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Holiday lights shining down from the Fat Cat reflect on the Gowanus Ad-nauseum! Canal by the Carroll Street Bridge. New document reveals Yards’ mega-billboards By Gersh Kuntzman The Brooklyn Papers WELL BLOW The Atlantic Yards project is a threat ME DOWN! to one of America’s national treasures — Brooklyn’s brownstone blocks — The scoop on Bruce’s stoop two preservation groups charged this PAGE 14 week, citing new state renderings that show 15-story illuminated advertising pared final environmental impact state- billboards on either side of the devel- ment for the $4.2-billion project (see ren- opment’s main building. dering left). The National Trust for Historic Preser- Such billboards are illegal under New vation and the group Scenic America both York City zoning — but that law is one of said that the 16-tower arena, residential many local codes being superceded by the and office space project would over- state in its approval of Atlantic Yards. whelm the brownstone blocks in neighbor- “Times Square should not be exported ing Prospect Heights, Fort Greene and to Brooklyn,” Fry said at a press confer- Boerum Hill. ence this week on low-rise Fort Greene And Scenic America raised a new issue: Place, just two blocks from where the 620- Two 150-foot-tall illuminated billboards on foot “Miss Brooklyn” tower would rise. either side of the “Urban Room” atrium at Atlantic Yards developer Bruce Ratner the intersection of Flatbush and Atlantic composite based on state data has said that light from the signs would avenues would constantly bathe “Brook- only be turned up to maximum settings lyn’s famed brownstones ... in the light on game nights — but Fry retorted that from 15-story beer ads,” said Kevin Fry, the Atlantic Yards approval process gave

the group’s president. Speaks Brooklyn him little reason to believe Ratner could The billboards only came to light last Illuminated signs on the Miss Brooklyn tower would be 150-feet tall. City zon- be reigned in. week, as part of the state’s hurriedly pre- ing that forbids signs that big is being superceded by the state. See BIG SIGNS on page 14

SHELLY’S UNIVERSE Ratner to pony-up rent By Ariella Cohen Of course, if Ratner never builds At- Community Development. “But there is The Brooklyn Papers lantic Yards, all bets are off, according to still insecurity for the tenants if the proj- the new deal, which is contained in the ect falls apart.” Bruce Ratner is paying the rent. state’s final environmental impact state- It’s more than insecurity, said George Answering criticism from fair-housing ment certified last week. Locker, an attorney for 13 rent-stabilized advocates, the Atlantic Yards developer The estimated 55 renters, of course, tenants in the 22-acre Atlantic Yards foot- says his company is guaranteeing to pay must still pay their base rent, lest they be print. the difference between the current rent of considered in breach of contract and “If this project isn’t built, these people soon-to-be-evicted tenants within the ruled no longer eligible for Ratner’s pay- will lose their homes and get nothing in footprint of his development and the rent ments. return,” he said. The agreement still vio- for “a comparable unit,” until the tenants One housing advocate cautiously com- lates state [relocation] law. This is not are relocated into a Yards building. / Dennis W. Ho / Dennis W. mended the developer this week. state law, this is Ratner law.” With the Atlantic Yards project near- Initially, Ratner only promised to pay “It sounds like an improvement if ten- Forest City Ratner Vice President Jim ing state approval, Sheldon Silver is the rent for three years — but many wor- ants can have confidence that they can Stuckey declined a chance to comment very popular. See who’s in his orbit. ried that tenants would get burned if con- have their rent paid until they are moved when approached by The Brooklyn Pa- PAGE 14A struction of Atlantic Yards dragged on into a new unit,” said Brad Lander, exec- pers at a Ratner-sponsored tree-lighting beyond that time frame. utive director of the Pratt Center for this week. The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn Donating to state pols pays off By Paul Koepp But as a result of a lawsuit by the campaign contributions were more grams. Over the years, the senator Thomas, a Park Slope resident, got a $2,000 grant from the assem- for The Brooklyn Papers Albany Times-Union, the state leg- than matched by the subsequent has received $2,500 in campaign also gave $250 to state Sen. Marty blywoman. islature was recently forced to re- grant of state money to their organi- contributions from the agency’s vice Golden (R-Bay Ridge) — and this • Sandy Balboza of the Atlantic Carroll Gardens Assembly- veal all of the recipients of such zations. president Avrohom Schonberger and year, her organization received a Avenue Betterment Association, do- woman Joan Millman and Bay grants — and the name of the mem- In Golden’s case, he has sent treasurer Leon Goldenberg, state $5,000 grant from him. nated $400 to Millman over six Ridge state Sen. Marty Golden bers who funneled the money. $140,000 in taxpayer grants to records show. Thomas said her contributions to years. This year, her group received have repeatedly given state grant While members often brag in HeartShare Human Services, which Millman deals in much smaller the pols had anything to do with $2,000 to produce shopping guides. money to groups and organiza- press releases about their role in se- is headed by Bensonhurst bigshot grant, but doles them out to more their contributions to the group she Balboza said her relatively small tions whose leaders have made curing some grants, a complete list William Guarinello. contributors, records show. For ex- leads. donations to Millman had nothing contributions to their campaigns, has, until now, been secret. Guarinello, who is also chair of ample: “I give to people if they represent to do with the grants her group gets Critics have called the legisla- Community Board 11, and his fam- • Prospect Park Alliance Presi- me personally,” she said. “These are from Millman. a Brooklyn Papers investigation ture’s $170-million member-item ily have given Golden more than dent Tupper Thomas has given good representatives who support “I’m a citizen and I support peo- Mango / Greg has revealed. pool a “slush fund” because of the $17,000 in campaign donations $475 to various Millman campaigns wonderful programs for the commu- ple running for office who address Like all of their legislative col- lack of oversight. since February 2002. — plus hundreds more to other nity, and I don’t think that has any- our issues,” she said. “And that’s leagues, Millman and Golden con- In the case of Millman and Gold- “Obviously, we don’t think it’s elected officials. thing at all to do with contributions.” personal. What we do with that trol thousands of dollars in grant en, a review of the just-released quid pro quo,” said HeartShare This year, Thomas received • Matthew Pintchik of the Park money is make the community bet- money, often called “member state documents alongside their spokeswoman Tricia Fleming. $18,000 in grants from various As- Slope Volunteer Ambulance Corps ter. That’s economic development.”

items,” that they steer to local organ- campaign finance records revealed Golden steered $370,000 to Agu- semblymembers, including those on gave $1,000 to one of Millman’s Balboza added that grant money Papers file The Brooklyn izations with little oversight. many civic leaders whose personal dath Israel for youth and senior pro- her contribution list. campaigns — and the corps later See MILLMAN on page 14 Joan Millman A Chrismukkah scandal! K, THIS MAY seem like a com- Park Slope rallies against my new tome Opletely gratuitous column about my new and hair featuring Hasidic- entology and Kab- YMCA (which stands for book, but it is actually a style side curls (in white, to THE BROOKLYN balah is nothing Young Men’s Chrismukkah story about how intoler- match his beard, of course). compared to Gersh Association, doesn’t it?), but By Gersh Executive Director Sean An- ant a neighborhood fa- As far as I’m concerned, ANGLE Kuntzman Kuntzman’s gospel mously liberal Park Slope you can judge this of Chrismukkah. drews said, “At this time, I book by its cover. Oy to the world!” have no comment.” can be. SCANDALWATCH He said he’d call me back, To me, that Jew- But when I As tout le ish-leaning Santa but I’m still waiting. (He did- monde knows, week, when organizers of the showed up for the reading, n’t attend my reading, either, is a cute icon that the poster had been altered to the cover of my perfectly cap- Writers on the Rooftop series by the way.) book, “Chris- at the Prospect Park YMCA remove our “Jewish” Santa Given my devout atheism,

tures the spirit of Vari / Jeff mukkah: The Chrismukkah. created a large poster to ad- and Wolf’s quotation. As a I admit that I might not be Official Guide to But to some vertise my reading on Dec. 4. direct result (I am certain), the best person to judge the World’s Most- Park Slopers, The poster featured the the reading’s walk-in crowd whether “Hasid Santa” is of- Beloved Holi- it’s an offen- “Santa of David” image, plus was, how you say, poor. fensive or not. So I called the day,” features a sive, horrifying ABC News producer Buck One of the organizers told book cover’s designer, Judith statuette of Santa image that Wolf’s promotional quotation me that the poster was cen- Stagnitto Abbate, who was Papers The Brooklyn Claus wearing a must be cen- from the back cover of the sored as a result of “com- also stunned that Park Slope The Brooklyn Papers Editor Gersh Kuntzman (right) sings a Chrismukkah carol with Allen belt adorned with a sored! book: “What Tom Cruise and plaints” by Y customers. sensibilities had been so of- Salkin, author of "Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us" in this rare cooperation be- gold Jewish star The trouble started last Madonna are doing for Sci- I immediately called the See SCANDAL on page 14 tween the major fictional religions. 2 DTZ THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 December 9, 2006 Jewels by Satnick’s SUPER Art bloomed and HOLIDAY SALE sold in DUMBO By Ariella Cohen The Brooklyn Papers In DUMBO, progress on Up to Brooklyn’s tallest-yet condo KT means saying goodbye to a On ALL 14 Gold, whimsical, hand-painted gar- babysitter den that grew along with its * Diamond, Silver, 33 floors. 75 % Artist Pasqualina Azzarello Jewelry,Watches has reclaimed her 400-foot-long SantasHHaystack floral mural from the site of the OFF and Giftware sky-high J Condominium at suggested retail price Front and Jay streets, leaving only a drab chain-link fence 14kt Gold Jewelry $25.00 and up* less vulnerable to concrete spills and sidewalk drilling. 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By Christie Rizk Imitation, in Crawford’s man was appalled at the exis- for The Brooklyn Papers case, is the fastest form of flat- tence of the list, despite his ex- tery, as she quickly asked her tremely prominent place on it. Park Slope finally has its of- readers to send in nominations. “A ‘Top-100 list’ is antitheti- ficial A-list — and it includes “It was a conversation starter cal to Park Slope,” said Kuntz- two Brooklyn Papers editors. for people,” she said. The neighborhood’s top man. “The neighborhood was She acknowledged that the built by real people, not celebu- blogger Louise Crawford ush- list is flawed. “Some of it is ered in a new era of celebrity- tantes who are constantly very personal,” she said. Googling themselves to see if watching in the famously unfa- In the neighborhood, reac- mous neighborhood by posting they were hanging out with tion to Crawford’s list was a Paris Hilton last night. her “Park Slope 100,” a list of mix of typical Park Slope neu- “And, more important,” the community activists, spiri- rosis, graciousness, wit, revul- tual leaders, writers, artists and sion and more neurosis. Kuntzman added, “how come plain ol’ weird people that “I am excited to be on a list my wife isn’t on it?” make Park Slope Park Slope. with some of Brooklyn’s most Some listers took their nomi- Crawford, producer of the talented people,” said Borough nations with a very big grain of Web site “Only the Blog Gersh Kuntzman Lisa J. Curtis President Markowitz. that fancy sea salt they sell at Knows Brooklyn,” and author Fellow lister, writer Robert the Food Co-op. of The Brooklyn Papers’ Smart- Buscemi and Rosie Perez — trounced: Councilman David Guskind, was also happy to “I was very flattered to learn mom column, described her list and only slightly less well- Yassky and Chris Owens. have made the top 100. that I was chosen to be part of Pamper your loved one this as “highly opinionated” and known figures like Eric, the For Owens being named a “I’m thrilled to be included ‘The Park Slope 100,’” said holiday season with a gift “inherently flawed” (she mis- swimming instructor at Eastern winner was small consolation. and glad that the work I’ve Lisa Curtis, our own GO spelled the names of at least Athletic gym (he really is “I’m honored,” he said, quip- been doing has been noticed,” Brooklyn editor. “To be listed of pure indulgence from two of her honorees, Atlantic amazing). ping, “I think I should start he said. “I think she did a great among such luminaries as ‘Blue d’mai urban spa. Yards blogger Norman Oder Not every PS-lister is an A- reading her blog.” job capturing the flavor and go- Haired Woman at Shawn’s and City Councilwoman Letitia lister, either. Crawford said she was in- ing across the spectrum of Park Liquors’ is a real honor.” Gift Certificates are the perfect James). Congresswoman-elect Yvette spired by the Atlantic Month- Slope.” To find out if you’re on the list, way to show you care. But it’s also credible. Her top Clarke is on the list — but so ly’s “100 Most Influential But ever the Scrooge, Brook- too, go to www.onlytheblog- 100 includes actors Steve are two of the men she Americans” issue. lyn Papers Editor Gersh Kuntz- knowsbrooklyn.com Slope painter sells a wall in DUMBO 157 Fifth Avenue (between Lincoln and St. Johns) Park Slope, NY 11217 T E L 718 - 3 9 8 - 210 0 By Ariella Cohen lined path leading to the York Open 7 days www.dmaiurbanspa.com Extended Hours The Brooklyn Papers Street F-station. “It was a very interesting In DUMBO, progress on moment in the history of the Brooklyn’s tallest-yet condo neighborhood,” Azzarello said, means saying goodbye to a “a developer and an artist meet- whimsical, hand-painted gar- ing for lunch and making a den that grew along with its 33 floors. business deal.” Bill Zules Artist Pasqualina Azzarello The flower fence came down in time for builders to start dig- Artist Pasqualina Azzarello, whose work once covered a construction fence in DUMBO. has reclaimed her 400-foot-long floral mural from the site of the ging the sidewalks. “We always knew it was sky-high J Condominium at Front and Jay streets, leaving temporary, but it’s sad to see it One stop shopping only a drab chain-link fence gone,” said Alex Hurwitz, the RELIGIOUS Electrical manager of the development. Plumbing Janitorial less vulnerable to concrete for all your Supplies spills and sidewalk drilling. “The workers are banging into SERVICES “A chapter in my relation- it every day. We didn’t want to hardware needs AND MORE! ship with DUMBO, and in the worry about it.” Cong. B’nai Jacob life of the neighborhood, has For the construction workers Park Slope Synagogue closed,” said the artist, who who toiled alongside Azzarello th 401 9th Str. btw 6th & 7th Ave. lived in the neighborhood for as she painted, both the art and Saturday, December 16 , 2006 five years before dismantling 718-832-1266 the artist will be missed. the installation and moving to 11AM to 4PM Fair Services: 7:15 Morning Minyan GE Light “Having art around added Park Slope a few weeks ago. Shabbat: Fri Sundown Sat 9:30am some cheer,” said Jim Spence, a To benefit our BSEC Family programming we have transformed our One hundred four-foot-by- beautiful landmark mansion into a gallery of original arts and crafts; CLASSES/EVENTS/HOLIDAYS eight-foot painted panels had superintendent at the site. “Peo- www.parkslopeshul.org ple started talking to us, asking also win a raffle and enjoy good food! L30-34 Bulbs surrounded the development since March, when Azzarello questions about what we were * JEWELRY * POTTERY * PHOTOGRAPHY * TOYS * First A.M.E. Zion Church 4 Pack - $1.59 emerged from her studio — the doing.” * CLOTHING * DECORATIONS * HATS * MIRRORS * 54 MacDonough St. only other building on the block The final goodbye to the gar- CANDLE HOLDERS * PAPER ART * SCARFS * BAGS * (bet. 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= owned by Thor Equities Shore Subway Hotel Station ‘For sale’ sign on Astrotower Nathan’s Coney Is. SURF AVE. Museum By Ariella Cohen 41-year-old ride in Coney so badly “It’s from a piece of a time when The Brooklyn Papers that it is willing to share relocation America was seeing the moon for costs with the city. the first time and [the world] was For sale: One, 1960s-era, 275- The Alberts say an interested buyer talking about getting to outer space.” The foot-tall sightseeing tower, more has approached them about moving The ride isn’t protected as a land- Cyclone than slightly used. the Astrotower to a Southern theme mark like the city-owned Cyclone or One week after selling Astroland park — but the family said it would the independently owned Wonder Park to developer Joe Sitt, the family prefer to make a deal with the city. Wheel, so if a buyer cannot be found, Haas / Tania

WEST 12TH ST. STILLWELL AVE. STILLWELL WEST 15TH ST. WEST 15TH that runs the popular summer amuse- Historians said that the relic of the the tower will be bulldozed to make Astroland Site ment area has offered the city a dis- Deno’s 1960s space craze could be worth way for Sitt’s $2-billion two-hotel, re- WEST 10TH ST. count price on the Astrotower, a rotat- Independently Wonder New York big bucks to the maker of a retro- tail, condo and restaurant complex. owned games Wheel Aquarium ing, glass-enclosed elevator that lifts themed amusement park. Sitt owns 13 acres of property be- Park passengers to its 27-story-high top “It looks so straight out of 1963,” tween West 10th and West 15 streets Keypsan Park BOARDWALK and pauses, giving sweeping views of said Michael Immerso, author of — almost the entire amusement dis- Papers The Brooklyn the ocean. “Coney Island, The People’s Play- trict and some land that fronts the The boardwalk in Coney Island on a dreary day, with the Coney Island property owned by Joe Sitt’s Thor Equites is shaded black. The Albert family wants to keep ground.” famed Boardwalk (see map, left). Astrotower rising in the background, on the left.

