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VOLUME LXVI. MARCH 24, 1933 No. 21

SUMMARIES COMING EVENTS NEWS FRIDAY, March 24.—SCHOLASTIC Staff meeting. Editorial Board, 6:30 p. m.. Editorial Offices, Ave Maria Build­ Norb Christman Chosen Chairman of Lawyers' Ball 5 ing; news, sports, and features staffs, 7:00 p. m.; Sym­ Laetare Medal to be Awarded Sunday 5 phony Orchestra rehearsal, 6:30 p. m., in Music Hall. "The Vagabonds" will open in Washington Hall Wed­ nesday Evening .' 6 SATURDAY, March 25.—Butler Relays at Indianapolis; Glee Club to give Concert Sunday Evening 6 Varsity vs. Butler, University of Michigan, Michigan Thomas M. McLaughlin Selected as Chairman for State College, and the University of Pittsburgh; Movie: Senior Ball 7 Washington Hall, 6:35 and 8:15 p. m. March "Lawyer" will be out Next Week 8 SUNDAY, March 26.—Masses: 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 "Where There's Women, There's Trouble" Makes Hit...... l2 a. m.. Sacred Heart Church; Glee Club Concert, 8:00 "The Monogram High Jinks" Cast Announced 13 p. m., Washington Hall.

FEATURES MONDAY, March 27.—Buffalo Club meeting in the Law Building, 6: 30 p. m.; Knights of Columbus meeting in Robert Monahan this week's "Man About Campus" 8 K. of G. Council rooms, Walsh Hall, 8:00 p. m.; M. E. "Voice of the Campus" 9 Bamhill to address the Commerce Forum in the audi­ Paul Doyle Reviews "News of the Week" 11 torium of the Law Building, 8:00 p. m.; Symphony Or­ History and Significance of Laetare Medal 15 chestra rehearsal, 6:30 p. m. in Music Hall; Wrangler "I'm From Paducah" 1., 14 meeting, Law Building, at 6:30 p. m. Walter Johnson Presents Currency Problem 16 Owen D. Y'oung's Predictions borne out in Roosevelt's TUESDAY, March 28.—Meeting of the Foreign Commerce . Actions — 17 Club in North room of the Library, 7:30 p. m.; Econom­ ics Seminar, 6:30 p. m.. Law Building; Captain Cornish SPORTS to lecture to Engineers' Club on "Aviation" in Engi­ Irish to in Butler Relays tomorrow; Murphy faces neering Building, at 7:45 p. m.; International Relation big test 20 Club Lecture, South Library Room, at 8:00 p. m. Fifteen game baseball schedule announced; candidates continue indoor workouts awaiting good weather to WEDNESDAY, March 29.—Premier Presentation of "The move outdoors 22 Linnets" in "The Vagabonds," Washington Hall, 8:15 Scrimmage Features Spring Football; Anderson shifts p. m. a number of veterans 23 Ed Krause, for two seasons high point scorer, elected THURSDAY, March 30.—"The Linnets" in "The Vaga­ captain of '33-'34 team 23 bonds," Washington Hall, 8:15 p. m.; Professor Paul J. Introducing Jim McGrath 24 Menge to address Boy Guidance Department in Engi­ Notre Dame squash racquet's team scores second victory neering auditorium, 8:00 p. m.; Spectators, Law Build­ over Purdue 31 ing, at 8:00 p. m. Four The Scholastic

By Tighe Woods w all the Italian club notices they can find. It is not E were afraid to open the papers last the poor taste thus displayed that hurts, but the Friday for fear we would see where some college wasted effort. Just think, fellows, the Juggler, professor, eminent scientist in the field of etc., month after month, tearfully pleads for humorous etc., had proved that St. Patrick couldn't have contributions! And still those gems of wit are driven the snakes out of Ireland on account of the bared for all to see, gratis. No, don't go pulling topography of the land, or the specific content of that one about art for art's sake! red Clay in County Kerry, but our fears were groundless. St. Patrick still reigns in all his glory, and the shamrock is still exemp from the tariff. The joy-killers are slipping. They took the discovery of America away from Columbus and gave it to a Swede by the name of Ericson, M and we thought surely Saint Patrick would be the ORE students would appreciate symphony next to go, but we guess there are too many of the music if they knew the stories behind the differ­ old clans that are still proud of the "0" in front ent compositions. A beautiful little story is un­ of their names to stand for that. folded in the composition, "In a Persian Market," one of the selections played by the University Symphony orchestra Thursday night. It is the story of a busy oriental marketplace. A little princess with her retinue comes there to shop. T One can easily distinguish the hoof beats of the 1^ HE reception of the student body to "Where approaching camels and the plaintive cries of the There's Women, There's Trouble" proved definite­ beggars as the princess scatters largesse. The ly that Notre Dame men can write plays as well tempo of the music changes as the royal party as produce them. This play, WTitten by Charles visits the different stalls, and then once more the Patrick O'Malley, has been accepted by a Broad­ way producer and has been returned to the author audience is able to distinguish the cries of the for a few technical corrections. If the play beggars and the hoof beats of the laden camels pleased a campus audience O'Malley should have as the party leaves the village and disappears in­ no fears of its succeeding on Broadway. Ask any to the desert. old trouper to name the most difficult audience in the country. Seven times out of ten he will name some university town. And don't think that the students feel in a charitable mood, just because X^ EXT week marks the second anniversary their fellow students are the actors! of the death of . Only the two up­ per classes saw him as he strode about the cam­ pus, but he is just as well known to the freshmen and sophomore. His stories are still echoed in the halls, and the trees around St. Edward's field T still whisper his colorful metaphors as another X HERE is a cute little practice growing on Fighting Irish team rounds into shape. He went the campus that has caused more trouble than any at the peak of his career, but the lessons he taught other kiddie trick of the perpetual freshman. It's have not been lost. The reprimand a member of that playful little habit of maltreating signs the team dreads more than" anything else is to placed on the hall bulletin boards. The latest have somebody say to him, "Is that the way you prank of these repressed interior decorators is to are carrying on for Rock?" write, "Are we going to let Zangara die?" over March 2U, 1933 Five

UWBALLCMIRHANSHir University Will Award 'JUGGLER" MERCILESS Laetare Medal Sunday GOES TO NORB CHRIS1TUN To Catholic Layman IN UPBRAIDING WOMAN

Committees To Be Appointed In continuation of a custom that Girls' Number Should Be On Next Week. was begun in 1883 and has since come Sale First of Week. into world renown, the University will • Norbert Christman, senior in the present, next Sunday, its annual College of Law, and resident of Green award in recognition of some out­ Notre Dame faith in womankind, Bay, Wisconsin, has been appointed standing accomplishment by a mem­ that invaluable something which chairman of the 1933 Lawyers' Ball, ber of the Catholic laity of the United makes the Spring days go faster, will States. be rocked to its roots next week, when The award, known as the Laetare the March Juggler, dedicated to the Medal (because it is given to its win­ girls of the country, goes on sale. ner on Laetare Sunday, the fourth The editor and his associates have Sunday of Lent) has come, in the past, been ruthless in their treatment, to such personages as Alfred E. adamant in the face of pleas from the Smith, Maurice Francis Egan, Ed­ more gentlemanly element to pass ward N. Hurley, Margaret Anglin, lightly over feminine shortcomings— Dr. John B. Murphy, and a host of palpable though they may be. other celebrities. Funny Fellow Joe, arch enemy of The committee which makes the anything that resembles woman, leads selection for Sunday is headed by the the concerted and merciless attack. Reverend Charles L. O'Donnell, C. S. McCabe snorts and gi-owls and chuck­ C, President of the University. les and tells the ladies to take it and like it. Library Gets Data From Cynicism seizes even the usually Grad on Probation Work well balanced and open minded "Jug­ gler Vein" this month, a department in which the editor evidences a star­ The University Library has re­ tling ineptitude in the field of eco­ NORBERT CHRISTMAN ceived a report, "Probation In New nomics, and leaves himself open to Chaifman of Lawyer's Ball. York State," prepared by Leonard F. stricture from the lowliest freshman. it was reported to THE SCHOLASTIC Horan who received his A. B. in the Cjmicism runs wild in the cartoons, early this week. The announcement curriculum in Probation Work in 193 L in letters, in every sketch save the This report, which is based upon Mr. was made by Joseph Deeb, President precious, praising, "Keyhole Por­ Koran's field study, describes the sta­ of the Law Club. traits." The dance, as has been previously tus of probation work, the qualifica­ mentioned, will be held in the Palais tion of probation officers, and the Twenty-five cents, thinks McCabe, Royale Ballroom on the evening of chief needs in the various counties of is little to pay for information which April 28. The lawyers ai-e still at New York State. The data which is might take years to learn, especially work in an effort to cut the price of being presented to the State Legis­ when it is presented in such palatable the Ball substantially, and still keep lature has been published by the New form. the affair on the high plane of past York State Commission to throw some Law Club formals. A definite price light on prison administration and N. D. Takes Second Debate construction: will be made known within the next From Michigan State ten days. Many will remember Mr. Horan as The personnel of the various com­ a member of the University debating Notre Dame won both of the Mich­ mittees in charge of the Ball will be team in 1931. He is attached to the igan State College series of debates. ready for publication next week, says State Probation Office, Albany, New Following the Negative win on Fri­ Chairman Christman. York, at present. Francis D. Mulhala, a graduate of day, March 10th, the Affirmative team, Hugh Fitzgerald and William Attention Juniors! the Probation Work class here in 1931, recently received the position ICirby, defeated their Michigan State opponents last week. This debate was Attention of the Juniors is called of Chief Probation Officer in the Ju­ venile Court of Stamford, Conn. held in the Knights of Columbus Hall to the fact that they must hand their at Lansing, Michigan. • orders for pins in to the class repre­ From the time of his graduation sentatives before Tuesday if they until a short time ago, D'Mahala was A critic judge from Olivet College, want them before or during the associated with a probation work or­ Michigan, gave the decision to Notre Easter vacation. ganization in New York City. Dame on the question, "Resolved: Pins will be mailed to the homes that at least 50% of the state and of the buyers during the vacation if A tablet in the new building of the local revenues of Indiana and Michi­ they so desire and if they have their British Broadcasting Company dedi­ gan should be derived from sources orders in before the time mentioned cates their whole work to God with other than tangible property." Wil­ above. In case the pins arrive before the prayer that no evil word, but only liam J. Coyne, director of debating, the holidays they will be delivered what is good, may reach the listener's accompanied the two debaters to Lan­ here. ears. sing. Six The Scholastic Linnets to Present "The GLEE CLUB WILL GIVE Vagabonds" Next Week FIRST CON(BT SUNDAY Part Songs, Solos and Marches Feature Program. PROFITS TO BENGAL CROWN PRINCE Selected numbers ranging from Cast is Ready For Initial motets to marches are included on Performance Wednesday; the premier concert of the Notre Tickets Going Fast. Dame Glee Club to be presented in Washington Hall, Sunday night. With Professor Casasanta conducting, the Bj' James A. Byrne club, fifty voices strong, is prepared As the orchestra swings into a de­ to give one of the best programs ever lightful overture, the hubbub of an arranged for a local concert. The anticipative audience ceases, and the singers will begin their program curtain parts on the first scene of punctually at eight o'clock. Arthur A. Penn's enchanting operetta, "The Vagabonds," those fortunate New Men Trained enough to obtain tickets for the In September Professor Casasanta premiere performance of "The Lin­ began organizing the Glee Club with nets," Wednesday evening, March 29, but eighteen of last year's singers as will settle back in their seats to enjoy the nucleus. The problem was diffi­ a musical production that was created cult as the tenor ranks were sadly to satisfy the most critical. depleted. The new men admitted to This light, rapid-moving, comic op­ the ranks of the club had to be drilled era is composed of catchy tunes that consistently in order that they might seem to hit the right spot. The open­ acquire the technique of ensemble ing trio, "Make It Four," sung by singing. The secret of Glee Club George Menard, John Henry, and Jus­ work is the perfection of each section tin Tompkins — members of the royal so as to make them sound as one company, introduces the audience to voice. the mythical kingdom of Nonsensia, the scene of the play. This year's club is a well-balanced Roach As Chef organization since the bass section has the necessary solidity and the "If Every Man Were A Prince"— tenors, the required range. The pro­ sung by mellow-voiced Crown Prince gram contains part songs such as Adolf of Nonsensia, John Ryan— is motets, folk songs, negro spirituals, the hit of the show. It is so written standard four-part songs, humorous as to bring out the best vocal quali­ selections, and stirring marches. ties of his captivating tenor. The Russell Semper, tenor soloist, will comical antics of S. Jerome Eoach— make his debut with the club. John the rotund chef of the vagabonds, as Ryan, George Menard, S. Jerome he sings "The Apple Pie Song"— add Roach, and Justin Tompkins, are in­ a bit of hmnor to the sad position in cluded on the program of solos. The which the ruffians find themselves. John Ryan, ivho %vill sing the -part officers of the club are Maurice J. "A Real True Friend" sung by John of Adolf, Crown Prince of Nonsensia, Scanlon, president; Philip Geoghegan, Egan, "A Wild Goose Chase," a duet vice-president; S. Jerome Roach, busi­ by John Ryan and George Menard' in "The Vagabonds." ness manager; and Robert Cahill, and the "Ding-Dong Wedding Cho­ publicity manager. rus" are charming melodies that will be on the lips of the first-nighters as Father McAllister and Professor The complete program follows: they leave Washington Hall. Casasanta, co-directors of the musical production, have spared no efforts to PART ONE Robert Nesbit, vagabond chieftain, I. Motets insure the success of the operetta. A and his fierce desperados, Robert (a) "Laudate Vaivem"—Gounod splendid orchestra of twelve pieces, (b) "Plorate Filii Isi-ael" (1604-1674) — Butler, Richard Shiels, Lindsay Phoe­ under the direction of Professor Casa­ Carissimi bus, Dan Rolfs, Mark Finocchiaro, santa, will play for this entertain­ (c) "Ave Maria" (1545-1611)—yjttona Ned Quinn, George Wenz, Maurice 11. Songs for Tenor Voice ment— the first of its type to be Quinn, and George Wolf, carry their (a) "Because"—D'Hardclot given at the University in two dec­ (b) "The Sunshine of Your Smile"—liav parts so well that after the vaga­ ades. Mr. Russell Stemper bonds' rendition of "Vagabonds We III. Part Songs Are In Plenty," one is relieved to find The operetta is to be produced (a) "Were You There?" Negro Spiritual himself safely seated in a friendly Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday —Bantock audience and not in the mountain nights, March 29, 30, and 31, at 8:15 (Baritone Solo—^Mr. Tompkins) fastness of Nonsensia. o'clock sharp, in Washington Hall. (Continued on Page 31) March 24-, 1933 Seven ANNOUNCE BREEN MEDAL T. M. McLaughlin Named CONTE^ PLANS SOON Senior Ball Chairman Eliminations Will Begin First Week After Easter. International Relations DANCE TO BE MAY 12 Club, Economics Seminar By Thomas Proctor Represent N. D. at Meet Oratory at Notre Dame again Ball Will Be Held In Palais comes into its place with the recent Roy ale; Tea Dance Next The International Relations club announcement that the annual Breen Day at Chain-o-Lakes. Medal Oratorical Contest will be held and the Economic Seminar have jointly agreed to represent the Uni­ versity at the Mid-West International Word comes from Francis Werner, Relations Clubs Conference at Man­ Senior Class President, that Thomas chester College, April 7th and 8th. M. McLaughlin of North East, Penn­ The conference will be held under sylvania, Senior in the College of the direction of Miss Amy Heminway Jones, an official of the Carnegie Foundation. John O'Shaughnessy will be the representative of the Economic Semi­ nar. The representatives of the In­ ternational Relations club will be chosen at their next meeting. At the conference last year, Notre Dame was represented by Tighe Woods, president of the International Relations Club.

