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ays before this past November’s election at “Are you running for something?” she asked. Crist said a cramped deli off Biscayne Boulevard in he wasn’t and laughed, but no one else did. Aventura, a new yellow Camaro glided into Charlie Crist was lying. At the time, he’d been run- the parking lot and hummed to a rest. An ning for governor for weeks, though that fact became DObama 2012 sticker was pasted onto its bumper. The fully clear only this past December, when he completed driver was five hours late. his switch from the Republican to the Democratic But inside Mo’s Bagels, none of the patrons seemed Party and took to Capitol Hill in Washington to exco- New Times Broward-palm B each to care. They crowded around the window, watching. riate Gov. Rick Scott for voter suppression. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH The man stepped out of the convertible wearing Today, with a very powerful friend in resurgent a neon-orange tie. He had Oompa Loompa skin, President Barack Obama and recent polls showing Anderson Cooper hair, and a Keanu Reeves chin. He he’d trounce every other gubernatorial contender — smoothed his eyebrows, lacquered his lips in classic including Scott — Crist couldn’t be more back. What’s Chap Stick, tucked and retucked his blue button-down more, his proclivity for moderation, once a profound to accentuate his size 34 waist, and popped in an weakness that ruined his 2010 U.S. Senate campaign, Altoid. He smiled — a big, goofy one — and in the af- has now made him a rare and dangerous politician ternoon sun, his silver coif glowed like ice. It was — so much so that Crist might eventually achieve more difficult to look at anything else. than a Tallahassee mansion. Perhaps, academics and “Hi, how are you?” the hair asked a tall man at the pollsters contend, he’s heading for a prestigious dip- eatery’s entrance. “I’m Charlie Crist. But call me Char- lomatic post. Or even, with the nation ravenous for lie.” He didn’t wait for a response. He sashayed inside centrality, a spot on a ticket to the White House. and abruptly turned. “Hey,” he said, touching the tall But all of that hinges on how well Crist reintroduces man on the shoulder. The lines around his brown eyes himself to the state’s voters. Rumors that he was gay wrinkled. “Let’s have some fun,” he winked. and hiding it wounded him politically years ago, and Dozens of eyes latched onto the hair. “Hi! My name’s his recent departure from the Republican Party made M J

Charlie!” he said, thrusting a tanned hand at the din- him appear both opportunistic and wishy-washy. Now anuary ONTH er’s swarthy owner, Paul Kruss. a two-month New Times investigation has uncovered

“I already know,” responded Kruss, but before misrepresentations and unseemly facts from the once- XX–M he could say more, Crist was on to the next encoun- and-future candidate’s childhood and young adulthood. 10-J ter: “Hi! My name’s Charlie!” Crist wasn’t a star football player, as he and his father anuary “You got to wonder,” Kruss turned away, muttering, have implied, New Times has found. And perhaps even ONTH “Who is this guy?” more surprising, his father and closest confidant, Dr. XX, 2008 Next, Crist spotted a gray-haired woman slurping Charles Crist, was a segregationist who — despite a kind 16, 2013 matzo ball soup. He nestled in beside her, put his arm heart — resigned abruptly from the Pinellas County around her slight shoulders, and leaned in close — very School Board in 1977 following a controversial tenure. close. He smelled of breath mints and Brut aftershave. Charlie Crist was also a mediocre student and, according He asked if she’d voted yet, and the woman became to his ex-wife, an inept husband who dissolved the mar- briefly confused. There was an awkward moment. riage after only eight months and disappeared. >> p8 77 Florida’s Next Governor from p7 members for playing “racial table tennis.” He “has gone out of [his] way to see that this city For his part, Crist defends his father and becomes a permanent bastion of apartheid,” derides the significance of the questionable the editorial said, adding that he “deserved” claims. Indeed, as he aims to return to promi- an “expression of disgust.” nence, greater obstacles lie ahead. To win, he While the drama saturated the city, Char- must convince voters he is not only truthful but lie entered St. Petersburg High as seemingly also better-suited for the job than Rick Scott. the perfect student. He was handsome, popu- Crist is a gifted politician, with both Clintonian lar, school president, zealous about extracur- browardpalmbeach.com affability and Reagan-like intuition, but even ricular activities — though unfortunately not he might not be able to pull off this next trick. much good at football. He had an arm but Can he make voters forget the past? lacked agility and fumbled too much, recalls teammate Steve LeCroy. The football coach, n a Friday night in late 1973, Charlie Forrest Page, thought he was a “sissy” and Crist, age 17 and floppy-haired, vowed Charlie wouldn’t start.

ts | o N te ts stretched a white number 12 jersey “We didn’t get along,” Crist recalls, but when over his six-foot, 170-pound frame pressed about what happened between Page Oand loped onto a brightly lit sandlot that players and him, he simply responds, “I don’t know.” called the “dust bowl.” His St. Pete High Green His son’s failure at sports made Charles Sr. Devils were about to take on their local rival, extremely unhappy, says Bob Chick, who Dunedin High. wrote for the now-defunct Evening Indepen- While the teams warmed up, Crist’s dad, dent. In the spring of 1972, Chick remembers, Charles, arrived. He was late and angry. Hook- Crist Sr. invited Page to lunch at the St. Pe- nosed and dark-haired, he bulldozed onto the St. Petersburg High tersburg Yacht Club and attempted to bribe

ews | pulp c y | N ews field and up to a young assistant coach named Crist (right) played quarterback for the St. Pete High Green Devils. him with a high-paying school district ad- David Grassman. A school board member of ministrative position. The condition: Page immense local power and respect, Charles had even senior aides weren’t privy. Their closeness spirit that, in part, drove him from the facto- would have to start Charlie. The coach later a hand on his hip and a sharp question, Grass- conjures a comparison to another successful ries of Altoona. Two daughters became edu- described the meeting to Chick, who scrib- man recalls. Why, he asked, wasn’t Gatorade in politician, three separate people close to Charlie cators and the third a radiation oncologist. bled it down for a story in the Independent. the coolers as he’d ordered? Crist say. “There’s an analogy I like to make to “One time I got a D, and all my dad said The reporter even kept his notes, which he Grassman, who was 25 years old and un- Charlie’s father,” Crist’s ex-wife, Mandy Morrow, was, ‘Fix it,’ ” recalls Charlie’s younger sister, recently unearthed. “I knew Page for many ge | Night+ dA

A aware of Dr. Crist’s influence, didn’t like the says. “Joe Kennedy.” Cathy Kennedy, who lives in St. Petersburg. years,” Chick says. “And I never caught him t interruption. He yelled, “If he wants Gatorade And just as the Kennedys were born of Irish “You’re a Crist, and you do the best.” She re- saying one thing when it was really another. in the coolers, let him do it!” But Charles Crist angst and ambition, the Crists sprang from im- members coming home late at night during He wouldn’t lie about this.” did much more than that. The next day, the migrant origins. Their story is rooted in Cyprus, high school to find her father awake in the Over the next year, tension mounted be- doctor dispatched a letter to Grassman’s boss, a small Mediterranean nation split between living room, surrounded by literature, read- tween Crist Sr., who was also the team’s phy- calling him “defiant,” and Grassman was fired Greeks and Turks. In 1912, while the nation was ing an encyclopedia. sician, and the coaches regarding his son’s soon after. falling under British control over the fading And then, of course, there was Charlie. playing time. “His son was getting closer to Soon afterward, Grassman, infuriated and Ottomans, Crist’s grandfather Adam Christo- Charles brought his son everywhere: to local the point of becoming a senior and graduat- confused, approached Charles at a local library. doulou left for America. At age 14, he arrived in high school football games and along the cam- ing,” says David Grassman, the defensive “Why can’t you be a man and talk to me about Altoona, Pennsylvania. paign trail while running for school board in backs coach, during a trial deposition. “And it?” he said. Destitute, Adam shined shoes for $5 per the late 1960s. Crist Sr. recalls teaching his son Dr. Crist seemed to be becoming more and The doctor whirled around, forefinger month and in 1932 fathered Charles Joseph about fiscal responsibility and fairness. “We more involved, interfering with coaches [re- pointed at Grassman, and said, “I am a better Christodoulou. Young Charles abandoned his were always social moderates,” Charles says. garding the] way his son was being handled.” man than you think I am, baby!” native heritage, shortened his name to Crist, “We were never racists or anything.” On one occasion, Crist Sr. called Grassman

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art “Dr. Crist crushed our hopes and dreams,” and never learned Greek. In his 20s, after at- But stories printed in the St. Petersburg while he was teaching and expressed frustra- says Grassman’s wife, Deborah. “This dramati- tending Penn State University, he was accepted Times in the early ’70s cast doubt on that tion. Charlie wasn’t getting the time he cally impacted our lives forever. It was injustice.” to Emory University’s prestigious medical claim. Crist Sr. served on the school board needed to throw, his father said. The coaches More than any other person, Dr. Charles Crist school and graduated in 1960. He married a during desegregation and was perhaps its were coddling the team’s starter, Jerry Lewis. shaped the man who would become Florida’s demure Irish woman, Nancy Lee, and fathered most controversial and vociferous opponent. His son had to play, he informed the coaches governor 35 years later. His own pugnacious run three daughters and Charlie. In 1970 he appealed a Fifth Circuit Court rul- over and over again. at St. Pete politics likely heightened his son’s When Charlie was 4 years old, Charles ing that had found Pinellas County in viola- After Grassman was fired, the team limped ambition and tempered the younger Crist’s dis- Crist took a medical position in St. Petersburg tion of the landmark Brown v. Board of to a 3-7 record while playing both Charlie and position. During Charlie’s time in the governor’s and moved his family into a columned two- Education ruling — all the way to President Jerry. Soon, Page resigned. But in truth, the mansion on North Adams Street, he listened to story home along the bay. Nancy Lee — by all Richard Nixon and the U.S. Supreme Court. coach told buddies at a local jock hangout his father before other advisers. Nearly every accounts a good, decent woman — was in- The plea was ignored. called the Edgewater, the Crists had forced morning — then, as well as now — Charlie Crist tensely shy, and her husband dominated. He In an editorial that year, the St. Petersburg him out. Charles Graham, a close friend of the called his dad for private conversations to which inculcated the children with the same restive Times condemned Crist and two other board coach, says Page blamed the Crists. >> p10

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9 Florida’s Next Governor from p8 Crist graduated from Cumberland in 1981 and later took a job as the general counsel for “Charlie is a sissy,” Graham recalls the coach, Minor League Baseball in St. Pete. A decade who died in 1983, saying that night. “And I later, he was elected to the state Senate and wasn’t going to play him. He wasn’t good began a remarkably seamless ascent through enough for playing time.” state politics. Crist went on to compete at Wake Forest Until he failed at that too. University but foundered there as well and never made varsity, his family says. But in isit with Charlie Crist in his St. Peters- browardpalmbeach.com later years, Crist would often talk of his burg neighborhood along the bay and quarterback days, sometimes glossing over you don’t sense internal conflict or re- that fact. He boasted to New Times that Vir- gret.V There’s only the frenetic energy, good ginia Tech and Rice University recruited grooming, and restraint that got him so high him in high school. His official state Senate so fast. While others schlep about in jeans, bio in the mid-’90s was terse: “Wake Forest he’s wearing a suit and planning big things.

ts | o N te ts The Name Says Everything University, 1974-76: quarterback, football But despite his likability, few people really team” — without mentioning the practice know Charlie Crist. Affability is his shield. WWW.HEMPFACTORY.NET squad. And Crist Sr. says his son “could pass This refrain emerged often among the doz- a mile” and “throw the ball 65 yards.” Even ens of people interviewed for this story: Even 561.367.1636 • 503 NE 20th St during his 2012 Democratic National Con- at extreme moments, like an electoral defeat, Boca Raton vention speech, Crist said, “I used to play he’s almost incapable of melancholy or anger. quarterback right down the road here at “He’s a friend, and open, but he doesn’t share TWO LIGHTS NORTH OF GLADES ROAD ON THE Wake Forest.” with anybody,” says a Tallahassee lobbyist CORNER OF NE 20TH AND FEDERAL HWY. ews | pulp c y | N ews ge | Night+ dA A t | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art

Terrence McCoy Crist; his wife, Carole; and Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz greet fans at a rally in Hollywood.