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The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) Asian Longhorned Mets trade legendary Beetle Cooperative Eradication Program reports that moving fire- Cyclone Brian Bannister / Gary Thomas wood can spread tree-killing invasive diseases and insect pests like the The Brooklyn Papers The Mets have traded pitching prospect Brian Bannister — a Asian longhorned beetle (ALB). Already, the ALB is responsible for the favorite of Brooklyn Cyclones fans during his season at Keyspan Park — to the Kansas City royals for reliever Ambiorix Burgos. loss of more than 32,000 trees in New York, New Jersey, and Illinois. It’s the latest in a series of deals that have sent Cyclones prospects

to many major league parks, yet only four to big Shea — and not for Papers file The Brooklyn very long. Former Met Brian Bannister pitches for the Brooklyn Cy- In all, 12 Cyclones have made it to the show — including clones in 2003. The Mets traded the starter this week. Please help. Buy and use firewood locally. Don’t transport it. firethrower Scott Kazmir, power hitter Mike Jacobs and infielder Danny Garcia — but Bannister was the only one still wearing a Mets uniform. Many Met fans were hopeful that Bannister would earn a spot in As a Cyclone in 2003, the then-22-year-old went 4-1 with one the team’s aging rotation. but it was not meant to be, thanks to this And remember, officials survey trees for signs save and had a 2.15 ERA. In 46 innings, he allowed just 27 hits, week’s trade. while striking out 42. In exchange for Bannister, the Mets get the 22-year-old Burgos, His ERA led all Brooklyn starters that year. who was 4-5 last year with 18 saves and a 5.52 ERA. of beetle infestation year ’round and may be in Bannister rose quickly through the Mets organization, and even won Meanwhile, even as the weather turned cold this week, fans were the Sterling Award in 2005 as the franchise’s best pitching prospect. able to dream of Cyclones’ opening day, thanks to the release of the your area. For answers concerning surveys, wood He made his Major League debut in April, 2006, and carried a team’s 2007 schedule. no-hitter into the sixth. But he only made eight starts for the team, Opening Day is Tuesday, June 19, against the New York-Penn movement, or suspected signs of beetle infestation, spending much of the rest of the season on the bench with an injured League defending champion Staten Island Yankees at Keyspan Park. call the Asian Longhorned Beetle Cooperative hamstring. — Gersh Kuntzman Eradication Program. Iraqi dates being sold on Atlantic

In New York, call 1-877-STOP-ALB or 1-866-265-0301. The Brooklyn Papers wars and sanctions. A hundred pounds of Iraqi dates that took Finally, Rakowitz’s dates were released by In New Jersey, call 1-732-815-4700. For more information, visit more than two months to get to America — American customs officials this week. They went on sale on Friday. http://www.aphis.usda.gov and click on the Asian Longhorned Beetle give or take 25 years — are finally being sold at “I actually don’t know how to feel,” said Rako- an Atlantic Avenue store. witz, whose grandfather was an Iraqi Jew. Artist Michael Rakowitz ordered a ton of the “One of the ideas of the project was to see if under “Hot Issues.” dates back in September, as part of a project that America and Iraq could have normal trade. But this he hoped would highlight the abnormal relations project showed how much further we have to go.” between the U.S. and an ally, Iraq. Baghdad native Zeyad Kasim pre-ordered his He had no idea how abnormal they are. dates and was on hand to collect them. Rakowitz’s first shipment got to the Jordanian “I don’t even like dates,” said Kasim, who is border — twice — before being turned back. The studying at City University. “But the dates are im- The Asian Longhorned Beetle Cooperative Eradication Program is comprised of the USDA’s shipment then went to Syria, where bribe-seeking / Julie Rosenberg portant because they remind me of home.” officials held it for weeks. By the time it was re- United States Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service and Forest Service, joined in New York by the At presstime, Rakowitz hadn’t decided whether New York State Department of Agriculture and Markets, the New York State Department of leased, the dates had spoiled. he would set the price of his dates based on his ab- Department of A second shipment of just 50 kilograms was surdly high importation costs. Agriculture Environmental Conservation, and the New York City Department of Parks and Recreation. The USDA agencies are joined in New Jersey by the New Jersey Department of Agriculture, the sent by air — but as The Brooklyn Papers report- “That was also part of the project — to show ed two weeks ago, the dates were still tied up as New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection, and the City of Linden. how expensive it is to import goods from Iraq,” he The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn American officials figured out what to do with 10 said. “But I know that the people who pre-ordered Iraqi date importer (and boxes that had the words “Product of Iraq” on the dates would pay anything. To them, it’s about artist) Michael Rakowitz with them — the first time such words have been seen memory — ‘thikra’ in Arabic. They just want one of his dates. in these parts in 25 years, thanks to embargos, those dates.” — Kuntzman Attention Medicare Beneficiaries! Ridge strip club is just a tease Medicare Advantage Plan Including Prescription Drug Coverage “Quality Driven, Community Focused Healthcare” Liberty Health Advantage offers services to Medicare beneficiaries residing within the 5 Boroughs and Nassau County. Liberty Health Advantage is contracted with CMS to deliver services to Medicare Advantage recipients. Our benefits

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Some Benefit Highlights Include: Papers The Brooklyn Owner Joeseph Domovsky inside Club Shadows. • No additional premium to Medicare beneficiaries SENIOR CHOICE for The Brooklyn Papers (you must continue to pay Part B premiums) OLD WARD FOR Where are the girls? G A A new bar that many believed would be a strip club thanks to its • NO CO-PAY for inpatient hospital services “EXCELLENCE IN sign heralding “exotic dancers” finally opened on Fourth Avenue last week — with no sign of anything exotic. • NO CO-PAY for primary care office visits MEDICARE VALUE” Nonetheless, the new “Club Shadows” received two citations — for TWO YEARS RUNNING having flies in a liquor bottle and for a failure to change the name on the • NO CO-PAY for specialists office visits liquor license, said City Councilman Vince Gentile (D-Bay Ridge). Gentile had led the initial charge against the club, and encouraged •Transportation benefit state liquor enforcement officers and New York’s Finest to attend •Prescription drug coverage at no additional premium to you the grand opening last Thursday. “Two violations is something you wouldn’t expect from a club on its •Other benefits such as vision, dental and hearing grand opening,” Gentile said. “I will be watching Club Shadows closely.” But manager Joseph Domovsky was gloating even more. “Sorry, you aren’t going to find any naked ladies here,” Do- movsky said, leading the media hoardes on a tour. “Have a look for yourself, we don’t even have dressing rooms.” Domovsky claims the entire affair — which started when he put To learn more about Liberty Health Advantage the “exotic dancers” sign outside the bar several weeks ago — was “an innocent misunderstanding” and reaffirmed his intent to have “a please call us Sunday through Saturday between 8:00 am and 8:00 pm club Bay Ridge can be proud of.” The misunderstanding may not have been so innocent: The open- at 1-866-542-4269; TTY: 1-800-662-1220. ing drew plenty of camera crews, and Domovsky was more than happy to sit for interviews. H3337_4002_all_1 10/24/2006 “Thank you,” he said. “I can’t buy press like this.” — Matthew Lysiak December 9, 2006 THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 AWP 5

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OUR OPINION ALL DRAWN OUT State pol slush fund

OW WE KNOW WHY state legisla- pay-for-play system in which legislators al- And the community groups that have been tors fought so intensely to keep their locate grant money to organizations whose on the receiving end almost always deserve N “member items” list so secret. leaders are loyal contributors to the pols’ the small grants they’ve gotten. Last week, state legislators finally fol- campaigns. In most cases, they deserve more public lowed through on a state judge’s order to Carroll Gardens Assemblywoman Joan money. release details of the $170 million in tax- Millman is a repeat — and unabashed — But grants should be awarded based on payer money that they funnel to local or- practitioner, steering thousands of dollars to merit, not on which worthy organization has ganizations in their districts. local organizations whose leaders con- the ear of the local lawmaker because its ex- These so-called “member items” are tribute to her campaign. doled out with very little scrutiny or over- State Sen. Marty Golden of Bay Ridge ecutive director is a campaign contributor. sight — a case of the foxes guarding the and retiring Assemblywoman Adele Cohen Would equally worthy non-contributors get public chicken coop if we ever heard of of Coney Island also play this game, as the public money or the lawmaker’s ear? one. Paul Koepp’s story reveals. Gov.-elect Eliot Spitzer ran under the As The Brooklyn Papers reports on its There’s nothing wrong with private citizens campaign slogan, “On day one, everything front page, “member items” are trans- giving to politicians’ campaigns. That’s how changes.” formed into what might be interpreted as a elections are financed in this country. Here’s a perfect place to start, governor.

LETTERS Cristian Fleming Ridge morals squad needs a lap dance To the editor, in my pail, with the cover on it, just yet. Please note that the judge was Your story, “Ridge strip club cover cooking it in the summer heat. It is sympathetic to Park Defense Fund’s Rock steady overpowering. cause. The judge has, in effect, said up?” (Dec. 2), which centered on To the editor, Opting out of They need to take it along with them that our elected officials have not car- whether the new Club Shadows dancers In her column last week (“Spirit’s would be topless, was crazy! But what and find their own pail to put it in. ried out the community’s wish for a cruel, and usual, punishment,” Dec. 2), park and delivered this proposal to the home delivery was worse is the notion that the “Smartmom” had three main points Louise Franqui, Red Hook police — at taxpayer expense — would developers for their exclusive profit. Every week, we deliver copies of that were all dead wrong: Perhaps it would be worthwhile to be called in to document so-called im- 1. My band, Fiasco, has never had a The Brooklyn Papers to homes examine the [organization] that is Published weekly by Brooklyn Paper Publications Inc. moral behavior by the dancers. “momager,” and since the time we God save Kings throughout Brownstone Brooklyn. wholeheartedly in favor of this very at 55 Washington St, Ste 624, Brooklyn, NY 11201 Our unique system limits deliveries Tax dollars would be better used if were 12, we’ve booked all our own To the editor, flawed plan — the Brooklyn Heights Phone (718) 834-9350 to two Papers per building (eliminat- the same police and judges spent more gigs, 100 percent. I greatly despair at seeing the de- struction of once-beautiful neighbor- Association. Its membership is secret. Established 1978. Copyright 2006. • Ed Weintrob, President (ext 105) ing the kind of clutter caused by cir- time prosecuting those who commit 2. The Times article didn’t come to Does it have members or members’ cular and menu delivery services). real crimes against individuals or prop- us through our parents. hoods. In too many places, magnificent spouses who are also on the Brooklyn PUBLISHER Celia Weintrob (ext 104) We hope everyone appreciates erty. Citizens have more to fear from 3. Lucian’s neighbors have, in fact, homes are being torn down, only to be replaced by ugly structures. Bridge Park Conservancy or the local EDITOR Gersh Kuntzman (ext 119) our free home delivery, but realize murder, arson, rape, muggings, rob- complained, and we have since worked development corporation — or any there are exceptions to every rule. beries, auto theft or home break-ins out an agreement. Our parents have Thank goodness we live in a free SENIOR EDITOR /PRODUCTION MANAGER country, where individuals are able to other group that can reap direct finan- Vince DiMiceli (ext 125) If you’ve received The Paper at than adult entertainers. nothing to do with our band, and they cial advantage from this very tight home and no longer want this speak out when they feel there is some- GO BROOKLYN/BROOKLYN BRIDE EDITOR What’s next, the Department of never have. connection? free service, you may “opt out” thing terribly wrong going on. Lisa J. Curtis (ext 131) Consumer Affairs sending out inspec- “Smartmom” is constantly talking Are these people just so accustomed of our delivery program by filling about how hard her own son works. People come to Brooklyn thinking ART DIRECTOR Leah Mitch (ext 127) out the online form at BrooklynPa- tors for lap dances? Will they examine to having things go their way that what- Doesn’t she realize that we work just as that freedom means the right to abuse ever they can pay for will be done? The OFFICE MANAGER Charna Brown (ext 101) pers.com/html/about/optout.html the breasts of topless dancers to insure their neighbors while doing whatever they are real and not silicone? I would hard, if not harder? When she states that current plan is not a park, it is a payoff our parents are the sole reason for our they want with their property. Since COMPOSITION OWNERSHIP: Copyright 2006 Brooklyn Paper Publications love to sign on for this hands-on job to developers who will probably not be success, she degrades our hard work. when does living in a free country Inc. All content prepared by our staff, including ARTWORK, DESIGN and and protect my fellow citizens from rushing to build immediately. COPY, remain the sole property of The Brooklyn Papers and may not be re- Julian Bennett Holmes, Park Slope mean, “The hell with my neighbors! We must somehow convince our produced without the Publisher’s written permission. Send a letter potential consumer fraud, but my wife It’s my property and I can destroy the would object. The writer is drummer in compromised electeds that a real park EDITORIAL CONTRIBUTIONS: The Brooklyn Papers assumes no responsibil- By mail: Letters Editor, Brooklyn garden, cut down the trees and put in a is not just in the public’s interest, but ity for unsolicited materials. Articles, story ideas, letters, photography, and all Papers, 55 Washington St., Brooklyn, What consenting adults consume, in- the kids’ rock band,“Fiasco.” other materials delivered to The Brooklyn Papers, whether or not solicited driveway if I want!” in their interest. NY 11201 hale, perform, read or view in the privacy by Publisher or Publisher’s agent and whether or not they contain or are Let’s save our beautiful neighbor- This sorry limbo that could have otherwise accompanied by restrictions on publication or use, will be treat- By fax: (718) 834-9278. of their own home or private club isn’t Pooper party hoods! been a park will drag on and on because ed as unconditionally assigned to The Brooklyn Papers for publication and By email: the concern of government. Individual To the editor, Rhudi Elizabeth Eagle, Park Slope the laughable electeds who could make copyright purposes, unless otherwise agreed in writing by the Publisher prior [email protected] to publication. All submitted material becomes the property of The Brooklyn economic and civil liberties prosper best I cannot understand dog owners. it work AS A PARK are still unwilling Papers which may edit, publish and assign the material for use in any medi- All letters must be signed and when government stays out of both the They walk their dogs (sometimes three to listen to voices that are not accompa- um now known or later developed. Submissions will not be returned and may include the writer’s home address bedroom and marketplace. or four on one leash) pick up their mess Judging the ‘park’ nied by large checks. Shoehorning a not be acknowledged. and phone number (only the writer’s Uptight public officials such as Coun- To the editor, ADVERTISING: Subject to Terms Governing Acceptance of Advertising pub- name and neighborhood are pub- (yikes) and then look for YOUR pail to Concord Village-size project onto a lished in our latest rate card. CIRCULATION: Net, based on period norms. cilmember Vince Gentile and his Moral In spite of the recent ruling in the lished with the letter). Letters may throw it in! What is up with that? floodzone should be illegal and our NATIONAL AFFILIATIONS: The Brooklyn Papers is a member of Indepen- be edited and will not be returned. Majority social police followers need a They should put a special pail with Brooklyn Bridge Park case (“Park elected officials are outdoing each other dent Free Papers of America (IFPA), Suburban Newspapers of America The earlier in the week you send lap dance at any adult club to loosen up a lid on every other corner just for this. backers lose waterfront lawsuit,” Dec. in its praise. This is disgusting. (SNA), and the National Newspaper Association (NNA). Listed in SRDS. your letter, the better. and get a life! 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GIFTS Craft bonanza Where can you find music, complimentary cock- tails and handmade gifts this time of year? Try the spectacular “Holiday Craftacular” held in Williams- burg on Saturday, Dec. 9. For the admission price of $1, you can combine a shopping marathon with that ever-elusive concept: fun. Crafters are flying in from all over the country for this event, bringing their handmade hand- bags, knitwear, ornaments, jew- elry and cards. Unique, DIY- style items are in this season. (718) 834-9350 The Brooklyn Papers’ essential guide to the Borough of Kings December 9, 2006 So, if you are looking to please that certain someone who seems to have everything and need nothing, check out Tiny Rat’s Michael Jackson needlepoint (above), tattooed towels by Jenny Hart of Sublime Stitching, or a funky blouse (at left) by Fort Greene’s own Yana Gorbulsky of Su- payana, who was fea- Laugh factory tured in “BUST” maga- zine earlier this year. To help ease the pain of parting with DUMBO Philosophers peddle satirical gifts for wonks & opera buffs your hard-earned dol- lars, there is the free By Sasha Vasilyuk cocktail hour from 6 pm for The Brooklyn Papers to 7 pm as well as an ar- ray of DJs keeping up ou live in woeful times,” announces Presi- the energy. And if your dent Lincoln from the cover of a new gift feet are not too tired after you’ve crossed everyone Ycatalog. “You need funny things.” off your list, you can even shake it on the dance And humorous products are, indeed, fea- floor. tured therein. Has anyone else come up with a better alternative The DUMBO-based catalog’s pages re- to shopping at the mall? veal a curious medley of witty products such “BUST Magazine’s 2006 Holiday Craftacular” is as the plush “Freudian Slippers”; “Impeach- Dec. 9, from 11 am to 9 pm, at Warsaw, 261 Drig- mints,” tasty peach-flavored mints with Pres- gs Ave. at Eckford Street in Williamsburg. Tickets ident Bush on the tin box; a “Global Warm- are $1. For more information, call (718) 387-0505 ing” mug with disappearing coastlines; and or visit the Web site www.bust.com/craftacular. “Axis of Evil,” a puppet box set with finger- — Sasha Vasilyuk size Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Ayatollah Khamenei and George W. Bush. Who is behind these unique, irony-drenched gift ideas? Meet brothers David and Stephan DANCE Shaw, owners of the Unemployed Philoso- phers Guild, who have been perfecting ways of making money from politics since the summer of 1989, when they sold their first freshly baked clay earrings — East Germany for one Ballet at Poly ear, West Germany for the other — for $5 at a stand on West Broadway. Since 1980, members of the Vicky Simegiatos It wasn’t fun-seeking curiosity that drove Dance Company have been sharing their love for David, a history PhD student, and Stephan, a ballet with the Brooklyn community by offering philosophy major undergrad, to the street at performances to the public. that tumultuous time. This Dec. 22 and 23, they will perform “The “The thing that really got us started was Nutcracker” in Bay Ridge choreographed by

