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ACTION ILLUSTRATION Illustrating action heroes takes more than imagination. If you want your heroes to bulge with superhuman musculature, you’ll need Anatomy for Heroes. Anatomy for Heroes will show you the underlying structure you need to make your heroines fierce and your bad guys look ready to pounce. All this and interviews with top comic illustrators make this book a must have for aspiring artists. Anatomy for Heroes, brought to you by Action Illustration.

ALL DRESSED UP (Kid's) Tonight, I'm Phyllis the Flamingo and I look fabulous! My little brother likes to call me that because of all the beautiful pink feathers on my new dance costume, but on stage I'll look great. I've been working on this costume for months with the designers at All Dressed Up. They've been making costumes for professional performers and stylish amateurs for over 50 years. Be whoever you want to be at All Dressed Up.

American Bandstand Let’s spin one now from 1965! You’re listening to “Summer Days” by The Music Notes. Bobby from Boise gives it a 42; he can dance to it. June from Jackson says, “It’s my favorite song of the summer!” Now you can relive the golden years of radio with 1600 WINZ, the #1 flashback internet radio station.

ANDREW KRISTIN'S ROUND TABLE "You’re a savage! Oh, you’re an animal! So wild, so ferocious... and you eat like a wild man! Groowwlll!" Looking for an opportunity to let your hair down and get your hands dirty? Well, at Andrew Kristin’s Round Table, you can take a step back in time and dine with lords, ladies, and jesters. Rack of lamb, imported cheeses, fresh breads and fruits, and fine wines and ales are all here for the taking. There's only one catch: no utensils allowed.

ANIMAL PAL RESCUE (Kid's) Go on an adventure with all your friends from Kid TV. Bill, Janet and their dog Bobby need help rescuing all of Bobby's animal friends. Their friends are lost, but with every phonics puzzle you help them solve, they'll get a clue to help lead their friends home. Animal Pal Rescue is the new educational game from Kid TV and Wordmax.

ARNIE'S BIG BACON CHEESEBURGER You know, back when I was in college, they called me "the animal," 'cause I was the biggest and baddest guy on the team. I had the appetite of an animal, too. Since college, though, I don't play much football. But when I'm hungry, I'm still an animal. I need to have an Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger. Nothing satisfies my hunger like a quarter pound burger with four strips of bacon and two thick slices of cheese. I might not be able to tackle like I used to, but I sure can eat an Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger.

BALLROOM DANCING CHAMPIONSHIPS Graceful, sexy women and the handsome men they partner with. Ballroom Dancing is more popular than ever and this Saturday our American couples will compete against the world's best here at home. Enjoy the romance and heat of Ballroom Dancing this Saturday night. The Ballroom Dancing Professional Championships at the Columbia Arena. Seating is limited.

BASS CITY R/C ROLLERS Ready to roll, ready to bounce. Bass City R/C Rollers are the only radio controlled cars with style and power to burn. Move your ride with a 3-speed, 9.6 volt nitro-power controller. Ready for some tunes? Use the remote to play all your favorite mp3's on the sound system. With customizable wheels, chrome, and decals you can set the trends. Bass City R/C Rollers, roll with the best.

BEACH LIFE BOARDS

People don’t understand why I like surfing so much. What’s not to love? The waves, the speed, the freedom… it’s one of life’s great joys. So when I need to get away from the crush of every day life, I grab my Beach Life Surfboard and head to the beach. Because life’s too short not to enjoy every minute!

BEYOND GRAPHIC HAIR COLOR Electric blue, neon pink, gothic red. If you want to light up the club with a whole new look, get Beyond Graphic Hair Color. Mix the high intensity pigments to create your own color, your own style. Metallic, loud, and wild and it washes out in just 10 minutes. Go for the style you desire. Go bold with Beyond Graphic Hair Colors!

BODY FITNESS CLUB Oh my goodness! That was Suzy Johnson, the biggest girl of our graduating class! She looks gorgeous! How did she lose all that weight? She joined the Body Fitness Club, and she lost how much? 95 pounds!? I can't even lose 10 pounds! Sorry, I can't go out tomorrow night. I'm going to the Body Fitness Club. If Suzy can do it, I can do it too.

BRIDAL BARN It's a bridal jungle in there! The instant they announced the 50% off special you could hear the rumble. Mothers and daughters came stampeding down the stairs, diving for the racks, clawing and tearing at each other to get the best dresses! I'm just glad those women didn't know about The Bridal Barn. They have the biggest selection in the area and their gowns are all 50% below retail, every day. The Bridal Barn: get the savings, skip the drama.

CAFE HOLLYWOOD I was new in town. I didn’t know anyone. I spent the first few nights watching late night reruns of shows I didn’t like the first time. I thought I was destined to be friendless. But then, I went to this bar down the street called Cafe Hollywood. Cafe Hollywood jump started my personal life! It’s the coolest place!

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I was new in town. I didn’t know anyone. I thought I was destined to be friendless. But then, I went to this bar down the street called Cafe Hollywood. It’s the coolest place!

