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' nivrr* \\ "i,V "H rjr, . iqcs A|)n 1 do not deal well with people who just want to be average. I enjoy success, and I will work 24-hours a day until we see that success happen with this basketball program,* — Travis Ford Eastern names men's basketball coach

Bv JEHBIY STEVENSON Ford has plenty to be anxious said Ford was "one of the best how many games his team will win or Sports editor about. He inherits a team that fin- shooters I've ever witnessed." In his lose, but he did make one promise. ished last in the OVC for the sec- junior season. Ford led UK to the After test driving possible coach- "I promise you all will see a team ond year in a row. Final Four and he was named MVP on the court that will show energy, es for two weeks, Eastern decided Ford is not used to losing. He has of the Southeast Regional. That sea- that will show excitement, that will on a Ford. been a winner at every phase of bas- son also saw Ford become the first make you excited. A team that will Thirty-year-old Madisonville ketball, from player to coach. As a player in UK history to make more work hard every time they step on native Travis Ford has been named player at North Hopkins High than 100 three pointers. the court and most importantly a head men's basketball coach. Ford School, Ford guided his team to Ford won gold at the 1990 U.S. team that will improve every single comes to Eastern after spending three state tournament appearances Olympic Festival and in 1993 he day, every single game," Ford said. three successful seasons as the head and was named to the All-State team. won gold in the World University Ford said he believes it will take coach at Campbellsville University, For his four-year high school career, Games. Ford was also an Academic a community effort to put the pro- taking this year's team to the N AlA Ford averaged 31.7 points per game A1I-SEC team member three times. gram back on track quickly. tournament for only the second time and was named the Western "I do not deal well with losing. "It's got to start with community in Campbellsville's history. He was Kentucky Player of the Year twice. I'm probably the most competitive support." Ford said. "You will enjoy hired with a salary of $80,000, After high school. Ford chose person you will be around," Ford watching these guys, and you will according to the athletic department. the University of Missouri. Ford said. "I do not deal well with people want to be part of this." "I'm very anxious to get started," spent one season at Missouri before who just want to be average. I enjoy As for the style of play Eastern Ford said. "Eastern Kentucky men's transferring to the University of success, and I will work 24-hours a players and fans can expect. Ford Corey Wilson/Progress basketball can be great and that's Kentucky. day until we see that success hap- made a comparison. Travis Ford sits with his wife Heather and their son Brooks during where we want to go, and we want While at UK, Ford was a crowd pen with this basketball program." the news conference announcing him the new basketball coach. to get there quickly." favorite. Former coach Rick Pitino Ford said he could not guarantee See Ford, A6 ►Student Government elections Voting goes back to one day in length Change ruled good idea, but unconstitutional

Bv SHA PHILLIPS looked at it they said the change should Assistant news editor have gone into the constitution changes, which took place in January. The Student Government Association "We must have spent 45 minutes on will not extend voting to three days it," Myers said. because it is a violation of the constitu- Kacey Coleman. university counsel, tion. said on-line voting for three days would At the Council on Student Affairs bring more opportunities for students to meeting last Thursday, Tom Myers, vote. vice-president of student affairs, said The Student Government bylaws cur- the council decided three days for vot- rently are set for one day. Until it is ing has potential, but the constitution amended we can only do it for one day," says only one day can be used for vot- Coleman said. ing. Nick Bertram, an SGA senator, said The constitution says, "Spring semes- on-line and manual voting will occur on ter elections shall be held on Tuesday of one day simultaneously. the third week prior to the final examina- "Our original intent was to increase tion period." voter turn out, and with onjline voting for The SGA brought a proposal to the one day we can accomplish that," meeting on extending the voting time. Bertram said. However, Myers said when the council Two pairs vying for SGA's top positions All candidates have years of senate experience

BY JENNIFER ROGERS Photos by Corey Wilson/Progress News writer Horde* of fans sing along as Indigo Girls Emily Saliers and Amy Ray perform at Alumni Coliseum Friday night A brand new face will hold the office of SGA president next fall. The two presidential candidates, About 1,200 attended play, the crowd sang along, dancing, Ritchie Rednour and Mary McGregor, swaying as though ihey were in some are current senators and committee type of trance. Friday's concert Some felt the attendance was sad, chairs. "No one appreciates what they Ritchie Rednour, chair of the student BY SAM GBH got," Lisa Edwards. 19, undeclared rights committee, said he became inter- Contributing writer ested in the office of president because of major, said. They missed out." his interest in politics. Last Friday night in alumni Over the course of the night the Indigo Girls played a variety of their Luke Ramsay/Progress "Politics is a passion for me," Rednour coliseum, an ocean of peo- said. This isn't a resume builder for me." ple stood rolling against the music. It was very laid back, but pas- Mary McGregor is running for president Rednour says his experience in stu- makeshift stage on one end sionate at the same time. with Barry Lee as vice president. dent senate will set him apart from the of the basketball court. The Throughout the concert, fans made audience waiting patiently for one various pleas for their favorite song. other candidate. A fan claps during the performance "In my opinion, 1 have experience in thing, the Indigo Girls. One girl was hoping for more of government," Rednour said. "It makes Some of the fans came a long way their popular songs. to the concert even though it wasn't The only thing on the stage was a "Ihey are awesome," Nancy me feel good to be in senate." black box made into a table, the top Rednour added the recognition for try- their first time seeing Indigo Girls. Sewell, 20, dietetics major, said, "but "This was my fifth time since filled with bottles of water and a cof- 1 wish they would play more of their ing to improve campus is a driving force fee thermos. for him. He also wants to address the July." Susan Lloyd of Paducah said. popular stuff." The lower tier of the arena and floor The crowd in front of the stage senate's reputation. They've always topped themselves." African tribal music played over were filled with generations of fans. grew as. the night went on. "I think (the events this semester) When the lights began to dim the Some people not on shoulders. have taken away from our legitimacy." the 14 large speakers during the intermission from the opening act Indigo Girls entered, and the crowd Everyone seemed moved by the music. Rednour said. "We want to get back to went crazy. The concert ended with a standing business." "Ms. Funk." Speakers lined each side of the The screaming was almost deafen- ovation. Which brought an encore of Rednour's campaign slogan is "R2K," ing, as though it was one single voice ••Galileo." partially because people are familiar with stage. To the left of the stage a variety of praise coming from the crowd. The Indigo Girls proved once Luke Ramsay/Progress the phrase. of 15 acoustic guitars sat against a long When the Indigo Girls began to again why they remain so popular. "All I've heard about for three years is black guitar stand ready to be played. Ritchie Rednour is running for president with Jessica Humphrey as vice president. See Candidates, A6 No substance to Pace's investigation claims

BY JAMIE VINSON tee on committee's chair, would be McCormick also said Pace did SGA's interim adviser, was also one News editor removed from her position as office not have the authority to remove of the parties Pace claimed was manager. McGregor from her position. investigating the office. Thompson Student Government Association However, Claudia McCormick. "After speaking to Dr. did not return messages left by the President Chris Pace announced coordinator for student employ- Thompson, we have both reached Progress. unfounded allegations of miscon- ment and one of the people Pace the conclusion that Chris Pace did McCormick said she and duct against the SGA office and one said was conducting the investiga- not have the authority to fire or Thompson were both very pleased of his fellow cabinet members at tion, said there was no investigation remove anyone from a paid posi- with the work the office has been Tuesday's meeting, according to at all. tion, " McCormick said. "Any evalu- doing. university administrators. "People who brought up those ation that needs to be done McCormick did send a memo Pace told the senate that the issues are under false conceptions," Thompson, as the adviser, would last semester, dated November 12, SGA office is under investigation McCormick said. "There is no have that responsibility." and that Mary McGregor, commit- investigation." Aaron Thompson, who is the See Office, A6 ' Aloha boys and girls Lil' brothers X^ Thei ne Easterneastern and sisters over- ran the campus this weekend in RHA's annual UP Kid week- end/Bl Progresswww.progress.eku.edu week

Hichmoiui Ky Student publication ot Eastern Krniu •l-.ity sun c 1 •),>? Vol 'fl.No 7b IKp.icjfS April 6 2000 7 do not deal well with people who just want to be average. I enjoy success, and I will work 24-hours a day until we see that success happen with this basketball program" — Travis Ford Eastern names men's basketball coach

BY JEREMY STEVENSON Ford has plenty to be anxious said Ford was "one of the best how many games his team will win or Sports editor about. He inherits a team that fin- shooters I've ever witnessed." In his lose, but he did make one promise. ished last in the OVC for the sec- junior season. Ford led UK to the "I promise you all will see a team After test driving possible coach- ond year in a row. Final Four and he was named MVP on the court that will show energy, es for two weeks. Eastern decided Ford is not used to losing. He has of the Southeast Regional. That sea that will show excitement, that will on a Ford. been a winner at every phase of bas- son also saw Ford become the lirst make you excited. A team that will Thirty-year-old Madisonville ketball, from player to coach. As a player in UK history to make more work hard every time they step on native Travis Ford has been named player at North Hopkins High than UK) three pointers the court and most importantly a head men*s basketball coach. Ford School. Ford guided his team to Ford won gold at the 1990 IS team that will improve even, single comes to Eastern after spending three state tournament appearances Olympic Festival and in 1993 he day, every single game." lord said. three successful seasons as the head and was named to the All-State team. won gold in the World University Ford said he believes it will take coach at Campbellsville University, For his four-year high school career, (tames. Ford was also an Academic a community effort to put the pro taking this year's team to the NAIA Ford averaged 31.7 points per game All-SEC team member three times. gram back on track quickly. tournament for only the second time and was named the Western "I do not deal well with losing. "It's got to start with community in Campbellsville's history. He was Kentucky Player of the Year twice. I'm probably the most competitive support," Ford said. "You will enjoy hired with a salary of $80,000. After high school. Ford chose person you will be around." Ford watching these guys, and you will according to the athletic department. the University of Missouri. Ford said. "1 do not deal well with people want to be part of this." "I'm very anxious to get started," spent one season at Missouri before who just want to be average. I enjoy As for the style of play Eastern Ford said. "Eastern Kentucky men's transferring to the University of success, and I will work 24-hours a players and fans can expect. Ford Corey Wilson/Progress basketball can be great and that's Kentucky. day until we see that success hap- made a comparison. pen with this basketball program." Travis Ford sits with his wife Heather and their son Brooks during where we want to go, and we want While at UK. Ford was a crowd Ford said he could not guarantee See Ford, A6 the news conference announcing him the new basketball coach. to get there quickly." favorite. Former coach Rick Pitino ► Student Government election* Voting goes back to one day in length Change ruled good idea, but unconstitutional

BY SHA PHILLIPS looked at it they said the change should Assistant news editor have gone into the constitution changes, which took place in January. The Student Government Association "We must have spent 45 minutes on will not extend voting to three days it," Myers said. because it is a violation of the constitu- Kacey Coleman. university counsel, tion. said on-line voting for three days would At the Council on Student Affairs bring more opportunities for students to meeting last Thursday. Tom Myers, vote. vice-president of student affairs, said "The Student Government bylaws cur- the council decided three days for vot- rently are set for one day. Until it is ing has potential, but the constitution amended we can only do 't for one day," says only one day can be used for vot- Coleman said. ing. Nick Bertram, an SGA senator, said The constitution says, "Spring semes- on-line and manual voting will occur on ter elections shall be held on Tuesday of one day simultaneously. the third week prior to the final examina- "Our original intent was to increase tion period." voter turn out, and with on-line voting for The SGA brought a proposal to the one day we can accomplish that," meeting on extending the voting time. Bertram said. However. Myers said when the council Two pairs vying for SGA's top positions All candidates have years of senate experience

BY JENNIFER ROGERS Photos by Corey Wilson/Progress News writer Hordes of fans sing along as Indigo Girls Emily Saliers and Amy Ray perform at Alumni Coliseum Friday night A brand new face will hold the office of SGA president next fall. play, the crowd sang along, dancing, The two presidential candidates, About 1,200 attended swaying as though they were in some Ritchie Rednour and Mary McGregor, type of trance. are current senators and committee Friday's concert Some fell the attendance was sad. chairs. "No one appreciates what they Ritchie Rednour, chair of the student BY SAM GISH got." Lisa Edwards, 19, undeclared rights committee, said he became inter- Contributing writer major, said They missed out." ested in the office of president because of Over the course of the night the his interest in politics. Last Friday night in alumni Indigo Girls played a variety of their Luke Ramsay/Progress "Politics is a passion for me." Rednour coliseum, an ocean of peo- music. It was very laid back, but pas said. "This isn't a resume builder for me." ple Stood rolling against the sionate at the same time. Mary McGregor is running for president Rednour says his experience in stu- makeshift stage on one end 'throughout the concert, fans made with Barry Lee as vice president. dent senate will set him apart from the of the basketball court. The various pleas lor their favorite song. other candidate. audience waiting patiently for one A fan claps during the performance One girl was hoping for more ol "In my opinion. I have experience in thing, the Indigo Girls. their popular songs. government," Rednour said. "It makes Some of the fans came a long way The only thing on the stage was a " rhe> ai •■ awesome," Nancy me feel good to be in senate." to the concert even though it wasn't black box made Into a table, the top Sewell, -0. dietetics major, said, "bul Rednour added the recognition for try- their first time seeing Indigo Girls. filled with bottles of water and a col- I wish they » iuld play more ol their ing to improve campus is a driving force "This was my fifth time since fee thermos. populai stufl for him. He also wants to address the July," Susan IJoyd of Paducah said The lower tier of the arena and floor The crowd in front ol the stage senate's reputation. "They've always topped themselves." were Idled with generations of fans grew as the nighl went on. "I think (the events this semester) African tribal music played over When the lights began to dim the Some people got on shouldei - have taken away from our legitimacy," the 14 large speakers during the Indigo Girls entered, and the crowd Everyone seemed moved l>\ the musk Rednour said. "We want to get back to intermission from the opening act went crazy. The concert ended with a standing business." "Ms. Funk." The screaming was almost deafen- ovation Which brought an encore ol Rednour's campaign slogan is "R2K," Speakers lined each side of the ing, as though it was one single voice "Galileu " partially because people are familiar with stage. To the left of the stage a variety of praise coining from the crowd. The Indigo Girls proved once Luke Ramsay/Progress the phrase. of 15 acoustic guitars sat against a long When the Indigo Girls began to again why they remain so popular "All I've heard about for three years is black guitar stand ready to be played. Ritchie Rednour is running for president with Jessica Humphrey as vice president. See Candidates, A6

► Inside ►Weather No substance to Pace's investigation claims Ad Index B1 TOOAV si ,.\'s interim adviser, was also one Accent B1 Hi: 68 BY JAMIE VINSON tee on committee's chair, would be McCormick also said Pace did removed from her position as office not have the authority to remove of the parties Pace claimed was Classifieds A4 I,)W 1,s . News editor investigating the office. Thompson ._ _ C onditioiis: mt manager. McGregor from her position. Perspective . . A2. 3 ,,„.,,, J^ Student Government Association However, Claudia McCormick, "After speaking to Dr. did not return messages left by the l|(ll| President Chris Pace announced coordinator for student employ Thompson, we have both reached Progress Police Beat A4 ^ ?2 ,S0|aIed thunderstorms unfounded allegations of miscon- ment and one of the people Pace the conclusion that Chris Pace did McCormick said she and Spots C1-5 (AT:'53. Mostly cloudy duct against the SGA office and one said was conducting the investiga- not have the authority to fire or Thompson were both very pleased What's On Tap B2 SUN: 59, Partly cloudy of his fellow cabinet members at tion, said there was no investigation remove anyone from a paid posi- with the work the office has been Tuesday's meeting, according to at all. tion. " McCormick said. "Any evalu- doing. ► Reminder university administrators. "People who brought up those ation that needs to be done McCormick did send a memo Pace told the senate thai the issues are under false conceptions." Thompson, as the adviser, would last semester, dated November 12. Central Kentucky began using its new area code. 859. last SGA office is under investigation McCormick said. "There is no have that responsibility." weekend. Both 859 and 606 can be used until Oct. 1 and that Mary McGregor, commit- investigation." Aaron Thompson, who is the See Office. A6 > I « Perspective

A2 Thursday. April 6. 2000 The Eastern Jsjrinti Felduunn, editor We're reorganized, but where's the money? to teaching. If they did go back to make it impossible for the univer- to save Eastern money, but now we No savings recognized one year later teaching, the university would use sity to save the money it had are paying more than before. It's been one year since and the faculty initiative for a a step down procedure to decide planned. So the money that was going to President Robert Kustra Center for Excellence in Teaching what their new salaries would be. That's not to say these former be used to help make Eastern announced the reorganization and Learning. But every single one of those administrators don't deserve the more hospitable to its students of the university, which consoli- Where is that money now? administrators involved received salaries they are being paid, but if and improve the quality of educa- dated the number of colleges Kustra said the $500,000 sav- a step up in pay when they the university never saved this tion here is going to pay higher from nine to five and left several ings would come from trimming returned to the classroom. This money, why did it go through the salaries for its former administra- administrators without positions. back an administrative staff that year Eastern is paying each of reorganization at all? tors. The move, he said, would save had grown fat over the years. But these administrators more than Trying to save Eastern money is The idea was to put students Eastern about $500,000 over time. the school wasn't just discarding they were paid last year. On aver- a good idea, especially if the sav- first, but that didn't happen and The money would go to the fresh- these employees. The administra- age that is about a $7,000 increase ings are passed on to students. The now the students are the ones man year experience, retention tors had die option of going back per person. Those increases purpose of the reorganization was holding the loosing hand.

► Campus Comments THE ISSUE Both Residence Hall Association and Student Government Association arc preparing (or elections to determine their new leaders. Devin Klarer. assis- tant sports editor, asked several students around campus if they planned to vote and why.