that we couldn’t find any work,” says David, Ho / Dennis W. Simegiatos and her daughter Matina and set to 42, from the Guild’s headquarters in DUM- Tchaikovsky’s music. BO, where they have been since 1995. The dance company’s cast of students and “There has never been a business plan. There teachers will be joined by two special guest stars: still isn’t really a business plan.” Jenifer Ringer and Charles Askegard, two world-

Moreover, no one in the company has Papers The Brooklyn renowned principal dancers from the New York business experience. Instead, the employees’ City Ballet. backgrounds are in filmmaking, theater and Serious about humor: In the offices of the DUMBO-based Unemployed Philosophers Guild, Playing the roles of the Sugar Plum Fairy and arts. In fact, only the Guild’s art director, who GIFTS entrepreneurs Stephan Shaw (left), showing off a Tickle-Me-Freud, and David Shaw, sporting her Cavalier, designs the products, actually does what he a Freudian Slipper, are making a living from their creative, ironic gift items. Their tins of can- these two profes- studied to do, says David. Unemployed Philosophers Guild products dy, such as the “Impeachmints” (inset), are best-sellers. sional artists will Despite the lack of business expertise, can be found in the following Brooklyn stores: give these young however, the Philosophers’ mints, mugs, Little Things, 145 Seventh Ave. at Garfield barrassmints” — also sporting George Bush lot of Bush stuff, but by December 2004, we students, whose Place in Park Slope, (718) 783-4733. puppets and stationery are now sold in hun- — as well as the four-inch self-explanatory were selling more than we ever did before the ages range from Nancy Nancy, 244A Fifth Ave. at Carroll dreds of stores throughout the country and Street in Park Slope, (718) 789-5262, foam toy, “Smush Bush.” election. I think, in a way, it was the only outlet 10 to 20, an in- abroad, says David. www.nancynancy.com. Freud products are also very popular, espe- for your Bush hatred. credible opportu- “It’s a lot more successful than we thought it Overtures, 216 Hicks St. at Montague cially in Europe, where “there is more enthusi- “We definitely benefited from this awful nity to perform would be,” he says, attributing their success to Street in Brooklyn Heights, (718) 643-9345. asm for Freud than commercial president,” he continues. “It’s gonna take with the world’s making things that they would actually want to Shakespeare’s Sister, 270 Court St. at hostility toward Bush,” ob- years ’til people hate the next best, and provide Butler Street in Cobble Hill, (718) 694-0084, have. “[The business] is growing a lot.” www.shakespearessister.com. serves David. president. We are trying to Bay Ridge bal- Yet for Stephan, who headed the company The Shaws discovered ear- think ahead. So much of our letomanes with a For a complete list of products by the Un- for the first several years, it was initially hard employed Philosophers Guild, call (800) 255- ly that certain historical fig- business is anti-Bush, and production stud- to commit to the Guild full-time. 8371 or visit www.philosophersguild.com. ures attracted the biggest at- Bush has only two years left. ded with New “It took me a long time to get into this,” tention. Since their early So, we’ve been talking about York City Ballet he says. “I always treated it as this thing I handmade pins of Einstein, stationery. We just designed a dancers right in had to do just to make a living, and I didn’t independent stores in Brooklyn and San Freud and Shakespeare, [greeting] card with Gore, a their own back- really want to be doing it even though it was Francisco, college bookstores, museum they have expanded to an card of McCain.” yard. creative and sometimes really satisfying and shops and coffee houses. David says that enormous array of puppets The Guild owners try to im- The Simegia- fun to make things and find that people want- opera stores are particularly grateful to the and beanie babies from plement change by donating a tos company’s af- ed to spend their hard-earned money on it.” Guild for giving them something new to sell, Socrates in toga to Sherlock portion of their profits to politi- fordable ticket But now, the Shaw Brothers, who live next such as their “Carmen” finger puppet set re- Holmes in tweed. cal candidates and various chari- prices are possi- to each other in Park Slope, are constantly plete with music box. But in the last couple of years, products ties. They are even thinking of writing ble because all of the dancers, designers, rehearsal working on new ideas to expand their business. The holiday season is the company’s most mocking President Bush have remained on top. a political book. But their long-term plans are assistants and choreographers are not paid, ac- “A lot of it comes from sleepless nights or profitable time as the two months of frenzied The Unemployed Philosophers started selling still a bit uncertain. All they know for certain is cording to company board member Karen driving around,” explains David. “We like to gift-buying brings more than half the year’s them at the beginning of 2004, but by election that they don’t want to sell the Unemployed Shapiro. think it up ourselves rather than just knock sales says David. time, they were worried about their sales. Philosophers Guild. “We do this strictly for the love of dance,” said off someone else’s idea.” The most popular products are from their “He won, and we thought this was so de- “I’m not sure what we would do if we Shapiro. Due to the nature of the products, he ex- political line, says David, which includes pressing that nobody is gonna want to buy a sil- sold it,” says David. “We’d probably create With studios in Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst and plains, they are mostly sold in the centers of their tins of mints, such as the aforemen- ly tin of mints,” David remembers. “It’s true, another company, because it is fun coming Sunset Park, the non-profit company strives to en- liberalism and intellectualism such as quirky tioned “Impeachmints” and “National Em- there was about a month where we didn’t sell a up with these ideas.” rich Brooklyn’s cultural education while giving young and talented students the opportunity to re- ceive dance training for free. Led by Vicky Simegiatos, the company’s well-known actor/comedian/musical director/radio founder, and Matina — who is an alumni of the personality, Seth Rudetsky, as Arnold, the semi-au- School of American Ballet and has had an exten- tobiographical character Fierstein originated. sive career in the ballet world performing in the Set in the 1970s, the show follows Arnold, a New York City Ballet as well as on Broadway, the young drag queen, as he struggles to find his place production expects to not only achieve profession- y g in a predominantly straight world. al quality, but the Richard Perry Theater at Poly Harve ’s ‘Son ’ “It’s the most exciting time,” Rudetsky told GO Prep, where “The Nutcracker” will be staged, sup- Brooklyn in a phone interview Tuesday. “I would lit- plies the “perfect setting,” said Shapiro. Gallery Players carry a ‘Torch’ for Fierstein erally do the show every day of my life if I could. I Vicky Simegiatos Dance Company presents love it so much. It’s so brilliantly written. I can’t be- “The Nutcracker” on Dec. 22 and 23 at 7 pm in By Karen Butler lection of one-act plays is still widely considered a lieve it didn’t win the Pulitzer Prize. It’s so thrilling the Richard Perry Theater on the campus of for The Brooklyn Papers brilliant, relevant work. to be able to do something I think is so meaningful Poly Prep Country Day School, 9216 Seventh Park Slope’s Gallery Players, of which Fierstein and yet so entertaining. It is so hilarious and so mov- Ave. at 92nd Street in Bay Ridge. Tickets are

Stephen Nachamie ecades after Bensonhurst native Harvey Fier- is a founding member, is presenting a new produc- ing, and yet it’s so important for people to see.” $25-$35. For more information, visit the Web Seth Rudetsky stars in the Gallery Players’ stein wrote and starred in the gay classic, tion of “Torch Song Trilogy” through Dec. 10. Di- For the irrepressible Rudetsky, working with a site www.vspac.com or call (888) 286-0365. production of “Torch Song Trilogy.” D“Torch Song Trilogy,” his groundbreaking col- rected by Stephen Nachamie, this staging features See TORCH on page 10 — Giacomo Maniscalco Book your holiday party & catering Lunch: Tues-Fri • Dinner: Tues-Sun (open Sundays at 1pm) DINNER DELIVERY & VALET PARKING Fine food cooked to order AN AFRICAN-FRENCH RESTAURANT Open 7 Days a Week • Weekend Brunch Mon-Fri: 5pm-11pm; Sat-Sun: 12noon-12am

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here are many winemaking countries that Garrafeira Ports are almost never seen on the make Port, but only Portugal makes Porto. market, and only Niepoort still makes them. TKnown formally as Vinho do Porto, These are Ports that have aged in barrel for three Porto, or Port, as we call it in America, is a sweet to six years, and then further aged in large “demi- fortified wine from the Duoro Valley, located in john” bottles for another eight years minimum. northern Portugal. The name Porto comes from In practice, Niepoort ages their Garrafeira much the city from where Porto wine was exported, longer. beginning in the late half of the 17th century. Vintage Port accounts for a mere 3% of all the

