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Studying Women Calendars

The joint (JW • WLCI Women's

Studies Option was added last

and Coordinators January, are in conflict optimistic about fall enrolment.

page 5 by Chuck Kirkham

A University administator may have attempted to

off Student Publications not to the pay publish In Brief Student Calendar this past summer.

his offer of Although denying any questions on Laurier's Vice President- money not to publish, A new regular feature has been Finance Peter Venton did ask Student Publications added to the Cord. Every week not to their calendar this Ven- felt publish year. on you can keep u with university that there was a duplication of service being news from around the nation. The school this has 8 performed. year published page their own calendar through the Athletic Complex.

The Athletic Department felt that they were

unfavourable last receiving coverage year on

and this calendar to Whales dying campus saw as a way promote themselves. They hired a professional ad agency to solicit ads and produced 2000 copies of the from This week's feature comes Athletic Review of 1982-1983. the Victoria, B.C. where whales StudentPublications Meanwhile, was busy on their in SeaWorldare a tough having own version of a student calendar. This is the 4ime surviving., calendar that the students put together and finance 11 page themselves Most of cost every year. the of the calendar is metby ads and the rest is payed forwith

students fees. This year over $2000 was solicited in

ads an additional $1000 to be financed Reggae at CJW leaving by the students.

Upon discovery of the competition through

Monday s free outdoor concert advertisers unwilling to advertise twice on the same

featured local bands Student Puclications reggae campus, started investigation

and 20th into Messenjah Century agreements on advertising rights on campus.

Rebels. All that was found was an agreement between the

page 13 University and the Student Union not to enterinto

the same money-making ventures. Following this

an agreement was discovered between the Union

and Student Pubs giving advertising riqhts to Hawks win again! Student Pubs. John Karr approached Venton for Student Pubs.

Venton informed Karr that for it was impossible the The Golden Hawks defeated the school to stop production of the calendar. Venton Waterloo Warriors 18-3 last then asked Karr to ask Student Pubs notto publsih Saturday. This marked their their calendar and the school would publish an

12th straight over the Photo by Karim Virani victory additional 2000 copies of their calendar. cross-town rivals. Because of Student Pubs the streets advertising contracts, Laurier Shiners hit last Saturday to raise money for CF research. This 17 page could not and told Karr so. Karr has taken to of Laurier students. For further details stop publication cop obviously a shining a couple

on the and its success see the story on 4. 4 day page continued on page

Soccer Hawks

New bill proposed

Laurier's soccer Hawks returned

from an unsuccessful McGill

tournament hoping for a Stephenson wants financial control winning season.

17 page would the of the that George Cook assume responsibilities by ensuring "they are not jeopardized by the board of and Queen's Park Bureau Chief university's governors president. accumulation of unmanageable deficits.'' The would then work with the supervisor Reaction the to proposed legislation has ranged Ontario TORONTO -- A bill to and to reduce the (CUP) prevent governing body president from reluctant acceptance to outright rejection. universities from running yearly deficits of more school's deficit. If these co-operative efforts fail, We don t especially want it, but we can live with than two centof their annual was the would have the to per revenue given however, supervisor power it, Alvin Lee, president of McMaster University in the second reading by a committee of provincial take full control of the institution's finances. Hamilton and chairperson of the Council of Ontario here last week. The states that the legislature proposed legislation Universities, told the committee. COU is a non- Described by opposition critics as a "massive university supervisor "may request the governing government body representing the province's affairs of intervention" by the government in the body and the chief executive officer of the university university administration. the if will do act that have the autonomous institutions, bill, passed, give to any they authority to do, and Despite COCl's cautious acceptance of the bill, of and universities do the act their behalf if fail to the Ontario ministry colleges may on they comply Lee went on to describe the provisions for the and to audit university books to with his request." sweeping powers of a appointment supervisor to run a financially it is control of finances if deemed said a would take a university's Stephenson university supervisor troubled university as "a pretty brutal mechanism.'' not interfere in the "purely academic, non-financial necessary. MDP Education critic Richard Allen (Hamilton of Ontario's minister matters'' of an institution. "The (of a Bette Stephenson, appointment West) said Bill 42 represents a "major intervention education, said the bill will give the government the supervisor) would be made only in order to prevent of the autonomy of universities." finances if the financial she said. authority to investigate a university's insolvency," Allen called the legislation an inadequate of than two cent told the committee on school runs a deficit more per per Stephenson standing response to the underfunded condition of Ontario's social development that she believes theanti-deficit year. post-secondary system of education. the institution is will universities from If, after such an investigation, legislation prevent responding The legislation is more than unnecessary," he be in serious financial the to financial restraint more than their found to difficulty, by spending said, 'it is Institutions quite unjust. are being told of the could then move to take control revenue allows. yearly must ministry they tighten their belts or else, and the or else a who She said the law will universities school's finances by appointing supervisor proposed help is Bill 42." 1983 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15,

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Razor news Edge WS\ of Waterloo welcomes you! WA Men's & Women's Hairstyling

141 Hi Men $7.00 Women $7.50 Library addition official WiL y Complete with Blow Dry Hours:

Tatham by Chuck Not contractor was on a expenditure. only was it the first embarking Mon. - closed Tues. & Wed. -8:30 - 5:45 available was on Every bigwig major expenditure, but the entire rousing description of masonry and hand for library Tuesday's weather-resistant - project was privately financed its qualities. Thurs. & Fri. 8:30 - 6:00 commemoration. This did not without government assistance of Sat. - 8:00 - 3:30 of that the proceedings would kind. Because a class at 2:30, I was ensure any Just another example of 28 but unable to and with the Ave. East be strangely enough Laurier's to stay mingle University interesting, ability raise money for a Between With the two unfinished enthusiastic crowd. I also had to Regina & Weber Waterloo they were. worthy cause. St., forego the table of goodies that had floors as a backdrop, university The university president, whose 886-2060 and alumni affairs been hauled outof the hall for development name I almost missed becauseof the dining the Millar chaired a bigwigs to nibble on while director Marjorie incessantly droning riveting admiring that Bth wonder of the panel of speakers who rose to the machines, Dr. John A. Weir, then

world, our library. This occasion by presenting enlightening spoke eloquently on various related ceremony of which 1 listened was most appropriate considering speeches, many topics. Considering that it looked as the immeasurable value that the to. if a monsoon was about to hit

H. chairman of the beloved library has toeach and John Moffat, Waterloo, the speakers kept their every

one of us. The additional WLCI Board of Governors, was the addresses short and somewhat space

provided by the new floors will first speaker; the emphasis of his sweet. Mayor Marjorie Carroll and give

us more to and read, let speech was the fact that theaddition Librarian Erich Schultz maintained space study the alone lounge and talk. to the library was WLXJ the expeditious tradition, and when

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of the administration and Development contributors signing their names to the back of the billboard

with the library addition notice. Approxamately 100 people attended the celebration dispite the

threatening weather. Cut Bricker Street bustling It Out! by Mark Hall

At least one of the campus' minor

inconveniences should be

eliminated within the next two weeks Welcome to Waterloo. You arc also as work crews complete the facelift of Bricker Street. welcome to our business in Uptown

The construction, a Local Initiatives Waterloo. the Project, includes replacement of Clip coupon below

of curbs and water lines, addition for 25% a discount on your next cut sidewalks, laying down a new road base, and repaying the road. & style. The total price tag for the project is

estimated at $1 70,000. The cost will

be shared by the City of Waterloo, Bricker Street residents, including

WL(J which ones one side of the Free K-W Map street, and the provincial

government through the Ministry of

Transportation and Communica-

tions. Just in Drop & pick one up Wes Robinson, Laurier's Director of

(One Person - 300 available) Physical Plant and Planning, has per only

estimated the university's share will

— come to about $22,000. j— T The sidewalks and curbs were I 25% off cut & at expected to be in by last Tuesday, style { said Lome Musselman, the city's Works Superintendent. He expects | Cut & Dried Hair the asphalt to be down next week, by Photo Carej by Karim Vtrani leaving only landscaping to be

Add Bricker Street to the list of late that are St. Waterloo completed. starting projects making jB2 King South, j Construction difficult back to school. started about two things that more to go Construction should weeks 885-2960 I ago and has caused some be completed within two weeks. [ inconvenience for students and Oct. 1983 make Expires 31, after their our way around the faculty who have had to visit the But even crews mop up constuction at the we'll still have to library. University's Bricker Street offices. operations there, news

Sommerville in charge

new coordinator. which has taken most of liquor Centre, up Marie's far from Sommerville brings to Lauriervast time, is complete at

this it experience in the entertainment field. time; is being kept open Laurier that She graduated from Dalhousie with specifically so it can develop the needs of Laurier a BA in Recreation and a minor in according to

students. As Sommerville "as Business. She then spent two years says, the at Dalhousie as Campus Activities year progresses numerous

Director which is quite parallel to her additions and services will be from 'ticket new at Laurier. we offered sales' to shines position Though ranging

often think of people possessing a a 'leave-for' drawer." She suggests

visit degree in Recreation working that you the Information Centre brought back more by Mark Hall than 1,000 elsewhere, Sommerville maintains to find out about the 'leave-for' dollars, and another, the Pussycats that her job is "in the recreation field drawer. Laurier's frosh were out in force came in with about 800. To the as it deals with students and their Having arrived at Laurier last last Saturday a shine the putting on winners went the of spoils - leisure time." Sommerville has been victory summer, very K-W area to raise for money the 10 of beer by Kevin Byers cases donated by Labatt's Sommerville has wasted no time with the student impressed Cystic Fibrosis Association of A number of other For all those who the in into the Laurier She went on to that fund-raising frequent settling organization. say Canada in this year's Shinerama. events held were as part of Turret, Wilfs, the Student Union environment. the "the honorarium a the or Already system provides About 350 first "Shiners" year Shinerama campaign Office, have Information Centre has arrived in the level of enthusiasm which is including or perhaps just seen an high to took the streets at the end of a line displays, money set at unfamiliar face, be Student often in student up the you may Union Building, located lacking Orientation Week to leave no shoe Fairview Park Mall in Kitchener, is. and wondering who the new face Well, Wilf organizations; as a result, you have a across from s. unshone and no window unwiped. jewellery shine in the Turret she is Marie WLGSG's Ihe Information the keen the on Sommerville, newly arrived people filling positions." And organizers are pleased with the Friday night. results. Due to this gallant effort the A Win-a-Date contest also added Twin City looks a little brighter. But, some to the effort. money Lee Kavey more importantly, the CF drew a night out with Janice Association will receive vital funds for Johnson, and WLXJ Student's Onion research in projects its fight against President Tom Reaume will escort this fatal potentially hereditary winner Helen Elyea for an evening, disease. both courtesy of McGuiness We thought it went very well," Landing. says Janice Johnson, who The Labatt sand McGuiness