No, I never even know who the president is. I don't know where to vote, when to vote or Hometown: who to vote for. Monticello Major: Art Year: Senior

The only reason I would vote is to make the campus wet. The student gov- Hometown: ernment doesn't have Frankfort Major: Music mer- any real power anyway. chandising Year: Sophomore

Allison Craig/Progress I plan to vote because I'm running for student senate, but I also want to Passing the bucks choose the best leaders Hometown: Lexington so the students can be Major Political well represented. The fate of Pace's scholarship has been tossed around like a hot potato science/ sociology Year: Freshman Since Student Government Association gation by the Progress, found Pace did responsibility. President Chris Pace received his not meet the requirements to hold the Then comes the university attorney, who more than $3,000 scholarship for office. Pace's infamous scholarship was completed L»e investigation. She passed the being elected into the position, the scholar- once again taken away. buck to the financial aid office, who deter- ship has been a hot topic. The scholarship So whose responsibility is it to take mined Pace would repay the money. has also been passed around more times away the scholarship? Answer: no one is The next, probably most important ques- than the ball in the game Hot Potato. really sure. tion, is why didn't anybody know who's A week after he was elected, the stu- Johnson still believes it was the court's responsibility it was to take away or give If I had more information dent court under former Chief Justice responsibility. The court is charged with back the scholarship? This is the most dis- I would vote, but I don't Sally Johnson censured Pace and took the duty of interpreting the SGA constitu- turbing question because it shows how lit- know anything about the scholarship away. tion. All decisions of the court are also tle everyone knows about the situation. the candidates. Around October last fall. President supposed to be final. At least this year the SGA has made Robert Kustra decided the student court When Kustra gave the scholarship back, sure the question won't come up again. Hometown: was wrong to take away the scholarship. he believed it was his decision, but now Last week, the SGA laid out in its election Harrodsburg Kustra secretly gave the scholarship back. says it is the office of financial aid's call. rules that the student court will have the Major: Elementary That was fine until this semester when an education At the same time, Jim Gilbert, chair of final say in such matters. It kind of makes Year Freshman investigation by the university attorney's the Board of Regents, said to the best of you wonder if they had that power all office, which as prompted by an investi- his knowledge that it was the Board's along, doesn't it?

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We dashed across rolling fields of Eight years had passed and the their living off the water. This place All natural areas don't need to be developed grass thick with bushes and tall, charming small town which had nur- has changed." leafy trees beneath clear blue skies, tured me. filled me with hope, and A few days later as I drove out of Two weeks before Spring Break, During the long drive to my home my face gently kissed by a spring saw me off into the world no longer Maine, my girlfriend pointed to a my 'in-box' delivered to me an in Maryland, I considered all of the breeze. Suddenly a car's blaring horn exists. The charm is gone, the nurtur- small sign by the roadside which pro- e-mail from a long lost friend. things which had changed over the awoke me to this new, sad reality: ing spirit has faded away. We no claimed. "Purchased to Protect From Reading the letter time after time, a course of those eight years. Because my former backyard was now a strip longer recognize each other. Future Development... FOREVER!" wide sentimental smile of apprecia- I've lost contact with my short list of mall. A few days later Spring Break led me As I made my way back to Kentucky. tion covered my face. friends I had no true gauge, until I Moving north through the county, to Maine. I thought about how Richmond's land Almost eight years had slipped by took a wrong turn. it became evident that a majority of "I grew up there." the Island is making the change from farmland COREY KING since our high school graduation and Lost amongst the new multilane the farmland, once the life blood of Holiday's young skipper said as he into apartments, gas stations and My turn since we'd last spoken much had roads eventually I came upon a place the county, was now sub-divisions pointed out across Casco Bay to Peak restaurants. But. 1 wondered, does changed. She was no longer the ner- which I did immediately recognize. absolutely filled to the brim with over Island in Maine. Behind dark sun- anyone notice? Does anyone really King is a vously restrained girl I'd once There, towering before me stood priced cookie-cutter homes. Just a glasses he stood stoically, surveying care? senior relations known, but now someone's wife, a imposing, bleach white, box shaped half mile up the road where a thick the seascape as the early morning The next time you go home stand major from child's mother and on her way to "super stores" devoted to pets, bed- grove of virgin trees once stood now sun reflected off of the blue water. in your front yard and imagine a Frederick, becoming a clinical psychologist. rooms and bathrooms and electron- stand townhouses. And. my high "There used to be 750 families liv- Texaco where your neighbor lives. Maryland and Although she had grown older, she ics. school's football field is now sur- ing there and they all made their liv- Across the street, visualize a Super assistant was the same friend. She has the My eyes closed, I solemnly rounded on three sides by a four-lane ing off the water," he said as he Wal-Mart and. in your backyard photo editor of same charming smile. We still recog- breathed in and saw myself a little highway which doesn't really go any- turned away. Today there's over where your tire swing is, picture a the Progress. nized each other. younger running alongside my dog. where. 1,5<)0 families on Peak, three make highway off-ramp. ► Letter to the editor Finding a balance is best Leaving presentations As I sat there contemplating the attending professors made. early shows no respect how rude this was to the per- She said that this most certainly forming artist. I couldn't help but was the students' loss since it A few weeks ago. I was enjoy- to be annoyed as I realized that surely wasn't Gribi's lack of tal- way to get through school ing the wonderful performance these students were perhaps get- ent. My son. who attended with of singer/storyteller Jerri Gribi's ting extra credit for attendance me. said he could not agree I've been around Eastern for a while ter. I then turned to working during the "A Musical Romp Through in some of their classes. more. He said he was really now. maybe too long if you ask my pro- day and attending the ghost town-like Women's History" on the This was cheating to me. impressed and really enjoyed it. fessors, and yes there has been accusa- atmosphere of the few night classes that Eastern's campus, until my Sarcastically. I thought maybe Coming for a 17-year-old, I would tions of being on the "Eternal Colonel" pro- could fill my general education require- enjoyment was affected and these students aren't aware of say this comment was ample gram. I've experienced ;i lo1 though, since I ments. diminished by the behavior of the university's policy towards proof that the problem was not started college way back in the Last semester though. I finally some fellow students attending academic dishonesty. Although the performance. fall of '94 so here are a few words Even wised up. I quit my job (which the event. this type of cheating may be just students are only short-chang- that may be helpful if you are has been known to increase This behavior entailed acade- a little different from the type ing themselves when they leave new to Eastern or maybe have though I Ramen noodle and grilled-cheese mic dishonesty of a different most of us are aware of, it is still the presentations early. By stay- found yourself in a less than sandwich consumption) and pur- kind than we normally think of. cheating. ing the entire length of the per- may not sued something 1 actually Also, at other concerts and formance students might ulti- JAMES enthusiastic mood when it comes specifically, that of students to studying. be on the enjoyed — photography. I acquiring extra points for attend- lectures in the past some stu- mately have to conclude that BRANAMAN "All things in moderation" — I became an official full-time art ing a performance at which they dents start gathering '.heir they actually enjoyed the perfor- wonder if the guy who came up honor roll, major, and more importantly. I stayed for only the first few min- books, book bags, etc. to leave mance. Special programs and with that spent as many years in and my began to balance. utes. In doing this, they also dis- much too early. Although some performances expand students' Branaman is college as 1 have' Don't worn'. Although I have a lot of school- tract others who are there with of these students may have a cultural and academic horizons. a senior art I'm not one to preach on sins of keg party work, I always make time to go the sole intent of enjoying the class within the next hour, there We learn from them. Isn't that major from drinking and downtown, and defi- attendance out and get away for the week- performance. is no excuse for them to start why we're here at Eastern any- Berea and nitely can't give advice on home- end when I can. I do some pho- From the onset of the Gribi gathering their belongings 15 way? staff photog- work. I'd just like to recommend has tography work on the side for performance. I was captivated by minutes early, ultimately dis- Therefore, students who just rapher of the a little balance. newspapers, and have actually her numerous musical talents in tracting those in the audience only show up for the first few Progress. My first semesters of school. I dropped won a few awards for my art pho- playing the dulcimer and the and possibly the performing minutes of an even should bot be was a marketing major who did significarrtty tography. Autoharp as she sang. I was artist or lecturer. allowed any extra credit if they nothing but work and go to class The main point is that even amazed at her ability to draw in Since we are now college stu- leave early. The extra points (my friends laugh now) That from a few though I may not be on the the audience as they sang along dents, we should all be mature should be earned by staying the routine almost got me. I would years ago, honor roll, and my keg party with her in quite a few old folk enough to show due respect to entire time of the performance have dropped out before my sec- attendance has dropped signifi- songs. guest speakers and performers (with the exception of students ond year ever started if it hadn't I'm much cantly from a few years ago. I'm Then I started noticing some who visit our campus. We should who do have to leave for their been for a few convincing friends, much happier now. Believe it or of the students getting up and all want them to leave Eastern next class). At any rate, this is a Then I discovered the won- happier. not. I'm even going to graduate leaving their seats. Although the with a positive experience, one of problem that does need to be derful social opportunities col- this summer (hopefully). numbers were not significant which would make them want to addressed and acted on by both lege (and downtown) had to offer. My I'm not expecting to change anybody's compared to the total in atten- return of given another opportu- the students and instructors here main goal through these times was to life by pushing moderation, this is college, dance these same students never nity. at Eastern. raise my grades just enough to get off go have a good time. Just try to learn some- did return to enjoy the ending of A few days after the perfor- Cathie A. Howard academic probation every other semes- thing while your doing it. a fantastic performance. mance. I recall a comment one of Occupational Therapy major

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<. £, NeWS A4 The Eastern Progress, Thursday. April 6.21100 News Briefs ► Progress Classifieds Next compiled by Sha Phillips Safe transportation required and Madison County Homemakers HELP WANTED... good driving record. Athletic, semester, do Roadblocks will help Mick Sehmann. will also perform junior or senior, education major Mozart's "Concert Rondo." Association is sponsoring a Cross Spring/Summer Help Wanted for preferred. Will consider others something handicapped children For more information about Cultural Mixer from 5 to 6:30 p.m. cooks/driver Napoli Pizza. Call 624- References required. 606-527- the clinic call 622-1351. on April IS at the Baptist Student 5229 3541. Eastern's special education Center. valuable students and faculty will hold two Part-time employment Babysitter needed in my home. roadblocks in Richmond from 9 Fourth annual skills $8.50 per hour. 20-25 hrs. per wk. 623-6072. with your a.m. to 6 p.m. on April 8. They Staff service award Paid vacation, holidays, plus will be collecting donations for conference Friday medical benefits. Part-time man- Great Summer Jobs) Great out- nominations accepted door jobs available in Tennessee! the WHAS Crusade for Children. The fourth annual Profession- agement opportunities. Call 1- time... Nominations for the Presi- 888-WORK UPS. Shifts: 4 a.m.-9 Contact the Girt Scout Council of One block will be at Lancaster al Skills Conference, hosted by Cumberland Valley for more infor- dent's Distinguished Staff Service a.m.; 5 p.m.-10 p.m.; 10:30 p.m- Avenue and the Eastern Bypass the College of Business and Tech- 3:30 a.m. Equal Opportunity mation. 1-800-395-5318. Ext. and the other will be at Lancaster nology, will be April 7. Award Bre being accepted Employer 269 or at least tell Avenue and Main Street Bill Bryant, a WKYT-TV news through A' .1 14. The Ix>uisville-based televi- anchor, will speak about "Quality The a\ ard is presented to a Sates/Marketing National market- Bartenders your family you sion and radio station hosts the in the Workplace" at 8:45 a.m. in non-faculty staff member for ex- ing Co. seeks rep. to promote cred- Make $150-$200 per nigh No expe- are! event to help handicapped chil- the Brock Auditorium. Several traordinary contribution for the it cards on college campuses. Will rience necessary Call 1-800-981- dren in Kentucky. They hope to other speakers will present topics learning environment at East- train. Car required Call 800-592- 8168 Ext. 285 raise $5,000. throughout the day. ern. 2121. Hall's on the River restaurant is Work for The Seniors graduating from the Wanted: 53 people to lose currently accepting applications College of Business and Technol- weight now) All natural! Brand for all positions. Please apply 1 -5 Eastern 'Double Reed Day' to ogy in May. August or December Annual Disabilities new! Dr approved! 1-888-685- p.m. M-F at 1225 Athens- be held Saturday 20IK) are required to attend. Other Awareness Day soon 3655. Boonesboro Road. 527-6620 Progress seniors and juniors can register EOE The "Double Reed Day" will on a first-come, first-serve basis. The annual Disabilities Aware- Summer Camp Staff Positions are be hosted by Eastern's music de- ness Day, sponsored by the Counselors, office assistants, Earn up to $300 per week. Registration will be from 8 to Student reps needed now for partment on April 8. Clinic activi- 8:45 a.m. in the Brock Auditori American Disability Advisory nurse's aides for the #1 co-ed available for private recreation/sports camp. P.T. promo work on campus. ties for oboe and bassoon players urn. For more information call Committee, will be held from 9 No experience needed. Will Over 30 activities incl. All writing, taking will be offered for a nominal fee ti22-1574. a.m. to 3:30 p.m. April 11 between train. 1-800-592-2121 Ext. and will begin at 9 a.m. the campus bookstore and the sports, Water Skiing. Heated 301. Pool. Tennis, Art, Horseback, photos or sell- The Northern Hills Bassoon Powell Building. Go-Kart. For brochure/appl. visit Cable TV Experienced door to Ensemble of Cincinnati will play Cross cultural mixer The A.D.A. wants to inform our website at: door sales reps needed Full time ing ads. at 3 p.m. in the Brock Auditorium. to be held April 13 the public about different types of www.CampPinewood.Net or call or part time in Richmond, Ky. The concert is free to the public disabilities university students are 800-832-5539 anytime. Commission based only. Must Eastern's horn professor, The International Office and facing. have own transportation. Excellent FraternKtM * Sororities * Clubs income potential. Call Tony at 1- Stop by the Student Groups Student organiza- 800-316-8533. office at 117 tions earn $1,000-$2,000 with the Police Beat: March 16-31 easy campusfundraiser.com three FOR RENT Donovan hour fundraising event. No sales compiled by Sha Phillips required. Fundraising dates are fill- ONE or TWO bedroom house Annex. Dry Ridge, was arrested and intoxication. ing quickly, so call today! Contact NEAR EKU, utilities paid Call 623- The following reports have 2019. charged with alcohol intoxica- campusfundraiser com, (888)923- been filed with Eastern's 3238, or visit www.camousfundrais- Division of Public Safety. tion. Roman Lee Lagrange, Jr., 25. Richmond, pleaded guilty and er.com, Three Bedroom Apt. for rent. 21/2 blocks from campus. No pets. 624- Jon Caddell, 19, Danville, was ar- was fined $98.50 for alcohol intox- March 31 Light Delivery Drivers 5213. ^^r i r» s T Michael A. Cornett, 21. George- rested and charged with no valid ication. Needed. Start immediately. town, was arrested and charged insurance card, possession of P.T and FT available MISCELLANEOUS with alcohol intoxication and pos- marijuana and possession of drug Patrick Hays Wilborn. 18. Opportunity to earn up to $15 session of marijuana. paraphernalia. Richmond, had charges dis- per hour. 625-0246. What la on your credit report? Custom Sportswear missed for possession of drug Employers, landlords, car dealer- rORNIB OF FIRST » MAIN Tony R. Gray. 21. Georgetown, Charles Jacob Ennis. 22, Rich- paraphernalia charges and sen- CHILD SUPERVISION NEEDED ships, and credit card companies 606 624 1100 was arrested and charged with mond, was arrested and charged tenced to 30 hours of community in our home for boy 13 and girl review it. Are there errors? The This week's question driving under the influence and with alcohol intoxication. service for possession of marijua- 10. Northern Madison County. FTC recommends that you periodi- possession of marijuana. na. 8:30-5:30 Monday - Friday. May cally review it. Order online Due to an error by The Susan Henson. Brockton, re- 30- July 25, 2000 Dependable & Creditsimple.com. Progress Ad Staff, there was Bruce W. Owens, Jr., 21. ported her wallet was missing Joseph M. Smith, 18. Paint Lick, not a winner last week. Georgetown, was arrested and from her vehicle while parked on pleaded guilty and was sentenced "TW?" - On what date did The charged with alcohol intoxication John Hanlon Drive. to one day in jail for alcohol intoxi- USA Today newspaper publish and possession of marijuana. cation and fined $99.50 for posses- To purchase Progress Classifieds its first issue? William J. Kelly. 21. Greens- sion of alcohol by a minor. call 622-1881 or stop by our office BE THE FIRST ONE IN TO ANSWER Chad W. Price. 20. Georgetown. burg, was arrested and charged THE QUESTION CORRECIIV AND was arrested and charged with al- with driving under the influence Kevin Martin. 34. Brockton, at 117 Donovan Annex. WIN A FREE SWEATSHIRT cohol intoxication and possession and disregarding a traffic control pleaded guilty and was sen- On« win p«f customer of marijuana. device. tenced to two days in jail and was fined $374.50 for fourth degree Justin T. Sinclair. 21. l>exing- March 16 assault. ton, was arrested and charged Roy Conner. Facilities Services, with alcohol intoxication. reported missing painting tools Christopher S. Hart. 27. Rich- and a boom box stereo from a mond, had charges dismissed March 30 storage room in the basement of for speeding, expired registra- CHURCH DIRECTORY Paul D. Jackson. 20. Corbin. the Begley Building. tion plates and operating a ve- Red House Baptist Church Trinity Missionary Unity Baptist Church was arrested and charged with hicle on a suspended operator's 2301 Redhouse Rd. Baptist Church 1290 Barnes Mill Rd. third degree criminal mischief Stephanie Jones, Burnam Hall, license. He was amended down tione: 623-8471 or 624-1557 2300 Lexington Rd. Phone: 624-9464 for no insurance and fined and alcohol intoxication. reported a doormat missing from Sun. School 9:40 a.m.; Sun. Phone:624-9436 or 623-6868 Sun. School 9:30 a.m. $579. the lobby of Bumam Hall. Worship 10:50 a.m., 6 p.m., Sun. 9:45 a.m., 11 a.m., 6 p.m. Worship 10:45 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. Marshall D. Lovitt 20. Williams r.O.C.U.S. (Fellowship Of Wed. Youth & Prayer 7 p.m. Wed. Bible Study 7:00 p.m. burg, was arrested and charged Joshua Wilson. Brockton, re- Hogan E. Chappell. 20. Lexing- ton, was sentenced to one day in Christian University Students) Sun Services for hearing impaired: with alcohol intoxication. ported his vehicle was stolen Nursery & Extended Session for while parked near the 700 block jail for alcohol intoxication, fined Bp.m. BoeedaJe Baptist Church PreSchool Children at all Worship of Brockton. $174.50 for possession of marijua- 411 WesfoverAve. March 29 Phone:623-1771 Services Amanda Graziani. Richmond, re- na and $25 for possession of drug Fountain Park First ported damage to her vehicle by paraphernalia. Church of God Sunday School 9 a.m. Faith Created Assembly some type of round object. The following reports, which 5000 Secretariat Dr. Worship Sun. 10:15 a.m., appeared in "Police Beat," Robert E. Watkins. 19, Ver- 'hone: 623-3511 6 p.m. Wed. Prayer Service 7 p.m. of God March 28 have been resolved in Madi- sailles, pleaded guilty and was Sun. School 9:45 a.m. 315 Spangler Dr Robert P. Cunningham, son County District Court. fined $98.50 for alcohol intoxica- rVorship Service. 10:45 a.m. First United (Behind Pizza Hut on Bypass) Dizney Building, reported a tion. Sunday Evening: 6:00 p.m. Methodist Church Sun. Worship 9:00 a.m. and 10:45 Dell laptop computer was taken Damon P. Baesler. 19. Rich rVed. Prayer Service: 7:00 p.m. 401 West Main St. a.m.. Wed. Worship 7:00 p.m.. Call from the Dizney Building Room mond. pleaded guilty to alcohol Jamie I . Alexander. 19. Rich- Phone. 623-3580 623-4639 for more 104. intoxication and was fined mond, was sentenced to 20 hours Church of Christ Worship Services Sunday 8:30 mformationAransportation. $98.50. of community service for alcohol Goggins Ln. (W. Side I-75) a.m. & 10:50 a.m., Sunday School Matthew Weir, 22. Richmond, intoxication and disorderly con- Ride: 624-2218 or 623-2515 9.40 a.m.. Wed. Night Live Harvest Family Fellowship was arrested and charged with Tyler S. Singleton, 19. Rich- duct. Bun. 9.30,10:20 a.m. 5:15-7:30 p.m. 621 S. Keeneland Dr. operating a vehicle with an ex- mond, pleaded guilty to dri- 8.6 p.m., Wed. 7 p.m. 5:30 Coffee House Sat night Phone:624-8620 ving under the influence of al- Nsdoubede Masango. 44, Rich- pired decal. suspended license 3fcle Moment: 624-2427 6:00 Message Sun. Worship 10 a.m. and possession of suspended op- cohol. He had his license sus- mond, pleaded guilty and was Wed. Bible Study 7 p.m. pended for 30 days and was sentenced to one day in jail for al- erator's license. First Presbyterian Church Eastside Bethel Baptist Sat. Outpouring 6:10 p.m. fined $100. cohol intoxication. (PCUSA) 1675 E. Main St. March 27 330 W. Mam St. Phone: 624-9646 Trinity Presbyterian Church A Dupree Hall woman reported Henry A. Hughes, 18, Simp- Jason Wayne Story. 18. Rich- 3 hone: 623-5323 or 623-5329 Sun. Worship/Bible Study 9:30 & (PCA) receiving a harassing phone call. sonville, pleaded guilty and was mond, pleaded guilty and was fined $174.50 for possession of sentenced to one day in jail for al- Church School 10 a.m. 10:50 a.m., Wed. Small Group 128 S. Keeneland Dr. Phone:624-8910 Justin M. Rhodus, Martin Hall, marijuana and $25 for possession cohol intoxication, was fined $25 Sun. Worship 11 a.m. Bible Study 6:30 p.m. Services reported several items missing of drug paraphernalia. for possession of alcoholic bever- rVed. Dinner 6 p.m. interpreted for deaf and handi- Sun. Worship 9:50 a.m. from his room after Spring Break. age by a minor and $174.50 for

