Schedule Program Guide For GTV/SD
Sun Mar 18, 2012
06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G
Tuga Helps the Moon - Part 2
Diego tells us the story of the day he and Tuga were at the beach waiting for the baby sea turtle eggs to hatch.
06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G
Baby Jaguar's Roar
Oh no! Baby Jaguar's best friend, Baby Bear, is stuck on a ledge atop Bear Mountain - and the ledge is cracking!
07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
10:00 WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS Captioned Live WS G Join Ken Sutcliffe and guest hosts Grant Hackett, Giaan Rooney and Michael Slater for all the overnight news and scores, sports features, special guests and light-hearted sporting moments.
11:00 SURFSPORT WS NA
Australian Open of Surfing Highlights from the inaugural Australian Open of Surfing where the world s top action-sports athletes are set to converge at the birthplace of professional surfing, Manly Beach, Sydney.
11:30 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
12:00 WILDFIRE WS PG
Being Mrs. Junior The wedding plans for Kris and Junior has everyone on edge, and even has Kris wondering if she can make it as a Davis family member. Meanwhile, Dani's father continues to interfere in her return to racing.
Starring: Greg Serano, Andrew Hoeft, Dennis Weaver
13:00 THE APPRENTICE PG
The Croc And The Rat The remaining celebrity contestants must create awareness for a footwear company's shoe-donation campaign. One celeb steps up the drama by defecting to the other team.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
15:00 HOTEL PARADISO 1966 Captioned Repeat PG
Hotel Paradiso Two married people desperately try to keep their affair a secret in this wildly ribald comedy of errors based on the play L'Hotel de Libre Exchange.
Starring: Gina Lollobrigida, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA
See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.
17:30 POSTCARDS WS G
Our Wineries Special. Shane goes to the Bellarine to find the new Jack Rabbit Winery and Leura Park Estate Cellar Door, Brodie goes to the High Country to Boynton s Feathertop Winery, Glen goes to Rutherglen to sample the wines of All Saints and St Leonards and Rebecca eats and taste tests at Port Phillip Estate Winery at Red Hill.
18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA
Join the Nine News team as they bring you the latest in news, sport and weather.
18:30 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF Captioned WS PG
From Reef To Rainforest From turtles that migrate thousands of miles across the pacific ocean , to whales travelling here each year from the Antarctic, creatures cover vast distances to visit the reef. 19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA
60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.
20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned WS M
Fugue In Red
After a near death experience, Jane temporarily loses his memory and reverts to his former con-man ways.
Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned WS M
Long Gone The kidnapping of a family from their home leads the team to discover an unlikely connection to a drug dealer recently released from prison.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
22:30 AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME Captioned Repeat WS AV
Mother Of Evil - Pettingill
Australia's answer to Miami drug "Godmother" Griselda Blanco, came in the form of Victorian mother of ten, Kath Pettingill. With her brood of children, she was once Melbourne's most influential woman in the underworld.
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug Use, Some Coarse Language
23:30 NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL LATE WS NA
Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs Wide World Of Sports presents Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs from Centrebet Stadium, Penrith. Join Andrew Voss, Phil Gould and Andrew Johns for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.
01:30 SPYFORCE Repeat PG
The Cripple Erskine and Gunther are escaping from a mission in New Guinea. As they fight their way to a waiting submarine Erskine is shot through the spine. Stars Jack Thompson and Peter Sumner.
02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
03:00 MCD WS G
Wonder Cooker w Blades
Home shopping.
03:30 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA
Early morning news/talk show from ABC America's Time Square studio.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Mar 19, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Friendship
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Benefactor Factor
A wealthy donor to the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go for the sake of science.
Starring: Jessica Walter, Joshua Malina, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Cohabitation Formulation As Wolowitz contemplates taking things with Bernadette to the next level, Leonard rekindles his relationship with Raj's sister.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned WS PG
The Weekend Vortex Sheldon opts to spend a weekend playing video games with the guys instead of attending a birthday party for Amy's aunt.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA
Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.
