Ukulele Fun Night at the Feathers, Coleford Mass Jam

Ukulele Fun Night at The Feathers, Coleford Mass jam. Singalong. Open Mic. Tuesday 11th October 2016 7:30pm

Other instruments, percussion or voice very welcome, or just come along to listen. No talent or experience necessary Contents

All about that Bass …...... 17 Blue Moon …...... 12 Bring me sunshine …...... 3 China in your hand …...... 19 Deadwood stage …...... 10 Feeling Groovy …...... 15 Goodbye/Show me the way …...... 22 Grandfathers Clock …...... 18 High Ho Silver Lining …...... 6 Hit the road Jack …...... 11 I'm a Believer …...... 13 Jolene …...... 16 Let it be …...... 4 Price Tag …...... 5 Riptide …...... 9 Seven Drunken Nights …...... 20 Somewhere over the Rainbow …...... 7 Whisky in the jar …...... 8 With a little Help from my friends …...... 21 Yellow Rose of Texas …...... 14 Bring Me Sunshine (3)

Intro: [E7] [A7] [D] [D↓] Bring me [D] sunshine… in your [Em] smile Bring me [A7] laughter… all the [D] while In this [D7] world where we live… there should [G] be more happiness So much [E7] joy you can give… to each [A7↓] brand new bright to[A7↓] morrow Make me [D] happy… through the [Em] years Never [A7] bring me… any [D] tears Let your [D7] arms be as warm as the [G] sun from up above Bring me [E7] fun… bring me [A7] sunshine… bring me [D] love [D↓]

Kazoo Solo, chords as previous verse

Bring me [D] sunshine… in your [Em] eyes Bring me [A7] rainbows… from the [D] skies Life's too [D7] short to be spent having [G] anything but fun We can [E7] be so content… if we [A7↓] gather little sun[A7↓] beams Be light-[D] hearted… all day [Em] long Keep me [A7] singing… happy [D] songs Let your [D7] arms be as warm as the [G] sun from up above Bring me [E7] fun... bring me [A7] sunshine Bring me [D] love... sweet [B7] love Bring me [E7] fun... bring me [A7] sunshine Bring me [D] looooove [A7↓] [D↓] Let it Be (4)

When I [C] find myself in [G] times of trouble, [Am] Mother Mary co[F]mes to me [C] Speaking words of [G] wisdom, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C] And [C] in my hour of [G] darkness, She is sta-[Am]-anding right in [F] front of me [C] Speaking words of [G] wisdom, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C] Let it [Am] be, let it [G] be, let it [F] be, let it [C] be [C] Whisper words of [G] wisdom, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C]

And [C] when the broken [G] hearted people [Am] Living in the [F] world agree [C] There will be an [G] answer… let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C] For [C] though they may be par[G]ted There is [Am]s till a chance that [F] they will see [C] There will be an [G] answer, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C] Let it [Am] be, let it [G] be, let it [F] be, let it [C] be Yeah [C] there will be an [G] answer, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C]

Let it [Am] be, let it [G] be, let it [F] be, let it [C] be [C] Whisper words of [G] wisdom, let it [F]be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C]

And [C]when the night is [G] cloudy There is [Am] still a light that [F] shines on me [C] Shine until to[G]morrow, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C] I [C] wake up to the [G] sound of music [Am] Mother Mary [F] comes to me [C] Speaking words of [G] wisdom, let it [F] be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C] Let it [Am] be, let it [G] be, let it [F]be, let it [C] be [C] Whisper words of [G] wisdom, let it [F]be [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C]

Let it [Am] be, let it [G] be, let it [F]be, let it [C] be [C] Whisper words of [G] wisdom, let it [F]be (Slower) [Em↓]-[Dm↓]-[C↓] Price Tag (5)

Intro: [C] [G] [Am] [F] (Strum / Slap) [C] Seems like everybody’s got a [G] price I wonder how they sleep at [Am] night When the sale comes first And the [F] truth comes second Just stop, for a minute and [C] Smile Why is everybody so [G] serious, acting so damn [Am] mysterious You got your shades on your eyes And your [F] heels so high That you can’t even have a good [C] Time Everybody look to their [G] left [yeah] Everybody look to their [Am] right [ha] Can you feel that [yeah] We’ll [F] pay them with love tonight…

