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THE MIAMI UI-JUCANE,' Volume 66, Numberri 26 i University of Miami TsMnMCMIII UM may give New adult degree Army the boot offered

By GLORIA GONZALEZ By LIA FISH Stall Wriler und SUSAN M. SMITH Seeking to expand, the University of Miami is asking the U.S. Ol the stall government to withdraw its Army Reserve units from the armory lo­ cated at 5H01 San Amaro Drive. More than 700 people have re­ UM hopes to use the property for academic expansion, said Alan sponded to an ad publicizing a Fish, assistant vice president for business services. bachelor of continuing studies de­ "On June 7, 1950, we leased three acres of land on campus to the gree which the University of Mi­ federal government at the cost of one dollar. The lease on the land will ami placed in The Miami Herald. expire June 30, 2000," Fish said. The School of Continuing Stud­ The government built the ar­ ies will offer the degree this mory on the land to train cadets spring to adult part-time students in the Army Reserve. Library at a substantially reduced rate of "This arrangement was mutu­ tuition, said Dr. Arthur Brown, ally beneficial to both the govern­ director of collegiate studies at ment and UM," Fish said. "It pro­ to close the School of Continuing Studies. vided the government a facility The bachelor of continuing for the Army Reserve and UM a studies will offer courses from conduit for the cadets to enroll in for repairs several colleges and schools with­ KMDL" in the University. The program is This occurred at a time when designed for adults who have the school was very young and By AMY ELLIS been unable to attend college be­ needed more students to enroll, Assistant New.s EiliUir cause of work or who started col­ Fish said. Now, UM wants the six lege but never completed their Army Reserve units currently us­ undergraduate degrees. ing the armory to leave so it can In order to install a new air "We want to make UM accessi­ use the land. conditioning system and replace ble to local adults who can only "We want the land because we lights and ceiling tiles on the first attend courses at night," said Dr. will be needing it for our Master three floors, the University of Mi­ Dennis Tarr, dean of the School Plan," Fish said. Although Fish ami Otto G. Richter Library will of Continuing Studies. "Adult, was not sure what would replace close for two weeks over the part-time students between the the armory, he explained, "this is winter break, according to Direc­ ages of 25 and 45 are becoming a a current revision of our Master tor of Libraries Frank Rodgers. new majority in higher educa­ Plan, bul it has always been the Rodgers said the decision to tion." University's intention to utilize close completely from Dec. 19 Brown said more than 20 appli­ property (or academic purposes." through Jan. 2 was made to en­ cations have already been pro- Lt. Col. Kobert Graf, chairper­ sure the work would be complet­ e.rt**ew?e_. ##«, fleafe* hv hope* for a to­ son of the military sciences de­ ed as quickly as possible. tal of 50 to 60 students for the partment, said, "No one is really "We just weren't convinced of spring semester. sure what it |UM| would use the the service we could give under Classes will be offered in the land for. Some feel that it would these conditions," Rodgers said. late afternoon and evening to en­ be used for a new enrollment The renovations will cost the able those who work full-time to building or as an expansion to one University about $2.2 million, attend school part-time, Brown of the colleges." Rodgers said. said. To be eligible, students must According to Fish, the Univer­ According to Rodgers, the pre­ have been away from school for sity made an unsuccessful at­ sent air conditioning system is at least one year. tempt to relocate the Army Re­ obsolete and needs to be replaced. UM first offered the program serve units to Homestead in 1985. "It's a very dangerous situation about five years ago, but discon­ "At that time, the government when most of the equipment, if it tinued it because of lack of partic­ was in the process of building were to break down, could not be ipants, Brown said. new reserve facilities in the Per- replaced," Rodgers said. "The program has been com­ rine area. The government said This danger was realized two pletely overhauled," Brown said. that it did not want to make two summers ago when a large fan in "Forty-seven percent of all stu­ moves at the same time," Fish the system malfunctioned and no dents in the United States are in said. replacement parts weTe avail­ schools of continuing studies." Although the new facility able. Rodgers said a new part had The cost is $495 per three credit should be ready for occupancy in to be manufactured. course, Brown said, adding that the first quarter of 1989, "It still "We knew before the mess of many UM employees will proba­ isn't clear what government in­ two years ago that the system bly join the Bachelor of Continu­ tentions are concerning the ar­ was old and inefficient, but the ing Studies program, since they mory on campus," Fish said. fan breakdown really sent the receive tuition remission. Besides the reserve units, message that something needed The normal course load for con­ whose members are actually offi­ to be done," Rodgers said. tinuing students is six to nine cers, the Reserve Officers Train­ "The University is financing MIKE ROY/Hurricane Slalf credits. Students often take five ing Corps, comprised of students, this project, knowing that with to seven years to earn their de­ also uses the armory for training every year of operation, we will Battlin' baskets grees, Brown said. and storage. The ROTC is a de­ be generating savings because it's Brown added that the school University of Miami forward Eric Brown deflects a shot made by UCLA guard may offer weekend classes and partment in the College of Arts going to cost a lot less to run," Kevin Williams at Thursday's game. For more on the game, please see page 10. and Sciences. Rodgers said. off-campus classes during future semesters. Currently, over 200 UM stu­ In addition to the new air con­ Although the program does not dents are Army ROTC cadets. ditioning system, the renovation offer a major as other undergrad­ They use the armory facilities will include replacing the lights uate programs do, it offers a 30- more than twice a week, Graf and ceiling tiles on the first three credit area of concentration com­ said. floors. Class schedule revised parable to a major. Concentration Graf also said because the Rodgers said the new lights areas include: literature and lan­ ROTC is part of UM, it does not will be better for studying and have any claim or guarantees to guage, politics and public affairs, will also eventually pay for them­ economics and business, behav­ use the armory. Instead, the gov­ selves through more efficient op­ Classes will begin later starting in fall 1989 ernment allows the ROTC to ioral studies, Latin American eration. The new ceiling tiles studies and women's studies. lease space and use government should reduce noise in the library. equipment and facilities when By MAUREEN McDERMOTT "Student organizations are best served by the Distribution requirements com­ prise 54 to 60 credits, including not in government use. "The present tiles do not do Contributing Editor free hour," Stebbins said. He explained that many anything to absorb sound," Rod­ groups held meetings during that time. courses in English, math, foreign "This arrangement only guar­ language, history, science, hu­ antees us the space that we actu­ gers said. "The high quality, University of Miami administrators decided Fri­ Stebbins said he was looking forward to seeing acoustic tiles won't pay for them­ day to eliminate the Tuesday/Thursday free period how the change would work, as SG had also re­ manities, fine arts, philosophy ally lease, but the government al­ and literature. lows us to use things like field selves, but they will give us a bet­ and to change time slots for all class sections effec­ ceived complaints about the current free period. equipment when it is not being ter library." tive fall 1989. The remaining credits are in­ used," Graf said. "We would need Administrators designed the free period, from terdisciplinary courses in five In order to accommodate stu­ categories: ideas and inquiry, the our own repelling tower and dents who need to use library ma­ 12:05 to 1:10 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays, and im­ large open areas for drilling cere­ plemented it this semester to provide meeting times New times creative imagination, science and terials, Rodgers said the hours on human values, historical under­ monies. Instead, we use the ar­ Dec. 17 and 18 have been extend­ for programs such as the University Lecture Series. Monday/Wednesday/Friday classes mory to fill a lot of those needs." Dr. Thompson Biggers, associate dean of enroll­ standing and senior seminar. Stu­ ed. The library will be open from Section Time dents also have 15 free elective 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Dec. 17 and ments, said the changes resulted from complaints Graf explained that although A 8:30 a.m. to 9:20 a.m. credits. from noon to 9 p.m. Dec. 18. from various schools. the UM community may think the A 2.0 or higher cumulative The library will reopen in time "If you take out a block of classes, it i.s hard to B 9:30 a.m. to 10:20 a.m. armory is hardly used, "We get a grade point average is required for Intersession on Jan. 3. How­ schedule music ensembles and engineering labs," C 10:30 a.m. to 11:20 a.m. tremendous amount of use out of for graduation, and students must ever, the new air conditioning Biggers said. "The elimination of the free period D 11:30 a.m to 12:20 p.m. the armory and its facilities." maintain a 2.5 or higher GPA in system will not be in operation will insure better utilization of classroom space." E 12:30 p.,-fi to 1:20 p.m. If the government vacates the their concentration area. until the start of the spring se­ Three weeks ago, Associate Provost Dr. James F 1:30 p.m. to 2:20 p.m. armory and UM uses the land for Placements tests in English, <>ther purposes, it would "have a mester on Jan. 17, and the com­ Ash circulated the final proposal to the academic G 2:30 p.m to 3:20 p.m. „ pletion of the new ceiling tiles deans of UM's various schools and colleges. math and foreign languages and oHrimental impact on our pro- H 3:30 p.m to 4:20 p.m. up to 27 CLEP examination cred­ and lights is expected to take an The proposal stated changes would be imple­ I5p.m. to6:15p.m. additional four to six weeks. mented unless any dean complained that the new its are available to students who Please see page 2/ARMORY J 6:25 p.m. to 7:40 p.m. have acquired knowledge from schedule would be unworkable. As of Friday, no K 7:50 p.m to 9:05 p.m. complaints had been received and the proposal was work experience or previous made final. Tuesday/Thursday classes school courses. The proposal also included changing the starting N 8:30 a.m to 9:45 a.m. The School of Continuing Stud­ Happy days time of each class section. In the fall, classes will be­ 0 9:55 a.m to 11:10 a.m. ies will have two open houses to gin at 8:30 a.m. instead of 8 a.m. Biggers projected a P 11:20 a.m to 12:35 p.m. promote the undergraduate de­ higher probability of students enrolling in classes Q 12:45 p.m. to 2 p.m. gree: one at 5:30 p.m. tomorro- This Is last issue of The Miami Hurricane for the fall that begin later. R 2:10 p.m to 3:25 p.m. wat Faculty Club, 1550 Brescia Ave., and the other at 10 a.m. Jan. semester, -members of the staff wish everyone a Proposals submitted by Student Government S 3:35 p.m to 4:50 p.m. 7 at Allen Hall. happy ano saie winter break. The paper's next edi- would have moved the free period to 2:00 p.m. to T 5 p.m. to 6:25 p.m. 3:00 p.m., Tuesdays and Thursdays. For more information call the U 6:25 p.m to 7:40 p.m. Adult Student Assistance Pro­ i will appear Jan. 20,1989. SG President Freddie Stebbins said he was disap­ V 7:50 p.m to 9:05 p.m. pointed that administrators eliminated the free peri­ gram at 284-2727 or the School of od. Continuing Studies at 284-4000. Pacje 2 Tuesday. Dec. 6, 1988 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS I Update 1100 Stanford Dr. For more information call Hillel Today Wednesday at 665-6948. BRIEFS GOLDEN KEY NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY: A ORGANIZATION OF JEWISH STUDENTS: A meeting will be held from 12:15 to 1 p.m. in Whit­ study break will tie held trom 1 to 3 p.m. at 1100 Friday Graduation ceremonies to be held ten University Center 241. Frjr more information Stanford Dr. For more information call Hillel at call Susan Malkin at 284-5568. 665-6948. Convocation ceremonies for the December graduates of the FRIDAY NIGHT BOWLING LEAGUE: The bowl ing league will be playing at 7 p.m. at the Whitten School of Business Administration will be held Dec. 16 at Gasman UM KARATE CLUB: A meeting will be held from 4 Thursday Concert Hall. The undergraduate ceremony will be held at 3:30 University Center bowling lanes. For more informa­ to 6 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Centw. For more tion call Tim Fredericks et 932-5098. p.m. and the graduate ceremony will be held at 5 p.m. information call Saul Cacal at 666-5027. LACROSSE CLUB: A meeting will be held at 4 p.m. in Whitten University Center 237. For more William H. Allen will speak for the December graduates. Al­ HILLEL JEWISH STUDENT CENTER: Shabbat PUBLIC RELATIONS STUDENT SOCIETY OF information call Kirk Moody at 284-6284. len, a leader irfSouth Florida's financial community, is the Chair­ services will be held at 6:30 p.m. at 1100 Stanford AMERICA: A meeting will be held at 5 p.m. in Mer­ man of the Board and Chief Executive Officer of Atico Financial Dr. For more information call Linda Levin at rick 113A. For more information call Dr. Fran Ma­ ORGANIZATION OF JEWISH STUDENTS: A Corp. 665-6948. For more information call Ana Expisito in the Undergraduate tera at 284-2265. study break will be held from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Office at 284-4612. The College of Engineering graduation reception will be held at 9:30 a.m. Dec. 17 at Brockway Hall. For more information call George Brown at 284-2404. Army ROTC may have to leave UM Middle East discussion to be held cadets have been left in the dark "territories as an Asset/Liability: The Israeli Defense Forces ARMORY/From page J would need "the construction of * on campus which is conducive to Doctrinal Lessons from the Palestinian Intifadah," by Uri Dromi centrally 'ocated facility with a our training," Graf said. "You about decisions concerning the will beneldat 8 a.m.'rhui>sday at 1531 Brescia Ave., Coral Gables gram, " said Major Bruce Har- firing -ange, inclement weather certainly can't assemble weapons armory and the land. Israeli Air Force Col. Uri Dromi, who serves as editor jh chie* greaves, assistant professor in the facility and secured, fenced-in systems beside the pool." "At the end of last semester we of "Ma'aracnot" the Israeli Defense Forces, is the author of "The military sciences department. parking area," Graf said. Graf added that he likes the had heard rumors that on July 1, Risks of Doctrinal Stagnation" and "The Fighting Democracy* Is He added that this year the pro­ Graf estimated that building present situation. "We are cur­ 1989, the government wanted to gram proauced cadets who this new facility would cost over rently very happy with the facili­ tear down the armory," Chun rael's Use of Military Force." , ties," he said. "Besides having use said. "That didn't make much For more information call Conchita Ruiz Topinka at 284-6882 ranked in the top 10 percent at •KOO.OOO. the Second Lieutenant's ad­ One problem with constructing of the armory, we have an admin­ sense after they started re-roof­ vanced camp, a six-week training new facilities is the location. "It istrative building and a new ing it. Writing Center offers aid program all cadets must attend would be very inconvenient to classroom in the upstairs portion Chun also said he was worried after their junior year. The pro­ have facilities all over campus," of the building," about the program's future. The Writing Center will offer last minute help to students gram is used as a rating system Graf said. Members of the ROTC agree. "I don't understand what's go­ from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. tomorrow, Thursday and Friday. After that, for actual Army placement. Using existing facilities would Chris Chun, a senior majoring ing on, but I think they're |UM| the center will be closed until the second week of January. Graf said if the armory were no also cause problems. "Besides the in biology and the spring semes­ trying to get rid of the Army For more information call Suiomara Duyos at 284-2956. longer available, the ROTC armory, there is no other facility ter batallion commander, said the ROTC program," he said. Legal writing course offered The English department will t>e offering English 331 (Legal Writing) section G, from 2 to 2:50 p.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and TRAVEL PEOPLE Fridays during the spring semester. The course will be taught by D'PIZZA Dr. David Londow. Students may still add the class if they have sat­ isfied their first and second semester composition requirements. SPECIAL Holiday Trip Cruises Honor societies offer applications Phi Kappa Phi National Honor Society is inviting applications from outstanding seniors for a graduate fellowship for up to $6,000 Weekends for first-year, graduate or professional study. Applicants must be International juniors. The application deadline is Jan. 31,1989. For more infor­ mation call Eileen Campbell at 284-5384. — JACQUELINE LEVERMORE "Key Largo... Jamaica ... Bermuda... Bahamas... Kokomo" WEAimYS X-Tra Large NEED LEADERS Across from Campus in CARIBANK The Air Faroe is looking for Tomato & Cheese & 2 Twenty oz. 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Shuttle use increases Ladies get in free and drink free before 10:30 By AMY ELLIS Assistant News Editor Holiday schedules The use of the University of Miami shuttle this Thurs. Jan. 7 9 semester has increased 493 percent over last semes­ ter, according to UM's Director of Safety and Traf­ fic Raul Garcia-Casariego. These are the opening and closing times at the New of University of Miami facilities. Garcia-Casariego said that since the beginning of Classes: 18 & Older the semester, 54,250 passengers have ridden the Today — classes end at 11 p.m. shuttle. The number of riders averaged about 1,200 Jan. 17 — spring semester classes begin Welcome! daily compared to a daily average last semester of Richter Library: about 240 passengers. Open 24 hours tomorrow through Dec. 16 Admission is only $2® for everyone! Garcia-Casariego attributed the increase of rid­ Dec. 17 — open 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. ers to the expansion of shuttle service from two Dec. 18 — open noon to 9 p.m. Every Thursday is Exclusive U.M. Nite! buses to three this semester and to the large number Dec. 19 - Jan. 2 — closed of students previously living in the Biltmore Hotel Jan. 3 — resumes regular hours only U.M. Affiliates and iheir guest will she admitted and currently in the Holiday Inn. Whitten University Center first floor: "We have been gradually increasing the service Dec. 17-18 — closed in terms of the number of buses and the frequency Dec. 19-22 — open 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. 3 Blocks South of UM of stops, and people have responded," he said. Dec. 23 to Jan. 2 — closed Garcia-Casariego said students who use the shut­ Jan.3 — resumes regular hours tle do not have to buy a University parking decal 6600 Red Rd. So. Miami and avoid the hassles of getting a ticket or having UC pool: 666-1375 their car towed. Dec. 17 to Jan. 12 — closed Jan. 13-16 — open 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. "It's a free service, and it's really convenient," he Jan. 17 — resumes regular hours said. "Now that we have a seven minute waiting UC recreation area: time, it's really the way to go." Dec. 17-18 — open 5 p.m. to midnight The three shuttle buses run Monday to Friday Dec. 19-22 — open 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. from 7:40 a.m. to 6 p.m. According to Garcia-Casar­ Dec. 23 to Jan. 2 — closed iego, the shuttle will continue its regular service Student Orange Bowl Tickets through Dec. 22 and will resume again on Jan. 17 Jan. 3 — resumes regular hours for the spring semester. No shuttle service will be Residence halls: offered on Jan. 16 due to observance of Martin Lu­ Dec. 17 — close at noon ther King's birthday. Jan. 11 — open at 9 a.m. Cafeterias: A limited shuttle service of one bus will be of­ Dec. 16 dinner — service ends Available Dec. 6 & 7 fered Dec. 28 and 29 and Jan. 3-6. Two buses will be Jan. 11 dinner — service resumes running on Jan. 9-13 and during spring break. Mar. 13-17. at the Summer safari offered Bass Ticket Outlet Kenya trip worth 1-6 geography credits, features wildlife Whitten University Center

About 15 University of Miami students will be costs. Students will have to complete additional able to join a 21-day African safari and accumulate work to fulfill course requirements which vary ac­ up to six geography credits during 1989's first sum­ cording to the student's background and the course, 10:00 AM -2:00 PM mer session. Capone said. Dr. Donald Capone, an associate geography pro­ Interested students must register for at least one fessor with over 20 years of safari experience, will summer credit to accompany the tour and may reg­ Students are eligible for only 1 lead the tour, which runs from May 17 to June 6. He, ister for up to six credits from one or more of the his wife and graduate student Roman Pryjomko will following geography courses: GEG 319: Africa ticket each. supervise the trip. South of the Sahara, GEG 370: Conservation of Re­ The tour "Will focus on the spectacular wildlife sources, or GEG 525: Problems in Geography. and natural habitats of the East African plateau, and A $500 deposit is required by Jan. 31. The bal­ on the conservation efforts being made to preserve ance is due by March 31. Several meetings will be these unique natural communities," Capone said. scheduled at a later date to discuss trip details such Cost: $30 -cash only The safari will cover such places as Mt. Kilimanjaro, as visas, special equipment and health require­ Mt. Kenya, the Great Rift Valley and Lake Naiva- ments. sha. For more information, contact Capone at the ge­ Students must have paid their athletic fee and have a Total cost for the program is $3,198, which in­ ography department, 284-4087 or at home, validated cane card to be eligible. cludes roundtrip airfare from Miami to Nairobi on 666-4392. British Airways, land transportation, hotel accomo­ dations and meals. Tour costs do not include tuition - CAREN BURMEISTER GO CANES II

