4 Student Senate toMeet, First Projects Started By Bob Merchant Student Senate will resume its functions again at its first meet­ N EW HAM PSHIRE ing of the semester Monday night, Oct. 1. The meeting will be ...... _____ M l held at the Organization Room in Commons, with the publio in­ vited as usual. VOL. No. 41 Issue 2 Z413 Durham, N. H. September 27, 1951 PRICE — 7 CENTS As the governing body of Student Government, of which every undergraduate is a member, Senate acts as a liason between the University faculty and administration and the students. Through this agency the student may channel his suggestions and criticisms Cats Open With Rugged Brandeis; to the faculty and administration. At present there are 60 senators represent­ ing all dorms and houses. They meet on UNH Alumni Elect the first and third Mondays of each month. First Varsity Game for Judges Some immediate projects of the Sen­ ate include the supervision of elections By Tom Kirkbride, Sports Editor i Alumni Trustee, New of freshman class officers, and senators from the now unrepresented Hetzel Hall. With Chief Boston, Falstaffian These will be under the supervision of whiz kid of New Hampshire Association Officers the elections committee. Another princi­ football sporting a dubious count- The alumni of the University voted by pal project is the formation of a com­ mittee to investigate any racial discrimi­ anence, 30-odd Wildcats bus to mail last June for an alumni represent­ ative to the U N H board of trustees, nation, if any, on campus. This com­ Waltham, Mass., this Saturday three new members to the board of di­ mittee will be appointed by the president for their initial trial by fire in a rectors of the Alumni Association and of the senate. The main overall aim of Student Sen­ game with Brandeis University, three members for the association’s nom­ inating committee, as well as for new ate this year will be to prove itself kickoff slated for 2 p.m. officers for the Alumni Association. worthy of its large responsibilities. The That the Durham ensemble, veteran- first few meetings of the organization studded but still lacking depth in the Re-elected for the four-year trustee last spring have shown that although it right places, is on the spot is no secret. term was Dr. Anna L. Philbrook ’28 f is a very large group, it can function A week ago, Boston stated that the team Concord, N. H. In addition to her well; it has the virtue of being truly would have to be in mid-season form to duties as trustee, Dr. Philbrook acts_ as representative of student opinion and whip Brandeis. Although a progressive director of the New Hampshire Child­ ideas. More participation, and more ef­ trend was evident in the scrimmages with ren’s Center and Mental Hygiene Clinic. fective participation by students in uni­ B'owdoin anci Colby, many Durhamites (continued on page eight) versity government is its goal. continue to feel that the Cats are not their 1950-Vermont-game selves, and that a real effort will have to be expend­ ed to give the Judges a 60-minute go. _ Durham’s Mayorality Campaign 1951 marks the Brandeis debut in varsity athletics. A new stadium, which will accommodate upwards _ of_ 10,000 persons eventually, will receive its first Will Feature Parades, Speeches mouthful on Sept. 29. Want to be the 22nd annual Mayor of Durham ? The powers that be have given the Festivities of the Mayoralty Campaign of Durham are being schbol as fine a coaching staff as is to be found in the east. The board is pre­ planned by Blue Key, senior honorary society for men. Scheduled sided over by former All-American Ben­ for October 10-12, the event features parades, skits, and fervid cam­ ny Freedman, captain and quarterback of paigning by candidates from dorms and houses. the 1926 Michigan team. He came to The Wildcats starting offense. Kneeling, left to right: Neal Herrick, Brandeis in 1949, and in addition to Earl Eddy, Pierre Boucher, Amos Townsend, Ed Douglas, Jack Kooistra, Because the number of candidates is ’ ' Perhaps most famed of all mayors coaching the freshman team a year ago, Bob Harrington. Standing, left to right: Dick Dewing, Jack Bowes. Hal unlimited, anyone with budding political ispirations is urged to sign up to carry were Threadbare (“Citizens of Dur­ is serving as Director of Athletics. Pre­ Campbell, Don Miosky, Bobby Durand. (Photo by Art Rose). vious to his present job, be headed the Dn the Mayoralty tradition. With no _ re­ ham”) and Mary Margaret (“Women coaching stU of now fdbtball-less GC- strictions on class, freshmen and seniors of America, Men of the World”) Mc­ NY. This tncr he spent a large hunk many coaches to be one of the most alike have a chance to become the next Nair, staunch rulers of the McNair of his time Europe, where he visited ! talented young line coaches in college The New Hampshire mayor of the City of Durham. Contact Dynasty, which ended last year. various Army ramps, officiated at foot­ Bim Allen or Travis Nutting at Theta Committees Announced ball clinics, and helped in a general While Freidman and his staff realize Chi House on Madbury Road for enter­ morale uplift. that they are facing enormous odds in ing rules. Committees in charge of this year’s Backfield coach Harry Stein is a 35- this, the first varsity year, there is a Announces Promotion Program of Campaign campaign are: Rules, John Simpson and year-old Brooklyn, N. Y., resident who tinge of optimism in the Judges camp. Beginning Wednesday noon, the cam­ Tom Dolan; Posters and Tickets, Bob graduated from CCNY in 1941 and came Three scrimmages have found them out­ paign will continue through _ Wednesday Leavitt and Lee Bradbard; Voting, Bob to Brandeis in 1948. Also serving as smarting Tufts twice, 20-12, and 20-0, For Editorial Staff night, Thursday noon and night, Friday Bodwell and George H ealy; and Publici­ head cbach of basketball, he played his while taking a beating at the hands of Editor-in-chief Bob Louttit today an­ noon, climaxing with shows put on by ty, Bim Allen, Bob Leavitt, Le Brad­ football under Freedman in 1937-38-39. the Boston College Jay Vees, 30-6. The nounced promotions of four members of rivaling candidates Friday night. Vot­ bard, and Bill Shea. Hal Moffie, who assists Stein in the team boasts six 200-pound tackles and a the staff of The New Hampshire to ing will take place Saturday morning 205-pound fullback, and runs from the backfield, prepped at Brookline, Mass., take effect immediately. at T-H all and the winner will be an­ high school, and was a member of a split-T with variations. Leighton Gilman, a sophomore, was nounce between the halfs of the foot­ Brandeis Game Tickets team that had Doc Haskell, Jim Fay, The team’s most sagacious performers named to the post of Associate Editor ball game Saturday afternoon at Lewis and Tony Misho on it, a team that later are the Goldfaders, Eddy and Sid. A while Dick Bouley, senior news editor Field. Student tickets for Saturday’s game went unbeaten for two years and twice three-letter man with his brother at W or­ of a year ago, was promoted to junior Ideas for candidates have ranged at Brandeis may be purchased at the won Class B Championships. Then he cester Classical, Ed performs equally Managing Editor, thfe job vacated by from robots to gangsters in past years, Business Office in Thompson Hall. entered Harvard, where he was regarded well in football and baseball. Brother Leighton. Dick will continue to write with Colonel T-Hall last year’s winner. Cost is $1.20 per person. as one of the hardest backs in college Sid, the team’s 6’2” , 205-pound fullback his popular “ Cats Meow” column. ranks to knock off his feet. Last year he and captain, has been far and away the On the news desk Lovertia “ Dee Dee” was an assistant coach at Reading High foremost ball carrier at Waltham. The Chase, a former columnist and staff sec­ school. 19-year old sophomore, known as the retary, is the new senior news editor Liberal Arts College Announces George Kenneally, former end stand­ “ Meat and Potatoes” boy of Brandeis, while Dan Ford,' a sophomore and for­ out in the National Professional League passes and runs with similar agility. mer reporter, is the newest news editor. with the Philadelphia Eagles, graduated There’s a saying that “as Sid goes, so Priscilla Hudson will also continue her 19 New Faculty Appointments from St. Bonaventure’s in 1925. He was will the Judges.” duties as a news editor. signed by Brandeis in 1948, and in addi­ The smallest and biggest players on Bob Bonneau, author of ‘The Prints of By Pris Hudson tion to his coaching chores, teaches in the freshman side of the roster are fight­ Wails,” will hold the same post of Senior ing it out for the starting right-half- Dean Edward Y. Blewett has an­ years. He has also had teaching experi­ Revere High school, where he makes his Managing Editor as will Sports _ Editor nounced the appointment of 19 faculty ence at Penn State College. home. back spot. They are Dick Lawtorq 200 Tom Kirkbride. Pep Leavitt will con­ replacements in the College p i Liberal C. Vincent Bleeker replaces Prof. Irving Heller, who came to the school pounder from Drury High of North tinue being assistant sports editor. Arts for this year. Included in the new William C. ' Marshall as instructor in as line coach last spring, graduated from Adams, Mass., and Bill Chontos. 