Chorus: It’s not about the [C] money, money, money We don’t need your [G] money, money, money Wanna make the [Am] world dance Forget about the [F] Price Tag It 'ain’t about the [C] Ka-Ching Ka-Ching It 'ain’t about the [G] Ba-Bling Ba-Bling Wanna make the [Am] world dance Forget about the [F] Price Tag

[C] We need to take it back in [G] time, when music made us all U-[Am]-nite And it wasn’t low blows and [F] video hoes Am I the only one getting [C] Tired? Why is everybody so ob-[G]-sessed? Money can’t buy us [Am] happiness If we all slow down and [F] enjoy right now Guarantee we’ll be feelin’ al[C]right. Everybody look to their [G] left [yeah] Everybody look to their [Am] right [ha] Can you feel that [yeah] We’ll [F] pay them with love tonight…

Repeat Chorus

[C] Lala lala lalala hey, [G] Lala lala lalala hey, [Am] Lala lala lalala hey, [F] Price tag [C] Lala lala lalala hey,[G] Lala lala lalala hey, [Am] Lala lala lalala hey, [F] Price tag [C] Money money money, [G] Money money money [Am] World dance, forget about the [F] price tag It 'ain’t about the [C] Ka-Ching Ka-Ching It 'ain’t about the [G] Ba-Bling Ba-Bling Wanna make the [Am] world dance. Forget about the [F] Price Tag Outro: [C] [G] [Am] [F] X 2 [C↓] High Ho Silver Lining (6)

You're [D] everywhere and no where, baby, [G] that’s where you're at, [C] Going down a bumpy [G] hillside, [D] In your hippy [A] hat, [D] Flying out across the country [G] And getting fat, [C] Saying everything is [G] groovy [D] When your tyres are [A] flat [A7]

Chorus: And it’s [D] hi - ho [D7] silver lining [G] anywhere you [A] go now [A7] baby [D] I see your [D7] sun is shining [G] But I won’t make a [A] fuss [A7] Though its [D] obvious.

[D] Flies are in your pea soup baby, [G] They're waving at me [C] Anything you want is [G] yours now, [D] Only nothing is for [A] free. [D] Lies are gonna get you some day, [G] Just wait and see So [C] open up your beach um-[G]brella [D] While you are watching [A] TV [A7]

And it's Repeat Chorus

Repeat first verse

Repeat Chorus x 2 Somewhere Over the Rainbow (7)

Intro: [G] [Bm] [C] [G] [C] [B7] [Em] [C]

[G] Somewhere [Bm] over the rainbow [C] way up [G] high [C] And the [G] dreams that you dream of [D] once in a lulla[G]by [G] [G] Somewhere [Bm] over the rainbow [C] blue birds [G] fly [C] And the [G] dreams that you dream of, [D] dreams really do come [G] true Some [G] day I'll wish upon a star, [D] wake up where the clouds are far be[Em]hind me [C] Where [G] trouble melts like lemon drops [D] High above the chimney tops is [Em] where you'll [C] find [G]me Somewhere [Bm] over the rainbow [C] bluebirds [G] fly [C] And the [G] dreams that you dare to, oh [D] why, oh why can't [G] I?

[G] [Bm] [C] [G] [C] [B7] [Em] [C]

[G] As I was a goin' over the [Em] far famed Kerry mountains I [C] met with Captain Farrell and his [G] money he was counting I [G] first produced my pistol and I [Em] then produced my rapier Said [C] "Stand and deliver" for you [G] are my bold deceiver

Chorus With me [D] ring dum-a doo dum-a [D↓] da [tap, tap, tap] [G] Whack for me daddy-o. [C] whack for me daddy-o There's [G] whiskey [D7] in the [G] jar.