► Reorganization One year later, Phase I savings not yet evident BY DCNA TACKETT AMP JAMIE VINSOW recreation and athletics into the before the change and that of those fied with the changes.. Salary changes in the reorganization of the colleges. News writers college of health sciences; and the persons in the position now, no sav- "I'm having a ball in the class- laa&iffl 199900 room," she said. "I'm loving Last April 1, several of East- colleges of education and law en- ings were discovered, though. Larw enforcement forcement remained the same The reason no savings were teaching." ern's deans and vice presidents dean were brought into President Kustra said looking back on seen is because each of the ad- Rita Davis, who was made as- dean $91385 $96361 Robert Kustra's office one by one the past year, the reorganization ministrators whose position was sociate vice president for enroll- adntoat $20,005 admin art $21,409 and told they would no longer be really helped the university. eliminated took the option to re- ment management, stressed that the money savings will become Education Education in their positions as of July 1. "Absolutely." Kustra said. The turn to teaching, which in fact in- dean $90,000* 1999. To many on campus, the goal of the reorganization was to creased the cost of salaries. more visible over time. dean $102,175 The actual money savings will admin ast $29,003 day was no longer called April bring faculty from different disci- Kustra said another reason for admin ast $24,537 come over time as individuals re- fairer dans fcachrg $81,760 Fool's Day,, it became known as plines together and it's done that" the reorganization was because tire, especially those who choose to "Black Thursday." Kustra used the college of there were too many people in ad- step back to teaching." Davis said. Buainem * technol The seven positions being business and technology as an ex- ministrative positions, which were dean $102350 The intent was savings over time." dean $106364 eliminated were Phase I of Kus- ample of the benefits of the reor- 11 at the time. Today, seven re- Davis said although the mone- admkiaa* 8283B2 aanxdean $71336 tra's reorganization of the univer- ganization. He said the fact that main from the change and Lee tary savings have yet to be seen, tin- Applied mtm * technology $30,190 sity's colleges. With this reorgani- several students from that college Van Orsdel was just promoted admraaat reorganization benefited other areas. dean $84,400 adminaat $33,714 zation. Eastern trimmed from came together to win a national from director of libraries to dean "It has brought together units adnwiMt umndnvwlDuvg $793» nine colleges to five. award illustrates his point of libraries, as well as an internal to work in a more cohesive man- $32,418 Kustra announced the reorga- "Robotics is a good example that search being completed to name ner." Davis said. "It has allowed Allied health & nursing nization would save the university a new dean of graduate studies. students can come together from for more communication across dean $105,730 Health sciences more than $500,000 through cuts more than one program in that col- These positions bring that what has been different lines of admin ast $22,660 dean $109,960 in salaries. One year later, every lege to make that happen," he said. number to nine, only two less authority." admin ast $25,166 administrator is still at Eastern than this time last year. admin ast $24,102 Kustra said the transition has David dale, who was named admmast SLM.666 and no savings have been real- gone smoothly. Virginia Falkenberg, who lost dean of the college of health sci- I1PERA ized. admin ast $35,009 To the best of my knowl- her position as dean of graduate ences in the reorganization, agrees. dean $95,535 The money saved was sup- edge, we do not have any prob- studies and research, returned to farmer drans kadmg $89,190 "It has been very helpful." he admin ast $33,571 posed to go to the freshman year lems of any note that have devel- teaching in the psychology depart- said. "Faculty from various disci- experience, retention and the facul- oped in the faculty and staff," he ment in the fall. Falkenberg said plines working with each other Nat-Amadi. Arts £ actonoaa ty initiative for a Center for Excel- said. "We can justify that change the benefits of the reorganization helped bring down a number of dean $99315 dean $92,976 lence in Teaching and Learning. in more than one way. We said it have not yet become evident. barriers that were present." adnkiMt $31335 aaMcdean $70,000* Phase 1 merged the colleges would save money in salaries and "Basically, in terms of looking Some say the changes made Soc&behav. admJaaat $30,054 of arts and humanities, social and it has. Our effort in retention is over the past year, the type of the university better able to serve. behavioral sciences and natural not unrelated to the administra- changes made were very large "I think the new organization dean $88,680 admin ant $33,427 and mathematical sciences into a tive salaries saved in the reorgani- and a year is not sufficient time to and the Phase II changes, which admin ast $31345 admkiast $33,116 college of arts and sciences; the zation. There were also nonmone- say what the full impact was." will become effective July, reflect Arts* humanltiea $251,180 college of applied arts and tech- iiUB de—> a Inn tary reasons and that's why I Falkenberg said. "Eastern Ken- a more efficient and effective or- dean nology and the college of business $79,720 started with that." tucky University is a strong, com- ganizational structure." said IJbby admin a* $28,862 into the college of business and By adding the cost of salaries prehensive university and it will Wachtel. who was named associ- technology; the college of allied 2 vp positions 2 associate vp positions for the dean or vice president, make the best of whatever situa- ate vice president for planning health and nursing and the col- $168,340 "estimated $166,114 whose position was lost, and that tion it is faced with." and program coordination during 1 lege of health, physical education. person's administrative assistant Falkenberg said she is satis- the changes.. | total- $1,416,782 $1,601,283 Departments merged, reorganized during Phase II to be continuing to look at it. But BY JAKE VWSOW and whether regent/faculty sen- couldn't answer yes to all three, I honesty and straightforward re- "I had a question about chang- frankly, a general education re- News editor ate action was needed." had questions about them or said sponses that I received." ing the college of law enforcement "Some 1 felt were my call and to the college of justice," Marsden view is our most important topic I Many departments have un- Marsden said these decisions no. 1 am confident the ones we ap the senate executive committee said. "But 1 listened to the faculty think for the sake of our future." dergone renaming, merging and were based on certain criteria. proved had good solid yes answers "I think we can put reorgani- and they convinced me that that relocating because of the Phase II "One. is it is going to serve to all of those three questions" agreed with me and didn't require zation behind us for a while," proposals passed Feb. 5 by the the students better, two is it is go- Marsden said his views on board action so we tried to sepa- was the right way to go." Marsden said. Board of Regents. ing to serve the faculty better and many of the proposals changed rate these out," Marsden said. "We Marsden says he was happy Phase 11 changes will go into "Not all of Phase II proposals three it is in the long term best in- over time. then got more complicated be- with the effort on the project. effect July 1. went to the board." said Provost stitutional interest." Marsden "My thinking changed be- cause we began to move whole "I am pleased with the out- and Vice President of Academic said. cause of those forums," Marsden programs into other departments." comes. 1 hope that the faculty are For a complete listing of de- Affairs and Research Michael "If I could answer yes to all said. "I had certain perspectives Marsden said the process was as well." Marsden said. "We're partments affected by Phase II of Marsden. The board got the par- three (questions), we would ap- going into them. I listened and I not an easy one and some issues never going to say we've got the the reorganization, see ticulars, my recommendations . prove them," Marsden said. 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Roach finance chair, announced We feel that student More information about his presidential spot is current chair at a Student Alumni Ambassadors campaign can be found on his of the committee on committees. lutions passed through senate," McGregor added. That's all that she said. "This year we've made needs to be said." meeting March 29. that he and senate has become a website at eku.edu/-sturedno. Mary McGregor. Pace would be running in the Rednour's running mate is McGregor has a full platform great progress in that. We want to McGregor's running mate is thing where a lot of see this next year of student sen- Senator Barry Lee, who has held race. things are donebehind chair of the committee of academ- for her own campaign. "We we're going to run, but ic affairs Jessica Humphrey. He "Mainly we want to see an ate bring monumental changes to a senate position since last fall. closed doortigKl \*e this campus." Lee wants to take the experi- we're not now," Pace said. describes her as a "mover and open-door policy with student sen- Pace said he was not happy want to keep ft«pen » shaker." It took quite a bit of con- ate." McGregor said. "We feel McGregor will bring in fresh ence he has gained from other ideas by shifting the focus to new organizations and apply it to the with the way the election rules student*. sideration to convince Humphrey that student senate has become a came out. He mentioned specifi- to run with Rednour. thing where a lot of things are and equally important issues, she senate as vice president. He wants said. She wants to focus on look- to make this election a team cally the three day on-line voting "He approached me in the fall done behind closed doors and we proposal that the council on stu- — Mary McGregor and said he was thinking about want to keep it open to students." ing toward the future and laying effort McGregor wants to maintain the foundation for that future. "I'm sure as soon as we step in. dent affairs did not pass. doing something like this." "I felt like my participating Humphrey said. interest in the senate. She hopes McGregor cites her three- we'll definitely work together," it will be something every student years of experience as a senator, Lee said. would keep the voting from being Humphrey was drawn to as open as it could be," Pace said. Rednour's desire to succeed. will want to be a part of. She also involvement in other campus Lee wants to see more pride in think (the events this wants the senate to become more organizations and ability to get Eastern's students. "I feel like some people hold a "He has so much heart and is a grudge. I decided to drop out, and real go-getter." Humphrey said. involved in the community and things done as her strong points. "If I graduate from here, and ;rrfi§Br) have taken with other organizations. She says The presidential seat has been I've had a great experience, then now there will be on-line voting." ayfcom our legiti- She also thinks that she can Pace said. bring skills to the job. this kind of involvement "will one of her long-term goals. I'm going to donate money to this macy. We want to get "I've been looking toward this university," Lee said. "I'm going Pace said they (Pace and "I just feel like I know a lot of bring a kind of pride back to Roach) had 500 signatures even back to business. people." Humphrey said. "1 Eastern." for three years," McGregor said. to come back and be on an alumni "We would like to see students "I've been planning this. I will pro- committee." though only 200 were needed. always try to be polite, and I feel "A lot of people wanted Steve that we're really compatible." get involved on this campus," vide the leadership that student Lee said the main goal for now — Ritchie Re^Bour McGregor said. "There is so senate needs to rebuild after this is getting elected and then the and I to run," Pace said, "but I Humphrey will support the thought it would be best if I did- issues Rednour wants to much apathy on this campus. year." two can dive headfirst into the 7 / address, but also plans to raise We'd like to see everything be the McGregor wants to see the issues they wish to address first. n't" Ford: new coach hopes to keep the Office: Pace continues to claim the current basketball players here SGA office has been accused of wrongs From the front assigned hours according to this "As far as I know there have From the front bring some of the press the program has policy, then you will have to been several (allegations) that been missing." 1999, to the office of student reduce the number of work were made," Pace said. "I'm not "If anyone saw Florida play last night One of the biggest issues facing Ford government regarding office hours for that individual employ- very familiar with the situation (Monday), we are going to be very, very will be keeping the players Eastern has hours. The memo says that "the ee to what ever hours they are at this time." similar. We will play a fun style of basket- from transferring to other schools to finish office (at that time) was able to work within the parame- Pace said he will be looking ball, a style that you will enjoy watching," their careers. President Robert Kustra said assigned 80 hours of employ- ters set" into the situation himself. Ford said. "You will see up-paced, pressing, Ford will speak with the players immediate- ment each week and for a small McCormick said this memo "In the upcoming weeks, 111 getting after it, shooting the three." ly- office the number of hours had nothing to do with an inves- get to the bottom of it and find As for a coaching staff. Ford said he had The first year is always a difficult one for assigned was unusual." tigation. She said it was a very out" Pace said. not named one as of yet His head assistant a new coach, because you never know how In the memo, McCormick simple, standard memo that The office got a time card at Campbellsville. Keith Adkins, is trying to many players you're going to be dealing with suggested that employees many offices send out machine that will be used for the get the head-coaching job at Campbellsville. and where they are going to come from and "schedule all work hours At Tuesday's meeting. Pace remainder of the semester, and resigned with As for the assistant coaches Eastern already Pace will take over McGregor's an overall who is going to stay and who is not" Kustra between 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. said complaints had been made has, Tom Souder. Walt Corbean and Mike said. Those are all important decisions that Monday through Friday, some- against SGA office. duties as office manager, he record of 19- McBride, Ford said all were good coaches have to be made. I think he (Ford) wants to one should man the phones dur- "A public complaint has been said. 61 and he would speak with all three about the meet with the players tonight and begin talk- ing these hours, no holiday filed against our SGA office," he Pace said no one was getting staff and the situation. ing with them about that. hours for the office, no more told senators. "People say that fired, but that it was a position "I will surround myself with people who "We'd like to see these players stay and than two people in the office at a people haven't been working the switch in the office. will work very hard." Ford said. devote themselves to this program. I and time, a regular and updated hours they are supposed to." McGregor said she plans to Ford was chosen over two other candi- continue working in the office. dates, Jeff Jones and Jerry Eaves. Ron Jeff (Long) have talked to the players. We schedule should be filed with Pace said he is not sure who all hope these players will be with us and the Office of Student Affairs, the made the complaints, but he was "Students don't need to have Wolfe, a member of the athletic search any concern about this office," committee, said Ford's knowledge of the take advantage of this new leadership." student government, or other informed through McCormick game impressed him the most. Some of you may know Ford for his role organization's meetings attend- and Thompson. McGregor said. "SGA is run "He brings a knowledge of the game as Danny O'Grady in the movie The 6th ed by employees not be counted He maintains that there is an effectively, and I would like to that I think t .■ an teach to the players," Man." Eastern hopes he will be the 'sixth as part of work hours, and if investigation and that let students know 111 be here as Wolfe said. "II y< ook at his success as a man' on the sideline, who will lead the employees' class schedules do Thompson was the only person a SGA member and an office player and a c, och, I think he can also Colonels to the top of the pack in the OVC. not allow them to work their handling it- worker."