But Crist’s ex-wife, Mandy Morrow, who close to Crist. “You think you know him, but met him around that time, says, “He was never beneath the surface... I’ve always been sur- good at football, not good in high school, and prised. If you find out, let me know.” not so good in college.” During college, Mor- It’s not a manifestation of fame. He’s al- row and Crist were an inseparable and strik- ways been this way — his father says it goes to ing pair — she blond and fair, he tall and dark his core. When he disagrees with you, rather — attending dances and concerts. than risk confrontation, he becomes either But after the two wed in 1979, following quiet or more jovial. Crist’s transfer to Florida State University In the 1990s during his first state races, it and graduation, their marriage quickly dis- became clear Crist didn’t handle conflict like New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm solved. Everything was an argument, Crist his father. “After Charlie defeated me, all he says. That fall, he drove home from Cumber- would say to me was ‘Good evening, Senator,’ land School of Law in Birmingham, Alabama, or ‘Good afternoon, Senator,’ ” recalls an early filled with anxiety. He kept thinking, No one opponent who asked for anonymity. “Real in my family has ever divorced. He was terri- sappy-sweet... It’s bullshit.”

16, 2013 16, fied what his father would think. When he ar- And bullshit, Crist found, worked well in rived, his sister Cathy didn’t recognize him. the state Senate. Once, in the mid-’90s, he “He didn’t have that smile or confidence,” she hoisted chains above his head in the chamber anuary says. “It really upset me.” to demonstrate his commitment to tying pris- That night, after consulting his father, Crist oners together as they trolled highway ra- 10-J decided to divorce Morrow, Cathy says. He vines for trash. The St. Petersburg Times told his wife the next day; both recall they called chain gangs the “worst idea of 1995,”

anuary spoke once more and never again. Morrow and even the state Department of Corrections J says she didn’t have any warning and soon af- held that chains impeded prisoner work, but ter moved to Dallas. “It came out of nowhere,” Crist netted loads of positive publicity. she recalls. “And then we just lived our lives.” And in 1997, after Florida Power & Light 10 abruptly raised rates, then-Senator Crist gar- always thought it was his womanizing that am deeply committed to persons with dis- true might of the Tea Party, but it was much browardpalmbeach.com nered major props for suing the company. would get him in trouble,” Crist Sr. muses, abilities,” he said a few months later. “I am too late. When he announced his candidacy “These issues gave him great credibility with saying he was impressed how well his son deeply concerned... about our citizens and for U.S. Senate in May 2009, he never saw people who never knew who he was,” says stamped out the ballooning intrigue. Charlie businesses.” Marco Rubio coming. Ron Sachs, former Gov. Lawton Chiles’ com- called the stories “ridiculous” and “com- He anointed himself the “happy warrior” munications director. “Few politicians in pletely false” and just kept on smiling. It and the “people’s governor.” But even then, t dusk, a 20-seat commercial plane Florida’s modern history have been so suc- worked. In 2006, voters deposited him in the there were traces of his political demise. bound for Tampa rumbles to life on a cessful in reading the public mood.” governor’s mansion. Extreme conservatives hated Crist for his Tallahassee tarmac. Mike Fasano, a However, he misread the mood that year Immediately, his approval ratings soared. moderation. First, he appointed centrists RepublicanA state senator from Tampa, peers when he abandoned the state Senate for a run Unlike his successor, Rick Scott, Crist Jorge Labarga and James Perry to the state out the window, wondering what’s taking so at U.S. Congress. The immensely popular Bob caused little controversy. He backed teach- Supreme Court. Next, he accepted $13.3 bil- long. The flight is an hour late for takeoff. Or- | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s Graham crushed him by 26 points. Two years ers and cops and was the first Republican lion in federal stimulus. And then there was dinarily they’d already be circling Tampa. later, Crist rebounded and was elected educa- governor to accept an invitation to the state’s The Hug. More a quickie man-bump than a But this isn’t an ordinary flight. tion commissioner. But Gov. Jeb Bush ig- NAACP conference. full embrace, Crist clasped Barack Obama in It is 2010, and then-Gov. Charlie Crist, nored Crist and appointed his own secretary In 2008, he married divorcée Carole February 2009 after he accepted the federal the last passenger, ducks aboard. He takes a of education, leaving Crist without power or Rome. He was pro-choice, then pro-life, and bailout, and Republicans, quite simply, lost seat near Fasano, and over the engine’s rat- influence. The decision didn’t appear to then pro-choice again. “I’m deeply commit- their minds. tle, the two angular, white-haired men begin bother Crist, who posted more than 100 pic- ted to the Everglades ecosystem,” he said. “I The governor eventually recognized the to talk. Crist says he’s considering ve- >> p12 tures of himself on his education website and raised cash for a run at attorney general — though he’d failed the state bar twice. In 2002, he became Florida’s attorney general and was soon sucked into the drama of Terri Schiavo, who had been left in a vegeta- tive state after a heart attack. While conservatives bellowed for her right to life, Crist declined to intervene, leaving it to the courts to decide whether her feeding tube should be removed. Crist’s inaction was one of the greatest controversies of his tenure. At the time, he was overly concerned with tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C the next office, remembers Jackie Dowd, a tall, gray-haired lawyer who worked under Crist. “I never saw an attorney,” she says. “I saw a guy running for governor.” (Crist announced his run May 8, 2005.) Dowd recalls the exact moment she came to that realization. It was a Monday morning in early 2003 after she’d trudged into a tele- conference with Crist. She updated him on a lengthy investigation involving Lou Pearl- man, the mastermind behind the Backstreet Boys and ’N Sync. Pearlman, she said, had scammed aspiring models by charging them thousands of dollars to upload their pictures to an unknown website. Dowd had more

leads, she told Crist, but he expressed no in- New Times Broward-palm B each terest. “I don’t know why I knew it, but I just did,” she says. “The case was dead.” Later, dozens of Pearlman’s victims involved in a separate Ponzi scheme sued Crist and the state for negligence in investigating the con man, whose political and business ties spanned Florida. The lawsuit alleged Pearlman had pumped more than $11,000 into Crist’s gubernatorial campaign, and the then-attorney general had flown in Pearl- man’s private jets and sat in his sporting sky- boxes. The U.S. District Court in Tampa dismissed the complaint, citing the state’s sovereign immunity. Not even those allegations could slow Crist’s ascent. Then came the rumors he was a closeted homosexual, a potentially serious J issue for a Republican in Florida. It threat- anuary ened to destroy him in the weeks before the 2006 gubernatorial election. 10-J Jason Wetherington, a 21-year-old Repub- lican staffer, had told several friends at sepa- anuary rate social functions that August that he’d had sex with Crist. Wetherington had also told friends that another man, Bruce Carlton Jor- 16, 2013 dan, had slept with Crist. These stories — never corroborated but widely discussed on blogs, as well as in the St. Petersburg Times, in the New York Times, and on NBC — deeply wounded Crist’s family. “I 11 Florida’s Next Governor from p11 cent of the vote. Rubio took half of the voters. And Democrat Kendrick Meek toing a bill that would eliminate teacher ten- limped in with 20 percent. “Charlie learned ure. Fasano supports the measure and then you can’t win a statewide election as an cautions Crist. “If you veto this bill,” he independent,” his father says. warns, “you’ll have to switch parties.” But even in that failed bid lay seeds of Days later, Crist issued the veto. But the something remarkable. Crist had discovered brief discussion was emblematic of the grow- a new coalition of voters. Roughly 90 percent ing schism between the governor and Repub- of conservatives rejected him, but he’d found browardpalmbeach.com licans. “Charlie’s a nice guy,” Fasano says. support among half of the state’s liberals. And “His decisions were based on what he truly he attracted more moderates than anyone believed in.” else in the race. He’d accomplished this feat At first, following his marriage to Carole without party money or support. Rome and his bipartisan support as governor, The loss, though crushing, had posi- Crist’s campaign had the look of a juggernaut. tioned him for a comeback. But first he’d

ts | o N te ts His presumptive predecessor, whom Crist have to survive several years out of public had tapped to keep the Senate seat warm, was office — years that would mark some of the longtime aide George LeMieux. And he led strangest of his life. former state House speaker Marco Rubio in the Republican primary by 30 points. ou’re a piece of garbage!” a broad, Then something unusual happened. Crist wavy-haired New Yorker recalls bel- lost his touch. This was recessionary America, lowing at Crist and his wife. They were and he failed to channel its passions and vitriol. inY Manhattan, weeks after the governor had He shrank before conservatives. “My advisers left Tallahassee in 2011. Todd Rome, Carole ews | pulp c y | N ews said, ‘They’re angry,’ ” Crist recalls. “ ‘You need Crist’s ex-husband and a millionaire travel to be angry too.’ But I’m not an angry guy.” baron, remembers departing an Upper East By August 2009, long before that meeting on Side bakery, clutching a box of cupcakes for his the plane in Tallahassee, Fasano and other Re- daughter’s birthday, when he spotted them. publican kingmakers were convinced Crist Rome, CEO of Blue Star Jets in New York, would lose. It wasn’t the poll numbers; there, lost it. Carole, he explains, had moved to Flor- Terrence McCoy