The Reverend Julian P. Sigmar, professor of philosophy at the Uni­ versity, will address the members of the International Relations club, Tuesday night in the South room of the Library. Father Sigmar's topic will be "Hitler and Hitlerism." Due to THOMAS MCLAUGHLIN WILLIAM P. BREEN the current interest in Hitler and the A biff job. speaker's knowledge of his subject, Thirty men have been pi-oud. the club has opened the meeting to Arts and Letters, has been appointed the week after Easter vacation. Wil­ the student bodv. Chairman of this year's Ball. liam J. Coyne, debate coach, who is The date of the dance has been defi­ in charge of this forensic activity, Valuables Found nitely set for May 12. The aifair will be held at the Palais Royale Ball­ says that the definite date will be A valuable watch and a brief-case room, and will be followed by a tea published soon. have been turned in to the Lost and dance at the Chain-o-Lakes Country This oratorical contest is open to Found Department, room 124, Main Club on the next day. all students in all classes. Each en­ building. Will the person or persons Committees and the price of the trant must prepare a ten minute to whom they belong please call for Ball will be announced shortly in THE original oration oh any topic he may them? Objects turned over to this SCHOLASTIC. care to select. More specific informa­ department, if not redeemed after a tion will be given the "aspiring ora­ reasonable time has elapsed, are re­ tors" when they hand in their names turned to the finders. Spanish Club Meets to any member of the Speech Depart­ The Spanish Club held its weekly ment. An elimination contest will meeting Thursday, March 16, at 7:30 probably be held. held each year, and thirty Notre Dame men have become the proud p. m. in the Law building. The prin­ Began In 1902 possessors of the gold medal for ex­ cipal speaker of the evening was Pro­ The award for the wiimer of the cellence in oratory. fessor Jose Corona of the Spanish de­ contest in oratory is a valuable gold Last year the Breen Medal Orator­ partment who spoke about the activi­ medal, the finances for the purchase ical contest was won by George Ryan, ties of the revolutionists in Mexico. of which were donated in 1902 by a senior in the School of Speech. Gerald Doran spoke on St. Patrick, William P. Breen, LL.D. '77, of Fort Mr. Coyne also states that there and Bob Hoefer gave a short talk on Wayne, Indiana. . The recent death of will be news forthcoming soon con­ the brewer's point of view on the new Mr. Breen marked the passing of a cerning the annual Class Oratorical Beer Bill. zealous Catholic, a renowned lawyer, Contests. It is almost definite that Professor de Landero, sponsor of and an orator "with something to the contest will be sponsored for the club, discussed some of our cur­ say." Since 1902 the contest has been just the freshman class this year. rent problems relating to Spain. Eight The Scholastic IttRCI ''UWYER" TO BE MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS DISTRIBUTED NEXT WEEK By William Kennedy Col. Ho3mes and Fr. Murray "Where the deuce are the moun­ a quiet and unassuming sort, but the Among Contributors. tains?" Italian dishes have softened him somewhat. After one plate of spa­ The taxi-driver grinned; freshmen ghetti, according to reports, he grows always disembarked at South Bend mellow, waxes merry, discourses vol- By Joseph Bucci with some sort of question on their lips. As a rule on these occasions, he The March issue of the Lawyer, affected an air of superiority. But Notre Dame's quarterly law review, this was a new one on him. There­ will be ready for distribution the first fore he grinned again. "There ain't part of next week, according to an none," he said. announcement made by Professor W. And "there weren't none, neither," D. Rollison, faculty adviser of the as Bob Monahan soon found out. Back publication. in Massachusetts, where he lived, Of the six principal articles con­ there were mountains. Back in New tained in the number, four of them Hampshire, where he went to school, are written by local professors and there were also mountains. In short, writers, including one by Col. William he had been reared with mountains J. Hoynes, present Dean Emeritus of all around him. The thought of liv­ the College of Law. Col. Hoynes ing four years on a prairie irritated writes on "The Law As an Education­ him not a little. al Factor." An old contributor to the Lawyer is found in Professor W. P. President Of Boston Club Sternberg of the Creighton Univer­ He looked for, and found consola­ sity School of Law, who submits tion in campus politics. He rose from "Contingent Remainders." treasurer of the Boston Club to be RoBERT MONAHAN president of the same organization. As in beer, .1% tvould help. Prof. Cain Writes Cleve Carey recently appointed him ubly, and debates enthusiastically. financial secretary of the Presidents' "How the Criminal Escapes the His brother-in-law, it seems, is third Council. He didn't say, and we didn't Law and How To Stop Him" is the baseman of the Cincinnati Reds. ask, what his duties in that capacity title of an article furnished by Pro­ Some week-end when you have noth­ were, but it is suspected that he keeps fessor William H. Cain of the Law ing else to do, you might ask Bob a record of all the two-dollar bills. School. about him. He'll tell you — in ten The boys from Boston (and sub­ thousand well-chosen words. Reverend Raymond W. Murray, urbs) confess t-o a "most active" club C.S.C., head of the Department of So­ this year. Three months ago, with To Attend Harvard ciology, makes his first appearance in flagrant and malicious disregard for Perhaps he, himself, is in training the list of contributors, writing on the w. k. depression, the Christmas to meet the requirements and exigen­ the topic, "Eugenic Legislation and Dance committee practically swam cies of the Bar. Next year he goes the Lawyer." "Motions To Suppress through a sea of red ink to emerge to Harvard for a course in Law. At Evidence and Criminal Prosecutions with a fist full of profits. A good present he possesses an 84.9% aver­ in Federal Courts" is offered by At­ manv other clubs attempted the same age, and is looking around for a torney John Jones of Ironwood, Mich­ trick and never even reached shore spare point-one per cent. In the igan. President Monahan. however, has al­ meanwhile, waiting, for June to roll ready formulated a plan to dispose of Students Contribute around, he indulges himself in a bit the surplus. There'll be a banquet of Sigrid Undset, a lot of Edith any day now. Jones received his LL.B. from the Wharton, and a fair amount of mis­ University of Michigan in 1903, and Enjoys Long Walks cellaneous philosophy books. was formerly Assitsant District At­ torney, Western District of Michigan. Bob came to Notre Dame because IDIOSYNCRAZIES: Bob is called John M. Crimmins, a senior in the his brother did. Just another exam­ "Moon" . . . another heritage from College of Law and candidate for the ple of the New England hereditary his brother . . . He seldom misses a J, D. degree in June, contributes "A instinct. He worked under Nicholson dance if it is within reasonable strik­ Removal of Indictments by Federal the first year, then withdrew to the ing distance . . . Says "Yes" instead Officers." comparative obscurity of an interhall of "Yeh" when there's company about basketballer. Now he is in athletic . . . His new English Drape suit cre­ Other features in the March issue retirement, scholastically speaking. ated consternation upon its initial are:"Notes and Recent Decisions," Just the same, once a week, he bow to critical Corby and Sorin audi­ presented by students, Thomas D. Mc- walks (Bob likes to walk — probably ences . . . Returned to campus last Kevitt, Francis N. Marley, Arthur hoping against hope that he may year with a Harvard close-cropped Duffy, Irving Gamitz, and B. R. Des- some day run across a mountain or haircut and again threw the boys in­ enberg, and "Book Reviews" by John two) down town with the boys for a to a panic. . . . M. Crimmins, Joseph Deeb, and session at Nicolini's. He used to be (Continued on Page 13) Thomas Coughlen. March 2^, 1933 Nine «( PERFUHES" IS SUBJECT OF CHENICAL LECTURE All letters to the Voice of the Campus must be addressed to the Editor of St. Joseph Valley Group Hear THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Names must be signed in full. Initials will Columbia Professor. be used upon request. "Young" Patrick contained a factual . St. Patrick "Perfumes" was the subject dis­ cussed by Professor Marston T. Bo- Editor, THE SCHOLASTIC is referred to as a "young mission­ gert of Columbia University, at the ary"; later he is called a "young Notre Dame, Indiana regular meeting of the St. Joseph man," referring to his first years as Valley section of the American Chem­ Dear Sir: a missionary in Ireland. A brief con­ ical Society, last Friday evening in sideration of three well authenticated the Law Building. I wish to express my appreciation dates will be of interest. St. Patrick Professor Bogert stated, at the be­ of the very fine editorial, "March 17," was bom A. D. 372; he began his ginning of his address, that the most which appeared in THE SCHOLASTIC important duty of a chemist is to help for March 17. Too often is that day evangelical mission in Ireland in the the physician fight disease and death. the occasion for the trite sounding of early spring of the year 433, just fif­ Even the perfume chemist has con­ triter thoughts. Your editorial re­ teen hundred years ago, and when he tributed a large share towards allevi­ marks indicated some original thought himself had reached the venerable age ating suffering. He has discovered by of sixty-one; he died March 17, 493, his research work that many of the and sincere sympathy. compounds which are in perfume at the truly patriarchal age of one bases can be made into the constitu­ It is the more regrettable then, hundred twenty-one. ents of valuable medicines. that such an intelligent and worth­ Very sincerely yours, while commemoration should have Value Of Ambergris J. P. D. The speaker then carried his audi­ ence on a pictorial journey around the Prof. Menge To Lecture On "Young women live in their own world, visiting the important perfume German Youth Thursday "halls" imder the guardianship of centers. All the slides used were in wise and good women of the highest standing. They are taken to the lec­ natural color. Professor Paul J. Menge, of the ture rooms by their matron guides Department of Modem Languages, In his talk Professor Bogert said and, when the lecture is over, are will give an illustrated lecture on the that perfumes may be obtained either taken back to the hall without any un­ "German Youth Movement" Tuesday from animal and vegetable matter, or, pleasant or degrading consequences." they may be produced synthetically in evening, March28th, at 8:00 p. m., in the laboratory. the auditorium of the Engineering Professor Bogert stated that amber­ Building. Aheam Is Guest At Meet gris is probably the most unusual of The lecture is being arranged by the perfumes obtained from animals. Professor Ray Hoyer of the Boy of N. D. Contributors' Club It is produced physiologically in the Guidance department and is open to stomach of the sperm whale. Then all who care to attend. The subject The Contributors' club of the De­ the whale vomits this substance. It will be of particular interest to stu­ partment of Journalism met Thurs­ is found floating either on the surface dents majoring in Physical Education, day afternoon in the University cafe­ of the ocean or lying on the shore Education, Sociology, or German. teria, with Francis T. Aheam, '27, where it has been deposited by the Dr. Menge has made a careful city editor of the South Bend Neius- waves. The cost of ambergris is ap­ study of the various boys' work pro­ Times, as guest. proximately thirty dollars an ounce grams, both past and present, in Ger­ Feature stories from leading news­ and one half times the price of gold. many, and has an unusually excellent papers which had been chosen by the assortment of slides to illustrate his 7400 Tons Of Roses! members as examples of the best talk. types were read and discussed, with Probably the most noted of perfume Mr. Aheam leading the round table bases made from vegetables, is attar analysis of their style and structure. of rose. Bulgaria is the largest pro­ 'The Scholastic,' 50 Years Ago Many suggestions regarding feat­ ducer of this fine oil. According to ure sources and the handling of ma­ Professor Bogert, the 1931 crop of The New York Tribune seems as terial were advanced by the South roses in Bulgaria was 7400 tons. This determined to force co-education upon Bend editor and columnist. immense harvest yielded two to three Yale, as the Home Jotirnal upon Co­ tons of the precious attar. lumbia. But the co-education advo­ William Ayres, junor in Arts and Although the United States has cated by the Tribune is not what is Letters, was in charge of arrange­ raised some camphor, Japan practi­ generally known in this country as ments for the meeting. cally monopolizes the market, because co-education — namely, the indiscrim­ Future meetings of a similar, type of the cheap labor available. In case inate mixing of all men and women in are being planned, with feature ar­ of an emergency, however, American college. What the Tribune wants is ticles written by the students them­ chemists could produce camphor syn­ the English system, now in vogue at selves substituted for the newspaper thetically. Oxford and Cambridge— stories read at Thursday's meeting.. Ten The Scholastic

