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VOLUME LV NO. 14 PROVIDENCE COLLEGE • PROVIDENCE, R.I. Wednesday, March 18,1987 How Sweet It Is, 90-87 Friars Edge Austin Peay Advance to Final Sixteen in NCAA’S

by Sean P. Sweeney is tired.’ ” explained Providence fensive output from the back court Associate Coach Gordon Chiesa in as Billy Donovan had seven points When Austin Peay's Bob a post-game press conference at the and three assists while Delray Thomas went to the foul line to Birmingham Jeferson Civic Center Brooks added eight points and four shoot the first half of a one-and- in Birmingham. Alabama. assists. In addition, Steve Wright one with :02 on the clock and the This fatigue was the result of was also a factor with eight points score tied 82-82, it seemed as if Providence’s relentless pressing and four rebounds in just ten those last two seconds would have defense which 24 turnovers on the minutes. been a more appropriate subject afternoon, 14 of which coming in It was painfully apparent for John Feinstein’s Season On the second half. though, at halftime, that the Friars The Brink than Indiana Head Austin Peay was no stranger to weren't playing to their potential Coach Bobby Knight’s make or the pressing defense as they used a and were in definite danger o f los­ break season. similar defense to stay in this game ing this one as they trailed, 46-38. But just as Knight rescued his and to beat the Fightin’ lllini of the Obviously this possibility hit career, so did the Friars rescue their University of Illinois to advance to home to the Friar seniors as they season by taking advantage of a the second round of the NCAA’s. seized control in the second half, Thomas miss and pulling out a The Governor’s, fourth place refusing to see their careers at Pro­ 90-87 overtime victory over the finishers in the Ohio Valley C on­ vidence College end. Governors in second round NCAA ference who got an NCAA bid by "I was playing to win. I didn't Southeast Regional play. winning the Ohio Valley C on­ want it to end.” explained Lewis in It’s nothing new for Providence ference Tournament Champion­ a post-game press conference. fans to see the Friars come away ship, came to play on Saturday For the first twelve minutes of with such a dramatic win however. afternoon and overcame an early the second half it was Lewis who In fact, since the arrival of basket­ Providence lead and managed to picked up the ailing Friars with five ball mentor Rick Pitino last year, control the game for the first half. of his game high six three-point the fans have come to expect it. Forward Lawrence Mitchell was field goals, giving PC the 65-64 Dave Kipfer and the Friars overcame UAB and Austin Preay on the Pitino himself was confident as the big gun for the Governors in edge. way to the Final Sixteen. (Photo by Joseph E. Gaines.) well. the first half, scoring 14 points, and It all seemed to fall apart for the "Rick Pitino told .the team. Center Darryl Bedford, hit three Friars over the next couple of 'We're down ten points with five three-pointers en route to 11 first Continued on pg. 17 minutes to play and we’re going to half points. See BASKETBALL Chartres Guide win this one because Austin Peay The Friars got most o f their of­ Speaks at PC Forum by Karen Boucher undergraduate at the University of Durham in England. He has writ­ Last Wednesday evening in ’64 ten three books on Chartres and Hall, a large crowd gathered at the has recently completed a scries for first o f the spring sessions o f the English television on the Providence College President’s cathedral’s stained glass windows, Forum on culture and values. The entitled “ Every Window Tells a guest lecturer was Malcolm Miller, Story.” the official language lecturer and Miller presented a slideshow and guide at thirteenth-century Gothic traced the history of the cathedral Chartres Cathedral in Chartres, from Gothic times to the present FRance. day. He discussed the destruction This lecture was Miller’s third of and reconstruction of the his 1987 North American Tour. cathedral, but mainly focused on The tour will continue with lectures the stories that the stained glass pic­ in Boston, New York, Atlanta, and ture windows “ tell” . several other cities across the According to Miller. “ Chartres, at the end of the 20th century, is country. The three candidates for Student Congress President answered questions raised by a five member panel Mr. Miller’s interest in Chartres the best preserved medieval cathedral in the world.” in Slavin on Tuesday, February 17. INSIDE Candidates Address the Issues Mystery Author At Presidential Debate Problems within the Student When addressing the problems In terms of the “ lack o f debate” Meet one o f America’s best selling mystery novelists. For details, see Congress, the proposed increase in within the structure o f Student within Student Congress, Vallee page 11. the student activity fee and the Congress, Vallee stated that the claimed that although he would like quality o f on and o ff campus "current system is, in a lot of ways, to see more debate, most o f the security were among the issues rais­ ineffective in the legislative legislation “ incorporates the way ed during the debate between the aspect.” He called for “ greater everyone feels.’’ DiPina claimed candidates for President of Student representation o f the student that the legislation presently addressed Stickyfingers Congress on Tuesday, March 17 body” through a Congress that by Student Congress is sponsored by the Cowl. would "find out what students “desperate attempts to have Read about how to get a taste of The candidates, Jim Vallee, Jen­ want and how they feel” and “ be something to do.” He advocated a the Old West on page 15 o f the nifer Lennon, and John DiPina ad­ more in tunc with the Congress that would "work more Features section. dressed questions from a five administration.” for the students rather than being member panel. The panel included: Jennifer Lennon and John a liaison between the administration John Cervione, current President DiPina agreed that one of the big­ and the students,” and better of Student Congress, Sean gest problems is the “ deadwood” represent the minority students. Sweeney, Sports Editor of the within the Congress. Lennon stated Lennon pointed to the increase Friar Rivals Cowl, Heather Wessley, WDOM that a Student Congress President in the student activity fee current­ Preview Providence’s opponents for the NCAA tournament in General Manager, Marialice Alter, who would “bring up controversial ly under examination by the Com­ Louisville. See page 20. President o f BOP and Tim Crafts, issues” among people who "aren’t mittee on Administration as a way Grand Knight o f the Friar Coun­ really concerned with some of those to "free up some of those hands cil. The debate was moderated by issues” was needed. DiPina pro­ Jackie Voss, Features Editor of the posed that it was necessary to See DEBATE, pg. 3 Cowl. “ clean house all together.” Club Notes

1. The Pastoral Council wishes volunteers on Weds., March 18, or to thank everyone who helped to Thursday, March 19, at 6:00pm in make the Elderly Dinner a great the Rat. success. A special thanks goes out 3. The Pastoral Council is spon­ to the Italian Club. soring a raffle for a 19 inch color 2. Volunteers arc needed to work T.V. Tickets will be on sale all this at the Special Olympics Basketball week. Take a chance! Tickets are Tournament. A mandatory on sale in Lower Slavin. meeting will take place for all Congress News

Eaton Street received the brunt of the weekend’s activities as evidenced by the abundant refuse in front Nominations for the Executive on March 26 and that their done of student's apartments on Monday morning. (Cowl Photo by Mary Ann Doyle.) Board positions for the ’87-’88 with college party is to be academic year, will begin this celebrated on April 11. Wednesday, March 11 at 9:30am in The class of '89 will be holding the Congress Office. a sophomore semi-stag on March Racial Tensions Flare on There will be a meeting for all 27. All classes arc invited to attend. club presidents next Wednesday, The Knights of Columbus an­ March 18 at 7:00pm in Slavin 113. nounced their First degree to be US Campuses, Mystify Experts The committee researching off- held this Thursday, March 12. The The commission was reacting lo campus security will be holding a second degree will occur next week. Race relations on various At the University o f California, survey in Lower Slavin next week. Lastly, for all those students who American campuses have been an incident in which a group of Santa Barbara, many recent in­ They hope to attract and gather the will be having brothers and sisters marred by a rash o f "incidents" in white students chased and beat a cidents have sparked protest mar­ opinions of many off-campus up for the Residence Board’s Sibl­ recent weeks, but observers don’t smaller group of black students. ches on campus. students. ing’s Weekend, March 13-15, hope agree on what to make of them. Earlier that day, a white football Mark Armstrong, at UCSB’s The senior class announced that you all enjoy yourselves!! While some see the incidents- player had been injured in a fight Equal opportunity Program, says with a black student. Frank Santos, the R-Rated hyp­ Kelli L ennon, C lass o f ’89 which range in seriousness from students have been arrested for no notist, will be coming to '64 Hall Representative racist jokes on a campus radio sta­ The University of reason other than race. tion to beatings--as emblematic of Michigan,meanwhile, pulled a disk He quotes former Chancellor a rise in student racism, other jockey off the air at a campus radio Robert A. Huttenback as saying specialists see them as examples of station when the student told anti­ UCSB could not get coordinated black jokes. thoughtless insensitivity that, in the black athletes for its basketball Student’s Best Excuses broad improvement in race rela­ And a panel organized by The team and that the school is “ get­ tions, ultimately will be forgotten. Citadel to look into a much ting less bang for the buck.” In the late s t edition o f “ Cam­ break to attend his sister’s wed­ publicized racial hazing incident at Most recently, UCLA tem­ UCSB students marched last pus USA, "professors recount the ding. In Fort Lauderdale. the South Carolina military college most outlandish student explana­ UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS: A porarily suspended the editor of the week and asked trustees to select a Daily Bruin for publishing an anti­ last fall recommended last week chancellor sensitive to minority tions fo r why they were late for woman had to leave early for that the band not play “ Dixie” at spring break because "m y father is affirmative action cartoon. concerns. class. Among the "Greatest Stories football games, and that The flying me and some of my sorority Two weeks ago, the “ There is no doubt in my mind Ever Told:" Citadel appoint blacks to sisters to the Virgin Islands in his Massachusetts Commission that the number of racial incidents CENTRAL MICHIGAN disciplinary boards. Against Discrimination, upon in­ is increasing,” says Frederick Hurst UNIVERSITY: A student said he’d corporate jet. He doesn’t want to At the same time, Baylor’s presi­ vestigating racial incidents at the of the Massachusetts commission been at the doctor because he’d had pay the pilot overtime, so we have dent said progress in race relations to leave early in the morning.” University o f Mass, Amherst, call­ that probed the racial climate at U- an allergic reaction to a deer he’d at the school was unsatisfactory, MISCELLANEOUS: Professors ed for administrators to start more Mass. just killed on a hunting trip. and that extracurricular activities UNIVERSITY OF SANTA recount hearing that one student programs promoting ‘‘racial understanding.” especially could benefit from See RACISM, pg. 3 CLARA: A marketing professor missed a test because he had to integration. says a student once told her her dog rescue a cat trapped in a tree. ate the diskette on which she’d Another said she was arrested after stored her paper. accidentally setting off a burglar TEMPLE UNIVERSITY: A stu­ alarm while trying to get her term Cambridge U. Historian dent asked to leave early for spring paper from her aunt’s house. To Speak in Slavin START 1987 WITH DURASOFT 3 THE NEWEST COLORS BY WESLEY English country house expert ar­ Each year. Dowdy offers free­ -JESSON SOFT CONTACTS chitectural historian Mac Dowdy, lance lectures on the history of ar­ a senior member of the Wolfson chitecture to visiting scholars at the NATURAL MAKE DAILY College faculty o f Cambridge sites of important architectural TINT WEAR University in England, will offer a locations in East Anglia, with an YOUR lecture and slide presentation on emphasis on the correlation of ar­ b y B a u sc h CIBA or the living environment of the chitectural history with the & L o m b BROWN SOFSPIN® medieval home on Wednesday, development o f towns and urban " SOFTCOLORS" March 25, 1987 at 8:00pm in ’64 life. Presently, Dowdy is preparing b y B a u sc h Hall, Slavin Center. 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books and favors. Class of ’87 President Matt The Class of '87 Commencement Friday, May 15, will host the for­ Adams has announced that Bid Week is rumored to have cost up­ mal Commencement Ball at the prices for the class' Commence­ wards of $100,000. Adams chose Sheraton Boston. Coaches will ment Week (May 11-18) will be not to comment on this matter. depart from Providence College at $110 per couple. The week will start on Monday, 5:30 p.m. "W e are extremely pleased with May 11, with a trip to Pufferbellies Saturday, May 16, will be Bac­ the entire Commencement week ac­ in Hyannis. Tuesday will feature an calaureate Day with an awards tivities and the work done by the afternoon booze cruise on the ceremony at 2 p.m. and mass at 7 Commencement committees,” Boston Harbor and an evening p.m. Parent’s Night will be Sunday noted Adams. lobster-clambake. The semi-formal evening. “ We set out to reward our class dance is scheduled for Wednesday The week will conclude with with the best possible commence­ and a computer graphic enhanced Commencement Exercises at the ment at the lowest possible cost. I video slideshow will be on Thurs­ Providence Civic Center on Mon­ think we succeeded.” day, as will the distribution of year­ day, May 18, at 10 a.m. Committee on Administration Seeks Input from Students

Students seem curious about the The newest decision that will af­ decisions and actions of the PC ad­ fect the college community is the be equipped with a stove, ministration. The job of Jennifer building of new residence halls. refrigerator, cooking utensils, gar­ Rev. Thomas D. McGonigle, O.P., Associate Professor of History Lennon, the student representative The building project will include bage disposals, 2 sinks, 2 toilets at Providence College, has been named Vice-President and Academic to the Committee on Administra­ three buildings. The first will be and one shower. Dean at Catholic Theological Union in Chicago, III. tion, is to voice the student opinion situated on the corner of Huxley Still to be determined is the on administration matters. and Eaton and the other two on security system, the residence DEBATE. continued from pg. 1 During their meetings on Wed­ Grotto Lane and Eaton Street assistance status, the head resident, nesdays, the Committee on Ad­ respectively. the sexual distribution, and the busy with fundraising,” allowing she hopes to see Providence College ministration discusses activities, According to Lennon, not all the rates to be charged for living in more involvement in legislative “ investigate the possibilities of hav­ policies, and makes decisions which questions have been answered but these facilities. matters. She cited legislation and ing some security off campus and affect the students and the college. some specifications have been set. Lennon stated, “ Currently this communication as the top priorities upgrading our security on Some of the policies made thus is one of the biggest issues being ad­ on her list if elected Student Con­ campus.” far have been the alcohol policy, These specifications include: 420 new dorm spaces with 4 suites to dressed as new policies and pro­ gress President. The three candidates stated that the housing policy, the building a floor, 6 students to each suite, cedures come before the commit­ When discussing the administra­ the President o f Student Congress project of new dorms, the and 6 floors in each building. In tee. I would like to receive more in­ tion, Vallee claimed that “ the ad­ should not become more active in academic calendar, and the budget addition each apartment suite will put from the student body.” ministration has been doing a lot supervising the classes, agreeing proposals. of things without consulting the that the President is not a “ babysit­ students.” DiPina also agreed that ter.” DiPina stressed the need for the administration is not “con­ a President who will “ encourage sulting enough with Congress in participation, provide a role model matters of importance." and also delegate responsibility.” Lennon, in response to a ques­ The Student Congress Executive Globe-trotting In Business tion about the off campus housing Board Election will be held from situation, stated that the Commit­ 9:00 am to 3:30 pm in the lower tee on Administration is currently level of the Slavin Center on Thurs­ Takes More Than A Good Pair of Shoes investigating the security problems day March 19. off and on campus. She said that

★ RACISM, continued from pg. 2 Hurst attributes it to "an at­ affirmative action rules. The titude around the country that Bruin’s art director says he did not makes people who are not well fully understand the full implica­ meaning believe they can manifest tions of the cartoon, and Editor racial feelings in negative Ron Bell says he did not see it behavior.” before it ran. But University of Michigan Alfred Herrera, UCLA’s coor­ Prof. Reynolds Farley, author of dinator of transfer programs, says “ Blacks and Whites: Narrowing the Bruin generally is fair in repor­ the Gap,” isn’t sure there are more ting about minorities.“ If anything, racial incidents. they’re anti-racist,” he adds. “ It could very well be that we’re Most campus incidents, Hurst more sensitive to these incidents. It Found, were started by young peo­ may be that the frequency o f these ple insensitive to the civil rights incidents hasn’t changed, but the struggle. “Young whites, but reporting o f them has.” young blacks also, tend not to UCLA’s recent incident involv­ remember what happened back ed a cartoon that implied even a then. rooster could get into UCLA under It Takes Experience.

