 # Twitter hashtag Number

 #1 Number one

 $ Dollar, money

 $_$ Has money

 %) Drunk, giddy

 'S Wrongly displayed 's

 >< Frustration

 >,< Angry, annoyed

 >.> Suspicious, wary

 >.< Frustrated, angry, upset, in pain

 >//< Embarrassed, blushing

 >3 Evil but happy Hate (opposite of <3)

 >:( Angry

 >:) Evil Grin

 >:D< Hug

 >:O Angry

 >O< Yelling

 >_> Looking left, shifty look

 >_< Frustrated

 &HEARTS; HTML code for a heart

 <# Misspelling of <3  <> Not equal No comment

 <>< Fish

 <.< Shifty look



 <2 Not quite love (<3)

 <3 Love (heart shape)

 <333 Multiple hearts

 <3U Love You

 <4 More than love (<3)



 Grin

 <_< Sarcasm, look left

 'EM Them

 (!) Sarcasm

 (8) Musical note (MSN)

 (: Happy

 (A) Angel (MSN)

 (H) Cool dude emoticon (MSN)

 (K) Kiss (MSN)

 (L) Love heart (MSN)

 (N) Thumbs down (MSN)  (S) Seriously

 (U) Heartbroken

 (Y) Thumbs up (MSN)

 (YN) Fingers crossed (MSN)

 (^^^) Shark

 (_8^(I) Homer Simpson

 * Indicating a spelling correction

 *$ Starbucks

 *$$ Starbucks

 *<:-) Clown

 *.* Every file on a computer

 *G* Grin

 *O* Confused, surprised, shocked

 *S* Salute

 *_* In love, dazed

 +1 Partner Me too

 +REP Boost reputation on XBox Live

 +_+ Dead man

 -.- Annoyance

 -_- Annoyed, tired

 .-. Sad, unhappy

 .BIZ Top level domain for business

 .CO Alternative to .COM

 .COM Top level domain for commerce

 .EDU Top level domain for education

 .GOV Top level domain for governments

 .MIL Top level domain for the military

 .NET Top level domain originally for network providers

 .ORG Top level domain for non-profit organizations

 // Love, I love you

 /B/ 4chan's random image board

 /O/ Happy, arms in the air

 /O\ Frustrated, hands on head

 /R/ Requesting

 /S Sarcasm

 /THREAD End of a thread on a forum

 /W Whisper

 0.0 Surprise

 0.O Raised eyebrow, WTF

 0/ Waving

 012 Forever

 0_0 Shocked

 10 Perfect looking woman  10-1 Radio code for 'Receiving poorly'

 10-2 Radio code for 'Receiving well'

 10-4 Understood, OK

 101 Basic introduction

 10CHAR Padding where at least 10 characters are required

 10Q Thank you

 10X Thanks

 11 One louder than 10

 111 Excited

 112 European emergency number

 12 The police

 120 LOL! (101! = 5! = 120)

 123 I agree

 1234 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you (I Love You)

 1314 Forever (Chinese)

 1337 Elite

 133T Elite

 143 I Love You (letters in each word)

 14344 I Love You Very Much (letters in each word)

 1437 I Love You Forever

 153 I Adore You (letters in each word)

 180 Turn around, 180 degrees

 187 Police code for murder or death

 1AAT One At A Time

 1D One Direction (band)

 1UP Extra life in a game

 2 To

 21 Quit

 211 Police code for robbery

 212 Speak with someone

 22 A .22 caliber handgun

 220 Second To None

 224 Today, tomorrow, forever

 24/7 Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week

 241 Two For One

 250 Stupid person (Chinese)

 2B To Be

 2BH To Be Honest

 2DAY Today

 2EZ Too Easy

 2G Too Good

 2G2BT Too Good To Be True

 2K10 2010

 2K4U To Cool For You  2K9 2009

 2L8 Too late

 2M Tomorrow

 2MI Too Much Information

 2MORO Tomorrow

 2MOZ Tomorrow

 2MRW Tomorrow

 2NITE Tonight

 2NYT Tonight

 2U To You

 2U2 To You Too

 3 The letter E

 3 WHEELIN Driving with one wheel off the ground

 3> Hate (opposite of <3)

 30STM 30 Seconds To Mars (band)

 313 Area code for Detroit

 333 Half evil

 360 XBox 360 Complete circle

 381 I Love You (3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning)

 39 Thank You

 3DG Three Days Grace (band)

 3G Third Generation mobile phone network

 3Q Thank You

 4 For

 4/20 April 20th, WEED smoking day

 401K Retirement investment plan

 404 Page not found error Clueless

 411 Information

 419 Nigerian Email Scam

 42 The answer to life, the universe and everything

 420 WEED, Pot Time to get high, smoke marijuana

 420 FRIENDLY Person who likes smoking pot

 4221 4ever 2gether 2love 1another

 4377 Hell in LEET

 44 .44 Magnum

 459 I Love You (phone digits for ILY)

 4CHAN Internet message/image board

 4COL For Crying Out Loud

 4E4 Forever

 4EVA Forever

 4EVER Forever

 4G 4th Generation  4GET Forget

 4GM Forgive me

 4M Forum

 4RL? For Real?

 4SHO For Sure

 4SRS For Serious?

 4U For You

 4WD Four-Wheel Drive

 4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle

 4YEO For Your Eyes Only

 5 LOL (5=101 in binary)

 5 BY 5 Loud and clear, fine

 5 HOLE Gap between goalie's legs in hockey

 5! LOL! see 120

 50 Police (from Hawaii Five-O)

 5150 Police code for crazy person on the loose

 520 I Love You (Chinese)

 555 Thai for HaHaHa

 5N Fine

 5X5 Loud and Clear

 637 Always and Forever (letters in each word)

 666 The Number of the Beast

 6_6 Looking down Suspicious

 72 72 hours, 3 days

 721 Love You (7 letters, 2 words, 1 meaning)

 73 Best regards (Amateur Radio)

 730 Crazy

 7DAW Seven Days A Week

 8) Cool

 8* Kiss

 8-) Cool (sunglasses)

 8-| Nerdy (wearing glasses)

 808 Police code for disturbing the peace

 80S The Eighties, 1980s

 81 Hells Angels (HA 8th and 1st letter)

 823 Thinking Of You

 831 I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)

 86 Get rid of something

 88 Heil Hitler (H is 8th letter)

 881 Bye Bye (from Chinese pronounciation)

 886 Bye Bye (Hong Kong Cantonese)

 888 Ate, ate, ate

 88888888 Clapping  8BALL 1/8 ounce of cocaine

 8D Manic

 9 Parent watching

 911 US emergency number

 93 Rough suburb of Paris

 99 Parent stopped watching

 999 UK emergency number

 9JA Nigeria

 9_9 Rolling the eyes

 :$ Embarrassed

 :& Tongue tied, speechless

 :> Mischievous smile

 :< Sad, frowning

 :'( Crying

 :') Crying with joy

 :( Unhappy, sad

 :(:) Pig

 :(|) Monkey

 :) Happy

 :* Kiss

 :-( Sad

 :-) Smile

 :-* Kiss

 :/ Sarcasm

 :0 Surprised, shocked

 :3 Cute/goofy face

 :9 Yum, licking

 :? Confused

 :@ Angry

 :B Buck teeth

 :C Very Sad

 :D Happy

 :DD Very happy

 :F Drooling

 :J Smirk

 :K Vampire teeth Snake's tongue

 :L Laughing

 :O Surprised

 :O) Clown nose smiley face

 :P Sticking tongue out

 :Q Smoking

 :S Confused

 :T Side smile  :X Zipped lips

 :[ Sad Vampire

 :] Happy

 :{) Happy with a moustache

 :| Disgust, disapproval, not funny

 ;( Crying

 ;) Wink

 ;-) Wink

 ;D Wink

 ;O Joking

 ;P Winking and sticking tongue out

 =) Happy

 =* Kiss

 =.= Tired

 =/= Not equal to

 =0 Surprised, shocked

 =3 Cute/goofy face

 =D :D

 =F Vampire

 =I Indifference

 =P Sticking tongue out

 =S Confused

 =W= Weezer (band)

 =X No Comment

 =[ Sad

 =] Happy

 ? What?

 ?4U Question For You

 ?? What?

 ?_? Confused, lost

 @ At

 @.@ Confused, surprised

 @@@ Warning of parents nearby

 @_@ Hypnotized, dazed

 @}--->---- A rose

 A&E Accident & Emergency (department of a hospital)

 A&F Always And Forever Abercrombie & Fitch

 A&R Artists & Repertoire

 A/N Author's Note

 A/W Anyway

 A1 Top quality

 A3 Anywhere, Any time, Any place

 A7A Frusration, anger (Arabic)  A7X Avenged Sevenfold (band)

 AA Alcoholics Anonymous African-American Automobile Association

 AAA American Automobile Association Battery size

 AAB Average At Best

 AAC Apple Audio Compression

 AAF Always and Forever

 AAK Alive And Kicking

 AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

 AAP Always A Pleasure

 AAR At Any Rate

 AARP American Association of Retired Persons

 AAT And Another Thing At All Times

 AAWY And Also With You

 AAYF As Always, Your Friend

 ABBO Aborigine

 ABBR Abbreviation

 ABC American Born Chinese

 ABD Already Been Done

 ABDC America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)

 ABF All But Face

 ABG Asian Baby Girl

 ABH Actual Bodily Harm

 ABO Aborigine

 ABP Already Been Posted

 ABS Absolutely

 ABT About

 ABT2 About To

 ABU Anyone but (Manchester) United

 AC Air Conditioning Alternating Current

 AC/DC Rock Band

 ACAPELLA Vocal music without instruments

 ACC Actually

 ACCT Account

 ACE Excellent, great

 ACK Disgust, frustration Acknowledgement

 ACLU American Civil Liberties Union

 ACME A Company that Makes Everything

 ACP Automatic Colt Pistol

 ACT SAT type test

 ACTA Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement

 ACU Army Combat Uniform  AD Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)

 AD HOC For the specific purpose Improvised, impromptu

 ADAD Another Day Another Dollar

 ADD Attention Deficit Disorder

 ADDY Address

 ADED All Day Every Day

 ADEROL Drug that helps you focus

 ADGTH All Dogs Go To Heaven

 ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

 ADL All Day Long

 ADM

 ADMIN Administrator on forum, network etc

 ADN Any Day Now

 ADR All Due Respect

 ADS Aim(ing) Down Sights

 ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line

 ADTR A Day To Remember (band)

 AE American Eagle (clothing)

 AEAE And Ever And Ever

 AEAP As Early As Possible

 AFAIA As Far As I'm Aware

 AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned

 AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned

 AFAICS As Far As I Can See

 AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell

 AFAIK As Far As I Know

 AFAIR As Far As I Remember

 AFAP As Far As Possible

 AFC Away From Computer

 AFF Affirmative

 AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels

 AFI A Fire Inside (Band)

 AFK Away From Keyboard

 AFL Australian Football League

 AFN All For Now

 AFP Away From Phone

 AFRL Away From Real Life

 AFRO Hairstyle from Africa

 AFS Always, Forever and Seriously

 AG Aggressive

 AGC Automatic Gain Control

 AGG Cool

 AGGY Aggitated  AGH Ain't Gonna Happen

 AGM Annual General Meeting

 AGP Accelerated Graphics Port

 AGRO Hostile, angry Aggravation, trouble

 AGT America's Got Talent (TV show)

 AGW All Going Well

 AHA Expression of discovery or realization

 AHEM Throat clearing sound

 AHO Idiot (Japanese)

 AHT Out

 AI Artificial Intelligence As If

 AIB Am I Boverd?

 AIDS Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

 AIGF All In Good Fun

 AIGHT All right

 AII Alright

 AIIC As If I Care

 AIIT Alright

 AIKRN All I know right now

 AIM AOL Instant Messanger

 AIMBOT Trageting script in games

 AIMH Always In My Heart

 AIMO Idiot

 AIN'T Am not/are not/is not

 AINEC And It's Not Even Close

 AINT Am not/are not/is not

 AIO All In One

 AIR Blanked, ignored

 AIRHEAD Stupid person

 AISB As I Said Before

 AISI As I See it

 AIT Alright

 AITE Alright

 AITR Adult In The Room

 AITYD And I Think You Do

 AIUI As I Understand it

 AIYA Cantonese expression of exasperation

 AJ Apple Juice

 AK AK-47 Assault Rifle Alaska

 AK47 Assault rifle

 AKA Also Known As

 AKI Autumn, fall  AKML Avada Kedavra My Life (Harry Potter)

 AKS Ask

 AKTF Always Keep the Faith

 AL Alcohol

 ALA In the style of (French)

 ALAP As Late/Long/Little As Possible

 ALAS Expression of regret, sorrow

 ALCO Alcoholic

 ALF Animal Liberation Front

 ALG Ain't Life Grand

 ALI Best Friend

 ALIE Init

 ALIHAL At Least I Have A Life

 ALK Alcohol

 ALKQN Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

 ALLOW Let it be, forget it

 ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud

 ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

 ALPHA Head person of a group

 ALRATO Later

 ALT Alternative character in RPG

 ALU Arithmetic Logic Unit

 ALV Asta La Vista, goodbye

 ALWP Actual Laughter Was Produced

 AM Ante Meridiem (before midday) Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)

 AMA Ask Me Anything Against Medical Advice

 AMAA Ask Me Almost Anything

 AMAP As Much/Many As Possible

 AMC American Motors Corportation

 AMD Advanced Micro Devices

 AMEX American Express

 AMG Ah My God

 AMIGO Friend

 AMIRITE Am I Right?

 AML All My Love

 AMN Any Minute Now

 AMOG Alpha Male Of Group

 AMP Amplifier Ampere

 AMPED Excited, fired up

 AMT Alpha-Methyltryptamine

 AMTRAK American passenger railroad corporation

 AMV Anime Music Video  AMW America's Most Wanted (TV show)

 AMZ Amazing

 AN Author's Note

 ANC African National Congress

 ANF Abercrombie & Fitch

 ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

 ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different

 ANIME Japanese style animation

 ANO Anorexic

 ANON Unknown person

 ANS Answer

 ANSI American National Standards Institute

 ANTI Against

 ANTM America's Next Top Model

 ANY1 Anyone

 ANYWHO Anyhow

 ANZAC Australian and New Zealand Army Corps

 AO Adults Only

 AOB Any Other Business

 AOD All Of Day

 AOE Area Of Effect

 AOK Age of Kings (game) All OK

 AOL American Online

 AOM Age of Mythology (game)

 AON All Or Nothing As Of Now

 AOS Ahead Of Schedule

 AOT As Opposed To Among Other Things

 AOTA All Of The Above

 AOTS Attack of the Show (TV show)

 AOW All Out War

 AOYP Angel on Your Pillow

 AP Associated Press

 APB All Points Bulletin

 APC Armoured Personnel Carrier

 APE Mad, crazy

 API Application Programming Interface

 APM Actions Per Minute

 APO Authorized Personnel Only

 APP Application (computer program)

 APPROX Approximately

 APPS Applications (software)

 APR Annual Percentage Rate  APT Apartment

 APU As Per Usual

 APYR As Per Your Request

 AQ Adventure Quest (game)

 AQAP As Quickly As Possible

 AQF Ay Que Funny, LOL

 AR Assault Rifle

 ARD Alright

 ARE Misspelling of 'our'

 AREA 51 Top secret military base in Nevada

 ARF Laugh

 ARG Alternate Reality Gaming

 ARGH Expression of frustration or anger

 ARIGATO Thank You (Japanese)

 ARK Act of Random Kindness

 ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)

 ARPANET Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)

 ART Alright

 ARVO Afternoon

 ASA And So On

 ASAIC As Soon As I Can

 ASAIK As Soon As I Know

 ASAP As Soon As Possible

 ASAS As Soon As Sensible

 ASAT As Simple As That

 ASAYC As Soon As You Can

 ASBO Anti Social Behaviour Order

 ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange

 ASD Sequence of letters on many keyboards

 ASDFGHJKL; I'm bored

 ASF And So Forth

 ASG Asgarv (Swedish for LOL)

 ASIC Application Specific Integrated Circuit

 ASL Age, Sex, Location

 ASLP Age, Sex, Location, Picture?

 ASM Assembly computer language

 ASN Any Second Now

 ASO I see

 ASP At Some Point

 AT&T American Telephone & Telegraph

 ATA Ait To Air Actual Time of Arrival

 ATAP Any Time, Any Place

 ATB All The Best  ATC Air Traffic Control

 ATD Attention to Detail

 ATEOTD At The End Of The Day

 ATF All Time Favorite

 ATGATT All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)

 ATH All Time High

 ATI Array Technology Inc. (graphics card maker)

 ATK Attack

 ATL Atlanta, Georgia

 ATM At The Moment Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)

 ATMO According To My Opinion

 ATN Any Time Now

 ATOY Always Thinking of you

 ATQ Answer The Question

 ATST At The Same Time

 ATT At This Time All The Time

 ATTN Attention

 ATTT Ain't That The Truth

 ATTY Atomizer from electronic cigarette

 ATV All Terrain Vehicle

 ATVB All The Very Best

 ATW All The Way

 ATWA Air, Trees, Water, Animals All The Way Alive

 ATX Austin, Texas

 ATYS Anything You Say

 AU Alternate Universe Gold

 AUD Australian Dollar

 AUO I don't know

 AUP Another Useless Post Acceptable Use Policy

 AUS Are You Serious?

 AV Anti-Virus Audio/Video Adult Video

 AVA Angels and Airwaves (Band)

 AVG Average

 AVGN Angry Video Game Nerd

 AVI Audio Video Interleaved (media format)

 AVO Afternooon

 AVPM A Very Potter Musical

 AWA As Well As

 AWD All Wheel Drive

 AWESOME Amazing, wonderful, cool  AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet

 AWK Awkward

 AWKS Awkward

 AWKY Awkward

 AWNP All Work, No Play

 AWOL Absent Without Leave

 AWP Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle

 AWS As We Speak

 AWSM Awesome

 AWW Any Which Way

 AX Ask

 AYB All Your Base

 AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us

 AYBRB2U All Your Base Are Belong To Us

 AYC At Your Convenience

 AYCS As You Can See

 AYE Yes

 AYEC At Your Earliest Convenience

 AYFR Are You For Real?

 AYFT Are You Free Today?

 AYK As You Know

 AYKM Are You Kidding Me?

 AYL Are You Listening?

 AYO Hey, You

 AYOR At Your Own Risk

 AYPI And Your Point Is?

 AYR Are You Ready?

 AYRTON Tenner, ten pounds

 AYS Are You Serious?

 AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?

 AYT Are You There?

 AYW As You Wish

 AYYO Hi, hello

 AZN Asian

 B Bro Be

 B& Banned Band

 B&B Bed & Breakfast

 B&E Breaking And Entering

 B&M Bricks and Mortar

 B&W Black and White

 B) Smiley with sunglasses

 B-DAY Birthday

 B/C Because  B/W Between Black and White

 B2B Back To Back Business To Business

 B2C Business To Consumer

 B2W Back To Work

 B4 Before

 B4MV Bullet For My Valentine (Band)

 B4N Bye For Now

 B4U Before you

 B4YKI Before You Know It

 B7 Banned (B7=B&=Band)

 BAAS Boss

 BABYSITTING Holding the weed too long

 BAC Back At Computer Blood Alcohol Content By Any Chance

 BACS Bankers Automated Clearing System

 BAD Good

 BADASS Cool, confident person

 BADMAN Gangster

 BAE Baby

 BAFO Best And Final Offer

 BAG Get

 BAGL Bust A Gut Laughing

 BAH Bored As Hell

 BAHAHA Evil laugh

 BAI Bye

 BAIL Leave

 BAIRN Child, baby

 BAIT Blatant, obvious

 BAK Back At Keyboard

 BAKA Fool, idiot

 BAKE Smoke marijuana

 BAKED Stoned, Wasted

 BALLER Successful ball player

 BALLIN Playing basketball Living the good life

 BALLSY Courageous, manly

 BAM Below Average Mentality Exclamation of happiness

 BAMA Person lacking style

 BAMN By Any Means Necessary

 BANDWIDTH Amount of data through an interface over time

 BANGER Great party Old car Sausage

 BANGING Very beautiful, sexy  BANGTIDY Sexy, fit

 BANJAX Break, destroy

 BANTER Playful, witty chat

 BAO Be Aware Of

 BARBIE Barbecue

 BARE Lots of, very

 BARF Throw up, vomit

 BARKING Mad, crazy

 BARN Barnacle, person who latches on

 BASER Drug user

 BASIC Uncool, boring

 BATE Obvious

 BAU Business As Usual

 BAY Baby

 BB Big Brother Be Back

 BB4N Bye-Bye For Now

 BBALL Basketball

 BBAM Be Back After Meal

 BBB Bugging Beyond Belief

 BBBW Big Beautiful Black Woman

 BBC British Broadcasting Corporation

 BBE Babe

 BBEG Big Bad Evil Guy

 BBFL Best Buds For Life

 BBFN Bye Bye For Now

 BBG Best Be Going

 BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

 BBIAF Be Back In A Few

 BBIAM Be Back In A Minute

 BBIAS Be Back In A Sec

 BBK Boy Better Know

 BBL Be Back Later

 BBM Blackberry Messaging

 BBML Be Back Much Later

 BBN Be Back Never

 BBQ Barbecue Better Be Quick

 BBR Blonde, Brunette, Redhead

 BBS Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System

 BBT Be Back Tomorrow

 BBV Brags Beats and Variance (poker)

 BBW Big Beautiful Woman

 BBWL Be Back Way Later  BBY Baby

 BBZ Babes

 BC Before Christ

 BCBW Bow Chica Bow Wow

 BCC Blind Carbon Copy

 BCD Behind Closed Doors

 BCE Before Common Era (like BC)

 BCF Best Cousin Forever

 BCG Birth Control Glasses

 BCNU Be Seeing You

 BCOS Because

 BCS Bowl Championship Series

 BD Big Deal

 BDAY Birthday

 BDN Busy Doing Nothing

 BDOML Best Day Of My Life

 BDONG Bad and Wrong

 BDRIP Blu-ray Disc RIP

 BDU Brain Dead User Battle Dress Uniform

 BEANS Ecstacy

 BEAR Large man with body hair

 BEAST Person/thing that is good, awesome

 BEASTLY Being good at something, cool

 BEB Babe

 BEBE Babe

 BEBO A social networking site

 BEEF Problem, fight, argument

 BEF Best Enemies Forever Best Email Friend

 BEG Big Evil Grin

 BEH Expression of disinterest, IDC

 BELF Blood Elf (WOW)

 BELLIG Belligerant (when drunk)

 BENJAMIN $100 bill

 BENT Dishonest, corrupt

 BENZ

 BER Beyond Economical Repair

 BERK Idiot, fool

 BESITOS Little kisses (Spanish)

 BESO Kiss (Spanish)

 BESOS Kisses (Spanish)

 BEST Best Regards

 BESTIE Best Friend

 BESTY Best Friend  BET Black Entertainment Television

 BETA Pre-release version Better

 BF Boyfriend Best Friend

 BF2 Battlefield 2 (game)

 BF4L Best Friends For Life

 BFA Best Friends Always

 BFAB Born From A Boombox Back For A Bit

 BFAM Brother From Another Mother

 BFB Better From Behind

 BFF Best Friends Forever Big Fat Friend/Female

 BFF4L Best Friend Forever For Life

 BFFAE Best Friends Forever And Ever Best Friends For All Eternity

 BFFE Best Friends Forever

 BFFL Best Friend For Life

 BFFLE Best Friends For Like Ever

 BFFLTDDUP Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part

 BFFN Best Friend For Now

 BFFWB Best Friend Forever With Benefits

 BFK Big Fat Kiss

 BFMV Bullet For My Valentine (band)

 BFN Bye For Now

 BFP Bad For Pics Big Fat Positive ie pregnant

 BFTP Blast From The Past

 BFUT Best Friends Until Tomorrow

 BFWB Best Friend With Benefits

 BG Bad Game Baby Gangster

 BGD Black Gangster Disciples

 BGF Best Girl/Guy Friend

 BGL Big Game License, likes fat people

 BGM Background Music

 BGT Britain's Got Talent (TV show)

 BH Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head

 BHD Bad Hair Day

 BHH Bless His/Her Heart

 BHM Big Handsome Man

 BHO Barak Hussein Obama

 BHS Be Home Soon

 BHUM Sexy, fit

 BIAB Back In A Bit  BIC Believe It Comrade

 BICBW But I Could Be Wrong

 BIDDIE Good looking girl

 BIDDY Girl, woman

 BIEH Best I Ever Had

 BIFF Best Friend, BFF

 BIFFL Best Internet Friend For Life

 BIFFLE same as BFFL

 BIG Great, really good

 BIG TIME More than usual

 BIG UP Expression of respect

 BIL Brother In-Law

 BILY Because I Love You

 BIM Barbados

 BIMBO Stupid girl, usually pretty

 BIN Buy It Now

 BING But It's Not Google

 BINGO Here it is, similar to Voila

 BINS Glasses, binoculars

 BIO Biological (toilet) break

 BION Believe It Or Not

 BIOS Basic Input Output System

 BIRD Cocaine Young woman

 BIS Best In Slot

 BISCUIT Attractive person Cookie

 BISLY But I Still Love You

 BISOU Kiss (French)

 BIT Binary digIT - 1 or 0

 BITTIE Girl

 BITW Best In The World

 BIZ Business

 BK Burger King

 BKA Better Known As

 BL Bad Luck Bottom Line

 BLAD Brother/friend (from 'blood')

 BLAH Nothing to say

 BLANK Ignore

 BLAR Expression of boredom, BLAH

 BLARG Expression of boredom

 BLAST Damn Good time

 BLATES Blatently

 BLAZE Smoke Weed  BLAZED Stoned

 BLAZING Smoking weed

 BLD Bad Life Decision

 BLEEZY same as BLUNT

 BLEH Expression of boredom

 BLEM High on marijuana

 BLG Boys Like Girls (band)

 BLICK A very black person

 BLIM Small piece of HASH

 BLIMEY Expression of surprise, OMG

 BLIND In love

 BLING Flashy Jewelry

 BLINK Blink 182 (band)

 BLK Black

 BLL Bud Light Lime

 BLNT Better Luck Next Time

 BLOG Weblog, online diary

 BLOKE Guy, man

 BLOL Big Laugh Out Loud

 BLOOD Gang member Close friend

 BLOOPER Mistake, embarrassing moment

 BLOTTO Drunk

 BLOW Cocaine

 BLOWN High

 BLT Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich

 BLTN Better Late Than Never

 BLUD Mate (from blood brother)

 BLUE Sad

 BLUE CHIP High-quality, low-risk

 BLUEBERRY Form of marijuana

 BLUF Bottom Line Up Front

 BLUNT Marijuana cigar

 BM Bowel Movement Black Man BMW

 BM4L Best Mates For Life

 BMAK Blow Me A Kiss

 BMB Bebo Me Back

 BMBO Blow My Brains Out

 BME Body Modification Ezine

 BMFE Best Mates Forever

 BMFL Best Mates For Life

 BMG Be My Guest

 BMI Body Mass Index  BML Bless My Life

 BMOC Big Man On Campus

 BMP Image file format (bitmap)

 BMS Bitchy Men Syndrome

 BMT Before My Time Basic Military Training

 BMTH Bring Me The Horizon (Band)

 BMTTVE Best Mates 'Til The Very End

 BMUS Beam me up, Scotty

 BMV Be My Valentine

 BMW Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)

 BMX Bicycle Motocross

 BNB Bad News Bears Bed 'N' Breakfast Bread 'N' Butter

 BNF Big Name Fan

 BNG Blow And Go

 BNI Batteries Not Included

 BNIB Brand New In Box

 BNOC Big Name On Campus

 BNP British National Party

 BNR But Not Really

 BNWOT Brand New Without Tags

 BNWT Brand New With Tags

 BO Body Odour

 BOBBA Replacement swear word

 BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

 BOD Beginning Of Day Person, DUDE

 BOED Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)

 BOF Whatever

 BOFFIN Technical expert

 BOG Toilet

 BOGAN Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian)

 BOGIE Cigarette

 BOGO Buy One Get One

 BOGOF Buy One Get One Free

 BOGSAT Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking

 BOH Gunshot sound

 BOHO Bohemian

 BOI Boy

 BOILER Ugly woman

 BOKE Gag, almost vomit

 BOL Best Of Luck

 BOLO Be On The Lookout

 BOLSHY Bolshevik, communist Argumentative

 BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper

 BOM Bro, dude, friend

 BOMB Something really bad Something really good

 BOMBSHELL Very attractive woman

 BOMM same as BOOMM

 BONE UP Learn about, revise

 BONG Water pipe for smoking dope

 BONKERS Crazy

 BONZA Brilliant, excellent

 BOO Boyfriend/Girlfriend

 BOOGER Dried nose mucus

 BOOHOO Crying

 BOOK Cool (predictive text )

 BOOM Great, amazing

 BOOMERS Psilocybin (magic) mushrooms

 BOOMM Bored Out Of My Mind

 BOOMS same as BOOMERS

 BOOMTING Good looking girl

 BOON Someone who has been a NOOB for ages

 BOOT Vomit Inexperienced person

 BOOZE Alcoholic beverages

 BOOZER Public House, bar

 BOS Boyfriend Over Shoulder

 BOSS Cool, awesome

 BOT Back On Topic

 BOTCH Mess up

 BOTDF Blood On The Dance Floor (band)

 BOTOH But On The Other Hand

 BOTS Robots, automated processes

 BOTTS Back On To The Subject

 BOTW Blog Of The Week

 BOUL Bull

 BOUT About

 BOWL Part of a marijuana pipe

 BOWS Elbows

 BOXORZ Boxers

 BOYO Friend, mate

 BOZO Incompetent person, idiot

 BPM Beats Per Minute

 BPS Bits/Bytes Per Second

 BQ Be Quiet

 BR Best Regards  BRAH Bro, friend

 BRAT Annoying, spoilt child

 BRAVO Well done

 BRB Be Right Back

 BRBK same as BRB

 BRD Black Rock Depths (WOW)

 BRE Sexy girl

 BREAD Money

 BREDA Boy, man, dude

 BREDRIN Friend

 BREDRINS Close friends, brothers

 BREH Brethren, brothers

 BREKKIE Breakfast

 BREW Beer Tea Brother

 BRGDS Best Regards

 BRH Be Right Here

 BRICK 1 kilogram of a drug Very cold

 BRICKS Drugs, dope

 BRILL Brilliant, cool

 BRITCHES Pants, trousers

 BRO Brother, buddy, friend

 BROAD Woman

 BROCHACHO same as BRO

 BROHAN same as BRO

 BROLLY Umbrella

 BRONY Fan of My Little Pony

 BROSKI Bro

 BROWN Heroin

 BROWN BREAD Dead

 BRT Be Right There

 BRU same as BRO

 BRUDDA Brother

 BRUH same as BRU

 BRUH BRUH Brother, friend

 BRUK Broken

 BRUV Mate

 BRUVA Brother

 BSA Boy Scouts of America

 BSB Backstreet Boys

 BSC Bachelor of Science (university degree)

 BSER Back Stabber

 BSF But Seriously Folks  BSG Battlestar Galactica (TV show)

 BSL British Sign Language

 BSNS Business

 BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)

 BSOF Big Smile On Face

 BSOFN Big Smile On Face Now

 BST But Seriously Though

 BSTL Bam, Said The Lady

 BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry

 BSU Boring Status Update

 BT BitTorrent British Telecom

 BT DUBS same as BTW

 BTA But Then Again....