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roving hordes of first year students country forms a sizeable chunk of armed with tins of bootblack, old the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation's and Windex. rags, Following the tips budget. ■ Shinerama is the in last 658-Slll published week's Cord, they foundation's only national fund- headed out in of search the hapless raising event, and the contributions victims of lackluster footwear and make about 18 cent of its up per bug-splattered windshields. annual income. Saturday's effort will the One group, Seahawks, be well-received. i 1

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OR MORE PIZZA returned later to inform the editor of Venton. "Once I realized that it was j ' a MUfS?, the Calendar, Jackie Kaiser, that impossible for them to stop Venton I did it. I felt was interested in covering publication not suggest EAT IN OR TAKE OUT ONLY the deficit of the student calendar if that if they stopped publication then ONE COUPON PER PIZZA the they did not publish. they could save themselves 2000 I COUPON EXPIRES "Venton could not understand deficit. By publishing _ the additional Athletic Calendars we 2 658-5111 why students would want to OCT. 1983 j the j produce a calendar if it would lose could meet the needs of

The he students." money. money offered would J leave themwithout The school is $1000 a deficit if they did guaranteed

OPEN: the on their calendar Shey 11:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M. MON. to THURS. not publish, Athletic Calendar by A.M. FRI. will make Publications, the to whom to 3:00 & SAT. to 12 midnight SUN. $1,000," said Karr. company the ad collection contracted. "My understanding is thatVenton was a could not Venton realizes that there is understand why we would of Parkdale Plaza want to problem with the duplication 1144 Courtland Ave. E. 115 Christopher Drive provide a service to the Albert & Hazel St. students that services and stressed that the school at Brierdale Plaza was not profitable. My their 96 is that the will soon be centralizing Highland Road N. CAMBRIDGE (Gait) impression money was a

315 Lincoln Road form of compensation for the work advertising and fund-raising ventures 223 Plaza Louisa St. that had Institutional Affairs. Glenridge we already put into the in the Office of school calendar," explained Calendar and He also made it clear that the 421 Greenbrook Drive 368 Queen St. W. York Rd. & Victoria Rd. leaders Cord Editor Jackie Kaiser. will be in contact with student Forest Hill Plaza CAMBRIDGE (Hespler) GUELPH thatanother such incdent will not Venton meanwhile denies ever so

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Your news university BOOKSTORE

it is service Located in the Concourse at the heart of the university, an auxiliary Studies to Women's is and students. The Bookstore required of the university for faculty, staff, at close to reasonable costs out of revenues and is to operate pay all budgeted to the general operation of all ancillary last Laurier offers break even. Any surplus goes At Option services. It is a enterprises for improvements in facilities and run by qualified Additional part-time staff of eight full-time and four regular part-time persons. from time to time. by Jackie Kaiser staff, including students, are required Option are required to complete eight one- TheWomen's Studies offered the Dr. Option jointly term courses as outlined by program. of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier HOURS by University Hall noted that many of the approved courses is increased student University enjoying are designed to allow students to focus on - - Thurs 8:45 am 5 pm Mon Since its introduction last interest this year. women without necessarily requiring them to 8:45 am - 4:30 Fri enrolment in pm January, preregistration do so. 5 -7 Tues & Wed Jan. has pm pm during Sept., Oct., Women's Studies 200 tripled. Most of the courses offered under the Option Additional hours as and posted The goal of the WLG—GW Women's Studies were initiated in other departments, most of before actual Option is, according to GW Coordinator these courses existed long the

Hannah Foumier, "to bring to the attention of Option was developed. A few new courses been created academic students and faculty of both universities the have by various PRICING amount and importance of scholarship that is departments as people have become of lack of related to women." Foumier also stressed that increasingly aware the long-standing

adequate research in areas of is many research women a - concerning major - Books text or general priced at publisher's suggested list. scholarship. scholarly focus that merits the When imported from the USA we show list plus cost of the exchange, eg. acknowledgement of theacademic world. Dr. $11.55 plus $2.20 ex. We do not raise the prices of old stock to the price of new Anne Hall, WLG Women's Studies stock. Supplies and other merchandise are priced competitively at reasonable Coordinator, noted that "we wouldn't need mark-ups. courses in Sociology of Women if a lot of the

study and data didn't exclude women."

The idea of a Women's Studies Option was

developed when Dr. Foumier was working on USED BOOKS the possibility of introducing such a program end of Buybacks are announced and held at the beginning and/or terms. at GW. As she looked at the courses offered at to lists are posted and should be checked. A wholesaler is brought in (JW that seemed related to women, she Buyback

books no on course the September buyback. realized that therewere a numberof courses at buy back longer during

WLG that would greatly enhance CIWs

offerings. The weaknesses of one university worked out to be the strengths of theother. at 40%, Clothbound books are bought back at 50%, resold at 75%; paperbacks

Foumier spoke extensively about the idea resold at 66%. Books must be in good re-saleable condition. Also some used WLG and GW with WLG History professor Arlene Guinsberg. Women's Studies at is a truly books are bought from wholesalers for resale in the bookstore. When foundthat "shared with they they a common interdisciplinary course of study, several Women's perspective on what (they) thought instructors from a variety of disciplines sharing decided Studies could become," they to the lectures in a given course. Topics covered their present a proposal to universities. in Introductory Women's Studies include: REFUNDS

Sex went to the WLG Senate Biological Differences; Women, Health, The proposal Refunds may be given on text books in mint condition, when receipt is shown, and Illness; Contemporary Feminism; Mass the summer of 1982, and by January of during to up three weeks from beginning of term, or, in the case of summer session, be introduced. Media and Advertising; Women and Politics; 1983 the Option was ready to one week. No refunds on general books. Defective merchandise will be last the Women and Religion; Women and Creativity; During the winter term year, Women and Film; and Women and Sport. replaced. introductory Women's Studies courses- Invited lecturers from WLG include Paul Women's Studies 200-was taught at WLG. Tiessen and Juanne Clarke This September marks the first offering of (English), (Sociology). Women's Studies 200 is being s Studies 3QO: offered this at the SALES/PROMOTIONS In addition tothese two one-term Women's term on Thursday evenings

students in the of Waterloo. - the Movember Studies courses, enrolled University annual week-long 20% off sale on non-text books in

- sale with spring prior to inventory reductions up to 50% or more.

- other miscellaneous sales and discounts advertised in The Cord Weekly

throughout the year. We can name a few!

- the annual Meet-the-Author Series sponsored by the Bookstore.

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Self-serve basis, all books arranged by subject and shelved alphabetically by

author. General books either in shelf are separate categories, eg. fiction; or on inserts above the appropriate texts.

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Please feel free to discuss your concerns, questions or suggestions with the

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This the in sign as been on display for most of summer Uptown

Waterloo. It wins the first annual Tacky Sign of the Year Award. First prize consists of a large: brick through the window- They have been K, ™9[ warned! tell what is for sale can't Just judging by the logo you can you. It's so obvious. They sell bowling trophies! Wish we were joking. T983 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15,

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Thursday, September 15, 1983 Volume 24, A time Number 2

for Jackie Kaiser hope... Editor

Chuck Kirkham News The world has a different feeling to it these days- Editor

ill The Korean Air Lines it is shaken, cynical, at ease. President Ronald has Karen "massacre", as US Reagan Thorpe Entertainment appropriately termed the Soviet downing of KAL Editor

Flight 007, has shocked and enraged the nations of the world. Theresa Kelly

The political leaders of North America and Western Sports Editor

have used about suitable Europe just every adjective official in the English language to express their Ruth Demeter

to the Soviet act —a few officals have responses even Copy Editor employed expletives to indicate their disapproval. Not Michaela Reicht much is left to commentabout the KAL incident Production Manager except to re-emphasize that it was an utterly

incomprehensible and completely unforgivable act. Adriaan Demmers Clearly, the world is outraged at this enormous waste Basil Healey of human life. Production Assistants Let's face it. We'll never know the truth behind this

infamous event—that's for certain. The vast number Karim Virani of conflicting reports and testimonies and the Photo Manager incredible variety of "educated guesses" about what

really occurred makes it utterly impossible to make Rod McNaughton of the event sense Photo Technician the incident murder Some say was premeditated

the of the Soviets. Others are sure that the on part Paul Gomme United States planned to have the plane fly off Graphic Arts Technician full well the action the Soviets would course, knowing | USSR take, simply to make the look bad in the eyes Amanda Bramall the world. of Circulation & Filing Manager Who knows? the Maybe pilot was on drugs.