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t greeted the governor with ambivalence at the age daughters, Jessica and Skylar. She hadn’t Crist stumped for Obama leading up to the 2012 election. state GOP’s annual dinner in Orlando. “When returned any of their letters, texts, phone Charlie used to be in a roomful of Republicans, calls — nothing, he says. She simply dissolved phasize the ex-governor’s courtroom acu- shocked the good conscience of all courtroom he was the rock star,” Fasano says. “But that into the Florida ether with Crist. men. “Charlie Crist is not a minder or a observers and drew genuine tears of pain,” he night, the applause he got was, well, polite, not For a moment, in front of that cupcake grinder,” says Morgan, a prolific Democratic told the Post. rock star. I knew then there was a problem.” shop on 57th Street, they all looked at each Party fundraiser. “He’s a finder. He makes But hiccups have never derailed Crist. And And then images of The Hug splashed other, unsure. Then, Rome says, the couple friends. If you go to a ballgame with him, he’ll they didn’t this time. His moment arrived this across TV sets statewide. Rubio’s onslaught immediately fled in separate directions. So distribute 200 business cards. What he likes, past August when the Democrats invited him was relentless. “You just don’t get it,” Rubio Rome threw down his cupcakes and bolted he does. He meets clients.” to deliver an address at their national conven- told Crist in a heated March debate. “This after the former governor, yelling, “You have Crist also likes acting. Soon after taking tion. Then he stumped all over the nation for campaign is... about trust. And who do you no balls! You’re a lowlife! Why won’t you stop the job, he released commercials, some of Barack Obama. trust to go to Washington and stand up to and confront me?” which bear no relevance to personal-injury The president took notice. Less than 48 Barack Obama?” Crist, Rome says, evaded the confronta- litigation. In one, he exalts the sacrifice of our hours after he was re-elected, amid the par- The primary battle soon assumed national tion by disappearing into a subway tunnel. “unsung heroes”: police and correctional offi- ties, Benghazi controversy, and fiscal cliff ap- | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art significance. Rubio, a conservative Cuban- “He’s a piece of shit,” says Rome, who has cers. In another, he lionizes one more key oplexy, Obama found time to call Crist on his American from Miami, came to represent the since remarried. “My kids were in the way of constituency: “Teachers are overworked, un- cell in St. Petersburg. While Crist adopts a Tea Party’s rise. Crist led the feckless estab- their lifestyle, and Charlie has never had a derpaid, and, for some reason, never fully ap- nonchalant attitude when telling this story, lishment. Out-of-state contributions gushed child, so he doesn’t want them. He married a preciated,” says Crist, looking earnest. “To the conversation was anything but ordinary. into Rubio’s coffers, nullifying the governor’s woman with two children and then walked our teachers, you have our deepest gratitude. He might be the only Florida politician to fundraising advantage. Rubio netted away. A people person? He’s a piece of shit.” Thank a teacher.” have received such attention. $250,000 from Karl Rove’s super PAC alone. (Carole Crist declined to be interviewed Next came the billboards, dozens of them “He said, ‘Thank you for all of your work.’ Crist needed a game change. He began for this story, and no impartial source has along Florida’s Turnpike and elsewhere, He expressed frustration over the problems thinking of leaving the Republican Party, ad- criticized her parenting. Charlie Crist said, showing a beaming Crist reminding the pub- we had with early voting and asked whether visers said, while assuring everyone in his “I’m not going to comment about my wife’s lic, among other things, not to text and drive. there was anything I could do about it.” party and the media that he wouldn’t. ex-husband.”) The job has allowed Crist to retain his ce- Crist said there was, and it was clear what In late April that year, the state capitol But outside of this unscripted encounter, lebrity while stitching together a nascent net- he meant. halls pulsed with gossip. Alex Villalobos, a Crist’s life was coalescing around a grand re- work of fundraisers. “If C harlie runs for lobbyist, friend of Crist’s, and former legisla- turn to the spotlight. It began immediately af- governor,” Morgan says, “I’ll be extremely ac- t exactly 6 o’clock on a Wednesday tor who had his own issues with the Republi- ter his concession to Rubio. Crist emerged tive in fundraising for him.” morning this past November, Crist, can Party, had just walked across the Senate from the tony Vinoy Renaissance Resort in St. His fame, though, sometimes lures un- clutching a small white towel, steps New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm floor. “Turncoat,” one voice sounded. “Trai- Petersburg seemingly unfazed. Reporters wanted attention. In December 2011 at a New intoA an elevator at his St. Pete apartment build- tor,” said another. hounded him. Everyone wanted to know York Supreme Court hearing, Todd Rome ing. He’s clad in light-blue pleated shorts, a yel- Villalobos grabbed a legislator. “What hap- what he would do, but Crist was coy as usual. chanted at him: “Big dick. You’re a big dick. low T-shirt, and teal flip-flops. He is shaved pened?” he asked. Mike Fasano said he thought Crist was fin- Big dick.” and showered, and the elevator is heavy with “Haven’t you heard?” came the answer. ished. Several other attendants at that party Rome had sued his ex, Carole, for aban- the smell of Brut. Crist has a gym date.

16, 2013 16, “Charlie’s now an independent.” said he’d form a political action committee to doning their children. He claimed she’d been The elevator ascends to the top floor, and Villalobos climbed the steps to Crist’s of- help moderate candidates. The Tampa Bay contractually bound to provide child support the ex-governor gets down to business. But fice. The rumors, the governor said, were Times suggested he’d run for U.S. Congress. and emotional care for their children, and even at the workout’s zenith, after he has anuary true. He’d abandoned the party. But in that All, in fact, were wrong. she’d reneged. New York Supreme Court bench-pressed 170 pounds and worked his tri- moment, Crist was strangely energized. His Three days after he left office, Crist en- Judge Matthew Cooper, however, disagreed. ceps on the pulley machine, he doesn’t sweat. 10-J campaign for Senate was collapsing, but he listed with the mega-personal-injury law “I can’t make her visit her children,” he said, His face’s bronzed sheen gives way to an angry didn’t show it. The two men embraced, and firm, Morgan & Morgan. Managing partner according to the New York Post. red, but not one bead of perspiration appears.

anuary Villalobos walked out knowing Crist was John Morgan was optimistic. “He is going to Afterward, Mark Heller, Rome’s celebrity After putting in 15 minutes of weight work, J likely finished. try cases,” Morgan said in 2011. “I think he’d lawyer, laid it on thick for reporters. “Mrs. Crist lowers himself into the rooftop heated For all of his appeal and fame, on Novem- do pretty good in front of a jury in Florida.” Crist’s purported heartless disconnect from swimming pool. Then he crawls back and forth, ber 2 that year, Crist received only 30 per- These days, however, Morgan doesn’t em- both her devastated teenage daughters... back and forth, 15 seconds off, 45 sec- >> p14 12 browardpalmbeach.com THE TOP 9 REASONS NOT TO SETTLE FOR U-VERSE | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s

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16, 2013 16, is in a side compartment — the album Time and Tide, by Polish jazz singer Basia. Crist is talking about his political evolu- anuary tion. “You know, people say all the time that you plan this or you plan that to get some- 10-J where,” he says, steering the vehicle onto I-275. “But for me, none of it was planned. It

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ops — by hosting s’mores night. Ways to Paint, Craft, Update & Show Your Home ing later in 2013. mor make. 10-J Every Thursday — during winter — YOLO Some Love. The book, based off their wildly suc- Andrew Dice Clay performs at 8 and The Young At Art Museum, located at 751 anuary holds its weekly s’mores night from 6 to 9 on the cessful blog Young House Love, explores bud- 10:30 p.m. Friday, 7 and 9:45 p.m. Saturday, SW 121st Ave. in Davie, is having its annual ONTH patio. For $8, guests get to pretend they’re get-friendly projects both big and small. and 7 p.m. Sunday. All standup perfor- multimedia and interactive art exhibition and XX, 2008

camping by roasting their own little custom The book talk and signing is 6 to 7 p.m. mances are at Palm Beach Improv, located fundraising raffle. There will be craft beer 16, 2013 marshmallow sandwiches — the restaurant Thursday inside Books & Books in the Mu- at 550 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 250, in West there, for pairing that with the right cheese is sets up a banquet table with multiple accouter- seum of Art|Fort Lauderdale, located at 1 E. Palm Beach. Tickets cost $35 each, and an art of its own. Various other art activities ment options. Prefer to drink your dessert? If Las Olas Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale. There’s no there is a two-drink minimum for the include ceramics and recording sessions. so, there are options for you too. The spot offers cost to attend. A copy of the book can be pre- 21-and-older show. Call 561-833-1812, or There will also be cocktails and hors multiple specialized drink choices, including purchased for $25.95. Call 954-262-0255, or visit palmbeachimprov.com. d’oeuvres placed throughout the museum. s’mores martinis and a number of hot adult visit booksandbooks.com. TRICIA WOOLFENDEN TRICIA WOOLFENDEN The event takes place on Friday from 7:30 to 1515 11 p.m. Tickets cost $35. Call 954-424-0085, open to the public. Esplanade Park is located at or visit youngatartmuseum.org. TANA VELEN 400 SW Second St. in downtown Fort Lauder- Oshogatsu, Mr. Roboto. dale. Visit goriverwalk.com. SARA VENTIERA SAT 1/12 ▼ RUN/WALK BOTTOMS UP! ▼ FOOD + DRINK Give your new year’s fitness routine a little kick in the ass with Saturday’s gut-busting Tap browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com STICK TO THE ’N’ Run. Relax, Prefontaine: This isn’t a race so much as an excuse to don a crazy costume and SEE-FOOD DIET leisurely jog among the four beer-chugging It’s almost a couple of weeks into 2013. And we stations set up along the route. Form a themed bet the novelty of your new year’s diet resolu- team, or strap on the sparkle hot pants for a tion has already worn off. If so, you’re not solo run: The important thing is to have fun

ontents | ontents alone. Here’s your chance to stuff your face, yet while doing it. Awards will be given in flippant again, at the second-annual Riverwalk Stone categories like best ’stache and best belcher. Crab and Seafood Festival on Saturday. The Tap ’N’ Run 4K race begins at 2 p.m. Sat- From 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., ten to 15 restaurants urday. The starting and finishing lines are lo- will serve up seafood — and nonseafood — cated at SW Third Avenue and SW Second dishes in Riverwalk’s Esplanade Park. Each Street in Fort Lauderdale. Spectators can line one will feature at least one dish for less than up along Riverwalk South and North or near five bucks — to maximize your diet-cheating the starting line. An afterparty will be held at ▼ MUSEUM Tuesdays through Saturdays from 10 a.m. to 5 experience. Live music and family-friendly ac- America’s Backyard, located at 100 SW Third p.m. Call 561-471-2901, or visit palmbeachcul- tivities, including a hermit crab race, waitress Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. The cost to participate GET INTO THE GROOVE ture.com. CHRISSIE FERGUSON competition, and cakewalk, will be featured to is $52, and registration closes at midnight keep the little ones entertained while you hit Thursday. You must be 21 or older. Call 866- WITH ART ON THE MOVE up the multiple bars. The event is free and 611-2526, or visit tapnrun.com. TRICIA WOOLFENDEN Studies show that the average person spends less than five seconds viewing modern art in a SUN 1/13 gallery. But fans of the kinetic artwork created ▼ FOOD + DRINK news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day by internationally renowned artists Ralfonso A

t and Cork Marcheschi,would beg to differ. For decades, Ralfonso and Cork have RING IN THE wowed viewers with their moving art dis- plays. Ralfonso focuses on light and sound NEW YEAR — AGAIN sculptures that move with the environment, Either you’re still buzzing with excitement such as wind and water. Cork uses his expan- about your awesome New Year’s celebration sive knowledge of electricity to create illumi- or you need a redo of a terrible night. Either nated and electric masterpieces. way, we’ve got you covered. This Sunday, Enjoy a special sneak peek of the artists’ the Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens creations at a preview exhibition, titled “Kinetic is hosting Oshogatsu, the Japanese New Year Art.” The exhibit opens Saturday and runs till celebration. February 2 in the Cultural Council of Palm From 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., the museum will Beach County’s Lawrence A. Sanders Foun- feature an array of Japanese activities to