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By SUSAN M.SMITH one Irishman and their travels to the goldfields of Stall Writer the Klondike in 1897.lt will be published in the Unit­ Although his research here is finished, Pulitzer ed States in the spring. Prize winning author James Michener said he plans Michener's forte has always been to "catch the to stay in Miami at least another year. imagination of a place and build on it," he said. That ~i Michener has been in residence at the University is the reason he lives in any place about which he in­ of Miami as a distinguished visit­ tends to write and he thinks it is the main reason for ing professor in the English de­ his success. Another reason is "the richness of refer­ partment since December 1986.1 ence I bring to my works, whether visible or not." LET'S CELEBMIE He came to research and write his | His books give readers the chance to visit places latest manuscript, Caribbean. they might not normally think about, such as Af­ The novel is written in Miche- ghanistan, Poland, South Africa, Japan or the is­ GREAT WH WITH ner's well-known style of fact] lands of the South Pacific. and fiction woven together. It "And that is a very reassuring thought," he said. spans eight centuries, following He admitted that a young author today could not TCBY" THE COUNWS BEST YOGURT.. the history of the various civiliza­ write books similar to his, because it is now too ex­ tions on the islands. The city of pensive to establish residence for several years in Miami makes a brief appearance the area in which the book is set. TCBY" is announcing a Special Qlel-OTtion. A celebration in the novel, which will probably I "And even if they did produce a novel of the size of the great taste of "TCBV." Frozen Yogurt. We would not be published until 1990. u. . of mine, no publisher would touch it," he concluded. Michener describes Miami as M,chener Yet, Michener still has occasional difficulties. "It like you to join us. Of course the unbelievable "an exciting and unique city." He said he enjoys liv­ is no easier to write now than when I started. Each ing here; however, he keeps a low profile, living book is unique with its unique problems." taste of "TCBY" Frozen Yogurt is reason enough very simply in a one-bedroom apartment near UM Michener's love of travel was stimulated by Na­ to celebrate, but the fact that our creamy frozen with his wife of 32 years. Mart Yorika Sbusawa. tional Geographic magazine, and by the time he The Micheners have agreed to one public appear­ graduated from high school in 1925, he had hitch­ yogurt is 96% fat-free makes any day at ance in Miami. They will serve as the grand mar­ hiked his way through 45 states. shals of the 1988 King Orange Jamboree Parade. Born in 1907 and brought up in Doylestown, "TCBY" a festival of fun. Whatever Michener's works cover diverse subject matter, Penn. by widow Mabel Michener, he was raised \ the occasion, bring the coupon from art and travel to politics and sports, where his with other abandoned children and experienced interest is illustrated in his support of Miami foot­ stints in the poorhouse when his family ran out of below for a special discount... ball teams. He accompanied the Miami Dolphins on money. An athletic scholarship enabled him to at­ their trip to London last July at the invitation of tend Swarthmore College, and he did postgraduate Now there's another great team owner Joe Robbie, and was up at 7:30 a.m. ev­ work at nine universities in the United States and reason to celebrate. ery day to watch the team practice. He said he also Europe. likes to attend UM football games. Not until 1947, at the age of 40, did Michener Michener's small, utilitarian office on the fourth write his first novel, the best-selling Tales of the Pa­ ALLTHE PLEASURE. floor of the Ashe Administration Building sports an cific. Proceeds from a share in South Pacific, the unframed map of the Caribbean and two posters of Broadway musical based on the novel, enabled him arts and crafts festivals. The world-famous author to shift to writing full-time. NONE OF THE GUILT.. of 36 books guest lectured this semester for a cre­ "It wasn't that much, but it was regular and paid ative writing course taught by Dr. Evelyn Mayer­ the rent — and the insurance," he said. son, a professor in the English department. An enormous amount of research goes into each "It's a wonderful experience and I'm really en­ of Michener's books. John Kings, his coordinating The Country)* Best hn/url. joying it," Mayerson said. "Even though our ap­ editor on-and-off since 1972, is responsible for orga­ proaches to writing are quite different, we find that nizing the author's business life, freeing him from our opinions of students' work are very similar." all commitments other than writing. Michener defined the class as "very promising." Kings said Michener does all his own research. "I Before becoming a writer, Michener taught English provide him with the necessary reference books and and social studies to kindergarten through post­ at the same time do my own research to give me a graduate students at the Harvard School of Educa­ good background," he said. "I do the first editing." tion and other universities. Michener said he has no definite plans for his "Teaching is a most wonderful profession and next book. 1988 TCBY Systems, Inc. has always been a great enjoyment for me," Miche­ "I try not to confuse things by worrying about ner said. the next book until the present one is done, and He said writers need more than a way with that's probably good advice," he said. "You always words to pursue their goals as authors. They also have vague ideas though." need discipline. His dedication and discipline are ev­ Kings characterizes Michener as "a complicated, BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE! idenced by his works. During the period he has been simple man." Despite fame and wealth, he has noth­ in Miami, the 81-year-old author has also written ing around him except books. "He is totally unim­ ANYMNU ITEM. two other books. Legacy, a short novel dealing with pressed with the objects of material wealth," Kings (excluding pies, supers and giants) the unlikely combination of the Iran-Contra scandal said. 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'v»-__w__> — 6 OPINION Page 6 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, Dec. 6,1988 Christmas isn't only holiday in December WHATl*>)fcuM#W Armory land

By BARBRA SPALTEN play of a menorah, the nine can­ use needs dles lit on Hanukkah. On some This weekend was one of cele­ streets, Hanukkah and Christmas brations. For one thing, it pro­ decorations may be intermingled, duced another win for the Uni­ but generally South Florida is student input versity of Mi­ more Christmas-oriented. ami Hurricane Many students, Jews and non- football team. Jews alike, plan to exchange gifts The possible return of the U.S. Armory's land to the It was also Ha­ at Christmas or just before they University of Miami has raised many questions about nukkah, the leave for winter break, so the the future use of the location. There are many proposals Jewish festival presents do not really have a reli­ being raised for the possible development of the site lo­ of lights. For gious meaning. cated next to the intramural fields along San Amaro many UM stu­ It seems Hanukkah has not Drive. Among them are a -possible expansion of the ath­ dents, this been commercialized to the ex­ letic department facilities, a new administration build­ event may have tent Christmas has and still re­ ing annex, more fields for Campus Sports and Recre­ passed unno­ tains its traditional values. Per­ IZM ation, or possibly more parking. ticed. haps I should be thankful for that. According to Alan Fish, director of business servic­ Saturday Since Hanukkah is usually clos­ es, "At this time it isn't clear what the University's in­ was the first er to Christmas, students may tentions are." night of the cel­ have had a more difficult time ebration, which is based on the this year remembering the holi­ He also added that the University asked for the land Hebrew calendar. What surprises day. from the government based on its need for the property me is how many of my friends did I can understand how some in order to develop it as part of the Master Plan. Fish not know Hanukkah had oc­ non-Jews have a problem em­ could not be more specific. curred, although everyone knows bracing the Jewish holiday due to Since the University has not officially decided what Christmas is Dec. 25. the difficult spelling and pronun­ to do with the land. The Miami Hurricane would like to Here's a brief history lesson: ciation of the name. Some Jewish offer a he Hurricane feels that no plot of land, irregard- More than 2,000 years ago, a people also have problems with less of its value, can be worth losing an organization small, determined band of resis­ it. that contributes to the varied, global composition of its tance fighters, Judah and the Since no English letters repre­ student body, decision. After all, the whole purpose of Maccabees, won back the Temple sent the Hebrew letters, no spell­ the Master Plan is to create a better university for the of Jerusalem from the Romans ing is the correct one. Thus, we students. and rededicated it. have Hanukkah, Chanukah and The University's administration could hold a public During their fighting, a one- other forms of the word, all cor­ hearing at which they would provide a forum for stu­ day supply of oil lasted eight days rect. dents to express their opinions and offer possible sug­ and enabied them to survive. In Those who don't know much gestions for the future development of the land. commemoration, Jewish people about Hanukkah or do not know A suggestion that certainly deserves further investi­ light a candle for each night the who is Jewish can still extend gation Is ttte conversion of at least part of the land into a oil miraculously burned. There­ greetings, however, saying such parking lot for residents of the Stanford and Hecht Res­ fore, Hanukkah isa historical hol­ things as "Season's Greetings" or idential Colleges. This would help alleviate the current iday, not mentioned in the Torah. "Happy Holidays," which insults parking crunch in that area of the campus and would Why does everyone know few people. free more of the current parking for use by the apart­ about Christmas but not Hanuk­ UM students represent many ment residents. kah? religions, but few try to under­ "It's a Christian society; that's stand a religion other than their There is always a need for more parking. Although reality," said Dr. Rick Zimmer­ own. Students should make the residents can still park in outlying lots and shuttle back man, an associate professor of so­ effort to become more open- to their residential college, security concerns and the ciology. "That's how people minded and learn about different limited operating hours of the shuttle make this option think of it." cultures. They can enrich their impractical. A look around your local shop­ lives and perhaps promote world While many arc concerned with the future develop­ ping mall proves his point. Christ­ understanding. ment of the property, it is important not to neglect the mas displays jump from every • real issue — what will happen to the Army Reserve Of­ window, with Santas ringing Barbra Spalten, a junior major­ ficer Training Corps program at UM if the armory bells and Christmas trees abound­ ing in advertising and psycholo­ property reverts to the University? ing. gy, is the associate news editor of Yet, there may only be one dis­ The Miami Hurricane. UM has arguably one of the best ROTC programs in the country. It has received numerous awards and at­ tracts high-caliber students to the University. Some leel that if the Army moves eut of the armory ii will de­ cide that perhaps it is not worth the aggravation to con­ Cure the blues: Have a tinue the program at UM. It would be a shame to lose the Army ROTC pro­ Montessori Christmas gram simply because the University felt it needed a par­ ticular parcel of land. By TODD CLINE That is, the administrators and other workers are implementing Montessori schools encourage the Montessori doctrine. self-education among their stu­ Once you understand this, it's dents. There are Montessori quite easy to see why things take Students too quick to criticize grade schools so long to be accomplished at UM. and high Hey, these people arc only trying By REBECCA HOFFMAN about a meal they've just eaten or Most people believe there are spirit, they must attend the func­ schools. Their to do their jobs at a pace that suits as a response to a general feeling rooms far better than theirs in tions they are complaining about. motto is, basi­ them. My one complaint about the they have about the food. If any­ other parts of other dorms. In I have also heard many stu­ cally, work at Still waiting on that overage University of Miami is not direct- thing, Marriott provides too fact, most rooms are alike. Unless dents complain there are not your own pace. check to come from the Bursar'.? *M at the school itself but rather much food. you have a roommate you don't enough things to do on campus. "Why is this Office? Has this got you in a fi­ at the students. I think we as a Our cafeteria food was not get along with, why not try to We as students have a lot to do important to nancial bind and frazzled your student body tend to complain too meant to be "haute cuisine." It make your room situation better? with what events are planned. me?" you must nerves? Well, lighten up, pleas': much about the University. was meant to keep us from being Some people in other schools The school is not going to add be asking your­ The fine people at the Bursar's Having just spent five cold days hungry and to satisfy some of the have to live in triple rooms a more events and speakers to the self now. Who Office are doing the best they in Chicago for the Thanksgiving nutritional needs pizza just can't horse wouldn't fit into. Others schedule when students are not cares about can. holiday. 1 had a good chance to re­ deliver. It is easy to go to any one must live in dumpy, dirty, old attending events. Montessori And they're doing it the Mon­ flect on life at UM My belief that of the local supermarkets and dorms. Don't complain. Consider If you are a member of this dis­ schools? They tessori way: at their own pace. wf. take I'M for granted comes pick out fresh fruit or tasty yourself lucky to live in a place enchanted group of students, be­ were probably Has your air-conditioner not only from my thoughts, but snacks that can be eaten in lieu of with many amenities and many come active and push for the named after that guy who got conked out and left your room (rom my friends at home. a meal. activities going on. things you want to be done on bricked up in the Cask of the slightly warmer than, ah, say the Perhaps the most commonly Room arrangements make Mi­ In life, we make our own mis­ campus. I have found committees Amontillado, weren't they? sun? Has your television melted? heard complaints concern the ami students infuriated, or so it ery or happiness. Students who to be open and receptive to sug­ Here's why it's important. Have fat people come to take sau­ fev»d fills the bill and is more suites, Eaton, Mahoney, apart­ much to get involved have no Rebecca Hoffman, a freshman verse. than adequate. ments, etc. I have talked to only a grounds for their argument. Stu­ ^majoring in English, is an opinion People frequently declare handful of people who are con­ dents need to realize in order for columnist for The Miami Hurri­ "there's nothing good to eat" tent in their present rooms. there to be school support and cane. STAFF Letter to the editor The Miami Hurricane, published semiwe«kly titming the academic year, is written and edited bv undergraduate students of the University ol Miami. The newspaper does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of advertisers or of the Umver sity s trustees, faculty or administration. The newspaper does not necessarily agree with columnists' opinions. " 1988 by the University ot Mi.inv 1988 by the University of Miami s undergraduate student body OBC student ticket allotment unfair PA TRICK McCREERY DODD CLASEN To the editor: team members. They deserve to have people ers also goes to the team to help defray costs. Having attended this University for four they care about there on such an important But, the undergraduate student pays an esti­ Editor in Chief Business Manager years as an undergraduate and now a year of day. mated $16,000 to attend this fine institution, law school, I have become a most avid fan of What I don't understand, though, is why while the graduate students pay quite a bit News Editor Lisa Frankel our football team. I am impressed now, as in UM students have been allocated only 1,500 more. Associate News Editor Barbra Spalten the past, with the quality of the games and the tickets while the season ticket holders and I believe a more equitable distribution of Assistant News Editors Amy Ellis dedication of our players. Hurricane Club members have been allocated tickets is appropriate. One would think more Robert S. Marshall Therefore, I find it quite understandable 9,500 tickets. than one out of 10 students would be able to Opinion Editor Albert Xiques 1,500 of the 12,500 tickets allotted to Univer­ The members of the Hurricane Club donate buy a ticket to the Orange Bowl if they so de­ Assistant Opinion Editor Mark Thieroff sity of Miami for the Orange Bowl Classic a substantial amount of money to the football sired. Accent Editor Lina Lopez were put aside for families and friends of the team. The money from the season ticket hold­ Michele Cohen, Assistant Accent Editor Laurie L. Thomas law student Sports Editor Dan L. 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Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger Stall Coordinator Pam Hernandez / * THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, Oee. 6, 1988 Page 7 Montessori attitude influences UM services CLINE/From page 6 Ahh, Christmas. If ever something begged to be the first week of the celebration, I'm fairly certain Since we're celebrating at our own pace, I'm sure suite? Calm down and remember ARA is only trying treated in Montessori fashion, this is it. If you're like my younger sister wouldn't be able to stand the sus­ my dad and I would like to kick back and watch a to do their job and do it the Montessori way. me, your Christmas holidays will include visits from pense and would open nearly all of her gifts before little football and some Morten Downey, Jr. before The dining hails are run by Montessori-type peo­ relatives and the problems that arise from these vis­ Dec. 2b. our relative onslaught. ple as well. Do you finish term papers while waiting its. My mom would wait until a week or so before Then, in the spirit of Montessori Christmas, we'd for someone to cut your deli sandwich In half? Does When do you open gifts with each set of rela­ Christmas to open her gifts so she'd have new have one set of relatives down for a weekend and the endless line for the entree-of-the-day make you tives? Where do you have them all stay? Will their clothes to wear for the invasion of the relatives. the other set another weekend. We wouldn't be at feel like sucker punching a dining service employ­ visit interrupt your family Christmas? My dad would wait at least until Christmas day all bound by schedules because, hey, we'll be cele­ ee? These problems wouldn't exist if we celebrated a before unwrapping the joys (hat tacky ties and co­ brating this at our own pace. Relax. Montessori Christmas. Think of it: Christmas at logne bring. So it would seem the Montessori Christmas These folks are doing their best in this Montesso­ your own pace. And I would open maybe one gift on Christmas would not only alleviate family problems, but make ri system. To borrow a line: they're dancing as fast Since shopping malls have designated Thanks­ before hoarding all the rest of my presents. I'd con­ the holidays more enjoyable as well. And so I leave as they can. •'•. V. giving as the start of the commercialized Christmas, tinue to hoard them for several years until some­ you with this. It seems all the aforementioned Montessori ways we would also start pur Montessori Christmas then. where around 1992. *M A Montessori Christmas to all, whenever you get penalize people our age. But it doesn't have to be You could begin by putting gifts under a card­ * I would take great pleasure in having hundreds around to it. that way. Our generation can strike back with our board turkey. At t_is time, everyone in the family of gifts to open while a tear came to my sister's eye • own Montessori ideas that Would make life just a Ut? would be allowed to start celebrating Christmas at as she unwrapped the one gift she hadn't opened in Todd Cline, a junior majoring in broadcast lour­ tie easier for us. A Montessori Christmas is one such their own pace. the preceeding weeks of Montessori Christmas. nalism and English, is a staff writer for The Miami idea. While I'm sure nobody would open gifts during That would take care of my family's Christmas. Hurricane.

• Letters to the editor Thieves have no decency Crafty SG must be watched To the editor: for me to eat with until I finish my ex­ "Theft." What an ugly word. When ams. — the "Yes" campaign being run by Government Productions told me they one thinks of it, one feels disgust. When The foul thief obviously didn't think To the editor: will never see any of the money. Next fall will be an expensive one Student Government. It seems all of the one is the victim of it, one feels anger. A of the harm his ruthless action could do. ads in The Miami Hurricone, the T-shirts Then SG whined about how the fee feeling of wrath is instilled toward the here at the University of Miami. Tuition has not been raised in such a long time. I work hard at the library for my will go up its usual 9 percent and hous­ and the banners came out of students' perpetrator. money. I don't need some thief to come pockets. Why would the SG Senate approve the The reason I am saying all of this is around and take it. ing its usual 8.5 percent, but it doesn't biased way in which the referendum because I myself was the victim of theft stop there. Starting next fall students Although I and many other students was passed? Because they wanted the This fs a shameful thing to happen at will have to pay another $8.50 for their were against the referendum, we helped a few days ago. I absentmindedly left the University of Miami. The thief pay the the $1,215 bill to the Hurricane, uninformed students to vote their way. my wallet on top of the counter at the should be ashamed for doing this at. student activity fee. I thought SG was for the students, I was against this referendum be­ the $815 worth of T-shirts, the $300 Lane Recreation Center, on Wednesday, such a prestigious institution. paid to Speaker Pro Tempore C. Dean but it looks like they just want to spend Nov. 30. The theft probably occurred at If the nefarious person still has some cause I believed student organizations our money on what they want. around 6:00 p.m. didn't need more money, just better Furman's newspaper. The Forum, and good in his heart, he can call x4706 and management. Bat I was too poor to run a the $100 spent on banners and markers, My suggestion to the campus is to Decency, integrity, moral standards leave a message. according to SG records. watch SG carefully. They're awfully and downright honesty teach that the Lastly, I would like to say I have campaign the size of Student Govern­ tricky. My suggestion to SG is to stop correct thing to do is to return the wal­ much sympathy for other theft victims. ment's. So, I did my best — told my On top of that, SG did something it is playing politician, try to get some work let totally intact, without being opened, I hope they have better luck in retriev­ friends and hoped word of mouth would against: campaigning in the polls. The ethics and don't forget. You're just col­ to the student behind the counter. But ing their stolen goods than I have. work. It didn't. biased referendum told students they lege students, not Ronald Reagan. the filthy, unscrupulous vermin took Stephen R. Sarenac, Then I found out I did pay for a cam­ would get better concerts if they voted Stuart Schaag, the cash. Those $43 he took was money sophomore paign, but it was the campaign I opposed yes, although many people on Student junior

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As the semester draws to a close******t «•»-» • Your Student Government seeks to tell you of its most significant accomplishments in serving the Student Body. 1) Freed over 1000 students from having to take 3 final exams on one day. 2) Succeeded in demanding an overall improvement in the bookstore specifically to prevent book shortages while improving service and selection. 3) Prevented a loss of nearly 400 commuter parking spaces behind the memorial classroom building this summer. 4) Had professors, rather than students, provide 'blue books1 for exams. 5) Created Political Awareness Week, bringing in nationally known speakers and registering 1000 students to vote. Lastly we'd like to thank all the students for their support and input this year! Good luck on finals and have a safe and joyous holiday season. - Freddie Stebbins President of Student Government ACCENT Page 8 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, Dec. 6,1988 Dolby blinds crowd

By MARK THIEROFF Dolby and hit I usl Toy People er. During "Hyperactive,'' the \i".: Opinion tditor took the stage horn parts were missing "Wind- Decked out in a suit with the power" lacked the eerie bass Aval concert-goers who appre- entire galaxy printed on it and sounds. Dolby tried to correct the (iate polite performers received wearing his trademark wire problems and was very discour­ quite a treat Friday night when rimmed spectacles, Dolby greeted aged when he couldn't. However, I hem.is Dolby and The I usl I OJ ihi' audience and started right in he did a great job of improvising People played to .i crowd of about on "The Kev to Her Ferrari." a and salvaging the songs. Only 900 em the Whitten University cut from his new allium A/lens lans with exposure to the two e enter Patio. MeMy Buick. songs noticed the problems. After opening act BPM wound Unfortunately, during two of Dolby incorporated lots of little up their set and a bctween-show Dolby's best songs, he had techni­ tricks, or gimmicks if you will, in autograph raffle was finished. cal difficulties with hissvnthesiz- his songs. It's been a few years since anyone pulled off a good stage flip, but Dolby managed to. It might have been even better if he hadn t taken off his synthesiz­ er first. Those who thought they were blinded by theatric I were in tor a surprise during "Airhead," from Aliens. The song began with a good response from the audience, many of whom seemed excited to hear a song they recognized. But half-way through, the song gol a little odd. The only woman in the band ran off stage and returned with a sheet and a rope The sheet had ".sexist" written all over it. and the woman tied Dolby up in it. Then, she took over on the mi­ crophone Once Dolby wassub- dued. she rapped. Yes. rapped. complete with the use ol "yo" and "dis." Other highlights were the play­ ing of "Om' of Our Submarines" from The Ftal Earth LP and "Eu­ rope and the Pirate Twins" from ilu Golden Age of Wireless al­ bum. Oddly, lhe most memorable pari of Dolby's show was his sin- cere thank you al the end and his manners throughout. Today, it is so easy to become accustomed to Ihe "Yeah, they already paid me and I can't wail to get out of here" attitude of many perform­ ers. Dolby, however, actually seemed to be having a good time and seemed to regret the end Ol the performam e