Mr. Reagan must be happier than a pig in a pile Miles Chesher he the these days. Certainly is genuinely grieved at Advertising Manager loss of innocent life and concerned about the international implications and repercussions. But Bev Biglow the doesn't look suddenly guy quite so silly. Many Head Typesetter otherwise intelligent individuals have seemingly been side after this won over to Reagan's extraordinary Francine Clohosey show that the Russians the of proof are actually Wendy Chapelle "savage beasts" Reagan always claimed they were. Typesetters

Some people were probably even relieved at the

incident. All of a sudden there is widespread and

.. • i ••. :< 1...-•j-Xi.fTli.ifi vocal support for MX Missile deployment. Displays of ■,

' violence and anti-Soviet sentiment beyond compare The Cord Weekly is published have rapidly displaced the atmosphere of hopefulness weekly during the fall and winter that the worldwide disarmament campaign had We've Changed! Our Shoes academic terms. Editorial worked hard achieve. will Try so to Now Washington opinions are independent of the

have no trouble convincing Americans to support University, WLCISCI, and Student Hey everybody, doesn't The Cord On For Size increased defence spending. Publications. The Cord is a look great this year? We know thatall The for than before. time is now, more ever member of the Canadian peace of all the you are just going crazy over It obvious the is poignantly to friends and families of University Press news new stuff in The Cord. What new the 269 victims that were on Flight 007, and it cooperative. Eight-month, 24- stuff? Well, we'll tell you. in [he lord Ltd lv The Lord 10/' should be clear to the rest of us as well. Life a WeeMy ife !.'eeMy TU issue subscription rates are You couldn't have missed the new Cord Ho '" Hie Hoc My lord l.'eeMv V- l-'teMy The world in which nations odds — Lord 1-Tr\ are continually at in Tite lord Weekly The WecM" The $12.00 for addresses within masthead (could and surely ' you?), V.r/ZJtf '■ The lord Ueeklv The Cord \ Weel lv Ti c which which ) no trust can in blame, * Canada and $15.00 for the exist, suspicion, The Cord Wee The (ord /~5SsR!® JwppMv The the easy-to-read type stepped out My The Cord WeeMy lhr 1 < )rd , he — i«T^\ and is no life at all. CJnited States and uncertainty prevail really The Tl.p Europe. Cord WeeMy l and slapped you right in your literate ; - i v Ttt for The Cord WeeMy Now, more than ever before, is a ti. e hope. face. All this is because we want to .jf When the dream of world peace is abandonedand give our readers the best newspaper the to effect then life itself loses Letters to the Editor should be courage change lost, Tte . 1 we can. its value. We mustn't resign ourselves to live in a typed and handed in to the However, our paper hasn't just world of distrust and unrest, but rather reapply Cord Editor to Monday in the that prior changed way it looks; even ourselves to the of with the goal peace newfound noon. All letters must bear the content is different this year! intensity. author's full name and We're to have more "' going features, The Cord WerMv The lord w-rHv j\ /;wpl I'. Tlr- The Tip ord number. Cord The f"ord ci I■. / Tut telephone WeeMy i : i •• Jackie Kaiser more pictures, and more articles \ reserves the to refuse i r'rd T • ' ' '' right any The Cord WerM Tr.p K v that'll have you sprinting for your v ,'pp> P( <■' ' The ford Weekly Thn ford Wr pi 1 - (he submission which it considers copy of The Cord every Thursday racist, sexist, or libellous in morning. nature. All letters are subject to still WLUSU Strangely enough, we need responds editing for length. The Cord more writers. If you've wanted to welcomes all comments, have for your name in print reasons criticisms and from Dear Editor: other than the suggestions a felony, get up to The CORD.. its readers. It is to find The Cord Cord office reassuring maintaining its high and get your pen weekly— standards this watchful the year by keeping a eye on scribbling. Even some of your old

Some like WLGSCJ Board of Director (re: 'WLGSG Fiscally Fit,' and could spiced people to sit around and complain about the way essays reports get National Advertising for The things are. Other people like to do something about it. In his ambitious Mews SepL 9). reporting, however, and used as features; wouldn't it up Cord is provided by Campus Editor Chuck Kirkham failed to mention why the Board be to have of great some your Plus, 124 Merton Street, 3rd have seemed somewhat apathetic. cherished schoolwork printed for all may Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4S Granted, Campus Clubs fill the needs of and create to see?!? 2Z2. For local advertising, call forums for students. a lot of Laurier Therefore club Watch for free classified any ads next 884-2990 884- The Cord- One Size Fits All. (519) or (519) issues before the Board be treated in week! If coming should a you're in the concourse at 2991.

sincere and deferent manner. the right time, you'll be able to get an

However, one point should be made clear. The totalof ad free. absolutely The Cord offices are located on $3000 plus requested by all of the Campus Clubs is only the 2nd floor of the Student a tiny portion of WLCISCJ's annual operating budget. As Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier much will be on the Information money spent new University. Booth and the surrounding area by time it is fully arid completed. More will be spent on furniture Typeset by Student for the T.V. the equipment Lounge and Turret as well as Publications, W.LU., and printed throughout the WLUSCI building. at Fairway Press, Kitchener. Why should the Board take two days to analyse every requested by Laurier's worthwhile clubs? The penny Copyright 1983 by Student is not but well The Board of money squandered spent. Publications, Wilfrid Laurier Directors realize this, and perhaps Mr. Kirkham should University, Waterloo, Ontario, as well. this N2L 3C5. No part of Dave Docherty be publication may reprinted Vice President editor. without permission of the Wilfrid Laurier Student Union THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983 7

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Chuck's Ground 'New' Bourassa, old ideas If I really wantedto be cliche, 1 could just blame it all on Tuffy. But this other time I don'tthink that I would have a right. Damn... maybe some

supporters in specific ridings in order to prevent time. by Mike Strathdee Bourassa from sweeping the delegate selection. You se, the problem is that Tuffy was none too pleased with the

Jobs! For one and a half million Canadians, theword last September 18th is the final date for delegate selection, coverage that he or the Athletic Department received on campus elusive the of an dream, hope finding and it that Johnson Paradis So he thathe would throw a little P.R. captures appears efforts have been year. thought together publication For two Quebec the word is an employment. politicians, too little, too late. this year. Fair enough.

to be used as a tool in it Before he went ahead with it he went to the administration to empty promise gaining power. Six months ago, was widely assumed that the federal even

shut down entire Liberals to his Review of Athletics. cleared himself Brian Mulroney, the man who once an would actively support any candidate who get permission run Tuffy by town in Quebec as president of the Iron Ore company, appeared to have a chance of stopping Bourassa. No doing this and cannot be blamed for any of the ensuing controversy. offered knows that memories are short enough that Canadians such saviour appeared, and the resultant silence has That controversy being over the alleged "bribe" by Vice will succumb to his "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs" rhetoric and elect been deafening. Most significantly, Jean Chretien President Ventonto Student Publications notto publish their calendar.

is him Prime Minister of Canada sometime next year. offered an olive branch to Bourassa. Thefederal Liberals Now this something that I could not have screwed up in the

Another who is have liked I there whenthe discussed. It con man quite successfully singing never Bourassa, and are now coming to the translation; was money was was brought is Robert be reborn realization that John the business the the same tune Bourassa, soon to painful they will have to live with him. to WLCJSP attention by Karr, manager for

leader of the Quebec Liberal Party. (Bourassa was What remains to be seen is whether the man who Student Union. (For exact details of the case, see page one.)

of Quebec between 1970and 1976). He lost his Trudeau referred Venton has denied Karr must be helluva mind- premier once contemptuously to as "hot dog offering money. one the seat to a Pequiste poet during Levesque to eater" bears ill will federal Venton admitted that he to sweep now any towards the Liberals. reader then. thought of offering money he assured of at the Seven years later, is victory bet offset the costs WLCJSP would suffer not the calendar, power. My is yes. by publishing All October 14-15leadership convention in QuebecCity. Bourassa sounds alot like Mulroney, and it would not but decided not to mention it to Karr. Holy Houdini Batman! Karr

doubt is how his will that remains in exactly large victory be surprising to see a Mulroney—Bourassa under the should take this mind-reading ability on the road. He could make a

be and how it will take the to clean the table for the sole of the long janitors agreement purpose sending fortune. from the convention floor debris on Federal Grits to oblivion — them Besides the bribe there other mattersof thathave Sunday evening. and keeping there for are grave concern

a Quebec banker who served as a while. With in Quebec consideration. The this Raymond Gameau, Tory support currently at40%, a to be taken into most important is the

finance minister in the Bourassa government, was once decision by Bourassa to keep his workers on the administration's contact with the student body. To be exact, the lack of

touted rival Bourassa in the race to sidelines the Here of As of as a potential to during next federal election could severely contact. are a couple examples. Tuesday morning Last Gameau indicated for succeed Claude Ryan. week damage Fortress Quebec the federal Liberals, with Venton was not aware that the Cord had already been out for three he will albeit Gameau disastrous Venton that the that support Bourassa, inactively. consequences. days. was not aware students produce a wall calendar;

solid first ballot win for Bourassa. In recent under the that also predicted a Bourassa's speeches have proven that he he was impression they "sometimes" produce a 23 of the 46 member Liberal harbours least addition to Gameau, at some grudges. He smugly notes that calendar thathe understood to be a desk calendar. So much for being Bourassa's return from exile. "the who defeat caucus support anglos helped me in 1976 were proven on top of things. several Bourassa's candidacy has caused problems wrong by the passage of Bill 101." Other of have to be and who the of points concern advertising can use for former leaderClaude Ryan. Ryan is a man honesty And what about Bill 101? How will Bourassa change school's name to collect advertising. Dr. Weir is also apparently and principle, principles which are almost directly the language charter? Bourassa has already indicated worried. He has set committee to look into and which that he up a new fund-raising opposed to the flimflam sleaze is Bourassa's style. plans no wholesales changes to the bill, seeking advertising on This is a good idea. Deals or agreements have of a "avoid a campus. Ryan could be described as the conscience party to bitter debate on the language bill." If he to be struck between the school and the students. Steps have to be which doesn't want to hear about remains true to his he will also avoid anything except word, giving any taken to rectify a confusing situation. The Bourassa is as the — or an election issue — to the Bourassa very power. new, improved (?) seen rope P.Q. Just a to the committee. nothave the President of Student vehicle towards that end. little to the status He wants point Why best plans very change quo. to Pubs this committee? WLUS(J President Tom Reaume is on the is 'eliminate mindless on A recent Le Devoir article indicates that Ryan applications of the law" (a vague he to ask that Rita Pekrul be which which should committee and is giong in on some actively supporting Daniel Johnson, support is promise allowhim to play both sides of the not all outand that she made member? meetings. Why go see is a She likely the kiss of death for Johnson's weak campaign. street at once), and to allow bilingual commercial and and her Board the that will have to OK and are ones any agreements. Ryan's indiscretion puts him in double trouble, business signs. Bourassa Bourassa claims Well, enough with the suggestions. Back to being critical. Take a makes it likely thathe will have little future in a that the economy will be his number marshal! find look at the Athletic Calendar, will you? From Tuffy's point of view I led Liberal party or government. If Ryan cannot one priority. He may several difficult roadblocks in his the of it has to be considered a success. All the teamsand coaches are a sizable number of delegates for Daniel Johnson, way his job creation dreams when he becomes guess presented and it is good PR for the Varsity teams. It might havebeen a of influence in the party could lead to public premier. This fall the P.Q government's Law 17, anti- On other hand, if good idea if each team were put on a month of their own— this would s humiliation for the former leader. the scab labour legislation, which is unique in North have tham viewed given even more Ryan is somewhat successful, he may be by America, may lead to anotherexodus of businesses and exposure. within and of Quebec. From the school's or advertiser's point of view I might not be so Bourassa as a potential threat caucus, capital out

ecstatic. The school's name is on this that makes it an result. As Quebec "il n' Bourassa's own ideas publication; ostracized as a one analyst put it, on creating employment in the official WLCJ When ads solicited the de la belle-mere chez les beaux neither fresh His piece of propoganda. were y a pas place pour province are nor refreshing. major the thus far has been 53 documentwhich school's name was used. If I were an advertiser I would be off at mariees," which translates "there is no room for statement a page pissed

the school. Did se where they threw the ads? There are ninemillion mother-in-law at the newlywed's home." trumpets the value of new Hydro developments — all for you

of the stuck at the back of the beast. Egad— what a mess. 1 The desperation of the other candidates, MLA Pierre cheap exports to the U.S.. things

wonder how much those had to to their names Paradis and Daniel Johnson, to avoid a complete Regressive ideas from a recycled politican — and poor guys pay get mentioned. Whatever much. it was, it was too, too slaughter is shown by their efforts to team up and pool they're all falling for it.

