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Vol. M • l.inits Madison I niversitv Friday. February 27. 1981 No. 38 Drugs Paraphernalia to be illegal. By DONNA SIZEMORE year that prohibited the sale to or possession of A bill before the Virginia General Assembly paraphernalia by minors. classifying the manufacture, sale or possession of drug paraphernalia as a Class 1 COOKE SAID the question the House was misdemeanor has been passed by the House toying with was whether or not possession of and Senate and will become law July 1. paraphernalia should be illegal. Sources at the Assembly could not give the According to Nemoytin, if this bill ever particulars of the bill because the finalized became law, it could mean a $2-3 billion version has not yet been completed. Staff nationwide profit loss yearly. person Marshall Cooke said the bill went According to Senate Bill No. 85, drug before a House Conference Committee, and he paraphernalia includes: kits used in growing is not certain of how it was amended. uncontrolled substances, kits used in testing According to Jeffrey Nemoytin, manager of the substances, scales, balances, diluents, Cloud Nine, a local shop in Harrisonburg which adulterants, separation gins. sifters, sells paraphernalia items, a Class 1 hypodermic syringes, as well as items such as misdemeanor can carry a one-year jail sen- pipes and bongs used for ingesting, inhaling or tence, a $1,000 fine or both. Neomytin otherwise inducing controlled substances into estimates that 60 percent of his customers at the body. Cloud Nine are James Madison University The bill also outlawed drug-oriented students. publications such as High Times, as well as The bill is an extension of a law passed last (Continued on Page 8) while pusher8 keep low profile By DONNA SIZEMORE "Drug dealers are no different from anyone In the darkness of night, two parties meet for else," according to one JMU senior, who is the exchange, carefully glancing around to acquainted with several campus pushers and ensure that no one else is watching. occasionally experiments with drugs. "You're One party gives the other money, always not talking about a real obvious thing. It's a cash, in exchange for small tablets or a bag of discrete thing that occurs when most people "grass." are in their rooms at night." They disappear into the night. Another JMU senior, who said he pushed The seller returns to his room with his profit, drugs his sophomore and junior years, and the buyer departs to enjoy the benefits of estimated that there are about 50 ' 'small-time'' his purchase. campus drug pushers here. Photo by Yo Nagaya For the majority of James Madison "People couldn't afford to do it on a large University students, this occurrence is un- scale." he said, adding that most people do it to ONE JMU senior estimates there are about 50 "small time" make enough money to get their drugs for free. campus drug pushers here, but that mo6t couldn't afford to sell common, something they may experience occasionally or view solely on television. drugs on a large scale. THIS SENIOR estimated that at least 50 HOWEVER, FOR the campus pusher, percent of the JMU student population ex- similar scenes are a way of life. periments with some type of drug, mostly pot. They push marijuana, speed and cocaine for He said that pot, speed and cocaine are the Jury indicts two students drug dealers from Harrisonburg and nearby three most frequently used drugs here. cities. < Continued on Page 8) By TR1C1A FISCHETTI A March 4 trial date was set Monday for two James Madison University students charged with the November theft of equip- ment from Oak Manor Riding Stables in Weyers Cave. Dwight D. Moose of Lutherville, Md. and Barrett L. Tucker of Glen Arm. Md were indicted by a grand jury in Augusta County, which determined that enough evidence was present to warrant a trial by judge in Augusta County Circuit Court. Moose and Tucker were arraigned Jan. 22 on charges of breaking and entering and grand larceny of Oak Manor, the stables of the JMU Equestrian Team. Augusta County court records state that the two men are charged with the theft of saddles, bridles, saddle parts, halters and blankets in excess of $200— the minimum amount for a charge of grand larceny. The Breeze reported Jan. 27 that Theodosia Ehle, stable owner, said about $6,800 worth of equipment was stolen from her stables, in addition to two saddles valued at $1,000 and $800. belonging to a JMU student and a Bridgewater College student. The actual value of the allegedly stolen equipment is "a matter very much in dispute." according to the students' attorney. Cabell Cobbs of Augusta County. Cobbs explained in The Breeze Jan 27 article that Ehle values the equipment at its original price, whereas much of it was used at the time of the theft. Inside . . . —"I thought about how this creek must be holding the motherlode of muskrats." For a personal account on the tribulations of muskrat trapping, see Folio, page 10. —Derek Steele has responded in pressure situations this season to the point where Coach Lou Campanelli no longer PKotoi by Yo Nagaya considers him a freshman player. See Sports, page 15. AS SEEN from the Warren University Union balcony, rain clouds cover the downhill campus before one of Monday's downpours. Page2. THE BKKKZK Friday. February 27.1961 Senate takes on new work; A&P internal conflicts put aside Coke 8 Si.29 dep By CHRIS WARD The Student Government Old Millwaukee Association senate put its personality conflicts aside Tuesday, in an attempt to 6/l2oz $1.79 accomplish new business. Senate committees have been idle in recent weeks as Ann Page Frozen Pizza senators have faced one in- ternal problem after another. HAMBURGER CHEESE Among the topics presented SAUSAGE-PEPPERONI to the senate was a proposal passed by the finance com- c mittee granting the JMU 12oz 99 Bowling Club $322.40 for an upcoming bowling tour- Kraft Singles nament in New Jersey. The group originally had requested $450. but part of the 12 oz $1.69 request was rejected because committee members noted A & P Orange Juice food expenses for the trip should be paid by the bowling 1/2 gal carton 99' club members. Also in the proposal was a stipulation that the club not be Breyer's Yogurt 3/$l.OO allowed any SGA funding next year. But Chairperson Pro- tempore Al Willner argued Oodles of Noodles adamantly against the stipulation, calling it unfair. f/$1.00 "I DON'T THINK we should dictate to next year's senate Ann Page Macaroni & and next year's organizations whether or not they can get Cheese 71/4 02 4 $1.00 funding." Willner said. "It's Ptwto by Mtk« ■Itvini our job to fund these groups." SGA SECRETARY Gall LeRoy takes minutes at Tuesday's SGA A & P Frozen French But Jenny Bond, finance meeting. committee chairperson, said the committee believed that sponsor an activity with a committee a proposal to funa Fries g lbs. $1.69 some record should be made recognized student the JMU Chapter of the that the club had requested organization, according to Bill Society for Collegiate Jour- funds both this year and last Sulik, SGA treasurer. nalists to allow two chapter Sealtest Ice Cream year. The proposal, passed in the "If we don't put this part members to attend a con- form of a bill of opinion, also vention in Springfield Mo. in 1/2 gal $1.99 (the stipulation against future calls for the finance com- March; funding) on record, no one will mittee to establish the per- know they have been funded -■-referred to finance com- Marvel Bread centage of the account the mittee a proposal to fund the next year," Bond noted. senate may use. The senate continued Student Gallery $300 since its In other business, the SGA: present backers are with- 20 oz 2/99* debate, then voted to amend —passed a bill of opinion drawing support; the proposal, leaving out the praising senior basketball "no future funding" clause. players Chip Rosenberg, —the senate also referred to Lettuce 49* The proposal was then Steve Blackmon and Tyrone finance committee a proposal passed 34-1. Shoulders for their "in- to fund Circle K $400 so Strawberries 88* pint Along those same lines was dividual accomplishements members can attend a con- a proposal by Sajan Thomas and contributions to the team vention March 27-29; which would allow the senate as a whole."; —referred to student services $1.69 qt access to the SGA contingency —tabled a bill of opinion of- committee a proposal to c account, which traditionally fering senate support of the establish a fund for students Pears 4« iVb has been used to fund student philosophy behind President campaigning for SGA offices, organization projects after Ronald Reagan's proposed allowing them to borrow up to they receive senate approval. budget cuts. Willner noted $120 for campaign expenses: Whole or Half that senators should know —referred to finance com- AT PRESENT however, what the budget cuts entail mittee a proposal to reim- Bone in Strips $1.89 there is no way the senate can before they support them; burse each candidate for SGA acquire funds for its own office up to half of the $120 for projects other than to co- Bone in Strip Steaks —REFERRED TO finance campaign expenses. $249 Chicken Legs IO lbs Benefit cuts threaten students or more 79* Ground Beef By JENNIFER YOUNG An estimated 500 to 1.000 1 James Madison University 3 lb roll $l.09/lb students may be affected, if President Ronald Reagan cuts Top Bound London Social Security student benefits. LOANS Broil $2.49 lb Many students who receive Social Security would not be Gwaltney or A&P able to attend college without these benefits or other forms Sliced Bologna $1.29 lb of financial assistance, cording to Edith Mcf programs such as college student benefits and the size ot Holly Bidge Bacon manager of the Socfc payments would occur within Security administration in) student loans. Social Security, low income energy assistance, four years, with a projected ' M $1.39/lb Harrisonburg. savings of $700 million in 1982 The proposed $17 billiorreuts food stamps, unemployment Shorgood compensation and state aid and $1.7 billion in 1985. slated for fiscal 1982, outlined Other potential cuts include by the Office of Management for social services. Chicken Franks 79>/lb and Budget, would affect The cut in Social Security (Continued on Page 9) THE BREEZE, Friday, rtiiniftTy 27, 1981, Page 3 1 \

