THE PUGE ND TRA L THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF PUGET SOUND
VOLUME 96 I ISSUE 20 MAY 2, 2008
best a • :• :.:•:. : ....:•:•:.:•:•:-:-:•:.:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•-• JESSICA BRUCE Clinton said she had spo- pus, a great portion of UPS students, faculty, and staff NEWS EDITOR ken to many college students about educational costs and canceled their normal daily that college education need- plans to see Clinton speak. ndoubtedly the ed to be made more afford- By 8 a.m. on the day of biggest event at able. the event, several hundred UPS this year was Clinton, who was a stu- people stood in line in front U dent of former UPS presi- of the Fieldhouse, waiting in the visit of Democratic presidential candidate Hil- dent Phil Phibbs while at a light rain for the doors to lary Clinton for a town-hall Wellesley College, said she open. Once the doors finally meeting in Peyton Memorial had "heard so many great opened shortly after io a.m., Fieldhouse on Friday, Feb. 8, things about this campus the line wrapped around the in anticipation of the Wash- over the years." entire block and beyond. ington state caucus. Plans for Clinton's visit Around s000 people, in- Addressing a crowd that were finalized the afternoon cluding students, faculty, consisted largely of regis- before her arrival, and the staff and community mem- tered nurses, Clinton pro- campus was notified by e- bers, attended the event, claimed her commitment to mail of Clinton's arrival. The nearly filling the Fieldhouse providing universal access event was not sponsored to capacity. to health care "from day by the university; Clinton's The decision to host Clin- one" of her presidency. She campaign rented the Field- ton's visit came last-minute, also stated her commitment house. after Clinton and chief rival to environmental protec- Professors taught to near Barack Obama remained at tion, mentioning the Puget empty classes that day, and a near tie following votes Sound. the campus buzzed with talk on Super Tuesday. Clinton "We can't do it until we get of Clinton's visit. Whether took 31 percent of the cau- the two oil men out of the supporting Clinton or excit- cus votes, while Obama took White House," Clinton said, ed to see a bona fide presi- 68 percent. to tremendous applause. dential candidate on cam- PROFESSORS TAUGHT TO NEAR -EMPTY CLASSES THAT DAY, is AND THE CAMPUS BUZZED WITH TALK OF CLINTON S VISIT
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