in it? read this All all a pretty boring Ground, isn't I bet you didn't even

"Who cares?" the far. Even if you did, you've got tobe saying HOpefully worked with the What's Chuck? administration cares enough to get something out members of the up students. Even better, let's hope that some administration will tune into the students and be more aware ofwhat is

by Chuck Tatham here. I that this is read earlier than going on only hope paper Tuesday

got to wear knee socks Well I feel Am I insulted if a female writer demeans men in todayf you thought. of next week.

like a sock on head when 1 cut general? No. Quite simply I am motivated to refute wearing my myself but shaving, no, I grin and bear it, and to school whatever drivel the woman in question comes up go Chuck Kirkham like Frankenstein to the school with. Accuse me of chauvinism, but I feel some sort looking going high

of battle the tirade prom. an obligation to of Judith

I've often wondered women stalls in — why Findlayson (Globe and Mail Fanfare) anti-male get separate public washrooms, but men have to propoganda which has strangely become more chic congregate together and do their duty into communal troughs. 1 than Stray Cat haircuts. The Cord Weekly is now and I shouldn't don't mind relieving myself like a heifer on the lone (Jh oh. I'm a big strong man, prairie, and because of anatomical design the urinal condescend to the innocent, defenceless women of the applications for the if makes for our sex. accepting world. 'Innocent, defenceless' my arse, you'll pardon great sense appendaged stand and Nevertheless, 1 don't all the walls aren't removed my French. Why don't women up proclaim see why from the female washrooms. could following positions: the virtues of their genetic assignment rather than flail They put all the

I'm toilets in a circle, and would no have away at the idiosyncracies of their opposites? going big women longer under to tell about the of and I'd like to carry on conversations stall walls. you qualities men,

to the Also, why do women have to to the washroom in someone around this school to submit something go CUP- Features Cord the of females. packs of two and three?Men don't escort each other to extolling merits 1 don'twantany of the unless in San Francisco. Do 18th Letter to the lavatory they're you that "Chuck, you live in the century" women give each other encouragement, is that it? I can Editor type stuff, either. Stop complaining and be see when one finishes Editor applauding woman positive. just you two Not unlike the quickly so woman can begin. Chivalry is not dead, itjust has a hernia. I know to the 1 Unfortunately, why you women go one got when I helped my weakling female neighbour water closet in tandem. First, feel like an idiot hoist a dresser that felt as if it had Jimmy Hoffa in the you

walking across a dancefloor or bar by yourself, because bottom drawer. This woman looked perfectly capable of Production Assistant all kinds of character you imagine assassination going doing thejob herself, but I was there, adjusting my truss, on as walk by. "Look at that broad over there Fred. and she felt compelled to conscript me into an you Can believe it? She has to to the can!" Horror of Please feel free unavoidable duty of gender. Protocol dictated that I you go to come up to the Cord horrors! Second, most of the time don'teven relieve submit to her I have been in the for you request. may wrong office to find out what the You stand in front of the mirror positions initiated the Lou yourself. checking your helping her, but she was the one that hair, and all kinds of nastiness that would feel Ferrigno exhibition. saying you involve. uncomfortable the table. have And out saying at "Geez, you what about jock itch? Any of you women Pete's smelled pits tonight? My eyes are watering!" and there know whatif feels like tobe sitting in an Economics If contact Rita "Scott's are are you're interested, please lecture pants so tight I could scream!" classic in wool pants when all of a sudden, out of the mirror-front Call comments. me paranoid, but I see all. Pekrul before proverbial blue, arises an itch that would make Helen (WLUSP President)

1 look forward to a little constructive Keller for all about aches Anyway, rebuttal, yell assistance? I know your 30th. efforts will not Friday September and women. Your go without reward, but I pains, and I don't belittle them. However, we go that could assure things get ugly. No will we — doesn't warrant you longer through a lot of anguish too but that feminine decrees from * * fourteen men passively accept on high. The Cord Weekly 2nd Floor, SUB 884-2990 Cathy Rigby commercials during The Young have to lose but chains! and the We nothing our Now, if you'll Restless', if you know what I mean. excuse me, I have a small itch that I must attend to. Have cut women? 'Oh, I've you ever your leg shaving, 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983

in brief WLUSU

ACTIVITIES Cops step up spy tactics

-- VANCOUVER (CGP) When it comes to testified in court thathe had personally placed eavesdropping, the days of shady-looking 400 wiretaps in the last four years in this operatives creeping stealthily around a house province. He added the wiretapping process is in the walls planting "bugs" and phone are becoming more efficient and 16th streamlined. FRIDAY SEPT quickly disappearing. Stewart described a typical wiretappinQ y Surveillance are 'so techniques becoming process:

sophisticated a police wiretap can be placed After Featuring: obtaining authorization from a on someone's telephone simply by punching Supreme orCounty Court judge (required only the number into a VDT unit several in phone cases where evidence is needed for miles away. prosecution) the police phone one of two These points were made at a recent technicians in the security division of B.C. Tel Vancouver where Don workshop Stewart, They in turn connect wires from the target head of the Civil Liberties Action Security phone to the "intercept room" in a police Project, called B.C. "the wire-tapping capital of facility. Canada." Police tape recorders are activated when the Steard called surveillance a "complete and phone is lifted off target its receiver and the absolute intrusion into our lives." call, time, and date are automatically recorded Citing lawyers, journalists, B.C. Tel Stewart said an informed source from B.C and civil servants employees, as sources, Tel told him there are 3,700 phone Steward said the RCMP, the Co-ordinated Law including pay phones, in the Lower Mainland Enforcement Agency, and B.C Tel frequently under continuous wiretap. An experienced work together to place of wiretapping phones. lawyer also told him that "was figure not out of Stewart B.C. said a Tel employee recently line."

■TffiE £ 1» Hi Summer job search futile

money into -- higher profile TORONTO (CUP) The summer job search wage subsidy

ended in utter futility for 83,000 Ontario programs targeting "youth," but not' necessarily students. students this year. post-secondary Gerard students without But the last thing they'll get from theMinistry says, summerjobs "probably didn't look hard of Colleges and Universities is sympathy -• or enough." In bleeds for said an interview with the University of Toronto money. "My heart them," student The Warren Gerard, the ministry's communica- newspaper, Varsity, Gerard dismissed tions advisor. originally the unemployment

statistics, he "wouldn't trust of The Conservative government aide says saying any that

bullshit that came of students can't atthe out (the Canadian "just go on feeding public Federation of offices." trough." Students) that the statements to echo Upon learning numbers His appear Tory policy. were five generated by Statistics Canada, he admitted During the past years, the Ontario

they were probably correct. But he was government has cut 7,204 jobs from their quick to add that students direct the had to toughen job creation programs, funnelling up.

PQ promises change FRIDAY NIGHT WLUSU AND

MONTREAL (CUP) ~ The Parti least $3 million each. Quebecois j CRAVEN A CONCERT Laurin said the TOURS government will attempt to correct an declining numbers iru

over-crowded education system their recent primary and secondary schools and in the 18'

cuts to to 24 PRESENTS: budget helped create, according to the age bracket, led post-secondaiy

Quebec Education Minister. institutions to expect decreased enrolment. Camille Laurin told Quebecmedia last week The recession changed that, with an increase he "will from take emergency solutions," including Bto 15 per cent in application in those

more grants to institutions, additional class universities.

Laurin TURRET sections, and money to rent off-campus is happy that more students are classroom space. recognizing the importance of education. He SEPT 16th As classes the ommitted that it is easier live off a student _ begin across Quebec, to

minister has indicate how much loan than $147 yet to help a a month welfare cheque. •

will It remains to be they give. The government plans future seen whether the Quebec loans changes adapting university structures and and bursaries fund can handlethe influx.

facilities to "student's is in needs." "This a priority With a change the loan application deadline for from Quebec society," Laurin said. September 1 to June 30 this year,

Budgets have been trimmed over tne Tickets A past comparisons on the total requests this year few with years, Montreal universities last over year can not be made right now. The Concordia, G. de and D °° r McGill, Montreal, Financial aid officers that can only say they Gniversite de Quebec a Montreal, chopping at are "busy as usual."