By MARGO COBLE Officials for Kappa Delta, a national sorority ^v>^ >>X:k;.:.!.M.:.S--. chapter, have decided not to charter at James v *-■_•_•_• •_■_•_•_•!•-•_ Madison University, according to Donna Warner, assistant dean of students here. Warner said the group was concerned about a lack of alumnae support in the area and TMrwim inadequate housing. She added that the dean of students' office will begin searching for another sorority to charter, since some seven national sororiues have expressed an interest in colonizing at JMU. However, the student response to a new fraternity. Lambda Chi Alpha, has been "phenomenal" and " awesome," according to the fraternity's national director of expansion New fraternity's and rush conductor. Some 200 male students have expressed an interest in Lambda Chi, Duane Cretin said, adding that students have a "rare opportunity expansion cited to become founders of this chapter." Mike Clayton, a junior here, is interested in the new group for its "fellowship and the chance to start something new." as phenomenal Cretin will be interviewing males interested in membership in the Warren University Union % •.• >. ,»jr this week, and a mini workshop-social event will be held this weekend by invitation only, he said. mem. ers includes a slide show, but be em- phasizes one-to-one discussions. CRETIN SAID he is not looking for "clones," As part of a national policy since 1972, but is trying to get a diverse group of guys; Lambda Chi does not allow any hazing or a hell "people who have some talent and want to week. work for the fraternity." Cretin is also starting an alumni chapter in The officers are appointed for two months Harrisonburg, since there are about 100 and then the members are allowed to elect alumni in the area. Their function would be their own new officers. "strictly to help the chapter," he added. One difference between Lambda CM and Cretin also has established Lambda Chi other fraternities is that members are initiated chapters are Northern Illinois University, right away and have voting privHedges, even Boiling Green and Ohio University in 1980 and though they will be a colony, rather than a plans to go to Adam State in Colorado and chapter, for at least one year. Muehlenberg University in Pennsylvania in Cretin's demonstration to prospective the near future. Counseling Center cuts back service to part time students

BY JEFF GAMMAGE Mclntire said. "Last year we had to cut out the Lack of time, staff and office space are the university staff. And now the part time main reasons the Counseling and Student students." Development Center will no longer provide Mclntire added he did not expect services to counseling for part time James Madison be reinstated for part time students in the University students, according to Dr. Jon future. Mclntire, director of 'he center. Most students contacted thought it was "You can only work so many hours a day and unfair that part time students are being ex- still give quality help," Mclntire said. "We cluded from possible counseling, but also made a basic assumption that the people expressed understanding for the center's carrying more of a load needed more of the dilemma. help" "I think they should set apart a time for part Mclntire said that unless the cutbacks are time students," said full time student Jo Beth made, his department could no longer provide Linder, "because tbey are contributing to the adequate individual assistance to the large school." Linder added that the university number of students seeking aid. should hire another counselor if there is suf- Mclntire added that the center's definition of ficient demand for one. a part time student differs from that of the University. McINTIRE SAID his staff has tried to deal with the overflow of students by adding more "A STUDENT can get help here if he's Outreach groups to its program, and by in- carrying nine hours or more. Eight or seven creasing the number of students in each group. hours, maybe," he said. "Graduates can get in with six." The department staff is available 70-80 hours JMU defines a part time student as a student a week for counseling, Mclntire said. carrying less than 12 semester hours. Mclntire noted he has spoken with McGee According to Dr. Harold McGee. vice about acquiring funds with which to hire president for student affairs, "a part time another counselor. Although' McGee was student pays essentially only his tuition" and sympathetic to the problem, he was unable to therefore is the most logical candidate for provide the needed money, Mclntire noted. reduced services. "If we can Justify another counselor, in Part time students who now seek aid at the terms of demand, we'll get one," he said, center are interviewed about their problem "we're not specifically looking to hire another and then referred to community counseling counselor. We Just added another one this centers. "" year." The policy was decided on after a meeting in "Another problem is that even if we could which the full department discussed possible get another counselor, we would have no office alternatives, according to Mclntire. for him," he added. The Center treats students on an on-going COUNSELOR Shirley Cobb said she voted, basis, with a maximum limit of 18 sessions. for the measure because "the majority of But "we allow up to 21 sessions if the extra students are full time" and added that the vote meetings are needed. To cut someone off was "fairly unanimous." exactly at 18 would be kind of like a brain PAM MOERSHELL enjoys the bridal show held at Leggetts In Cutbacks in the center's services actually surgeon saying 'your 60 minutes of surgery are the VaUey MaU. began in 1979. "Two years ago we used to see up' and walking away from the table," anyone connected with JMU, such as faculty," Mclntire noted. Page 4, THE BREEZE Friday, February 27,1961 Thomas demands a public apology

By CHRIS WARD tingent upon senate approval. Parliamentarian Ben However, the senate has Thomas confronted the SGA neither approved the Executive Council Tuesday, resignation nor taken action calling for a public apology against Thomas. from Treasurer Bill Sulik. Thomas also demanded that "I THINK I pretty well the council reconsider its vote answered the charges against to dismiss him, noting that me in the senate," he con- "the matter should not have tinued. "I will concede that been handled this way," the parliamentarian has not referring to recent articles in carried out the duties the way The Breeze concerning the the Executive Council thought accusations. I should. However, the wishes

'That'* why I walked out la$t week and if tkey do the tame crap, m walk out again' Photo by Mike Bltvim LEGISLATIVE VICE PRESIDENT Mark DavlsonJ left) makes a point at the SGA meeting on Tuesday. Also pictured is Ben Thomas, parlimentarlan. "I maintain that the and wants of the Executive parliamentarian acted within Council are not my concern." Mark Davison, legislative "I'd like to see the whole ningham announced he will the boundaries established in Thomas maintained that his vice president, said a thing blow over just like it did drop the Outreach Program, the constitution and in First Amendment rights had reprimand most likely would on me," he said, "We're which originally was intended Robert's Rules of Order," been violated because Sulik have been a better course of trying to get the senate back for council members to visit Thomas told the council. made public his "private action. on track after all of these campus dormitories to hear The executive council comments." wasted meetings. student complaints. recommended Feb. 10 that Thomas said he deserves a "That's why I walked out However, he said the Thomas be dismissed due to public apology from Sulik, SGA PRESIDENT Chuck last week and if they do the program would have to be an "an inability to carry out because his recommendation Cunningham noted that Thomas should withdraw his same crap, I'll walk out dropped due to the council's the duties of the office." The "called my character and again/' lack of enthusiasm and recommendation led to personality into question in a resignation and let the matter In other business, Cun- scheduling problems. Thomas' resignation, con- public forum." drop. It was great rubbing elbows with people' Studying abroad teaches Spanish culture By MARTHA STEVENS given three meals a day by a widow selected For Lucille Romanello, it was four months of through the program. They had the freedom to pure enjoyment. come and go but male visitors were not Although James Madison University offers a allowed at the apartment. I rogram for students to spend a semester in For Romanello, it was the perfect op- London, Romanello visited Spain for. four portunity to perfect her Spanish since the months last year with a San Francisco-based widow spoke absolutely no English. program, the Institute of Spanish studies, the first study-abroad program established in THE BASIC diet was eggs, rice, French Spain. bread, noodle soup and boiled potatoes, as well Romanello's enthusiasm at experiencing the as beef once a week, she recalled. chance to live and learn with the Spaniards is "We played football and made human reflected by her deep respect for the Spanish pyramids," Romanello laughed as she culture and people. But since her return to the remembered the "awed Spaniards" who states, she noted, "I learned how much I ap- wanted to take photographs of what they preciate America and sharing its freedoms." considered strange activities. Although she left Spain almost a year ago, Romanello has maintained her interest in the Spanish culture, and the excitement of relating One man asked me her experience radiated from her face. At the Valencian university, studies ranged from conversation to music and literature, wae I the model for the with each student allowed to take a maximum of six classes—all taught only in Spanish. Statue of Liberty Some 200 American students (including 12 males) were enrolled with Romanello in the program. She also attended the symphony once a ALL THE American students were grouped week, and occasionally danced the flamenco at together in their classes and although they a local nightclub. An annual festival com- studied in the same building with the Spanish parable to the Mardi Gras highlighted a week students, the Americans rarely had contact of no classes and no work there, with Spanish students, Romanello explained there. "I had Monday, Wednesday, Friday classes "It was great rubbing elbows with the starting at 9 a.m. and Tuesday, Thursday people," she remarked enthusiastically. "I felt classes starting at 9:30 a.m. Every afternoon a part of them." from 2-4, classes stopped for the siesta, and Romanello said surprisingly, it was the older then they would resume from 4-7," she said. Spaniards who received the American students The university had a library, "comparable so well. They were proud that Americans were to a classroom in Burruss," and a Duke's Grill learning Spanish culture and language. a' la Spanish style, which served tortillas, However, she noted, her Spanish peers sandwiches, beer and wine, Romanello said wanted to "send the Yankees home." This "Pastries were a big thing over there," she reaction, however, did not dampen Plvolo By Ml NO BtWiNS added. "Spain has a big sweet tooth with every Romanello's experiences abroad. Many times, street having at least two pastry shops." she recalled, the Spaniards marvelled at her Home away from the university was shared 5' 11 '* " stature, since the average Spanish man LUCILLE ROMANELLO described her tour months in Spain as with three other American roommates in a stands at 5'10". pare enjoyment. She said that the experience deepened her one-floor apartment. The housing situation "One man asked me, 'was I the model for the respect for their culture. was "more or less pot-luck," Romanello ex- Statue of Liberty?'" she said plained. . She and her, roommates were housed and (Continued on Page 9) THE BREEZE, Friday, February 27, 1981, Page 5 Announcements- Teachers Workshop Tax Phi Beta Lambda Jump For Heart ODK An "Interviewing for The Volunteer Income Tax Phi Beta Lambda is The Mercury Club will Teachers" workshop will be Assistance program will sponsoring a skiing trip Feb. sponsor a "Jump Rope for Omicron Delta Kappa, the held March 3,1:45-2:45 p.m. in prepare income tax returns 28,6-10 p.m. Lift tickets are $6 Heart" on March 21, 1-4 p.m. national leadership honor the WUU. Sign up in Career for students through April 15 and rentals are $5. 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Pif-A-Thon Sigma Sigma Sigma is sponsoring the second annual Pig-A-Thon. Sigma will fast in Have Fun In Dining Hall March l from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Pledge a member not to eat; all FLORIDA!! proceeds will go for the benefit of childrens' hospitals. To pledge, call 5244. HORIZON SGA Election SURE Applications for absentee ballots for the SGA election 1106 Reservoir St. Harrisonburg 434 - 1812 are available in the SGA office for any full-time un- dergraduate student who will be absent from campus April 7. Deadline for application is 5 p.m. March 5. Superwalk Phi Beta Lambda will LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE sponsor the March of Dimes 15 kilometer SuperwaDc March 21. Walker registration begins at 9 a.m. at Godwin, and the DUKES&DUCHESSES walk begins at 10 a.m. In- formation and spo sor sheets are now available at JM's, Wendy's, The Body Shop, J.C. Penney's, the Reservoir Street 7-11 and the WUU in- formation desk. Prizes will be awarded, and refreshments will be provided during and after the walk. 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Goof off Popular pot Paper clothes

