barn the water properly is in place. In general, to consider whether PDF is an appropriately safety! safe environment. Some animals do not • Between Field 5 and 6. small amounts of gray water should be Once you unload your vehicle, return prompt- respond well to change, and pets have dumped into existing ditches on the site. ly to the front gate, return your parking pass Please be mindful of mud as MOOP - don’t escaped and even died in the past. Grey water should not be dumped onto the and collect your license. When returning leave hoses running to create hazardous ground in areas where people are camp- EVENT/SITE GUIDE your passes please pull over to the side swamps. See also LEAVE NO TRACE, WATER ing. Be especially careful using water near For complete information about admissions of the road and do not block traffic coming AS A TRACE roads and pathways. Muddy paths are a and directions please seen the unedited in our out of the event. Someone at the nuisance and can be a safety hazard. See Ice GÜD at http://www.playadelfuego.org. greeter station will then give you directions LEAVE NO TRACE. to the back lot where you should park as Ice is available to purchase from the vets. Parking Bring cash, small bills appreciated. Pools directed. You should not park in the front lot The parking station is located on the out- unless directed to do so by someone at the Pools by definition are any body of water Showers side of the back entrance in the back field. greeter station. used explicitly or in some part to bathe, There are 2 sets of showers on site. They When you enter the property please follow swim or cool off. are a luxury. Be brief to conserve water, the signs to the main lot. Once through the especially hot water, as supplies are limited. • Pools filled with liquid are only allowed in overflow/Large truck lot you will be greeted

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No electrical outlets are available at the the performer to provide. If you have ques- Mayor showers. All personal items brought into tions, look for DJ Matt at Camp Fogie or Each event there is a Mayor. The Mayor for ART the shower including toiletries, garments Participation Station. Spring PDF 2013 is Amy Prime. Look for the Art is central to the mission and experience and trash must be taken with you when you for the big tall blonde gal with the lanyard WEATHER AND CONDITIONS of Playa del Fuego. All participants are leave the shower. See LEAVE NO TRACE, that says “MAYOR.” welcome to apply for an Art Grant. Watch MOOP, THERE ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS. Be Prepared for Weather Extremes What the heck is the Mayor of PDF? Pretty the website for details and deadlines. Generally, the cinder block hut with stalls Our event is held rain or shine. It has been simple - besides wearing something spiffy, near the Vet’s yellow building is single sex, held during Nor’Easters, severe thunder- “Thank You” to every artist who made work the Mayor is a member of the board whose single user. Co-ed and co-showers are more storms, coastal flooding, plagues of insects, for this event. job it is to listen to community members. So easily accommodated in the large open and record heat and cold. A shade or rain if you have concerns, ideas, topics to con- showers next to the red barn. At the cin- structure can be helpful. Be sure to properly Balloon Chain sider, complaints, worries, or want to offer a derblock showers people wishing to shower stake or rebar any structures you erect. Tents Artist: Michael Cha “bribe” find the Mayor. You can, of course, together, or shower on the opposite gender’s have blown out of the event grounds, becom- Art Grant Winner talk to any board member any time, but the side should ask consent of all those they ing MOOP. Shade structures have become This installation received an Arts Grant and Mayor is someone who has made them- would be showering with. Our event is inclu- wind borne and hit people in the head. will be shown at Playa del Fuego May 2013. sive to all genders and sexual orientations, selves conspicuous for your convenience. If Location: On the Playa! Insects you have any questions, hugs, or concerns and that includes the showers, too. Don’t Body Heat like it? Come back later. If someone is mak- Be prepared for a variety of biting, stinging look for the Mayor. Artists: Sage Kochavi and Jacob Fenwick ing you uncomfortable in the showers, or and annoying insects. If you know you have an allergy, bring the supplies you need to GUIDELINES Art Grant Winner anywhere at the event, or is acting without This installation received an Arts Grant and your consent, speak up-let them know. If stay healthy. Not rules, but friendly suggestions to make things easier on you and everyone else. will be shown at Playa del Fuego May 2013. that doesn’t help, ask a ranger to FLAME Mud Burn Location: On the Playa! the situation. Social Media Park at your own risk. If there is rain many Bowliards areas will get swampy, and your car may Posting photos to social media sites Local Supplies Artists: Alan “Sheck” Shechter & “Big Mike” removes your control of the photos and of The shopping center at the intersection of get stuck. Do not spin your tires if you get Art Grant Winner 301 and 299 includes a major hardware stuck; find people to push or tow you out the ‘ask first’ arrangement made with other What do you get when you combine two store, a big-box discount department store, a safely. The parking lot and roads may have participants. By posting, you give ownership popular recreational activities that are both grocery store, a drug store, a dollar store and to be closed if conditions are severe and a of those photos to the social media sites. conducive to drinking - bowling and shoot- several restaurants. The shopping center at carry in/carry out situation could happen. Theses sites retain those photos even if you ing pool? BOWLIARDS! A large billiard 896 and 301 just south of 95 includes a gro- delete them. Think twice before giving your table will be on the playa, and bowling balls cery store and other stores. Many new strip PREPARATION art to social media sites. are used. Pick up the cue ball and bowl! No malls have been built in the Middletown area Really Radical Self Reliance Hydration quarters necessary. Enjoy! in the recent years. Location: On the Playa! Playa del Fuego is an exercise in radical Dehydration is a very serious risk at PDF; self-reliance. Bring everything you are going Pavilion DRINK WATER, and lots of it. Alcohol and Earthwind Inspire: to need, including food, water, shelter, basic caffeine dehydrate you; it is not water. Water an Interactive Art Installation Feel free to use the pavilion for cooking medications and hygiene products. Gifts is not sold at the event (except in the form Artists: Mac, Stef, Big Bear, Aryeh and Jake and dining and playing, but please practice are a wonderful expression of community, of ice), so bring all the water you will need. Art Grant Winner Leave No Trace and clean up after yourself but you must take responsibility for your when you are done. Do not leave behind We strongly recommend a minimum of 2-3 Come with us now, on a journey through own survival and well-being. Do not show gallons a day for drinking, cooking, and time and space in a big blue dome that’s big- leftover food for the taking - the best way up expecting the community to take care of to get rid of leftovers is to “take them for a hygiene. Signs of dehydration: ger on the inside. Step into the observation you. We have dedicated volunteers who are deck of Earthwind Inspire: an interactive art walk” and offer them to other people. If the also EMTs on site, but they are an emer- • Feeling uncharacteristically cranky pavilion is not kept clean, pavilion privileges installation. Space out under the blacklit stars gency resource only. Do not rely on them for • Rapid or sudden weight loss or entertain yourself with the flight controls may be lost. They yellow building adjacent basic OTC medications. to the Pavilion belongs to our landlords and • Increasing thirst to play some games or affect your environ- is strictly off limits. See LEAVE NO TRACE, Planning, Participation & ment. Vulcans, Ewoks, Time Lords, members • Dry mouth of the Galactic Federation of Light, and all MOOP, THERE ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS. Organization • Cessation of sweating manner of space oddities are welcome. Oh, Stage There is a vast hive of activity behind the and humans, too. super-slick, seamless production of Playa Those with stage time may want to consult • Weakness or lightheadedness particularly Location: Space Camp (Now with more del Fuego. We would LOVE to have your an event guide to see if their time coin- if worsening on standing Vibe Tribe!) help! Want the skinny on the world behind cides with other events, like art burns. PDF the curtain? Go online and read this section • Darkening of the urine or a decrease in org provides sound equipment. Any other to find out about art, volunteers, the Board urination. equipment needed by performers is up to of Directors, emails and more.