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\e Name Says Committee presents proposed Gtf T BQ* post-tenure review procedures Gifts For Any Occasion BY JACIWTA FELDMAW the Provost's office. all regional universities, * Easter */>. # Editor Those standards are used to and the evaluate all faculty, including University of Louisville, to have in * Weddings A year after a faculty senate tenured members, in merit committee decided the university place and periodically conduct * Birthdays reviews. Tenured-faculty mem- post-tenure evaluation. Faculty The Boyds Special Event did not have an adequate post- bers who do not participate in tenure review policy, a committee Senate created a post-tenure * Graduation merit reviews will not receive any review committee to examine Just My Cup of Tea! appointed by President Robert pay increase, including the across Kustra presented procedures for Eastern's policy and decide it it * Baby Showers Join Our Spring Tea Party the board increase given to all fac- would hold up to the then-pro- reviewing tenured faculty. ulty members. * Anniversary Saturday, April 8,2000 The committee, chaired by posed bill's regulations. Janssen said this is already a At Eastern a faculty member is starring our own sisterly trio Karen Janssen, presented their regulation, but one that is not * Secretary's Day findings to the faculty senate at its eligible for tenure after "complet- "Prissie, Sissie & Missie... often enforced. ing a five year probationary peri- * Mother's Day meeting Monday afternoon. Under the new procedures, if a Tixin' Tea for Three" Janssen said there is a state od of continuos full-time service faculty member does not meet the and attaining the rank of assistant law which is written in the hand- minimum standards established book that already says what a professor or above," according to by his or her department, he or Eastern's Faculty/Staff tenured faculty member can be she must go through a tenure Handbook. fired for: incompetence, immoral review process with a review com- conduct, negligent of or refusal to "Attainment of tenure status by Mon - Sat 9 to 8 mittee, which will be developed by a faculty member shall remain in 139 N. Keeneland Drive perform assigned duties or bona the faculty member's department. Sunday 12:30 to 6 fide financial exigencies. But, she effect in unless just cause be Faculty members who do not shown for terminating employ- 1*75 Exit 90, Richmond said, there was no way to evaluate meet the standards may have to 624-0025 tenured faculty. ment," according to the hand- create, along with their review book. "What the policy we presented committee, a development plan to in faculty senate does is fill in the The original committee found identify concerns and set objec- that Eastern's policy would proba- gaps," Janssen said. "It provides a tives to remedy those concerns. positive approach for when we bly not hold up to scrutiny because " ^ think it benefits all Taculty," it had no specific written regula- see someone is not meeting the Janssen said. "If you have a col- tions for conducting post-tenure minimum standards of the job." league who is having difficulty review in Eastern's handbook. The review, renamed the meeting the demands of the job, The faculty senate did not vote tenured faculty member review, we have an obligation to reach out on the new policy, it will be dis- outlined both what departments and help each other." cussed again on the April 17 and tenured faculty members are The original committee was meeting. If it is approved by the expected to do. It requires all created in 1997, to battle a bill faculty senate, the policy will then departments to file a list a mini- proposed by Sen. Tim Philpot, R, go on to the Board of Regents. mum performance standards with I^xington. Senate Bill 11 required Janssen said. Alcohol screening day provides education for Eastern students BY SHA PHILLIPS Substance Abuse Treatment. Beal said the available quiz Assistant news editor Students can watch a short could be completed anonymously, video about alcohol, complete a personally or for a friend with a Do you or someone you know questionnaire about how much possible drinking problem. have a drinking problem? and how often they consume alco- "Alcohol related deaths are the Today from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at hol and talk third leading source of death for the Powell Building, to a coun- students in the 15 to 24 age Eastern is partici- selor about range," Beal said. pating in the their score. Some students may find that National Alcohol Holly they are not in a danger zone. Screening Day to Day Blanc, from "In some locations they found talk with students 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Wieton, W. that as much as half are in the about alcohol. Va., is a risky drinking behavior," Beal Don Beal, psy- : Pow«H BuHdtng clinical psy- said. COLONEL'S CORNER chology professor, c h oIo gy Tracy Durham is a clinical psy- said they hope to graduate chology graduate student work- direct students with problems into student working as a counselor ing as a counselor for the day. the right direction for help. for the screening. She says she "I hope to get the word out The goal of the Screening Day wants students to understand the about alcohol screening," isn't to diagnose, but rather to damages alcohol does to the Durham said. educate," Beal said. body. The event is sponsored by The day is a program of the "It will help them see if they Eastern's psychology department National Institute on Alcohol and are drinking at high levels," Blanc and the University Counseling Alcoholism and the Center for said. Center. ELECTRIC BEACH Two arrested for 1998 Todd Hall NEW HOT BULBS robbery are up for parole this month • PACKAGES FOR EVERY BUDGET time of the crime. Kevin deserves parole as long as he dis- »NEW SHIPMENTS OF OILS AND LOTIONS Witness said men Clemmons. played community service during Clemmons first noticed the his time served. should be released robbers outside of Todd Hall. He also thinks the mens' sen- "I came home from work and tences were deserved because he BY JENNIFER ROGERS as I got out of the shower, after felt his sense of safety had be vio- News writer one in the morning, I noticed two lated and damaged. The safety of students is black guys pulling ski masks over "After that incident I felt like always one of the biggest con- their faces," Clemmons said. every time I was in my room, my cerns on campus. That issue gets Clemmons recognized the men door had to be locked," LOCATED ON 2ND STREET BETWEEN even bigger when past cases are and called public safety. Williams Clemmons said. brought up again. was found later that night, but However, he feels no concern CAMPUS AND DOWNTOWN In 1998, Damien Behanen and Behanen was not found until the for his safety if Behanen is Robert Williams were arrested for next day. released on parole. and convicted of breaking into Clemmons testified in front of Clemmons does recommend Todd Hall and robbing a resident a grand jury before the convic- increasing campus safety, espe- at gunpoint. Though both tions were made. cially in dormitories because of received multiple-year sentences. "Williams was the leader of the the parole. Behanen is up for parole this pack more or less," Clemmons He mentioned giving dorm res- month. said. "He (Behanen) never did idents a card with a sensor on it. The men were convicted par- make any trouble. He was just in allowing them access into the tially because of the intervention with the wrong crowd." building late at night by sliding it of another Eastern student at the Clemmons thinks Behanen into some type of scanner. NeWS A8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6.2000 Eastern's capital projects outlined in budget funds, Clark said. mittee charged with reaching a Bv DENA TACKETT The house, which was built in compromise between the House 1887, was going to be used as an The budget includes $5 million Managing editor for the complete renovation and and Senate version of the budget alumni center. Four acres of the es- did not reach an agreement Peeking through the thick tate were going to be set aside with modernization of the Combs Build- A compromise must be reached Elmwood trees beside the Lan- the house and the rest was going to ing. $750,000 for an elevator to be either April 11 or 12 or the state will caster Lot is a house as full of his- be used for parking and eventually installed in the Begiey Building, $3 not have a budget and the governor tory as it is beauty. It is the Emma an academic building. million for property acquisition must call a special session in order Watts estate, lovingly called Elm- This news prompted a petition which does not include Elmwood, to get a budget passed. wood by those who have been in driven by students and teachers to $110,000 for a security system for This standstill has pushed Madison County long. save the property. the law library and $135,000 for a back all budgetary decisions in all The 22-acre estate has long Negotiations ceased at that spectrometer for sciences depart- state agencies. been a desire of administrators at ment. "We haven't made many deci- time. They resumed not long after sions because we don't know what Eastern, as time after time the Kustra came to Eastern. Another long-awaited project university has tried to purchase we've got" Clark said. "Until the "Since almost my first day on is the $4 million authorized for state completes its budget process, the lot. Time after time Eastern campus we have been working to the construction of six houses to the university cannot even begin has failed. That is. until this time. acquire it." Kustra said. "It's a very make up a Greek Row. its process. Bit I've got to believe Although the deal is far from slow and time-consuming process." At Tuesday's Student Govern- somewhere before Juryl that the complete. President Robert Kus- Kustra said the house would ment Association meeting. Presi- state will have a budget." tra said he believes this time will most likely be used to accommo- dent Chris Pace introduced a pro- Rep. Harry Moberly. Jr, D— be different. date scholars and visiting digni- posal for campus improvement It Richmond, serves as chair of the "It's not a done deal, and endorsed Eastern's plans for a House appropriations and rev- taries to the university. James Branaman/Progress there are complex legal maters to Greek Row and the Combs reno- enue committee. Moberly is also The Watts mansion is a 9,000 director of judicial affairs and dis- be dealt with." Kustra said. "But square foot, three-story brick home Emma Watts' property, known as Elmwood. has been in Eastern's eye vation and modernization. I'm confident they are going to be abilities services at Eastern. with 15 rooms — each with a fire- since her death in 1970 Eastern hopes to have the estate by summer. All of these projects may not Moberly is also a member of able to work through it It's just place — solid oak woodwork and get completed, Clark said, be- going to take time." the free conference committee numerous stained glass windows. The entire project has been Both House and Senate bud- cause the university does not cur- debating the budget The acquisition and renovation estimated to cost $20 million, said gets also authorize Eastern to rently have the money for all. "We're in a stalemate at the of Elmwood is one of the numer- Capital projects Jim Clark, vice president for gov- spend $6 million for minor pro- "We have to do some prioritizing moment," Moberly said. "I'm dis- ous capital projects included in the Elmwood acquisition and ren- ernment relations and budgets. jects maintenance and $2.5 mil- and move on the highest priorities," appointed we don't have a budget state's budget now being exam- lion for minor project equipment. Clark said. "We may not get to do all yet. Since that's my major area of ined by the General Assembly. ovation is only one in a long list of That's our No. 1 project," Clark said. "We couldn't afford it Clark said the minor projects of them. If s going to be that we have interest, this has been the most Eastern was given the authori- capital projects on their way to be- disappointing session in which ing approved by the state. so we got funding for Phase I include routine projects and reno- to wait and see what the president ty to spend up to S2 million in its vations to buildings totaling less recommends to the Board." I've been involved." own, restricted, funds on the EJm- Two projects on the proposed The other state-funded project Moberly said although the bud- budget will be appropriated, or is the $5 million renovation of the than $400,000. wood estate. The budget holdup get hasn't passed yet. that the funds Eastern came close to purchas- paid for. by the state. Cammack Building. The only ones we're sure of and projects probably will not change. ing the property in 1993 using do- A health education center, From restricted funds. Eastern are the two state projects, the sprin- The reason Eastern cannot Moberly is confident the com- nations from the EKU Foundation. which was one Kustra's main has been approved to spend $2 mil- klers and the minor projects." identify which projects it will under- mittee will reach a decision. In 1993, former president goals upon his arrival at Eastern, lion for fire safety, which is money Clark said. take is because the General Assem- "Monday or Tuesday there Hanley Funderburk released has been allotted $7 million for for the final stage of sprinkler addi- The other projects listed on bly is at a standstill in the budget should be a prediction at that plans to the Board of Regents as the first phase of construction. tions to the last four high-rise the budget are simply projects process. time," Moberly said. There should be some certainty as to to what would be done with the The university will be allowed to dorms on campus. Those final ad- Eastern has the authority to com- On the 58th day of the 60day session, the free conference com- how it will proceed." mansion and property if acquired. sell bonds to fund the building. ditions will be made next summer. plete if it can come up with the

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www.sga.eku.edu ► Inside Sports Eastern's baseball team sprays down field during doublehead- Accent er against Murray/B7 «•* ■■ ■1 Thurwtajr. April 6.3000 Bl Aloha boys and girls Kids Weekend goes Hawaiian

BY JAIME HOWARD Accent editor

What would it take to bring in Eastern students' little brothers, sisters, cousins, nieces or nephews for a weekend on campus? Why. "The Colonel's Hawaiian Adventure" or little Kids Weekend, of course. This past weekend Residence Hall Association successfully held their annual Ijttle Kids Weekend. Brandee Petrey. director of Residential Education, said 130 people, including the "big people" attended the festivities this year. Little Kids was also part of First Weekend activities. The students who participated in the weekend felt it was a great success and were excited about their involvement. "I thought it was a good experience for them (the kids) to s»t- what life is like here." said Tracy Nageleisen. an occupational therapy major from northern Kentucky, referring to her two family members who attended the weekend. Nageleisen said they also enjoyed First Weekend Activities. Nageleisen and her guests checked out "Climbing the Rock Wall" and the "Air Ascension. Vertical Reality," which was a simulat- ufi H B ed helium balloon ride. Most of the participants felt the kids enjoyed the Hawaiian Luau better than any of the other events. "We had made grass skirts earlier and we wore them." Tamicha Gerton. a child and family studies major from I.exington who attended with her little cousin, said. "We also learned how to hula." The luau was equipped Zach Cunningham,Ifc-& joined by his sitter, Bndgette with Hawaiian-style food and Feltner. 18 from Berea. tosses a ring to win a prize. dance and a variety of carni- val-type games, including "pin the monkey on the palm tree and "throw a ring around the dolphin." Another activity fun for the children was one with a high price. the expense of "messing up" the faces of their family members. Christy Gilbert, a family and consumer science major from Ijmdnn. said her little brother and sister particularly liked the game "pie in the face of the big sis." The weekend would not have been a success without the publici- ty the event received through word of mouth. Ilyers or previous experience. "1 have done it two years in the past and I had fun, so 1 decid- ed to continue it." said Gerton. Since this year's little Kids Weekend was so productive, par- Photos by Corey King/Progress ticipants are willing and able for next year's event.. Krlsten Jones, 10, daughter of SFC Jones, ROTC instructor, enjoys a virtual ballon lift at "My niece and nephew are already making plans to come Little Kids Weekend Left, McKenzie Chadwell, 9. accompanied by Bryan Crozier, 21. back next year." said Becky Gibson, a math teaching major goes through the steps of a simulated bungee jump. from I-etcher. And you thought having siblings was bad When I was a little kid, I used to always wanted to go everywhere with me Once I was older and finally able to little rugrats running around yelling lor despise the fact that I was an or borrow my clothes? I wanted all of that. grasp the fact that I would never have "Auntie Jaime," unless I married sonic only child. I even went so far Come to find out. there was a really any siblings. I learned to deal with it. one with brothers ;md sisters. as to get a phone book, look up local good reason why I was an only child. I saw how my friends, who had The Howard name would stop with adoption agencies and beg my parents My parent's married young and I brothers and sisters, were constantly me. My dad is the only male of three to run on down and pick me up a new wasn't what you would call an "acci- fighting and bickering with each other siblings, so there would be no one else brother or sister. dent." but as my mom would put it, and always having to share things. to carry on the name. I figured it was that easy to get a "you were planned a little later." I realized being an only child was 1 guess growing up has given me new kid, but little did I know what actu- I learned later on in life that my actually a blessing. I had all the time in the wisdom to be thankful for all the ally went into having kids, raising them father had a hereditary eye disease and the world to be alone, let my creative things I have and not dwell on things I and having them turn into respectable he could possibly pass this disease on imagination flow and maybe someday don't. citizens. to his children. become a writer. I didn't have to share Growing up as an only child has I watched my parents, through the They were lucky with me because my things and play second fiddle to an made me the person 1 am today. I truly my eyesight was fine, until now. but over-achieving sibling who always believe that if I had grown up wit I. sil> JAI MI-'HOWARD years, barely scrape by with just one My turn child, let alone multiple children. that's a different story. My parents did- wanted to be in the spotlight. I had my lings, 1 wouldn't be the individual, I still didn't get it though. Why n't want to press their luck with anoth- parents' attention all to myself. maybe sometimes strange, person that couldn't I have a protective older broth- er child knowing what could be passed I also realized there were going to I am. I guess I owe it all to the fact that er to scare off guys who wanted to date on to them, so that was the end of the be some things in life 1 would miss out my parent's didn't listen to me and me or a pestering younger sister who Howard children. on. I would never be an aunt and have stuck with only one. spoiled child Motorcycle riding class breaks the routine

tal and physical aspects of riding, the they can learn how to control the class employs both basic riding motorcycle and not have to worry skills, such as straight-line riding, about shifting gears." Steele said. Cool shifting, maneuvering turns and Two requirements must be met braking, along with classroom work. before a student can participate in After these novice skills are mas- the class. Class tered, more advanced techniques, Steele said the first requirement such as the serpentine course, a is the ability to ride a bicycle. turning skills exercise, are incorpo- "We're basically looking at a bicy- BY KRYSTAL ROAflK rated. cle with a motor." he said as he Assistant Accent editor "We never move on to something gazed down at a Honda CB125. They vroomed past, happily honk- more complex until Besides this ing their horns and deliberately try- they have the base," model, the university sup- ing to wipe the giddy grins from Evelyn Mines, course plies Honda CB250s. Suzuki GN125s and their faces. co-instructor, said. Motorcyclists must be serious, On this particular lotorcycl— Suzuki GZ250S. stoic. Or so some people seem to day. students are "Everyone starts learning a start/stop provided out on a 125," Mines said. believe. exercise. which "If a student shows the But not these motorcyclists. This Honda CB125 is IRS 234, Beginning Motorcycle emphasizes clutch ability and responsibility, Safety, and these students could not control. then he or she can go on Honda CB250 to a 250." be having more fun. This exercise is Offered through the traffic safety the first physical Measured in cubic centimeters. these institute. Beginning Motorcycle skill in the course. Suzuki ON 125 The students are motorcycles are consid- Safety has been a part of Eastern's erably smaller than a curriculum since 197H. also riding the Suzuki QZ250 In 1994. the Kentucky Motorcycle perimeter of the Harley Davidson 1340 or Program established the course as a Leslie H. Leach a Honda Ooldwing 1500. weekend class at 15 strategically Driving Range, an which have the power of located sights, which encompass a enclosed lot which serves as the a small compact car. However. Mines said whatever 50 to 60 mile area within Kentucky. outdoor classroom. "Anyone in the State who is inter- Only the second day odt on the skills students learn on these smaller ested in learning to ride can find a course, and not quite master manipu- motorcycles transfers to larger cycle training sight in their area." Wayne lators of the clutch, most seem more bikes. Corey Wilson Progress Steele. motorcyclist for 30 years and than happy to keep their motorcycles in first or second gear. course co-instructor, said. Eric Scott, fire protection administration major, takes a ride during the Motorcycle Safety class. Based on teaching both the men- "We keep them in first gear so See Motorcycle, B3 ► Tap the "Tap" Have a campus event ► Movies or activity? CaD Jennifer Mullins at 622-1882 or SOUTH PARK contact us by email: a^.R.cte.oaD^s PASS MiTBICTlD MfV 19 MU mil - • TAP FrVSo" t 30 4:40 7 OO « 30 CHEF What* s Mmlnm 4 40I009W Eastern Progress, Thu«d«r. April 6.a»o l.i •..». 1 :» * 30 7-11> 9.5b Mori I.....-. 4 II> ' 1 'i '» *ift SALAD Irt Sun 1 "*•» 4 20 7-Ob 9:50 Mon Tl^j*» 4 70 7:Ori O OO Trt Sun 1 OS 1 lO r. 10T109M Good, Sweet Lovin' Man Thu>« ^ to 7 lO U 05 MM IS IP* III " rii'.ni 1 4<1 4 4', / TO ».4b Mon Ihuftt 4 45 7 aO 9 45 ■HaHtMlllrll 5 05 9 35 iwiiia rr TUMS mm F.i Suit 1 lO i lO 7 Tf. Moil HH*» / ->• •m o* UKIM ira i n I .••--. 1 If. 'I «> I 4'. IOOO ManllUFt / 45 lOUU Madison Fri-Sun 1 -OO Mon-Triurm 5. JO FtlSon lOO 305 5 15 7 JO 9 40 Garden MonTnuft 5-15 7:3Q 9-4Q • » • t a ■ i i