140- The Business staff showed no changes personnel are one associate professor, music. Mr. Bleeker has studied at the Boston University in 1950, where he was pounder from Large, Pennsylvania. Both for Bob Scott and Rita Scott will keep five assistant professors, and thirteen University of Kansas and Columbia. As an all-New England tackle. He helped boys captained their high school foot­ the same positions of Business Manager instructors. a member of the National Symphony, Mr. Buff Donelli at his alma mater with the ball teams, and Chontos was twice se­ and Advertising Manager, respectively. freshmen before transferring to the W al­ lected on All-Star baseball teams that Lester S. Vander W erf, EdD, associate Marshall has moved to Washington. tham university. He was named to the played in Forbes Field, Pittsburgh. The professor of education, comes here after The department of sociology has added all-time BU team, and is considered by 1 (continued on page 5) Annual Boston Alumni Club being supervising principal in the public Owen B. Durgin to its staff as an in­ schools at Chestertown, N. Y. He holds structor. He studied at U N H and BU Dance at Hotel Bradford degrees from Hope College, Teachers and has been a part time instructor here. University of New Hampshire’s Bos­ college, Columbia and Syracuse. Asso­ Five new instructors have become Woodsman’s Weekend to Feature ton Alumni Club will hold its annual ciate professor Howard Bretsch, whom members of the English department this dance at the Hotel Bradford, Boston, Dr. Vander W erf replaces, has accepted year. A graduate of Cambridge Universi­ after the UNH-Brandeis football game the position of associate professor at the ty in England, Eileen M. Curran re­ Dance, Exhibitions, and Contests on September 29. University of California at Berkeley. places Vernon Getty, who has gone to Preceding the dance there will be a The department of psychology has Brown University to work on his doc­ By Dan Ford gathering of alumni and university stu­ added Lenin Baler, Ph.D., to the staff torate. George G. Falle, who studied at dents at the hotel. The dance is to be as assistant professor. Dr. Baler has the University of Wisconsin and McGill The annual “Woodman’s Weekend”, sponsored by the UNH from 8 to 12 p.m., and the meeting of been a member of the instructional staff University, will take Mrs. Marjorie Mur­ Outing Club, will be held this year on October 6 and 7, according students and alumni at 5 p.m at BU. Roy H. Cooley has left the de­ phy’s position in the department. A to Ed Hobby, chairman of the event. Admission to the dance is $1.20 per partment to work on his doctorate in John’s Hopkins graduate, Gerrit H. Roe- psychology. The Week-end, which will be the first regular event of the Out­ person, tax included. lofs, will replace Ellis Shorb. Formerly New assistant professor in economics an instructor at Dartmouth, Edmund G. ing Club, will start on Saturday afternoon at Memorial Field, when is Harry L. Barrett, formerly on the Miller enters the department from Co­ the Ponasac Archers will exhibit their skill. The group, an archery staffs of Bowdoin, Suffolk University, lumbia University. He takes the place club from Portsmouth, has been tentatively engaged by the Outing and Tufts. He attended the University of Pierre Guiet. of Rochester, Harvard, and Northeastern In the speech division of the English Club for the afternoon. Official Notices Law School. He replaces Carlos F. W ei- department, John R. Foxen, from the The “ Woodchoppers Ball” , second All students are responsible for knowledge man. University of Iowa, replaces Prof. event of the week-end, will be held at cut sawing, wood-splitting, wood- of notices appearing here. Reginald Call, an assistant professor Wheaton who is studying for his doc­ New Hampshire Hall on Saturday eve­ chopping, a naturalists test, fire-building, in English, is an alumnus of Columbia torate. ning, from 8 :30 to midnight. The dance canoe racing, log rolling, fly and plug Fulbright Scholarships. Seniors who and comes to New Hampshire from the Ruth E. Griffith, formerly on the staff which will be under the direction of Jan casting, and a pillow fight which will have been consistently on the dean’s faculty of NYU. He succeeds Mrs. of Wells College, is a new instructor in Tasker, will be strictly informal — dung­ be held on a greased pole extending over list are urged to inquire of Dean Saek- Mary T. Ewald in the department. zoology. She studied at the State Col­ arees and plaid shirts constitute the pre­ the swimming pool. etit about the opportunities for a year’s Former Navy officer Robert B. Dish- lege of Washington and received a scribed dress. At intermission, enter­ master’s degree there. Also new to the Teams will consists of groups of six study abroad with all expenses paid man, PhD, is a new assistant professor tainment will be furnished by the “ Sala­ department is instructor John P. Wise, competitors from the various houses on under the Fulbright Program. Appli­ in government. Graduated from Missouri manders”, a campus double male quartet. who studied at Suffolk University. He campus, who will compete in all of the cations for next year must be com­ he received his doctor’s degree from In addition, a wood-sawing contest will replaces Philip A. St. John, who is different events, and will be scored on pleted by October 15, 1951. Princeton and has had teaching experi­ be held, when the males present will be working for his zoology doctorate. a point system. The team compiling the ence at Missouri, Princeton, and Dart­ invited to fry their skill at the good old Rules Book. The Official Informa­ mouth. Instructor John H. Romani left Syracuse University graduate Robert New Hampshire past-time of wood-cut- largest score will be given a chance to go to Hanover next spring, when teams tion for Students Bulletin, containing U N H to study on his PhD at Michigan. F. Novotny has joined the university ting. all rules is available in R oom 110, from all over New England will com­ Assistant professor of bacteriology Ed­ geology department to replace Glenn The biggest events will be held on Thompson. Stewart, on leave to work with the Sunday afternoon, starting at 1 :30 at pete at the Dartmouth Woodsman’s ward Katz comes to UN H from Rutgers Parking Permits. All matters con­ U. S. geological survey. the swimming pool and the New Hamp­ Carnival. University, where he received his PhD. cerned with the operation of motor shire Hall parking lot, where teams from Entry blanks and rules lists .vill be He will also be assistant bacteriologist Language instructor David Siesiicjki the dormitories, fraternities, and sorori­ distributed by the Outing Club to all vehicles in Durham by students will in the agriculture experimental station. comes here from Penn State, where he ties will compete for honors in eleven the residence houses. Interested houses be handled at a special window in the Arthur F. Howe is replaced by Dr. Katz. worked last year. He taught at U N H different events. The contest will in­ must return their entry blanks and fee Business Office. Complete regulations Replacement instructors in lib arts in­ summer school this year. Ralph H. Cry- clude wood-felling, twitching (which to Ed Hobby at ATO by Oct. 5, and are available there. Students opera­ clude Ernest J. Barry, languages, who esky, who studied at the University of consists of tying a rope to a tree and must be prepared to supply all their ting cars in Durham must secure per­ graduated from UN H and has taught Buffalo and "Harvard, has also joined dragging it specified distance), cross- own equipment for the contests. mits immediately. summer school here for the last two the language department as an instructor. PAGE TW O THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 27, 1951

400 Attend Sphinx Frosh Outing Stumpers Hold First As 75 Doff Beanie After Climb Campus Calendar Meeting at Commons SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 By Jane Spinney The Organization Room, Commons Football — UNH vs. Brandeis at Boston will be the rendezvous for “ The Stump­ Nearly 400 freshman attended the annual Freshman Outing- held ers”, the University’s speaking society. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 Sunday, September 23, at Lewis Field. The Outing Club and Sopho­ The group, whose first meeting begins at Outing Club Dance and Woodsmen’s Weekend 7 :30 tonight, furnishes an opportunity for more Sphinx collaborated on arrangements for food and recreation anyone interested in public speaking which included three-legged races, balloon races, toilet-paper cut­ Football — UNH vs. Rhode Island at Kingston whether it be varsity or inter-house de­ ting races, a softball game between the freshman girls and Sopho­ bating, the comic debate, model congress, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 or in joint programs with other clubs. more Sphinx girls. University Day All students interested in public speak­ The 'big event of the day was the Faculty Club Annual Meeting ing are urged to be at tonight’s meeting. Greased Pole Climb which promises to Granite Heelers Wanted The Interhouse Debate Tournament become a tradition for Frosh Outings. meeting on November 8 is the time all Carl Cross, Editor of the 1952 Granite, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10 The heavily greased pole about 32 feet houses on campus vie for debating honors announced today that positions are now high otood in one of the practice fields First Blue and White Series Concert — of the University. open on the staff for heelers interested with a “ Sphinx’ sign on the top as an The Trapp Family Singers The following officers will have charge incentive. The fortunate winners of this in working on the yearbook. To apply, come to the Granite office, room 304, of this year’s programs: Earle Gilbert, event are now exempt from Freshman FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 President; Marilyn Crouch, Vice-Presi­ Ballard Hall, Wednesday, October 3, at Rules for the year. The lucky ones can dent; Janet Towle, Secretary; Ronald 8 p.m. Blue Key Mayorality Campaign b e recognized by a placard and include: Gray, Treasurer, and Mr. John Foxen, Heelers will be able to work up to Allan Hughes, Pete Rumery, Jim Shira, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13 debate coach. Ron Bailey, Ned Carslake, Ted Blewet, responsible positions in the photography Andy Benof, Clark McDermith, Jack department, the feature department, Fra­ Homecoming Day. Football — UNH vs. Maine at Durham Welsh, Chuck Yamnini, John Wall, Mor­ ternities and Sorority sections, Organi­ Warren Averill, Assistant Professor of gan Grant, Hank Kidder, Neil McAugh- zations departments, Sports Department SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20 Agricultural and Biological Chemistry, lin, Dick Dombrio, Andy Brown, Don and work in the Senior section of the Dedication of Sawyer and Alexander Halls and Assistant Chemist with experience Bucksby, Jim Lincoln, Dan Reed, Charlie yearbook. at Citrus Experiment Station, Florida Sagro, Jim Freedman, Carl Prolman, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26 and an alumnus of Brown and the Uni­ versity of Massachusetts; Walter M. Pete Hallerain, Fred Rich and Jim Appoint Extension Lecturer Student Union Halloween Party Olrgsdale. Collins, Assisstant Professor of Poultry The first event of the day was the To Technology Department Husbandry and Poultry Geneticist who SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27 taught at the University of Connecticut softball game between the frosh women C. Burleigh Wellington, of Medford, Dads’ Day. Football — UNH vs. Vermont at Durham where he is also an alumnus; Gerald and Sophomore Sphinx women which Mass., has been appointed Extension was won by the Freshmen. Nancy Evans Dunn, Assistant Professor of Agronomy Lecturer in Mechanical Engineering and Assistant Agronomist, an alumnus and Fred Bennett were in charge and and Assistant in Technology Exten- Mary Helfrick was the captain of the of West Virginia University and Purdue tion at the University of New Hamp­ winning