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Hv MAI KU \ McDl KMOl 1 i lassrooms produced the highest turnout since 1980. Mai hadosaid -1 teams participated from lhe five • iidential eeellogcs: 10 from Mahoney. five from enchants crowd i s, mastt r •>; Pearson Resi- d, three from Eaton, two from Pearson and Bowl Miami is the kind dential i olleges should lln winning team, Coerced, Irom Eaton Team Nikki Giovanni leaves strong feeling Captain Mark Veeiglits said the team derived their iwl, tile varsity speir! ill ihi' mind, is name frenii the' college's secretary Kerry Foster ai ademic varsity sports on campu Voights said foster coerced him and teammates lt\ Pin I LISGYAMFI e reative process In he right VA e 'earn Sandi en Kallstnmi. Cathy Mauldin, Amish I'arikb. '.' onlv know what vveerks belter dential Masters awarded tin and alternate John Huderl tn represent I.aton in the and whal doesn't "Giovanni said 501 pun hasi i quipment needed i'e play Fixe-week tournament \-- .i ! eiinu lied hlac k DOt'l. d; like game - id entered the final tournament with a (>-_ iee ording artist and lecturer, Ae cording to (iiovanni, people ll.ile'.. vice presidenl ol College Bowl, record tn beat the previoulsy undefeated Privia Nikki Giovanni showed whj nurture- her creativity "1 am • I md pai official Studs trom Mahoney is loved ami apprei lati'd hy all fascinated by people. I think v. e • Ip pi • pare the teams for c ompetition Voights said he was surprised his team won be­ generations are an interesting spe< ies," she e setting involves two four-person cause they were competing with three people in­ said igainsl ea< li other to answer ques- stead of (our. "Bore tin in wnli niv • tly in a limited amount nt time "We won wilh ime brain tied behind our back. 111 tiuitiaK" (iiovanni said to the While manv people c mil rihuted .i five-member varsity squad will Voights said. classroom in Stanford Residential to the encouragement ot ber urnaments, including tin' regional Haley said she was very happy with the competi­ College as she waa Introdui ed writing. Giovanni points oul that .un Univer i and, II tion, where players compete for fun and to learn last I hursdav < veiling. her nineth-grade tea* IHT. who Mai I ad' i, president eet the 25-membi i Haley said anyone is eligible lo join College Howl. recently passed away, was a big ie five-week Masters'tournament thai However, membership is not a prerequisite for par­ I he audienc e responded inspiration ticipating in a tournament < eiova mn umpathetically with a v, arm w eicome as that statement served Although her ninetninethh grade as .m ic e-breaker tn an evening teacheL...r- w,. as a luI., g inspiration.... .e , thai showed the e unieclie as well (Iiovanni said that in ilu • as the serious side of the poel field,"thereare me rule models You have to he a dreamer "Sin' Is so down to earth ami I hough people don't encourage v i TV funny," said Shari Benstock, vou. they also don'l discouragi cliri'i teirol Womens Studies Ai i ending lo Benstock,the Villi " I niversty is hoping to have Giovanni as a faculty membei ol (iiovanni has an IHHIOI al v the English department elm torate in literature and \i i ording >" Kenyetta Hlae k a humanities from several communication major who heard universities and was named last v ear's reading, "It w as v erv Mademoiselle's woman of the fjowerful Sin- made an year in 1971 impression een int " Giovanni was also named "Her writing conveys a le.i YWCA's woman eel the vear m about her past." lilac k said 1983 and adistinguishi d Giovanni was horn in recognition award from the Knoxville. Tenn.and moved to Detroit City Count II In 1986 Cincinnati when she was verv vnung lhe poems "Nikki Rosa Shi'also has several key stO and "Gemini," a e ollei tion of hei cities ini luding Miami. New York essays, conveys ;i lot about her City, Cincinnatti, Dallas and I os past, she said Angeles for the future, Giovanni said "I like my e hildhood, she saui she will continue to write and "Tltere'sa tendency to stress hopes to keep teaching what \ou don't have and I ihink I wanted verydeflnately toavoid that.' she said "lam basicall) a realist I think Movie reality has inform our opinions about ourselves, who we are and our possibilities, Giovanni said memo At Fisk University, Giovanni majored in history. According to The Spanish Film Festi­ (Iiovanni history.is a good field m val concludes at 7:30 p.m IIM Rl I) Hie..' which stuciiiiis, JO learn about tomorrow with Los Santos other things. A different view Inocentes The film, in "History em ompasses all Spanish with no subtitlt •ney Residential College sponsored i da, ot fun ,it the University of Miami lor young migrant worht

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liv lODD WRIGHI three passes in a game since Gene Slufl H Coleman swiped as many nine years ago against Florida. "I was Brigham Young University's in a feeling of awe. and it was a passing scheme is apparently very big moment in my life." based •'n a simple philosophy that With less than a minute left in the shortest, and must effective, the- first half, BYU reserve quar­ distance between two points — terback Ty Detmer tried to con- namely, the quarterback and his u.'i I with wide receiver Matt receivers — is a straight line. (idle lor a long gain and a chance However, the University of Mi­ 'ei cut the' Miami lead. ami knows its geometry we'll, and Hurricane cornerback Donnie often placed an asymptote be- i Ihs stepped in front of tin1 soph­ twei n ihi' two points omore split end and rambled 64 lln- result was a failing grade yards with the' tangent pass to leer the Cougars. ti\t> intercept put Ihe Hurricanes up bv 111 Miami ami a 41-17 Hurri­ points and turn Miami's sights lo cane victory in a game that, as lar this year's prom date with Ne­ ..'• a ^lieil at tin- national title was braska. • • ne d. was played for "1 thought we did a greal job pass fail against a good Brigham Young Miami finished the' regular sea­ team." said Coach Johnson. "It's son 10-1, ranked second in lhe na­ a sign of the type of individuals tion, and can now set its sights on we have lhat ihey were able to .Ian _' and the Orange How I (las- laii' all of the distractions this sit against the. liig light Champi- week with the talk of No. 1 and <.i \. braska Bernard Clark ange Bowl rematch against the I \l defensive end (.rt-n Mark clothrslinos IJYl' quarU-rback Scan Covey. 'Ihi- play was ruled an team that beat Ins Huskers 31-30 "I think we were feeling pretty for ihi' national title in 1983. In a good about ourselves ut halftime incomplction. - nario, Osborne decid- and we got a little complacent in • d ie. go leer the win in the final the third quarter." said defensive punt. Marc Neal si oopi d it up and early, going after blocking Ihe i • w ith a two-poini conver­ end (Ireg Mark, who chalked up appeared to be' heading fe>r a mo­ punt and getting that close sion atti mpt, only tee watch his one of Miami's live quarterback mentum-shifting '"ue hdown that |ineved costly lo us and contribut­ e s — and his title sacks would have put the 1 'ougars up ed to our digging a hole for our- hope-. — tippi el awav IU-7 selves in the tirst half." said "Plav ing Miami in .1 bowl game BYI c.'.uh Lavell Edwards Coal h l.dwards • en lis he'iiie' field is ,1 lough task." dismissed starting quartet Kalal stayed in hot pursuit and buried Neal at iln eight with .1 Osborne said "Still. I am imeKing Sean Cov< v midway through Ihe Onlj hours aftei finishing tackle thai would have' made forward to the game, Vou alwav s se 1 iiiiii e|iiarter alter the junior fourth in the Heisman I rophy 1 even linebai i,." Maurii e 1 rum ant to I' a hi -'1-ranked completed onlv seven ol 17 pas v.iiing, Miami quarterback Steve team available, unless you're the es fur 59 yards and two intercep­ Walsh was effectively pressured tions. "... i le-am in the nation. Then, I \iti-: 1 wee tailed short-yardage bv the Cougar 3-4 defense and .1 different situation " "Miami's defen -• didn't stop n plays, Harden blitzed 1 r<>m lhe 11 a ' agi game in com­ bed Irom tin • • di .inn ted." Covey said tide on third-and-goal and pleting 20 ot a, passing attempts • .1^ Hurricane strong after the Cougars turned the ball .lutie d (nvi'v lor a 12-yard-loss for 237 yards and two intercep safety Bobbv Harden in,ked .eli IX times iust two weeks al­ tions. ee po in a span of !_' lirsi- ter giving it away seven times in lunior kii ker Jason Chaffetz I lili that wi' weren't real half minutes, interceptions which 9 i..-s to Utah. then li.".'1-.1 ei a ; 1-yard field goal attempt v, ale Io the lett. si sharp tonight . a little slug­ ,ips Ihe turning point nl the , nun bai k I" Miami gish." w.ei h said ' Conceining •e.e uned with , to dent whal would the Heisman trophy, it was sim- . . is maming in the' tirst |e|v a gnat honor to even be rei - . 1! hn was ihe lirsi l/l I ' 1)11.ell ,1 Heisman finalist I I M safety Charles Pharms celebrates after one of Mitchell 1.1..1 ke.i a lun Kalal nabilitv the didn't think aboul n at all " Miami's five interceptions.

that when we gel bai ked Into a corner, we iighi and ,1 ratch .uul i law and really dig In We thrive Miami softens BYU by Harden-.ng on situations liki that." said de­ fensive end (Ireg Mark Itv KIP Kl. 1)1 K Miami lln defense is not content Ille Ol ing live passes, Maurice Crum. who linal nail into the Cougar coffin Overall. BYI was held I • • innil its offense, lurk­ 1 orin i. hdown of also made 1 1 tackles, gi\ 11 . and 1 apped a 27-poinl si < ond teetal yards, 147 \ aids below its ing in 'li. : idows while the of­ ihi year and pulling the ping on l! i.e kles in his last three game - quarter outburst with a symbolii season avi rage lb fense steal, the- spotlight. Ne. thi - high-powered Russi I land was also ver> defensiv v ,con ed for 271 \ ard againsl Mi defen ie wants in take' • in Miami . I busy, making se\ en tai kles, 1 ol "I in . 11 • i ,: toui hdown ami, but wa • held below us aver­ stage' .111(1 si. al the show Ireem the' ll till Coll, hi ting i| le "I sacks and and I alwav want! d to, bill I was age of 327 , .ids .coring points is never anv prob- iddi il senrers. Hardi n w a thi Ingleader on causing .1 Fumble. Linebacker loee ll! pd lee ( e le '! e! a 11'." said I Ills, In la. t.hefoi 1 thi gam. ' all, the defense must find Saturday night, ihe I'M de- tt three 1 Handy Shannon made nine tack­ who has nine 1 areer intercep­ bam Voung was ranked a its 111' Bob llard- ind making les and broke' up a pair of passes tions Miami m two oil' nsive 1 atego II..wiser. ,:t lhe I niversiti ,,| • 11. took ihi' spotlight away Irom 11 tackles. Harden was joined by Freshman Charles Pharms had I'he dele use' hit its matk In oth­ : les: passim, often u 1 B\ 1 w., possibly bis finest game as a er ways, as well ranked fourth and I M was fifth 1 starter, taking part in eight tack­ After Brigham Young bloi kid and total offense (BYU was les and celebrating more often a Tim Kalal punt with 5:17 left in eighth and UM was I 1th). than thai the first quarter and returned n to But Miami's detent 91-66: Back to Earth Donald !• Ills pil ked off Ins sec­ I'M's 8-yard line, Miami's di wasn't measured in yardage, li ond pass of the vear and scon it fense showed the nation what it was measured in luis and mis- Bv KII' Kl ill K Providence (in its Final Four year), Navv Ins firsl 1 .'He-, lati t..ui hdown on i . apable ol doing. lakes forced. .i Robinson), Brigham Young (ranked No, I ,1 6 I yard inten eption return In Following a .'i-yard run. Shan­ "They swarmed, they had a lot al the time), Georgetown, Michigan, Purdue and the' MI ond quartei non pressured BYI quarterbai k ol pressure," said BYU e|iiarlei hi' Pa "Om e 1 gol the ball, the taster 1 Sean < eevev into an ini ompletion. bai k l v' Detmer, who replai ed That's 0-20 aganisi Top 2(J teams, enoug ran the lai ther aw ay the end /one On the follow ing plav. the Miami starter Sean Covev anel threw make the l M football team e 1 med," said I His '•Iiul then 1 oae ties let everyone loose on a thi.'. interceptions ' 'We definitely need to turn the corner againsl Bobby Harden mad'' ,1 kl *• bloi k blitz and Harden, the strong sate "We pressure d hint ' I let mel - ad\ 1 ,i like Kansas or Duke." Foster said "W. thai sprung me free " '\, 1 .uni' up with the prize: a 1 *_-- into throwing befon hi w anted thli . figure out a v. av 10 vv in Sometimi 1 he plav happened when was to." said Harden It'll taki -'inc time, but it's going to happen BYI driving down the held w ith Jason Chaffetz's short field his sports ja he arena in "You have.n't done anything until you've beat- onds Ii 11 in tin tirst half, goal sailed wide' lefl • • • 1 the nexl No doubt this game gave Ne­ lie-er. of those teams, said I M guard Kevin ip quarterback I y Detmer plav and proved to be an omen foi braska coai h I om 1 Minnie, who ' Pn a.. "Maybe psychological!} wi can'l beleive tried to force a pass over the' mid­ the Cougars, who were rendered was al the game Saturday. ••• ' m win one of those' games " dle, which was picked clean by useless after failure to capitalize Hung to think aboul Neew Mi 1 ortunately (or unfortunatel,. 1 Miami w 1 ihs. who rode- a convoy into the aim's players can foi u on the Or­ "Sam came to 0 on their besi opportunity - econd crack at one of the big boys soon end zone I his key play drove the ange Bowl game' and asked mi il d Mi- "Our defense has the mentality rently top-ranked Duke will plav at the Miami i oai h Bill Fi • Arena Dee 10 team you never know Obviously, it will take a much stronger effort r, most liki for Miami to even Staj close against the Blue i! Devils. Consider the carnage thai would occur Notables, quotables ...in while' the Bi against Duke if Miami shot 39 percenl from the I and .' as doubled in rebounding, 47-23, as ii NOTES: QUOTES: Ri boundit .1 : siis Ihe Bruins. ,': mi ntiot I'he Hurricane"' ven two-of-1 I Irom the land • lln- Hurricanes were the only major Miami • BYU wnli-ni eivei Chuck 1 ttlei 01 thi Hum- team to vv m a game in November 1 M posted a .'i-0 1 anes: "Miami is definitely the No 2 team in the na • •e c 1 hursday night 1 0 Den- tiurns and I'.rn Brown were 13-of-28 corn- mark 111 football and a 2-0 record in basketball, tion Noire Dame and Wesl Virginia will del ide who nd die l>\ my di i It Miami e ounted on Mark while ilu Miami Dolphins went 0-4 in the .Ml and the No. 1 team Is." lard I'eeeih Hit heirdseeii • 1 ye i, that's Mark Rii tiardson; Ne. 15, the Miami Hi al wi re- 0-12 in the NBA • BYU Coach Lavell Edwards on the plav ol Mi ns lived I lurricanes d t.elks) as its main offensive weapon Hie 6-foot- • Quarterback Steve Walsh tied Vinny reslav- ami ami quartei 1. Steve Walsh: "Walsh 1- a verv ..i.i foi failun n • of-13 from thi floor and led the 1 ide lor thi Miami 1 areer touchdown passes poised quarterbai k and he runs thai ball 1 lub well . tback lor Miami Ho Hurricanes with 18 total points with IS after his 33-yard scoring strike to Randal I In•'. are Ihe best team we've played this season, no _ di fn it represent! d n If this happens In the Duke game, the Blue Hill in the second quarter. doubt. I don't think there's any question." Devils mav very Wl 11 OUl .1 ore Miami 3,000 r.ll i ted Miami's inabilitv ti • Placekicker Carlos Huerta became the all-time • BYU quarterback Ty Detmer on the lopsided eliti . of which UCl A By halftime Miami scoring leader for points in a single season, nature of the score: "Miami is probably the' No I |n lirth, Miami has not dele a Nonetheless, Miami's players se em 1 ontenl to after adding 1 1 points to run his current lotal to 107, the country, bul we moved the ball pretty well 1 simply forget about the UCl A 1 md the breaking the previous rei ord held by Harry Ghaul was kind of pressing In the first hall I omi was last ' upcoming Duke game', and 1 ncentrati on with loo points in 1945. Huerta now also holds the were down so far, and I was Irving to throw up the immonwealth, a Bethune-Cookman, UM's nexl opponent I 'M single season record for lield goals (_1), con iee- field too much instead of making, the reads." utive extra points (44) and consecutive field goals fi ial round of last . • " I he only thing I'm loi foi ward to is • Miami linebacker Bernard Clark: "We knew il • nament In l;»s5. , the Bethune-Cookman game esto I'M we lost against BYU We had nothing , 31-78, but the • • Saturday's attendance of rif),.'l(i7 increased the • "Vve'li bournc bai k . our next • BYU cornerback Rodney Rice, who left thi ther. total to ;>71,71_, an average of 53,106 per tid Rii hardson. game 111 the first quarter with a broken lelt arm. I fallen prey te game The season total ge are second only can'l even thmk aboul what this injury miglil do to • • iki three times, Notre • "Our efforl Will gen better. I guarantee to the 1987 records of 377. in total and 53.920 mv proprospei ts. bei ause' I'm so disappointed In thi I'eellll.l. K. outcome ol 1 he game --Compiled b\ rODD WRIGHI THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday DPI- fi. 1988 P.ie;-p 1 1 Overlooked, underrated I walked into the Brigham Young tions too long. • Aikman: 209-of-327 for better to you: Rose Bowl champi­ locker room after the University Saturday afternoon in New 2,599 yards, 23 touchdowns and on, Cotton Bowl champion, na­ of Miami's 41-17 victory Satur­ York's Downtown Athletic Club eight interceptions. tional champion? day night. Upon seeing a note­ an injustice took place. Without • Walsh: 233-of-390 for 3,115 The reason the statistically-in­ book in my question, Oklahoma State's Barry yards, 29 touchdowns and 12 in­ ferior Harris got so many votes hand, BYU Sanders, the most proficient col­ terceptions. was because his team still has a players stopped lege running back in the history While Walsh holds an obvious shot at the national champion­ me more effec­ of Earth, deserved to win the statistical edge over the two Cali­ ship. Shouldn't Walsh, statistical­ tively than award as he did: running away. fornia quarterbacks voted ahead ly the best quarterback among they had But there i.s absolutely no ex­ of him, he also has another huge the four up for the Heisman, he stopped any planation or excuse for Walsh edge. The bowl game Walsh will afforded more votes based on the UM student all finishing fourth, well behind USC be participating in on Jan. 2 actu­ same reasoning? evening. quarterback Rodney Peete and ally means something. He ha.s at After all, Walsh came into the "Who won UCLA quarterback Troy Aikman, least put his team in a position to season with no hype and even less the Heisman?" and barely ahead of West Virgin­ have a chance to win the national hope. With the Hurricanes having they asked, ob­ ia quarterback Major Harris. championship (again). lost their top seven pass catchers viously uncon­ The final point total — Sanders Peete takes his 912 points with from 1987, pollsters didn't think cerned about (1,878), Peete (912), Aikman him to play in the old, wrinkled Miami had a chance to win the their M-ooint (582), Walsh (341) and Harris Grand Daddy Of Them All, and first game against FSU, much less loss. (280) — means that Walsh fin­ Aikman will play in the Cotton, a 10 of the games on a schedule "Harry Sanders," I said. ished closer to last than he did to bowl named after a Q-tip. Peete, straight from Football Hell. "Who was «econd'' 'hev third. Adding insult to injustice, playing against Michigan, and Perhaps next year, with a con­ asked. Harris got 27 first-place votes to Aikman, playing against Arkan­ siderably softer schedule, Walsh "Rodney Peete," I said Walsh's 16. sas, will both be going up against will be able to put up even more "Who was third?" they asked Why? teams Walsh ha.s already beaten •mpressive numbers and do what­ "Troy Aikrnan?" I said Statistically, Walsh posted bet­ this year. ever it takes to put him at the top "Fourth?" thev said. ter numbers than both Peete and On .Ian. 2, Peete and Aikman of the Heisman ballot. "Steve Walsh."" I said. \ikman: will be playing only to keep .heir Dan I.e Batard, a junior major­ MIKE ROY/Hurricane Slat) I ,i lighter. • Peete: 208-of-338 for 2,654 teams in the Top io.-Walsh will ing in news-editorial journalism BYU players knew our brief vards. 18 touchdowns and 10 in­ be playing to keep his team on the and politics, is the sports editor of UM quarterback Steve Walsh finished fourth in conversation had been two ques­ terceptions. top of the Top 10. Which sounds The MiamiHurricane. Saturday's Heisman Trophy race. Lt AMJERS H P AMERICE A 25°/e Leadership America is a national leadership development program for college students who have completed their junior year. Each summer fifty STUDENT DISCOUNT outstanding men and women from campuses across the country are selected to on CONTACT LENSES spend ten weeks strengthening their own leadership skills. With Student I.D. No other discounts apply. 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Hot Wax: By Cindy Peariman Record reviews; Hothouse Flowers, Will to Power, Bon Jovi, Bros., Voice of the Beehive, Kenny Loggins, Melissa Ethendge, Brian Spence. Movies: Current and coming; starring Michael Caine, Steve Martin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cybill Shepherd, Jane Fonda, Gregory Peck, Harrison Ford, Sigourney Weaver, Nick Nolte, Bette Midler, Bill Murray, Kim Basinger, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Matthew Broderick, Tom Cruise and others.