St. Vincent De Paul Society- NOTRE DAME GLEESTERS Continues Its Good Work SYNPHONY ORCHESTRA

TO SING IN FESTIVAL Thirty members were present at a CONCERT APPLAUDED meeting of the St. Vincent de Paul Two Selections Will be Sung Society held Tuesday night in Walsh Light Classics Featured On Hall. by Glee Club Members. Program Last Night. The first business taken at the meeting was a report from the mem­ Departing from their usual pro­ The University of Noti-e Dame Glee bers in charge of gathering and dis­ gram of the older classics, the Notre Club of fifty singers, under the direc­ tributing magazines. Magazines have Dame Symphony Orchestra, under the tion of Professor Joseph J. Casa- been distributed to the Students' In­ direction of Professor Richard H. santa, has been invited to sing in the firmary at Notre Dame and to Health- Seidel, last evening presented a pro­ "First Indiana Intercollegiate Choral win. Two new institutions were added gram of popular classics. Festival" at Indianapolis, Indiana, to the list: St. Joseph Hospital in Although the program lacked the Saturday night, April 22. A weekend Mishawaka, and Birds Eescue Mis­ depth of the former concerts, the or­ program is being planned for the en­ sion, South Bend. Students were ap­ chestra gave an admirable perform­ tertainment of the gleesters. pointed to gather magazines from ance which was applauded by the Each organization invited to com­ each hall. audience. pete in the contest must sing two A report was then read from those To Play At St. Mary's numbers of its own selection. Pro­ gathering old clothes and shoes. The The program opened with the over­ fessor Casasanta has selected "In Old old clothes gathered are to be dis­ ture, "The Merry Wives of Wind­ Nassau" by Murchison and "The Mas­ tributed only through the St. Joseph's sor." This was followed by Mendels­ cot of the Troop" by Victor Herbert. and St. Patrick's parish conferences sohn's Piano Concerto No. 1 played in South Bend. The Society asks the by Mr. John Sharpe whose fine inter­ To Hold A Dance After Festival cooperation of the students in saving pretation merited much praise. As a grand finale for the festival, magazines and old clothes. In the second part of the program it is planned to have one massed num­ the suite "In a Persian Market" and ber by the combined men's Glee Clubs, Seminar Postponed the Waltz, "On the Beautiful Danube," one by the combined girl's Glee Clubs, The Economics Seminar meeting proved to be the most popular. and one by the mixed choruses. scheduled for Tuesday, March 21, The orchestra will present the same In the afternoon of April 22, there was postponed until Tuesday, March program next Monday evening at St. will be a meeting of the directors of 28. The program outlined for the last Mary's. This wiU be the first time the various glee clubs participating meeting will be held next Tuesday at in two years for the orchestra to ap­ to organize officially the Indiana In­ 6:30 p. m. in the Law Building. pear there. tercollegiate Choral Festival. This will be done in order that the organi­ Another reminder that the students Prof. Rollison Moves zation may proceed under its own residing in Brownson, Carroll, Dillon, Professor William D. Rollison, of management another year. and Freshman halls are to attend the the College of Law, wishes to an­ Following the festival, a dance will second show, rather than the one at nounce a change in home address. be held for the participating singers 6:35, in Washington hall on mo\'ie Prof. Rollison now lives at 1209 Hill and their friends. The chairman of nights, was issued from the office of Crest Road, South Bend, having pre­ the Federation Choral Festival is the Prefect of Discipline this week. viously resided at 415 St. Vincent. Max T. Elrone, director of the Arthur Jordan Conservatory of Music, Indi­ anapolis, Indiana.

Committees Are Named For Italian Club Banquet

Papers were read and plans for the annual club banquet were discussed at a meeting and smoker of the Ital­ ian club Tuesday evening in Walsh Hall. A conmiittee was organized to handle the business of the annual club banquet to be held in the lay Faculty dining hall early in May, and is composed of Andrew MaflFei, chair­ man; August Petrillo, Michael San- tulli, Emilio J. Gervasio and Jerome Ferrara. A paper, "The Success of Fascism," was read by Michael Forestiere and was well received by the club. Other papers were given by Leonard Cacci- Presenting the Notre Dame Symphony Orchestra which last night gave atore and Sam Ferrari. its first 1933 jjvogram under Director Richard Seidel. March 24., 1933 Eleven FR. DOMINIC O'MALLEY NEW BOOKS RECEIVED News of the Week BURIED THIS MORNING . By Paul J. Doyle . BY LIBRARY THIS WEEK Any effort to determine what is Died in Milwaukee Wednesday actually transpiring in Europe to day, Literature, Biography, Religion After Brief Illness. or to predict what will happen in Are Included on New List. the future, must be stamped as Reverend Dominic Kern O'Malley, guesswork. From all appearances, History and description, economic C.S.C., who died Wednesday after­ however, France seems destined to history, literature, biography, medi­ noon, at three o'clock, in Milwaukee, sign a peace plan, and to pay her cine and psychiatry, religion, and oth­ Wisconsin, was buried from Sacred war-debt interest to the United er fields are covered by the new books States. released this week by Miss Marie K. Lawrence of the Circulation Depart­ Both Mussolini and MacDonald have ment of the University Library. agreed upon a compact designed to One Billion Guinea Pigs by Arthur maintain peace in Europe. France Kallet is similar to the book Your does not desire to join unless her Money's Worth by Stewart Chase. In "allies," Poland and the little entente this work Kallet explains the reason (Rumania, Czecho-Slovakia, and Ju- for the extensive advertising which go-Slavia), are included as equals. is now the vogue among manufac­ But if France refuses, she sets herself turers and also the content of the up as independent of the great Euro­ highly advertised goods. pean powers, and leaves Mussolini free to form a possible coalition Tvith Writes Play At Vassar the brown-shirts of Germany. Edna St. Vincent Millay presents a one act play entitled The Princess MarHes the Page. It is of interest to With such restive conditions as ex­ note that this particular work was ist in Europe today, France would, written while the author was an un­ no doubt, cherish amicable relations dergraduate at Vassar College and with the United States. Hence it will was also, first presented there in not come as a complete surprise 1917. should she suddenly reverse her atti­ Shortly after the first production of tude and decide to pay the war-debt the play the original manuscript was REVEREND DOIMINIC O'MALLEY interest due our country. lost. For 13 years it remained un- R. I. P. found. When paging through some of her works written while at Vassar, Heart Church on the campus this Prohibitionists in the United States she found the manuscript. Through morning. He was taken ill a month had better "look to their laurels." the influence of one of her friends ago, when he suffered a slight stroke, For — as everyone knows — the act the play was produced at the Cosmo­ and was removed to Sacred Heart legalizing sale of 3.2% beer and politan Club, Philadelphia in 1930. In Sanitarium when his condition became wines, signed by the President Wed­ 1932 she had the manuscript and the complicated by a high nervous ten­ nesday, becomes effective after mid­ original score of music published. sion. He suffered another stroke this night, April 6th. To add to their dis- The following are some of the out­ week, which hastened the end. gruntlement, Jouett Shouse, head of standing works which have been Father O'Malley entered the Uni­ an Anti - prohibition organization, added to the Circulation Department: versity of Notre Dame in 1899; he stated that within a few weeks forty succeeded in earning four monograms states will have made the necessary List Of New Books in football before he was graduated provision for the holding of conven­ History and description: Political from the University with the degree tions to vote on the repeal of the 18th Index: 1832-1932—by Sir John G. Litt.B., in 1903. amendment. Gumming; Historical Evolution of Hispanic America—^by James F. Rip- Immediately after graduation The 62nd meeting of the German py; and Mush, You Malemutes—^by Father O'Malley entered St. Joseph's Bernard R. Hubbard, S.J. novitiate, later completing his ec­ Reichstag promises to be its last—at Economic History: Analyzing Otir clesiastical studies in Washington. In least for some time. With 81 Com­ Industries—^by Cecil E. Eraser; and 1908, the year of his ordination, he munist and 11 Socialist members One Billion Guinea Pigs—^by Arthur was appointed rector of Sorin Hall, a barred from its assemblage, the Ger­ Kallet. position he held until he received the man parliament, this week, was iii Literature: The Gro^vth of Litera­ Presidency of Sacred Heart College, absolute control of the Hitlerites. Be­ ture—^by Hector M. Chadwick; Odys­ Watertown, Wisconsin. fore this meeting will be put an "en­ sey (Homer), translated into English About ten years ago Father O'Mal­ abling act" calling for the abdication by T. E. Lawrence; and The Princess ley returned to the University, and of the parliament in favor of a dic­ Marries the Page—^by Edna St. Vin­ was made rector of Corby Hall. In tatorship— with Adolph Hitler com­ cent Millay. 1931 he was elected superior of the manding. The act, practically cer­ Biography: Upton's Autobiography the Community House but continued tain of passage, will remain in effect for four years, or "until the present —^by Sir Thomas Johnston lipton; to meet his religion classes regularly (Continued on Vase 31) at the University. government is replaced." Twelve The Scholastic

Chicago Club Easter Dance miVERSHY THEATRE Is Planned for March 15 N. D. REPRESENTED AT

rRODUCTIONN&KESinT Final plans for the organization's CONFERENCE LAST WEEK Easter dance were announced by John Single Performance Draws I. Collins, general chairman, at a Father Fogarty, Prof. Buckley, Capacity Audience. meeting of the Chicago Club held and Apodaca Attend. Wednesday evening, March 15, in the By Mitchell Tackley lay faculty dining hall. Against a background of an an­ Other business transacted included By Michael F. Wiedl cient Greek tent, the University the appointment of John Joyce as sec- Reverend James A. Fogarty, C.S. Players, under the direction of Pro­ retarj"^ of the club because of a va­ C, Louis L. Buckley, and Joseph Ap­ fessor Frank Kelly, transformed the cancy caused by a withdrawal from odaca, professors of the Department Washington Hall stage last Friday the University, and the abolition of of Economics at the University, at­ night into an effective and colorful the Scholarship Fund for financial tended the National Catholic Welfare locale for the student experimental reasons. Conference at Fort Wayne, Ind., last production of "Where There's Women Before the refreshments were Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. There's Trouble." The play is the served Professor Charles Phillips of The Conference was sponsored by the work of Charles Patrick O'Malley, the English department gave a brief Most Reverend John F. Noll, D.D., Notre Dame '30. lecture on that great English univer­ Bishop of Fort Wayne. With a difficult script from which to sity, Oxford, which he himself at­ work, the cast of five students and a tended for some time. John Ryan, Sponsored By Bishops South Bend girl did wonders to the Glee Club soloist, sang a number of The National Catholic Welfare amateur play staged for the first time well-known songs with the piano ac­ Conference is an organization of here. The character interpretations companiment of John Sharpe. Catholics formed to promote the study and the portrayal of plot by the ac­ and understanding-of industrial prob­ tors were for the most part acute. Joseph McCabe and John Finneran lems. The conferences are held regu­ Outstanding in the performance are to be congratulated for the fine larly and deal with questions of in­ was Thomas Stritch, a junior in the performances given in the parts of dustrial policy. They are sponsored College of Arts and Letters, as Ulysses and Patroclus, respectively. by the bishops of the United States Promachos, the limping servant to Both McCabe and Finneran each suc­ and are held in different cities Achilles. ceeded in "stealing" a scene in the throughout the nation. The second honors for perform­ presence of almost the entire cast. Father Fogarty addressed the meet­ ance go to Miss Charlotte Mourer, of McCabe's triumph came in the final ing Monday afternoon on the subject South Bend, who as Briseis, captive scene of Act II when he announced to of "Wages and Hours in Relation to of Achilles, kept the action of the Achilles the death of Patroclus. the Encyclical." Some quotations from play well in hand. James Boyle, who Scene I of Act II was the point at his speech are: "The present emer­ portrayed the mighty Ajax did which Finneran's finesse captivated gency measures for relief and the Re­ the audience. admirably with the part. He had construction Finance Committee have a. convincing air not unlike the his­ The purpose of the production by succeeded in relieving some misery, toric character of ancient Greece. the University Theatre was to try but can not do and do not give suffi­ Tighe Woods as Achilles, leader of out the product of a Notre Dame stu­ cient aid to the poor who depend on the Greeks, was confronted with per­ dent in order that the members of normal industry for their existence. haps the most difficult role in the the various drama classes of the Uni­ . . . Selfishness, unashamed, is a play. The character interpreted by versity would profit accordingly. The motivating force of industry. . . . In­ Woods followed closely that of the play is being criticized by the stu­ dustry today is imcontroUed and un­ same name in the "Iliad." dents from all possible angles. planned, and based on private move­ ment and private competition." Partake In Discussions Professors Buckley and Apodaca partook in the general discussion and presented the views of the college economist. In these discussions the local economists were confronted with numerous questions from the employ­ er and employee, as well as from the Socialists and Communists who were in the audience. Followers of Henry George also attended the meeting and submitted ' questions to Professors Buckley and Apodaca. The Most Reverend John F. Noll, Bishop of Fort Wayne, gave the open­ The cast of "Where There's Women There's Trouble," in a desperate ing address at the conference. In his moment: Left to right. Miss Charlotte Maurer as Briseis, Tighe Woods as closing remarks, he expressed his sat­ Achilles, Thomas Stritch as Promachos, John Finneran as Patroclus, Joseph isfaction with the meetings and urged McCabe as Ulysses; and James Boyle as Ajax (Continued on Page 32) March 2U, 193S Thirteen