CHATTANOOGA RVs Whether you heard it through the grapevine or on Route 66, the rumors are true. Chattanooga RVs are selling off all their old models to make room for this year's new models. With prices this low, it’s never been easier to stake your claim on the open road. Chattanooga RVs: America’s home away from home.

CHEESE JACKS Cheese Jacks are the most extreme new snack food around! These freshly baked crackers are loaded up with three different kinds of cheese: cheddar, nacho, and zesty pepper jack! It's a flavor sensation your mouth will never forget! Cheese Jacks!

CLUB LIQUID STEP Come on down to the grand opening of Club Liquid Step! It's the hottest nightclub in town! Ladies drink free after 10 PM! Party 'til daylight at Club Liquid Step!

CLUB NIGHTSTEP

The hottest beats. The coldest drinks. The best DJs. Club Nightstep. Chicago's most exciting nightclub is now open. Don't miss out on the place to see and be seen! Club Nightstep in downtown metro Chicago: step it up!

COACHES CAMP "Come on! Let’s pick it up! Everyone form a line, four on four scrimmage. Go! Good. Again!" I love being a coach and pushing myself just as hard as I push my players. Every summer I go to the U.S. Coaches Camp for six weeks of hardcore leadership, sports psychology, and fitness training. The U.S. Coaches Camp is coaching for the coach.

COLD ATTACK "Now, my minions… attack the enemy! Hunt them down and destroy them! Ha, ha, ha!" Release your inner villain and indulge in the wanton destruction of your cold. Take Cold Attack, the natural remedy from Norton Homeopathic and you’ll experience fewer and milder symptoms while it helps your body fight off the enemy. Cold Attack is your homeopathic revenge!

COMEDY CHANNEL Tuesday night, we've got your prescription for laughs on the Comedy Channel! At 8PM, you'll find yourself in stitches with brand new episodes of Dr. Muldoon, Farm Surgeon! At 8:30, you'll get a case of the giggles with Generic Hospital, and at 9PM catch an all-new episode of the reality hit, Nurse For a Day! If laughter is the best medicine, then Tuesday nights on the Comedy Channel are just what you need!

CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN AMUSEMENT PARK

Tired of driving hours to get to an amusement park? Well, now you don’t have to! The Crystal Mountain Amusement Park opens this weekend! Like roller coasters? Ride the Tiger’s Eye. Or for real daredevils, try the Hooded Dragon! There are plenty of rides for both young kids and the young at heart. Ride the miniature train around the park, take the kids on one of the carousels, or even see a circus! Crystal Mountain Amusement Park also features nighttime music and fireworks!

DANCEDREAM EXTREME 3

Think you've got moves? Prove it! DanceDream Extreme, winner of GameLand's Rhythm Game of the Year, is back! Everyone's moving with DanceDream Extreme 3. Rated J for Jam!

DIFFERENT DISGUISES You're doomed! It's a costume party but you don't have a costume. Arriving as the only guest without one is your biggest fear. Before the hourglass runs out, run to Different Disguises! You'll find costumes to buy or rent for any occasion. Don't hide without Different Disguises!

DR. SPILL #1 Crying over spilled milk? Dr. Spill is here to help! While I can't help you with your obvious emotional problems, I can help you exterminate your mess. Dr. Spill paper towels: the mightiest!

DR. SPILL #2 Why are you crying? It's only spilled milk! Listen, I'm not here to fix your emotional problems. I'm here to clean up. Exterminate your mess with Dr. Spill paper towels.

DUST So, I'm in the elevator by myself. Everything's perfect: my lipstick, my hair, even my make-up! Then the door opens, and there he is! The best smelling man in the world! I still don't know his name, but I do know his cologne. Dust. By Isaac Dust. Brings the mystery back to manhood.

EARLY START

Kids

When I’m getting ready for school in the morning, I’m a complete wreck! I have to take the dog out, dodge my little brother, and still eat a good breakfast before I leave. So, every morning I have a bowl of Early Start. All of my daily vitamins are in one serving, and it tastes great! Early Start: the cereal for kids on the go.

Adults

When I’m getting ready for work in the morning, I’m a complete wreck! I have to take the dog out, dodge my husband, and still eat a good breakfast before I leave. So, every morning I have a bowl of Early Start. All of my daily vitamins are in one serving, and it tastes great! Early Start: the cereal for people on the go.

EASY WHEY Run for your life! She’s going to blow! Is your baby having nasty allergic reactions to traditional formulas? Ease their upset tummy with Easy Whey, the number one formula recommended by pediatricians for infants with sensitive stomachs. Feed your infant the easy way with Easy Whey Formula.

EDDY'S Do you find your kids watching too much TV or playing video games for hours at a time? When's the last time you all did something together? Why not get them out of the house? Eddy's Go Carting and Batting Range is having its grand opening on Saturday, April 14th! It's guaranteed family fun! So get out of the house and come on down to Eddy's!

EXTREME ADVENTURES

Experience the thrill of the world's wildest extreme adventure: skydiving! Whether tandem or an accelerated freefall skydive, we'll make your parachute jump safe and exhilarating. You'll jump at the chance to join us at Sky High Skydivers.