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Zeldes sion imedical technology, in ACHA/CDC-sponsored study When I realized I could make Advertising Account Manager "101 Careers To Watch," Fall to determine the prevalence of a difference in the fight Ellen Kaye 19881. There are a multitude Human Immunodeficiency Advertising Account Executives, against drug abuse, I launched of opportunities in a wide Virus infection on college cam­ Special Sections a campaign. The next First spectrum of employment puses is not always easy. In a F. David Deker. David C. McGarvey Lady will have her own cam­ Special Projects Marketing opportunities in a variety of time when too many publica­ paign to launch about which, Representative tions take the easy way out Timothy J. Hermes I'm sure, she will feel as settings. The sky is the limit. and continue to spread misin­ Administrative Assistants strongly as I have about drug The opportunities for career Lisa dough, Karen Ladson formation about AIDS and the abuse. It will be the teenagers development and expansion AIDS vims, we'd like to thank Art Assistant and college students of today are excellent. Automation has Mary Ann Glennie you for coming to us for accu­ who will cause drugs to be only added more challenge Washington Office Manager to the work of the medical rate information. Michele D. Snyder "out of style." I may not be in technologist. Advisory Board the same limelight after we James E Cfeeh Pi D . Pwsiavst MSMMUnn leave Washington, but my fer­ Anne F. Higley fJona Knapp Ret-fjeClt-ghorn, Ph D vor will not diminish. I will ACHA Dean. College nt /Qurntflim Ursa ol MH'Hi'i.! Director of Medical Ca'-if-Cowht'-d. F^D continue to speak out against Rockville. Maryland Technology Associate Prof of Classics Howa-d Univ. illegal drug use and promote Richard E Hughes. Ph D . School of Medicine Letters in CampusUSA are wel­ Prof ot English. Boston O_Mt0 the growth of youth and par­ University of South Mdrtm Mueller. Ph D . ent groups who have been so come. Address ihem to: Editor, Chairman, Ingiish Dept . Northwestern Un.. Dakota CampusUSA, IHOI Rockville Alfred Rosa Ph D P'ot ot English. Unn, ot Vermont successful in the prevention of Pike, Suite .lb. Rockville, MD James E Smythe. P^ D . drug abuse. Chairperson NuWWflltWH, Peppentine Uni. AIDS Virus KMSS. Please int hide tour name DaU' Spencer, Ph D . Prot ot loutnatism. Missouri Unit The Nancy Reagan Center We at the American College and address. Letters mav be edit­ Kan H Vesper Ph D . Prof. School ot Business. Urns, ot Washington that will open in Los Angeles Health Association appreciate ed ten space. will, of course, be another av­ enue toward which I will di­ "111**I I ora r Cuteltvh.ie eel Aeiereei rect my attention and energy. Colloefl-te Marketing ft Communication!, L.P. Free Money 1801 Rockville Pike, Suite 216. 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Ron Hatchett, new instructional videotape featuring the on- associate director for programs ofthe camera expertise of top college admissions Mosher Institute for Defense Studies, think officers and counselors... Marketing but­ istrators and community volunteers have tank at Texas A&M University: "They (the tons and Hawkeye goods at the University joined forces in a "Task Force on Prevention Soviets' Gorbachev era negotiators) are very of Iowa; Association of Collegiate of Sexual Assault"... Credited with giving personable; they tell jokes; they're very so­ Entrepreneurs (ACE) president Bob Perry, North Texas State University one ofthe low­ phisticated; they know the best wines; they founder of "Bob's Button Bonanza"... Every est campus crime rates in the nation: cam­ wear silk ties and Italian suits, and they Monday morning, "Moo Milk" owner Jon pus-wide nighttime lighting, emergency tele­ don't make mistakes like their predecessors. Severn delivers dairy products to students phones and an evening escort system. They are very sensitive to the moods and as­ at Connecticut College ... Latest market­ pirations of Western citizenry and play to ing strategy of Seller's Food Service at SPEAKING OUT. Joe Clark, tough-minded these details in their public diplomacy. We Fairfield (Conn.) University: pizza-deliver­ Paterson, N.J. high school principal whose call them 'blow-dried Bolsheviks.' They look ing golf carts... Newly opened for business baseball bat and bullhorn have earned him like we do, talk like we do, and mimic our near the University of Delaware: "The national attention, to students at the values but you have to keep in mind you Hamper" laundromat featuring big screen University of Nevada, Las Vegas: "If you have an adversarial relationship with them" TV, juke box, snack bar and cafe-style tables want something in this life, doggone it, don't . . . Innovator student newspaper of ... A lot more pleasant than an alarm clock, you expect someone to give it to you. You go Governors State University in University a wake-up service ($15 for one month, $25 out and work for it, damn it... I'm always Park, Illinois: "Few people realize today's for two, or $40 for an entire semester) start­ getting myself in trouble because I step on college enrollment of 12.3 million students is ed by Pam Brown, graduate student of edu­ the toes of people who just stand around do­ equal to 5 percent ofthe U.S. population. Or cation administration at Northern Arizona that America has 3,400 colleges and univer­ University ... A note taking service I $2 per ing nothing"... Talking about hazing before sities and their $108.8 billion-a-year enter­ class) called "Grade A Notes" started by a students at the University of Kansas, David prise equals 2.6 percent of the gross national student at Ohio Stale University has some Westol, former national vice president of product." educators worried that it might encourage a Theta Chi trip-to-the-notes- supermarket mentality; fraternity aaa\ for $18.95, the service offers a three-month and now an w. • r . VOLUNTEERISM. In the Washington, D.C. "subscription." assistant community, some 700 student volunteers from Georgetown University are taking time out to visit the elderly, work with illit­ HELP! "How should an organization go erate adults and children, minister to the about developing and implementing a deci­ homeless and serve as "big buddies" to men­ sion support system for capital expenditure tally retarded youths... At the University decisions?" When questions like this occur to Of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics Pediatrics former students of Lawrence A. Gordon, Department, students are working with cys­ Professor of Accounting in the College of tic fibrosis patients and others suffering Business and Management at the University from chronic illnesses ... All seven sorori­ o) Maryland, they can turn to the professor's ties at Eastern Michigan University staged very own HOTLINE. Formal education an outdoor 24-hour "Rock-a-Thon" organized should not end with a course or a degree, by the Panhellenic Council for the United says the professor. "Higher education is not Way. a sort of vaccination intended to prevent economic poverty that can be forgotten once RACISM. Some colleges are building alter­ the student leaves the classroom." nate spring breaks around discussions ofthe subject. Campus YMCAs to recently focus CAMPUS CRIME. It's going up on the aver­ programs on racism: University of Illinois, age, according to the Center for the Study Illinois State, Vanderbilt University and the and Prevention of Campus Violence at University of Minnesota ... At the Maryland's Towson State University. One University of Wisconsin; the "Madison campus (among others) where serious crime Plan" for eliminating racism through com­ is declining: University Of Virginia, where prosecuting attorney for Michigan's munity outreach, education, orientation and students, law enforcement officials, admin­ Kalamazoo County: "It is terribly stupid, student counseling.

UND 8. ABOUT AM 8 T CAMPUSUSA / Wmterl AROUND 8, ABOUT •••MBH^H^HMH^^^^^H SHORT-CHANGED. Expanded to college FALLING FOR MONEY. Student volunteers struck her . . . At the University Ol campuses: the "Feminization of Power" cam­ at Georgia Tech are being paid $15 just to Kentucky, police say that in the last two paign of the Fund for the Feminist Majority. walk up and down a set of stairs. The catch years suicide attempts have doubled, to 10 Eleanor Smeal (Duke '61), founding presi­ is that at a randomly determined interval, reports so far in 1988. The Kentucky Kernel dent and advisory chair to the National one ofthe stairs collapses. The student falls student newspaper quoted Paulette Powell, Organization for Women (NOW), says in­ but is caught just in time by an elaborate a therapist with the Student Mental Health equality for women is a fact of life on college safety mechanism. It's part of a project at Department as saying: "There's more pres­ campuses. "Women are only about 10 per­ Tech's College of Architecture to learn about sure, more competition, more people are cent of tenured professors, only 10 percent of the dynamics of how people fall. Each year competing for top- level jobs. It gets to be in­ college and university presidents, and only in the U.S. between 1.8 and 2.6 million peo­ credibly overwhelming and people get it 20 percent of trustees," she says. ple suffer stair-related injuries (most to peo­ drilled in them that they have to be perfect. Data documenting campus inequality are ple falling I try to tell them they can't be perfect, but overwhelming, she asserts. "Although wom­ up the they don't believe it." en are 53.5 percent-a majority-of college un­ stairs). One dergraduates, women comprise only 38 per­ possible an­ LUCKY LEFTIES. Available at cent of student government legislative swer: "soft Pennsylvania's Juniata College: the Beckley bodies and 33 percent of the executive stairs" with Scholarship for needy left-handed freshmen boards." padding (funded by a southpaw)... while at North Even more surprising, she says, is the fact similar Carolina State: scholarship money (as much that 26 percent, or one quarter of the to the as $7,000) if your last name is Gatlin or student government executive boards, have stuff used Catling (credit a real estate tycoon named no women members. to protect John Gatlin). The Fund's campus campaign is aimed at basketball' encouraging women to seek positions of ENOUGH!" That's the name of a national leadership in educational institutions, pilot project aimed at cutting alcohol abuse including student government, faculty and alcohol-related accidents and deaths by committees, boards of trustees and senior A-PLUS. You training student servers and sellers of alco­ administration. can earn one at holic beverages in intervention techniques. the University Sponsors are the City of Charlottesville, STUDENTS' RIGHTS. Does the posting of of California University of Virginia and Miller Brewing grades by Social Security number violate a at Berkeley, Company. student's right to privacy? The practice, the University which is traditional at many universities, of Iowa and CAMPUS BRIEFS. New course at Loyola was questioned by a Yell tn' Rebel staff writer the University of. University of Chicago: "The Spirituality of at the University ol Nevada, Las Vegas. Oregon. Now, Dreams and the Art of Memory" (to prepare Pointing to a 1974 congressional law called the University students for the ministry)... Another new the "Buckley Amendement," Stephanie of Kansas is course: "Human Factors," developed at Alderette noted that the law disallows debating whether < Poughkeepsie, New York's Marist College as the release of "personally identifiable perfection-plus should be part ofthe plus/mi­ part of a $10 million joint Marist/IBM information in education records (other than nus grading system for the College of study contract to make computers signifi­ directory information) without the student's Liberal Arts and Sciences. A-plus would cantly easier to use . . . New workshop: consent." count as 4.3 on the grading scale, giving an "Grammar Slammer" at the University of A-minus, or 3.7 student, a chance for a 4.0 Maryland, modeled after a course at the NEW GROUPS ON CAMPUS. People average. University of North Carolina for helping Organized for Women's Rights (POWR) at writers with weak grammar skills . . . Connecticut College . . . Satellite SUICIDE. Authorities at the University of Getting comfortable: In five years, said stu­ Communications for Learning (SQOLA), Kansas reported that within one four- day dents interviewed in the latest Roper bringing foreign TV, including programs period one student committed suicide and Campus Reports survey, they and their fam­ from England, the Soviet Union, West another apparently took his own life. The ilies will need $50,000 a year to live in "rea­ Germany, France, Saudi Arabia, China and University Daily Kansan reported Lt. David sonable comfort." Amount they'll need "just Norway, to Amherst College ... SOAR Cobb ofthe Lawrence police department as to get by": $30,000... Awarded: $500,000 in (Students Organized Against Racism) at the saying that about two suicide attempts a a grant from NASA to the Mars Mission University ol Missouri. week are recorded. Student suicide is a seri­ Research Center of North Carolina State ous problem on college campuses, although University to develop Mars spacecraft technology... Contending that it is not en­ OTHER (UNUSUAL) GROUPS ON CAMPUS. statistically it does not appear to be more couraging promiscuity but "safe sex, health Society to Stop Continental Drift (at the common than in the non-student population and wisdom," the Campus Center at University Of Texas); Radical Alternatives to ... Newark, Delaware, police reported the Amherst College began installing condom Apathy club (at New York University); case of a University of Delaware student vending machines in men's and women's Students Over the Traditional Age iSOTAi at walking down to the railroad tracks and sit­ bathrooms. UM the University of Alabama in Huntsville. ting down with her back to a train before it

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The signs for genital herpes: sores around STRESS genitals or anus, often with small painful The most "in-pain" age group in America: blisters. Note: some people exhibit no symp­ 18-24-year-olds, according to psychologist toms but are still infected and contagious. Robert J. Kriegel, an expert on stress man­ Use the following hotlines for support: agement. But no, the pain he's talking about STD Hotline: 1-800-227-8922 (California: is not from the toughening college admis­ 1-800-982-5883) sions squeeze (which is wait-listing students AIDS Hotline: 1-800-342-AIDS even with 3.+ grade point averages) and it Herpes Hotline: (415) 328-7710 has nothing to do with the continuing high costs of a college education. It's the stress caused by such college-related problems as IMMUNIZATION FITNESS anxiety over exams, moving to a new area State and local health departments are It's more than just athletic ability, says and strained relationships with roommates hopeful that in the near future all two and William G. Squires, spokesman for the or parents. four-year colleges will pass mandatory pre- American College of Sports Medicine (AC- The real problem, says Kriegel, a Ph.D., is matriculation immunization requirements. SM). "Physical fitness testing in schools,* he that too many young people suffer from "sab­ "Every college student should be aware of says, "should concentrate on health-related otage thinking." That is, they think in terms his/her immunization status for measles, factors such as aerobic power, body composi­ of "I gotta" ("I gotta study for two exams") mumps and rubella," says Dr. Elin A. tion, joint flexibility, and strength and en­ and "What if and have a case of the "Can'ts" Gursky, a health officer for Maryland's durance ofthe skeletal muscles, rather than because they try to think too far ahead or do Prince George's County (home county for the on athletic-related factors." something that's out of their control. They University of Maryland). "Students .Squires, an associate professor of biology also may dwell on past failures or mistakes. should have signed documentation from a at Texas Lutheran College, says individu­ Instead, says Kriegel, four questions physician indicating the date at which they als need at least 20-30 minutes of vigorous should be asked when dealing with a pres­ either received these immunizations or had exercise each day. The College, headquar­ sure event: (1) What is in my control in this a disease." tered in Indianapolis, Ind., is calling for the 1 situation? (2) What are my strengths' (3) For example, she notes, if you had mumps development of physical fitness programs What do I want to accomplish? and (4) What as a child, your body has produced natural which will help youth establish lifelong ex­ do I have to do right now? antibodies and vaccine is not necessary. ercise behavior patterns. In effect, he's saying, students should con­ "Immunization for these diseases is particu­ centrate on what can be controlled; they larly important for young men and women of should try to understand their strengths and child bearing years," she says. CONTACT! limitations and set "stretch" goals that are Wear them and throw them away (after challenging and will motivate. 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STD to flourish. encourages monitoring of eye health. For future success, it's critical that people "For example," says the ACHA, "trichomo­ Note, however, that disposable contacts learn early in life how to deal with niasis may encourage the development of are not yet widely available and the current pressure." genital warts. And, recent studies suggest types only correct nearsightedness, UM

Winter/ CAMPUSUSA • 13 Cindy Peariman does the listening when the name is Bros., an their pub singing debuts were English rock outfit attempting so darn popular that American to take America by storm. record companies were chomp­ During the lull before the ing at the bit to sign them and storm, they would like to men­ bring the two home. Why? tion that Bros, can be called Voice of the Beehive borrows either Bross or Broz (as in from the general love stinks brothers l. Speaking of broth­ school of thought. Light, we're- ers, the group contains one so-happy-guitars back up this pair: identical twins Matt lo­ light, easy to swallow angst. cals i and Luke I drums I Gross i Polygram I

Polygrarr. HOTHOUSE Abdul when it came to prep FLOWERS work for this solo debut. As in vocal tutoring There is noth­ Bono from U2 hysteria decided ing especially special here to spin a Hothouse Flowers save for "The Way That You disc about a year ago and he Love Me," an appealing single went nuts—a good kind of •Virgin Recordsi nuts—with what he heard. No wonder. This Irish fivesome in­ WILL TO cluding lead singer l.iiim POWER O'Maonlai and Fiachna "WILL TO POWER" O'Braonain on acoustic and Who says romance is dead'' electric guitars sounds a lot Not the creative chords behind like U2 at their best: socially Will to Power who have awake and musically driven. signed, sealed and delivered a Fresh from street corners in stylish, not-too-sappy remake and pal Craig Logan What BRIAN SPENCE the land of green. Liam's voice of the single "Baby, I Love the three pass around is a "REPUTATION" is laced with a wailing edge. Your Way," which is both steady helping of stylish dance This album is a sure bet. Meet I Polygram l smooth, hip and you can dance rock, including the cut "When Brian Spence, one of the most to it. However, Will to Power Will I Be Famous," which sits talented, unpretentious album does not intend to lull anyone PAULA ABDUL around number one on oriented rock singers to debut into romance heaven for too "FOREVER YOUR QIRL" England's rock charts next to in a long time Spence has a long. Seconds after "Baby, I To date Ms. Abdul's claims to another Bros single called unique way of combining driv­ Love Your Way" fades, the fame are many. She not only "Drop the Boy." i Epic i ing, chasing harmonies with group snaps back into a sharp­ was an L.A. Lakers cheerlead­ clear, fluid vocals which peak er, rap-like rocker called "Anti­ er, but she also moonlighted as VOICE OF THE on the single "Come Back social," making this package a dance instructor for Janet BEEHIVE Home." The title track is an­ interesting and diverse. (Epic) Jackson and ZZ Top. And "LET IT BEE" other no flack combination of when it comes to moves of the Take two trendy California overlacing harmonies, eclectic feet, AMul is a pro. However, BROS. women who left the ibeach to guitars and pianos and Janet Jackson could have re­ "POSH" delve into deeper pursuits in Spence's high-pitched, sooth­ turned the tutoring favor to What's in a name? Confusion England. As the story goes, ing vocals, i Polydor I us*

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Since dancing dirty, he's been trying to develop a music sound and style of his own SANDRA BEENHABO. She By Cindy Peurlmun can make David LetUrman blush. And Berahard haaiaae c il Wilted m ,i dunce eluli in ll •'• "I KcountleMtiBMUanfolar the Windy City and il lhe wierd getsout that guest on "Late Night" whtre th» fiiniliinalniii cowboy niamho king ol ahe earned the adjactivM of "Dirt% Dancing" lanie is sweating up a local sophisticated, sardonic and joint, the place will he mobbed in a matter ol witty. Last fall tht former momenta "Probably mobbed with screaming Phoenix reeident who waa a women." marvels Swayze in hi- u-u Beverly Hilla manienriat while charming, regular guy manner "Yeah. I can'l breaking into comedy believe it I guess I just serve as this catalyst published an autotnography of for their release of emotion. That's how 1 fig­ ure nut the screaming women What other strange thoughta titled oppurtunity in life does anybody get to stand •'CoirfesfiansofaPrettyUdy." (here and scream at the top nf their lungs. She also has seen big tine re­ vein know'" sults with her Now York show "Without You I'm Nothing' "I think it's more of a mass consciousness and a role aa a sarcastic mine type of release than me being the cause," he in Nicholas Roeg. "Track »."• add-firmly "I'mjusl the excuse." 1'atrick Swayze is the last person who needs to talk about excuses Since hi explod­ ed un the screen, In- has been the man ofthe Patsy Swayze. Patrick wa n ballel i when she »,c 14, married in 1976, moved lee hour Hi- time since then has been well age I •' simple problem "Thi Neu Vork and started dancing seriously He

spent Alter 1986s big "DD," which grossed • • dam e i ompanies before four some Sloo million, Swayze gol hack to work ' •• n a regular basis hei ause I * peral ions forced him to channel hi- with the desert romp "Steel Dawn" opposite dancer'' he says mhition inte his dancer wife eel 12 years Lisa Niemi and lifter mal Swayzi is sensitive aboul being an actor - ihe angst-lillecl Lunik saga "Tiger Warsaw " track, gymnastii s and fool . • • . Kim Thai i- one reason why he nixed a hur- This winter he -lar- in "Roadhouse," stopped .(i.il he was offered a slew ol athletu i ne "I » hal he calls "selling out" about a rough-and-lumhle liar bouncer whei arships Due to a football knee- injury, "• ' ' luding "Patrick." a proposed als.ee happens to have a hrain and • I'h.D (In Swayzi pti d lu study al Santa M •' an exi ri isi \ ideo and several tap for next summer is the reason he's film­ Ju e i 'o ie gi where he practiced gymnas li' He even e hucked a rock tour, al- ing and dancing in Chicago "Next "I Kin" is tics until Disney on Pai le cl ed 1 igh hi lid sing the Top Ten single "She's the story of a Chicago cop Swayze in uni­ higher education pursuits with a |oh offer "1 Like the Wind" from "Dirty Dancing " form I wlni tangle- with '.he Mafia went on to play Prince Charming at the I have.. recording studio on my ranch in the Neil hall had for a guy who grew up in theme park says Swayzi smiling rhei ~ in (iabriel Mountains of California Houston, Texa.v where ii wasn't exactly ma­ wa- a sign nl things tn come Basil ally lie gone through five differenl cho and probabl) was lethal tn he leeith male But first a detour Swayze and Niemi who bands trying to develop a sound and a style and a dancer The -un nl ehoreographi i met in om mothei lanci I e'i got J] kind- n! record companies aftei

16 • '.- A ,V,nti; Robin Givens: She KO'd pop­ Jessica Hahn: She's a ularity polls as Mrs. Tyson. Phoenix disc jockey now. Liaa Bonet: Her "Different "A Nightmare on Elm World* was just boring. So is Street": It's a bad dream that she. won't go away. Sly Stallone: "Rambo III" Bruce Springsteen's looked like it cost about $5 to Divorce: He's flaunting Patti, make. the new Boss woman. Don Johnaon: We'd rather Vanna White: Her book hear Sly sing. bombed. Who wanted to hear Cyndi Lauper: Somewhere Vanna speak? her strangeness went out of Billy Idol: Cutting his pants style. •_••• away on tour on stage is dumb. Winter CAMPUSUSA T 17 ALLY SHEEDY. The world smart mouthed answers for was introduced to Ms. Sheedy anything; Arsenio's remarks way back when the "Breakfast just seem kinder. Maybe it's WAj_miSA Club" splashed both to her ad­ that Hall is the son of a vantage and disadvantage. Baptist minister who took up The bad news was that Ally magic at age 7 while growing was pegged as just another up in Cleveland. He graduated one of those pesky Brat from Kent State University Packers who cared more about with an advertising degree, hanging tight at hip clubs hut instead of job hunting af­ than anything else. In'89 ter being sprung from school, Sheedy will star in what could he rented a U-Haul, moved to be one ofthe year's most Chicago and attempted to talked about movies, "I'm With break into stand-up comedy. the Band" Hall clicked and the projects are pouring in for'89. MEL GIBSON. Since 1986's box office surprise, "Lethal MICHELLE PFEIFFER Weapon," Gibson is back with She has been showing up for a vengeance in 1989. He's up years now in this or that film, as a drug dealer in "Tequila but it wasn't until the "The Sunrise." He will also surface Witches of Eastwick" that the sometime during the year in public seemed to take serious To receive further information, please circle the "Lethal Weapon II" which notice of her. Instead of rest­ corresponding number. could beat No. l's $70 million ing on past success, she came J 1 J 2 _i 3 J 4 Q5 earning figures. And we hate right back to the front in last What type of program would you like to know more about? to mention, ladies, that he's summer's "Married to the Student _,_». Caree, ___ , UndergraUrvderarad _-., Financial _ Summer • 1 Aid U School very married. He has five cute Mob." Born in California to a abroad Ll Opportunity J School !_J , Australian kids. conservative Orange County businessman. Pfeiffer decided send to: Bulletin Board ARSENIO HALL. Some say- to pursue an acting career he's funnier than Eddie. And while attending Fountain CampusUSA we mean Eddie as in Murphy Valley High School. Clerking 1801 Rockville Pike. Suite 216 who also happens to be in a supermarket, she earned Rockville, MD 20852 Arsenio's best friend and busi­ enough money to take drama ness associate. Both have lessons in Los Angeles before •CS, I would like more information about winning the title of Miss the Bulletin Board. Orange County and the female Name lead in "Grease 2." Position