team. University with teaching experience at The races followed with Dick Head shire. the latter. They will be at the Agri­ and Kent Keith winners receiving as An alumnus of Tufts, Boston Uni­ New Faculty Members Announced cultural Experiment Station. prizes turtles with a “ ‘55” inscribed on versity and Columbia, Mr. Wellington Roscoe H. Bemis and Robert W. their backs. Fred Rich, Hank Kidder comes to New Hampshire from the Paulson are new instructors, the former and Neil McAughlin were the winners staff of Teacher’s College at Columbia. For Agriculture College by Dean an Instructor in Animal Husbandry and of the four-legged race. Bev Bullard He previously taught at Southern Assistant Animal Husbandman and the and Walter Red handled the organiza­ Seminary Junior College, and Barnard By Jane Spinney latter a part-time Instructor in Applied tion of this race. Bill Clark and Adair School for Boys. Nine new faculty members have been Avery E. Rich, with teaching experi- Farming. Roscoe H. Bemis attended the Campbell were in the tug-o-war was chosen for the College of Agriculture pence at Rhode Island State College and University of Massachusetts and will be cancelled after the rope broke three .nd announced by Dean Harold C. Grin- Washington State College will be an located at the Agricultural Experiment NEED A HAIRCUT? Station and Robert W . Paulson is an times. nell. An alumna of Pennsylvania State Associate Professor of Botany and Plant alumnus of the University of New Hamp­ The toilet paper race was won by Nick PLAY POOL? College, Teachers College, Columbia and Pathologist at the Agricultural Experi­ shire. Johnson. Sally Wolcott and Bob Sager dietetic internship at Pennsylvania Hos­ ment Station. He attended the Universi­ The new Assistant in Agricultural were in charge of this event. Dave Dan- UNIVERSITY pital, Philadelphia, Anna J. Light will ty of Maine and received his Ph.D. at and Biological Chemistry at the Agri­ dry won the Balloon Race with Connie assume her duties as Professor of Home the State College of Washington. cultural Experiment Station is Eliza- Cahill and Leighton Gilman in charge. BARBER SHOP Economics and Home Economist in the Assistant Professors Named Because of lack of time there were no Agricultural Experiment Station. The new assistant professors include: (continued on page 7) relay races. The unfortunate goose was caught by Valicenti and has been nicknamed “ Bea­ nie” as a mascot for the Freshman Class. Ed Hobby, Fred Bennet and Jack At­ k wood were in charge of the final event IT EASIER than ever ! — the Greased Pole Climb. All went to Putnam Hall where the Outing Club served supper consisting o i : hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, ice­ cream, soda pop and cupcakes. Mr. Mc­ Intyre ably assisted all in the events for I the day. \ Technology Faculty ^ k e j i n S F 1 Changes Announced For Academic Year w t H i n q W MORE FUN,TOO! Six new faculty replacements have been made in the College of Technology for the coming year, it is announced by Dean Lauren E. Seeley. In the mathematics department, two assistant professors were No tricks! No gimmicks! Takes no tim e-no special talent! You can make $25. named. Robert B. 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Freshman Regulations Grading System Theyne W e Don't . Last week the Sophomore Sphinx ambitious­ An important and integral part of this Uni­ ly undertook the task of enforcing Freshman versity is its Technology Department. One of Regulations and met with unusual success. How­ the important details taught by this Department ever, the worst is yet to come because during is the method of treating numbers or figures to the next week and a half until University Day, make answers or end results significant. October 9, the Sphinx will be split up and will To make a decimal figure at all significant, be active with other extra-curricular activities Technology teaches, it must be carried out to and studies. one place beyond that desired, and then rounded As is customary, some Freshmen have not off to the proper place. For instance, if 17 is and will not abide with the rules drawn up by divided by 7, and an answer is wanted accurate the student body. This group is not to be taken to two decimal places, the division must be as a typical freshmen group because it is in a carried out to three places and then rounded off minority, but nevertheless it is up to the Sphinx to two. The correct answer is 2.43 and is known and all upperclassmen to join together and en­ as a significant figure. If carried out to only force the regulations on freshmen, including the two places originally, the answer is 2.42 and is frosh football star and the prettest co-ed. When incorrect. a small number is exempt from abiding with the W ant . rules for no good reason, it is a poor example Ironically enough, at the same time that the upon other freshmen and the intentions of the University teaches its students this proceedure, Sphinx society will be ruined. it disregards the method in computing its stu­ For All dents’ grade point averages. A student might have a grade point average for a semester of Upperclassmen play an important part in 1.89 carried to tw o places. H is average would be enforcement for it is physically impossible for put in tlm records as 1.8. This is an incorrect the 24 members of Sphinx to be everywhere at answer. The correct answer is 1.9 to one deci­ one time. Perhaps many upperclassmen don’t mal place. The student has not gotten credit realize that they are free and urged to take the for what he has done. names of freshmen who are not complying with There are two possible solutions to the the rules. These names should be turned over problem. If the University insists that the to any Sphinx member, along with the date and grade point system must be used, then let’s the type of the offense. ’Sphinx will then see to make the grade point figures mean something "This is your 'nightie,' Elsie Mae — you've got on my street dress again." it that the offender is brought to justice. more than they do now. Letter grades are pret­ Members of the three upper classes must ty much absolute quantities, but there is cer­ also set an example for the frosh. Last week tainly no where near as much accuracy in the an unfortunate experience took place in Com­ assignment of a certain letter grade to a cer­ mons while three sophomores were eating in the On the Spot — tain student as its absolutism would indicate. Trophy Room when the Sphinx came into the Then, by giving those letters equivalent numbers dining hall and asked everyone to rise and sing and misusing the numbers, the significance of the the Alma Mater. Although everyone wanted to student’s grade point average is reduced to a O N CAMPUS eat, all but these three upperclassmen complied very low level. with the request. Occurrences such as this should with Dave Cunniff not take place. Coupons In grading, one is dealing with human quan­ Some weks ago, I chanced to tune in American democracy is in no way ex­ . . . O f Us tities and qualities, and psychologists have a radio program devoted to a discussion cepted from this. The Academy’s au­ The Sophomore Sphinx is an organization of the West-Point Scandal by three thorities, in my opinion, were handcuffed proven that in almost no case can absolute val­ set up by the Student government to govern august Congressmen, two of** whom, I by a traditional system, and did nothing ues be assigned with real accuracy. At this personally that would actually further recall, were members of the Senate Mili­ freshmen Regulations. The regulations were point we come to the other possible solution: tary Affairs Committee. The Solons cribbing, with the possible exception, I written to promote University and class spirit, hemmed and hawed about the matter in think, of the Athletic Department. I do Do away with grading altogether as it is prac­ not to ridicule the youngest member of the stu­ a most embarrassed manner — one could think that the ejection of the players in­ ticed now at this and many other universities. volved in the conspiracy was entirely in dent body. There is not better time to build up understand their diffidence, with elec­ A few schools have found a system of “passing”, tions on the way — and finally settled order, if the Military Academy wishes to that spirit than the first few weeks here, for it to continue its time-honored, and at this “failing” or “excellent” to work very satisfact­ with a milk-sop denunciation of the is the time when most people have the highest morals current in the nation, a wishy- writing, somewhat shop-worn, honor sys­ orily; there is no reason why it shouldn’t work tem. Allow me to say parenthetically, interest in college. The enforcing of the regu­ washy expression of sentiment against as w'ell here. In the case of students who would the Military Academy’s authorities for though, that the men in question were as lations is to be taken in a harmonious manner, much handicapped by the system as the ordinarily need recorded grades in order to get allowing a condition favorable to cheat­ not with the attitude that this is a penal insti­ ing to prevail, a sportsmanlike word in authorities were — even though they a job or get into graduate school, a letter of tution and one is being persecuted like a crim­ favor of continuation of big-time foot­ did break their oath, so much pressure recommendation from the necessary professors ball (you know the old cliches: “ It was upon them because of the athletic inal. would probably prove more satisfactory to both teaches fair play and manhood, and de­ schedules that a human lapse into error The Freshmen Class has thus far shown velops leadership” ), and a conciliatory was only to be expected. the person being recommended and to the school some tremendous spirit but now is the time for message to the players, who, the forum BUT OF THE first decision of the or company investigating them than would a set thought, should be punished, but per­ upperclassmen, Sophomore Sphinx and the fresh­ radio forum, on the morality of the of numbers or letters. haps not ejected from the Hudson River affair, I have much to say. First, let men to bind together to continue the true spirit We want an education, not a box full of school. us set up a working definition of moral­ of the University of New Hampshire. L.C.G. I have nothing to say about the con­ ity. It may surprise you to learn that gold, silver or blue stars. R.I.L. tinuation or discontinuation of big-time sexual conduct is but one small branch college football. I think it is here to of the traditional western morality. stay. Throughout history, the masses Morals first arose, it is said, because of have always had their fervent demand