EXTREMELY WICKED I won’t lie to you, it was a wicked run: moguls as high as your waist, 30 mph cross winds. When those flaming arrows start flying at your head, well, chances are you won’t survive. I smashed my head into a dozen trees before I got half way down. Good thing it’s only a game… an extremely wicked one. Extremely Wicked. Only for Play Box 400.

FARM FRESH PEANUT BUTTER All my friends and I care about is peanut butter! So Mom makes sure we get the best peanut butter. You know, she wasn't sure there was a best until she discovered Farm Fresh Peanut Butter. It smells like fresh peanuts. As long as we love peanut butter, my mom makes sure we're getting the best. Farm Fresh Peanut Butter, for Moms who care.

FIVE STAR MALL It's a mall that has everything! Shops, restaurants, banks, movies, even a carousel and train! It's five star fun at the Five Star Mall! There's a fun house for kids and a movie theater for family outings. See the 100-year old restored carousel! Need to do some grocery shopping? Come to Super Buys grocery store. Come on down to the Five Star Mall.

FLEET RAIL Step on it! We're going to be late. I knew we should have taken the Fleet Rail. Next time, we'll get there on time!

FLUFFY BRAND TOILET PAPER

Riding the roller coasters at the amusement park is all I’ve ever wanted. But when I got there, I was just a little too short to go on the rides. So I took some extra soft Fluffy Brand Toilet Paper and slipped it in my shoes. The next thing I knew, I was upside down 300 feet in the air! Fluffy Brand Toilet Paper: extra soft, extra fluffy.

FOOTBALL FRENZY It’s 4th down with three yards to go. Can you score the touchdown and win the big game? The pressure is on; the whole season comes down to this. Do you have what it takes? Interactive Sports presents Football Frenzy 2, coming this fall to gaming consoles everywhere.

FOREST FUN SHAMPOO In the morning, my hair makes me look like a wild child. Ggrrowwll! But when I need to tame my mane, nothing can untangle it and cut a case of the frizzies like Forest Fun hair products. It can be a jungle out there, but your hair doesn't have to look like you're in one. Forest Fun Shampoo makes cleaning and controlling your locks easy. Put your hair in the center ring with Forest Fun Shampoo, the hair tamer!

FORT ROYAL ISLAND (kids) I've been to an island! My parents called it Fort Royal, but my sister and I called it the Fun Island. All the grown-ups were nice and all the kids there were happy and having fun like us. We had games and sports to play all day long. I was worried Mom and Dad would be bored on their own, but they said they were having fun, too. It was great! Fort Royal Island, the fun island.

GEORGE MARTIN LIVE The world is full of comedians with smart mouths, but there's only one original. See the legend that started it all on the opening night of his new show, George Martin: Having the Last Word. Tickets go on sale at the Calvert Hall Box Office this Saturday at 10 AM.

GLAMOUR GIRL (Kid's) Most of my friends are into fads; I'm into fashion. I like to have my own style. Mom always used to say, "style is expensive," but then we found Glamour Girl. Glamour Girl Vintage Clothing Store has unique and affordable styles from every era, and their expert stylists can help you pull together any kind of look. Fill your closet without emptying your wallet at Glamour Girl Vintage Clothing.

GRANNY’S CLOSET

Yesterday, Mrs. Nevin didn’t give us her usual huge homework assignment, so my friends and I headed to the mall to check out the new store, Granny’s Closet. You wouldn’t believe all of the cool clothing they have. Flair legged low rider and straight legged pants in all kinds of funky colors; tons of tops in all shapes, sizes, and styles; and the largest selection of accessories I’ve ever seen. And you know how I love accessories. At Granny’s Closet, you can find clothing that will complement your personality, no matter how old you are, and that’s really cool.

GRAVITY MOUNTAIN Ready for a downhill thrill? Gravity Mountain is the kick-inducing vertical playground you’ve been looking for. We have fresh snow every day just waiting to be carved and cruised. Pre-season lodge and lift packages are available and our new on-mountain dining facilities are second to none. Call today!

HALF-PIPE HOAGIES After a day of big air, I’ve got a big appetite. There’s no time to run back into town, so I stay right at the lodge and grab a Half-Pipe Hoagie. The bread is served fresh out of the oven all day long and they’ll load it up with every topping in the shop. Half-Pipe Hoagies are hot and ready at the lodge all day long.

HAPPY HOURS Happy Hours is coming to your neighborhood! It’s a brand new idea for entertaining young families. Happy Hours features all the kids’ favorites: hamburgers, pizza, milkshakes, and ice cream, plus clowns and live music! Games, prizes, and an indoor jungle gym are there to entertain the kids. It’s happy eating for you and your family. Come to Happy Hours, the restaurant for parents and kids.

HAUNTED HILL HAYRIDE I cleaned my room. I cleaned the hamster cage. I fed the fish and cleaned its bowl. I even set the table for dinner. Yeah, I’m hoping to get something in return: tickets to the Haunted Hill Hay Ride. All my friends are going, and if I play my cards right, I will too! Call 1-800-HAUNTED for information and reservations.