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Mixtup Spare Torch White Horse Tibetan Prayer Flag PUNK! Artist: The Wobble Family Artists: Benjamin Gardiner, Maria Padhila, Maypole Hey! Those bugs botherin’ ya? Stop by the Mixtup is a neon tangram puzzle! The struc- Adrian Summers, and Miss Squidney Artist: Zen BadKitty stage and help yourself to some Punk! Just ture is two blackboard walls with Velcro strips Art Grant Winner Art Grant Winner look for the brown box on the side of the to attach brightly colored tangram puzzle Solitary illuminated piece combining coni- Prayer flags, found high along mountain tops, stage! Just light it and watch the bugs run!! pieces. The walls can be drawn on with chalk, cal elements constructed of reclaimed, excess are used to bless the surrounding countryside Be bug repellent without all that greasy spray! and the puzzle pieces can form a variety of materials: Spare Torch burns its last and & promote peace, compassion, strength, Location: Stage shapes. We brought this in Spring 2012 with brightest on Sunday night. and wisdom. The prayers are blown by the an art grant, and hope to display it again. Location: Red Barn with Open Shower wind to spread good will & become a Condoms and Condiments Location: See map for location. permanent part of the universe. Maypoles, You know it, you love it, you want to expe- Temple Vortex traditionally, are used as part of the celebra- rience the magic all over again! Not only Paw Prints on Your Heart Artists: Michael Verdon and Jeffery Wendell tion of Summer’s return and the growth of that, but it’s completely restocked, includ- Artists: Smelly Melly, Niki Shenanigans and Camp Fogie Art Grant Winner new vegetation. Join us as we welcome life’s ing a generous donation from Mojo. And This installation received an Arts Grant and Art Grant Winner changes and acknowledge that all beings are this spring not only will it still be located at will be shown at Playa del Fuego May 2013. Paw Prints on Your Heart is lovingly created part of a greater ongoing cycle. Please feel Camp Fucking Awesome like always, it’ll also Location: On the Playa! burnable cat art that will burn on Sunday free to decorate and place objects of impor- be “roving”, Periodically. If I can get some- night to remember, memorialize, love and tance on the Maypole. thing worked out. share our beloved kitties that have left their The Crypto Lotus Location: Camp Fucking Awesome Artists: Branden, Wax, and Hall Location: Bunny Forkers paw prints on our hearts, have gone on to Bring: Desire Art Grant Winner Event Type: Educational Rainbow Bridge and are waiting for their The Crypto Lotus is a large animatronic lotus people one day to come join them. You with thousands of LEDs embedded in its pet- Lunacy can add pics, writings and momentos to als and is surrounded by glowing lily pads. You *ONGOING* remember your own fur baby(s). This piece is Like lycanthropy? Wooed with werewolves? are the Crypto Lotus’ favorite pollinator and Hot for hellhounds? Love all things lupine? dedicated to cats, however, of course, any pet colors, numbers, patterns, music, and math are EVENTS is welcome to be added to our kitty piece. Let your canine shine this PdF when you its seeds. It will draw you in with its beauti- Howl at the Full Moon! Please honor our furry friends thru silence as ful lights, but can you work together to solve this piece is being lit on fire. Location: Roaming its puzzles and get it to bloom? The Crypto Playabrary Event Type: Spiritual Location: Pony Burn Pad Lotus will awaken every night at dusk. The PdF Playabray will be returning for all Reef Location: Synesthesiae you bibliophiles! A self-serve book-swap Flair Swap located in the pavilion, everyone is welcome Your PDF packing checklist: Tent? Check. Artist: Quentin Davis The Great Balls O Fire Flaming Piano Art Grant Winner to take home whatever books tickle their Food? Check. Libations? Check. Costuming? Artists: Scott Van Hoven and fancy. Playabrary books have no return date Check. Flair? Hmm--cute, but out of date. Have you ever seen a reef while snorkeling? Melanie (‘Hudson’) Crawford It is the closest thing to an alien planet, right or late fees, and can be returned or regifted, What to do, what to do?...I know! Come to Art Grant Winner just please do not resell them, as they have the Flair Swap at Camp Fucking Awesome! here on our planet, as we can get. Back in This installation received an Arts Grant and 1977 the movie “Close encounters of a Third been deemed “Forever Gifts.” Donations of Old pins, buttons, etc., you can exchange will be shown at Playa del Fuego May 2013. your lovingly used books are welcome; please them all for new! Well, new to you, and Kind” had a scene where Richard Dryfus’ Location: On the Playa! character Roy goes crazy and builds a scale nothing moldy and/or water-damaged. that’s the same thing, as far as your being model of Devil’s Tower in his rec-room using Location: Pavillion decked out to the nines is concerned, right? tHE infinite ART Beat Event Type: Educational whatever he can find around the house. Since Artist: Workinonit You MUST donate one to take one. 1977 that is all I’ve been doing; building Art Grant Winner Kinky Tikki Bar and Lounge Location: Camp Fucking Awesome strange scenes from my mind in the middle The natural law of coupled oscillators holds Bring: Flair! You must donate one to take one. It’s Kinky Tikki drinky time at the Kinky Event Type: Art of the house. Reef is the latest. that when two or more rhythms meet, they Tikki bar. Grab a cup and come get yourself Location: Camp 215 will become coordinated;a phenomenon a nice tasty beverage to enjoy in our lounge SPF for PDF seen across the natural world, from fireflies Solar Wind Tunnel with Unis the last Vaginacorn. Bar’s open all We got yer back! And arms and legs and matching their flashes to groups falling into weekend from 6:00 pm until your bartenders front! Because going to a burn is awesome, Artists: Big Bob, Lucifer, Fernando, Scorpio step. tHE ART Beat will consist of an infin- are too drunk to serve you. Please be wary Come cool off at PDF’s first solar wind tun- but getting one sucks! So come get rubbed ity mirror in the shape of a heart. There will of the Dinosaurs tho, they can’t hold their or do the rubbing. We also have bug stuff in nel. It’s fully shaded, it has a fan driven breeze be two pulse monitors attached to tHE ART liquor! and is powered by the sun. WHAT MORE case you’re getting bitten by creatures other Beat. When one person is connected to tHE Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki DO YOU NEED TO know??? than those you were hoping for, and aloe to ART Beat, it will begin to pulse with the Bring: Cup soothe your post-burn woes. Also stop by to Location: Poly Haven / Camp Red Bottom beat of your heart. When two people are Event Type: Drink share camp swag, disjointed conversation and connected, it will visualize each of tHEir Event Age: Over 21 real hugs. How much do pirates get paid? ART Beats. See if your heartbeats sync! Location: SPF for PDF Location: See map for location. Bring: Hugs A buck an ear. (arghh) Event Type: Educational

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Hangover : Cause and Effect! The Toll Booth Buffalo Branding! Crystal Energy Water Well Hello there..It’s the Loaves of Prancing Be prepared to stop to pay the toll collector Have you been Born Again a Buffalo and Come add some Reiki- and crystal-charged Pony and we would love to intoxicate and or if you’re among the lucky few you can want to show it off? Feel like tattoos just water to your thermos. Each day, a new detox you for weekend pleasures. Any and use your EZ Pass to get over the bridge. “No aren’t enough? Wrangle on over to Camp crystal-du-jour will be posted, along with its every night we are on Playa we want to you Cash” lane only. Buffalo, there is sure to be someone around healing properties. come and enjoy our spirits and shenanigans. Location: Camp215 to do some Buffalo Branding. We promise, it Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe As well as every morning to detox with any Bring: EZ Pass won’t hurt too much, unless you want it to! Tribe!) of our many solutions to a furious night of Location: Camp Buffalo Bring: Water bottle or cup fun and fire. Frosting Pasties Event Type: Spiritual Event Type: Food, Spiritual Location: Prancing Pony It’s a cake and candle blow out bash. Bring: Drinking apparatus Frosting-on-demand! Show your nips and Buffalo Hooping on the Range Incidental Punishment Event Type: Drink, Music our frosters will make you a sweet set of tasty Come on over to Camp Buffalo and grab a BEWARE!! Camp RedBottom will have Event Age: Over 21 pasties on the spot. The best booby prizes giant hoop or bring your own and show off its minions roaming the Playa, looking for ever! Guys, we’ll gladly frost your beefcake your skills! Can’t hoop yet? We promise, “cottontails”, those bright white Bottoms Cardboard Castle if you’d rather. We even have bacon for your these Buffalo sized hoops are great for begin- that need to be Reddened. If your Bottom is For kids of all ages, come on by and help bits. Vegan and gluten-free gluttons, we’ve got ners! suspect, you will be asked drop ‘em and bend build/decorate a castle out of cardboard!! you covered, too! Because leaving anyone out Location: Camp Buffalo over. Also, anyone wandering near Camp Feel free to bring: cardboard boxes, tape, art would really frost our ass. No frosting= no Bring: A hoop, or just use one of our BIG ones! Redbottom might find themselves bent over supplies like crayons, markers, paint (you problem: if you can’t join ‘em, lick ‘em. Event Type: Sport a bench and counting up to Fifty!! can bring cutting tools to use, but do NOT Location: Birthday Camp Location: Roaming leave them at the project, only kid-safe items Bring: Nipples or Beefcake Campzilla Cityscape Bring: A good attitude and a bare Bottom please!) We’ll get you started with some basic Event Type: Sport Transform with us into towering monsters, Event Age: Adults only supplies but let’s see how mighty we can Event Age: Adults only able to shoot atomic fire, menacing cities, make this castle! Will be located somewhere and fighting off adversaries. We have created Rim Jobs by Thom along RV row in the front field, likely closer Nail Polish and Glitter? a wooden cityscape backdrop to bring the Is your balloon knot getting a little crusty? to the open field/stage area. Why, Yes, Please! experience to life--but please respect it and Let Thom take care of that for you. Location: RV Row in Front Open Camping Want some pretty, sooper dooper sparkly focus your energies on the inflatable city! Location: Dogs and Fireworks Bring: Cardboard Boxes, Art Supplies, Tape glittery nails? Yes? Well then stop by Camp “Go go Campzilla!” Bring: Chocolate starfish, extra sprinkles Event Type: Crafts Fogie (down by the ‘copter) and see the Location: Campzilla! Event Type: Spiritual nail polish addicts of our camp, Smelly Bring: Your inner monster Event Age: Adults only The Line for the Line Melly or Niki Shenanigans to paint your Solar Wind Tunnel We’re putting an end to boring lines. From own nails or have us paint them for you. PUNS! now on, anywhere a line is being formed Stop by Space Camp and tell us your best (or Come cool off at PDF’s first Solar Wind Mmmmmmmm...... sparkly glittery nails, Tunnel. It’s fully shaded, it has a fan driven you’ll be instructed on how to line-up, what Why, YES, PLEASE!! worst) joke! Not limited to puns, but extra order to stand in and how to show apprecia- points will be given for word play! breeze and it’s powered by the sun. WHAT Location: Camp Fogie MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW??? tion to the host camps. Bring: Nails Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe Location: Poly Haven / Camp Red Bottom Location: Roaming Event Type: Art Tribe!) Bring: Enthusiasm, appreciation, patience Bring: Jokes Bring: May want to bring something to lay on BCDC St. Elmo’s Fire Bar Let’s Talk Tea, etc BCDC is open nightly at 8pm serving up PENIS YELLING Shooters' Shots! Yes, we always make and distribute jello shots. Do you love tea? How about great conversa- drinks and music! “It’s our time at the edge.” PENIS YELLING, a back field tradition, is Yes, we have vegetarian jello shots. Yes, you’ve tion? Feel like sitting down in the shade? Us Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp back and ribbed for your pleasure!!! *Now probably seen us and had some. Yes, they’re too! Come on over to Quantum Steep and Bring: Cup with Sandy Vaginas!* always awesome. Yes, you’re always welcome chat about the ingredients in Pedro’s Burn Event Type: Drink Location: Back Field Open Camping Night Brew, as well as all types of botanical Event Age: Over 21 Bring: A penis or a vagina to come SHOVE SOME IN YOUR FACE beverages! Or, just to hang out. That’s good Event Type: Educational HOLE. with us too. Book of Beef Location: Camp Mahna Mahna Lighter Decoration Bring: Your sexy selves Location: Quantum Steep Hey now, there’s no need to bottle it all up Tired of having your lighters get pocketed? Event Type: Drink Bring: A smile and a positive attitude inside. Stress. Anxiety. Anger. You don’t need them unless you like stomach ulcers and Mark your territory: come grab a lighter and Event Age: Over 21 Event Type: Educational, Spiritual adorn it with stickers! Lighters will be sup- Event Age: Adults only twitchy eyes. Come over to DandF and get it plied, but bring one if you can! Yer Awesome! out in our ‘Book of Beef’. Whatever you’re Working hard or hardly working on Playa pissed off, stressed out, or generally discon- Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe Tribe!) del Fuego all year long? Remember it is only certed about, write it down in the ‘BoB’, and Kestion: What do clouds wear Bring: Lighters, if ya got em! because yer awesome or sexy, you sucker. then watch it burn away on Sunday. under their shorts? Event Type: Art, Crafts Location: everywhere Location: Dogs Event Age: Adults only Bring: A pat for your own back Answer: THUNDERPANTS