Fellowships Are Offered "REDISnOCT UNITED By University of Cincinnati CAST FOR "NONOGRAN

STATES"-& WRANGLER Announcement of the Taft Gradu­ HIGH JMS" CONPLETE ate Teaching Fellowship in English Holman Asks Centralization at the University of Cincinnati, which Dramatic Talent Discovered as For Government Economy. carries with it a stipend of one thou­ Athletes Rehearse. sand dollars, was made to the Uni­ "What would be the effect if a sys­ versity this week. The bulletin read: tem of Regionalism were to be adopt­ "For the academic year 1933-34 By Joseph Kurth ed by the government of the United teaching fellowships are offered in With rehearsals being held regu­ States?" asked Edwin Holman, a the graduate school of Arts and Sci­ larly, the Monogram Club is slowly Wrangler, speaking before the soci­ ences of the University of Cincinnati shaping its annual production which ety last Monday evening at the week­ to one student in each of the follow­ is scheduled to be given on May 4th ly meeting in the Law Building. ing departments: Classics, Economics, and 5th. The entire personnel of the The plan Holman brought to the English, German, History, Mathemat­ club is working to give the faculty, Wranglers' consideration would, in ics, and Romance Languages. A Taft the student body, and friends of the brief, divide the United States into Teaching Fellow receives an annual University a show of which the club eight geographical divisions, the pur­ stipend of one thousand dollars and hopes to be proud. The production pose being an increased centralization free tuition in the Graduate School. shall keep its traditional name "The of our nation's government. Fellows are selected upon the basis Monogram Absurdities." This year's of personal and mental qualities and Union Needed show, however, ^\ill carry the particu­ ability in the field chosen. Preference lar title "The Monogram High Jinks." "The need for centralization was is given to those applicants who in­ clearly and emphatically seen in the tend to become candidates for the de­ New Features recent banking crisis. The central gree of Doctor of Philosophy. Many novelties have been added to government, in its effort to cope with "The Taft Teaching Fellows are the 1933 show. This has been made the situation, found it necessary to not permitted to devote more than possible by securing skits, novelties, deal with forty-nine different systems, six hours a week to teaching in the and ideas from famous stage person­ as represented by the states and na­ department." ages. Special lighting and novel stag­ tional banking institutions. Unifica­ Applications should be filed by ing will be used throughout. A par­ tion was extremely difficult, and only April 1, 1933, with the Secretary of ticularly novel idea will be brought the war powers of a President the Graduate School of Arts and Sci­ out in the dance numbers. An effort brought about that union," Holman ences, University of Cincinnati, Cin­ is being made, especially, to balance said, in justifying his proposal. cinnati, Ohio. the acts and the dance numbers. Rap­ "Regionalism has its distinct ad­ id flowing continuity will carry the vantages," the speaker continued, "in­ MAN ABOUT entire program in order that the show asmuch as economy in governmental will not lag for even an instant. operations is essential today. It (Continued from Page 8) Campus traditions have not been left would provide a commission, for ex­ out of the production. However, ample, to supervise construction and "Moon" devotes his summers to sketches and act carrying the favor­ maintenance ot the highways within and "beaching" (includes lying able flavor of successful musical com­ each of the eight districts. The con­ on the sand, with an occasional dip edies, vaudeville acts, and legitimate solidation of forty-eight such cum- in the surf, and positively excludes stage plays have been added for the missions, as they exist in all the all froms of acrobatics) . . . Usually sake of additional interest. states at the present time, into eight devotes two weeks of his vacation larger and more expansive commis­ to working (which, in these days, is a Following are some of the manv sions, covering the same area, would real idiosyncrasy) ... He hitch-hiked acts and dance numbers along with in itself represent a gigantic economy back to Worcester one Easter . . . the cast: I" took him three days ... He returned 1. BACK WHEN (A Campus stoi-y) move on a train . . . Has an insatiable de­ States Cooperate Cast: Kitty German. Charles Jaskwhieh. sire for classical music, as interpreted Norbert Christman. Hu.crh Devore. Fred Such interstate projects as the by the Boswells, Mills, et. al. . . . MacBeth. John Tobin. Dinny O'Keefe. Boulder Dam and the cooperation of AI McGuff. Leo Cummins. "Josh" De- Thinks Buchanan, Michigan deserving Amora. Jim Leonard, and Ed Krause. the states bordering Lake Michigan of public approval on at least one to stamp out crime on its waters, 2. MONEY TO BURN (By Joe E. Brown) count. . . Then, too, there is that win­ Cast: Kitty Gonnan and Joe McCabe. were cited as typical examples of some lass back home, Eleanor by 3. KHYTHM PAR EXCELLENCE the procedure by which a nationally name, who's holding her breath wait­ Cast: Nick Lukats. Norbert Christman established Regionalism would func­ ing . . . And speaking of holding and Phidell Osborne. tion. breaths. Bob once tried it for several 4. MOONSHINE AND MUSIC (By Joe E. Holman had his supporters when minutes in a hospital . . . Attaches Brown) the round-the-table discussion began, Cast: Noi-m Greeney. Laurie Vejar. Joe thought he was a goner, so to speak Younjr. Russell Hupp (Piano Player), but the members who opposed him, . . . Obviously they were wrong. and Joe Kurth. for the most part, claimed that "states 5. FOR OLD ELI YALE (By Joe McCabe) rights" would suffer immeasurably, Cast: John Tobin. Anthony WiriT and and that the assumption of their I am conceited, cocky, aggressive— Tom Roach. power by the federal government perhaps over-aggressive—^make many 6. ELMER (A Monologue) enemies, and love to ballyhoo.—Ely Cast: Charles Jaskwhieh. would tend to ultimately lead to a (Continued on Page 32) dictatorship'. Culbertson. Fourteen The Scholastic The Laetare Medal—Its S. H. U. FRAT SPONSORS Meaning and Its Winners rUYWRITING CONTEST First Prize is $100; Contest By J, D. Porterfield Closes May 1. Next Sunday, the fourth Sunday of medallist. The name of the Univer­ Lent, marks the repetition of one of sity is engraved on the reverse side, Word was received this week by the Notre Dame's oldest traditions, the and with it the name of the medallist. English Department of the Univer­ awarding of the Laetare Medal. sity, of the second annual speech The one who is to receive the medal play-writing contest, sponsored by the In the year 1882, a professor of the is chosen each year by a special com- , Zeta Phi Eta, National Honorary University, James F. Edwards, came mittee, of \vhich the President of the Professional Speech fraternity. An into the office of the President, the University is chairman, from a list of award of one hundred dollars will be Reverend Thomas E. Walsh, C.S.C., persons proposed from year to year given to the winner. and made a suggestion. The Very and kept standing. The announce­ Reverend Edward F. Sorin, C.S.C, ment of this committee for the cur­ The fraternity hopes to cultivate a heard the idea, and after a consulta­ rent year is to be published this Sun­ finer creative literature, and offers tion, a new tradition was born at day. this prize as the incentive. The con­ Notre Dame, that little school out in test last year brought out unexpected Indiana. Tlie medal is presented at a time talent, and the organization hopes to and place convenient for the recipi­ experience even greater success in the Recognition Of ^lerit ent, with a short address explaining venture this year. Centuries before, and for centuries the custom of the bestowal and ex­ The rules governing the contest the Popes in Rome observed the an­ pressing the merits of the medallist are as follows: Contributors must be nual custom of bestowing the Golden that have prompted the particular a resident graduate or undergradu­ Rose on some member of Catholic award. ate, in a university or college of the United States. Only one entry from royalty, in recognition of signal Recipients Of The Medal achievement. The Golden Rose, sym­ each participant will be considered. bol of award and acclaim, was given Since the medal was first bestowed The plays must be one-act, unpub­ by the Popes of the Church to the no­ in 1883, not a year has passed with­ lished, unproduced, and original. Act­ bility of Catholic Europe. out the awarding taking place on the ing time is not to exceed forty-five "joyful Sunday" of Lent. This year's minutes. Three copies must be sent, And this was the idea suggested by award shall be the fifty-first of its which are to be typed, and signed the Notre Dame professor. If the kind. The recipients of the medal with pen name only. Catholic royalty were honored for since the institution of the tradition The contest closes May 1, 1933, achievement, why should not the out­ and the winners will be announced standing Catholics of democratic are: June 1, 1933. All manuscripts should America, where, despite the absence 1883 John G. Shea be sent to the Zeta Chapter of Zeta of nobility, there are leaders and 1884 Patrick C. Keeley 1885 Eliza A. Stan- Phi Eta Fraternity, Southern Metho­ heroes, be honored? And so was cre­ 1886 General John Newton 1887 Edward Preuss dist University, Dallas, Texas. ated the Laetare Medal, to be award­ 1888 Patrick V. Hickey 1889 Mrs. Anna H. Dorcy ed annually to some leader of Catho­ 1890 William J. Onahan lic laity in the United States, an out­ 1891 Daniel Dougherty BULLETIN 1892 Henry F. Brownson standing member of Catholic Amer­ 1893 Patrick Donahue Students who want to preregister 1894 Ausrustan Daly for English 127, "The Technique of ica. The Medal is awarded in recog­ 1895 Mary A. Sadlier nition of distinguished merit in liter­ 1896 General William S. Rosecrans the Drama," taught by Professor 1897 Doctor Thomas A. Emmett ature, science, art, commerce, pliUan- 1898 Timothy E. Howard Phillips, are requested to meet Pro­ thropy, sociology, or other field of be­ 1899 Mary G. Caldwell fessor Phillips on Thursday, March 1900 John A. Creighton neficent activity. 1901 William B. Cochran 30, at 4:00 p. m., in Room 112 of the 1902 Doctor John B. Murphy Main Building, "niis course deals with 1903 Charles J. Bonaparte Conferred On Laetare Sunday 1904 Richard C. Kerens training in dramatic criticism and 1905 Thomas B. Fitzpatrick practical play-writing. Laetare Sunday was the date on 1906 Doctor Francis J. Quinlan 1907 Katherine E. Conway In order that only those whose tal­ which the Golden Rose was blessed 1908 James C. Monaghan 1909 Frances (Christian Reid) Tiernan ent warrants instruction in this art by the Pope prior to its being con­ 1910 Maurice F. Egran may be admitted, the Department of ferred. So, in. keeping with its ex­ 1911 Asnes Repplier 1912 Thomas B. Mulry English requires entrance by exam­ ample, it has been the custom to an­ 1913 Charles B. Herberman Edward D. White ination of the professor in charge. nounce the bestowal of the Medal on 1914 1915 Mary V. Merrick At the meeting Professor Phillips will this day. Prom this fact, too, the 1916 Doctor James J. Walsh 1917 Admiral William S. Benson discuss the qualifications required in name has been given. 1918 Joseph Scott 1919 George L. Duval a registrant. The course is open to The Medal is a solid gold disc sus­ 1920 Doctor Lawrence P. Flick 1921 Elizal>eth Nourse juniors and seniors of any college of pended from a gold bar, bearing in 1922 Charies P.- Neil the University. The attention of 1923 Walter G. Smith black enamel the words "Laetare 1924 Charles D. Maginnis English major students is directed to Medal." The Latin sentence, "Magna 1925 •Alber t F. Zahm the fact that those who qualify for 1926 Edward N. Hurley est Veritas et praevalebit," "Truth is 1927 Margaret Anglin this course may substitute it for a 1928 Jack J. Spalding mighty and will prevail," is the leg­ 1929 Gav. Alfred E. Smith period course of the English pro­ end on the obverse side, and beneath 1930 Frederick P. Kenkel gramme. 1931 James J. Phelan it is symbolized the profession of the 1932 Doctor Stephan J. Maher —^Department of English. March 2U, 1933 Fifteen TESXE DEFENDS EMILY Paducah, Ever Abused, at DICKINSON AT HEETING Last Conies Into Her Own Evaluates Life And Style In Talk to Bookmen. Covering a large portion of the ter­ Holding a very strategic position at ritory on either side of the U. S. the mouths of the Tennessee and the "Emily Dickinson" was the subject highway number sixty a city with the Cumberland rivers Paducah played a of a talk presented by Lloyd Teske at unique name of Paducah towers above very important part in the war be­ the meeting of the Bookmen last the fertile farms of western Kentucky tween the states. Realizing the value Monday evening. Teske has made a highway number sixty, a city with the of holding Paducah, General Grant, in thorough study of Miss Dickinson's neighboring farmers. The strange September of 1861, led five thousand poetry over a period of several name, immortalized by the vaudeville Union soldiers down the Illinois shore from Cairo, and by means of a pon­ months, and his talk showed a sym­ comedian is a variation of the word toon bridge over the Ohio, which is pathetic understanding of the poet's "Paduke" which is in turn a form of a mile wide at this point, they crossed work. the word "Pakutukah." The site where the city now stands was the into Paducah. Accompanying these The first part of the talk was a former home of the Chickasaw In­ troops were several gun boats which short but comprehensive biographical dians who were ruled by Chief Pa­ began to fire upon the city as soon as sketch. Teske related many humor­ duke. It was known by the name of they saw the Confederate flags, ous incidents to show that Miss Dick­ Pakutukah which means, in the lan­ placed there by the population who inson'was a normal being, in constant guage of the Chickasaws, "the place were in sympathy with the South. In revolt against the puritanical influ­ where the wild grapes hang" be­ the spirit of do or die for the old ences surrounding her, until her cause of the abundance of wild grapes South, a local lady jumped into her thwarted love affair. The resultant found there. Chief Paduke. the Pa- buggy and drove at break-neck speed seclusion was inevitable. She became ti-on of the city, was a large and ge­ for two miles and, amid falling shrap­ bored with the life of the village and nial Indian who, in a spirit of friend-. nel, cannonball, and rifle shot, she sought companionship in her own liness for the pale faces, moved his lowered the rebel banner and saved it thoughts through the medium of village several miles southward in or­ from destruction. The Union soldiers verse. der to give them the coveted position controlled Paducah throughout the war and used it as a base from which Her Place In Poetry at the confluence of the Ohio and the Tennessee rivers. they captured the more important The speaker then analyzed Fort Henry and Fort Donelson. the peculiar form of Miss Dickin­ Founded In 1821 Real Manufacturing Town son's poetiy — a form which is now A few years later in the attempt known as free verse. He stated that to move his people further westward After three years of threats the it is unfair to judge her harshly be­ he succumbed to an attack of fever Confederates under General N. B. cause of several inferior selections at the age of sixty. His faithful sub­ Forrest attempted to take the city. contained in her collected works. jects bore him to Paducah. There They marched into the town from the None of the poetry was published he now lies in an unmarked grave on west and in a spirit of true Southern during her lifetime. Her request that the bank of the Ohio, where his wig­ generosity requested the Union com­ the poems be destroyed after her wam stood. In May of 1909 the citi­ mander. General S. G. Hicks, to sur­ death was disobeyed by relatives who zens erected to his memory a stone render in order to "avoid all unneces­ thought there might be something of monument on one of their busiest sary effusion of blood" and threatened permanent value in them. When comers. complete annihilation if he should asked to assign the poet a niche in refuse. Hicks refused and in the American letters, Teske replied that Founded in 1821 by William Pore, ensuing battle showed the southern Emily Dickinson would be best known Paducah was recognized as a town troops that their confidence was ill as a forerunner of the imagist school, in 1827 and as a city in 1856. Dur­ founded, and the Tennessee river because of her loose style and her ing the steam boat days, owing to her valley was gained for the Union. contempt for old standards. position on the two rivers and her proximity to the Mississippi, she was Paducah, as a manufacturing cen­ then a thriving city. Unlike most ter, ranks second in Kentucky. She Engineers Will Hear Talk river towns of that age she expanded harbors nearly one hundred manufac­ on "Aviation" Next Tuesday away from the river at the decay of turing establishments, making every­ the steam boat to meet the incoming thing from dairy products to cooper­ "Aviation" is the topic of a lecture railroads. She is now situated on the age materials. Anyone who has to be delivered to the Engineer's Club main lines of the Illinois Central, the smoked an Irvin Cobb cigar, or taken by Captain Clarence Cornish, Tues­ Chicago, Burlington and Quincy, and a chew of "Forked-Deer" tobacco can day evening, March 28, at 7:45, in the the Nashville, Chattanooga, and St. easily attest to the fact that Paducah auditorium of the Cushing Hall of Louis railroads. Adapting herself al­ is indeed a substantial city in western Kentucky rather than a brain child of Engineering. ways to new conditions she has opened her doors and her purse to the some traveling comedian, as so many A number of splendid lectures com­ recent road building campaign of the have been led to think. bining instruction and entertainment Federal government and now a coast have been presented to the club this Irvin S. Cobb, her favorite son, to coast and a north to south high­ year, outstanding among them being said of her on one occasion when way meet each other in the very heart speaking of San Francisco, "When it one on Russia by Mr. Martersteck of of her business district. (Continue