Liqour may be quicker, but pot is more Cut-out paper clothes may not be just for Here's good news for those of you who feel. paper dolls. guilty every time you stretch that coffee break popular—at least among teenagers. Dr. Lloyd Johnston, a University of In Los Angeles, the fashion conscious have or goof off before tackling those household reportedly started a trend of sporting chores. Michigan researcher, recently completed a Henry Webber, a time management expert study on the drug use of 16,000 teenagers for paperlike clothing which rolls straight off the and consultant for businesses, says goofing of the institute for social research. printing presses onto human backs. is valuable because it's an indication you've He says that the switch from alcohol use to The paper is said to actually be a mixture of got things under control. People who never pot use as a major recreational drug among heat and pressure-bonded material that is goof off, Webber claims, are those who need to teenagers may be "one of the most potentially durable, absorbent and can be washed from six feel in control; but those who occasionally goof important phenomenon to come onto the to ten times before being thrown away. off also have time to slow down, reevaluate American drug scene in the last decade." So far, several designers have jumped into their priorities and find out where they stand. According to Johnston, the increase in pot the paper clothing business: for example, The time consultant also recommends that use among teenagers seems to have taken DuPont now makes a substance called more people take stock of their leisure hours. place "during a period in which marijuana "Tyvek" that has been fashioned into shirts, appeared to the public to be getting a fairly shorts, pants, and jumpsuits at prices from $6 He says that those of us who don't organize our to $45. leisure time usually just putter it away. clean bill of health. Says Webber, "Most people don't value their leisure time. They think it's not worth the same hourly rate they're paid normally. To my way of thinking, you're worth just as much every Specism hour of the day. Kicking infant Cocoa smoke We've all heard about "racism' and Determining if a soon-to-be-born baby is in "sexism." But how about "specism." good health may be just a kick away. A number of humans who are alarmed at the Cocoa may be good to eat, but that doesn't Dr. William Rayburn of the Ohio State rate at which animal and plant species are being wiped out around the Earth will be mean it's good to smoke. University Hospital in Columbia reports That's according to Ben Fontaine, coor- studying 700 pregnant women to determine holding an "All-Species Day Parade and dinator of educational activites of the how active their unborn babies were by having Creature Congress" in Santa Fe, New Mexico, American Lung Association of Louisiana. the women count the number of times the in- this Saturday (October 11th). Fontaine says that cigarettes made from the fant kicked from inside the womb. Participants in the parade will be wearing cocoa bean instead of tobacco may still be Rayburn found a baby who moves four times masks or costumes representing various kinds harmful. or more an hour is normally healthy; but an of animals or plants, many of them en- According to Fontaine, recent ads for the unborn infant who moves three times or less an dangered. Organizers of the all-species event new cocoa cigarettes are—in his words- hour for two consecutive days could be an say that its purpose is to encourage the use of "insulting to the intelligence of the average inactive baby with probable difficulties. terms such as "specism" and "human american because they point out that cocoa Rayburn says that all. though an inactive chauvinism" in order to dramatize how human beans are nutritious and can be eaten." baby may be perfectly normal, a sharp beings are devastating other species. Fontaine points out that it would be fine if the decrease in an unborn infant's activity may Similar all-species parades have been held in cigarette were meant to be eaten. Since it is to indicate a health probelm which could be New York City, San Francisco, and Tucson, be smoked, he adds, "We feel there are health remedied by medical care or in some cases by and overseas in London and Norwich, hazards associated with the product." scheduling a caesarean delivery. England.

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Jazz Improvisation I WIZARDS February 27 8:00 nm March 3 & 4 7:30, 10:00 u it * $1.25 w/ID $1.75 guest » Chandlernu Hall I GSTheater * TWO New Mini-Courses BICYCLING-Designed for those with limited to moderate ! knowledge of cycling. The emphasis will be on mechanics of riding & repair I TAP DANCING-Designed for the beginning tap dancer but will guarantee a work-out for intermediate student too Basic fundamentals of tap will be explained & demonstrated. | ^Now Accepting Applications For Special Events Committee. Deadline March 6 1 Page 8, THE BREEZE Friday, February 27, 1981 * Pushers room," he noted, adding that busted for pot here, the can't use it for a long time or it (Continued from Page 1) purpose of bringing back drugs." "if you're smart you shouldn't university generally will not will really screw you up." An ounce of pot will cost the However, there are several get busted." prosecute. "They won't student between $35-45, he big-time dealers in prosecute you, if you keep a HE SAID that bongs are the said, depending on the kind Harrisonburg, he said, adding HE - SUGGESTED that low profile and leave school." most popular drug in- and the quality. that most drugs come here pushers keep a low profile, A senior who is familar with strument, because they give a "If a guy has weed and from Washington,DC, deal on a cash basis and not several campus pushers said more concentrated affect, by knows there's none around, he Baltimore and Richmond. advertise. that most of the pushing that acting as a filter. can jack up the price," he^ The former pusher recalled "It's totally uncool to sell to occurs here is "friends He said he uses only the said. that he often would receive people you don't know," he passing it on to friends." executive tokemaster, one of According to sources in- about five to 10 calls a week for said, adding that he stopped "It's like the pyramid ef- the more expensive and highly terviewed, pushers pay about drugs. Sometimes students pushing because he knew too fect," he continued, adding advanced bongs available. $350-400 for a pound of would have friends from other many people who got busted. that "it's a change of pace. Pipes are the midpoint marijuana. schools who would need stuff, "For the little money I was. Some people enjoy the buzz, between bongs and joints, he Speed is usually sold by hits he continued. making, it wasn't worth the while others like to relax." said. "It's like a joint, except of 10,000 which cost the dealer "I never got really uptight risk." Speed is a more intense it is not as messy, and like a about $500, according to one when I had drugs in my He said that if students are drug than pot, he said. "You bone without the water." former pusher. The speed, including black beauties, robin's eggs, and Christinas trees, is then sold to students for between 25 and 50 cents per hit, sources said. ONE FORMER pusher said that the use of cocaine is more frequent than most people realize. He cited high cost as the major deterrent to its use here. Cocaine is sold by the gram, he said, with one gram costing about $95. Pushers generally purchase it at a cost of $2,200-2,500 an ounce. Each ounce contains 28 grams. Most pushers get their drugs from out of town, the senior noted. "I .know people who go home just for the *Law

(Continued'from Page 1) jewelrey and ash trays that contain drug symbols such as marijuana leaves, Nemoytin said. Nemoytin claims that bills like Senate Bill No. 85 violate "the pursuit of the purest form of capitalism." "PEOPLE WOULD lose work and the state would lose taxes," he said, adding that the bill is an attempt to legislate capitalism out of our society. Nemoytin, who is an active member of the Virginias for Study of Marijuana Laws, (VSML) believes the worst thing about marijuana is that it is illegal. "The VSML is a lobbying group for rational laws con- cerning marijuana," he said. "I'm not selling anything illegal," he said, adding that he has no idea what people do with the items once they purchase them. According to Nemoytin, the prices of paraphernalia at Cloud Nine range from 35 cents for rolling paper to $30 for a tokemaster executive bong. He said that the tokemaster bong is the most popular item among JMU 'students.

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wooooocw THE BREEZE, Friday, February 27, 1961, Page 9 Large Collection Of * Benefits (Continued from Page 2) Men's Long Sleeve officer, some 2,800 students McDevitt. "I believe the guaranteed student loans. The received $4 million through changes, if any, will not affect loan requests would be subject guaranteed student loans in the elderly and it would just Western Shirts to a needs test in an attempt to 1978. "We haven't heard cut out extras," she said, lower federal interest sub- anything from the Depart- sidies. Projected savings are ment of Education in The Social Security $78 million in fiscal 1982 and $2 Washington," she said. "So minimum monthly payment 1/2 PRICE billion annually in 1965. until we know exactly what of $122 for present and future Eligibility for Basic cuts are going to be made, we beneficiaries may also be Education Opportunity can't project what actions we eliminated according to the Grants may also be tightened will take." proposed federal budget In Jeans and Cords by in the new budget, with a possible savings of Jiso Former President Jimmy Harrisonburg and million annually. Carter proposed a cut in Rockingham County, more Lee, Levi Social Security benefits for than 14,000 people or 15 per- ACCORDING TO Sharon students, but Congress never Ward, a JMU financial aid cent of the population are and Wrangler approved it, according to beneficiaries, McDevitt noted. $15.95 • Study