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art dation Gallery, located at 601 Lake Ave. in celebrate the year of the snake: Shishimai | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Lake Worth. “Kinetic Art” is a preview of the (the Lion Dance to taiko drums), musical upcoming 2013 International Kinetic Art Ex- performances, Oshogatsu lectures, story- Delicious hibit and Symposium, which will take place telling, calligraphy workshops, Mochitsuki athletes. in Boynton Beach in February. (a rice pounding ceremony), and Sado (a The exhibit is free and open to the public traditional Japanese tea ceremony). Food New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW 16, 2013 16, XX, 2012 XX, ONTH anuary 10-J XX–M anuary ONTH J M

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▼ FESTIVAL Ahhhhhh... ART OUTDOORS Can’t afford to hire an art broker to fill that new apartment with conversation starters and head scratchers? Hit the pavement and do the work yourself at this weekend’s 26th- THE SPA at annual Boca Fest Arts Festival. The long-run- A CENTER FOR ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE ning show will feature more than 150 40 Fairway Drive • Deerﬁ eld Beach exhibitors, with everything from large-scale 954.428.6999 sculpture to fine jewelry and photography. www.TheSpaforAlternativeMedicine.com Whether you’re in the market to buy or just browsing, the festival will feature a wide variety of styles to explore. The event attracts artists from all over the country, lured by Boca’s famously affluent clientele. The Boca Fest Arts Festival is 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. The festival is held WEIGHT LOSS at the Shops at Boca Center, located at 5250 phy sician supervised Town Center Circle in Boca Raton. Admis- sion to the festival is free. Call 561-746-6615, or visit artfestival.com. TRICIA WOOLFENDEN APPETITE ▼ OPEN HOUSE SUPPRESSANTS GARAGE PARTY In December, the Arts Garage in Delray Beach learned it had received not only a coveted FREE Knight Foundation arts grant but also the first-ever Knight Foundation People’s CONSULTATION Choice Award. For a theater less than 2 years old, it was a momentous accomplishment. The People’s Choice grant money comes | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Robert B. Bell, D.O. NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART free and clear, but the traditional Knight grant requires the organization to raise •••(954) 527-4500••• matching funds. It’s managed to get about halfway there in the first month, but it still 400 SE 12th St. (Davie Blvd.) Ste. A, Fort Lauderdale has a ways to go. So, to spread the good word about the Arts www.ableweightloss.com Garage and all the jazz, singing, and theater it has to offer, there will be an open house this Sunday. From noon to 3:30 p.m. at the Arts TEXT BROFILM TO 61721 Garage will be an open house for the Per- forming Arts Academy, which offers dramatic “… instructions to local students. The academy’s band, the Grease Monkeys, will perform at 5 YOU p.m. The event showcasing the wider performances of the Arts Garage will present jazz AIN’T

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▼ Art Double Whammy Exhibits of Annie Leibovitz pics and African diaspora artists are worth a trek to the Norton. | Contents | pulp | news |

BY MICHELLE WEINBERG Whitney Museum in New York. Lorna Simp- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | son is a remarkable artist who uses photogra- t’s called “Say It Loud,” but this exhibition phy, video, text, and installation to present of art by African and African-American conceptual narratives about being female and artists in the Norton Museum’s collection black and who could be added to my wish list, speaks in a more subdued voice than its as well as Robert Colescott, who died in 2009 title suggests. Borrowing James Brown’s — a deft painter who satirized American I1968 lyric of black empowerment, “Say it loud/ myths. Contemporary black artists at the top I’m black and I’m proud,” the Norton takes of their game are too numerous to mention, some overdue steps toward sharing the many but Mark Bradford, one of the best painters contributions made by black artists to the mod- working today, is represented here by a small ern and contemporary visual art scene. portfolio of prints. The Norton should ac-

Wall text in the gallery by curator Cheryl quire a large work by Bradford, who converts n ight+Day | Brutvan pledges the museum’s “renewed em- cheap paper advertising posters from his phasis on diversity,” which bodes well for one community in South Central Los Angeles into of Florida’s premier museums. The Norton is sweeping topographies. one of the few places in Florida for the public Perhaps Florida in the 21st Century can to view a Picasso, Braque, or Matisse. Collec- become another fertile territory for African- s

tors who retire to Palm Beach and donate American art production and dissemination. tage works to the Norton may be a little slow to rec- For quiet Palm Beach County, the Norton of- ognize the impact of game-changing works by fers up some enviable programming. On Jan-

artists from the African diaspora, who have uary 16, there’s a gallery talk on the topic of | Art | Film | clearly been sharing center stage in the larger photographer Gordon Parks’ version of American art scene for many years. This exhi- American Gothic, and on January 20, Ring- bition starts the Norton on the right path. gold speaks. “Say It Loud” presents works by more But the big draw will be the Norton’s next than 20 artists that span many decades and opening — by celebrated photographer Annie Faith Ringgold media. Each individual work is just a snap- Leibovitz. The museum acquired 39 images D ish | shot, a mere glimpse into the career of an art- Some of the works, like this from Faith Ringgold, narrate the experiences of black women. from the power photographer, whose own ist who may have undergone many harrowing career exploits are as risky and

evolutions. Some wonderful artists are repre- North. His Man With Flowers is a complex techniques to narrate the experiences of daring as some of her celebrated photo shoots m usi C | sented here, and hopefully viewers will leave formal arrangement of flat patterns, incorpo- black women. The legacy of slavery and its for American Express, Disney, and Vanity inspired to investigate the complete works rating his trademark wood-grain motif and subsequent chapter of black domesticity is Fair magazine. and career twists of some of them. depictions of the humble tools of the wood- ripe territory for contemporary artists like Since the start of her career in the 1970s at The timeline of “Say It Loud” begins early worker that communicates the poignancy of Kara Walker and Wille Cole, both of whose Rolling Stone magazine, Leibovitz has chroni- New Times Broward-palm B each in the 20th Century, during the Harlem Re- works in a variety of media, from sculpture cled American culture heroes in brash ways NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH naissance in New York. James Van Der Zee and installation to wall murals and animation, that emphasize their idiosyncrasies, their opened Guarantee Photo Studio there around ARTISTS FROM THE AFRICAN deliberately use ambivalence about slavery to vulnerability, and their sexuality — she gave 1918 and captured the emerging black middle DIASPORA HAVE CLEARLY BEEN destabilize viewers, implicating all of us in celebrity a whole new look. Portraits of icons class. The three works on display by Van Der SHARING CENTER STAGE IN THE history’s sad episodes. like Tom Cruise, Patti Smith, Mikhail Barysh- Zee document the storefront of one of his The life cycle of cloth — from design to sew- nikov, Brad Pitt, the Reverend Al Sharpton, first photo studios from 1915 and some smil- LARGER AMERICAN ART SCENE ing and quilting through ironing and patching L’il Kim, and Sean Combs captured the confi- ing Harlem personalities immortalized by his FOR MANY YEARS. — is the source of a rich artistic vocabulary for dence of the ’90s and 2000s with bold colors lens. Gordon Parks, another gifted photogra- many artists in the exhibition. Jonathan Green and dramatic lighting. pher, landed in Harlem as well. Despite en- wildflowers grasped in the hands of a man in depicts laundresses; Sam Gilliam’s abstractions Leibovitz’s personal financial career expe- countering discrimination, Parks went on to worker’s coveralls. incorporate quilt fragments; Yinka Shonibare rienced a catastrophic nosedive as her star as- photograph for Vogue and Life magazines for Thompson, active in the 1950s and early and Mary Sibande make life-sized manne- cended and she overspent on lavish photo many years. See his “United States Gothic” 1960s New York art scene, was a painter of quins; and most spectacularly, Nick Cave (the shoots, travel, and ill-advised real estate in- from 1946 and several other works that cap- lush figurative scenes. He participated in Chicago artist, not the Australian singer)has ef- vestments. With retrospectives at the Brook- ture the changes occurring in post-World some of the earliest “happenings” in New fectively invented his own art form with lyn Museum and the National Portrait War II America. These two elder statesmen York: live performance, often in gallery “soundsuits” — sculptures that are costumes Gallery, a long relationship with cultural broke many barriers to become beloved spaces — precursors to the performance art for dancers and, at the same time, function as critic Susan Sontag, and a saga of financial M

American artists. of today. Thompson hobnobbed with New musical instruments. crisis that involves figures of more than $20 J ONTH Some artists who were early to digest York jazz musicians such as Charlie Haden The artists from abroad relate a different million, this is a photographer’s life and work anuary

modernist trends in European and American and Ornette Coleman while translating tradition from the American contingent in that is like no other. The Annie Leibovitz XX–M

painting were Charles Henry Alston, Jacob themes of European master painters in a “Say It Loud.” The exquisitely crafted photo- show opens January 17. 10-J Lawrence, and Bob Thompson. As the center bold, uniquely American manner. His Bac- graphs of Malick Sidibe from Mali and J.D. ONTH of modern art moved from Paris to New York, chanal from 1963 shows multicolored figures ‘Okhai Ojeikere from Nigeria hint at the [email protected] anuary Alston crafted elegant biomorphic abstrac- cavorting in a landscape whose composition power of physical beauty and style to confer tions on canvas while both supervising and is lifted from classical Roman painting. social status. XX, 2008 “Say It Loud” 16, 2013 painting murals for the Works Progress Ad- These early artists set the stage for the ex- As good a primer as this show is, there are Presented through March 3 at the Norton ministration’s ambitious program of public plosive art and cultural events of the 1960s some notable omissions. Works by Kerry Museum of Art ,1451 S. Olive Ave., West Palm art. Lawrence was a student of Alston’s in and beyond. Al Loving and Sam Gilliam James Marshall and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Beach. Call 561-832-5196, or visit norton.org. Harlem, and he meshed his own ideas about moved in the direction of lyrical and geomet- two influential artists, are absent. Painter Annie Leibovitz “dynamic cubism” with the American narra- ric abstraction. Faith Ringgold and Betye Saar Alma Thomas died in 1978, but not before ex- Presented January 17 through June 9 tive of black migration from the South to the use quilting, collage, and other handmade hibiting her color field abstractions at the at the Norton Museum of Art. 1919 ▼ Film Nothing to See Here browardpalmbeach.com