I [G] counted out his money and it [Em] made a pretty penny I [C] put it in me pocket and I [G] brought it home to Jenny She [G] said and she swore that she [Em] never would deceive me But the [C] devil take the women for they [G] never can be easy [Chorus]

I [G] went into my chamber, all [Em] for to take a slumber I [C] dreamt of gold and jewels and for [G] sure it was no wonder But [G] Jenny drew me charges and she [Em] filled them up with water Then [C] sent for captain Farrell to be [G] ready for the slaughter. [Chorus]

It was [G] early in the morning, just be[Em]fore I rose to travel The [C] guards were all around me and [G] likewise Captain Farrell I [G] first produced me pistol for she [Em] stole away me rapier But I [C] couldn't shoot the water, so a [G] prisoner I was taken. [Chorus]

If [G] anyone can aid me, it's my [Em] brother in the army, If [C] I can find his station in [G] Cork or in Killarney. And [G] if he'll come and save me, we'll go [Em] roving near Kilkenny, and I [C] swear he'll treat me better than me [G] darling sportling Jenny. [Chorus]

Now [G] some men take delight in the [Em] drinking and the roving, But [C] others take delight in the [G] gambling and the smoking. But [G] I take delight in the [Em] juice of the barley, and [C] courting pretty Jenny in the [G] morning bright and early.

Chorus x 2 [slowing on the last line] Riptide (9)

[Intro] [Am] [G] [C] [C] x2

[Am] I was scared of [G] dentists and the [C] dark, [Am] I was scared of [G] pretty girls and [C] starting conversations, [Am] Oh all my [G] friends are turning [C] green, [Am] You're the magicians [G] assistant in their [C] dreams.

[Am] Ooh, [G] ooh [C] ooh [Am] Ooh, [G] and they [C↓] come unstuck

Chorus [Am] Lady, [G] running down to the [C] riptide, [C] taken away to the [Am] dark side, [G] I wanna be your [C] left hand man. [Am] I love you [G] when you're singing that [C] song and, I got a lump in my [Am] throat 'cause [G] you're gonna sing the words [C] wrong

[Am] There's this movie that I [G] think you'll [C] like, [Am] this guy decides to [G] quit his job and [C] heads to New York City, [Am] this cowboy's [G] running from [C] himself. [Am] And she's been living [G] on the highest [C] shelf

[Am] Ooh, [G] ooh [C] ooh [Am] Ooh, [G] and they [C↓] come unstuck

Repeat Chorus

Interlude Fmaj7 = 55XX [Am] I just wanna, I just wanna [G] know, [C] If you're gonna, if you're gonna [Fmaj7] stay, [Am] I just gotta, I just gotta [G] know, [C] I can't have it, I can't have it any [Fmaj7] other way [Am↓] I swear she's [G↓] destined for the [C↓] screen, [Am↓] Closest thing to [G↓] Michelle Pfeiffer that you've [C↓] ever seen, oh Repeat Chorus x 2

I got a lump in my [Am] throat 'cause [G] you're gonna sing the words [C] wrong The Deadwood Stage (10)

[C] Oh the Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains, With the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the [G] reins. Beautiful [G7] sky, a [C] wonderful day. [G↓] Whip crack-away, [G↓] whip crack-away, [G↓] whip crack a [C]way!

Oh the [C] Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills, Where the Injun arrows are thicker than porcupine [G] quills. Dangerous [G7] land, no [C] time to delay. So, [G↓] whip crack away, [G↓] whip crack away, [G↓] whip crack a[C]way!

We're headin' [F] straight for town, [C] loaded down, [G] with a fancy [C] cargo, [G] Care of Wells and [F] Fargo, Illi[G]nois [G7↓] – boy.

Oh the [C] Deadwood Stage is a-comin' on over the crest, Like a homing pigeon that's a-hankerin' after its [G] nest. Twenty three [G7] miles we've [C] covered today. So, [G↓] whip crack away, [G↓] whip crack away, [G↓] whip crack a[C]way!

The wheels go [F] turnin' round, [C] homeward bound, [G] Can't you hear 'em [C] humming, [G] Happy times are [F] coming for to [G] stay [G7↓] hey.

The wheels go [F] turnin' round, [C] homeward bound, [G] Can't you hear 'em [C] humming, [G] Happy times are [F] coming for to [G] stay- [G7↓] hey.

We'll be [C] home tonight by the light of the silvery moon, And our hearts are thumpin' like a mandolin a-plunking a [G] tune. When I get [G7] home, I'm [C] fixing to stay. So, [G↓] whip crack-away, [G↓] whip crack-away, [G↓] whip crack a [C]way. [G↓]Whip crack-away, [G↓] whip crack away, [G↓] whip crack a [C]way! [G↓] YEE [C↓] HAAAA!!! Hit The Road (11)

Women - sing first Men sing - the bold italics

Intro: [Am] [G] [F] [E7] Hit the [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more no [G] more no [F] more no [E7] more Hit the [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more [G] [F] What you [E7] say? Hit the [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more no [G] more no [F] more no [E7] more Hit [Am] the road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more [G] [F] [E7]

Whoa [Am] woman oh [G] woman don't [F] treat me so [E7] mean! You're the [Am] meanest [G] woman that I've [F] ever [E7] seen I [Am] guess if [G] you say [F] so.. [E7] I'll [Am] have to pack my [G] things and [F] go [That's [E7] right!]