(Continued from Page 4) ROMANELI.O NOTED that Tfc. Purpl. MM)*, On Ih. cSr. S,u.,. 2 North Main St.. HarrhKMNWi she chose the study-abroad Op«. TKomJoy ond fridmy H^ H. * ■.«,. package with the Institute of Op.nDill, 11A.M. to 3: Jl P.M. American Studies "because of ntaantr Ch«,9. otwj Viio the cost and, academically, it's one of the best programs I bad information for." In addition, she said, her credits from the University of Cftuii 9 Valencia easily transferred back to JMU. Winter Hats On Sale The only prerequisites were two years of college Spanish, 25%-50% Off two written recommendations from language professors and Cords, Denims. Leather, Felt a GPA transcript sent to the Spanish university. The ap- Long and Short Sleeve proximate cost for one visiting museums in Madrid explorations in the area. semester was $1,700, which and other cities. "I want to go back to Spain included round trip ah* fare, Although her classes were someday," Romanello added, Tee-Shirts tuition, room and board. challenging, she said she The program offered a noting that eventually she actually studied less per week would like to be an am- $3.99-$6.00 cultural package, included in than while at James Madison bassador or have a job with the price, which featured two University. the Foreign Service. HRS. 10-5 Doily Fri. Till 9 excursions to neighboring Outside of the classroom, "In any capacity, I'd return cities. On days off and school Romanello said her professors to Spain, but not forever," she breaks, Romanello explored urged her to gain first-hand said. "My heart belongs to 66 East AAkt. St. Horrisonburg the country on her own. knowledge from weekend SCHEV says education MARKET majors compare well * 157 Warsaw Ave. 433-7948 * The old adage "Those who education students in public Thurs-Sun can, do; those who can't, and private ' colleges in teach" doesn't hold water at Virginia on each of the three Bud 12 BK $4.45 The "Bull" $2.19 James Madison University. measures. Achievements of teachers Only two other colleges, Busch cans or bottles $2.09 Schlitz $2.19 trained at JMU "have been William and Mary and the and will continue to be University of Virginia, Molson $2.89 MickeyMalt $1.89 noteworthy," said the dean of reported higher high school JMU's School of Education. percentile rank and SAT Old Mill 12 pk $3.69 Dr. Julius Roberson has scores for their education Busch Bar Bottles been studying data analyzed students. Their data came Schmidts $1.59 $7.59 by the State Council of Higher from a relatively small Education for Virginia sample, however. "These two Lite $2.29 Old Mill Bar Bottles (SCHEV). The results show institutions combined the university's teacher graduated only 220 teachers, Michelob $2.59 $7.» education students compare just over half the 391 very favorably with those who graduated by James Madison are not in a teacher education alone," Roberson said. Old Mill 1/4 keg $15.95 Old Mill 1/2 Keg $25.95 curriculum. Apparently JMU students Education students entered also are logging notable Bull 1/2 keg $28.95 the university with higher performances on the National high school class standing (an Teacher Examination (NTE). average total SAT of 991) than For the first group of students | Pretzels 4 lb box $3.89 Sim Jim's Box of 5 .79' other students, the dean said. who took the recently state- In addition, they earned mandated test, students higher grade point averages scored »t or above the |Cheese Curls 3/4 lb. $1.39 Coke, Sprite 2 Itr. $1.19 (3.156) at the completion of national norm on 20 of the 25 their sophomore year than areas of the written English Mama's Cookies 3/$ 1.59 Del Monte Peas 2/.79* other students. expression portion of the The higher GPAs are exam. significant, Roberson said, On the mathematics por- 1 lb. Potato Chips $1.79 because "all JMU students tion, scores in 16 of the 20 topic complete a very similar areas were at or above the curriculum during their fresh- national norm. On the 1 Ice 10 lb. .89* man and sophomore years." literature, fine arts and social JMU teacher education studies sections, 36 of the 30 students also rank above the topic areas were at or above i • .mean. •. .among* • • > teacher • the norm. ■ •■.-'• n Page 10, THE BREEZE Friday, February 27, 1981 Folio cArts <£& People 'Catch anything, Chuck?' The trials and tribulations of muskrat trapping

By CHARLES GRADY the other into shallower water. I sat As I stepped out of the truck the down on the bank and drained the wind hit my face like cold rain. water from the boots. Shivering, I pulled my stocking cap down over my forehead until I could THE NEXT day I drove out to check just see out from under it. The tem- the traps. Darkness and coldness had perature was dropping as swiftly as forced me to set them more hastily the afternoon sun, but tomorrow's than I had intended, and as I looked at forecast was encouraging. The phrase them now I realized they were "highs ranging into the 30s" echoed carelessly set. It cost me, too, for a through my mind. Tomorrow would couple of the traps were sprung but be the warmest day in three weeks, empty. I made a mental note to and the animals who had spent that always set my traps carefully in the time holed up in their dens would be future. Empty-handed, I returned (kit feeding in the morning. home to hear what would become over I slipped into my knee boots, pulled the next few weeks an increasingly on my gloves and swung a knapsack embarrassing question. "Catch heavy with a dozen muskrat- traps anything, Chuck?" was soon to onto my back. I grabbed my walking become a phrase synonomous with stick and headed for the river. failure. As I descended the sandy ledge to That night the weather turned bitter the water, my mind raced with ex- cold again; the river froze and the citement. This was one of the final rats all returned to their dens until stages of my master plan toward warmer weather. semi-self-sufficiency My sufficiency A week later, the wind stung my plan had other parts, but they were face through my beard, as I beat already set. My mother owns an old, through three inches of ice to my rundown farm of some 40-odd acres traps. I had decided to pull my whole that include a house, a barn and some line. A friend of mine had two lines out out-buildings. With a few years work on creeks and had been taking almost and a little money it could be made a rat a day. The theory here was that productive again. Only one problem: creeks had more moving water, and If I worked the farm, how was I to pay therefore, it took colder weather to my bills? The answers I came up with freeze them. It sounded good, and sounded like this: a) raise as much since the rats weren't moving because poultry, livestock and vegetables as I of the ice on the river, I had nothing to could eat and store b) work part time lose. I packed up my traps and went on surrounding farms c) cut and sell home. firewood d) write for the local market The following Saturday was a e) trap f) hunt and fish. cloudless, almost warm day. The back of the cold spell had been I THOUGHT my plan to be a good broken, and the forecast promised one, and, with the exception of warm weather. I loaded my traps and trapping, I had done all of these things other gear into the truck and took off at one time or another with enough in search of a good rat creek. success to make me feel secure in their outcome. And at this stage of the A GOOD rat creek is not hard to find game (life) I still had an out. Unen- because rats are happy with just cumbered with such responsibilities about any water. What is hard to find as a wife and kids and payments, I is a good rat creek that has not been could always cry "uncle" (or in this trapped out by the middle of case, "mother") and get out. February. The trapping season in However, this was a very humbling Virginia is Jan. 1 to Feb. 28, and I had photo by Mike •Itvlnt and distasteful option, one I was made the mistake of starting late. I BOOTS, TRAPS and a wooden pole: Charles Grady displays some of the gear' trying hard to shove into the remote stopped to inquire about permission at needed for successful muskrat trapping. corners of my mind. I still clung half- several farms, and the people were all heartedly to a childhood theory of very friendly and willing for me to down, no sooner did my foot go it had stopped feeling anything), and 1 mine: "If you don't think about it it trap on their land. The problem was through than my knee and tht rest of knew I had made some good sets. As I can't happen." This theory had been that every place I stopped had my leg followed. The next thing I hobbled back to the truck (you can't shot all to hell by a collection agency already been trapped this year. knew ice was breaking everywhere walk properly on a foot that has no my freshman year, but nonetheless, Finally I found a place. Eagerly, I and 1 was standing waist-deep in the feeling), I thought about bow this old thought patterns, like old habits, approached the creek, which had ice creek. creek must be holding the motherlode are hard to break. around the sides but was still clear in I struggled to get up the slick bank, of muskrats. I had seen signs of other I glanced at the sun and figured I the middle. I left my traps by the side but the boots were so full of water that trappers having been there this had about an hour and a half of light of the creek and started upstream to I could hardly lift my feet. Finally I year, but I had also seen enough fresh left. As I stepped into the river I could determine where I would make the pulled myself up the bank, mostly rat signs to convince me that there feel the cold water through my boots. individual sets. with my arms. I headed for the truck were some left. I was looking for rat signs (trappers The ice was a little soft around the as fast as I could, the icy water in my call muskrats "rats"). Dens, feed edges, and as I stopped to peer into boots and the wetness of my clothing A FEW days later, I still had « beds and slides (smooth places on the holes it cracked in protest Twice I being all I could stand. caught nothing. The temperature had bank where animals enter and leave broke through, but since I had come to been decent but rain had swollen the the water) are all good places to set rest on a shallow bottom only a few I returned early the next day intent creek, leaving the rats' dens and my traps. Coming to what looked like a inches after going through, I figured on making some careful sets. Wearing traps under two feet of churning, den hole, I poked my stick up in it. The that the water wasn't deep around the my own boots, since my friend's were muddy water over much of the week. hole ended about a foot back. There edges. I had gotten soaked from the still soaked, I waded across the creek Only now was it beginning to return to were two more holes a few feet fur- knees down a couple of times since with the traps strapped to my back. normal. On my way to check the traps ther up. that first day, so when a trapper No sooner did I step into the tall grass (a task quickly becoming dreary from As I bent over trying to see if these friend of mine had offered to lend me on the bank, then I snagged my left want of success), I pulled into a were dens or just holes that had been his hip boots, I didn't hestitate to foot on a hidden strand of barbed service station to get a rubber patch started and then abandoned, the accept wire, tearing a hole in my left boot. I put on my boot. The attendant eyed shock of something very cold and Several hundred yards and a half couldn't believe it. I was so mad at the boot dubiously and said he would uncomfortable hit me. I just had time hour further upstream, I felt the ice myself that I decided to punish myself try to patch it to look down and see water running give once more as I bent over a feed by setting my traps anyway. As we walked past the open door of over the top of my boots before the bed. Impatiently I stomped down, Two hours later, I was very _ extreme cold forced me to in- trying to break through the ice aiid satisfied. My foot had stopped feeling ( stinctively jerk first one foot and'then' • regain safe footing. When I stomped cold after about an hour (m actuality, (Continued on Page 12> THE BREEZE, Friday, February 27, 1981, Page 11 Grover Washington, Jr, Winelight: 'Painting with sound9

