Schedule Program Guide For GTV/SD
Sun Mar 25, 2012
06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G
Deigo And Porcupine Save The Pinanta!
Diego and Alicia are having a party for Porcupine's birthday. Porcupine loves parties, especially the piñata!
06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G
Dora's Got A Puppy Abuela gives Dora and Boots a present for Dora's new puppy, but they'll have to watch out for Swiper, who's got a bunch of new swiping tricks up his sleeves.
07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
10:00 WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS Captioned Live WS G Join Ken Sutcliffe and guest hosts Grant Hackett, Giaan Rooney and Michael Slater for all the overnight news and scores, sports features, special guests and light-hearted sporting moments.
11:00 THE SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW Live WS G
(*2012 Return*) Hosted by Simon O Donnell, The Sunday Footy Show reviews all the AFL action and big stories with regular panellists Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford, Matthew Lloyd, Damian Barrett and Nathan Brown.
12:00 WILDFIRE WS PG
The Ties That Bind - Part 1 Kris and Junior are offered a chance to work on a geothermal project for a year, which would mean a relocation in Alaska. Meanwhile, Kris finds out she is to race in the Tucker Stakes on Wildfire, one last time.
Starring: Greg Serano, Andrew Hoeft, Dennis Weaver
13:00 THE APPRENTICE PG
Window Of Opportunity The celeb contingent must create a living window display for a mattress company. George Ross and Donald Trump Jr. observe the project, while fashion designer Vera Wang makes an appearance.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
15:00 ARTHUR 1981 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Arthur Arthur is a wealthy man who likes a drink, or ten. However, his $750 million dollar inheritance is at risk if he doesn't marry what he deems as the most boring blonde girl on Long Island.
Starring: Dudley Moore, Liza Minnelli, Sir John Gielgud, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Jill Eikenberry, Stephen Elliott
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language
17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA
See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.
17:30 POSTCARDS WS G
Country Cottages
Rebecca goes to an old miners cottage - Montrose of Ballarat and travels to the Art Gallery of Ballarat for Cecil Beaton's exhibition of the Queen; Shane finds a place called Milk and Honey in Daylesford; Brodie goes to Healesville and Glen goes to Chewton.
18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA
Join the Nine News team as they bring you the latest in news, sport and weather.
18:30 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF Captioned WS PG
Reef And Beyond (*Series Final*) The final film in the series reveals how the reef is crucially connected to the rest of the planet and how climate change will affect its future.
19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA
60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians. 20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned WS M
My Bloody Valentine Jane investigates the death of a mob boss's son. Meanwhile, Van Pelt is haunted by memories of O'Laughlin's shooting.
Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned WS M
Friendly Fire (*All New*)
An eccentric genius is assassinated with the most unique weapon the CSIs have ever seen.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
22:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M
See No Evil A young girl is kidnapped and the CSIs' only witness is a blind man who heard the abduction, leading Horatio to an old nemesis.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:30 NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL LATE WS NA
Canterbury Bulldogs v Newcastle Knights Wide World Of Sports presents Canterbury Bulldogs v Newcastle Knights from ANZ Stadium, Sydney. Join Andrew Voss, Phil Gould and Andrew Johns for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.
01:30 SPYFORCE Repeat PG
The Assassin When General Douglas MacArthur moves headquarters from Melbourne to Brisbane, Spyforce chief, Colonel Cato is concerned that an attack will be made on the General's life. Stars Jack Thompson and Peter Sumner.
02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
03:00 MCD WS G
Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades
Home shopping.
03:30 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA
Early morning news/talk show from ABC America's Time Square studio.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Mar 26, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Games
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Roomate Transmorgrification Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's "Star Trek" bedroom fantasy is too much for him; and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PhD, making Howard the only one without a doctorate.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Sheldon flees back to Texas in disgrace when he learns that the guys tampered with his arctic expedition data, threatening Leonard's hopes for a romantic encounter with Penny.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard feels threatened when a charming comic-book artist comes between him and Priya; and Sheldon is determined to scare his friends on Halloween.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA
Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.