 BTAIM Be That As It May

 BTB By The By

 BTBAM Between The Buried And Me (band)

 BTD Bored To Death

 BTDT Been There Done That

 BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt

 BTDUBS same as BTW

 BTE Best Time Ever

 BTGOG By The Grace Of God

 BTHO Beat The Hell Outta

 BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!

 BTK Back To Keyboard

 BTL Between The Lines

 BTM Be There Moment

 BTN Better Than Nothing

 BTO Bachman Turner Overdrive (band)

 BTOBS Be There Or Be Square

 BTR Better

 BTS Be There Soon

 BTT Bump To Top (forum posts)

 BTTF Back To The Future

 BTTT Back To The Top

 BTU British Thermal Unit

 BTW By The Way

 BTWITIAILWU By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You

 BTWITIAILWY By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You

 BTY Back To You

 BU Backup

 BU2M Been Up To Much?

 BUB Buddy, friend Champange  BUBS Babe

 BUBZ Pet name for BF or GF

 BUCK Fight Money

 BUCKS Dollars, money

 BUD Marijuana

 BUDDY Friend

 BUEY similar to DUDE

 BUFF Good Looking

 BUG Bother, annoy

 BUGLE Cocaine

 BUH Expression of dismay, disgust

 BUL Man, dude, boy

 BUMMED Disappointed, upset

 BUMMER Bad Luck

 BUMP Bring Up My Post

 BUN Smoke marijuana Ugly

 BUN IN THE OVEN Pregnant

 BUR same as LOL

 BURD Bird, girlfriend

 BURE Girl, woman

 BURK Idiot, fool

 BURMA Be Upstairs Ready My Angel

 BURNED Insulted

 BURNT Out of it, having smoked too much pot

 BURR Cold

 BUSKING Playing music in public for money

 BUSTED Very Ugly Caught

 BUTCH Masculine

 BUTT DIAL Accidentally call from a phone in your pocket

 BUTT HURT Offended, upset

 BUTTER FACE Girl who is good looking except for her face

 BUTTERS Ugly

 BUTTERZ Ugly

 BUZZ Excitement Feeling when high

 BUZZ KILL Ruin a special moment

 BUZZ OFF Go away

 BUZZED Tipsy, slightly drunk

 BV Bad Vibe

 BVB Black Veil Brides (band)

 BVM Blessed Virgin Mary

 BW Beautiful Woman Black and White  BWC But Who Cares?

 BWDIK But What Do I Know?

 BWL Bursting With Laughter

 BWOI Friend, buddy

 BWT Misspelling of BTW

 BWTH But What The Hell

 BWW Buffalo Wild Wings (restaurant)

 BYAM Between You And Me

 BYKI Before You Know It

 BYKT But You Know That

 BYO Bring Your Own

 BYOB BYO Beer

 BYOM BYO Music BYO Meat

 BYP Beg Your Pardon

 BYT Bright Young Thing Before Your Time

 BYTM Better You Than Me

 C See Computer language Speed of light

 C# Microsoft programming language

 C&C Command and Conquer (game)

 C&P Copy & Paste

 C'MON Come On

 C/D Confirm/Deny

 C/O Class Of ...

 C1 Affirmative, Roger that

 C2C Consumer to Consumer Cam to Cam

 C4 Plastic explosive

 C4C Comment for Comment Cam for Cam

 C: Very happy

 CAAC Cool As A Cucumber

 CAB Misspelling of CBA

 CACHAI Do you understand?

 CACHE Store for temporary computer files

 CACTUS Broken, dead

 CAD Computer Aided Design

 CADDY Cadillac

 CAKE Kilo of cocaine

 CAKING Flirting

 CAL Cyberathlete Amateur League (gaming)

 CAMEL Brand of cigarettes

 CAMO Camoflauge

 CAMPER Player who lies in wait for a target  CAN DO It will be done

 CANON Original, official

 CANTO Cantonese

 CAP Shoot

 CAPISH Do you understand?

 CAPO Captain, Mafia boss

 CAPS Bullets Mushrooms

 CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart

 CARD Amusing, eccentric person

 CARDY Cardigan

 CARE I don't care

 CARPE Vomit, throw up

 CARRIED Told off, DISSed

 CARTY Party in a car

 CASJ Casual

 CAT Cool person Computed Axial Tomography

 CAUSE Because

 CAVE Give up, give in

 CAZ Crazy in a nice way

 CBB Can't Be Bothered

 CBBC Children's BBC

 CBC Canadian Broadcasting Corporation

 CBD Cute But Dumb

 CBH Child Bearing Hips

 CBI Californian Bureau of Investigation Confederation of British Industry

 CBR Captive Bead Ring (body piercing)

 CBS Can't Be Stuffed

 CBT Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

 CC Credit Card Carbon Copy Crowd Control Country Code

 CCC Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).

 CCG Collectible Card Game

 CCIE Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert

 CCL Couldn't Care Less

 CCNA Cisco Certified Network Associate

 CCR Creedence Clearwater Revival (band)

 CCTV Closed-Circuit Television

 CCW Counterclockwise Carrying a Concealed Weapon

 CD Compact Disc Cross Dresser

 CD-RW Compact Disk Rewritable

 CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock

 CDMA Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)

 CDN Canadian

 CDP Calm Down Please

 CDR Compact Disc Recordable

 CDROM Compact Disk Read Only Memory

 CE Casual Encounters

 CEEB same as CBB

 CEEBS same as CBB

 CEEBZ same as CBB

 CELL Cellphone

 CELLY Cellphone Prison cell mate

 CEO Chief Executive Officer

 CEPT Except

 CEREAL Serious

 CES Consumer Electronics Show

 CET Central European Time

 CEWL Cool

 CFC Chlorofluorocarbon

 CFL Canadian Football League

 CFN Ciao For Now

 CFO Chief Financial Officer

 CFV Call For Votes

 CG Computer Graphics

 CGA Color Graphics Adapter

 CGI Computer-Generated Imagery

 CHA Yes

 CHADROOL Stupid person

 CHAMP Uncool

 CHAMPION Good, great

 CHAO Goodbye (Spanish)

 CHAP Man

 CHAV Poorly educated, vulgar youth

 CHAW Chewing tobacco

 CHEA Yeah

 CHEAP SKATE Mean/stingy person

 CHEDDA Cash, money

 CHEDDAR Money

 CHEERIO Goodbye

 CHEERS Thanks Goodbye

 CHEESE Drug, starter heroin Money

 CHEESY Corny, lame  CHEEZ Cheese

 CHELA Beer

 CHEM Chemistry

 CHEVY Chevrolet

 CHI Chicago Life force, energy

 CHIB Stab

 CHICK Girl

 CHICKEN Kilogram of cocaine

 CHILAXING Chilling and relaxing

 CHILL Relax, hang out

 CHILL OUT same as CHILL

 CHILLAX Chill and relax

 CHINK Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person

 CHINWAG Chat

 CHIO Sexy, good looking, girl

 CHIPOTLE Mexican-style restaurant

 CHIPPY Fish and chip shop

 CHIPS Money Weak, corny

 CHIRP Insult

 CHIRPSE Flirt

 CHIZ Swiz, swindle

 CHIZZ Chill out, relax

 CHOICE Nice, great

 CHOLO Mexican Gangster

 CHONG Good looking, attractive, cute

 CHOO You

 CHOOB High level player who acts like a noob

 CHOONG Good looking, buff

 CHOP IT UP Talk

 CHOPPER AK-47 assault rifle

 CHOUT Chill Out Watch Out

 CHOW Bye Food

 CHP California Highway Patrol

 CHRONIC High quality marijuana

 CHU You

 CHUG Drink Offensive term for a Native American

 CHULA Cute, sexy

 CHUNDER Be sick, vomit

 CHUNG Good looking, buff

 CHUTIYA Mild Indian expletive

 CHYA Yes, yeah  CHYEA Yes, yeah

 CI Confidential Informant

 CIA Central Intelligence Agency

 CIAO Italian for Hi or Bye

 CIB Complete In Box

 CIC 'Cause I Can

 CID Acid, LSD

 CIG Cigarette

 CIGGY Cigarette

 CIHY Can I Help You?

 CINI Cinema

 CIO Check It Out

 CIR Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)

 CITA Caught In The Act

 CK CRIP Killa

 CKI Chair-Keyboard Interface

 CKL Chuckle

 CL Chain Letter Craig's List

 CLAP Gonorrhea, STD

 CLAPPED Shot

 CLARET Blood

 CLASS Cool, excellent

 CLEO Chief Law Enforcement Officer

 CLI Command Line Interface

 CLICK Kilometre

 CLIQUE Group of friends

 CLM Career Limiting Move

 CLOCK Look at Hit

 CLOUD The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)

 CLOUD 9 Feeling of euphoria, high

 CLT Currently Listening To

 CLUBBING Visiting nightclubs

 CLUBHEAD Person who goes to clubs a lot

 CLUT Clumsy person

 CLUTCH Perform under pressure

 CLWY Can't Live Without You

 CM Call Me

 CMAR Cry Me A River

 CMB Call Me Back

 CMC Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)

 CMD Command

 CME Close My Eyes

 CMEO Crying My Eyes Out  CMH Cross My Heart

 CMHO Cry My Heart Out

 CMI Count Me In

 CMIIW Correct Me If I'm wrong.

 CMIYC Catch Me If You Can

 CML Call Me Later

 CMN Call Me Now

 CMNT Comment

 CMOS Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor

 CMS Content Management System

 CMT Comment

 CMU Cracks Me Up

 CMYK Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK

 CNA Certified Nursing Assistant

 CNC Command and Conquer

 CND Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament

 CNN Cable News Network

 CNY Chinese New Year

 CO Commanding Officer Corrections Officer Company Counter Offer

 CO2 Carbon Dioxide

 COA Certificate Of Authenticity

 COALBURNER White woman that dates black men

 COCK UP Mistake, mess

 COCKY Thinking too highly of yourself

 COD Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty

 COD4 Call Of Duty 4 (Game)

 CODE Computer program Write a computer program

 CODEC Coder-Decoder (usually for audio/video data)

 COED Coeducational (men and women together)

 COG Coalition of Gears (game)

 COKE Cocaine Coca Cola

 COL Crying Out Loud

 COLA Top bud of a marijuana plant

 COMMANDO Without underwear

 COMMY Communist

 CONDO Apartment

 CONGRATS Congratulations

 CONT Continued

 CONVO Conversation

 COO Cool

 COOKIE Small file relating to a website  COOL Awesome, great

 COOL BEANS Cool, awesome, great

 COOLIN same as CHILLing

 COP Officer of the law Close of Play

 COPACETIC Cool, OK, excellent

 COPY THAT I understand

 COPYCAT Someone who copies someone else

 COPYPASTA Post that has been copied and pasted

 COR God

 CORNY Uncool, overused

 COS Because

 COSPLAY Costume Play

 COTCH Relax, chill

 COUCH POTATO Lazy person who sits all day watching TV

 COUGAR Older woman looking for a younger man

 COUGER Older woman looking for a younger man

 COUGH Confess, come clean

 COUPLE Two people in a relationship

 COURSE Of course, certainly

 COW Offensive term for a woman

 COYB Come On You Blues

 COYG Come On You Gunners

 COYOTE Person who smuggles immigrants

 COYR Come On You Reds

 COYS Come On You Spurs

 COZ Because

 CPC Cost Per Click

 CPI Consumer Price Index

 CPL Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)

 CPM Cost Per Thousand

 CPP C Plus Plus, C++ (programming language)

 CPR Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

 CPT Colored People's Time

 CPU Central Processing Unit

 CQB Close Quarters Battle

 CQC Close Quarters Combat

 CQTMS Chuckle Quietly To Myself

 CR Credit Copyright Carriage Return

 CRAB Derogatory word for a CRIP

 CRACK A form of cocaine

 CRACKA Offensive term for a white person

 CRAIC Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)  CRAY Crazy

 CRAY CRAY Really crazy

 CRBT Crying Real Big Tears

 CRC Cyclic Redundency Check Chat Room Chuckle

 CREASING Laughing

 CREEP Weird, undesirable person

 CREEPER Someone who views your profile but doesn't make contact

 CREPS Trainers

 CREY Cry

 CRIB House, residence

 CRICKETS Said after a lame joke to break the silence

 CRIMBO Christmas

 CRIP Community Restoration in Progress (gang) Gang member

 CRIT Critical hit (gaming)

 CRM Customer Relationship Management

 CROAK Die

 CROW Marijuana

 CRT Cathode Ray Tube

 CRUNK Crazy and drunk

 CRUSH Infatuation, attraction

 CRUSTY Dirty, unwashed person

 CRV Compact Recreational Vehicle

 CS Counter-Strike

 CSA Cheap Shot Artist

 CSB Cool Story Bro (sarcastic)

 CSI Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)

 CSL Can't stop laughing

 CSM Client Side Modification

 CSS Counter Strike: Source Cascading Style Sheet

 CST Central Standard Time

 CSU California State University

 CSV Comma Separated Values

 CTC Call The Cell

 CTD Crash To Desktop

 CTF Capture The Flag Claim To Fame

 CTHU Crack The Hell Up

 CTM Chuckling To Myself

 CTN Can't Talk Now

 CTO Check This Out

 CTR Click Through Rate

 CTRL Control (key)

 CTRN Cant Talk Right now  CTS Chuckles To Self

 CTU Counter Terrorist Unit

 CU See You

 CUAD Curl Up And Die

 CUCKOO Mad, bonkers, crazy

 CUDDY Buddy, friend

 CUFF Overprotect, smother

 CUFFED Taken, has a BF or GF

 CUG Closed User Group

 CUH Cousin, homie, bro

 CUIAB See You In A Bit

 CUL See You Later.

 CUL8ER See You Later

 CUL8R See You Later

 CULA See You Later, Alligator

 CULO Ass (Spanish)

 CUOL See You On Line

 CUPCAKE Soft, loving person

 CUPPA Cup of (usually) tea

 CUS Friend

 CUSH High grade marijuana

 CUSHTI Good, great

 CUSS Curse, swear

 CUT See You Tomorrow See You There

 CUTCH Snuggle up

 CUTE Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way

 CUTIE Cute, attractive person

 CUTY Cutie

 CUWYL Catch Up With You Later

 CUZ Because

 CUZZ Friend, cousin

 CUZZO Friend

 CV Curriculum Vitae, resume

 CVV Card Verification Value

 CW Clockwise Continuous Wave

 CWB Crazy White Boys

 CWOT Complete Waste Of Time

 CWT Hundred Weight, 100lbs (112lbs UK)

 CWTCH Hug or cuddle

 CWTCU Can't Wait To See You

 CWTSY Can't Wait To See You

 CWUC Call When You Can

 CWYL Chat With You Later.  CYB Count Your Blessings

 CYBI Can You Believe It?

 CYDI Can You Dig It?

 CYDM Check Your Direct Messages

 CYE Check Your Email

 CYF Cross Your Fingers

 CYL Catch You Later

 CYL8R See You Later

 CYM Check Your Mail

 CYO See You Online

 CYOOT Cute

 CYT See You Tomorrow

 CZ Condition Zero (game)

 D BO Steal

 D&D Dungeons and Dragons

 D&M Deep and Meaningful

 D'S Dayton rims

 D-DAY 6th June 1944 Designated day when operations are due to commence

 D/C Disconnected

 D00D Dude

 D12 Dirty Dozen

 D2F same as DTF

 D2M Dead to Me

 D8 Date

 D: Suprised, shocked

 D:< Angry

 D; Crying

 DA The District Attorney Dad

 DA BOMB Excellent, the best

 DAB Digital Audio Broadcasting

 DADA Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter)

 DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell

 DAE Does Anybody Else

 DAFUQ same as WTF

 DAG Damn Unfashionable person

 DAGGY Uncool, not trendy, untidy

 DAGO Offensive term for an Italian

 DAM Don't Ask Me

 DAMAGE Cost of something

 DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know

 DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This

 DANG Damn  DANK Very potent marijuana Incredibly good, awesome

 DAP Touching of fists greeting

 DAQ Don't Ask Questions

 DARE Drug Abuse Resistance Education

 DARL Darling

 DARN Damn

 DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

 DAT That

 DATO Dining At The Orifice

 DAVID Cool guy

 DAW Digital Audio Workstation

 DAWG Close Friend

 DAYUM Damn

 DB Douche Bag

 DBC Dime By Comparison

 DBD Don't Be Dumb Death Before Dishonor

 DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read

 DBF Dat Be Fair

 DBI Douche Bag Index Don't Beg It

 DBJ Don't Be Jealous

 DBMS Database Management System

 DBNT Don't Bother Next Time

 DBR Damaged Beyond Repair

 DBS Don't Be Stupid Don't Be Sad Don't Be Scared

 DBT Doing Big Things

 DBZ Dragon Ball Z

 DC Don't Care

 DCF Department of Children and Families

 DCI Drum Corps International

 DCOI Don't Count On It

 DCT Dream Come True

 DDB Deaf, Dumb, Blind

 DDF Drug and Disease Free

 DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous

 DDI Don't Do It

 DDMMYY Day Month Year

 DDOS Distributed Denial of Service (network attack)

 DDR Dance Dance Revolution (Game)

 DDT Don't Do That

 DE The

 DEA Drug Enforcement Administration  DEAD ASS Serious

 DEALING Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend Selling drugs

 DEAR Drop Everything And Read

 DEB Don't Even Bother

 DEBO Steal

 DEC Decent

 DECENT Good, awesome

 DECK Cool Punch hard

 DED Dead from joy, hilarity etc

 DEEC Decent

 DEECE Decent, cool, great

 DEETS Details

 DEEZ These

 DEF Cool, great, excellent

 DEFF Definitely

 DEFFO Definitely

 DEFO Definitely

 DEFS Definitely

 DEGT Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)

 DEH same as DOH

 DEKE Avoid, fake, decoy

 DELISH Delicious

 DEM Them

 DEN Then Private room

 DENCH Awesome, cool

 DEPT Department

 DER Duh!

 DERE There

 DERO Derelict, loser

 DEROB Very bored

 DERP Reply to stupid comment or action

 DERR same as DUH

 DERV Diesel Engine Road Vehicle

 DESI Someone from the Indian subcontinent

 DESPO Desperate

 DESU It is (Japanese)

 DET Don't Even Trip

 DETAI Don't Even Think About It

 DEUCES Peace

 DEVO Devastated

 DEY They

 DF Dumbass Frankenstein WTF  DFE Dead Fish Experience

 DFF Don't Forget to Flush

 DFI Don't Force It

 DFLI Don't Feel Like It

 DFO Done Fell Out

 DFS Dating For Sport

 DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome

 DFTS Don't Forget to Smile

 DFTSYP Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers

 DFTT Don't Feed The Troll

 DFW Down For Whatever

 DG Don't Go

 DGI Don't Get Involved Don't Get It

 DGK Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards)

 DGOT Don't Go Over There

 DGT Don't Go There

 DGTWM Don't Go There With Me

 DH Darling Husband

 DHCP Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol

 DHL Shipping Company

 DHMU Don't Hit Me Up

 DHS Department of Homeland Security Department of Health Services

 DHTML Dynamic HTML

 DHV Demonstration of Higher Value

 DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath

 DIAF Die In A Fire

 DIAO Cool, hip

 DIBS A claim

 DIC Do I Care?

 DIDDO same as DITTO

 DIDO same as DIDDO

 DIG Understand Enjoy, like

 DIGG Social bookmarking website

 DIGITS Telephone number

 DIGS Home, lodgings

 DIKU Do I Know You?

 DIKY Do I Know You?

 DIL Daughter-In-Law

 DILLIC Does It Look Like I Care

 DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?

 DIME $10 of a drug Very attractive person

 DIMER same as 10  DIMM Dual In-line Memory Module

 DIN Do It Now

 DIN DIN Dinner

 DINERO Money

 DING Just hit new level in RPG

 DINGBAT Stupid person, idiot

 DINK Dual Income No Kids

 DINKY Tiny, small Dual Income No Kids Yuppie

 DINLO Stupid person

 DINT Did not, didn't

 DIP Leave

 DIPPED Fashionable

 DIQUE Supposedly

 DIRT Low grade marijuana Gossip

 DIS Did I Say

 DISO Desperately In Search Of

 DISS Disrespect

 DISSING Being disrespectful

 DISTRO Distribution (software, music, etc)

 DIT Details In Thread

 DITD Down In The Dumps, sad

 DITTO The same, me too, I agree

 DITZY Acting dumb and innocent

 DIV Stupid person

 DIVA Talented, but arrogant, female performer

 DIVX Video format

 DIY Do It Yourself

 DIZZY Crazy, mad

 DJ Disc Jockey Dow Jones Dinner Jacket

 DJM Don't Judge Me

 DK Don't Know

 DKDC Don't Know, Don't Care

 DKFS Don't Know For Sure

 DKM Don't Kill Me

 DKNY Donna Karan New York

 DKP Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)

 DKY Don't Know Yet Don't Kid Yourself

 DL Down Low Download

 DLAM Don't Laugh At Me

 DLB Don't Look Back

 DLC Downloadable Content  DLL Dynamic Link Library (computer file)

 DLN Don't Look Now

 DLS Dirty Little Secret

 DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

 DLTBGYD Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

 DLTM Don't Lie To Me

 DLV Demonstration of Lower Value

 DM Don't Mind Doesn't Matter Direct Message

 DMAF Don't Make A Fuss

 DMAL Drop Me A Line

 DMB Dave Matthews Band

 DMC Deep Meaningful Conversation

 DMCA Digital Millennium Copyright Act

 DMG Damage

 DMI Don't Mention It

 DMIID Don't Mind If I Do

 DMML Don't Make Me Laugh

 DMN Damn

 DMS Dirty Money Syndicate

 DMT Di-Methyl Tryptamine (drug)

 DMTA Dirty Minds Think Alike

 DMV Department of Motor Vehicles

 DMW Dead Man Walking

 DMX Dark Man X (rapper)

 DMY Don't Mess Yourself

 DMZ De-militarized zone

 DN Doing Nothing

 DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid Did Not Attend Does Not Apply

 DNB Drum And Bass

 DNC Democratic National Committee

 DND Do Not Disturb

 DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care

 DNE Do Not Erase Does Not Exist

 DNF Did Not Finish

 DNFTT Do Not Feed The Troll

 DNK Do Not Know

 DNM Does Not Matter Deep and Meaningful

 DNO Don't Know

 DNP Do Not Post

 DNR Do Not Resuscitate

 DNS Domain Name Service Did Not Start

 DNT Don't

 DNTK Don't Need To Know

 DNW Do Not Want

 DOA Dead On Arrival Deteriorate On Approach

 DOB Date Of Birth

 DOBE Idiot

 DOC Doctor Drug of Choice

 DOD Day of Defeat

 DODGY Of questionable legality, morality, integrity

 DOE Depends On Experience

 DOF Depth of Field

 DOG Telephone Ugly person

 DOG FOOD Heroin

 DOGG Friend, buddy

 DOH Expression of frustration, realization

 DOHC Dual Overhead Cam

 DOI Duh

 DOJA Marijuana, weed

 DOKE Diet Coke

 DOL Dying Of Laughter

 DOLO Alone, solo

 DOMO Thank you (Japanese)

 DOMS Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness

 DON Top man, Mafia boss

 DONE Finished Drunk, intoxicated

 DONNO I don't know

 DOOBIE Marijuana cigarette, joint

 DOOD Dude

 DOODE same as DUDE

 DOOFUS Stupid person

 DOOM Classic FPS

 DOPE Heroin Cool, awesome

 DORB Adorable

 DORK Silly, socially inept person

 DOS Disk Operating System Denial Of Service (attack) Dad Over Shoulder

 DOSH Money

 DOSHA Marijuana

 DOSSER Lazy person Vagrant, Tramp

 DOT Damage Over Time  DOTA Defence Of The Ancients

 DOUCHE Idiot

 DOUGH Money, cash

 DOUGIE Swagger Dance style

 DOW Dawn Of War (game) Dow Jones Industrial Average

 DOWNER Someone or something that brings the mood down

 DOWNS Downs-Syndrome

 DOX Documents

 DPI Dots Per Inch Don't Push It

 DPS Damage Per Second (MMORPG)

 DPU Data Processing Unit

 DPYN Don't Pick Your Nose

 DQ Disqualified

 DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job

 DR Double Rainbow

 DRAG Inhale smoke from cigarette or joint Dressed as a woman

 DRED Cruel, bad

 DRINKY POO Alcoholic drink

 DRIVE BY Recce, check out

 DRM Digital Rights Management

 DRO HyDROponically grown marijuana

 DROVE Mad, angry

 DRT Dead Right There

 DS Darling Son

 DSD Do Some Damage

 DSL Digital Subscriber Line

 DSLR Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera)

 DSP Digital Signal Processing

 DSS Department of Social Services

 DST Daylight Saving Time

 DT Down Town

 DTA Don't Trust Anyone

 DTAM Death To All Men

 DTB Don't Text Back

 DTC Down To Cuddle

 DTD Drunk Till Dawn Drunk Till Death

 DTE Down To Earth

 DTH Down To Hang

 DTL Does The Look

 DTM Doing Too Much Dead To Me

 DTMS Does That Make Sense?  DTP Disturbing The Peace

 DTR Define The Relationship

 DTRT Do The Right Thing

 DTS Down The Shore Down To Snuggle

 DTT Don't Touch That

 DTTC Don't Text The Cell

 DTTM Don't Talk To Me

 DTYT Don't Take Your Time

 DU JOUR Of the day (French)

 DUB Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims)

 DUB DUB DUB WWW, World Wide Web

 DUB SACK A $20 bag of marijuana

 DUBS Twenty inch wheels

 DUBSTEP Music genre

 DUCES Goodbye

 DUCWIC Do You See What I See?

 DUCY Do you see why?

 DUDE A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)

 DUDETTE Female dude

 DUDS Casual clothes

 DUECES Misspelling of DEUCES

 DUFUS same as DOOFUS

 DUH Of course

 DUI Driving Under the Influence

 DULM Do You Love Me?