NOTA BENE The drop: an obvious, sarcastic personal Old man depression has caused a shrinkage remark. (Syracuse.) of 4.3 per cent in college enrollments in the On the hook: wanted on the telephone. United States this year. Teaching staffs have (Syracuse.)—Daily Northivestern. suffered a 3.2 per cent loss. V RIGHT ABOUT FACE! The college student, who considers himself OPTIMISM! the idol for the rest of the world when the ques­ Oberlin College has a Fish Club which is an tion of bravery and courage is predominant, organization of men desirous of fostering a has proved himself a target for pity in the pres­ cynical attitude toward the approaches of ent bank crisis. In his inaugural speech, Presi­ women dent Roosevelt warned the nation that the one thing to be feared was fear. A large number of the people heeded the president's words, but BE NONCHALANT! the undergraduate who boasts of his own Experiments by the University of Michigan rational powers has fallen victim to his emo­ prove that the ads are right—^that the lighting tions. of a cigarette actually aids in maintaining non­ Discussions ran back and forth in college chalance in moments of stress. circles. The student forwards and furthers his own suggestions; he agrees with the authorities that confidence must be restored, and then he ADD—RACKETS! begins to worry about his bank balance and the possibility that he may lose a few cents on the A student at Tulane is earning his tuition dollar. selling tape worms to the research laboratories. The letters that reach the students from par­ ents convey a spirit of optimism. Fathers jok­ ingly agree that now they are on a financial COLLEGIATE COLLOQUIALISMS! level with the rest of the world. Mothers brag Despite the contention that the average col­ of their firm credit with grocers and butchers lege man gains nothing from the knowledge and describe the elated feelings they possess passed out to him, it appears that he is profi­ because it is impossible for them to wony about cient at adding in his own way, to the general how they will pay their bills. store of knowledge, particularly in the matter The present crisis is one of the few actual of vocabulary. The following excerpts from a tests that have faced the modem college gen­ glossary, compiled by the Columbia Spectator, eration. The students talk constantly of their speak for themselves: unusual and enviable reasoning powers. They discuss peace, disarmament, economic stability Ads: cars parked in front of fraternity and any other problem with poise and assur­ houses. (Pennsylvania.) ance, and they feel sure that they are capable Aquarium: the place where a sucker takes of facing any calamity that arises. One such his date to dance. (Syracuse.) situation has come about, and the college stud­ Gel off the nickel: don't be so lazy. (Cor­ ents' attitude is entirely different from their nell.) prophecies. If they fail to act rationally in an Peerade: week-end excursion* (Dartmouth.) economic crisis in which confidence is so import­ Spuzzy: sharp; smooth. (Cornell). ant, the world can rightly doubt just how Hivey: intellectual. (Army.) sensible and intelligent their emotions and Suh: sweet young thing. (Vanderbilt.) actions would be should war or similar crucial Boodle: anything edible secured outside a situations ever face them.—Syracuse Daily dining room. (Army.) Orange. March 24, 1933 Nineteen EDITORIALS

MINOR SPORT? made a different sort of approach: Receipts from the Show were going to Bengal; the Holy Cross Announcements on the bulletin boards during priests there lived in a condition of continual the past week that the first meeting of golf as­ penury; a few quarters would be the means of pirants was to be held shortly raised a pet thought several weeks' livelihood for a missionary. in our mind. We have never been able to explain to anybody who asked us the question why golf The operetta entitled "The Vagabonds" is to is not made a major sport at Notre Dame, and be staged next Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday why this varsity group does not receive major evenings by members of the freshman class and monograms. Glee Club. We see by the placards that returns will again go to the missions in India — but we The sport has an appeal here that is undeni­ flatly refuse to use this as a selling point. The able, an appeal that is the equal, at least, of that Show is worth more than twenty-five cents of any other Spring acti\aties. The galleries who whether the money goes to Bengal or Paducah. trek after the matches, and the number who re­ Rehearsals have shown the best singing talent on port for tournaments and team tryouts prove the the campus to be in the cast. We promise you point conclusively in our mind. that you will be satisfied when you leave Wash­ And there is little ground for argument on the ington Hall. time and trouble it takesto become a good golfer. Surely the skill which enables a man to shoot a 72 is comparable to that which permits one to put the shot forty feet or throw a good out-curve. LAWNS

The competition in the sport between Notre Signs have been put up about it all over school, Dame and other universities? It is such that hun­ authorities have asked for more cooperation; even dreds of students would rather trail a match than "The Week" has bemoaned the abuse on several play themselves. occasions, but people still persist in trodding Notre Dame's lawns night and day. We wouldn't attempt to justify our stand by saying that golf is a major sport in Big Ten The most distinctive achievement of the tres­ schools. We only say that, looking at the situa­ passing gentlemen seems to be realized in the pe­ tion from a strictly Notre Dame point of view, riod on Saturday evenings between the cessation there is at least something for the Athletic As- of dinner and the beginning of the first movie in sodation to consider. Washington Hall. It is pitiable enough to see a college man sprinting three hundred yards to get an arm's length closer to a screen, without having him tear up some perfectly good sod in the in­ FRESHMAN TRIUMPH terim. The fact that Notre Dame has one of the To individuals who were not greatly taken up most scenic campuses in the land, and that its with the thought of attending a boxing match. beauty in a great part is attributable to its grass, SCHOLASTIC ticket salesmen, a few weeks ago. never occurs to him. Ttventy The Scholastic ATHLETICS Irish to Run In Butler Relays

Murphy To Jump Against Ward nARQDEITE PICKS TWO Of Michigan, Conference Champ IRISH ON ALLOrrONENT Noeckles in the dash, and Jim Fagan and Poredon in the hurdles. Three N. D. Relay Teams Also Place Krause, Baldwin On First Scheduled to Compete; The two remaining events other than the relay will find Jack Edwards Strong Field- Team; Voegele On Second.

By Edward Van Huisseling Captain Johnny Baldwin, Joe Voe­ gele, and Ed Krause ,the three out­ Butler University will act as host standing factors for success in Notre to a group of colleges, Saturday af­ Dame's recent basketball season, were ternoon and evening when it spon­ named as outstanding opponents by sors for the first time, the Butler Re­ Marquette university last week. Bald­ lays. win and Krause were placed on the A large squad of Notre Dame track first all-opponent team and Voegele men, led by Coach John P. Nicholson on the second. and Captain Fred MacBeth, will be among those present at Indianapo­ Sharing honors with lis when hostilities begin. "Nick" is the two Irish were two cagers from taking the greater part of the team Creighton University and one, Joe because he wants to give everyone an Reiif, of Northwestern. Thus the equal chance to show something. three teams who scored victories over the Hilltoppers during their 17-game Before leaving, however, the Irish season were given the five first team mentor says he expects his charges berths. to do very little because of the evi­ CAPTAIN FRED MACBETH dent stiif competition. Among the Off to Jndianwpolis. Krause, Reiif Unanimous leading teams with which the Irish will have to compete are the Univer­ representing the Irish in the pole Noti-e Dame and Northwestern each sity of Michigan, Michigan State Col­ vault and Chuck Finkel and Bill landed three cagers in the first ten lege, and the University of Pitts­ Freschi in the shot put. selected by Marquette, and had, in burgh. addition, the only two unanimous Three relay races will be run. There choices. Ward Leads Michigan will be a one mile, two mile, and a The Wolverines are led hy Ward, distance race. Roberts, Gilf oil, Gough, Ed "Moose" Krause, Notre Dame's the Negro sensation in the dashes and MacBeth will compose the team great pivot man, was the first choice and high jump. The latter event Avill entered in the shortest race. In the at , having no opposition for find him pitted in his specialty against two mile distance, Roberts, Bower, the first team place. Similarly, Joe the Blue and Gold ace, Vince Murphy, La Frambois, and Joe Young will run. Reiif, of Northwestern, was unani­ in a duel which track fans have long Young may not be able to run, how­ mous choice for forward. ever, because of a spike wound re­ wanted to see. Murphy has not been The first two all-opponent fives as ceived in practice last Saturday. If defeated this year. To keep this rec­ selected by Marquette are as follows: ord intact he will have to hit a new he is able to compete, this quartet of high provided Ward is at best form. Irish runners will be strengthened First team—^Reiff (Northwestern) The Michigan star has cleared the considerably. and Collin (Creighton), forwards; cross bar at 6 feet, 7 inches previous­ Krause (Notre Dame), center; Bald­ "Nick" plans to put Duke, Moran, ly this year; a jump a few inches win (Notre Dame) and Kiely (Creigh­ Van Petten, and Eddie King on the higher than Murphy's best achieve­ ton), guards. track for the distance relay. ' This is ment during the current campaign. one of those races that keeps the Second team — Voegele (Notre Saturday afternoon the prelimi­ spectators guessing as to how far Dame) and Rosenfield (Northwest­ naries in the 60 yard dash and the 65 each man w^ill run. The contestants ern), forwards; Johnson (Northwest­ yard high hurdles will be held. Coach in this race will run a 440, 880, three- ern), center; Kircher (Mich. State) Nicholson has entered Murphy and quarters, and a m_ile. and Johnson (Carroll), guards. March 2h, 1933 Twenty-one

More Worlds to Conquer SONDAY'S GAMES FAIL TO BREAK GROUP I TIE

Playoff Needed Between Lyons and Dillon For First Place.