20:30 ALCATRAZ Captioned WS M
Johnny McKee Madsen and Hauser pursue Johnny McKee, a murderous former inmate with a background in chemistry. And details about Madsen's grandfather come to light.
Starring: Sam Neill, Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia
21:30 PERSON OF INTEREST Captioned WS M
Risk Reese assumes the persona of a wealthy investor to get close to a trader at an investment bank who has become a person of interest.
Starring: Michael Emerson, Jim Caviezel, Taraji P. Henson, Kevin Chapman
22:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Live WS M
(*2012 Return*) Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL.
23:30 SUPER RUGBY EXTRA TIME WS NA
Highlights from the Super Rugby matches over the weekend.
00:30 DAMAGES WS M
You Were His Little Monkey Patty Hewes meets with Judge Reilly who, given the events in Antigua, decides she is making enough progress to keep her on the Tobin case.
Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Tate Donovan
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug Use, Sexual References, Adult Themes
01:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
03:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Mar 20, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Animal Friends
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Toast Derivation
Sheldon struggles to cope when he realizes it's actually Leonard who is the center of their social group.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Prestidigitation Approximation Leonard must choose between new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Meanwhile, Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned WS PG
And The Disappearing Bed
Caroline is tired of sleeping on the couch so she purchases a build-it yourself Murphy Bed. As Caroline attempts to assemble the bed, Max tries to work up the courage to give her cupcake business card to Peach for the twins upcoming birthday.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned WS M
And The Pretty Problem Caroline enrols herself and Max in a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and take their cupcake business to the next level.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned WS M
The War Against Gingivitis (*All New*) Walden is taken aback when he gets a surprise visit from his bitter former business partner, who's looking to mend their differences.
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey
21:30 TOP GEAR Captioned WS PG Jeremy, Richard and James embark on an ambitious project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the wilds of the British countryside. Michael Fassbender is the celebrity guest in the Reasonably Priced Car.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
23:00 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA
Hot Potato Chef Ramsay visits the Hot Potato Cafe in Philadelphia and is surprised to see the owners' evaporated passion, replaced by negative attitudes.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
00:00 MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE WS M
Let The Sunshine In
The best-bud trio travel to Palm Springs to get colonoscopies. While there, Joe continues to grapple with gambling-related issues; Terry is consumed by thoughts of Erin; and Owen becomes more communicative about his father and the dealership.
Starring: Ray Romano, Andre Braugher, Scott Bakula
01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
01:30 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 SELFCARE WS G
No! No!
Home Shopping Programme
03:00 DANOZ G
Abdoer Twist
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. 05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Mar 21, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Families
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Zarnecki Incursion
The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy spread gossip as part of an experiment; and Howard and Bernadette's relationship gets serious. Physicist Brian Greene has a cameo.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Agreement Dissection Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA
Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.
20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned WS M
Always Bet On Red The CBI narrows down a long list of suspects in the death of a high-end divorce attorney, while Jane is questioned by the FBI about the reappearance of Red John.
Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang
21:30 UNFORGETTABLE Captioned WS M
Spirited Away When a renowned ghost hunter is killed, Carrie and Al discover that his death is linked to a chilling discovery he made on a recent assignment.
Starring: Poppy Montgomery, Michael Gaston, Dylan Walsh, Kevin Rankin
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
22:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M
Last Stand
Miami is ablaze with crime and chaos when Memmo Fiero, Horatio's wife's killer, returns to take control of the city.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue
Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence
23:30 WEEDS Repeat WS MA
Protection Nancy takes Silas to a makeshift doctor s office to mend his bloodied arm. Meanwhile, Andy tries to understand if Shane is faking conversations with his father or suffering a real mental breakdown.
Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Kevin Nealon, Elizabeth Perkins
Cons.Advice: Drug References, Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References
00:00 DARK BLUE WS M
Home Sweet Home
Carter and his stealthy squad try to wipe out a home-invasion gang.