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BY NICK PINKERTON man’s book of the same name, which re- counts the extralegal historical exploits of riginally slated to open in Sep- actual sergeants O’Mara and Wooters beside tember, Gangster Squad was a breezy history of L.A. law and order, is the

ts | o N te ts delayed when the movie-the- basis for Will Beall’s screenplay. Contributing ater shooting in Aurora, Colo- a few savory bits of hard-boiled gristle (“This rado, suddenly made a scene of cop came outta nowhere, like an early frost”), Ogunfire in Grauman’s Chinese Theatre “inap- Beall also brings propriate.” Four months later, a turn in the with him the irre- film’s plot that relies on gunning down an ad- GANGSTER sistible backstory olescent risks recalling Newtown, but the SQUAD CAROMS of having been a proximity of horrible headlines scarcely mat- FROM CRIME TO former homicide ters — released on any day of any calendar detective in the ews | pulp c y | N ews year, Gangster Squad would be a crime RETALIATION, LAPD and the at- against cinematic sensibility. FROM tendant claim to As Gangster Squad opens, boss Mickey Co- TOMMY-GUN insider realism. hen (Sean Penn), well on his way to establish- ASSASSINATION It’s obvious,

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t Angeles Police Department Sgt. John O’Mara experience with (Josh Brolin), an ex-commando turned su- other movies, percop, introduced in merciless but futile ac- particularly the previous generation of revi- tion against Cohen’s agents — O’Mara’s sionist period crime dramas, films like Brian efforts are stymied by crook-coddling legal De Palma’s 1987 The Untouchables, which malarkey like arrest warrants. Naturally, Gangster Squad’s plot hews close to, and Cur- then, he’s eager to ditch the badge and step tis Hanson’s 1997 L.A. Confidential. Unlike outside the law when Chief Parker (Nick Hanson’s film, which had a shoe-leather real- Nolte) offers him the chance to put together ism, Gangster Squad looks as if all its details — an unofficial unit to bust up Cohen’s rackets. each shiny Packard and bottle of Orange Nehi The team includes Robert Patrick as a — have been scrupulously “placed,” still six-shooter-packing Old West holdover and Wilson Webb warm from the art department, while pan- Anthony Mackie and Michael Peña as to- “Hey girl, you should see my new movie.” oramic shots recall no terrestrial city so much kenized black and Hispanic ambassadors. as the virtual environments of Rockstar | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish The only one given a story line to himself is you remind me of the difference between us to retaliation, from Tommy-gun assassination Games’ L.A. Noire. Ryan Gosling’s Sgt. Jerry Wooters, who has and them?” the vigilante squad’s techie, to heroin-shipment rundown, from a power Nolte’s Chief Parker insists there’s a “war been keeping his sense of duty catatonic played by Giovanni Ribisi, pauses to ask Bro- drill through the head to a pistol whipping, for the soul” of this Los Angeles, but it’s just with drink and women — his shiftless char- lin, who’s later called to muse that, given his each fresh bloodletting hyped by Steve a neon haze of pixels — while the lazy, trashy acter is established in watching him work strong-arm tactics, he “might as well be Jablonsky’s score or peppy period tunes Gangster Squad is damning physical evi- the floor at nightclub Slapsy Maxie’s, in one Mickey Cohen.” This is meant to pass for counterpoised for ironic effect. In reducing dence that the war for the soul of Hollywood of the tracking shots that are director Ruben moral-gray-area thematic complexity, the great themes of the Warner Bros. crime- is in a bad way. Fleischer’s equivalent of a child’s “Look at though in practice, it only helps Gangster film legacy to so many bases to be rounded, me!” headstands. Squad be simultaneously tawdry and blandly Gangster Squad desecrates the symbols of the [email protected] Wooters takes up with Cohen’s arm candy, apologetic about it. movies it alleges to homage, in the process who’s granted no additional depth by Emma All of the usual cop-opera conceits — making a once-great language banal. Gangster Squad Stone; this gives Gosling occasion to ply his “duty,” “badge of honor,” “fraternity” — will Other words long ago stripped by the mov- Starring Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Nick Nolte, Anthony shy-heartthrob trade, the swollen-cheeked, be trotted out, but it’s only the pummeling vi- ies of whatever meaning they had — “In- Mackie, Michael Peña, and Robert Patrick. sheepish little boy champing to show off his olence that stirs Fleischer’s interest. With lit- spired by a True Story” — open Gangster Directed by Ruben Fleischer. Written by cantaloupe biceps. It would be the film’s silli- tle pause, Gangster Squad caroms from crime Squad. Los Angeles Times writer Paul Lieber- Will Beall. Rated R. 113 minutes.

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW est performance were it not for Penn donning New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm a pound of putty to play Cohen. The makeup department’s approximation of an ex-boxer’s smushed mug makes him something like a ▼ NEW IN FILM hind bars, Rust and Bone encompasses man, occurs during her orca-choreographed routine Dick Tracy villain, and Penn’s hammy Cohen woman, child — even animal — in peril, bleeding to Katy Perry’s “Firework”; “shoot across the quotes Bela Lugosi’s Dracula when he first Rust and Bone and healing in sunny resort towns. As the film sky-y-y” is heard underwater as blood oozes

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16, 2013 16, To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, one must have a opens, Ali (Matthias Schoenaerts) and his ane- from Stéphanie’s shapely gams. That the bodies behind the Hollywood sign. heart of stone to watch Jacques Audiard’s out- mic-looking 5-year-old son, Sam (Armand Ver- of its leads (and even its secondary characters: ONTH Shot by Dion Beebe and digitally touched rageous melodrama Rust and Bone without dure), are traveling to Antibes to stay with Ali’s Ali’s sister is a stoop-shouldered, gray-faced anuary up with the lurid palette of a pulp cover, laughing. Loosely adapted from two works in grocery-clerk sister, Anna (Corinne Masiero). lumpen) carry the narrative excess and out- Gangster Squad on occasion suggests the bet- XX–M

10-J Craig Davidson’s 2005 short-story collection of Father and child’s penury is underscored by landishness of Rust and Bone highlights just ter movie it might have been. This is espe- the same name, Rust and Bone finds Audiard Ali’s foraging of half-eaten sandwiches during how much Audiard uses the corporeal as short- cially true when it toys with the hyper-reality ONTH returning to the overdetermined characters and their train trip. Ali meets Stéphanie (Marion Co- hand. Ali and Stéphanie evince little sense of in- M anuary of showbiz law enforcement, in which cops J pose as cowboys and thugs make-believe swift redemption of the bafflingly lauded A tillard), a whale trainer who becomes a double terior lives or background; they are ciphers in they’re Famous Monsters of Filmland. It also Prophet (2009). Where the earlier movie cen- amputee after a freak accident at the marine service to shopworn ideas about suffering and tered on the same-sex environment of men be- mammal park where she works. The calamity deliverance. MELISSA ANDERSON 20 gives lip service to more rote themes: “Can 20 browardpalmbeach.com | FILM CAPSULES | careful attention to emotional rhythms, crosscutting between songs

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father’s casual intolerance and status quo attitude. IfNot Fade Away | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Django Unchained — After the ebullient Holocaust fantasia Inglouri- seems intentionally minor and formulaic, something like a David HHHH ous Basterds, Quentin Tarantino takes his whole blood-spattered Chase B side, it is energized by a shrewd wistfulness that honors the historical tent show on the road, this time putting down stakes in nastiness and absurdity of the era. It’s especially smart about the way antebellum Dixieland. Jamie Foxx stars as the captured runaway that generational clashes and the tragedy they sometimes inspired yOu’re in fOr a slave of the title, given his freedom by an unlikely savior: a German- were born from a joint fear and confusion over shifting tides no one American bounty hunter (Basterds Oscar-winner Christoph Waltz) quite understood how to handle. (N.S.) hell Of a ride. who trains Django to become his partner. Together, they make their Rust and Bone — To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, one must have a heart of way toward a sprawling Mississippi plantation known as Candyland, stone to watch Jacques Audiard’s outrageous melodramaRust and JeSSiCa ChaSTain iS a MarVel. where Django’s estranged bride, Broomhilda (Kerry Washington), Bone without laughing. Loosely adapted from two works in Craig ” lies in wait, under the thumb of a foppish master (Leonardo DiCaprio) Davidson’s 2005 short story collection of the same name, Rust and -Peter travers, and his septuagenarian house slave (the astonishing Samuel L. Bone finds Audiard returning to the overdetermined characters and Jackson). Wagnerian hellfire ensues, though Tarantino’s true refer- swift redemption of the bafflingly lauded A Prophet (2009). Where ence point is a century of Hollywood cinema’s failure to engage with the earlier movie centered on the same-sex environment of men the ugly realities of the “peculiar institution,” from Gone With the behind bars, Rust and Bone encompasses man, woman, child — even Wind to Spielberg’s Lincoln. Some high-minded critics and cultural animal — in peril, bleeding and healing in sunny resort towns. As “ arbiters still can’t bring themselves to take Tarantino seriously as the film opens, Ali (Matthias Schoenaerts) and his anemic-looking The BeST PiCTure an intellectual, but like all of the best pop art, Django Unchained is five-year-old son, Sam (Armand Verdure), are traveling to Antibes both seriously entertaining and seriously thoughtful, rattling the to stay with Ali’s grocery-clerk sister, Anna (Corinne Masiero). Father ” cage of race in America on-screen and off. (S.F.) and child’s penury is underscored by Ali’s foraging of half-eaten sand- Of The year. The Impossible — When the words “true story” appear twice in a film’s wiches during their train trip. Ali meets Stéphanie (Marion Cotillard), opening disclaimer, it’s a guarantee that what follows will include at a whale trainer who becomes a double amputee after a freak accident aNN HorNadaY New York Film lisa sCHwarZBaUm NatioNal Board least one questionable fiction. The Impossible is inspired by the Alvarez at the marine mammal park where she works. The calamity occurs CritiCs CirCle oF review tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C Belons, a Spanish family of five who survived the 2004 Indian Ocean during her orca-choreographed routine to Katy Perry’s “Firework”; tsunami that claimed almost 300,000 lives; in the film, the Iberian “shoot across the sky-y-y” is heard underwater as blood oozes from quintet has been remade into a more “relatable” British clan headed by Stéphanie’s shapely gams. That the bodies of its leads carry the nar- Ewan McGregor (as businessman Henry) and Naomi Watts (as Maria, rative excess and outlandishness ofRust and Bone highlights just how a physician who left her practice to be a full-time mom). Currently much Audiard uses the corporeal as shorthand. (M.A.) stationed in Japan, Henry, Maria, and their three boys, ranging in Zero Dark Thirty — Director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark age from about 12 to 5, have arrived in Khao Lak, Thailand, for the Boal’s unofficial sequel to their Oscar-winning The Hurt Locker Christmas holiday. The enormous waves that battered that country dramatizes the decade-long CIA manhunt for Osama bin Laden, and (and many others) on Dec. 26 are staggeringly staged by director from the major details to the smallest ones, the reporting is so good J.A. Bayona (2007’s The Orphanage)—a feat of dubious distinction. you scarcely question a beat. Jessica Chastain gives a sensational (Does verisimilitude to actual disaster serve any purpose besides, performances as Maya, a young CIA officer newly arrived in Pakistan, as Susan Sontag wrote, allowing “one [to] participate in the fantasy where her responsibilities include interrogating detained Al Qaeda of living through one’s own death”?) Separated from Henry and the suspects at secret agency prisons throughout Asia and the Middle two younger children, Maria — trailing pools of blood from a muscle East. Be forewarned: “Enhanced” measures such as waterboarding — deep gash as she deliriously trudges through brackish water—and and starvation are depicted, and without any of the moral outrage the oldest son, Lucas (Tom Holland), eventually make it to a chaotic some might expect from a Hollywoodtreatment of this subject. Rather, hospital. These horrors, and the absorbing performances of Watts and as they did in The Hurt Locker, Bigelow and Boal come not to judge McGregor, will soon be undermined by a surfeit of sentiment. (M.A.) but to show, leaving the rest up to us. This is superb journalism and Not Fade Away — Rock and roll proves the coming-of-age crucible in even better filmmaking, culminating in an electrifying re-enactment Not Fade Away, Sopranos creator David Chase’s semiautobiographical of the May 1, 2011, raid on bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout. 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BY SARA VENTIERA and drinking wines they brought themselves. That’s part of the deal: $50 for dinner and n March 2012, chef/owner Andy Trous- BYOB. The group often tries to meet when the dale of Le Bistro in Lighthouse Point, an restaurant is closed for business, so Trousdale