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7:00 am to Sun 8:00 pm 12:00 pm to 5:00 pm inevitable heat death of the universe.” PS: We *THURSDAY* OPENIN’ Day of TROUT! Scratch’s Costume Camp have all the expansions. Grab yer fishin’ poles, yer bait, get yer wad- Come play dress up! Visit our decidedly Location: Camp Justice League 5:00 pm to 12:00 am ers on and join those crotchey old FOGIES amateurish fashionistas to bump up your look. Bring: Shame, indecency, a sense of humor Welcome Home! for our second most favorite day of the year, Location: Scratchand’s Costume Camp Event Type: Spiritual Squee! I haven’t seen you for so long! C’mere that’s right, right behind Openin’ Day of Bring: Costume donations (fabulous only, please) Event Age: Adults only BUCK is Openin’ Day of TROUT!!! Don’t and give me a hug! It’s so good to see you! 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm Location: Roaming forget your Fishin’ Licenses, we will check to make sure those licenses are valid. Motion Design’s Acrobatic Yoga Exotic Electric Fashion Show Bring: You! Like Electric Tape and Tan Lines? Models Location: Roaming Acrobatic Yoga focuses on partner acrobat- 7:00 pm to 9:30 pm Bring: Fishin’ Poles and Worms for Bait ics that mostly utilize the feet. Our style modeling electric tape outfits! Welcome Home Party! of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnastics, Location: Stage After we finish setting up our camp (and 10:00 am to 11:00 pm various styles of dance, Acrobalance, Adagio Bring: Electric Cup probably during) we will be having a grand Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Balance and Icarian Games. This contem- Event Type: Art welcome home party! Come make bottles Consume caffeine. American coffee, French porary sport is very accessible and accom- 3:30 pm to 4:30 pm pop and get the party started with us! Coffee, Irish Coffee, and Vietnamese Coffee. modates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga Tasty and Tasteless Artistry Hour Location: Barrel of Fun highlights the strength, coordination, balance, Location: Its All Good Stop by Camp Tasty for arts, crafts, and cos- Bring: Cups! flexibility, and range of motion that the Bring: Booze, Bags of babies, Bubbles tume repair! Our sewing machine will be Event Type: Drink humanbody can attain. Partnering can occur Event Type: Drink humming away to mend and alter your garb. in same sex and/or coed base and flyer roles. Event Age: Adults only We have painting and drawing supplies for 10:00 am to 12:00 pm Location: Camp Contact all your extinct monsters and other creations. Thu 8:00 pm to Sat 2:00 pm BCDC Let’s go to Bed and Breakfast Bring: Yoga Mat Play with yarn or join the Human Crochet Be Born Again a Buffalo! BCDC serves up breakfast and mimosas with Event Type: Sport You’ve shouted it with the best of us, you DJ Total spinning your favorite 80s. The Cure, Project! Look for the sewing machine flag know, BUFFALO! Here is your chance to Siouxsie and the Banshees, and more... 12:00 pm to Mon 12:30 pm at the tepee in the back field. (Fri./Sat. 3:30 become an honorary member, get over to the Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp Sticky Fingers Sclupting AND anytime you see us hanging out at Pony before it burns, we promise, you will Bring: Plate, cup Are you are feeling creative? Come by the Camp Tasty!) know what to do from there! Event Type: Food Dogs and Fireworks camp and sculpt away Location: Camp Tasty Bring: Imagination. Fingers. Clothes to mend. Location: Pony Burn Pad with Sticky Fingers. We will be providing 11:00 am to 12:15 pm Event Type: Art, Crafts Event Type: Spiritual Crystal and Reiki Workshop clay and the sealant. Sculpt something cool and keep it as a memory chachka from PDF 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Come to learn about crystals and Reiki. 13. Supplies are limited. Healing share to follow discussion. Wine Hooping 2.0 Location: Dogs and Fireworks Are you tired of enjoying your beverage with Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe Bring: Fingers * *FRIDAY* * Tribe!) relative ease? Well Wine Hooping is back to Event Type: Art, Crafts, Spiritual Bring: crystals (optional) help you make your drinking experience sig- 2:00 am to 2:15 am Event Type: Spiritual 2:30 pm to 4:00 pm nificantly more challenging and fun. The goal Tell Dodo To Drink Some Water is to pass around a bottle of wine WHILE you 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Authentic Relating Games It’s probably about time for someone to Pajamas and Pancakes Come play interactive games in a space that hoop until it is finished. Don’t like Wine? remind Dodo (aka Flightless, aka Dorothy) lets you be open and free to share. Enjoy Bring your own beverage to enjoy or pass to drink some water. Check the back field! Bunny Breakfast receiving without bounds! We’ll show you around. Bring your friends, bring a stranger, Bunnies need their beauty sleep! Hop down Maybe she’s at Camp Tasty; maybe she’s how interact in ways that’ll blow your mind grab a drink and come get your hoop on! to Bunny Forkers for pancakes and mimosas over there harassing Fuck You I’m A Wizard. and blast your heart wide open! Note, these Location: Grassy field in front of stage (or just plain OJ). Wherever she is, it is high time she drank are not “Bored Games”, they’re one on one Bring: Hoops, Wine, Other beverages some WATER. Location: Bunny Forkers interactions especially suited to bring vision, Event Type: Drink, Sport Bring: A cup and plate Location: Roaming awareness and love! Event Age: Over 21 Bring: H2O, baby. The OTHER clear liquid. Event Type: Food Location: Camp Contact 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Event Type: Spiritual 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Bring: An open mind, a warm heart Event Age: Over 21 Handstand/Standing Hands To Hands, Hatter Mad’s Swing Set Event Age: Adults only Human Pyramids 7:00 am to Sun 8:30 pm Throw on your saddle shoes and two tones 3:00 pm to 5:00 pm Handstand,Standing Hands To Hands and Turkey Season, It’s In! and head to the stage for a trip down memo- Charades Against Humanity Human Pyramids. I will attempt to cover ry lane. Something to suit every generation of If you see a turkey, call it, then shoot it cuz Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. How some or all of these based on the skill level swing from Louis Prima to Big Bad Voodoo by golly Turkey Season, it’s in for all you could this possibly go wrong? Come join and quantity of participants. Daddy! mighty hunters out there. the Justice League for a live-action game of Location: Camp Contact Location: Roaming Location: Stage Charades Against Humanity! If your card is Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel Bring: Turkey Callers and Turkey Killers Bring: Dancin’ shoes and water Event Type: Sport Event Type: Music, Sport the winner, act it out! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a superhero trying to mime “The

18 What, Where, When Guide | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. Playa del Fuego | May Two Thousand & Thirteen 19 FRIDAY FRIDAY