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This includes wear- said. ing long sleeves, full-fingered Mines said most of the stu- Leam bMlc rkflng skies gloves, sturdy pants, such as dents taking the course have Indutflng street strategies denim, shoes that cover the never ridden motorcycles and are and rtek management tech- ankles and eye protection while taking the class as a general elec- riding. tive. Those who are not dressed "Not only are they earning Leam baaic motorcycle main- properly for class are not allowed three hours credit, but it's also to ride. fun," Steele said. Steele said accountability Steele said he believes more falls back on the students. Ftecetve two completion than 70 percent of those who "We can teach them the tech- complete the course go on to get carda: one to waive the niques, they can master them and their permits. licensing skJNs test, one to show us they know how to do Although motorcycle permits reduce insurance coats by them, but it's up to them whether are not a class requirement. 10to13i they apply them or not," Steele Mines said many of the students said. who enroll in the course already No previous riding experience Contrary to belief. Steele said have their permits and are tak- or permit Is nscsssary to it is not just males who enroll in ing the class specifically to lake TRS 234 the course. He said a national obtain the two completion cards trend of female motorcyclists awarded at the end of the has caught on. with smaller semester. motorcycles being developed An incentive to take the for their smaller frames, and his course, the completion cards Kyoucantl classes, usually consisting of 50 waive the skills test required to on ctMnpiiSe ch#ck out • percent females, reflect this get a motorcycle license and trend. reduce insurance cost by 10 to 15 you: "There are so many varieties percent. of motorcycles right now. there Steele said Beginning Covtngton. Ashland, Hazard. is a cycle for just about anyone Motorcycle Safety is built into Somerset, Bonding Green, who wants to ride." he said. the actual licensing process. Paducah. Owensboro, Steele also said individuals with disabilities, such as "When the students complete Elteabethtown, LoutsvWe. amputees and hearing-impaired the course, what they should Prestonsburg. HopWnsvUe. have is a comprehensive knowl- students, have taken the edge of motorcycling in general." Morehead, Bucfcner, course. he said. MadisonvWe, Richmond "We try to provide the needs This includes such basic- and Ft. Koox necessary for them to learn how motorcycle maintenance as to ride." Steele said. checking fluid levels and tire pres- Eric Scott, a fire protection sure each and every time the bike seek out and identify hazards administration major, said he took is ridden. and learn how to deal with the class to learn to ride and later "Motorcycles don't have a them. obtain his permit. back-up system like cars," Steele "Riding a motorcycle is as much "It's a blast." Scott said. "It said. "If you lose a tire, you're as 90 percent mental, so we put the gives me a sense of freedom." basically on your own." emphasis on street strategies and Steele said although motor- Offered every spring and fall risk management," he said. cycling is not for everyone, for semester, approximately six Although, for legal purposes, those who have a desire to weeks or half of the semester the riding portion of the class learn how to ride, once they focuses on classroom work, while takes place on an enclosed do. it becomes addicting in its the other half focuses on actual course. Steele said students can own way. riding. easily transfer the techniques to "Motorcycling is contagious." "We prefer to have the stu- street riding. he said. dents do more hands-on than "The class is about learning to For the motorcycle rider edu- actual practical theory," Steele reduce the risks associated with cation class nearest you. call said. riding motorcycles, and by lower- 1-800-396-3234 or Sherry Steele said he and Mines ing the risk, we actually increase Thomas at the department of Corey Wilson/Progress teach students a mental process the enjoyment of the riding time." loss prevention and safety at that will help them aggressively Steele said. 622-2236. Eric Scott waits for a cue from the instructor during a start/stop or clutch control exercise in TRS 234

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FrM Flight flutist Jim Walker also We performed before a UK all packed University of Kentucky Brock Auditorium have during last Saturday's SUMMER Jazz issues. Festival. SCHOOL Some of 2000 us get First Summer Session to write May 9 - June 6 about Second Summer Session them. Bobby Shew, a famous trumpeter, performed at the annual Jazz Fesitval on Saturday, as professor Jonathon Martin conducted June 8 - August 3 Eastern's Jazz Ensemble Photos by Corey King/Progress For a schedule and The information call: Double Reed Day shows what if s all about Cindy Eastern

BY JENNIFER MULLINS unique and why should the aver- for me. but to many people it will However, she said she feels 606 257-3382 Assistant Accent editor age student consider going? be a very big experience." said the art is very helpful for future According to Dr. Dan Duncan Ross, who plays the oboe and is band directors and music teach- 800 432-0963 Progress An event called Double Reed of the music department, the day an elementary education major ers. !■■■ OHUMB teSBB Day would probably nol grab the will include many interesting per- from I/>uisville. Ross also pointed out that dou- allention of most. formances and clinics, not only by Lynn Ridle. who also plays the ble reed players are unique peo- In fact, many people would not faculty and students, but also by oboe and is a member of the KKU ple because they have many loves even know what a reed is. Orchestra, said she is really excit- that often keep them quite CARPENTER, O.D. special guests. Dr Carpenter was bom and reared in central West Virginia However, they probably have One of those special guests is ed and feels that all students involved. She attended Wast Virginia Wetleyan College and earned a heard of Kenny (1. and other the Northern Hills Bassoon should try to attend. "I love to do all types of differ- B.S m biology She recently graduated trcn the musicians who play instruments Ensemble, under the direction of "I think music is something ent things." Ross said. "I like to Pennsylvania Cooego or Optomelry in Philadelphia. PA Or that use a reed, a single reed. But Carpenter ha* been trained to diagnose and treat eye dis- Russell Hinkle. everyone learn other instruments, as well eases and infunes as tvel as H-tractions 'or eyeglasses and that is not what Double Reed Day The Cincinnati should enjoy," as other things that don't even contact looses Kan and her husband Androw. a resident is about. Ridle. a music deal with music." physician at U K . are enjoying their new home »n Kentucky based group is Dr Carpenter is located at Die event showcases the oboe made up of two Double R—d Day education major Duncan said that a proverb and the bassoon, two instruments from (iallatin says the oboe is "an ill wind that Mar-Tan Family Vision Center P.S.C. violinist and 12 Saturday which use double reeds. bassoonists; County said. nobody blows good." Contrary to 205 Gael Lane. Richmond Many people probably have something you I Brock Auditorium Another cool that proverb, Duncan says the 623-6643 or 623-4267 never heard or seen either of the don't hear aspect to the oboe, as well as the bassoon, are instruments, and even if they did. everyday event will unique instruments that many probably did not realize they take according lo include clinics people would enjoy. two reeds. Duncan. on how to make reeds. "This will be a pleasant after- So what is a reed? A reed is a "I have never heard this kind According to Duncan, many noon full of good music and new FOXSTUFF piece of cane fastened to the of combination." Duncan said. oboe and bassoon players develop ideas." said Duncan. CONSIGNMENT SHOP mouthpiece of the instrument Julie Ross, who is a member of the skill of making their own reeds. Double Reed Day will take which covers the air opening and tin 1-.K1 Orchestra and the KKl' Brian Moses, an experienced place on Saturday in Brock Contemporary & Designer is set into vibration by being Jazz ensemble, said many stu- reed maker, will be hosting some Auditorium. The clinics will begin blown into. dents' would enjoy the experience of the introduction to reed making at 9 a.m. and there will be a nomi- Fashions for Today's Woman Several more common instru- because it is something many classes. Both Ross and Ridle agree nal charge for those attending. All ments also take reeds, including people are nol exposed to. that the art of reed making is inter- the performances, including the 628 University Shopping Center the saxophone, clarinet and accor- "1 am from a bigger city and I esting as well as time consuming. Northern Hills Knsemble concert, Lower Level dion. have heard a lot of different "It takes a while, it is very which will take place at 3 p.m., are Richmond. KY 40475 So why is Double Reed Day so things, so this wont be that new detailed work." said Ridle. free of charge. (606)624-2253 T00H0TF0RC0FFEE? 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Award is probably the Ceramics Award; Tonya u 1 REG Hot bulbs? a Stoneworth Shirt Co., This showcase of art. the considered the top, or one of the Roger's Shoe." ceramics. Art ALWAYS!! m Annual EKU Juried Art Show, is top awards in the show. Company Inc. Award; Shannon 3 visit $3 * B2 the best chance for non-art stu- The award for the best 3-D Carter's "Iris," etching/computer O or Richmond's only Student Government Association dents to see what the Eastern work in the show, the 3-D graphics. Faculty Award; Bruce 9 minute bed O AK art department has to offer. Faculty Award, went to Matthew New's "Dyptich: Varna & c If you come to see this year's Trimble for his sculpture entitled Alabama." charcoal. ASA Award; UJ $5 OFF Large section of 3D ISubway downtown . A<> exhibit, all you need to bring is "Crack." Jason I'ichotta's "Candie Marie." rx lotions, swimwear, O Taylor Sporting Goods. < Pock of yourself and an appreciation for Trimble said it took him over graphic design. Kinko's Design & T-shirts. AIM 0% H BH fine art. 60 hours and 80 pounds of clay to Award; Michael Age's GO 10 or offwilhthisad. m The exhibit, which will only make the award-winning sculp- "Introspection." dry point etching. z riAA-CKEF. AS Z H be on display until Saturday at 5 Deans Award: Crystal Pooler's UJ more I'cital Body Tanning. "Meeee!!!" pastel. University Art p.m., is definently worth the _l Intro pack: > B2 money (it's free to everyone) & Supply Award; Brandon Smith's o with ad 33 and the trip (it's conveniently Juried Art Show "Self Portrait." oil painting; and rx $19.95 m UK Summer School. located on the 1st and 2nd Tokiko Iwakuma's "Twist." cop- B4 WM ■■Thursday, floors of the Campbell Art per/ sterling silver. Schumaker's O OUR CLIENTS ARE #1 OUR CLIENTS ARE #1 2 Building). 11:45 a.m.-2:45 p.m. Art Supply Award. No matter what kind of art you Molinaro said although some prefer, there is something for Friday, 1-4 p.m. pieces won awards and others did every taste at the exhibit. Saturday. 2-5 pjn. not. he could not pick a favorite This year's show features all out of the bunch. types of 3-D and 2-1) artwork * Giles Galtary "It would be an injustice to made by the university's most other pieces to select a favorite." skilled artists and craftsmen. said Molinaro. Everything from oil paintings, to BFA Graduating The students involved, such as silver jewelry, to a 3-D artwork Trimble and Brannaman, were made entirely of playing cards Senior Show, also amazed by the overall quality can be seen at this year's dis- Sunday. April 30. of the work this year. play. "Last year I was amazed at how Eastern art professor Joe 2-4 p.m. good the show was. and this year Molinaro said the art show prob- it's even better," Trimble said. ably features less artwork than "Once 1 go to the show I forget in past years, but has a higher I'm in a student show because a |We"P«Y"UpTo $ f^ quality of work than recent ture. Trimble, who is a senior, lot of it looks like it was done by shows. said he did not really get into professionals." "This is a year that the over- sculpting until just recently. "I thought there was a wide all quality of the work seemed "I've only been an art major for variety of works and many differ- better, but their weren't quite as less than a year." Trimble said. ent mediums, which made the many pieces." Molinaro said. "Until I got to Eastern, I never real show successful overall." Of the hundreds of pieces ly knew I could actually do art Brannaman said. ThWintyrtt* fatty iNrmi For art chair Gil Smith, who entered in the show, only 15 mas- myself." SMNJ fatty iitMkti to Miili. terpieces were lucky enough to The award for best photograph presented the awards, the best win awards. David Menton of the in the show went to James part of the show might have been Ix-xington Herald l-eader judged Brannaman's "Phases of the gratification of seeing the the awards. Autumn." results of all the effort put forth by Molinaro said the pieces were Brannaman. who has three this year's artists. Check Out Our judged mostly on "how much the photo's in the exhibit, said he was "It's really a pleasure to see artists were pushing their medi- somewhat surprised he won their pieces." Smith said. "It's ums to discover new things." because he was not even going to always gratifying to see the IUGE Selection < enter his piece originally, and did work they put in this show." 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■E'ntent'ain'ment-wS.UD.eTtS.tonej For the Hcslngs necrest you please toll TOLL-FREE Corner of Second and Water -877-nastinat (427-8464) Monday-Friday 9om-6pm Central Iiirt. Sports editor B6 Thursday, April 6, 2000 The Eastern Progress Jeremy Should college "Eric has been our most solid golfer over the last two years"—Coach Pat Stephens players be paid for their talents? Well, another season has come and none Kearney Hill no thrill Michigan State gut a champi- onship. Kastem got a new head coach. BY JEREMY STEVENSON more Brad Morris and a swing Mateen Cleeves came back for Sports editor which drove him into the top 10 his senior season with the sole pur- for the first time in his career as a poae of cutting the nets down, he did 1^'xington's Kearney Hill Golf Colonel. Morris finished in a tie Morris Peterson lost his grand- Unks was the site of the Johnny for eighth overall. He shot a 4- mother the day Owens Classic this past week- over par 220 for 54 holes. of the Spartans end. The event, hosted by UK. Stephens believes Morris is linal four win. brought 16 teams to the beautiful coming along nicely, as he hoped but two days par 72 course. Morris would. later he won his The Colonels tume9 in a good "Brad is a very capable golfer. grandmother a performance, finishing in a three- He is gaining confidence in his championship. way tie for 10th place. Kastern's golf swing, and I really believe I wonder if she final score of 907 put them 43 it's only a matter of time before had anything (o strokes over par for the tourna- we see Brad win his first colle- do with that? ment. This score was the highest giate event." Stephens said. In a day and the Colonels have shot in their Senior Brandon Tucker fin- age when kids last three tournaments. ished his three rounds three leave high school JEREMY The Colonels' usual leader strokes behind Willenbrink. for the NBA and STEVENSON had a few problems in the 54- Tucker's score of 230. 14 over par college programs Menial Floss hole tournament. Senior Kric placed him in a three-way tie for an- lucky to have ^~"""^^^— Willenbrink finished his three 51st position overall. blue chip players rounds of play with a score of Sam Covitz finished one slick around more than one season, 227. 11 strokes over par. stroke higher than Tucker. these two guys are definitely a Willenbrink's 227 put him in a tie Covitz shot a 231 for 54 holes. break from the norm. for 32nd place in the final, overall Rounding out the Colonel The NCAA has finally began standings. competitors was senior Chad seriously looking at the issue of "Kric has been our most solid Creech. Creech finished 19 over paying college players, well not pay- golfer for the last two years. He's par with a score of 235. ing them exactly, but helping them. lost a little confidence, but we're The Colonels have three I'm all for it. going to play in Huntington, W. matches left before heading into Who draws the crowds? Players. Va. this weekend, Kric's familiar the OVC Tournament. Coach Who wins the games? Players. with this course," coach Pat Stephens hopes these last three Who sweats and runs and Stephens said. matches will provide a chance for jumps and shoots? Players. Willenbrink did show signs of the team to come together and Who can't afford to fly home so why he has been Kastern's best make a run at an OVC Golf they can visit their families? Flayers. golfer of this season. He stepped on Championship. I believe if these players are the par three 15th hole one stroke Corey Wilson/Progress "Hopefully, by the end of the going to earn these universities over par. He put the ball down Senior Eric Willenbrink follows through his tee shot on the 18th hole at Kearney Hill. month well all be playing togeth- grabbed his long iron and parked er, and when the OVC money, they should at least get Tournament comes up. I think some type of compensation. the ball within four feet of the hole. Willenbrink said as he walked to his line and sank the birdie putt to looked on. "I'm one over (par) right now, the green on the hole. bring him back to even par, as his The leader for the Colonels in we'll have a good chance to win I've heard people say a million it." Stephens said. times that they do get paid. These but I'm about to make that up." Willenbrink knell down, found mother, father and sister all this tournament would be sopho- players are getting an education for their ability to play a sport. Yes, they do get scholarships, but the universities also get money everytime they play a game on the road. Why else does Eastern send its Tennis teams open outdoor teams up the road to get whipped? Kastem does it for the same reasons those schools even smaller than Kastem send their season with TSU and Govs teams here to get whipped. Tigers with a 4-0 win. All the Colleges and universities will pay BY BRYAN WILSON Sports writer Colonels playing in the game won to beat your team. all their matches. I mean really, it's basically like The men and women's tennis WfcStfcApril 8, 10 *.m. Junior Brad Herrera, senior them saying 'Hey, why don't you teams opened the 2000 outdoor Whf :Greg AdsmsOutJoor Christian l^entz and freshman 1 tester send your team on down, we'll season last weekend with three finished strong in their matches. beat em like drums and send conference wins. Term* Center Herrera shutout his opponent 6- them back with $20,000.' Friday and Sunday at the Greg Wk*K«HlTllfc0B 0 in both matches. Lentz and That's a deal. Adams Outdoor Tennis Center, Lester won 6-1 in both of their Seriously though, the time has the Colonels began the new sea- matches. come to seriously kx>k into this issue. son with The Lady Colonels also won Some solutions proposed have Swanepoel, junior Tara Williams, games against the Governors of freshman Andie Hill and fresh- big in their game against been things like letting them bor- Austin Peay and the Tigers of Tennessee State. 7-2. All the lady row money against future earnings. man Kelly Williams helped Tennessee State. Kastem take the win. Colonels playing in the game won Another proposed solution is to On Friday against Austin Peay. all their matches. give them $2.(XX) per semester for K. Williams finished strong with Colonels fee Lester and John two shutout matches, 6-0 and 6-0, The Colonels record is 1-1 in traveling and leisure expenses. Forrister won two matches for conference play and the Lady Face it, many of today's top col- over Lady Governor Kimberly F.astern. but it was not enough for Grant. Colonels are 2-0 in the OVC. lege players did not come from the win. The Colonels lost the Eastern will be on the courts families with incomes that will On Sunday, the Tennessee first game to the Governors 7-0. State Tigers came to town and again in conference play allow for them lo bring their child Corey Wilson/Progress The I.ady Colonels won their Saturday hosting Eastern Illinois home to visit. both the men and women came Senior Christian Lentz shows his displeasure with a shot in the first weekend game over the Lady awa> 'ith victories. at Greg Adams Outdoor Tennis Some of us are only a few hours Governors, 7-2. Freshman Sandy or even a few minutes away from Colonels first outdoor match of the spring against Austin Peay. The men shutout the opposing Center. home, but look at someone like Tayshaun Prince; Prince is from Compton. Calif. Compton is not exactly an affluent suberb of his ► Softball Angeles, let's be real. N.W.A. is from Compton. I never heard them rap about anything positive. So, I have a good feeling Prince cannot just afford to hop on a plane and go Softball team wins when it matters visit home. Is that fair? BY DEVIN KLARER of the name to open OVC play THE BOYS OF SUMMER Assistant sports editor with a "W" on the roster. Another way to tell that there With one out and two run- will be no for a With the start of conference ners on in the bottom of the few months is when you start to play comes the start of the "real" seventh, the Colonels found here names like Griffey, I-arkin, season for the Kastern Softball themselves trailing 4-6. The Sosa. McGwire, and Martinez. Colonels. Players and coaches team's chances for a victory did I'm in a very weird place here. alike know the games leading up not look good. But that all Being this close to Cinicinnatti puts to the start of OVC competition are changed with one swing of the me in a Reds zone, but wait, I'm a really jusi a warm-up for confer- bat as Herrington put a blast Cubs fan-thank god for WGN. ence play because a team's record into ihe ball that sent it over the I will admit, the Reds will get in non-conference games means fence and ended the game as me into CINergy Field this sea nothing at the end of the year. she crossed home plate. son. I went a couple of times last With that said, it would be safe to I lerrington's game winning blast season, but that was only because say the Colonels are winning when il was not the first for the Colonels Sosa and my boys were in town. matters most They are winning in this year. Kastern also won two con- Now. I have a whole new rea- the OVC. Despite a sub-par 16-18 tests in Florida over spring break son to go. record in noivconference games, die on game-winning homers, which The Michael Jordan of baseball Colonels won their first three confer- are usually rarities in softball. is only 80 miles away. ence games against Austin Peay this Kristin Mahon and Jesskra Soto I urge anyone who enjoys base- weekend and proved their season, combined to give up only five hits in ball to get out and see Ken Griffey Jr. up to this point, has helped the team the opener with Austin Peay. Soto Junior already has 398 home runs. gain valuable experience and pre- pitched the seventh inning to come Let's look at this. pare them for the "real" season. up with the win. (.riffey is 31 years old. The After the Coktnels lost their final In the second game of the home run record set by Hank two non-conference games to the series. Kastern did not quite have Aaron stands at 755. Dayton Flyers last Thursday, the Colonels came back strong on the offensive numbers they posted Griffey needs 357 home runs lo in the first game. They used a bal- become the new home run leader. Saturday and Sunday by sweeping the Austin Peay Govs in a three anced attack and outstanding pitch- Corey Wilson'Progress Griffey came to Cinci from the ing to come up with the 3-1 victory American U-ague. hxik at Sosa and game home stand. The Colonels Kristlna Mahon slings a pitch to a waiting Austin Peay batter Saturday have now won 12 oul of 17 after over die Govs. McGwire, no one in the American Seven of the nine Kastem bat- sive attack. Colonels left no doubt they games of her Kastem career in the I-eague came close to putting up looking shaky at times during a 13- game slide earlier in the year. ters had base hits in the game. Soto Kenee LeBlanc went 2-4 on were the superior team. 9-0 victory. Csora pitched the com- home run numbers like these two pitched the first live innings for the the game to extend her team- LeBlanc's home run in the first plete game shutout while striking guys. I believe when you combine The Colonels edged the (Jovs 7-6 in the first game of the series on win. With the two wins, Soto now high hitting streak to nine games at bat in the first inning gave out live and walking only one. Griffey with National league ball has the best record of all three through Sunday. I.eBlanc is also the Colonels a lead they would Kastem hosts Tennessee lech parks you get a very high likely Saturday with freshman short stop Amy Herrington providing the late Colonel pitchers at 7-5. among the league leaders in the never relinquish en route to a in a double header today at 3 hood for lots of home runs. Kelly Pikula, Kim Sarrazin and dominating 9-0 win. p.m. at Hood Field before travel- I believe we will see Griffey inning heroics. Kastern overcame a OVC in runs scored per game. break Aaron's record before 2009. »Wi sixth inning deficit by scoring Herrington all hit doubles in the In the final game of the Freshman pitcher Jonelle ing to Southeast Missouri for a seven runs in the last two innings second game leading the offen- weekend with Austin Peay, the Csora pitched one of the best three-game series. The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April K. 2000 Sports B 7 ► Baseball