ts | o N te ts expat from northern England, was dis- can spend more time relaxing over the course cussing the dullness of the South Florida of the dinner, but on this particular night, the food scene with his longtime friend and restaurant was open to the public, and a cou- Icustomer Chris Blad. Caesar salads, steaks, ple of other tables were occupied by diners tuna tartares, pastas — these could be inter- quietly eating their meals. changed on almost any menu at any local res- The mixed crowd was a friendly bunch, taurant. Blad was tired of eating them. and within seconds, I was a part of the club. Trousdale was tired of cooking them. That They all warned me/bragged about the last ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews sparked an idea: Why not start a food club? month’s dinner, when Trousdale had pre- y | The two decided to round up some adventur- pared “black chicken” — served nearly whole, A ous eaters to give Trousdale the opportunity with the claw hanging off the edge of the to play and cook anything his little heart de- plate. No one in the group knew anyone else sired. Trousdale’s wife and partner, Elin, came who had ever set eyes upon, let alone eaten,

Night+D up with the name Funky Food Club, and Blad such a creature. created a blog — funkyfoodclub.blogspot.com. We were told to sit before the first course

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A might find in a big city, this club is open to the metallic smell of innards wafted about. t anyone. Previous Le Bistro customers some- The table erupted. times join in, and if you’re brave enough to “Liver!” shouted one guest. experiment, just make a reservation. For $50, “Ugh. I don’t do liver,” said another. guests get to sample whatever interesting “I’ve never had it,” someone else chimed in. concoctions Trousdale decides to combine. A bowl of what looked like battered, fried “Black chicken.” Yes, He does know his stuff — he worked in Brit- green beans, topped with a thick, creamy, that’s the head. ish restaurants, on a high-end yacht, and as a white sauce — yogurt, crème fraîche, sour professor at the Art Institute before founding cream? — was covered in some sort of reddish Le Bistro, but the restaurant has twice been gravy and something that resembled quar- CandaceWest.com featured on Gordon Ramsay’s TV show tered mushrooms. I took a bite. No surprise: get stuck with a dish that is terrible.” This didn’t help. Out came a white chunk of some- Kitchen Nightmares. offal. The metallic taste juxtaposed some sort was her first experience with kidneys. thing with what appeared to be Twizzlers For most dinners, Trousdale gets inspira- of spicy element, which contrasted with Next, the seafood course arrived. It was a stuffed inside, along with raisins and some- tion by walking around the grocery store and something fresh and herbal, something tangy giant fried ball of something — fish? shrimp? thing else on top of an orange-hued red sauce. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film picking up whatever piques his interest. No and creamy, and the obvious fried green — over asparagus, topped with a creamy It looked like some strange, candy-filled loaf, matter how strange some of the ingredients, beans. Not being one for the metallic, urine- green sauce and something that resembled and it completely freaked me out. one rule of the club is that Trousdale can’t like flavor of innards, I almost gagged. crushed walnuts. I split open the ball. Defi- Luckily, it tasted better than it looked: It just torture the diners for his own amuse- Trousdale, who would pop in and out of nitely shrimp — with a homemade tartar was harmless ice cream — with red licorice, ment; he has to be willing to eat anything he the kitchen throughout the meal like a jovial sauce. Tasty. Thank God. Turned out to be a raisins, chocolate chips, and raspberries prepares. He admits, “I don’t always love ev- host, explained that the odd combination was shrimp cake over asparagus salmon salad sprinkled around... and some sort of coulis. erything,” but then again, “Not everything is something he had with an herbed tartar sauce, walnuts, and “I taste tomato!” exclaimed one of the guests. weird.” For him, the club is “a way to get away christened Nou- wheat germ. Like any self-respecting English Bingo. from the same boring old foods.” TROUSDALE veau Poutine. In- chef, Trousdale had taken the tartar sauce Trousdale giggled. “It’s a toasted almond Another founding principle is to encour- stead of traditional quite seriously, having added his own blend candy lasagna with rum-soaked raisins, age discussion about the meal. Half the fun of HAD PREPARED poutine — Cana- of fresh herbs. chocolate chips, red liquorice, and ice cream the club meetings is the conversation about it. “BLACK dian street food Anticipation built as we waited for the en- with a tomato raspberry coulis. Remember, The point is to critique it constructively: what CHICKEN” — that resembles trée. What if it was some kind of nightmarish tomato is a fruit,” he said in his comically works, what doesn’t. “The goal is to be more WITH THE CLAW cheese fries, with fowl? Then again, what if it wasn’t? dry English tone. of a social event with the food being the focus, HANGING OFF potatoes covered Then it came: white meat encased around In all honesty, although the idea of the dish

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW but in a very different manner from the nor- in gray and cheese soft cheese of some sort and very obviously is different, the flavors would not have been

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm THE EDGE OF mal restaurant experience,” Trousdale says. curds — Trous- canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, plus so weird had he not made the tomato coulis On April 10, 2012, a dozen fearless eaters THE PLATE. dale’s dish con- Brussels sprouts and roasted sweet potatoes like a tomato sauce — with onions, garlic, and — mostly Le Bistro regulars — turned up at sisted of on the side. Tame compared to black chicken, white wine. Trousdale quipped, “I kind of the restaurant to see what Trousdale had in French-fried green beans topped with beef but it was, on some level, a relief, and the por- just pulled that one out of my ass.” You think? store. Since then, some have left and other kidney gravy, crumbled goat cheese, parsley tion was huge. Most of the ingredients were The next meeting of the Funky Food Club

XX, 2012 XX, newbies have jumped in their places, but the sour cream, and habanero. The woman next easily discerned upon one bite: pork, cream is January 22. Call 954-946-9240 for reserva- 16, 2013 16, dinners have pretty much consisted of that to me loved it. Me, not so much. cheese, and a bit of goat cheese. The big sur- tions — if you dare.

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anuary On December 12, I showed up alone to see self-pronounced “unadventurous eater,” was stance mixed in had a strange pillowy texture [email protected] what this whole thing was about. The atmo- here for her fourth dinner. She said the regu- and sweetness — marshmallows. Trousdale XX–M 10-J sphere felt like someone’s small but modern lars had developed a dining friendship: They explained that he was inspired by Thanksgiv- The Funky Food Club at Le Bistro home: oil paintings on the wall, long drapes chat about different kinds of foods they’ve ing while cooking the dish. 4626 N. Federal Highway, Lighthouse Point. ONTH Call 954-946- 9240, or visit lebistrorestaurant. M anuary over the windows, a small foyer, white table- tried and different happenings in life. “I’m Then Trousdale informed newbies that

J com. The Funky Food Club meets about once a cloths, a single fresh flower on each table. not the kind of person who orders the weird- the “funkiest” course tends to be dessert. Af- month. Dinners cost $50 per person and include Around 20 guests of mixed ages, marital sta- est thing on the menu,” she said. “I stick to ter the whole poutine experience and the an appetizer, seafood dish, entrée, and dessert. 22 tuses, and backgrounds stood around chatting things I know I like, because I don’t want to marshmallows, I was nervous. First sight Guests are asked to bring their own wine. 22 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C

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t ward conversation. “Hi, this is Susie; she is ▼ Dish your new server. I am going home.” Anyway, it never fails that your last customers of the shift are the s l o w e s t eaters you have ever ▼ RANTS seen, and they will also typically order dessert or after-dinner drinks. PAYING IT FORWARD IN A Today another server’s table decided that they wanted to “pay it forward!,” RESTAURANT: SUCKS TO change the world!, and hopefully get the entire dining room to buy one another’s BE THE SERVER! checks. They locked in on the couple seated I don’t know about you, but I have been hear- at one of my two tables across from them, ing about a lot of people “paying it forward” who were about 97 years old (and cute) and lately. This comes in response to a wide- decided to start with them “and get the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film spread fear that morally, this country is going whole thing goin’!” (Side note: They paid down the toilet and that in order to collec- with a gift certificate with about $800 in tively restore our karmic good graces, we credit on it.) When it was time for the check, should show more genuine acts of random the old couple looked at me like I had three kindness toward strangers. heads when I told them that someone had Just a couple of weeks ago came an emo- anonymously paid for their tab. I explained tional tale from a Dunkin’ Donuts (probably “random acts of kindness” and “paying it for- not in South Florida) drive-through cashier ward” and “karmic intervention,” but noth- who was astounded when a customer paid ing I said sunk in. “But nobody knows we’re for the car behind them, and they in turn paid here!” he tells me, sounding more and more for the following car, and so on and so forth, confused. I actually felt bad. I didn’t want to triggering an all-day snugglefest of love, stress him out. Kleenex, and tear-drenched maple logs. After a few minutes, he understands that In theory, “paying it forward” is a well- he doesn’t have to pay. I wait patiently for meaning gesture, in the proper context. To- him to say something along the lines of