Port is usually sweeter, richer, heavier in the Porto made, but it is the top of the line, the flag- Ho / Dennis W. mouth and higher in alcohol than other wines. ship wine of each house. Historically, three years This is because the wine is “fortified” by adding out of every ten have been considered outstand- brandy to the crushed grape must before fer- ing for Port making, and these alone are the years mentation has had time to convert the natural that Vintage Porto is made. The decision is not sugars of the grapes into alcohol. The alcohol even made until spring of the second year fol- also acts as a preservative, allowing the wine to lowing the harvest, and the owners of the hous- Papers The Brooklyn age in barrels and not spoil, despite the contact es, tasting and voting together, make it. These with air that is allowed. Porto is usually served at wines spend two years, on average, in the barrel the end of a meal, and it makes a great match and are then put up into bottles. Port houses with rich cheeses such as authentic English often take the wines made solely from the grapes Stilton. grown in their finest estate, called a Quinta, and bottle them separately in non-declared years. Portos are made from a variety of grapes, with These wines are often as good as the vintage Tinta Roriz (Tempranillo), Tinta Cao, Tinta wines from the same house but, lacking the Barroca, Touriga Nacional and Touriga Francesa cachet of a declared year, sell for much less. This the most important varietals. The dramatically is a good place for savvy Port lovers to shop! Oui, oui! sloping hills of the upper Duoro are filled with layers of slate, requiring the roots of the vines to Late Bottled Vintage Port (often called, sim- go down 40 to 60 feet to find nourishment. The ply, LBV) is made from a single vintage and Williamsburg’s quaint bistro hot sun and miniscule amount of rain, coupled spends, on average, five years in the barrel. This with the steep slopes make this the most difficult wine, when released for sale, is more mature that of all grape growing areas in the world to farm. a vintage Port from the same year. Some houses serves French comfort food Grapes have been grown here, and wine made, filter their LBVs, so they do not require decanti- since the 3rd century, but the fortified wines ng while other houses, believing that filtering which we know as Vinhos do Porto came into strips away some of the rich flavors, do not filter classics with great service being during the early 18th century. these wines. For my money, these are the wines where the smart money is spent! You get a Port Ho / Dennis W. There are two styles of Port: Tawny and Ruby. By Tina Barry kitchen of a French “maman.” It’s Gal- that tastes like an older Vintage Port but at a for The Brooklyn Papers Tawny Ports have been aged in barrels for much lower price. lic comfort food: classic, no frills fare, extended periods. The porosity of the wood, prepared with love and served with lit- along with a gap at the top of the filled barrel Reserve or Vintage Character Porto is a ruby n a corner in a still gritty section tle flourish. Gribouille (pronounced allows contact with air that matures the wine and port and is the “entry level” wine for the better of Williamsburg stands a tiny gree-BOO-ee) may refer to Scribble, a gives it a distinct oxidized note. Ruby Ports have houses. These Ports have plenty of peppery, bistro. cartoon character on French TV, in Papers The Brooklyn spent a brief time in barrel, but do most of their licorice flavors and are the most affordable. O Petite pleasures: Gribouille owner Timothee Spitzer serves up the pork At night, the fresh coat of white name, but it is the place you come to ageing in bottle. This ageing process is much Crusted Ports aren’t seen very often in the U.S. paint and new outdoor tables are the after a late night out or whenever you loin entrée on Sunday. (Above left) Chef Anthony Cottet’s Petrossian slower than barrel ageing, and produces wines in Crusted Porto is made from a blend of wines few signs that Gribouille is a recent ad- want to linger over adult pleasures such salmon appetizer is topped with a sprinkling of capers, small cubes of great vintage years which continue to mature from different years and is made to resemble tomatoes, a dab of whipped creme fraiche and a squeeze of lemon. and develop for decades. The 1945s from the top dition to the as carefully pre- Vintage Porto yet sell for considerably less neighborhood. In- pared, deeply fla- houses are just now at their peak, as I taste them. money. The date on these Ports refers to the bot- tling date, not the vintage year or actual age of side, the mix of DINING vored fare in a double for pumpkin pie filling. Cottet’s menu that is great eating. It’s served with White Port is made from white grapes and is antiques, old place without atti- version is light, subtly flavored with an “au poivre” sauce heavily laced with very much underappreciated in the U.S. Served the wine. Gribouille (2 Hope St. at Roebling chilled, it is a delicious aperitif. Mixed with tonic wooden pastry Street in Williamsburg) accepts American tude — a rare find curry for a touch of heat and freshened black peppercorns that deepens the rich or club soda, it makes a fine cocktail. ––––––––––––––––––––– case and fading, Express, Discover, MasterCard and Visa. A in this increasing- with lemon. taste of the meat. Accompanied by that Great Deals on Calem Portos! gilt-edged mirrors three-course, $23.95 prix fixe dinner is ly trend-driven Slices of Petrossian salmon with a lusty potato gratin, the dish is especially Tawny Ports of Age are not vintage dated, but would suggest that served Thursday through Saturday neighborhood. delicate hint of smokiness came topped satisfying on a blustery night. are denominated 10, 20, 30 or 40 years old. evenings until 10 pm; a la carte entrees: 10 Year Tawny –$19.95 the chef of this $11.50-$22.95. The patisserie is open We opened a with a sprinkling of capers and small It’s surprising that a dessert at a These are blends of ports from several years, all from 8 am to 7 pm Tuesday, Wednesday barrel aged, and given the average of the wine in 10 Year Tawny, Gift Boxed with Decanter quaint place has bottle of Pinot cubes of tomatoes. A dab of whipped bistro that began as a patisserie would been dishing out and Sunday and from 8 am to 10 pm Noir (it’s B.Y.O.B. creme fraiche and a squeeze of lemon supply the one off-note to our meal. the blend. A vintage Port would have to be over (Going Fast!) –$24.95 Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Closed 50 years old to taste as mature as a 20 Year Old traditional bistro Mondays. Brunch is served on the week- until the long- cut the richness of the fish. The crust of our lemon tart that sur- 1996 Quinta Da Foz, Single Quinta –$44.95 fare with little fan- ends, from 10 am to 4 pm. Take the L train awaited wine li- Ordering pork loin can be danger- rounded a creamy, pleasantly bitter cen- Tawny, with its notes of honey, cocoa, caramel, to Bedford or Lorimer Streets. For more mint and spice. These are my personal favorite fare to generations information, call (718) 384-3100 or visit the cense is granted) ous. Roasting the lean cut can cause it ter was too thick and soggy edged. A Ports! 1997 Vintage –$56.95 of satisfied locals. Web site, www.gribouillenewyork.com. and tore into to dry out. Here, it’s surprisingly moist puff of vanilla and bourbon mousse The boite that crunchy slices of a with luscious, crusty pieces of fat atop a round of moist sponge cake was was opened in tart billed as an clinging to the rim of each juicy slice. just sweet enough with a welcome March by Parisian ex-pat Timothee Alsatian pizza on the menu. It’s a The meat is drizzled with a bit of a boozy note. 211 Fifth Avenue Spitzer and chef Anthony Cottet began crusty, thin round of chewy, brittle creamy sauce flavored with leeks, and There’s a quiet pleasure to every- (bet. Union & President) PARK SLOPE as a patisserie. Lunches, a popular dough topped lightly with a layer of it’s served with an ideal partner: A big thing at Gribouille: the straight-up, well brunch and recently dinner (served sharp Gruyere cheese and scattered square of crisp-edged potato gratin prepared bistro fare; music kept to a Open: Mon-Sat, 10am-10pm, Sun, 12-8pm Thursday through Saturday) were with slices of porcini mushrooms that that separates into tender, rich layers soft hum in the background; and a staff www.redwhiteandbubbly.com • 636-9463 added when customers began request- left a lingering piney, earth scent about when cut. Half of a small roasted whose attentiveness shifts from cod- ing savory items to complement the our table. It’s a lovely dish to start the tomato, fragrant with fresh rosemary, dling to unobtrusive according to the sweet offerings. meal and would be just as delectable and a spear of asparagus added color diner’s needs. The dishes on Cottet’s menu look with coffee during a leisurely breakfast. to the plate. Doesn’t sound like Williamsburg? and taste like something from the I’m tired of butternut soup that could There’s a buttery hanger steak on the That’s reason enough to visit. COMING FALL 2006 “Combining Spa & Wellness with Medicine” Northern exposure It’s better not to get too attached to a smoked bacon and mushrooms; and Smith Street restaurant as they come and several vegetarian side dishes like cau- go quickly. So broken-hearted fans of the liflower “bagna cauda” (garlic and an- short-lived Taku take heart. The restau- chovy sauce). Louis Tranese, DO rant’s owner and chef, Adam Shepherd, “It was sad to rip down the cherry Steven Calvino, MD plans on re-establishing the eatery early blossom wallpaper,” says Shepherd of next year in lower Manhattan. the previous Asian-inspired decor. The But Brooklyn hasn’t lost the cook current “clubby” feeling is manufac- yet. On Oct. 7, Shepherd opened tured from tufted red leather ban- Lunetta in Taku’s former space. quettes that replaced the previous Lunetta (which means “little wooden tables, and the walls are now PHYSICIAN-DIRECTED moon”) said “arrivederci” to the East painted pale gold. Come summer, and welcomed in the North — North- there is a 30-seat garden in the back. LIFE-STYLE MODIFICATION • SPORTS MEDICINE • PHYSICAL THERAPY ern Italian, to be exact — with an af- Lunetta (116 Smith St. between fordable, small-plate menu. Dean and Pacific streets in Boreum ORTHOPEDIC REHABILITATION • PAIN MANAGEMENT • NUTRITION COUNSELING “Lunetta walks the line between a Hill) accepts American Express, Mas- wine bar and a restaurant,” says Shep- terCard and Visa. Dishes: $3-$16. ACUPUNCTURE • MASSAGE THERAPY • FACIAL/BODY SERVICES

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Enjoy an array of delicious order to update this opera. in Prague’ at BAM Harvey Theater “I listen to a lot of electronic music Italian specialties, or our Traditional — I love Fat Boy Slim — and the tech- Christmas Eve Seafood Dinner. By Kevin Filipski nology intrigues me,” he explained. for The Brooklyn Papers “That such powerful sounds can be made with a bunch of machines is in- he Brooklyn Academy of Music’s teresting. So I thought that we should We are also open for a spectacular offering to culminate the 250th an- use that idea to digitally treat the pri- New Year’s Eve, serving our most delicious Tniversary of Mozart’s birth is, typi- mary sounds of our piece.” cally for this forward-looking institu- The string quartet Ethyl performed family recipes. Join our family, friends and tion, anything but conventional. the music at the Bard premiere, but for “Don Juan in Prague,” which had its the BAM performances, a Czech quin- afficionados as we ring in the New Year. world premiere at Bard College’s Sum- tet, The Agon Orchestra of Prague, will merscape in 2003, will enjoy its New play the reduction of Mozart’s score, York premiere Dec. 13–16 in the BAM having already done so at recent per- Harvey Theater as part of the 24th Next formances in the ensemble’s home- Happy Holidays from Wave Festival. town. An adaptation of Mozart’s classic Although not originally slated for everyone at Laura’s! opera “Don Giovanni,” “Don Juan in BAM, Chambers admits to a series of Prague” moves the lecherous and im- fortunate events at Bard in 2003 lead- mortal rogue fashioned by the brilliant ing to this month’s “Don Juan in librettist Lorenzo da Ponte to the Czech Prague” Brooklyn premiere. OR, IF YOU PREFER, WE CAN DELIVER OUR DELICIOUS city, which is linked to Mozart’s music “Of course, premiering this work in many ways: the composer lived there New ‘Don Giovanni’: David Chambers’s innovative opera, “Don Juan in was a big experiment, and since there HappyDISHES Holidays AND HOLIDAYfrom everyone CHEER at DIRECTLY Laura’s TOrestaurant! YOU. for a time, composing and premiering Prague,” features singer Iva Bittova and a Czech quintet whose music is were some technical problems, I was several of his works there, including digitally processed. prepared for total disaster,” conceded “Don Giovanni.” Chambers. “But the audience response Laura’s Gourmet Restaurant (718) 436–3715 According to David Chambers, the Bittova — who is playing the pivotal to Brno, near where she lives in was overwhelming at each perform- adapter and director of “Don Juan in role of Donna Elvira, the noblewoman Moravia, she finally realized we were ance, so we relaxed a little bit. Then Prague,” there were many strands at spiritually ruined by the Don — is an serious. And at the same time, she was someone said that this production real- 1235 Prospect Avenue, Corner of Reeve Place, Brooklyn NY work that brought about this production. iconoclastic singer-performance artist also looking for a ly belongs in the Off the Fort Hamilton Parkway F train stop. “In 2003, Bard College began its whose closest comparisons are the likes musical change in Harvey Theater, Summerscape festival, an extension of of Bjork, Laurie Anderson and Yoko her career,” he MUSIC and we looked at its Bard Music Festival, which concen- Ono. After hearing a single recording continued. each other and “Don Juan in Prague” plays at the trates on one composer each year,” of hers, Chambers was transfixed. Casting a singer BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. be- said, ‘Why not?’ Chambers told GO Brooklyn in an ex- Needless to say, Bittova wasn’t en- not known for tween Ashland and Rockwell places in “Then, out of clusive telephone interview from his tirely convinced that she was the right standard classical- Fort Greene, Dec. 13-16 at 7:30 pm. the blue, [Brook- Tickets are $20, $35, $50 and $60. A office at Yale University’s School of choice for a lead role in one of the fa- music style was BAMdialogue with David Chambers lyn Academy of Drama, where he is Professor of Direct- mous — and vocally daunting — op- only one element takes place Dec. 14 at 6 pm at the BAM Music Executive ing. “That year, with Czech composer eras ever written. that makes “Don Rose Cinemas, 30 Lafayette Ave. at Ash- Producer] Joe Got Lighting? land Place in Fort Greene; tickets are $8 Leos Janacek as the focus of the festi- “When we first approached her, she Juan in Prague” the ($4 for Friends of BAM). For more infor- Melillo called a val, the school also opened its new arts happened to be in the States,” Cham- antithesis of con- mation, call (718) 636-4100 or visit the few days later, We’re New York’s largest lighting store! center, designed by Frank Gehry. bers explained. “She must have thought ventional opera, Web site at www.bam.org. since he had “So the idea was to surround Janacek’s we were crazy: ‘Why would you want the director admit- heard good things music with events related to Czech and me to do this? I don’t understand.’ She ted. about it. And here Moravian culture, and I thought of two thought we would go away eventually. “By adding Iva into it — and al- we are. Of course, we have revised things: Mozart, because of his relation- She was really baffled that we would though she’s not an opera singer, she things somewhat from the original pro- ship to Prague, and Iva Bittova, a Mora- ask her. sings beautifully — we’ve already un- duction, but, purely by accident, we fit vian violinist/singer/actress.” “Later, after we made a pilgrimage stabilized the usual operatic traditions,” into the Harvey.”

erable experience holding a ences will continue to be in- was in the 1970s when he cause I am so respectful of his stage — he not only hosts the spired by how Arnold, consid- wrote this, and it’s still relevant work,” Rudetsky said. “It TORCH... radio show “Seth’s Broadway ered by some in his life as “the today. It’s so not dated. If any- would be amazing to have him Chatterbox,” but he also lowest of the low,” is able to fig- thing, it’s ahead of this time!” there, but I would definitely be The Victoria Collection Continued from page 7 starred in the acclaimed one- ure out how to live with dignity. So, what does Fierstein incredibly intimidated. I told High cast he adores and starring in a man-show, “Rhapsody in “He doesn’t give in to what think of this new production everybody in the cast not to tell Rating in show he has treasured all his Seth” — he says playing other people say about him, and of his work? me, but, of course, I’m going to Paris Modern Zagat 2005 life is truly a dream come true. Arnold in “Torch Song Trilo- he winds up forming this beauti- “He’s sent supportive e-mails hear some crazy laugh, and I’ll NYC Shopping “I was the president of ITS, gy” has been his most chal- ful life for himself,” Rudetsky back and forth,” director know that it’s him.” Guide the International Thespian Soci- lenging role to date because explained. “When you see it, it Nachamie said. “He’s busy on ety, and I went to go see it when the play is so long. just makes you want to live a some other projects at the mo- I was still in high school, and I “’Rhapsody in Seth’ was an better life. You see someone ment, but he will be coming to found my old diary entry and I hour and 20 minutes, and this who could have felt awful about see the show at some point, we Remember wrote: ‘Saw “Torch Song Trilo- is double that,” he noted. “I’ve himself and made all of the hear. He was very supportive of gy.” It was fantastic! That lead never, ever done anything like wrong choices and become sui- the casting choice of Seth. the most guy has a weird speaking voice,’ this, but [Nachamie] was very cidal and instead he’s like: “He gave us some words of ” he said, referring to Fierstein’s good. We kind of took it play ‘You’re all messed up! I’m not wisdom before we started pro- important trademark, raspy elocution. “So, by play, a play a week and I going to be an angry person and duction, and he’s been very thing in Stirling Court Normandie Court I remember seeing it on Broad- would just kind of supportive. [He told us] just to

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FILM FESTIVAL 2006 FILM FESTIVAL Music by Jimmy Roberts Commissioned and originally produced by Theatreworks/USA –––––––––––––––––––––– –––––––––––––––––––––– 117 REMSEN STREET, BROOKLYN HEIGHTS Celebrate Protocols of Zion (2004) Sunday December 3, 2006 at 1pm and 4pm Saturday, December 9th, 8pm Sunday December 17, 2006 at 1pm and 4pm

