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BANGER BANTER NEWSLETTER : October - December 2011 exclusive With Court Williams Finding The Motivation Hamish On Rugby The Best Rugby World Cup Ever ? Strewth My Wallabies Fail Me Rugby History Why Hooker Throw In At Lineouts INSIDE THIS EDITION Stew’s Views Ancient Quill Five Minutes Ask Nantida Tom Kerr “You Will Always be A Banger” 6. Message from the Club Chairman. 7. Chris’s jokes to brighten up your day. 9. Club Captain blog on the last quarter. 10. The Colts Captain has his say. 11. The Club Coach writes - you read. Bangers Originals Night 13 16. Ancients speak with Kevin Hulton Smith. 24. Three popular Banger players leave Thailand. 26. Why hookers throw the ball in. 27. World Cup colours and statistics. 28. All you wanted know about tea. Court Williams 18 30. Ex Banger back in England. 31. What’s happening at the Wall Street Bar & Grill. 33. Short answers to short questions : Brett Richards. 34. Why the Wallabies failed at the RWC. 36. Finding the motivation. 37. Satirical Banger advice giver. Hamish Watters 35 4 Banger Banter. October - December 2011 “You Will Always be A Banger” ater, water everywhere. Life in Bangkok has changed for many over the last few weeks. It has affected everybody including those in the water free zone. There are some tragic stories with people losing all their worldly possessions. One thing you can say about the Thai people, they are resilient and still manage to smile in the face of adversity. That one the joys you notice living here. The flood brought an abrupt halt to the Thai Rugby Union competition Understandable. The Colts were doing well tucking in a couple of wins under the belt. The Colts will just have to go out and do the same next year The Bangers have continued training despite the floods. Lumpini Park has been the venue most Sundays however, Patana International School could be open again shortly. EDITORIAL The Rugby World Cup lived up to its hype. We were indeed Andrew Mc Dowell fortunate in Thailand where coverage was available from three Roberto Guolo Andrew Tatam networks. Tenderloins Sports Bar & Steak House was the Des Gist venue of choice for club members. Some great games even Rick O’Shea in the pools amongst the second tier teams. New Zealand Geoff McKenna probably deserved to win it but France came a very close Kevin Hulton Smith second. How the game has grown up over the last ten or so Tom Kerr Chris Hartley years. Hamish Watters The Old Bangkok Bangers Rugby Club 10th Anniversary party Mike Laloli was success, with many of the Originals turning up at the CONTRIBUTORS first headquarters Wall Street Bar & Grill, to celebrate the Jean Francois Klentzi occasion. As would be expected, the party went long into the Court Willams night. There was good mix of players and social members from all eras. PHOTOGRAPHY The Bangers have entered the new Asian Club Championship Robert Brewer with clubs from Singapore, Indonesia, Vietnam, Malaysia, Mike Laloli Philippines and Thailand participating. Great concept and PROOF READER deserves our fill support. It will be interesting to see how Roger Fitzgerald far the club has risen above the mediocre since its humble beginnings. WEBMASTER The Banger Banter our club newsletter is now five years old. Mike Laloli Thanks to all the contributors over the years. The BANGER BANTER is published quarterly by the Old Bangkok Bangers Rugby Club for mem- bers, sponsors and friends of the rugby club. The Editor. Banger Banter can be downloaded from the club web site. Members contribute all editorial and photography. The layout and design is provided by Ruck Graphics - a member of the Old Bangkok Banger Rugby Club Banger Banter. October - December 2011 5 “You Will Always be A Banger” - t seems a long time since the last Banter, maybe that is not helped much by Michael having to wait for my contribution. It seems a while since we have played any games but then I was away in New Zealand at the Rugby World Cup and on my way back the night we played The Bald Eagles. From all accounts, there was a lot of fun and enjoyment on and off the pitch. Before I go any further, I would like to express my sympathy to all who are negatively affected by the floods. Among our membership, some of the luckier among us may be unaffected, but our thoughts have to go out to those whose homes are badly damaged and even perhaps uninhabitable. If you hear of anyone in need please pass it on to the committee to see if there is some way we can help. The Thai Rugby Union season was short this year as we already know and was cancelled in the end due to the disastrous flooding that is affecting thousands in Thailand. We did play two games, which we won convincingly. The games were played in the right spirit and were tough games but clean. It is important that we play our games with a measured effort and with an emphasis of being known as good sports. Bob Pearson tells us we can expect to get our Polo shirts soon so look out for him to claim yours. We have ordered new shorts, and we are in process to place an order for a new Ancients kit. Unfortunately, we have had to pull out of the Chiang Mai Tens, as we could not get a full team together even when we looked at putting a joint team with the Pattaya Panthers. As mentioned above a number of our members and players are affected by the floods. We have a number of family oriented occasions coming up, the first being the weekend in Khao Yai, then in December we will have the Family Carol night. We are looking at arranging a Sponsor Thank You evening, and the Banger Christmas Party will be held as usual in December – which is not far away. Please make an effort to bring the family and to join the other events. Please do not forget to support our sponsors and their products whenever you have a chance, they are extremely important to us and we could not do all the things we organise without their generous support. Please make the effort – let’s make sure all we meet know we are about “Fun, Fraternity, and Friendship”. Lastly, to all members, stay safe and take care. Yours in Banger Rugby Andrew www.oldbangkokbangers.com 6 Banger Banter. October - December 2011 “You Will Always be A Banger” Joke of the A Drunk Man Went Into Bar Quarter A Man Goes For A Shave There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems asked for another beer, the bartender politely told he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I him that he was too drunk to be served another have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small drink. The man leaves. He walks in the side door wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this and asks the bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, between your cheek and gum.” the bartender repeats the answer he said before. The client places the ball in his mouth and the The man leaves. He then comes in the other side barber proceeds with the closest shave the man door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?” too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar. “No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back He leaves. He then comes in the BACK door, comes tomorrow like everyone else does.” the the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him. “I told you already, you One Night A Police Officer are way to drunk, you can not have another beer! Get out of my bar!” Disgruntled, the man looks at the One night, a police officer was stalking out a bartender and asks, “Man, how many bars do you particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the work at?” driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the Controlling The Coyote Population curb, and try his keys on five different cars before The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone for controlling the coyote population. left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his It seems that after years of the ranchers using the engine and began to pull away. tried and true method of shooting or trapping the The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped predators, the Sierra Club had a “more humane” the driver, read him his rights and administered the solution to this issue. Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of What they proposed was for the animals to be 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how captured alive. The males would then be castrated that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight, I’m the and let loose again. Designated Decoy.” All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.