By BRYAN POWELL taste the tartness of the wine, which will inevitably vary excellent. The title track is a This is easy listening jazz at visualize the soft hues of with each listener. Un- bright, glowing introduction to Just the two of as its best. Grover Washington, candlelight and feel its doubtedly, though, the vision what lies in store for the Building castles in the sky Jr. is a remarkably talented warmth intensified. (and mood) created is one of listener. Other cuts, like "In Just the two of us saxophonist and jazz stylist, Still, it is not an easy task to peace and tranquility. The Name Of Love" and You and I. and his most recent LP, find the proper way to The primary dictionary "Make Me A Memory (Sad Winelight, from Elektra describe this album. Like a definition of art is "the ac- Samba)" are less cheerful, Withers does a nice—if un- Records, is a delicious good waiter, the musicians tivity of creating beautiful more reflective yet no less derstated—job with the example of "food for mood" are invisible. This music does things." It is in this sense that powerful. Bill Withers makes vocals. Richard Tee adds (to quote Chuck Berry). The not inspire its listener to think some smooth keyboard work Washington is truly an artist. a guest appearance to provide in the background. mood of this dish (I mean of musicians, but instead to The fact that the musicians the vocals for "Just The Two disc) is warm, soft and imagine less tangible, more remain in the background on Of Us," the lyrics of which are romantic; one can almost graceful figures—visions this album is surely a consistent with the overall THE SUPPORTING in- deliberate tactic. While mood of the LP: strumentation on Winelight is Washington is invariably the. a more than adequate vehicle focal point, he never over- for Washington's solo flights. GROVER WASHINGTON, JR. plays. This ability to avoid Tee and Paul Griffin take WTNEUCHT "showing off is one of this turns on the Fender Rhodes; LP's greatest qualities. And Ed Walsh and BUI Eaton while he doesn't overplay, share synthesizer credits. Washington's flowing sax While they add greatly to the avoids the pitfall of sounding albums's overall tone, it is the restrained. He is both percussion work of co- technician (he co-produced producer Ralph MacDonald this album) and artist, taking that is most prominent. His an often simple, catchy congas, syndrums and various theme, expanding it, percussion instruments offset developing it and leaving it Washington's sax well and finally, as something greater. I see the crystal raindrops fall keep the album from He is painting with sound. And the beauty of it all becoming too syrupy, an Is when the snn comes shining important part of the LP's WASHINGTON comes by through success. his talents honestly. He is To make those rainbows in my currently enrolled in Temple mind And Winelight is certainly University, where he is taking When I think of yon an unqualified success. a full load of advanced music sometimes Without flash, feedback or courses. His work has ob- And I wanna spend some time technical exhibitionism, viously paid off, for on this with you. Washington has made a LP, he has assembled a simple, enjoyable and collection of quality jazz Just the two of us remarkably artistic jazz selections. We can make It if we try album. Not bad for a college Individually, the songs are Just the two of us student, wouldn't you say? J.M.> Prime location, specials key to success

By DIANE FITZPATRICK university atmosphere." Hewit plans to initiate a A public place to assemble within easy walking student-teacher happy hour on Friday afternoons. distance from campus, J.M.'s pub and delicatessen is a "dream come true" for those students without J.M.'s' desire to appear "university-oriented" is vehicles. immediately obvious. The name is taken from the This ideal plot of land was not easily acquired, initials of founding father James Madison. Also, a however, according to owner Richard Hewitt. large, colorful mural on top of the delicatessen exit Originally, it was the privately-owned site of a gas has a portrait of James Madison with a background station and The Nor cafe. But in 1978, due to in- of JMu's Wilson Hall and Greek row. creased traffic flow, the Virginia State Highway The delicatessen menu lists, speciality sandwiches ^Commission purchased the land as a way to expand called The Duke, The James Madison, and The Dolly and improve Main Street. — Madison. JMU athletic results are displayed, and the walls of the pub are plastered with JMU athletic shirts, hats, penants and hockey sucks. Even the telephone number, 43 DUKES, is tailored to JMU. The pub is easily the most attractive in the Harrisonburg area. Its central location and circular shape creates a cozy yet spacious atmosphere. This is accentuated by a soft red glow illuminating from underneath a bar top made from weeping willow tree trunks set in sunken resin, and mounted on a brick base. A variety of pinball and video games also are a central attraction. After considerable research, Hewitt discovered that a small plot of the land was still privately PUB MANAGER Larry Wood believes J.M.'s has possessed. "No one realized that the land was hit the right formula, and indicated that business has available," he said. "The community assumed that it been successful. He plans at least one major theme was owned by the state...probably because the high- party a month, usually on a Saturday evening. Local way commission left their bulldozers and equipment live entertainment is featured on Monday evenings, there." with a $1 cover charge. Hewitt's attorneys contacted the owner, a local Tuesday's ladies' night has drawn the most con- resident, and began negotiations. Although reluctant sistent crowd. From 9-9:30 p.m. only females are at first, the owner sold the land sue months later. permitted in the bar, and beer is only 10 cents. Males TIM PAASCH draws a pitcher of Mkhelob are permitted to enter at 9:30 and regular prices while Sandi Rash waits. Hewitt maintains that J.M.'s location is beneficial resume. According to Wood, this gives women a to the community, since it provides students a place Delivery service to campus, Presidential and to gather and socialize in a proximity removed from chance to enjoy the pub without being hassled. residential neighborhoods. Wednesday is Canadian night with Spun Gold. Shank apartments also is offered by J.M.'s, which is There is a SO cents cover charge, and from 8:30-9 particularly convenient in cases of munchies without p.m., Molson's are SO cents, and afterwards, 75 cents. motivaUonLAccording to Deli Manager Jim Roland, HE STRESSED that he wanted J.M.'s to be On Thursdays, the pub sponsors any JMU-affiliated response has consistently increased and currently "university-oriented" and not just student-oriented. group for a half hour of reduced prices. requires two delivery persons. Deliveries m Sunday "I want to provide an atmosphere where JMU through Thursday from 9 p.m.-i a.m. In about a students, faculty and staff can sit and chat over lunch The facility also is licensed to sell kegs and six- month, Roland hopes to initiate delicatessen charge or a pitcher," he said. "It is important to enhance packs off premises. To cover costs of handling, all accounts with monthly billing for community and student-faculty relations to give a well-rounded kegs are. $2 more than original purchase price. university business groups. * Muskrat

(Continued from Page 10) DRIVING SLOWLY, I realized how much that rat meant. That one rat had wiped away three weeks of my truck he glanced in at my gear. creeping self-doubt. "Been doin' some trappin'?" he asked. "It was not me. That creek had just been trapped "Jesus Christ," I thought, "not again." out," I thought. "Why, next year I'll get my traps out I knew it was coming. Sure enough, he turned to early and clean up. Maybe I'll get another dozen look at me, and I could swear I saw a half smirk on traps. I know where some beaver are, too. And I know his face. a couple of places for fox..." "Ketchin' anythin'?" he queried. When I arrived home I took the usual share of good natured insults: I COULDN'T take it Red-faced, I lowered my head "Trapper Chuck!" and mumbled something about the water being "Hey there, you old muleskinner you!" awfully high lately and quickly stuffed my mouth full "There's that woodcutter!" of Red Man before he could ask anything else. It was I didn't say a word. I knew it was coming, and I with great relief that I watched a woman pull up and bided my time, slipping my boots off my feet which, hail him from her car. for once, were dry. There was a pause in the con- The next few days were exceptionally warm. After versation, a pregnant moment of silence, and then a the temperature almost hit 60 on consecutive days, I voice said, "Catch anything, Chuck?" decided the season was over. The warm weather that was predicted for the next few days would ruin the I TURNED slowly toward the wry, inquisitive face value of any rats I might catch so the following day, I and said softly, "Yeah one," drawing the words out went to pull my traps. The flooding water hadn't been so that I could savor each to its fullest. I sounded good able to move the staked traps, but it had rearranged to be able to say. the looks of the creek enough to make it difficult to "Yeah one," I repeated a little louder, hoping no remember exactly where they were. one noticed the emphatic tone that had crept into my • As I rounded the bend to my last two traps, I half voice. But then I thought, "What the hell, I'm as good saw it out of the corner of my eye. My eyes, moving as semi-self-sufficient now." lazily past it, shot back the way John Wayne shoots "Yeah one," I said loudly to no one in particular, {jack at the bad guy. There it was, as beautiful in its and not caring that the tone I said it in swelled with a ugliness as any dead rat could be. I walked over and pride that damn near bordered on bragging. pulled it out of the trap. It was a big rat, fur still in good shape, its neck cleanly broken by the trap. I picked up my remaining traps and headed home. G G THINK SPRING @ie Baeze it now accepting applications for 1981-82 WEEKEND SPECIAL Editor, Managing Editor and Business Manager

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r"""""1' ....•.•■».'■■■.•.■■•■.■■■■.■ .-i-i - —i THE BREEZE, Friday, February 27, 1981, Page 13 Hours: - II AO o« - 9 :30 p* SUK - TkllW Debate team successful in tournaments II : 00 «* - » : 30 PM F*i - Sal The James Madison record in the junior varsity going into octofinal rounds. On University debate and proposition, they won on a 2-1 Students don't forget your division. In semi-finals, a 2-1 decision, they defeated decision, which put them in ID is good for a 15 per cent forensics teams have suc- they lost to Seton Hall, the Kings College. cessfully competed in tour- semifinal competition against discount on all regular price team which eventually won Paired against Seton Hall another Seton Hall team. In a orders naments from Dayton, Ohio to the division. Annapolis, Md. University, and taking the close round they lost on a 3-0 At Villanova, DeHart placed negative side of the decision. At Villanova University, third in individual speaker Pa., the varsity debate team competition out of a field of 40 of Teresa Caviness and Dan speakers. Mazella finished preliminary At the 23rd annual United competition with a 3-3 won- States Naval Academy Correction loss record. They advanced to tournament in Annapolis, quarterfinals, defeating the of The Breexe. Delos is a male We are something else!' Md.. the team of Dane But- Due to a typographical top-seeded team from Seton swinkas and Shelly James error, Delos Willmore's undergraduate student at 88 Cotton St Hall University. finished preliminary com- gender was incorrectly JMU and president of the Jean • DeHart and Sajan petition with a 6-2 won-loss identified in the Feb. 24 issue International Relations Thomas finished with a 4-2 record and were sixth seed Association here. JMU routs To wson in final home game By JEFF NUCKLES and I'm really happy for them," With James Madison University Campanelli said. "Especialy Chip fighting to convince the ECAC (Rosenberg). He didn't score any tournament committee to grant it top points, but he handled the ball and seed in the Southern Division post played defense real well." 'Season basketball tournament, it Although he went scoreless, seems unlikely a partisan home Rosenberg was not about to play his crowd would cheer for the opposition farewell home game without a parting Nevertheless, that's what happened shot- In the waning moments of the Wednesday night, as the Dukes game, the 6-3 guard came from vir- boosted their Eastern College Athletic tually nowhere to block a Towson Conference record to 10-2 en route to State layup attempt, bringing an an 85-53 thrashing of Towson State ecstatic roar of appreciation from the University. fans. When the Tigers' center, Carlton Johnson, scored on a twisting layup THE DUKES, who led 45-19 at in- with 5:20 left in the first half, it was termission, due largely to Blackmon's only the second basket in 12 minutes 13 and Linton Townes' 12 points, drew for Towson State. The basket, which praise from the Tigers' coach Vince ended a one-for-16 shooting drought, Angotti. "No one has handled us like brought a rousing ovation from the that this year, and I'm talking about JMU student section. Villinova and I'm talking about It was Senior Night in Godwin Hall, Auburn," Angotti said. and the Dukes had just overcome an 8- "I don't think we should have 4 deficit with a 27-2 spurt. Since 17 of missed the kind of shots we did," those points were unanswered, the Angotti continued. "But when that fans wanted to be part of the show. happens you just want the clock to "They (crowd) knew it was the move and move and move." seniors' last game," said JMU coach Starting the second half, JMU Lou Campanelli, "and they just scored the first four points on a layup wanted to pay tribute to them." by Charles Fisher and a short jumper by Dan Ruland to take a 49-19 ad- PACING THE Dukes' attack was vantage. Towson State cut the lead to senior Steve Blackmon, whose 21 24 on a layup by Donald Leslie with points tied his career high, giving him 9:07 left to make it 63-39, but came no game honors. Blackmon hit on an clohcr. incredible 10-11 from the field and The Dukes, ranked 11th in the hauled down nine rebounds. nation in field goal defense allowing "I was just trying to have a good opponents an average of only 43.9 overall game." Blackmon said. "As it percent per game, held the Tigers to a turned out, I was getting a lot of shots dismal 22.2 percent in the first half and they were falling." and only 31.4 percent for the game. Senior captain Tyrone Shoulders "We played about as well as we chipped in just six points but he had could," Campanelli said. "We played perhaps the most important basket on great on defense forcing them to take the game for JMU. It was Shoulders' some poor shots, and then we went left-handed slam off a missed shot down and got some good shots our- that gave the Dukes the lead for good selves." at 10-8. With 15:13 remaining in the THE DUKES shot 59 percent from first half, and let the crowd sense the floor and upped their overall JOE BUONINCONTRI played only Ph»io by Yo Naaaya «W»:i there would be no turning back for record to 17-8. JMU completes the JMU. regular season Saturday at the three minutes In the Dukes' 85-53 romp dished out an assist. Here the Tigers' "I think our seniors played well, University of Richmond. over Towson State but he scored five Carlton Johnson watches as Buonin- points, hauled In three rebounds and contri shoots.