For tickets call 718-836-3103 or Bay Ridge Jewish Center Directed by: Marc Levin [email protected] 81 Street & 4th Avenue New Year’s Eve Adults:$12 Children: $8 Bay Ridge, Brooklyn Running time: 95 min New Year’s Eve Suggested donation $5 With a Sumptuous Four-course Dinner at "The Velveteen Rabbit" is presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI). All Authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI, 421 West 54th Street, New York, NY 10019. Tel: 212-541-4684 Fax: 212-397-4684 www.MTIShows.com Marc Levin gives us an explosive exploration of resurgent anti-Semitism in the wake of September 11th. Levin’s film draws its inspiration from an encounter he Marco Polo Ristorante had in a New York taxi not long after 9/11, in which his driver, an Egyptian AUTHENTIC DOMINICAN CUISINE immigrant, made the disturbing claim that the Jews had been warned not to go In our elegant Private Upstairs Banquet Room to work at the World Trade Center on the day of the attack. He then said that Sunday, December 31, 2006 8:30 pm to 2:00 am “it’s all written in the book, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.” Levin engages “Coma Como en su Casa” in a free-for-all dialogue with Arab Americans, Black nationalists, Christian Champagne at Midnight • Open Bar All Night (eat like at home) evangelists and White supremacists. Levin’s confrontational conversations form a Live DJ, Hats & Noise Makers probing and provocative portrait of our so-called modern civilization caught in Pepper Steak – $9.20 • Paella – $14.70 the grips of a most ancient hatred. $100 per person (plus tax & gratuity) Lobstertail stuffed with crabmeat – $29.90 $60 per child under 12 years Followed by a Q&A with Simcha Weinstein We are also offering a Special Christmas Private dining room for parties (former associate of the British Film commission) & New Year’s Eve à la carte menu everybody welcome. Marco Polo Ristorante Serving the community for 20 years for more information or to make a reservation, 345 Court St. (corner of Union) please contact levana: 718.596.4840 ext. 18 4408 5th Ave. (bet. 44th & 45th Sts.) (718) 438-2009 Make Reservations Early! Call Now (718) 852-5015 Open 7 days, 6am-midnight • December 9, 2006 THE BROOKLYN PAPERS WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM AWP 11

Sheehan-Bubla’s “Serpent Song.” $15, Compiled SAT, DEC 16 $12 seniors and students. 8 pm. 190 Underhill Ave. (212) 352-3101. by Susan First day of Hanukkah BCBC: Brooklyn Center for the Performing SYNAPLEX SHABBAT: An innovative Jewish Arts presents “Christmas in the Carib- Rosenthal Jay experience that speaks to you — drop bean,” featuring talent from University of Where to by anytime. Breakfast bar, 9:15-10:30 am. the West Indies. $20 to $40. 8 pm. Walt Sanctuary service, 9:30 am-12:15 pm. Whitman Theater at Brooklyn College, one TUCKABERRY PRODUCTIONS: in partner- Eastern Parkway. Call for more informa- Various youth services, 10:30 am-noon. block from the intersection of Flatbush SAT, DEC 9 ship with Animal Care and Control of tion, (718) 638-7600. Community luncheon, 12:15-1 pm. “The and Nostrand avenues. (718) 951-4500. NYC present “The Enchanted Cat.” $10, PROSPECT PARK IN LIGHTS: Holiday light- December Dilemma,” an open conversa- $7 children ages 12 and younger. 1 pm ing installation, with performers repre- tion for interfaith couples, 1-2 pm. Kane CHILDREN OUTDOORS AND TOURS and 3 pm. Call to reserve. 190 Underhill senting the best of Brooklyn’s diverse Street Synagogue, 236 Kane St. (718) ART MAKING: Brooklyn Museum hosts GREEN-WOOD CEMETERY: Big Onion Ave. (845) 797-1320. ethnic and cultural communities. Today, 875-1550. Free. “Arty Facts.” Explore the galleries, enjoy Walking Tours offers an introduction to BENEFIT CONCERT: Roots and Wings trumpeters from The Brooklyn Philhar- SATURDAY NIGHT SPICE: Family Havdallah a family activity and create art based on the history, architecture and people of Cooperative Daycare hosts a concert monic, steel drumming from the Blen- program features songs, pizza, story- “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.” Brooklyn’s landmarked cemetery. $15, with Audra Tsanos. $12. 3:30 pm. 227 man Steel Sound and more. 5:30 pm to telling and more. 5 pm to 6:30 pm. Kane Appropriate for ages 4 to 7. 11 am to 2 $12 seniors, $10 students. 1 pm. Call for Fourth Ave. (866) GOWANUS. 7 pm. Park Circle, Prospect Park. (718) Street Synagogue, 236 Kane St. (718) pm. Also, drop-in art making workshop info. (212) 439-1090. 965-8999. Free. 875-1550. Call (718) 875-1550 to pur- in conjunction with the “Annie Leibovitz” WALKING TOUR: Mauricio Lorence hosts OTHER PROTEUS GOWANUS: presents Library chase a ticket and reserve a spot. exhibit. 2 pm to 4 pm. $8 adults, free for the Metro Tour Service and takes a walk HOLIDAY ART SALE: features works by Films from the Donnell Media Center MENORAH LIGHTING: Live band, delicious kids ages 12 and younger and members. through Fort Greene, Clinton Hill and local artists at affordable prices. 10 am to Archive, Part II. Screening is free, although treats and prizes for kids during Hanuk- 200 Eastern Parkway. (718) 638-5000. Brooklyn Heights. $25. 2 pm to 5 pm. 9 pm. Crossroads Cafe, 1241 A Prospect a $3 donation to the Gowanus Dredgers kah menorah lighting. 6 pm. Meet in FAMILY MOVIE: Brooklyn Public Library’s Meet at Marriott Hotel Brooklyn, 333 Avenue. (718) 972-1852. Canoe Club is encouraged. 543 Union front of Supreme Court and Borough Central branch presents “Polar Express.” Adams St. (718) 789-0430. THRIFT SALE: at Greenwood Baptist St. Call for time. (718) 243-1572. Hall, corner of Montague and Court 11 am. Grand Army Plaza. (718) 230- DISCOVER TOUR: Explore the secrets of Church. 10 am to 4 pm. Seventh Avenue www.proteusgowanus.com. streets. Call for details. (718) 866-6815 2100. Free. nature with naturalists from the Prospect between Fifth and Sixth streets. (718) BROOKLYN ARTISTS GYM GALLERY: HANUKKAH PARTY: Congregation B’nai HOLIDAY PLAY: Neighborhood Work Play Park Audubon Center. 3 pm to 4 pm. 768-2488, ext. 12. Handmade crafts and art work. 1 pm to Brooklyn Center for the Performing Arts at Brooklyn College pres- Jacob hosts a singing, dancing, drinking Kids Theater presents “The Calabash Kids,” Enter park at Lincoln Road and Ocean BROOKLYN ARTISTS GYM GALLERY: Hand- 5 pm. See Sat., Dec. 9. and eating party to celebrate the holi- a tale from Tanzania. Donations accept- Avenue. (718) 287-3400. Free. made crafts and artwork for sale. Noon ents “Christmas in the Caribbean” on Dec. 16. day. Kids are invited to participate in a ed. Noon. 300 Jay St. (718) 503-4763. MOONLIGHT RIDE: Time’s Up! hosts a ride to 5 pm. 168 Seventh St. between Second Lego menorah-building contest. Also, ORIGINAL PLAY: Red Hook Kids performs through Prospect Park at night. This is and Third avenues, 3rd floor. (718) 858- MON, DEC 11 carnival booths with prizes, face painting, “Off the Hook.” 3 pm and 7 pm. PS 15, not a race. 9 pm. Grand Army Plaza. Call. 9069. www.brooklynartistsgym.com. English dialogue. $20 to $60. 7:30 pm. pm. 17 Eastern Parkway. (718) 638-7600. crafts and cotton candy. $5 admission; 71 Sullivan St. (718) 395-3218. Free. (212) 802-8222. ARTIST TALK: Brooklyn Public Library’s Central LESSONS AND CAROLS: at St. Francis BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. (718) SYNAPLEX SHABBAT: Chapel service for free for kids. 7:30 pm. 401 Ninth St. branch presents “Brooklyn Grooves! Xavier Church. Program includes brief 636-4100. adults and separate service for families (718) 832-1266. OTHER PERFORMANCE Artist Talk with Al Pereira, Lourdes Del- Scripture readings, sacred Christmas AUDITION: Narrows Community Theater with children 0-9, 6 pm to 7 pm, followed CRAFTS FAIR: Brooklyn Society for Ethical HOLIDAY CHAMBER CONCERT: The gado and Kevin Powell.” 4 pm. Grand music of the centuries sung by the choir, holds auditions. 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm. See by community Hanukkah dinner, 7 pm. OUTDOORS AND TOURS Culture hosts a fair featuring jewelry, pot- Brooklyn Brandenburgers perform their Army Plaza. (718) 230-2100. Free. and communal singing of carols. 7:30 Tues, Dec. 12. Kane Street Synagogue, 236 Kane St. BIRD COUNT: Join a tradition over 100 tery, art prints, toys, stationery, mirrors, hats, annual celebratory concert. $10, $5 mem- JEWISH FILMS: Brooklyn Heights Jewish pm. Sixth Avenue and Carroll Street. (718) 875-1550. Call for dinner pricing years in the making. The Christmas Bird candle holders, paper art, stained glass and bers. 2 pm. Old Stone House, JJ Byrne Film Festival presents “Protocols of (718) 638-1880. Free. and reservations. Count is a nationwide bird census that more. Also, Brooklyn artists participate to Park, between Third and Fourth streets, Zion” (2005). $5. 8 pm. 117 Remsen St. THURS, DEC 14 JEWISH SPORTS: Congregation B’nai Avra- helps conservation researchers track the raise money to be sent to Doctors Without off Fifth Avenue. (718) 768-3195. (718) 596-4840. ham presents “Jewish Major Leaguers: long-term health of bird populations. 8 Borders for their work in Darfur. Concerned RECITAL: Brooklyn Youth Chorus presents a HOLIDAY ART AUCTION: Madarts Studios TUES, DEC 12 JUDAICA BOOK FAIR: 10 am to 7 pm. Martin Abramowitz.” Services at 4:30 pm; am to 10 am, noon to 1 pm and 3 pm to artists, photographers and writers will pro- concert by its training divisions. 2:30 pm. hosts a sale featuring over 30 artists. $3. Congregation Mount Sinai, 250 Cadman dinner and lecture at 5:30 pm. Call for 4 pm. Audubon Center, Prospect Park. vide artwork. 11 am to 4 pm. 53 Prospect St. Thomas Aquinas Church, Park Slope. 8 pm to 1 am. 255 18th St. For more BRAILLE WORKSHOP: hosted by Helen Plaza West. (718) 875-9124. ticket information. 117 Remsen St. (718) Enter park at Lincoln Road and Ocean Park West. (718) 768-2972. (718) 243-9447. Free. information, e-mail Stephan.paul@earth- Keller Services for the Blind. 10 am to 11 LECTURE: Lutheran Medical Center presents 596-4840. Avenue. (718) 965-8999. Free. READING: Vox Pop hosts a reading and NEXT WAVE: presents “Still Life with Com- link. net. www.madarts.org. am. 57 Willoughby St. (718) 522-2122, “When It’s Not Just the Blues” for seniors SENIOR CINEMA: Brooklyn Academy of WALKING TOUR: Mauricio Lorence hosts signing by Ayun Halliday, author of “Dirty mentator: An Oratorio,” a play about the ext. 343. Free. dealing with depression. 1:30 pm to 3 pm. Music and the Oxford Health Plans host a the Metro Tour Service and takes a walk Sugar Cookies: Culinary Observations, symbiotic relationship between both HOLIDAY CONCERT: Brooklyn Public Shore Hill Housing, 9000 Shore Rd. (718) screening of “Uptown Saturday Night” through Fort Greene, Clinton Hill and Questionable Taste.” Bring a plate of sides of the camera covering the war. $20 SUN, DEC 10 Library’s Dyker branch hosts Regina 921-5949. Free. (1974). 10 am. 30 Lafayette Ave. (718) 636- Brooklyn Heights. $25. 2 pm to 5 pm. cookies, and take home a plate of cook- to $45. 7:30 pm. BAM Harvey Theater, Opera’s holiday concert. 1:15 pm. 8202 CHINESE FILM: Brooklyn Public Library’s 4100. Free. Meet at Marriott Hotel Brooklyn, 333 ies. Also, kid’s reading. 7 pm. 1022 651 Fulton St. Also, “Nefes,” a dance 13th Ave. (718) 748-6261. Free. Mapleton branch presents a screening of HOLIDAY BAZAAR: Brooklyn Economic De- Adams St. (718) 789-0430. Cortelyou Road. (718) 940-2084. Free. piece by Pina Bausch. $25 to $85. 