20:30 ALCATRAZ Captioned WS M
The Ames Brothers Two of Alcatraz's most violent brothers, Herman and Pinky Ames, who were notorious for nearly escaping in 1963, find something mysteriously amiss when they return to Alcatraz in the present day.
Starring: Sam Neill, Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
21:30 PERSON OF INTEREST Captioned WS M
Baby Blue
A 6-month-old baby becomes a person of interest, and an old nemesis resurfaces.
Starring: Michael Emerson, Jim Caviezel, Taraji P. Henson, Kevin Chapman
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
22:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL.
23:30 SUPER RUGBY EXTRA TIME WS NA
Highlights from the Super Rugby matches over the weekend.
00:30 DAMAGES WS M
The Next One's Gonna Go In Your Throat (*Season Final*) Tom and Ellen continue with their plan to get information on the Tobin family's Ponzi scheme from Leonard Winstone even though Patty has inexplicably told them to stop.
Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Tate Donovan
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug Use, Sexual References, Adult Themes
01:45 NINE PRESENTS Repeat WS G
Tony Bennett
Music special.
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
03:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Mar 27, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Teams
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Jimmy Conjecture Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hook-up, while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine an insect species.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Gothowitz Deviation Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women, while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behaviour modification.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned WS PG
And The Hoarder Culture Caroline and Max are waist-deep in clutter when they clean a hoarder's apartment, and Max discovers that Johnny's been keeping a secret from her.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned WS M
And The Really Petty Cash Johnny's girlfriend has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned WS M
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey's mothers meet for the first time; Jake and Eldridge want Walden to drive them to a party.
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 TOP GEAR Captioned WS PG
Jeremy and James pay tribute to quirky and recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, and Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec `koda. Matt Smith is the celebrity guest in the Reasonably Priced Car.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
23:00 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA
Mama Rita's
Chef Ramsay visits a Mexican restaurant named Mama Ritas in Newbury Park, CA. Owner Laura, a former successful caterer, doesn t know the difference between running a restaurant and running a catering business. Chef Ramsay will have to implement some new fresh ideas to get Mama Rita s running like a restaurant and not a catering business.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
00:00 ECLIPSE Repeat WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
00:30 MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE WS M
The Great Escape
Joe visits with his erstwhile bookie (Jon Manfrellotti), who is bracing himself for daunting medical treatment. Elsewhere, Terry and Erin take their relationship to a new level, and Owen receives a most interesting offer from a competing dealership.
Starring: Ray Romano, Andre Braugher, Scott Bakula
01:30 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 SELFCARE WS G
No! No!
Home Shopping Programme
03:00 DANOZ G
Abdoer Twist
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. 05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Mar 28, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Inside Sports
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Pirate Solution Raj must find a new job or be sent back to India. Sheldon, however, has a solution, which leaves Leonard and Penny dealing with Howard as third wheel.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary While Sheldon settles a score with his nemesis, Star Trek: The Next Generation's Wil Wheaton Wolowitz begs Leonard to get Penny to set him up with one of her friends.
Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football, while a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA
Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.
20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M
Red All Over Patrick and the CBI investigate the Visualize Self-Realisation Centre, a cult-like religious group that maybe connected to the murder of a major media corporation's CEO.
Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti
21:30 THE FOOTY SHOW Captioned Live WS M
Join the Logie Award winning Footy Show for its 19th season, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford and Matthew Lloyd as they go where no other show dares. All the latest in the world of AFL including, breaking news, team line-ups and entertainment. Plus regular favourites, Street Talk, Sam's Mailbag and Almost Football Legends.
23:15 WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST Captioned WS MA
William Shatner Roast Witness the comic carnage as a host of celebrities including Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman boldly go where no one has gone before: to insult the man behind Captain Kirk as William Shatner is roasted.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language
00:40 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
01:05 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G
Vice Versa
Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.