The United States Navy Supply Corps can give you the experience you need to succeed in business. Major corporations in a variety of fields, including international business relations, JAMES E. VALLEE recognize Supply Corps training as valuable experience for succeeding in the business world. Not only would you be involved in one of the largest, most complex business operations in the world, but you would learn and receive immediate responsibility in one or more of the FOR PRESIDENT OF following fields: STUDENT CONGRESS • Financial Management Former Supply Corps officers include the • Personnel Management Chairman and President of Marriott Corporation, the former Chairman of UAL, the Chairman of • Inventory Control American Express, a United States Ambassador, Dedication, Integrity, and Quality • Retail Merchandising the Chairman of Tenneco, and many other top • Food Service Operations executives of Fortune 500 corporations. Representation • Acquisitions and Contract Administration To learn more about the experience and train­ ing the Supply Corps can offer you, a represen­ • Transportation tative will be on campus Wednesday, March 25, • Physical Distribution Management LT Tom Wilber will be at Room 113 in Slavin * PLEASE EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE Hall at 3:00 p.m. to talk with you about your • Computer Systems Management future in the United States Navy Supply Corps. • Petroleum Consumption Analysis and Planning Providence EDITORIALS

New Financial Aid Rules Concern Students

Combine a new federal tax law, a huge budget deficit and the reauthorization of the Higher Education Act, and you have a menu of confusing factors that can affect the financing of your education. Couple that with the fact that tuition will rise $750 and room and board charges will increase $225 next year, and you will realize how important it is to be aware of the new tax laws and financial aid regulations. The new federal tax laws will mean more paper work for students and will redefine some forms of taxable income, but it will have little financial impact on most students. Students who receive grants that pay for anything beyond tuition and books will have their additional aid marked as taxable income. This new statute considers a room and board grant taxable form of income, but fortunately only three to four percent of our student body will be affected. Most students will be in­ convenienced by the new law which does not allow students to claim to be “ exempt” from income taxes anymore. Instead, everyone must fill out a W-4 form by April 15 to get their refunds from the taxes that were previously deducted from their paychecks. The most traumatic changes in financing an education came last October. The re-authorization of the Higher Education Act brought an overhaul that could greatly hurt some upper mid­ dle class families seeking students aid. All applicants must fill The Reagan(s) Presidential Come Back out a financial aid form if they are seeking any form of stu­ An elderly actor has said,“ I’m dent loan or aid, and for the first time a family’s assets will mood, they sound too much the now at an age when I’ve got to pro­ way the White House’s fallen be figured in with their income to determine whether they are ve that I’m just as good as I never cowboys-Oliver North et a l.- eligible for a federal loan or not. was.” Rex Harrison’s jest is sounded in conversations reported Suddenly, stock options and real estate are a major part of Ronald Reagan’s task. He has by the Tower commission. The determining your eligibility. Many people who fit into the begun with his brisk speech, which cowboys’ self-congratulatory ex­ was stocked with the required changes reek of contempt for peo­ $75,000 income bracket could find themselves remortgaging moral, tactical and strategic their homes to make up for what they now do not qualify for ple who practice the patience categories. demanded by democracy and who in aid. According to the Financial Aid Office, seven percent There was the language of moral accept the procedural accommoda­ of the current applicants at PC have their eligibility affected, responsibility. There was tactical tions required by anything as order­ but they are quick to point out that most second mortgage in­ shrewdness: In Washington, the ly as government. best way to change the subject is to Now, assuming that the Oliver terest rates are lower than student loan rates. change the furniture, meaning per­ Mr. Herbert D’Arcy of the Financial Aid Office considers Norths have been removed from sonnel. And there was the strategic the precincts o f power, is it too the changes to be, on the whole, very positive. The changes recognition that the open question- much to hope that their journalistic will help middle and lower class families, as more funds are opened by his recent behavior- equivalents can be sedated? available for the Pell Grant, and the borrowing limits placed concerns the sufficiency of his A wit has said that everything in energies, his intellectual and emo­ on student loans have increased. This is a welcome change for newspapers is absolutely true, ex­ tional application more than his cept reports of events about which all universities because the federal budget for financing educa­ physical stamina. one has personal knowledge. I tion was level funded for six years. Alexander Hamilton, the George know there are journalists who On a national scale, the new policies should reverse the 25 Founder most relevant to the recently would have lost their percent decline in enrollment for low income people that occurred realities of the modern state, stress­ reputations for seriousness, had ed the sovereign importance of Will over the past five years. But this is not to say that your they such, by writing the rubbish "energy in the executive." that has been said about Nancy own status could not be adversely affected. With all of the com­ Reagan’s understanding of that Reagan. plexities in the new laws and programs, it is strongly recom­ may still be insufficient. The dis­ It has been feverishly reported quieting passage in his speech was tion in the spirit that Jack Benny mended that you be sure of how your financial status will be accepted an award: “ I don’t she issued a statement she did not reviewed by the college, and that you understand how your his assertion that ransoming issue, attended a meeting she did hostages resulted because he asked deserve this, but then, 1 have ar­ eligibility for financial aid can change due to these new thritis and I don’t deserve that, not attend, caused the hiring and too many questions about the departures of people whose hirings regulations. hostages. either.” Such giddiness as Baker- mania is as American as (a sage has and departures she had nothing to He certainly asked the wrong do with, and espouses views she questions. He did not question the said) French toast and English muffins. But it obscures a fact: Our docs not hold. No wonder that assumption of the entire Iran in­ when Howard Baker asked her opi­ itiative of the wisdom of its ad­ government is energized, if at all, from the Oval Office, not from nion of the appointment of vocates. Worse, his diagnosis of his William Webster as CIA director failure — too many of the wrong down the hall. ©mill I could be accused of worshipp­ she recoiled, saying she did not questions-suggests an essentially want to have opinions about passive presidential function, the ing at Baker’s shrine. He was my Kstablished in 1935 presidential choice in 1980. But it everything. questioning of others' initiatives. The suggestion that Mrs. Reagan USPS 136-260 Until he decides to be more of an is preposterous to think his White House presence is much more than is a Catherine de Medici are issu­ Kditor-in-Chief...... Kendra Bogosian, '87 initiator, rather than a mere in­ the negative guarantee that outright ing from the same press corps that News Editor...... Ted Winschel, ‘87 quisitor, he will not be “ just as six years ago believed, with equal good as he never was." lunacy will not flourish within the Assistant News Editor...... Julie Norko. '88 White House fence. Avoidance of certitude, that she was Valley Girl Editorial Editor...... Joe Devine. '89 Reagan never was the irresistible emeritus, interested only in clothes force he once appeared to be lunacy is an insufficient agenda. Business Editor...... Terry Baerlein, '87 Baker’s genius blossomed when, as and china (tableware, not the coun­ Arts/Entertainment Editor...... Jenn LaTorre. '88 because the Democratic Party was try). Some Washingtonians who such a movable object. His elec­ Senate majority leader, he was Eeatures Editor...... Jackie Voss, '87 handed Reagan’s agenda. Reagan's preen themselves on perfect attune- Sports Editor...... Sean P Sweeney. '88 toral record and early legislative ment to feminist sensibilities seem victories gave rise to hyperbole. task today is to hand him another Assistant Sports Editor...... Pal Nero, '87 agenda. That is, Reagan should not scandalized by Mrs. Reagan’s Graphics Editor...... Mike Sullivan, ‘88 And now Washington, reversing audacity in having opinions and her form, is saying that his shortcom­ just settle for the theatricality of Photography Editor...... Mary Ann Doyle. '87 summitry and the superstition of impertinence in not sealing them in Asst. Photography Editor.Joseph Gaines. '88 ings validate, retroactively, all the a mason jar. condescensions of the intelligentsia. arms control, two vices by which Business Manager...... Ellen Snakard. '87 Presidents, unlike the nation, The prize for solemn nonsense A dvertising M anager...... Andrew Q uinn. '87 The apotheosis of Howard goes to those who have contrived Baker is but the freshest evidence prosper. Co-Production Manager...... Jen Preston. '89 Reagan’s recruitment of Baker is to conclude that an opinionated C o-P roduction M anager...... Brian R andall. '89 that too much winter has unhing­ first lady is a affront to the Con­ ed Washington’s judgment. How evident that conservatism is com­ Co-Circulation Manager...... Brian Ward. '87 ing of age by acknowledging that stitution. Imagine, a first lady who Co-Circulation Manager...... Mark Lefebvre. *87 else explain the apparent conviction government is a dignified, deman­ has opinions. Who does she think TypesettersLisa LeBlanc. Amy McCormack.Gary Wall, Dave that the White House chief of staff, she is? A citizen? An editorialist? a position that, a generation ago, ding profession. Reagan, who us­ Randall. Patti Wisleder ed to ridicule the "Washington Eleanor Roosevelt? Advisor...... Rev. Robert E. Bond, O.P. had not yet congealed from ac­ cumulated function, is now the buddy system,” now knows that Subscription rate $8.00 per year by mail. Student subscription includ­ people like Baker, who is George Will is a syndicated col­ ed in tuition fee. crucial variable in the equation of umnist fo r the Washington Post government? everybody’s buddy come in handy. Writers Group. Baker is one of Washington’s When Republicans are in their grown-ups and will accept adula- bluff, towel-snapping, locker-room COMMENTARY