HAUNTED SCARECROW HAYRIDE Scared of the dark? Scared of creepy crawly things? No, you say? Then why don’t you come to Mysterious Mansion, way on top of Morgan’s Hill. It’s been lonely all year long and we're waiting for your visit. We’ll even give you a ride there. Every night starting at dusk during the month of October, The Haunted Scarecrow Hayride and Mysterious Mansion is open to the public. Call 1-800- HAY-RIDE for reservations. We're dying to see you!

HEAD CASE HEADSHOTS The good news is that I'm having a new head shot taken tomorrow. The bad news is that I needed it today. My image is rock and roll; my headshot was perfect for the Lawrence Welk show. Head Case Headshots works exclusively with clients from the fields of Rock, extreme sports and artists who are out of the mainstream and out of their minds. Keep standing out from the crowd with Head Case Headshots.

HOLLYWOOD STACIE DOLL My mommy told me that if I was good for a whole week, she’d buy me the new Hollywood Stacie Doll. But I didn’t want to wait that long. So I cried. For three hours straight. Loudly. I love my new Hollywood Stacie Doll!

HOMESTYLE RESTAURANT You’re busy. You’re up by six. You’ve got to get the kids up and fed before school. You have to be at work by eight. The house is a mess, laundry needs to be done... who has time to cook? Homestyle Restaurant does! Why not give yourself a break and pick up a fully home-cooked meal for you and your family? They come already prepared and they taste homemade! Homestyle Restaurant: when you want to cook at home, but just don’t have the time.

HOMETOWN AUTOS (Kid's) Wow, is it crowded in here. Mom, Dad, on behalf of us kids, I say it's time we get a minivan. Just look at us. We're using every seat belt back here and with all our backpacks and gear, there isn't even room for Johnny's elbows, except in my nose. Hometown Autos has great used minivans on sale and we'll even have room for friends. Hometown Autos is the place to go for family cars.

HOOP IT UP BASKETBALL COMPETITION Come on, ladies, the boys aren’t the only ones who can hoop it up. Join us this Saturday at the Downtown Arena for Hoop It Up. Starting at 10 AM, you’ll see some of the fiercest women on the court battle it out in three-on-three match- ups. Tickets to the finals are $25. All day tickets including the finals are just $35 at the door.

HOUSE SWAP Do you ever wish you could swap your lifestyle for someone else’s? Well, now you can, by swapping your condo or house with someone else! Have you ever wanted to live in New York City, New Orleans, or even Europe? Exchange your lifestyle with House Swap, an organization that arranges a temporary vacation- length trade of houses and condos for people in different countries. Let House Swap give you a vacation you’ll always remember.

IDEAL PHONE SOLUTIONS Ideal Phone Solutions has all the cell phone technology and accessories you need! Choose from hundreds of models of phones and get all the latest upgrades: camera phones, video phones, mobile PC hardware, ring tone gift cards, customizable faceplates, and more. If you can’t go anywhere without your cell phone, come to Ideal Phone Solutions.

IMPACT LABS “You box it, we’ll drop it.” That’s been the Impact Labs motto for 50 years. We’ll drop, crush, bang, crash, implode or annihilate any thing you want and tell you how well your packaging really protects your products. Impact Labs: helping you crush the competition.

JECKO GAME SYSTEMS No way! You’re not gonna beat me! Press play and let the horse race begin! I’m gonna leave you hugging the rail as I gallop to the finish line. Wait a minute, I think my sneaky opponent turned on the cheat code for a turbo-charged horse! Let's go again! Jecko Games Systems: fun for all ages!

No way! You’re not gonna beat me! Press play and let the horse race begin! I’m gonna leave you hugging the rail as I gallop to the finish line. Hey! Wait a minute, Did you use a cheat code? Thats not fair! Let's go again!

JUDO JAM Martial arts is more than just a great way to improve your child’s discipline and physical fitness... it’s fun! This year, sign your kids up for after school activities they’ll love. Send them to Judo Jam! Judo Jam has been working with area youths for over 20 years and our unique combination of martial arts and music is proven to be the best way to teach kids five to eight the art of Judo. Judo Jam, your kids will love it!

K-BANG (Kid's) You'd better hurry! The K-Bang three-dimensional logic puzzle is a game with a twist. You twist the pieces into position before the song is done, or the whole thing goes kaboom in your hands! K-Bang is the winner of the National Youth Science Foundation Brain Buster Award. It's a challenge for all ages. Will you brave the K-Bang?

KLAMATH MOUNTAIN You don’t have to choose a winter resort that only has one kind of fun. At Klamath Mountain we’ve got a 300-acre playground with plenty of room for cross country skiers to enjoy quiet trails while snowmobiles roar on the other side of the resort. Our slopes for skiing and snowboarding are some of the best in the world, ranging in difficulty from novice to back country extreme. At the end of the day, dine at the Fireside Lounge or relax in your in-room Jacuzzi.