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that's how important music i.s to me. It's not Address easy to work out two different careers, but I'm trying to work out a way to do it. Maybe City Stale Zip I'll write music for my movies instead of be­ TallphofM Number ( ing this rock star on tour Maybe I'll just sing and write music on the ranch and nobody ex­ t ,-•-•£> No 1 on IRE I' INLORMATION CARcf^ cept my wife Lisa will ever hear it. And I'll be just as happy." STUDY IN EUROPE 1 At his place called Rancho Bizarro, he IDNDON'MADRID-HEIDI I BERG'I'AHIS•CTRAMOURO » I i Vei I'Hi RO, SWITZERI AND raises Arabian horses, plays guitar and lis­ tens to the phone go beserk. But on a cold ns body night in Chicago, Swayze is dancing and signing autographs for his fans. Being the heck of a nice guy he remains, he shuns no 'Ai".l one and often stays behind on a movie set to I Span ink autographs even after the crew has called it a night. y v IM Mill IK IMI kWIIOWl I MYKKSITY •-* •' " ' DeplCU eSlhStfeel N W "People haven't seen my best work yet," '• ' ' ' |l • * i • ee 1202)659 4133 he teases. In other words, save the last \n ace reelile el emmhir \|< S I dance for Swayze. USA

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.iiiele-rteili I III.«-i—.ir\ junior Jennifer Oldham was perientlal Education (NSIEE) in RaJelgh, North Carolina, about one in just looking lier a chance Iii Kain sonic experience live cottage undergraduates chooses an internship to got ahead. whi-n she- began lee search for an administrative' in Traditionally, Bpeprattlceshlpa wen- ni|iiin-d for itudy pmgrams. trrruhip eel mine kind. I.iiile- elicl sin- n-.cli/.i- ih.n the siiib as teaching, medal work, and lhe medical profession. Today, e-lle.l1 VMelllll invoice- her III the- protocol eef lhe- na because of an exceedingly tight Job marital and increased competition Urinal political scene and urn- her a job in iln- White in the work force-, sludent.s ri-alizi- lhal academics atone don't make lleeiise- coordinating events Involving I'n-sidonl the grade ReaftUI "Intenisiiips expose itudenta to an area of their Internet," says a Ml Jennifer knew al lhe- IIIIII- eel lii-r si-an 11 was lhat she wanted lee apokeRWoman al the Husk Institute of Re­ i 'iiiiiinie- le. puisne- her education while exploring her career options habilitation Medicine iu New York City. JJ unlj when, after talking to her CouguMMn, dM she leant thai "If a siudent is Interested in nutrition, llini- internships existed in Ihe Office eel Presidential Advance anel he or she would In- placed in the nu­ lhal she might qualify for one- eel them trition departmenl lo learn whal a Jennifer's experience, though unusual, bi nol unlike- Hie- chance nutritionist does on a daily basis." UiVen '-ae ll \ e-al lee le-ns eel thousand*! Iff lliilll Khool, college- allll Although must weerk learn pro­ universit) -itudenl* who decide hi lake- advantage of work siuely grams last from three to six months programs and never a summer or semester, \i bus \inii hs Magatinr, lor example, college siuelciii.s assist with inli-rnships can In- year round or " • .en h lae I ihonking, answering phonos, anil writing In lieu of a two-year profim_. They are i..I\i li.-, k. iln- studenti eam both a byline tor iln-ir work and available lur high Khool ee .eei> illl< i le-el|l ihreellgll their se llllell and cottage itudenta, During I1' weeks each summer, the American (lancer eSoclet) in i reilileil or nun credit r."sleiii assigns college junllUS, K is. and graduates to major eil. paid or unpaid. hospitals aero* the state where they werk side bj side with cancer POT Instance, Alter­ re-si-archers. native House, a lllitll school allll college sllldl-lll.s rail >•<-t l'X|»-ne-|lci- ill H-scale ll. shelter for homeless, runaway and « niiim, public relations and adininisiraiiiiii ai the National -earning abused adolescents in Vienna, V ir (enter III Washington. D.C building exhibit*, designing and n ginia, offers si'veral internslii|)s a ivuting nnirals, writing ilassroom activity guides for teachers and year. ranging from two lo nine running computer workshops, among other Intemahlp oepportujiltieg, months., with meals provided hut t i'l. llll daiKe lee /.ooleegy, I natJM- writing III r iilll IT MWtll, allll im financial compensation, 'hi M-Mings thai range from an gallerlos to comuiner affairs agencies, in the oilier hand, I be American - nusing numbers eel students, companies, and collegi. an- becoming Cancer Sociely in Heeston involved in inii-nisiii|is a can-fully designed and monlteored on site pays a sti|>en

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M V CAMMISUSA Winter Winter CAMPUSUSA • 33 A FLOATING COLLEGE NAMED A rare voyage in a ship run by crew and cadets, supervised by officers and driven by a desire to be the best

By Gerald S. Snyder London. Connecticut. This was Cummings' eighth cutter and the sixth he was commanding. Where else, ails trimmed, engine off and with only the he told me, could he go sailing, work with ;enerator to power the lights, we were push­ the corps of cadets and permanent crew ihis ing southeastward looking for wind. own son among themi and sail around the Helmsman, come right to course 115," I world. eard. For the student cadets, he .-aid, what bet­ Ay, ay, sir," the helmsman responded, and ter way to get to know the environment they the great while-hulled barque sliced the will move into as commissioned officers—so calm ocean on her way from Long Beach to to "capture the superhuman powers of the Acapuico. wind and the currents and the waves." In a Suddenly a cruise liner appeared astern, modern ship, he said, a cadet doesn't get the and when a message came asking feel of orders when the speed is rung up. permission to come closer, the captain shot "Here, when the order is given to set sail back a terse and happy: or trim sails, you immediately see reaction "DON'T SCRAPE THE PAINT" to your orders. Immediately, you have a feel­ Are such requests common'.' When I asked ing of leadership and management." that question of the Chief Bos'n's mate that 1 could see that the cadet OODs (Officers evening, he told me, "We belong to the peo­ ofthe Deck i were acting on their own initia­ ple of the I'nited States. So let them come tive. Lt. Nicholas Dujmovic, Eagle's public and look." affairs officer, explained. "They and their For more than forty years, ships of almost classmates will graduate and be assigned as every seafaring nation in the world have ensigns to Coast Guard ships throughout come to look: at the towering square sails, at the country and they will stand their own the halyards and yards, at the ship's compa­ watches. They'll have a lot less to worry ny on the decks, and at the miles of standing about than having 22 sails. 170 lines, divid­ and running rigging of the three-masted ed between three masts and the fact that training vessel the Coast Guard calls Eagle. they are under sail which restricts their ma­ "Knowing the ropes" is no idle phrase on neuverability. There's more to think ahout Eagle, which must he the most basic of nau­ here. If they can be an OOD on this ship, tical classrooms. As a guest I was literally they can he an OOD on any ship" learning the ropes. Against a sky filled with The ship's Commandant of Cadets canvas and stars, I climbed the rigging and —equivalent to "dean of men and wom­ stood watch; I sat in on classes and moved en"—put it another way. "The basics are the freely among the 130 cadets. same." said Lt. ('dr. Terrence Ju 1 ich. "Wind, At best, the former Hurst Weasel, which current—plus they get a lot more than on a the Coast Guard took as a war prize from summer cruise on a regular Coast Guard Germany in 1946, was now doing 9 knots. ship. They learn about teamwork, responsi­ Under full sail she could do more, but this bility, leadership, a lot about people, their was just a fraction of the speed of her mod­ weaknesses, what motivates them to get the ern sisters. No ship in the Coast Guard is jnh done, a lot about themselves You get a looked upon with more pride than this grand lot of self-confidence climbing the rigging, platform. The Coast Guard runs America's being in a position where you have to lead a only square-rigger group of people doing a specific job." In the early evening, Eagle's commanding Even though a sailing ship. Eagle is officer. Captain Ernst Cummings. appeared equipped with modern shipboard systems. on deck, moving among the cadets and stop­ On one four-hour watch, I stepped into the ping to talk to several of the small perma­ pilot house where at the plotting table the nent crew. A sturdy Rhode Islander, he had student navigator was using three radar possibly the best wardroom in the Coast ranges to come up with a good fix. He Guard. All lieutenants and above, most had marked the fix with a triangle and drew a commanded their own vessels. All had sailed line as we crawled along the Mexican coast. un Eagle as cadets and now were instructors Heading the watch, First Class Cadet at the Coast Guard Academy in New Mark Cullinane was monitoring the activi-

34 • CAMPUSUSA Winter ties of all lookouts and bridge watch standers, moving from side to side on the bridge, stopping to check the radar from time to time and learning to interpret reports from the quartermaster of the watch. Eagle talks to you. In her quarters instruc­ tion takes on real meaning. In a classroom below, used as a berthing area at night, aca­ demic courses were being taught for credit. In the past the courses were professionally oriented, such as seamanship and naviga­ tion, germain to a summer training program, but now organizational behavior had been in­ cluded. The ship had become an experiment upon which the students reflected and ana­ lyzed. They were required to keep a journal where they documented their observations and examined their feelings and those of their shipmates. On the watch I stood, I saw men and women cadets on the throttle, taking bear­ ings and learning other duties. The Coast Guard is gender blind. Working together, male and female cadets learn every area of responsibility. In the CIC (Combat Information Center) I found students plotting contacts and figuring true wind and the movement of other ships. First Class cadet Alan Watka from Cape Cod, Massachusetts, was taking readings from a radar and using a plotter to assist the OOD in evaluating contacts. Headed for service as a deck officer on a medium endurance cutter, he was shooting for his own command. "I love the operational part of the Guard." he said. "I love being on the water." In the navigation shack, I found First Class Cadet Dominick DiBari, from Mastic Beach, Long Island, giving position reports, and maintaining a celestial running fix in ad­ dition to keeping track of the ship on charts. "I'm providing information on exactly where we are," he said. "I've been laying down track lines all the way to Acapuico. At 10 o'clock our distance was 1,083 nautical miles; we have to make 7.73 knots to be at the l Acapuico I harbor." "I'd like to go on to flight school or become an engineer, go to postgraduate training," he told me later. Most cadets generally choose one or two paths—either "going deck," which means be­ coming a deck watch officer, or going for engi­ neering. Later on in their careers, it's possi­ ble to shift over, at least from engineering to operations. But they all go to sea when they graduate. "It's a tradition we're proud of," Lt. Dujmovic beamed, USA

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DENTISTRY FOR THE STUDENT) 25% DISCOUNT FOR ALL DENTAL SERVICES WITH STUDENT I.D. THIS IS A USBG SPONSORED PROGRAM IN A PRIVATE OFFICE PLEASE CALL 667*2633 SOUTH MIAMI DENTAL MIKI: KOV/llurritane Staff ASSOCIATES Rathskeller staff members cut loose after this 7311 SW62NDAVE. year's blowout Halloween party during which NEXT TO SOUTH MIAMI the Rat's policy toward drinking returned to HOSPITAL what it was before the Florida Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco arrived on campus. r ABT: Putting the wrath in Rathskeller? Rescently, the Florida Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco came, saw Velvet Creme and conquered the social lives of hundreds of University of Miami students—If only for a brief time. Here is the story of what actually happened when this feder­ al agency "busted" the Rathskeller with raids that many feel were both unfair and unjustified. Doughnuts! By Sheri Langerman

Final Exam Special Feelin' Grovey This photo essay gives a taste of one of the nation's hippest hangouts. Situated on the shores of Biscayne Bay, Coconut Gi ove may not be quite as happening as Greenwich Village in New York City or Soho in London, but you can't sail up to an outdoor cafe, complete with palm trees and balmy breezes, in the middle Buy a dozen doughnuts, of January at either one of those other places. So there! get By Evelyn Gosnell

2 large cups of coffee Writer knows best Like Tantalus, the character in Roman mythology whose punishment in Hades Absolutely Free. was to be perpetually frustrated in his attempt to quench his thirst and satiate his hunger, "the writer" lives unfulfilled behind both the typewriter in his office and the drawn curtains in his bedroom. By Jonathan Thomas Cook ... 9 Open 24 Hrs. Departments Always Fresh Eye on Insight 3 Fiction "" o Only at UM f*

Editor, Insight: Thomas E. Pfeiffer Next to Burger King Editor in Chief, The Miami Hurricane: Pat McCreery Home of the Famous Round John Business Manager, The Miami Hurricane: Dodd Clasen 8>V 1 V^ J INSIGHTss a publication of The Miami Hurricane t_^______m ______Eye on Insight Too young to drink? ollege students love to drink. Sur­ The Hillel Jewish C prise, surprise. The problem, how­ ever, is that most collegiates in this country are not old enough to do so legal iv- Student Center The U.S. government has written laws set up to "protect" the average 18- to 20-year-old adult from alcohol. Most wishes ait a happy people in this age category are, frankly, quite unappreciative of this thoughtful courtesy that the government has im­ and, hecdthy posed upon them. Or, easier yet, the underage drinker could To try to separate a college student have his "legal" friend purchase alcohol Chanukah. and his/her beer borders on the absurd, if for him/her. not the impossible, yet this is precisely In years past, when the Rat was hap­ what the Florida Division of Alcoholic pening, everyone deluded himself /herself Beverages and Tobacco has done at the into believing that the anonymous au­ request of the White House and Florida's thority figures known simply as "they" governor. Bob Martinez. could never bust the place and arrest A month and a half ago. University of some students for drinking underage. Ev­ Miami students of all ages could go to the eryone was wrong. Rathskeller and drink — legally or not- When members of ABT raided, com­ so legally — with relative ease and few plete with Blues Brothers outfits, things hassles. Well, it wasn't that easy for un­ changed overnight. Literally. Several ar­ derage students to get their hands on a rests of underage drinkers were made, Explore beer, unless of course they were beautiful and it looked like the future of the Rat and female. They had to employ a little was in serious jeopardy- In this issue of the Dynamic Professional American ingenuity. Insight, Sheri Langerman investigates Rathskeller employees made at least a what happened during the now legendary Opportunities in nominal attempt to prevent illicit under­ raids and examines the future of one of age drinking from occurring: They UM's most popular institutions. stamped the hands of both 21-year-olds Clinical Social Work lso in this issue, Evelyn Gosnell and those with excellent fake IDs with a gives us a photographic glimpse of green "YES!" print to indicate to bar­ A a day in Coconut Grove. With its tenders that the stampees were of legal New York University's School of Social Work sidewalk cafes, swaying palms and rick­ drinking age — at least on plastic. The shaws, the Grove provides its patrons invitees you to leant about the wide range of options employees checking IDs at the door with world-class shopping, dining and ro­ available to you if you choose a career in social work. stamped underage students with a for­ mancing — all in a sub-tropical and artsy Our school is rationally known for its exclusive focus bidding red "NOI" atmosphere. on clinical practice with individuals, families, and n theory, this system would prevent In addition, Jonathan Thomas Cook groups. underage students from drinking at paints a portrait of the writer tortured by If you are in the New York City area during I the Rat. However, all that an under­ his own perfectionism, which also mani­ winter recess, you are invited to attend one of our age student had to do was to wipe "NO!" fests itself in feelings of sexual frustra­ information sessions on Thursday, January 12, at off with a gross-but-effective mixture of tion. Lina Lopez completes this edition 3 p.m., or Monday, January 16, at 1 p.m. Please call sweat, saliva and elbow grease. Then, with her look into the world of "traffic en­ (212) 998-5910 to reserve a place. he/she merely had to approach anyone forcement officers," often referred to, in­ If you cannot attend an information session, with a "YES!" stamp (usually a minimum correctly, as "meter maids." She found please call fora n individual appointment and further of one person in any given coterie of three out why this term drives the officers cra­ z or more college students is either 21 or is zy and why most UM students' anger to­ information. Or mail the coupon below. (/> at least equipped with a decent fake ID) ward them is misdirected. After all <**> and have that person rub some of his/her they're just doing their jobs, aren't they? I Please send me Information about your pre-moistened stamp on the underage Yea, right... MS W programs. drinker's hand. Name . Of course the word "YES!" did not re­ produce well, but the proper green color Address. was there, so that the underage student New Yort University City/State . Sdwolaf8.dalW.rt could smoothly explain to any suspicious Office of/UmMooa Zip Code _ bartenders that his/her second hand 2 Waahln|ton Square North u> New York, NY. 10003 oo hand stamp had merely been smudged Home telephone ( ). oo with the sweat and spilled beer that are New llllll (Meeemiqe e. M lOnuUee _ liuie. *fe- envponunHj IMUUUOH mainstays at the Rat (just ask anyone MAI who has ever been to one of the old Pro­ mo, oh excuse me, Perry Como nights). Cover ABT: Putting the wrath in Rathskeller? By SHERI LANGERMAN manager of the Rathskeller, the ABT raid was unfair. Although the goal was to en­ force the drinking age of 21, "they did it or many high school seniors screen­ backwards," he said. "Their purpose was ing potential colleges, academics F to educate the students to the ramifica­ are not the only area of interest. tions of illegal drinking, but they weren't Along with a university's scholastic repu­ fair in their methods," tation, its party atmosphere represents a i top priority to some. According to Wygand, ABT came in i one night and arrested three or four stu­ H^y Florida's colleges' reputations, though dents with no warning. "They could have currently undergoing many changes, are < treated the students more diplomatically, still known for sunshine, glamour and M not like cattle. They enforced the law |jS parties. without education. That's not fair," he Florida governor Robert Martinez fo­ said. • _^1__ •§ •**i cuses on underage alcohol consumption 1 as a statewide problem. Martinez is con­ embers of ABT returned two addi­ cerned about three recent alcohol-related tional nights and found no one un­ L '1 I iiV'S -_je_g_ f incidents, including the death last year of M der 21 drinking, Wygand said. The Frank Luceri and Renee Zelinski get a University of Miami student,on college next week, ABT focused on education, a little bit closer on the dance floor. campuses in the state. informing people about the consequenc­ es of being arrested. As part of his comprehensive crack­ could be served and where those under down on this problem, Martinez assigned "If you're caught in possession of a 21 were not allowed. "The segregation the Florida Division of Alcoholic Beverag­ beer and you're under 21, that's a misde­ policy was to protect the Rat and our stu­ es and Tobacco to wage a full-scale at­ meanor. If you have a fake ID, that's a fel­ dents during the time of ABT enforce­ tack this fall on underage drinking in Flori­ ony. Students don't realize how serious ment," Wygand said. da's colleges and universities. this is. It goes on their record and might According to Fred Karlinsky, chairper­ affect their whole college career," he The University of Miami did not escape son of the Rathskeller Advisory Board, the task force's eye. The Rathskeller, said. "There is no segregation. Hand stamping UM's on-campus bar and activities cen­ Following the ABT raid, the Rat began is being enforced. That's the policy as it ter, was the object of a sudden sweeping a two-week policy of segregation: to stands now." Employees at the door raid by the ABT in late October. drink, patrons 21 and over had to go to check ID and stamp patrons' hands, indi­ According to Don Wygand, general the building's second floor, where alcohol cating whether they are "legal" or not. "Your friend can also be arrested for buying you the beer, so there isn't as much of this going on as before, now that students are aware. Students are being more careful," Wygand said. According to Wygand, now that fewer people will be coming to the Rat to drink, the Advisory Board will have to create new, inventive programs in an effort to draw students back. "It would be a big shame to see a building of this size and capability fall due to one thing. It's a mul­ ti-purpose building. Only 30 percent of the revenue is from alcohol," he said. art of the Rat's programming is P "Perry Como Night," formerly known as "Promo Night," held on Thursday nights. "The Advisory Board was told by the administration that, in keeping with the improving image the University is working on, the theme be­ hind Promo Night should be changed. It i was formerly the night on which new Photos by KARL FRANK beers were introduced and giveaways Although hand stamping is the most common means used by the and contests were held. But there was too much beer. A stigma was attached to Rathskeller staff to differentiate their underage clients from the event, so the Advisory Board came their legal age ones, many students have learned how to get up with a new name for it," Wygand said. around the problem of underage demarkation. The Rat started off the semester as usual. Then ABT raided it. For about one rampant. Today, there is a stigma placed month business was very slow, especial­ on those people | who use drugs]. If they ly during the time of segregation. It want the same thing to happen with al­ seemed the Golden Age of the Rat had cohol, there has to be a national focus on ended. it, starting with the president of the U.S." Johnny Taylor, a senior resident assis­ However, now that policy has again tant at Hecht Residential College, said, changed back to just about what it was a "There has been more drinking |in the year ago, business is picking up, and the residence halls] and more negative expe­ beer is again flowing. So all of the brou- riences with drinking than I had in the ha-ha (no pun intended, of course) that past." went on seems to have had no lasting ef­ fect on the Rat. owever, Taylor emphasized that Steve Leonard, a senior majoring in in­ this was not due to students being ternational finance and marketing, said, H forced to find places other than the "People are going to drink anyway. The Rat to drink. "There are more freshmen in Rat closes, and people go off campus. Hecht this year, and they are going to the They should somehow incorporate the Rat to drink, then coming back to the res­ Rat into the Student Union as a campus idence halls to let the alcohol wea. rr hangout and get more students in here, The Rat only enforced the age pbtsci' not just to drink." while ABT was here," he said. Freddie Stebbins, president of Student Taylor agrees with ABT's policies. "I Government, said, "There is no doubt Dori Roberts strips down to her don't see a problem with ABT. We have a that underage drinking is getting worse in bikini during the kind of wild lot of freshmen who are not responsible colleges and universities across the na­ collegiate revelry which has been drinkers; they may erid up hurting them­ tion. When I was 18, that's what I one of the Rat's trademarks in thought you did to have a good time. I selves," he said. "It makes it hard on years past. Stricter enforcement of think the legal age should be 18." RA's. We have to write up every instance underage drinking laws could for- of drinking in the hallways, even if the seeably put an end to such unbri­ However, since the legal drinking age person is of age." dled expressions of youthful fun. is 21, problems are occurring. "The Rat is not conducive to responsible drinking. I According to Karen Melino, residence uations are dealt with consistently cam­ don't think the UM main campus will ever coordinator of Hecht Residential College, pus-wide. be dry," Stebbins said. "They have to do the stricter alcohol policy "is working The policy, although stricter, is not with alcohol what they did with drugs. beautifully." Melino said the purpose of new. According to Dr. Robert Redick, as­ Look at 15 years ago, when drugs were the stricter policy is to ensure that the sit- sociate director of residence halls, "The policy hasn't changed in years. We peri­ odically send RA's memos reminding them to be consistent in all areas, not just with alcohol." The official policy states that absolute­ ly no one is allowed to carry open con­ tainers of alcohol around anywhere on campus. "Even / can't have an open con­ tainer (while| wandering across cam­ pus," Redick said. RA's respond to noise complaints, and if they see consumption of alcohol, they _*> "warn the people to get rid of it within 10 minutes. If they come back and all the al­ 5 cohol is not gone, they will write up the incident, no matter how old those in­ volved are," Melino said. ver this past summer, the adminis­ I O tration did away with the open, "wet" party policy of the fraterni- ,ies Now, in order to have a party involv- ng alcohol, a fraternity must submit a guest list no larger than the number of its Marla Boyd (left) and Carol Scott ham it up on a Wednesday night, when dancing is the name of the game at the Rat. Please see page S/R AT I Photo essay Feelin9 Grovey

Wilh a look of consterna­ tion, a street painter studies his subject and prepares to take painl to canvas. Oppo­ site top left; As this gentle- nan demonstrates, the con­ summate drove pose (and accompanying attitude) is relaxed and casual, yel ele­ gant. Opposite top right: With dozens of little shops and boutiques to stroll by, window shoppers of all tastes invariable, find some­ thing worthy of closer ex­ amination. Opposite bottom: The I'unnest way for a cou­ ple to net around and see the sights is to rent a human powered rickshaw cart.