Parents Responsible For Children’s Support Needed For Behavior Hunger Project ly subject to parental control at all­ sex-role model for sons. A very im­ The ancient Greeks judged portant function fathers normally peer group pressure, movies, televi­ the Providence College Priests— parents by the quality of their fulfill in the family is to ensure the Dear Editor: sion, etc. Aristotle advocated that which was none. It was extremely children, but R. Emmett Tyrell development of appropriate sexual I am writing this letter after at­ children should be kept away from disappointing that not even one argues (American Spectator, May) identity in children. All emotionally tending a service for the Students all (hat is base and violent. Im­ Priest showed to give their blessings that President Reagan and past- handicapped offspring have one Against Hunger. Out of the group possible today. to the students, who are represen­ presidents ought not to be blamed thing in common: in childhood there are 8 students that are going Having conceded this much, ting the College. If the Priests are for the irresponsible actions of their they experienced the absence of an to Lebanon, Virginia in the Appalachian who would gainsay that parental unwilling to set an example of sup­ children. Lesser mortals ask, accessible parent because of death, Region to help the poor. values largely determine a child’s port, how can the student body be “ What, then, about us?” The pro­ divorce, or a time-demanding job. Through the generous aid of future behavior? Research corroborates encouraged to do the same? Often verb, “ Train up a child in the way Parents like to rationalize their groups, individuals, and fun­ folk wisdom: “ Like father, many of the Priests are eager to he should go; and when he is old absence by saying, “ It’s not the draisers the group raised enough like son; like mother, like point out all the wrongs, but are he will not depart from it" attests quantity of time you spend with for their travel expenses. daughter." Studies of sources from unable to notice the good that we to the fact that we are pretty much children, it’s the quality." But time A Commissioning Prayer Service which children derive their ethical arc capable of doing. what our homes have made us. is like oxygen: there’s a minimum was held Tonight, (Wednesday concepts show a striking cor­ Perhaps, it is too much to ask a But it is unfair to fault parents amount that’s needed to survive. 25th), to pray for the students and respondence between the moral Priest to spare a half hour of his for every child who comes a crop­ The price of success in business, those that they are going to help. per. Mothers who smother and judgments of the child and those of The service was lovely, thanks to time for such a worthy cause. the parents. But transmitting values politics or the professions occurs overprotect their offspring too often at the expense of suc­ Sister O ’Hanlon, O.P. and Sister (nomism) were once charged by takes time and trouble; values have Vice, O.P. Although! the student Sincerely to be lived more than talked about. cessful parenthood. Jennifer Oliver '87 Philip Wylie with causing all the ills While dedicated service to one’s turnout was not overwhelming, it of society, and when children get Parents who wring their hands and was considerably more than that of whine about being powerless to in­ vocation serves the commonwealth, in trouble today, parent's ask, committed parents deserve to be “ What did I do wrong?" Even fluence children’s behavior are cop- outs. “ Diogenes struck the father told that they, too, serve; they President Reagan sheepishly foster America’s future just as acknowledged his deficiencies as a when the son swore.” Just Curious..... “ Excuses for poor parenthood much as citizens who devote all father. But the cliche “ there arc no their time and effort to "getting problem children, only problem are abound. For instance, power­ by Mark Cohen and John Wallace ...Why people who hated Ray­ ful external ambition-which can ahead.” parents" is as fallacious as the idea Inept parents have children who, mond Cafe while they were on that all children are imps of Satan. often be a force for public good — is We were just wondering... campus, try to sneak in once used to justify parental neglect. in turn become inept parents, as A human being is not a machine divorces multiply, as separations, ...W ho lives in that house bet­ they're off. that once set rolling in the wrong This explains why an intelligent, ex­ ween Schneider Arena and Slavin? ...If there is a Satanic presence traordinarily ambitious, twice- desertions and abandonments in­ direction is unable to change its crease, welfare costs rise, more ...If the Friar’s Club has to elect in the banking machine in Lower course. Parents set the stage for the married man like President Reagan its own members, how did it get Slavin. may not have been sufficiently children become the community’s dram of their children’s lives, but responsibility and the nation is started in the first place? ...Why the Knights of Columbus the human organism is an on­ dedicated to parenting to transmit ...W ho writes up R.A.’s? at PC don’t wear yellow aprons appropriate values to his children. burdened with growing numbers of going, changing concern with the psychologically damaged children. ...Who’s in charge of blinking and hand out tootsie rolls. motives of the individual its pro­ Parents sometimes opt, implicit­ the lights at the library? ...What the tower on top of ly or explicitly for business, profes­ An improved society of better pelling force. Freewill is a fact of citizens depends largely on the pro­ ...What happens to all of those Aquinas is for. experience. Children arc un­ sional or political ambition rather Civ tapes at the end of the year? ...Where that bell that tolls every than for committed parenthood. duction of better parents. doubtedly miniatures of their Americans have to realize that the ...Who “ Mr. and Mrs. Slavin" fifteen minutes is. parents, but not up to the point Successful men, research discloses, really are. are often absentee fathers, spen­ most challenging, creative task they where parents can be held respon­ will ever face is to take an infant sible for their children’s faults and ding less than forty-five minutes a week in conversation and contact and guide him through the shoals defects. of childhood and adolescence to Before indicting parents for with their offspring. Yet we have the saying, "one father is better the maturity of responsible flunking their parenting job one adulthood and citizenship. The Cowl welcomes responsible has to consider the innumerable than a hundred schoolmasters." Absentee fathers produce two forces affecting children beyond Joseph L Lennon, O.P. questions and comments from its their parents’ values, forces hard­ negative effects: lack of parental supervision and discipline; lack of Vice President for Community readers. Letters should be kept Affairs brief and are subject to editing. Talkin’ Baseball Please include your name, ad­ Joseph Giammarco dress and phone number on each loosely), who never would have Fort Lauderdale, Chain O’Lakes lowering the mound a few inches article. made the majors in the earlier days Park, intersquad games, the in the 1960’s because the high of baseball, to be considered Grapefruit League; spring training mound gave the pitcher “ an unfair “ stars” . From 1930 to 1970, the has arrived and with it another advantage" (Roger Hornsby hit collective team batting averages baseball season is under way. Un­ .424 in 1924, Ted Williams hit .406 dropped form .295 to .254. Cer­ fortunately, our National Pastime in 1941 with this disadvantage). tainly there are a few (very few) is but a shadow of its former self. Also, can anyone seriously com­ players who could have played in As somewhat of a baseball tradi­ pare former commissioners Frick any period (Rose, Garvey, Mat­ tionalist, I would like to mention and Kuhn with Judge Kennesaw tingly, Boggs, ... come to mind). a few factors which, over the last Mountain Landis? Landis barred 7 As for pitchers, expansion has per­ 25 years or so, have taken a heavy players from baseball and erased mitted many triple and double a toll on the quality o f the game. their records for their involvement quality players to find a place of a The first that comes to mind is in the 1919 Black Sox scandal. major league staff. Even a good the infamous Astro-turf. This ar­ Frick, in the 1960’s, gave Juan staff of today can’t compare to a tificial grass gives rise to artificial Marichal a 9-day suspension and a good s ta g of yesteryear. Let's take bounces which leads to artificially $1,750 fine for nearly blinding a four starters of the 1986 World high batting averages for players Dodger player when Juan attack­ Champion Mets’ (Gooden, Ojeda, who merely have to become profi­ ed him with a bat. A recent study Darling, and Fernandez) as com­ cient at hitting the ball on the shows that the fairly new cork fill­ pared to the 1906 National League ground. The Astro-turf is so hard ed baseball travels an additional Champion Chicago Cubs (Brown that similar results could be achiev­ 150 feet for every 200 feet traveled 1.04, Overall 1.88, Reulbach 1.65, ed by playing on pavement. by the old ball. The modern prac­ and Pfiester 1.56), that’s just the The designated hitter is another tice of shortening the distance from starting rotation folks! (and they instrument that is deserving of con­ the plate to the fence is also wor­ lost the World Series.) tempt. I admit that it docs give thy of a sneer. The uniforms of Modern salaries are an expensive more consistency and offensive many teams today look like pa­ joke. Most people would be ecstatic capability in the lineup than a pit­ jamas. The baseball gloves arc so to earn $450,000 a year, but not cher usually provides. However, large these days it makes one our heroes today! Of course the the DH also takes a good amount of wonder how some of these guys can owners are as much to blame as the strategy from the game (for exam­ make so many errors with a bushel players. I wonder, if Bob Stanley ple, do you let your pitcher bat or basket at the end of their arms. can earn $1 million a year, how- do you pinch hit for him and rely I will end here. Having aired my much would Cy Young. Jimmie upon the bullpen?). On this note, complaints, I leave you with this The C ow l wishes a speedy Fox, Horus Wagner, Joe DiMaggio the National League should be con­ thought; would Abner Doubleday and dozens of others make to­ gratulated for the adherence to (yes. it was Doubleday) recognize recovery to Fr. Joseph Len­ day? Mickey Mantle was signed for tradition (remember. Babe Ruth his game? However, I suppose it approximately a $1,000 bonus, was once a pitcher). would be to much to ask that non, O.P., a good friend of the Stan Musial signed for $65 a Expansion has been one of the baseball return to the game it once month. As they say," You've come most harmful of diseases. It does, was, so I will sit back and watch paper and a faithful columnist a long way baby!” (Yes, along of course, allow more people to en­ another season (including the way, too far!) joy major league teams (as well as ridiculously long playoff schedule). for the Editorial Section. There are many other little things make money), but it also is crippl­ about which I could go on for ing to baseball’s quality. Expansion Hurry back, Father! pages. Briefly, such things as allows players (and I use the term By Mary Pulitzer

Meet Nancy Reagan: New Housing Policy Dear Editor: What are these students to do? Some of these freshmen who did The New Mother Goose Once again the class of 1990 is not hand in the housing notice may the victim of unfair residence transfer to other schools. Also policies. It first happened in many o f these freshmen will be what America had in mind when public over the past month or so. September o f 1986 with a great forced to leave PC by their parents. As the Iran arms scandal has un­ the country elected Reagan in 1980 It is now not a question of what the number of freshmen being welcom­ Parents do not feel their 18 year old folded over the past several and then again in 1984? For all our president knew concerning the ed to Providence College by not son or daughter is ready to live in months, more and more people are sakes over the next year I hope not. whole scandal, but what he told receiving on campus housing. This such an unstructured environment being drawn into the gross pool of I hate Donald Regan, but who is others in his administration to do, year the same thing is about to hap­ as the off campus apartments. quicksand. Since the president Nancy Reagan to have him fired? under the provision that he would pen. Approximately 70 members of Many upperclassmen at PC stated himself has not been able to take She virtually had Regan removed not be informed of the means in the freshman class have been left that to live off campus during control of the situation, dear old by herself. Is this how a president which his orders were carried out . without on campus housing for the freshman or sophomore year is Nancy Reagan has taken it upon handles problems in his own ad­ Is this right? Is this what a wife 1987-88 academic year because of detrimental, both socially and herself to get out the whip and snap ministration? Rather than helping would expect from a husband? an inefficient policy implemented academ ically. They feel her husband's boys into shape. her husband, Nancy is making If you recall, Nancy, a while- by the administration. underclassmen are still getting to This, to me, is a clear indication Ronny look like an incompetent back, campaigned for the place­ What happened? On February 9, know the campus and the school that Ronald Reagan can not pro­ buffoon. I already knew that, but ment if Edwin Meese to the posi­ 1987 a flyer was distributed to the policies. To go off campus would perly run this country. it doesn’t make a good impression tion of Attorney General. 1 wonder freshman class, informing them of make the adjustment to college all Ever since the Iran arms scandal for our allies. Like Rosalyn Carter, if she approves o f his conduct in their own responsibility to ensure the more difficult. was made public, much heat has Nancy Reagan is making her hus­ this thing. Meese, it appears, gave housing for their sophomore year. This is the second time the Class been applied to Donald T. Regan. band's situation worse by taking a Oliver North and his secretary two The importance of handing this of 1990 has been bumped off cam­ The First Lady looked like the commanding and authoritative days to shred important and vital notice to the residence office was pus by the Residence Office. The towering inferno as she blasted position in this Iran scandal. I wish documents that contained informa­ not sufficiently stressed. This is evi­ students who did not receive hous­ Regan in the press. She called for Nancy could just act like Jackie tion pertaining to the Iran arms dent in the fact that such a high ing their freshman year were denied his dismissal from the Reagan Ad­ Kennedy did during the Cuban scandal. I have no sympathy for percentage of freshman did not res­ a campus social life by their ministration, and pressed for Missel Crisis and the Bay of Pigs. North, and I wish the press would pond to the notice by the stated miscalculations. This has happen­ Howard Baker as Regan’s replace­ Jackie sat back and let her husband stop taking pictures of him depar­ deadline. This was the one and only ed once to our class, let us not let ment as Chief of Staff. And, it ap­ handle the situations, and, if you ting from church because he does chance given to these “ freshman” this happen again. It seems that the pears, while Ronald Reagan was recall, after the Bay of Pigs mission not exemplify the typical good to live on campus for the 1987-88 class of 1990 has taken the brunt recovering and testing from failed, John Kennedy came out and Christian. If anything, North academic year. As of now these 69 of PC residence problems once too surgery, Nancy was making deci­ said the idea was wrong, something should be tarred and feathered and students have been informed that often. sions about nuclear arms. Ronald Reagan has yet to admit to buried in a Bozo the clown outfit. they do not have housing and have We as tuition paying students of I can understand a wife looking concerning the Iran/Contra Let’s face it, Howard Baker is been placed on an ever growing Providence College are asking one out for her husband when he has scandal. not going to get this administration waiting list. These students repre­ thing from the administration. Rec­ gotten himself into a bind, but I By defending her husband rolling, and neither is Nancy sent approximately eight percent of tification of a bad policy by giving don’t want an S.O.S. soap pad publicly, Nancy Reagan joins with Reagan; she would impress me the entire Class of 1990. For this those on the waiting list a second lookalike running my country Ronny in a gross disdain for hones­ more if she resorted to doing Max­ one mistake these students are now chance to confirm their wishes to because her husband is incompetent ty, morality and legality in interna­ well House coffee commercials. The being penalized. Should freshman live on campus for the 1987-88 and senile. Many of Reagan’s tional affairs. It is clear that the on­ Reagan Era is dead, and I’m glad negligence produce such harsh and school year. After our class’ cowboys have stated that the presi­ ly moral standard the Reagan Ad­ it ended in the way it did, a nice finite results? This is obviously a residence problems of the p ast, we dent seemed “ out of it” over the ministration holds itself to is that juicy scandal. The GRateful Dead bad policy. feel that this is a small request. past month. Robert McFarlane the end justifies the means. I don't once sang, “ I turn on channel six, Why is it a bad policy? There are Perhaps establishing a few quads said that he noticed Reagan was care if Nancy is defending her hus­ the president comes on the news/ many reasons which indicate that may help to solve the problem, but forgetting many things as the two band and looking out for him like Says “ I get no satisfaction, that’s this policy was poorly instituted. something must be done now. Does talked during meetings. And, it ap­ a good wife should; I think she why I sing the blues” , and I think For one reason freshmen students the administration sincerely care pears that the president has even adheres to this moral standard held that should be the theme song for are still adjusting to the in­ about its students? forgotten much concerning the Iran by her husband, Don Regan, Oliver the final year of the dishonest, im­ dependence and responsibilities scandal itself! Great. We’ve got a North, John Poindexter and many moral and Constitution-violating which have been thrust upon them. Gregory P. Howes, President man who does not remember others. Reagan Administration. Further more no second chance Kevin Walsh, Vice President events from one day to the next, I wonder if Nancy Reagan silent­ was given to these students. Had Elizabeth Murphy, Secretary who does not remember some of ly believes that what Ronald Robert P. Toole '89 is and English there been adequate publicity con­ Paul Nelson, Treasurer the reasons he is in trouble with the Reagan did was indeed wrong, Major. cerning the importance of such an The Class of 1990 rest o f the government, and who’s especially with all the new issue, this housing problem may wife is running this show. Is this developments that have been made have b e e n a v o i d e d . Consumer News Consumer Career News A Business of Confidence Your Own Rebounds U.S. consumer confidence Career Planning Assistants Needed Do you get up early and find bounced back in February after yourself at work while others are slipping in January, The Con­ by Claire Fitzpatrick research. In addition to career O.K., now the pitch: We are still getting up? Do you check your ference Board reports today. planning and related issues, the looking for people who like to be bank statement as soon as it comes The Board’s Consumer Con­ By now most of you sophomores career assistants also provide infor­ involved in group activities. We in? As a kid, did you have a paper fidence Index (1985 100) advanced and juniors have received flyers mation on how to identify skills, in­ need students who are interested in route or sell lemonade? Do you to 92.3, up six points over January. concerning the need for new career terests, and work values and then career planning or who have had trust you hunches and find it easy Plans to buy cars and homes are assistants. relate them to career choices. some experience with the process. to make decisions? Do you keep down sharply. This year we have six upper During first semester these We want enthusiasm!! new ideas in your head and do you Confidence about both present classmen involved in the career “ The career assistants If you have any of these remember people’s names and and future business conditions in­ assistant program, and five of us qualifications pick up an applica­ faces? Can you separate your home creased in February. Over 25 per­ are seniors. Are you getting the serve as an outreach group tion in Slavin 209. It’s not to late. life from your business? Are you cent label current business condi­ picture? o f the Career Planning It only takes five minutes to fill an immigrant or did you move tions as “ good,” up from 22 per­ Just as with most of the other Service to in form students from one part of this country to cent in January. More than 19 per­ organizations on campus at this In return for your work as a another? If you answer yes to many cent expect economic conditions to time of year, we, too, must replace about available programs career assistant you will gain a clear o f these questions, you may have understanding and working improve over the next six months, our graduating members. and services. ” what it takes to start a business up from 16 percent. Still over 45 Before getting into the pitch knowledge o f the career planning from your home, according to percent complain about the dif­ about who should be interested in workshops are done for freshmen process, its importance and value. experts. ficulty of finding jobs, con­ becoming a career assistant and and sophomores, primarily, You will develop and/or strengthen These tests (there are more ques­ siderably more than the 20 percent why, let’s refresh your memory. although anyone is welcome to at­ your communication skills primari­ tions) and five other chapters make who feel that jobs are “ plentiful.” The career assistants serve as an tend. Second semester workshops ly in the area of public speaking. up the 48-page U.S. Small Business The monthly survey, which outreach group of the Career Plan­ are expanded to include juniors. You will get some experience in Administration booklet, Starting covers 5,000 households ning Service to inform students For these workshops the group marketing and publicizing events. and Managing a Business from throughout the United States, is about available programs and ser­ members work in teams of two. And finally, you will have that feel­ Your Home. It points out the ad­ conducted for the Board by Na­ vices. Through their workshops the Before running any kind of ing of accomplishment that goes vantages and disadvantages of tional Family Opinion, Inc. of group provides information on the workshop, the career assistants along with helping others. home business, and will help you Toledo, Ohio. basics of career planning and career were thouroughly trained in the In addition to career assistants decide what your product is, how “ Consumer spirits remain process of career planning. interested in career planning, we you will sell it, to whom, and for restrained, despite the latest upturn Continued on pg. 8 how much. It also has information in confidence,” explains Fabian on establishing the business, keep­ Linden, executive director of the ing records, laws, taxes, and how Board’s Consumer Research Help Wanted Index Drops in Jan. you can make it easier for yourself. Center. “The current message from For your copy of Starting and A smaller rise was recorded by the the consumer is that while the Pacific region, ‘4.0. The East the last 12 months want-ad volume Managing a Business from Your economy is not heading for a bad The Help-Wanted Advertising Home, send your name and ad­ Index dropped two points in North Central region posted the increased modestly in the Middle Continued on pg. 8 dress and $1.75 to Department January, The Conference Board largest slump of -9.2 percent. Atlantic, Pacific and New England 146R, Consumer Information reports today. Says Conference Board regions but fell sharply in the West Center, Pueblo, Colorado 81009. AICPA Awards The seasonally-adjusted Index economist Kenneth G oldstein: South Central region.” The phrase “cottage industry,” (1967*100) fell to 142 in January, “ Labor demand showed neither The Help-Wanted Index meaning business in the home, Scholarships to a two point decline from last sustained improvement nor measures the volume of classified perhaps should be changed to Minority Students month’s 144 and one point below deterioration in 1986, and the data advertising in 51 major newspapers “spare room industry.” the reading of 143in January 1986. for January 1987 suggest that the across the nation. It is sensitive to Homemakers (both female and Advertising volume rose in two labor market remains on a plateau. changes in the demand for labor, The American Institute of Cer­ In fact, advertising volume was no as well as general business male), hobbyists, retirees, tified Public Accountants (AICPA) regions of the country. The East moonlighters, and the disabled are South Central registered a higher in this month than one year conditions. has awarded over $40,000 in earlier.” Goldstein added: “ Over just a few o f the groups attracted scholarships to minority students in substantial increase of 14.0 percent. to working out of the spare room. accounting for the second half of Jan. 1987 Dec. 1986 Nov. 1986 Jan. 1986 And the businesses can range from the 1986-87 academic year. raising honey bees to making dolls Since the program’s inception in TOTAL INDEX - 51 CITIES 142 144R to computer programming, typing 1970, the AICPA Minority 147 143 services, catering, tutoring, Recruitment and Equal Opportuni­ photography, market research, you ty Committee has awarded over NEW ENGLAND 165 168 179 156 name it. The way most home $2.9 million in scholarship aid to Boston 168 164 184 162 businesses start is by one person some 3,300 students. The awards Hartford 170 187 182 169 deciding that he or (since women this year represent the highest Providence 150 163 are five times as likely as men to amount ever given to minority 161 125 start a business) she has something students by the AICPA. to sell, and there is no need to set The $40,125 in scholarship aid MIDDLE ATLANTIC 78 82 85 73 up a separate shop or office to do was granted to 105 undergraduate Albany 189 175 190 173 it. But it does take more than that. and graduate accounting students, Allentown 279 338 306 196 First, you need to decide whether including Blacks, Hispanics, New York 56 58 you have the skills and money to American Indians and Asians. 64 56 Philadelphia start a business. Your family may “ The scholarship program is 69 75 78 64 have less money because you have designed to make accounting Pittsburgh 92 91 87 83 given up a job or because money education accessible to as many Rochester 91 94 90 91 that had gone into fun things in the qualified minority students as Syracuse N/A 140R 145R 118 past is now going into the business. possible by giving them needed Starting and Managing a Business financial support,” said AICPA from Your Home has information President Philip B. Chenok. EAST NORTH CENTRAL 92 102R 99 90 to help you decide whether you This year’s scholarship winners Chicago 98 113R 109 91 have a sellable product or service, represent 68 schools, with the Cincinnati 148 185 how to determine your market, 151 163 largest number of awards going to Cleveland whether there is competition, how 59 65 65 60 students attending the historically Columbus you will promote it, and - most im­ Black colleges and universities. In­ 174 172 177 158 portant -- it has formulas so you cluded in the total are 13 General Dayton 75 79 84 84 can decide how much you should Mills-AICPA scholarships amoun­ Detroit 55 58 62 67 charge. ting to $5,000, 11 Arthur Gary 163 150 139 123 You probably need to talk with Anderson-AICPA awards totalling Indianapolis 101 117 88 a lawyer about the legal aspects of $4,500 and six RCA-AICPA 117 Milwaukee establishing a business and with an scholarships for $2,375. 66 68 67 55 accountant about the financial and Individuals interested in apply­ Toledo 126 127 128 130 tax side. The book goes over what ing for scholarships should write to you should ask. Also check on in­ Sharon Donahue, manager, WEST NORTH CENTRAL 96 98 107 93 surance, zoning, licenses, permits, Minority Recruitment and Equal Kansas City 181 160 and any other regulations you need Opportunity Department, AICPA, 152 187 to follow. Check with the town, 1211 Avenue of the Americas, New Minneapolis 81 79 88 71 county, or state. There may even York, NY 10036-8775. The Omaha 131 116 129 117 be federal laws you need to meet. deadlines for receipt of applications St. Louis 67 62 71 69 You will also need capital to buy are July 1 and December I . equipment and supplies, pay for The AICPA is the national pro­ SOUTH ATLANTIC 202 191 ads, cover the costs of the licenses fessional organization o f CPAs 201 206 and insurance, and still be able to with a membership of over Atlanta 267 263 281 287 eat until the profit starts coming in. 240,000. In its continuing efforts to Baltimore 270 254 233 219 Finally, seek out and talk with serve the public interest, the Charlotte 188 171 175 161 others who operate businesses from organization sets audit standards, Jacksonville 214 233 237 211 their homes. They will usually by upholds the profession’s code of Miami happy to tell you how to avoid the ethics, provides continuing profes­ 96 89 101 83 pitfalls and make the most of op­ sional education and prepares and Richmond 137 147 137 128 portunities. The book tells how to grades the Uniform CPA Washington, D.C. 179 196 208 183 use existing business networks to Examination. Continued to page 8 Industrial Countries Projecting Economic Growth INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC SCOREBOARD