Colonel hurler Chip Albright bears down- before deliv- ering a pitch to a Murray St batter in Stee-rike! action Saturday Colonel pitching makes day Albright BY JOHN HAYS Eagle soars Colonels to win Sports writer Corey Eagle came to Turkey Going into the bottom of the fourth Hughes Eield Sunday afternoon with inning Saturday, things could not have one thing on his mind—victory. Two- looked brighter for Andy Russelberg. hours later he accomplished what he Murray State's starting pitcher held the had planned for the Racers. A four-hit, Colonels of Eastern Kentucky hitless. twelve-strikeout complete game. The striking out five along the way. He was Colonels won 7-2. dominating the game. "We got a great performance out of Brad Sizemore had other things in Eagle," Ward said. "He really showed a mind. Working Russelberg to a 2-2 lot of heart out there in a complete count, Sizemore patiently waited on the game performance." pitch he was looking for. He took Besides giving up a two-run single to advantage of a chest-high fastball, send- Nathan Taylor in the fourth inning. ing it over the left-center field wall, Eagle (4-4) was nearly perfect. He breaking up the no-hit bid and opening allowed only two hits over the final five up a six-run inning for the Colonels. innings. That was all the support Eastern Trailing 2-0 in the fourth inning. starter Chip Albright needed. Albright Sharp blasted a two-out, three-run held the Racers scoreless in the final homer off Racer starter Chris Gray. three innings, giving the Colonels a 6-1 Basil followed with another roundtrip- victory. Albright (4-2) scattered six hits per the next inning, a two-run shot that while striking out six in a complete scored Mike Schneider. game performance. "The three-run shot by Sharp just "Chip's just a great competitor," ignited us." Ward said. "Gray gave us coach Jim Ward said. "Coach Edwards some trouble at the beginning of the has worked with him making some game. but. where he pitched Saturday. adjustments. We're just really pleased 1 think he wore down some and we with his performance." were able to score some runs." Jason Sharp followed Sizemore's The Colonels touched (iray (2-5) for home run with a single, scoring Adam seven runs on eight base hits. He Basil. Tom White and Kiley Vaughn struck out eight Colonels. produced runs with a double and a two- Eastern added another run in the run single to end Eastern's scoring. sixth on a Tim Booghier double that "Russelberg was throwing very scored Tom White. well." Ward said. "I think he wore down The Colonels upped its record to 13- there in the fourth and we were fortu- 15 overall and 8-1 in the OVC. while nate to get some timely hits." Murray fell to l(>-17 overall and 5-3 in Albright retired the final eight bat- the conference. ters he faced, capping off a brilliant "We have a lot of respect for pitching effort. Murray." said Ward. "We would've In the second game of the double- liked to have had all three but we'll set- tle for the two victories." header, Murray State connected on two Corey Wilson/Progress solo home runs off Eastern starter Scott Santa on its way to a 3-2 victory, snapping the Colonels seven game Clnci beats Eastern 11-3 OVC winning streak. "Scott just wasn't getting his break- Eastern journeyed north March 28 ing ball over," said Ward. "He hung a to take on the Cincinnati Bearcats at couple of breaking balls and really was- Johnny Bench Field. Playing on a turf n't at his best." named for the Hall of Fame catcher Brad (.angdon led off the second did not seem to mesmerize the inning with a home run to left-center Colonels. field giving the Racers a l-() advantage. With four consecutive walks and a 1- Chris Johnson followed suit in the 0 lead, Kaslern seemed to be in the dri- third, lifting a Santa curve ball over the ver's seat. With the bases loaded and left field wall, making the score 2-0. one out. Kyle DiKduardo came on in "You have to respect Murray," Ward relief of Dusty Shrorer and shut the said. They are offensively dangerous door on the Colonels rally. and any time you get the ball up on The Bearcats would score live runs in them it can be trouble." the second inning off Eastern starter Nic 'ITie Colonels would rally in the sixth Lively and three more in the fifth off on a RBI double by Basil, who then stole third base. With the potential Shane Billau on their way to an 11-3 victo- tying run on third, Sharp hit a grounder to third baseman Preston Weatherly. A pair of run-scoring singles and a two-run homer by designated hitter Weatherly threw Basil out at the plate Brad Schutz would start the barrage and killed Eastern's comeback efforts. by Cincinnati, Kastern's Adam "They (Murray) were playing back Crowder countered with a lead off and conceding the tying run." Ward home run in the fourth to cut the lead said. "But we didn't execute and they to 6-2. Crowder went 2-4 to lead the won a tight one and that's going to hap Colonels. pen when you play a good team." Kevin Youkilis' RBI double followed Santa (2-2) gave up six hits and by Craig Tewes single added fuel to the three runs in four innings. Spencer Bearcat's lire, scoring two runs in the fol- Boleys worked three innings in relief, lowing two innings. Kiley Vaughn led off striking out two and allowing two hits. the fifth with a homer for the Colonels. Murray's Preston Hesley worked lively (2-2) worked three innings, giv- Corey Wilson/Progress four and two-thirds of an inning for the ing up nine runs on eight hits. Billau and Corey Eagle leads a crew of Colonels in watering the infield in preperation the second game of a double head- Kacers. allowing one run while scatter- Holey each gave up one run in two innings er with Murray St. on Saturday. ing five hits. of relief.

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Colonels kicked off spring is slated for t> p.m. Tickets for the banquet may be in the 5,000 meter run with his (606) 625-5222 practice Monday purchased by visiting the EKU 14:20:56 time. Football banquet to be Athletics Ticket Office in Room Sun. - Thu. 9 a.m. to 1 a.m. Coach Roy Kidd's Eastern Kentucky University Colonel foot- held April 14th 126 of Alumni Coliseum or bj Eastern greets new F'ri. - Sat. 9 a.m. to 2 a.m. ball team kicked of spring prac- The Fastern Kentucky football phoning the ticket office at («») strength coach 218 South Porter Dr. 622-2122 or 1-800-262-7493 inside tice Monday with hopes of bring- team will hold its annual banquet Eastern Kentucky University Eastern Bypass, Exit 87 ing home an < AC title this fall. Friday. April 14th at the Stratton Kentucky. Athletic Director Jeff Long has The Colonels return 11 starters Building Cafeteria on campus. Men and women's track announced that as of March 20th. and 35 lettermen from last year's The banquet will begin at 7:30 Jeff Barnard is Fastern's new Walk-ins welcome! squad which hopes to improve p.m. and will be preceded by 6:30 team excel in N.C. Strength and Conditioning upon last year's records of 7-4 reception on the cafeteria's sec- Eastern's men and women's Coach. record. ond level. track teams made its presence felt Barnard comes to Eastern via The Colonel's offense will be Highlighting the banquet will be at the North Carolina State Wake Forest University where he bolstered by a levy of returning guest speaker George Floyd. Floyd, University relays last weekend. was the assistant strength and starters. Senior quarterback a former All-American defensive The women were led by conditioning coach since 1997. Waylon Chapman, tailback Corey back (or Fastern in 19H0 and 1981, seniors Kcnyetta Origsby and Barnard had worked with W A S M Crume and fullback Chad Culver was recently inducted into the l.ystra Bartholomew. In the pre- strength programs for the Plea .i i:np .in'i tn'iiuj tins i. .u(uii bring a wealth of experience to College Football Fame. liminaries last Friday, (irigsby Deamon Deacons football, men's ■ i the offensive backfield. An auction will also be held placed eighth in the 100 meter and women's basketball, base- Senior wide rrcirvers Tyrone which will benefit the Worn (leal event with a lime of 14:!il sec- ball and women's volleyball Browning and Alex Bannister Club. Eastern's booster organiza- onds, followed by Bartholomew teams efore joining the lend experienced hands as do tion that is primarily made up of close behind with a time of 14.34. Colonels. offensive lineman Lewis Diaz and former Colonel football players, The seniors' performances in After graduating from Illinois GREAT TANNING Brett O'Buck. Several items of interest that Saturday's finals were even better Stale University in 1994, I1ICMMONU b ONLY WOLFF SYSTEM FIRS I CLASS TANNING SALON Seven defensive starters also will be up for bid include: auto- with (irisby finishing sixth with a Barnard was assistant strength " Bratfl ■ ' Naw Bulbs (BaManum PMia) return. Defensive ends Shorty graphed jerseys ol live NFL play- time of 14.41 seconds with and conditioning coach at his Combs and Nick Hill bolster the ers - Jerry Rice, sieve Young, Bartholomew placing eighth at alma mater for two years, condi- trenches while Nick Sullivan and Iyrone Hopson. John Jackson 14.64. tioning the entire athletics pro- first Adam Rader are back at line- and former Fastern standout The women's relay team was gram. backer. (.'had Bratzke: an autographed also impressive as the 4x100 team visit The defensive backfield return football ol Cleveland Browns placed sixth with a 46.9 second starters Yeremiah Bell. J.I). Jewell quarterback Tim Couch; a Tim showing with the 4x200 team Women's basketball man- and Kris Nevels. Couch/Peyton Manning auto- placing fifth at 1:40:53. ager position open Chapman will be challenged graphed football: a San Francisco Freshman Kathy Dodsworth New Bulbs! for the quarterback spot by senior 49'ers team autographed football: placed sixth in the discus throw The Eastern Kentucky Lady Chad Collins and redshirt fresh- and two road trips joining the with a distance of 45.98 meters. Colonels are looking for someone man Shedrick Wright. Colonel football team on the road In the men's division, fresh- who is interested in managing the Pink Haminuo The Colonels are working this season, including one trip lo man James M ut use excelled in ladies' basketball team. Anyone l.iinndi'N \ I aiming (Jo. toward their annual Maroon- Orlando. Florida for Eastern's the 3000 meter steeplechase who may be interested can con- «.:«> Itiu Hill Aw. • 623*0076 White Spring (lame set for April October 14th game with Central event placing sixth with a time of tact Head Coach Larry Joe Inman '. Ml .1 III III II III. Moil \jt.. Ill j III |H f. III. Sii 15th at Rov Kidd Stadium. Kickoff Florida 9:06:16. Mutuse also finished 13th at (122-2127.

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When we were Check 'em out if you weighing out get a chance. They're our options for well worth the cover this month's cover and charge and more. centerspread, we had two interesting chok- es—a story on Lexington IVLade a road trip band The .357s or the down to Memphis on the magnificent "Lost 18th to catch Springsteen Highway" type piece at the Pyramid Arena. that our photo editor The Boss has trimmed Corey Wilson did on the back to a three hour set 5 The Red Not 150-year-old Perm's as opposed to the three Store. And although hour and 20 minute set Chili Peppers we're all about covering he was doing on the last Ready !• heat up the local music scene, we leg of the tour in the fall Rupp Arena decided to go with of'99. Wilson's story and art. Got several more of Quite frankly, it was those shows to attend, 6 Penes just too damn strong to including St Louis on not use in a dominant the eighth, Nashville on Store fashion. And what the the 12th and Louisville ISO yean tf it hell, we'd never run a on the 15th. picture of an outhouse Spent some time on the old on the cover before. Beale Street while in But all you local bands Memphis. Cool place don't fret. We certainly ■ Paul FkrtchertEDGe with juke joints and haven't forgotten about blues dubs lining both 8 EDGE Poetry you. We're just trying to Peems by Rodney During my travels down the Loot Highway i often encounter unique people, sides of the street It's be diverse. places and things. The photograph above was taken on Bardstown Road in Louisville. Members almost like walking back yfoOcnbanof Of course, we like of the Louisville-based Night Hawgs motorcycle club were kind enough to let me take a few pic- into the 1930s. doing the Lost Highway tures of their Harteys while they were having a Sunday morning gathering at Whiskey Bobs. type stuff too. We enjoy going out and finding the unique Store story. And it shows too. He in a high energy blend of pop- n and unusual and bringing it to did a great job capturing the rock and Americana reminiscent We'd like to wel- you each month. mystique of the place in words of Neil Young and Tom Petty. come writer Jessica Griffin on We've found there's a story and on film. They've just released their sec- board beginning with this down every highway in every lit- We think you'll be impressed. ond album, Hours After Daunt, on month's issue. She just happened tle town that's just waiting to be Lexington's Hello Records. to be a Red Hot Chili Peppers Cover art: Corey WUeon fanatic when we needed one. captured this view from told. And we enjoy going out They'll be back in Richmond for and running 'em down for ya. I saw The 357s for the first an April 14th appearance at M.F You can read her take on the inside the toilet that is stM Peppers as well as her review of used at Perm's Store. Wilson spent somewhere time last month and I must say I Hooligans along with South 75. The song lyric In the cen- around 30 hours researching, was quite impressed with this They're also planning to hit the the new ,357s album. terspread is from Screen writing and shooting the Perm's Lexington outfit. They specialize road for a tour this summer. Doorby Uncle Tupelo. PaulFletcher