 DUN Son

 DUNNO Don't Know

 DUNZO Done, over, finished

 DUPA Ass

 DUPE Duplicate

 DUR Duh

 DURS Damn, You Are Sexy

 DUS Does

 DUSS Run away

 DUST Angel dust, PCP

 DUSTY Ugly

 DUTCH Joint Split the cost

 DUTTY Dirty

 DVD Digital Versatile Disc

 DVDR DVD Recordable

 DVDRIP Video copied from a DVD

 DVI Digital Visual Interface

 DVR Digital Video Recorder  DVT Deep Vein Thrombosis

 DW Don't Worry

 DWA Driving While Asian

 DWAG Misspelling of DAWG

 DWAI Don't Worry About It

 DWB Driving While Black

 DWBH Don't Worry, Be Happy

 DWBI Don't Worry 'Bout It

 DWEEB Dork, nerd

 DWEET Do it

 DWF Divorced White Female

 DWI Deal with it

 DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do.

 DWL Dying With Laughter

 DWM Divorced White Male

 DWMT Don't Waste My Time

 DWP Drunk While Posting

 DWT Driving While Texting

 DWTH Don't Work Too Hard

 DWTS Dancing With The Stars

 DWU Don't Wait Up

 DX D-generation X

 DXC Deathcore (music style)

 DY same as DWAI

 DYD Don't You Dare

 DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?

 DYJ Do Your Job

 DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...

 DYK Did You Know

 DYKT Did You Know That?

 DYKWIM Do You Know What I Mean?

 DYL Do You Like...?

 DYLM Do You Love/Like Me?

 DYM Do You Mind Do You Mean

 DYOR Do Your Own Research

 DYS Do You See?

 DZ Drop Zone

 E Ecstasy

 E> Heart like <3

 E&OE Errors and omissions excluded

 E-DATING Online dating

 E2EG Ear To Ear Grin

 EA Electronic Arts  EAS End of Active Service

 EB Eyeball

 EBCAK Error Between Chair And Keyboard

 EBD End of Business Day

 EBM Electronic Body Music

 EBONY Dark skin tone

 EBT Electronic Benefits Transfer

 ECG Electrocardiogram

 ECO Ecological Enconomical

 ECT Misspelling of 'etc'

 ECW Extreme Championship Wrestling

 EDD Estimated Delivery Date

 EDDRESS Email address

 EDGY Cutting edge

 EDJ Energy Drink Junkie

 EDM Electronic Dance Music

 EDT Eastern Daylight Time Estimated Delivery Time

 EEC European Economic Community

 EEE Expression of excitement

 EEG Extremely Evil Grin

 EEK Expression of surprise, distress

 EEPROM Erasable EPROM

 EFA Edited For Accuracy

 EFG Epic Fail Guy

 EFL English as a Foreign Language

 EFT Electronic Funds Transfer

 EFTPOS Electronic Funds Transfer at Point Of Sale

 EG For example (exempli gratia) Evil Grin

 EGL Elegant Gothic Lolita

 EH What? Huh?

 EI Eat It

 EIE Enough Is Enough

 EL Chicago's elevated rail system

 ELBOW A pound of marijuana

 ELE Everybody Love Everybody

 ELF Every Lady's Fantasy

 ELITE Skillful, quality, professional

 ELLO Hello

 ELNS Eller noe s

 ELO Electric Light Orchestra (band)

 ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud

 EM E-Mail Them  EMA E-mail Address

 EMAW Every Man a Wildcat

 EMCEE MC, Master of Ceremonies

 EMO Emotional

 EMOTICON Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg :)

 EMP Electromagnetic Pulse

 EMS Emergency Medical Service

 EMT Emergency Medical Technician

 ENC Enclosure

 ENDZ Area where you live

 ENE Northerner

 ENIAC Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer

 ENNIT Expression of agreement

 ENO Awesome, cool

 ENT Isn't

 EOB End Of Business

 EOC End Of Conversion

 EOD End Of Discussion

 EOE Equal Opportunity Employer

 EOF End Of File

 EOG End Of Grade

 EOL End Of Lecture

 EOM End Of Message

 EOR End Of Rant

 EOS End Of Show

 EOT End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)

 EOTW End Of The World

 EOTWAWKI End Of The World As We Know It

 EP Extended Play

 EPIC Extremely awesome

 EPIC FAIL Total failure

 EPIN Epic Win

 EPL English Premier League

 EPROM Electronically Programmable ROM

 EQ EverQuest (game)

 EQE Easy Quick Efficient

 ER Emergency Room Indicating hesitation

 ERB Herb, Marijuana

 ERK Irk, annoy

 ERM Awkward conversation filler

 ERO Erotic

 ERP Erotic Role-Play

 ESA European Space Agency  ESB Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars)

 ESC Escape key

 ESD Electro-Static Discharge

 ESE Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)

 ESH Donkey (Armenian)

 ESKI Type of urban music

 ESL English as Second Language

 ESOL English for Speakers of Other Languages

 ESP Extra Sensory Perception

 ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network

 ESQ Esquire

 ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board

 EST Eastern Standard Time Established

 ESTD Easier Said Than Done

 ET Extra Terrestrial

 ETA Estimated Time of Arrival Edited to Add

 ETC Et Cetera (and so on)

 ETD Estimated Time of Departure

 ETF Escape The Fate (band)

 ETHERNET same as LAN

 ETID EveryTime I Die (band)

 ETW Enjoy The Weekend

 EU European Union

 EUA End User Agreement

 EUC Excellent Used Condition

 EULA End User License Agreement

 EV Expected Value

 EVA Ever

 EVL Evil Laugh

 EVS Whatever

 EVT Ei Voi Tiet

 EVVK Couldn't Care Less (Finnish)

 EW Exclamation of disgust

 EWBA Everything Will Be Alright

 EWE Epilogue, What Epilogue? (Harry Potter)

 EWW Expression of disgust

 EX Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc Example

 EXE Windows program file

 EXP Experience points in games

 EXPO Exposition, large-scale public exhibition

 EXTRA Over the top, excessive

 EY Hey  EYEBALL Look at Estimate measurement by looking

 EYO Hey, yo(u)

 EZ Easy

 EZPZ Easy peasy, very easy

 E_E Tired, exhausted

 F1 Formula One

 F2F Face To Face

 F2P Free To Play Files To Peers

 F2T Free To Talk

 F5 Refresh

 F8 Fate

 F9 Fine

 F@ Fat

 FAA Federal Aviation Administration

 FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard

 FAB Fabulous

 FABU Fabulous

 FACE PALM Slap forehead with the palm of your hand

 FADE Kill, disgrace Haircut

 FADED High, stoned, drunk

 FAE From

 FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)

 FAG Cigarette

 FAI Forget About It

 FAIK For All I Know

 FAIL Suck

 FAM Family

 FAMALAM Family, close friend

 FAMBO Family, close friend

 FAMO Friend, dude, family member etc

 FAMS Family

 FANNYING Wasting time, messing about

 FANTABULOUS Fantastic and fabulous

 FAO For Attention Of

 FAQ Frequently Asked Question

 FASHO For sure

 FAT File Allocation Table

 FAT32 32 bit File Allocation Table

 FAUX PAS Social blunder (French for 'false step')

 FAV Favorite

 FAVE Favorite

 FBC FaceBook Chat  FBF Facebook Friend

 FBG Fat Bottomed Girl

 FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation

 FBM Fine By Me

 FBO Facebook Official

 FBTW Fine, Be That Way

 FBW Fly by wire

 FC Fingers Crossed Full Combo

 FCFS First Come First Served

 FCOL For Crying Out Loud

 FCS For Christ's Sake

 FDA Food and Drug Administration

 FDR Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 FE Fair Enough

 FEAE For Ever And Ever

 FEAT Featuring

 FEDEX Federal Express (shipping company)

 FEDS FBI agents, police

 FEDZ Police

 FEE Female

 FEENING Craving, wanting really badly

 FEH Expression of dismissal, disgust

 FELLAS Close friends

 FELLER Fellow, man

 FER For

 FETCH Cool, trendy, awesome

 FF Final Fantasy

 FF5 Family Force 5 (band)

 FFA Free For All

 FFFA Fit From Far Away

 FFI For Further Information

 FFL Falling From LOLing

 FFN Farewell For Now

 FFR Flash Flash Revolution (game) For Future Reference

 FFTL From First To Last (band)

 FFWF Fight Fire With Fire

 FFX Final Fantasy 10 (game)

 FG Fat Girl Family Guy

 FGJ For Great Justice

 FGS For God's Sake

 FHE First Hand Experience

 FHM For Him Magazine  FI Forget It

 FIC Fanfiction

 FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less

 FIDDY Fifty

 FIF Fifth Amendment

 FIFA Federation International de Football Association

 FIFO First In First Out

 FIFY Fixed It For You

 FIL Father-in-law

 FILO First In, Last out

 FIN Finished

 FINA About to do (something)

 FINK Snitch, informer

 FINNA Going To

 FINO Failure Is Not an Option

 FIO Figure It Out

 FIRM Gang of soccer hooligans Organised criminal gang

 FIRME Cool, good, nice

 FISH First In Still Here

 FIT Good lokking, hot, sexy

 FITB Fill In The Blanks

 FITE Fight

 FITTIN TO About to, getting ready to

 FITY Fifty

 FIVE O Police

 FIX A dose of drugs

 FIXIN TO About to, getting ready to

 FIZZLE Fool

 FJ Foot Job

 FKA Formerly Known As

 FL Fake Laugh

 FLA Florida

 FLAFF Foot Loose And Fancy Free

 FLAG Bandana

 FLAGGED Banned

 FLAKE Unreliable person

 FLAKE OUT Cancel at the last minute

 FLAKY Unreliable

 FLAME Insult someone over the internet

 FLBP Future Lower Back Problems

 FLEX Show off

 FLIR Forward Looking Infra Red

 FLK Funny Looking Kid  FLOG Sell

 FLOSS Show off

 FLOSSING Showing off

 FLOTUS First Lady Of The United States

 FLS Flu-Like Symptoms

 FLUFF Humorous/romantic fan fiction

 FLW Famous Last Words

 FLY Zipper Awesome, cool

 FLYFF Fly For Fun (MMORPG)

 FM Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal)

 FMA Full Metal Alchemist

 FMCG Fast Moving Consumer Goods

 FMDIDGAD Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn

 FMH For Him Magazine

 FMI For More Information

 FMJ Full Metal Jacket

 FMLA Family and Medical Leave of Absence

 FMO For Members Only

 FMOT Follow Me On Twitter

 FMTKFYTFO For Me To Know, For You To Find Out

 FMV Full Motion Video

 FNA For Necessary Action

 FNAR For No Apparent Reason Snigger

 FNB Football And Beer

 FNE Free And Easy

 FNO From Now On

 FNX Thanks

 FO SHO For Sure

 FO'SHIZZLE For Sure

 FOA First Of All

 FOAF Friend Of A Friend

 FOB Fresh Off the Boat

 FOBR Fall Out Boy Rock (website)

 FOC Free Of Charge

 FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing

 FOF Full of Fail

 FOFL Falling On Floor Laughing

 FOFO Fourty Four caliber gun

 FOI Freedom Of Information

 FOIA Freedom of Information Act

 FOLDED Drunk, wasted

 FOM Far Out Man

 FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing  FOMO Fear Of Missing Out

 FOMS Fear Of Missing Something

 FON Freak Of Nature

 FOO Fool

 FOOD Marijuana

 FOOPA Fat in belly area

 FOPS Fake cops (security guards etc)

 FORTE Area of expertise, strength

 FOSHO For Sure

 FOT Fat, but HOT

 FOTB Fresh Off The Boat

 FOTC Flight of the Conchords

 FOTD Friend Of The Day

 FOTM Flavor Of The Month

 FOTR Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)

 FOV Field Of View

 FOX Sexy, attractive woman

 FP Fair Play

 FPS First-Person Shooter (video game term)

 FQDN Fully Qualified Domain Name

 FR For Real

 FRAG Kill

 FRAK Swear word from Battlestar Galactica

 FRAP Frappuccino

 FRAT Fraternity

 FREEBIE Item or service one gets for free

 FREEBSD Free Berkeley Software Distribution (Unix like OS)

 FRESH Very good, cool

 FRESHIE Imigrant

 FRIED High on drugs

 FRILL For Real

 FRL For Real

 FRO Afro hairstyle

 FROG Offensive word for a French person

 FRONT Pretend, falsely represent

 FRONTING Misrepresenting oneself

 FROOB Free Noob. Non-paying player

 FSAS Famous Stars and Straps (clothing)

 FSB Front Side Bus

 FSBO For Sale By Owner

 FSCK File System (Consistency) Check

 FSF Free Software Foundation

 FSHO For Sure

 FSM Female Seeking Male  FSOT For Sale Or Trade

 FSR For Some Reason

 FSU Friends Stand United

 FTA From The Article

 FTAO For the Attention Of

 FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

 FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart

 FTC Favorite, Thumbs up, Comment

 FTD Fresh To Death

 FTF First To Find

 FTFT For The First Time

 FTFY Fixed That For You

 FTH For The Horde (WOW)

 FTJ Fuel The Jet

 FTK For The Kids For The Kill

 FTL For The Loss Faster Than Light

 FTLOG For The Love Of God

 FTM Female To Male

 FTP File Transfer Protocol

 FTR For The Record

 FTSE Financial Times and the London Stock Exchang

 FTSK Forever The Sickest Kids (Band)

 FTTB For The Time Being

 FTUW For The Ultimate/

 FTV For The Victory

 FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition

 FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief

 FUBU Fouled Up Beyond Use Clothing brand

 FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

 FUIC Farmers Union Iced Coffee

 FULL MONTY Whole way, whole thing

 FUMA Fake Puma shoes

 FUTAB Feet Up, Take A Break

 FUTCH FEMME + Butch

 FUZZ Police

 FW Forward

 FWD Foward (Email)

 FWIW For What It's Worth

 FWP Friend With Privileges

 FWT Flying With Turban

 FWTD Fate Worse Than Death

 FX Effects  FYA For Your Amusement

 FYC For Your Convenience For Your Consideration

 FYE For Your Entertainment

 FYEO For Your Eyes Only

 FYI For Your Information

 FYM Free Your Mind

 FYN Fine

 FYP Fixed Your Post

 FYR For Your Review For Your Records

 FYT For Your Time

 G Grin

 G'DAY Good Day, hello

 G2B Go To Bed

 G2E Got To Eat

 G2F Got To Fly

 G2G Gotta go

 G2G2B Got To Go To Bed

 G2H Go To Hell

 G2K Good To Know

 G2R Got To Run

 G2S Go To Sleep

 G3G One better than G2G

 G4U Good For You

 G8 Great

 G9 Good Night

 GA Go Ahead

 GAC Guilty As Charged Get A Clue

 GAFF House

 GAFIA Get Away From It All

 GAFM Get Away From Me

 GAG About to throw up Joke

 GAGA Crazy, infatuated

 GAH Expression of frustration

 GAJ Get A Job

 GAL Girl Get A Life

 GAL PAL Man who hangs around with girls

 GALDEM Group of girls

 GAMER Person who plays video games

 GAMMD Go Ahead Make My Day

 GAMS Female legs

 GANJ Ganja, marijuana  GANJA Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed

 GANK Steal Gang kill (MMORPG)

 GARMS Clothes

 GAS Flatulence Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

 GASSED Have a high opinion of yourself

 GASSING Talking

 GAT Gun

 GAWD God

 GAWJUS Gorgeous

 GAWJUSS Gorgeous

 GB Great Britain Gigabyte

 GBFN Goodbye for Now

 GBH Grievous Bodily Harm

 GBML Good Bye My Love

 GBNF Gone But Not Forgotten

 GBP Great British Pounds (Sterling)

 GBTM Get Back To Me

 GBTW Get Back To Work

 GBU God Bless You

 GBY God Bless You

 GC Good Contition

 GCF Good Clean Fun

 GCSE General Certificate of Secondary Education (UK)

 GCWOK Gay Couple Without Kids

 GD Gangsta Disciple

 GDAY Hi

 GDGD Good Good

 GDI God Damn It

 GDP Gross Domestic Product

 GE Good Evening

 GED General Educational Development

 GEEZ Jesus

 GEEZER A guy, a bloke, a person

 GEG Interrupt a conversation

 GEN Information

 GENIOUS Misspelling of 'genius'

 GEOCACHE Scavenger hunt destination point

 GET Git

 GET DOWN Party, dance

 GETCHA Get You, understand Get Your

 GETTO Ghetto

 GEWD Good  GF Girlfriend

 GFA Grenade Free America

 GFAK Go Fly A Kite

 GFC Global Financial Crisis

 GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear

 GFF Grenade Free Foundation

 GFI Go For It

 GFN Gone For Now

 GFP Good For Pics

 GFU Good For You

 GFX Graphics

 GFY Good For You

 GG Good Game

 GGA Good Game All

 GGBB Good Game Bye Bye

 GGG Good, Giving, and Game (in bed)

 GGL Giggle

 GGN Gotta Go Now

 GGNORE Good Game No Rematch

 GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here

 GGS Good Games

 GGW Girls Gone Wild

 GH Guitar Hero

 GHB Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug)

 GHD Good Hair Day

 GHM God Help Me

 GHOST Leaving

 GHZ Gigahertz

 GI Government Issue American Solider Good Idea

 GIEF Give

 GIF Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format

 GIG Live performance Gigabyte Job

 GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out

 GIMME Give me

 GIMP Uncool/Stupid person

 GINGE Person with red hair

 GINGER Person with red hair

 GINGRICH Hypocrite

 GINNEL Alley, passageway

 GIS Google Image Search

 GIT Idiot

 GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.  GIY Google It Yourself

 GIYF Google Is Your Friend

 GJ Good Job

 GJOAC Go Jump Off A Cliff

 GJWHF Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

 GK Good Kid

 GKY Go Kill Yourself

 GL Good Luck Good Looking

 GL HF Good Luck, Have Fun

 GLA Good Luck All

 GLAG Giggling Like A Girl

 GLAMPING Glamorous/luxury camping

 GLD Good Life Decision

 GLEAK Spit

 GLEEK A fan of the TV show Glee

 GLF Group Looking For

 GLHF Good luck, have fun. Used in CS matches

 GLIRL Good Luck In Real Life

 GLITCH Error, mistake

 GLOCK Semi-automatic pistol

 GLOMP Hug very hard

 GLOTR Good Luck On The Rebuild

 GLTA Good Luck to All

 GLTY Good Luck To You

 GLU Guys/Girsl Like Us

 GLUCK Good Luck

 GLWS Good Luck With Sale

 GLWT Good Luck With That

 GM General Motors Good Morning Genetically Modified Good Move

 GMA Good Morning, America

 GMAB Give Me A Break

 GMAIL Google web email service

 GMBH Gesellschaft mit Beschr

 GMC General Motors Corporation

 GMH Gives Me Hope

 GMO Genetically Modified Organism

 GMOD Garry's Mod (Game)

 GMT Greenwich Mean Time

 GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

 GMV Got My Vote

 GMY Good Man Yourself

 GN Good Night  GNARLY Extreme

 GND Girl Next Door

 GNE Good Night and Everything

 GNFB Good Night Facebook

 GNITE Good Night

 GNK Glitch No Kill (gaming)

 GNO Girls/Guys Night Out

 GNP Gross National Product

 GNR Guns 'N Roses

 GNSD Good Night, Sweet Dreams

 GNSTDLTBBB Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

 GNU GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS

 GOAT Greatest Of All Time

 GOB Mouth

 GOBLIN Gangster

 GOD SPEED Good luck

 GOG Person from north Wales

 GOI Get Over It

 GOK God Only Knows

 GOKIL Crazy (Indonesian)

 GOL Giggle Out Loud

 GOLD DIGGER Person who loves someone just for their money

 GOM Idiot, fool

 GOMD Guy/Girl Of My Dreams

 GOMEN Sorry

 GOMER Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient

 GOMF Get Outta My Face

 GOML Get On My Level

 GON Go on Going to

 GONNA Going to

 GOOG Ecstasy pill

 GOOH Get Out Of Here

 GOOK Offensive term for a Korean

 GOOMF Get Out Of My Face

 GOOML Get Out Of My Life

 GOON Stupid Tough guy

 GOONER Supporter of Arsenal Football Club

 GOP Grand Old Party

 GORG Gorgeous

 GORM Gormless person

 GOS Girlfriend Over Shoulder Game Of Soldiers

 GOSH Exclamation of suprise or shock  GOSU Skillful person (Korean)

 GOTCHA I got you, I understand

 GOTTA Got to ... Have you got a ...?

 GOTY Game Of The Year

 GOU Good On You

 GOW God of War (Game) Gears of War (Game)

 GOWM Go Out With Me

 GOY Non-Jewish person

 GP General Principle

 GPA Grade-Point Average

 GPC Generic Pack of Cigarettes Get/Post/Cookie (web pages)

 GPL General Public License

 GPOY Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself

 GPOYW Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday

 GPRS General Packet Radio Services

 GPS Global Positioning System

 GPU Graphics Processing Unit

 GQ Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine) Suave, well dressed man

 GR Gotta Run

 GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking

 GR8 Great

 GRAF Graffiti Paragraph

 GRAND One thousand (dollars)

 GRASS Marijuana

 GRATZ Congratulations

 GRE Graduate Record Examination

 GREEN Unexperienced Marijuana Environmentally beneficial

 GRENADE Ugly girl in a group

 GRILL Tooth Jewelry

 GRL Girl

 GRO Guest Relations Officer

 GRODY Disgusting, nasty, gross

 GROK Fully understand

 GROM Grommet, young surfer

 GRONK Idiot, fool

 GROOL Great and Cool

 GROOVY Cool, awesome

 GROSS Unpleasant, disgusting

 GROUSE Great, amazing

 GRR Anger, frustration  GRRL Girl

 GRUB Food

 GRULE Hard work, nuisance

 GSD Getting Stuff Done

 GSM Global System for Mobile communications

 GSOH Good Sense Of Humor

 GSR Gun Shot Residue

 GSTQ God Save The Queen

 GSW Gun Shot Wound

 GT Grand Touring Gran Turismo

 GTA Grand Theft Auto

 GTBOSH Glad To Be Of Some Help

 GTD Getting Things Done

 GTG Got To Go

 GTGG Got To Get Going

 GTH Go To Hell

 GTHBA Good Times Had By All

 GTHO Get The Hell Out

 GTI High performance hatchback (eg VW Golf)

 GTK Good To Know

 GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry

 GTLD Generic TLD

 GTM Giggling To Myself

 GTO Gran Turismo Omologato

 GTOG Got To Go

 GTR Getting Ready

 GTRM Going To Read Mail

 GTS Good Times

 GTSY Good To See You

 GTTS Got The T-Shirt

 GTW Got To Work

 GU Grow Up

 GUAP Money

 GUCCI Good, awesome, high quality

 GUD Good

 GUFN Grounded Until Further Notice

 GUH Annoyed, angry

 GUI Graphical User Interface

 GULLY Rough, raw, unpolished

 GURL Girl

 GUTI Get Used To It

 GUUD Good

 GUV Guvnor, boss  GV Good Vibes

 GVG Guild Versus Guild

 GW Good Work

 GWAAN Go on

 GWAP Money

 GWARN Go On

 GWAS Game Was A Success

 GWB George W. Bush

 GWC Guy With Camera

 GWG Girl With Glasses

 GWI Get With It

 GWK Game Winning Kill

 GWOP Money

 GWP Gift With Purchase

 GWR Guinness World Records

 GWS Get Well Soon

 GWTF Go With The Flow

 GWTP Get With The Program

 GYAL Girl

 GYALDEM Group of girls

 GYC Get Your Coat

 GYFS Get Your Facts Straight

 GYNO Gynecologist

 GYO Get Your Own

 GYP Swindle, rip off

 GYPO Gypsy

 GYT Get Yourself Tested

 GZ Congratulations

 H Hug

 H&K Hugs and Kisses

 H/O Hold On

 H/T Hat Tip

 H/U Hook Up, make out

 H1B US employment visa

 H1N1 Swine flu virus

 H2CUS Hope To See You Soon

 H2G Had to Go Honest To God

 H2H Heart To Heart Head To Head

 H2IK Hell If I Know

 H2O Water

 H2T Head To Toe

 H3 Halo 3 (Game)

 H4X Hacks, cheats  H4X0R Hacker

 H5 High Five

 H8 Hate

 H8R Hater

 H9 Really hate (H8+1)

 HA Sarcastic laugh

 HABBO Online community/game

 HABIBI My darling (Arabic)

 HAC Hot Asian Chick

 HACER Hacker

 HACK Break into computer systems or software

 HAFL Heart Attack From Laughing

 HAFTA Have To

 HAG Unattractive old woman

 HAGD Have A Good Day

 HAGE Have A Good Evening

 HAGL Have A Good Life

 HAGN Have A Good Night

 HAGO Have A Good One

 HAGS Have A Great Summer

 HAGT Have A Great Time

 HAI Hey, hi Yes (Japanese)

 HAISTK How Am I Supposed To Know?

 HAIZ Sigh

 HAK Hugs And Kisses

 HALP Help

 HAN Alone (Han Solo)

 HAND Have A Nice Day

 HANDLE Half a gallon of liquor Nickname, alias

 HANG Hang out, spend time with

 HANG UP Inhibition, emotional difficulty

 HANL Have A Nice Life

 HAPA Mixed race

 HAR Sarcastic laugh

 HARD LINES Bad luck

 HARF Vomit, throw up

 HASH Marijuana

 HASHTAG Label on Twitter to aid searching

 HASIAN Hot Asian

 HATERZ Enemies

 HAWK Knife

 HAWT Hot Having A Wonderful Time  HAWTSOME Hot and awesome

 HAX Hacking, Hackers, hacks

 HAXOR Hacker

 HAXX0R Hacker

 HAXXOR Hacker

 HAY How Are You

 HAYD How Are You Doing?

 HAYT How Are You Today?

 HAYWIRE Crazy

 HAZE Type of marijuana

 HB Hug Back

 HB Hurry Back

 HBCU Historically Black Colleges and Universities

 HBD Happy Birthday

 HBK Heart Break Kid

 HBN How About Now

 HBO Home Box Office

 HBP Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter)

 HBT How 'Bout That

 HBTU Happy Birthday To You

 HBTY Happy Birthday To You

 HBU How About You?

 HBY How About You?

 HC Holy Cow

 HCDAJFU He Could Do A Job For Us

 HCIT How Cool Is That?

 HCO Hollister

 HD High-Definition

 HDCP High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection

 HDD Hard Disk Drive

 HDF Halt Die Fresse (Shut up in German)

 HDL Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German)

 HDMI High Definition Multimedia Interface

 HDTV High Definition Television

 HDU How Dare You

 HDY How Dare You

 HDYK How Do/Did You Know?

 HE Happy Ending High Explosives

 HEA Happily Ever After

 HEADS People

 HEADS UP Advance notice

 HEAT Gun(s)

 HEAVY Awesome, good Serious, intense  HECK Mild expletive

 HECTIC Cool, good

 HEH Cynical laugh

 HEINA Girlfriend

 HELLA Really, very

 HENCH Strong, muscular, well built

 HENRY High Earner, Not Rich Yet

 HEP Hip, cool

 HERB Stupid person

 HESHE Person of unidentifiable gender

 HEX Hexadecimal (base 16) Curse

 HEY Hello, hi

 HEYO Hello

 HEYY Hey You

 HF Have Fun

 HF Have Fun

 HFFA Hot From Far Away

 HFGL Have Fun, Good Luck

 HFY Here For You Happy for You

 HG Holy Grail

 HGB Hellogoodbye (band)

 HGH Haters Gonna Hate

 HGI How Goes It?

 HGV Heavy Goods Vehicle

 HH Ha-Ha

 HH Holding Hands

 HHIS Hanging Head In Shame

 HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking

 HHOK Ha-Ha, Only Kidding

 HHVF Ha-Ha, Very Funny

 HHWW Holding Hands While Walking

 HI Hello

 HI5 Social networking site

 HICKEY Love bite

 HICKY Love bite

 HIG How's It Going?

 HIIK Hell If I Know

 HIMYM How I Met Your Mother (TV show)

 HINKEY Strange, unusual

 HIP Cool, stylish, contemporary

 HIPSTER Person who is HIP

 HIR Gender neutral possessive pronoun (his/her)

 HIT A LICK Get a lot of money very quickly  HIT ME UP Call me later

 HIT YOU UP Call you later

 HIV Human Immunodeficiency Virus

 HIWTH Hate It When That Happens

 HIYA Hello

 HJNTIY He's Just Not That Into You

 HK Hong Kong Hostile Kids

 HL Half Life (game)

 HLAS Hook, Line And Sinker

 HM Thinking

 HMB Hit Me Back (reply)

 HMF same as HMPH

 HMIHY How May I Help You?