Hit the [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more no [G] more no [F] more no [E7] more Hit the [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more [G] [F] What you [E7] say? Hit the [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more no [G] more no [F] more no [E7] more Hit [Am] road [G] Jack and [F] don't you come [E7] back no [Am] more [G] [F] [E7]

Now [Am] baby listen [G] baby don't [F] treat me this [E7] way For [Am] I'll be [G] back on my [F] feet some [E7] day Don't [Am] care if you [G] do cause it's [F] under[E7]stood, You ain't got [Am] got no [G] money you [F] just ain't go [E7] good Well I [Am] guess if [G] you say [F] so [E7] I'll [Am] have to pack my [G] things and [F] go [That's [E7] right!]

Intro: [G] [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] [Em] [Am] [D7]

Blue [G] moon [Em] [Am] You left me [D7] standing here a[G]lone [Em] [Am] Without a [D7] song in my [G] heart [Em] [Am] Without a [D7] love of my [G] own [Em] [Am] [D7]

Blue [G] moon [Em] [Am] You knew just [D7] what I was [G] there for [Em] [Am] You heard me [D7] saying a [G] prayer for [Em] [Am] Someone I [D7] could really [G] care for [Em] [G] [G7]

And then there [Am] suddenly a[D7]ppeared be[G]fore me [Em] The[Am] only one my [D7] arms would ever [G] hold [G7] I [Am] heard somebody [D7] whisper please a[G]dore me [Em] And [A7] when I looked The moon had turned to [D] gold [D7]

Blue [G] moon [Em] [Am] Now I’m no [D7] longer a[G]lone [Em] [Am] Without a [D7] song in my [G] heart [Em] [Am] Without a [D7] love of my [G] own [Em] [G] [G]

Repeat all including intro chords

[G] Blue Moon [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] Blue Moon [Em] [Am] [D7] Blue [G] Moon [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] I'm a Believer (13)

[G] I thought love was [D] only true in [G] fairy tales [G] Meant for someone [D] else but not for [G] me. [C] Love was out to [G] get me [C] That's the way it [G] seemed. [C] Disappointment [G] haunted all my [D] dreams. [D7↓]

Chorus [N.C.] Then I saw her [G] face [C] [G] Now [C] I'm a be[G]liever [C] [G] [C] Not a [G] trace [C] [G] Of [C] doubt in my [G] mind [C] [G] [C]I'm in [G] love, [G] [C] Ooooooh I'm a be[G]liever! I couldn't [F] leave her If I [D] tried. [D7]

[G] I thought love was [D] more or less a [G] given thing, [G] Seems the more I [D] gave the less I [G] got [C] What's the use in [G] trying? [C] All you get is [G] pain. [C] When I needed [G] sunshine I got [D] rain. [D7↓]

Chorus

Verse 1

Chorus

Oh I'm a be[G]liever yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeah repeat and fade [G] The Yellow Rose Of Texas (14)

There's a [C] yellow rose in Texas that I am gonna see Nobody else could [G7] miss her, not half as much as me She [C] cried so when I left her, it like to broke my heart And [F] if I ever [C] find her we [G7] never more will [C] part

Chorus She's the [C] sweetest little rosebud that Texas ever knew Her eyes are bright as [G7] diamonds, they sparkle like the dew You may [C] talk about your Clementine and sing of Rosa Lee But the [F] Yellow Rose of [C] Texas is the [G7] only girl for [C] me

Where the [C] Rio Grande is flowin', and starry skies are bright She walks along the [G7] river in the quiets of her night I [C] know that she remembers when we parted long ago I [F] promised to [C] return and [G7] not to leave her [C] so Repeat Chorus

Oh, [C] now I'm gonna find her, for my heart is full of woe We'll do the things [G7] together we did so long ago We'll [C] play the banjo gaily, she'll love me like before And the [F] Yellow Rose of [C] Texas shall be [G7] mine forever[C]more Repeat Chorus