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW day I found out the hard way that if you want “What a nice thing to do! I feel compelled to New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm to do something nice for a stranger in a res- pay for another diner’s check!” I swear to taurant, just buy him or her a drink. Hell, it God, he says, “OK, let’s order dessert then!” I might even help you get laid. I wait tables on literally slapped my hand against my fore- occasion for a well-known chain. When I head and walked away. The man and his wife have nothing else to do, I enjoy the freedom left a few minutes later... and didn’t leave a tip. XX, 2012 XX,

16, 2013 16, of the job and walking out with cash in hand Already annoyed at this point, I picked up the at the end of the night. I also enjoy schmooz- check from my second table and to my dis-

ONTH ing/hustling tables and the ebb and flow of a may see less than a 10 percent tip on a “big” anuary busy restaurant in season. check. I know what you are thinking. The I worked lunch today, and by 4 p.m., like service was fine. Sometimes these things XX–M 10-J most days if I only work lunch, I had a choice happen; it’s just the name of the game. But to make. I could (A) transfer my remaining the tips I should have made on both tables ONTH anuary M two tables to the nighttime server who was would have put a quarter tank of regular in an J taking over my section, or (B) wait it out and old Chevy Silverado. So if you are still paying try to make a few extra bucks. I chose B. I attention, I have (1) wasted an hour of my life 24 don’t like transferring tables in the middle of and (2) made $6 total on $90 in sales. 24 browardpalmbeach.com

Oh! Almost forgot! Servers tip out 5 per- browardpalmbeach.com cent of their sales to food runners, hostesses, and bus boys. Do the math... I made about a dollar on both tables... And the good folks who “paid it forward”? Well, they will be sleeping soundly tonight, secure in the knowledge that they started a “kindness pa- rade” lasting all of... one table. The irony of it all? Who got stiffed royally by their “good deed”? Me. The help. Now for the disclaimer: I enjoy my side | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s job; it provides good $$ and, for the most | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | part, good material. I can’t make this up. I understand these are “first world” problems that pale in comparison to those of, say, child laborers in Bhutan. I am lucky and happy to have work and to be able to work. Also, “paying it forward” is a great concept, and I am not discouraging it. This is a messed-up world, and we need many more random acts of kindness in our daily lives. Just be mindful of the situation and conse- quences of your kind acts. Thanks! AARON MERULLO 1515 SE 17th St. Ft. Lauderdale • 954.523.9441

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PAIRING CLASSES: “LIKE tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C SEX IN YOUR MOUTH” It’s difficult to find people who do not like wine. (Why would you want to?) And even harder to find someone who doesn’t love cheese. (Well, besides vegans, of course.) As much as the vast majority of the popu- lation enjoys eating cheese and drinking wine, most people have no idea how to really enjoy the flavors together, never mind conduct a proper cheese and wine tasting. Well, Susan and Mitchell Phipps of Cheese Culture (813 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale; 954-533-9178) are here to help. Throughout the year, the shop holds multiple courses on cheese and wine pairings. We NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH were lucky enough to sit in on one. New Times Broward-palm B each (Located between the Wishing Well To start, Susan and Mitchell go over the & Chops Lobster Bar on SE 1st Street) proper procedure. “Take the cheese and let it sit in your mouth for a while. Chew it, swirl it, elevate the temperature for about 15 seconds. With the cheese in your mouth, take a sip of your wine,” she says. A group of close to 20 sits silently at the shop’s bar, sloshing the combination with puffy cheeks. Just like a wine pairing, with cheese you start off light and work your way up. The first cheese of the evening: Fleur Verte Chevrefeuille, a soft French goat cheese topped with tarragon, thyme, and red pep- Now Open percorn. Paired with Sancerre — a French Sauvignon Blanc — the combination is a traditional flavor combination. As Susan dis-

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Dinner guests to add some honeycomb to the mix. 10-J Sun - Thurs 4:00pm - Midnight “Oh my God! That’s like sex in your mouth,” anuary Fri & Sat 4:00pm - 1:00am exclaims one of the regulars. ONTH Moving on, Susan divulges the rules for Daily Happy Hour perfect pairings: “The rule of thumb is goat XX, 2008 16, 2013 4:00pm - 7:00pm and sheep milk goes with white wine.” Next 133 SE Mizner Blvd | Boca Raton, FL up, Ossau Iraty, a sheep milk cheese from the Pyrenees. Same routine: Slosh it around 561-300-5280 with the wine. Next, she has everyone try TheMexicanbyMax.com the cheese with some almonds in the same fashion — a completely different flavor 25 25 emerges. Then she switches to red wine: Byron Pinot Noir from Santa Barbara. Her point was to display the versatility of the cheese in its ability to be paired with a variety of flavors and wines. Throughout the class, Susan and Mitchell explore five cheeses, four wines, and various accouterments. Some flavors end up being hits — like the “sex in your mouth” combina- browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com tion. Others not so much. At one point, Mitchell bursts out laughing at one of the women patrons as she tries a bite of Stilton with some port, “I love this! Look at her face.” Her abject horror is blatantly apparent. Obviously not everyone attending is a tu- rophile — i.e., a cheese fancier. But by the end ts | o N te ts of the night, it’s quite apparent everyone likes the wine. What started off as a relatively subdued group breaks out into loud fits of laugh- ter — again, mostly at some patrons’ sense of disgust over the blue cheese. Tonight’s group, for the most part regulars, has come a long way since the first pairing. ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews Which is the primary goal of the Phippses.

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t HULK HOGAN OPENS HOGAN’S BEACH RESTAURANT No, really. We’re completely serious here. The Hulkster has opened a restaurant in Tampa. The 20,000-square-foot Hogan’s Beach, located at the Best Western Bay Harbor on Courtney Campbell Parkway, held a New Year’s Eve masquerade ball, complete with a mechanical shark ride, tiki huts, volleyball courts, and fire pits. As for food? Well, there’s no menu avail- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film able for perusal yet, but Hogan told the Tampa Bay Times, “It’s going to be Jimmy Buffett’s [Margaritaville] times ten, Hooters times ten. It’s a logical extension of the Ho- gan brand, with my image and likeness.” Here’s the official restaurant description: “Fresh Local Seafood! Mouth Watering Steaks & Chops! Sushi Bar! Award Winning Entrees! Tiki Bar! New Outdoor Stage for Beachside Concerts! Award-winning Chefs and Bartend- ers! 30 Beers on Tap! 20 Wines by the Glass!” You really want specifics? Does it matter? You’re partying with the Hulk in Tampa, not dining at the French Laundry, bro! So, by the description, we’re expecting hot

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BY DAVID BADER because it’s total fucking chaos [laughs], but it’s just great to be back out on the road. ock ’n’ roll — at least in its most es- What was it like touring with Lady Gaga? sential form — will never truly die. Overall, I think it was a great experience, The organism evolves, splits, and and it really opened up some markets that re-forms as time marches on, but weren’t actually there for us when we started at the end of the day, there is abso- playing. We’ve been trying to get to South lutely no substitute for what a band likethe America, even in the last year and a half that R Marianne Harris Darkness does. These British glam-rock revival- we’ve re-formed in, but we couldn’t find any ists take us back to a time when unitards were promoters that would take a risk, you know? The Darkness in the light: Pants on fire? acceptable onstage male attire, guitars were They have to take a punt on you, not the loud, and songs were sung in only the highest other way around. You can’t choose your pro- I’m a really big fan of Eric Bell’s work, the speaks to a part of you that basically is drunk. pitches. A time when rock music was about moter, and it was an unranked quantity really, really early, sort of more folky stuff — that [laughs] I mean, that’s one way of looking at it. having fun. about how we would actually do and how we was really my introduction to Thin Lizzy, but I recently met another music writer that The Darkness released its monster-selling would go down in South America. But every people kind of often assume, ’cause I guess had a very negative take on nostalgia acts and debut, Permission to Land, in 2003. The group show on the Lady Gaga gig has just been like a that’s the kind of music we make or whatever, revivalist music, and we spent the entire time has since risen above alcoholism, a failed soph- headline show. Literally, like you’re doing that it would be one of the more later guitar- we had together arguing about its relevance. omore release, and infighting between the your own stadium show by the end of our set ists. I mean, to be a bit shallow here, I think Do you have any thoughts on that? tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music brothers Hawkins to return in a triumphant — the whole crowd’s going completely nuts, Scott Gorham is one of the coolest-looking People who get a bit up their ass about nos- tornado of guitars, glitter, and falsettos. This is and it’s no exaggeration. There’s footage out guitarist dudes to ever walk the planet, and talgia acts and people who think these bands all courtesy of a well-received fresh release, there on YouTube to that effect. And sure still is, really! So, yeah, those two. are there just to take people’s money should Hot Cakes; mended bonds between brothers; enough, we have promoters climbing over I absolutely expected you to mention John ask how the audience that actually goes to see and a little help from none other than Mother themselves to book us in South America now, Sykes or Gary Moore! these people play feel about it. At the end of Monster herself. and we’re going to go in at quite a high level. Yeah! That’s exactly the opposite, yeah? I the day, you’re going to be pretty sorry when We spoke with guitarist Dan Hawkins We wouldn’t be able to do that without Lady love Sykes, and they’re both just total virtuo- you don’t get a chance to see a band like Aero- about Gaga, sobriety, and the enduring rele- Gaga, and for that, I will be forever grateful. sos, but the other guys, there is just some- smith play when they’re all fucking dead — vance of rock music as the band recouped Was it a weird disparity opening for a pop thing that does it for me. Mind you, I’ve which probably won’t be too long [laughs] from its world tour. artist like Gaga? always been more of like a Malcolm [Young, — and the same goes for the Stones. New Times: Are you guys ready to come She’s definitely heavily influenced by the of AC/DC] rather than an Angus kind of guy. Just enjoy them while they’re around! No stateside? same music [as us] really, and you can see that What was it like getting back together, and one’s made anything like Aerosmith or the Dan Hawkins: We can’t wait! It’s just bril- visually as well, can’t you? I suppose that’s how has touring sober made a difference? Stones for God knows how long. They’re a com- liant to be back to being a proper rock band part of why the bill worked in the first place We only really had one falling out from plete oddity. The reason they’re around in the for a bit! and why we weren’t the laughingstock every when the band started to when it split up. We first place is because they were so different than