 HML Hate My Life

 HMP Help Me, Please

 HMPF Sound made when irritated

 HMPH Expression of apathy or disagreement

 HMS Her Majesty's Ship (UK)

 HMU Hit Me Up

 HMUL Hit Me Up Later

 HMV His Master's Voice

 HMWK Homework

 HNG Horny Net Geek

 HNK Hugs and Kisses

 HNOS Home Network Operating System

 HNR Hit 'N' Run

 HNY Happy New Year

 HO Hold On Head Office

 HOAS Hold On A Second

 HOAY How Old Are You?

 HOBO Itinerant worker

 HOF Hall Of Fame Heavy on Flag

 HOG Harley Owner Group

 HOH Head Over Heels Hard Of Hearing

 HOLD Borrow (money)

 HOLD UP Wait a minute

 HOLLA Used by a man to express interest in a woman

 HOLLA BACK Get Back To Me

 HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

 HOLLER Shout

 HOLS Holidays, vacation

 HOMEBOY Closest friend  HOMEDOG same as HOMEBOY

 HOMEGIRL Closest female friend

 HOMES Homeboy

 HOMESLICE Homeboy

 HOMEY Homeboy

 HOMG same as OMG

 HOMIE Homeboy

 HOMMIE misspelling of HOMIE

 HON Honey

 HONKIE White person

 HONKY same as HONKIE

 HOOAH same as HUA

 HOOCHIE Over made up woman with trashy dress sense

 HOOD Neighborhood, ghetto

 HOODIE Hooded sweatshirt Person wearing a hooded sweatshirt

 HOOK ME UP Share with me

 HOOKED Addicted

 HOOPS Basketabll

 HOOROO Goodbye

 HOOT Good time Funny person

 HOP Heroin

 HOP OFF Leave me alone

 HORNY Turned on

 HORSE Heroin

 HOS Husband Over Shoulder

 HOT Very good looking, sexy

 HOTTIE Attractive person

 HOV High Occupancy Vehicle

 HOVA Jehovah, God

 HOWDY How Do You Do?

 HP Harry Potter

 HQ High Quality

 HQF same as LOL

 HR Human Resources

 HRC Human Rights Campaign

 HRH His/Her Royal Highness

 HRU How Are You?

 HS Headshot

 HSBC Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation

 HSH Home Sweet Home

 HSIK How Should I Know?

 HSIT How Sad Is That

 HSL Hue, Saturation, Lightness  HSM High School Musical

 HSP Highly Sensitive Person

 HSPDA High Speed Packet Data Access

 HSV2 Herpes Simplex Virus 2

 HT Hat Tip (Thanks) Home Time Handheld Transceiver

 HTBT Had To Be There

 HTC Hit The Cell

 HTE Hard To Explain

 HTG Hard To Get

 HTH Hope That Helps How The Hell

 HTHFYS Hope To Hear From You Soon

 HTM Hand To Mouth

 HTML Hypertext Markup Language

 HTSYS Hope To See You Soon

 HTTP Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol

 HTTPS Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol Secure

 HTTR Hail To The Redskins

 HTX Houston, Texas

 HU Hollywood Undead (Band)

 HUA Heard Understood Acknowledged

 HUBBY Husband

 HUCKLEBERRY The man you're looking for

 HUD Heads-Up Display

 HUFF Low grade weed

 HUGGLE Hug and snuggle

 HUH Confused sound

 HUN Honey

 HUNDO Hundred (dollars)

 HUNNED Hundred (dollars)

 HUNNIT Hundred (dollars)

 HUR Here Hair

 HURT Ugly, unattractive

 HUS Hustler

 HUSPAZ Hurray (texting)

 HUZZAH Expression of triumph, joy

 HVAC Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning

 HVD Happy Valentine's Day

 HW Homework

 HWB Hottie With Body

 HWGA Here We Go Again

 HWK Homework

 HWP Height Weight Proportional  HWSNBN He Who Shall Not Be Named

 HWU Hey, What's Up?

 HWYD How Was Your Day?

 HXC Hardcore (music)

 HY Hell Yes Hi

 HYB How You Been?

 HYD How Ya Doing?

 HYDRO Hydroponically grown marijuana

 HYFB Hope You Feel Better

 HYG Here You Go

 HYH Have You Heard Hold Your Horses

 HYIP High Yield Investment Program

 HYNA Good looking girl (Hispanic)

 HYP Harvard, Yale, Princeton

 HYPER Over energetic

 HYPH Hyperactive, crazy

 HYPO Hypodermic needle/syringe

 HYS Have Your Say

 HYU Hit You Up

 HYUK Lose, despite having a good lead

 HZ Hertz (frequency)

 I<3U I Love You

 I'MA I am going to

 I/O Input/Output

 I18N Internationalization

 I8 Aight, aite, alright

 IA I Agree

 IAB I Am Bored

 IABW In A Bad Way

 IAC In Any Case

 IAD It All Depends

 IAE In Any Event

 IAG It's All Good

 IAK I Already Know

 IAL I Ain't Laughing I Actually Laughed

 IAMA I Am Mildly Amused

 IANAD I Am Not A Doctor

 IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)

 IAS In A Second

 IAU I Adore You

 IAW In Accordance With I Agree With

 IAWTC I Agree With That/This Comment  IAWTCSM I Agree With This Comment So Much

 IAWTP I Agree With This Post

 IAY I Adore You

 IB I'm Back

 IB2D I Beg To Differ

 IB4TL In Before The Lock

 IBAN International Bank Account Number

 IBB I'll Be Back

 IBID Ibidem (In the same place)

 IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard

 IBL In Before Lock

 IBM International Business Machines

 IBMTS I've Been Meaning To Say

 IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome

 IBTD In Before The Delete I Beg To Differ

 IBTL In Before the Lock

 IBU Ibuprofen

 IBW I'll Be Waiting

 IBYP I Beg Your Pardon

 IC I See

 ICAM I Couldn't Agree More

 ICAY I Care About You

 ICB I Can't Believe...

 ICBB I Can't Be Bothered

 ICBI I Can't Believe It

 ICBINB I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

 ICBM Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

 ICBSST I Can't Believe She Said That

 ICBW It Could Be Worse

 ICC Ice Crown Citadel (WOW)

 ICCL I Couldn't Care Less

 ICE Diamonds Crystal meth Kill

 ICK same as UGH

 ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol

 ICP Insane Clown Posse (band)

 ICQ I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)

 ICR I Can't Remember

 ICSL I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing

 ICSTAY I Can't Stop Thinking About You

 ICT Information and Communication Technology

 ICU Intensive Care Unit I See You

 ICW In Connection With I Can't Wait

 ICWUDT I See What You Did There

 ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know

 ICYMI In Case You Missed It

 ID Identity

 ID10T Computer error caused by user

 IDBI I Don't Believe It

 IDBY I Don't Believe You

 IDC I Don't Care

 IDD Indeed

 IDDQD Cheat code for Doom

 IDE Integrated Development Environment Integrated Device Electronics

 IDEC I Don't Even Care

 IDEK I Don't Even Know

 IDEKY I Don't Even Know You

 IDEM The same, me too

 IDEWTK I Don't Even Want To Know

 IDFG I Don't Feel Good

 IDFLI I Don't Feel Like It

 IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn

 IDGI I Don't Get It

 IDHAC I Don't Have A Clue

 IDI I Doubt It

 IDK I Don't Know

 IDKE I Don't Know Either

 IDKFA Cheat code for Doom

 IDKW I Don't Know Why

 IDKWTD I Don't Know What To Do

 IDKWYM I Don't Know What You Mean

 IDKY I Don't Know Why

 IDL I Don't Like ...

 IDLE Inactive

 IDLI I Don't Like It

 IDLT I Don't Like That

 IDLY I Don't Love/Like You

 IDM It Doesn't Matter Intelligent Dance Music

 IDN I Don't kNow

 IDNK I Do Not Know

 IDR I Don't Remember

 IDRC I Don't Really Care

 IDRK I Don't Really Know

 IDST If Destroyed, Still True

 IDT I Don't Think  IDTS I Don't Think So

 IDU I Don't Understand

 IDUNNO I Don't Know

 IDW I Don't Want

 IDWK I Don't Wanna Know

 IDWT I Don't Want To

 IDWTAI I Don't Wanna Talk About It

 IDWTK I Don't Want to Know

 IE Id Est (that is) Internet Explorer

 IED Improvised Explosive Device

 IEEE Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers

 IEP Individualized Education Program

 IFF If and only if Identification: Friend or Foe Internet Friends Forever

 IFFY Dodgy, unreliable

 IG Ignorant

 IGG Ignore I Gotta Go

 IGGY Ignore

 IGHT Alright

 IGI I Get It

 IGM I Got Mine

 IGMC I'll Get My Coat

 IGN In Game Name

 IGNB I'm Going Now, Bye

 IGNTS I've Got Nothing To Say

 IGS I Guess So

 IGTG I Got To Go

 IGU I Give Up

 IGWT In God We Trust

 IGY I Get You

 IGYB I've Got Your Back

 IH8U I Hate You

 IHDK I Honestly Don't Know

 IHM I Hate Mondays

 IHML I Hate My Life

 IHNC I Have No Clue

 IHNI I Have No Idea

 IHO In Honor Of

 IHOP International House of Pancakes

 IHS I Hope So

 IHT I Hate This

 IHU I Hate You

 IHY I Hate You  IHYDM I Hope You Don't Mind

 IHYSM I Hate You So Much

 IIB Ignorance Is Bliss

 IIGHT Alright, OK

 IIH If I'm Honest

 IIL I'm In Love

 IINM If I'm Not Mistaken

 IIR Idiot In Room

 IIRC If I Remember Correctly

 IIS Internet Information Services

 IITUWUTMAS If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret?

 IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You

 IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?

 IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?

 IIUC If I Understand Correctly

 IIWII It Is What It Is

 IIWY If I Were You

 IJ I'm Joking

 IJAF It's Just A Fact

 IJDK I Just Don't Know

 IJG I Just Giggled

 IJK I'm Just kidding

 IJL I Just Laughed

 IJS I'm Just Saying

 IJWTK I Just Want To Know

 IK I Know

 IKE same as DUDE I Know, Eh

 IKEA Swedish furniture store

 IKH I Know, Huh?

 IKHYF I Know How You Feel

 IKLY I Kinda Like You

 IKM I Know Man

 IKMTY I Know More Than You

 IKN I Know Not

 IKR I Know, Right

 IKT I Knew That

 IKTF I Know The Feeling

 IKTR I Know That's Right

 IKWUM I Know What You Mean

 IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer

 IKWYL I Know Where You Live

 IKWYM I Know What You Mean

 IKY I Know You  IKYP I'll Keep You Posted

 IL In Love

 ILD Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)

 ILH I Love Him/Her

 ILI I Love It

 ILL Cool, tight, etc

 ILLEST Best

 ILLY Fresh, cool

 ILM I lige m

 ILML I Love My Life

 ILMO In Loving Memory Of

 ILS Inflated Lat Syndrome

 ILT I Like That

 ILU I Love You

 ILU2 I Love You Too

 ILUM I Love You More

 ILUSM I Love You So Much

 ILUT I Love You Too

 ILY I Love You

 ILY2 I Love You Too

 ILYA I Love You All

 ILYAAF I Love You As A Friend

 ILYAM I Love You As a Mate

 ILYB I Love You Both

 ILYF I'll Love You Forever

 ILYG I Love You Guys/Girls

 ILYK I'll Let You Know

 ILYL I Love You Lots

 ILYLAS I Love You Like A Sister

 ILYLT I Love You Long Time

 ILYM I Love You More

 ILYSDM I Love You So Damn Much

 ILYSM I Love You So Much

 ILYSMB I Love You So Much Baby

 ILYSMM I Love You So Much More

 ILYT I Love You Too

 ILYVM I Love You Very Much

 ILYWAMH I Love You With All My Heart

 IM Instant Message

 IMA I am going to

 IMAHO In My Absolutely Honest Opinion

 IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion

 IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol

 IMB I'm Bored  IMBA Imbalanced

 IMBO In My Biased Opinion

 IMCO In My Considered Opinion

 IMD In My Defence

 IMDB Internet Movie Database

 IME In My Experience

 IMEO In My Educated Opinion

 IMF International Monetary Fund

 IMH In My Head

 IMHO In My Humble Opinion

 IMING Instant Messaging

 IMK In My Knowledge

 IMMA I'm Going To

 IMMAO In My Most Arrogant Opinion

 IMMD It Made My Day

 IMML It Made Me Laugh

 IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion

 IMO In My Opinion

 IMOO In My Own Opinion

 IMP It's My Pleasure

 IMPO In My Personal Opinion

 IMR I Mean, Really

 IMS Irritable Male Syndrome

 IMSMR If Memory Serves Me Right

 IMU I Miss You

 IMUSM I Miss You So Much

 IMVU Instant Messaging Virtual Universe

 IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know

 IMY I Miss You

 IMYA I Miss You Already

 IMYM I Miss You More

 IMYSM I Miss You So Much

 IMYT I Miss You Too

 IN THE BAG Definite

 INAH I Need A Hug

 INB I'm Not Bothered

 INB4 In Before (already mentioned)

 INBD It's No Big Deal

 INC Incoming

 INDIE Independent music

 INDY Independent

 INFO Information

 INIT Isn't it? Initialization  INK I Never Knew Tattoo

 INKED Tattooed

 INNIT Isn't It

 INO I Know

 INORITE I Know, Right?

 INPO In No Particular Order

 INR same as IKR

 INRS It's Not Rocket Science

 INS I'm Not Sure

 INSIDER Inside joke

 INT Isn't it

 INTEL Intelligence CPU manufacturer

 INTK I Need To Know

 INVU I Envy You

 INWLY I Never Wanna Lose You

 INY I Need You

 IOAB I'm On A Boat

 IOC International Olympic Committee

 IOH I'm Outta Here

 IOI Indication of Interest I'm Over It

 IOIC If Only I Could

 IOKIYAR It's Okay If You're A Republican

 IOM Isle Of Man

 IOMW I'm On My Way

 ION In Other News

 IONO I Don't Know

 IOU I Owe You

 IOW In Other Words

 IOYK If Only You Knew

 IP Internet Protocol Intellectual Property

 IPA India Pale Ale Internet Protocol Address

 IPC Ignore Post Count

 IPO Initial Public Offering

 IPOD MP3 player from Apple

 IPSEC Internet Protocol Security

 IQ Intelligence Quotient

 IR Infrared Injured Reserve

 IRA Irish Republican Army

 IRAH Insert Relevant Acronym Here

 IRC Internet Relay Chat

 IRCOP Internet Relay Chat Operator  IRDC I Really Don't Care

 IRDK I Really Don't Know

 IRIE Feeling good, alright

 IRL In Real Life

 IRLY I Really Like You

 IRMC I Rest My Case

 IRS Internal Revenue Service

 ISA Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK

 ISB I'm So Bored

 ISBN International Standard Book Number

 ISCSI Internet SCSI

 ISDK I Simply Don't Know

 ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network

 ISH Shit Suffix indicating vagueness

 ISHK I Should Have Known

 ISLY I Still Love You

 ISO In Search Of

 ISP Internet Service Provider

 ISS International Space Station I'm So Sorry

 ISSN International Standard Serial Number

 ISTATOY I Saw This And Thought Of You

 ISTG I Swear To God

 ISTM It Seems To Me

 ISTR I Seem To Recall

 ISWYDT I See What You Did There

 ISWYM I See What You Mean

 IT Information Technology

 ITA I Totally Agree

 ITAI I'll Think About It

 ITALY I Trust And Love You

 ITC In This Channel In That Case

 ITE Alright? (Hello)

 ITF In The Future

 ITIAILWY I Think I Am In Love With You

 ITIKY I Think I Know You

 ITILU I Think I Love You

 ITILY I Think I Love You

 ITK In The Know

 ITM In the Mouth

 ITMA It's That Man Again

 ITN I Think Not

 ITO In Terms Of  ITOY I'm Thinking Of You

 ITP Inside The Perimeter

 ITS I Think/Thought So

 ITSK It's OK

 ITT In This Thread

 ITTET In These Tough Economic Times

 ITV Independent TV (UK)

 ITWYM Is That What You Mean?

 ITYF I Think You'll Find

 ITYL I'll Tell You Later

 ITYM I Think You Mean

 ITYS I Told You So

 ITZ It's In The Zone

 IUSS If You Say So

 IV Four (Roman) Intravenous

 IVF In Vitro Fertilization

 IWALY I Will Always Love You

 IWBB I Will Be Back

 IWC Internet Wrestling Community

 IWHI I Would Hit It

 IWID It's What I Do

 IWIK I Wish I Knew

 IWIWT I Wish I Were There

 IWM It Wasn't Me

 IWOOT I Want One Of Those

 IWTD I Want To Die

 IWU I Want You

 IWY I Want You

 IYA Hiya, hello

 IYAM If You Ask Me

 IYBTYBA If You Believe That, You'll Believe Anything

 IYD In Your Dreams

 IYDK If You Didn't Know

 IYDM If You Don't Mind

 IYF In Your Face

 IYH In Your Head

 IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean

 IYL If You're Lucky It's Your Life

 IYO In Your Opinion

 IYQ I Like You

 IYSS If You Say So

 IYSWIM If You See What I Mean  IYT All right

 IYTE All right

 IYTT If You Think That

 IYW If You Want/Will

 IYWW If You Were Wondering

 IZ Is, it's

 J Joking

 J CAT Category J - mentally unstable person

 J DUB Jehovah's Witness

 J/K same as JK

 J2LUK Just To Let You Know

 J2LYK Just To Let You Know

 J4F Just For Fun

 J4L Just for Laughs

 JA Yes (German)

 JACK WAGON Loser

 JACKASS Stupid person, idiot

 JAF Just A Friend

 JAG Socially inept person

 JAH God, Jehovah

 JAILBREAK Crack an iPhone

 JAJA Spanish laugh

 JAM Just A Minute.

 JAMBO Hello (Swahili)

 JAND England (Nigerian)

 JANK Worthless, useless

 JANOE I Know

 JAP Jewish American Princess Person from Japan

 JAPAN Just Always Pray At Night

 JARRIN Annoying

 JAS Just A Second

 JAT Just A Thought

 JATQ Just Answer The Question

 JAVA Programming language Coffee

 JAWN Thing

 JAWOHL Yes, affirmative

 JB Jail Bait Jonas Brothers

 JBH Just Being Honest

 JBT Jack-Booted Thug

 JBU Just Between Us

 JBY Just Be Yourself

 JC Jesus Christ Just Curious Just Chilling

 JD Jack Daniel's

 JDI Just Do It

 JDLR Just Doesn't Look Right

 JDM Japanese Domestic Market

 JEAL Jealous

 JEET Did you eat?

 JEEZ Expression of annoyance Jesus

 JEJE Hispanic LOL

 JEJEMON People who type stupidly

 JEL Jealous

 JELLO Jealous

 JELLY Jealous

 JERK Idiot

 JEST Joke

 JET Leave quickly

 JEWFRO Curly Jewish hair style

 JFF Just For Fun

 JFK John Fitzgerald Kennedy New York airport Just For Kicks

 JFN Just For Now

 JFT Just For Today

 JFTR Just For The Record

 JFY Just For You

 JFYI Just For Your Information

 JG Juicy Gossip

 JGB Just Got Back

 JGH Just Got Home

 JGI Just Google It

 JGL Just Get Lost

 JHC Jesus H Christ

 JHEEZE same as OMG, wow

 JI Very, sort of

 JIC Just In Case

 JICYDK Just In Case You Didn't Know

 JIFF Cocaine

 JIFFY Short period of time

 JIP Rob, rip-off

 JIT Young gangster Just In Time

 JJ Just Joking

 JJJ Australian radio station

 JK Just Kidding

 JKD Jeet Kune Do (Martial Art)  JKL Just Kidding Loser Just Kidding, LOL

 JKN Joking

 JKS Jokes

 JKZ Jokes

 JLO Jennifer Lopez

 JLS Jack the Lad Swing (band)

 JLT Just like that

 JLUK Just Letting You Know

 JLY Jesus Loves You

 JLYK Just Letting You Know

 JM Just Messing

 JMA Just Messing Around

 JMHO Just My Humble Opinion

 JML Just My Luck

 JMO Just My Opinion

 JMS Just Making Sure

 JMT Just My Thoughts

 JN Just Now

 JO Yo

 JOANING Putting someone down, making fun of

 JOCKER Someone who copies another's style

 JOHN DOE General term for a man

 JOINT Rolled marijuana cigarette

 JONES Craving, desire

 JONESING Craving, wanting really badly

 JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity

 JORTS Jean shorts

 JP Just Playin'

 JPA Just Playing Around

 JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group Image file format

 JPG Image file format

 JPOP Japanese pop music

 JROTC Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

 JS Just Saying

 JSU Just Shut Up

 JSUK Just So You Know

 JSYK Just So You Know

 JTB Just Too Bad

 JTC Join The Club

 JTLUK Just To Let You Know

 JTLYK Just To Let You Know

 JTM Je t'aime (I love you)

 JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud  JTOY Just Thinking Of You

 JTTY Just To Tell You

 JTUSK Just Thought You Should Know

 JUAD Jumping Up And Down

 JUGGALO Fan of ICP

 JUICE Respect, power

 JUICED Happy, excited

 JUJU Magic, luck

 JUNGLE FEVER Attraction between people of different race

 JUNKIE Addict

 JUZ Just

 JV Junior Varsity, amateur

 JW Just Wondering

 JWAS Just Wait And See

 JWD Job Well Done

 JWG Just a Wild Guess

 JWTK Just Wanted To Know

 JWTLYK Just Wanted To Let You Know

 JWU Just Woke Up

 JWW Just Was Wondering

 JYEAH Cool version of Yeah

 K OK

 K1 The best, awesome

 K33L Kill

 K3U I Love You (I <3 U)

 KAFM Keep Away From Me

 KAM Gorgeous, sexy

 KAWAII Cute, pretty (Japanese)

 KAY Okay

 KB Kind Bud Kilobytes

 KBPS KiloBytes per second

 KD Kraft Dinner

 KDR Kill/Death Ratio

 KEED Kid, joke

 KEEL Kill

 KEK LOL in WOW

 KEN Know (Scottish)

 KET Ketamine

 KEW same as KEWL

 KEWL Cool

 KEWT Cute

 KEY Kilogram (of drugs)

 KEYGEN Software serial number generator  KEYS Kilogram (of a drug)

 KF Kinda Funny

 KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken

 KG Kilogram

 KGB Russian secret police

 KGO OK, Go

 KH Kingdom Hearts (RPG)

 KHUF Know How You Feel

 KHYF Know How You Feel

 KHZ Kilohertz

 KI Kilogram (of cocaine/crack)

 KIA Killed In Action Know It All

 KICKS Shoes Thrills

 KIFF Cool

 KIG Keep It Gangsta

 KIK A mistyped version of LOL Smartphone app for free chat

 KIKE Offensive term for a Jew

 KILLA Good quality weed

 KIM Keep It Moving

 KINDA Kind Of

 KINGS Drinking game

 KINO Physical flirting, touching

 KIO Knock it off

 KIP Sleep Bed

 KIR Keepin' It Real

 KIRF Keeping It Real Fake

 KIS Keep It Simple

 KISA Knight In Shining Armour

 KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid

 KIT Keep In Touch

 KITE Mail received in jail

 KITTEN Woman who dates older men

 KIU Keep It Up

 KIV Keep In View

 KIWI A person from New Zealand A small brown bird from New Zealand Kiwifruit

 KJ Killjoy

 KK OK, cool

 KKK Ku Klux Klan

 KKKK Korean LOL

 KKZ Okay

 KL Cool  KLK Que lo que? (Spanish for What's Up?)

 KLKL Cool Cool

 KLM Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij (Royal Dutch Airlines)

 KLUTZ Clumsy or stupid person

 KM Keep Mum

 KMFC Keeping My Fingers Crossed

 KMK Kottonmouth Kings (band)

 KML Killing Myself Laughing

 KMN Kill Me Now

 KMP Keep Me Posted

 KMS Kill Myself

 KMSL Killing Myself Laughing

 KMT Kiss My Teeth

 KMU Keep Me Updated

 KNO Know

 KNOCK IT OFF Stop it

 KNOCKED Caught (selling drugs)

 KNOCKED UP Pregnant

 KNOCKOUT Stunning person or thing

 KNOT Roll of paper money

 KNP OK, No Problem

 KO Knock Out OK

 KOD Kiss Of Death

 KOI Koibito (Japenese for lover)

 KOKO Most important thing

 KOL Kingdom Of Loathing (Game)

 KOO Cool

 KOOL Cool

 KOOLIO Cool

 KOOLS Mentholated cigarettes

 KOS Kill On Sight

 KOSHER Good, OK

 KOTC Kiss On The Cheek

 KOTH King of the Hill (game)

 KOTL Kiss On The Lips

 KOTOR Knights Of The Old Republic (Game)

 KP Korean Pride

 KPC Keep Parents Clueless

 KPI Key Performance Indicator

 KPOP Korean popular music

 KR Kind Regards

 KRAM Smoke weed

 KRO Keep Right On  KRON same as CHRONIC

 KS Kill Steal

 KTB Ok, Thanks, Bye

 KTBPA same as KTBSPA

 KTBSPA Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive

 KTF Keep The Faith

 KTHNXBI OK, Thanks, Bye

 KTHX OK, Thanks

 KTHXBAI OK, Thanks, Bye

 KTHXBI Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)

 KTY Ok, Thank You

 KUDO Misspelling of KUDOS

 KUDOS Respect and recognition

 KUL Cool

 KUSH High grade marijuana

 KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work

 KVM Keyboard, Video, Mouse

 KW Kilowatt

 KWAM same as KWIM

 KWEL Cool

 KWIM Know What I Mean?

 KWL Cool

 KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed

 KYOOT Cute

 KYP Keep You Posted

 KYS Kill Yourself

 KYSO Knock Yourself Out

 L Laugh

 L2M Listening To Music

 L2MS Laughing To Myself

 L2P Learn To Play

 L2PK Learn To Player Kill

 L2R Learn to Read

 L337 LEET in LEET speak

 L33T Elite

 L4D Left 4 Dead (game)

 L4D2 Left 4 Dead 2 (game)

 L7 Square

 L8 Late

 L8ER Later

 L8R Later

 LA Cantonese Exclamation

 LAA Lad, mate

 LABTOP Laptop  LAD Guy

 LAFS Love At First Sight

 LAG Slow response (computer, internet)

 LAGG Defeat, PWN

 LAL Laughing A Lot/Little

 LALB Laughing A Little Bit

 LAM Leave A Message Run

 LAMBO Lamborghini

 LAME Stupid, Unoriginal

 LAMEO Lame Person

 LAMER Annoying person

 LAMO Mispelling of LMAO

 LAMP Hit

 LAN Local Area Network

 LAND MINE Ugly, skinny girl

 LANK Very

 LAPD Los Angeles Police Department

 LAPPY Laptop computer

 LARP Live Action Role Play

 LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

 LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

 LAT Living Apart Together

 LATA same as LATERS

 LATE Missed a period, possibly pregnant Dead

 LATERS See you later, goodbye

 LATERZ See you later, goodbye

 LATM Laughing At The Moment

 LAU Laughing At You

 LAV Lavatory, toilet Love

 LAWD Lord

 LAWL same as LOL

 LAWLS same as LOL

 LAWLZ same as LOL

 LAX Lacrosse

 LBC Long Beach, California

 LBD Little Black Dress

 LBDN Look Busy Doing Nothing

 LBH Let's Be Honest Loser Back Home

 LBM Little Big Man

 LBNL Last But Not Least

 LBR Loser Beyond Repair

 LBRS Lower Blackrock Spire (WOW)  LBS Laughing But Serious Pounds (weight)

 LBVS Laughing But Very Serious

 LBW Leg Before Wicket (cricket)

 LC Lower Case

 LCD Liquid Crystal Display

 LCTS Let's Change The Subject

 LD Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet)

 LDA Long Distance Affair

 LDH Long Distance Hug

 LDI Let's Do It

 LDL Long Distance Lover

 LDN London

 LDO Like Duh, Obviously

 LDR Long Distance Relationship

 LDS Latter Day Saint

 LE Limited Edition Law Enforcement

 LEAF Marijuana

 LED Light Emiting Diode

 LEDGE Legend, legendary

 LEES Very Attractive Man/Woman

 LEET Chat room language Elite

 LEG IT Run away

 LEGGO Let's Go

 LEGIT Real, legal

 LEKKER Cool, sexy

 LEL LOL

 LEMME Let Me

 LENG Weapon, gun

 LEO Law Enforcement Officer

 LEV Low Emission Vehicle

 LEVA Traitor

 LEWL LOL

 LF Looking For

 LF1M Looking For One More

 LFDY Live Fast, Die Young

 LFG Looking For Group

 LFM Looking For More

 LFMF Learn From My Fail

 LFP Looking For Party (in MMORPG)

 LFTI Looking Forward To It

 LFTSU Look Forward To Seeing You

 LFW Looking For Work  LG Little Girl

 LGD Let's Get Drunk

 LGFB Looks Good From Behind

 LGMH Love Gives Me Hope

 LGO Life Goes On

 LGT Link Goes To ...