for the desire of mankind to protect from Broken Promises Headaches? No Wonder bread and circuses satisfied, and the harm the weaker members of the com­ munity. From this came the corrolary Let's . (Guest Editorial from the Ohio State Lantern) concept of duty: that the stronger owe For several years now the students here W e note that a recent physician’s survey in­ protction, and the weaker loyalty, to the have been asking for a certain improvement to dicated that college graduates have far more best interests of one another. Murder, thus, is an immoral act; so is thievery; be added to this campus. It is not something headaches than those with little education. so is the endangering of the physical or which would benefit the students socially but This isn’t difficult to fathom . . . Consider mental well-being of any man or group is a safety precaution. We are referring to the the poor college senior like this. If he goes into o : men within the moral system. Dr. Official Undergraduate Newspaper of Albert Schweitzer, I think, is correct set of steps up Notch Hill. the army, he’s got to worry about what’s going the University of New Hampshire when he says that the basis for all moral­ Students have slid and skidded their ways to happen to him, there, with bullets and all. Published weekly on Thursday throughout the ity is a fundamental “ reverence for life.” up and down this muddy terrain ruining both If he doesn’t go into the army, he’s called a •chool year by the students of the University of Therefore, I cannot understand why New Hampshire. the Congressmen were so upset about the clothes and tempers not to mention those that draft-dodger. Entered as second class matter at tha post office If he goes out with the boys at night for at Durham, New Hampshire, under the act of March moral standing of these young soldiers. have broken bones and strained muscles as a S, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of War is immoral; and soldiers are trained result of attempting Durham’s answer to the a beer, he’s accused of being a drunk. If he stays postage provided for in section 1103, set of October to kill. Then why expect high morality Matterhorn. home and hits the books, he’s accused of tearing * , 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. from these professional killers? In the Subscriptions...... $2.00 per year middle ages war was conducted in ac­ . Take . down the party. If he’s single, he’s got to worry cordance with the chivalric code, which about all his girls and which other guys they’re EDITORIAL OFFICE Every once in a while the students of the taught that the battle is not worth win­ dating. If he’s married . . . Rooms 306, 307 Ballard Hall ning unless it is won fairly and squarely. Quadrangle start up a petition to bring the sub­ No wonder college men have more head­ BUSINESS OFFICE With the advent of the Renaissance, how­ ject to the University’s attention. They are met Room 308 Ballard Hall ever, and continuing up to modern times aches. with snowballing ferocity, the purpose of by a set of what seem to be carefully prepared war has been to W IN , by hook or by evasions which lead one to believe that on mat­ fendM Vbfe<**» Press crook, at the least expense to the win­ ters of money the student is but a voice in the ner, at the most expense to the loser. Flick of the Wick REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY wilderness. W e have been told that there is not SINCE THE MODERN soldier is “House on Telegraph Hill” proves to be National Advertising Service, Inc. enough money, and when there is enough money trained to win throughout his career, let something out of the ordinary in charged thril­ College Publishers Representative us illustrate the possible workings of his that there is not enough manpower available. 4 2 0 M a d i s o n Ave. New York, N. Y. mind when he is faced, not with a mili­ lers. For those campus cuties who enjoy that C h ic a g o ■ Bo s t o n • A n g e l e s - S a n F r a n c is c o And when both these factors are on hand that Los tary problem, but with an academic one: James Mason type of psychological sadism, 20th we should wait until the frost gets out of the Printed by the Printing Department, the objective is a pass; the instructor Century — sly fox — has given Richard Base- holds that pass, and is solidly entrenched ground. Even the weather is on the Administra­ University of New Hampshire hart, wearing a look forlorn enough to bring out all along it, even at the foothills; the tion’s side. student’ s lines are so extended in an at­ the most motherly instincts in even the most Durham, N. H Sept. 27, 1951 We are not asking for an escalator nor for tempt to force, seige, or hold other passes bare mammals in the female section. (“Don’t a rocket to the moon. We simply want a plain that he finds himself in a tactically dis­ you think he looks like a naughty boy?”) Val­ E D IT O R ...... Robert Louttit, ’52 agreeable position: too little and too late, set of wooden steps up the hill. Or even a ramp entina Cortesa is just fragile enough to bring out BUSINESS MGR Bob Scott, ’53 as it were. The solution to his problem? would suffice. Anything that would keep the First, a suicidal head-long attack, with something more than the paternal instincts in EDITORIAL BOARD slimy Durham clay off our clothes, and make a little or no assured chance of any _ suc­ the men. Hollywood goes to prove in the pic­ Associate Editor ...... Leighton Gilmaii, 54 cess ; second, a long seige of the position, safe passage up the hill by its approaches. The ture that no man can resist a woman with a Managing Editor ...... Bob Bonneau, *53 during, which activity on other fronts may approaches of which we speak are well enough Jr. Managing Editor ...... Richard B ouley, ’53 weaken the “salient under his attention, soft accent. This time she even succeeds in marked. Students have been using the same News Editors ...... D ee Dee Chase, 53 and during which the enemy may fortify weeping with a foreign touch. Priscilla Hudson, ’54 the pass even more strongly; third, a ways up the hill for so long that the grass and Dan Ford, ’ 54 The picture is furnished with enough of flank attack through an area, let us say shrubs are worn away to the bare rock and mud. Sports Editor ...... T om K irkbride, ’53 a village, which has been declared a the usual subpilot to confuse everyone. It’s like Assistant Sports Editor ...... Peggy Ann Leavitt, ’52 This is certainly proof that these steps would neutral, non-operational zone. If win­ placing someone fresh out of the Maine woods benefit not just a few students but many of BUSINESS BOARD ning is the objective, this, certainly, is in the middle of Times Square and telling them Advertising Manager ...... Rita S cott, ’53 the soldier’s choice. Chances are, too, them. that the pass will be swept so completely to go to the Bronx. Hang on! It’s a fast ride. Subscription Mgr...... Hazen B ickford, ’52 Steps Advt. Agents ______...... R oy D . T hom pon, *54 by this action, that no word of his breach But don’t worry, all ends well that begins foul. Rud Ham, ’53 of conduct will ever be spoken. After Cortesa ends up sufficiently limp to sufficiently all, the winner, in modern war, writes Winter is coming and unless the Gulf REPORTORIAL STAFF Stream shifts Notch Hill will be covered with melt into the ssufficiently strong arms of her Reporters: Joan Westling, *54; Jane Spinney, *54; the history books. Ann Merrow, ’53; Bruce Dick, ’54; Howard From this I hope my point is made it’s usual glare of ice and snow. But Spring is lover. All in all, it’s a better than average thriller Brooks, ’52; Bill Clark, ’54; Dave Huffer, ’54; clear: we cannot train men in rank im­ the best time of all. Then you can get more mud with enough suspense to hold up everyone’s Marty Townsend, ’51; Bob Farrar, ’53. morality, and expect them to conduct Staff Photographer: Art Rose, ’53. on you than a commando. R.C.B. trousers. E.E.R. Correspondnt: Emmett Rose, ’ 53 (continued on page seven) PAGE FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 27, 1951

Dale Hall Calls Meeting Sweet Preps Varsity, Freshmen Fifty-Eight Years of Tonight For Basketball Head coach of basketball Dale Hall has scheduled a meeting for all varsity For Cross Country Schedule basketball candidates tonight in the Paul Sweet has issued a call for all year. Captain Bob Bodwell, back from New Hampshire Football classroom in the field house, at seven freshman and varsity cross country run­ a profitable summer in Rochester. New o’clock. Freshman aspirants for the ners to report to him as soon as possi­ York, will lead the team through a five- by Tom Kirkbride varsity are asked to report at this time ble, preferably this week. With the meet schedule, and possibly to the IC4A also. new four-year eligibility rule, freshmen meet in New York city, which follows Part II ni that a fitting memorial to the war Hall stated previously that all bas­ may try out either for the frosh or var­ the New England meet in Boston on In 1915, William “Butch” Cowell dead was needed materialized into cold sity squads. Sweet states, however, that November 12. A1 Carlsen, a freshman cash, with the result that construction ketball hopefuls will run cross country came to Durham. His appearance in­ this fall, in preparation for the regular there definitely will be a freshman team, sensation in the mile and two mile events started in 1919 with $15,000 backing. last spring, will be back to help his itiated a winning football tradition at practices, which are due to get under­ and he has scheduled eight ambitious A few months later the pledges and meets. mates, as will Ev Webber, Ralph Stev­ New Hampshire, a tradition that has way immediately after the last varsity surged to maturity, so that now it is as donations had uplifted the financial The frosh schedule will be played out ens, Bob Sprague, and Tom Hahn. Hahn status to $27, 238.72, and the make­ football game. Present arrangements should be in the peak of condition, as much a part of Durham as the “ T ” will have the squad reporting to Paul largely in Durham, as five of the en­ Hall bell and Chief Louis Bourgoin. over plan of Memorial Field was gagements are to be held at Lewis Fields. he took part in several marathons this pushed to the maximum. A bronze Sweet two or three times a week for summer, and never finished out of the Cowell came to the campus via the conditional running, with the remain­ The year opens with the Kittens enter­ tablet bearing names of 18 New Hamp­ taining the Boston University freshmen, “money” . The squad of eight lettermen, Universities of Illinois, Kansas, and der of the week devoted to shooting shire College war dead was placed at ii. Durham on October 