(Story of championship yamcs last night on Page 22) By James F. ^McKeon With the playing of last Sunday's games the regular season of interhall basketball competition—came-to a close. A playoff, necessitated by the existing tie between Lyons and Dillon in Group I of the heavyweights, w^as played Tuesday night with the winner meeting Off-Campus, winner of Group II for the title last night. In the lightweight division St. Edward's and Carroll, both of whom went through the season imdefeated, met last night for the title of their^ division. (Ac- counts^^f Tuesday's and last night's playoffs will be found elsewhere in this issue). Two Teams Forfeit Some good games were played last Sunday as some of the teams were plajang their final games. There were two forfeits—^both in Group II of the lightweights with Off-Campus forfeiting to Freshman, and Walsh failing to appear for its scheduled game with Alumni. In the battle of the old gold coast halls Lyons defeated Morrissey, thus gaining the right to meet Dillon for the league championship. Morrissey played without two of its best men, and but for a brief spell early in the Vince Murphy, Notre Dame's outstanding track man, undefeated in five first half was never in the ball game. varsity appearances, ivill face his hardest competition at Butler's relays tomor­ Lyons, with Vairo leading the way, row ivhen he clashes with Michigan's Willie Ward, colored high jump champion finished in the lead by a 26-17 count. of the Big Ten. Dillon, forced to "svin its game Avith i« Badin in order to remain in the fight, was hard pressed till the fourth pe­ Possibility of Intercollegiate Fencing Here riod. It snapped out of its lethargy once the final period got under way, Seen As de Landero Drills Candidates adding eight points to Badin's two According to Professor Pedro de- gymnasium, where he is drilling them to win by a 28-18 score. Landero, Notre Dame's fencing coach, in the fundamentals of the sport. Freshman Hall, with a chance to the prospects for having a recognized Out of this number he feels that there force its way into a playoff, did not fencing team next fall are very should be at least 20 skilled fencers. function properly till near the end of bright. The Reverend Patrick H. Do- Many of the new-comers have given its game with Off-Campus with the lan, C.S.C, has promised to arrange much promise and may displace some result that Off-Campus led its divi­ a regular 'schedule during the next of the more experienced members in sion for the second successive year. school year, providing the members obtaining berths on the team. Only The score of this game was 17T1.3 of the squad continue to show the four men have exhibited any ability Corby had a field day at the ex­ enthusiasm and good spirit of co­ in sabres, while the others are work­ pense of St. Edward's, winning by a operation displayed so far. ing on foils. 44-12 score. Howard held a 9-4 lead From thirty-five to forty men re­ Coach deLandero fears that it would midway in the second period of its port every Tuesday, Thursday, and be useless to schedule any meets this game ^vith Brownson, but from that Saturday to Coach deLandero in the year as most of the men have had too time on it could not register a single boxing and wrestling room of the little drilling to stand competition. (Continued on Page 24) Twenty-two The Scholastic Fifteen Games Scheduled OFFCANrnS DEFEATS For Irish Baseball Team LYONS 2411 FOR TITLE Hold Lead Throughout Listless Championship Game. SQUAD DRILLS IN GYM St. Ed's Whips Carroll The same OfF-Campus team that 29-28 For Championship lost in the finals of the heavyweight Wealth of New Infield Talent Of Lightweight League basketball competition last year suc­ Reports to Coach Keogan; cessfully scaled the heights this year, First Game April 15. St. Edward's Hall was crowned overwhelming Lyons Hall, defending basketball lightsveight champion last champion, in the finals last night. The score was 24-11. By Nick Connor night by defeating Carroll, last year's winners, by the score of 29-28. It Lyons kept in the ball game Coach Keogan's hopes for an out­ was a great game all the way, prob­ throughout the first half,- finishing door practice were completely snowed ably the best that has been played in but .a point behind as the teams left under last Tuesday, the first day of the interhall competition this year. the floor for the intermission. Off-, spring, by a delayed ^vinter's storm Both teams battled fairly evenly Campus in the last two periods came that covered the reconstructed Cartier through with 14 points; at the same diamond. Practice, however, was held throughout. The score was tied on five different occasions. Both teams time holding last year's titleholders indoors and will be until favorable to two points. weather permits the baseball aspir­ had a big lead once. Carroll enjoyed Advantage On Tipoff ants to begin work out-of-doors. a five point advtantage at the end of the first period. Midway in the sec­ Ability to get the tipoff plus the The practice in the gjTn has been ond period St. Ed's was sporting a fact that it was in to take the ball off confined to the pitchers and the in- seven point lead. Aside from these the backboard gave Off-Campus a de­ fielders. Coach Keogan has spent con­ times, however, the teams were never cided advantage. With Charlie Mar- siderable time with the infield trying more than four points apart and for baugh leading the way with nine to find a combination that will rep­ the most part two points' separated points, Off-Campus was never in dan­ resent Notre Dame on the diamond them. ger once the second half got under this season. Four lettermen from way. last year are battling with promising Close Game Off-Campus jumped into a four sophomores for these positions. Carroll seemed on its way to vic­ point lead at the very outset of the Schedule Announced tory as it outscored and outplayed St. game on baskets by Boehm and Vitt. The smoothest working infield com­ Ed's in the first period, but within Lyons rallied somewhat and the first bination seen thus far is composed of three minutes of the start of the sec­ period ended with Off-Campus lead­ O'Neil catcher, Dunn at first, Kane at ond period St. Ed's had erased a five ing 7-6. second, Cunha at short and White at point deficit and had established a one A free throw and a field goal by third. From all indications the four point lead of their own. The teams Marbaugh in the second period was outstanding pitchers are Norb Rasch- then battled evenly to the end of the equalized with a two pointer by Kin- er, Tony Albosta, Steve Banas and half; St. Ed's holding a one point ad­ sella and a free throw by Crosson. Saggartz. The three players com­ vantage at this time. The ultimate winners went ahead posing the outfield will have a chance Carroll jumped into the lead at the considerably in the third period. Bas­ to show their fly chasing ability start of the third period and led at kets by Boehm, Marbaugh, and Palm­ when the team shifts practice from the end of the quarter 26-24. With er and free throws by Marbaugh and the gym to Cartier field. two and a half minutes to play Car­ Boehm gave Off-Campus an eight roll was still in the van but a field point advantage at the end of the The baseball schedule recently ap­ third quarter. proved by the Athletic Board is as goal by Charley Montgomery turned the battle in favor of St. Ed's. The lineups: follows; Off Campus (24) FG FT FTA PF Pts. April 15—Chicago at Chicago. The lineups: Vitt, £ 1 1 11 3 Cunha, f 0 0 2 0 0 April 19—Northwestern at Notre St. Edward's (29) FG FT FTA PF Pts. Click, f 10 0 12 Dame. Collins, f 6 1 3 2 13 Shapiro, £ 0 0 0 0 0 April 25—Chicago at Notre Dame. Leonard, f ^. 3 0 116 Marbaugh, c 3 3 4 3 9 Barnett, c 3 0 3 16 April 28-29—Purdue at Lafayette. Boehm, g 2 2 3.2 6 Freeman, s 10 12 2 Palmer, g 10 0 12 May 3—^Michigan State at East Montgomery, S 10 10 2 Casey, g 10 0 0 2 Lansing. May 6—Northwestern at Evanston. Totals 14 1 9 6 29 Totals 9 6 10 8 24 May 10-11—Iowa at Notre Dame. Carroll (28) FG FT FTA PF Pts. Lyons (11) FG FT FTA PF Pts. May 14—Open. Clark, £ . 5 2 3 1 12 Vairo, £ 1 1 4 1 3 Tobin, £ 3 113 7 Kinsella, £ 1 0 0 0 2 May 21—Open. Sherry, c 0 110 1 Kelleher, f 0 0 0 2 0 May 26—^Purdue at Notre Dame. Kinman, g 2 0 2 14 Fry. c 1 1 3 2 3 May 29-30—Wisconsin at Notre Herrick. g 10 0 0 2 Crosson, g . 0 3 3 13 l^ Dame.. Faletti, g 10 0 2 2 Heinle, g ~ 0 0 0 3 0 June 3—^Michigan State at Notre Totals : .. 12 4 7 7 28 Totals . 3 5 10 9 11 Dame (Commencement). Re£eree, Harris; Umpire. Queenan. Re£eree, Harris; Umpire, Queenan. March 2U, 1933 Twenty-three SPRING GRID DRILLS Krause Elected Captain AT SCRINHAGE STAGE Of Cage Team for *33-'34 Squad to be Divided for Last Weeks; "Hunk" Shifts Men. CAPTAIN-ELECT NINE LETTERS, GIVEN ' By Howard Waldron Spring practice, the proving season Seven Monogreun Men Return • for varsity material, has been in ses­ Next Year; Capt. Baldwin sion for some three weeks and many And Keating Graduate. budding stars are bursting into prominence in the weekly scrimmage sessions. It is in these scrimmages Edward Walter Krause, a junior in that the future varsity men show the the College of Arts and Letters, and results of their blocking and tackling a two-year monogram winner in both practice, gain a knowledge of foot­ football and basketball, was elected ball and its systems, and establish captain of the Notre Dame basketball whether they have the qualities for a team for 1933-'34 at the annual ban­ varsity post. quet tendered the cage squad last night. Monograms were awarded to In the scrimmages of the past two nine players. weeks, several new men have shown Krause, whose home is in Chicago, up particularly well, and should de­ succeeds a fellow townsman in the velop into valuable replacements for cage captaincy. Johnny Baldwin, re­ the fall. Pilney, Elser, Shakespeare, tiring leader, is also a Chicago native. Martin, Young, Carideo, Frorahart, Baldwin and Leo Keating, forward, Stilley, Milner, Reams, Peters, Smith, are the only monogram men to gradu­ •Michuta, Sullivan, and Cavalieri are ate this June. a few of the likely-looking new­ comers. Four Lettermen Repeat Leonard Now Guard Four of the letter winners had pre­ viously won letters in basketball. In Several experiments on changes in addition to Krause and Baldwin, the position are being made this spring latter a three-year winner, Joe Voe- by Coach in an EDWARD W. KRAUSE gele, high scoring forward, and Leo effort to bolster places weakened by Crowe, stocky guard, earned their Adds captaincy to all-Americanship. the graduation of lettermen. Jim second awards. Leonard, line-jarring fullback of last Johnny Jordan, Leo Keating, Al year, is now using his driving power McGuff, Jim Newbold, and Eddie Al­ at a left guard position, and Al Mc- the style of attack used by their foot­ berts, the remaining five monogram Guff, former left halfback, is back at ball foes of next fall. men, were awarded varsity letters for his old quarterback position and lead­ If the weather permits, there will the first time. ing the fight for the places left va­ be scrimmages between the first four cant by three graduating regulars. teams on Saturday. These practice The new Irish cage leader has been games are, in many cases, tougher a mainstay of the Keoganites for the At right halfback, Dan Hanley, than the games of the fall and well past two seasons in which the Notre plunging fullback of 1930, is showing worth watching. The men are fight­ Dame squad won 34 out of 42 games. ' up well, and Carl Fulnecky, a center ing for their positions at this time In the season just closed he led the last year, has been shifted to a right and are endeavoring to make a good team in scoring with 213 points, a guard berth this spring. All these total that also brought him scoring showing that they may be Advanced men, so far, have proven the wisdom honors among all Indiana collegiate up to the varsity team. of Coach Anderson's,move and should cagers. greatly strengthen the team next fall. Baseball will claim two monogram This present practice session will men from the spring session when Led Scoring Last Year continue until April 8th, when the an­ Norb Rascher, a right-hand pitcher, A year ago, while a sophomore, nual Varsity-Reserve game will be and , hard-hitting out­ Krause got off to a slow start after played. Next week the squad will be fielder, report to Coach Keogan. Both a long football season, but rounded divided up into teams. Two teams these men were right ends last fall. into top form soon enough to be a ' will be driUed in the Southern Cali­ Track will occupy Jack Robinson and unanimous choice for ail-American fornia offense, while two more Ed Krause, the only regular linemen center, the first Notre Dame eager to will be trained in the Warner wing- returning, for the rest of the spring. win ail-American honors. He led the back system used by Carnegie Tech, Robinson is a shot-putter and quarter- Irish in scoring that season, as well, Pittsburgh, Kansas, Northwestern, miler, while Krause, who has just making 138 points. and the Army. These four teams will finished a strenuous season at center be scrimmaged regularly against on the Notre Dame basketball team, The public is the last thing a real picked varsity groups -in order that will confine his activities to the jave­ writer thinks about.—'V. Sackville- the men may become familiar with lin and shot-put. West. Twenty-four The Scholastic