LAFF SPOT This Friday night, come watch the comedy stylings of Dan Hook! Be prepared to chuckle, guffaw, snort, and giggle at the Laff Spot, Friday at 10 PM! Enjoy the drink specials and the exclusive menu for this comedy event. This Friday at the Laff Spot, it’s Dan Hook!

Lets Play Hooky! Hey kids, let’s play Hooky! It’s the fun new game that helps you learn your colors. All you have to do is listen to Freddy Fish tell you which color fish to catch. The person who catches the right colored fish first wins the point. When Freddy the Fish is done going through all the colors of the fish, the person who has the most points wins. So tell your parents that you want to play Hooky!

LITTLE FOLKS TOY STORE (Kid's) Tomorrow is the best day of the year! That’s right, it’s my birthday! Last year I got a sweater from Aunt Hilda, a baby doll from Uncle Roy, and socks from Aunt Sue... ugh. So this year I did what dad calls being pro-active. I asked my mom to let me register at Little Folks Toy Store so every one will be happy knowing they got me just what I wanted.

MARBLEHEAD CHEESE (Kid's) I love foods that are all mixed up with each other like grilled cheese sandwiches made with Marblehead Colby-Jack Cheese. Mom loves it because it's full of calcium for strong bones and I love it because it can't make up it's mind what kind of cheese it is. It's Colby! It's Jack! It's crazy! Marblehead Colby-Jack Cheese: twice the flavor, twice the fun.

MATH MAGIC I knew it! I knew it! I got an A! I am so good! When my parents told me I’d have to work with a tutor I was not excited. I hated math. The last thing I wanted to do was spend extra time every day studying it. But my tutor from Math Magic was great and the results speak for themselves. Math Magic tutoring service; the formula for success.

MCKNIGHT'S EVENING LITE MINTS Our relationship was going so well. I was so in love. Then they changed the recipe! The heartache... the long, lonely nights... I thought I was destined to spend the rest of my days alone. But then a knight rescued me: McKnight’s Evening Lite Mints. The strong dark chocolate poured over cool creamy mint swept my heart away.

MEDFORD WILDLIFE PRESERVE This summer our family is doing something different. We're going to shadow the rangers at the Medford Wildlife Preserve. We’ll spend the whole day with the Medford Rangers; feeding and caring for the animals up close that most people only ever see on TV. Don’t just go out; go behind the scenes of the wild at Medford Wildlife Preserve.

MICKEY CARLISLE After her self-titled debut album last year, Mickey Carlisle was named as an artist-to-watch by On the Rise Magazine. This Saturday, grab a front row seat and watch this bluegrass newcomer work with the best pick-up players in the business. Mickey Carlisle’s debut performance at the Brick House, June 21st. Tickets are just $20 each.

MIDCO GAMES CLASSICS Presenting Midco Arcade Classics: Volume One! Relive the glory days of video gaming, only without the quarters. Enjoy classics like Dot Man, Knock Out, and Space Blasters! As an added bonus, all games have been remastered to include new music, graphics, and multi-player support!

MOBILE CLEANING COMPANY The floors were filthy, the dishes dirty, junk was everywhere. I couldn’t stand what a mess my house had become! Then I called The Mobile Cleaning Company. Every week they send a team in to do a total work-over. My house has never looked cleaner! Now I have so much free time. Let the Mobile Cleaning Company clean your house today!

MR. POPPER'S POPCORN

Balloons, streamers, games… you’ve got the perfect birthday party, but you need a snack that all the kids will love and is still healthy! Well, that’s what Mr. Popper’s Popcorn is for! It’s crunchy and delicious, yet moms will love the fact that it’s low-salt and low-calorie! Mr. Popper’s Popcorn: it’s popper-ific!

MUNCHY Munchy, Munchy, Munchy! He’s so very hungry! All he likes to do is eat, and it’s your job to feed him! The new Munchy Doll is here! He comes with a picnic basket full of food. So, lock your refrigerator doors, Munchy is here!!!

MYSTIC ISLAND (kids) My parents wanted to go to the beach for vacation but my brother wanted to go to a water park. So I, being the smart one, said, “Why don’t we go to Mystic Island? They have both!” Everyone agreed with me. Mystic Island is the best! It has water rides, games and a beach. Now my parents are asking me for advice on their taxes. I told them if we plan another trip to Mystic Island, I might just take a look at them.

NIGHT OWL COFFEE #2 Me? Nope, I’m not tired at all! I had a cup of Night Owl Coffee. Their hyper- caffeinated beans make a smooth, robust cup of coffee that tastes great and will keep your brain humming all night long. Night Owl Coffee, the flavorful way to stay awake.

NOTE-TAKER I used to download music illegally. Then my mom found out, and she took away my mp3 player for a month! Now when I want a song I use Notetaker. Notetaker is the totally legal way to download all the new music I want. The sound quality is great and it keeps my mom happy.

OCK THE CLOCK (Kid's) Ock the Clock. He doesn't go tick tock, he goes knock knock. And when it's time to get up for school, his cool alarm really rocks! Boring alarm clocks are in for a shock! Rock out in the morning with Ock the Clock.