4:30 pm to 5:00 pm merriments; Awake the pert and nimble 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm awesome sauce! Remember, Ranger Training 9-Mile Human Butt Slap Machine spirit of mirth! (Imbibe and enjoy our fare) Bluesin’ N’ Boozin’ is for ALL Rangers; it’s important for old and A long line of humans who will stand with To Crash Pad you shall skip and hand in Sax Man/Loaf would like to present two current Rangers to attend as well! their legs in the common V shape, while hand, with fairy grace, Will we sing, and hours of bluesin’ music and the finest plastic Location: Ranger HQ (behind Part Station) one by one participants will crawl through bless this place; And this ditty, after me; Sing, bottle booze one can offer. Come and talk Bring: Your listening ears and awesome self the line of legs, getting spanked on the way and dance it trippingly. (Party your face off) music, chillax and get yer drink on! Event Type: Educational down! Hosted by DJ Jailbait. Location: Pavillion Location: Prancing Pony Event Age: Adults only Location: Grassy field in front of stage Bring: Cup/plate/spoon and a sense of whimsy Bring: Your cup 7:30 pm to 8:00 pm Bring: Anyone who has an ass! Event Type: Drink, Food Event Type: Drink, Music Event Age: Over 21 Event Age: Over 21 Cheesy Parade 5:30 pm to 6:30 pm Look for the man in yellow. He knows what Rumrunners Smoked Chicken 6:00 pm to 6:45 pm 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm you want, and what you want is cheese! And You have come to love and expect Try our Buns and Balls! MASH Training beer! And other genuine, homemade yummy Rumrunner’s smoked chicken. Bring your Our buns are fluffy and our balls are firm Attention all medical personnel!!!! MASH things made from unicellular eukaryote poop! plate bring your fork, join in. Don’t be late or and tasty! Scheck, Big Mike and Just Jen training Friday night @7pm. Meet beside Join us in a twisting, winding, grooving maze the chicken will be all gone. will be in the pavilion serving meatballs on stage @ Ranger Headquarters.... Further of pure anticipation as we cajole all in our Location: MASH Camp hot dog rolls. VOLUNTEERS ROCK AND instruction to follow.....that is all... path to join us on our way to the Fermen- Bring: Plate n fork THEY GO TO THE FRONT OF THE Location: MASH Camp Tables for their celebration of crafted comes- Event Type: Food LINE. We have a limited supply of tastiness, Event Age: Adults only tible creations! so please volunteer!! Location: Pavillion 5:30 pm to 6:00 pm Location: Pavillion 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm Bring: Cheesy signs, cheesy garb, cheesy ‘tude Women’s Self Defense Bring: Your Hands and Mouth! The Hook Up Hook Up presents The best defense for a women or man is to Event Type: Food Happy Hour- Condoms Prevent 8:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am have a defense. I will cover ways to escape Minivans 80s Superhero Cartoon Happy Hour wrist grabs, mounting from the back standing 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm The Hook-Up Hook Up is back with a ven- As a kid, the best part of the weekend was and laying on stomach and back, rear chokes Pho Queue Up geance! We missed all of you beauties last fall, getting up and watching Saturday morning and bear hugs. Line up at the Restaurant at the End of the but we’re back with all new Hook-Up Hook cartoons! As an adult, come relive that joy at Location: Camp215 Universe for Vietnamese Noodle Soup Up badges to sport if you’ve got a case of BCDC and Camp Justice League’s Happy Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel (pronounced: fuh) with chicken or vegan spring fever! Shy, but don’t want to miss out Hour collaboration! We’ll be gathering Event Type: Sport seitan and Asian Mojitos. We’ll also have on a PDF spring fling? Don’t know how to around dusk on Friday evening to show all other delicious foods from the far east say “I’m single!” without sounding... single? your favorite 80s superhero cartoons, along 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm of space. with themed drinks and giant Jenga. So break Pedro’s Burn Night Brew You and your significant other swing and/or Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe play? Come to The HUHU Happy Hour for out those TMNT underroos, pull on your The Hot Steepers return to PDF yet again Tribe!) superhero cape and mask, and get ready to this spring! Along with a heapin’ helpin’ your very own HUHU badge that lets every- Bring: Bowl, cup, and utensil one know you’re open for fun! There will be feel like a kid again! of good will, we’re bringing back Pedro’s Event Type: Drink, Food Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp (Infamous) Burn Night Brew. Concocted JELLO SHOTS! We dig safe sex, so condoms 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm are there for the taking! See you there! Bring: Cup with brain and body boosting botanicals, our Event Type: Drink unique blend is sure to keep you gallivanting Motion Design’s Acrobatic Yoga Location: Pavillion Bring: Your sexy selves. Event Age: Over 21 under the stars long after the pony has been Acrobatic Yoga focuses on partner acrobat- ics that mostly utilize the feet. Our style Event Type: Drink 8:00 pm to 9:30 pm reduced to smoldering embers. So line up Event Age: Over 21 and let us pour you a cup! of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnas- The Fermen-Tables Location: Quantum Steep tics, various styles of dance, Acrobalance, 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm A show, tell, and taste experience of home- Bring: Bring a cup! Adagio Balance and Icarian Games. This Ranger Training brewed beverages, cheeses, and other fer- Event Type: Drink, Spiritual contemporary sport is very accessible and Like helping people? and khaki? Come to mentable foods. Any and all burner brewers Event Age: Adults only accommodates many body types. Acrobatic Ranger Training! Rangers are mad sexy and and cheese makers are encouraged to bring Yoga highlights the strength, coordination, you can be one of them. Training is open to samples of your best fermented food/brew 6:00 pm to Sat 1:30 am balance, flexibility, and range of motion that edible art to share with the Playa. Set up will A Midsummer’s Night Dream ALL participants who have been to at least the human body can attain. Partnering can one full PDF. If you enjoy helping people, take place at 7:30 p.m. in the Nerd Quadrant, What hempen home-spuns have we swag- occur in same sex and/or coed base and tables and other serving items will be pro- gering here, So near the cradle of the fairy keeping everyone safe, and being a guiding flyer roles. hand for new participants, you just might vided. Related event-- Cheesy Parade: join queen? (in open camping near the Pavilion) Location: Camp215 in on the march from the Pavilion to the What, a play toward! I’ll be an auditor; An be an awesome Ranger. Rangers function Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel mostly as non-confrontational community Fermen-tables. actor too, perhaps, if I see cause. (Join us Event Type: Sport Location: Campzilla! at dusk) Stir up the Playathenian youth to mediators who are aware of potential situ- ations, and encourage communication to Bring: Plate, cup, and fermentable foods/drinks alleviate or prevent them. We are NOT your Event Type: Crafts, Drink, Food mom, we are NOT the police, but we ARE

20 What, Where, When Guide | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. Playa del Fuego | May Two Thousand & Thirteen 21 FRIDAY & SATURDAY SATURDAY

9:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am 12:15 am to 11:45 pm Sat 10:00 am to 11:00 am 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Zebra’s Drunken Gummies DON’T PANIC - Towel Day Underpants Yoga Motion Design’s Acrobatic Yoga Look for the wandering Zebra Friday night, Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhik- Join us to stretch your asana in your under- Acrobatic Yoga focuses on partner acrobat- she has a cooler full of vodka soaked gummy ing slang, as in “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford wear. Break out your sexiest or most play- ics that mostly utilize the feet. Our style bears for you to enjoy! Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows ful undergarments, or come up with a new of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnastics, Location: Roaming where his towel is.” (Sass: know, be aware of, superhero to be! various styles of dance, Acrobalance, Adagio Event Type: Drink meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; Location: Camp Contact Balance and Icarian Games. This contem- Event Age: Over 21 frood: really amazingly together guy.) -Douglas Bring: Playfulness and Bodies porary sport is very accessible and accom- Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Event Type: Spiritual modates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga 9:00 pm to Sat 12:30 am Don’t forget to wear your towel today! Event Age: Adults only highlights the strength, coordination, balance, Eternal Flame Prom Location: Roaming flexibility, and range of motion that the 10:30 am to 11:30 am Do you miss your high school days? Then Bring: Towel human body can attain. Partnering can occur come join Barrel of Fun for the night to Breakfast Smoothies! in same sex and/or coed base and flyer roles. 2:00 am to 2:15 am remember, prom night! We’re bringing the Join us for some fruit-a-licious blended treats! Location: Camp Contact gymnasium right to you! Wear your fanciest Tell Dodo To Drink Some Water Mango, banana, apple, acai or whatever looks Bring: Yoga Mat dresses and tuxedo shirts in hopes of being It’s probably about time for someone to remind best at the farmers market will go into the Event Type: Sport named prom king and queen. (Or other Dodo (aka Flightless, aka Dorothy) to drink blender with some yogurt. Or bring your titles) Answer the pop quiz for a shot rou- some water. Check the back field! Maybe she’s own ingredients (no alcohol please, this is kid 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm lette! Just don’t spike the punch bowl ;) at Camp Tasty; maybe she’s over there harassing friendly) Paper cups provided. Bring your Fifty Shades of RedBottom Location: Barrel of Fun Fuck You I’m A Wizard. Wherever she is, it is own spoon. Bettie Page, our Matron Saint, came down Bring: Floor length gown, Bow tie. high time she drank some WATER. Location: Pavillion from on high and said “Fifty Shades of Grey? Event Type: Music Location: Roaming Bring: Extra fruit, yogurt, flavor syrups Bah! RED! Red is the color of passion, of Bring: H2O, baby. The OTHER clear liquid. Event Type: Food sex, of a well decorated Bottom!!” With Event Type: Spiritual Bettie’s encouragement, and your participa- 11:00 am to 12:00 pm *SATURDAY* Event Age: Over 21 tion, we will be doling out Fifty spanks on Cake Farts your bare Bottom, with the implements of 9:00 am to 10:00 am You know what I like most? 12:00 am to 1:30 am your choice (or ours, we’re controlling like T’ai Chi Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki that) to see how you handle turning Fifty BCDC Midnight Streak Learn the basic principles of the ancient Event Type: Spiritual Arrive at BCDC at midnight to get your Shades of RedBottom. Chinese practice of aligning with the tao Location: Camp RedBottom run on and our clothes off. Don’t just gawk, through slow, flowing movements. Not just 12:00 pm to 5:00 pm streak! Scratch’s Costume Camp Bring: A good attitude and a bare Bottom for old people! Event Age: Adults only Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp Location: Back Field Open Camping Come play dress up! Visit our decidedly ama- Bring: Running shoes Bring: Clear Mind teurish fashionistas to bump up your look. 12pm -12am Event Type: Sport Event Type: Educational, Spiritual, Sport Location: Scratchand’s Costume Camp Miss Playa Del Fuego Event Age: Adults only Bring: Costume donations (fabulous only, please) Open to all “Misses.” Come with a sash, a 10:00 am to 11:00 am 12:00 am to 1:00 am 12:00 pm to 8:00 pm title, and a talent. Oh and lots of friends to Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! bribe the judges. Bribing is the new gifting. Burlague 2: Rise of the Sexy Consume caffeine. American coffee, French BCDC All Day Dance Party Looking for a scintillating, captivating and DJs Sequoia, Synz, Raptorstein, and Total bring Questions? Contact: SuzQ!, Miss BRC ‘08, Coffee, Irish Coffee, and Vietnamese Coffee. Miss Tress of Ceremonies (at Tea Pea). oh-so-sexy experience at PDF? Well look Location: Barrel of Fun the tunes to keep you moving all day long. no further because Camp Sexy provides! We Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp Location: Whiskey and Whores Saloon Bring: Cups! Bring: A sash, a title, and a talent. invite you all to join us on Friday evening for Event Type: Drink Event Type: Music the return of Burlague! Burlague is a mid- Event Age: Open to all “Misses.” 12:00 pm to 12:30 pm night variety show that’s a little burlesque, a Sat 10:00 am to 12:00 pm 12:15 pm to 1:45 pm touch of cabaret, a dash of drag and a whole BCDC 80s Divas Breakfast Free Cake yum! Sweet Nothing Exchange lotta SEXY! All taking place within our BCDC serves up breakfast and mimosas with Sweet Nothing (noun)- 1: an affectionate brand new Sexy Big Top, it will be an experi- DJ Total spinning your favorite 80s. Whitney, Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki Event Type: Food whisper into a special someone’s ear. 2: a ence you won’t soon forget... ;) Madonna, Cyndi, and more... delicious treat resembling a tiny, fried jelly Location: Camp Sexy Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp doughnut. Come to Space Camp and whis- Bring: Your Sexy selves! Bring: Plate, cup per a sweet nothing into our ear--and get a Event Type: Art, Music Pun in the form of a Haiku Event Type: Food treat! Event Age: Adults only Why do all the gays Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe at MENSA look so alike? Tribe!) Homo-geneous. Bring: Something to whisper Event Type: Food

22 What, Where, When Guide | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. Playa del Fuego | May Two Thousand & Thirteen 23 SATURDAY SATURDAY

1:15 pm to 2:00 pm 3:00 pm to 5:00 pm 3:45 pm to 4:00 pm 4:00 pm to 5:30 pm Burning Man Bound Meet and Greet Charades Against Humanity Harlem Shake PDF Birthday Suit Party Heading to Burning Man this year? Come Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. How could The Iconic Harlem Shake experience finally It’s a cake and candle blow out bash. Show meet others who plan to make the trip! this possibly go wrong? Come join the Justice has the chance to bring itself to PDF! Hosted your birthday suit and our frosters will make An informal mixer, where veteran burners League for a live-action game of Charades Against by DJ Jailbait, to be performed during her set you a sweet tasty pastry of the Cupcake can share tips and virgins can ask questions Humanity! If your card is the winner, act it out! after the Slip N Slide. This WILL be a Video Variety. The best booby prizes ever! Birthday to learn a bit more about what to expect. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a superhero Taped Event (but won’t start until all the presents to all good boys and girls who show Anyone and everyone who plans to go to trying to mime “The inevitable heat death of the naked people are done being nude)! us volunteering laminates. Pin the tail on Burning Man this year is invited. Event is universe. PS: We have all the expansions. Location: Stage Bruno and other naughty games to follow. located on RV row at the Guppy Dock Location: Camp Justice League Bring: Any Crazy Prop, Costumes, PDF Gear! Vegan/gluten-free gluttons, we’ve got you (across from SPF, there will be a sign) Bring: Shame, indecency, a sense of humor Event Type: Music covered! Because leaving anyone out would Location: RV Row in Front Open Camping Event Type: Spiritual really frost our ass. No frosting= no problem: 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Bring: Questions, Advice and your Cup Event Age: Adults only Either way we’ll stick together for games, Event Type: Drink, Educational FUN Run!!!! drinks, and Birthday Surprises. If you can’t 3:00 pm to 5:30 pm This ain’t your ordinary 5k... Run/walk/ join ‘em, lick ‘em! 2:15 pm to 3:15 pm Cotton Candy! hop/skip/gallop/scoot/dance/cartwheel or Location: Birthday Camp Rise of the Luchadors! Come get some cotton candy at the stage!! mosey along with us as we explore our very Bring: Birthday Suit We Luchadors are Numero Uno! We have Location: Stage own little world at a slightly faster than usual Event Type: Spiritual the best muscles, the best backs, the best Bring: Sweet Tooth pace!! There will be many stops, experiences, Event Age: Adults only arms, the best legs, the best feet of all on the Event Type: Food tricks and/or treats along the way!! Get your playa! We will all show ourselves at the Slip running shoes on or off and come join us 4:20pm 3:30 pm to 4:30 pm ‘N’ Slide to be as one! If you are a luchador on this experience! (Running not required, Commandments? Rewards? at heart, bring your mask to the Slip ‘N’ Rope 101 Class but enthusiasm is a must, find Perk for more Come get your rope on! Punishments? Guidelines? Slide, where our muscles will be shown to spoilers) Meet in front of the stage at 4pm! Burners are the sentient trailblazers of the Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki be Number One! There will be at least one, Follow the white rabbit... coming age. The most meaningful life is Event Age: Adults only and he is hoping for a full dozen or more! Location: Grassy field in front of stage based on what principles? Our world yearns Chupame el culo!, if I’m reading my boss’ 3-3:30pm Bring: Byo Cup! to know. Lets share our wisdom. As a Jewish, note here correctly, whatever that means. PDF Conclave Meeting Event Age: Adults only Atheist, Buddhist, Humanist, Rebbe, I, Location: Grassy field in front of stage Jehovah Phinias, wish to record our dialogue Hey all you fire performers and safeties! If 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Bring: Your luchador mask and numero uno attitude you want to participate in Saturday’s fire for our, and future generations. Clothing Handstand/Standing Hands To optional for anyone, of any age who agrees to 2:15 pm to 3:15 pm conclave performance before the pony burn on Saturday night, you must attend this Hands,Human Pyramids be taped. People who don’t can sit on either Slip N Slide Handstand,Standing Hands To Hands and MANDATORY meeting. The Conclave has side of the camera. THIS IS A NO CAMERA EVENT. Saturday Human Pyramids I will attempt to cover been growing steadily for years, so come Location: By the LED Sign 2:15. You’ve all seen it, 800+ sq. ft of wet slip- some or all of these based on the skill level introduce yourself and make some new Event Type: Dialogue pery fun, with your hostess “Heidi the Hose and quantity of participants. friends. If you have a friend who is willing Event Age: Any age, especially children (They know Girl”. With the help of the Vietnam Vets as Location: Camp Contact and able to safety for the conclave, please more) Judges, there will be trophies awarded to naked Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel sliders, but the clothed sliders are welcome too. bring them, too. Enough safeties = conclave Event Type: Sport 4:30 pm to 6:30 pm Don’t miss the Opening Ceremonies with the performance. Spring Playa del Fuego Art SnS Synchonized Swim team. Location: Pavilion 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Artists’ Reception Bring: You know what to bring. Location: Grassy field in front of stage Gin with Gingers Please join us at the pavilion on Saturday at Event Age: Everyone is welcome! Event Type: Educational Calling all Gingers! Bring us your red! We’re 4:30 pm to enjoy wine and nibbles and meet 3:30 pm to 4:30 pm celebrating all the redheads of PDF. Flaunt the Spring PDF art grant recipients. Come 2:30 pm to 4:00 pm your freckled faces. Let us caress your car- learn about the art and the artists at Spring Authentic Relating Games Tasty and Tasteless Artistry Hour rot tops. Natural redheads are encouraged Stop by Camp Tasty for arts, crafts, and cos- PDF. Bring a cup and questions for the art- Come play interactive games in a space that to strut their stuff. Bring your fiery self to tume repair! Our sewing machine will be ists. If you brought art of your own that you lets you be open and free to share. Enjoy Camp Sexy for some cool drinks with hot humming away to mend and alter your garb. didn’t apply for a grant for, feel free to come receiving without bounds! We’ll show you friends. We’re serving up sexy gin concoc- We have painting and drawing supplies for all and tell us all about it. Everyone is welcome. how interact in ways that’ll blow your mind tions in your honor! Come and get em! your extinct monsters and other creations. Play Location: Pavillion and blast your heart wide open! Note, these Location: Camp Sexy with yarn or join the Human Crochet Project! Bring: A cup and questions for the artists! are not “Bored Games”, they’re one on one Bring: Cup Look for the sewing machine flag at the tepee Event Type: Food, Drink, Art interactions especially suited to bring vision, Event Type: Drink in the back field. (Fri./Sat. 3:30 AND anytime awareness and love! Event Age: Over 21 you see us hanging out at Camp Tasty!) Why did the chicken cross the road, roll Location: Camp Contact Location: Camp Tasty in the mud and cross the road again? Bring: An open mind, a warm heart Bring: Imagination. Fingers. Clothes to mend. Event Age: Adults only Event Type: Art, Crafts Because he was a dirty double-crosser