had to quit; he played regular guard on the freshman basketball team and INTRODUCING Jim McGrath thereby won his numerals. As soon as basketball was over, he donned a By John D. Carbine baseball suit and reported to Coach Keogan as an outfielder. He made Fifteen years ago, if you were in tate long in falling in with Bums' the team with ease and gained his Rochester, New York, you might have plans. second numeral sweater. seen an old baseball player training So in the fall of 1929, McGrath ar­ McGrath made the varsity baseball his son, Jim, in the noble art of ball rived at Notre Dame. Unlike the cus­ team in his sophomore year, and ever playing. That the training was good since that time he has been a consis­ training is evidenced by the fact that tent diamond performer for the Irish. Jim McGrath, the subject of the in­ During the past two years he has struction became, in turn, the captain been one of the mainstays of the of the champion sand-lot outfit of the Irish batting power and has com­ district, a four letter man at John mitted but one error in collegiate Marshall High School, the star out­ competition. fielder of Notre Dame's baseball team, Incidentally the story of that error and finally captain of Coach George is also the story of Jim's tensest mo­ Keogan's 1933 nine. ment in sport. In the Western State Four-letter Man In High School Teachers College game last year, the Irish were leading two to nothing in Baseball is not, however, Jim's only the last half of the ninth inning. game. In high school he was a four- Western State was at bat; two were letter man playing baseball, soccer, out but there was a runner perched basketball, and hockey. An unusual on second. honor was conferred upon him when The next batter laced a hard liner he was chosen captain of both basket­ straight at McGrath. The game should ball and baseball. But McGrath did tomary four-letter man in high school, have ended there, but Jim dropped not stop with being a four-letter man. the ball for his first error in collegi­ That was hardly enough. he did not bring any clippings with him. He could have easily enough, ate competition. The runner from second rounded third and dashed for He had to play amateur basketball for there were plenty in the Rochester the plate. and baseball for exercise. While papers of the preceding four years. playing extra-school basketball, he But Jim is a modest fellow, and that Is Treasurer Of Senior Class met Tommy Burns, the stellar guard just went against his grain. of last year's great basketball team. In his freshman year, McGrath went McGrath recovered the ball and Burns talked Notre Dame to Mc­ out for football, basketball, and base­ threw to the waiting catcher. But it Grath, and Jim, a little weakened, per­ ball. He was going along pretty well was too late. Western State had haps, by his Irish blood, did not hesi­ in football until he was injured and scored one run after the game should have been over and had the tying run on second. The error upset the Irish pitcher, and it was only a circus catch by Hugh Devore that saved the ball Also in game for Notre Dame. Jim is looking forward to a very ff y^ successful season for Notre Dame's he Vagabonds baseball team. "We'll have a great team this year," says McGrath. "There's plenty of competition for GEORGE MENARD as "Prime Minister" and every position. No one is sure of his John Ryan singing place. A condition like this is bound "A Wild Goose Chase" to keep the boys on their toes all the JOHN EGAN as "The King" singing time." "A Real True Friend" Last spring Jim's classmates BOB NESBIT as "Furio" singing showed that they thought him as fine "The Vagabond Chief" a fellow as he is an athlete when they elected him treasurer of the NED QUINN as "Robei-to" singing present senior class. "The Campfire" Just now McGrath has a job: he's a The "VAGABOND CHORUS" singing prefect in Morrissey, or to put it "Here Come Our Prisoners" more colloquially and, perhaps, more "At Sunrise" accurately a "King of the Morrissey "March, March, March" Sub." Unlike most kings, Jim has a host of admiring subjects. But as pleasant as this position is, it cannot You can V afford to miss! go on forever—Jim graduates in June. After that he intends to try to make his way as a professional ball player. March 24, 1933 Tzoenty-five

INTERHALL BASKETBALL (Continued from Page 21) H ere s Yclour point while Brownson was going on a rampage to win 25-9. In its game with Alumni, Walsh NATURAL ENERGY FOOD stayed in the game throughout the first half, but Alumni pressed to an easy 17-7 victory when Walsh could not keep up the pace. In the lightweight division St. Ed­ ward's maintained its position in the undefeated class, at the same time gaining the right to meet Carroll for the lightweight championship by de­ feating Corby 21-12. Corby held an 8-3 advantage at the half,but it was short-lived. Morrissey gained re­ venge somewhat for the defeat that the heavyweights took by gaining a 22-12 decision over Lyons. Held to a 7-7 tie at the half bv Dillon, Badin suddenly began work­ ing smoothly in the second half. It added 10 points to its total, while the best that Dillon could do was to raise its score to nine. HEAVYWEIGHTS Brownson 25, Howard 9 Playing with the same five men throughout the entire game, Howard put up a good fight against Brownson throughout the first half but it could not cope with the Brownson attack, HREDDED WHEAT is all the led by Stillwagon, in the second half with the result that it finished on the S' wheat. All its nourishing short end of a 25-9 score. goodness. All the bran that Brownson, entering the game with Nature provides. And in a most the necessity of winning to gain a tie delight^form... ready cooked, with Freshman and keep ahead of Carroll and Alumni in the final stand­ ready-to-eat biscuits with a satis­ ing, fell behind in the second quarter fying nut-like flavor. Try some after the teams had completed the for breakfast, for a bed-time first eight minutes all even, 4-4. Open­ ing the second period Sandera sank bite. Easy to digest. Just ask for a field goal, Whelan converted on a Shredded Wheat and a bowlful free throw and Paskwietz registered of milk or cream. A sustaining another two pointer to give the junior when you see Niagara Falls food at little cost ... At all hall a five-point advantage, but there on thepackage,you KNOW is just where the Howard scoring you have Shredded Wheat. campus eating places. ended. A free throw by Kellner in between baskets by Paul and Stillwagon gave Brownson a tie at half time. A basket by Penty, two in a row by Stillwagon, another by Schmidt, and still another by Paul sent Brown­ son into a comfortable 10-point lead SHREDDED at the end of the third period. Schmidt, Paul, and Logan all scored two-pointers in the final period. Off Campus 17, Freshman 13 For the second time this year Bill WHEAT Golden led his Freshman Hall teams right to the door of the champion­ ALL THE WHEAT ... ALL THE BRAN ships, and for the second time his THE NATURAL ENER6Y FOOD teams failed when a victory would (Continued on Page 27) MADE BT NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY Uneeda Bakers Twenty-svc The Scholastic

ing around the country's courts. SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX We don't expect any argument on the statement that H. Ells­ worth Vines is the finest competi­ By James S. Kearns tive tennis player swinging a racquet. He has piled up too trophy are the brightest they many impressive victories to be have been at any time since a Greg Mangin's five-set victory over challenged. Even his crucial, team of Frenchmen won three out Cliff Sutter in the finals of the na­ surprise defeat by of five matches at Forest Hills in tional indoor tennis championships in the Cup play last year does 1927 and took the goblet home last Saturday opened the annual spec­ not lessen his prowess. ulative barrage concerning the Davis with them. In addition to Vines, Johnny Van- Cup prospects in the United States. Outstanding among the reasons for Ryn and Wilmer Allison, experienced As we see it, America's chance that estimate is the unusual crop of internationalists, are available. Cliff of regaining the international exceptional tennis stars now patter- Sutter, twice intercollegiate cham­ pion and ranking No. 3, may find a competitive spirit somewhere between now and July and produce the phe­ "of course I can afford these new clothes nomenal tennis of which he is me­ chanically capable. Mangin will hard­ ly stand up with the others out of doors. Then there is Frankie Parker, erstwhile Milwaukee prodigy, who, backed by the w. k. Mr. Beasley's coaching, experting, and showmanship (involving knickers and a studiously suc­ cessful little-boy look) has moved along at a very mature clip for his mere 16 years. However, Frankie can't be scoffed at. He holds the Canadian singles crown, on a lawn court, the Western singles title, won on clay, and three tournament victories over George Lott, the old concert-master of the "I ^ HALP won't be a tennis bum" symphony. There is an outside chance, of Special Round-Trip C^-I-.-. \/«^!»l.S#^n course, that the United States team won't reach the finals of the Fares, for College on my Spring Vacatioo challenge round. Australia looks Students Only! going By Greyhound potentially dangerous in the FT. WAYNE $ 4.50 . . North American zone. Last year CINCINNATI .... 10.15 qnHERE are two big thrills m the Spring the far southerners went to the TOLEDO 5.25 ••• or Easter vacation ... one is the trip finals of that zone where Vines DETROIT 5.25 home — the other, appearing at your well- and Co. measured them. CLEVELAND .... 8.25 Pressed best whUe you're there! PITTSBURGH.... 11.25 This season and BUFFALO 12.75 Greyhound special round-trip rates for col- , seasoned Cup com­ ST. LOUIS 9.30 leges make both possible. Fares range from petitors from "Down Under," will be PHILADELPHIA 20.25 y^ ^^ ^ost of driving a private car, to about abetted by a 16 year old phenom, who, NEW YORK 21.75 j. ^ average rates of other public trans- wearing full length pants, and batting his shots with both hands, SlcMus:;;.;;"s ^^«^'^^"^»»^bes^wvei» nudged our friend H. Ellsworth out BOSTON.... 26.25 comfort. And how welcome those extra of the Australian championships this MILWAUKEE.... 6.40 doUars for Easter clothes and Easter fun! winter 6-2, 2-6, 8-6, 7-5. Campus Agent The two-fisted stripling is one UNIV. OF NOTRE DAME BOOK STORE Vivian McGrath. He slammed UNION BUS DEPOT the best service Vines could pro­ 133 S. Lafayette Blvd. Phone: 3-8283 duce to all points on the base line with his queer Ruthian grip and swing. Says Wilmer Allison of him: "I don't know who is go­ ing to beat him in a year or two." (TIME 2-6-33). March 2^, 1933 Twenty-seven