12. Two more bolstered by newcomers, will meet all of Pittsburg, immediately following a and a few simple drills. negligible berth at Haskell Institute the field’s entrance, and was formally Durham meets follow, as Phillips Exeter last year’s opponents, Northeastern, Bos­ ton University, Maine, MIT, Vermont, of Lawrence, Kansas, where he was an unveiled on Alumni Day a year later. Captain James Armstrong will assist Academy runs on the nineteenth of next The whole new plant was presented Dale in the fall rehearsals. Captain month, and a triangular meet, with Man­ and the usual trip to the New Englands assistant coach. The fact that his will be made. to the College bv the officers of the Armstrong, who has come to Durham chester Central and Keene High Schools, first 1915 team finished two games shy Paul sums up his attitude towards Alumni Association at Commence­ just recently, played freshman basket­ takes place here on October 23. A trip o f the 500 mark is overshadowed by track in a fitting way. “I want to con­ ment on June 10, 1922. ball at both Duke and Michigan Uni­ with the varsity to Cambridge, Mass., on his promotion that winter to the posi­ vince the boys that track and cross tion of New Hampshire’s first full-time That fall, New Hampshire football versities, and worked in New York as October 26 for a dual meet with M IT provides the first trip for the Kittens. country are run for their benefit solely. Athletic Director. As such, he blan­ failed to live up to its new stadium, a fiber importer. This is followed by the last two home The only consolation we of the coach­ keted the university’s competitive field, and only three games out of nine were The Cats will step onto the boards meets of the fall season, as Dover and ing staff receive is the personal satis­ so that the school’s alumni can at least won. The College took five straight wallopings from Cornell, Mass. State, on the eighth of December with M IT Concord High Schools come here on faction that our boys are trying, win say that their teams have had a whiff Army, Vermont, and Maine, and man­ in the Durham field house, flipping the 30th of October, and the Bowdoin of lose. If you’ve run before, you’re of big-time football. welcome to run at New Hampshire, and aged but a tie with Boston' Univer­ the switch on one of the most rugged Freshmen finish the cross country ac­ The new coach tasted much woe in schedules in basketball history. The tivities at the university for the year. if you’re still a member of the untried, his first 24 months at the college, as sity. The schedule that year was the why not come out anyway? No one is most ambitious to date, and without team will play 20 games, ten of which The freshmen have already had their his teams won seven, lost eleven and ever cut from the squad, and I am al­ the services of Dutch Connors, Sol will be in Durham. Among others, initial meeting, held last Thursday in tied two, through 1916. But in 1917, ways available to help you.” Broderick, and an accompanying group Dartmouth, and two games each with room two of New Hampshire Hall, but coach Cowell and Captain Charlie of three-year men, the school was Conecticut and Rhode Island will furn­ through an error the get-together was University of New Hampshire’s foot­ Broderick sweated and strained their ish trouble. not announced in the New Hampshire. way through the first winning season fortunate to win at all. ball teams have been led by co-captains The big argument for the three wins in New Hampshire history, and this Many of last year’s varsity runners are each year since the Glass Bowl eleven that year was the appearance o f a in the twenty-fourth year of competi­ Patronize Our Advertisers back to kick up the turf for another of 1947. gentleman whom many consider the tion. W hile the overall three-two-one greatest ball player ever to tie on record stands as noticibly unimpres­ cleats in Durham, Shirley “ Cy” Went­ sive, the team’s cumulative 116 points worth. Ask any pre-’25 grad about to the opposition’s 40 was an eyeful. Cy’s kicking, passing, and great broken Almost half the total was accounted field running, and you’ll have yourself for in the hit and run clobbering of at least an evening’s earful. He scored W orcester Polytechnic Institute, 57-0. only four touchdowns in ’22, but his The first of the world-wars made its defensive work against the likes of imprint on Durham in 1918, and foot­ Army and Cornell made him one of ball was suspended formally for the New England’s best backs. first time since its christening in 1893. At that time the Student Army Train­ After a mediocre 4-4-1 season in ing Corps felt its biggest enrollment 1923, good football returned to Dur­ ham in 1924. Led by Captain W ent­ in the College, and many people were worth, the team experienced a New desirous of an athletic program for Hampshire innovation. On September the student-servicemen. The faculty appropriated $200 to buy the necessary seventh the team arrived at Ocean Park, Maine, where the first college equipment and cover expenditures, and a five-game schedule was arranged. training camp was held. A month later, Cy steered the team to a 27-0 This team, which was to be super- win in the Colby game, scoring three ceeded 25 years later by a similar Tee Dees, kicking three P A T ’s, and organization, won two, lost two, and running the proceedings admirably. tied one. Rhode Island and Norwich fell on uc- The next year the sport returned cessive Saturdays, but the New Hamp­ formally to New Hampshire, and with “ D utch” Connors as the team big shirites who had scored 90 points in three games had to settle for a field wig enjoyed its best season prior to goal and a 6-3 loss to Connecticut. the ’21-’25 era of Cy Wentworth. The They bounded back, however, to Cowellmen marched to six straight swamp Tufts, 20-0, Lowell Textile, victories over the faces o f Connecticut 37-6, Bates, 30-0, and rival Maine, Then you’re better off State, Bates, Norwich, Vermont, L o­ well Textile, and Mass. State, before 33-0. As Brown blanked the Durham- ites in the last game, New Hampshire losing to Maine, 7-3, and Brown, 6-0. fandom bade farewell to the genera­ This was the first of Cowell’s great tion’s best. Cy Wentworth, Sneaker years, and the beginning of a three- Neville, Eddie Hobart, Bill Say ward, year period in which the College won Leo McGlynn, Dutch Connors, and 20, lost but five, and tied two. The Sol Broderick were legend now. At margins were often slight, as when best they were but immortal shadows Connors’ 23 yard drop-kick averted a on the Durham gridiron. smoking PHIUP MoBBIS scoreless tie with Bates, but they es­ 1925 saw “ Nick” Nicora, rated high tablished New Hampshire’s athletic among the three sports stars at the prowess, and assured Bill Cowell of University, leading the team in his another year or two of constant em­ sophomore year. The squad remained ployment in Durham. undefeated until the Brown finale, The 1920 season, one game short schedule-wise than that of 1919, saw where it was steamrollered, 38-14. Nick and captain Eddy O’Connor help­ Newr Hampshire accumulate a 5-2-1 ...because Philip M orris is record. Bright spots that fall were a ed defeat Connecticut, 17-3, getting even for Cy and the 1924 beating. 40-0 mass-acre of Connecticut, and a In 1926, a series of editorials appear­ revenge-laden 47-7 triumph over Maine, ed in The New Hampshire concerning one of the two teams so defeating the definitely less irritating, the plight of a University with no Blue and W hite in 1919. This was the worst licking ever given the Bear by a suitable nickname for its athletic teams. The paper offered a ballot in ■Granite state team. the January 21, 1926 issue, with the The 1921 squad left behind it a definitely milder than any idea that the students would sign their record that remained unchallenged for names after putting down six sugges­ superiority until 1942. It started by tions, and send this to The New Hamp­ pasting three opponents before shrink­ shire offices. That same week, an ing before Dartmouth, 24-0. Then other leading brand! editorial, headed “ Dead,” was run on another surge brought on a six game page two denouncing the student en­ winning streak, with Lowell Textile, thusiasm in the move. It stated that Vermont, Bates, Colby, Mass. State, less than 20 per cent of the student and Holy Cross falling prey. The win body had responded, and pleaded for over H oly Cross, the only one New Hampshire was ever able to accom­ more suggestions on the proposal. The PROVE IT YOURSELF next seven days were apparently grati­ plish, played a large part in the fying, for the paper came out on Janu­ school’s rating in the East at the close Take the ary 28th with the statement that the of the year. The team ranked tenth in this part of the country behind Pitts­ replys so far had been definitely in PHILIP MORRIS NOSE TEST favor of the BULLS. Then the NH burg and Navy. Club, composed of wearers of the var­ But the most heralded win of the . . start enjoying PHILIP MORRIS today! ’21 campaign was the one achieved at sity NH (now the Vasity Club), pro­ posed the name W IL D C A T S . They the expense of Army. It was New argued that the wildcat is a native of Hampshire’s first trip out of New Eng­ New Hampshire. It is a small but land, and was considered a dazzling success as the Blue &nd White fought aggressive animal. It represents the off the West Pointers for a smashing football teams by its aggressiveness, 10-7 victory. Dutch Connors and Sol the basketball and baseball teams by Broderick were the big offensive cogs its ability to fight when cornered, and once again, as the “ practice gam e” the track team by its speed in over­ Army had hoped for backfired. In all taking its opponents. Three weeks fairnqss to W est Point, it must be later, the paper stated that the students had officially adopted the WILDCAT NO CIGARETTE stated that the affair with New Hamp­ shire was the second of two games (continued on page 5) played by the Academy that afternoon, the first being a sound rout by Spring­ field College. Had the cadets had only the ’Staters to worry about, it might HANGOVER have ended on a foul note New Hamp­ shire-wise. That the team was great means MORE SMOKING PLEASURE! there’s no denying, and many alumni still rate it as the best ever. It out- cm TAXI I scored the opposition 234 to 66, a mark m r which was shattered not until 1950, when the modern Wildcats massed f Dover Tel. 1 4 2 4 1 235 points to their opponents 53. In Durham, Butch Cowell was a wonder­ worker. T w o years earlier, the first of the Radio Cabs drives to improve athletic facilities started. The move began when the feeling of students, faculty and alum­ PHIUP MORRIS THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 27, 1951 PAGE FIVE N H Wildcats Rehearse for Brandeis Opener