Indexes of Economic Led by Taiwan, the world’s nine Leading Business for most of the industrial nations,” Performance major industrial countries are notes Conference Board Economic Cycle Indexes signaling significant economic Growth Rates* Growth Rates* Counsellor Edgar R. Fielder. “ For Ten-Year growth ahead, according to The the nine nations combined, the Growth 6 3 Conference Board’s International leading indexes are now registering 6 3 Rate mos. Latest mos. mos. Latest Economic Scoreboard. an average growth rate of 4 9 countries Latest data show the leading in­ 1969-1979 ago ago month ago ago month 8 countries excl. U.S. dex for Taiwan advancing at an an­ "For the nine nations combin­ North America (2) nual rate of 14 percent to pace all ed, the leading indexes are now tUrope (4) other countries. France is right Pacific Region (3) annual rates, percent behind at 10 percent. Following are registering an average growth Australia, 8 percent; Italy and West rate o f 4 percent. ” United States 4 3 2 2 4 3 4 Germany, 6 percent; Japan and the Canada 4 3 2 2 5 5 6 United States at 5 percent. Lagg­ percent." West Germany 3 2 2 2 2 1 2 ing are Canada (2 percent) and the The economic performance in­ France 3 3 3 4 6 5 6 United Kingdom (1 percent). dexes, which track current economic conditions are moving at 5 2 1 0 4 5 6 The leading indexes, which pro­ United Kingdom a more modest pace in most coun­ Italy ject future economic conditions, 3 2 3 3 2 4 5 are based on a wide variety of ma­ tries. For the nine countries com­ Japan bined, latest data show this index Australia 4 3 1 1 3 3 2 jor economic indicators. They in­ 3 5 6 4 6 4 6 clude new orders, corporate pro­ rising at a 2 percent annual rate. Taiwan, R.O.C. 4 4 4 5 7 8 10 fits, construction contracts and The clear-cut leader is Taiwan, 2 1 2 3 0 stock prices, as well as other whose performance index is clim­ 3 2 1 2 11 7 6 measures. The indexes are compil­ bing at an annual rate of 13 5 2 2 1 4 5 5 ed monthly for the Board by the percent. Center for International Business 4 4 2 0 0 5 8 Cycle Research at the Columbia Continued from 7 10 8 10 13 13 13 14 Business School. meet other entrepreneurs, and it tree copy of the Consumer Infor­ lists many other helpful books on mation Catalog. Published quarter­ MOOD IS STILL UPBEAT starting and managing a small ly by the Consumer Information “ The leading business-cycle in­ The Littlest Targets in business. Center of the U.S. General Services dexes continue to reflect a To learn more, send $1.75 for a Administration, the Catalog lists moderately upbeat economic mood copy of Starting and Managing a more than 200 other free and the Banking World—Kids! Business from Your Home. At the moderately priced federal booklets same time, you will also receive a A Denver bank has targeted a If the future is in the hands of on a wide variety of subjects. new market to conquer. It’s not the the young, what better place for old, it’s not the middle class or the them to learn about the world of yuppies. It's children. finance, than through a bank that The Kids Bank is scheduled to caters to their own needs. open in July. It’s clients will be bet­ ween the ages of 10 and 22, and they will receive full bank services- checking and savings accounts, REWARDING CAREER AVOID business loans, and credit cards OPPORTUNITY FOR THE (co-signed by adults, of course). ADVENTURE-MINDED The Kids Bank plans to have a Eckerd Family Youth Alternatives. Inc. very select target market: Girl seeks men and women to work with emo­ Scout troops depositing cookie tionally problemed youth at our year-round revenues and yard-work tycoons. wilderness camps. In this live-in position Counselor/Teachers lead groups of 10 THE NOID Bill Daniels, Cable TV pioneer, children in camp craft, canoe, backpack is providing $1.5 million to start up and raft trips, problem solving and ex­ this bank. He believes that "if we periential learning. Entry-level opening in teach more of our young children NH, RI, VT, NC, FL, and TN. Full benefits. Undergraduate accredited training about the world of finance, we will encourage entrepreneurship." CAMPUS INTERVIEWS ON APRIL 8th There isn’t just one bank that is INFORMATIONAL SESSION ON APRIL 7th backing The Kids Bank. Daniels is at 6:30 p.m. in SLAVIN 113. For additional information, contact your asking banks all over Denver to Career Placement Office, or send resume contribute to this unique project. to Marita Schneider at Eckerd Family The bank will make it's money by Youth Alternatives, Inc., Box 27223 making college loans. Elmwood Station, Providence, RI 02903.

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An equal opportunity employer. 151 Weybosset Street Providence, Rhode Island (401) 273-6630 State Street ARTS/ENTE Experience the Magic of Doug Henning at PPAC