Spiders may prove tougher in rematch .v By DAVID TEEL season and has 2,042 career points. William and Mary, Pehl hit a attack. Linton Townes leads JMU In their first basketball meeting of He will be honored in pre-game jumper at the buzzer to give the with 15.4 points per game, followed the season, James Madison ceremonies Saturday. Spiders a win. by Charles Fisher and Steve Black- University humbled the University John Schweitz, who proclaimed mon. Both average more than 10 of Richmond 92-73. But don't expect himself the best outside shooter in ELLIOTT AND Kizzie are not points per game. that to happen again Saturday at America before the season, is the great scoring threats. A reserve for Robbins Center when the half of the Spiders' scoring most of his career, Kizzie has HOWEVER, DOWN the stretch close out the regular seai averaging 18.9 points per started the last five gamejHMth his 1U has been depending on Townes the Spiders. points con i offense. The 6-foot-6 junior JMU put on its finest performance liders' Hit game Lied the Dukes in scoring of the season against Ricvnond and A key tdtthe Dukes' early-season sity. it of thai/ last nine contests. it probably is a good bet tmSpiders win over y*")Mders was ^ [ attempt*! 57i I wins, IVwould be the fourth remember that night jWjaVjThat iinef fectivStifli of Perry i utive 18-wT»vjeason for the game typified a erry didlwminge> JMU is 17-8THad sports an season for inf anding 9-2 record"1 against them wituXa*£L»a*K and 5-5 ii ference opposition. geAthletic Conf < k Spiders are/searchingrTor a ern Division. ltz/V*h«M guard, na<3 Francis Cc it American When the Spiders' olMBivMUns only%Oioints fn^tgj jjame and JniversUy" Thurlday or against the are on target it^jajrc^agemost commifctrWyen IIIIIIIIIBT' y annc (cs to give thap ftwinning season explosive teaafnjjttECAC-South. Other n|naKfor Richmond will today) they will play the win the ffst Uffjjsincewe-f Senior MjMgSerrypaces the attack, be center J*"BNhl, guard Rick that contest in the semifinal averaging'23.2 points per game. Elliott and forwOTaPUre Kizzie. Hampton Coliseum March 5. ano~ JKUljnet dtoce Pehl is 6-foot-10 anaWHl present a While Richmond has relied on i year. The 3pmup>moa THE 6-FOOT-5 forward has led challenge for Dukes' pivot man Dan players for much of its offense, the le 64-50 last season at the ECAC-South in scoring all Ruland. Against the College of Dukes display a more balanced Robins Center.

— Trr '.'..'.'.V '..".' 1 ■ •mm V THE BREEZE, Frktoy,Febni^l7/l961, Page 15 •0- Morina, Corbin Dukes' top threats at regional

By DAVE FACINOLI favorites. However, he added be seeded number one at that The James Madison that the Dukes have a good weight this year. Morina also University wrestling team shot at finishing in the top may be seeded number one at will be one of 25 teams com five. his weight of 158-pounds. peting for the NCAA Eastern Each team is allowed to Both were individual state Regional Wrestling Cham- take a full squad of 10 champions and it is likely they pionship this weekend at Old wrestlers to the regionals. but will face some of the same Dominion University. JMU only will take nine, opponents that they defeated At the regional meet, 13 leaving the heavyweight earlier in the year since Old wrestlers will qualify for the division as its open slot. The Dominion University and the national championship, to be Dukes will send Scott Palmer, University of Virginia will held at Princeton University, Alex Boyar, Brian Langlinais both be sending participants. March 13-14. Those 13 will and Gary Curwin from "the include the winner of each of lower weight classes. Tom FOR THE regionals, both the 10 weight classes plus Stewart, Paul Morina, Dan Morina and Corbin are three wild-card wrestlers who Corbin, Mike Gallo anu Chuck dropping down a weight from are chosen by the coaches Herb will represent JMU in their regular season divisions. after the tournament's the upper classifications. "The weights they are completion. Morina and Corbin have the wrestling in the regionals is According to JMU Coach best chances of qualifing for their true weight," Besnier Dick Besnier, Auburn' the nationals. Corbin was said. "They stand a better University and Slippery Rock runner-up last year at the 187- chance at these weights than University will be the pound weight-class and may at a heavier weight Morina takes an undefeated dual-meet record into the A i regionals, and Corbin a 28- Derek Steele record. But to go to the Duchesses fall by 26 nationals, Corbin or Morina Compiled from staff reports probably will have to win, RICHMOND — Barvenia Wooten's 18-point performance led Besnier said. Penetration key the Virginia Union University women's basketball team to a 79-53 "Even if they are seeded rout over visiting James Madison University Wednesday. number one in their weights The Duchesses, playing their final game of the regular season, and do not win it is hard to get dropped to 5-18 overall and 1-4 in the Virginia Association for a wild-card berth because to Steele's play Intercollegiate Athletics for Women. JMU will now play at there is a lot of politicing By DANNY FfNNEGAN Virginia Tech this Tuesday in the first round of the state cham- involved in that," he added. Old Dominion University's Ronnie McAdoo had just pionships. Langlinais and Herb also scored on a tap-in to cut James Madison University's The two teams met earlier this year at Blacksburg and the may place in the regionals, lead to five, after the Dukes had led by as many as 14. Hokies prevailed 66-58. In that contest Deana Meadows had Besnier said, adding, "Both It looked as though the Monarchs had found their way perhaps her best performance of 1980-81 with 19 points and 13 are wrestling well now and back into last Wednesday's game in the Scope, much the rebounds. they could pull off an upset or same way they had when the teams met earlier in the The Duchesses were never close against Virginia Union as they two." season. shot a dismal 27 percent, converting on only 17 of 62 shots. The Besnier noted that JMU is Then freshman guard Derek Steele broke the ODU sub-par shooting effort was typical for JMU as the Duchesses taking a healthy team to the full-court press, drove the length of the court, challenged have managed to connect at only a 38 percent clip this season. regionals, since the team Monarch center Mark West, got him off his feet, and Wooten recorded 11 of her game-high total in the first eight managed to avoid injuries all layed the ball off to Linton Townes for an easy layup minutes as Virginia Union jumped out to a 21-10 advantage. After season. "We never had a which put JMU ahead 60-53 with 2:48 to play. JMU cut the margin to 21-12, Virginia Union hit the next four major injury, which helped us ODU came back down the court looking for a badly- baskets to assume a 29-12 lead with 7:05 remaining. in the long run," he explained. needed basket, and when West took a pass and started Although the Dukes fell across the lane it looked as though they had it. But Steele VIRGINIA UNION widened the gap to 45-27 at the half. short of of their goal to win 15 batted the ball out of West's bands, scrambled to gain JMU scored the first bucket of the second half to make the score dual meets this season, they control of the loose ball and pushed it to Steve Blackmon 45-29, but 16 points was as close as the Duchesses would come. finished 13-5, Besnier thinks Later in the same possession, Blackmon sank both ends Over the next seven minutes, Virginia Union went on a 13-2 tear that the wrestling program of a one-and-one, and ODU never seriously challenged to take a 58-31 lead with 11:58 to play. has turned the corner. "We agaia_ In the second half, Virginia Union outscored the Duchesses 34- were competitive against THE ODU GAME was typical of Steele's play this 26, as Maria Nicholson and Sheila Owens both hit double figures. every team we wrestled," he year. He did not score, had three assists and one rebound Nicholson chipped in with 16 points while Owens added 14. said. "We never lost a match (be wasn't credited with a steal) in eight minutes of Leading the Duchesses in scoring were Donna Firebaugh with by more than six points." playing time. To look at his box score figures, be didn't 13 points, and Kathy Railey with 10. Firebaugh is JMU's second JMU enters this weekend's have much of a game, but he contributed. leading scorer with an average of 11.7 points per game. regional championships, "I was happy with my performance," Steele said "I The win upped Virginia Union's overall record to 16-6 and having never had an in- thought I penetrated well, and that's what I was sup- boosted its VAIAW mark to 3-2. dividual champion. posed to do. However, it was not the type of game when individuals were important, it was a team win." A big part of the team, Steele is one of only five Dukes to play in all 24 games this year, and on six occasions he has led the team in assists. While he averages only 3.1 points per game, be is third on the team with 57 assists, and has committed only 43 turnovers. He is averaging 14.1 minutes per game as JMU's third guard, and has 19 steals. "Derek has certainly proven he can play under fire," said Coach Lou Campanelli. "After all the big games he has played in, I really don't consider him a freshman anymore." Steele does not totally agree, explaining that he knows he still has a lot to learn and needs improvement in certain areas, particularly his shooting. STEELE HAD the opportunity to play football at JMU this year, but after signing a scholarship, he decided against it. "I didn't think I would get as much out of football," be said. JMU head football coach Challace McMillin expressed disappointment in the loss of Steele, who he said had "great potential." As a senior running back for Mount Vernon High School in Alexandria, Va., be led his team to an ll-2 record while rushing for 1,500 yards and 19 toucfadowiav He was an All-District and All-Regional selection, and was second team All-Metro. An All-District and All-Regional selection in basketball as well, Steele decided to attend JMU and try P—t» By Ml*t MM out for the basket ball team as a walk-oa But Campanelli had seen Steele play in a Virginia-Maryland All-Star THE TALLYWACKERS, shown here in action Bakery with a semifinal win ever Bad Com- game and was impressed enough to sign Steele to a against Sigma Nu, advanced to the men's pany Wednesday. The ciampl—shlp contest scholarship. intramural footkaH • finahr agalnif 'FreXfl' ■ was Thursday: ' Page 16, THE BREEZE Friday, February 27, 1981 Classifieds Poone,l>ury by Garry Trudeau OKAy,Z£K£, I'MONTHeiAM, iTAKerr YOU GOTTA l£T/H£ FORGET !T,2EKE. For Rent tOHATDOYOU MAN. 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20/20 hindsight: GlvtMfcOfctlT a monthly review •.v.-.-.-.:.:.-.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;