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www.progress.eku.edu M Closed T 1:30-5:30 117 Donovan Annex, Richmond, KY Hours: Phone: (606) 622-1861 Fax: (606) 622-2354 W 3:30-5:30 R 11:45-2:45 E-Mail: F 11-2 F 1-4 Sat 2-5 if The Flat landers 3 1 They really are ! more a legend than a band ^k ^% :11 a.m., Monday, March 6. The only official recording they F Speeding along through ever made was released in 1972 only JL jLmm\W rolling hills and corn- on 8-txack tape. But in 1990, Rounder fields of south-central Indiana. Records released the aptly titled U.S. Highway 150 winds its way More A Legend Than A Band on CD. through this part of the state like a The three have stayed friends and snake and I'm probably driving have continued to work together way too fast. Speedometer clipping over the past 30 or so years. All at the 70 mile per hour mark. three have been and still If one of those Indiana are critically hailed deputy sheriffs catches up songwriters. with me, I'll get a ticket The "reunion" tour longer than this crooked consists of eight dates stretch of highway. in the midwest and the Look at that! A herd of northeast and culrii- deer grazing WAY too close nates with a ninth and to the side of the highway. If final show on April I meet up with one of those 16th in Houston. damn things, the front end LOST Bloomington was the of this Pontiac will crumple fourth stop of the tour. like a tin can. HIGHWAY "They're going great I ain't too worried about it PAUL FLETCHER and they're just getting though. I'm tired and sleepy better," Jimmie Dale (as always) and I've got three more Gilmore said of the three previous hours to get home. Three more shows. "We're having a lot of fun." hours but I'm covering ground. Not He wasn't lying. The show was another car on the road. Tonight, filled with wisecracks and 30-year- she belongs to me. Tonight I OWN old stories from the west Texas this crooked road! plains. And of course, folks were I had fun tonight. Bloomington is treated to some great Texas-style a cool town, a real funky place. Pubs, country classics .is well .is a heavy clubs, coffee houses. Lot of cix>I kids, dose of new Flatlanders material. , i lot of action on the streets. Need "In case you haven't noticed, the more of that in Richmond I'd say. onlv thing these new songs have in Saw a good show tonight too; an common is they're all weird," joked interesting show. It's not often 1 get Gilmore during the show. "Weird is gcxxl though." The Flatlanders reuniuon tour made a stop at the historic Buskirk-Chumley Theater in to see three legends Bloomington, Ind. The theater opened in the 1920s and has recently been restored on the same stage at the same time The Flatlanders show no signs of And hey folks, I'm talking about slowing down after 30 years in the REAL country music business. All three core members here, born and bred on are still writing and the plains of west Texas im ant an recording, and .1 second and totally unlike that Flatlanders album is commercial shit they're gtaaaaamalatal even in the works. pumping out of Damn! Took long Nashville these days. aaaataataa enough! It's onlv been 28 I'm not quite sure bafaraTMats yean since their debut. why they're calling this "We're working on a a reunion tour though, record," Ely said, "I've since this is the first tntust wnt§ 'MI got .i record coming Flatlanders tour ever. out in a couple of "We never have," I Butch NMCSCk months, Jimmie just remembered had one released. So saying when I asked we're getting some him how long it had been since the stuff together." Texas Legends. Abovo: Joe Ely group had toured together. "We So be looking for new material stepped off the tour bus to enjoy a cup or just lived in a house together and from these three. And I'll guarantee coffee and check out the local scenery on played together." you it'll be worth the wait. the streets of Bloomington. Right: Jimmie The Flatlanders came together in And oh yeah, by the way. I did Dale Gilmore hurries off to do a sound the early 70s in Lubbock, Tex.is make it home alive. No deer, no sound check before the show. My request The core members of the group deputies. Just fond memories of to attend was respectfully declined. were Ely, and three legendary gtxxl of boys from Photos by Paul Fletcher . Texas doing what they do best. g i

initial release. Crim and Jason Burchett trade licks on the guitar. Bassist Jeff Above: The .357s are (from left): Chappie and drummer Brian Osborne guitarist Earl Crim; drummer Brian The latest Hello Records release Read Jessica Osborne; lead vocalist/guitarist from The .357s titled Hours after lead the rhythm section as The .357s mix Jason Burchett and bassist Jeff Dawn literally shoots right at you. their bluesy-rock with some hard-dri- Griffins review Chappie. The band has just The album begins with the compelling ving rock-n-roll reminiscent of Chuck of the latest released their second album titled cover—a beautiful woman drawing a Berry and Keith Richards. Naming influ- Hours After Dawn. Below: Drummer Brian Osborne bead on you with a Smith and Wesson. ences such as The Replacements and Lou release from The Reed's Velvet Underground, the band bangs out the rhythm during a Then, the music takes over. The gritty recent show at M.F. Hooligans. The riffs and kick-ass lead breaks found has many styles to model themselves .357s en aage 9. band will be playing in Richmond throughout the album make this band after. on April 14. worth checking out. "The Rolling Stones were really one of What makes this band go is the the first bands that I was actually crazy diverse style they throw their heart and about," Burchett said. "I have listened to soul into in each song. From the first them for pretty much all of my life and track. Never Quits, a ditty about striking they are the basis for what I do. I also lis- out in the world and the lessons learned, ten to a lot of country and alternative, so to the gutsy ballad No One Can Tell, The I'm pretty flexible." .357s reach both ends of life's spectrum. "I think I checked out the Stones Tattoo The Sevens are currently with Hello You from the library in the eight grade," Records, a Lexington-based company, Crim said with a laugh. "And I don't which concentrates mostly on talent think I ever returned it." throughout the Bluegrass. Although they Flexible indeed, as anyone who buys mesh like seasoned veterans, the band the record will find out. If you've ever has been together for only a short time, imagined a combination of Tom Petty, forming in 1997. The Rolling Stones and a little Cheap "We met through mutual friends," Trick, then imagine Hours, although The said lead guitarist Earl Crim. "And we -357s stress a style of their own. released our first CD in a little over six "I would say the CD is influenced by months later." some of the groups I mentioned before, Their first release. Real Tough World, but not real heavy on them all," Crim was the second release by the then fledg- said. "You might hear something in one ling Hello label. The band has gone of the songs that remind you of some through some 1ine-up changes since the continues on page 9 Photos by Corey WMson/EDGE \ Red Hot in Rupp Young Kentucky girl in a push June 27,1988. His death caused a up bra/falliri all over my self to lick great amount of turmoil in the Chili Peppers bringing music of a generation to Lexington your heart and taste your health band. Drummer Jack Irons quit. i Keidis was also a heroin addict Cool. Anthony Keidis at the time of Slovak's death, s wrote a song about and still battles the drug to this me. Well, maybe not, day. but I like to pretend Current guitarist John he did every time I Frusciante is a recovering heroin listen to Scar Tissue on the Red addict as well. Frusciante left the Hot Chili Peppers latest band for several years to album Californication, deal with the fame, their best to date (includ- which exploded around ing 1991's phenomena the Chili Peppers after BloodSugarSexMagik). BloodSugarSexMagik. I've loved the Red Hot "I got it into my head Chili Peppers since the that stardom was some- moment I saw lead thing evil. If you were a singer Anthony Keidis rock star, you were try- running shirtless in slow ing to put people on," motion, with his long Frusciante said in the A 7 shiny hair flowing pIv.p Cmrv P"' - 1999 issue of behind him, in the rtAtt IIUIK RoUi„g stone. He video for Under the JESSICA GRIFFIN played on the Bridge in 1991. Once I Mother's Milk and got past how sexy he looked, I BloodSugarSexMagik albums, realized the song rocked too. then quit in 1992, and rejoined Under the Bridge was the the band on April 29,1998. band's first top 5 hit, despite the Frusciante's presence was fact that it was released in 1991 sorely missed on the 1995 album PhOla submitted and the band had been together One Hot Minute, when former Th* Rad Hot Chili Peppers are (from left): guitarist John Frusciante; drummer Chad Smith; bassist Flea since 1982. Four high school Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave and lead vocalist Anthony Keidis. They will play In Lexington on April 9. buddies from L.A. formed Tony Narvarro was in the band. the Chili Peppers U.S. tour does Flow and the Miraculously Frusciante's return, however, of how powerful mis band can if I'm still a slut/I've got to take it Majestic Masters of Mayhem. has undoubtedly produced the be when the talents of Keidis, on the other side. not kick off until March 28 in Minneapolis. Eleven concerts The lineup of mis oddly named success of Californication. His Flea and Frusciante are com- Keidis also focuses on a theme band consisted of singer/lyricist unforgettable guitar riffs in bined. It is no coincidence that throughout the album: later, on April 9, the Red Hot Anthony Keidis, guitarist Hillel songs Tike All Around the World the albums Frusciante played on California. Chili Peppers will grace Rupp "It's about California and Arena with their presence, along Slovak, bassist Michael Balzary and Parallel Universe remind me are the group's largest sellers. with the Foo Fighters. I cannot (better known as Hea), and Jack He is the yeast that makes the Hollywood having such an bread rise. impact on the planet, of the good even describe how excited I am Irons on drums. to have the chance to see such a Over the years, the Chili Lyrically, Californkaxkm is also and bad of that," he told David the Peppers best album. Keidis Fricke in Rolling Stone. "Of how phenomenal band LIVE. No Peppers have seen several line- glass screen separating me from up changes, including a whop- has moved away from the Give it people dream of this weird mag- ical place that is really kind of one of the best bands of my gen- ping eight different guitarists away give it away give it away now, wMptonrai the end of the world, the eration. and four different drummers that was BloodSugarSexMagik Western Hemisphere's last Sure, there will be no slow (Keidis and Flea remain the only HlMlffltli and written more mature lyrics like. Pour my life into a paper stop." motion, or even Keidis' long founding band members). ImtlMtts Though Californication has flowing hair, but it does not mat- Unfortunately, Hillel Slovak cup/the ashtray's full and I'm art $32.75. been out for over nine months. ter! 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Roll south down Kentucky Hwy. 243 from Gravel Switch, take the right fork a cou- ple miles down, cross the bridge off the main road and slooooaw down. Plod down the dusty road along the trickling creek bed and you've just landed nearly two centuries back in history. Welcome to Perm's Store. The oldest, single-family __ it ; \r- _J .—-■ owned and operated country store in * America. Not Kentucky. America. 1 Drive too fast and you might miss it. Perm's Store is cozily tucked at the bot- tom of one of the region's familiar knobs. It's older 'n hell. Looks like it too. Not in disrepair. Just old. It's been in operation Penn': by the Penn family since 1850. Before the Civil War! The year 2000 marks its 150- year anniversary and the years are still mounting. count You might run into longtime Perm's customer Frank Wilcher. He drops by on a near daily basis to chat a while. He's is stil been a regular at Perm's Store all his life and over half the store's life. Current store owner Alma Penn says he's been coming to the store longer than anyone righ still living has. "Well I'm 85-years-old and I been comin' here ever since I can remember," Frank said. "I'd come down here and talk with Hack Penn (former Perm's owner) two or three times a day." church, and closes around 5 p.m. or glad to see 'em. Molly is quick to give to death. It's not new but it's not old," Pli Perm's Store prides itself on tradition. when the last customer decides it's time customers a tail wag and a friendly lick Dava said. "Everybody says don't change gii Things stay pretty much the same at the to head home. Store hours are loose. or two. The cats are bathed in warm sun- a thang', don't change a thang', but you store. Same Perm family. Same lack of "It's the country so give or take a few light as they snooze on the porch. They're gotta keep it from fallin' down." cu running water. Same dirt road. Same minutes," Dava said. on windowsills, floorboards and old lad- Planks for the new porch floor are from Ke friendly people. Same thick Kentucky Seems to work. Why change it? der-back chairs. A serene image of coun- an old smokehouse. Weathered but new. drawls. Same herb garden. Same bam- On a cool day, you can smell the try life is permanently exposed into the "It's been fixed two or three times that Nc siding exterior. Same country atmosphere. smoke puffing out of an old soot-stained minds of all passersby. I know of in my lifetime," Tincy said. "T "I can't tell a bitta' difference in this brick chimney. Smells like the country. The cats all came from one female. "They just wear out They (visitors) break wi store now than I could 80-years ago. The chimney pokes a hole through an Now we have a whole litter," Dava said. the ends off and there ya' are." cal Looks the same now as the first time I unpainted tin roof. Chalky coal smoke Molly's arrival is bittersweet. There's one way in and one way out of di« ever seen it," Frank said. "The old horse billows like a cloud against the winter "I had to wait for a man who was the place. A dark-wood, well-worn and tar is just about to fall down, but they've got brown hillside. The smoke comes from dropping three puppies along the side of rusty-handled screen door. Customers CO it lookin' pretty good." red-hot burning the road," Dava are greeted with a "well hi there!" Yo Family and friends call 84-year-old coals in a Warm said. "I had to Countless visitors and patrons abound ( Alma Penn by her popular nickname, Morning model wait for him to from across the world, country, state and ori 'Tincy." Her daughter Doris, 55, and 521 stove set per- do his dirty deed. region have passed through that door. wi twin granddaughters Dava and Dawn, manently at the After he took off, "We get mo6t of our business from no 34, assist her in the store's operation. store's heart. I brought them tourists," Dava said. "First of all it was all "This place holds on to the past. People Visitors are cer- all home and local business. Then it became half oh love to come in, sit down and talk," Dava tain to be greeted kept Molly." tourists and half local. Now it's almost all sai said. "When people come here, they have at the front porch Walk up to the tourists. Some people come from itty- to leave their egos at the door and come by a wide array of front porch and bitty foreign countries," Dava said. ate in here and slooooow down." cats and a mid- something is dif- Celebrities who have visited or corre- ne Don't hurry. You've got plenty of time night black dog ferent. sponded with Penn's include Chet to get there. The place is open every day named Molly. "We got that Atkins, Lorianne Crook and Charlie of of the week. Opens up around 10 a.m., They let customers porch down and Chase, Ralph Emery and the Kentucky a> except Sunday when it opens up after know Penn's is we're just thrilled Headhunters. 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84-year-old Tincy Ponn (front) and her grandaughter, Dava Osbom. manage Penn's Store on a daily basis. They enjoy the family tradition surrounding the store. ins Store, the oldest mtry store in America till survivng.... gtit here in Kentucky

The interior of Penn's Store is as rustic as the exteri- or. Over the past 150 years, scores of visitors have Playboy Magazine photo shoot for a local tor never signs in. The mailman. strolled across this floor and warmed themselves by P girl in the mid 1990s. If s so quiet inside the store that the the coal stove. The store occasionally encounters a only sounds you hear are the trickling Working men often stop by the store to After all, Tincy's favorite part customer with peculiar conceptions of creek, hissing cats, breeze-blown leaves grab an ice-cold soda out of the red and of the store is, "Sellin' to the people," m Kentucky life. out front and an infrequent four-wheeler. "I hate a four-wheeler. I hate a four- white antique box cooler with a shiny sil- she said. "We had one tourist here from the Those wishing to chat a while may Northwest," Dava said. wheeler," Dava said. ver lid. The old cooler's got a faded yel- lean on hand-rubbed countertops or "The gentleman strolled in The inside's not only low "Little Store" logo on its face. A bot- glass display cases. If you plan on set- >k with a common stereotypi- quiet; you can't see too tle opener on the front is now deemed well either. See enough to useless with today's soda packaged in tling in you may choose to rest on a cal misconception, 'How dark antique ladder-back chair. The did you get so metropoli- get what you need though. aluminum cans. scene reminds you of a barber shop tan?' he said. 'You're not A handful of bare light "D'yall move this since the last time I lounge, the way they're all lined up on cooking on the stove. bulbs scatter 60-or so was here?" a former soda deliveryman one side. You're not barefoot.'" watts of gold tinted light asks. "I don't remember this sittin' Stories, stories and more stories. One visiting couple, here and about. The front here." Conversations typically revolve around originally from Chicago, of the store's lit by free An Amish gentleman, sipping a soda, the weather, inflation, memories, tales was amazed at the lack of energy—sunlight. You can chuckles in the background at his noise in the country. best see what's up front buddy's recollections. and local gossip. "The thing about this old store is ill "Well.. .you hear a coy- when the morning light Funny thing, you buy a soda here and ote sometimes," Dava _ diffuses through the you have to stroll to the next county there's always someone to blab to," patron Judith Estes said. ill said. MVI tSfem opened screen door and over to pay for it. The Boyle and Casey A visitor's register rests ^^^^^^M the single-paned, robber- county lines slice directly through the "'Course all the stories are true," Dava atop a wooden counter proof, chicken wire rein- center of the store. Men walk, soda in said. near the store's entrance. Some people forced windows. The extreme sidelight hand, to the rear counter where Tincy Martin Wilson "Dick" Perm, who died 4gn. Some don't Hard to tally the scores casts long shadows behind items stand- sits anticipating the sale. They skip a in 1913, was an herb specialist. He grew of people who pass through this door in ing on the floor and provides a rolling couple of coins toward the wooden reg- them for years right outside the store. a year's time. Especially during the sum- texture to the narrow floorboards that ister. Quarters? Dimes? Doesn't matter. mer months. However, their favorite visi- normally lie flat in darkness. It's less than a buck. continued on page 10 e*-:. Rodney Wolfenbaiger is a 20-year-old English major from Middlesboro. Wolf enbarger says he writes poetry to communi- i Poetry cate, to understand him- self better and to explore his thoughts, emotions and feelings. If s relaxing and enjoying," he said. 1 "Most of the poetry I write is addressed to someone or analytical of an event or feeling." by Rodney Ulolfenbarger

woman the happy happy people put the past behind you like the skin of an in their castles built of sand stop boxing those shadows emancipated man i read their unauthored stories a string of paper dolls step a little lighter against the skeleton bone does he know how she feels? walking hand in hand like your weightless soul such a false approach but it doesn't make it real laughing when their eyes don't wrinkle tell me all your secrets broad smiles cast in vain we'll watch the cardboard faces bum why are they together? an industrial marriage as the fires on your own why does she hang around? for the love of a name is put out by the tears you've worn carpenters of the 21 st she says there's no love there silence- that awful sound simple minds lead simple lives dream aloud to me century victims of idiot wind cry in front of me she speaks of his name manage to make it this far lay your fears on me i wanted -to build sometimes, almost cries let yourself be free something wishing for him to change the laws of gravity or at least try telling herself he tries in this world give unto my heart of shooting stars all the chains you've worn but i was told she combs her hair i will gladly bear the weight that we and wonders just where things went dream aloud to me for you to be reborn no longer wrong cry in front of me had the tools staring through the mirror lay your fears on me haven't been doing a vacant soul in all she's known let yourself be free much living lately i hammered without exertion my girl nailed nothing exchanged between them unlock your heart i make it through the days best friends he was never good that way let yourself go have no need to find plastered if only he knew her thoughts- unravel at the seams a girl to date me enough thinking for today to let your spirit show she'd only leave in one and the house of those thousand ways keeps how she thought it would be different forget about your flesh falling but somehow still she doesn't belong and we can cleanse that blood i stay close to the apart she climbs in bed beside him well make you new again core of things still sleeping alone patch those holes with love swallowed inside my home BEST LOCAL ORIGINAL and COVER BANDS!