Doug Henning, performing at award him a $4,000 Canadian the Providence Performing Arts Council Grant for the study of Center on Sunday, March 22, has magic. This allowed him to travel been acclaimed as the greatest to the western world and study with magician of modern times. With such sleight-of-hand masters as Dai his charming style and w ondrous Vernon and Slydini. illusions, Doug has transformed In December 1981, Henning the dying art of sorcery into a spec­ married Debby Douillard in Fair- tacular and enlightening form of field, Iowa. The beautiful entertainment. ceremony, complete with horse Douglas James Henning was drawn carriage, seemed to come born May 3, 1947, in Winnipeg, from the pages of a fairy tale. Deb­ Manitoba, Canada. He first by has since appeared in Henning’s became interested in magic at the 1982 television special and is cur­ age o f six when he saw a magician rently featured as a co-star in his levitate a woman on a television touring stage show. program. He practiced with a Henning was honored to be magic kit and studied magic books chosen as the spokesman for the at the local library. At the early age March of Dimes 1981 Reading Pro­ of 14, he performed publicly for gram. Through the use of his the first time at a friend’s birthday magic, he instructs children on the party. Delighted with his ability to importance o f books. captivate an audience, Henning In December 1982, Henning placed an ad in the local paper that returned to Broadway in "M erlin", read, “ Magician, Have Rabbit, an elaborate magical, musical stage Will Travel". Soon he was busy show which he co-created. performing at parties and local “ Merlin” , produced by Ivan Reit- television shows in Toronto. man and Columbia Pictures, After high school, Henning recreated the story of Merlin’s Pictured above is Doug Henning and his wife who are scheduled to enrolled at McMaster University, adventures. Henning, as Merlin, appear at PPAC on Sunday, March 22, 1987 at 7:00 p.m. planning to be a doctor. It was performed a series of show­ there that he studied the stopping illusions which he special­ psychology o f perception, which ly created for the musical. In “Memory of Cats” at PPAC helped him to understand the His magic earned high praise from the critics. The New York by Fran Scire power of suggestion and the art of actually has the audience believing formed by Grizabella, the glamour Times wrote, "M r. henning is attention manipulation. Henning Cats, a beautiful display of the they are watching cats. The cat, who is excellently played by applied these skills in creating his beyond compare as an illusionist, lives of tellicle cats was performed costumes are incredible with such he believes in his magic and makes Leslie Ellis. Grizabella is the one illusions. at the Providence Performing Arts detail, each cat different right cat that all the others shy away us true believers too.” Time Upon graduation, Henning Center last week. The musical is down to the streaks of color on from because she is very old and magazine proclaimed him, “ one of planned to perform magic for just designed around the life and times their face and tail. The movements very mysterious. She is chosen by Broadway’s certified miracle two years before continuing his of a group of stray cats who call of the actors and actresses are Old Deuteronomy to be taken to workers.” education. But after turning his themselves the Tellicle Cats. The slinky and cautious just as if it were “ the heaviside layer” . Lisa Dawn studies to magic, he never went “ The art of a magician,” ex­ setting is one of a junkyard type a real feline pawing his way across Cave, Larry Small and Andy back for medical school. plains Henning, "is to renew our with colorful scenery as well as the stage. Spangler who play Bombalurin, Instead, Henning developed a wonder for the world. If we live lighting. The cast consists of The dancing was excellent, there Old Deuteronomy and Rum Turn formula: "Magic ‘ Theatre ' A rt” , with a sense of wonder, our lives twenty-three felines who’s clawing were solo and duet performances as Tiger respectively deserve and convinced a skeptical panel to will be filled with joy.” abilities are equal to that of their well as perfectly time stepped honorable mention for their dancing. Ca ts is a very fast-paced chorus ensembles. As for the sing­ superior performances. musical upbeat numbers, however ing it was very professional all The music was written by Trevor I found it difficult to follow the singers having very strong and en­ Nunn who also directed the original “All The King’s Men” plot line. The plot seems to revolve joyable voices. One particular production. The incredible around the leader of these stray scene which stood out as the best choreography was done by Gillian Assemble at Trinity Rep cats, Old Deuteronomy. He has o f the production was that of Lynne. I was impressed by the per­ some sort of power in which he can magical Mr. Mistoffelees. Mistoffelees, formance and scenery o f the send one cat per year to a wonder­ a cat with special magical musical; however, the Performing ful land the cats call “ the heaviside powers is played by Randy Arts Center was disappointing layer” . Also these cats live in fear Slovacek who does a wonderful job again with their sound system. Rehearsals have begun for Trini­ trigue, and the forgiving power of of an evil cat they call MaCavity creating the illusion of smoke and Many songs were ruined by staticy ty Repertory Company’s produc­ love. who wants to destroy their leader the disappearance of Old microphones and excessive volume. tion of Robert Penn Warren’s All Trinity Rep’s production of All Old Deuteronomy. Deuteronomy. The one song which Overall, Cats was an enjoyable the King’s Men, which begins per­ the King’s Men will be a major The most outstanding aspect of is best known from Cats is the production which the whole au­ formances in the Upstairs Theatre theatrical event, the type of pro­ the musical is the fact that the cast ballad “ Memory” . This is per­ dience obviously enjoyed. March 20 and continues through duction that has been the hallmark April 19. of Trinity Rep for 23 years—a large TRIST Presents: All the King's Men is directed by ensemble cast, an innovative ap­ Adrian Hall, with production proach to staging, a cinematic style design by Eugene Lee, lighting of direction, and a free use of design by John F. Custer, costume multi-media. Warren’s book, “The Glass Menagerie’’ design by William Lane, and which won the Pulitzer prize for personal nature of the play. It’s no musical direction by Richard Cumming, Fiction in 1946, provides the basis A famous playwright reaches Playhouse and the Lion Aunt in secret that Williams used the with music by Randy for this dramatic adaptation. It is back into a painful past and finds Stevie for The Newport Review. one of the great novels of the twen­ a memory of wistful longing, rich members of his own family as Emma Reimer, a TRIST veteran Newman. characters, and that he is looking The cast of All the King’s Men tieth century, and Warren is one of humour and great love. The Rhode and a director of The Long Island back with regret, amusement and includes James Carruthers, America’s most important literary Island Shakespeare Theater Moving Company dance troupe, deep affection, as we all do. So the Timothy Crowe, Janice Duclos, artists—poet, novelist, essayist, presents The Glass Menagerie, will play Laura, and The figure of the successful playwright Peter Gerety, David C. Jones, historian, and dramatist. He is Tennessee Williams’ first success Gentleman Caller will be played by revisits the scenes of his youth, Eric Lutes o f the Beechwood Richard Kneeland, Becca Lish, America’s first Poet Laureate. and his gentlest and most enduring sometimes passing amused judge­ theater company. Brian McEleney, Derek Meader, Director Adrian Hall has had a play. In an unusual production, ment, sometimes very involved, The play runs from March 19 Barbara Orson, Anne Scurria, long personal and professional director Bob Colonna has split the very moved, sometimes merely through April 26, Thursday Cynthia Strickland, Frederick relationship with Robert Penn role of Tom into two characters: observing and relating to the au­ Sullivan, Jr., and Daniel Von Warren, dating back to 1968, when the restless son of the Wingfield through Sunday nights at 8 P.M. dience.” The role of the matriarch Bargen, and in their Trinity Rep Trinity Rep presented Warren’s family, played by Jim Doherty; at the Swanhurst Theater, Bellevue Amanda will be played by Judy Avenue and Webster Streets, debuts. Candy Buckley, who has Brother to Dragons, which was and The Author, played by Gerald Meneely in her first TRIST ap­ Newport, Rhode Island. For reser­ been a member of the Dallas filmed 1974 for PBS. Taupier as Williams himself. “ I pearance, having played Mama in Theater Center for nine seasons, Performances of A ll The King‘s want to underscore the intensely vations, call 401-849-7892. Night Mother for Newport and Pete MacNicol, whose film Men are Tuesday through Saturday credits include the role of Stingo in at 8:00 p.m. and Sunday at 2:00 and 7:00 p.m ., with selected College students seeking careers Walker, began his career students in their efforts to get Sophie’s Choice. in Hollywood inevitably ask: writing jokes for other comics. In A ll the K ing’s Men, the sen­ Wednesday and Saturday matinees started in Hollywood. at 2:00 p.m. For reservations and “ How do I get my foot in the Now, he is solo-cotong material Any student wishing to submit sational story of the rise and fall of door?” from student joke-writers. political boss Willie Stark comes ticket information call the Box Of­ material to Walker should send it fice at (401) 351-4242. Visa and Comedian Jimmie Walker, who If Walker uses the material, he to his Hollywood Office which is brilliantly to life on the stage. Seen sprang to national prominence will pay the writers. A less tangi­ through the sharp eyes of Jack MasterCard accepted. Group dis­ located at 9000 Sunset Blvd., Suite counts up to 50 percent are when he portrayed the wisecrack­ ble, but probably more consequen­ 400, name, address and phone Burden, a sensitive but cynical ing “ J.J.” on the “ Good Times” tial, reward will be that the writers journalist, this is a powerful available to groups of twenty or number, so that Walker can locate more. 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Rachel Wallace, God Save the Award-winning mystery writer television in ABC’s popular Child, Valediction, Ceremony, and Robert B. Parker, whose Spenser Spenser fo r Hire, starring Robert Promised Land, the winner of the novels form the basis for the televi­ Urich in the lead role and Avery 1976 Edgar Award. The next sion series Spenser For Hire, will Brooks as his mysterious side-kick Spenser novel, entitled Pale Kings visit Providence Public Library on Hawk. The program is filmed en­ and Princes, is slated for publica­ Monday, March 23 to sign copies tirely on location in Boston, and o f his books. tion in June. Parker, who makes his home in Parker’s novels have been highly The best-selling author will be Cambridge, works as the shows acclaimed across the country. The available from 3:00 to 4:30pm in consultant. New York Times has called the the Library’s main lobby at 150 In addition to the Spenser Spenser novels “ tough, wise­ Empire Street. His most recent novels, Parker has published two cracking, unafraid, and unex­ book, Taming a Seahorse, will be textbooks, two works of nonfic­ pectedly literate-in many respects available for purchase at that time. tion, and two other novels. the very exemplar of the species.” Raised near New Bedford, MA, While in Providence, Parker will And, says Newsweek, like Philip Parker received his Masters’ and be the guest of honor at a private Marlowe, Spenser is a man of Doctoral degrees from Boston gathering of donors and perspec­ honor in a dishonorable world. University. In 1979 he gave up a tive donors to the Library’s Capital When he says he will do something, position as a tenured professor of Campaign to renovate the Central it is done. The dialogue zings, and literature at Northeastern Univer­ Library building. The event will be there is plenty of action in the sity to devote himself to writing highlighted by a short talk by the Spenser novels, but it is this moral full-time. author. This event is by invitation element that sets them above most Among his 13 novels about only. Interested persons may call detective fiction." Boston's savvy private-eye, all writ­ 521-8706 for details. In 1985 Spenser was brought to ten since 1974, are Looking for

Mcel America’s best-selling mystery novelist, Mr. Robert The Cowl Recommends B. Parker. Scheduled to appear March 23, 1987 from 3:00 THE OLD DOMINION UNIVERSITY FACULTY TRIO to 4:30 p.m. at Providence Public Library main lobby, 105 Empire Street. Free and open to the public. Harold Protzman, Piano * Lawrence Lasson, Violin “On the Twentieth Century Janet Kriner, Cello • with Kenneth Keeling, Clarinet (Music Chairman of URI) Will Be Opening Soon Music of Piston, Tom Rice and Hindemith The Tony Award winning Green and Keith Curran as Bruce Granit. Thursday, March 19, 1987 at 10:30-11:30 a.m. — Siena Room 116 musical hit. On the Twentieth Cen­ tury starring Imogene Coca, Frank Betty Comden and Adolph ALL CONCERTS ARE FREE TO THE PUBLIC Gorshin and Judy Kaye will arrive Green who have written the book at the Providence Performing Arts and lyrics for On the Twentieth Center for three shows, Friday. Century are best known for their March 27 at 8:00 p.m. and Satur­ hit films Singin' In The Rain, The day, March 28 at 2:00 p.m. and Band Wagon and Auntie Marne. 8:00 p.m. Tickets are on sale now They have also written the hit and may be reserved by calling musicals On The Town, Wonder­ (401) 421-ARTS. Tickets are also ful Town, Bells Are Ringing, Peter available at Ticketron locations. Pan and Applause. Cy Coleman Imogene Coca is known to who composed the score is current­ WANTED: millions from her television days ly represented on Broadway with with Sid Caesar. The popular ac­ Sweet Charily. Spine of his hits in­ tress has appeared in numerous clude Barnum. I Love My Wife, plays and TV shows. She will be Little Me and Seesaw. He won two recreating Frank Gorshin who has Emmys for writing Shirley worked in literally hundreds of MacLaine’s TV special If They Career Assistants Could See Me Now. In addition, he television and film dramas and comedies. His role as “ Riddler" in has scored Garbo Talks and Father the hit TV series Batman gained great recognition. As an impres­ Jeffrey B. Moss, the director, sionist, Mr. Gorshin was the first recently directed the hit musical Mayor on Broadway, as well as the The Career Planning Service of to headline the major clubs around the country. Judy Kaye will be stage and television production of the Student Development Center reviving her Broadway role for this Barry Manilow’s musical The is looking for students who wish tour. This versatile actress has star­ Drunkard starring Tom Bosley. red in Grease, Jesus Christ Ticket prices for On The Twen­ to volunteer as Career Advisors Superstar, Carousel and Kismet to tieth Century are S2I.50, $23.50 for next year. name only a few. King Donovan, and $25.50. For group rates and in­ who has appeared in over 50 films formation, call (401) 421-2997. Box and numerous plays on Broadway office hours are Monday-Friday, and around the country, will be 10 am-6 pm and Saturday, noon-5 joining his wife, Imogene Coca, for pm. The number is (401) this tour. Also featured in the 421-ARTS, MasterCard and Visa THIS IS AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY TO: critically acclaimed tour are David arc accepted.