•The battle to save Anthony-Seeger Campus School is lost. The General Assembly has decided not to fund the facility that educates local children and James Madison University education majors, despite lobbying by JMU students and President Ronald Carrier. 4 We have tried to report the battle as it developed, have sup- 1 ported the lobbyists' effort and have encouraged JMU students to iissss*■ •::•:::■ '*'' do the same. We do not know what is left to say—perhaps a simple moment of silence is best... •The immediate squall about Virginia National Bank's new charges seems to have blown over. But we have not forgotten that VNB's contract in the Warren University Union will expire in ^Pi r* April, and that bids for the space will be accepted at that time. A stipulation for free check cashing for non-customers should be included in any new contract, since it is a need always present in this university community. Student Government Association President Chuck Cunningham reportedly is working toward such a stipulation. More credit for London classes •Let's hear a rousing cheer for innovation at JMU! The ad- By BRUCE BEARD plays they study. Any play one sees will stick In ministration is challenging due process of law by suspending Last semester, I was one of the 23 students one's mind longer than a textbook version. parking privileges of students arrested for on-campus drunken who took advantage of the James Madison The London in Literature class is com- driving before they have been convicted in court University Semester in London program. parable to an English Literature (Eng 235 or This would be a good time to stop innovating. Looking back, I think we all agree that it was 236) class or the Survey of Prose Fiction (Eng the highlight of our college experience. 233), with the added advantage that the student •JMU needs a birth control service. News reports and editorials Since my return, I have been encouraging gets to see the historic places the author uses in the past month show that there is a student need for it, and that others to take advantage of this unique op- as background and where the author actually the local clinic cannot handle that need. lived and worked. Why an art class in which one goes to •In today's Readers' Forum there is a letter from intramural museums and sees paintings is not considered flag football supervisor Ed Parry disputing the facts in Rick Guestspot acceptable for General Studies while a class Settle's Feb. 20 column in The Breeze. Settle suggested that three (Art 200) in which one sees only slides is.... My officials at flag football games, rather than two, might reduce point is that the British Art (and British Ar- injuries; Parry responds that there are three scheduled for each portunity. And while many are interested, it is chitecture) courses should fulfill the Fine Arts game. doubtful that many will go. requirements. We regret the error and note that we must have attended the There are two main objections to the The General Studies program, according to three percent (Parry's approximation) of the games that only two program: 1) it costs too much money; and 2) the General Catalog is intended to allow the officials showed. Or maybe we just did not see the third official. the credit hours are all electives—there are no student "to acquire greater breadth of But the issue is that many intramural players are injured, not classes offered in a major or the General knowledge" and "to acquire a deeper un- the number of officials present at that time. Perhaps four officials Studies program. derstanding of the human experience by are needed, or equipment should be required, or stricter rules There is very little that the admnistration developing understanding and responsiveness should be enforced. Or perhaps intramural players are content to can do about the first problem. A semester in to the arts and humanities." These London take their chances. London is bound to be expensive. The latter courses do just that, and do it better than any problem is more easily solved. Ironically, the courses I have taken here at JMU. Just being •We agree with Shirley Hadley's Feb. 24 Viewpoint. Twenty administration only is working on a solution to in London is a culturally enriching experience. dollars is a steep price for seniors to pay to wear a graduation the first, by offering a number of partial Most of these London courses have been robe for just a few hours. A robe rental service or a used robe sale scholarships to students participating in the slotted into existing programs under the title of (a la SGA'booksale) would be a great service for some student program. This is quite commendable, but I Selected Studies or Special Topics. A mere group to provide. Any takers? would like to see it solve the second problem as technicality is preventing students from using well. them toward General Studies requirements; a • Some form of a housing lottery seems inevitable as JMU mere technicality is preventing students from There is no discernable reason why the enjoying the London experience. struggles with upperclassmen who don't want to leave the dorms. British Theatre class should not fulfill a Letters requesting that students voluntarily move off campus General Studies Humanities requirement. It is The scholarships being offered prove that next year indicate that the time is not too far off. similar to the Survey of Poetry and Drama the administration wants to encourage students (Eng 234) class which does fulfill the to enjoy this unique opportunity. I ask them to •Construction update: anew communication arts building has requirement. And while British Theatre deals go a step further to make it possible for more been planned; an addition on the WUU is expected to begin this exclusively with drama, it is a superior course students to benefit from the program I always spring (goodbye hill); and bids are being taken to expand the will remember as JMU's best. football stadium. Does this mean the semi-structure across In- in that students get to see and experience the terstate-8l isn't needed? •SGA summary: Chuck Cunningham has apologized for writing a letter to the General Assembly representing the SGA without consulting it; Ben Thomas is still serving as parlimentarian since the senate has not voted to accept or reject his resignation. Ho- I (IIIIIII.'.I |»22 hum, where is the new business? Budgeting is coming soon. We hope the senate will ask students ~* "To the prtll alone, cheque red as II is with abuses, the world It Indebted lor all Ik* triumphs which hove bom to evaluate its performance this year to improve it next year, as Editor Cindy Elmore qelned by reason and humanity over error and oppression " the University of Maryland at College Park did in a "Bitch at Us'' Managing Editor Tricia Fischetti J^Ties Madison session. Business Manager James Saunders The Breeze Is published every Tuesday and Friday unless otherwise noted. •NOTES. 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To the editor: players who might be con- participate is solely up to supervisor. These officials I'm writing in regard to the sidered ineligible, and the them. The intramural office show up three strong at 97 column written by Rick Settle staff checks the player in can only recommend that percent of the games, take in the Feb. 20 issue of The question. If he is ineligible, people with a questionable abuse other people just dream Breeze concerning intramural appropriate action will be medical background consider about and maintain good flag football. taken. the risk they're taking when control of the game. First. Id like to say that Mr. Settle also stated that they participate in any in- In closing, I would just like there are a number of inac- the staff should check medical tramural sport. to thank all the guys who curacies in his column which records to see if intramural The last thing Mr. Settle officiated this year, where easily could have been participants are fit to play. stated was that there should would they be without you eliminated by contacting This does not seem feasible be three student officials, guys to kick around. You guys somebody, anybody, who considering the number of instead of just two. I think that did a great job. Mr. Settle, knows something about the participants in the intramural this recommendation shows there's not much I can say way intramurals and flag program and the limited just how many .times Mr. except next time- talk to football in particular is run. compile a^ist of ex-varsity medical history of all students Settle has been to a flag somebody who has been to a Mr. Settle stated that ex- players who tried to play in that is kept in the infirmary. football game. I have been flag football game before you varsity players should be the past and were considered Another major factor involved as a flag football write a column. eliminated by the staff ineligible, but this does not against this recommendation supervisor for the past two Ed Parry through the comparison of stop them from playing under is that most people who play years, and one of my Intramural flag football rosters and a list of ineligible a factitious name. For this intramurals are over 18 years responsiblities is to schedule supervisor players. The -staff does reason, students report any of age, and the decision to officials for the games. Mr. Harrisonburg Settle, when I schedule of- Editor's note: The Breeze ficials for a flag football received a similar letter from Birth control pill triggers side effects game, I schedule (now count Gary McBride, a graduate along Mr. Settle) a referee— student who works with the To the editor: "What You Should Know control are met by not that's one official, a back Intramural program. In ad- I recently visited James About Oral Contraceptives" prescribing or dispensing it? judge— that's two officials, dition to Ed Parry's points, he Madison University and was from Wyeth Laboratories, The pill can be—and is—a and last, but certainly not says that officials have ex- shocked to read in the Feb. 13 Philadelphia, PA; Our Bodies, very beneficial form of birth least, a line judge—that's pelled players for drunkesess issue of The Breeze that the Our Selves, The Boston control. But, do yourselves a three officials at a flag foot- and fighting, as Rick Settle regional medical director Women's Health Bood favor, and find out what the ball game, plus a student suggested they do. thought the pill had relatively Collective, Inc.). Or perhaps potential side effects are of few side effects. Has this man he only thinks these problems any method of birth control ever heard of side effects are not worth mentioning. you should decide to use. Any connected with the pill such as Making such a statement in get yourself a medical Steak House circulatory disorders (in- a college newspaper could director who can advise you cluding stroke and have serious ramifications— intelligently about it—you're hemorrhage), cancerous especially if someone were to paying him anyway. tumor development, gall believe it. But then again, Lisa Macagnone Rare experienc bladder disease, nausea, what more could you expect Barnard College. weight fluctuation, and high from someone who thinks that Columbia University By SYLVIA MALL Wood pressure? (Sources: students' needs for birth New York. NY I've never been one to believe rumors. I always like to form my own unbias opinion and I tend not to believe sentences thai begin with "they say." That's why I made reservations at the new Steak House. For weeks I'd been told how great it was, so the other night I set out to see for myself. — Karate Knowing that one of the purposes of the Steak House is to add a touch of class to campus life, I decided to dress the part and changed into my best sweatsuit Seli-deiense club is not martial arts I arrived at D-Hall 6 expecting an intimate candlelight dinner. My hopes began to rise as the hostess led our party To the editor: Mr. Hill, not everyone can discipline that is an important of 10 to a dark secluded corner table away from the kit- I would like to clarify a few break cinder blocks. True, it is part of the martial arts. chen. I immediately was impressed with the quick service of the gross misnomers showmanship, but it is also a In conclusion, let's use the as a waiter in a cute black-and-white outfit rushed up to concerning the Feb. 20 article very important part of the term martial arts when it is bike our orders. on the James Madison demonstration of power and applicable. Karate is a way of University self-defense club. control one acquires through mind and body, the bringing As we waited for our meal, I casually glanced around The club, as I've noticed, is the training. I would venture together of power and conrol and was astonished to see people actually using forks and purely a self-defense club and to guess that if one could snap through discipline and not just knives. I guess the atmosphere brings out that little bit of not a martial arts program. a cinder block, his or her the abliity to punch and kick. savoir-faire in all of us. I noticed a group of baseball Yes, there is a difference. impact would be far greater John K. Thomas . players giving a waiter instructions to present a yound The term martial arts than that of a person who only lady with a flower (confiscated from the centerpiece, of depicts the idea of mental directed his force to air Editor's note: John K. course). The girl giggled and smiled her thanks to them. control, a deep understanding molecules. Thomas has studied karate for I thought what a great idea that was and decided to give of the origin from which the The truth is, anyone can nine years and is a first- equal rights a try. Scanning the room, I spied a muscular art has derived, and of the learn the choreography in- degree black belt. An article athlete wearing a purple jacket with yellow lettering and power and control of the mind volved in belt progression, but about him appeared in the nabbed the waiter, instructing him to present the young as well as the feet and hands. I hardly think they will have Nov. 11. 1*80 issue of The man with one of the flowers from my table. Belt progression is not based grasped the full concept or Breese. The athlete's eyes followed the path of the waiter's on "stringing a series of outstreched fingers and met mine. I smiled and waved. I moves together." 9 know he was impressed—I could tell by the way he True, it is imortant that one grunted and ate the flower. knows the different selections 'Iavoid trouble... My table passed the time pleasantly chatting. The ladies discussed the president's new economic policy, of moves, but I believe that a To the editor: a piece of my face off with his person who only concentrates I would like to clarify a few club. foreign policy and inflation, while the gentlemen in our his or her efforts toward this points concerning me in the I only acted in self defense party debated over the bra size of the brunette at the next will be very disappointed after Feb. 20 issue of The Breeze. and would like to add that he table. Just as they agreed it was a 36D, the steaks arrived. trying to defend himself or Some people have indicated to was lucky to get off with only They were hot, and the steaks were pretty warm, too. another. me that they feel the article by knee problems. It is also a dishonor to the David Teel makes me appear I just want everyone con- The main course was a delectable hiicy steak, a arts to boast about the injury to be a man who enjoys in- cerned to know that I am a ' luscious baked potato, and onion rings. A waitress cleared you have caused to another. flicting pain. The opening line passive individual who has ' our table while a waiter placed a delicious dessert of ice The "nobody bothers me" "Neil Kelly grins..."may give never started a fight with cream and cake covered with chocolate sauce in front of . attitude brings a great some people that impression. anyone. With the exception of us. dishonor to the whole concept Mr. Teel neglected to one incident I have never even Appetites satisfied, we waddled to the exit I have to of the teachings of karate. mention the fact that I wear been in a confrontation with admit that all the compliments about the Steak House I would also like to comment scars from that incident that anyone because I avoid were justified. I actually enjoyed a campus meal. Really, on Bob Hill's quote ("Anyone will be with me for the rest of trouble when possible; and I really did! Maybe I'm coming down with something! can break cinder blocks and my life. I never asked that few people are dumb enough Maybe I should go to the infirmary. But you know what wood. It's more showmanship man to try to mug me. He to f— with me. they say about the infirmary.... than anything else."). No, no, came out of nowhere and took . Nell Kelly ' Page 20, THE BREEZE Friday, February 27. 1981 ■ llllOJ—II III laMMW. !■ ,^3"** Local racquet club has country store quality r - Enthusiastic owner's family-oriented' philosophy contributes to club's growth