01:30 DANOZ G
Abdoer Twist
Home shopping programme
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 DANOZ G
Swivel Sweeper G2
Home shopping programme.
03:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Mar 29, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Animal Sports Day
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Guitarist Amplification
Sheldon plays the peacemaker when an argument between Leonard and Penny proves "inconvenient" to him.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers.
20:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned WS TB
Trends With Benefits (*All New*) A college student is murdered, and her death photo ends up trending on the Internet. The CSIs investigate and turn to social media to help solve the case.
Starring: Ted Danson, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda 21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M
Manhunt When the killer of Horatio's wife busts out of prison and goes on a rampage, the CSIs must determine what he's after and find him before he strikes again.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
22:30 CSI: NY Captioned WS M
Keep It Real The boyfriend of a punk rock singer is shot to death in his apartment, and the key to solving the crime may be his missing roommate.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:30 THE FOOTY SHOW LATE Captioned WS M
A mix of footy and fun as we take you inside the game with some of Rugby Leagues favourites.
01:00 THE BARON Repeat PG
And Suddenly You're Dead
Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures.
Starring: Steve Forrest
02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
02:30 TRIVITA WS G
Nopalea
Home shopping programme.
03:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.
05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA
Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Mar 30, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS Captioned Live WS PG
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS. An exciting mix of topical issues, the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, LIVE music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty trends as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.
12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG
The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.
14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG
Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.
15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
15:30 HI-5 Captioned Repeat WS P
Sideshow Alley
Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.
16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.
17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.
18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.
18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.
19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
With Leonard, Howard and Raj away camping in the desert, an injured Penny has only Sheldon to rely on.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:30 MUST LOVE DOGS 2005 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Must Love Dogs
A newly divorced woman is cautiously rediscovering romance with the enthusiastic but often misguided help of her well-meaning family. As she braves a series of disastrous mismatches and first dates, she begins to trust her instincts and learns that it's never a good idea to give up on love.
Starring: Diane Lane, John Cusack, Elizabeth Perkins, Christopher Plummer
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:30 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M
What Happens In Vegas
Two strangers, Jack and Joy, awaken together to discover they've gotten married following a night of debauchery in Sin City, and one of them has won a huge jackpot after playing the other's quarter. When a judge refuses to have the marriage annulled, the newlyweds devise ever-escalating schemes to undermine each other and get their hands on the money only to find themselves falling in love amid the mutual backstabbing.
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Rob Corddry
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
23:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE Captioned WS NA
Melbourne Storm v Newcastle Knights Wide World Of Sports presents Melbourne Storm v Newcastle Knights. Join Join Ray Warren, Phil Gould, Peter Sterling and Andrew Johns for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.
01:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE Captioned WS NA
Brisbane Broncos v St George Illawarra Dragons Wide World Of Sports presents Brisbane Broncos v St George Illawarra Dragons from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.
03:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
04:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G
Home Shopping.
04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. Sat Mar 31, 2012
06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G
Green Iguana Saves Abuelito's Farm! It s the growing season and time for Abuelito s Strawberry Festival! But when a strong Windy Wind blows all the strawberries away, Alicia must ask Diego for help.
06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G
Big Sister Dora
Dora has some really exciting news to tell us: Someone new is joining Dora's family!
07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 MORNINGS - SATURDAY Captioned WS G
Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS an exciting mix of highlights from the week in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty as well as moving real life stories ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
10:00 KIDS' WB WS G Kids' WB, the only place for the best cartoons and the biggest prizes. Catch all of the fun with Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
10:05 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN WS PG
Couples Retreat
Charmcaster and Darkstar join forces to take out Ben, Gwen and Kevin.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:30 THUNDERCATS WS PG
Legacy
Lion-O is transported into the Book of Omens.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes
11:00 WAKKAVILLE Captioned WS C
Wakkaville's Most Excellent
All of Wakkaville is terrified of Flick s pet chicken Clucksta when it is discovered that she lays purple eggs.