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R AT/From page 5 challenge to the University to make the complaining about underage drinking," Rat the fun place it was," said Dr. William he said. Butler, vice president for student affairs. A doorman at the Rat who wished to brothers at least eight days in advance. In response to the suggestion that un­ remain unidentified said, "The ID policy is Police strictly enforce the drinking age at derage drinking might be occurring at the more strictly enforced by the staff now, these parties, according to Stebbins. Rat again, Butler said, "This can only lead but basically everyone who works here is Therefore, fraternities have been very in­ to further citations |from ABT], Unless against strict enforcement. We want to significant in the social lives of non-mem­ students themselves assist in the polic­ see people come here and have a good bers this semester. ing process, the Rat's license is in great time. We try not to be pains about it." jeopardy." Another concern raised this semester Now that fraternities are strictly regu­ Wygand, however, does not foresee a is the issue of drunk driving. If the Rat lated and there are tighter policies cam­ problem with ABT in the near future. does succeed in stopping underage drink­ pus-wide, administrators are worried "They've done what the government re­ ing, people feel that these students will that students may try to find places to quested. Now they should only come then go off-campus to drink and may end drink off-campus. "This presents a major down here if there are reports by people up driving drunk. However, according to Matthew Car- ran, an employee of the Rat, "A lot of people drink at the Rat, then go to other bars when the Rat closes. So it | drunk driving| is going to happen anyway." Julie Osinski, a senior marketing ma­ jor, said, "It's a travesty to separate the institutions of college and drinking. To close the one place students can go to without driving is pathetic." he Rat may not be in danger of T closing, because excluding the pe­ riod ABT was on campus, the legal drinking age has not, in reality, been en­ forced more strictly this semester than it has in the past. According to Taylor and others, the enforcement of the law has merely been given more lip-service. The University of Miami seems to be heading in the direction of a relatively dry campus. Pressure is coming from all di­ rections and making it more difficult for underage students, who constitute the large majority of undergraduates, to drink. The fraternities, the Rathskeller and the residence halls all now enforce stricter policies. Dr. Butler's office is currently organiz­ ing a task force on substance abuse. The group will hopefully address the prob­ lems the University currently faces and find methods to solve them. According to Sheila Smith, resident assistant at Stan­ ford Residential College, "We need to take the emphasis off drinking and give students something else to do." According to Public Safety Director Jo­ seph Frechette, there are still relatively few alcohol-related incidents reported to the police. However, with tighter and tighter restrictions now being placed on would-be student drinkers at the Rat and elsewhere on campus, one can only guess how much more unsafe UM stu­ dents will be in the future, if they are not allowed to consume alcohol in a con­ ' I trolled environment within safe walking distance of their dorms.

Don Wygand, manager of the Rathskeller, must walk the fine line Sheri Langerman, a sophomore major­ between pleasing both his customers, many of whom are ing in marine science and biology, is a underage UM students, and abiding by Florida state law. copy editor for The Miami Hurricane. e^^^^^^^HH______H___l Fiction Writer knows best By JONATHAN THOMAS COOK was still very far away. He had almost He had cornered her on the edge and was lost sight of her before, and this made approaching her more quickly. He looked him move on more desperately. at her eyes. They were large but fitting for he editor got up from his leather The snow was blowing into his eyes her face, and they were of a blue that he T swivel chair behind his infinite red­ now, making it more difficult to see. He thought could not exist: so light and brit­ wood desk and looked out of his squinted and strained and his look moved tle were they that he was afraid to look at window. It was snowing out, and the up her body to her face. Her hair was rich, them for more than a moment, for fear street looked much farther below than combed silk and flaxen; windblown that his notice might blemish their exis­ the 12 stories it was. "This is not good," strands of it covered the tip of her nose tence. he said. and her chin. Even though she was far He came closer to her and reached out The man he was speaking to was sit­ away and the snow was now almost with one arm. He gasped for breath and ting on the other side of the room in an blinding, the sweet red of her lips shined tears washed the sweat from his face. He antique rocking chair. He was the writer. against the contrast of her pale face. got close enough that he almost touched The writer was looking at his pant leg and Growing short of breath, he trudged on. her arms, but when he tried, she dropped picking at imaginary lint. "I know," he her arms to her side — no longer reach­ said. he writer opened the door to the ing out to him. He stepped, wanting to "Well, what is it? Do you want more T bedroom and flicked the light on. leap upon her. He could not. money? More time? I don't understand." He walked over to the message Looking into her face, he noticed a "I don't know." machine near the bed and turned it on. change of expression from one of cheer­ "It must have been just a one-time The first message was from the editor. "I ful invitation to one of sorrow that the thing then, right? This manuscript looks received your latest work. Excellent! chase was over. He stepped back and like some high school kid wrote it." Can't wait to hear from you again. Hope looked at her from head to foot and then The writer looked up contemptibly at the next one can be as good." from feet to head. She was a sigh to him. the editor. He stared at him for one mo­ He shut the machine off, went over to Then, noticing the snow had stopped, he ment. A hundred things to say ran a small lopsided desk in the corner and turned and left her there... still un­ through his mind like data through a sat down in front of the typewriter. touched. computer — each one being dismissed "What to write, what to write?" he asked himself. " 'Want not something to as inadequate. Then, abruptly, the writer he writer picked up his mail from got up and left the room. do, but something to be,' or something like that. I, myself, have been burdened T the floor beneath the slot in the with being the guy with the light bulb." door. One of the letters was from She stood with her arms outstretched, the editor, who had attached a copy of a He began to pound away at the keys beckoning him. Snow was falling all manuscript. He read the letter. "Perfect," with a feverish intensity. Possessed by a around her, without ever touching her — it said. each flake disappearing just before con­ moment of inspiration, his eyes bulged and, although the room was cool, a bead The writer threw it into the waste bas­ tact. Her virgin skin was so white that ket and knew better. even the albescence of the falling snow of sweat ran down his brow. Red-faced, could not match it. He had gotten close he strained over the typewriter and, de­ spite his perfect vision, squinted to see. to her, he had almost touched her deli­ Jonathan Thomas Cook is a freshman cate hand, but then she began to move She had stopped moving away now. majoring in motion pictures. away. He could not see what was around her (the impending edge). His eyes were fixated upon her silken robe that the wind was pressing to her body, outlining her supple breasts and sloping hips.

he phone rang in the editor's room. T It was the writer.'What did you think?" the writer asked. "Much better. I think you're back on the right track, but before, you almost seemed to reach perfection. It was so good. What happened to that?" "Good bye," said the writer, hanging up. The editor's unyielding insistence for perfection angered the writer. He felt that nobody but himself could ask that of him. However, it was the editor's uncannily I accurate assessments that made him fu­ if rious. The editor saw in his writing what he, himself, had suspected was there. The notion that someone could see into his core with such lucidity was what was so unsettling.

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By LINA LOPEZ too. We're talking hundreds of dollars as I was parked between two white lines that could have been better spent at Bur­ and in the correct lot, I would not get dines or Macy's. ticketed. ovely Rita, meter maid, nothing can My hate for Rita grew. Each ticket I re­ In theory it sounds easy enough. But come between us. When it gets L ceived gave me one more reason to hate what about when I'm running late for a dark, I'll tow your heart away. her. So last Friday when I saw her on test and the only spaces left are closer to Standing by a parking meter, when I Stanford Circle scribbling away in her Mars than to the Memorial Building? caught a glimpse of Rita, filling in a ticket pad, I decided to confront her with my What am I to do then? m her little white book. In a cap she problem. Maybe together, I thought, we I told Officer Duperme (they liked to be looked much older. And the bag across could find a solution to it. After I parked called "officer," she said) that some­ her shoulder made her look a little like a illegally in a visitor spot by the Lowe Art times I drive around and find the perfect milit'ry man. Lovely Rita meter maid, may Museum, I introduced myself. parking spot, only the space isn't delin­ I inquire discreetly? When are you free to eated. It should have lines. It should be a To my surprise, I found out her name take some tea with me? space. Why isn't it? Did they run out of isn't Rita, and she is no meter maid. white paint when they built the lot? So sang the Beatles on "Lovely Rita" Meet Gerri Duperme, traffic enforce­ ake the lot near Building 21, across from the Sgt. Pepper album. They ment officer. painted an endearing picture of a meter from the Health Center, for exam­ If your ticket collection is as extensive T ple. There is about 50 feet of un­ maid. Somehow, the picture I had of the as mine, then you've probably met her, or marked ground in that lot. I think there Ritas" who do the ticketing at the Uni­ your car's windshield has. versity of Miami didn't fit what John, should be about five space there. Officer There she was, sitting in her Cushman Duperme didn't seem to think so. Peul, George and Ringo had in mind. three-wheeler, as she called it. We talked for nearly 30 minutes, shar­ "I love my job. I really go at it. I do my We've all seen them, zipping around in ing parking anecdotes. job well, and I like what I'm doing," Du­ their attack carts, ready to pounce on She said she doesn't have a specific perme said. "If violators are there, I get those who dare park incorrectly. I have a strategy for nabbing violators, although them. But I'm not mean, either." knack for bumping into Rita, or rather, my she knows the spots on campus where car does. It's as if there's a huge, blinking uperme is a seven-year veteran of the "regulars" get creative with their neon sign on my car saying, "Please tick­ D the ticket war. Her title is traffic parking. et this car." In my three and one-half enforcement officer, she quickly I'm convinced traffic enforcement offi years at UM, I have received enough tick­ pointed out. They hate the term "meter cers have a sixth sense — extra violation ets to wallpaper the Orange Bowl. maid." Hate it. perception, I told her. She laughed again. "It's like a curse. It eats us up," Du­ With the job comes abuse from irate My parking curse began early. I re­ perme explained. students, she said. ceived my first ticket at UM before I was Lots of students hate you, I told her. I "I'm just doing my job," Officer Du­ even registered as a student. Two recounted a tale one student told me of a perme said. "We just want respect, none months*-before classes started my fresh­ traffic enforcement officer with an evil of this 'Hey, you' business we get some­ man year, I came on campus to visit a sneer on her face "giving it the gas as she times. We are officesrs." friend. Lovely Rita spotted my car in a rounded the corner" going toward an of­ Officer Duperme had to go, she had student space and whipped out her pad fender's vehicle. work to do. I had to move my car before and wrote me up for parking in a restrict­ I told her about my jazz professor stop­ she got back to work. I gave her a friendly ed lot. It was a bad omen. ping smack in the middle of his lecture to wave good-bye. have amassed parking violations — run to the window and yell at an officer "Nothing upsets us. Nothing scares Ino parking permit (No. 7), not a des­ who was citing him for parking on the us. You just have to be sure of yourself," ignated parking space (No. 9), meter grass. "Hey, you," he yelled through the Officer Duperme added, as she scootered violation (No. 14) — I've collected al­ glass. "I'm in here teaching. Don't you away. most all of those listed on the back of the dare ticket that car," my professor ex­ Gerri Duperme, traffic enforcement of­ parking ticket. My favorite was violation claimed, rapping emphatically on the ficer, was very nice. John, Paul, George No. 3 — parking on grass or ground. I window. The officer sped away. and Ringo would have liked her. understand the part about the grass See, we do have true reasons for hat­ Now I have a better understanding of (where the car wasn't), but if I can't park ing you, I explained. the traffic enforcement officers and the on the ground, where do they want me to She laughed. job they do. park? Should I hover above the lots, per­ "The absence of No Parking' signs But that neon sign on my car is still I haps? does not mean that parking is permitted blinking. if I had been fighting the car war which in those areas. Parking is permitted by tag commuters, residents and, yes, even fac­ designated signs." ulty members have faced. Rita was win­ That's exactly how it reads on the back ning, though. Outsmarting the enemy of a parking ticket. Lina Lopez, a senior majoring in En­ 1 wasn't easy (remember, I have that neon And that's exactly how Duperme ex­ glish and journalism, is the Accent editor sign on my car). It was getting costly. plained it to me. She told me that as long of The Miami Hurricane. I •v- __^S ?K a\±z SS_J ~~ •>ilC• £_ W• * S i/riVViC « «ra« _••*«i. FU1DN & FURNITURE Futon Convertibles Classic Bed Frames Hardwood Furniture Dhurrie Rugs and Prices You'll Like!

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NEWS FEATURES Capital punishment A U. of Texas, Austin, grad student Credit Crisis: Student card abuse made a documentary interviewing death row inmates' families. — Page 2 leads to future financial problems OPINION: By Susan Ayala campus bulletin boards, newspaper Soviet Americanization • The University Star That's what happened to Jennifer Southwest Texas State U. racks and bookstores, and pre-approved (not her real name), a 22-year-old The Soviet Union is beginning to look credit applications often arrive in the advertising major at SWT. She got her more like a 'new America' under the On college campuses across the na­ mail. Gorbachev regime. first credit card, an American Express, tion, the old football yell "CHARGE!" — Page 8 It's easy for a student without a nega­ during the summer of 1987. She applied has acquired a new meaning. tive credit history to get credit — often for and received a Visa and a Marshall Students seem to have adopted the easier than it is for other adults. But Field's card within a few months. LIFE AND ART same spirit of rooting for the home team along with the easy credit comes the I wanted more purchasing freedom, Life in the 'safe' lane when using their easily acquired credit potential for abuse, a trap many stu­ cards at restaurants, department stores dents are falling into. and I felt like I could handle the respon­ College students aren't willing to take sibility," she said. "I wanted to start and shopping malls. Although most college students use chances and be themselves, argues building a credit history—I didn't get it Notre Dame's Alison Cocks. Opportunities to get a credit card on credit wisely, the 4 percent of student to abuse it." — Page 9 college campuses — including South­ cardholders who default on their debts west Texas State U. (SWT) — abound. can sidetrack their college education, After a few months of buying more Journalistic malnutrition Solicitations are made at registration ruin their credit rating and even limit Northern Illinois U.'s Joelle McGinnis and at sign-up booths outside student future career choices by spending more clothes, make-up and meals at res- takes a critical look at USA Today: The centers. Applications are available on Televisinn Shim. than they can afford. See CREDIT, Page 31 — Page 13 OHOWUtU HUUSf- DOLLARS AND SPN Playing the market Students at l„-high U. in Pa., and can be useful, Kansas State U. are turning the stock market into a game. — Page 16 experts claim Food business By Caryn Bruce A professor asks students to bring in • The DaHy Orange cans of food for the needy, reports SyracuM U.„ NY Marquette U.'s Kim Doyle. — Page 18 A college student is much like any consumer product on the market, but the rejection of being STUDENT BODY passed over by potential "buyers" Ticket troubles can have a lasting effect. Students at some major universities Students market themselves on are wondering why they have to hunt various selling points. They sell for tickets to see their teams. ideas to professors through pap­ — Page 25 ers and exams, while future em­ Wake upl ployers determine whether to in­ U. of North Carolina's Hart Miles tells vest in the student through inter­ how students turn to caffeine pills when views and resumes. the exam crunch hits. Students living three to a room at Northern Arizona U. light tor mirror space. A Grades are great symbols ofthe — Page 25 national jump In enrollment has students crammed into on-campus housing. SEE rejection process. Just as good STORY PAGE 9. grades mean approval to many students, bad grades are often viewed as a form of rejection. Joseph Cicala, director of Diug offenders lose out on federal financial aid academic advising and counseling at the College of Arts and Scien­ By Rate Taylor Student Financial Aid. convicted drug users and sections that ces, explains that it is important • The Daily Texan About 12,000 to 13,000 receive feder­ mandate the death penalty for people for students to look at grades in i of Texas, Austin ally financed student loans, which is 25 convicted of murder in drug-related perspective. Knforcing a recent, controversial percent of UT students, Davis said. crimes. "My basic instincts say that anti-drug bill that could affect all U. of Keisha McFerrin, a liberal arts soph­ "The ACLU has always taken a grades don't mean much. They Texas, Austin (UT) students receiving omore who receives federal financial stance against the death penalty," are just a measurement of how federally sponsored financial aid is aid, said the bill will not effectively de­ Sauer said. "What they are doing is en­ well you performed by standards totally impractical in the real world," a ter drug abuse among students. couraging more crime and violence. If set by instructors," Cicala said. I'mancial aid official said. Chris Hyatt, a business senior, said they (drug users) don't have aid in quit­ "They don't necessarily reflect The bill, recently passed by the U.S. the bill is an invasion of privacy — a ting, they will make their own help." your knowledge ofthe subject. I louse of Representatives, is designed move toward "a Big Brother type of gov­ The bill's strength has been credited "However, they can mean a lot in curtail drug use by cutting federally ernment." to election-year politics. The House's if collectively they are below a 2.0 ponsored aid to anyone convicted twice Larry Sauer, president of the Amer­ 375-30 vote is not the final word on the (grade point average)." 'fdrug possession. ican Civil Liberties Union's (ACLU) anti-drug legislation. The U.S. Senate When job hunting, students "It would be a nightmare to enforce central Texas chapter, said he opposes must consider its own anti-drug bill be­ with high employment expecta- portions of the bill that deny public fore both houses seek a compromise of ind try to administer," said Don Davis, See REJECT, Page 31 issociate director of the UT Office of housing and other federal benefits to the two versions. 2 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Features • NOVEMBER DECEMBER 196

NEWS FEATURES Faculty, students question plus-minus grading within the same letter group by "A lot will depend on the professors By John Bartenhagen awarding a plus or minus — which and how they handle it, whether they • The Daily lowan either adds or subtracts one-third of a allow a little leeway or are hard- U. of Iowa point from the grade's numerical nosed," she said. A slip ofthe pencil on a test or a few value. For example, an A +' will have "Plus-minus grades were widely misspelled words in a paper could take a value of 4.33, an 'A' a value of 4.00 used this summer," said UI Registrar on greater importance than ever for U. and an 'A-' a value of 3.67. Jerald Dallam. "More plus-minus of Iowa (UI) students. Cumulative grade points will not be grades were given than we had ex­ The plus-minus grading system — allowed to exceed 4.00. pected." embraced by some and feared by "I'm mixed on this — I understand A 1986 survey showed that the UI others — is finally here. both sides of the discussion," said faculty favored the plus-minus grad­ Last year, the suggestion of im­ Melinda Hess, UI Student Senate ing scale over a mid-point system. A plementing such a system for the UI president. "From the faculty members' mid-point system would provide an College of Liberal Arts initially perspective I think it would help them additional grade level between every sparked controversy between UI stu­ differentiate more." letter grade. dent and faculty governments. Stu­ Hess said the new system's effect UI Faculty Senate President Peter dents have argued the new system will should be carefully monitored by both Shane said there is no single grading lower overall grade point averages, administrators and faculty members. system that will satisfy all parties. while faculty members have insisted "If it appears they (administrators) "Whenever you have a system with the system won't affect grades, but haven't made the best decision, if they blunt categories like 'A,B,C,D,F' the that it will provide them with a finer get sufficient feedback from studenU, typical complaint is that the grada­ tool for measuring students' apti­ then they need to respond," she said. tions are not fine enought to diffe­ tudes. "Give it one year or two years and then rentiate between students," Shane The system allows faculty members reassess the system and take it from to differentiate between students there. See PLUS-MINUS, Psge 31