 LGTM Looks Good To Me

 LH Living Hell

 LHH Laughing Hella Hard

 LHM Lord Have Mercy Lord Help Me

 LHR London Heathrow airport

 LHYW Like Hell You Will

 LI Laughing Inside

 LIB Liberal

 LIC Like I Care

 LICKED Drunk or high

 LID Ounce of marijuana

 LIEING Misspelling of 'lying'

 LIEK Like

 LIFO Last In First Out

 LIFTED High

 LIG Let It Go

 LIGIT Legitimate

 LIH Laugh In Head

 LIHOP Let It Happen On Purpose

 LIITA Love Is In The Air

 LIKE Introduction to a quote same as UM

 LIKKLE Little

 LIL Little

 LILABOC Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

 LIMB Laughing In My Brain

 LIME Hang out, socialise

 LIMH Laughing In My Head

 LIMM Laughing In My Mind

 LIMO Limousine, luxury car

 LINE A line of a powdered drug

 LINGO Language

 LIPSING Kissing

 LIQ Liquor

 LIRL Laughing In Real Life

 LIS Laughing In Silence

 LIT Intoxicated, stoned

 LITE Light  LITS Life Is Too Short

 LIU Look It Up

 LIVE Exciting

 LJBF Let's Just Be Friends

 LK same as LOLK

 LL Laugh Loudly, LOL

 LLAP Live Long and Prosper

 LLC Limited Liability Company Laughing Like Crazy

 LLH Laughing Like Hell

 LLL Loony Liberal Left

 LLN LOL LOL Neanderthal

 LLO Misspelt LOL

 LLOL Literally LOL

 LLZ same as LOLZ

 LM Loud Mouth

 LMA Leave Me Alone

 LMAD Let's Make A Deal

 LMAM Leave Me A Message

 LMAP Leave Me Alone Please

 LMC Let Me Check Let Me See

 LMCO Laughing My Cats Off

 LMG Light Machine Gun

 LMGTFY Let Me Google That For You

 LMHO Laughing My Head Off

 LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life

 LMK Let Me Know

 LML Love My Life

 LMO Leave Me Alone

 LMOA Misspelling of LMAO

 LMPO Laughing My Pants Off

 LMR Last Minute Resistance

 LMS Like My Status Last Man Standing

 LMSO Laughing My Socks Off

 LMT Let Me Think

 LMTAL Let Me Take A Look

 LNF Life's Not Fair

 LNIB Like New In Box

 LNK Love And Kisses

 LNT Leave No Trace

 LO Hello Little One

 LOA Leave of Absence

 LOADED Drunk, intoxicated Rich

 LOAF Head

 LOB Throw Line Of Business

 LOC Library Of Congress

 LOCAL Local public house, bar

 LOI Laughing On the Inside

 LOK LOL OK

 LOL Laughing Out Loud

 LOLAGE The act of LOL

 LOLAK Lots Of Love And Kisses

 LOLCAT Cat picture with silly caption

 LOLED Past tense of LOL

 LOLING The act of laughing out loud

 LOLK LOL+OK

 LOLL Laugh Out Loud Literally

 LOLLY Money

 LOLO Lowrider Crazy

 LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

 LOLV Lots Of Love

 LOLWUT What?

 LOLX same as LOL

 LOLZ Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)

 LOLZA same as LOL

 LOMB Lying On My Bed

 LOML Love Of My Life

 LOMO Lights Out, Missionary Only

 LOO Toilet

 LOOL Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud

 LOONY Crazy

 LOOT Money (often stolen)

 LOP Stupid person

 LOPL Misspelling of LOL

 LOQ Laugh Out Quietly

 LORL Laugh Out Really Loud

 LOS Line Of Site

 LOTD Link Of The Day

 LOTI Laughing On The Inside

 LOTR Lord of the Rings

 LOTRO Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG)

 LOTTA Lot of

 LOUD Good quality marijuana

 LOVL Laughing Out Very Loud

 LOW Unfair, immoral  LOW IT Allow It, don't worry

 LOW KEY Quiet Don't tell anyone

 LOWE Don't bother, forget it

 LOWRIDER Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled

 LOZ Legend of Zelda

 LP Long Play (record)

 LPG Liquefied Petroleum Gas

 LPL Misspelling of LOL

 LQ Liquor Lover's Quarrel

 LQI Laughing Quietly Inside

 LQL Laughing Quite Loudly

 LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself

 LQTMS Laughing Quietly To Myself

 LQTY Laughing Quietly To Yourself

 LRF Low Resolution Fox, attractive at a distance

 LRG Lifted Research Group (clothing)

 LRL Laughing Really Loud

 LS Lovesick Life Story

 LSA D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD

 LSAT Law School Admission Test

 LSD D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

 LSE London School of Economics Low Self-Esteem

 LSH Laughing So Hard

 LSHIC Laughing So Hard I'm Crying

 LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

 LSI Limited Social Interaction

 LSMIH Laughing So Much It Hurts

 LSP Love Sick Puppy

 LSR Loser

 LSS Last Song Syndrome

 LSTM Laughing Silently To Myself

 LTB Looking To Buy

 LTD Live/Living The Dream

 LTG Learn To Google

 LTH Love Truth Honor

 LTIC Laugh Til I Cry

 LTL Living The Life

 LTM Laughing To Myself

 LTMA Less Talk, More Action

 LTMQ Laughing To Myself Quietly

 LTMS Laughing To Myself

 LTNC Long Time No Chat  LTNS Long Time No See

 LTNT Long Time No Talk

 LTP Lost The Plot

 LTR Long term relationship

 LTS Laugh To Self

 LTY Laugh To Yourself

 LU Love You

 LUA Love You Always

 LUB Love

 LUBB Love

 LUBE Lubricant

 LUFF Friendly Love

 LUH Love

 LUI Living Under the Infuence

 LUL Lame Uncomfortable Laugh

 LULAB Love You Like A Brother

 LULAS Love You Like A Sister

 LULS same as LOL

 LULZ same as LOL

 LUMI Love You, Mean It

 LUMU Love You Miss You

 LUNCHBOX Bulge in a man's pants

 LURK Read a forum but never post

 LURKER Forum follower who never posts

 LURV Love

 LURVE Love

 LUSH Drunk person Great, brilliant

 LUSM Love You So Much

 LUV Love

 LUVVIE Stage actor

 LUWAMH Love You with All My Heart

 LUX Luxury

 LV Louis Vuitton Las Vegas Level

 LVL Level

 LW Lucky Win

 LWKM Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)

 LWKMD Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

 LWM Laugh With Me

 LWP Laughing With Passion

 LWT Look Who's Talking

 LWWY Live While We're Young

 LXG League of Extraordinary Gentlemen  LY Love You

 LY2 Love You Too

 LY4E Love You Forever

 LYA Love You Always

 LYAAF Love You As A Friend Love You Always And Forever

 LYB Love You, Bye

 LYF Love You Forever

 LYK Let you know

 LYKE Like

 LYL Love You Lots

 LYLAB Love You Like A Brother

 LYLAF Love You Like A Friend

 LYLAS Love You Like A Sister

 LYLC Love You Like Crazy

 LYLMB Love You Like My Brother

 LYLT Love You Long Time

 LYM Love You More

 LYMI Love You, Mean It

 LYMY Love You, Miss You

 LYMYWY Love You, Miss You, Want You

 LYR Love You Really

 LYSM Love You So Much

 LYT Love You Too

 LZ Landing Zone

 M$ Microsoft

 M&D Mum and Dad

 M&M Small chocolate candy

 M&S Marks & Spencer

 M/F Male/Female

 M/O Make Out

 M2 Me Too

 M2AF Message To All Friends

 M2D Make my day

 M2FP My Two( three , four etc...) Favorite People

 M3 BMW sports car

 M33T Meet

 M4W Man looking for a woman

 M8 Mate

 MA Mom alert Master of Arts

 MAC Media Access Control Macintosh

 MACHING Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking)

 MACK Flirt  MAD Really, extremely

 MADD Mothers Against Drunk Driving

 MAG Magazine

 MAGGOT Fan of the band Slipknot

 MAH My

 MAJ Major

 MAL Mean, bad, evil

 MAMAW Grandmother

 MAMI Sexy, Baby

 MAN U Manchester United Football Club

 MANC Person from Manchester

 MANDEM Group of men, boys

 MANDO Mandatory

 MANDY MDMA, ecstasy

 MANG Man

 MANKY Nasty, dirty

 MANU same as MAN U

 MAP Man-Alien-Predator

 MARK Target, sucker

 MARY JANE Marijuana

 MAS Mildly Amused Smirk

 MASC Masculine

 MASH UP Song made from bits of other songs

 MATE Friend

 MAUH Kiss

 MAUI WOWIE Marijuana, weed from Hawaii

 MAW Might As Well

 MAWOY May Angels Watch Over You

 MAYN Man

 MB Megabyte

 MBA Masters of Business Association Married But Available

 MBF My Best Friend

 MBFAM My Brother From Another Mother

 MBM Married Black Male

 MBN Must Be Nice

 MBO Must Be Off Management Buy-Out

 MBPS MegaBits/Bytes Per Second

 MBR Master Boot Record

 MBT Masai Barefoot Technology (trainers)

 MBW Married Black Woman

 MC Master of Ceremonies

 MCD McDonald's

 MCL Much Clown Love  MCP Male Chauvanist Pig

 MCR My Chemical Romance (band)

 MD Doctor of Medicine Managing Director

 MDA Drug related to Ecstasy (MDMA)

 MDF Medium Density Fiberboard

 MDK Murder Death Kill

 MDMA 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy)

 MDR Mort De Rire (LOL in French)

 MDW Memorial Day Weekend

 ME GUSTA I like (Spanish)

 ME2 Me Too

 MEAN Cool

 MEATHEAD Muscular, but thick, person

 MEC Dude

 MED Medication

 MEDS Medications

 MEEP An exclamation for any situation

 MEETER Person who likes to look at fat men

 MEG Megabyte

 MEGO My Eyes Glazed Over

 MEH Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug

 MELT Idiot

 MEME An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc

 MENTHOL Mint flavored cigarette

 MEP Member of the European Parliament

 MER Expression of boredom, nonchalance

 MERC Mercenary Injure or kill

 MERK Kill

 MERT Mate

 MESOS Currency in the game Maple Story

 MESSRS Messieurs (plural of Mister)

 METH Methamphetamine (drug)

 MEX Low grade marijuana from Mexico

 MFC Mildly Fat Chick Microsoft Foundation Classes

 MFEO Made For Each Other

 MFG Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)

 MFL Marked For Later

 MFW My Face When ...

 MG Machine Gun Milligram

 MGBY May God Bless You

 MGD Miller Genuine Draft

 MGM Male Genital Mutilation  MGMT The Management (band)

 MGS Metal Gear Solid (game)

 MH Map Hack

 MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You

 MHM same as MHMM

 MHMM Yes, sure, OK

 MHO My Honest Opinion

 MHOTY My Hat's Off To You

 MHR Many Happy Returns

 MHZ Megahertz

 MI6 Military Intelligence Service 6

 MIA Missing In Action

 MIB Men In Black Mint In Box

 MIC Microphone

 MID Mid grade marijuana Mobile Internet Device

 MIDI Musical Instrument Digital Interface

 MIFF Annoy

 MIGA Make It Go Away

 MIH Make It Happen

 MIHOP Made It Happen on Purpose

 MIL Mother In Law

 MILEAGE Value for money

 MILL Million (dollars)

 MIMBO Male BIMBO

 MIMO Multiple Input Multiple Output

 MIN Minute

 MINES Mine

 MINGA Minger, ugly person

 MINGER Ugly person

 MINGING Dirty, disgusting, ugly

 MINT Nice, cool

 MINTED Rich, wealthy

 MINX Cheeky, mischievous girl

 MIP Minor In Possession

 MIPS Million Instructions Per Second

 MIRIN Admiring

 MIRL Meet In Real Life

 MIS Miserable

 MISB Mint (condition) In Sealed Box

 MISC Miscellaneous

 MISH Missionary position

 MISO My Internet Shut Off

 MISSION Arduous or boring task  MIT Massachusetts Institute of Technology

 MIXOLOGY Study of mixing drinks

 MIZ Miserable

 MJ Michael Jackson Michael Jordan Marijuana

 MK Mm OK

 MKAY Okay

 MKZ Facebook (derogatory)

 ML Much Love

 MLAS My Lips Are Sealed

 MLB Major League Baseball

 MLG Major League Gaming

 MLIA My Life Is Average

 MLIB My Life Is Bro

 MLIG My Life Is Great/Good

 MLIM My Life Is Magic

 MLM Multi-Level Marketing Middle finger (mlm)

 MLP My Little Pony

 MLRS same as MLAS

 MLS My Life Sucks

 MLTR Multiple Long Term Relationships

 MLYP Much Like Your Post

 MM Married Man

 MM2 Message Mode 2 (CS)

 MMA Meet Me At...

 MMAMP Meet Me At My Place

 MMC MultiMedia Card

 MMD Make My Day

 MMI Me Myself and I

 MMJ Medical Marijuana

 MMK Mm OK

 MML Made Me Laugh

 MMM Expression of pleasure or contentment

 MMO Short for MMORPG

 MMOFPS Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter

 MMORPG Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

 MMS Multimedia Messaging Service

 MMT Makes Me Think

 MMV Mileage May Vary

 MNC Mobile Network Code

 MNF Monday Night Football

 MNM Eminem (rapper)

 MNT Maybe Next Time  MO Modus Operandi (method of operation)

 MO PO Mounted Police

 MOAB Mother of All Bombs Massive Ordnance Air Blast

 MOAM Man On A Mission

 MOAR More

 MOAS Mother Of All Secrets

 MOBA Multiplayer Online Battle Arena

 MOBBING Bullying

 MOBO Motherboard

 MOC Marriage Of Convenience My Own Creation

 MOD Modification 1960s youth culture

 MODEM Modulator-Demodulator

 MOE Fetish, mania, taste

 MOH My Other Half

 MOI Me (French)

 MOJO Sex appeal Charm, spell

 MOL More Or Less

 MOLL Gangster's GF

 MOMO Annoying person, idiot

 MON Man

 MONG Complete idiot

 MONROE Piercing between nose and upper lip

 MOO Matter of Opinion My Own Opinion

 MOOK Idiot, JERK

 MOOLA Money

 MOOLAH Money

 MOP Hair on head

 MOPO Master Of the Painfully Obvious

 MOQ Minimum Order Quantity

 MORF Male or Female

 MOS Mom Over Shoulder

 MOSH Push/shove at rock/punk concert

 MOSS Relax, chill

 MOT Ministry Of Transport test for car safety

 MOTA Marijuana, weed

 MOTD Message Of The Day Match Of The Day

 MOTKU Master Of The Known Universe

 MOTO Master Of The Obvious

 MOTORBOATING Nuzzling a woman's chest whilst making a noise

 MOTWYW Make Of That What You Will

 MOU Memorandum Of Understanding  MOW Eat very fast

 MOXY Courage, confidence

 MP Military Police Member of Parliament

 MP3 Music file (MPEG Layer 3)

 MP4 Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4)

 MP5 Heckler and Koch submachine gun

 MPA Music Publishers' Association

 MPAA Motion Picture Assosciation of America

 MPE My Point Exactly

 MPEG Moving Picture Experts Group Audio/visual file format

 MPG Miles Per Gallon

 MPH Miles Per Hour

 MPO My Personal Opinion

 MPOG Multiplayer Online Game

 MPOS Multiple Positions

 MPUA Master Pick Up Artist

 MPV Multi-Purpose Vehicle

 MR Mentally Retarded

 MRA Man bra

 MRE Meal, Ready to Eat

 MRI Magnetic Resonance Imaging

 MRP Manufacturer's Recommended Price

 MS Microsoft Maple Story (MMORPG)

 MSDN Microsoft Developer Network

 MSDOS Microsoft Disk Operating System

 MSF Male Seeking Female

 MSFAM My Sister From Another Mister

 MSG Message Monosodium Glutamate

 MSI Mindless Self Indulgence (band)

 MSM Mainstream Media

 MSN Microsoft Network

 MSR Mulder/Scully Romance

 MSRP Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price

 MST Mystery Science Theater

 MT Mistell (Gaming)

 MTA More Than Anything

 MTB Mountain Bike

 MTBF Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)

 MTBMW May The Best Man Win

 MTC More To Come

 MTD Month To Date

 MTE My Thoughts Exactly  MTF Male To Female

 MTFBWU May The Force Be With You

 MTFBWY May The Force Be With You

 MTG Magic: The Gathering (game)

 MTH Month

 MTL Montreal, Canada

 MTLBWY May The Lord Be With You

 MTO Media Take Out (gossip website)

 MTUK More Than You Know

 MTV Music Television

 MTW Mum's the Word

 MTYK More Than You Know

 MU Multi User

 MUA Make-Up Alley (website)

 MUAH The sound of giving a kiss

 MUAHA An evil laugh

 MUAHZ Kisses

 MUAK same as MUAH

 MUCHO Much, very

 MUCK Ugly

 MUD Multi-User Dungeon, MMORPG

 MUD DUCK Ugly woman

 MUDKIP Water Pokemon

 MUDSHARK White woman dating black men

 MUFC Manchester United Football Club

 MUFFIN TOP Fat spilling out over the top of pants

 MUG Rob someboby Face Idiot

 MUGSHOT Head and shoulders picture

 MUH Me/My

 MULA Money

 MULE Person who carries something for someone else

 MULLET Hairstyle

 MULTI Player with multiple online accounts

 MULU Miss You, Love You

 MUM Mom

 MUNG Mash Until No Good

 MUNTED Drunk, intoxicated

 MUNTER Ugly woman

 MUPPET Stupid person, idiot

 MURK Kill, murder

 MURKED Badly defeated, killed

 MURSE Man purse Male nurse  MUSH Friend

 MUSM Miss You So Much

 MUVM Miss You Very Much

 MUX Multiplex

 MV Music Video

 MVA Motor Vehicle Accident

 MVP Most Valuable Player

 MW2 Modern Warfare 2 (game)

 MW3 Modern Warfare 3 (game)

 MWA Kiss

 MWAH Kiss

 MWC Married With Children

 MWF Married White Female

 MWHA Kiss

 MWI Mad With It (drunk)

 MWM Married White Male

 MX Motocross

 MY Miss You

 MY BAD (Flippant) apology

 MY BOO My Boyfriend/girlfriend

 MY FOOT Expression of disbelief

 MY SIZE My type of girl

 MYB Mind Your Business

 MYCH Maybe You Can Help

 MYF Miss Your Face

 MYGGWY May Your God Go With You

 MYL Miss You Loads

 MYMP Make Your Mama Proud

 MYOB Mind Your Own Business

 MYODB Mind Your Own Damn Business

 MYSM Miss You So Much

 MYSPACE A social networking site

 MYT Meet You There

 N And

 N/A same as NA

 N/C Not Cool

 N/T No Text (subject says it all)

 N00B Newbie

 N1 Nice One

 N2B Not Too Bad

 N2G Need To Go

 N2K Nice To Know Need To Know

 N2M Not Too Much  N2MU Nice To Meet You

 N2S Needless To Say Note To Self

 N3 No Name Noob

 N4P Noob

 N8 Night

 NA Not Available Not Applicable Not Announced

 NAA Not At All

 NAB NOOB

 NABD Not A Big Deal

 NAC Not A Chance Not A Chain (letter)

 NACKER Irish gypsy, traveller

 NACKERED Tired, worn out

 NADA Nothing

 NADDA Nothing

 NAE No

 NAFF Poor quality, uncool Substitute swear word

 NAGL Not A Good Look

 NAH No

 NAHMEAN You know what I mean

 NAIJA Nigerian

 NAIL IT Complete, get right

 NAK Nursing At Keyboard

 NAL Need A Life

 NALGAS Buttocks

 NALGO Not A Lot Going On

 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That.

 NAMASTE Sanskrit greeting

 NAMBLA North American Man/Boy Love Association

 NAMEAN Do you know what I mean?

 NANA Grandmother

 NANG Cool, wicked, good

 NAO Now

 NAP Not A Problem

 NAPES No

 NAPSTER File sharing site

 NARF Random interjection

 NARK Informer

 NARP Non-Athletic Regular Person

 NARU Not A Registered User

 NAS Network Attached Storage

 NASA National Aeronautics and Space Administration  NASCAR National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

 NASDAQ National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation

 NASL Name, Age, Sex, Location

 NATCH Naturally

 NATI Cincinnati

 NATM Not At The Moment

 NATO North Atlantic Treaty Organization No Action Talk Only

 NATTY Natural Light beer Smart, good, cool

 NATTY LIGHT Natural Light beer

 NAW No

 NAWF North

 NAWM Know What I Mean?

 NAWT Not

 NAY No

 NB Not Bad Nota Bene (Latin for please note)

 NBA National Basketball Association

 NBB Never Been Better

 NBC National Broadcasting Company

 NBD No Big Deal

 NBF New Best Friend

 NBG Nasty But Good

 NBIF No Basis In Fact

 NBK Natural Born Killers Never Been Kissed

 NBM Nil By Mouth Not Before Midnight

 NBSB No Boyfriend Since Birth

 NBT Nothing But Trouble

 NBTD Nothing Better To Do

 NC No Comment No Choice

 NC-17 No Children under 17 (movie rating)

 NCAA National Collegiate Athletic Association

 NCB Never Coming Back

 NCIS Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show)

 NCMO Non-Committal Make Out

 NCNS No Call, No Show

 NCO Non-Commissioned Officer

 ND And

 NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement

 NDE Near Death Experience

 NDI Neither Do I

 NDN Indian

 NDP New Democratic Party  NDR Non-Delivery Report/Receipt

 NDS Nintendo DS

 NE Any

 NE1 Anyone

 NEA National Education Association

 NEAT-O Cool

 NECRO Revive a very old forum thread

 NED Non-Educated Delinquent

 NEDM Not Even Doom Music

 NEE Maiden name indicator

 NEEK A cross between a Nerd and a Geek

 NEET Not in Education, Employment or Training

 NEF Person who posts pointless messages on forums

 NEFIN Anything

 NEG Negative

 NEGL Not Even Gonna Lie

 NEGU Never Ever Give Up

 NEI Not Enough Information

 NEL No (Spanish)

 NEOCON Neo-conservative

 NER Non-Existent Relationship

 NERD Intelligent but socially inept person

 NERF Weaken

 NES Nintendo Entertainment System

 NET Internet

 NETIQUETTE Etiquette on the internet

 NETWORK Two or more connected computers

 NEW Clueless

 NEWAY Anyway

 NEWB Newbie

 NEWBIE New Person

 NEWFAG Newcomer

 NEWPORT Cigarette brand

 NEY No

 NF Not Funny

 NFA No Further Action

 NFAA Not Funny At All

 NFI No Freakin Idea

 NFL National Football League

 NFM No Further Message

 NFN Normal For Norfolk

 NFS Not For Sale

 NFSW Not For Showing Wife

 NFT No Further Text  NFY Not Fixed Yet

 NFZ No Fly Zone

 NG No Good

 NGH Not Gonna Happen

 NGL Not Gonna Lie

 NGO Non-Governmental Organization

 NGU Never Give Up

 NH Nice hand (poker slang)

 NHB No Holding Back No Holds Barred

 NHD No Harm Done

 NHF No Hard Feelings

 NHFT Not Here For That

 NHL National Hockey League

 NHN Not Here Now

 NHOI Never Heard Of It

 NHS National Health Service

 NHTB Never Heard That Before

 NI No Idea

 NIAMY Never In A Million Years

 NIB New In Box

 NIC Network Interface Card

 NICE National Institute of Clinical Excellence

 NICKED Stolen Arrested

 NICKER Pound, quid (British currency)

 NID Never In Doubt

 NIHAO Hello (Chinese)

 NIK Now I Know

 NIKE American sportswear company

 NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

 NIML Never In My Life Not In My Lifetime

 NIMROD Stupid person, idiot

 NIN Nine Inch Nails

 NINJA Japanese warrior

 NIP Derogatory term for a Japanese person

 NIR NOOB In Room

 NISM Need I Say More?

 NIT New In Town Idiot, nitwit

 NITE Good Night

 NITM Not In The Mood

 NITW Not In That Way

 NIX Destroy, kill Nothing  NIZZ No

 NJ Not Joking Nice Job

 NK No Kidding Not Known

 NKOTB New Kid On The Block

 NKT Expression of annoyance

 NKZ No Kill Zone

 NL Netherlands No Limit

 NLA No Longer Available

 NLI Not Logged In

 NLM No Laughing Matter

 NLOL Not LOL

 NLT No later than...

 NLYG Never Let You Go

 NM Never Mind Nothing Much No Message

 NME New Musical Express (magazine)

 NMF Not My Fault

 NMG No Mames Guey (OMG)

 NMH Nodding My Head

 NMI Need More Info

 NMJ Not My Job

 NMJC Not Much Just Chat

 NMJCU Not Much, Just Chillin', U?

 NMN No Middle Name

 NMO Not My Opinion

 NMP Not My Problem

 NMR Not My Responsibility

 NMS Not My Style

 NMT Not My Type

 NMU Not Much, You?

 NMW No Matter What

 NMWH No Matter What Happens

 NMY Nice Meeting You

 NN Night Night No Need Not Nice

 NNITO Not Necessarily In That Order

 NNTO No Need To Open

 NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol

 NNTR No Need To Reply

 NO Misspelling of 'know' No Offence

 NO BIGGIE No big deal

 NO WORRIES OK, no problem  NO-BRAINER Something that requires no thought before deciding

 NO1 No-One

 NO1CURR No-One Cares

 NOC No One Cares

 NOCAL Northern California

 NOD Doze off

 NOH New Overhauled

 NOI No Offense Intended

 NOK Not Okay No One Knows

 NOLA New Orleans, Louisana

 NOLY No One Likes You

 NOM No Offence Meant

 NOMB None Of My Business

 NOMMY Good, delicious

 NOMNOM Sound of eating

 NOMS Food

 NON Now Or Never

 NONG Idiot, twit

 NONY Anonymous person

 NONYA None of Your (business)

 NOOB New, inexperienced person

 NOOB TUBE Grenade launcher attachment in COD4

 NOOBLET Young NOOB

 NOOPS Backward spoon

 NOP Not Our Problem No Problem

 NOPE No

 NORCAL Northern California

 NORLY No, Really?

 NORM Normal

 NOS New Old Stock

 NOSA No Sir, just kidding

 NOTA None Of The Above

 NOTB None Of Their Business

 NOTTIE Unattractive person, not a HOTTIE

 NOTW Not Of This World

 NOU No, You

 NOUT Nothing (northern UK)

 NOV Novice

 NOWT Nothing

 NOYB None Of Your Business

 NOYDB None Of Your Damn Business

 NOZ Nitrous oxide (laughing gas)

 NP No Problem  NPAA No Problem At All

 NPC Non Player Character (MMORPG)

 NPI No Pun Intended

 NPNT No Picture, No Talk

 NPO Never Pull Out

 NPR National Public Radio No Purchase Required

 NPS No Problems

 NPW No Problem Whatsoever

 NPZ No Problems

 NQAT No Question About That

 NQR Not Quite Right

 NR No Reply No Reserve

 NRA National Rifle Association

 NRE New Relationship Energy

 NRFB Never Removed From Box

 NRG Energy

 NRI Non-Resident Indian Non-Repairable Item

 NRL National Rugby League

 NRN No Reply Necessary

 NSA No Strings Attached

 NSAW Not Saying A Word

 NSF Not Sufficient Funds Not So Fast

 NSFA Not Safe For Anyone

 NSFL Not Safe For Life

 NSFTBC Not Sorry For The Broadcast

 NSFV Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans

 NSFW Not Safe For Work

 NSM Not So Much

 NSN Not So Nice

 NSPCC National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children

 NSW New South Wales

 NT No Thanks

 NTB Not That Bothered Not Too Bad

 NTBCW Not To Be Confused With

 NTD Nothing To Do

 NTFS New Technology File System

 NTH Nothing

 NTK Need To Know

 NTL NeverTheLess

 NTM Not Too Much Nothing Much

 NTMU Nice To Meet You  NTMY Nice To Meet You

 NTN No Thanks Needed

 NTR Nothing To Report

 NTS Nothing To Say Note To Self

 NTSC National Television System Committee video standard

 NTT Name That Tune Not Touching That!

 NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

 NTTU Not Talking To You

 NTW Not To Worry

 NTWF Neopian Times Writers Forum

 NTY No Thank You

 NU No

 NUB Someone who should know better

 NUBE same as NOOB

 NUF Enough Nothing

 NUFF Enough

 NUFFIN Nothing

 NUG High quality bud of marijuana

 NUH No

 NUKE To attack with a nuclear weapon

 NUM Tasty

 NUMPTY Idiot

 NUN Nothing

 NUNYA None of Your (business)

 NUS National Union of Students

 NUTCASE Crazy person

 NUTZ Nuts, crazy, insane

 NUU No

 NV Never

 NVM Nevermind

 NVMD Never Mind

 NVMS No Visible Means of Support

 NVN Not Very Nice

 NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

 NVRM Never Mind

 NW No Way

 NWIH No Way In Hell

 NWIM Not What I Mean

 NWJ No Way Jose

 NWLY Never Wanna Lose You

 NWM No Worries Mate

 NWNC No Woman, No Cry  NWO New World Order

 NWOT New Without Tags (eBay)

 NWS Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content

 NWT New With Tags

 NY New York

 NYC New York City

 NYE New Years Eve

 NYERK Replacement swearword

 NYF Not Your Fault

 NYK Not Yet Known Now You Know

 NYOB Not Your Own Business

 NYPD New York Police Department

 NYSE New York Stock Exchange

 NYT Not Your Type New York Times

 O Ounce (of drugs)

 O RLY Oh, Really?

 O&O Over and Out

 O-O Shock

 O.O Wide eyed

 O/ High five

 O/\O High five

 O7 Salute

 O:) Innocent, angelic

 O:-) Innocent, angelic

 OA Over Acting Over Achiever

 OAN On Another Note

 OAO Over And Out

 OAP Old Age Pensioner

 OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject

 OAUS On An Unrelated Subject

 OB Oh, Brother

 OBBY Oh, Baby

 OBE Overcome By Events Out of Body Experience Order of the British Empire

 OBGYN Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology)

 OBHWF One Big Happy Weasely Family

 OBO Or Best Offer

 OBQ Oh, Be Quiet

 OBS Obviously

 OBTW Oh, By The Way

 OBV Obviously

 OBVI Obviously  OBVS Obviously

 OBVZ Obviously

 OBX Outer Banks North Carolina

 OC Of Course Original Character Orange County

 OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

 OCH Oh (Scottish)

 OCN Of Course Not

 OCO Oh, Come On

 OCR Optical Character Recognition

 OCT On Company Time

 OD Overdose Over Doing it

 ODAAT One Day At A Time

 ODEE same as OD

 ODG Oh Dear God

 ODL Oh Dear Lord

 ODST Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming)

 ODT On Dis Ting

 OE Outlook Express Operator Error

 OED Oxford English Dictionary

 OEM Original Equipment Manufacurer

 OFAY Offensive term for a white person

 OFC Of Course

 OFH Old Folks' Home

 OFOC Overwhelming Feelings of Concern

 OFWGKTA Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers)

 OG Original Gangster Old Git

 OGIM Oh God It's Monday

 OGK Only God Knows

 OGM misspelling of OMG

 OH Other Half

 OHAC Own House And Car

 OHAI Oh, Hi

 OHIM Oh Hell, It's Monday

 OHK Oh,Ok

 OHKO One Hit Knock Out

 OHN Oh Hell, No!

 OHS Operator Head Space

 OHT One Handed Typing

 OI Hey

 OIC Oh, I See

 OIK Unpleasant, unpopular person  OIY Hey

 OJ Only Joking

 OJD Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder

 OJT On Job Training

 OK Only Kidding

 OKC Oklahoma City

 OKEY DOKEY OK

 OKI Okey Dokey, OK

 OKIES Okay

 OKW/E OK What-Ever

 OL Online Office Lady

 OLD BAG Grumpy old woman

 OLD LADY Wife, GF

 OLDFAG Long established member of an online community

 OLED Organic Light-Emitting Diode

 OLLG One Less Lonely Girl

 OM Old Man

 OM NOM Sound of eating

 OMA Oh My Allah

 OMB On My Break

 OMD Oh My Days

 OMDB Over My Dead Body

 OMDZ Oh My Dayz

 OMFSM Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

 OMG Oh My God

 OMGA Oh My Giddy Aunt

 OMGD Oh My God Dude

 OMGNA Oh My Gosh, Not Again

 OMGSH Oh My Gosh

 OMGZ same as OMG

 OMJ Oh My Jonas (JB)

 OMJC Oh My Jesus Christ

 OML Oh My Lord

 OMS Oh My Science

 OMSJ Oh My Sweet Jesus!

 OMT One More Thing

 OMW On My Way

 OMWH On My Way Home

 OMZ Oh My Zeus

 ON Drunk, high

 ON ONE Under the influence of drugs

 ON9 Stupid (Chinese) Online

 ONCO Or Nearest Cash Offer  ONE One Love, goodbye

 ONG Misspelling of OMG

 ONION Ounce of a drug

 ONL Online

 ONM Oh, Never Mind

 ONNA Oh No, Not Again

 ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again

 ONO Or Nearest Offer

 ONOZ Oh No

 ONS One Night Stand

 ONTD Oh No They Didn't

 ONUD Oh No You Didn't

 ONYD Oh No You Didn't

 OO Object Orientated Suprised

 OOA Out Of Ammo

 OOAK One Of A Kind

 OOBE Out Of Body Experience

 OOC Out Of Control/Character/Context

 OOF Out Of Office

 OOFT Sound made when impressed by something

 OOH Out Of Here

 OOI Out Of Interest

 OOM Out Of Mana (MMORPG)

 OOMF One Of My Friends/Followers

 OOML Out Of My League

 OOO Out Of Office

 OOP Out Of Place

 OOPS Word said after doing something wrong

 OOS Out Of Style

 OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

 OOT Out Of Town

 OOTB Out Of The Box

 OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment

 OOTD Offer Of The Day Outfit Of The Day

 OOTO Out Of The Office

 OOTW Out Of This World

 OOYL Out Of Your League

 OP Original Poster

 OPA Greek exclamation

 OPB Other People's Business

 OPK Other People's Kids

 OPM Other People's Money

 OPPA Older brother, male friend  OPPS Misspelling of 'oops'

 OPS Operations Oops

 OPSEC Operations Security

 OREO Black on the outside, white on the inside

 ORG Online Reality Games Organization

 ORITE Alright, hello

 ORKUT Google's social network

 ORLY Oh Really

 ORN Oh Really Now

 ORO Expression of confusion

 ORZ Frustration, despair

 OS Operating System

 OSFA One Size Fits All

 OSLT Or Something Like That

 OSM Awesome

 OSO Other Significant Other

 OSS Open Source Software

 OSSIM Awesome

 OST Original Sound Track

 OT Off Topic

 OT3 One True Threesome

 OTA Over The Air

 OTAKU Obsessive fan

 OTAY Okay

 OTB Off The boat

 OTC Over The Counter

 OTD On The Dot Out The Door

 OTE Over The Edge

 OTF Off Topic Forum

 OTFL On The Floor Laughing

 OTG On The Go Off The Ground

 OTH Off The Hook

 OTK Over The Knee

 OTL like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees Out To Lunch

 OTLTA One Thing Led To Another

 OTM Of The Moment One Track Mind

 OTN On That Note

 OTOH On The Other Hand

 OTOOH On The Other Other Hand

 OTP One True Pairing

 OTR On The Run  OTS On The Side

 OTT Over The Top

 OTTH On The Third Hand

 OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head

 OTW On The Way

 OTW On The Whole

 OTY Over To You

 OTZ same as ORZ

 OU Open University

 OUAT Once Upon A Time

 OUCH Interjection said when experiencing pain

 OUGHTA Ought to

 OUNCE 28 grams of drugs (usually marijuana)

 OUO Official Use Only

 OUTTA Out Of

 OVA Original Video Animation

 OVNO Or Very Near Offer

 OVO Obviously

 OW Ouch Other Woman Oh, Well

 OWLING Crouching and staring like an owl

 OWN Beat, dominate (gaming)

 OWNED Dominated

 OWNM Oh Well, Never Mind

 OWS Occupy Wall Street

 OWT Anything

 OWTTE Or Words To That Effect

 OX Sharp blade

 OXY OxyContin (or oxycodone), painkiller

 OY Oh Yeah

 OYB On Your Bike

 OYE Listen up

 OYG Oh Your God

 OYO On Your Own

 OZ Australia Ounce

 O_O Confused

 P Penny, pence

 P!ATD Panic! At The Disco (band)

 P&C Point and Click

 P&L Profit And Loss Peace And Love

 P&P Party And Play Postage And Packaging

 P) Pirate  P/U Pick Up

 P/X Part exchange

 P12 Childish person

 P2C2E Process Too Complicated To Explain

 P2P Peer To Peer Pay To Play

 P2W Pay To Win

 P45 Employment severance form (UK)

 P4P Pound For Pound

 P90X Type of workout schedule

 P911 Parent Alert

 PA Personal Assistant

 PABX Private Automatic Branch Exchange

 PAC Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur

 PAD House, room

 PADDY Offensive term for an Irishman

 PAF Phone A Friend

 PAKI Offensive term for a Pakistani

 PAN Personal Area Network

 PANSY Sissy, unmanly person

 PANTHER Woman who likes older men

 PANTS Rubbish Trousers Underpants

 PAPARAZZI Photo-journalists

 PAPER Money

 PAR Disrespect

 PARA Paralytic, very drunk

 PARE Friend, pal

 PARTY POOPER A person who ruins the mood with their attitude

 PATCH Correction applied to a computer program

 PATD Panic At The Disco (band)

 PATT Party All The Time

 PAU Finished, done

 PAW Parents are watching

 PAX Peace

 PAYCE Peace

 PAYE Pay As You Earn

 PAYG Pay As You Go

 PB Personal Best

 PB&J Peanut Butter and Jelly

 PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly

 PBQ Please Be Quiet

 PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)

 PBS Public Broadcasting Service  PBUH Peace Be Upon Him

 PBWU Peace Be With You

 PBWY Peace Be With You

 PC Politically Correct Personal Computer

 PC 4 PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment

 PC4PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment.

 PCB Printed Circuit Board Please Come Back

 PCD Pussycat Dolls

 PCE Peace Goodbye

 PCI Peripheral Component Interconnect

 PCM Please Call Me

 PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

 PCMIA Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor

 PCP Phencyclidine, Angel dust

 PD Public Domain

 PDA Personal Digital Assistant

 PDBAZ Please Don't Be A Zombie

 PDEA Public Display of Elderly Affection

 PDF Portable Document Format

 PDG Pretty Damn Good

 PDOA Public Display Of Affection

 PDP Pretty Darn Precious

 PDQ Pretty Damn Quick

 PDT Pacific Daylight Time

 PE Physical Education

 PEACE Goodbye

 PEACE OUT Goodbye

 PEAK Humiliating

 PEANUT Pet name for BF or GF

 PEAR Pear shaped, wrong

 PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

 PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

 PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

 PEEPS People

 PEEPZ People

 PEER TO PEER Computer network without a central server

 PEERS People in the same group, equals in age, background etc

 PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract

 PEN Penitentiary, jail, prison

 PENDEJO Idiot, fool

 PENG Good looking person

 PENG A LENG Really sexy, very fit  PEON Low ranking person

 PEPS People

 PER SE By or in itself, intrinsically

 PERF Perfect

 PERO But

 PERV Pervert

 PERVING Flirting in a creepy way

 PERVY Perverted, creepy

 PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

 PEWPEW Laser sound

 PFA Please Find Attached

 PFB Please Find Below

 PFC Private First Class

 PFF Expression of disagreement

 PFFT Expression of dismissal

 PFP Picture For Proof

 PFT An exlamation of disbelief

 PG Parental Guidance

 PG-13 Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)

 PGA Professional Golfers' Association

 PGDA Pretty Goddamn Awesome

 PGM Pro Gamer

 PGP Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)

 PH Pantyhose

 PHAIL Fail

 PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting

 PHB Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert)

 PHD Doctor of Philosphy

 PHEW Expression of relief

 PHISHING Scamming method used to get personal information

 PHOAR Expression of lust, physical attraction

 PHONY Fake object or person

 PHP Personal Home Page

 PHR33 Free

 PHU Potential Hook Up

 PHWOAR Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot

 PI Greek letter Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference

 PIBE Play It By Ear

 PIC Picture Partner In Crime

 PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer

 PID Stupid

 PIECE Gun, weapon Work of graffiti (masterpiece) Pipe for smoking drugs  PIF Marijuana

 PIFF Purple weed

 PIG Police officer

 PIGEON Woman using a man for personal gain

 PIGS The police

 PILLOCK Idiot, fool

 PIMPL Pee In My Pants Laughing

 PIN Personal Identification Number

 PINCHED Caught, arrested

 PING Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper)

 PINK TOE White girl

 PINNER Thin marijuana cigarette

 PINOY Filipino man

 PIPA Protect IP Act

 PIPS Easy, not difficult

 PIQ Person In Question

 PIR Parent In Room

 PISSED Angry Drunk

 PISSED OFF Mad, angry

 PITCH Contribute money

 PITME Peace In the Middle East

 PITR Parent In The Room

 PIU Pump It Up

 PIX Pictures

 PJ Poor/Personal Joke Cheap alcoholic beverage

 PJ'S Pyjamas, night wear

 PJS Pajamas

 PK Player Kill (MMORPG)

 PKB Pot, Kettle, Black

 PKI Public Key Infrastructure

 PKIT Please Keep In Touch

 PKMN Pokemon

 PKS Painkillers

 PL OK (typo)

 PL0X Please

 PLA People's Liberation Army

 PLANK Idiot, stupid person

 PLANKING Lying face down in an unusual place

 PLASTIC Credit Card

 PLC Public Limited Company

 PLD Poor Life Decision

 PLEB Commoner, inferior person

 PLH Peace, Love and Happiness  PLI Potential Love Interest

 PLIES American rapper

 PLIX Please

 PLL Pretty Little Liar

 PLMA Please Leave Me Alone

 PLMK Please Let Me Know

 PLONK Cheap wine

 PLONKER Idiot

 PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder

 PLOX Please

 PLR Private Label Rights

 PLS Please

 PLU People Like Us

 PLUMBUM Plumber's crack

 PLUR Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect

 PLX Please

 PLZ Please

 PM Private Message Post Meridiem (afternoon)

 PMA Positive Mental Attitude

 PMB Private Message Box

 PMC Post Meal Cigarette

 PMD Put Me Down

 PMF Pardon My French

 PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In

 PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!

 PMJI Pardon My Jumping In

 PMT Pre-Menstrual Tension

 PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn

 PNC Point and Click Partner in Crime

 PNG Image file format

 PNL Peace And Love

 PNP Party and Play

 PNR Passenger Name Record

 PNW Pacific North West

 POA Plan Of Action

 POCKET DIAL Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket

 POCKO Pocket

 POD Passed Out Drunk

 POF Plenty of Fish (dating site)

 POI Point(s) Of Interest

 POIDH Pics Or It Didn't Happen

 POKER FACE Expressionless face

 POKEY Prison  POLY Polyamory, loving more than one person at a time

 POM Australian name for an English person

 POMG Oh My God (variation)

 PON On same as PWN

 PONED Powerfully owned, dominated

 PONR Point Of No Return

 POOL SHARK Good pool player

 POP Popular (music)

 POP A SQUAT Sit down

 POP3 Post Office Protocol v3 (for email)

 POPO Police Officer(s)

 POPPER Amyl Nitrate

 POPPERS Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)

 POPPIN Going on, happening

 POPPING Dance style

 POPS Father

 PORCH MONKEY Person who sits on their porch, lazy person

 POSE Suppose

 POSS Possibly

 POST Hang out

 POT Mariujana

 POT HEAD Person who smokes WEED

 POTC Pirates Of The Carribean

 POTD Post Of The Day

 POTO Phantom Of The Opera

 POTS Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)

 POTUS President of the United States

 POTW Patient of the Week (House M.D.)

 POV Point Of View

 POW Prisioner of War

 POWN same as PWN

 POZ HIV positive

 PPB Parts Per Billion

 PPC Pay Per Click

 PPD Post Potter Depression

 PPL People

 PPLE People

 PPLZ People

 PPM Parts Per Million

 PPPW Per Person, Per Week

 PPS Post-Post Script

 PPT Microsoft PowerPoint

 PPU Please Pick Up  PPV Pay Per View

 PQ Party Quest (game)

 PR Public Relations

 PRANG Scared

 PRATT Stupid person

 PRAWN Girl who is good looking except for her face

 PRC People's Republic of China

 PREE Watch, stare at

 PREGGERS Pregnant

 PREGGO Pregnant

 PREGO Pregnant

 PREP Prepare

 PRESH Precious Awesome, cool

 PRESSIE Present, gift

 PRI Pretty

 PRIT Ugly

 PRO BONO For (public) good (Latin)

 PROB Probably

 PROBS Probably

 PROBZ Probably

 PROC Programmed Random Occurrence

 PROD Protestant

 PROG Progressive rock music Program

 PROJECT same as HOOD

 PROLLY Probably

 PROMO Promotional material

 PROPS Respect, recognition

 PROXY Agent, middle man

 PROZZIE Prostitute

 PRW Parents Are Watching

 PRY Probably

 PS PhotoShop Play Station Post Script

 PS & QS Pints and Quarts Please and Thank Yous

 PS/2 Computer port for keyboard or mouse

 PS2 Play Station 2

 PS3 Play Station 3

 PSA Publice Service Announcement

 PSB Please See Below

 PSD Photoshop Data file

 PSH Dismissive expression

 PSHAW Expression of disbelief, scepticism  PSI Pounds per Square Inch (pressure) Greek letter

 PSM Personal Short Message

 PSN Playstation Network

 PSP PlayStation Portable

 PSR Pretty Standard, Really

 PST Please Send Tell Pacific Standard Time

 PSTN Public Switched Telephone Network

 PSU Power Supply Unit

 PSYCHED Excited, pumped up

 PT Phantasy Tour Physical Training

 PTB Powers That Be Pass The Buck Please Text Back

 PTDR Pete De Rire (French for LOL)

 PTI Pardon The Interruption

 PTL Praise The Lord

 PTM Please Tell Me

 PTO Paid Time Off

 PTP Pay To Play Peer To Peer

 PTSD Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

 PTT Push-To-Talk

 PTW Play To Win Professional Time Waster

 PTZ Pan-Tilt-Zoom

 PUA Pick Up Artist

 PUB Public house, bar

 PUFF Marijuana

 PUG Pick Up Group

 PUKKA Genuine, top quality

 PULL Make out with

 PUMA Woman who dates younger men

 PUMPED Exhilarated, fired up

 PUNK Music genre

 PUNTER Customer

 PURDY Pretty

 PURP same as PURPLE

 PURPLE Strong marijuana

 PUSH Sell (drugs)

 PUV Public Utility Vehicle

 PV Promotional Video

 PVC Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl

 PVE Player versus Environment (MMORPG)

 PVM Player Versus Monster  PVP Player v Player

 PVR Personal Video Recorder

 PVT Private

 PWD Password

 PWEASE Babyish form of Please

 PWN Own, dominate

 PWND same as PWNED

 PWNED Owned, dominated Perfectly Owned

 PWNT same as PWNED

 PWOR Proceeding With Orders Recieved

 PWOS Parents Watching Over Shoulder

 PWP Plot? What Plot?

 PWT Poor White Trash

 PYP Play Your Position

 PYT Pretty Young Thing

 PZ Peace

 Q Thank You

 Q&A Question and Answer

 Q/A Question and Answer

 Q1 First Quarter Quake 1 (Game)

 Q4U Question For You

 Q8 Kuwait

 QA Quality Assurance Question and Answer

 QANTAS Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service

 QB Quarter Back

 QC Quality Control

 QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved)

 QFE Quoted For Emphasis

 QFP Quoted For Posterity

 QFT Quoted For Truth

 QI Quite Interesting

 QK Ninja

 QL Cool Quietly Laughing

 QLD Queensland

 QNA Question and Answer

 QNO Quiet Night Out

 QOS Quantam Of Solace

 QOTD Quote Of The Day

 QOTSA Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)

 QP Quarter Pound (of weed)

 QQ Crying Quit  QQ4U Quick Question For You

 QR Queer

 QS Quick Scope

 QSL Confirmed

 QT Cutie

 QTPI Cutie Pie

 QTR Quarter

 QTY Quantity

 QUACK Doctor

 QUE What?

 QURL Girl

 QVC Quality Value Convenience (shopping channel)

 QWERTYUIOP Bored

 R Are

 R&B Rhythm And Blues

 R&D Replicate and Duplicate Research and Development

 R&R Rest and Relaxation

 R5 Region 5 (DVD region)

 RA Resident Advisor Resident Assistant

 RAC Rock Against Communism

 RACHET Crazy, nasty

 RACKS Money (in thousands)

 RAD Radical, cool

 RADAR Radio Detection And Ranging

 RAFL same as ROFL

 RAGE Party very hard, get wasted

 RAGO Whatever, OK

 RAH Pompous or superior person

 RAILS Lines of cocaine

 RAINCHECK Postponement

 RAK Random Act of Kindness

 RAM Random Access Memory

 RANDOM Unexpected, unpredictable

 RANGA Redhead (derogatory)

 RANK Disgusting, gross

 RAOK Random Act Of Kindness

 RAP Music genre

 RAPID Cool, excellent

 RAPPER Urban poet

 RAR File compression type

 RAS Remote Access Server

 RASTA Rastafarian

 RAT Snitch, telltale  RATCHET Undesirable, coarse woman

 RATM Rage Against the Machine (band)

 RATS Damn

 RAWK Rock

 RAWL Roll Around While Laughing

 RAWR Right Answer, Wrong Reason

 RAZZ Make fun of Get drunk

 RBAU Right Back At You

 RBAY Right Back At You

 RBG Revolutionary But Gangsta

 RBTL Read Between The Lines

 RBV Red Bull and Vodka

 RC Random Chat Radio Controlled

 RCH A very small unit of measurement

 RCON Remote Console

 RCT Roller Coster Tycoon

 RD Real Deal

 RDJ Robert Downey Jr.

 RDM Random Death Match

 RDO Regular Day Off

 RDR Red Dead Redemption (Game)

 RDRR Har-de-har-har

 RDY Ready

 RE Regarding

 RE-GIFT Pass an unwanted gift on to someone else

 REC Recreation (ground)

 RED COAT British soldier Holiday camp worker

 REDBONE Light skinned colored person

 REDNECK Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA

 REDONCULOUS Ridiculous

 REEFA same as REEFER

 REEFER Marijuana

 REEM Gorgeous, sexy, nice

 REF Refugee

 REG Regular

 REGGIE Regular weed

 REGS Regular Low quality marijuana

 REL Relative Irrelevant

 RELLIES Relatives

 REM Rapid Eye Movement Rock band

 RENTS Parents  REP Represent Reputation Repetition

 REQ Request Required

 RES Resin

 RESH Depressing

 RESTECPA Respect (Ali G)

 RETRO Old fashioned style

 REV Make an engine go faster Reverend

 REZ Indian reservation

 RFC Request For Comment

 RFI Request For Information

 RFID Radio Frequency Identification

 RFP Request for Proposal

 RFQ Request For Quotation

 RFT Right First Time

 RFTS Reach For The Stars

 RFYL Run For Your Life

 RGB Red, Green, Blue

 RGDS Regards

 RGR Roger

 RH Road Head

 RHCP Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)

 RHD Right Hand Drive

 RHI Rumour Has It

 RHINO Older man looking for a younger woman

 RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges

 RIB Make fun of

 RICE Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

 RICK ROLL Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video

 RIDIC Ridiculous

 RIF Reduction In Force

 RIFRAF Common people, trailer trash

 RIH Rot In Hell

 RINGTONE Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call

 RINO Republican In Name Only

 RIP Convert music/video on CD to MP3s Rest In Peace

 RIPPED Well defined muscles Stoned

 RIS Received In Swap

 RITE Right Write

 RIYL Recommended If You Like

 RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms  RL Real Life

 RLF Real Life Friend

 RLTW Rangers Lead The Way

 RLY Really

 RLZ Rules

 RM Remake

 RMA Return Merchandise Authorization

 RME Rolling My Eyes

 RML Read My Lips

 RMR Remember

 RMT Real-Money Trading

 RMV Results May Vary

 RN Right Now Registered Nurse

 RNA Ribonucleic Acid

 RNB Rhythm And Blues

 RNG Random Number Generator

 RNR Rock 'N Roll

 RO Ragnarok Online (MMORPG)

 ROACH The end of a JOINT

 ROAR Right Of Admission Reserved

 ROCKBAND Music video game

 ROCKIN Awesome

 ROCKS Crack cocaine

 ROE Rules Of Engagement

 ROF Rate Of Fire ROFL

 ROFC Rolling On Floor Crying

 ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing

 ROFLCOPTER LOL, ROFL etc

 ROFLOL Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud

 ROFTL Misspelling of ROTFL

 ROG Really Old Git

 ROGER THAT I Understand, OK

 ROH Ring of Honor (wrestling)

 ROI Return on Investment

 ROLF Rolling On Laughing Floor

 ROLL Experience the effects of Ecstasy

 ROLLED Robbed, beaten

 ROLLIN High on drugs

 ROM Read-Only Memory

 ROM COM Romantic Comedy

 ROOTS Type of Reggae music

 ROR Raughing out Roud

 ROS Right On Schedule  ROSES Money

 ROTC Reserve Officer Training Corps

 ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)

 ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason

 ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

 ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

 ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing

 ROTK Return of the King (Tolkien)

 ROTM Run Of The Mill

 ROV Remotely Operated Vehicle

 ROW Rest Of the World

 ROX Rocks

 ROXOR Rocks, Awesome

 ROXORZ Rocks

 ROY Relative of yours?

 ROZZERS Police

 RP Role Play

 RPC Role Playing Chat

 RPF Real Person Fiction

 RPG Rocket Propelled Grenade Role Playing Game

 RPM Revolutions Per Minute

 RPS Rock Paper Scissors (game)

 RQ Random Questions (Livejournal community)

 RR Restroom

 RRD Rick Rolled

 RRP Recommended Retail Price

 RRR Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic

 RS RuneScape, a MMORPG

 RSA An encryption algorithm

 RSI Repetitive Strain Injury

 RSN Real Soon Now

 RSPB Royal Society for the Protection of Birds

 RSPCA Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

 RSRSRS same as LOL

 RSS Rich Site Summary Really Simple Syndication

 RSVP Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)

 RT Retweet Real Time

 RTA Road Traffic Accident

 RTB Return To Base

 RTD Ready To Drink

 RTE National broadcaster in Ireland

 RTF Return The Favour  RTFAQ Read The FAQ

 RTFI Read The Flipping Instructions

 RTFM Read The Flipping Manual

 RTG Ready To Go

 RTHX Thank you for the Retweet

 RTM Read The Manual

 RTO Radio Telephone Operator

 RTR Roll Tide Roll

 RTS Real Time Strategy

 RTV Rock The Vote

 RTW Ready To Wear Round The World

 RU Are You?

 RUA Are You Alone?

 RUCA Girlfriend

 RUDEBOY Gangster Ska fan

 RUGGER Rugby

 RUH ROH Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style

 RUKA Gangster girl, MOLL

 RUKM Are You Kidding Me?

 RUMBLE Brawl, fight

 RUO Weak (Chinese)

 RUOK Are You OK?

 RUS Are You Serious?

