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B12 THE NEWS-ENTERPRISE CLASSIFIEDS TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 2012 CROSSWORD A bus ride to the past Dear Readers: Cleaning P.S.: Visit my website, so could cause damage. out files, I ran across this www.Heloise.com, to see a EASY POUR. Dear Heloise: HINTS email from 2008 that is a photo of my mother. The windshield-washer FROM charming story about my CLEANING THE KEYBOARD. reservoir in my wife’s car mother, the original Heloise HELOISE Dear Heloise: My keyboard has a fairly narrow opening. (1919-1977). Please enjoy. came as a “hand-me-down” ■ Dear Heloise: In 1969, and contained lots of toast Pouring from a gallon jug I was a nursing student in who was delighted to see crumbs, dust bunnies and usually resulted in overflow New York City. I was on a the book, lost this precious other stuff. I have a little onto the floor of the garage, crosstown bus one day, and keepsake somewhere be- brush that came with my and using a funnel meant a well-dressed “older tween retiring in New sewing machine, with nylon that it was difficult to see woman” (i.e., my mother’s Jersey and relocating to bristles long and soft when the reservoir was Texas. age) got on the bus. She did enough to give my key- nearly full. I’m so tickled to see that not realize that exact board a frequent and safe I cut the aluminum-foil change was required. you’ve carried on your housecleaning. — Becky in seal on the jug about 80 The bus driver was not mother’s legacy. You and Texarkana, Texas very pleasant about it. I your mother have been a ■ Becky, great hint. Here percent of the way around, paid her fare. She sat next godsend to so many hapless are some other hints to use: leaving it attached across to me, and we talked while housewives, like me. Thank ■ Turn the keyboard from the handle, then fold- we rode the bus. I had no you so much for all you do. over and shake gently over ed up both sides to narrow idea who she was. — Cathy W., via email a trash can to loosen debris. the stream. It worked beau- ■ ■ She asked my name and Cathy, this just made Compressed air works tifully, and I could see when where I went to school. me smile. I can see her — well to clean the keyboard. it was time to stop pouring. Later that week, an auto- she was probably wearing a ■ Use the dusting attach- — Fred O. in San Antonio graphed copy of her latest suit, a nylon-net hat she ment on your vacuum to book was delivered to my made, and carrying her suck up crumbs. Write to Heloise at P.O. Box ■ 795000, San Antonio, TX 78279- dorm. monogrammed (in gold) Avoid spraying clean- 5000, or fax to (210) HEL-OISE. Sadly, my own mother, briefcase ers on the keyboard. Doing King Features Syndicate Inc.

ENTERTAINMENT

■ Worried he might lose some of stage during the All For The Hall ben- TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: Actor Max von Sydow his singing ability, Keith Urban actually efit Tuesday at the Bridgestone Arena is 83. Actress Liz Sheridan is 83. Sports- emerged from his surgery to remove a in Nashville. It’s one of the handful of caster John Madden is 76. Actor Steven polyp and a nodule times Urban has sung in public since Seagal is 61. Singer-producer Kenneth from his vocal cords his surgery late last year. “Babyface” Edmonds is 54. Rapper Afrika with benefits he never Urban said he had issues with his Bambaataa is 52. Actor Jeb Adams is 51. imagined. vocal cords for years, but they were Olympic gold medal speedskater Cathy “I think if a foot- never serious enough to address. Turner is 50. Rock musician Tim “Herb” baller in their 40s was When a polyp developed, though, he Alexander is 47. Actor-comedian Orlando given their knees back began to have troubles with his voice. Jones is 44. Rock musician Mike Mushok like they were in their He had to push hard to reach the notes (Staind) is 43. Singer Kenny Lattimore is 42. he used to hit even just a few years ago Rapper Q-Tip (AKA Kamaal) is 42. Blues early 20s, that’s kind of URBAN how I feel right now,” and he began to lose his falsetto, a key singer Shemekia Copeland is 33. Actress Urban said. “It’s an extraordinary feel- ingredient in his best songs. Laura Bell Bundy is 31. Actress Chyler Leigh ing of freedom.” All that changed almost immediate- is 30. Actor Ryan Merriman is 29. Singer Thousands of fans will get to hear ly after the surgery and Urban has Mandy Moore is 28. Actor Haley Joel Osment the results for themselves when the been working with a vocal coach to is 24. Actor Alex Pettyfer is 22. Actress- Australian country music star takes the strengthen his voice. singer AJ Michalka is 21. The Associated Press

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SHOWTIME CINEMAS, Radcliff MOVIE PALACE, Elizabethtown 9:30 p.m. 7 and 9:30 p.m. 351-1519 769-1505 “Mirror Mirror” (PG) 1:30, “The Vow” (PG-13) 1:30, “American Reunion” (R) 2, “American Reunion” (R) 4, 6:30 and 9 p.m. 4, 6:30 and 9 p.m. 4:30 and 7 p.m. “The Hunger Games” (PG- 1:30, 4, 6:30 and 9 “21 Jump Street” (R) 2, “Wrath of the Titans” (PG- p.m. 13) 1:30, 2, 4:30, 13) 2, 4:30 and 7 p.m. 6:30, 7:30 and 9:30 4:30, 7 and 9:30 p.m. “Titanic” 3-D (PG-13) 2 “Mirror Mirror” (PG) 2, p.m. “Journey 2: The and 7 p.m. 4:30 and 7 p.m. “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax” Mysterious Island” (PG) “The Hunger Games” (PG- “Wrath of the Titans” (PG- (PG) 1:30, 4, 6:30 and 13) 2, 4:30 and 7 p.m. 13) 2 p.m. 9 p.m. 1:30, 4 and 6:30 p.m. “21 Jump Street” (R) 2, “Wrath of the Titans” 3-D “Project X” (R) 9 p.m. “John Carter” (PG-13) 2, 4:30 and 7 p.m. (PG-13) 4:30, 7 and “Act of Valor” (R) 2, 4:30, 4:30, 7 and 9:30 p.m.