Andrew Kristin's Round Table Animal Pal Rescue
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You’re listening to “Summer Days” by The Music Notes. Bobby from Boise gives it a 42; he can dance to it. June from Jackson says, “It’s my favorite song of the summer!” Now you can relive the golden years of radio with 1600 WINZ, the #1 flashback internet radio station. ANDREW KRISTIN'S ROUND TABLE "You’re a savage! Oh, you’re an animal! So wild, so ferocious... and you eat like a wild man! Groowwlll!" Looking for an opportunity to let your hair down and get your hands dirty? Well, at Andrew Kristin’s Round Table, you can take a step back in time and dine with lords, ladies, and jesters. Rack of lamb, imported cheeses, fresh breads and fruits, and fine wines and ales are all here for the taking. There's only one catch: no utensils allowed. ANIMAL PAL RESCUE (Kid's) Go on an adventure with all your friends from Kid TV. Bill, Janet and their dog Bobby need help rescuing all of Bobby's animal friends. Their friends are lost, but with every phonics puzzle you help them solve, they'll get a clue to help lead their friends home. Animal Pal Rescue is the new educational game from Kid TV and Wordmax. ARNIE'S BIG BACON CHEESEBURGER You know, back when I was in college, they called me "the animal," 'cause I was the biggest and baddest guy on the team. I had the appetite of an animal, too. Since college, though, I don't play much football. But when I'm hungry, I'm still an animal. I need to have an Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger. Nothing satisfies my hunger like a quarter pound burger with four strips of bacon and two thick slices of cheese. I might not be able to tackle like I used to, but I sure can eat an Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger. BALLROOM DANCING CHAMPIONSHIPS Graceful, sexy women and the handsome men they partner with. Ballroom Dancing is more popular than ever and this Saturday our American couples will compete against the world's best here at home. Enjoy the romance and heat of Ballroom Dancing this Saturday night. The Ballroom Dancing Professional Championships at the Columbia Arena. Seating is limited. BASS CITY R/C ROLLERS Ready to roll, ready to bounce. Bass City R/C Rollers are the only radio controlled cars with style and power to burn. Move your ride with a 3-speed, 9.6 volt nitro-power controller. Ready for some tunes? Use the remote to play all your favorite mp3's on the sound system. With customizable wheels, chrome, and decals you can set the trends. Bass City R/C Rollers, roll with the best. BEACH LIFE BOARDS People don’t understand why I like surfing so much. What’s not to love? The waves, the speed, the freedom… it’s one of life’s great joys. So when I need to get away from the crush of every day life, I grab my Beach Life Surfboard and head to the beach. Because life’s too short not to enjoy every minute! BEYOND GRAPHIC HAIR COLOR Electric blue, neon pink, gothic red. If you want to light up the club with a whole new look, get Beyond Graphic Hair Color. Mix the high intensity pigments to create your own color, your own style. Metallic, loud, and wild and it washes out in just 10 minutes. Go for the style you desire. Go bold with Beyond Graphic Hair Colors! BODY FITNESS CLUB Oh my goodness! That was Suzy Johnson, the biggest girl of our graduating class! She looks gorgeous! How did she lose all that weight? She joined the Body Fitness Club, and she lost how much? 95 pounds!? I can't even lose 10 pounds! Sorry, I can't go out tomorrow night. I'm going to the Body Fitness Club. If Suzy can do it, I can do it too. BRIDAL BARN It's a bridal jungle in there! The instant they announced the 50% off special you could hear the rumble. Mothers and daughters came stampeding down the stairs, diving for the racks, clawing and tearing at each other to get the best dresses! I'm just glad those women didn't know about The Bridal Barn. They have the biggest selection in the area and their gowns are all 50% below retail, every day. The Bridal Barn: get the savings, skip the drama. CAFE HOLLYWOOD I was new in town. I didn’t know anyone. I spent the first few nights watching late night reruns of shows I didn’t like the first time. I thought I was destined to be friendless. But then, I went to this bar down the street called Cafe Hollywood. Cafe Hollywood jump started my personal life! It’s the coolest place! Suggested edit I was new in town. I didn’t know anyone. I thought I was destined to be friendless. But then, I went to this bar down the street called Cafe Hollywood. It’s the coolest place! CHATTANOOGA RVs Whether you heard it through the grapevine or on Route 66, the rumors are true. Chattanooga RVs are selling off all their old models to make room for this year's new models. With prices this low, it’s never been easier to stake your claim on the open road. Chattanooga RVs: America’s home away from home. CHEESE JACKS Cheese Jacks are the most extreme new snack food around! These freshly baked crackers are loaded up with three different kinds of cheese: cheddar, nacho, and zesty pepper jack! It's a flavor sensation your mouth will never forget! Cheese Jacks! CLUB LIQUID STEP Come on down to the grand opening of Club Liquid Step! It's the hottest nightclub in town! Ladies drink free after 10 PM! Party 'til daylight at Club Liquid Step! CLUB NIGHTSTEP The hottest beats. The coldest drinks. The best DJs. Club Nightstep. Chicago's most exciting nightclub is now open. Don't miss out on the place to see and be seen! Club Nightstep in downtown metro Chicago: step it up! COACHES CAMP "Come on! Let’s pick it up! Everyone form a line, four on four scrimmage. Go! Good. Again!" I love being a coach and pushing myself just as hard as I push my players. Every summer I go to the U.S. Coaches Camp for six weeks of hardcore leadership, sports psychology, and fitness training. The U.S. Coaches Camp is coaching for the coach. COLD ATTACK "Now, my minions… attack the enemy! Hunt them down and destroy them! Ha, ha, ha!" Release your inner villain and indulge in the wanton destruction of your cold. Take Cold Attack, the natural remedy from Norton Homeopathic and you’ll experience fewer and milder symptoms while it helps your body fight off the enemy. Cold Attack is your homeopathic revenge! COMEDY CHANNEL Tuesday night, we've got your prescription for laughs on the Comedy Channel! At 8PM, you'll find yourself in stitches with brand new episodes of Dr. Muldoon, Farm Surgeon! At 8:30, you'll get a case of the giggles with Generic Hospital, and at 9PM catch an all-new episode of the reality hit, Nurse For a Day! If laughter is the best medicine, then Tuesday nights on the Comedy Channel are just what you need! CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN AMUSEMENT PARK Tired of driving hours to get to an amusement park? Well, now you don’t have to! The Crystal Mountain Amusement Park opens this weekend! Like roller coasters? Ride the Tiger’s Eye. Or for real daredevils, try the Hooded Dragon! There are plenty of rides for both young kids and the young at heart. Ride the miniature train around the park, take the kids on one of the carousels, or even see a circus! Crystal Mountain Amusement Park also features nighttime music and fireworks! DANCEDREAM EXTREME 3 Think you've got moves? Prove it! DanceDream Extreme, winner of GameLand's Rhythm Game of the Year, is back! Everyone's moving with DanceDream Extreme 3. Rated J for Jam! DIFFERENT DISGUISES You're doomed! It's a costume party but you don't have a costume. Arriving as the only guest without one is your biggest fear. Before the hourglass runs out, run to Different Disguises! You'll find costumes to buy or rent for any occasion. Don't hide without Different Disguises! DR. SPILL #1 Crying over spilled milk? Dr. Spill is here to help! While I can't help you with your obvious emotional problems, I can help you exterminate your mess.