11:30 PIXEL PINKIE Captioned WS C
The Show Must Go On / Extreme Nina Nina lands the job of directing the school play, a historical drama. Suzi is naturally cast as the Queen and nominates Max to be the King.
12:00 A GURL'S WURLD Captioned Repeat WS C When three teenage friends from three different countries create their own private chatroom, they end up getting a lot more than they could have possibly ever imagined.
12:30 G2G: GOT TO GO Captioned Repeat WS C
The Gift Of Magic Maddie and Stinky are handcuffed together thanks to Stinky's misuse of Maddie's birthday present, a magic kit. Now they have to do everything together.
13:00 THE SADDLE CLUB Captioned Repeat WS C
Facing The Music
The District Interclub Competition is about to take place at Pine Hollow. Stevie is dared by the boys to a rough ride.
13:30 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Repeat WS C
Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.
14:00 NINE'S HORSE RACING Live WS NA
Darley Guineas
Celebrating its 150th anniversary, join us for the Darley Guineas which sees the country s finest thoroughbreds converge on Rosehill Gardens in search of success in the $500,000 Darley Rosehill Guineas. Join your expert commentary team for all the action. 16:30 THE GARDEN GURUS WS G
This week the Gurus are going to be showcasing some amazing new plant varieties and give you the know-how to keep your plants looking beautiful. Plus was your garden a bit dull last autumn? Well we ve got the trick to brighten it up!
17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA
See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.
17:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG
Catriona heads to the Gold Coast to check out the latest theme park rides; Jason spends the night in one of Turkey s amazing cave houses; Dermott has a boys own adventure on a helicopter fishing trip in the Northern Territory; Natalie shows how to have a romantic weekend in the pretty Victorian town of Daylesford, and how to book a Bach a cheap holiday house in New Zealand.
18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.
18:30 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:40 HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD 2009 Captioned Repeat WS PG PRINCE
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year--to face a growing danger that may be more than a match for his strengthening powers as a wizard . . .While Death Eaters emboldened by the return of Lord Voldemort wreak havoc in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Harry suspects new dangers lie within Hogwarts. Dumbledore, racing to prepare Harry for a final battle that he knows is fast approaching, brings him on a perilous mission to find the key to unlock Voldemort's defenses.
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Jim Broadbent, Helena Bonham-Carter
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Supernatural Themes
22:55 THE FOG 2005 Repeat WS M
The Fog
Selma Blair, Tom Welling and Maggie Grace star in this thriller about a Northern California town that's forced to contend with an unwelcomed thick fog. As the fog seeps through the town, the residents meet gruesome ends.
Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, David Deray, Kenneth Welsh, Adrian Hough
Cons.Advice: Horror, Some Violence
01:00 THE MACKINTOSH MAN 1973 Repeat WS M
The Mackintosh Man A British intelligence officer posing as a diamond thief is sent to jail for 20 years in order to catch a gang that has been arranging escapes for wealthy criminals. Starring: Paul Newman, Dominique Sanda, James Mason, Harry Andrews, Ian Bannen, Nigel Patrick, Michael Horton
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
03:00 DAYLIGHT SAVINGS FINISHES NA
**MOVES CLOCKS BACK 1 HOUR**
03:01 LINK 1986 Repeat WS M
Link Research assistant Jane goes to work at the home of a chimp specialist. There, Jane meets Link, a delightful orang-utan butler. But when the doctor vanishes, the primates become increasingly aggressive.
Starring: Terence Stamp, Elizabeth Shue
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Horror
04:00 DANOZ G
H20 Mop X5 (NINE)
Home shopping programme
04:30 MCD WS G
Wonder Cooker w Blades
Home shopping. 05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON WS G
Religious program.
05:30 WESLEY IMPACT SUMMER SERIES WS G
Religious program.