Sunday's Games Fail to Break Group I Tie; tage, and Lyons had things pretty much their own way once the third Off-Campus Wins Group II Cage Crown period began. Numerous times the Lyons for­ (Continued from Page 24) at that its best was not enough, and wards took the tip from Fry and it went down to defeat before Alum­ scored easily. The Morrissey guards ni by a score of 17-7. Walsh held a liave given them a chance in a play­ were playing too close and Fry was 4-3 lead for a brief spell at the be­ off game. tipping it over their heads, enabling ginning of the second period, but once In the interhall football competition the forwards to score without resist­ Alumni started functioning the senior yast year Freshman met Alumni with ance. hall did not have a chance. "the chance of forcing Alumni into a Morrissey held an 8-3 lead in the playoff contest if it gained the deci­ Alumni held a 3-2 advantage at the middle of the second period, and ap­ sion, a thing that it did not do. end of the first period, and Smith's peared to be on their way to victory, but baskets by Fry and Vairo, and a Last Sunday a victory over Off- basket at the opening of the second free throw by Olsen, evened the score Campus would have made it necessary period gave Walsh the lead. Pogue at the half. for both teams to meet again to de­ made good on a free throw to even Palmisani opened the scoring in the cide the champion of the league. the score and Holland's field goal sent third period to give Morrissey a lead, Freshman put up a good fight, in fact Alumni into a lead that it never re­ but a basket by Crosson, two free it gave Off-Campus all kinds of com­ linquished. throws by Vairo, a basket by Fry, petition but it finally lost 17-13. Holland tallied four points in the another by Vairo all came before The win for Off-Campus enabled it third period and Cole added two to Palmisani again registered for Mor­ to keep its record clean; at the same the Alumni total. Smith's field goal rissey. Crosson added another two- time making it the second year in was the only scoring that Walsh ac­ pointer for Lyons before the end of succession that they have been in the complished. the third period. finals. Last year they bowed to Dillon 28, Badin 18 Lyons increased their total to 26 in Lyons 22-18 in the finals. the fourth period while two pointers A remarkable third period when it Facing a defeat and with it the loss by Dwyer and Cushing, and a free added seven points to its total while of a chance to get into the playoffs throw by Yates was the extent of the holding Freshman scoreless was the Dillon opened up a scoring attack in Morrissey scoring. thing which saved Off-Campus. the fourth period after Badin had Vairo, with eleven points, was the literally run wild in the third canto Both teams played listless basket­ leading scorer for Lyons, while Shan- with a barrage of baskets from all ball throughout the first period. A ahan with three field goals led the angles, and hung up a 28-18 victory. basket by Page of Freshman and one Morrissey scorers. Weldon and Dwyer by rMarbaugh of Off-Campus was the Badin, the winner of but one game played nice floor games for Morrissey only scoring done in this time and all year, was not conceded a chance and Crosson and Fry were standouts left the teams even. Two field goals, of even giving Dillon any competition for Lyons. one by Cunha, and the other by and Dillon left the floor with a 17-9 Palmer, gave Off-Campus a momen­ lead at the half. Throughout most Corby 44, St. Edward's 12 tary lead, but at this juncture Art of the third period, however, it was Corby had little diflficulty in defeat­ Keams entered the game for Fresh­ all Badin. It scored seven points b"^- ing a makeshift St. Edward's team man and proceeded to tie up the ball fore Dillon could add any to its to­ by the score of 44 -12. game with two brilliant field goals as tal. Two baskets by Burchell, and Corby led 12-11 at the end of the the half ended with the score 6-6. two by Jahr all in rapid order left first period, 15-6 at the end of the Two free throws by Palmer, an­ the teams separated by a single second, and increased it to a 27-9 other by Vitt and baskets by Bachm point. Here a foul by O'Neil and a count at the end of the third period. and Cunha gave Off-Campus a de­ basket by Bott sent Dillon into a Matavovsky. Freeman, and Behr- cided advantage as the teams went three point lead at the end of the man scored 27 of their team's points into the final period. A free throw third period. between them. by Themes was matched by Vitt, A two-pointer by Begley was the and Marbaugh tallied a field goal only scoring done by Badin in the' LIGHTWEIGHTS which gave Off-Campus a 16-7 lead last period as Dillon did an about- Brownson 25, Howard 21 with six minutes of the game remain­ face and went on to victory, scoring ing. eight points, five of which were scored Led by Byron Shore, who scored 13 points through six field goals and a Keams added one point. Themes by Belden. free throw. Brownson defeated How­ sank a long one, and Krause regis­ Lyons 26, Morrissey 17 ard by a 25-21 score. tered a free throw to put Freshman With John Fry, rangy center of back in the game. Palmer converted It was a great game all the way. Lyons getting the tip-off consistently Brownson outscored Howard from the on a foul for Off-Campus and Themes to his forwards, Lyons had little kept up his good work for Freshman field 12 to 9. From the free throw trouble in defeating its arch rival, with a field goal. Freshman at­ line Howard was the most proficient Morrissey, by a 26-17 score. Both tempted vainly to score again, but the adding three points by this method teams wanted to win the game in a gun went off before it had a chance to the one that Brownson collected. big way as the winner was to meet to do anything. Brownson led 14-11 at the half Dillon to determine the champion of through the fine work of Shore. Alumni 17, Walsh 7 the league. Forastiere kept Howard in the game "Walsh put up a better battle than With Jim Sullivan and Don Felts •\iVith ten points resulting from five it did the previous week, but even away, Morrissey was at a disadvan­ (Continued on Page 30) A large packing case is exhibited on a raised plat­ form. A youns woman climbs into the box. 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INTERHALL BASKETBALL the half after both teams had battled Jaeger with six, led their respective ((Continued frwn Page 27) evenly throughout. Once the third teams in the scoring. period got under way Badin started St. Edward's 21, Corby 12 field goals. Esposito with six points functioning and coasted to an easy and Waters with five were the other win. Behind by an 8-3 score as the teams Howard scorers. Hauer with nine points was Badin's left the floor at the end of the first chief scorer; Conley with five led the half, St. Edward's suddenly came to Badin 17, Dillon 9 Dillon scorers. life to outscore Corby in the second Holding Dillon to two points half and win handily by 21-12 score. throughout the entire second half Morrissey 22, Lyons 12 Thus St. Ed's kept their record clean of defeat, and gained the right to while scoring ten themselves, Badin Morrissey defeated Lyons by a meet Carroll for the lightweight title. defeated Dillon by a score of 17-9 in score of 22-12, Sunday. Morrissey the final game of the year for both led 9-8 at the half and had an easy teams. time after the intermission. We are at the bottom — Secretary The .score was tied 7-7 at the end of Lannon with ' eight points, and of the Treasury William H. Woodin.

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GLEE CLUB CONCERT Irish Squash Racquets {Continued from Page 6) LYONS BEATS DILLON Squad Beats Purdue Again

(b) "In Old Nassau"—Mvrchison IN rUYOFF TUESDAY (c) "Czecho-Slovakian Dance SonR"—Arr. The Notre Dame squash racquets squad that defeated Purdue 4 to 1 by Krone. ' Nose Out Freshmen 17-16 For rV. Songs for Tenor Voice • two weeks ago on the local courts re­ (a) "Lover. Gome Back to Me"—Eomhcrt,- peated its victory at Lafayette last Championship of Group I. (b) "L'Amour Tojours L'Amour"—Frviil Mr. John Ryan Saturday by a closer margin when v. Part Song they beat the Boilermakers 3 to 2. Lyons hall under the guiding hand "The Mascot of the Troop"—Herbert Tom Moran of the Irish clinched of John Clark, barely nosed out Dil­ Intermission lon 17 to 16 for the championship of PART TWO the victory in the final match of the five singles encounters. Moran beat Group 1. This hectic battle was played I. Part Songs last Tuesday evening. If the game (a) "The Night March"—Kouiite Lawrence of Purdue three straight (b) "Mosquitoes"—Bliss games to break a two-all tie estab­ had lasted but a few minutes longer (c) "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the lished in the first four matches. Dillon might have easily been the vic­ Sea"—Arr. by Lake tor as they held the sophomore hall n. Songs For Baritone Voice Opening the activities, Don Dugan, scoreless during the entire fourth (a) "I Hear You Calling Me"—MarshaU No. 1, and Luce Daigenault, No. 4, (b) "Why Darkies Were Born"—Brown~ quarter. Henderson put the Irish out in front two to noth­ Mr. George Menard ing. Dugan whipped Selby three Lyons Lead 17-12 III. Part Songs straight games and Daigenault scored The score at the end of the third (a) "March of the Toys"—Herbert a close 3-2 triiumph over Shields. (b) "Why Don't You Try?"—Yon quarter was 17 to 12 in favor of Ly­ rV. Songs For Baritone Voice Williams and Broadbeck of Purdue ons, but before the play in the final (a) "Smilin' Through"—Penn evened the score in the second pair of stanza had progressed more than a (b) "Morning"—Speaks singles clashes, defeating O'Neil and few minutes, Bott had made two field Mr. S. Jerome Roach Brice of the Irish respectively. Wil­ V. Songs Of The Campus goals bringing Dillon within one point (a) "Hike, Notre Dame!"—Casasanta, liams won from O'Neil 3-2 and Broad- of Lyons. At this stage of the game (b) "Down the Line"—Casasanta beck measured Brice 3-0. the freshmen seemed to lose their (c) "When The Irish Backs Go Marching At that stage of the match, with By"—Rev. Eugene Biirke-Casasanta heads and threw many of their passes one scoring opportunity left, Moran out of bounds. (d) "Victory March"—Shea ran his three-game victory over Law­ rence for the team victory. Vairo, Fry Crossen, and Kinsella PADUCAH COMES TO OWN led Lyons assault at the basket, (Continued from Page 15) while Belden, O'Neil and NcNally LIBRARY GETS NEW BOOKS bore the brunt of Dillon's offensive (Continued from Page 11) and defensive attack. Lyons led 10 comes to pretty Women she (San to 6 at the end of the first half. Francisco) is the Paducah, Kentucky Dante and His Poetry—^by Mary B. The lineup and summary follows: of the Pacific slope." Whiting; and The Journal of Arnold Paducah, in, old Show Boat days, LYONS (17) FG FT PF Bennett—by Arnold Bennett. Vairo .. 1 o 0 was a favorite stopping place of those Science: Scientific Method—^by Tru­ Olson _ 0 0 0 picturesque troupers, and of-, them we 9 0 man Lee Kelley. Fry 0 hope to write in another feature. Crossen 1 3 1 Heinle 0 3 Editor's Note: Have these toivns a Medicine and Psychiatry :!r/ie Fim- 1 damentals of Good Medical Care—by Kelleher 0 0 1 history? Teaneck, Neio Jersey; Locust Kinsella 1 0 0 Gap, Pennsylvania; Mt. 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ECONOMIC CONFERENCE ALVIN CROWDER was the only (Continued from Page 12) pitcher in On Down The Line 1932 who neither hit a batsman nor :By Fred MacBetIi= delivered a wild pitch ... a hurling that economic students from Notre team from COUNTY TIPPERARY Dame be sent to the various towns was once a CATCH­ (IRELAND) may visit this country and cities in the Fort Wayne diocese ER at ST. MARY'S INDUSTRIAL NEXT FALL . . . hurling is one of to address the Catholic people on the SCHOOL (near BALTIMORE) . . . the roughest games in the world . . . subject of labor and wages. No he branched out and began to hire the IRISH are its outstanding ex­ definite action was taken at the time himself to outside teams for a dollar ponents ... in the future, tennis on the question, but it is expected a game . . . now he receives the players at PASADENA (Calif.) who that further developments will take highest salary paid any player in want to play at night on illuminated place. baseball . . . WILL ROGERS, who has courts will have to drop a quarter Reverend William A. Bolger, C.S.C, had a two-goal rating in the polo into the special electric meters that St. Thomas College; Leo F. Keller, handicaps, has been placed in the no- are installed on each court . . . every Detroit, Mich.; W. J. Lynch, Chicago, goal class . . . his son JAMES, one year HARRY WILLS, one-time heavy­ 111.; Reverend R. A. McGowan, Wash­ of the outstanding players on the weight "black menace," finds it nec­ ington, D. C; Doctor J. E. Hagerty, west coast, has been moved from a essary to take off 60 pounds of weight Ohio State; the Very Reverend J. W. zero rating to a one-goal handicap. ... he accomplishes it by starving R. Mcguire, C.SXi., St. Viator's Col­ . . . ANDY HIGH (Cincinnati Reds), himself completely for one month. lege, and other prominent economists one of the smallest men in baseball, attended the conference. spent the past winter as sports an­ nouncer for a ST. LOUIS radio sta­ MONOGRAM SHOW tion. (Continued from Page 13) GOLD STANDARD (Continued from Page 16) 7. DANCE NUMBER (In Holland) PRINCETON suffered a loss of Dancers: Mike Koken, George Kozak, cient bullion for the redemption of $98,952 on athletics last year . . • Norbert Christman, Dominic Vairo, Frank LaBorne, Clyde Roberts, Joe their paper money. Too, a more ex­ three times as much as the previous tensive use of the Bank for Interna­ Young, John Baldwin, Joe O'Neill, year . . . SAM RICE, WASHINGTON Frank Palmasani, James McGrath, Steve tional Settlements, originally estab­ baseball star, has just signed his 19th Banas, and Vincent Murphy. lished to facilitate payment of the contract to play with the SENATORS 8. DANCE (Broadway number) war debts, would logically follow. ... he is the only player who has Dances: Same as above. There a relatively small amount of been with the team every year since 9. DANCE NUMBER (The Marilyn Waltz) gold, through the simple process of it was managed by CLARK GRIF­ Cast: Same as above. changing credit balances from one 10. DANCE NUMBER (Apache Dance) FITH . . . two hockey players were Cast: Ed Krause and Laurie Vejar. nation to another, could be made to summoned to appear at court in ED­ care for the settlement of interna­ MONTON, (Canada) .. . they started The men who are participating in the 1933 tional obligations, freeing a large production are: Vairo, Devore, Rascher, Roach. a fight in the CALGARY-EDMON­ Pfefferle, Krause, Greeney, Pivarnik, Schiralli, share of the w^orld's present supply TON game (Western Canada League) Robinson, Gorman, Alexandei*. Harris, Jask- for currency reserves. which ended in a public riot . . . the which, Banas, Leonard, Koken. Lukats, McGuff, Brancheau, Tobin. Kozak, Ledding, These remedies have been presented ENGLISH PEER, LORD LONS­ Voegele, Jordan, Baldwin, Crowe, Alberts, sketchily, even vaguely, yet they do DALE, under an assumed name, once Newbold, Keating. Edwards, Troy, Shields, indicate, in a general way at least, met and defeated JOHN L. SULLI­ Murphy, Bowers, Roberts, Fagen, Dilling, that our gold standard, till recently VAN in five rounds. O'Keefe, Kane, Purcell. McGrath, Cummins and Mannix. so satisfactory but now presenting dangerous difficulties, need not be • abolished, (rold as a standard, subject Catholic Prep Teams Stop to modifications, still has an import­ BILL DOUGHERTY, youngest sur­ On Way To Tournament ant place in the world's monetary vivor of the LUSITANIA DISAS­ system—^probably because it still is a TER, will make a try for the CO­ Two Catholic high school basketball better standard of value thany any LUMBIA FOOTBALL TEAM next teams, representing Our Lady of Vic­ other commodity now kno^vn. year . . . DOUGHERTY (of NUT- LEY, N. J.) was only two months old tory high school of Lackawanna, N. when his mother carried him into the Y., and St. Mary's high school, Niag­ Capital Trip Open to All last lifeboat to leave the ship. . . . ara Falls, N. Y., spent a short time BEER will never be served to fans at on the campus Tuesday while on their If there is any misunderstanding GRIFFITH STADIUM (home of the way to the national Catholic high concerning those eligible for the trip WASHINGTON SENATORS) ... an school basketball tournament now to Washington, D. C. on April 23rd old ordinance in the DISTRICT OF under way at Loyola university, Chi­ it is hoped that this will clarify mat­ COLUMBIA forbids the sale of beer cago. ters. 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