1951 New Hampshire Ready to Oppose FALL ATHLETIC SCHEDULES Varsity Football Well-Drilled Eleven at Waltham Sept. 29 Brandeis Univ. Waltham Oct. 6 Rhode Island Kingston (continued from page 1) Salois off Manchester, and Gere Fitz­ Oct. 13 Maine Durham other halfback spot will be occupied by gerald, of Wakefield, Mass. Pete Ka- (Homecoming) either Len Toomey or Dick Jones. litka, junior transfer from Columbia, Oct. 20 Springfield Springfield Jones also plays basketball, and alter­ promises to be one of the biggest de­ Oct. 27 Vermont Durham nates on offense and defense. fensive cogs in the protecting line. (Dads’ Day) Dick Cunningham is expected to Pete was ineligible last year, but has impressed in both spring and fall Nov. 3 Connecticut Storrs m h ST a v d p s s c i .• marshall the Judges attack Saturday. Nov. 10 Tufts Durham An outstanding outfielder on the Bran­ drills. The offensive center will be Nov. 17 Kent State Kent, Ohio deis baseball team, he was an All- rudy Walter “Pappy” McFarland, of Gloucester. Pappy, who played the Freshman Football Scholastic in his secondary days at Malden Catholic High. game back in the early-war days of ■Oct. 12 Massachusetts Amherst The line, although tipping 200 Chic Justice, overcame three lettermen Oct. 19 Boston Univ. Durham 83 , % J8S, | S S , J8S, | 7 8| | 8 i last year to win his present role. T w o Oct. 26 Bates College Lewiston pounds in nearly every position, will be a bit green in point of service. At seniors are the defensive centers. Tony Nov. 3 Phillips Exeter Exeter Bahros, in his fourth year of competi­ Nov. 9 Dartmouth Frosh Hanover the ends, the Judges wll have Bob Burns and Bob Griffin. Both 200 tion at New Hampshire, is among the best line-baekers o f this post-war era. Varsity Cross Country pounders, Griffin will have the height Amos “Moose”Townsend, another de­ Oct. 6 Northeastern Boston over his neighbor. He stands 6’ 4W ’ high, catches a goodly number of fensive stalwart, handles the Cat’s Oct. 12 Boston Univ. Durham point-after-touchdown chores, and last Oict. 20 Maine Durham passes, and often doubles on defense. The tackles, Ray Gilbert and Phil Gold­ year was among the small college Oct. 26 M.I.T. Cambridge leaders as a result of his kicking effici­ Nov. 2 Vermont Burlington stein, are the heaviest men on the o f­ ency. Nov. 12 New Englands Boston fense team. Goldstein, who comes Nov. 19 IC4A New York from Brooklyn, did not play organized In the baekfielfl, Bobby Durand, a football until he came to college. The halfback last year, is expected to be the Freshman Cross Country coaches rate him as the team’s best starting team general, but team mate Oct. 12 Boston Univ. Durham blocker, and potentially one of the Don Miosky, who throws a pretty The Wildcats starting defensive team. Kneeling, left to right: Steve Oct. 19 Phillips Exeter Durham best linemen in New England. Ray pass, is pushing Bobby for the job. Perocchi, Bob Jackson, Bob Salois, Tony Bahros, George Barmashi, Art Post, Oct. 23 Manchester Centraland Keene Gilbert, 18-year old freshman from At left half, Harold “Soupy” Campbell High Schools Durham Tom Canavan. Standing, left to right: Bobby Durand, Jack Bowes, Tom Detroit, alternated last year as a guard will fill the shoes of the transferred Oct. 26 M.I.T. Cambridge Leighton, Hal Campbell. (Photo by Art Rose). and tackle, and performed with great Durand, while all-around Jack Bowes, Oct. 30 Dover and Concord High effectiveness in the Brandeis attack. 1950’s leading scorer, will repeat at Schools Durham New Hampshire will counter with a right halfback. Dick “Dum Dum” Nov. 3 Bowdoin Durham U N H - Brandeis Game team that has proven its ability to Dewing, who takes his football more Nov. 12 New Englands Boston smash the best in New England to the seriously every day, will be the start­ Nov. 19 IC4A New York Lineups at Waltham floor. Led by co-captains Ed Douglas, ing fullback, in an effort to better his Brandeis the school’s first Little All-American standing as 21st back in the small col­ New Hampshire guard of a year ago, and All-New Eng­ lege field in rushing, achieved last fall. — 58 Years Bob Harrington ...... Bob Griffin ...... land halfback Jack Bowes, the Cats Walter “Huck” Keany will probably (Continued from page 4) Earl E ddy ...... l.t. Phil Goldstein ...... r.t. will be out to extend their winning handle the punting assignments, and a group of good backs will be avail­ Ed Manganiello ...... r.g. streak to nine. This and future wins as the University mascot. The Bull Pierre Boucher ...... l.g. may take more than a little pushing on able beside Keany. Juniors Sonny was a close second, being less than Walter McFarland .... Ed Goldfader ...... the part of the Bostons, in view of the Rowell, Frank Dutille, and Gil Bray, 100 votes behind. Other votes were Ed Douglas ...... r.g. Bob Pierce ...... l.g. fact that five of the eight games are and sophomores Fred White, Paul cast for Eagles, Hawks, Huskies, A rt Post ...... r.t. Ray Gilbert ...... l.t. in the opposition’s back yards. Amico, Jeep Munsey, Joe Regis, Larry Fleas, Unicorns, Mustang, and the Ouelette, and Gene Franciosi are ex­ Bob Burns ...... On the flanks the varsity offensive Caterpillar. This was not the final Neal Herrick ...... r.e. line will have Neal “Bird” Herrick pected to see more than a few fleeting decision ,however, as the letters from Bobby Durand ...... q.b. Billy Billups ...... q-b. and Bob “Rebel” Harrington. Har­ moments of action. the alumni had not been tabulated. Harold Campbell ...... l.h. Len Toomey ...... l.h. rington, a letterman last y e a r , scored O n March 4, 1926, the W ildcat was Jack Bowes ...... r.h. Bill Chontos ...... r.h. his first touchdown in the Cham­ officially adopted by the University of plain game, and is the number one 1950 Football Results New Hampshire as a mascot. The Dick Dewing ...... f.b. Sid Goldfader ...... offensive end. Herrick is playing his decision climaxed a campaign of four KickofT 2 P. M. first year as a starting end, and hails UNH 62 Champlain 6 months work by The New Hampshire, from Newton, Mass. On defense, Steve UNH 27 Rhode Island 14 the Student Council, and the N H Club. Perrochi should be the standout end. UN H 19 Maine 0 The following season, the first of the ditional Brown windup, which the Cats Sw asey Announces First His versatility has prompted the UNH 14 Springfield 0 Wildcats to appear in Durham public- lost in a rugged duel, 14-7. The next coaches to try him at offense, also. UNH 47 Vermont 0 ally was shown at all the football year an equally inspiring record was Fall Baseball Practice Lettermen Earl Eddy, Art Post, Jack UNH 21 Connecticut 7 games. Mazie, the class of 1927’s established, as the Cowells won five, Kooistra and Bob Jackson will fill UNH 33 Tufts 19 pride and joy, came to an untimely lost two, and tied one. The only win Baseball coach Hank Swasey has on- the tackle berths, tgiving the Cats UNH 13 Kent State 7 end before she was a year old. In over Brown in the nine game series nounced that fall practice will be held plenty of know-how down the middle. appreciation of her services, the Stu­ was accomplished in 1930', by a 7-0 for the varsity from Wednesday, Step- Ed Douglas leads the guards, followed dent Council had her stuffed and count. tember 26, to Friday, October fifth. An by Pierre Boucher of Concord, Bob Patronize Our Advertisers mounted -in a glass case, in which Dick Eustis, now of Exeter High innovation at New Hampshire, the pur­ pose of the workouts is to get a line condition she may be viewed at present School, captained the 1931 team and on the freshmen who might hold_ var­ in the Commons Trophy room, atop an aided it to a win-heavy season. After awards case on the right-hand side of sity ability. No equipment will be issued edging Lowell and Boston University by the university, but candidates are asked the room. The next live mascot to by one touchdown each, Harvard turn up was in 1932, and was named to bring their own spikes, gloves, and smashed the Cats silly, 39-0. They other necessary items. Members of last an Arrow "Gordon Oxford99 Bozo, when an effort to name him regained composure with agility and after the first player to score against year’s varsity are expected to report took the measure of Maine, Vermont, also. The drills will begin every day at Harvard flopped. That ’cat died off Tufts, Connecticut, and Springfield be­ 3 :30, and last for approximately two i H / j 1/ i / i / v i i/i/ i / V t shortly afterwards, and a lapse of two fore bowing once again to powerful hours. Two of the teams mainstays, cap­ years took place before another was Brown, 19-13. This marked the third tain-elect Bobby Durand and Huck brought to the University. This time, year in a row in which a New Ham p­ Keany, the regular third baseman, will it was to be named after the first scor­ shire-Brown game had been decided by be unavailable due to football. er for New Hampshire in the Maine seven points or less. It also ended game, but complications arose once the series between the schools, a series again. The first score was a field which has remained stagnant to tjiis Honor Roll Announced goal, folowed closely by a touchdown, day. so the big question was whether to The honor roll for the Spring term, Losing football returned to Durham showing the names of 619 students, name him Henry for the goal-booter, for the next four years, and although or Charles for the T D scorer. The was announced this week by the Uni­ he didn’t know it, Bill Cowell’s coach­ versity. There were 94 names in the compromise, worked out by Blue Key ing days were almost up. His last which had charge of the animal, was highest honor group, 92 with high team, in 1936, started by cremating honors, and 433 honor students. The to name him “ Butch” after the foot­ Lowell Textile 66-0, but blew hot and ball coach. The name “Butch” was list includes the names of students who cold from there on. 