CFS changes demanded

HALIFAX (CUP) -- Student leaders in this Some say the organiztion is too bureaucratic,

province are frustrated with their national undemocratic, and unresponsive to change

student organization. from the membership. Others claim the

is dominated unelected staff For the last two organization by 1 years, they have tried to members. Almost all thatCFS-Services make the Canadian Federation of Students agree

are inadequate. l^^^ (CFS) more responsive to their needs. But according to Peter executive officer Last Kavanagh, year SGMS members voted to call on of the Students' Union of Nova Scotia (SGNS), from CFS-Services to change its priorities

they sense no one is listening. non-essential services to services oriented

"Participation in CFS depends on how health toward student need, such as a national schools interact," says Kavanagh. "If Nova insurance scheme. This call has been

Scotia's schools can't interact, then there repeated with little tangible effect they say. won't be Nova Scotia a presence in CFS." Atul Sharma, SGNS chair, says that the "There's a sense of mistrust between Nova future of CFS in Nova Scotia will be decidedat CFS Scotia and the National Office," says Dalhousie University. If Dalhousie pulls out of chair Graham Dowdell. "We've got an CFS, the three remaining CFS members in the here.' incredible amount of work to do down will he ; province follow, says. Dowell later plans on visiting the province

Complaints about CFS are common here. this month. VISIT OUR NEW Turning the testing tables

not INFORMATION CENTRE The McGraw-Hill test-makers did (RNR/CGF) -- The folks at McGraw-Hill or that "chill to be cool, to pill" means Publishing may be able parse a sentence, recognize cleats. don't know from that "turf means shoes with but they a "chill pill" a pork same While they not speak the chop. may GROUND FLOOR SUB 10 AM - 10 PM both sides said they were pleased When students at a North Carolina high language, with the results. McGraw-Hill executive John school got frustrated by the company's and vowed Stewart praised the students' test, *pub tickets info standardized achievement tests, they decided 'general stree he that the correct the tables with their would never forget to turn own, multiple- Grants tomb, *bus tickets "lost & found to "Who's buried in choice quiz on street talk, called the "In Your response

is "Your Momma." Face Test of Mo Certain Skills." THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983 9

Question of the news Week Run for Terry

would like fulfill What fantasies you to at Laurier? by Jackie Kaiser promotion efforts had to be

in upgraded this year order to

The third annual Terry Fox Run is maintian local support. Well over 1100 scheduled to take place at over 500 residents in the K-W Photo by Paul Gomme participated Canada Fox Run sites across Sunday, Terry last year, and a similar September 18. Almost 300,000 number of participants is expected

Canadians are expected to participate on Sunday.

in this large scale fund-raising event Funds raised by the Terry Fox

for the Canadian Cancer Society. Runs are made available to

will researchers the Participants walk, run, job, swim ! in form of grants to

and even rollerskatethe 10 kilometer the Marathon of Hope Research

routes. Programs. When allocating funds, Dori Trpin is Established in honour of emphasis placed on innovation 3rd year Business Canadian Terry Fox's incredible and excellence on the part of the

have a to fulfill, not a research team. is I goal show of courage and hope, the Terry It hoped that by of increased collaboration fantasy. Fox Run was the brainstorm Tour among

Seasons Hotel Chairman and researchers a cure for cancer will

President lsdore Sharpe . When Fox soon be discovered.

was forced to discontinue his cross-

Canada Marathon of Hope in of September of 1980 because his MIKADO spreading cancer, Sharpe vowed to FOOdS

continue what Fox began. In a

telegram to Fox, Sharpe told the Fresh Ocean Fish Fresh Fish'n Chips ailing Canadian that the Marathon

of would be carried on "until Hope Japanese Grocery your dream to find a cure for

is realized." Fish n' Sushi Neil Ostrom cancer Chips To Ed date, $5.7 million has been 4th year Geography/Phys with I raised by the Terry Fox Run, which is Tempra Shrimp Rice & Tempra Saucc would like to get my degree in J sponsored along with Four Seasons computing, and to see Tuffy Hotels the Canadian Cancer Knight in full equipment. by the Canadian Track and Society, Mon - - Thurs 11:00 a.m. 11:00 p.m. Field Association, and Fitness and - Fri Sat 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m. Amateur Sport Canada. Organizers 11:30 - Sunday a.m. 10:00 p.m. are determined to continue the

annual event until cancer is beaten.

The Ontario Terry Fox Runs are 31 University Ave. East

expected to draw over 100,000 Waterloo 886-0671 participants, according to Provincial

coordinator Coreen Villemere. It is St. N. hoped that Ontario will be able to King

raise $1.5 million. ■ Janice Desßoches In Kitchener-Waterloo, the 10

2nd kilometer run is being held at university Ave. w. year Economics/Geography Reglna

Chicopee from 10:00 a.m. until 3:00 meet blond To some gorgeous that p.m. so participants can travel about six feet tall, and to become

the course at their own speed. Local Laurier's best downhill skier. r———————————————————— run organizer Sherry O'Rourke

ColumbiaStreet West I hopes that the city will able to 156 Waterloo. Ontario N2L 3L3 ) improve on last year's total of ■ Phone (519) 885-5870 $14,000. She indicated that the j (Columbia at Phillip) community's response to the Terry | j Fox campaign has continued to be

■ in the since Fox's strong years Resumes required? Marathon of Hope was cut short, | infopro j although she notedthe publicity and

The Wed P'ocessmg P'o'esvon*

* Our work is read around the world I Joanna Taylor *Resumes, Covering letters, Mailing lists Ist year business

To become an honorary member

of B-3 Little House.

Matthew Diamond

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To do well and to have a good

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honestly without getting into trouble.

Lorin Shalanko

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Passing, having a good time,

meeting good friends who can help me to pass, and helping |l| | other people. 10 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983

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ances; even the Queen was captured, the Mortons report, impressed by Skana's tricks whales don't live too long. during her recent trip to the While penned Orcas normally Vancouver aquarium. survive for 14 years, males in The of whales is the wild live up to 48 years and capture controlled humans for Captivity killing females reach 80 to 100 years by human benefits. Does the of age. creation of 27 full-time The arguments for and jobs and full-scale educational against whale captivity are not a whales black and white. The desire to program warrant the death of capture whales does three killer whales? Tables in

demonstrate our admiration for Aquatic Mammals indicate that

these mammals' intelligence of the 52 whales captured in by Wendy Cumming and communication. Thou- B.C. and Washington waters The Peak sands of people "ooh" and between 1961 and 1975, only 17 Fraser Simon University "aah" whales' are still alive. image remains: one of a over perform-

mammal who can cover over a

hundred miles a day in the You can teach a killer whale tricks, but can you wild, trapped in a bathtub. keep it healthy and happy? Orca whales continue to According to Graeme Ellis, die in captivity while Greenpeace lobbies hard against Haida's first trainer, two years whales for tourism. capturing is the limit for an Orca's sanity

in captivity. Afterward they Seatand facility in the past 14 After months of searching, become bored, lethargic, years. Sealand of the Pacific's efforts neurotic and dangerous. Following the death, the had met with success. Despite federal that government revoked Greenpeace argues the attempts of the Greenpeace Sealand's licence, and the Sealand's facilities, located in Foundation, Sealand had at last operation closed its doors. the middle of Oak secured three Orca whales for Bay, pose Patrick Moore, director of physical and psychological their Victoria facility. Greenpeace, demanded a hazards for the whales. Moore While Greenpeace watchers judicial inquiry into Sealand's claims the fisheries department hovered in Barkley sound, operations and into Haida's declared Oak Bay off limits to Sealand's hoping to prevent death, but the autopsy freed shell fish harvesting due to local planned capture of two Sealand from all responsibility sewage contamination. Aside whales, Sealand employed a and the government re-issued a from sewage and gasoline, cloak and dagger strategy. permit specifying the capture of Mason says,"The noise from Three Orcas, purchased in two Orcas from L pod. the motor boats is an acoustic Iceland for an undisclosed sum, With the three captured nightmare." to Victoria. were flown directly whales from Iceland,'Sealand Matthews, however, confirms Sealand chose May 5 for the didn't need the permit and that the water, when checked, transfer because public relinquished it voluntarily. This was within government attention would be focused on didn't surprise Greenpeace, as regulation levels. Gibson to the election, according Willcox predicted accurately, agrees: "Although there is Matthews, Sealand's Angus "Sealand can't handle five some pollution in the Victoria general manager. whales at once. In one to three harbour, Sealand has no more

A later of the month one years the whales will die pollution than any other

Orcas was dead and another anyway." aquarium, and it poses no

sick. The cause of death was a The Canadian tourism office immediate threat to the

conditon result of a blood describes Sealand as highy animals." similar to hemophilia. beneficial to the Victoria tourist While explained Angus Matthews, industry. Whales are captured penned Orcas

Sealand general The because are lucrative. manager. they normally survive for 14 two remaining whales were put They entertain the public and males in the wild "continuous 24 hour years, on promote tourism. "The whale soloist leaps in arabesque, collides with live to 48 behaviour monitoring, and Whales have been Sealand's up years water and the front-row the sprays kids all over; they blood testing at 24 hour public drawing card—second the from their wipe drops faces and scream for more. intervals." only to the Butchard Gardens. Apart from the questionable Whales share However, death natural probably don't their excitement. by Thousands of tourists paid nature of Sealand's facilities,

was not a causes enough each to see good $4.50 primarily the basic concern involves the explanation for Greenpeace. Haida, the veteran whale ethics of capturing whales. "We should be looking at the performer. According to Moore, DYNAMIC KARATE contributing factors" said Bob Greenpeace does not generally Cummings, Greenpeace Another argument for whale oppose the capture of w'lld A of spokeperson, who went on to captivity is the educational complete system physical animals, provided the enclosure point out the contradictions in benefit. De Bane views and mental development of is ethically acceptable. Sealand's statements. "First, Sealand's program as an self-defense and Mason explains this game fitness increase the Sealand calls them warm, opportunity to farm concept should include loving animals, then they say public's understanding of BLACK BELT INSTRUCTOR "wide open spaces with an

the Orcas would suffer no marine environment. environment similar to the TONY DACOSTA emotional loss from the death animals' natural habitat." To of another whale. We should Simon Fraser University recreate a whale's natural consider the emotional state Pat professor Hindley explains environment would be Classes to be held Mondays and look the has its and should also at that, "Sealand at 4:30 - 6:00 we if not & Wednesdays a formidable, impossible , factors." and % in the WLU Athletic contributing advantages disadvantages. task. "There is to M Complex, no way F* classrooms It is located in an space, upper open reproduce the natural habitat which allows the whales to for large animals in captivity," Humans have never Registration and Instruction relate the natural to said Campbell. Mon., Sept. 19 and Wed., Sept. 21 at 5:00 environment. But there is released a no to Robin and successfully According the WLU, AC, classrooms *4* in upper control the in the killer whale back into over pollution Alexandra Morton, founders Over a long surrounding bay. World Lore Quest Society and 26/83 the wild JmSbx-rtClasses begin Monday Sept. period of time, this could be Orca researchers for the last COST: $40.00/semester si-' detrimental to the Orcas." five years, capturing whales is Sealand has to No uniform necessary The Orca controversy began promised far from harmless. "When a " track and double the and width of I Bring pants top last August, when Pierre de depth mother Orca loses her baby the whale tanks. Bane, federal fisheries minister, present she physically hurts herself for further info, contact club the the issued a "release-capture" Despite enlargement, and cries for days." And once headquarters: Kit. 744-9551 permit, Sealand planned to

release Haida, its veteran whale

capture PRESENT performer, and then THIS AD FOR FREE OFFER Orca two younger replace-

ments.