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Announces Frat House, 1522 Smith Street, 3,4,5,10,11,12,17,18,19 738-9070. an additional week of Cats May . North Providence. 353-9790. M annequin 1, 3:00, 5:00, 7:20, Fri., Sat, Touch 5-10 tickets go on sale March 2nd. 9:30 Showing March 27&28 starring 1m- Every nite 7:30-9:30 25 cent Avon Repertory Cinema, Thayer Angel Heart 1:15,4,7:10,9:35 drinks, S4 cover ogene Coca is “ On the 20th St., Providence. 421-3315. Death Before Dishonor G. Flagg’s, 3172 Pawtucket Ave., The Morning After Century” 1,3:15,5:15,7:15,9:20 Trinity Square Repertory Co., 201 Providence. 433-1258. Cable Car Cinema, North Main Wed. 121 St., Providence. 272-3970 Washington St., Providence, Thurs., Fri., Sat. Coda My Sweet Little Village 7:15, 521-1100. Robert Penn Warren’s Gulliver’s. Farnum Pike, 9:15 "All the Kings Men” present in the Upstairs Theatre March 20- April Smithfield. 231-9898. Castle Theater, 1029 Chalkstone 19. Thurs. Tempest Ave., Providence. 831-2555. Fri.-Sat. Coda Star Trek IV 7&9:I0 Brown Theatre, Providence Rl, 863-2838. Brown Dance Ensemble Sun. Loose Change Bedroom Window 9 by Anne Sullivan J.R .'s Fastlane, Washington St., Hanna and Her Sisters 7 In Concert in the Faunce Theatre Rhode Island Philharmonic 334 April 2-5 & 9-12. Providence. 273-6771 Clockwise 7:15&9:15 Westminster Mall, Providence Thurs. Shout Lincoln Mall Cinema. Rt. 116, by Anne Sullivan 2nd Story Theatre, 75 John St., 831-3123. Pops Concert on March 273-4196. Fri.- Sat. Strut Lincoln 21 will feature Prof. Peter Sun. Touch Light of Day Bell Gallery, List Art Blackfriars Theatre, Providence Schickels performing Bach’s College, 865-2327. Kirby’s, Rt. 7, Smithfield. 1:05,3:15,5:15,7:30,9:40 Center,Brown University, 64 Col­ "Schleplet",” Fuger Meshuga” 231-0230 Mannequin 1,3,5,7:20,9:30 lege Street, Mon-Fri 11 am-4 pm. Based on the “ Princess and the and “ The Concerto for Piano Ver­ Fri. Jizm Jim on guitar-Guzpiles Death Before Dishonor Sculpture and Textiles from the Pea Story” , PC presents “ Once sus Orchestra" Upon a Mattress” by Jay Thomp­ on bass 1,3:10,5:10,7:15,9:20 Haffenreffer Museum of An­ Boston Symphony Orchestra, son, music by Mary Rogers, and Sat. The Insane Krauts Angel Heart 1:15,4.7:10,9:35 thropology “ Spectacular Ver­ Boston, Ma. 266-1492. March Lyrics by M. Barer April 3-5 and Last Call Saloon, 15 Elbow St., Showcase Cinema, Warwick. nacular’’ features traditional 25-28 & 31 Andrew Davis conduc­ 9-12. Providence. 421-7170. O ff 95, Exit 8A, 885-1621 Desert architecture from Africa ting Hayden no.92 “ Oxford,” 2Bright Lights Theatre, Pro­ Thurs. The Breakfast Bandits Tin Men 12:20,2:30,4:40,7:20,10 and Southwest Asia thru Feb 16. Stravinsky “ Pulcinella" Suite, Fri. The Sun Seals, Ken Lyons Black Widow Boston Museum of Fine Arts, vidence, 728-5926. Schubert Symphony no.3 and Tombstone Blues 12:30,2:30,7:25,10:05 Tues-Sun 10 am-5 pm, (617) Sat. Girls Night Out with the Outrageous Fortune 267-9377. Power and Gold: Hitmen 12:40,2:40,4:40.7:20,9:45 Jewelry from Indonesia, Malaysia Sun. Comediac Nightmare on Elm Street HI and the Philippines, thru March 22 Living Room, 273 Promenade St., 12:50,2:50,4:50,7:30,9:50 Hunt Cavanagh Art Gallery, Providence. 521-2520. Some Kind of Wonderful 865-2401. Hours: Mon-Fri, 9-4 Thurs. Always August, The 1,3,5,7:35,9:40 p.m. Thru February 27 Providence March, Crabby Appleton and the Over the Top 1:15,1:55,7:30,10 College Faculty Art Show Digs Heat 12,2:15,4:30,7:20.9:55 Rhode Island Committee for the Fri. Crowded House with the Lethal Weapon Humanities Warwick Museum, Rainbows, In the Flesh 12:15,2:30,4:45,7:15,9:45 3259 Post Road. Sat. The Greg Allman Band, Platoon 12,2:10,4:20,7,9:50 Tues-Fri 11 am-4 pm Sat-Sun 2 pm Ken Lyons and the Tombstone H o o s ie rs to 5 pm Blues 12:10,2:20,4:30,7:15,9:55 Rhode Island School of Design Lupo's, 377 Westminster St., Pro­ Crocodile Dundee Museum 224 Benefit St., Pro­ vidence. 351-7927 or 351-4974 1:10,3:10,5:10,7:35,10:10 vidence. 331-3511. Hours: Tues, Thurs. 19th Nils Corgren Radio Days Wed, Fri and Sat 10:30 a.m.-5 25th Los Lobos 1:20,3:15,5:10,7:35,9:40 p.m.; Thur. 12-9 p.m. To Bid Muldoon’s Saloon, 250 South Showcase Cinema,Seekonk Farewell: Images of Death in the Waters St., Providence. 331-7523. Exit 1 of Rt . 95 336-6020. Classical World April 3-June7. Thurs- Sat Frank Ryan and the Tin men Graduate student exhibition May Celtic Clan 12:35,2:45,4:55,7:20,9:50 15-31. Sun Bob Corey Black Widow Rhode Island Watercolor Society Gallery, March 29- April 17 Debra Yates, Farley, Burdella with Cor­ bett, Helen M. Pierce. 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Come to the Board of Programmers INFORMATIONAL COFFEHOUSE MARCH 23 - 7 to 9 at Lounge 100 ALL ARE WELCOME “ The Buddy System” also in­ “The Buddy System” : A cludes suggestions for safe and responsible partying. Because Sensible Approach to Drinking courts often hold the host legally liable for accidents or injuries stem­ ming from their gathering, it’s by Bud Wiser Alcohol can be enjoyed in many necessary to keep things in hand. situations, but these beverages This is difficult in an environment The college years are often noted should never be used as a means to where the success of a party as a time of excesses, the realm of cope with academic pressure, generally depends on how many drinking is no exception. In fact, depression, or the feeling of being people are passed out or “ praying irresponsible drinking has become ill at ease. Likewise, alcoholic con­ to the porcelain god” . the rule in these carefree years. Col­ sumption should never be the Here are some suggestions. prime focus o f any gathering. A lit­ lege is also a time when lifelong Make sure there is plenty of food tle imagination can alleviate the bonds of friendship arc created. at every party and non-alcoholic emphasis on drinking for the sole With these ideas in mind, drink options. Anheuser-Busch purpose of getting drunk. Never Anheuser-Busch has created a pro­ also recommends controlling par­ drink on an empty stomach, in­ gram for safe and responsible ty entrances and exits to cut back stead cat high protein foods such drinking, appropriately titled, on underage drinking. Fraternities as meat and cheese to help slow the "The Buddy System” . This pro­ or house parties can make use of absorption o f alcohol into the gram stems from this major a wristband policy. The bartender blood stream. brewery’s concern for the health or keg-minder is instrumental in Try to set a limit on how much and well-being of its consumers and controlling the tenor of a party and you arc going to drink and stick to the society they live in. should tactfully shut off intox­ it by keeping track of how many “ The Buddy System” rests on icated guests. beers or drinks you have had. two important principles, the first It is also important that the host Never combine alcohol use with o f which is the importance of assume responsibility for all guests medications, always respect a friendship. Good friends must be who have overindulged. This responsible for each other in drink­ friend’s right not to drink, and try means assuring that a guest either ing situations and this does not to know the laws and policies of gets home safely or finds a place to always mean continually filling your state or school concerning stay for the night. their cups! alcohol distribution and consumption. The most important policy The second principle, and behind “ The Buddy System” is Anheuser-Busch purports “The Buddy System” to help students learn to perhaps more important one, is Finally, if you think you have a that it is never necessary and is in drink responsibly. (Cowl photo by Mary Ann Doyle.) that you are responsible for your drinking problem, or suspect that a friend may have one, don’t fact intolerable to get behind the own actions. With these basic prin­ wheel when you have been drink- ciples in mind, “The Buddy hesitate to get help. ing. Lives depend on your ability a driver. System” intends to provide facts to pick up the telephone for a ride “ The Buddy System” is a on how to consume alcohol cor­ or to think ahead and “ designate” realistic and workable program rectly (through the mouth, right?), that will allow drinkers to have a details on how to hold safe and good time while avoiding the pro­ responsible parties (big bouncers?), blems created by alcohol abuse. and how to avoid driving drunk by The program is only as strong as using the telephone. the bonds of friendship that we As the nation’s biggest beer pro­ carry into drinking situations. ducer, Anheuser-Busch says they Anyway, as much as we, as college realize drinking alcoholic beverages students, would like to laugh at can contribute to the quality of some of these ideas, we must accept one’s life or can be abused. These that they are valid. We have at truths are self-evident and appear times avoided them, let’s ap­ not to require a college degree to preciate them now and get safely to understand. The following are graduation. some suggestions from "The Bud­ dy System” Program Reduces Cost of POETRY CORNER Studying Abroad After a while you learn College students can have their the subtle difference study abroad fees reduced by up to between ho lding a hand $1500 under a new Work Study The ‘Private-Sector’ Gives program offered by the American a n d chaining a soul Institute for Foreign Study of And you learn Greenwich, Connecticut. 65% of College Financial Aid that love doesn't mean learning Students participating in AIFS tional background and goals can and company doesn't m ean security. college level programs in London, The National Commission on lead you to a scholarship. Paris and Salzburg can reduce their Student Financial Assistance and And you begin to learn fees by working as child care the House Sub-Committee on AGE-That age is not a require­ ment? One out of four students is that kisses aren't co ntracts assistants while they attend school. Postsecondary Education found In exchange for living with Euro­ that $6.6 billion of aid from cor­ over the age of 25 and that there and presents aren't promises. are many scholarship organizations pean families and assisting with the porations had gone unclaimed each interested in these mid-career A n d yo u begin to accept y o u r defeats child care for 15-20 hours per week, year. The American Association of development students. students receive pocket money, Fund-Raising Council’s recent With your head up and your eyes ahead. PLAN-The plan is simple! Write share in foreign friendships, im­ studies reported that 80 percent of to the schools you are interested With the grace of a woman, prove their language skills and gain all applications to some 23,000 in and ask for their (l)Financial a new cultural understanding of life private foundations are inap­ not the grief of a child. Aid package; this will contain ap­ overseas. propriate or misdirected. A nd you learn to build all your roads “ This new W ork/Study oppor­ DID YOU KNOW? plications for State and Federal funding. (2)College catalog; in the on today because tomorrow's ground tunity will make a year of study MONEY-More than $6.6 billion back will be the list of Endowment abroad affordable to thousands of in Scholarships, Fellowships, is too uncertain fo r plans scholarships usually left behind by students,” said Henry C. Kahn, Grants, and Loans went unclaim­ alumni. (3)That Private-Sector and futures have a way of falling President of the Institute. “ It is ed last year because no one knew Scholarships can be easily access­ now less expensive to study in Lon­ about them. That is enough for down in mid-flight. don under this new plan than in ed with the aid of NSRS’s com­ $600 for every student in the United After a while you learn most private U.S. colleges." States! puter databank of over $20 Billion in private sector funding The Institute also offers full time NEED-That 80 percent of the that even sunshine burns if you ash child care positions without college private-sector does not require that Worldwide! WHO-DAN CASSIDY, founder too much. study in Britain and Germany. you show financial need? 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Ar­ brochure detailing Work/Study just going through an interview, ticles in “ TIME,” NEWSWEEK,” that you really are strong abroad programs contact your promising to work at the company and PEOPLE Magazines have pro­ study abroad advisor or write: afterwards, or just filling out the and you really do have worth. duced an overwhelming response. American Institute For Foreign application can qualify you for a “ PEOPLE Magazine stated, “ It A n d yo u learn Study, Dept. P-10, 102 Greenwich, scholarship. Everything from your was the most popular article we and you learn. Connecticut 06830 or call personal, occupational, and educa­ 203-869-9090. have ever received correspondence on!” The Legend of Stickyfingers Crossword Com panion A Fine Eatery

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We just came off a long, hard throats from the long, dusty ride as can also get your fingers “ sticky” day of herding cattle. The range we looked over the menu. on a variety of barbecued beef, had been hot and dry and we were It didn’t take us long to decide veal, and chicken dinners as well as looking for a place to fill our what we wanted. What is better some of the old sandwiches that are stomachs and quench our thirst. than a few racks of baby back ribs famous on the plains. We stumbled onto Stickyfingers, a and an icy cold pitcher of beer. Later that day, as we rode off in­ local eatery in the lonely ghost After handling steer all day, Rocky to the sunset, we both tipped out town of Providence. The aroma Mountain Oysters just didn’t tempt hats to Stickyfingers and vowed to rising from the chimney was too our palates. someday return. good to pass up, so we tied up the In the flick of a bulls tail we were Stickyfingers is a rustic, old horses, kicked off the spurs and sitting in front of a tremendous pile western style restaurant located on headed in. of tasty ribs, coleslaw, and buffalo Douglas Ave. The open flame As we entered this rustic, old chips (not the real thing but rather broiling pit and cooking area, western styled establishment, our sliced french fried potato circles). along with the muraled walls and eyes caught sight of the large buf­ Quicker than a chicken in a tor­ canning jar glasses, all add to the falo head mounted on the wall. nado, we dug in. The flame broil­ cowboy atmosphere. Stickyfingers From that point on, we knew we ed ribs and hot barbecue sauce, the is a great place to bring a large were in the right place. namesake dish at Stickyfingers, will group of friends for fun, cold beer, Sitting down in a church pew make any cowhands mouth water. and good food. style booth, we ordered some For those of you who don’t find refreshments to clear our parched pleasure in the delicacy of ribs, you

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Legal scholar Richard Falk will law experts for the Commission on concepts outlined in the June 28 ar­ speak in Providence on "An Alter­ Good Government of the Aquino ticle in The Nation. native Approach to Terrorism” on Administration in the Philippines. The American Friends Service Sunday evening, March 29, 1987. Dr. Falk will consider in detail Committee, which is sponsoring His talk, sponsored by the how peace activists and progressive Dr. Falk’s presentation in Pro­ American Friends Service Commit­ Americans can constructively res­ vidence, is a Quaker service and tee, will be presented at the pond to issues of international ter­ educational organization. AFSC Mathewson Street Methodist rorism. Writing in the June 28, was founded in 1917 and was the 1986, issue of The Nation, Dr. Falk Church, 134 Mathewson Street. A recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize dinner, costing $15 per person, will said, “ Looming over all considera­ in 1947. Dr. Falk’s talk on March be served at 6:00 PM; advance tions of terrorism is the (atomic) 29 is part of a three-program series reservations are required and may bomb, the prime instrument of ter­ this spring marking the fifteenth be had by calling AFSC in Pro­ ror in our time. The graveyards of anniversary of the opening of an Hiroshima and Nagasaki arc the Rev. Robert G. Quinn O.P. passed away January vidence at (401)751-4488. Admis­ AFSC office in Providence. 3, 1987, after a brief illness, at The Jane Brown sion just to Dr. Falk’s talk at 7:30 number-one exhibits of state ter­ Hospital in Providence. PM costs $2.00; no reservations are rorism...Consider the hypocrisy of an Administration that portrays required for the talk. Richard A. Falk is the Albert G. Qaddafi as barbaric while prepar­ DON'T MISS Milbank Professor of International ing to inflict terrorism on a far Father Quinn Unexpectedly Law and Practice at Princeton grander scale...That hypocrisy is THIS University. He holds law degrees more, blatant in the Administra­ Passes Away from Yale Law School (L.L.B., tion’s support of the contras in SPEAKER 1952) and Harvard Law School Central America or the Unita ir­ The Cowl would like to pay their regulars in southern Africa.” Quinn was recognized as an (J.S.D., 1962). He served on the deepest respect and sympathy for outstanding educator who served editorial board of Foreign Policy The article also contains a detail­ the death of Rev. Robert G. Quinn, ed, five-part “counter-terrorist almost every major education committee Magazine from 1970 to 1980 and O .P., former chairman of the concerning teacher training. currently serves on the editorial program for progressives" which education department. Father includes “ a principled repudiation DON’T MISS Father Quinn was president of the board of the American Journal o f Quinn had been both a priest and New England Teacher Preparation International Law. Among many of terrorism against innocent peo­ educator at Providence College for ple as an instrument of struggle.” Association, served on The Na­ other professional and interna­ THURSDAY’S 51 years. tional Education Society and The tional appointments. Dr. Falk is a Dr. Falk plans to use his March 29 His death, at the Jane Brown talk in Providence to expand on th National Catholic Education member of a panel of international Hospital in Providence, on January Association. In addition, Father GAME! 3, was sobering news to the entire Quinn appeared in the Outstanding Providence College community. Educators in America in 1970. He The Master of Arts Program at was also recipient of honorary the college was started under degrees from Providence College Looking For Some Adventure? Father Quinn’s guidance in 1969. and Rhode Island College along Father Quinn also served as athletic with being inducted to the Pro­ director from 1938-1940. During vidence College Athletic Hall of Consider Biking Cross-Country this time he played a key role in Fame. signing Hugh Devore, formerly of Father Quinn is survived by his Notre Dame, as PC’s head basket­ sister, Mary C. Quinn, of Delray ball coach. Beach, Florida. Wanted:Persons with ability to ride tional agency will be included in the Throughout his life Father across the country. Last summer 75 a bicycle and willing to take part proceeds for ’87. enthusiastic Americans, who in a worthwhile summer adventure. On June 17th, cyclists will depart represented 28 campuses and rang­ from four West coast cities: Seat­ Age:You’re old enough! ed from 15 to 55 years in age cross­ Experience:You’ve got enough! tle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Help Save Lives; Enroll In A ed the country on bicycles as part Angeles, and an Austin, Texas con­ Pay:None. of Bike-Aid '86 an event sponsored Benefits: Touring the country on a tingent will depart on July 12th. Red Cross CPR Course by the Overseas Development During the ride, cyclists will visit bike. Developing dialogues and Network. nearly 225 American cities, meet The American Red Cross will relationships with people nation­ The Overseas Development Net­ course fee of $15 to cover the cost wide. Learning about issues and with locals over evening meals, and hold two CPR (cardiopulmonary work is a nation-wide coalition of of materials. To register or for fur take part in community service. All resuscitation) courses. The first options facing global hunger and student volunteers dedicating to (her inform ation, please call poverty. Raising money for self- groups will meet in Washington course will be held Thursday even­ educating themselves and others 831-7700. help community development pro­ DC on August 12th, then pedal ings, March 19, 26, and April 3, about the issues surrounding global The mission of the Red Cross is together to New York on August from 6:30pm-9:30pm. The second jects in the Third World and here hunger and poverty. In addition to to improve the quality of human 19th for two days of festivities. In­ course will be held on Tuesday at home. Helping to perpetuate education, the network raises funds life; to enhance self-reliance and terested? We need riders, campus evenings, March 24, 31, and April awareness o f these issues by to support self-help community concern for others; and to help educating yourself and others this and community organizers, and 7, from 6:30pm-9:30pm. Both development projects and student people avoid, prepare for and cope donors. For further information courses are at the Red Cross, 150 summer. internships, as well as supporting with emergencies. It does this If these qualifications appeal to please write: Bike-Aid ’87, Dept. Waterman St., Providence. Atten­ other non-profit organizations with through services that are governed you, you may wish to consider CN2, Box 2306, Stanford CA dance is required at all three ses­ the same self-help philosophy. Ox- and directed by volunteers and are spending your summer biking 94305 or call (415) 725-2869. Think sions of any one course to qualify fam America, a respected interna­ consistent with its congressional about it! for certification. charter and the principals of the In­ Class size is limited and pre- ternational Red Cross. registration is required. There is a Business Majors Invited To CLASSIFIEDS