24 What, Where, When Guide | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. Playa del Fuego | May Two Thousand & Thirteen 25 SATURDAY SATURDAY & SUNDAY

5:00 pm to 6:00 pm 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm offensive (and should be put in a box, set Virgin Round-up and Branding Big Pig BBQ on fire, and then launched into the sun like * SUNDAY * So you brought a virgin? Camp Buffalo Come be a carnivore and chow down like a nuclear waste). wants you to round-up all your virgins and monster at the Campzilla Big Pig Roast and Location: Dogs and Fireworks 2:00 am to 2:15 am bring them down to Camp Buffalo for a Pickin’! Bring: Jokes and/or Judgement Tell Dodo To Drink Some Water Virgin Branding! Rope’em if you have to! Location: Campzilla! Event Type: Educational It’s probably about time for someone to We promise, we won’t hurt them too much, Bring: Your appetite, your plate, eating utensils Event Age: Adults only remind Dodo (aka Flightless, aka Dorothy) Event Type: Food to drink some water. Check the back field! unless the like it! Not a virgin? That’s okay, 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm we have a Buffalo brand for you too! Maybe she’s at Camp Tasty; maybe she’s 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm Location: Camp Buffalo Longevity Puzzle! over there harassing Fuck You I’m A Wizard. Bring: Your virgins! Motion Design’s Acrobatic Yoga Are YOU a piece of the puzzle? Do you help Wherever she is, it is high time she drank Event Type: Spiritual Acrobatic Yoga focuses on partner acrobat- bring PDF together? Come help us celebrate some WATER. ics that mostly utilize the feet. Our style the togetherness and longevity of PDF and Location: Roaming 5:30 pm to 6:00 pm of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnastics, PDF friendships with this hand crafted par- Bring: H2O, baby. The OTHER clear liquid. Women’s Self Defense various styles of dance, Acrobalance, Adagio ticipatory art. Join us as we assemble this 160 Event Type: Spiritual The best defense for a woman or man is to Balance and Icarian Games. This contempo- piece 4’x3’ wood jigsaw puzzle. Once the Event Age: Over 21 have a defense. I will cover ways to escape rary sport is very accessible and accommo- puzzle is assembled, pieces will be handed out wrist grabs, mounting from the back standing dates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga high- to those who helped and we ask that each of 10:00 am to 11:00 am and laying on stomach and back, rear chokes lights the strength, coordination, balance, flex- you bring your piece back in the Fall. If you Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! and bear hugs. ibility, and range of motion that the human are unable to come to PDF, we ask that you Consume caffeine. American coffee, French Location: Camp215 body can attain. Partnering can occur in same hand off your piece to somebody who will Coffee, Irish Coffee, and Vietnamese Coffee. Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel sex and/or coed base and flyer roles. be coming. Our goal is to see how long we Location: Barrel of Fun Event Type: Sport Location: Camp215 can keep the puzzle together. Bring: Cups! Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp Event Type: Drink Event Time: 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm Event Type: Sport Bring: Puzzle piece DC C.O.R.E. Project Meet & Greet, Event Type: Art 10:00 am to 12:00 pm plus Auditions for Video! 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm BCDC/BoF Brunch - The Circle of Regional Effigies (C.O.R.E.) Santastic! 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm Duel of the Decades Project is a chance for local groups to orga- Miss the last Santacon/Santarchy? Bring your BCDC Heavy Metal Happy Hour You’ve had breakfast at BCDC! You’ve had nize an Effigy to Burn on Thursday night best Ho Ho Ho spirit and your coolest Santa Heavy metal and hard liquor! Come bang coffee at Barrel of Fun! You’ve been to our at Burning Man. 24 different regions will (or Rabbi, Grinch, Reindeer, Naked Elf, your head to your favorite hair bands at events and danced to (or sang along to) be represented, and DC is one of them. et al) outfit to that part of Nerd Quadrant BCDC! the music spun by our awesome DJs! Now, Come learn about our project, “DC Pyramid with the Ball Pit, not far from the beginning Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp for Sunday only, we join forces for an epic Scheme” and whats involved with mak- of open camping. Get into the mood with Bring: Cup brunch collaboration!! Come for the eggs ing it all happen . Also, we’re looking for some home-infused candy cane vodka (and Event Type: Drink and potatoes at BCDC or to get your morn- Talent and holding auditions for a compel- vodka-less candy canes for the Little Helpers), Event Age: Over 21 ing caffeine fix at BoF. Stay for the 80s vs. 90s ling Televangelist: People will read cue cards, then march to the beat of traditional holiday DJ Battle! BCDC’s DJ Total will be spinning asking to raise funds for the DC C.O.R.E music. Give other camps a chance to sit on the 80s hits, facing off against BoF’s tag-team Project Start Some Good campaign. Included Santa’s lap and tell what they REALLY want. Event Time: 10:00PM DJs playing the 90s jams! will be a velvet pulpit and a green screen. We’ll paint the field Red with Festive Joy! THE PONY BURNS! Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp Location: Camp Contact Location: Back Field Open Camping It’s our pleasure to announce that Bring: Plate, cup Bring: Questions and Fundraising Ability Bring: Holiday garb, foldy chair (optional) this spring’s Pony effigy was built by Event Type: Food Event Type: Educational Camp Buffalo under the direction 10:15 am to 11:15 am Event Age: Open 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm of Bob the Builder. Will there be Offensive or Funny: An Open Mic a surprise? Come watch it burn! Underpants Yoga 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm Comedy Hour Investigation Location: Giant Flaming Pony over there Join us to stretch your asana in your under- Justice League’s Vegetarian/Vegan Pot Luck On the playa, jokes often walk a very fine wear. Break out your sexiest or most play- Justice is served! A cadre of veggie-loving line between funny and offensive. In fact, ful undergarments, or come up with a new Supers have collaborated together to bring a most of the “jokes” on the playa deserve quo- 10:00 pm to 11:00 pm superhero to be! variety of delicious dishes to the Playa! Have tation marks around them. Are they funny? Kinky Tikki Bar’s Green Fairy Hour Location: Camp Contact Bring: Playfulness and Bodies a vegetarian or vegan dish that you would Are the offensive? Are they both? Are they If you’ve never had absinthe before come to love to share? Bring it on by! either? Well, let’s find out. Bring your best/ Event Type: Spiritual the Kinky Tikki Bar and Lounge for absinthe Event Age: Adults only Location: Camp Justice League worst “joke” or “jokes” for this open mic, and hour, the Green Fairy is waiting for you. Bring: Plate, cup, appetite, enough to share be judged. If you don’t have any “joke(s)”, Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki Event Type: Food come over and help us decide if something Why did the Reptilian look for Bring: Cup hives near the inlet? is funny (and should be repeated), or just Event Type: Drink Event Age: Over 21 Because he likes to eat bay-bees.

