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.er.curu 21st one a Golfers Win Northera elebrate GSC Week! and Southern Regienal by Sean Davis beat out FainIpf ...... Tbegolfteamcontinuedtheir win at the nordIeID ....... Night march toward gaining a second they shot 634. to hell , ...... consecutive berth in the NAIA State with a scmeof634 ..... Pool Party National Golf Tournament. The won on the tie ....... WadeSaipies Pioneers opened conference play Individaally. GBC ... at Pipestem State Park at Athens, Ifyou ever felt the need to paced by BaII8tt wIIo naiwd WV, for the southern regional. a David Lettennan-esque medalist honors fiIr .. IIIIICGaII Play scheduled for two days suit and hurl yourself straight~B z".,._ was reduced to one as heavy rains a wall of the stuff, then 79 and 74 for a two cIaJ IDIIl 01 led to the cancellation of the see night was the event for 153. Other Pioneer W"idaII onddayofplay.ThePioneerswon oaly c:ould you stick to a scores include p;taM,&iiWJDl, ... easily by compiling a team score for the ftm of it, but you made the All-Tounwneat ~ 0000 strQkes, to beat secmldplace dress in an inflatable swno shooting a 78:7li •• 154•• Fainnont State College who re climb into a padded boxing remaining ~ ~ corded a score of313. IUd beat OIl. mend, and do a O'FlaUnJ'.~" ~ was paced fiy medalist Cassidy's ........ -)'-)1-.... with a lUbber Michael Barren who shot a 73. tied toyourback.1be entire rounded out play with a 85-85 fbi' Other PioneerscoresincludedGary a score of 170. was ODe big enjoyable stu- 'lee two .'__ Is ue re.Uy 8etti"8 i",o '''e /"" 0/ "boJd"8" ""';"8 O'Flaherty with a 75, Colin In his 26dl ,.. human trick. Nt1I1elty Ni8'" T"uay. at .,IiIIYia Cassidy's 76, John Moran's 76, and ofthe golfpropamat Robin Scudder, a volunteer vision of Mark Allen. "We had a osc. Bead Vance Fitzsimmons rounded out in charge of handing out bener turnout this year than last, Coach Tim Camey mpIied OR his the field with a 78. said, "I think the best but it's still a small crowd. But at Skeet Shoot squad's recent play. "CQad-. The Pioneers were able to is watching everyooe make least everyone who showed up had were tougbat tllelYGl1liem...... squeak out a win at the northern of themselves. Don't print a good time, and that's the whole with heavy wiDda, raia IUd die Competition regional held at Speidel, near though, or everybody will point." Allen would also like to greens were treacherous. But we Wheeling, WV, April 17 and 18. well. • " Sorry Robin. The waiv thank the 20 volunteer workers for by Rick Conklin played pretty The tournament wentto a tie break, Scudder was haDding out were donating their time and energy. Monday, April 18 the an When asked of the upc:cIIIl which gave GSC the win. All ef standard hazardous activ Obviously Scudder wasn't the only nual GSC Week skeet shooting ing conference meet. Camey forts are tuned up for the central BOlt, stating that the contrae- ghoul in the room. competition was held at the added, "You've .. to be lady regional to be held April 25 and 26 to were not to be held respon After the students involved Gilmer County firing range. and you've got be .....Its at Canaan Valley. The Pioneers as simple as that.· for any sort of injury, in the novelty night did all they In front of what seemed to _illrelneIlt, mutilation, or dis could do, .many sojourned up the be the world's largest peanut gal lfemibermelllt, up to and including hill to the pool party in the P.E. lery, both the men's and women's Not only did Scudder have Building. Tony Summers had this brackets competed for the top In This opportunity to see the foolish to say: "I think this pool party was three cash rewards. But as the but there was an outside a really cool idea. Everybody is competition went on, the friendly at a decapitation to boot. just up here goofing around and insults died down and things be Other participants weren't having a delightful time." gan to get more serious. Issue ... so ghoulish, however. Su John Meyers agrees. "This The women's bracket con !"" JIlLUU'.. I, who some may know pool party is definitely the high sisted of four competitors. Jane Page 2 ...............•........................•... I"M~Op;"iDlI as one of the people inside light ofthe week for me. It gives us Firl took first place, followed by Page 3••.•••.•••..•••••...•••.••.... StudentsHeip Co_1Iity Weekraccoon sqj,t, was all the chance to have fun in the Carla Hanna and Kelly Rernish Page 4•............................... ....... Stude.tSJIotligiit there to have a good time. college environment, to show some finishing second and third re dooe the bungee run so school spirit in a really relaxed spectfully. Page S•••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Organizatio""'SptItIig/It But I'll probably do every atmosphere. Kudos to everyone The men's division con Page 6. .................... M en's, Women's 'l'nIckResJIIts in a wbile." Indeed Susan involved in the planning and ex sisted of39 competitors. Taking seen in the boxing ring ecution." first place was Matt Jones, sec Page 7••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••..