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Suitable for 2 to 4 per­ Oakland Ave., 5 rooms, 2 ence not taught in classrooms or learned in most sons comfortably. bedrooms. Call 272-1806. * BASKETBALL PROVIDENCE COLLEGE Continued from pg l minutes though, as Austin Peay ran off 11 straight points and took MEN'S BASKETBALL STATISTICS a 75-65 lead. The other senior who refused to (1 9 8 6 -8 7 ) see it all end was Donovan who scored 11 points as the Friars outscored the Governors 15-4 over the next three-and-one-half minutes and recaptured the lead, 80-79. Donovan did it every way he could as he launched three -FIELD GOALS- -3 POINT FG- -FREE THROWS- - REBOUNDS — FOULS -POINTS- pointers, sank free throws and hit GP-S FGH FGA PCT. FGM FGA PCT. FTM FTA PCT. OR DR TR AVS. PF-D A ST TO 8K MIN. PTC. AVG. his trademark reverse layup. ‘‘A kid like Donovan works you DONOVAN 31-31 192 443 43.3 91 227 40.1 173 207 33.6 22 72 ’4 3.0 37- 3 220 73 aa c4S 20.9 to death. With a kid like Donovan, 14 4* (1 59! you better have two or three guys BIG EAST lo-lfc 37 219 39.7 35 102 34.3 33 102 3o.3 33 -*° 48- 2 111 31 297 1S.C to guard him.” commented Austin Peay Head Coach Lake Kelley a? 47 •13 6 769 370 14.3 BROOKS 25-25 123 233 42.7 60 143 42.0 o4 78 8 2 . 0 40 r 3.9 30- 3 Sc after the game. BIG EAST 16-16 7C 165 42.4 35 88 39.3 37 45 8 2 .2 19 30 49 3.1 48- 1 34 25 25 2 472 212 13.3 Austin Peay took the lead 82-80 with just :57 on the clock when LEWIS 31-29 129 310 41.6 90 203 44.3 30 33 73.9 33 93 131 4.2 110- 3 34 48 44 11 922 373 12.2 Bedford was fouled after hitting his shot and converted on the foul 16-16 76 177 42.9 55 114 48.2 13 22 31.3 20 46 4.1 60- 6 29 22 505 14.1 BIG EAST 6° shot. Donovan saved the game with KIPFER 31-31 134 267 50.2 0 0 0.0 102 133 73.9 67 101 163 5.4 113- 7 31 27 62 12 757 370 11.9 : 11 to go in regulation when he hit BIG EAST 16-16 72 139 51.3 0 0 0.0 43 o2 77.4 39 53 a2 5.3 63- 4 12 14 23 390 192 12.0 to tic the game at 82. But it all 3 could have come to a crashing end when a loose ball foul was called 30 73.3 33 94 152 4.9 116-10 3 16 36 40 239 7.7 WRIGHT 3 31- 6 90 167 53.9 0 0 0.0 59 against Brooks and Thomas went BIG EAST 16- 2 41 76 53.9 0 0 0.0 23 33 73.7 24 43 72 4.5 cl- 5 2 6 13 20 232 110 6.9 to the line for the one-and-one for Austin Peay. BEST 6- 2 17 30 56.7 2 6 33.3 2 3 66.7 2 12 14 2.3 19- 0 3 2 4 1 33 33 a. 3 In an excellent coaching move by Pitino, the Friars called two BIG EAST 0- 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.0 0- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 timeouts before Thomas took the shot that could have shattered all WRIGHT D 30- 6 60 140 42.9 13 33 39.4 32 42 76.2 25 42 67 2.2 53- 2 23 25 32 13 440 165 5.5 the Providence dreams of a trip to BIG EAST 15- 0 16 44 36.4 4 11 36.4 2 66.7 a 7 16 1.1 21- 1 7 7 3 3 144 38 2.5 the final sixteen. By the time he 3 went to the line, Thomas was iced effectively and he missed the 37.3 0 0.0 40 55 72.7 6 16 22 1.0 45- 1 53 22 32 1 238 102 4.a SCREEN 22- 0 31 82 1 chance to prolong Austin Peay’s 84 BIG EAST 16- 0 26 64 40.6 0 0 0.0 32 43 74.4 5 12 17 1.1 35- 1 35 12 20 1 212 5.3 dream season. Providence was not able to con­ CONLON 31- 0 38 39 42.7 0 0 0.0 59 72 31.9 36 54 90 2.9 31- 2 12 11 37 6 443 135 4.4 vert in the last two seconds of BIG EAST 16- 0 15 49 30.6 0 0 0.0 26 31 83.9 13 29 47 2.9 52- 2 6 24 4 213 5e 6.5 regulation after they gained posses­ sion on a controversial time out which was awarded to them and the 3 302 113 3.o SHAM'D-DEEN 31- 0 44 73 56.4 0 0 0.0 25 42 59.5 30 51 31 2.6 64- 2 1 22 21 game went into overtime. BIG EAST 16- 0 13 27 43.1 0 0 0.0 7 13 53.3 7 21 23 1.3 33- 1 0 0 8 6 129 2.1 Providence seemed to have the emotional and physical edge going DUDA 31-26 45 97 46.4 0 0 0.0 21 36 53.3 41 63 104 3.4 93- 7 7 9 35 13 433 111 3.6 into the overtime period. “ I saw a little bit of the life come 17 70.6 23 37 60 3.3 55- 5 7 18 9 25! 70 4.4 BIG EAST 16-14 29 60 48.3 0 0 0.0 12 out of our kids when the game went into overtime. We didn’t want to BENHAN 19- 0 5 16 31.3 0 0 0.0 2 4 50.0 3 6 14 0.7 5- 0 4 2 2 2 63 12 0.6 go to overtime." explained Coach BIG EAST 7- 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 1 1 0.1 1- 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 0.0 Kelley in the post-game conference. The real dramatics came with just :41 on the clock. Donovan had 2 4 7 0.3 10- 0 0 3 5 0 63 3 0.-4 SNEDEKER 22- 0 4 17 23.5 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 the ball with Providence leading BIG EAST 13- 0 4 0 44.4 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 3 0 3 0.2 6- 0 0 2 3 0 65 8 88-87 but it was stolen by Mike Hicks and the Governors had the FORD 14- 0 0 5 0.0 0 2 0.0 0 1 0.0 1 0 1 0.1 2- 0 2 0 1 0 34 0 chance to hold for the last shot and win. But once again, Donovan 0 1 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.0 0- 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 BIG EAST 5- 0 refused to see it end and he chased Hicks down the court and stole the TEAM REBOUNDS ball back. TEAM REBOUNDS (CONF) “ Coach Pitino told Billy he had OPP.TEAM REBOUNDS to take control of the game when we were trailing by ten with five CONF. OPP, TEAM REBOUNDS minutes left." Coach Chiesa ex­ plained after the game. Evidently, Donovan took it to heart. PC TOTALS 31 912 2029 44.9 256 615 41.6 609 665 1133 36.7 333-45 519 293 459 123 2689 36.' Donovan was fouled after he 808 7 5 . 377 stole the ball and his one foul shot 16 449 1030 43.6 129 BIG EAST 315 41.0 293 372 80.1131 317 54o 34.1 483-23 242 134 223 53 1325 32.: and a point from the charity stripe for Darryl Wright secured the 90-87 PC OPPONENTS 31 785 1730 45.4 95 297 32.0 726 1076 67.5 362 667 1163 37.5 709-29 435 180 626 117 2391 77. win for the Friars. BIG EAST 16 416 863 48.2 32 110 29.1 403 ?99 67.3 177 353 598 37.4 341-11 222 82 299 67 1267 79. Lewis was high scorer for the Friars with 26 points, 21 in the se­ cond half, and Donovan had 25 points, seven assists and five steals. Brooks added another eight assists Friars v s P a ts and seven steals. Dave Kipfer led The New England Patriots all Friar rebounders with seven. After the game. Coach Chiesa Come to P.C. in an reacted to the victory that allowed Exhibition Basketball Game the Friars to advance to the Final vs. Fighting Friars. Sixteen. “ They hung tough. Thai's what PC basketball is all about and that is what Rick Pitino is all about. That's what the Friars are all about. Now it's the Final Sixteen and who knows what can happen." If you're a Friar fan, you sort of have to wonder as Louisville comes, can New Orleans be far behind?

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Sponsored by F ria r Football Coach Pitino is looking to win over the Alabama Crimson Tide on Thursday. (Photo by Joseph Gaines) Hockey A League Aileen Ryan who made beautiful The Death Merchants destroyed saves. the Destined for the second straight Goalie of the Week: Regina week. The Death Merchants were Bagli of Madness (not too led by Brian “ ice cubes” Handel sarcastic) and “ Ralph” or maybe Steve Rowdy Player of the Week: Galante. In other action, the Karen Kittel of SEAA Queefers beat the Jetsons. The Real Talent of the Week: Kay Queefers were led by Lenny "the Norton of SEAA and Kim Birken- back" Kiernan and Larry “ the maier of the Kamikazees. pansie” Beldarado. On behalf of Water Polo the “ A ” League we would like to With a team consisting of most­ thank Lenny Kiernan. Without ly freshmen, Allyson McLaughlin’s Lenny, the league would be run Team blew away 7 athletes and without any hassles and bad Don Narborby by a score of 13-0. scheduling. Strong on offense for Hockey B League McLaughlin's team were Dave Fack You won its fifth straight Hardy and Allyson McLaughlin. game without a loss yet. John The shot of the game came from Dalov once again showed that his Jay Holbrook with his half court goalie skills has improved shot with one second left. dramatically over the past year. Ed­ Abdominal Cramps pulled off dy "Shore” Bresynahan led Fack yet another victory, this time over You offensively with 4 goals, which Bill Garlitz’s Team. The members Rich "the one man wrecking crew" of Bill’s team (after a long, endur­ Massifarro was the strong hold on ing day at Louies) were working defense for the squad. full blast but just couldn’t get their MVP’s o f the Week: Tom eye-hand coordination together. “ Swiss Cheese" Archer and Kevin Even with the great efforts of the Delane. "Gray Wolf” and Jeff "Water Referee of the Week: Mike Kier­ Wings” Warner at goalie the team nan for his “ one” call that he made couldn’t stop the full force offense all week. of Cheryl Adams and Paul Indoor Soccer (Women) Leonard. The Cramps dominated Eviction, the tremendous athletic the game with the exception of team comprised of seniors who spectacular defense by Marc “ I claim to have never played soccer brought my own tube” Sequin. before swept the field, scoring 2 of The shot of the game came from their 3 goals in the first two minutes H20 Wings Warner with a behind of the game to defeat Madness, the back shot bringing their points 3-1. Madness’ Regina Bagli, the to a humble 4 (which didn’t come very capable goalie showed incredi­ close to the Cramps 25). ble talent by not only letting those Super Sports two goals go thru, but by kicking Super Sports is back and better the ball to the ceiling, leaving it than ever. However, to make it trapped and only John “ Savior of great, we need teams, lots of them. the Week” Brennan could retrieve The date is set for April 4th and it for the girls. H.S. stars Anne should prove to be lots of fun. The Sample and Pam Meny (alias Face sports will consist of running, Kicker) were great on defense. swimming, high jump, b ’ball In other action, the Kamikazees shooting, tug of war and the defeated Mary Beth Ferricks team obstacle course. Teams are to con­ 3-0. It was by far the quietest game sist of 4 males and 4 females, only of the night, but the skill was ex­ which 2 can be varsity athletes. emplary. For the Kamikazees, Kim The prizes are great in number Birkenmaier superb offense. Lisa and quality. This year will have Listro and Kris Murray showed rugby’s, running suits, sweatshirts great offensive talent as well. and much more! So, get your team Credit should also be given to both together now! goalies, Donna Squeccimarri and

