^r^ THE DAME $3.00 THE YEAR MARCH 24 15 CrS. A COPY 1933 Yoo-Hoo! OGi-r-rls! . Don't you think humor is just ducky? . Don't you just love satire? Well, you ought to see the GIRLS' NUMBER of the JUGGLER! I mean it is just the cutest thing . The swankiest sketches by Becvar, Doyle, Prezebel, Singson . Gags and humor by Degnan, Dreux, Doyle. But most of it by us Girls: Evelyn and Audrey and Carlotta . All For a Quarter O. A. CLARK'S SOUTH SHORE LINE RESTAURANT Bargain Excursion Sundayl ROUND TRIP 104-106 North Michisan Street $ 2 South Bend to South Bend's Oldest and Most Reliable Eating House CHICAGO One day rate good going on trains leaving South Bend at 6, 6:50, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 a. m. and 12 noon. Tickets good returning any time up to 11:45 p. m. the same day. Caterins to Week-end Rate NOTRE DAME MEN $^5.40 ROUND TRIP (or over thirty years South Bend to 3 CfflCAGO Rate good going Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Good returning any time up to 11:45 p. m. Monday Complete Dinner 35c to 50c night. See James MeGrath, No. 1 Morrissey HaU for For a Real Man's Meal Complete Jnformatum. Drop in Any Time. EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR March 24, 1933 One The Premier Presentation 0/ (( THE LINNETS" m ^a gab on y^ A Musical Play in One Act directed by REV. CHARLES A. McALLISTER, C. S. C. PROFESSOR JOSEPH J. CASASANTA with JOHN RYAN as "Crown Prince Adolph" JERRY ROACH as "Ballikook" the Chef singing— singing— "The World Has No Use For a King" "Apple Pie" "If Ev'ry Man Were a Prince" "Ding Dong Wedding Chorus" Wednesday - Thursday - Friday, March 29-30-31 Curtain 8:15 sharp Admission 25 cents Tivo The Scholastic NOTRE DAME'S CALVARY ^ vV ¥?^ii .tot. .-lu^v 1^' r~ 'And it was the third hour, and they crucified Him..." —St. Mark^ XV:25. March 2U, 1933 Three THE SCHOLASTIC U pub­ Entered as seeond-dass lished weck'y at the Univera- matter at Notre Dame, In­ tty of Notrt Dame. Manu­ The Notre Dame Scholastic diana. Acceptance for mail­ scripts mav he addressed to ing at special rate of postage. THE SCHOLASTIC. Piibli- Disce Qtmsi Semper Victunis' Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus Section 1103. October 3.1917, , cations Office, Main BuOding. FOUNDED 1865 authorized June 23, 1918. EDMUND A. STEPHAN Editor-in-Chief JAMES S. KEABNS Managing Editor AssoeicUe Editws Desk Editors Features Staff F. GRANGER WEIL WALTER JOHNSON ^^I^J^^^?^^^^^ ^^^^ CONLEY LO^IS HRUBY EDWARD J. O'BRIEN ROY SCHOLZ ROBERT DILLON LLOYD TESKE LESLIE RADDATZ WILLIAM KENNEDY BRYAN DEGNAN i,rrTTTAi.» T^T>T:.TTV Department Editors •WILLIAM DREUX ,j,^^^^ WOODS The Week ^^^ DOYLE LOUIS GIRAGI ROGER BEIRNE Theatre Talk JOHN D. PORTERFIELD GEORGE LEYES ""*"" ^'"^ ^°^T.'''^°'''^'^ """'"" ''"^"^^ JAMES FITZPATRICK MITCHELL TA CKLEY News Editor RICHARD PREZEBEL Staff Artist JAMES BYRNE Assistant News Editor Business Staff THOMAS PROCTOR...Assistant 2Veics Editor Sports Stoff EDWARD MANSFIELD RICHARD TOBIN FRED MACBETH ALBERT L. McGUFF "^°^^ ^- STOECKLEY....Graduate Manager JOSEPH BUGCI ROBERT ERVIN JAMES F. McKEON NICHOLAS CONNOR J- ALBERT SMITH Advertising Manager FRANK KELLY MICHAEL WIEDL JOHN CARBINE HOWARD WALDRON RAYMOND J. NABER...Circufatibn ManoflBr JAMES A. HART JOHN WALKER EDWARD VAN HUISSELING HARRY MCGOWAN JOSEPH SIMON VOLUME LXVI. MARCH 24, 1933 No. 21 SUMMARIES COMING EVENTS NEWS FRIDAY, March 24.—SCHOLASTIC Staff meeting. Editorial Board, 6:30 p. m.. Editorial Offices, Ave Maria Build­ Norb Christman Chosen Chairman of Lawyers' Ball 5 ing; news, sports, and features staffs, 7:00 p. m.; Sym­ Laetare Medal to be Awarded Sunday 5 phony Orchestra rehearsal, 6:30 p. m., in Music Hall. "The Vagabonds" will open in Washington Hall Wed­ nesday Evening .' 6 SATURDAY, March 25.—Butler Relays at Indianapolis; Glee Club to give Concert Sunday Evening 6 Varsity vs. Butler, University of Michigan, Michigan Thomas M. McLaughlin Selected as Chairman for State College, and the University of Pittsburgh; Movie: Senior Ball 7 Washington Hall, 6:35 and 8:15 p. m. March "Lawyer" will be out Next Week 8 SUNDAY, March 26.—Masses: 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 "Where There's Women, There's Trouble" Makes Hit......l2 a. m.. Sacred Heart Church; Glee Club Concert, 8:00 "The Monogram High Jinks" Cast Announced 13 p. m., Washington Hall. FEATURES MONDAY, March 27.