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Pride Times Vol. 1 MCKAMEY MANOR!!!! Is McKamey Manor safe? Review(bad) • “While there is a safe-word, one “This is not fun, please read participant, Laura Hertz Brotherton, that 40-page waiver VERY says that during her experience things got out of hand and she later carefully. It's just insane” went to a hospital injuries. t Participants can also repeat their experience.” Review(good) “Place is absolutely great, and everyone is complaining it is clearly What is McKamey Manor? too comfortable in life and I don’t McKamey Manor is one of the know why you would go just to scariest haunted houses I personally complain. Great job.” have ever heard of. McKamey manor is a place located in Summertown Tennessee. The Haunted house is 8 hours long, nobody has made it all the way though some say there is a safe word others say they repented it multiply times and they would not stop! If you get all the way though you win 20,000 dollars. Most popular Halloween costumes Another day of saving the Ages 1-4 world ❖ Princess 7.9% ❖ Superhero 6% Ages 5-8 ❖ Spiderman5.2% ❖ Superhero 5.3% ❖ Avengers character’s ❖ Harley quin 4.2% (excluding spiderman)3.9% ❖ Wonder woman 3.8% ❖ Batman 3.5% ❖ Inflatable costumes3.4 ❖ Witch3.3% ❖ Clowns3.2% ❖ Ghost 2.8 ❖ Princesses 2.3% Click here to find Halloween costumes. Ages 9+ ❖ Movie characters7.3% Clowns5.6% Let's go to ❖ ❖ Witches 3.7% the ball ❖ Superhero’s 3.2% She took a Yee haw ❖ Inflatables2.7% long time to ❖ Candy 2.3% get ready 1. A clown held the door 13. Why did the clown go for me. Was such it was such a to the doctor ? He was 22. I was trying to figure out nice jester. feeling funny. what to do with the dying clown on the floor. 2. Why don’t cannibals eat 14. What do clowns and Then, IT hit me. clowns? Because they taste someone who sores have in funny. common? Shoe 23. Why did the clown not show up to work? 3. My girlfriend used to date honk.....shoe honk .....shoe He was feeling a little bit funny. a clown. I got big shoes to fill. honk. 15.Last night my wife asked 24. What clown has scared 4. I'm a clown and everyone me if I wanted to dress up as more children than "It"? nose. a clown and scare her. But I Ronald McDonald. 5. Why was the clown sad? didn’t feel like IT 25. What do you call a He broke his funny bone. 16. How do clowns measure phobia of a clown wielding a 6. I manufactured clown money? Pennywise. chainsaw running straight shoes.... Which has no small at you? Common sense feat. 17.If you're attacked by a group of clowns....Go for 26. What is the name of the 7. what do you call a boiled athe juggler. city ruled by clowns? clown? Laughing stock. Honk-honk 18.I’m inviting everyone 8. My friend asked me, "Whatreading this, To join me in 27. Why did the clown through kind of adult diapers do they a session to think about his clock out the window. sell for Pennywise theClown?"Stephen king's iconic Because he wanted to see time It depends. shape=shifting clown. fly. Come to think about IT. 9. Did you hear about the 28. I quit my job at McDonald’s 19.My friend asked me if I circus fife? Yeah it was inh- today...Boss was a clown believe in killer clowns tents. 29. I saw a clown run into an allyway I replied, "No doubt with a suit and case? I there was 10. Why did the clown cross about IT" the road? To get his rubber some funny business going on there ducky. 20. What do clowns and 30. I saw a commercial for a 11. Which circus performer moldy bread have in common? new horror movie featuring can see in the dark? An acro- They both leave a bad tastea clown and sald. Is that IT. bat. in your mouth. 12. What happens when a 21. How do you make a Clown magicianget mad? She cry You throw a rubber duck pulls her hair out at it. Edinburgh Manor in Scotch Grove, Iowa The Edinburgh Manor Building in Iowa was built in the mid 1800’s. It housed the courthouse. The Courthouse later moved In 1920 the “poor farm” and left that old building was demolished, and there sitting there. It was type of nursing home then changed to a “poor was built. During this farm” A poor house is a time people with house that people with extreme mental health mental disabilities would conditions would be stay for a place to sleep. there as well as the It was also a place where elderly. Many times if a they could farm. Farming patient died, they