OUT OF THIS WORLD FAMILY RESTAURANT Ride the range or blast off for the space station! Let the kids choose where they want to eat! It’s all at Out Of This World Family Restaurant. From hamburgers to salads, Out Of This World has something for everyone... with a twist! Eat in a space station while orbiting the Earth, or eat with western rough riders out on the prairie. Anything’s possible at Out Of This World. It’s not just eating out, it’s an adventure!

OUT OF THIS WORLD RESTAURANT #2 There are two things I love, science fiction and eating, and I can have them both at Out of This World Restaurant. The walls are covered with memorabilia from all your favorite science fiction movies and the food is great, too. They offer hamburgers, hot dogs and specialty dishes from around the galaxy. Out of This world Restaurant: a universe of food and fun.

PASTA PALS (Kid's) My Mom says I have to eat everything on my plate. Yuck. I tell her I'll only eat everything if she makes Pasta Pals. They're delicious pasta dinners that come shaped like my favorite characters. Then she said, “Yeah, but you can’t eat the same thing every night.” I told her I could, because they have 12 different flavors and it’s easy to make. She says she’s thinking it over. Pasta Pals are a great meal and kids like me love it.

PCM LIMOUSINES Prom night is one of the most important nights of my life. I can’t be late, I can’t get lost, and I have to show up in style. That’s why I called PCM Limousines. I got my choice of vehicle styles, the prices are affordable, and I know I’ll be the talk of the graduating class. PCM Limousines; style you can afford!

PETE'S BARBECUE SAUCE Need to perk up your barbecue? Try Pete’s Barbecue Sauce! Its got a special blend of herbs and spices that will make your taste buds say “wow!” It’s great on chicken and pork chops, too. So the next time you fire up the barbecue, don’t forget to grab your bottle of Pete’s Barbecue Sauce. Pete’s Barbecue Sauce: the special sauce with an attitude.

PETPALS As humans, we are fortunate to have the ability to communicate verbally. Unfortunately, our furry friends aren't able to do the same. So if you've got a cranky cat or a destructive dachshund, PetPals is here to help! Our skilled team of animal behaviorists can help your hairy friend out of his or her respective funk. Give us a call or visit us online today!

PETUNIA PETALS: GIRL WIZARD

Who says only boys can be wizards? Introducing Petunia Petals: Girl Wizard, the newest book from bestselling children's author Barbara Romley! Join Petunia and her friends as she travels through a hidden world on a journey filled with mystical powers, high adventure, and more magic than you can shake a wand at. Look for Book One of the Girl Wizard Trilogy on sale now at a bookstore near you.

PLANNING A PARTY So, youʼve decided to throw a party! Well, a good party takes planning and preparation. Whether itʼs a birthday party, a holiday party, or just an evening of hip rock and roll records, the key word is fun. So first, you have to decide what kind of party youʼre throwing. Once youʼve decided that, itʼs time to move on to the guest list. Donʼt forget your chaperones! What size party do you want to throw? Now itʼs time to start planning. Activities, decorations, refreshments… what will you need to keep your guests entertained?

POP STAR BEAUTY BOX (kids) Mirror, mirror on my ring, who's that girl with all the bling? Me! My new Pop Star Beauty Box comes with all kinds of fun accessories, including paints and rubber bands for rock star hairstyles. With sparkle lip balm and nail polish in four awesome colors, you and your friends can shine like a pop star with the Pop Star Beauty Box.

POWDER CRUSHER (Kid's) I don't want to slide down a hill, I want to crush it. My new Powder Crusher Sled demolishes the competition. I fly past my friends on super slick treads and the extra handle positions let me hold on, even at extreme speeds. Sliding on the snow is for wimps; crush it on the new Powder Crusher.

POWER PUNCH My mom doesn't let me drink soda after school anymore; she says it's bad for my health. But I don't mind, because now when I get home I grab a Power Punch! Power Punch will knock you out with awesome fruit combos that are made of 100% real fruit juice. These juice blends will blow your taste buds away! Who says a healthy drink has to be lame? Power Punch is a knockout!

PRO SKATE PARK 4 Barrel down the half pipe and score an Ollie! Pro Skate Park 4 is now available on all major game systems. Play in story mode and try and score an elusive sponsorship, or play in classic mode and turn the sickest flips and grinds you can! Pro Skate Park 4 features thirteen insane levels of skating mayhem. Buy it today!

RACE THE BAY Does the phrase "ride sharing" make you think of a slow, crowded minivan full of toddlers? The next time you visit the coast, call Race the Bay Charters and experience real ride sharing on one of our performance sailboats. Experience the thrill of high-tech sailboat racing and forget all about sippy-cups and child safety seats while you help the crew handle the lines. Race the Bay Charters: live at Full Speed.

RAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY Being a kid is hard enough, but having to eat in the school cafeteria is unbearable! The special of the day is never special and even the pizza is unrecognizable. That’s why I bring my own lunch now. Rave Peanut Butter and Jelly is my new best friend. It’s peanut butter and jelly all in one jar, so I can make a quick sandwich to go. Rave Peanut Butter and Jelly: lunch just got a little easier.