••••••••• ••••••• A'-,,;Day iIpIllYJIIIg a wicked left jab on All in all, it appears that ev ond place Mitch Tenney and in Page B•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• COllcert Cuir with Larry Holmes' in his eryone who anended these two third place Steve Cunningham. Page 9•....••...••••...•.•..•......•....•. Dr. Pili", hblislltltl functions had an enjoyable time. It First place finishers in both The event, whichtookplace is hoped they will spread the word brackets received fifty dollars, Page 10••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Fellture:S~ ballroom in the HeRin Stu and get even more people out for second place thirty dollars and Page 11••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Po'I/IOurri Center, was under the super- the remaining activities. third place twenty dollars. Page 12•..•.•............................... ChildNII'. CoIIegtI l '. , --------~~------------~------....- Scratching In My Opinion WHERE ntE BUFFALO ROAII by Lisa Hayes I was a girl child when "I Flowers are popping up across the state and the wiater IiOID ".114 Love Lucy" and a series on the all but a memory. But unfortunately, the winter sIonns of '94 IN adventure of Davy Crockett were affecting us greatly today. The state of West Virginia gets OIII'roct hits on TV, and going to the movies for the roads from a salt mine south of Rochester, New YcD. 1bis meant seeing a double feature and mine is 'in the largest salt deposit in the western hemiIphere. A. miDI", cartoons; a droopy-bangedadoles dig and remove the salt, they leave piUars ofpure salt to keep the ......'" 1'iI cent in starched crinolines and Pe from collapsing. ter Pan blouses at a time when Alas, it didn't work. The largest salt deposit in the western females regardless of age were of sphere is collapsing. The first aec:tioo that collap8edwasneuty II ten called girls, single women spin miles. When it collapsed, water began rushing into the miDes, _oIvil.. sters, divorced women scandalous, the pillarsofsalt and starting a great chain reactiOIl. NodIiDg like and sexually free women floozies ever happened in all ofsalt mining histmy, and tboIe in dtarge have or tramps. Yup, I'm talking about idea how to stop it. the 1950's, when girls were rou In additioo to the worries ofthe miDes collapsing. them is aIIo tiaely drilled on the importance of fact that the dissolving pillars are turning the land water iDto salt being liked by others, magazines wbichwillalloeffectanyagric:ulturalattemplliathearea.TheaftlllllDltt offered endless advice on how to of Storm '94 continues, and may burt the Americ:aa ecoIIOIIly over develop "pleasing personalities," over and over. but little was said on the impor If the salt mines in New York c:ompIetely coIJaI-, the tanceofliking, much less pleasing, States will have to start importing rock salt. Is our ecollOllilYJlRPuecil ret yourself. this? It was the age when as soon The collapsing salt mines bring to mind the burning COII--IIlII•• as breasts began to bud, girls who the 1950's, when striking miners set the mines OIl fire at night to once strode often found themselves "scabs" from woddng their jobs. It's amazing that 44 years later, with books on their heads being mines are still burning; and there's really no way to put tbem out. taught how to walk like ladies: No way to put out the coal mines which have been bumiDg "Heads up, shoulders back, anns nearly 50 years; no way to ItOp the flooding that is causiDg the close to the body!" "Suck in those of the salt mines. stomachs, keep those legs close There is a tribe called the Kogi, who have been aec:luded togetber!""Glide!"Girlswhocouid civilization for over 400 years in mountains ofwesterD SouIb best the boys at softball began to .......... ,.. I They believe if we keep removing the natural resources from -- the earth will die. One oftheir members even left the 1leCl1ll'ii'1I ofhis 'lI'il:l1 hear their once highly prized skills disparaged Serious behavior modi swers, bands in the air, routinely ter-friends-the women who know to visit the United Nations and ask them to stop kiIlins thepllllet. fications were in order because ignored. Girls with tentative voices. my stuffas I do theirs. I use it when really took him seriously. "good girls" were made, not born. As the Ms. Foundation for the talk gets juicy, or down to the Maybe someone sbould. And good girls were supposed to Women asks: "If all you're told to bone and everyone is being real. I StlltMl.' 0/Ow"nsltlp, MIIII"gMl.' l1li4 ClIc.",.,.