—Buffalo Club meeting in the Law Building, 6: 30 p. m.; Knights of Columbus meeting in Robert Monahan this week's "Man About Campus" 8 K. of G. Council rooms, Walsh Hall, 8:00 p. m.; M. E. "Voice of the Campus" 9 Bamhill to address the Commerce Forum in the audi­ Paul Doyle Reviews "News of the Week" 11 torium of the Law Building, 8:00 p. m.; Symphony Or­ History and Significance of Laetare Medal 15 chestra rehearsal, 6:30 p. m. in Music Hall; Wrangler "I'm From Paducah" 1., 14 meeting, Law Building, at 6:30 p. m. Walter Johnson Presents Currency Problem 16 Owen D. Y'oung's Predictions borne out in Roosevelt's TUESDAY, March 28.—Meeting of the Foreign Commerce . Actions — 17 Club in North room of the Library, 7:30 p. m.; Econom­ ics Seminar, 6:30 p. m.. Law Building; Captain Cornish SPORTS to lecture to Engineers' Club on "Aviation" in Engi­ Irish to run in Butler Relays tomorrow; Murphy faces neering Building, at 7:45 p. m.; International Relation big test 20 Club Lecture, South Library Room, at 8:00 p. m. Fifteen game baseball schedule announced; candidates continue indoor workouts awaiting good weather to WEDNESDAY, March 29.—Premier Presentation of "The move outdoors 22 Linnets" in "The Vagabonds," Washington Hall, 8:15 Scrimmage Features Spring Football; Anderson shifts p. m. a number of veterans 23 Ed Krause, for two seasons high point scorer, elected THURSDAY, March 30.—"The Linnets" in "The Vaga­ captain of '33-'34 basketball team 23 bonds," Washington Hall, 8:15 p. m.; Professor Paul J. Introducing Jim McGrath 24 Menge to address Boy Guidance Department in Engi­ Notre Dame squash racquet's team scores second victory neering auditorium, 8:00 p. m.; Spectators, Law Build­ over Purdue 31 ing, at 8:00 p. m. Four The Scholastic By Tighe Woods w all the Italian club notices they can find. It is not E were afraid to open the papers last the poor taste thus displayed that hurts, but the Friday for fear we would see where some college wasted effort. Just think, fellows, the Juggler, professor, eminent scientist in the field of etc., month after month, tearfully pleads for humorous etc., had proved that St. Patrick couldn't have contributions! And still those gems of wit are driven the snakes out of Ireland on account of the bared for all to see, gratis. No, don't go pulling topography of the land, or the specific content of that one about art for art's sake! red Clay in County Kerry, but our fears were groundless. St. Patrick still reigns in all his glory, and the shamrock is still exemp from the tariff. The joy-killers are slipping. They took the discovery of America away from Columbus and gave it to a Swede by the name of Ericson, M and we thought surely Saint Patrick would be the ORE students would appreciate symphony next to go, but we guess there are too many of the music if they knew the stories behind the differ­ old clans that are still proud of the "0" in front ent compositions. A beautiful little story is un­ of their names to stand for that. folded in the composition, "In a Persian Market," one of the selections played by the University Symphony orchestra Thursday night. It is the story of a busy oriental marketplace. A little princess with her retinue comes there to shop. T One can easily distinguish the hoof beats of the 1^ HE reception of the student body to "Where approaching camels and the plaintive cries of the There's Women, There's Trouble" proved definite­ beggars as the princess scatters largesse. The ly that Notre Dame men can write plays as well tempo of the music changes as the royal party as produce them. This play, WTitten by Charles visits the different stalls, and then once more the Patrick O'Malley, has been accepted by a Broad­ way producer and has been returned to the author audience is able to distinguish the cries of the for a few technical corrections. If the play beggars and the hoof beats of the laden camels pleased a campus audience O'Malley should have as the party leaves the village and disappears in­ no fears of its succeeding on Broadway. Ask any to the desert. old trouper to name the most difficult audience in the country. Seven times out of ten he will name some university town. And don't think that the students feel in a charitable mood, just because X^ EXT week marks the second anniversary their fellow students are the actors! of the death of Knute Rockne. Only the two up­ per classes saw him as he strode about the cam­ pus, but he is just as well known to the freshmen and sophomore. His stories are still echoed in the halls, and the trees around St. Edward's field T still whisper his colorful metaphors as another X HERE is a cute little practice growing on Fighting Irish team rounds into shape. He went the campus that has caused more trouble than any at the peak of his career, but the lessons he taught other kiddie trick of the perpetual freshman.