By CHRIS WARD and his wife Edith, are all part ot what Hess calls Smack! Whoosh! 15-love. "Nice serve. You're "the family orientation" of SVRC. The club is also really playing well today," says the woman on the used by members of the JMU tennis teams, who other side of Court Number 1. She looks a little practice there before their* competitive seasons. defeated. Hess attributes the club's attractiveness to the "Thanks. I guess it's the lessons," says the partner atmosphere he and his staff have created. SVRC who just hit the ace. ..fefc maintains an atmosphere not unlike that of a small It's just after 11 a.m. on a weekday, and all three country store, where the man from whom you buy tennis courts at the Shenendoah Valley Racquet Club goods is also the owner. are full. People are also playing on one of the three For the most part, SVRC is run by Hess, his wife, racquetball courts. John Hess, manager and part his brother Bruce, and others such as Jerry Warn owner of the club, is smiling. pier, the head tennis pro, and Bud Grey, the And he has good reason. Going into only its fourth racquetDall pro who have both known Hess for year, SVRC's membership has climbed to 600 and is years. In addition to sharing the running of the club, still growing at a rate of 100 new members per year. they are also part owners. It's rare that the tennis courts are not booked, either "I think we have avoided that gap that sometimes for playing time or lessons, and people are almost occurs between the owners and the membership of a always smashing forehands on at least one of the club because the people who actually run the club racquetball courts, Hess says. have a personal stake in both the atmosphere and the Shenendoah Valley Racquet Club lays just south of business of the club," continues Hess. Harrisonburg between Interstate 81 and state Route 11 amid a conglomeration of industrial firms. Wilson HESS BELIEVES that because the staff are also Trucking Company and Valley Blox, an asphalt the owners, members have a greater sense of manufacturer, are its closest neighbors. Yet while belonging to the club. ' V the club's dull-colored brick and metal structure keep "It makes for a sort of family relationship," he it from sticking out like a sore thumb, the sound of notes proudly. rumbling trucks or of cinder blocks being made is That "family orientation" has carried over into the quickly forgotten once one steps through the front programs the staff has set up to accomodate the door. membership, according to Hess. Special membership packages, payment ONCE INSIDE, the visitor is surrounded by dark schedules, ladder, league and tournament play are wood paneling and rich carpeting which give the all part of a program designed to make members feeling of a show home. Several racks of clothing want to play there. adorn the small pro shop, and a bulletin board of- "The actual playing conditions are as fine as you fering hints on how to improve one's serve also greet can find anywhere," he says. the visitor. One can become a member for a one-time $45 But any feeling of stuffiness quickly disappears initiation fee and tennis and racquetball dues can be when one meets a heavy-set man who looks like a paid monthly on an installment plan, "just like you combination of Al Hirt and Santa Claus. That's John Photo by Mik* BJtvtm pay your phone or electric bills." Hess, and he's probably sitting behind the tennis desk JOHN HESS, part-owner and manager taking reservations or chatting with some of the MEMBERSHIP CATEGORIES include individual, members about their tennis games. designing EMC's psychology program, which was students, family, group and husband-wife, all priced Opening in 1977, SVRC is the brainchild of Hess, his "practically non-existent" when he began teaching at different rates. father, his brother, Bruce Hess, and the Harman there in 1967. "It is important to provide all of these sevices brothers, who built the club's metal structure. After those 10 years of teaching, Hess says he because of the social function we also serve," Hess Hess says he believes this "meeting of the minds" became "burnt out," and when the opportunity to says. "The club draws a wide number of social and provided the key combination of knowledge about the build the tennis club arose, he made the transition professional groups that might not otherwise en- business and the sport of tennis to make the club from teacher to businessman. counter each other." successful. Aces were first hit on the synthetic rubberized The next few years should bring a great number of "The Harmans didn't know the sport or the tennis courts in Oct. 1977. Thrqe racquetball courts changes to the club, according to Hess. Future plans business of tennis but were interested in putting up a were added in 1979 to accommodate more members call for a running track, sauna and whirlpool building," says Hess, who had wanted to get into the and to catch some of the wave of a sport which was facilities, an exercise room and a professional business end of a sport he had been teaching and becoming more popular than tennis. Nautilus weight room as well as three more tennis playing for 20 years. courts. Hess says the changes will represent a change SINCE THEN, the club has attracted families, in focus from an exclusively tennis and racquetball AFTER CONDUCTING feasibility studies in the corporations and single adults not only from facility to one of a fitness center. Harrisonburg area, attending seminars on market Harrisonburg, but also from Staunton, Waynesboro, Hopefully, the club will never lose that small research for the tennis and racquetball industries New Market and as far as Charlottesville. Moreover, country store quality it possesses now. As long as

Or* Photo by Mlkt Blovlns ABOVE. Hess* wife, Rhonda, serves at receptionist tennis pro Jerry Wampler shouts instructions to a for the Shcnandoah Valley Racquet Club. Right, club student on one of the club's tennis courts. Photo by Mikt Blavlni