From the start, Greenpeace Petals *t Pots

protested the release-capture

idea. flower shop & gifts "Humans have never Gourmet six ounce burgers successfully released a killer individual taste UNIVERSITY & WEBER - BESIDE VALDI & TIM whale back into the wild," said Done to your HORTON Maury Mason, Greenpeace Variety of salads with spinach or WE 885 2180 director of education. Because DELIVER each completely different suitable lettuce, Sealand planned no fresh cut flowers, silk arrangements, wire orders, weddings, Haida's veal cutlets & balloons "half-way house" for Stuffed plants, gifts, corsages

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Is A Twins Near You Is A Twins Near You THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983 13 ENTERTAINMENT

Messenjah Relaxing Reggae

For those of you who are new to

by Karen Thorpe the area, Messenjah is somewhatofa

phenomenon because notonly is it a

For those of who out band but most of the you missed reggae members live Kitchener- on Monday's free concert at the actually in Waterloo. In fact inhabit University of Waterloo by Messenjah, they one of missed the homes in Waterloo's you out on some really good prestigious

Beechwood area. of reggae and probably were able to By means an

attend most of introduction, all of the band your classes. The are Jamaican born 2 and Rastafarians concert was supposed to begin at 3:30 of the Jamaican-based p.m.. By we could still hear the (members sound checks faith which and finally the warm- reveres late Ethiopian

band — 20th — Haile up Century Rebels emperor, Selassie, bom with the came on and played for about an name Rasta Fan). They grow

hour. At 4:30 into they started to set up their hair dreadlocks as a symbol for 5:00 Messenjah. At p.m. the band of their beliefs, although since Bob

finally Needless to appeared. say, Marley died the look has become of the in the crowd had many people almost trendy. Rastafarians seem to started leave before the to warm-up have the reputation of being pot-

band When on appeared. they came smoking activists but Messenjah's

finally, they were well received. of very lyrics speak peace, love, and God,

and the songs are softer and more up-beat than the slightly Rebels Unorganized revolutionary ones of Bob Marley. The band has been together since

1980, and their formation began by

accident with their first jam session. Sponsored by the Federation of The band loved the sound they were Students' Board of Entertainment getting and since then have been (BENT), the outdoor concert is Since then this together. group, that something of a tradition at (JW. considered is by many to be the Previous concert freebies have hottest in reggae band Canada, has featured such artists as Powder to be gone on proclaimed as the Blues, Carolyne Mas, and Marthaand

the Muffins. Entertainment

Programmer Gary Stewart indicated

his regret that the bands were so late Cool weather but spirited crowd and in getting started last Monday,

explained that they first ran into

problems whena couple of speakers

to be most artists on stage were blown and had promising independent replaced. Unfortunately, said in CFNY s G-Knowawards. As well, in

Stewart, "the support band really of the April past yearMessenjah was the biggest winner in the Fourth Annual Black Music Awards, picking Soft and music awards for lyrics upbeat up top reggae group, of newcomer the year and top

reggae album for their 'Rock You

didn't have their High.' This album was self-produced stage management

and sold only a modest 4,000 together." Used to playing small copies, which isn't bad when engagements, 20th Century Rebels considering lacked that the expertise to pull off the it was an independent release. sound checks smoothly. Still, in spite Recently however they got a long- of skies threatening and unusually term contract with WEA, the biggest cool the of the weather, concert was a Canadian Music Companies.

success — a couple of thousand With WEA behind them, the album students should managed to pull do much better, and tours themselves away from the first day of through North and South America,

classes to listen and dance to the Europe and the Far East are

reggae beat. planned. Photo Paul Gomme Lateness and all, Messenjah delivered good entertainment

Let WLUSU Entertain You

Kell — a by Karen Thorpe Quadrangle by rockabilly

band — from 4 • 6 This type p.m.. will WLUSU, otherwise known as the be sponsored by the Inter-Residence

Laurier is The list Wilfrid Student Union, Council. goes on. An idea considered to be the hub of which by many has been enthusiastically activity within the school. The office, applauded since 1 have been the second floor of the located on attending university is to have music

Student Union Building, contains in the Concourse at lunch. Anyone such offices of the Student as that who has walked through this area

Onion President, Vice-President and when Samboard has played knows

the — it Director of Student Activities how popular can be. This may

so you know that this is an important; finally come to pass. For those who

place. Another office is that of Marie are into a slightly more relaxed

Somerville, the Liquor Services Co- atmosphere than is usually found in

taken either residence the ordinator. Marie has recently or Turret, may

over this position and has made wish to attend a Sunday night

many innovative plans to make WLU coffeehouse, where a sound system

a more exciting place to be. complete with microphone will be

WLUSU available for those who would like to Typically, sponsors many of the club's activities andoften helps in perform. These new ideas have not the production of their events. all been musical ones either. HOHUMIe Photo CORD File Photo Pending approval from the Band Pending approval, a lecture series is Winter Carnival and Bands are typical activities sponsored by WLCISG the works. As it stands Committee many new events are also in now,

promised. The first of these will the idea will be to have, two and band that Tonight the hilarious comedy the Lost Ark, Star Trek 11., and Reds. perhaps, year, Rocky Roletti, a occur this in the Turret. well-known a term. Tootsie will be playing in 1 El. Others All of these have been evening very speakers promises to be a lot of funaccording highly

Hamilton band, that this will to watch for are the dance hit acclaimed for another Teenage Heads, a WLUSU promises not to Somerville. one or reason

unseen in this school for about detract from the Meet the Author WLUSU however is not Flashdance, Casablanca, On Golden so if have a movie a year only you fettish or just and well-reknowned for bands, but it also Pond, Dr. Fiddler on the for their sheer Series put on by the Bookstore. responsible Zhivago, need to relax, admission for

will be bands include York houses the Movie Committee, which Roof, Officer and a Gentleman, The is 2 dollars. No ID danceability, appearing Future may everyone will be line of A James Tommorrow night, there will be a Road, an energetic Top 40 playing has lured an impressive up Verdict, Apocalypse Now, needed except for the James Bond

free concert the Conrad band that at Laurier last hits for Movie Bond Rim Fest, Gandhi, Raiders of Film Fest in the in Clara appeared Hollywood Might. occurring new year. 14 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983

entertainment

Majestic Cinema Reopens

Waterworks Coming Alive

Thursday Night

next week's Pickin and planned on having only six shows a outcome. a Grinnin When Obviously this leaves a fair speaking to Linda year. Carson, a chunk of time and empty theatre University of Waterloo student, I In the Ocean Queen was that should be tilled. space completely unaware of the

Improvisation and workshops in cliquishness that tends to barrierthe and cinema two universities from mime, puppetry revue one another.

Odette" will fill this This reporter, not This is obviously herwish. She "Terry gap. would what cinema like to take exactly sure revue was, any undeveloped

in was to find that it is amateur talent and asking pleased make it all customers welcome to bring film that is not of professional, whether that any Holllywood talent be their own instruments stringed from the mainstream material. Said another community or elsewhere. In to the Ocean Queen and fact this seems to be the way, anything old, good foreign game plan by Karen Thorpe is what is be shown for the entire idea of most to the - likely theatre to and & jam pick here. In April of 1984, a new live theatre develop professional actors in the

will be in the form of Also mentioned The Water Kitchener-Waterloo with Terry Odette opening was area. Auditions

— will be held Waterworks Theatre. It will be located Brigade an improvisational in February, which will

in the old — behind For those create a rehersal time Majestic Cinema comedy troupe. of you of one month. Every Wednesday night in the Kent Hotel. Recently, Linda unfamiliar with the type of comedy The first show of Waterworks Theatre "Free Carson, the founder of this involved, Second City is typical is called to be You and After Blue Jeans: innovative scheme, signed the 'improv'. every show, Second agreement for the purchase of the City's cast takes suggestions from University of Waterloo. This is in the celebration of Princess Street buildings. The actual audience andreturns 15minutes University Week, and

is conditional the later to do a sketch. Waterworks as a children's showwill be '50s and '60s Rock & Roll agreement upon touring all takes this further. The of the group's success at incorporating as one step elementary schools in the area October. Show a non-profit organization. actors will do the routine in According to Linda Throughout the next few months, immediately. The entertainment Carson, if Laurier students wish to be "volunteers of this (called Waterworkers) value lies less in the comedy than in a part exciting new venture with DJ Ron Fitzpatrick who consider it a good investment of the imagination that went into it they can volunteer to work in the

and for the love of theatre" theatre now as time, will Carson, the Artistic Director, says Waterworkers, orthey

start to clean and be cast renovate the that this group will be a "troupe of can and/or crew for the

building in Total costs actors with whom I can work productions. Auditions will be Quality Guaranteed Used Records preparation. young of the theatre for with basis. will be announced in preparing use are on a weekly They a February. Regular be around ensemble." Also for volunteer Bought, Sold, Traded expected to $340,000. self-picked exciting meetings workers are

Carson to raise this amount the is a live radio show expects on agenda held on Wednesdays at 730 p.m. In Rock, Blues, Jazz, R&B through government grants and which will have a set time limit, and the meantime, Carson will be to for a Up $2.50 paid single I.p. corporate fund-raising. will be a regular sketch comedy. teaching one-day workshops in

The most of this There also be live More for Doubles, Collectibles exciting part may a miniseries improvisation, puppetry, tai chi, venture not the fact that another is which will be basically a soap opera maskmaking and other aspects of ENCORE RECORDS live theatre will be in Waterloo, but lasting from four to six weeks. stage both onstage and off. Other that the Waterworks Theatre be will Carson compares it to The Shogun professionals will be brought in to 297 King St. East open seven nights a week. Typically, series only it will be spoof-oriented lecture as well. If you would like more

Kitchener, Ontario a production will last from three to and suggestions will be solicited information phone the Waterworks

four weeks and Linda Carson has the audience weekfor the Theatre at 746-1300. from every (519) 744-1370

Celebrate o^tQberfest IN REVIEW with us Parachute Club Rises

by Mike O'Brien October 7-15th, 1983

support vocals and percussion, Margo Davidson, percussions, Get tickets NOW! and support vocals; Lauri Conger, your sythesizers and support vocals. fall Lorraine's vocal style seems to

into the new female sound; a

Call 884-0220 that stronger, deeper voice, similar to

of Carol Pope or Bonnie Tylor. about Special Rise Inquire University Nights Lorraine's strength really carries

Up and the rest of the album. feature Other songs which very

political statements are 'Alienation' and 'Boy's Club'. Both attack with Waterloo Inn American political policies direct references to Ronald Reagan '■ijKTOBERFESIr El and the controversy over

mmm mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mmm mm mmm mm mm mm mmm mm mm mm mmm mm mmm are m mm mm mm mm mm mmm mm Their mm wmm mmm Salvador. strong opinions line revealed in 'Boys Club'. Note the ! Oktoberfest Sausage i "you pretend you are making peace Listen for the Club Parachute Friday but what is you are really making ! in the Turret between on a bun night 8 p.m. war.'

and 8:45 the Tobago Style, the last cut on and i -valid only in test hall LP is another good dance tune j 'Rise Toronto's Parachute Club has hopefully a followup single to

i their debut album out and it is well Gp'. The other cuts; away", 'Are > on University Nights onlyi 'Slip worth to. The 'Free Yourself, 'Hot listening seven you hungry', up all ! 12 & 13, 1983) member band has a sound that in Pursuit' and 'She Tell You', are (October " j originates in reggae with percussion danceable tunes but all seem pretty of instruments dominating the sound much the same. A single release i Present ordering and the of would be hard to coupon upon j political lyrics pervading any them very music. choose.