Starring: Dylan McDermott, Logan Marshall-Green, Nicki Aycox, Tricia Helfer
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
01:30 DANOZ G
Abdoer Twist
Home shopping programme
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 DANOZ G
Swivel Sweeper G2
Home shopping programme. 03:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Mar 22, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Celebrations With Friends
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Wildebeest Implementation Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women; and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 EARTHFLIGHT Captioned WS PG
Australia & Asia
Witness some of the world's greatest wildlife phenomena and natural wonders through the eyes of birds in this natural history series. Amazing sights from five continents will be revealed in a whole new light as the journeys of snow geese, cranes, falcons, albatross, eagles and other birds are documented using new, cutting edge filming techniques and state of the art spycams. 20:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned WS TB
CSI Unplugged (*All New*) A blackout cripples the city and forces the CSIs to revert to old-school methods to solve the case of a missing child.
Starring: Ted Danson, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda
21:30 THE FOOTY SHOW Captioned Live WS M
Join the Logie Award winning Footy Show for its 19th season, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford and Matthew Lloyd as they go where no other show dares. All the latest in the world of AFL including, breaking news, team line-ups and entertainment. Plus regular favourites, Street Talk, Sam's Mailbag and Almost Football Legends.
23:15 THE FOOTY SHOW LATE Captioned WS M
A mix of footy and fun as we take you inside the game with some of Rugby Leagues favourites.
00:45 DAMAGES WS M
The Next One's Gonna Go In Your Throat (*Season Final*) Tom and Ellen continue with their plan to get information on the Tobin family's Ponzi scheme from Leonard Winstone even though Patty has inexplicably told them to stop.
Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Tate Donovan
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug Use, Sexual References, Adult Themes
01:45 NINE PRESENTS Repeat WS G
Michael Bolton
Music special.
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 TRIVITA WS G
Nopalea
Home shopping programme.
03:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Mar 23, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Making Friends
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Engagement Reaction
Howard finally tells his mother that he's marrying Bernadette, and the news puts her in the hospital.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 MOTORWAY PATROL Captioned WS PG There are emotional meltdowns on the side of the motorway, a scuffle with a hacksaw and a motorcyclist has a very lucky escape.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language 20:00 MOTORWAY PATROL Captioned WS PG An over bridge comes under attack from a truck, a couple of constables find themselves clearing up after a runaway wardrobe and an effluent-spraying sheep truck.
20:30 I AM LEGEND 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M
I Am Legend
A terrible virus has spread across the planet and turned the human race into monsters. Now, mankind's only hope for survival is scientist Robert Neville, the one person left unaffected by the epidemic. When he's not fighting for his life, Neville searches for a cure to reverse the virus's effects.
Starring: Francis Lawrence, Will Smith, Charlie Tahan
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Horror, Adult Themes
22:35 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat WS M
Living Proof
Jane and Maura comb for clues in the murder of a pregnant surrogate mother.
Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE Captioned WS NA
Parramatta Eels v Penrith Panthers Wide World Of Sports presents Parramatta Eels v Penrith Panthers. Join Join Ray Warren, Phil Gould, Peter Sterling and Andrew Johns for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.
01:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE Captioned WS NA
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Brisbane Broncos Wide World Of Sports presents South Sydney Rabbitohs v Brisbane Broncos from NIB Stadium, Perth. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.
03:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
04:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. Sat Mar 24, 2012
06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G
Kicho s Magic Flute! Diego is visiting his good friend Kicho in the mountains who is from the Andes who is an expert in music and instruments.
06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G
A Crown For King BoBo
Dora and Boots set out to help King Juan el Bobo find his crown so we can all go to his Mamí's birthday party.