Crime pays off for death row researcher Posting grades Student's documentary creates debate on captures personal side privacy invasion ot capital punishment By Kendra Brown • The Alligator By April Eubanks U of Florida I • The Daily Texan U. of Texas, Austin Many prafiMaots, who for years have posted grades by Social "Is it justice or vengeance?" — a fun­ Security numbers, may be break­ damental question regarding capital ing a 14-year-old law that pro­ punishment — is the topic of five fur un tects student privacy. Eye, an hour-long documentary by a U. Administrators say the law ofTexas, Austin (UT) student. isn't clearly defined. Many stu­ The video, which was shown on cam­ dents don't know the law exists, pus this fall, is the master's thesis of and many professors and stu­ Craig Duff, a radio-television-film dents agree that when given a graduate student choice, posting grades using .So­ Duff said the title represents "an in­ cial .Security numbers is the most quiry into the line ol scripture brought convenient method. up and used as the predominant argu­ But the government can cut ment for capital punishment." federal funds to universities that "Is it really an eye for an eye — is it fail to enforce the 1974 Buckley justice or vengeance?" he asked Craig Dull interviewed families ol death row inmates lor his documentary Amendment that prohibits in­ Although both sides ofthe issue are stitutions from publicizing a stu­ ing animals — there is a group of people wild animal and said he should he put to represented, the video focuses on lour dent's personal information — in­ who love them, and if there isn't then death. Duff said. "I began to look into it, families of Texas death row inmates cluding grades—without student it's even more of a shame." to see if it really is equitable — are they and the efforts of people workingtoward consent. Duff said he first began thinking ab­ really no better than animals?" the abolishment of capital punishment "It is so risky for an institution out capital punishment after listening "We know and understand the grief of Duff said he does not expect the to violate (the Buckley Amend­ to a minister at the funeral of one of his the families of murder victims — we documentary to change people's posi­ ment!," said attorney Harry friends who was raped, strangled to understand the tragic loss,' he said. tion on the issue. Lewis, of Holland and Knight law death and thrown into a river. But many people do not realize "the "If people watch the documentary and firm in Miami. "I'm surprised inmates'families are experiencing simi­ The minister compared the murder­ st ill believe in capital punishment, fine, they're even venturing into a gray lar grief," he said. "They're nut execut- er, who was never apprehended, to a but I want people to think," he said. area." The confusion arises over whether or not posting Social Security numbers with grades Grad thesis explores personalities of sex offenders violates student privacy. Lewis By Kym Smith their crimes. Kalichman is testing a theory that said the law i.s not broken if the • The Gamecock About 15 to 18 inmates take his makes a distinction between rapists student is the only one who knows U. of South Carolina psychology courses as part of a bache­ who rape because they are angry and his or her Social Security number eSeth Kalichman doesn't look like a lor of arts degree in interdisciplinary those who rape because of a compul­ — but that can't be guaranteed. person in the habit of locking himself studies offered by USC. He also runs sion to overpower another person. Gene Hemp, U. of Florida academic affairs associate vice in a room with 30 convicted sex offen­ personality tests on sex offenders who Kalichman said his dissertation ders. But this U. of South Carolina volunteer to be involved. president, said he doesn't think will be the first to provide evidence for there's I problem here. (USC)graduate student does it for his "The average rapist will rape 12 this categorization. His research also psychology dissertation. times before he is caught and will helps social workers administer "I don't think the university is Kalichman hopes that by teaching probably not be incarcerated. Studies treatment in S.C. prisons. in any danger of losing any fund in the Central Correctional Institute also show that the common child Because program participation is ing," Hemp said. "When we find (CCI) in Columbia, S.C, and by re­ molester will get between 80 to 90 voluntary, there is no way to reach all someone doing it, it i.s corrected searching the personalities of sex children before being caught," Kalich­ offenders, Kalichman said. Funding "Most people do it for conveni­ offenders, he can find a way to stop man said. 'They repeat these crimes problems also affect the program's ence. It's done well-intentioned, these criminals, who usually repeat once released." effectiveness, he said. but wrong," he said. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • News Features U. 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CALIFORNIA Regents' birth control ban inspires freedom of choice' protest GE products unshelved . .. Sludents cant buy General Electric ballenes and Iighl bulbs in Ihe U bl California. Los Angeles (UCLA), Country Store anymore because ol a unanimous vote by Ihe UCLA Board ol Controls (BOC) lo adopl sanctions againsl Ihe company lor violation ol Associated Students ol UCLA's Ethical end Social Responsibility (ESR) policy Lasl May. BOC lound GE s involvement wilh apartheid in Soulh Alrica and its alleged disrespecl tor the environment through Ihe release ot harmful loxms into Ihe atmosphere and ground water in violation ol ESR policy Penny Newman who testified against GE in an August 31 meeting, said she is a residenl ot Ihe 'Slnngfellow Acid Pits" in Riverside. Calil where she believes GE dumping caused heallh problems lor her family including her own miscarriage "GE is Ihe response ble party in 30 Superfund (dumping! sites ma|or. big bucks types ol sites Don'l just be sympathetic with us. do something within your power lo help us. Newman asked *<£»'"• '"*}"M the BOC members A Black Sludenl Alliance (BSA) repre­ mi EKC,^ sentative, identifying himself only as "Vusi,' spoke to Ihe issue ol GE s involvement wilh Soulh Alrica "BSA realizes Ihe lad lhat we live in a capitalistic society Bul there has lo be some balance between economic rationalization and egual opportunities, and environmental safety issues as V well." he said Board members decided lo "phase out" UCl As electrical system, which is comprised ol GE pro duels The products will nol be immediately replaced because GE will nol gel lurther economic or moral be nefits" Irom their continued use "Whitney Weieeif- Demonstrators al Southwest Texas Stale U. set out lor the San Marcos courthouse lo protest the Texas Slate Board ol Regents weird. Daily Bntin, V. ot Cnlil'ornia, Loe decision to ban the sale and distribution of contraceptives on four state campuses. The decision was made during the summer. Anfevli's

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'Habitat' helps . .. Habitat lor Humanity is a Capsulized lor posterity ... in celebrate» STUDENT national organization devoted lo, and restoring homes lor lis centennial, U ol Idaho has planned In bury I I OPINION POLL Ihe poor II was tounded in 1969 by sell made millionaire capsule lor 100 years Al Ihe lime ol sealing Ihe lime A7-S.T U Millard Fuller Fuller decided lhal he could do something esapsule, probably during cornmencemenl week, a 50 year worthwhile with his millions by helping others less lorlun lime capsule will be opened It will be interesting 10 I • ale Ihan he The Connecticut College learn ol Habitat lor whal is in there I hope il hasn't all turned to dusl said Hal Humanity, headed by senior Susanna Harper is currently Godwin centennial coordinator A walkman, pitfa bee involved in restoring a New London two lamily home lo studeni identification card microchip comic ships i: Do you think house: Iwo families unable able lo puKhMI home on then graphs, newspapers and letters are suggested lime capsule own Basically we go in and help (enovale old houses items "We've Ined lo gel Ihe whole university invni, Habitat tor Humanity usually lunds its protects through Godwin said Ihe Colleege ol Engineering is Mflong I your college education interest Im loins Irnm banks and other related eir.Mu Ihe capsule design Ihe College oi Art and Archil tenn, H,»lii'i n.tel Mmm", ,eee Mile] lie tailiilies.il n weieeeieie} een ttie'.eittrig design and we ' • > with a IIU interest mortgage Harpei said thai 500 BU living group lur tune e-p.nir earns We wanl il lo be is worth the money hours ol sweat equity' nor is requerraf or tin: lamely fM representative ol university l| •Treicy IVe-l. Arje,. a minimum of about 1 percent nl Ihe house cost lor down naiief, tr ni l«I., I, • • payment Ihe family is then given approximately 10 In lie you pay in tuition? years lo pay oil the rest, Harper said B_et_-iAJe_-.it INDIANA lle'f. Tin- Cii/li'W Ynlii'. I'lenni'l-tK'llt eColleBge Needs go unheeded ... Ih •• Indiana Purdue I) slu'lenl were allegedly denied when Ihe To give vnu an opportunity to express vour opinions «n importanl DELAWARE hearing unpaired student asked Iw prolessor to wear a campus issuer! that affect your life, the AT&T STUDENT OPINION tieclip si/ed microphone: during his class lectures and w,r POU. will appear in each issue of refused PsychologyProlessorUr OW Rajecki'i<' U The National CoUege Newspaper Peace together ... Pa am to ftttis i it n kx nail f M microphone said Loran Atkinson, a 55 .'. : based oi tania lo 65 percent hearing impaired sludenl Raiecki conf lion which senl II ol Delaware; s Kathleen Sullivan a lhal it he gave en In una M It regnesl he would aw Human Resources maim Mil lo Nortfiem have to give into other sludenl regucsts Atkinson CALL 1 800-662-5511 Ireland Ihi pasl rt a lo Itetp reslon male wrote a letter ul I nmplanil In school Oflk ll nl and Call lighting fae.inn Ha/er chairman ol the psychology tfapaftm truck tq • li i l l •.-. wly and an think wi' (Ihe laeiillyl leave to generate standi"' Watch for the results of this month's poll in U ribing a treaulil rat oi the reasonable accommodations Harer said lhal Hate • Virgin Mary on " - , ding Sullivan i • agreed to wear lhe microphone during his nexl la lun ,• rioters gathered around a bun ei an interview wilh WISH IV Raiecki reported. • iionl nt nu ni nting , aiy line nol hacking down Irom anything • dell DaHi ri urn the centei olthetovem square in Lurgai Tht Bugaman, litdlana P>a

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tellers demanded Ihe immediate release ol Guillen under Article 18 ol Ihe Univetsal Declaration ol Human Rights, WASHINGTON which assures an individual Ihe right lo Ireedom ol thought, LAID-BACK MANEUVER OFFERS COMFORT conscience and religion Queyja said ol Group 93s efforts. Students lean toward Soviet learning [ven il we can delay an execution ol someone, there's . . . Higher enrollmenl in Russian courses has been always hope " • Donna Shelton, The Daily Mis- occurring over Ihe lasl three years at Washington Stale U sissipfiian, U. of Mis.siKsippi (WSU), reflecting a rising interesl among Americans in Soviet culture, according to Birgilla Ingemanson, WSU NEW YORK associate prolessor ol Russian Ingemanson s course lo­ cuses on contemporary Soviet culture aod has attracted Student-run journals fill void ... Two new 526 studenls this semester "The interesl arose be­ lournals. teg Magazine and Modern limes, have recently cause ol glasnosl (openness) and pereslroika (reconstruc­ mined the group of publications at Columbia U, N Y Leg tion), plus the idea trial il Ihe Soviet Union is our adversary Magazine, a humor journal, is described by co-lounder and we should know more aboul il," said Marianna Matleson Senior Editor Bill Syken as being "on Ihe culling edge ol chairman ol Ihe foreign languages department Russian is nothing at all" "A Home Video Guide to Paranoid Films" is "certainly a critical language (Federal) government agen­ among Ihe articles in Ihe magazine's second issue The cies recognize and list Russian as one ol Ihe critical' or ferns Hall Siudent Activities Office has only allotted $50 strategic' languages," Matleson said Radha Balasbruma lor Leg Magazine Modern Times locuses oo campus man, assistant prolessor ol Russian, said she expected issues, such as Asian Americans in higher education, and more studenls to lake courses in Russian since il is Ihe on community issues "One importanl aspect is thai Col trend "all over this country, wherever I've been in Ihe lasl umbra University is very isolated Irom Ihe community, Iwo years, because ot the changes in the Soviet Union." nlher campuses and Ihe city No one knows what's going Ingemanson said Americans should learn more aboul Ihe mi We might as well not be in New York City," said one Soviet people io order "lo understand them II you watch founder, Dave Culler "We are guile enthusiastic lo liil in television, you gel Ihe Western view which is nol always lhe gaps ol Ihe campus media •Caroline Lea, Tht Damn Haines, U. ol Kansas sii-speed i I kike on campas. true • Demotris Theophylactou. Daily Ever­ Ciilunihui DailySpi'ilittiir. Columbia U., NY green, Washington State U, WNo matter how Sham divestment .. . Although Oberlen College mel lis June divestment deadline in accordance wilh lasl year's trustee guidelines, some students are calling Ihe bad they are, procedure a "public relations scam" Senior Patrick Budhoo said Ihe college remains invested in companies which disinvest formally, and then enter into other agree Grandma loves menls. such as licensing and franchising, with fully operating Soulh African companies According to Budhoo, IBM Corporation is one company which officially dism to hear the vested Irom its Soulh Alrican business bul assisted in the creation ol Ihe new franchise company called IBM Soulh Alrica "Since IBM can say its no longer in South Alrica, latest jokes.w Oberlen can remain invested bul IBM is still having a negative impact on Ihe blacks in Soulh Alrica." senior Tim Lewis said Budhoo said ol lhe college's continued in volvemenl. "ll's a mailer ol nol wishing lo enlorce a divestment policy" aChris Cook. Oherlin Re new. OIIITIIII Collaega, oil

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VOLI mi.s.s her sparkling Police Chief James LaPaglia sense cf humor, She misses Campus distributes crime stats ... The you and yoLir jokes. Even the slate ot Pennsylvania passed a law lasl March reguiring had ones. That's one good colleges aod universities lo report crime statistics on campus lo ali students, employees and applicants Ihe law reason to call long distance. known as Ihe College and University Security Inlormation AT&T Long Distance Service Act, was passed alter Ihe April 5,1986 rape and murder ol Jeanne Clery, a Lehigh U , Pa Ireshman Alter her death i.s another good reason. Be­ Clery's parents campaigned lo make students and their cause it costs less than you parents more aware ol security issues on campuses. The think to hear your grand­ reports, which musl be completed by November 26, will be updated and distributed yearly le students, campus em mother start to giggle be- ployees and admission applicants upon reguest The re­ li ire you even get to the ports musl give crime statistics and rales lor Ihe lasl three years "It's a shame it took this incident (Ihe Clery murder! punch line. lo bring this particular act about," said Caroegie Mellon So whenever you miss Police Chiel James LaPaglia a Jonathan U'vy, The her laughter, bring a smile Tartan. Carnegie Mellon U„ PA u i her face with AT&T, Reach out and touch someone? VERMONT

Group aims to curb homophobia ... The If you'd like to know more Gay Lesbian Bisexual Alliance (GLBA) al U ol Vermont about AT&T products and serves as an educational/awareness group as well as a support group Past and present acts of homophobia services, like the AT&T Card, streoglhen Ihe group's sense ol purpose Such acls include call us at 1800222-0300. slogans like "Slop AIDS, Kill Gays," and "Drink beers, kill queers" Fraternities Sigma Phi Epsilon and Lambda Iota were responsible lor promoting homophobic slogans and were consequently required lo attend mandatory work­ shops aboul homophobia, pretudice and oppression Inci­ dents alleged lo have occurred recently include Ihe delac ing ol two GLBA posters One was marked with a black swastika and the other with Ihe statement "God hates you " One ol Ihe 10 members ot GLBA said, "We hope lhal Ihese homophobic events taking place on Ihe UVM campos will kick Ihe gay studenls out ot their complacency and empow­ AT&T er Ihem to lake a sponger pari in Ihe GLBA and lis light lor The right choice. equality ' • Micki Mickclberg, The Vermont Cynic, U. of Vermont 6 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Features a NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1 , How far will students go in search of acceptance? FOCUS HAZING

A persistent wave of hazing inci­ dents over the past decade — some of them fatal — has prompted indi­ vidual group, university and state leaders to enforce anti-hazing poli­ cies. Will what some consider a rite of passage soon become a federal crime?

Greek leaders reinforce laws to stop hazing By Junda Woo • The Daily Texan U. of Texas, Austin A district president for Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) fraternity has been praised for bringing to light a hazing incident and set­ ting an example for the crack­ down on hazing. Jay Bohner, the fraternity's district president for Texas and Oklahoma, said he discovered Deaths draw attention to national problem members had led pledges to think By Robert Frank friendships and charity projects are the causes physical or mental discomfort or they would have to drink a dis­ "root" goals of Greek groups, they say. embarrassment, including forced eat: ­ tasteful concoction and teased a Pipe Dream Hazing cases are isolated and some ing or drinking, excessive fatigue oorr } them with questions that had no State U. of New York, Binghamton argue, that with 400,000 students now humiliating public acts. The practiceie correct, answers. He ateii»_d U. of On September 17, 1986, Mark in Greek societies, the number oft_M___g dates back tn the 17fh-cen(,ury Euro­ Texas (UT) administrators, and Seeberger was taken on a "ride." deaths is comparatively small. pean concept of "making the new stu­ the fraternity was placed on prob­ According to sworn testimony, the 18- Not everyone agrees. "We are associ­ dent pay for being inexperienced," said ation because of the incident. year-old U. ofTexas. Austin freshman ated with primitive barbarity, savagery Jonathan Brant, executive director *>f Bohner's action was praised by was handcuffed with two other fraterni­ and torture," said Dr. Frederick Ker- the National Interfraternity Council. TKE chapter officials on campus ty pledges to the roof of a van and shner, a past president of Delta Tau Now universities are paying the price and marks the first time a ordered to drink 18 ounces of rum with Delta fraternity and former professor at as well. The parents of a young man fraternity adviser ha.s initiated a his free hand. Instead of dropping him Columbia University, N.Y. killed in a 1986 U. of South Carolina UT hazing investigation. off and letting him find his way back as In addition to Creek and university incident were recently awarded "It speaks really well of our planned, he was taken back to his dorm $2.50,000 from the university. fraternity and shows how hard room. policies. 29 states now have anti-hazing laws, and there i.s a move in Washington .Seeberger's parents are seeking $411 we're trying to fight it l hazing I," million in punitive damages from the I He was dead in the morning. to make hazing a federal crime. said chapter Vice President Dar- In February, an 18-year-old Rutgers ofTexas, Austin and the national chap ryn Finn. freshman pledge died after being Much ofthe success in drawing atten­ ter of the fraternity he was pledging "What we're trying to do is get ordered to drink until he was sick. tion to hazing practices and lobbying for This surge in lawsuits in which univci- the whole thing stopped," said Over the past 10 years, 43 hazing legislation can be attributed to Eileen sities can be named has caused schools Finn, a business junior. "Every­ deaths have been reported. University Stevens, a Sayville, N.Y. woman whose to disassociate themselves from Gree I thing that wc can do to help, we officials, parents and state legislatures son died of acute alcohol poisoning dur­ societies. Colby, Amherst and William- will." are coming to realize that the "silly and ing a hazing incident in 1978. While have altogether banned fraternitie Bohner said he reported the in­ dangerous" things students do to gain locked in a car trunk, her son Chuck from their campuses. cident, which he characterized as acceptance inlo fraternities are becom­ Stenzel, a student at Alfred College, Yet banning (ireek groups does nut "mild," to set an example. ing a national crisis. was ordered to drink a pint of whiskey, a seem to be a working solution to the "It's a cyclical thing, it gets Whether hazing has recently in­ fifth of wine and a six pack of beer. problem of hazing. The reasonable solo worse every year," Bohner said. creased i.s unclear. No accurate records Stevens' Committee to Halt Useless tion seems to be enforcing strict policit "Hazing undoes all the good soror­ were kept until 1978, and there is no College Killings ICHUCK) has been the within the groups and holding up anti ities and fraternities do." central reporting office. Also, many haz­ most successful special interest forum hazing fraternities as examples. Bohner said the chapter will ing injuries and deaths go unnoticed be­ in fighting the hazing battle. "Students are starting to realize how submit details of its fall rush cause fraternity and sorority members She emphasized that hazing is not stupid hazing is," said Kevin Walker plans to the university and insti­ must adhere to a "conspiracy of silence." accidental and can be avoided. "I'm not vice president of l'i Kappa, a newh tute a new, workshop-oriented Fraternity spokespeople say, howev­ anti-Greek, or anti-fraternity. I'm anti- chartered fraternity at the U. ofTexas program for pledges. er, that "hazing" is not what fraternities hazing," she said. Austin. "Hopefully, soon, they are just tire about. Building character, forging Hazing is defined as anything that not going to put up with it anymore."