Rise their whole is a up, first hit single, is also The Parachute Club as a their definite of the are first cut on the album and sets 'buy' as all songs the mood for release their LP, not only in the very upbeat and a refreshing fast of beat, but also in the from many of the songs today.

c sentiments c expressed. Believe it or If. fi ] \mTEiiL(X) h^i not, Rise Up is a call from the Feminist Movement — evidenced by the 4 females frontof K:i Sluvt N< ( featured the :«i )t»h. VV'.iti'i i( mi. ):imi n i \'2.J 2Zn. up band; Lorraine Segato, who does I rirphoiH' I.SIMI B

percussions; Julie Masi, who does THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15, 1983 15

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ONTARIO MEDICAL

. • entertainment ii v C * schools Wilfrid Laurier University Senate

Applications for all Ontario medical

schools must be received at the Ontario

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(OMSAS) on or before November 15,1983. . Spotlight For applications write to: Requires Graduate & Undergraduate o.M.s.A.s Students for various Senate Committees P.O. Box 1328

by Karen Thorpe Guelph, Ontario

few when both It all began a years ago Neil Diamond and Barbara NIH 7P4 for the out -Responsible representing Streisand put records almost simultaneously. Interestinglyenough

were both at Senate Committee they entitled 'You don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore'. A Disc student body meetings from Jockey the States thought that Neil Diamond's rather earthy

voice would be a foil for perfect Barbara's superb pitch and strength.

to mix the two he created Deciding songs, a tape which he began to M "Resumes play on the station. The song featuring the two of them received far MfaX .Mailing Lists more requests than the DJ hadever received for either one. Therecord V I I ucpa' \ • Nomination Forms company involved heard of this phenomenon and decided to take a e.ai 11] 11 chance the two of them /I Word Processing, Editing,Typ.nc, by recording together. Theend result was that Available in WLUSU office

% ft Erb Street West/ Waterloo ■ m both Barbara and Neil made a huge bundle of The DJ sued money. II ff September 15-19, 1983 after had beenhis idea. Neil Diamond's because, all, it career was given 0r from KeVin BVerS a huge doseof adrenalinand something called the duet was born. They

love are always songs, always incredibly sentimental and enough to

make one totally, terminally, and gastronomically ill. I have worked with

people, known people, and respected those people who unbeknownst r\ to have loved these romantic of commercial A Deadline for Nominations: myself, pieces crap. "V/

close friend calls them 'gropers' because • and it is true - as soon as one / i \ \ Monday, September 19, at Noon. M 112 of these in the Turret female gems 'happens' many a male and in seemingly wiggle their fingers delighted anticipation of a potential 5 minutes of contact with the body of their choice. However, the blame

cannot rest with the listeners. Some totally very wealthy successful

performers have made this a trademarkof their music. Kenny Rogers,

best known for love called has duet with a song Lady', since sung a almost female Some of the every possible. women who have AAA A A succumbed to Kenny's fatal charms are Sheena Easton, Dottie West,

and his current favorite Dolly, (you know the one), Parton. Probably the

most popular of the duets was 'Endless Love' with Lionel Ritchie and

Diana Ross. A late favorite which has out of 'Love Lifts passed vogue is x J! Gs Where We Jennifer Warren and Joe Cocker. xmx Gp Belong' by I 'Jt

that dealof recognize a great energy has been expended on the topic of

music in the of the today's past two issues Cord, but my anger has arisen because just when 1 thought them dead I heard anothercouple of goodies — one by Sergio Mendez and another by Bonnie Tyler. My A only hope is that they will change direction, and already there is

evidence of this trend. The change has occurred with the help of Carol

Pope and The Payolas with Never Said I Loved You, Only Said I Liked

You A Lot.' This is perhaps a more realistic representation of today's A^ society and values. Hope the trend continues.

By way of an additional commentand observation, I was only able to

attend very fewof the Frosh activities dueto my responsibilities on the

•'Cord Staff. The most memorable of these for myself was Bingeman had Park. I never attended the park'during Orientation so it was a real

- experience. Thanks to the Frosh a really wild crop this year - the

Laurier Bop seems to have finally died.These people, for the most part,

know how to how to and dance, party, probably a good many other

things the rest of us didn't learn until years after first year. I also noticed

that conservatism and this with bated be slow may, I say breath, dying a

but final death at Laurier if the etc. of the Frosh attire, hair, is any

indication - another trend I hope continues. After all, variety is the spice of life.

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SPORTS

Hawks beat Warriors

by Theresa Kelly

The Laurier Golden Hawks won

the season openerwith a 18-3 victory

over the University of Waterloo

Warriors last Saturday at Seagram

Stadium. the Although game was

not as offensively exciting as the

preseason gameagainst Guelph, the

Hawks had a steady running attack, led Paul by Nastasiuk. Scoring was

limited to field goals and single

points until late in the fourth quarter

when an interception by DB John Poole scored the only touchdown of

the game.

It the was sixteenth meeting

between the two Waterloo schools

during regular season play. With this

victory, the Hawks have a 13-3

margin over the cross-town rivals.

The Warriors have not won the

annual confrontation since 1971.

Considering the University of

Waterloo is three times the size of

Laurier, this domination by the

Hawks is quite impressive.

Offensively, the game moved

slowly. The Hawks got on the scoreboard first field with a goal by

Roy Kurtz in the first quarter. Waterloo's first of three points came

later in the first quarter with a single point kick into the endzone. Waterloo field attempted a long goal on third

down that was wide. Dave

Lovegrove, DB, was tackled in the Hawks' Quarterback Mike Wilson calls Warriors. The Hawks won 18—3 (12) a play during last Saturday's gameagainst the endzone by the Warriors and the without scoring an offensive touchdown. J „ . . Photo ir Hawks conceded a single point. The by Kanrn Virani

score was 3-2 for the Hawks.

In the second quarter, the Warriors

their second field could not get a drive to the score 18-3. Time ran out for the attempted long back was waiting for the ball. The The Hawk's last offensive score of together

of them close to the Hawk Warriors before had a chance to goal the day. Stan Chelmecki, who Hawks defense the turnover field bring they got by the game was a forty-three yard acted as both and, endzone. Their final of the make the score more | quarterback, on loose ball in score point respectable. falling the deep goal by Kurtz, which madethe and the Hawks occured when Chelmecki's The for both teams ' kicker, missed, got a Warrior territory. Slowly the Hawks 11-2 for the Hawks. The Warriors flame key problem

single point back to stay two the end but punt hit the endzone for a single was the high number of penalties. points approached zone were attempted a second field goal which Their offense did Waterloo had five for loss ahead of the Warriors. unable to the first down. On point. certainly not penalties a pick up was also wide. Chelmecki passed for

The Hawks fifth after the last weekwhen of 50 The Hawks had twice as point came a third and the Hawks called a play same as they yards. one, 172 yards but was not able to bring field scored 23 to defeat McGill. their long goal attempt by Kurtz was points many penalties as game against

With three left the •• wide, but was not run out of the minutes in Guelph 6, including two penalties for endzone by the Warriors. The score game, the Hawks were still winning unnecessary roughness. The 72 The Warriors was 5-2. 11-3. were once again yards lost because of penalties really Hawks 18 their Laurier scored again after the deep in own end, but trying affected their offense. Good field

Warriors gambled on third and ten Warriors 3 desperately for a come-back. Their position soon disappeared after a

and failed to get the first down. The pipe dream was quickly shattered fifteen yard penalty. Laurier was able

Hawks regained possession of the when Chelmecki threwa pass right at to overcome this obstacle by getting

in ball good field position. Kurtz running play in order to pick up the the Warriors into the endzone. One John Poole, the Hawk defensive better position punts.

kicked field to make the thatwould theminto the for their offensive back. He returnedthe ball for the a goal score one yard put reason problems only Chelmecki did manage a 67 yard 8-2 for the Hawks. The Warrior defense held the field touchdown of the The Laurier lifted endzone. was poor position they were game. punt, which his average to 44

Laurier had excellent and of a seven Kurtz had a fans, who had been outnumbered The Hawks' next an hopes quick points receiving. great day by yards. game is

opportunity to score when ended quickly. The Warriors punting - 9 punts for 394 yards, for the rowdy Waterloo fans, came alive Friday September 16, at Seagram

Chelmecki on their own of 44 TheWarriors and cheered Poole reached the pitched the ball back to regained possession an average yards. as Stadium against the McMaster in where he a Warrior one line. were theirown zone and endzone. Kurtz's conversion made Marauders at thought running yard kept deep 7:30 p.m..