 RUT Are You There

 RV Recreational Vehicle

 RVB Red Versus Blue (popular web-series)

 RVR Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG)

 RW Read-Write

 RWD Rear Wheel Drive

 RWL Roaring With Laughter

 RWNJ Right Wing Nut Job

 RWP Random Wall Post

 RWYS Reap What You Sow

 RX Prescription

 RYC Regarding Your Comment

 RYN Read Your Note Regarding Your Note

 RYO Roll Your Own

 RYT Right, alright

 S&D Search and Destroy

 S&M Sadism and Masochism

 S&P Salt and Pepper

 S/ Substitute first word with second  S/B Should Be

 S/N Serial Number

 S/O Shout Out Significant Other

 S/T Self Titled

 S2 Love (heart shape)

 S2G Swear To God

 S2R Send To Receive

 S2S Sorry To Say Safe To Say

 S2U Same To You

 S4S Support For Support (MySpace)

 SA Sibling Alert

 SAB Smoking A Blunt

 SACK Bed

 SAD Pathetic Seasonal Adjustment Disorder

 SAE Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope

 SAF Single Asian Female

 SAFE Something or someone good

 SAFM Stay Away From Me

 SAG Wear trousers low around the waist

 SAGE Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped

 SAHD Stay At Home Dad

 SAHM Stay At Home Mom

 SAHN Son

 SAHW Stay At Home Wife

 SALA Idiot, moron

 SALAM Peace (Arabic)

 SALTS Smiled A Little Then Stopped

 SALTY Upset, annoyed, embarrassed

 SALUT Hi

 SAM Stop Annoying Me

 SAMEFAG Person with multiple aliases on forums

 SAN Japanese name suffix, Mr or Ms

 SANGA Sandwich

 SANK Something

 SANS Without (French)

 SAP Sad And Pathetic Fool

 SARCY Sarcastic

 SARGE Chat up

 SARKY Sarcastic

 SAS Special Air Service

 SASE Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope

 SAT Scholastic Assessment Test  SATA Serial Advanced Technology Attachment

 SATC Sex And The City (TV show)

 SATS Standard Attainment Tests

 SAUCE Misspelling of 'source'

 SAUCED Drunk

 SAVAGE Brutal but awesome

 SAVVY Do you understand? Knowledgeable, well informed

 SAWP same as SUP

 SAYONARA Goodbye (Japanese)

 SB Somebody

 SBD Silent But Deadly

 SBF Single Black Female

 SBI Surrounded By Incompetence

 SBJ Sweet Baby Jesus

 SBM Single Black Male

 SBS Step By Step

 SBSP SpongeBob SquarePants

 SBT Sorry 'Bout That

 SC StarCraft (game) Silent Chuckle

 SCA Scandal

 SCALLY Low life, trailer trash

 SCAM Rip off Make out

 SCART Audio/Video TV connector

 SCH School

 SCHEMIE Someone from a council estate

 SCHWAG Low grade marijuana

 SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist

 SCO San Fransisco

 SCOFF Food Eat fast Sneer

 SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States

 SCOUSE Relating to Liverpool

 SCOUSER Person from Liverpool

 SCRAM Go away

 SCRAN Food

 SCRAP Fight

 SCREB Dirty, scruffy person

 SCRILLA Money, cash

 SCRIM Practice game

 SCRUB Loser who thinks he's something

 SCSI Small Computer System Interface

 SCUBA Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus  SD Sweet Dreams Secure Digital (memory card) So Drunk

 SDA Seventh-Day Adventist

 SDK Software Development Kit

 SDRAM Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory

 SDSL Symmetric DSL

 SE Special Edition

 SEC Second

 SED Said

 SEEDS Marijuana seeds Children

 SEEN I see, understood

 SEHR Very

 SEKC Sexy

 SEKKLE Calm down

 SELFIE Picture of yourself, usually taken by yourself

 SEM Search Engine Marketing

 SENIOR MOMENT Lapse of memory, logic or mental function

 SEO Search Engine Optimization

 SEP Somebody Else's Problem

 SERP Search Engine Results Page

 SES Marijuana

 SESH Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc)

 SET Division of a gang

 SETE Smiling Ear To Ear

 SETI Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence

 SEVIE Seventh Grader

 SEXPOT Sexy Person

 SEXT Send suggestive text messages

 SF Science Fiction San Francisco

 SFAM Sister From Another Mister

 SFLR Sorry For Late Reply

 SFO San Francisco International Airport

 SFP Sorry for Partying

 SFR Smiling For Real

 SFSG So Far So Good

 SFTBC Sorry For The Broadcast

 SFW Safe For Work

 SFX Sound Effects

 SG2M Sounds Good To Me

 SGO Let's Go

 SGT Sergeant

 SGTM Sounds Good To Me

 SH Same Here  SHADDAP Shut up

 SHADE Casual, disrespectful

 SHADES Sunglasses

 SHADY Shifty, sly, sneaky

 SHAFT Screw, rip off

 SHANK Homemade knife Stab

 SHAWN Attractive man

 SHAWTY Young girl/woman

 SHEILA Woman

 SHELL-LIKE Ear

 SHERM Cigarette dipped in PCP

 SHH Be quiet, shut up

 SHILL Decoy, person in on a scam

 SHINNY Informal game of hockey

 SHIOK Expression of happiness, pleasure

 SHIP Romantic relationship

 SHIV Home made knife

 SHIZZLE Sure

 SHK Should Have Known

 SHM Simple Harmonic Motion

 SHMILY See How Much I Love You

 SHO Sure Super High Output

 SHOOK Scared, frightened

 SHOOP Photoshop

 SHOOTER Gun Person who fires a gun

 SHOPPED Photoshopped, manipulated

 SHORTY Girlfriend, attractive girl

 SHOTGUN Front passenger seat

 SHOTTA Thug, gangster Drug dealer

 SHOULDA Should have

 SHRINK Psychiatrist

 SHU Secure Housing Unit

 SHUBZ House party, rave

 SHUCKS Expression of modesty or disappointment

 SHUG Sugar

 SHUP Shut Up

 SHURUP Shut Up

 SHUSH Shut up, be quiet

 SHUX Shucks, expression of modesty

 SHWE Should We

 SI Stop It Stupid Idiot  SIA Sorry I Asked

 SIAP Sorry If Already Posted

 SIAS Say It Ain't So

 SIC Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake

 SICK Awesome, cool

 SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering

 SID Acid, LSD

 SIDK Sorry, I Didn't Know

 SIDS Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

 SIF As If

 SIFS Secret Internet Fatties

 SIG Signature

 SIGH Exhale depressedly

 SIK same as SICK

 SIKE Indicating the previous statement is false Psyche

 SIKED Psyched, excited about

 SIL Son-In-Law

 SIM Subscriber Identity Module

 SIM CARD Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone

 SIMMER Relax, chill

 SIO Bye

 SIP YEP in Spanish

 SIS Sister

 SIT Stay In Touch

 SITD Still In The Dark

 SITREP Situation Report

 SITTING DUCK Vulnerable, helpless target

 SITU Situation

 SIV Bad goalie in hockey

 SIW Someone Is Watching

 SIWOTI Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

 SIZZLE Drug OC, oxycontin

 SJ Society of Jesus San Jose

 SK8 Skate

 SK8R Skater

 SKANKIN Form of dancing

 SKEED High

 SKEEN I See, Seen

 SKENG Knife, blade Gun, firearm

 SKETCH Unusual, dubious

 SKEWL School

 SKI Spend Kids' Inheritance Snort cocaine  SKI INSTRUCTOR Cocaine dealer

 SKIDADDLE Go away

 SKINNY Information, gossip Thin

 SKINS Cigarette papers TV teen drama

 SKINT Broke, having no money

 SKITTLES Drugs

 SKITZ Schitzophrenic

 SKL School

 SKN OK, cool, whatever

 SKOOL School

 SKRILLA Money

 SKU Stock Keeping Unit

 SKUX A guy who's good with women

 SKYPE Internet telephone

 SL So Lame

 SLA Service Level Agreement

 SLAB Slow Low/Loud And Bangin', customized car

 SLAP Sounds Like A Plan

 SLAPPED Drunk

 SLD Second Level Domain

 SLEW Cut down, kill

 SLF Sounds Like Fun

 SLFN So Long For Now

 SLH Santa's Little Helper

 SLI Scalable Link Interface

 SLICE Eighth of an ounce (3.5 grams) of marijuana

 SLICK Sharp, cool, smooth

 SLM Salaam (hello)

 SLOB Lazy, untidy, dirty person

 SLOL Seriously Laughing Out Loud

 SLOSHED Drunk

 SLR Single Lens Reflex (camera)

 SLT Salut, hello

 SLUGS Bullets

 SLY Still Love You

 SMACK Heroin

 SMACKED High on marijuana

 SMAD Sad and mad

 SMDH Shaking My Damn Head

 SMDHE Some Mothers Do Have Em

 SME Small/Medium Enterprises

 SMEG All purpose swear word

 SMEXI Smart and Sexy  SMEXY Smart and sexy

 SMFT So Much For That

 SMG Sub-Machine Gun

 SMGDH Shaking My God Damn Head

 SMH Shaking My Head

 SMHID Shaking My Head In Despair

 SMIDSY Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You

 SMIZE Smile with your eyes

 SML Screw My Life Story of My Life

 SMN Shoot Me Now

 SMOG Sweet Mother Of God

 SMOOCH Kiss

 SMOOSH Hug, squeeze

 SMS Short Message Service

 SMT Sucking My Teeth

 SMTH Something

 SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

 SMURF Experienced gamer posing as a newbie

 SN Screen Name Side Note

 SN1 Spare No One

 SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

 SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy Sausage

 SNAIL MAIL Regular postal service

 SNAKE Snitch, back stabber

 SNAKE OIL Fake medicine

 SNAKING Flirting

 SNAP Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc

 SNC Social Network Check

 SND Search And Destroy

 SNES Super Nintendo Entertainment System

 SNF So Not Funny

 SNIDE Fake or counterfeit

 SNIFF Cocaine

 SNIPE Bid on eBay just before the auction ends

 SNITCH Person who tells on someone

 SNK Video game company

 SNM Say No More

 SNOG Kiss

 SNOOKIE Pet name for BF or GF

 SNOUT Cigarette

 SNOW Cocaine

 SNR Signal To Noise Ratio  SNSD Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group

 SNU What's New?

 SNYK So Now You Know

 SO Significant Other Shout Out

 SO SO Neither good nor bad, average

 SOA State Of Alert (band)

 SOAD System Of A Down (Band)

 SOAG Son Of A Gun

 SOCKPUPPET Person using a false identity

 SOCOM Special Operations Command

 SOD OFF Go away, get lost

 SOE Sony Online Entertainment

 SOF Soldier Of Fortune (Game)

 SOFT Powdered cocaine

 SOG Sea Of Green (cannabis growing)

 SOH Sense Of Humor

 SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure

 SOI Statement of Intent

 SOIDH Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen

 SOK That's OK

 SOLID Cool, awesome

 SOML Story Of My Life

 SOMSW Someone Over My Shoulder Watching

 SON Close Friend

 SONAR SOund Navagation And Ranging

 SOO So

 SOOC Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped)

 SOOD Cool

 SOOTB Straight Out Of The Box

 SOP Standard Operating Procedure

 SOPA Stop Online Piracy Act

 SORN Statutory Off Road Notification

 SORTA Sort of

 SOS Save Our Souls (Help!)

 SOTA State Of The Art

 SOTD Song Of The Day

 SOUND Cool, awesome, good

 SOUR Strong WEED

 SOW Female police officer

 SOWIE Sorry

 SOX Socks

 SOY Shame On You

 SOYW Something On Your Wall  SOZ Sorry

 SP2 Service Pack 2

 SPAG Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar

 SPAM Unsolicted email

 SPANNER Idiot, fool

 SPARK Set light to (marijuana)

 SPAT Fight, argument, tiff

 SPAZ Spastic

 SPCA Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

 SPECTRE Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion

 SPED Someone who needs special education

 SPEXY Sexy with glasses

 SPF Strictly Platonic Friend

 SPG Special Patrol Group

 SPIC Offensive term for a Hispanic person

 SPIM Instant Messaging SPAM

 SPINS Effect of drinking too much

 SPIT GAME Act of flirting

 SPITAL Hospital

 SPLIF A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis

 SPLIFF same as SPLIF

 SPM South Park Mexican (rapper)

 SPN Supernatural (TV show)

 SPOC Single Point of Contact

 SPOILER Something you would've prefered to find out yourself

 SPOOF Tube used to reduce smoking smells

 SPOON Cuddle

 SPOT Lend money

 SPOT ON Absolutely correct, perfect

 SPQR Senatus Populusque Romanus (the Senate and the people of Rome)

 SPROG Child

 SPRUNG Obsessed with someone, in love

 SPST Same Place, Same Time

 SPUN Under the influence of methamphetamine

 SPURS US Basketball team UK football team (Tottenham Hotspur)

 SQ Sound Quality

 SQL Structured Query Language (for databases)

 SQTM Smiling Quietly To Myself

 SQUARE Cigarette

 SRH Supporting Radical Habits (Clothing)

 SRM Stark Raving Mad

 SRO Standing Room Only

 SRS Serious  SRSLY Seriously

 SRT Street and Racing Technology

 SRY Sorry

 SS Screen Shot

 SSA Subject Says All

 SSBB Super Smash Brothers Brawl (game)

 SSBHM Super Sized BHM

 SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual

 SSD Solid State Drive

 SSDD Same Stuff Different Day

 SSH Secure Shell (Unix program)

 SSID Service Set Identifier

 SSL Secure Socket Layer See Subject Line

 SSWA So Say We All

 ST Something

 ST00F Stuff

 STA Surveillance and Target Acquisition

 STACK $1000

 STAHP Stop

 STAMP OK

 STAN Stalker Fan

 STANDARD Of course, goes without saying

 STANG Ford Mustang

 STAR Friend, buddy

 STAT Immediately (from Latin statim)

 STATS Statistics

 STB Soon To Be

 STBE Soon-To-Be Ex

 STBX Soon-To-Be Ex

 STBY Sucks To Be You Sorry To Bother You

 STC Subject to Change

 STEAL Punch

 STEAMING Drunk, intoxicated

 STEEZ Style with ease

 STEEZE Style with ease

 STELLA Flirty girl

 STELLAR Awesome, excellent

 STEM Mix of STUD and FEM

 STET Let it stand (Latin)

 STEXT Sexy text message

 STG Swear To God

 STH Something

 STHG Something  STHU Shut The Hell Up

 STK Shoot To Kill

 STM Short Term Memory

 STMF Stay Thirsty My Friends

 STML Short Term Memory Loss

 STN Spend The Night

 STNY Same Time Next Year

 STOKED Very happy, excited

 STOPE Awesome, cool

 STR Strength Short Term Relationship

 STR8 Straight

 STRAP Gun

 STROP Sulk, tantrum

 STS Smirk To Self

 STSP Same Time Same Place

 STTN Sleeping Through the Night

 STUNNER Good looking person

 STW Search The Web

 STY Same To You

 STYL Speak To You Later

 SU Shut Up

 SUAD Shut Up And Drive

 SUBS Subwoofers

 SUCKS Is bad, is rubbish

 SUFI Super Finger

 SUGAR DADDY Rich older man

 SUH Sir

 SUIT Businessman, boss

 SUL See You Later

 SULA Sweaty Upper Lip Alert

 SUM Some

 SUM1 Someone

 SUMFIN Something

 SUMMAT Something

 SUP What's Up

 SUPER Very, really

 SURE Yes (often sarcastic)

 SUS Suspect, suspicious

 SUSS Discover, understand Suspicious

 SUV Sport Utility Vehicle

 SUX Sucks

 SVP S'il Vous Plait (please in French)

 SVS Someone Very Special  SVU Special Victims Unit

 SW So What? Star Wars Street Worker

 SWAGG Style, coolness, confidence

 SWAGGA Style or personality

 SWAGGER A person's style

 SWAK Sealed With A Kiss

 SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss

 SWAMBO She Who Always Must Be Obeyed

 SWANK Cool, classy Single Woman And No Kids Second Wife And No Kids

 SWAT Special Weapons And Tactics

 SWEAT Like, love

 SWED Smoke Weed Every Day

 SWEET Awesome

 SWEETIE Pet name for BF or GF

 SWEETY same as SWEETIE

 SWEXY Sweet and sexy

 SWF Single White Female

 SWIDT See What I Did There?

 SWIFT Awesome

 SWIM Someone Who Isn't Me

 SWIR So Wrong, It's Right

 SWISHER Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs

 SWIY Someone Who Isn't You

 SWIZ Con, rip-off

 SWIZZLE Sweet

 SWK Star Wars Kid

 SWM Single White Male

 SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed

 SWND Sound

 SWOG Uncoolness, opposite of SWAGG

 SWOL Well built, muscular

 SWOLE Muscular, in good shape

 SWOT Person who is always studying

 SWPF Single White Professional Female

 SWPL Stuff White People Like

 SWPM Single White Professional Male

 SWT Sweat Sweet

 SWTOR Star Wars: The Old Republic (game)

 SWW Slippery When Wet

 SWY Sowwy (sorry)

 SWYD Sleep When You're Dead  SXE Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex)

 SY Sincerely Yours

 SYA See You

 SYF Shut Your Face

 SYG Shut Your Gob

 SYIH See You In Hell

 SYITM See You In The Morning

 SYK So You Know

 SYL See You Later

 SYLA See You Later Alligator

 SYM Shut Your Mouth So You Mad?

 SYMBIAN Mobile phone OS

 SYNC Synchronize

 SYNT See You Next Time

 SYOTOS See You On The Other Side

 SYRS See You Real Soon

 SYS See Ya Soon

 SYSOP System Operator

 SYT See You Tomorrow See You There

 SYTYCD So You Think You Can Dance

 SYWISY See You When I See You

 S^ What's Up

 T-T Crying

 T.T Crying

 T2M Talk To Me

 T2T Time To Talk

 T2UL Talk To You Later

 T2YL Talk To You Later

 T4P Thanks For Posting

 T4T Tit For Tat Thanks For Trade

 TA Thank you

 TAB Acid, LSD Cigarette

 TABOO Forbidden, not talked about

 TAC Cannabis resin

 TACKY In bad taste

 TAD Small amount

 TADA Exclamation when something is finished

 TAE Trial And Error

 TAF Tell A Friend

 TAFF Person from Cardiff or Wales generally

 TAFN That's All For Now

 TAG Personal signature  TAGL There's a good lad

 TAHT That

 TAI Think About It

 TAKS Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills

 TAL Thanks A Lot Try Again Later

 TAMW That Awkward Moment When ...

 TANJ There Ain't No Justice

 TANK Large person, heavily built

 TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

 TAPPED Crazy

 TAR Not very pure heroin

 TARD Retarded person

 TARDIS Time And Relative Dimentions In Space

 TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up

 TASTY Good looking Cool, awesome

 TAT Tattoo Rubbish, junk

 TATA Goodbye

 TATO Alright, OK

 TATT Tattoo

 TAV Marijuana

 TAW Teachers Are Watching

 TAY Thinking About You

 TAZE Annoy, irritate

 TB Text Back

 TBA To Be Announced

 TBBH To Be Brutally Honest

 TBBT The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)

 TBC To Be Continued

 TBCH To Be Completely Honest

 TBD To Be Decided

 TBE To be Edited

 TBF To Be Fair

 TBFU Too Bad For You

 TBH To Be Honest

 TBM Tactical Boyfriend Mention

 TBMS To Be More Specific

 TBNT Thanks, But No Thanks

 TBPH To Be Perfectly Honest

 TBQF To Be Quite Frank

 TBQH To Be Quite Honest

 TBR To Be Real

 TBS Tablespoon To Be Specified  TBSS Too Bad, So Sad

 TBT Truth Be Told

 TBTF Too Big To Fail

 TBTG Thanks Be To God

 TBTH To Be Totally Honest

 TBTP That's Beside The Point

 TBU To Be Updated

 TBX To Be Exact

 TBYS Think Before You Speak

 TC Take Care

 TCB Taking Care of Business

 TCBY The Country's Best Yogurt

 TCCIC Take Care 'Cause I Care

 TCFC Too Close For Comfort

 TCFN Take Care For Now

 TCFS Too Cool For School

 TCG Trading Card Game

 TCGB Take Care, God Bless

 TCH Sound of disagreement, frustration

 TCK Third Culture Kid

 TCL Tool Command Language

 TCOB Taking Care of Buisness

 TCOY Take Care Of Yourself

 TCP Transmission Control Protocol

 TCP/IP Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol

 TCTC To Close To Call

 TD Touchdown

 TDDUP Til Death Do Us Part

 TDDWP Til Death Do We Part

 TDF To Die For

 TDG Too Damn Good Three Days Grace (band)

 TDH Tall, Dark, and Handsome

 TDI Turbo Direct Injection Turbo Diesel Injection

 TDL To Do List

 TDM Team DeathMatch

 TDOT Toronto

 TDS Technical Dificulties

 TDWP The Devil Wears Prada (Band)

 TDY Temporarily Deployed for a Year

 TE AMO I love you (Spanish)

 TEAL DEER same as TLDR

 TEC Tec 9 handgun

 TECH Technician Technology

 TEE T-shirt

 TEEF Steal Teeth

 TEEN Teenager, teenage

 TEH The Used to emphasise the next word

 TEHO To Each His/Her Own

 TEK Tek-9 machine pistol Technique

 TEKKERS Technique (in sport)

 TEMP Temporary (worker, file, etc.)

 TEN Person with a perfect body

 TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It

 TERRIBAD Terrible and Bad, awful

 TEVS Whatever

 TEXT An SMS message sent between cell phones

 TF2 Team Fortress 2 (Game)

 TFA Thanks For Asking

 TFCD Time For Compact Disc

 TFFW Too Funny For Words

 TFL Tip For Life Transport For London

 TFLMK Thanks For Letting Me Know

 TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share

 TFLN Texts From Last Night

 TFM Total Frat Move

 TFM2KAU2FO That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out

 TFP Thanks For Playing

 TFRM Thanks For Reminding Me

 TFS Thanks For Sharing

 TFT The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III) Thin Film Transistor

 TFTA Thanks For The Add

 TFTC Thanks For The (Geo)Cache

 TFTI Thanks For The Info

 TFTL Thanks for the Link

 TG Thank God Transgender Too Good

 TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally

 TGE Misspelling of 'the'

 TGFI Thank God For the Internet

 TGFL Thank God For Life

 TGI Thank God It's ...

 TGIAF Thank God It's Almost Friday

 TGIF Thank God It's Friday  TGIM Thank God It's Monday

 TGIO Thank God It's Over

 TGIT Thank God It's Thursday

 TGOD Taylor Gang Or Die

 TGP Thumbnail Gallery Post

 TGTBT Too Good To Be True

 THA The

 THABTO Two Heads Are Better Than One

 THANG Thing

 THANQ Thank You

 THANX Thanks

 THAR There

 THC Tetrahydrocannabinol, active ingredient in marijuana

 THE BOMB Really cool

 THE NICK Prison

 THICK Well proportioned, not fat or skinny

 THIS I agree

 THIZZ Ecstasy

 THIZZING Tripping on Ecstasy

 THIZZLE Esctasy tablet

 THN Then

 THNX Thanks

 THO Though

 THOU You

 THRASH Thrash metal (music style)

 THRU Through

 THT That

 THTH To Hot to Handle

 THUG Violent criminal Person struggling to make something of their life

 THUMBNAIL Small version of a picture

 THUMBS DOWN Sign of disapproval

 THUR There

 THURR There

 THWU To Hell With You

 THX Thanks

 TI Texas Instruments Rapper from Atlanta

 TI AMO I Love You (Italian)

 TIA Thanks In Advance

 TIAB To Infinity And Beyond

 TIC Tongue in Cheek

 TID Take It Down

 TIDY Cool, good

 TIE Take It Easy  TIEF Thief, thieve

 TIEM Misspelling of 'time'

 TIF That Is Funny

 TIFF Argument, disagreement

 TIFN That's It For Now

 TIGHT Close Miserly

 TIIC The Idiots In Charge

 TIL Until Today I Learned

 TILII Tell It Like It Is

 TIM Time Is Money

 TIME Tears In My Eyes

 TINA Crystal Meth

 TINAG This Is Not A Game

 TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion

 TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation

 TING Thing

 TINSTAFL There Is No Such Thing As Free Lunch

 TINWIS That Is Not What I Said

 TIOLI Take It Or Leave It

 TIPSY Slightly drunk

 TIRF That/This Is Really Funny

 TIS It Is

 TISA That Is So Awesome

 TISNF That is so not fair

 TITCH Small person

 TITCR This Is The Credited Response

 TITF Take It Too Far

 TITT Throw In The Towel, give up

 TIX Tickets

 TJA Hi (Swedish)

 TK Team Killer

 TKD Taekwondo

 TKM Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you)

 TKO Technical Knock Out

 TKS Thanks

 TKT Don't worry (French)

 TL Talk Later True Love Team Leader

 TL;DR same as TLDR

 TL;DW same as TLDW

 TLA Three Letter Acronym

 TLC Tender Loving Care

 TLD Top Level Domain  TLDNR Too Long; Did Not Read

 TLDR Too Long; Didn't Read

 TLDW Too Long; Didn't Watch

 TLGO The List Goes On

 TLI Too Little Information

 TLK Talk

 TLND True Love Never Dies

 TLOL Truly Laughing Out Loud

 TLYK To Let You Know

 TM Text Message Text Me Trademark

 TMA Take My Advice

 TMAI Tell Me About It

 TMB Text Me Back

 TMBG They Might Be Giants (band)

 TMD Damn in Chinese Too Much Detail

 TME Too Much Effort

 TMF Too Much Forehead

 TMH Touch My Hand

 TMI Too Much Information

 TMK To My Knowledge

 TML Thank Me Later Text Me Later

 TMM Tell Me More

 TMMS That Made Me Smile

 TMN Touch Me Not

 TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 TMO Tomorrow

 TMP Tactical Machine Pistol

 TMR Tomorrow

 TMRW Tomorrow

 TMS Too Much Swag(ger)

 TMSIDK Tell Me Something I Don't Know

 TMT Too Much Tuna

 TMTC Too Many To Count

 TMTH Too Much To Handle

 TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It

 TMTS Too Much Too Soon

 TMTT Too Much To Text

 TMW Tomorrow

 TMY Tell Me Why

 TMZ Celebrity news

 TNA Total Nonstop Action

 TNB There's Nothing Better  TNBM True Norwegian Black Metal

 TNF That's Not Funny

 TNG The Next Generation (Star Trek)

 TNL To Next Level

 TNLN Took Nothing Left Nothing

 TNO Trust No One

 TNOP Totally Not Our Problem

 TNOT Take Note Of That

 TNSL Took Nothing, Signed Logbook (geocaching)

 TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

 TNT Til Next Time

 TNTM That's News To Me

 TNX Thanks

 TO Time Out

 TO BOOT As well, also

 TOASTIE Toasted sandwich

 TOC Table Of Contents

 TOD Time Of Death Time Of Day

 TOEFL Test Of English as a Foreign Language

 TOFT Take One For the Team

 TOFTT Take One For The Team

 TOH The Other Half

 TOKE Inhale marijuana smoke

 TOL Thinking Out Loud Thinking Of Laughing

 TOM Time Of Month

 TOMBOUT Talking About

 TOMBOY Girl who behaves like a boy

 TOMO Tomorrow

 TOMOZ Tomorrow

 TON One hundred

 TONG Asian gangster

 TONK Strong, muscular

 TOOC Totally Out Of Control

 TOODLE Goodbye, toodle-pip

 TOOL Person of low intelligence, a fool

 TOON Online character in RPG

 TOOTLES See you later, goodbye

 TOOTSIES Toes, feet

 TOPPER Person who always has a better story

 TOPS Wonderful, fantastic

 TOS Terms Of Service

 TOT Small child

 TOTB Think Outside the Box  TOTE Carry

 TOTES Totally

 TOTES PRESH Totally Precious

 TOTEZ Totally

 TOTGA The One That Got Away

 TOTM Time Of The Month

 TOTS Totally

 TOTT Think on These Things

 TOTUS Teleprompter Of The United States

 TOTZ Totally

 TOUCH Beat, kill, rob

 TOUCHE Said when admitting opponent has made a good point

 TOW The Other Wiki (Wikipedia)

 TOWIE The Only Way Is Essex

 TOY Thinking Of You

 TP Toilet Paper Town Portal (diablo 2)

 TPAM The Person Above Me

 TPB The Pirate Bay

 TPE Total Power Exchange

 TPK Total Party Kill

 TPO Time, Place, Occasion

 TPS Totally pointless stuff

 TPT Trailer Park Trash

 TPTB The Powers That Be

 TQ Thank You

 TQM Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)

 TR Triple Rainbow

 TR00 True, loyal

 TRA Bye

 TRAW Thick, Rich And White

 TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks

 TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face

 TREE Marijuana

 TRG Tiny Rascal Gang

 TRICKIN Spending money on a girl

 TRIFE Trifling, unimportant

 TRILL True and Real

 TRIP Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug

 TRIPPING Under the influence of drugs

 TRM That Reminds Me

 TROL Police patrol

 TROLL A deliberately provocative message board user

 TROLLING The act of being a TROLL  TROLOL LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING

 TROTW The Rest Of The World

 TROUT Older man looking for a younger woman

 TRU True

 TRU DAT That is True, I agree

 TRUFAX True Fact

 TRYNA Trying To

 TSA Transportation Security Administration

 TSB True Story Bro

 TSF That's So Funny

 TSIA Title Says It All

 TSK Sound of annoyance

 TSM Thanks So Much

 TSP Teaspoon

 TSTB The Sooner The Better

 TSTL Too Stupid To Live

 TSUP same as SUP

 TT Telegrahic Transfer Till tomorrow

 TT4N Ta Ta For Now

 TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge

 TTC Trying To Conceive

 TTD Textually Transmitted Disease

 TTEOT Till The End of Time

 TTFAF Through The Fire And Flames (song)

 TTFL Ta Ta For Later

 TTFN Ta-Ta For Now

 TTFW Too Tacky For Words

 TTG Time To Go

 TTGG Time To Go Girl

 TTH Trying Too Hard

 TTIUWP This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

 TTIWWP This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures

 TTJASI Take This Job And Shove It

 TTL Thank The Lord Time To Live (network cache)

 TTLY Totally

 TTM Talk To Me

 TTML Talk To Me Later

 TTO Time To Own

 TTOTM That Time Of The Month

 TTP To The Point

 TTR Time To Relax

 TTT Third Tier Toilet (bad school)

 TTTE Thomas The Tank Engine  TTTH Talk To The Hand

 TTTT These Things Take Time

 TTTTY Time To Talk To You

 TTUL Talk To You Later

 TTUS Talk To You Soon.