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10:30 am to 11:30 am bring the tunes to keep you moving all day 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm Sunday Waffles long. We’ll also be cooking up any remaining Obedience Class (for Dogs) Connect The Dots Traditional for many years! Join us in the food and drinking any left over drink. Eat all Are you tired of dog acting all f’ed up n’ Have you ever wondered what your freckles pavilion for whole grain mix waffles. Take the things! Drink all the things! Dance the stuff? Come to ‘Dogs and Fireworks’, and could look like if you connected them? If so the scrapple challenge, too! Please bring your whole time! we’ll show you how to get your stupid mutt come get your dots doodled or create your own plates and utensils! Real maple syrup Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp under control. By the time you leave, your own doodle art on someone else. You never will be available, but bring you own toppings. Bring: Plate, cup dog won’t even poop without a signed per- know what hidden picture’s you posses until Location: Pavillion Event Type: Music mission slip. (We only have one dog, Dogner, you connect the dots! Bring: Utensils, plates and optional toppings and he’s pretty messed up, so you should Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Event Type: Food probably bring your own, or don’t, whatever, Bring: Markers, Body Paint, Your fabulous dots Motion Design’s Acrobatic Yoga we don’t care, you can use Dogner.) Event Type: Art, Crafts 11:00 am to 12:00 pm Acrobatic Yoga focuses on partner acrobat- Location: Dogs and Fireworks 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Must LOVE CATS!! Please SPAY and ics that mostly utilize the feet. Our style Bring: Dogs, Leashes, Whips, Beer NEUTER Cat Walk of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnastics, Event Type: Educational Sexy Court Join those sooper dooper cool cats that have various styles of dance, Acrobalance, Adagio PSA’s and warnings have been issued. During already been spayed or neutered for our first Balance and Icarian Games. This contempo- 2:00 pm to 3:00 pm PDF, Sexy Patrol Officers will be out en ever PDF Cat Walk that will go all around rary sport is very accessible and accommo- Ropey Time force issuing citations for unauthorized use PDF doing Trap/Neuter/Return (TNR) dates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga high- Rope harnesses for suspensions of “Sexy” or Zebra. Violators will be required of all those wild, crazy, feral cats wandering lights the strength, coordination, balance, flex- Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki to appear in Sexy Court, and justice will be around PDF that we all know need to be ibility, and range of motion that the human Event Age: Adults only served (on the rocks). Come to the Public trapped and get fixed only out of pure love body can attain. Partnering can occur in same Hearing to help defend Sexy from overuse 2:00 pm to 4:00 pm of course. The Cat Walk will begin follow- sex and/or coed base and flyer roles. and trademark infringement, and partake in ing Smelly Melly’s most meowing DJ set on Location: Camp Contact Official PDF “Open Relationship some sexy jailhouse rock! stage on Sunday morning. Bring your best Bring: Yoga Mat Discussion” Location: Camp Sexy cat ears, cat costumes, stuffed cats, any and all Event Type: Sport Are you in an “Open Relationship?” Are Bring: Citations, Bribes and Proof of Sexiness you contemplating it? Have you been in one Event Age: Adults only things cat welcome, well, except real live cats 1:00 pm to 2:30 pm that is of course :) before? Are you just curious? Come on out Smug Baby Punching for a two hour facilitated open discussion about 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm Location: Stage Got the Sunday afternoon cranky? Need to Bring: Cat Ears, Cat Costumes, Toy Cats, Traps open relationships. Potential topics include, South of the Atmosphere take out your crankiness in a fun way? Please Event Type: Art Communication, Boundaries, Orientation, Set your burners to overdrive as you come join Mama Mojo in the Second Playa del Jealousy, Living Arrangements, What is an open back past the Karman line for nutrition food 11:00 am to 1:00 pm Fuego Smug Baby Punching event. All are relationship?, Negotiation, Bisexuality, STIs and from below the space border. Including: Tall Santa Visits PDF Again!! welcome. Please do not punch actual cute Safer Sex Protocol, Swinging, Polyamory, BDSM Chili, Fajitas, Rice and Cornbread. Ole. Not just for all the good girls and boys, babies, only those smug, sparkle pony ones as it applies to relationships, NRE, Integration, etc Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe but for all those beyond and between, and who are just, well...smug. Meet in the back Location: Poly Haven / Camp Red Bottom Tribe!) with special prizes for those on the naughty field, at the intersection of Last and Baconne, Bring: If preferred, something to sit on Bring: Bowl or plate and utensil side of the book. Tall Santa will be roaming and we will find all smug babies! (No real Event Type: Educational Event Type: Food through the camp distributing gifts and bad babies will be harmed in this event) Event Age: Adults only 7:30 pm to 8:00 pm jokes, depending on the weather and number Location: Back Field Open Camping Bring: A sense of humor 2:15 pm to 3:45 pm Reading of the Space Log of helpers. No need to give gifts in return, The Space Log (collectively authored by all although cookie and milk alternatives are Event Type: Sport Quizzo Gather your campmates for a game of throughout the weekend) will be read aloud appreciated. 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm for anyone who wishes to hear the final Location: Roaming Quizzo. Battle for the title “Smartest Theme Temptations With Eve Camp” and take home the trophy! product. Guaranteed to be a hilarious tour- 12:00 pm to 6:30 pm Come for a group reading and literary dis- Location: Camp215 de-force. See “ongoing events” for details. Lil’ Burners Birthday cussion/anal..ysis of your favorite steamy Bring: Chair, snacks to share Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe Stop on by MASH Camp and wish our tini- scene selected from sensual smut. We will talk Event Type: Educational Tribe!) est MASHer a Happy 3rd Birthday!!!! Cake about the Ins and Outs of every inch of text 2:30 pm to 3:30 pm 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm sometime throughout the day. Only hugs and and the meanings hidden deep, down inside. Rim Jobs, Knob slobs, Body Shots well wishes accepted!! No presents please. Prizes for the most rousing reading. Seeeee Bunny Noms Social you there! Don some ears and put on your best tail for and Poppy Cock by Slimy Sleva Location: MASH Camp Alcohol kills the germs, right? Let the Slev- Bring: Yourself, hugs and Goodwishes Location: Barrel of Fun some bunny snacks and desserts. Feel free Bring: Your favorite tale of temptation to bring some yumminess to share with the Meister slurp down some Knob like he does 12:00 pm to 8:00 pm Event Type: Art pack! Foxes please be aware no bunnies will best. You pick the orifice, Sleva will do the BCDC All Day Dance Party Event Age: Adults only be on the menu. slurpin’. DJs Sequoia, Synz, Raptorstein, and Total Location: Bunny Forkers Bring: granny panties or tidy whiteys – the dirtier Bring: A plate the better. Event Type: Food Location: Dogs and Fireworks

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8:00 pm to 10:00pm Bunny Forkers Sanctorum on the couches of awesomeness. Sexy Spelling Bee * THEME * Bunny artists, energy workers, chefs, and lov- Those brave enough to test their fate can Join us as we pay tribute to the dedicated CAMPS ers united in peaceful playfulness. We have cast the Dynamic Die of Destiny. Complete buzz killers and the hard work they’ve done fluffy tails, bacon, and...well, what else do the quest - be rewarded with fame, glory, all weekend. Show off your stellar spelling you need? and admiration - or shots. In keeping with skills in our Sexy Spelling Beeee and antici- 50 Shades of Grape A wine bar based on a literary pun of every- our quest to protect the Playa, come choose pate a few surprises on the side... Camp 23 Skidoo! your pecker protection from our plentiful Location: Camp Sexy one’s favorite NYT bestseller Twilight fan- Witches, shamans and that ilk... 6’ pookahs Adults only fiction? What more could you ask for? store of prophylactics - remember folks: wrap always welcome: we glamp econo. it, before you tap it! 4:00am to 7:00am Audio-Feel-Ya!!! Camp Buffalo Camp Lone Rhino The Concert for the Come feel the music!!! O, give me a home! Where the Buffalo People of Upper Dutch Blumpkin You’re always welcome at Camp Lone Balloon Chain Camp roam! That would be us! The Buffaloes Rhino. Swing by for some of mom’s chili Don’t worry folks, we’ve cleared this one have been a part of the PDF community with the Vets and the Buzzkillas! You will be Look up! It’s a long string of Helium bal- and hang around later for a game of musical since Spring 2011. Buffaloes are strong, able to hear us in space! We are going to alt loons that paint the sky with colors and chairs. folk the shit out of the struggle of oppressed lights. Watch the wind make the Balloons proud, majestic creatures. We are a diverse people until the sun comes up!!! Join us dance in the sky. and eclectic herd. Come visit the Buffalo Camp RedBottom afterwards as we attempt to break the porta range. You may be enlightened by the legend Tired of being in control and want to poddie group Blumpkin record! Barrel of Fun of the Great White Buffalo or even catch a experience a power exchange? Visit Camp Location: Stage Barrel of Fun presents The BoF Games! Push rare glimpse in the wee hours of the morn- Redbottom to experience a little restraint Bring: Amplified Mandolin or Ukele your mind, body, and liver to the limit! ing. I Buffalo, you Buffalo, he/she/it buffa- and some friendly bun warming. We’ll be Event Type: Music (LOUD) Birthday Camp loes. We all Buffalo! When walking by please happy to take you on a safe, sane and con- Pony up to the party for fun, games, and greet us by yelling our name, say it loud, say sensual flight into subspace. We’re not aggres- naughty surprises to celebrate Maestros 50th it proud, “BUFFALLLOOOO!” sive, we’re not submissive. We’ll take you to B-day. It’s a cake and candle blow out bash. Camp Contact the limits of your choice, even if we have to * MONDAY * Frosting-on-demand! Show your nips and We are a group committed to exploring set your ass on fire to get you there! our frosters will make you a sweet set of tasty connection in community and between Camp Sexy 12:00 pm pasties on the spot. The best booby prizes individuals. We do this through dance, move- Time To Leave Camp Sexy: the judge and jury of ALL ever! Guys, we’ll gladly frost your beefcake if ment, play, games, and inter-subjective medi- things sexy since 2006 - and this spring, You don’t have to go home, but you can’t you’d rather. Vegan and gluten-free gluttons, stay here. Pack your gear, clean up you moop, tation (We Spaces). We attend many regional wittness the Rise of the Sexy! We are a we’ve got you covered, too! Because leaving burning man events and burning man itself. unique, dynamic and evolving collective of wave, hug, and kiss your goodbyes, and have a anyone out would really frost our ass. If you safe journey! Me, I’m heading for brunch and Camp Fogie creativity who seeks to fill PDF with a wide can’t join ‘em, lick ‘em. a flushing toilet. Camp Fucking Awesome range of interactive endeavors, all hatched on Location: Roaming Breakfast Club Detention Camp We are by the helicopter, and we are fucking a giant pile of pillows. Join us under the new Bring: Nothing--take it all with you. Those naughty kids who hang out in the awesome. Sexy Big Top to get your daytime groove on. 12:00 pm to 8:00 pm back of the school bus have returned! Just Be sure to check out the WWW for all of Memorial Day Beach Party like in everyone’s favorite 80s teen movie, Camp Fuzzy Box our events, including Burlague! Camp Sexy: Don’t have to go home Monday morn- the Breakfast Club Detention Camp proves We have in our possession an art car that is If you don’t think we’re the sexiest camp at ing? LET’S CONTINUE TO PARTY AT that we are all nerds, jocks, princesses and completely covered in fuzz, that people can PDF, clearly you haven’t been drinking - or WOODLAND BEACH. Not the greatest basketcases, and that we really can all get come and caress, enjoy, or pet. We ain’t too participating - enough! shabby ourselves. beach, but it’s less than 10 miles away: free along. Over breakfast! We’ll have random Camp Tasty parking and swimming. No concessions. Bring treats Fri. am, and a real cooked awesome what you need or want. For people who ride Camp Justice League Tasty Food, Tasty Folks - and Tasteless Jokes. meals Saturday and Sunday. Come by after Are you a notorious do-gooder? Do you chairs (or have trouble walking through sand) 10 am to see what’s being served while DJ Camp215 there’s a boat launch. You can get to the water think capes are both fashionable and func- Total spins 80s tunes. Mimosas and more to tional? Have you ever considered wearing Camp215 and the Philly gang returns to without going through sand. DIRECTIONS: PDF for the 26th time! Come on by and Leaving main entrance, turn L, take DE-9 S. drink, too. Leave No Trace: bring your own your underwear over clothes? Do you feel let us entertain you with... The Toll Booth, (Fleming Landing Road turns into Hay Point cup, plate and utensils. Discipline will be naked when you leave your utility belt at Landing Road, both are DE-9) 6.4 miles. distributed to those who don’t (and maybe home? Is there a spotlight with your logo on the Line for the Line, Quentin’s art, Quizzo, Turn L onto DE-6 Woodland Beach Road. even those who do). Check out our random it somewhere? Join us as we fight the injus- Snow Cones, Acrobatic Yoga and Self Follow it 3 miles and park events including Strip Glow Bocce, Fridays’s tices of Monotony, Sobriety and Decency Defense classes. Location: Roaming Midnight Streak, and Monday’s beach run. on the Playa! Or hang out in our Sanctum Bring: A bathing suit and refreshments