would in that time was a be buried there in the dangerous thing. land if they were not Approximately 80 people claimed by their died on that land family's Sightings have claimed that a man named “The Joke” is seen around in the halls and is often violent, throwing plates, and trying to choke visitors that go. He is approximately 7 feet tall and is often seen as a black figure. One patient was 6 feet 9 inches and was aggressive towards the nurses…Could this be him? Mrs. Jones claims that she has seen “The Joke” when she visited the Edinburgh Manor building With Halloween coming soon, so is the new year, and new high- horsepower Dodge models will make their debut in 2021. DOMESTIC. NOT DOMESTICATED. - Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-Boo! - What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-Boo! For some of us, October 31st is the most fun day of the year. For others, it’s the spookiest. Halloween can be fun but unfortunately not everyone can say the same. In this page, you can read events that took place on Halloween. Down below there will be links to where you can access to read about events that took place on Halloween. • https://www.rd.com/list/scary-halloween- true-events/ ^On this link, you will find 17 creepy events that happened on Halloween. • https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultu re-desk/happy-halloween-scary-stories-in- the-new-yorker ^On this link, you will find scary Halloween stories. Corona Safe Halloween ideas Visit a Drive-thru haunted house Have a Halloween movie If people want a safe marathon activity to do on Thankfully, the best part of Halloween while still going Halloween is still Corona safe. out, visiting a drive-thru Click to add text Staying in and watching classic haunted house is Halloween movies is the perfect recommended. People will way to spend Halloween while still be safe while enjoying still staying safe during Covid-19! the scary thrill that Carve pumpkins everyone enjoys most during Halloween. Another Halloween tradition that is still Corona safe is Decorate a Halloween carving pumpkins! Although it's themed cloth mask probably not safe to attend One way to stay in the any pumpkin carving contest, Halloween sprit while still you can still carve pumpkins being safe is to decorate with the people in your home. your own Halloween mask! People can decorate to fit Watch Halloween movies at a the theme of their costume or drive-in theater just decorate to fit the theme In case some don't know, a drive-in of Halloween. theater is where people watch movies from their cars on a huge screen that is projected for everyone to see. This is a safer alternative for movie theaters Fun Fact! since people are in their own space. On October 31st both a blue moon and a full moon are occurring. A blue moon is the second full Click here for more information moon of the month. A full on the Corona virus for moon only happens once upcoming Holidays on October 31st every 18-19 years. Virtual or In person As Covid 19 still marches the earth, and school is starting as soon as it ended parents of many children have a choice to either send their children to a hybrid plan or online. also is spooky month. On this side of the spectrum we have the people that decide to On this side of the spectrum stay home and school on the We have the people who computer. While it is safer to stay want to go with the hybrid home and school, it can cause plan. Even if this is not the many children to get distracted safest idea there are people by their phones during class that have their reasons like because who is going to take what if they want social them away (PS this is just interaction with one my opinion you are entitled another to your own). When people (from media) took the survey I was shocked to see that 60% of the class wanted to do the hybrid plan (or their parents are making them do it), and only 40% of media was Survey staying home. Fun Halloween Joke’s! HALLOWEEN What is a Ghost’s what do you call a favorite dessert, I skeleton that lies on SCREAM! its grave?, Lazy Bones! What do you call married spiders, which monster Newly webbed! is the best dancer? The Boogie man! What is a witches best subject in school?, Spelling! What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?, The Dentist! By Ella.A Purple pumpkins have 3 meanings.