Hawk offense Soccer Hawks Promising A fad than before. year's rookie camp has been better ever passing by Dave Bradshaw find The problem now facing the team is to the

soccer Hawks travelled combination of talented who work as a Laurier's to Montreal on the players together

weekend to participate in the 6th annual McGill team. by Theresa Kelly

Two the rookies make the were Invitational Soccer Tournament Although the Hawks of trying to team

After the Hawks 19 carries for a 7.3 did not the injured in the with Dalhousie Tigers. Murry Russel defeated the over yard average. win tournament,the competition succeeded game in ankle and will be Guelph Gryphons 23-22, it Although he did not score a touch- displaying the strengths and weaknesses of this has torn ligaments gone indefinitely, appeared

a new Laurier offence season's teams. and rookie Kevin Adams, who was outstanding in camp, had been down for the Hawks, he had an

a broken arm." to resurrected. No was the the ball. Saturday saw our team play the squad from Nova suffered (Welcome University, Kevin!) longer game outstanding game rushing

Scotia's The first goal of the Dalhousie was on a penalty offence The was steady and Dalhousie University. It was a disappointing game dependent on the wishbone running game

resulted when Steve Webb tackled a marched the field Hawks beaten shot which goalie and the There a slowly down game as our were 2-0 in a physical game running game. was in which in the box in a style thatwould have made mixture of and yardage the hard two Hawk rookies were injured. player penalty good passing gaining way- the defense. Tuffy Knight proud. rushing--a well-balanced attack. Yet running at Warrior

the match, Dalhousie a carried the ball Throughout played very in last Saturday's victory over Randy Rybansky also Dalhousie 2 Laurier 0 and controlled the of 42 nine carries. physical game pace play, taking Waterloo, we once again saw yards over

the had. our Laurier 3 Bristols 0 of opportunities they Hopefully concentration on the The not advantage running game. passing game was as

talented men will quickly the maturity necessary to Of the total 191 gain 234 yards offence, outstanding as their prior victory. control their opponents. Sunday had Laurier pitted against University of yards were from rushing while only Wilson completed only 6 of 18 In their Bristols, Laurier worked 52 via 52 His Bristols from England. The result was an acceptable win game against yards were gained passing. passes for yards. three

a team and out victorious. Not to take with a final of The team into a together as came did not score 3—o. now heads After the loss of Jamie Catton and interceptions fortunately who received excellent from Laurier, in week of play which includes the following games: anything away result Warrior points. Dave Black the Paul Rick Sutter, and Courtney Taylor, running game at 6:00 Bristols at efforts from Schultz, Hollweg two for 19 while Tuesday p.m. against Seagram caught passes yards, seemed doomed. It seemed the from Bristols tired only at 1:00 Waterloo but team was obviously Jeff Tim and John Stadium: Saturday p.m. against Apollian, Maslanka, Davies, likely that this would feature number in a few One game Warriors at Budd at 1:00 after a of games only days. Arnoldi all each. It Park; Sunday p.m. against playing caught one pass much more passing than rushing. of the of the Bristols was a 37-yard will what kind of McMaster Marauders at Budd Park; and finally highlights games be interesting to see Paul who Rick and Instead, Nastasiuk, 3:00 Western. Other goals were scored by Sutter offence the Hawks will Wednesday at p.m. in London against goal. use against normally plays wide receiver, started Apollian. This year's squad has the potential to be Laurier's Hollweg highly rated McMaster Marauders in McGill, the current Canadian champions, won the at running back. Nastasiuk finished the of the most talented and potentially most successful varsity second game regular Dalhousie. the tournament with a I—o overtime win over with 139 yards rushing soccer entry. According to head Coach Barry Lyon, this game season. 1983 18 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 15,

sports WT X JSU

ACTIVITIES SPORTS QUIZ

1. Toronto Blue reliever Moffitt has a famous older sister who Jays Randy is a star in her

own right. Name her.

2. What common eye problem does golfer Jack Nicklaus have?

MVPs selected the last of 3. Name the during championship games basketball, football baseball, and hockey.

4. Four Laurier are in theC.F.L.. Can grads currently playing you name them? (Hint: The four

teams are Edmonton Eskimos, Hamilton Ottawa Tigercats, Roughriders, and Winnipeg Blue Bombers.) at the TURRET 5. On what holiday does the Indy 500 take place? How laps are driven before many actually a winner is declared?

John made N.F.L. this 6. Stanford grad Elway history spring by signing a 5-year, $5 million

contract. What N.F.L. team drafted therookie What team originally quarterback? does he now Laurier's own play for?

stadium in Mexico at 12 the start of bull 7. If you were sitting in a noon waiting for a fight, how

have to long would you wait?

basketball 8. What is the diameter of a regulation size hoop? Grant Murray 9. What country did Canada defeat inthe 1949 World Hockey Championship by a scoreof 47- 0?

10. What N.F.L. team has lost the most Superbowls at 4?

11. Do know Budd Park you why is so important this Friday afternoon at 3 p.m.? Because that's where the WLG team kicks off its first official varsity rugby game against Western. Sept. 22 Answers on page 19 Admission $2.00

Doors open at 8 p.m. HAWK TALK

Football:

McMaster at Laurier

Friday Sept. 16 at 7:30 p.m Seagram Stadium

Toronto at Laurier

the Sat Sept. 17 at 2:00 Experience p.m. Soccer: Seagram Stadium

Laurier at Waterloo

"Feeling" Sat. Rugby: Sept. 17 at 1:00 p.m. Stadium *- Seagram

Western at Laurier

16 McMaster at Laurier Fri. Sept. at 3:00 p.m. Sun. 18 at Budd Park Sept. 1:00 p.m. Budd Park

FLASHDANCE Waterloo at Laurier Fri. at 4:00 Laurier at Western Sept. 23 p.m. Wed. 21 4:00 Budd Park Sept. at p.m.

Friday Nite at the Movies SCOREBOARD Sept. 23

0.C1.A.A. Two Shows standing Football G W L T F a P 7 - 9 Laurier 1 1 0 0 18 3 2

Toronto 1 1 0 0 35 7 2 Admission $2.00 IEI McMaster 1 1 0 0 28 10 2

Western 1 1 0 0 23 16 2

York 1 0 1 0 16 23 0

Waterloo 10 10 3 18 0

Guelph 1 0 1 0 10 28 0

Windsor 1 0 1 0 7 35 0

Results

Laurier 18 Waterloo 3 First week of classes Toronto 35 Windsor 7

McMaster 28 Guelph 10 down? got you Western 23 16

Unwind in the relaxed Future Games

Friday — McMaster at Laurier

atmosphere of Saturday — Windsor at Waterloo Western at Toronto

York at Guelph

C.1.A.C1. results

W.I.F.L.

Saskatchewan 27 Alberta 22

Wilfs Manitoba G.B.C. 9 12

o.gli.f.c.

Open Queen's 36 Carleton 4

Bishop's 22 McGill 8

Concordia 33 Ottawa 10 Mon. - Wed. Thurs. - Sat.

- noon 2 noon - 2 Soccer

McGill Invitational Tournament 4-6 4-6 Dalhousie University 2 Laurier 0

1 8- 11:30 8 - 12:30 McGill 2 University of Bristols

McGill 1 Dalhousie 0

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John • by Theresa Kelly Riggins Washington Redskins Bar-O-O, where are The Bar-O-O Plus you? trophy, annually

Darrell Porter ■ St. Louis Cards to the winner of the Laurier and Waterloo football presented game,

Billy Smith • New York Islanders has mysteriously disappeared. Sources at both schools claim that 4. Rod Connop, Dave they haven't any idea where the trophy is, or when it was first Graffi, Mike Paul missing. Graffi, Bennett • 5. Memorial 200 Books* women's So that you'll recognize the trophy should you stumble across it, Day; Laps literature and - 6. here's the It's a barrel decorated Baltimore Colts; Denver Broncos issues, most recent description. five-gallon spirituality, pyschology. world religions, 7. Five hours in the colours of both universities. Two hang from the pennants philosophy, healing and meditation, children's books 8. 18 inches bung hole. The Bar-O-O was first used in the 1966 season after the and childcare. prenatal, massage, crafts... 9. was to GW the class of that Denmark trophy presented by graduation year. 10. Minnesota GW claims that haven't the for This Vikings they seen trophy years. • • Crafts silver jewellry*porcelain* makes perfect sense because GW hasn't won the 'Battle of stained Waterloo' since 1971. In a recent GW newsletter, the school glass*downs*woodworking* Varsity sports watercolours*limited suggests that the trophy must "rest somewhere in the halls of editions... of Laurier." GW on to that, because the tight university goes say now! these the have been into use." starting budgets days, trophy "may pressed PLUS After an extensive failed to turn the barrel, 1 tried If investigation up you are interested in trying out, to think of for the that its some possible uses trophy might explain go to the A.C. for more •Workshops. rain-water whereabouts. Perhaps the barrel sits on campus catching information or contact the coach can no afford its Or it Lee bunn from because the school longer water bills. maybe listed below. Oklahoma explores the

was to the of the in of the role of the given retiring president university place feminine in internal and Women's customary yet costly gold watch. Possibly the barrel was thrown Sports world An peace. active, intense workshop into the furnace to heat the school for a few brief minutes last •October Badminton Marion Leach 22 and 23. Barbara winter. A short basketball who cut from the player was team might Meister Basketball Marion Leach Vitale from Florida will be of doing have ridden the barrel over Niagara Falls in a moment deep Tennis a two-day intensive Marion Leach workshop on the function depression. To cut library costs on the new addition, the barrel of the right brain. for Squash Marion Leach Imagery, could have been smashed into little pieces scrap wood. Labatts visualization, touch, of Swimming Marion Leach sound, colour and may have repossessed the barrel when their supply beer kegs body movement help the of football be the Cross paticipants to ran low. A member the team might now using Country Prof. Ray Koenig expand their own capabilities. barrel as a lunch bucket. the barrel is the home for killer Track field Perhaps and Prof. Ray Koenig piranhas who are guarding the residents of Little House from

overexuberant females. Reduced Men's Sports advance tickets I think that despite what they claim, the Gniversity of Waterloo is and student • 9 rates responsible for the barrel's disappearance. Members of the Tennis Wayne in Gowing Warriors football team may very well have drowned their sorrows G°'f Don Smith 11l \*Caroline. it into the barrel for so many years that simply rotted away oblivion. Basketball Chris Coulthard But the most is likely explanation that the Warriors imported some 22 William Hockey 11 St. W. Wayne Gowing huge killer termites from the Amazon Jungle — were anxious they WATERLOO Volleyball Don Smith to destroy the trophy that was a symbol of their continual loss to Track and field Prof. 6^UARE the Laurier Golden Hawks. Ray Koenig Waterloo, Ontario If know the whereabouts of this barrel Cross Country Prof. |<,nq you please contact the Ray Koenig Cord office. I'm of Soccer dying curiosity. Barry Lyon 7 ' Rugby Peter Muirhead 743-2341

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