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Campzilla! Mahna Mahna treasures of another. We plan to be open for The Dirty Sanchez Campzilla! is a collective of friends who are Mahna Mahna - Do do dododo business 12-5 on Friday and Saturday...pos- As part of Ludo’s Deal With The Devil, The into arts and crafts, smoking meats, and play- sibly other times during the daylight hours, Dusty Swan Public Craic House and Celtic ing games. We’ve created a Godzilla themed MASH Camp too. We encourage supermodel attitudes. Cinema returns to Spring PDF in the guise of MASH Camp is PDFs official First Aid Tent artscape and will be hosting a pigroast. Come Clothing donations encouraged (fabulous The Dirty Sanchez! Corona on Tap! Shots of that is staffed 24 hours a day by medically visit us! only, please!) Tequila! Cheesy Spanish Language/Hispanic trained volunteers. We encourage all camps Movies! Salsa and Chips! And Tacos! Arm and persons to practice radical self-reliance Space Camp (Now with more Vibe Cup O Wrestle a masked Mexican Wrestler for a Cup O returns! Come get yourself caffein- but just in case you put safety third and it Tribe!) Margarita! Slainte!... I mean Salud! ated at any time of the day. Bring Your Own did not quite work out, you need some TLC, You know what’s even better than camping Cup (BYOC) and grab a little jump start know someone that does, or just have a in a field? Camping in SPACE in a field! TIKI before your volunteer shift, aid your morn- question, come to MASH Camp. Come to the camp where the line between The TIKI bar is back! Join us on our lil ing hangover, or add an extra shake to your science and fiction is blurred. Catch some beachy piece of paradise! We will be serv- conclave dance! Stop by and relax in our Poly Haven / Camp Red Bottom tunes or relax in the observation deck of ing some fresh fruit in the mornings. In the We are practitioners of “Open Relationships” Cup O Cafe to grab a bit of shade or cozy Earthwind Inspire-- our recently-landed afternoons, come by for Happy Hour and and “Polyamory” as well as BDSM. This is up by the fire and share ideas over a relaxing space shuttle. We’ll be serving food, decorat- try some dangerously refreshing Jungle Juice an age diverse camp who’s members practice Cup O Java. ing lighters, and playing with legos through- - all while jamming to some island beats. If many different styles of honest relationships out the weekend. Stop by and join us in you want to get ‘lei’d’... Come get freaky at including sexual monogamy. We are orienta- Deadly Muppets making terrible jokes and puns--groaners Camp TIKI! We are experts in hunting and skinning tion diverse and LGBT friendly. Members welcome! Co-author a festival-wide saga fuzzy creatures of all kinds to make sure our who are not practicing Polyamorists or in the space log and then come back on Upper Dutch Blumpkin lounge is soft, comfy and inviting: we are BDSM folk are open relationship tolerant Sunday to hear it read aloud. WE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF the Deadly Muppets! This Spring 2013 we and friendly. Stop out for a chat, to find a UPPER DUTCH BLUMPKIN INVITE are shaking things a little bit by bringing the kindred spirit, to get a spanking at “Camp SPF for PDF YOU TO COME AND LEARN MORE most exciting daytime party bus Playa del RedBottom” or just to say hello. We got yer back! And arms and legs and ABOUT HOW YOU CAN HELP OUR Fuego has experience and a fantastic hula- front! Because going to a burn is awesome, OPPRESSED PEOPLES FREE UPPER sphere... or is it a sphere-amid? Who knows, Prancing Pony but getting one sucks! So come get rubbed DUTCH BLUMPKIN Your neighborhood hole in the wall on the so come on by to find out and experience or do the rubbing. We also have bug stuff in playa. Hang out, pick fun, have a drink and the OTHER side of the Muppets! case you’re getting bitten by creatures other Videogasm enjoy some funky,blue,jazzy,classy,rockin’ than those you were hoping for, and aloe to Check out our offbeat video playlist by night Dogs and Fireworks tunes. soothe your post-burn woes. Also stop by to and body painting set up by day. Wanna Are you tired of the fascist BS that the PDF share camp swag, disjointed conversation and paint? Join in! We’ve got the pro stuff for Board of ‘Directors’ uses to repress us? No Pyramid People you to experiment with. We are the Pyramid People. We like pyra- real hugs. dogs? No fireworks? No screaming con- mids, because pyramids are cool. We camp tests? What’s next? No open flames? No Strawberry Jam Whiskey and Whores Saloon / under a giant purple pyramid, we make pyra- dancing? No paragraphs composed entirely Strawberry Jam is a live music camp dedi- The Pink Elephant mid necklaces, and we play strange games Whiskey and Whores is back !! We’ll have of questions? Let Dogs and Fireworks be cated to creating interpersonal connections with colorful little pyramids. some things you’ve seen before - and maybe your refuge. A safe haven for dogs*, fire- through song, rhythm, lyrics and melody. We some new things...... Also enjoy the fin- works*, dogs with fireworks*, and you*. * Quantum Steep have all the gear you need, but feel free to est games and prizes at The Pink Elephant - not supplied Tea reigns supreme and conversation flows bring your instrument of choice. !! The Pink Elephant is your Silent Disco freely at Camp Quantum Steep. Stop by and Fuck you, I’m a wizard Synesthesiae headquarters for this burn! Stop by and bor- help us keep things easy teasy lemon squeezy. No. Absolutely not. Synesthesiae - A camp dedicated to enter- row a set of headphones to increase your taining all five of your senses. Its All Good Scratch’s Costume Camp musical options throughout the night! BURNTASTIC GEAR AT GIFT Come chill and catch some positive vibes Teapee Wobble Family ECONOMY PRICES!! Unprepared with and energy at It’s All Good. LETS HAVE Teapee is an interactive interdisciplinary art We are the Wobble Family. We are a group appropriate burn attire? Poor newbie. Maybe FUN! HAKUNA MATA!!! installation and theme camp. Herbal tea is of great people that bring art and excitement you’re a seasoned burner that’s 99% fabu- brewed over a campfire where all are invited everywhere we go. Kamp Kinky TIkki lous and just need something to complete to commune and consume, make music and Kink friendly lounge, aerial arts and bondage your look. Whoever you are, visit Scratch’s tell tales. Teapee is a magic hobo jungle. equipment. Rope classes and idea sharing. Costume Camp where one person’s clothes, wigs, and accessories become the fashion

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