What’s it like having a second chance to do night. Don’t get me wrong — there were cer- see things from the same angles; we’re the everything else, which means it doesn’t matter NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH what the Darkness does after the band split up tain nights, in Eastern Europe, for instance, same blood, you know? We have the same re- how old they are, they’ll still be completely dif- New Times Broward-palm B each so tumultuously? where no one had heard of us at all, and the cord collection, we were brought up by the ferent from anyone else. So get off your fucking Fantastic, really! We’re just a rock ’n’ roll people who had heard of us fucking hated us! same music-loving parents, so we’re good. high horse and go see the band you want to see band. We try to kind of put a sort of stadium- [laughs] You get someone covered in glitter Touring sober has just been awesome, actu- and stop fucking whining about it. sized rock ’n’ roll show into whatever venue and wearing some amazingly ridiculous out- ally. I’m a rock ’n’ roller, and I certainly have a we’re in, and it doesn’t really concern us how fit in the front row with fingers in their ears — tendency not to trust people who are sober [email protected] many people are there, really. It doesn’t mat- the only time they’d lift a finger out would be [laughs], and I can understand why people ter whether there’s a hundred or a thousand to give us the middle finger! would certainly not trust a band that were sober The Darkness or a hundred thousand — we still get excited It’s difficult to find a photo of you without a — I mean, God, where’s the rock ’n’ roll in that?! With Hell or Highwater. 7:30 p.m. Thursday, January 10, at Revolution Live, 100 SW Third Ave., about what we do. There are no two gigs the Thin Lizzy T-shirt on. Do you, as a player, favor a You don’t buy into all that when you’re a teen- Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost $22 plus fees. Call same, and sometimes that’s a bad thing for us, particular guitarist from that group? ager because you’re into that music because it 954-449-1025, or visit jointherevolution.net. M ONTH J anuary XX–M 10-J ONTH anuary XX, 2008 16, 2013

27 27 Femi Kuti brings the Afrobeat. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com 1.9 Savi Fernandez 1.11 Big vince and The PhaT caTS 1.12 The PeoPle UPSTairS 1.16 TreehoUSe 1.18 The BUmPin UglieS 1.19 JeFF WhiTe and FriendS | MUSIC PREVIEWS | songs, he sang the poetry of Pagliacci, sec- 1.23 onded that emotion, and got a real tight hold ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews PaSadena ▼ Music on our lovin’ ears. Robinson seduces an invis- 1.25 ible paramour with the words “Let the music orange JUice take your mind,” in “Cruisin’.” And, taking his 1.26 Dashboard Confessional own advice, Robinson didn’t let drugs or

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NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW 7 P.M. SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, AT HARD ROCK LIVE Fela never did, even collaborating with hip- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm HOLLYWOOD, 1 SEMINOLE WAY, HOLLYWOOD. TICKETS hop visionaries such as Mos Def, Common, COST $49 TO $79, PLUS FEES. CALL 954-797-5531, and Calle 13. Most important, though, both OR VISIT HARDROCKLIVEHOLLYWOODFL.COM. brothers have remained unwaveringly com- Before Detroit was heavy with techno beats, mitted to social and political change in their it was rich with Motown’s rhythm, blues, and country. “I live this experience. I’m in Nigeria XX, 2012 XX,

16, 2013 16, soul. Smokey Robinson started singing with right now,” Femi told Rolling Stone a few the label, heading up the Miracles with a weeks ago. “We have no electricity in my

ONTH voice as smooth as melted buttah and those house. There was a bomb blast in Kano today. anuary sparking light eyes. Detroit in the 1960s was So I’m experiencing it.” Of course, though, the the milky way of music. Robinson grew up Kuti clan wants to help the entire world, not XX–M 10-J with Aretha Franklin, the Four Tops, and the just a single continent. “The songs are not re- Temptations right around the corner. Diana ally [only] for Nigeria or Africa anymore,” ONTH anuary M Ross was even his next-door neighbor at one Femi explains. “They are for people I love. I’m J Glades Plaza • 561.392.BREW CityPlace • 561-366-9753 point. Before becoming VP of the label, he just voicing their pain with my music.” S. PAJOT 2222 Glades Road, Boca Raton 700 S. Rosemary Ave. WPB wrote 37 of Motown’s top-40 hits between 28 1967 and 1988. With his masculine yet angelic [email protected] 28 Facebook.com/Brewzzi | CONCERTS & CLUBS | browardpalmbeach.com TUESDAY, JAN. 15 browardpalmbeach.com Harlem Quartet: 7:30 p.m., $30. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, ▼ Music 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org.

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701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. EARLY WARNINGS | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | The Darkness: With Hell or Highwater, 7:30 p.m., $23/$25. Revolu- tion Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, JANUARY jointherevolution.net. Dudu Fisher: 7:30 p.m., $31-$84. Broward Center for the Perform- Ladell McClin: Thu., Jan. 17, 8:30 p.m., $8. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., ing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. browardcenter.org. Acoustic Night: With Dyson and the Noise, the Mad Skeleton, and Malfunction: With Upperhand, Losin’ It, Harbinger, and Kickturn, Sterling, Fri., Jan. 18, 6:30 p.m., $8/$10. The Talent Farm Studios, 7 p.m., $10. The Talent Farm Studios, 20911 Johnson St. Ste 111, 20911 Johnson St. Ste 111, Pembroke Pines, 954-438-3488, Pembroke Pines, 954-438-3488, thetalentfarm.com. thetalentfarm.com. Jim Brickman: Fri., Jan. 18, 8 p.m., $29.50-$69.50. Gusman Center FRIDAY, JAN. 11 for the Performing Arts, 174 E. Flagler St., Miami, 305-372-0925, gusmancenter.org. Clemons Road: 10 p.m., Free. Renegades, 4833 Okeechobee Blvd., Kelly Richey Band: With Freekbass and Jyn Yates, Fri., Jan. 18, 9 West Palm Beach, 561-683-9555. p.m., $15. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, Federico Britos: 7:30 p.m., $25-$40. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., bambooroomblues.com. Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. LENINE: Fri., Jan. 18, 8:30 p.m., $45-$75. Knight Concert Hall, 1300 KRISP Will You Tell Me? 7” Release Party: With Dead Poets, Cog Nomen, Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 305-949-6722, arshtcenter.org. and DJ Charlie Woods, 9 p.m., $7/$10. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd The Machine: A Pink Floyd Tribute: Fri., Jan. 18, 8 p.m., $20/$25. Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Pavilion at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek, 5550 NW 40th St., Rick Springfield: 8 p.m., $35. 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The 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Talent Farm Studios, 20911 Johnson St. Ste 111, Pembroke Pines, Sunshine Boca Blues Festival: With Tedeschi Trucks Band, Dr. John, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH 954-438-3488, thetalentfarm.com. Walter Trout, Sonny Landreth, Joe Louis Walker, Jaimoe’s Jasssz NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Official Jam Cruise 11 Post-Cruise Show: With moe., 8 p.m., $35. Band, Matt Schofield, the Wood Brothers, Big Sam’s Funky Nation, Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, Sean Chambers Band, and Bobby Lee Rodgers, Sat., Jan. 19, 10:30 jointherevolution.net. a.m., $62.50. Mizner Park Amphitheatre, 590 Plaza Real, Boca Paul Anka: 8 p.m., $30-$160. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, Raton, 561-544-8600, mizneramphitheater.com. 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Tab Benoit: Sat., Jan. 19, 9 p.m., $28/$33. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Post-Jam Cruise Party: With Nigel Hall, Eric Bolivar, Roosevelt Collier, Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. and Kilmo, 9 p.m., $10. Native Florida Tap Room and Music Hall, 2006 Emilie Autumn: Mon., Jan. 21, 6 p.m., $15/$17. Revolution Live, 100 SW Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, 954-399-9302, nativeflorida.net. 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Smokey Robinson: 7 p.m., $49-$79. Hard Rock Live, 1 Seminole Pink Martini: Mon., Jan. 21, 7 p.m., $25-$70. Kravis Center for the Way, Hollywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561- Stanley Jordan Trio: 8 p.m., $40. Rose & Alfred Miniaci Performing 832-7469, kravis.org. Arts Center, 3100 Ray Ferrero Jr. Blvd., Davie, 954-462-0222, China National Symphony Orchestra: Tue., Jan. 22, 8 p.m., $25-$85. miniacipac.com. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Steel Pulse: 8 p.m., $29. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Natalie Cole: Tue., Jan. 22, 8 p.m., $59-$119. Broward Center for the Turk Mauro: 8 p.m., $25-$40. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Performing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. browardcenter.org. Wed., Jan. 23, 8 p.m., $25-$115. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org.

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David Bromberg Quartet: 7 p.m., $35-$45. Broward Center for the $15. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, ANUARY Performing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net.

browardcenter.org. Jazz Sessions: Horace Silver Tribute: With Bobby Lee Rodgers, Thu., XX–M Jan. 24, 7 p.m., $5. Green Room, 109 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, Dudu Fisher: 8 p.m., $25-$110. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 10-J 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. 954-449-1030, greenroomlive.com.

Femi Kuti: With the Positive Force, 8 p.m., $30. Grand Central, 697 Gaelic Storm: Fri., Jan. 25, 8 p.m., $12. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal ONTH ANUARY N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net.

Tokyo String Quartet: 2 p.m., $25-$78. Kravis Center for the Krewella: Fri., Jan. 25, 9 p.m., $25. Club Cinema, 3251 N. Federal XX, 2008 Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561- Highway, Lighthouse Point, 954-785-5224. 16, 2013 832-7469, kravis.org. The Pointer Sisters: Fri., Jan. 25, 7 p.m., $39-$69. Hard Rock Live, 1 Semi- nole Way, Hollywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. MONDAY, JAN. 14 Three Dog Night: Fri., Jan. 25, 8 p.m., $40. Pavilion at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek, 5550 NW 40th St., Coconut Creek. Johnny Mathis: 7:30 p.m., $55-$85. Broward Center for the Per- Engelbert Humperdinck: Sat., Jan. 26, 7 p.m., $49-$79. Hard Rock forming Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, Live, 1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehol- browardcenter.org. lywoodfl.com. 29 29 | CONCERTS & CLUBS | Raton, 954-439-5102, bluemartinilounge.com. Los Mompirris, DJ JC Garcia, and DJ Sergio V, Saturdays, Free. Blue Martini Fort Lauderdale: 2432 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, ▼ Music 954-653-2583, bluemartinilounge.com. Sekond Nature and DNA, Tuesdays, 8 p.m., Free.

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