[G7↓] [C↓] 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy) (15)

Intro: [G] [D] [A] [D] [x 2] [G] Slow [D] down, you [A] move too [D] fast, [G] You got to [D] make the [A] morning [D] last, Just [G] kickin' [D] down the [A] cobbled [D] stones, [G] Lookin' for[D] fun and [A] feelin' [D] groovy. Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy… [G] [D] [A] [D]

[G] Hello [D] lamppost, [A] what cha [D] knowin'? [G] I've come to [D] watch your [A] flowers [D] growing. [G] Ain't cha [D] got no [A] rhymes for[D] me? [G] Dootin' [D] do-do-do, [A] feeling [D] groovy. Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy… [G] [D] [A] [D]

Got [G] no deeds to [D] do, no [A] promises to [D] keep. [G] I'm dappled and [D] drowsy and [A] ready to [D] sleep. Let the [G] morning time [D] drop all its [A] petals on [D] me. [G] Life, I[D] love you. [A] All is [D] groovy. Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy… [G] [D] [A] [D]

[G] Slow [D] down, you [A] move too [D] fast, [G] You got to [D] make the [A] morning [D] last, Just [G] kickin' [D] down the [A] cobbled [D] stones, [G] Lookin' for[D] fun and [A] feelin' [D] groovy. [G] [D] [A] [D] Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy Ba da da [G] da da, [D] da da, [A] feelin' [D] groovy Jolene (16)

Chorus [Am] Jolene [C] Jolene Jo[G]lene Jo[Am]lene I'm [G] begging of you [Em7] please don't take my [Am] man [Am] Jolene [C] Jolene Jo[G]lene Jo[Am]lene [G] Please don't take him [Em7] just because you [Am] can

[Am] Your beauty is be[C]yond compare With [G] flaming locks of [Am] auburn hair With [G] ivory skin and [Em7] eyes of emerald [Am] green [Am] Your smile is like a [C] breathe of spring Your [G] voice is soft like [Am] summer rain And [G] I cannot com[Em7]pete with Jo[Am]lene [Am] He talks about you [C] in his sleep And there's [G] nothing I can [Am] do to keep From [G] crying when he [Em7] calls your name Jo[Am]lene [Am] And I can easily [C] understand How [G] you could easily [Am] take my man But [G] you don't know what he [Em7] means to me Jo[Am]lene

Repeat Chorus

[Am] You can have your [C] choice of men But [G] I could never [Am] love again [G] He's the only [Em7] one for me Jo[Am]lene [Am] I had to have this [C] talk with you My [G] happiness de[Am]pends on you And what[G]ever you de[Em7]cide to do Jo[Am]lene

Repeat Chorus .. [Am] Jolene x 4 All About That Bass (17)

Iintro [Strum A] [Slap] X 3 [A↓]

Chorus [NC] Because you know I'm [A] all about that bass, 'Bout that bass 'bout that bass, no treble I'm [Bm] all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm [E] all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm [A] all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass [A↓]

[A] Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no size 2 [Bm] But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do [E] 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase [A] All the right junk in all the right places [A] I see the magazines working that Photoshop [Bm] We know that shit ain't real Come on now, make it stop [E] If you got beauty just raise 'em up 'Cause every [A] inch of you is perfect From the bottom to the top

[A] Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your [Bm] size She says,[E] boys they like a little more booty to hold at [A] night [A] You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie [Bm] doll, So, if [E] that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move [A] along! [A↓]

Repeat Chorus

[A] I'm bringing booty back Go ahead and tell them skinny [Bm] bitches Hey! I know you [E] think you're fat, I'm here to tell you every [A] inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top!

Repeat Chorus x 2 My Grandfathers Clock (18)

My [C] grandfather’s [G7] clock was too [C] tall for the [F] shelf so it [C] stood ninety [G7] years on the [C] floor It was taller by [G7] half than the [C] old man him[F]self though it [C] weighed not a [G7] pennyweight [C] more It was bought on the morn of the [F] day that he was [C] born And was always his [D7] treasure and [G7] pride But it [C↓] stopped [G7↓] short [C↓] never to go [F↓] again when the [C] old [G7] man [C] died!