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For the past seven months I've What a role model. He had started been writing a column entitled ‘It’s smoking pot in junior high school just a Game’! In this column I’ve and first tried cocaine his freshman tried to compare the excitement year at Villanova. According to and elation of a winning game to McLain everyone at Villanova knew the reality that it is just a game. he got high except the coaches. With PC’s hoop team advancing to He called it unrealistic worship. the Final sixteen in the NCAA tour­ Never mind the excitement and nament, fans of the Friars are thrill of winning the big games, all beginning to experience some of that seemed to matter to McLain this excitement first hand. Its was the attention he received at NCAA tournament time. The time ’Nova as the big man on campus. for so-called favorites and a few He would go to a bar and have peo­ Cinderella teams to battle it out for ple lining up to talk to him and buy the title o f National Champion. him drinks. Unrealistic Worship. It seemed to increase his desire for drugs. With the spotlight on McLain there was more of a need Kristen to be The Man. It seems so selfish of a basketball player to completely disregard the other members of his G uzzi team by acting the way McLain did. Its sad to think the simple ad­ Amidst all the excitement, a miration of fans can take some Head Coach Rick Pitino is shown with the four Friar seniors at a press conference on Monday prior news story broke out about two athletes to the lowest of lows. to departing for Louisville. (Photo by Joseph E. Gaines.) weeks ago which showed the March One question still remains, did madness. Gary McLain, a graduate Rollie Massimino know anything of Villanova and member of the about this while McLain was at Friar Hockey Recap 1985 N ational Championship Villanova? McLain is still wonder­ team, admitted to being a drug ad­ ing how he made it four years by Pat Nero Maine broke on top first and us­ dict. He had been fired from his without Massimino knowing a power play opportunity but fail­ ed their power play to do it. ed to capitalize and never threaten­ job on Wall Street for forging com­ anything about his addiction. Was The Providence College Men’s Defenseman Eric Weinrich blasted ed after that. Maine closed out the pany vouchers and checks and was Rollie blind, or was McLain a bet­ Ice Hockey team ended its’ season home a shot from inside the blue scoring on a goal with less than two in rehabilitation. It hadn’t been ter liar then he admits to being. on a sour note last week as they line. PC goalie Matt Merten was minutes remaning. proven, but rumors were cir­ Some of these questions may never dropped a 5-2 decision to the unable to sec the shot clearly and For the Friars it was not a very culating about his days at Villanova be answered and it might be better University of Maine in the first the puck sailed high o v e r his successful season. They never really and whether or not drugs had been that way. round of the Hockey East shoulder. The Bears left the ice peu together a win streak and seem­ a part of them. Those rumors were The story of Gary McLain puts Playoffs. after the first period with a 1-0 ed to play in spurts. This incon­ put to rest about a week ago. the theory that ‘It’s just a Game’ It was the first opening round lead. The second period saw Maine sistency can probably be traced to In a controversial article in Sports into a completely different light. A loss for the Friars in the three year come out early and double its lead their youth. One thing for sure, the Illustrated, Gary McLain told the very dark light. existence of Hockey East. The loss on a goal by Bob Corkum. team in the future should be suc­ complete story. In the article, On the other hand, the PC Friars left the young Friars with a final PC got that one back on a goal cessful because it does have a lot which McLain received $40,000 for deliver what sports was meant to. record o f 7-23-3. by senior Andy Calcione at 5:10 of of talent in its underclassmen. relaying, McLain spoke about his Their hard work throughout the The Blackbears look advantage the second. Once again Maine got dealings with drugs, coaches and regular season and in the tourna­ of their power play, a problem they a power play goal to add to its’ the president. He had played in a ment has everyone associated with n have experienced all season long. lead. Mike Golden gave the Bears final four game in Lexington wired Providence College talking about Maine connected on two of their the 3-1 lead. Later in the period on cocaine and met President basketball, not Gary McLain. And first three man-advantage situa­ Guy Perron stretched the lead to Reagan in the same condition. that;s the way it should be. tions, then let their experience take 4-1. HOCKEY over. PC meanwhile struggled on PC gave it one last shot when EAST its special team and showed its freshman Andy Mattice narrowed On To Louisville in>. perience. the eap to 4-2. The Friars then had that victory. by Tom Archer And now it’s on to Louisville. Ah, Tournament time. The most Let’s hope that the Bluegrass State exciting time of the year if you go holds only positive results for the to North Carolina, Indiana, Pro­ Friars. If, no, when they beat vidence, -what’s that? Pro­ Wimp Sanderson and Alabama on COMING SOON... vidence? You bet your you know Thursday, they will most likely take what Providence. The Friars of on Georgetown. With only John Providence College under the Thomson and his Hoyas standing Super Sports Saturday guidance o f Rick Pitino and led by between us and New Orleans, who Billy Donovan have emerged as one knows what will happen? We all of the most exciting teams in the hope Providence will win, or country. Excitement is not all they should I say know? Big Prizes, Fun, Food, Competition, produce, either. Victories have I’d be at fault right now if I come in abundance for the Friars didn’t tip my hat to another bench this year, with the latest two victims of Friars who have played their and More being Alabama-Birmingham, and final games as Providence College Austin Peay. Varsity Athletes. Terry Sullivan, Stop by IAB for more details. The Birmingham win proved to Lance Nelson, Mike Flanagan, and be very satisfying. The Friars last (but certainly not least) Andy dominated the game in every phase Calcione gave Providence College possible, and absolutely destroyed four good years as both members the Blazers on their own floor; of the Providence Hockey Team, which brings up an interesting and students of this fine institution. point. How can a team that rated These four are also good friends to 11th in their bracket receive a home me, and many others of the school floor advantage? I can understand population. Good luck guys, you’ll Indiana playing in the Hoosier need it (just kidding--). Dome, I can almost justify Syracuse playing at home, but there is no way someone like UAB, or for that fact Arizona, should be playing on their home courts. Even though Gene Bartow stated that the crowd wouldn’t play a very large factor in the game it was ridiculous to have to play UAB in Birm­ ingham. But that’s all behind us now, we showed the NCAA what VOTE they could do with their lousy scheduling of games, and the courts they were to be played on. The Austin Peay victory, JENNIFER LENNON although not quite as satisfying statistically, still counts os a vic­ tory. Providence proved to me, and my seven extremely intense friends, that they have character. Meaning, President Student Congress we have the ability to come back when the chips are down (and they were down to the tune of 10 Frey Florist points). It was the most bizarre basketball game I have watched in Experience Proves Results my life. Delray Brooks, Pop Lewis, Dave Kipfer, Jacek Duda, Marty Conlon, and all of the Basketball Friars deserve a tip of the hat for Friars Open 1987 NCAA’s With Thrashing of UAB, 90-68 by Sean P. Sweeney For the next seven minutes, UAB mark, Brooks hit a three-pointer pushed the lead up and Providence and proceeded to steal the in­ “ Coach Pitino told me to play continued to play catch up but a bounds pass, take a step to the top within myself. Tonight I got by my patented Donovan reverse layup at of the key, and turned to hit man and tried to penetrate and pass the 7:10 mark gave Providence another three-pointer and give the the ball off to Delray (Brooks) and their first lead of the game, 21-20. Friars a 72-46 lead. Pop (Lewis) but if their man stayed It was after this play that UAB The momentum was definitely at home with them then I took the missed an alley oop attempt and the Friars’ for the remainder of the shot.” explained Billy Donovan then committed their biggest game and UAB could not hold after the Friars defeated the mistake of the evening. back the Providence offensive tide. University of Alabama Birm­ With 6:40 on the clock and Dar­ The eventual 22 point win for the ingham, 90-68, in the first round of ryl Wright running towards the the Friars was highlighted by a Kipfer the NCAA southeast regionals. scorer’s table after a loose ball, a steal followed by a thunderous Apparently the Blazers of UAB frustrated Blazer player reached Lewis dunk at the 10:30 mark and got caught between staying home out and pushed Wright into the excellent play by Donovan down and going out as Donovan scored table. the stretch. 35 points and dished off a career As a result, a small scuffle bet­ Brooks ended the game with 16 high 12 assists. ween Providence and UAB players points, nine rebounds, and two UAB Head Coach Gene Bartow started and when everything steals for the Friars. Providence commented after the game that he cleared, the Friars seemed pumped also got an exceptional game from expected to be able to control up and ready to go. freshman center Abdul Shamsid- Donovan more and cited the early An emotional team to begin Deen who scored 12 points and foul trouble that guards Tracy with, this was just what the Friars pulled down five rebounds in just Foster and James Ponder got into needed to stimulate a 28-17 run that 19 minutes o f play. early as major factors in the col­ culminated in a 49-37 halftime lead High man for UAB in both scor­ lapse of UAB’s defense. for Providence. ing and rebounding was center Ed­ UAB came out strong in the Donovan opened up the second die Collins who collected ten re­ beginning of the game and jumped half with his fifth three-pointer (4-4 bounds and was five for eleven out to a quick 5-0 lead. from three-point land in the first from the field en route to 17 points. “ Early in the game we were get­ half) and he followed it with a nice “ Providence is a brilliantly ting the ball inside and the shots move to the hoop after a UAB tur­ coached team. They keep coming weren’t falling for us.” explained nover and Providence had a 54-41 at you. Tonight they just lined up Associate Coach Gordon Chiesa in lead. and beat us. They dominated the a post-game press conference. The Friars continued to game.” commented Coach Gene Four quick points by Dave dominate as they upped the lead to Bartow. Kipfer, who had ten points on the twenty points twice as Donovan Those sentiments sort of sum it evening, and a three-pointer by shared some of the three-point all up. Final Score: Providence 90- Donovan brought the Friars right limelight with Pop Lewis and UAB 68. On to Round Two. back into the thick of things. Delray Brooks. In fact, at the 15:03 Pop Lewis slams the ball and the UAB Blazers in Providence’s 90-68 victory on Thursday. (Photo by Joseph E. Gaines.) A Preview Of The Alabama Crimson Tide by Pat Nero At forward (he Tide will start Jim Farmer and Mike Ansley. How Sweet It Is! Farmer is a 6-4, 180 lbs. senior who Providence College is just two averages 16.3 points and 4.9 re­ games away from the Final Four! bounds. Ansley is a 6-7, 215 lbs. That's right the Final Four. sophomore, averaging 10.9 points For the first time in 13 years the and is the teams leading rebounder PC men’s basketball team has ad­ with a 7.9 average. vanced to the NCAA round of six­ Though the Tide does not have teen. Not since the 1974 team, led the quality in their guards that PC by Marvin Barnes and Kevin docs they do have two steady Stacom, has a Friar hoop team ad­ players in Terry Coner and Mark vanced so far. Gottfried. Coner averages 11.7 By virtue of their wins over UAB points and leads the (earn in assists and Austin Peay, the Friars ad­ with a 6.5 average. Gottfried is a vance to the Sweet Sixteen and the fifth year senior averaging 10.2 Providence players are ecstatic after beating Austin Peay in overtime in the second round of NCAA Southeast Regional semi-finals in points. Southeast Regional play. (Photo by Joseph E. Gaines.) Louisville, Kentucky on Thursday As a team the Tide averaged 80.0 night. At 6:30 p.m. PC will take on points and at the same time held the University of Alabama in their opponents to 68.5. They, like COLLEGE BASKETBALL Louisville’s Freedom Hall. In the the Friars, are one of the top free second game at Freedom Hall the throw shooting teams in the coun­ Hoyas o f Georgetown University try, with a percentage of .784. If will take on the University of Kan­ the Friars foul often, as they have NCAA Tournament: The final 16 sas Jayhawks. The winners of these done throughout the year, they two semifinal games will meet could be in trouble. SOUTHEAST REGIONAL Saturday afternoon at 2:00 for the If the Friars are fortunate to get right to advance to New Orleans by BAMA they will face the win­ PC (23-8) Louisville, Mar. 21 and the Final Four. ner of Georgetown and Kansas. We ALABAMA (28-4) Alabama, winners of the tough all know a lot about Georgetown Louisville, Mar. 28 SEC both in the regular season and and unfortunately they know a lot GEORGETOWN (28-4) postseason tournament, will be a about us. The Hoyas had a tough Louisville, Mar. 21 large roadblock to the New time against Ohio State on Sunday KANSAS (24-10) Orleans. In BAMA the Friars face it pulled out a victory after trailing New Orleans as good a team they have faced all the whole game. Kansas is led by EAST REGIONAL year. All-American Danny Manning. March 28 “ Alabama is playing the best Whichever team the Friars face will N. CAROLINA (31-3) E. Rutherford, Mar. 19 basketball of any team in the coun­ be the favorite and PC will have to NOTRE DAME (24-7) try right now,” said PC head coach play harder than ever to reach the E. Rutherford, Mar. 21 Rick Pitino. Though the Friars will Final Four. FLORIDA 12J-10I go in as underdogs they feel confi­ If the unthinkable happens and E. Rutherford, Mar. 19 dent they can pull off another win. any of the other three teams defeat SYRACUSE I2S-4I “ They believe they can beat the Friars we all can be proud of Alabama then they will be confi­ these guys in black and white who MIDWEST REGIONAL New Orleans March 28 dent that they can beat the winner have given us their all throughout INDIANA (25-4) of Kansas-Georgetown,” com­ the year. They have given us so Cincinnati, Mar. 20 mented Pitino. much pride and have given us in­ DUKE (24-8) As far as offense goes the Friars credible joy. No matter the out­ Cincinnati, Mar. 22 probably have not faced a more ex­ come we can be sure the Friars will DEPAUL (28-2) plosive team this season. The Crim­ once again make us proud. Cincinnati, Mar. 20 son Tide are led by junior Derrick Coach Pitino guarantees his LSU (23-14) McKey who is averaging 18.9 players are going to Louisville with New Orleans March 28 points per game and 7.6 rebounds. only one thing on their mind to WEST REGIONAL According to Pitino, McKey is the win.“ We have tremendous respect UNLV (36-1) second best player in the country. for Alabama but we are going to Seattle, Wash, Mar. 20 In order to stop McKey the Friars play against them like we have WYOMING (24-9) will try to wear him down by using played everyone else this year. We Seattle, Mar. 22 Steve Wright, Jacek Duda and Ab­ are going to cut open our chests OKLAHOMA (24-9) dul Shamsid-Deen. and throw our hearts on the floor.” Seattle, Wash, Mar. 20 Somehow you have to believe him! IOWA (29-4)