RAVENOUS BARS

I used to snack on junk food every day before practice because, well, everyone's hungry after school. But one day my coach pulled me aside and said I needed to take it up a notch. She handed me a Ravenous Bar that's packed full of fresh fruits and nuts. And you know what? It tasted great and I had energy to burn through the rest of practice! Ravenous Bars: eat well, play hard!

RAY'S VINYL

This Saturday is record store day! Come in to Ray's Vinyl to celebrate. We've got exclusive singles from Jah Reel, Alicia Fire, and DJ Slim. Ray's Vinyl is located on the corner of Fifth and Johnson. Ray's Vinyl. Let the good times spin!

ROCK SKIPPING "Eighteen feet and that’s our winner, ladies and gentlemen!" Can you skip rocks like a champion? Join us for a bit of old-fashioned fun at the annual Higgins Lake Rock Skipping Competition. Grab your chance at local immortality by winning the distance skipping contest or by taking the prize for the most skips with a single stone. Stick around for our charity chicken roast and pie-eating contest. This Saturday, it’s fun for the whole family!

ROLL 'EM UP I’m serious, it’s the world’s easiest video game. You simply use the controller to roll your sphere over the objects on screen. Everything you pick up increases your size, like rolling up a snowball. The music is great and when you get big enough to pick up buses and skyscrapers, it’s hilarious! Roll 'Em Up: The video game that's pure, simple fun.

SALLY SPECTER She's a dead girl with a secret that could save the whole world. He's alive, alone, and the only one who can see her. Together, they've got one week to save the world. Sally Specter and the Ghost Portal Experiment. The new animated feature from Pixel Studios. Rated PG. Opens Wednesday everywhere.

SANDY'S Whenever we go out to eat, my little sister wants “pasgetti” like Mom makes, I chant "pizza, pizza, pizza," and my teenage brother scarfs down fast food burgers and fries. Mom and Dad, they want something a little more… elegant. That’s why we eat at Sandy's. It's America’s restaurant.

SCUBA EXPEDITIONS Explore the world under the sea with International Scuba Expeditions. I.S.E packages include accommodations at world-class resorts and give our clients access to some of the most beautiful dive sites in the world. Float above coral reefs or explore lost sea caves. Share your diving dreams with us and we’ll make them come true. Breathe the air of a different world with International Scuba Expeditions.

SHYER'S BOAT SHACK It’s summer and that means one thing: boating! Come on down to Shyer’s Boat Shack and see all the newest models! We’ve got tons of fabulous floating fun for you and your family to check out! Our friendly sales staff is always on hand to answer your questions or even take you out for a test drive on our private waterway. Come on down to Shyer’s Boat Shack today and make your dream come true!

SKI PROS Help me! Why am I on two waxed sticks screaming down a hill of snow and ice? “Just keep your knees together,” they say. Ha! If get to the bottom of this bunny slope alive, I’m going straight to the Ski Pros Training Center. They’ll help me learn how to ski the right way so I can get my dignity back and show who rules the slopes.

SKIN RENEW (Kid's) You should have seen it! I ran straight at the bars, jumped as hard as I could and flew right over the top. When I landed on the other side everyone said, "ooh!" and looked at the cut on my chin. Mom put a special bandage on it to prevent scars called Skin Renew. I told her I think scars are cool, but she said I'll feel different when I'm older.

SPINNING WHEEL

Spinners, initials, web work... wheels can make or break the look of a car and you’ll never get a custom style from buying parts out of a catalog. Bring your ideas to the designers at the Spinning Wheel. Our computerized system can cut your wheels on site in just a week. Roll out in style with The Spinning Wheel.

SPORTS PSYCHOLOGY Bubble-Man; that’s what they were calling me on the X-game fan sites. I’d load all the big tricks into my runs: Back-flips, Superman, Kiss of Death… and still end-up just out of the medals. So how did I move from fourth place to first? I went to the coaches at the Sports Psychology Lab. They helped me get my head in the game

SPORTS TODAY Are you tired of missing a game and falling behind in the standings? Well, subscribe now to Sports Today, and not only will you receive 26 issues of the hottest sports magazine around, you’ll also be caught up with every major league sport every week! Plus, act now and we’ll send you this major league football calendar free with a paid subscription! What are you waiting for? Subscribe today!

SPRING STATE FAIR I love roller coasters! The faster and more terrifying, the better! But my wife and kids... not so much. So, for family fun and games, as well as the biggest and baddest roller coasters, come to the Spring State Fair!

STEEL DRUM PARADISE

It’s downtown’s hottest new nightclub: Steel Drum Paradise. You can enjoy cool drinks, hot music, and a tropical yet edgy atmosphere while dancing the night – and your cares – away. Looking for a getaway but don’t have time for a vacation? One night at Steel Drum Paradise and you’ll feel like a new person.