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April Dates Wed. 5th Joey and Deuce Wed. 19th Joey and Deuce Open 7-12 Thurs. 6th Heavy Weather Thurs. 20th Cattawampus Universe No Cover Before 8 Fit 7th Blind Justice Fri. 21st Garden Hose Sat. 8th Cain's Rage Sat. 22nd FizzGig Wed.-Sat. Wed. 12th Joey and Deuce Wed. 26th Joey and Deuce Thurs. 13th Hell Hound w/ Union City Allstars Thurs. 27th Twist Fri. 14th South 75 w/ The 357's Fri. 28th Union City Allstars w/ Trustees of Modem Chemistry Sat. 15th Supa Fuzz CD Release Party Sat. 29th Amazing Grace w/ Wftchazel The .357s: Firing off ► Review: Hours After Dawn If one of the Beatles, one of the song that would be played at a prom the rock n' roll Ramones and Beck were to form a in the 1950s. Drowning in organ, band, they would probably sound cheesy guitar riffs and garbled lyrics, i like Lexington's .357s. Their new CD, this is no doubt the song that will be Hours After Dawn on Hello Records, skipped every time it starts. 1 features music that captures the The .357s have saved the best song essence of early rock and roll, but still for last The title song, Hours After I manages to have punk and alternative Dawn, has a catchy guitar riff and thrown into the mix. interesting lyrics like—"and you keep Hours After Dawn is a collage of creeping on, long hours after dawn." rock genres, ranging from rockabilly The vocals in this song sound a lot to punk. The first song on the CD, like Beck's Jackass, giving it a sort of Never Quits, is reminiscent of early melancholy feel. Beatles songs. However, Little Rocker This album definitely has its ups (track two) stays away from popish and down, but the ups make it all Beatle techniques and comes off worth while. The band, Jason sounding very similar to the punk of Burchett, Earl Crim, Brian Osborne the Ramones. Anyone familiar with and Jeff Chappie, has only released the Ramones music would immedi- one other album entitled Real Tough ately think of Sheena is a Punk Rocker World. It only contained six songs. when listening to Little Rocker. The nine songs making up Hours Interestingly enough, on the band's After Dawn show a great deal of Web site, the Ramones are listed as promise for this up-and-coming rock one of their influences, along with band. Tom Petty and the Rolling Stones. No One Can Tell, the fifth song on the CD, is completely different from the rest of the songs. It sounds like a Jessica Griffin Corey WHson/EDGE Jason Burchett (left) and Jeff Chappie at M.F Hooligans

continued from page 4 bit and tour this summer, thing, but not the whole kicking off in the eastern thing. We have our own United States. way of writing and play- "We're going to try to Lynagh's Music Club to host ing and it all comes out do two weeks in June on sounding like us." the eastern seaboard," Burchett stresses, in Burchett said. "We're going up through New Beatles Hootenany Night order to keep the band fresh and alive, they York and Washington, must have fun while down through the Carolinas and Florida. "We chose Beatles covers because doing their jobs and there is a large catalogue from which reaching their audiences After that, we plan to through variety. head out west." Nine Central Kentucky bands to pick songs and because they have a "We try to do the basic Burchett said an April will come together in very broad appeal," said Stepfan stuff that is fun to play 14 date at Hooligans is currently in the works. Lexington on March 30 to use Jefferies, CEO of Hello Records. and fun to listen to," music to fight illiteracy. The bands will Six of the nine bands are under Hello Burchett said. "That's the Get out and see The kind of music we like to .357s, folks, because they unite at Lynagh's Music Club to play Records, which is sponsoring the event. hear. We're not too big will definitely give you Beatles covers, and will donate all pro- "The Beat Hoot will boost the com- on jamming things out. your money's worth. ceeds from the $3 cover charge to a munity awareness of the Hello label, but We like to add a little local literacy organization. also shows the musical community that edge along with a pop we are willing to help bands other than feel." Operation Read, a volunteer literacy For more information The Sevens, like any organization, has been tutoring illiter- just those on our label," Jefferies said. other band, are looking about The 357s, visit the ate adults in the Lexington area since The concert is first in a series of . to spread their wings a 1979. The group is the second largest of Lynagh's concerts sponsored by Hello it's kind in the state of Kentucky. Records. The concert series has a goal Ray Smith of the Household Saints of bringing out larger audiences for the came up with this Beatles Hoot as a way local music scene and helping fund the The .351s will play with South to not only benefit the charity, but also work of local charities. 75 at M.F Hooligans on First to generate interest in local bands Bands on the bill include among an audience that doesn't.often Pleasureville, Pontius CoPilot, Gloria Street in Richmond on April come out to hear them. Bills, Rabby Feeber, Union City All- 14. Their new CD. Hours After Though all nine of the bands partici- Stars, Household Saints, Blueberries, Dawn, will be available at the pating specialize in original music, Taildragger and AM Static. they will concentrate on Beatles covers The Beatles Hoot is scheduled for a show. for the evening. 9:30 p.m. start. / Penn's Store: Right outta the past continued from page 7 died of hypothermia. However, and celebrate. The ribbon was she wasn't wet, dirty, muddy clipped at 4 p.m. and the radio Dick possessed a secret herb station sponsored a contest for formula in his mind that would or swollen. Her nails were pol- ished and free of dirt. one lucky attendee to make the i be invaluable today. However, "It was 50-degrees!" Tincy first outhouse "deposit." The it was stolen from humanity contest didn't matter, however. when Dick died from a heat said. ! "And no animals had eaten The ribbon was snipped and stroke on Penn's front porch "Chet was the first one in," one scorching Independence on her," Dava added. 1 Foul play is unanimously Dava said. Day. Outhouse races are held each "We don't know what the suspected. formula was, but he had some "It's the local murder mys- year as the leaves begin to turn kinda' cure for skin cancer," tery," Dava said. "Oh it's been and fall. Five-member teams build lightweight outhouses on Dava said. a BIG buzz." Dava continues the tradition Time-out. Gotta' make a pit four-wheels and race down the stop. The bathroom's right out road facing Penn's Store. by growing her own herbs in "It's funny," Dava said. "One the garden just 30 feet south of the front door, bear right, walk (or trot) just past the herb gar- year we had one (outhouse) to the store. She grows them and collapse." sells them. Capsules, tablets den and zip in the door with the big cutout crescent moon. Penn's Store is the kind of and powders line the shelves place that has operated on tra- along one of the Cutout crescent moon? Yup. Above: Frank Wilcher The outhouse! dition, values, family and is the oldest living store's walls. friendship for a century and a Distinct aromas "Jfle, ■ No indoor Penn's customer. "I'm plumbing. No half. The struggle to hold on to 85-years-old and I've and mintv scents M its roots is tougner some days wander through *T iHfCH running water. been comin' here ever •VaVfaV |ust a one-holer, a more than others. since I can remember." the vicinity of the i Country life. The life some he said. Tincy and herb's cubbyhole. pail of lime dust and toilet tissue. strive to preserve and others Dava give him a call if "I love herbs. blitz to escape. he hasn't been in for a I've studied 'em Penn's just erect- few days. ed their first out- "It's all about having time for years," Dava with your friends and neigh- Left: A coal burning house in 1992. said. "I make my bors, ' Tincy said. stove produces chalky own herbal medicines." They were notic- "I've always loved the smoke on cool days. Word spreads like wildfire at ing increasing numbers of store.. .because it's a family tra- The stove is Penn's Perm's when something bizarre female tourists so Tincy dition," Dava said. "There's not only source of heat. occurs locally. Tincy and Dava deemed it time to solve the very many family traditions The store also doesn't swap theories with several visi- problem. have running water or anymore.' bathroom facilities. The tors about the peculiar evi- "It's easy for men you The year 2050 could mark know," Dava said. "They can outhouse pictured on dence surrounding a local 200-years of the Penn family the cover is used on a woman's recent death. Local just go up in the trees." maintaining the store opera- daily basis. residents recently discovered The First Outhouse Blowout tions. Will Dava march the the body of a woman, appar- christened the new facilities. unchanging family store across ently thrown from her car, in a Around 4,000-people gathered the two-century mark? We'll nearby creek bed, almost with- around the field fronting the see. •n in seeing distance from Penn's. store for the big event. Chet "That'd be 50-years!" Dava She wrecked on a Saturday and Atkins, Billy Ed Wheeler (who said. her body wasn't discovered had a hit song by Kenny She turns in amazement to and reported until the follow- Rogers) and several Nashville her mammy Tincy, "Well I'd be A ing Thursday. Officials said she musicians were on hand to sing your age!" JO Learn % Bartending Lexington *2 week course w- n IND ■ *day or evening classes r\\ SCrK >< M I *free placement assistance (606)269-6060 I 154 Palchen Drive- Suite 97 * Lexington

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Source: Lost Highway: We're working on a big one. And if we get it, if II blow you away. If we don't get it, you'll nave to read about editor Paul Fletcher seeing Bruce Springsteen three times in a week again. And we know you're really tired of hearing about it. 8 KfrttO UNCMtt IN CONCERT FRIDAY 1 THU- SUN WEEKEND MAR 30 TNRu APR 2 Mil EVENTS ARE FREE UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED CALENDAR OF EVENTS inDlGO TflltSMY • MAICI31 air. creating an unprecedented (eel and 11 00 AM FREE BOWLING AND BILLIARDS. view of the surrounding area. Easy lo glixs Powell Rec Center. Till 12 midnight maneuver, only 1/8 the size of a hot air 700 PM MODERN JAPANESE MUSIC. balloon Absolutely safe, nder is always Live performance of contemporary Japa- attached or tethered to ground equipment nese art music by guitarist Daniel Qumn in parachute-style harnesses Free, in- FRI • MAR 31 • 8 PM and flutist Paolo Bortolussi Burner 100. credible, fun. and safe Model Baseball (The Office of International Education will Field TiH6 00p.m EKU ALUMNI COLISEUM host a reception in the Burner lobby fol- CLIMB THE ROCK WALL. lowing the concert.) Completely safe with four different chal- Tickets on talc at Billings St Collection*. 7:30 PM ELECTION IRREGULARITIES' IN KY: lenge and skill levels. Before or after ex Coates Bldg. S10 KM Students In Advance. A 20th century sampleron stealing votes penencmg the air ascention balloon, S20 Non-Students, and At Door. Gen. Adm. Center for Kentucky History and Politics climb the 25' rock wall Model Field (in- Lecture Dr. Tracy Campbell, University clement weather, Powell Bldg corner) Smmmmrtl by tA" I' lu W—Utml Ctmmlmr mmt Unhmky Cmttr Bmmrd. Till 5:00 p.m of Kentucky Presented by A Celebration F0H MFORMM10N, CALL THE tTUOWT OEVELOPMEHT OFFICE AT 122 MM of Appalachian Women Kennamer FREE BOWLING AND BILLIARDS. Room Powell Bldg Powell Rec Center. Till 12 midnight 24-Hour COMPUTER LAB (ACTS LIBRARY). EKU JAZZ FESTIVAL Featuring flutist Jim Walker and trum- Don't Miss This Concert! peter Bobby Shew Admission Students, free: EKU faculty and staff, $5; all others, $ 10. Tickets are available al the Cashier's FREE BOWLING AND BILLIARDS. Window at the Coates Administration Powell Rec Center Till 12 midnight Bldg. and the University Bookstore Call LITTLE KIDS WEEKEND BEGINS 622-1356 for addition information. Brock Registration, games, music, food. etc. Auditorium. Ravine (Weaver if inclement weather) FREE PIZZA. Till 9 00 p.m. Powell Rec Center. Tin ? 7 00 p m , Barbara Bailey Hutchison in COMPUTER LAB (ACTS UBRARY). concert in the Ravine. INDIGO GIRLS IN CONCERT Alumni Coliseum Special guest Mrs l-un Admission: EKU Students $10. all ■ others and tickets at door, $20 All seats LITTLE KIDS WEEKEND CONTINUES are general admission. Tickets on sale at Breakfast and cartoons. Powell Lobby, Billings and Collections. Coates Adminis- TV area Till 10.00 am tration Bldg Call (606) 622-1242 tor HONORS DAY. credit card charges Students will be honored lor their aca- FRIDAY NIGHT BREAKFAST demic successes Keen Johnson Ball- Powell "op Floor Till 100am room COMPUTER LAB (ACTS LIBRARY). AIR ASCENTION. VERTICAL REALITY. The ultimate helium balloon ride Jump and soar to new heights Parabounce •—" " '""" f«>" «•«•» 1 my Lm mm— '*•— •" -» r*~— mm mm rutm m rm gives participants the ability lo "float" and rmtu um •• it. ■«*_* mmt M u« trntm l»f~< II*!■■■! tmm (ft. M *Mrf . m. fmm lb. iftiftlil bounce" effortlessly up to 150 feet in the tmimm lnftiirfftiMii mmmM fmnqmwm Vmm 8 00 AM LITTLE KIDS WEEKEND CONTINUES. air, creating an unprecedented (eel and 8.00 am , breakfast and cartoons Pow- view of the surrounding area Easy lo TrmmmHm mmHp tmnm i^m^mmmm, ell Top Floor 9 00 a.m.. organisation *"*• *f Wm4t BUM. Tmmf »mtm mm% mm maneuver only 1.8 the size of a hot air e—w mtmmmmm events (IBA at cher.k-m crafts, games, balloon Absolutely safe, rider is always ■ • ft*. MM E—yKftMII—.H |gi «f a.# fiM Mn etc.) 12:00 noon, lunch in Weaver Gym attached or tethered to ground equipment * *■■■»■ '■«■*■< **. i— Mm 1 30 p.m.. organization events (TBA at in parachute-style harnesses. Free, in- check-in (.rails games etc.). 4 00 p m , credible lun. and sale Model Baseball » x*r. free time 6:00 p m.. Luau. Weaver Gym. Field Till 4.00 pm Till 8.00 p.m. FREE BOWLING AND BILLIARDS. AIR ASCENTION/VERTICAL REALITY. Powell Rec Center Till 12 midnight i J The ultimate helium balloon nde Jump JAVA CITY COFFEE (FREE) and soar to new heights Parabounce Reading Room. Mam Library gives participants the ability to "float" and COMPUTER LAB (ACTS LIBRARY). bounce" effortlessly up lo 150 feel in the STUDENT G0VERNMEH7 STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION

ASSOCIATION ELECTION 2000 President/Vice President and Senators Tuesday • April 18,2000 On-line: 8 AM to 6 PM Manual On-line: 10 AM to 6 PM • Powell Building • Main Floor Lobby You may vote on-line from any computer In the world by going to the EKU homepage on April 18. If you are a part-time or graduate student, and have an e-mail prefix other than STU, you must vote manually on-line by going to the Powell building. All you will need is a validated EKU ID card. SAMPLE BALLOT PRESIDENT/VICE PRESIDENT IVi

Mary McGregor, President Ritchie Rednour, President □ Barry Lee, Vice President □ Jessica Humphrey, Vice President SENATOR (Vote for 31

The conttltution mandate* one senator per every 700 students. Fourteen candidates **■ be elected as Senator! at Large. The ZTk remaining Mvtn will be appointed by the incoming Preside** M their Committee Chain. The SGA Conttltution also mandates two sanatore for each academic coBege pfaa two senatore far undeclared majors. Thus, 30 positions are open. ^ (_] 1. Luke Anderson Q 9. David Campbell □ 17. Zach Hoppes □ 25. Stephen Reed U 2. MattBargo O \Q- LizConlon □ 18. AlanHorton U 26. Beth Schmidt □ 3: ristopher D LJ 19. David Kidwell □ 27. Matthew Schumacher Lewis Diaz □ 20. Cary King □ 28. Daniel Sutton 13. Justin Dobbs Q 21. Maghann Maupin G 29. Ashley Tackett □ 14. Matthew Doughman G 22. Amy Meyer G 30. Kara Tatum □ 7. Erica Br | 15. Chris Farris G 23. Emily Montgomery G 31. Chris Whitworth □ 8. Dustln Brumbaugh □ 16. Shannon Gunn □ 24. Tanya Ray G 32. Bill Yarnell V<*U|U

MARY& BARRY What We Will Do For You: v Vote for an Open-Door Policy! •We will have an open-door policy within Student Government. Nothing will be done behind closed doors. * Vote for Integrity!

•By encouraging and promoting student involvement in all campus activities, we will work to bring a great * Vote for Strong Leadership! sense of pride to EKU!

•We will serve our positions with integrity and devotion to all students. • Vote for a Change!

•We will include Student Senate and the student body in decisions that are currently made by just the Executive Officers. VOTE •As Student Regent, Mary will be a strong advocate for the students. She will stand up aggressively in all issues concerning the student body. MARY

•We will promote campus development, including the renovation of Combs and the establishment of Greek Row. BARRY man* you for your vote and support! April 18,2000 Ritchie Rednour a Jessica Humphrey

A New Kind of Leadership A leadership that listens when YOU talk.. A leadership that represents ALL students. A leadership that WILL stand up for what the students want

Working for ALL Students Proven Successes... and a Desire to Continue Working on the Issues that YOU really care about, like Parking and Tuition Increases.

Making Student Government a Service to YOU It takes a lot more than an open door policy to make this happen... that's why we offer a guarantee of follow-up to your problems, no matter how big or how small! http://eku.edu/ ~ stureduo ymmill] STUDENT BOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION

ASSOCIATION ELECTION 2000

Dear Fellow Students,

My name Thomas Hall and I am the elections chair for the Student Government Association. My goal for this year's elec- tion is to increase voter turnout. The committee has added an on-line election which will allow students to vote from a computer lab or from home on the university's website. Also you will be able to vote, as in the past, in a manual election which will be held in the Powell Lobby on Tuesday April 18, 2000 from 10 AM to 6 PM. Voting in the election is also very important because it gives you a voice in choosing who you want to represent you as President of the student body. SGA has a lot of influence in decisions that are made on campus. SGA is the only organization that represents every student. This year's election has two of the finest candidates that have ever vied for this position. Both have a lot of leadership skills, and both will do a great job repre- senting you. So everyone should want to get out (or stay in this year) and vote on Tuesday, April 18 to show the two candidates ;your support.. . and to make EKU a better place.

Sincerely,

& Thomas Hall SGA ELECTIONS CHAIR

STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION

Tuesday • April 18.2000

Vote on-line with your updated VAX account. Part-time students, or students without the "STU" prefix must vote manually on-line at the Powell Building.

ON-LINE POLLS: 8 AM UNTIL 6 PM . MANUAL ON-LINE POLLS: 10 AM UNTIL 6 PM It you don't have an active VAX account, call 1986.

www.sga.eku.edu