Chorus Ninety years without slumbering, tick-tock, tick-tock His life seconds numbering, tick-tock, tick-tock It [C↓] stopped [G7↓] short [C↓] never to go [F↓] again when the [C] old [G7] man [C] died

In watching its [G7] pendulum [C] swing to and [F] fro many [C] hours had he [G7] spent while a [C] boy And in childhood and [G7] manhood the [C] clock seemed to [F] know and to [C] share both his [G7] grief and his [C] joy For it struck twenty-four when he [F] entered in the [C] door With a blooming and [D7] beautiful [G7] bride But it [C↓] stopped [G7↓] short [C↓] never to go [F↓] again when the [C] old [G7] man [C] died (repeat Chorus)

My grandfather [G7] said that of [C] those he could [F] hire not a [C] servant so [G7] faithful he [C] found For it wasted no [G7] time and had [C] but one de[F]sire at the [C] close of each [G7] week to be [C] wound And it kept on its face not a [F] frown upon its [C] face And its hand never [D7] hung by its G7] side But it [C↓] stopped [G7↓] short [C↓] never to go [F↓] again when the [C] old [G7] man [C] died (repeat Chorus)

It rang an [G7] alarm in the [C] dead of the [F] night an [C] alarm that for [G7] years had been [C] dumb And we knew that his [G7] spirit was [C] pluming his [F] flight that the [C] hour of [G7] departure had [C] come But the clock kept the time with its [F] soft and muffled [C] chime As we silently [D7] stood by his [G7] side But it [C↓] stopped [G7↓] short [C↓] never to go [F↓] again when the [C] old [G7] man [C] died (repeat Chorus) [G7] [C] China in Your Hand (19)

[G] [D] [C] [G] x2 It was a [G] theme she had on a scheme he had [D] Told in a [C] foreign [G] land To take [G] life on earth to the second birth And the [D] man was [C] in com[G]mand It was the [Em] flight on the wings of a [B] young girls dreams that [G] flew too far awa[Am]-aaaa-[D7]ay

Chorus [C] Don’t push too [D] far your dreams are [G] China in your [Em] hand [C] Don’t wish too [D] hard because They [Bm] may come true and [C] you can’t [D] help them [C] You don’t know [D] what you might have [G] Set upon yourse-[Em]-eeyeeyee-[C]-lf ******** [D] China in your [G] hand

[D] [C] [G] [G] x2

[G] Come from greed never born of the seed Took [D] life from a [C] barren [G] land [G] Oh eyes wide Like a [D] child in the [C] form of [G] man A [Em] prophecy for a [B] fantasy The [G] curse of a vivid mi-[Am]-iiiiiii-[D7-ind

Repeat Corus to ******** [D] China in your [G] hand [D] [C] [G] in your hand [D] [C] [G] your hand [D] [C] [G]

[Kazoo solo] - Same chords as verse

Repeat Chorus x 2

[D] China in your [G] hand [D] [C] [G] in your hand [D] [C] [G] your hand [D] [C] [G]. [slowing down] [G↓] Seven Drunken Nights (20)

[G] As I went home on a Monday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be, I [G] saw a horse [C] outside the door where [D7] my old horse should [G] be. Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns that horse [C] outside the door where [D7] my old horse [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] That's a lovely [C] sow that me [D7] mother sent [G] to me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But a saddle on a [C] sow, sure, I [D7] never saw [G] before.

[G] And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be I [G] saw a coat [C] behind the door where [D7] my old coat should [G] be; Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns that coat [C] behind the door where [D7] my old coat [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] That's a woollen [C] blanket that me [D7] mother sent [G] to me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But buttons in a [C] blanket sure I [D7] never saw [G] before.

[G] And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be I [G] saw a pipe up [C] on the chair where [D7] my old pipe should [G] be; Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns that pipe [C] upon the chair where [D7] my old pipe [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] That's a lovely tin [C] whistle that me [D7] mother sent [G] to me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But tobacco in a [C] tin whistle sure I [D7] never saw [G] before.

[G] And as I went home on a Thursday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be, I [G] saw two boots be[C]neath the bed where [D7] my old boots should [G] be. Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns them boots [C] beneath the bed where [D7] my old boots [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] They're two lovely [C] Geranium pots me [D7] mother sent [G] to me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But laces in Ge[C]ranium pots I [D7] never saw [G] before. [G] And as I went home on a Friday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be I [G] saw a head in[C]side the bed where [D7] my old head should [G] be. Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns that head [C] with you in the bed where [D7] my old head [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] That's a baby [C] boy that me [D7] mother sent to [G] me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But a baby boy [C] with his whiskers on sure I [D7] never saw [G] before.