STORM BODY SPRAY

Bring the thunder! Bring the lightning! It’s new Storm Body Spray! Warning: Storm is absolutely not for use in the following places: libraries, math classes, philosophy lectures, chess matches, or sewing circles. Recommended uses: running with the bulls, white water rafting, skydiving, nightclubbing, or striking gold. Storm Body Spray: losers need not apply!

STORMTRACKER 4000 The weather you need, exactly when you need it. WBLA’s StormTracker 4000 is now available in real-time on the web. It features up-to-the-minute information for every neighborhood in the metropolitan area so you can plan your day. StormTracker 4000 Online, available only from WBLA, the news leader.

SUPER SEPTEMBER Get caught up in the fever of Super September at the World Soccer Championships! This year’s tournament has eight divisions, from the little tikes league all the way up to your favorite pro teams, in match play all around the world. Who will win? Get caught up in Super September and the World Soccer Championships!

SWISH DUSTERS Fire up the vacuum cleaner just to dust? No way! Why bother when a Swish Duster will do the job. Swish Dusters are soft cloths created to grab dust like a magnet. When you're done, just them in the trash. Why not listen to music instead of the roar of a vacuum? Dust the fun way, with Swish Dusters!

TEXAS TOM'S FIREPIT Texas Tom’s Firepit has the best barbecue in town! Yee haw! If you’re looking for the best ribs you’ve ever had, don’t look any farther than Texas Tom’s! This is down south cooking, done up the right way, here in your neighborhood! Texas Tom’s: a little bit of the south, no matter where you are.

105.9 THE BOMB

105.9 The Bomb is the city's hottest hip hop station. Tune in every morning for Jake and Alicia's Drive Time. Sunday nights, go underground with Devin for the freshest unsigned music acts and hungriest MC's from across the country. Also, tune in for Friday Night Freestyles every Friday night at seven. 105.9 The Bomb, the city's hottest Hip Hop!

TUMBLE ROOM I’m going stir crazy! My twins are wrestling and every time the little one thinks he’s losing, he pretends he’s hurt by saying “ow ow owww” like he’s some sort of wounded cat. It’s been going on for an hour now. I think it’s time we head over to the Tumble Room. It’s an enclosed, safe playground for kids where they can run wild while I watch from the parent area, even in the middle of the winter. Get your active kids out of the house and to The Tumble Room today!

URBAN RUN Free Running is the most extreme new sport around. See videos and learn tips from the champion urban athletes who have made the city their playground. Lara Croft, eat your heart out. Watch them scale walls, triangle jump up corners and stomp the urban landscape as if gravity, walls and ledges were only built to be a bit of a challenge. Totally unsanctioned. Urban-run.com.

URBAN WARRIOR MESSENGER SERVICE Can you ride as fast as you talk? Do you love danger? Does dodging car doors while racing through the city towards bonuses that are the highest in the business appeal to you? Bring your body, your brains and your bike to Urban Warrior tryouts this Saturday. Urban Warrior Messenger Service. Many are called, only a few are chosen.

VANITY REMODELERS Our bathroom is done! It was so fast I can’t believe it! Three years of stress, paint fumes and temporary repairs and then, bam! In one week the specialists at Vanity Remodelers made it all go away. Why do it yourself when their friendly experts can offer you affordable, high quality installations and repairs? Get your bathroom back with Vanity Remodelers.

VILLAGE AUTO This week only, buy any premium pre-owned automobile at Village Auto and we’ll give you free tickets to watch the famous Monster Truck destroyer, Crushasaurus Rex! Crush your automotive worries with a new vehicle, this week at Village Auto!

VIRTUAL PUPS

It's the hottest new game around! Now, you can have your own puppy to watch over every day and night! With Virtual Pups from PetWire, you can pick out the puppy you want, raise them, feed them, and care for them, all from your computer. Mom and Dad will love that your puppy never makes a mess, and you can have a pet to call your own. New Virtual Pups; now available for all next gen gaming consoles!

VOLT ENERGY DRINK

On the go? Need to refuel? Grab a Volt Energy Drink! It’ll give you the boost you need! Crush the competition, drive the ball, and win the race with Volt!

WARRIOR III "An inter-ven-what? Dude, your breaking the flow of my game and I’m only 10 levels away from Valhalla and Warrior III immortality. No way, man, I’m not addicted; I’m dedicated. No, not the off Switch!" Warriors never quit, warriors never die; they just get unplugged. Warrior III: the battle continues.

WEST MILL MUSIC HALL Need to liven up your Friday nights? Visit the place everyone is talking about, the West Mill Music Hall. Enjoy the best live country, bluegrass and folk artists in the area, with a new set every 30 minutes. Dance with a loved one or bring your whole family and have a picnic on the hill above our outdoor stage. West Mill Music Hall, where fun and music dance hand in hand.

WHELAN'S Keep your heads down! Anything in your size, grab it! Don’t listen to any sob stories and don’t surrender any items until you’ve tried them on. It’s your first major league sale, ladies, the annual 80% off extravaganza at Whelan’s Department Store. I want you all to do your best! Ready? Charge!