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Franklin Square Dover opposite the theatre b r a d Me! NT! RE PAGE SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, SEPTEMBER 27, 1951 Trapp Singers Here Professor Moore Named NationwideT estGiven Foreign Students from Marine Laboratory Member Professor George H. Moore, UNH For October Concert faculty member for seven years, has LawSchoolApplicants been elected a member of the Corpora­ Throughout the United States on Europe and Asia Arrive tion of the Marine Biological Labora­ the mornings of November 17, 1951, tory at W oods Hole, Mass. Dr. February 23, April 26, and August 9,. By Dan Ford Moore has been chairman of the Zool­ 1952, applicants for admission to a Fourteen foreign students, representing Germany, Holland, ogy Department here since 1947. The number of leading American law election to the Corporation was an­ schools will be given the Law School France, Japan, Greece, Sweden, Poland, and Venezuela, are enrolled nounced by the Board of Trustees. Admission Test. this year at the University of New Hampshire. Prominent in research on sea life, The Education Testing Service The majority of the students are from Germany, including seven he was formerly an aquatic biologist has also announced the Graduate for the Virginia Fisheries Laboratory graduate students who are to study Agricultural techniques under Record Examination, required of appli­ while teaching at William and Mary cants for admission to a number of the auspices of the federal government. They are: Hans-Gunther College. He was also a staff mem­ graduate schools. This test includes Brandes, Hans Werner, Paul Klunder, Ingo Rudolf, Georg Loerbroks, ber during the summer at Ohio State’s general scholastic ability, general Karlheinz Moessner, Gerhard Mueller, Viktor Rochlitz, and Hein­ Put-in-Bay Institute of Hydro-Biology achievfem-ent in six broad fields o f and taught at the universities of Michi­ undergraduate study, and advanced rich Thurm. gan and Bowling Gren. level tests of achievement in various Another new student from Germany subject matter fields. is Maria Boeckenoff, a special student Student Union Application forms and a Bulletin of in the College of Liberal Arts. Spon­ Two New Counselors Named; sored by the U.S. State Department, by Bob Chase , Information, which provides details o f registration and administration, as well she is majoring in English and is es­ Hi! It certainly is swell to be see­ One Alumnus; One Canadian pecially interested in journalism. as sample questions, may be obtained ing everyone back on campus again; from advisors or directly ffrom Edu­ Also a Liberal Arts student is Otto to hear a “ cheery hello” (as the Frosh The University of New Hampshire Wigardt from Sweden. A transfer has announced recently the appoint­ cational Testing Service, P. O. Box say) around every corner. It is always 592, Princeton, N. J., or P. O. B ox from the University of U-psola, he is a surprise to find out how you really ment of two -new counselors to the sponsored by Inter-Fraternity Council, college faculty. 9896, Los Feliz Station, Los Angeles missed the old place after all. The 27, California. and is . receiving tuition fees from Union had 15 members who really Trapp Family Singers Harry R. Carroll, of Plymouth, New UNH. went over-board this year and came Hampshire, an alumnus of the Uni­ South American Student back a week early to see that the frosh by Joan Westling versity, ,an-d graduate assistant last Band auditions for flute reeds, brass- year, has been added to the counseling Representing South America is were really well taken of during Orien­ and drums in the University band will The Blue and W hite concert series service and faculty. Also appointed Francisco Fernandez, from Venezuela. tation Week. On Tuesday evening be held this afternoon at 4 o’clock in- is again bringing to campus the popu­ counselor is Miss Doris Gregory, of A freshman in Liberal Arts, Francisco they held a square dance for the Com room 301 of Thompson Hall. Rehear­ lar Trapp Family Singers on October Manchester, New Hampshire, a gradu­ is attending the University on his own muters which seemed to be as well sals will be held Monday and Thurs­ 10 in New Hampshire Hall. This ate of the University of British Colum­ initiative. populated with upper-classmen who day afternoons at 4 o’clock. family — mother, six daughters, and bia. Miss Gregory was a research Claudine Billy, from the Sorbonne, were also back early as with Com­ two sons — has travelled throughout muters. On Saturday evening the assistant and counselor at the Univer­ Paris, is a graduate student in chemis­ the whole country since coming to the Union sponsored the annual Freshman sity of Minnesota, and also served in try. She is receiving her tuition fees United States in 1938 and settling in the Canadian Army from 1942 to 1945. from the University, and is sponsored dance with approximately five or six Stowe, Vt. PEGGY'S YARN SHOP hundred people attending. Thus the by Pan-Hellic society. In the past the group has been most Union got off to its usual roaring start t-ets, and instrumental music on -block Every Type of Knitting Material From Hiroshima, Japan, is Yakaski widely known here and in Canada, but this year. flutes and spinets such as is rarely Murataka, who graduated from the in the current season they made a Hiroshima University of Literature In my rush to tell you of this past three month tour with sixty-one con-* heard. Featuring W ith the dynamic Mother of the and Science. A graduate student in week’s events I have neglected to tell certs before returning to their native family as the hostess, the singers inter­ Argyle Kits and Sweater Yarn history, he is sponsored by the Univer­ you that the Notch is under new super Salzburg for three appearances within space the music-making with witty sity and the federal government. vision this year. Miss Maxine Arm ­ the framework of the famed Salzburg strong (of the class of ’51) has re­ commentaries. Performing in their Peter Stavropulos from Greece is Music Festival. The entire European Margaret LaBonte, Owner placed Mrs. Phyllis MacDonald as tour took four months and included colorful Tyrolean costumes, the Trapp enrolled as a freshman in technology. Director and A1 Horne has replaced Family Singers provide an informal He is sponsored by Mrs. Anastasia ten countries. Morrill Bldg. Central Ave. Dick Stevens as president. The new In their decade of public appearances evening of dignity and friendliness in Phofolos of Dover. a simple, beautiful, and truly musical administration promises to be every before three million people the Trapp Above The Dover News Shop Polish Representative bit as productive as the previous ones. Family has presented folk songs, pre- program. (continued on page 7) Another foreign student is Nathan Again this year Student Union will classical airs, yodels, madrigals, mo- Kosowski, who immigrated to the offer a number of services to the stu­ United States as a displaced person dents. The transportation pool and from Poland. A victim of pogroms chaperone lists are not as yet com ­ under the Russians and Nazis, he plete, however, if you do get in a jam spent the war in going from Poland for chaperones or transportation before to Russia to Germany, and finally to the lists are complete just come up to Italy, where he enrolled in the Uni­ the office and we will see if we can’t versity of Rome. He is enrolled in help you. By the way, if anyone wants UNH as a mechanical engineer. to pick up a little extra change just While not actually a student, Mar- come up and sign up to do typing and jan van Wajk, will be at UNH as a baby-sitting. W hen lists are complete lab technician for the agricultural we will give your name to anyone chemistry department. desiring to have somethng typed or In addition to the new students, five anyone who needs a baby-sitter. The foreign students are returning from lockers are now ready for the com ­ last year, as upperclassmen and gradu­ muters so you can get those anytime ate students. One student, Peter by just coming in the office. Schmidt, who was IFC representative As usual, freshmen have been sign­ two years ago, is returning after a ing up all week for active Student year’s absence, after marrying the sis­ Union membership, however, if you ter of one of his fraternity brothers. have neglected to do so, please leave your name and campus address at the Student Union office any time. Also, we would like to insert a message here Military Department to the old Student Union members. It is quite possible that we may not have your present campus addresses Announces Personnel so come on up and make sure that we Colonel W. S. Phillips recently an­ have your present address. nounced the appointments of six new instructors to the Military Department of UNH. They are Major Lawrence Senator Loizeaux To Speak B. Reed, Major Frank E. Kirby, Ma­ jor Kenneth Potter, Captain Irving B. Before League of Voters Anderson, 1st Lieutenant Richard S. Bushong, and 1st Lieutenant John B. The opening meeting of the Durham Monson. League of Women Voters will be held in St. Thomas Moore church hall, on Major Reed of Lexington, Mass., an October 1 at 8:15. Speaker at the meet­ alumnus of B.U., comes to New ing will be State Senator Loizeaux of Hampshire from Mitchel Air Force Plymouth, who will review the major Base in New York where he was assis­ accomplishments of the N. H. legis­ tant Director of Military Personnel lature. Procurement. The League of Women Voters, a non­ Major Kirby of Amherst, N. Y., an partisan organization, is open to all alumnus of Keene Teachers College women in the community who are inter­ and Sacremento State, was W ing Air ested in better government. Inspector at Mather Field, California. Major Potter of Gardner, Maine, who attended the University of Maine, Patronize Our Advertisers spent 17 months in Alaska and the Aleutians. Both he and Major Kirby joined the UNH Department of Mili­ tary Science and Tactics in July and were recently promoted from the rank of Captain. Durham Shoe) 1st Lieutenant Richard S. Bushong, of Brooklyn, N. Y., attended St. John’s University, and served in the European Repair ! Theatre of operations. 1st Lieuten­ ant John M. Monson, of Fargo, North Experts in shoe repairing' I Dakota, attended Hardin College and Mercer University. I Captain Anderson is the only Army appointee to the staff. 