[G] And as I went home on a Saturday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be I [G] saw two hands [C] upon her breasts where [D7] my old hands should [G] be. Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns them hands [C] upon your breasts where [D7] my old hands [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] That's a lovely [C] night gown that me [D7] mother sent to [G] me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But fingers in a [C] night gown sure I [D7] never saw [G] before.

[G] And as I went home on a Sunday night as drunk as drunk could [C] be I [G] saw a thing [C] in her thing where [D7] my old thing should [G] be. Well, I [G] called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to [C] me: Who [G] owns that thing [C] in your thing where [D7] my old thing [G] should be?" [G] "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk - you silly old fool; still you can not [C] see [G] That's a lovely [C] tin whistle that me [D7] mother sent to [G] me." [G] Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or [C] more, [G] But hair on a [C] tin whistle sure I [D7] never saw [G] before. With a little Help from my friends (21)

[G] What would [D] think do if I [Am] sang out of tune Would you [D] stand up and walk out on [G] me Lend me your [D] ears and I'll [Am] sing you a song And I'll [D] try not to sing out of [G] key

Oh I get [F] by with a little [C] help from [G] my friends Mmm I get [F] high with a little [C] help from my [G] friends Yeah gonna [F] try with a little [C] help from my [G] friends

[G] What do you [D] do when my [Am] love is away Does it [D] worry you to be [G] alone How do I [D] feel by the [Am] end of the day Are you [D] sad because your on your [G] own

Oh I get [F] by with a little [C] help from [G] my friends Mmm I get [F] high with a little [C] help from my [G] friends Yeah gonna [F] try with a little [C] help from my [G] friends

Do you [Em] need any [A] body – I [G] need some[F] body to [C] love Could it [Em] be any [A] body – I [G] want some [F] body to [C] love

[G] Would you bel [D] ieve in a [Am] love at first sight Yes I'm [D] certain that it happens all the [G] time What do you [D] see when you [Am] turn out the light I can't [D] tell you but I know it's [G] mine

Oh I get [F] by with a little [C] help from [G] my friends Mmm I get [F] high with a little [C] help from my [G] friends Yeah gonna [F] try with a little [C] help from my [G] friends

Do you [Em] need any [A] body – I [G] need some [F] body to [C] love Could it [Em] be any [A] body – I [G] want some [F] body to [C] love

Oh I get [F] by with a little [C] help from [G] my friends Mmm I get [F] high with a little [C] help from my [G] friends Yeah gonna [F] try with a little [C] help from my [G] friends Show me the Way to go Home (22)

[G] Show me the way to go home I'm [C] tired and I want to go to [G] bed I had a little drink about an hour ago And it's [D7] gone right to my head [G] Everywhere I roam Over [C] land or sea or [G] foam You can [G] always hear me singing this song [D7] Show me the way to go [G] home.

[G] Indicate the way to my abode, I'm fa[C]tigued and I want to re[G]tire I had a spot of beverage sixty minutes ago, And it [D7] went right to my cerebellum [G] Wherever I may perambulate On [C] land, or sea or atmospheric [G] vapour You can [G] always hear me crooning this melody ... [D7] Indicate the way to my [G] abode

[G] Lead me to my bed, I'm [C] knackered and I want to get some [G] kip I had a bit of booze about an hour ago and it [D7] went right to my head [G] Wherever I may stroll .. to the [C] pub, or to the [G] dole You will [G] always hear me making this plea ... [D7] Lead me to my [G] bed

Goodbyeee

Intro - [G] [G7] [C/D7] [G/D7] Good[G]bye-ee, good[C]bye-ee, Wipe the [D7] tear, baby dear, from your [G] eye-ee, Tho' it's [C] hard to part I [G] know, [A7] I'll be [D7] tickled to death to go. Don't [G] cry-ee, dont [C] sigh-ee, [D7] there's a silver lining in the [G] sky-ee, Bonsoir, old [G7] thing, cheer-i-[C]o, chin, [Am] chin, Nah[D]-poo, toodle-[D7]oo, Good[G]bye-ee.