07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS - SATURDAY Captioned WS G
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS an exciting mix of highlights from the week in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
10:00 KIDS' WB WS G Kids' WB, the only place for the best cartoons and the biggest prizes. Catch all of the fun with Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
10:05 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN WS PG
Enemy of My Frenemy
The gang go to Legerdomain to try to rescue Charmcaster
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:30 THUNDERCATS WS PG
Journey To The Tower Of Omens
The Cats look for the Book of Omens and navigate a dangerous labyrinth.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes
11:00 WAKKAVILLE Captioned WS C
There's Something In The Water When Jaz tastes the uniquely flavoured water of the Wakkaville lake, she decides to bottle it and put Wakkaville on the map.
11:30 PIXEL PINKIE Captioned WS C
Pixel Punkie / Nina The Diva
It's Pixel Pinkie's birthday and Nina is finding her a bit of a handful.
12:00 GASP Captioned Repeat WS C
The Cat in the Flap/Snug as a Bug A bedraggled stray cat plays on the sympathies of the kids in a crafty attempt to get the pets evicted and take their place.
12:30 G2G: GOT TO GO Captioned Repeat WS C
Sensitive Information Maddie and her mother are having trouble with their webcam link to Mac who's on location in the centre of a civil war.
13:00 THE SADDLE CLUB Captioned Repeat WS C
Crossing The Line A favourite trail near Pine Hollow is closed off by Desi's father, but the Saddle Club are forced to trespass on it when a donkey called Trouble, lives up to his name.
13:30 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Repeat WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes. 14:00 NINE'S HORSE RACING Live WS NA
Ladies Day
Wide World Of Sports presents the start of the Sydney Autumn Racing Carnival. The ladies are set to shine for all the glitz and glamour of Ladies Day. Join your expert commentary team for all the action live from Rosehill Racecourse.
16:30 THE GARDEN GURUS WS G
This week we kick the show off at the biggest garden industry trade day on the calendar in Melbourne and showcase the latest plants, meet some of the characters and get enthused about the best time of the year for gardening in Australia, Autumn. This week we deliver energy saving tips, water saving ideas, the latest tree variety and some tips on ways to keep your garden looking great without having to do too much hard work yourself.
17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA
See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.
17:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG
Jason takes an amazing cruise along the mighty Amazon River and Jules journeys to the popular Indian beach resort of Goa. Kelly goes back in time to the old world charm of Timbertown on the north coast of NSW. Plus a sneak peek at the Barrier Reef s newest island resort and some Thai food secrets from a Phuket cooking school.
18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.
18:30 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:40 HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF 2007 Captioned Repeat WS PG THE PHOENIX
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry returns to Hogwarts and discovers the wizard community has been denied the truth about his recent encounter with Lord Voldemort. Also, the new Ministry-approved course of defensive magic leaves the you wizards woefully unprepared.
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Harry Melling, Ralph Fiennes
Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Stylised Violence
22:40 ANGER MANAGEMENT 2003 Captioned Repeat WS M
Anger Management
After a misunderstanding aboard an airplane gets out of control, mild-mannered Dave Buznik is ordered by a court to attend anger management sessions run by Doctor Buddy Rydell. Buddy's unorthodox approach to therapy has Dave bewildered, and after yet another mishap, the court orders Dave to step up his therapy, which has Buddy moving in with Dave. Could it be that Buddy's confounding treatment is just what the doctor ordered?
Starring: Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, Marisa TOMEI, Luis Guzman, Woody Harrelson, John Turturro
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
00:45 THE HOWLING II 1985 AV
Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf A young girl whose sister was murdered by werewolves helps an investigator track down a gang of the beasts through the U.S. and Europe.
Starring: Christopher Lee, Annie McEnroe, Reb Brown, Sybil Danning
Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language
02:30 THE BARON Repeat PG
There's Someone Close Behind You
Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures.
Starring: Steve Forrest
03:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G
Flying Saucers
Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner. 04:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
04:30 MCD WS G
Wonder Cooker w Blades
Home shopping.
05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON WS G
Religious program.
05:30 WESLEY IMPACT SUMMER SERIES WS G
Religious program.