 TTUT Talk To You Tomorrow

 TTUTT To Tell You the Truth

 TTY Talk To You

 TTYF Talk To You Forever

 TTYIAB Talk To You In A Bit

 TTYITM Talk To You In The Morning

 TTYL Talk To You Later

 TTYM Talk to You Ma

 TTYN Talk To You Never

 TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon

 TTYS Talk To You Soon

 TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow

 TTYTT To Tell You The Truth

 TTYVS Talk To You Very Soon

 TT_TT Crying

 TUDE Bad attitude

 TUFF Rugged

 TUL Tell You Later Text You Later

 TUNE Flirt

 TURF Area, part of the neighborhood

 TUVM Thank You Very Much

 TUX The penguin Linux mascot Tuxedo

 TVD The Vampire Diaries

 TVM Thanks Very Much

 TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name

 TWD Texting While Driving

 TWEAKED High on drugs

 TWEAKING same as SPUN

 TWEEKER A methamphetamine user

 TWEET A post on Twitter

 TWEETER Person who posts on Twitter

 TWF That Was Funny

 TWFAF That's What Friends Are For

 TWHS That's What He Said

 TWIMC To Whom It May Concern

 TWISTED High and drunk

 TWIT Foolish person That's What I Thought  TWITA That's What I'm Talking About

 TWITCON Profile picture on Twitter

 TWITTER A social networking site

 TWITTER JAIL Having reached your tweeting limit

 TWLOHA To Write Love On Her Arms

 TWOC Taken Without Owner's Consent

 TWONK Idiot, fool

 TWOP Television Without Pity

 TWOT Total Waste Of Time

 TWS Typical Woman Syndrome

 TWSS That's What She Said

 TWT Time Will Tell

 TWTMC To Whom This May Concern

 TWU That's What's Up

 TWYL Talk With You Later

 TX Thanks

 TXT SMS message

 TY Thank You

 TYB Try Your Best

 TYBG Thank You Based God

 TYFAYS Thank You For All Your Support

 TYFE Thank You For Everything

 TYFYT Thank You For Your Time

 TYG There You Go

 TYJ Thank You Jesus

 TYL Text You Later

 TYLJ Thank You Lord Jesus

 TYM Thank You Much

 TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested

 TYPO Typing mistake

 TYS Thank You Sir

 TYSM Thank You So Much

 TYSVM Thank You So Very Much

 TYT Take Your Time

 TYVM Thank You Very Much

 T^T Crying

 T_T Crying

 U You

 U.U Expressing sympathy

 U2 You Too

 U2B YouTube

 U2U Up To You

 UA4I You Asked For It

 UAC User Account Control  UAE United Arab Emirates

 UAK You Already Know

 UARK You Already Know

 UAV Urban Assault Vehicle

 UB2 You Be Too

 UB3R Uber, very

 UBD User Brain Damage

 UBER Ultimate, best (German for above)

 UBRS Upper Black Rock Spire (WOW)

 UC&P Up Close and Personal

 UCAP Up Close and Personal

 UCLA University of California at Los Angeles

 UDA Ulster Defence Association

 UDI Unidentified Drinking Injury

 UDK You Don't Know

 UEFA Union of European Football Associations

 UES Upper East Side (of Manhattan)

 UFC Ultimate Fighting Championship

 UFF Expression of annoyance

 UFG Up For Grabs

 UFO Unidentified Flying Object

 UG Ugly

 UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding

 UGC User Generated Content

 UGG Ugly

 UGGO Ugly person

 UGGS Brand of boots

 UGH Expression of disappointment or disgust

 UH Expression of hesitation

 UHF Ultra High Frequency

 UHM same as UH or UM

 UHQ Ultra High Quality

 UHT Ultra High Temperature

 UHU Misspelling of HUH

 UI User Interface

 UID User Identification

 UIN Unique Identification Number

 UK Are You OK? United Kingdom

 UKWIM You Know What I Mean

 UKWUR You Know Who You Are

 UL Upload

 ULT Last month (from Latin ultimo)

 UM Expression of hesitation  UMAD Are You Mad?

 UMBJ You Must Be Joking

 UMML You Make Me Laugh

 UMTWTM You Mean The World To Me

 UN United Nations

 UNCE Sound of club music

 UNDIES Underwear

 UNESCO United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization

 UNI University

 UNICEF United Nations Children's Fund

 UNIX Computer operating system

 UNK Crackhead

 UNO You know

 UNPC Not Politically Correct

 UNTZ Sound of a pulsing beat

 UO Ultima Online (game)

 UPS United Parcel Service Uninterruptible Power Supply

 UPT Uptown

 UR Your You Are

 URA You Are A ...

 URAQT You Are A Cutie

 URGH Expression of annoyance, displeasure

 URI Uniform Resource Indicator, URL

 URL Uniform Resource Locator, internet address

 URM You Are Mad

 URP Vomit, throw up

 URW You Are Welcome

 URYYFM You Are Too Wise (two y's) For Me

 US United States

 USA United States of America

 USAF United States Air Force

 USB Universal Serial Bus

 USBM United States Black Metal

 USC University of Southern California

 USCG United States Coast Guard

 USD United States Dollar

 USER Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage

 USMC United States Marine Corps

 USOA same as USA

 USP Unique Selling Point

 USPS United States Postal Service

 USS United States Ship

 USSR Union of Soviet Socialist Republics  USW Und So Weiter (German for etc)

 UT Unreal Tournament

 UTC Coordinated Universal Time Under The Counter

 UTD Up To Date

 UTE Utility vehicle, pickup truck

 UTF Unicode Transformation Format

 UTFL Use The Force, Luke

 UTH Up The Hoods

 UTI Urinary Tract Infection

 UTO Unable To Obtain

 UTP Up-Town Projects

 UTR Under The Radar

 UTS Under The Skin

 UTT Under The Table

 UV Unpleasant Visual

 UW You're Welcome

 UWS Upper West Side (of Manhattan)

 UY Up Yours

 V Very

 V-SAFE Had a vasectomy

 V.V Sad

 V/R Very Respectfully

 V4V Vote For Vote

 V8 Engine type Vegetable drink

 VA Various Artists

 VAC Valve Anti-Cheat

 VACA Vacation, holiday

 VAIR Very

 VANILLA Unexciting, conventional

 VAT Value Added Tax

 VATO Dude (Mexican)

 VBG Very Big Grin

 VBL Visible Bra Line

 VBR Variable Bit Rate

 VBS Very Big Smile

 VC Voice Chat

 VCARD Virtual (online) business card

 VCD Video Compact Disc

 VCR Video Cassette Recorder

 VDU Visual Display Unit

 VEEP VP, Vice President

 VEETA Money

 VEG Sit around and do nothing  VENT Ventrilo (internet chat program)

 VERLAN French reverse slang (from l'anvers)

 VERS Versatile

 VET Veteran

 VEXED Angry, annoyed

 VF VampireFreaks

 VFM Value For Money

 VFX Visual Effects

 VG Video Game Very Good

 VGA Video Graphics Array/Adaptor

 VGC Very Good Condition

 VGG Very Good Game

 VGL Very Good Looking

 VH1 Video Hits One (TV channel)

 VHF Very High Frequency

 VHS Video Home System

 VIBE Atmosphere, ambience

 VIBIN Hanging, chilling

 VID Video

 VIG Interest paid on a loan

 VIN Vehicle Identification Number

 VIP Very Important Person

 VIXEN Attractive woman

 VIZ Adult comic Namely (videlicet in Latin)

 VJ Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video)

 VLOG Video Log

 VLOGGER Video blogger

 VLSI Very Large-Scale Integration

 VM Voice Mail

 VMA Video Music Awards

 VMI Virginia Military Institute

 VN Very Nice

 VNC Virtual Network Computing

 VNDS Very Near Dead Stock

 VNH Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)

 VNS Very Nice Shot

 VNSFW Very NSFW

 VOA Voice Of America

 VOD Video-On-Demand

 VOIP Voice Over IP - internet telephony

 VOM Vomit

 VP Vice President

 VPL Visible Panty Line  VPN Virtual Private Network

 VR Virtual Reality

 VS Versus, against

 VT Video Tape

 VTL Visible Thong Line

 VTPR View To Permanent Relationship

 VTR Video Tape Recorder

 VV Very Very

 VVN Very Very Nice

 VVV Refering to comment below

 VW Volkswagen

 VWP Very Well Played Very Well Put

 W George W. Bush

 W'EVER Whatever

 W/ With

 W/E Whatever

 W/O Without

 W00T Hurrah

 W2F Way Too Funny

 W2G Way To Go

 W3C World Wide Web Consortium

 W4M Woman looking for a man

 W8 Wait

 W8AM Wait A Minute

 WA Wife Agro

 WA GWAN What's Going On

 WAA Crying

 WAAB Weak As A Bitch

 WAAM What's going on, what's up

 WAAN Want

 WACK Low quailty, lame

 WADR With All Due Respect

 WAEFRD When All Else Fails, Read Directions

 WAFFLE Pointless talk

 WAG1 What's Going On?

 WAGS Wives And Girlfriends

 WAGWAN What's Going On?

 WAGWARN What's Going On?

 WAGWUN What's Going On?

 WAH Working At Home

 WAHM Work At Home Mom

 WAJ What A Joke

 WAK Weird, awful  WAL What A Loser

 WALAHI I swear to God

 WALE Rapper

 WALLA Voila (French for 'here it is')

 WALLAH I swear to God in Arabic

 WALLHAX Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)

 WALLY Stupid person

 WAM Wait A Minute What A Mess

 WAMH With All My Heart

 WAMHAS With All My Heart And Soul

 WAML With All My Love

 WAN What A Newb

 WANNA Want to

 WANNABE Someone who wants to be what they are not

 WAO Wow

 WAP Wireless Access Point

 WAPCE Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil

 WAREZ Cracked/pirate software

 WAS Wait And See

 WASH Waste of time

 WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

 WASTE MAN Someone who is a waste of time and space

 WASTED Drunk, stoned

 WASTEMAN Worthless person, waste of space

 WAT What

 WATP We Are The People

 WAU What About You?

 WAUD What Are You Doing?

 WAVEY Drunk, high

 WAVY Well dressed Very nice

 WAW What A Wanker What A Waste

 WAWA Convenience store

 WAX Without Any Experience

 WAY Where Are You?

 WAYD What Are You Doing

 WAYDRN What Are You Doing Right Now?

 WAYLT What Are You Listening To?

 WAYOA What Are You On About?

 WAYTA What Are You Talking About

 WAZ UP What's Up?

 WB Welcome Back Write Back

 WBB Will Be Back  WBM Wanna-Be Moderator

 WBN Would Be Nice

 WBR With Best Regards

 WBS Write Back Soon

 WBT Will Be There

 WBU What About You?

 WBW White Boy Wasted

 WBY What (A)bout You?

 WC Welcome Water Closet, toilet

 WCB Will Call Back

 WCD What Chu Doing?

 WCG World Cyber Games

 WCIS What Can I Say

 WCS Worst Case Scenario

 WCW World Championship Wrestling

 WCYD What Can You Do?

 WD Well Done

 WD40 Multi-purpose lubricant

 WDC What's Da Craic?

 WDE Worst Day Ever

 WDIC What Do I Care?

 WDITOT Why Didn't I Think Of That

 WDMB Will Do My Best

 WDOML Worst Day Of My Life

 WDTM What Does That Mean?

 WDUD What Do You Do?

 WDUM What Do You Mean?

 WDUT What Do You Think?

 WDY Why Don't You?

 WDYE What Did You Expect?

 WDYG Where Did You Go?

 WDYM What Do You Mean?

 WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?

 WDYS What Did You Say?

 WDYT What Do You Think?

 WDYW What Do You Want?

 WDYWFM What Do You Want From Me?

 WDYWT What Did You Wear Today?

 WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About?

 WE Whatever

 WEB World wide web, internet

 WEBA Welcome Back

 WEBINAR Web based seminar  WEE Small

 WEED Marijuana

 WEEE Exclamation of excitement

 WEF With Effect From

 WEG Wicked Evil Grin Wide Evil Grin

 WEHT What Ever Happened To?

 WEIN What Else Is New?

 WEL Whatever, Loser

 WELC You're Welcome

 WELL Very, so

 WELP Well

 WEML Whatever Major Loser

 WENG Good looking

 WEP Wireless Encryption Protocol

 WEPA All right, cool, yeah!

 WERD Expression of agreement

 WERK Expression of approval, praise

 WET BACK Illegal immigrant

 WEVA Whatever

 WEWT Alternative spelling of WOOT

 WEY Dude, buddy

 WFH Working From Home

 WFM Works For Me

 WFYB Whatever Floats Your Boat

 WGAT Misspelling of 'what'

 WGC Wild Goose Chase

 WGO What's Going On?

 WH Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)

 WH40K Warhammer Forty-Thousand (game)

 WHA What

 WHACK Bad

 WHALE Punch, beat

 WHATCHA What are/do you ...

 WHEEL Chat up, pick up (a girl)

 WHEELING Picking up women

 WHEW Expression of relief or amazement

 WHIP Expensive car

 WHIPPED Controlled by girlfriend/wife

 WHISKEY TANGO WT, White Trash

 WHITEWASH Act like a white person

 WHIZ Talented person

 WHO World Health Organization

 WHOA Expression of surprise Slow down  WHS What He Said

 WHT What

 WHUT What

 WHYB Where Have You Been?

 WHYD What Have You Done?

 WIA Wounded In Action

 WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If

 WIC Women, Infants and Children World in Conflict (game)

 WICKED Very, extremely Cool, great

 WID With

 WIDOW same as WW

 WIF With

 WIFEY Serious girlfriend, wife material

 WIFF With

 WIFI Wireless Fidelity, wireless internet

 WIGGER White person pretending to be black

 WIGO What Is Going On?

 WII Nintendo Game Console

 WIIFM What's In It For Me

 WIKI Collaborative web site

 WIKTT When I Kissed the Teacher

 WILCO Will Comply

 WIMP Weak, cowardly person

 WING MAN Person who looks out for you

 WINRAR Winner

 WIP Work In Progress

 WIR When It's Ready

 WIRED High on stimulants Online

 WIT With

 WITH Where In The Hell

 WITW What In The World

 WIUWY What Is Up With You?

 WIV With

 WIWWU Wish I Was With You

 WIWWY What Is Wrong With You?

 WIYP What Is Your Problem?

 WJD What Jesus Did

 WK White Knight

 WKD Wicked

 WKND Weekend

 WKS Well Kept Secret

 WLAN Wireless LAN  WLD Would

 WLM Windows Live Messenger

 WLTM Would Like To Meet

 WLYB Who Loves You Baby

 WLYK Will Let You Know

 WM Woman Marine

 WMA Windows Media Audio

 WMD Weapons of Mass Destruction

 WMF Wagging My Finger

 WMG Warner Music Group

 WMJ Wat maak jy? (Afrikaans - what are you doing?)

 WML Wish Me Luck

 WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!

 WMP Windows Media Player With Much Pleasure

 WMV Windows Media Video

 WN Why Not? What's New?

 WNDITWB We Never Did It This Way Before

 WNL Within Normal Limits

 WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before

 WNTT We Need To Talk

 WNWY What's New With You?

 WOAH misspelling of WHOA

 WOAT Worst Of All Time

 WOB Waste Of Bandwith

 WOC Women of Color

 WOE What On Earth

 WOF While On Fire

 WOG Offensive term for a black person A foreigner

 WOLS Slow

 WOM Women Over Mates

 WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time

 WOMP Low bass sound

 WONGA Money

 WONK Expert

 WONKY Weird, not right

 WOO HOO Expression of excitement

 WOOK Dirty hippy

 WOOP WOOT

 WOOSE same as WUSS

 WOOT Hurrah (Wow, Loot!) Want One Of Those

 WOP Offensive term for an Italian

 WOR Our  WORD Ok, I agree, hey

 WORD UP OK, I agree

 WORDS Response to something you don't care about

 WORM Malicious computer program

 WOS Waste Of Space Wife Over Shoulder

 WOT What

 WOTAM Waste of Time and Money

 WOTCHER What are you up to? WU?

 WOTLK Wrath Of The Lich King (WOW)

 WOTS Word On The Street

 WOW World Of Warcraft

 WOWZER Exaggerated Wow

 WOZ Was

 WP Wrong Person Well Played

 WPA Wi-Fi Protected Access

 WPM Words Per Minute

 WPW Misspelling of 'wow'

 WPWW White Pride World Wide

 WR Warm Regards

 WRT With Regard To

 WRU Where Are You?

 WRUD What Are You Doing?

 WRUTA What Are You Talking About?

 WRYD What Are You Doing?

 WRYTA What Are You Talking About?

 WSA Wow, Strong Arms

 WSIC Why Should I Care?

 WSM Woman Seeking Man

 WSP What's up?

 WSS Why So Serious?

 WST We're Still Friends

 WSUL Will See You Later

 WSWTA What Shall We Talk About?

 WT What

 WT? What The ...? or Who the ...?

 WTA Winner Takes All

 WTB Want To Buy

 WTBS With That Being Said

 WTD What The Deuce?

 WTDT What To Do Today

 WTDTA Where They Do That At?

 WTFT What The French Toast (polite WTF)

 WTG Way To Go  WTGP Way To Go, Partner

 WTGP? Want To Go Private?

 WTH What/Where/Who The Hell

 WTHC Who The Hell Cares?

 WTHIGO What The Hell Is Going On?

 WTHIT What The Hell Is That?

 WTHIWWY What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

 WTHN Why The Heck Not?

 WTHRU Who The Hell Are You?

 WTII What time Is It?

 WTK Want To Know

 WTL Will Talk Later

 WTLW Welcome To Last Week

 WTM What's The Matter?

 WTMI Way Too Much Information

 WTML Welcome To My Life

 WTMW Welcome To My World

 WTO World Trade Organization

 WTP What's The Point?

 WTT Want To Trade

 WTTC Welcome To The club

 WTTIR When The Time Is Right

 WTTJ Welcome To The Jungle

 WTTM Without Thinking Too Much

 WTV Whatever

 WTW Walk Through Walls (gaming) Walk this Way

 WTY Why, Thank You

 WTYO Whatever Turns You On

 WU What's Up

 WUA What You At?

 WUB Love

 WUBU What You Been Up to?

 WUBU2 What Have You Been Up To?

 WUD What You Doing?

 WUF Where are you from?

 WUG What You Got? Where You Going?

 WUGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?

 WUH What?

 WUL Watched User List

 WULA What're you Looking At?

 WUM Woman Wind-Up Merchant

 WUN Bye  WUP What

 WUS Wimp

 WUSS Wimp, coward

 WUT What

 WUU2 What are You Up To?

 WUUP2 What are You Up To?

 WUUT same as WUU2

 WUV Love

 WUW What You Want?

 WUWCB What do You Want to Chat about?

 WUWH Wish You Were Here

 WUWT What's Up With That

 WUWTA What You Wanna Talk About?

 WUWTB What You Wanna Talk 'Bout?

 WUWU What's Up With You?

 WUZ Was

 WW White Widow (strong marijuana) White Woman

 WW1 World War One

 WW2 World War Two

 WWA Wiggers with attitude

 WWBD What Would Batman Do?

 WWCND What Would Chuck Norris Do?

 WWE World Wrestling Entertainment

 WWF World Wildlife Fund World Wrestling Federation (now WWE)

 WWIT What Was I Thinking?

 WWJBD What Would Jason Bourne Do?

 WWJD What Would Jesus Do?

 WWOTW Wicked Witch Of The West

 WWTBAM Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

 WWU Where Were You?

 WWW World Wide Web

 WWWY What's Wrong With You?

 WWY Where Were You?

 WWYD What Would You Do?

 WWYDT Why Would You Do That?

 WY Why Would You

 WYATB Wish You All The Best

 WYB Watch Your Back

 WYBD What've You Been Doing?

 WYBMV Will You Be My Valentine?

 WYCM Will You Call Me?

 WYD What You Doing?  WYDN What You Doing Now?

 WYF What's Your Favorite ...?

 WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?

 WYK Would You Kindly

 WYL Whatever You Like

 WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?

 WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?

 WYLION Whether You Like It Or Not

 WYLSCWTW Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?

 WYLT What You Listening To?

 WYM Watch Your Mouth What You Mean?

 WYMM Will You Marry Me?

 WYN What's Your Name?

 WYP What's Your Problem? What's Your Point?

 WYR Would You Rather

 WYS What You Said

 WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

 WYTA What You Talking About?

 WYUT What You Up To

 WYWH Wish You Were Here

 WYWTA What You Wanna Talk About

 W^ What's up

 X Kiss

 X) Happy, mischevious

 X.X Exasperated, irritated, annoyed

 X3 Cute face

 XAXA Ha Ha

 XB XBox

 XBF Ex-Boyfriend

 XBL XBox Live

 XC Cross Counrty

 XD LOL

 XGA eXtended Graphics Array/Adaptor

 XHTML Extensible Hyper-Text Markup Language

 XKCD Web comic

 XL Extra Large

 XLNT Excellent

 XLR8 Accelerate

 XLS MS Excel file extension

 XM Extreme

 XML eXtensible Markup Language

 XO Hugs & Kisses

 XOX Hugs & Kisses  XOXO Hugs & Kisses

 XP Windows operating system

 XS Excess Extra Small

 XT Cross Training

 XTC Ecstasy

 XVID Video format

 XX Kisses

 XXX Kisses

 XYZ Examine Your Zipper

 X] Happy

 X_X Dead

 Y Why?

 Y/N Yes/No

 Y/Y Yes/Yes

 Y2K Year 2000

 YA You Yes Young Adult

 YAAR Dude, mate (Hindi)

 YACC Yet Another Compiler-Compiler

 YADA And so on, blah

 YAGB You Ain't Grizz Baby (COD)

 YAHOO Yob, lout

 YAHWEH The name of God in hebrew

 YAK You Already Know

 YAL Girl (Hispanic)

 YALDI Expression of excitement

 YALL You All

 YALLA Hurry Up (Arabic)

 YALLAH Let's Go (Arabic)

 YAMP Young tramp

 YANK American

 YANKEE American

 YANNO You Know

 YANO You Know

 YAP Steal, rob Young Asian Professional

 YAR Yes

 YARD Home

 YARDIE Jamaican (gang member)

 YARLY Yeah Really

 YAS Emphatic Yes You are Sexy

 YASNY You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

 YAT Gril, woman Where You At?  YATB You Are The Best

 YATK You Are Too Kind

 YATLOML You Are The Love Of My Life

 YAVW You Are Very Welcome

 YAW You Are Welcome

 YAWA Person who always uses the 'Away' status in IM systems

 YAWN Boring

 YAY Cocaine Exclamation of approval

 YAYO Cocaine

 YBS You'll Be Sorry

 YBTJ You Be The Judge

 YBW You've Been Warned

 YBWM You Belong With Me

 YC You're Cool/Cute/Crazy

 YCMIU You Couldn't Make It Up

 YCMU You Crack Me Up

 YDEK You Don't Even Know

 YDG You Dig?

 YDI You Deserve It

 YDK You Don't Know

 YDL Yellow Dog Linux

 YDMS You Don't Make Sense

 YDMT You Don't Mean That

 YDS You Don't Say

 YDU You Don't Understand

 YDWK same as YDWTK

 YDWTK You Don't Want to Know

 YE Yes, yeah You

 YEA Yeah, yes

 YEAP Yes

 YEH Yes

 YELLO Hello

 YELLOW BONE Light-skinned black woman

 YEP Yes

 YER Your Yes

 YERP Yes, what's up, ok

 YESH Yes

 YEW You

 YEY same as YAY

 YEYO Cocaine

 YEZZER Yes Sir

 YF Your Friend  YFW Your Face When ...

 YG Young Gangster

 YGG You Go Girl

 YGI You Got It

 YGLT You're Gonna Love This

 YGM You Get Me? You've Got Mail

 YGP You Got PWNED!

 YGPM You've Got Private Message

 YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding

 YGTBKM You've Got To Be Kidding Me

 YGTR You Got That Right

 YH Yeah

 YHA Youth Hostel Association

 YHBT You Have Been Trolled

 YHBW You Have Been Warned

 YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem

 YHL You Have Lost

 YHM You Have Mail

 YHNI You Have No Idea

 YHU You

 YID Yes I Do

 YIK Yes, I Know

 YIKES Expression of shock or surprise

 YIM Yahoo! Instant Messenger

 YINS You guys, you all

 YITB Yours In The Bond

 YJLTG You Just Lost The Game

 YK You're Kidding

 YKHII You Know How It Is

 YKIMS You Know It Makes Sense

 YKK Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha (zipper manufacturer)

 YKW You Know Who

 YKWIM You Know What I Mean

 YKWIS You Know What I'm Saying?

 YKYLM You Know You Love Me

 YL Young Lady

 YLI You Love It

 YLM You Love Me?

 YM Yahoo Messenger Your Mom

 YMBJ You Must Be Joking

 YMCA Young Mens Christian Association

 YMCMB Young Money Cash Money Billionaires

 YMMD You Made My Day  YMML You Make Me Laugh

 YMMS You Make Me Smile

 YMMV Your Mileage May Vary

 YMW You're Most Welcome

 YN Crossed fingers (MSN)

 YNK You Never Know

 YNT Why Not?

 YNW You're Not Welcome

 YNWA You'll Never Walk Alone

 YO Your Hi Years Old

 YOB Hooligan, thug

 YODO You Only Die Once

 YOKED Well built, muscular, ripped

 YOLA Cocaine

 YOLO You Only Live Once

 YOMB You Owe Me Big

 YOO You

 YOOH You

 YOUNS You guys, you all

 YOUS You, you guys

 YOUSE You (plural)

 YOYO You're On Your Own

 YP Your Problem Yes, Please

 YPU Misspelling of 'you'

 YQ I Like You

 YQW You're Quite Welcome

 YR Yea, Right.

 YRG You Are Good!

 YRMV Your Results May Vary

 YRO Your Rights Online

 YRS Years

 YRU Why Are You...?

 YSI You Stupid Idiot

 YSK You Should Know

 YSL Yves Saint Laurent

 YSMTU You So Made That Up

 YSS You Suck Severely

 YT Are you there?

 YT? You Think ?

 YTB You're The Best

 YTD Year To Date

 YTM You're The Man  YTMND You're The Man Now, Dog (website)

 YTO You're The One

 YTP YouTube Poop

 YTTM You Talk Too Much You Talking To Me?

 YUCK Expression of disgust

 YUCKY Disgusting, gross

 YUH Yes You

 YUM Said when something tastes good or is attractive

 YUMMY MUMMY Attractive mother

 YUO Misspelling of 'you'

 YUP Yes

 YUPPERZ Yes

 YUPPIE Young Urban Professional

 YUS Yes

 YUSH Yes

 YUTE Youth

 YVW You're Very Welcome

 YW You're Welcome

 YWCA Young Women's Christian Association

 YWIMC Your Wish Is My Command

 YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some

 YWU? Yo Waz Up?

 ZA Pizza

 ZAIN Beautiful (Arabic)

 ZECH Energy, life

 ZED Zombie

 ZERG Defeat enemy by outnumbering rather than strategy or skill

 ZIG ZAG Cigarette paper

 ZILCH Nothing, zero

 ZIMBO Person from Zimbabwe

 ZING Owned

 ZIP Ounce of marijauna

 ZIT Spot, pimple

 ZOMB Zombie

 ZOMFG OMFG (hit Z instead of Shift key)

 ZOMG Same as OMG

 ZONG BONG with a Z shaped tube

 ZONKED Very tired or inebriated

 ZOOT Spliff, joint

 ZOOTED High on drugs

 ZTA Zeta Tau Alpha

 ZUP What's up?

 ZUT Damn it (French)  ZZZ Sleepy, bored or tired

 \M/ Horns, metal salute

 \O Waving

 \O/ Happy, arms in the air

 \\// Peace Vulcan salute

 ^.^ Happy

 ^.~ Wink

 ^5 High five

 ^O^ Hurrah

 ^W^ Happy

 ^^ Happy

 ^^^ Reference to line above

 ^_^ Happiness, satisfied

 |O| same as LOL

 }:-) Devilish smile

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