7:30 PERFORMANCE SENIOR MEETING: AARP Bay Ridge a classic Chinese film. 60th Street at 17th velopment Corporation hosts its fourth DISCOVER TOUR: Explore the secrets of HAITIAN PARTY: Brooklyn Society for Ethi- pm. BAM Opera House, 30 Lafayette CHRISTMAS CONCERT: The Lafayette Chapter. 2:30 pm. Shore Hill Community Avenue. Call for time. (718) 256-2117. annual event featuring gift items offered nature with naturalists from the Prospect cal Culture fundraiser for its Haitian arts Ave. (718) 636-4100. Inspirational Ensemble performs a con- Room, 9000 Shore Rd. (718) 748-9114. Free. by participants of BEDC’s entrepreneur Park Audubon Center. 3 pm to 4 pm. program, co-sponsored by the Neges CONCERT: Brooklyn Society for Ethical cert of Christmas and Inspirational music. training programs. Jewelry, gift baskets, Enter park at Lincoln Road and Ocean Foundation. $50 includes food and danc- RED HOT HOOK-UP: Singles night to ben- SANTA CLAUS IS COMING: to Ola Baby. Avenue. (718) 287-3400. Free. Culture presents “Timeless Songs, Timely 4 pm. Free will offering appreciated. efit Red Hook Community Center. Kids are invited to meet Santa and sit on body and bath products, handmade ing. $10 for dance lesson only. 9 pm. 53 Story: Celebrating America’s Pioneering Lafayette Avenue Presbyterian Church, Cooking demos, talk on nutrition, wine his lap for a photo op. $10 for a 5 x 7 bags, artworks, wood work, foods and ICE SKATING: The Wollman Rink is open. Prospect Park West. (718) 768-1282. Folk Quartet.” $20. 7:30 pm. 53 Prospect 85 S. Oxford St. (718) 625-7515. and cheese, raffles and more. $20. 6 pm photo. 4 pm to 6 pm. 315 Court St. (718) baked goods. 11:30 am to 3 pm. Parish $5, $3 seniors and children. $5.50 skate Park West. (718) 859-5440. CONCERT SERIES: Music from Good to 8:30 pm. 480-500 Van Brunt St. (516) 422-1978. www.olababy.com. Hall of St. Ann and the Holy Trinity Epis- rental. 10 am to 1 pm; 2 pm to 6 pm; 7 copal Church, 157 Montague St. (718) pm to 10 pm. Prospect Park. Access WINTER CONCERT: Brooklyn Philharmonia Shepherd series presents The Scar- 937-5402, prompt 5. RECEPTION: The Henry Gregg Gallery pres- SUN, DEC 17 Chorus presents Benjamin Britten’s borough Trio. Donations encouraged. 6 522-4600, ext. 31. through Parkside/Ocean avenues ARTIST TALK: Brooklyn Public Library’s ents “The Spirit Hunter.” 6 pm to 9 pm. entrance or Lincoln Road/Ocean Avenue “Ceremony of Carols.” Other works. $20. pm. Good Shepherd Church, Avenue S Central branch hosts a talk by Daniel 111 Front St. (718) 408-1090. Free. CHRISTMAS IN THE RAW: Musical experi- 7:30 pm. St. Augustine R.C. Church, 116 ence about the naked truth of Christmas. entrance. (718) 287-5252. CHILDREN and Brown Street, Marine Park. (718) Rossi. He discusses how wooden masks BROOKLYN SINGS: Brooklyn Public Sixth Ave. (718) 907-0963. $15 to $35. 7 pm. Mt. Pisgah Baptist 998-2800. reflect a diversity of artistic practices, Library’s Central branch presents vocalist PERFORMANCE JEWISH PLAY: Storahtelling presents “Who JAZZ AT THE CONSERVATORY: “Echoes of SCRIPT TEASE: Improvised scenes, stories African and European influences. 6 pm. Church, 222 Tompkins Ave. (718) 384-1577. Stole The Light?,” a time travel adventure Esquizito in a New Orleans style jazz per- JAZZ: Brooklyn Public Library’s Park Slope Bop” showcases five jazz masters. $25, and musicals based on audience sugges- Grand Army Plaza. (718) 230-2100. Free. formance. 7 pm. Grand Army Plaza. (718) CHRISTMAS CANTATA: Greenwood Baptist in an original play for the whole family $15 students and seniors. 8 pm. Brooklyn tions. $7. 7 pm. Impact Theater, 190 Church’s Senior Choir and Friends pres- branch presents saxophonist Michael (children K-6). 3 pm. Kane Street GUITAR MUSIC: Don Witter Jr., guitarist, per- 230-2100. Free. Blake. 2 pm. Sixth Avenue and Ninth Conservatory of Music, 58 Seventh Ave. Underhill Ave. (718) 228-9441. forms Christmas music from around the ents a concert: “Jesus - There’s Synagogue, 236 Kane St. (718) 875-1550. (718) 622-3300. CHRISTMAS IN THE RAW: Musical experi- Something About That Name.” 7:30 pm. Street. (718) 832-1853. Free. $10 students, $15 adults. GALLERY PLAYERS: “Torch Song Trilogy.” 3 world. 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm. Brooklyn ence about the naked truth of Christmas. GALLERY PLAYERS: presents the classic pm. See, Dec. 9. Public Library’s Heights branch, 280 Seventh Avenue and Sixth Street. (718) NEXT WAVE: Brooklyn Academy of Music SING-A-LONG: Sing with Gina, an actress $15 to $35. 7 pm. Mt. Pisgah Baptist Church, 768-2488. Free. presents “Don Juan in Prague.” Petr comedy “Torch Song Trilogy.” $18, $14 NEXT WAVE: “Still Life with Commentator: Cadman Plaza West. (718) 623-7100. Free. 222 Tompkins Ave. (718) 384-1577. and singer. $6/person, $14/family. 11 am children and seniors. 8 pm. 199 14th St. GOSPEL MUSICAL: “Follow the Star,” com- Kofron conducts. Sung in Italian with to noon. Spoke the Hub, 295 Douglass St. An Oratorio.” 3 pm. Also, “Nefes.” 3 FOOD TALK: Brooklyn Public Library’s NEXT WAVE: “Don Juan in Prague.” 7:30 English dialogue. $20 to $60. 7:30 pm. (212) 352-3101. pm. (718) 636-4100. See Sat., Dec. 9. Central branch presents a talk with chef posed by Bishop Nathaniel Townsley, pre- For information visit www.ginasing.com. pm. See Sat., Dec. 16. Also, BAM Dia- sents a program of pageantry, singing, dance BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. (718) COMEDY: Billie Holiday Theater presents COMEDY: “Steal Away.” $20. 5 pm. See and owner of Clinton St. Baking Co. and logue with David Chambers, director. $8, CHILDREN’S THEATER: “The Velveteen and hip-hop. $25 to $55. 7:30 pm. Kumble 636-4100. Rabbit,” the classic story about a toy rab- the comedy “Steal Away.” $20, $12 chil- Sat., Dec. 9. Restaurant. 7 pm. Grand Army Plaza. $4 Friends of BAM. 6 pm. Rose Cinemas, dren and seniors. 8 pm. 1368 Fulton St. (718) 230-2100. Free. Theater, Long Island University, Flatbush GOSPEL MUSICAL: “Follow the Star,” com- bit and his quest to become real is pre- 30 Lafayette Ave. (718) 636-4100. and DeKalb avenues. (718) 488-1624. posed by Bishop Nathaniel Townsley, (718) 636-0918. OTHER AUDITION: Narrows Community Theater sented by the Ridge Repertory Company. CARDIO KICKBOXING: Classes at Martial RECEPTION: Nurture Art Gallery presents presents a program of pageantry, singing, Children $8, $12 adults. 1 pm and 4 pm. SIDESHOW: Jalopy Theater and School of HANUKKAH BOOK FAIR: Books for chil- holds auditions for its Spring 2007 pro- Arts-USA. 7:30 pm. 759 Washington Ave. Music presents “The Pain Proof Man: A the exhibit “Mad Cow: Absurdity and Anx- dance and hip-hop. $20. 11 am. Also, Bay Ridge Jewish Center, Fourth Avenue dren and adults on a wide variety of top- duction of “Shhh! Don’t Wake the Call for info. (917) 306-5591. 7:30 pm. $25 to $55. Kumble Theater, Tribute to the Classic American Corpse,” an original play. 7:30 pm to iety in Contemporary Culture.” 8 pm to and 81st Street. (718) 836-3103. ics including Jewish holidays, history and AUDITION: Narrows Community Theater 10 pm. 910 Grand St. (718) 782-7755. Free. Long Island University, Flatbush and Sideshow.” $10. 9 pm. 315 Columbia St. biography, as well as fiction. 10 am to 2 9:30 pm. St. John’s Episcopal Church, CLASSICAL MUSIC: Brooklyn Symphony (718) 395-3214. holds auditions. 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm. ACOUSTIC MUSIC: Good Coffeehouse DeKalb avenues. (718) 488-1624. Orchestra features Benjamin Britten’s pm. Union Temple of Brooklyn, 17 99th Street and Fort Hamilton Parkway. American Legion Hall, 78th Street (718) 482-3173. presents hip-hop activist, artist and edu- COMEDY: Billie Holiday Theater presents “Young Person’s Guide to the Orchestra” Eastern Parkway. (718) 638-7600. between Third and Fourth avenues. See the comedy “Steal Away.” $20, $12 chil- CHILDREN OPERA: Brooklyn Lyceum presents cator Toni Blackman in a program of and Tchaikovsky’s “Nutcracker Suite.” $15 BOOK SIGNING: Simcha Weinstein discuss- Tues, Dec. 12. lyrics, spoken word and freestyles for the dren and seniors. 8 pm. 1368 Fulton St. suggested donation; children free. 3 pm. KIDS MUSIC: Children’s musician Brady es his book “Up, Up and Oy Vey.” Book “A.F.R.A.I.D,” a work of historical fiction in IMPACT THEATER: “Serpent Song.” 8 pm. hip-hop listener. $10, $6 kids. 8 pm. (718) 636-0918. Church of St. Ann and the Holy Trinity, Clin- Rymer with The Little Band That Could. chronicles the early comic book creators, English. All-female cast traces the origins of See Sat., Dec. 16. Brooklyn Society for Ethical Culture, 53 IMPACT THEATER: presentation of Morgan ton and Montague streets. (718) 852-0677. $15. 11 am. Brooklyn Children’s Academy, who were almost all Jewish, incorporat- the women’s movement. $20, $10 students Prospect Park West. (718) 768-2972. 122 Pierrepont St. (718) 403-9516. ing Jewish history, culture and values in and seniors. 7:30 pm. 227 Fourth Ave. FAMILY MOVIE: Brooklyn Public Library’s shaping their super heroes. 10 am. Union (718) 857-4816. DANCE PARTY: Creative Arts Studio holiday Central branch presents “How the Grinch Temple, 17 Eastern Parkway. (718) 638- FRI, DEC 15 event featuring dance lessons, music and Stole Christmas.” 11 am. Grand Army 7600. Free. dancing. 8:30 pm to 11 pm. (718) 797- Plaza. (718) 230-2100. Free. FLEA MARKET: Buy holiday gifts, handmade WEDS, DEC 13 First night of Hanukkah 5600. www.creativeartsstudio.com. LIST YOUR EVENT… BOOK READING: with children’s book illus- items, old and new treasures, jewelry, MENORAH LIGHTING: Live band, treats ORIGINAL PLAY: “Off the Hook.” 7 pm. trator Melanie Hope Greenberg. 11:30 household items, crafts and more. 9 am TREE LIGHTING: Friends of Sunset Park and prizes for kids at Hanukkah menorah See Sat., Dec. 16. To list your event in Where to GO, please give us two weeks notice or more. Send am to 12:30 pm. GUMBO, 493 Atlantic to 4 pm. Bay Ridge Jewish Center, Fourth hosts its second annual tree lighting cer- lighting. 2 pm. In front of Supreme Court NEXT WAVE: “Don Juan in Prague.” 7:30 your listing by e-mail: [email protected]; by mail: GO Brooklyn, The Ave. (718) 855-7808. Free. Avenue and 81st Street. (917) 848-0126. emony. 5 pm. Sunset Park, Fifth Avenue building, corner of Montague and Court pm. See Sat., Dec. 16. Brooklyn Papers, 55 Washington St., Suite 624, Brooklyn, NY 11201; or by fax: (718) and 41st Street. (718) 437-1413. Free. streets. Call for details. (718) 866-6815 COMEDY: “Steal Away.” $17. 8 pm. See KIDSFEST: “Rockin’ in the Forest,” with Nash- ART SHOW AND SALE: Calligrapher 834-9278. Listings are free and printed on a space available basis. We regret we can- ville singer Farmer Jason. 1 pm. Willy Mordechai Rosenstein displays his vari- NEXT WAVE: Brooklyn Academy of Music HANUKKAH PARTY: Union Temple family Sat., Dec. 16. Bee’s Family Lounge, 302 Metropolitan ous works. Wine and cheese reception. 3 presents “Don Juan in Prague.” Petr event with candle lighting, music, pot luck IMPACT THEATER: “Serpent Song.” 8 pm. not take listings over the phone. Ave. Call for ticket info. (718) 599-3499. pm. Union Temple of Brooklyn, 17 Kofron conducts. Sung in Italian with dinner and lots of latkes. $10, $5 kids. 6:15 See Sat., Dec. 16.