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The Cats Meow by Richard Bouley Mask and Dagger To Hold Tryouts This Evening Student Leaders Attend Tryouts for the honorary dramatic Bornums\ Maxim Holds True in society, Mask and Dagger, will be held tonight in room 3 of New Hampshire, starting at 7 o’clock. Both freshmen Rolling Ridge Conf. Story of Bow-Legged Cricket and upperclassmen have been invited Once upon a time there was a cricket named Xavier. Xavier was to attend even though they did not The Rolling Ridge Conference, as provided for by the student a normal little cricket with one exception. His legs were bowed. register last night. government of last spring, will hold its second annual conference The fall production this year will be Now this would not seem important to us, as bowlegs are ex­ held Nov. 14 through 17. At the present October 20 and 21. The site of the discussions will be again at pected on some people like cowboys and girls who wear long skirts. time two shows are under consideration, North Rolling Ridge, Andover, Mass. But to a cricket it was disasterous. All the other crickets with their “ The Old Maid,” by Zoe Aikens and The dual purpose of the conference is to acquaint student leaders “Angel Street” by Patrick Hamilton. of the campus with each other and with members of the admin­ knock-knees could very easily make all sorts of mating-calls and Tonight’s tryouts are for admission to music to amuse themselves and the summer tourists. But not Mask and Dagger whereas tryouts for istration and to discuss the progress and problems of each student Xavier. the fall production will be held Oct. 1 organization. Poor little Xavier, try as he may, and 2 for upperclassmen. Letters were sent to the various stu- •could not rub his legs together. He other crickets look at your legs.” dent organizations last year in an tried everything. He laid on his side, Xavier seemed a little doubtful at first ing and said, “ Kid, you’re all through. New Faculty Members attempt to seek out the leaders on he hung from trees and he even tried but after an hour o f Sam’s pitch he It seems that all this publicity has (continued from page 2) campus who would attend the confer­ flushed out a whole new crop of cric­ ence. As yet, no definite list of dele­ tying hs legs together. But it was all was ready to pack his bags and hit beth E. Eastman, an alumna of the Uni­ kets with bowed legs and now your to no avail. the open road. versity of New Hampshire. William A. gates has been named but invitations type 'is a dime a dozen. I’m afraid XAVIER WAS ALREADY to take MacDonald assumes the position of Re­ will be sent out within the next two The two insects played every one- that we’re going to have to call this his life in his feelers when he met up search Assistant in Botany, Agricultural weeks. horsefly-town in America. They even off so I’ll just take my cut and blow .” with Sam, the fly. N ow Sam, the fly, Experiment Station and attended the Tentative invitations were sent out put on a few command performances After Sam had taken his cut and all is a quick one to see a way to get a University of New Hampshire. to the faculty and administration mem­ before visiting queen bees and received the taxes were taken care of, Xavier little sugar, so when he saw the cric­ Faculty Members Leaving bers who were chosen by the steer­ decorations. After Sam, who was MC didn’t have enough left to buy a sand­ ket’s plight he hopped down from the and business manager, finished his An Assistant Professor and three n- ing committee to participate in the ceiling and sidled up to Xavier. wich for a cricket, which you must ad­ structors have departed from the Col­ conference. speel all Xavier would have to do is mit is not a lot of money. lege of Agriculture faculty. Charles M. It is expected that the conference “ Say, kid,” said Sam looking Xavier walk out on the stage and give a few He would have ended it all right Matthews was the Assistant Professor in will be composed of about sixty stu­ over with his hundred eyes. “ Y ou ’re brief anecdotes about his life and hard there but a kindly doctor at a clinic Forestry and is an alumnus of North dents and twenty-five faculty members. looking at this thing in the wrong light. times and he would be set. The crowds said that he would perform an opera­ Carolina State College. The sum of fifty dollars has been ap­ Do you know' that you’re unique?” never even bothered to listen to his tion in the interests o f science to Instructors who leave are: Elizabeth propriated for administrative purposes Xavier eyed him suspiciously. “ Do you stories, they were too interested in straighten his legs. Xavier agreed to H. Edson, an Instructor in the Home by the Student Government. realize that you are the only cricket looking at his legs. the operaton which of course was a Economics Department, Charles C. Jack, in the wTorld wth bowed legs? Why AFTER ABOUT A YEAR of tour­ big success. With his legs straightened an Instructor in Applied Farming and The members of the conference you could make a real pile letting ing Sam came to Xavier one morn- (Continued on page 8) Donald M. Kinsman, an Animal Hus­ steering committee are: Edward Eddy, bandry Instructor. Donald Leavitt, Mary Lue Barton, ivxw; Nancy Cole, Patricia Cortes, William ftWftflWmff lMM« rv-ito » ...... b—A— — A Phi O Croft, Carleton Cross, Robert Kaiser, Robert Louttit, and Patricia Wilkie. There will be a meeting of members Thursday September 27, Alumni Room, Gommittee heads are: Transporta­ New Hampshire Hall at 7:30 p.m. tion, Robert Louttit; Evaluation and Please be on time. Resoultions, Nancy Cole; Faculty Registration, Mary Lou Barton; Stu­ ^ 5 Interviews on dent Registration, Patricia Wilkie; Finance, Carleton Cross; Publicity, Patricia Cortez; Program, Don Lea­ I Meader’s vitt, Robert Kaiser, Mary Lue Bar­ ton, Nancy Cole; Room Assignments, Robert Kaiser; Social Chairman, W il­ | Flower Shop liam Croft.

i Flowers for all occasions - ON THE SPOT Corsages a specialty (continued from page 3) themselves morally. Killers are suspect­ Phone 158 ed of a tendency toward immorality and | 10 Third St. Dover, N. H. crime. Soldiers, too, trained to kill, should not be regarded as men to be trusted on their own in a moral or ethical problem — they are liable to think only as what they are: professional Aftera/Me/esfs. killers. At any rate, they should be con­ Clothing — trolled, so that their anti-social attitudes can be directed against the enemy they aardi/ark a mi/e — Furnishings are paid to eliminate, rather than to the detriment of themselves and their society. Sportswear Gargantua was a lovable old brute, T ftbr a Came// with the simian soul of honor but — Shoes — Barnum and Bailey were sure to keep him snug behind bars, just in case. Records — Books Cleaning — Pressing — Trapp Singers (continued from page 6) Laundry Agency The private and spiritual side of the family was brought out last December with the publication o f a book by Maria Augusta Trapp entitled “The Story of the Trapp Family Singers.” Their story reached 100,000 families BRAD MCINTIRE when this book reached the top of the DURHAM.NEW HAMPSHIRE non-fiction best seller list. Patronize Our Advertisers

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— Alumni Elections - by Bob Bonneau The Prints of Wails (Continued from page 1) The alumni organization, which com­ prises over 15,000 members all over the Prints Charges Obvious Error United States, elects two members to the 13-member U N H board of trustees.. The other alumni trustee is Col. Albert In Appointment to Important Post S. Baker ’21, Concord radio executive,, v/ho is now with a National Guard unit The Prints was soaking his early I hemmed and quickly decided to in federal service. haw. “ Coiqe in and see,” I faltered, morning nose in a cup of coffee the Elected to the executive board of the other morning when The Cat came “We may both be surprised.” Once inside the place I quickly discovered association were: president, Robert Saw­ purring in. “ Hiya,” he says, “ Howza yer ’18, a milk distributer in Bradford, boy today?” I am suspicious of The things were not running smooth. Out­ side of one skit in rehearsal and an­ Mass.; first vice-president, Bradford Cat when he is cheerful before 4:53 Boothby ’32, who is in the insurance other in contemplation, the lights man p.m. so I sunk further in my plush business in Chelmsford, Mass.; and sec­ cushion and grunted. I burned my was all I could find. There were seats, ond vice-president, Mary Louise Han­ tongue. . , „ though. cock ’42, from Concord, N. H., who is “ You shouda come to the meetin , Within ten minutes of curtain time, a member of the state Planning and De­ chortled The Cat further, “ All kindsa neither The Cat nor the master of velopment Commission. Acting as secre- things happened!” “What?”, I mut­ ceremonies was in sight. Others had tary-treasurer and an ex-officio member tered, “Did they decide to change crept in, however, and did me no good of the board is William Prince of Dur­ Hunter into a girl’s dorm?” at all by asking what time they were ham. The Cat stretched. “Nah! They due on. I didn’t know. The one and New members of the governing board put you in charge of Student Activity only copy of the program was in the are: Dwight Kilton Andrew ’23, Maine Night. Did I tell you about the funny grubby paws of the M.C. who blessed­ lumber dealer; Thomas L. Snow ’24 o f thing that happened the. . .” ly blew in and asked for a microphone; Acton, Mass.; and Dean P. Williamson He was trying to cover up, but the I fished in my back pocket and I ’d for­ ’32, Concord insurance official. Prints heard him the first time. I gotten to take one. Elected to the nominating committee, burned my nose and the front of my People kept pushing me down into a which selects candidates for all associ­ t-shirt. “ That’s nice, I said, “ next dressing room to read script with two ation offices, as well as their own suc­ month did you say?” of a four-man cast. People were tell­ cessors, were Nicholas F. Colovos ’27 o f “ M onday,” whispered The Cat, ing me how wide they wanted the cur­ Durham, UN H animal nutritionist; Mrs. “ Y ou got lotsa time, and I ’ll help tain parted. Voices were asking what Jane Blake Daland ’29, Durham house­ you!” The Cat loves to tell me bad time to start the bonfire. And two wife; and Edson F. Eastman ’28, Con­ news. “All you got to do is get a persistant young ladies were forever cord milk distributer. bunch of people together and have pushing a script under my beezer, The results of the balloting were an­ ■some skits. Let’s go have a game of crushing a beany on my head and nounced at the annual alumni reunion on assuring me I didn’t have to say a P °°l-” .. June 16. The scene shifts. It is now 5:45 thing! A group of people collectively p.m. Monday and The Prints has just termed an audience was trickling in and stamping their hands together. "Why? Well, I simply don't go cut with just ANYBODY— and I don’t returned from an extended week-end even know youl Besides, I don't go out on less than two weeks' no­ Lord, Claude! The movies! Quick, at home. It was extended because^ of tice; furthermore, I have a coke date at 8, play practice at 9, study ROBERT P. ALIE quick. . . a telephone! Yes, yes, he a sector arm and the lack of a steering session at 12. and a few things to rinse . . . What? Who's playing? H* Doctor of Optometry column in his vehicle. . .very difficult was on his way. Then, somehow, is! A new car . . . it is! Who were you calling? JANE JONES! ! to steer without one, you ^ know. I Chief Looie strode in bearing two There's been a mistake!— this is Jaqualla Calimanderthieson, hold Gene Autry Gale Davis broadcast recorded educational programs, v e c f Sun.-Tues. 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