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Jewish holidays, history, performed live and in its entirety by the rock Festival. tions,” “Magic and Loss,” “Ecstasy” and most biography, fiction, activity books and more! legend himself. Kicking off a career that has spanned more recently, “The Raven.” He is best-known to Dec. 10 from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Along with singers Sharon Jones and than 40 years, Reed fronted The Velvet Un- mainstream listeners for his underground an- ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Antony, and musicians Rupert Christie, Steve derground, an influential rock band which them, “Walk on the Wild Side.” Reed’s solo Hunter, Fernando Saunders, Tony Smith, Rob was briefly managed by artist Andy Warhol, work and collaborations with the Velvet Under- Special Author Appearance! Wasserman, the Brooklyn-born singer, song- and which set itself apart from its contempo- ground have also been cited as the inspiration writer and musician is scheduled to perform the raries by daring to sing about a gritty world for generations of bands. Up, Up and Oy Vey cult favorite at St. Ann’s Warehouse in DUM- of sex and drugs during the 1960s and 1970s. Lou Reed’s “Berlin” will be performed at How did Jewish history, culture, and values shape the comic- BO from Dec. 14 through Dec. 17. Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of St. Ann’s Warehouse (38 Water Street be- book superhero? Best-selling author Rabbi Simcha Weinstein Directed and designed by artist and film- Fame in 1996, some of the band’s most fa- tween Main and Dock streets in DUMBO) will tell you. maker Julian Schnabel, who hails from Ocean mous songs are “Heroin,” “Sweet Jane,” from Dec. 14 through Dec. 17 at 8 pm. Dec. 10 at 10:00 a.m. Parkway, this “theatricalized” concert version “Rock and Roll,” “White Light/White Heat” Tickets to the world premiere performanc- ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ of “Berlin” features five new songs, complet- and “Sister Ray.” es are $65 and can be purchased through ing Reed’s devastating exploration of loneli- Since launching his solo career in 1971, the the St. Ann’s Warehouse box office: by Special Artist Appearance! ness, depression and the dark side of man as now 63-year-old Reed has continuously rein- phone at (718) 254-8779 or in person, seen through the eyes of a drug-addicted cou- vented himself, morphing between campy Tuesday through Saturday, from 1 pm to 7 Art Show and Sale: ple struggling with their demons in the Ger- glam-rock, punk- and rock-star personas and pm. Tickets are also available online at Mordechai Rosenstein man capital. recording albums like “Transformer,” “Metal www.ticketweb.com. — Karen Butler Pavel Antonov Meet world-famous artist and calligrapher Mordechai Rosenstein and view his varied work. featuring art on sale - perfect for Chanuka gift-giving! Eisenberg, JaxDance and Wobble present “Ready or Dec. 10 at 3:00 p.m. not…an Evening of Work,” 8 pm, $10; Dec. 14: Odd ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ BROOKLYN Czar with special guests The Attorneys, 10 pm, $TBD, Classic Roots Reggae from Jamaica’s Milton Henry with Jammyland Allstars and Benny Beats, 11 pm, Family Chanuka Party FREE with RSVP. Candle lighting, music, pot luck dinner, and lots of latkes! You bring a dish to share, and we supply drinks, latkes, and Laila Lounge 113 N. Seventh St. at Wythe Avenue in Williams- dessert. The partying begins right after a family-friendly burg, (718) 486-6791, www.lailalounge.com. Shabbat service. Mondays: Karaoke, 10 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Blue Nightlife Grass Tuesday, 9 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Jezebel Dec. 15 at 6:15 p.m. Compiled by Chiara V. Cowan Music Showcase with an open mic, 7:30 pm, live music, ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 8:30 pm, FREE; Fridays: OHM and special guests, 9 BOERUM HILL Party, 10:30 pm, FREE; Dec. 16: Oratai Ensemble, pm, FREE; Dec. 9: Terence McManus, Flip City, 11 pm, 10:30 pm, FREE. $TBD; Dec. 16: Katharyn Hayman, 9 pm, $TBD. First Fridays: Family Service & Potluck Dinner Hank’s Saloon Dec. 1 at 6:30 p.m. 46 Third Ave. at Atlantic Avenue in Boerum Hill, Night of the Cookers The Lucky Cat (718) 625-8003, www.hankssaloon.com. 767 Fulton St. at South Portland Avenue in Fort 245 Grand St. at Roebling Street in Williamsburg, First Saturdays: Tot Shabbat Sundays: Shotgun Shack, 6 pm, Sean Kershaw and Greene, (718) 797-1197. (718) 782-0437, www.theluckycat.com. the New Jack Ramblers, 10 pm, FREE; Mondays: Live Saturdays: Live jazz, 10 pm, FREE; Thursdays: Live Mondays: Joe McGinty’s Piano Parlor and keyboard Dec. 2 at 9:45 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. band kuntry karaoke with Rob Ryan and the Brooklyn jazz, 8 pm, FREE; Fridays: Live jazz, 10 pm, FREE. karaoke, 10 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Jezebel Music Open Country All-Star Band, 10 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Mic Night hosted by Dave Cuomo, 7 pm, FREE, Organ Mobscenity, 10 pm, FREE; Dec. 14: Chuck and Sue Grinder Tuesday, 10 pm, FREE; Fridays: Another Third Sundays: Kindergarten “Kef” Rock, The Tallman Band, 10 pm, FREE; Dec. 15: Hank GREENPOINT Future Funk Friday with live DJs, 11 pm, FREE; Dec. Crafts . . . games . . . stories . . . music and more. Williams Tribute Band with Uncle Leon and the Alibis, Pool party: Witches in Bikinis will perform as part of the Emergenza Festi- 11: Charles Waters/Chris McIntyre Duo, 7 pm, The 10 pm, FREE; Dec. 16: The Spines, 9 pm, The Yams, Club Exit val at The Hook in Red Hook on Dec. 9 at 11 pm. mi3, 8 pm, $TBD; Dec. 15: Thwak Holiday Party Dec. 17 at 11:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. 10 pm, The Brimstones, 10:30 pm, Thee Lexington 147 Greenpoint Ave. at Manhattan Avenue in Featuring Tony V plus Resident Sport Casual, 10:30 Arrows, 11 pm, The Arkhams, Midnight, FREE. Greenpoint, (718) 349-6969, www.club-exit.com. pm, $TBD; Dec. 16: The Welfare Poets, 9 pm, $TBD. Saturdays: DJ Dance Party, 10 pm, $15 (ladies FREE 14: Shaul Besser Group, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, FREE; Dec. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––– until 11 pm); Fridays: DJ Dance Party, 10 pm, FREE. Cattyshack 15: Todd Sickafoose’s Blood Orange Orchestra, 9 pm, Northsix BROOKLYN HEIGHTS 249 Fourth Ave. at Carroll Street in Park Slope, 10:30 pm, FREE. 66 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, Union Temple of Brooklyn Europa Night Club (718) 230-5740, www.cattyshackbklyn.com. (718) 599-5103, www.northsix.com. Magnetic Field Saturdays: Shack 249 with DJs BK Brewster, Daryl 98 Meserole Ave. at Manhattan Avenue in Green- Two Boots Dec. 9: The Song Corporation, El Jezel, Cholo, 9 pm, 97 Atlantic Ave. at Henry Street in Brooklyn Raymond and more, 10 pm, $5, $7 after 11 pm; – A Reform Jewish Congregation – point, (718) 383-5723, www.europaclub.com. 514 Second St. at Seventh Avenue in Park Slope, $8; Dec. 10: Rahim, Bound Stems, Other Passengers, Heights, (718) 834-0069, Mondays: Chump Change, 10 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: (718) 499-3253, www.twobootsbrooklyn.com. Jupiter Sunrise, 9 pm, $10; Dec. 11: Yidcore, The www.magneticbrooklyn.com. Saturdays: VIP Dance Party, 10 pm, FREE before 10:30 Trivia Night, 7 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Karaoke with Dec. 9: Bill Malchow & The Go-Cup All-Stars, 10 pm, Shemps, 9 pm, $8; Dec. 13: Langhorne Slim, 17 Eastern Parkway at Grand Army Plaza pm, $15 after 10:30 pm; Tuesdays: Karaoke Night, 8 Sherry Vine, 9 pm, FREE ($2 after 10 pm), Oink Boys Dec. 9: Dead Flowers presents The Optic Nerve, The FREE; Dec. 14: Steve Eliot & The Merrymakers fea- O’Death, Phonograph, 9 pm, $10; Dec. 14: Hugh pm, FREE; Fridays: Sexy Progressive/Dance party, 10 Party (ladies welcome with sexy boys), 10 pm, $5; Dr. Linda Henry Goodman, Rabbi • 718-638-7600 Sea Devils, 8 pm, $6, Switched On!, a dance/DJ party, turing Kelly Jones, 9 pm, FREE; Dec. 15: Mack Price Pool Band, Lorraine Leckie and her Demons, Alexa pm, FREE before 10:30 pm, $15 after 10:30 pm. Thursdays: Shitkickers, 8 pm, FREE or $5 after 9 pm), 11 pm, FREE; Dec. 10: Fun Dip Variety Hour, 7:30 pm, & The Prigs, 10 pm, FREE; Dec. 16: Sufferin’ Georgevich with Bob Bert and Mark C, Aaron Poison Ivy (glamorously dirty rock ‘n’ roll), 10 pm, $5; FREE; Dec. 11: Ex-Planets, 8 pm, FREE; Dec. 14: Live Succotash, 10 pm, FREE. Spangler and Brad Kalheimer, 8 pm, $10; Dec. 15: band karaoke, 8 pm, FREE; Dec. 15: The Mindshots, PARK SLOPE Fridays: R.P.M. with DJ Lug Nut, 7 pm, FREE, Cirrah Nachtmystium, Zoroaster, Gravewurm, Gwynbleidd, The Drones, 8 pm, $6. Fridays, DJs and burlesque, 11 pm, $5 ($7 after Cold Northern Vengeance, Hekseri, 7:30 pm, $15. Midnight). Union Hall Bar 4 (Downstairs at) 702 Union St. at Fifth Avenue in CLINTON HILL 444 Seventh Ave. at 15th Street in Park Slope, Center for Park Slope, (718) 638-4400, www.unionhallny.com. Pete’s Candy Store (718) 832-9800. Dec. 9: Black Tie Dynasty, Heads Up Display, 8 pm, 709 Lorimer St. at Richardson Street in Williams- The Chocolate Bar Dec. 10: Jen Shyu’s Jade Tongue, 8 pm, 10 pm, $5 Improvisational Music $10; Dec. 10: Tearing of the Veil of Maya - comedy burg, (718) 302-3770, www.petescandystore.com. 45 Waverly Ave. at Park Avenue in Clinton Hill, (includes both sets). 295 Douglass St. at Third Avenue in Park Slope, with Eugene Mirman and Michael Showalter, 8 pm, $7; Sundays: Open mic, 5 pm-8 pm, FREE; Dec. 9: Caleb (718) 643-6373. (212) 631-5882, www.schoolforimprov.org. Dec. 12: Ollabelle, 8 pm, $15 (includes two sets); Dec. Stine and The Brakemen, 8 pm, Alex Battles and Dec. 10: Hot Chocolate Sundays featuring “Hip-Hop Barbes Dec. 9: Tim Berne/Scott Colley Duo, 8:30 pm, $12 ($8 13: Yacht Rock Christmas Party, 9:30 pm, FREE; Dec. Whisky Rebellion, 9 pm, The Defibulators, 10 pm, Meets the New Face of R&B” with Harlem and DJ Evil 376 Ninth St. at Sixth Avenue in Park Slope, (718) with valid student identification); Dec. 11: The Dan 14: APB, Something to Believe in Again!, 8 pm, $20; Andy Friedman and The Other Failures, 11 pm, FREE; Dee, 9 pm, $TBD. 965-9177, www.barbesbrooklyn.com. Tepfer Trio, 8:30 pm, $6; Dec. 14: Open Session, 9 Dec. 15: Sam Champion, Brian Bonz, 8 pm, $8; Dec. Dec. 10: Kate with Matt and Ben as “Daughter Sundays: Stephane Wrembel, 9 pm, $8 suggested pm, $7; Dec. 15: Fatblaster with Ralph Alessi, Shane 16: The Onion’s Obligatory Holiday Charity Party ben- Dogs,” 8:30 pm, David Stein, 9:30 pm, Taylor Davis, Dakar Cafe donation; Tuesdays: Slavic Soul Party, 9 pm, $10; Dec. Endsley, Eric Biondo, Ryan Ferreira, Loren Stillman, efiting 826NYC, 8 pm, $15 suggested donation. 10:30 pm, FREE; Dec. 11: Bill Baird, 8 pm, Old 9: WFMU Broadcast Live of Transpacific Sound 8:30 pm, $10. Springs Pike, 9 pm, Fiona Landers, 10 pm, Benyaro, 285 Grand St. at Lafayette Avenue in Clinton Hill, 11 pm, FREE; Dec. 12: Dewar’s Celebration/Best (718) 398-8900, www.dakarcafe.net. Paradise, 6 pm, $8 suggested donation, Kill Henry PROSPECT HEIGHTS Sugar, 10 pm, $8 suggested donation; Dec. 11: Mav- Seller Reading, 7 pm, Senator, 9:30 pm, Nat Cassidy, Sundays: DJ Contra Sounds, 6 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Magnolia rothis Kontanis & Timothy Quigley, 8 pm, $8 suggest- 10:30 pm, Alexis Thomason, 11:30 pm, FREE; Dec. African musical guests, 9:30 pm, FREE; Fridays: Live 486 Sixth Ave. at 12th Street in Park Slope, (718) The Backroom ed donation, Smokey Hormel Western Combo, 10 13: Quizz-Off, 7:30 pm, Daniel Harnett, 10 pm, Music DJ, 10 pm, FREE. 369-4814, www.magnoliabrooklyn.com. pm, $8 suggested donation; Dec. 12: Gowanusburg, (At Freddy’s) 485 Dean St. at Sixth Avenue in With a Long Beard, 11 pm, FREE; Dec. 14: Quizz Mondays: Monday Night Football, 8 pm, FREE; Prospect Heights, (718) 622-7035, Finals, 6:30 pm, Greg Connors, 10:30 pm, Drayton 7 pm, $8 suggested donation; Dec. 13: A special con- Fridays: Live music, 9:30 pm, FREE. Five Spot Restaurant cert to benefit Kermit Driscoll with The Other Quartet, www.freddysbackroom.com. Michaels, 11:30 pm, FREE; Dec. 15: The Morning 459 Myrtle Ave. at Washington Avenue in Clinton 7 pm, Dave Douglas, 8 pm, Mick Rossi’s Anti-Matter Dec. 9: Seamus Blake, 9:30 pm, The Dang-It Bobbys, Pages, 10 pm, AA Bondy, 11 pm, FREE. Hill, (718) 852-0202, www.fivespotsoulfood.com. Band, 9 pm, Ben Monder, 10 pm, Russ Johnson’s Save Perch Cafe 10:30 pm, Taxi-Taxi, 11:30 pm, FREE; Dec. 10: Strip Saturdays: DJ Kenny Parker from Boogie Down Big, 11 pm, $25; Dec. 14: Rudresh/ Heming- 365 Fifth Ave. at Fifth Street in Park Slope, (718) Club, 8 pm, FREE; Dec. 11: Spelling Bee, 8 pm, FREE; Stain Production, 9 pm, $5; Mondays: Open Turntables way/Dresser Trio, 8 pm, $8 suggested donation, Mu- 788-2830. Dec. 12: Sackett St. Readers, 7 pm, Alice Birhorst, 766 Grand St. at Humboldt Street in (bring your own needles, headphones, and vinyl) host- sette Explosion, 10 pm, $8 suggested donation; Dec. Dec. 11: Zach Brock Trio, 8:30 pm (two sets), $5 sug- 8:30 pm, Bob Sharkey Trio, 9 pm, Amandla, 10 pm, Williamsburg, (718) 387-7840, www.stainbar.com. FREE; Dec. 13: Cecil, 9 pm, FREE; Dec. 14: Opera on ed by DJ Copa, 8 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Hot Damn 15: Banning Eyre, 8 pm, $8 suggested donation, gested donation; Dec. 12: Brenda Earle Trio, 8:30 pm Mondays: “Paint Stain,” 5 pm (often accompanied by Tap, 9:30 pm, FREE; Dec. 15: Anthony Robestelli, Tuesdaze (comedy) hosted by Les Boogie, 10 pm, $5; Howard Fishman, 10 pm, $8 suggested donation. (two sets), $5 suggested donation; Dec. 14: Yoon Sun the jazz guitar of Noboru, 8 pm), FREE; Wednesdays: 9:30 pm, Sal Cataldi’s Spaghetti Eastern Music, 10:30 Wednesdays: Soul f’ Real, an open mic showcase Choi and E-String Band, 8:30 pm (two sets), $5 sug- JAMstain, an informal open mic hosted by pm, Al Lee Wyer, 11:30 pm, FREE. hosted by Anisa with Da Feel (live band), 9 pm, $5. Biscuit gested donation; Dec. 16: Deadra Hart, 8:30 pm (two singers/songwriters, 9 pm, FREE; Dec. 9: Doug sets), $5 suggested donation. 230 Fifth Ave. at President Street in Park Slope, Kreitzer, 8 pm, Todd Allen, 10 pm, FREE; Dec. 10: Parlor Jazz (718) 399-2161, www.nightanddayrestaurant.com. RED HOOK Matt McVane Quartet, 9 pm, FREE; Dec. 11: Cat 119 Vanderbilt Ave. at Myrtle Avenue in Clinton Sundays: John McNeil and Bill McHenry, 8:30 pm, $6 Puppet’s Jazz Bar Show Snapshots, 8 pm, Vincent Sperrazza Jazz Trio, Hill, (718) 855-1981, www.parlorjazz.com. and $7 food/drink minimum; Mondays: Debra and 284 Fifth Ave. at First Street in Park Slope, (718) The Hook 10 pm, FREE; Dec. 12: Emily Bate’s, 9 pm, FREE; Dec. 14: Andrea Maddox, 8 pm, FREE; Dec. 15: Scott Dec. 9: Sojourner, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, $20. Mary’s Night on the Town, 8:30 pm, $10 ($5 for stu- 499-2627. 18 Commerce St. at Columbia Street in Red Kacenga Quartet, 7 pm, Adam Matta, 9 pm, FREE. dents) and $7 food/drink minimum; Wednesdays: Dec. 9: Bill Ware’s Pups Vibes, 9:15 pm, 10:40 pm, Hook, (718) 797-3007, www.thehookmusic.com. Reign Songwriters Showcase hosted by Staci Rochwerg, Midnight; Dec. 11: Jaime Aff Jam Session, 9:15 pm, Dec. 9: Emergenza Festival with Clown Vomit, 7:30 pm, 10:40 pm, Midnight; Dec. 12: Sam Raderman Trash Bar 46 Washington Ave. at Flushing Avenue in Clinton 8:30 pm, $5 suggested donation and $7 food/drink Wake Up O Sleeper, 8 pm, Dead and Dreaming, 8:30 GRAND Quartet, 9:15 pm, 10:40 pm, Midnight, $5; Dec. 13: OPENING! 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By Barry Petchesky boyfriend and with these heels, it’s ing one as a trampoline. colleagues took a lighter view. Recently, Woolard observed a man for The Brooklyn Papers great to have a place to rest.” “I can’t believe the city allows some- “If no one complains, we’re proba- resting on one of her seats outside his Don’t thank city bureaucrats. The thing this neat,” said Marcia McAtee of bly not going to take action,” the other restaurant and asked to take his picture. One afternoon in Williamsburg re- wooden platforms, bolted through the Greenpoint as she attempted to balance cop said. He couldn’t quite understand why she cently, Gretchen Shukdinas walked over to a “No parking” signpost at holes on the metal signposts, are the en pointe atop a seat. “Usually, they’re Woolard says her “project” explores thought this was picture-worthy; he Metropolitan Avenue and Roebling work of artist Caroline Woolard. no fun at all.” the relationships between art and func- was just sitting down. Street and did something amazing: Entitled “Have A Seat,” the multi- So far, the city appears not to have tionality and between people and pub- “That’s what I like to hear,” she said. she sat down on it. site installation is her attempt to make taken notice. lic space. They’ve also become mag- “They’re part of the cityscape for him.” the sidewalk a destination and not just Lt. Steve Mona, commander of the nets for grafitti — which Woolard The seats are unobtrusive; they are

Ten sky-blue seats, like the one that / Amy Sussman eased Shukdinas’s burden, have been a conduit from one place to another. Citywide Vandals Task Force, said he’d doesn’t mind. sized for one person, and take up less affixed to traffic poles in the neighbor- “It’s an invitation in some ways,” gladly summons Woolard if she’s “I used the city as my canvas,” she space than bicycles. Woolard is still hood since the middle of September said the 22-year-old Woolard. “Of caught in the act. said. “The [grafitti writers are] just do- hesitant to publicize her work, “al- and have become objects of affection, course I hope people sit, but they’re “I am not an art critic, I am a cop,” ing the same thing.” though, if they arrest me, maybe it utility and curiosity. free to not do so, of course.” Mona said. “If you deface someone else’s While Woolard’s installation may have would start a debate on public seating.”

“I just assumed the city put them in,” Woolard says she’s seen it all, from property, you are a criminal, not an artist, lofty ambitions and academic credibility, “I don’t think she has to worry,” said Papers The Brooklyn Shukdinas said, assuming wrong. “But an entire family using a platform as a and you are going to get arrested.” passersby generally see a comfortably police officer Rodney Larges. “I just Williamsburg resident Fred Chao tries out one of the I don’t care. I’m waiting for my picnic table to late-night bar-goers us- But, off the record, one of Mona’s seat where there was none before. used it to tie my shoe.” benches attached to a “No Parking” sign pole.

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Periodontal Work • Crowns Evening Hours Mon-Fri Affordable Family Dentistry “We’re accountable,” she said. “We have to submit bills. That Bridges • Porcelain Veneers TRAVEL IMMUNIZATIONS Bleaching • Dentures • Laminates Most Insurance & Union Plans in Modern Pleasant Surroundings money is strictly used for what it was given for.” accepted as full or partial payment. • Sandi Franklin of the Brooklyn Center for the Urban Envi- Advanced sterilization MetLife, UFT, DC37, PBA, Delta, Blue Cross, State of the Art Sterilization (autoclave) ronment donated $200 to a Millman campaign. Her group got a and infection control. Aetna, CIGNA, Unicare, Guardian, Healthplex, Emergencies treated promptly $1,500 grant this year. Mgmt. Bfts. Fund, United Concordia, Ameritas. Special care for children & anxious patients Start the • Christina Curran of the Fifth Avenue Committee has given WE NOW ACCEPT OXFORD Millman $620. This year, her group got a $2,000 grant. process months before • South Brooklyn Local Development Corporation director Betty • Tooth Bleaching (whitening) Stoltz gave $100 to Millman campaigns. This year, her group got • Cosmetic Dentistry, Porcelain Facings & Inlays, leaving to get your shots $2,000. TOOTH Bonding Crowns & Bridges (Capping) • Pauline Blake and Lydia Denworth of the Park Slope Civic • Painless, Non-Surgical Gum Treatment • Yellow fever Plus Council each gave Millman $225. In total, the group got $3,500. • Root Canal • Extractions • Dentures • Cleanings Typhoid MEDICAL ADVICE “Joan was giving to the Civic Council before I came on the PAIN . . . • Impant Dentistry • Fillings (tooth colored) • FOR TRAVELLERS scene,” said Denworth. “If there’s any connection, it’s this: Joan . . . may be a debilitating and • Stereo headphones • Analgesia (Sweet air) • Hepatitis is such a great supporter of these groups that people like me do- life-disrupting entity. My name is Dr. Jeffrey M. Kramer nate to her campaigns because we want to keep her in office so • Malaria prevention she can keep doing such a good job.” Dr. Jeff C. Strachan, practicing 544 Court Street, Carroll Gardens clinical dentistry for more than • Linda Blyer of Family First’s parenting workshop, has donat- 624-5554 624-7055 –– BROOKLYN HEIGHTS FAMILY PRACTICE –– twenty years. I can relieve your ed $130 to various Millman campaigns. This year, her group got Convenient Office Hours & Ample Parking 185 Montague Street, 3rd Floor a $3,000 grant. affliction quicky, and in most and insurance plans accommodated Hours: Mon-Sat • (718) 624-6185 • Brooklyn Arts Council President Ella Weiss and her husband cases, the same day. Michael have given $900 to Millman in various campaigns. This year, the arts council got a $6,000 grant. Millman said “there is some crossover” between her donor list Jeff C. 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This year, Cohen (Sweet Air) •Preventative Dentistry group got a $5,000 grant from Cohen. $ EXAMINATION, NECESSARY Cohen said the “member item” system was “disgusting.” X-RAYS AND TEETH CLEANING “We should not be spending people’s hard-earned money on 55 projects chosen by individual members,” she said. “These things RONALD I. TEICHMAN, DDS 55 with this ad are seniority-driven. If I had been there 10 more years, I might Saturday & Evening Hours have had more money, but I was not part of the in-crowd.” 357 Seventh Avenue at 10th Street 332 9th St. (718) 832-1222 She added that the amount of contributions she got was minor. Laser & Skin Care Clinics “No one is going to buy me for $200 a year,” she said. 768-1111 (Bet. 5th-6th Aves.) www.azdental.com of Brooklyn Heights OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK • WEIGHT LOSS SCANDAL… Now in Park Slope! 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December 9, 2006 THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM BWN 14A Inside the orbit of Shelly Silver By Gersh Kuntzman membership is limited to New York’s three most- Pataki initiatives, including the West Side stadium and The Brooklyn Papers powerful men: Gov. Pataki, Senate Majority Leader the Moynihan station project. State is studying After the Empire State Development Corporation Joe Bruno (R-Rensselaer) and Assembly Speaker That, plus the fact that he recently slammed ESDC approves Atlantic Yards — as it is expected to do Sheldon Silver (D-Manhattan). Chairman Charles Gargano as corrupt, makes many imminently — the project will be weighed by the All three have said they support the project — but believe that he will stick it to Pataki again. No wonder state’s Public Authorities Control Board, whose Silver has used his board vote to block several key so many people are in the Speaker’s orbit right now. BQE shelf repairs But work start is still six years away By Ariella Cohen needs to be replaced.” The Brooklyn Papers The highway will get much older before it gets its facelift. Awider highway with new connections to the State planners estimate it will take another six James Brooklyn waterfront could replace the deteriorat- ing, always-clogged decked section of the Brook- or seven years of planning before they can begin construction, which would also take years. Gargano lyn-Queens Expressway that runs under the famed Yassky Brooklyn Heights Promenade. During construction, traffic would likely be di- The state Department of Transportation has tak- verted to Furman Street — which is meant to be a en a first step towards fixing the creaky BQE main access point to the so-called Brooklyn stretch between Atlantic Avenue and the Brooklyn Bridge Park, a condo, hotel and open space devel- Lupica Bridge, officials said this week. opment along the waterfront. That highway is a 58-year-old reinforced con- That project’s landscape architect, Michael Van crete structure that carries six lanes of traffic on Valkenburgh, plans to absorb the highway’s steady two decks. rumble with several man-made hills between the One hundred and twenty-three thousand vehi- development and the highway. cles rumble across daily, according to the Federal At a public meeting about the waterfront proj- Highway Administration. ect this week, area residents asked the state to do Hevesi For more than a decade, residents and local more to reduce the highway’s roaring impact. officials have complained that the structure is in “The most important issue is enclosing the danger of collapse. BQE so the noise can be contained,” said Carolyn Jeffries “I don’t know if I would call it creaky,” said Konheim, a local traffic consultant. Irene Janner, a spokeswoman for the Brooklyn “It’s so disagreeable already when you are on Heights Association. “But there are lots of com- the Promenade and it will be even worse in the Ratner plaints about vibrations. It’s an old thing and it park.” Millman

Assemblymembers Jim Brennan Assemblyman-elect APPROACH: Undiplomatic about it communications director, told the New York Post after Silver slammed Gargano. Slope, C’Gardens taxes (D-Park Slope), Joan Millman (D- Hakeem Jeffries “His statements are very naive and unin- Carroll Gardens) and Annette (D-Prospect Heights) telligent,” Gargano said about Silver’s City Councilmembers Robinson (D-Crown Heights) WANTS: Delay the vote opposition to Moynihan station. “His APPROACH: Unclear lack of knowledge of the project was just David Yassky and Letitia James WANT: Downsize Atlantic Yards lowest for pricey homes appalling.” WANT: Delay APPROACH: Sent letter to PACB “I told the speaker myself that the vote should be delayed,” Jeffries told The APPROACH: Sent letter to PACB “The Environmental Impact Statement Developer Bruce Ratner By Dana Rubinstein “So, in a neighborhood like that are getting off easy. Brooklyn Papers. “There are questions “The project ... will impose devastating acknowledges an additional 20,000 ve- The Brooklyn Papers Park Slope, where market val- Brownsville has the second- [such as] the size — it is way too big — WANTS: Atlantic Yards to be approved traffic and parking burdens on the sur- hicle trips a day … We cannot support ues have grown strongly, taxes lowest tax rate, followed by and financial transparency. We are not in APPROACH: Behind-the-scenes rounding neighborhoods.” Park Slope and Carroll Gar- Atlantic Yards unless it is substantially have not [kept pace],” said Bushwick and Bedford-Stuy- a position to vote yes now.” Forest City Ratner would not return a call dens are two of the wealthiest downsized.” Sweeting. vesant. for comment, but the company is lobby- communities in Brooklyn, yet Some Park Slopers reacted to It’s a trend reflected citywide. State Comptroller Alan Hevesi ing members of the PACB, sources said. homeowners there have the Mike Lupica, Daily News columnist Out of orbit the news with sheepishness. “While one-, two- and three- WANTS: Delay lowest property tax rate in the “Frankly, it doesn’t sound family homes comprise 41 per- WANTS: Silver must vote no APPROACH: Raised easily ignored Gov. Pataki The Dolans city, according to a report re- fair,” said Lydia Denworth, who cent of the market value of APPROACH: A moral appeal warning flag WANTS: Approval of Atlantic Yards WANT: The Nets arena leased this week by the city’s is the president of the Park property in the city, these homes “Ratner has tried to make himself out “New York State is already suffering un- APPROACH: Undiplomatic to be scrapped Independent Budget Office. Slope Civic Council, but was generate 14 percent of the total to be some kind of sports philanthro- der huge amounts of debt, and now ... APPROACH: Not doing But don’t blame the gentri- speaking as an individual home- property tax levy; commercial “For Shelly ‘Vegas’ Silver to lecture any- anything about it fiers for their disproportionately owner. property comprises 16 percent pist as he tries to pull off one of the there is a rush to push through billions of one about ethics is like a bad stand-up great broad-daylight real estate grabs dollars of projects ... without a proper re- Jim and Charles Dolan, the father-and- low tax rate — blame state law, “I have always thought our of market value and generates routine, especially since he’s Alan said George Sweeting, a deputy property taxes seem awfully 43 percent of the tax levy,” read

/ Leah Mitch in the history of Brooklyn,” Lupica view ... When [projects] are rushed son team that runs Madison Square Gar- Hevesi’s biggest apologist, has director of the IBO and a Park low,” she added. the report. wrote in his column on Sunday. “This through in a long list, it is impossible to den, have nothing to gain from the con- employed a known sex offender, has Slope resident. “We owned a building in Much of that tax burden gets [is] about turning a whole section of know if they are as good as they can be.” covered up internal investigations and struction of a 19,000-seat basketball In 1981, the state passed new Philadelphia, and we paid an passed on to tenants. Brooklyn into Forest City Ratner’s vi- has presided over a body that had no arena in a neighboring borough. Council- property tax laws that capped equal amount of taxes as we do Co-op and condo owners, sion of a Brooklyn Times Square. ESDC Chairman less than seven of its members indicted, woman Letitia James tried to get the Charles Gargano tax increases for homeowners at here, and this house is worth whose properties are taxed at a Shelly Silver can stop him and should convicted, or resign under a cloud of family involved in this battle, but the 6 percent a year, or 20 percent five times as much.” higher rate than private houses, stop him.” WANTS: Approval of Atlantic Yards disgrace,” David Catalfamo, Pataki’s Dolans remain on the sidelines. in five years, even if a home’s But it’s not just wealthy also have their tax increases

The Brooklyn Papers Graphic The Brooklyn market value skyrockets. neighborhoods like the Slope capped under the 1981 law.

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Michael R. Bloomberg, Mayor John B. Mattingly, Commissioner, ACS 14B BWN THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 December 9, 2006 Bill seeks to crack down on counterfeiters By Ariella Cohen and putting more police on the Claire McTaggart streets to protect a wealthy, The Brooklyn Papers wealthy industry,” Barron said, arguing that the bill unfairly tar- David Yassky’s efforts to geted people of color. get pirated CDs off the street “[Yassky] is clueless to what has run into his former rivals the real needs are in the parts of from his congressional run: the city where unemployment his Council colleague Charles and poverty are rampant,” he Barron and racial politics. added after the hearing. The same East New York De- “He doesn’t mingle. He mocrat who called Yassky an doesn’t feel our pain. He isn’t “opportunistic carpetbagger” dur- in touch with what people do to ing the controversial race that pit- survive.” ted Yassky against three black Yassky disagreed, defending candidates is now accusing the his bill as necessary to keep Brooklyn Heights lawmaker of film industry jobs in New York / Tom Callan / Tom Callan / Tom pushing an anti-piracy bill to and defeat an underground “protect a sinfully wealthy indus- economy of illegal goods that try rather than the people of New cost the city $2.6-billion in tax York.” revenue in 2003, according to Yassky’s bill targets vendors the comptroller’s office.

of illegally copied movies and Papers The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn “The sale of counterfeit music recordings — the most Passersby examine items sold by vendors along Court Street (left) and Fulton Mall (right), where cheap goods are in high demand — and under attack by Councilman David Yassky. goods is not a victimless visible players in the city’s $23- crime,” he said, pushing his billion-a-year trade in counter- feit goods. bill, which is backed by the The legislation would raise Motion Picture Association of fines on such vendors and, in America and other entertain- some cases, raise the crime to ment industry giants. felony status. It would also em- “Workers, from retail indus- VOX POP try employees to laborers on power the Department of Con- sumer Affairs to bust rogue movie sets, have lower wages dealers, giving them the search- and fewer benefits because of and-seize power that now only Callan (All Photos) / Tom these knock-off peddlers.” cops hold. But other members of the The fines will range from Should vendors Council echoed Barron, criticiz- $500 to $5,000, which is a lot ing Yassky for targeting ven- to someone selling Rolexes for dors. $2 a pop. “I am still weighing the is- And that’s what put it on be removed? Papers The Brooklyn sue,” said Councilwoman Leti- Barron’s racial radar screen. At Jameson Edwards, shopper Martha Velez, shopper Gladys Roldan, shopper Caroline Phillips, shopper tia James (D-Prospect Heights), a hearing last week, the former We hit the vendor-clogged streets of Downtown “I don’t support the bill. This is “I think the bill is good be- “I love street vendors because “I love the venders because who is black. Black Panther was the first to Brooklyn to see what shoppers and sellers thought about a core element of New York; cause the law is the law, and if it’s easier, there is never a line, it’s useful for people who want “Obviously, counterfeiting is speak against the legislation. a bill being pushed by City Councilman David Yassky’s hurting street vendors would they are selling knock-offs they and you get everything at half- to buy nice things, but can’t a problem that must be solved. “We need to look at creating that would crack down on vendors of counterfeit goods: change the nature of the should be fined.” price!” afford the real thing.” I am not sure if increasing crim- jobs in our communities, not — Claire McTaggart street environment.” inal penalties will do that.” Christmas at Plymouth Congregational Rev. David C. Fisher, Senior Minister Bruce Oelschlager, Minister of Music

This Sunday, Dec. 10, 11:00 a.m. Worship Service and Christmas Pageant featuring the children and youth of Plymouth retelling the story of the Nativity. Sun., Dec. 17, 6:00 p.m. Christmas Carol Service with traditional carols and congregational singing. Harp prelude begins at 5:30. Sun., Dec. 24, 6:00 p.m. Christmas Eve Candlelight Service of lessons and carols. Harp prelude begins at 5:30.

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