IN RESPONSE TO HAZING at UM on hazing and its consequences revealed that Fraternity spot-checks possible ... the real problem is the lesser known forms of hazing Anti-hazing bills ... For years Internet are some houses here lhat haze extensively, espe­ Robert Conklin, a BeHevue, Wash., attorney and Hep. such as servitude, public humiliation, verbal abuse and sororities lhal hazed pkxf-jes ran the n • i cially mentally" Doak Calloway, presidenl ot the UI Mike Patrick. R-Renton, are working togeltier on and lorcing pledges to drink alcohol According to sanctions, social probation and loss ol Iheir i chapter ol Pi Kappa Alpha, said Ihe house has anti-hazing legislation lo be introduced (luring Ihe Sandler, part of the problem is the ignorance ol ters' charters Now. two Iowa legislators are tryII i abandoned physical hazing and menial harassment. 1969 session According to Conklin, the bill would pledges as to their legal rights and the code of make hazing illegal If the bills pass, hazing * "You don'l ever wanl to leave mental scars on them include three provisions: An edict try the university silence' that they're told they musl follow He said become a serious misdemeanor, and hazing that Pledgeship should be a totally positive thing." regarding conduct, and a list ol prohibited activities; the U ol Miami is very aware ol its responsibility to causes serious bodily injury will be a class "D" Calloway said. "Pledge semester is a time to learn specific penalties for hazing violations; and a provi­ protect lis students and there-tore has adopted a clear felony. The bills have received widespread support about the house and the people in Ihe house." sion for announced inspections by an administrator definition of what constitutes a hazing violation The from ll ol Iowa (UI) greek leaders, but one complaint • Jay Cauini, The Daily lowan, U. of (described by Conklin as a neutral party ot unques­ university roquiras ill numbers of greek organiza­ Iowa tioned integrity) during the course of initiation. "We is that Ihe bills lail lo mention penalties tor mental tions to read and sign a copy of that ttotMtion. along • •• would be supportive of any legislation which would hazing "A bill like Ihis was bound lo happen. Iowa is wilhaslafearimtc(XKfe™inghiaiigrti«ilrigto stop fuzing activities," said Jonathan Brant, execu­ backwards in lhal II hasn't had an (anti-hazing) law 'Education Is the key'... wiitiamsand report any cases they see fo the dean of studant already," said Charlie Rutherford UI Rush Director. ler. dean of studeni personnel at the U. of Miami tive director for lhe National Interfraternity Council. personnel • Albert Xiques, The Miami • Julia Bailey, Daily Evergreen, "I can honestly say that I have never seen hazing (UM). sard hazing practices often go unrecognized Hurricane, U. of Miami, FL happen here," Rutherford said "But I'm sure there and education is the key lo changing this A seminar Waahinstan SUte U. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1986 ra Opinions U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 7

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By Stan Zukowski racism that have plagued the black • The Ball State Daily News population since our country's birth. Ball State U„ IN But I sat there, and could not help but I noticed something the other day: I'm notice those three were accepting it all white. with much more dignity than I. I've known for a long time I am At one point in class, Prof. Koontz was Caucasian, but I have never really discussing the black man as portrayed made the distinction between white as a in literature written by white men. He complexion and white as a race. asked us for some characteristics that The realization was sudden and would describe the white view of the shocking. It came to me in my black stereotypical "nigger" in the first half of American literature class. Prof. Koontz the century. was reading aloud a powerful poem by We flinched at the word "nigger," but Richard Wright about a black man who Prof. Koontz said in an unsmiling, no- was burned to death by a white mob. nonsense tone, "When you sign up for a As I listened I became painfully class like this, you have to expect the embarrassed — the kind of embarrass­ ugliness of racism." ment that causes the face to turn red- We agreed, so we brainstormed. After hot and prickly. a time we came up with enough words I was embarrassed for what our for a di—CUS&ioie. -mmaaaraaa\aaa American forefather* perpetuated in He stepped back from the words he the name of white supremacy. My fami­ had written on the board and said, "I ly didn't even emigrate from Poland un­ think it's a positive statement that it til just before World War II, but I had took us so long to come up with so few never used that as a reason to excuse heard the same joke with a new cast of I overheard these same friends at a terms. When I taught this class many myself or my family from any aspect of characters: "A dumb Pollack, a Ken- party saying, with chilling seriousness, years ago, the students thought of so American history. tuckian and a Chink." "Well, now, I know it sounds bad, but it's many they filled the board." I mentioned the incident to Dad and true: there's black people and then That excuse reeks of rationalization, there's niggers." I looked around the room and saw and I couldn't gloss over the fact that my he said, "Son, you'll just have to learn to many smiling, self-satisfied white faces. live with discrimination against Polish Mostly though, I was embarrassed relatives had fallen prey to being pre­ because I noticed there are three black "Look!" they seemed to be saying. "See judiced, too. people. There are lots of narrow-minded how enlightened we are, how different people in the world." students in the class. I was embarrassed for all the times I felt exposed and guilty. And very from our ancestors!" my father told his "colored" jokes at the I was embarrassed for some of my white. I could not help but realize, though, supper table. I remember him telling a friends in the theatre who perpetually I wanted to run, to hide, to apologize, that despite our "enlightenment" there joke about "a Colored, a Jew and a cry, "No one understands us. Few peo­ to scream excuses, to offer everything I were still 12 words on the board. And Spick." I went to school the next day and ple can accept how liberal we are." owned to try to take away the decades of one of them was mine.

witting to pay my dues to be accepted. I world, to better ourselves, and make As I SEE IT hope everyone allows us to keep that the world a little easier far the next enthusiasm, that certain naivete and inhabitants. wonder about the university and the So why ant I scared? I have a fcar of Non-trciditional view: world... perhaps aHnw us to fit in as not bemg accepted. So far thosa of you apprentices as we amiss our way up who knew Ae ropes, when you see ass the sehotastk ladder while we gat a in the hallway or the classroom (FN be Wide-eyed as the rest fc-jl far who we ara and where we want tube. By .Susan eHabeWtanfc-Tropf h's not that we're reaMy so different They were walkiatf ia a vilege.lfs rlaaad awphai Wtl th other. Tw notteed you out OaMMMfU!*l f see you ***Jie(_rjmur sideburns K-ttm tmUm-m •*-*-**_**••- e^_Z___'^a__* ______«H__T ^5rJK5«-Yof what the DUdpliiiary Caauaittee thM whs*am* IHead had way asyaelf.. labeled ma way back whm ihs Hatty longer than mtae, and 1 could amm reamed the Earth, ft* I wont ban I tried to pick ami rope with mine. I see you in dac-mt-M-t,! iwjlwliwl-witf>l to ly, tht tetfln. *mi ' af smiles 4-scusstng a 'deaf tbe one with the calculator tayhwt o dungs and r*aad ham aa aaerwheslmiag efade-towtMt-wrtopeyt-M-asrig**-* to eaH the vetoaiM-ian. then I gGPf__% a vat -P-, • —-.— 'eeilje^^teiiftlnWI^ hoy the new algebra hook), say hi nr e-^uiteeeUmbcrofotoeri __«_ badt teJtai Heodrti and Frank BBule just ao I have an idea you will walkiag in i rnawimnid, detnil eueyher Zappa and still hava that same urge to I'm excited, amazed and a little iet4-y*__»to_Wtheri^ro<**meorju-t accept me and that somehow, we're ail scared. I've always envied, aa do many call tbe vetenrinariaa part of a family called Higher Learn­ owaniftoing in awe, but going some- We wore miniskirts too, but thank others, tho* of you who wear the title wtwre. I know became I looked that ing. Hopefully, it will just be the begin­ 'student.' Now Im one of you and very goodness you have the good sense to ning. way myself; -wen though rm conri- wear bras. proud. dered a junior. But I have their atti­ a MMr* Nate: Susan HaMutk-Trapt is a •So we're really not all that different 33-yaaf-**) aimaniary education major. Knowledge, via education, to a pri- tude — open, excited, anxious and We're all tryingtomake our way in the 8 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Opinions • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 19 East resembles West as Soviets 'Americanize'

By Craig Caplan was put into effect. Bootleggers, bath­ in Moscow relatively soon. Maybe ing habits and have come up witi • Tlw Eagle tub gin parties and moonshine all be­ they'll even get their own Ronald. some pretty intonating results. One Tha American U., DC came fashionable parts of the decade. The government ofthe Soviet Union poll showed the Soviet public wa At last, the amendment was repealed. is also becoming more closely scruti­ equally divided on whether there wu Soviet Communist Party leader .social justice in the Soviet Unior Mikhail Gorbachev recently has taken The Soviet Union has always been nized by the press. some drastic measures to help his well-known for its massive production The U.S. press has always been able while another one reveesled that 3 country become more democratic, and consumption of vodka. Two weeks to criticize anything it likes, especially percent of government

Television as public's medium should broaden its By Rob Lutz feel that even annoying 30-second • rvmhe.se. Sludenl blurbs can have a significant effect on Amherst College, MA what people purchase. About two weeks ago, 7Vi<' Neu* Ynrk Birth control is another issue that Times reported that the three major could be beneficially explored by the television networks had agreed to step networks. Sex scenes and romances up their light against drunk driving. occur routinely on television. Yet rarely According to Ihe article, all scenes in­ is there any mention of contraception. volving drinking will include a short Television has the power to make the snippet ol dialogue in which s character use of birth control a routine and nor­ will indicate that he/she isn't drinking mal part of sex. Isn't it conceivable that because he/she is responsible lor the many people would give greater consid­ driving. eration to birth control if their favorite character on television lid? For example, one character might say. "Have a drink." and the either will Television also has , ery strong in­ respond. "No thanks. I'm the designated fluence on the creation el stereotypes, driver." The networks are also planning yet the stereotypes televison creates are more public advertising campaigns In often harmful. further encourage the use of designated Many programs still portray women drivers. as the weaker sex, as the ones who cry, It is fantastic that the networks have as the ones who are afraid ofthe mouse, agreed to this policy. Drunk driving is a as the ones who must obey their hus­ bands These portrayals give women a stereotype which is not an accurate re­ CAMPUS QUOTABLES flection of society. The networks could Television is a powerful easily change the stereotype for the social force which directly "Colleges are fun because the audiences are brighter and more better. idealistic. It's fun to make obscure references to various philosophic­ affects more people than The same is true for the stereotype al concepts — things the kids are studying in school. But college any other type of media. television creates for blacks. Blacks are students don't have a lot of life experience." often portrayed as the hooligans and — Comedian Jay Lena, on college audiences, a Locke Paterseim, The violent thugs who must be brought to Daily lowan, 11. of Iowa justice by the white stars. Or else they serious problem in this country; and the are portrayed as the dumb handymen or "It's very hard to tell today what the significant issues ofthe future idea of designated drivers ought to be cabbies who can only talk quasi-jive and will be, which is why appointing judges to the Supreme Court is highly promoted. However, even more give people high-fives. Why can't the somewhat of a crapshoot." campaigns of this type ought to be led by networks use their influence to help — U.S Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, speaking to U. of the networks. The networks have a sig­ change that? Kentucky students about the government ofthe United States, a CA. nificant role in changing the way people Many psychological studies demons­ Duane Bonifer, Kentucky Kernel, U. of Kentucky think and act. In 198.5, the average trated the strong impact television has "The income tax is the most hated tax in history; the IRS is the most adult in America watched 30 hours of in shaping everyday behavior. The tele­ feared agency in America. That alone is reason enough to get rid of television per week. There are roughly vision industry must start assuming them." 86.5 million television sets in this more responsibility for its program­ — Libertarian Party vice presidential candidate Andre Marrou, country; and almost 98 percent of all ming. The networks should function to delivering a speech entitled "Freedom in our Time" to U. of Nebraska, American households have television work as educators as well as entertain­ Omaha, Students, a Emmy Brock, The Gateway, U. of Nebraska, Omaha sets. ers. Their decision to give greater expo­ Television is a powerful social force sure to designated drivers is great, but "I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. which directly affects more people than it is just one example of the way in Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." any other type of media. This fact is which television could be used as a force — Comedian Steven Wright. • Morgan Aahton, The Breeze, James Madison attested to by the presence and effec­ to improve society instead of merely en­ U, VA tiveness of commercials. Advertisers tertaining it. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Life And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 9

MUSIC LIFESTYLE BOOKS RADII ) Folkways House moms Fear and loathing On the airwaves Remembering the pioneer Greek house directors live Gonzo writer Hunter S. A survey of what's hot work of Woody Guthrie and it up with their young Thompson returns to haunt and what's not on college Leadbelly. residents. today's politicos. radio. Page 11 Page 12 Page 13 Page 14 Enrollment surge squeezes housing ly facing such a dilemma as significant space. The option was originally Students living in increases in student enrollment have offered only to continuing students, overloaded existing facilities and forced said the office's Assistant Director hall lounges, hotels administration officials to resort to tri­ Connie Hernandez, but was later ex­ pling, and in extreme cases, quadru­ tended to freshman as well. pling dormitory residents. COLUMN By Wendy Ludewig • The Lumberjack Hernandez emphasized that the new Northern Arizona U. According to some students who have housing proposal was not mandatory, College: chosen to put themselves in that situa­ but that it was an option for students. For some students, living with a tion this semester, however, it's "really When the proposal was announced last The life roommate in the cramped spaces of a not that bad." spring, she said students were wary residence hall can be a problem. But As a result of the anticipated hous­ that an additional roommate would ofnorms' what happens when three students ing shortage this fall, the Office of Re­ cause problems. must live together in a room designed sidential Life offered students the op­ The offer decreases rent for stu­ By Alison Cocks for two? tion of accepting an additional room­ dents who elect to add a roommate, • The Observer Universities nationwide are current­ mate to create additional housing U. of Notre Dame, IN See OVERCROWDED, Page 12 After spending 15 minutes fight­ ing her way to the keg, she returns holding aloft a cup of cheap brew. Video buffs fill She sips tentatively, grimaces and gazes with discontent at the con­ a TV void with tents of the cup. I ask her what's wrong and find out that she minority shows "doesn't really like beer." I feel somewhat compelled to ask her By Flodean S. Riggs why she has spent so much time a The State News being doused in a substance she Michigan Stata U. doesn't even like. When I pose this question, a look of shock crosses Some ambitious students are hop­ ing their talents can match up to her face. After all, it is a party. those of talk show host Oprah Win­ This scenario typifies a common frey, rilmnu-ur Spike LH and Black problem: people's actions are too Entertainment Television (BET) often governed by other's expecta­ video host Donnie Simpson. tions. They tend to push aside Michigan State U. (MSU) Black their true desires to conform to Notes, a minority video production society's standards of right and group, develops television programs wrong or sacrifice an opportunity aimed at the campus's black popula­ out of fear of the outcome. tion. The group is producing a new "He's really cool. Too bad he's a rhythm-and-blues video show called freshman." If I had a nickel for ev­ Ebony Beat and also produces Black Black Note. Video Production! Producer Mart Woodhouse, Audio Technician Gail Davit ery time I've heard that I'd be a on Black, a campus talk show. Black and Ebony Best co-host Lorenzo Hughes In thoeditin g room. millionaire. The thought that Notes is also planning another enter­ there are women on campus who, tainment show which has yet to be something to call their own. Black and shows throughout the year. given the choice, would date a titled. Notes President and producer/direc­ The production group is also in­ senior who is 21 going on 12 before Patty Horn, a Black Notes member, tor Mark Woodhouse said the show volved with academic projects, such considering a freshman who con­ said the group's members believe that helps satisfy the specific musical as filming documentaries and plan­ ducts himself with the self- MSU's minorities were being ignored tastes of the university's minorities. ning trips to events like the annual assurance of someone older by United Cable Television of Mid- Laveda Jones, Hughes' co-host on Minorities Communications Confer­ amazes me. Michigan, so they decided to start Ebony Beat, also hosts Black on ence at Howard U., D.C. People who select their majors their own show. Black, which focuses on news issues Vice-president Jamil Fields be­ based on future job prospects are Ebony Beat co-host Lorenzo that affect minority students. came active in Black Notes to gain another prime example. I would Hughes said that since United Cable In addition to its own activities, experience and work her way up in never consider wasting four years does not have the BET station fea­ Black Notes serves as a video record­ the group at the same time. She said of my life and thousands of dollars tured on their local lineup, Ebony ing group for several campus black working with Black Notes enables to study something I don't really Beat will fill a void, giving blacks organizations and tapes black events her to contribute as well as to learn. like and don't believe in. Maybe deciding that a business major was not the right one for me decreased my job prospects, but at least I Politics took Under, play brings him back won't be gnashing my teeth over classes I hate. If I don't like study­ By Laura Woodward teers in Nicaragua. ing a certain subject, I probably • The University Daily Kansan THEATRE The actresses use dreams, re- won't like the job it prepares me for U of Kansas enactments, music, poetry and dance to much better. tell his story. Benjamin Linder was shot and killed "There are no sets per se. I findtha t students are often ex­ by U.S.-backed Contra rebels while They'll carry on props. This "As far as production details go, it will tremely resistant to change. They working as a volunteer to build an elec­ be similar to other modern theatre pro­ are afraid that by admitting a and costume changes will carry trical generator in Nicaragua 18 the show." ductions," said Mike Rundle, who wrong decision, they are also con­ months ago. — MIKERUNDLE brought the play to Lawrence, Kan. ceding that they have failed. No The play Quien viveVWho lives? "There are no sets per se. They'll carry one knows himself so well that he was created by six female college stu­ on props. This and costume changes will knows what will befall him when dents to tell his story. American studies. "The only observa­ he pursues the unfamiliar. Those carry the show." Felicia Chappelle, Jennifer Cozzi, Re­ tions we have are from local people. The play was created in Yellow who always choose the safe path We'll really never know who pulled the may never know the humiliation of becca Heilbrunn, Katie Heiser, Alice Springs, Ohio, at Antioch College. "It stumbling, but they will also never Luhrmann and Greta Schwemer also trigger." was created as a class project by the know the exhilaration of having play the nearly 100 roles featured in the The play is based on Linder's letters students," Rundle said. "They later en­ taken a chance and come out play. from Nicaragua, interviews with his tered it in the American College ahead. "The case itself is very interesting," family and friends and the transcript of Theatre Festival. They won an award said Charles Stansifer, director of Latin a Congressional hearing on U.S. volun­ for best production at a regional level." 10 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life And Art • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 198) 'Singing' guitar, steady backing fuel Cray band fflfflSDH By Will Renshaw • Kentucky Kernel McFenin's voice does it all U of Kentucky ll takes a great deal of talent, convic­ By Jeff Castle recorded to do so, either. tion and emotion to make a guitar talk. • The Gamecock The album includes covers of It takes even greater talent to display U. of South Carolina everyone from the Beatles to Cream, this musical voice within a solid, prog­ One man can be a whole band — if plus four original tunes. The reggae- ressive and believable package. Robert that man happens to be Bobby flavored groove of "Don't Worry, Be Cray's latest effort. Don't Hi* Afraid of McFerrin. Happy" and the catchy rhythm of the Dark, while faltering in some areas, On his new album, Simple Plea­ "All I Want" highlight McFerrin's shows strength in all of the above. sures, McFerrin uses no drums, no compositions. Cray's music has gone from a faithful guitars, no brass section, not even a All of the covers are strong with following of traditional blues in the ear­ synthesizer. The only instrument on the exception of "Suzie Q," which ly 1970s, while working with artists like this album is McFerrin himself. never kicks in. He adds just the right Johnny Copeland and Albert Collins, to amount of soul to Cream's "Sunshine Simple Pleasures delves into more Bobby McFerrin blues with a progressive feel. Only occa­ commercial territory than any of of Your Love" and takes away just sionally has he turned out a commercial McFerrin's past records. The result enough heaviness to make this the While the songs on Simple Plea­ package. is a collection of light rhythm and album's best track. He also turns in sures are good, the album lacks only On Don 'I Be Afraid of thi* Dark, Cray blues-tinged songs that won't shake an astounding rendition of Eric one thing. Bobby McFerrin never pushes his vocals far beyond the limits up the music world — but were not Clapton's fuzz guitar on the tune. really pushes that exceptional voice. set on 1980's Strong Persuader. He sports a dynamic range, but more im­ portantly, he shows an intense emotion­ al quality, producing vivid images of Public Enemy cuts the flash and raps hard pain and pride on which the majority of the album's lyrics focus. the Riker's Island Correctional Facility the band lashes out at the press for By Steve Marks in New York City. Where the Beastie statements made about the group, • The Eagle A second quality is more extensive Boys dwell on girls and parties, Public which they say are distortions — The American U., OC use of his band as a cohesive unit and Enemy sings "Party For Your Right to though conflicting and controversial not simply as a backup team. Cuts such Public Enemy is a rap band making a Fight." statements made by members them­ as "Laugh Out Loud" and "Across the name for itself, in just the outlaw way selves, including a past ideological Most every song on the album has a Line" feature not only Cray's rhythm its name implies. alignment with the inflammatory Leouis playing but also the talents of keyboar­ message of equality and respect for Their recent album. It Takes A Nation Farrakhan, have led to confusion about dist Peter Boe and bassist Richard blacks, including the prospect of minor­ of Millions to Hold Us Down, is by far their views. Cousins. ity uprisings to gain power. The sound the most radical, progressive and con­ One thing that is clear is how Public One aspect that has not changed, is tough; the message is Malcolm X. troversial rap record on the shelves to­ Enemy remains loyal to the city origins however, is Cray's lyrical guitar techni- day. Where the Beastie Boys tour with The opening cut, "Countdown to of their music. They keep their sound o,ue. V.very OeeetOQB Don't Hi' Afraid of the scantily-clad dancing girls and inflat­ Armageddon," sets the non-stop, no- raw and unglossy, avoiding the slick, Dark i.s an emotional voice of the past able phallic symbols, Public Enemy nonsense tone that pervades the entire Tup 40 sound of their contemporaries in and a charismatic statement for the fu­ gives a potentially explosive concert at album. On "Don't Believe The Hype," favor of their own nitty-gritty style. ture of blues guitar. SOUNDbites

Mellowed Siouxsie blends new and old Cinderella By Joe Sims Long Cold Winter • The Daily Texan lorn Keiler. Cinderella's multi talented lead singer, U. of Tana, Austin guitarist and songwrrler. stretches his vocal range into the hoarse rone on this record, but il you can Creatively comatose for nearly overlook some ol Ihe harshness, you'll lind some three years, Skaoaie and tin Ban­ really rocking lunes Still, in many trays Cinderella 1 shees finally stumbUd into tha stu­ second album is sonwwhat lite?some About Ihe dio, burdened by two hay paraan*aa) coolest thing here is "Bad Seamstress Blues." which leads straight into "fallrn Apart Al Ihe Seams," a changes and a fat of eoMe-ftfMl defer­ lev it up rm .to Ural almost makes you #.ini lo bang ences to deal wtih. J__4 th* ***, your head on Ihe steering wheel Almost aTum Peep Show, ma predtctobfa JepaaUn Mean's, The Tifler, ('lemson II., SC from their hard-edged mfr-ttin past. The Smiths After virtually perfect** that in­ tricate yet powerfully raw atyfa m Rank 1985'a Tinderbox, tho head had M A live collection. Rank nol only tails lo allow the choice but to change when proUama- listener lo reach any definite conclusions about Ihe tic guitarist John Camithera left the Smiths, but also represents another contusing aspect ol Ihe mystery thai surrounds the band II eti band. Replacing him were ea- however, an interesting work Ihere are no studio Specimen guitarist Jon Klein and overduhs, which allows the listener to hear on-stage keyboardist Martin McCarrack. tune ups and guitar changes Ihe record gets blister When such a distinct band makes engly eneigehc one moment and listless Ihe nexl It's a bit unusual lhat a live record should represent lhe audi a radical move, the initial reac­ final testament ot a liand not known as dynamic tion is often negative. Peep Show still performers Bul here el seems a tilling end Hank has Siouxsie's unmistakable vocals leaves all loose ends untied, and perhaps that's Ihe and the polished Steve Severin- way il should be •(:. Frederick l.iithreep. Budgie rhythm section, but even Peep Show has finally .given Siouxsie The album's arguably beat aonga The Slate News, Michigan StaU.' U. there, the aimilarities to older rough the chance to show off her voice. are the moat characteristic. "The Kill­ stuff are few. This may not sit well The most disappointing aspect of ing Jar" and "Scarecrow" both retain The Primitives with die-hard Siouxsie fans, but the the album is that the arrangement the metal-bent guitar work and Lovely album ia beet judged on its own buries Severin and drummer Budgie. prominent rhythm of old. merits. Peep Show doesn't strive for Where they used to be integral in the Some albums manage lo impress a listener on Ihe anything aa difficult or challenging as band's unfocused instrumentation, AND ON THAT NOTE . . . firsl listen, others lake a tittle longer lo appreciate earlier Banshees material did, but it Lovely does both Ihe lunes are so quickly paced they now are reduced to mundane they seem lo |ump together Jangly and driving doess work relatively waB. backing. Budgie occasionally gets to Siouxsie's vocals have improved guitars luel Ihe album, bul Blondie like vocals truly Songs like "Bawhead and Bloody show off the hypnotic drumming and immeasurably since her early days. guide the hacks, the strongest ot which are "Crash" Bones," "The Last Beat of My Heart myriad percussion that highlighted Peep Show is a beautiful collection and Carry Me Home" "Run, Baby. Run" and "Don'l earlier albums, but not enough. And Want Anything lo Change" are Ihe weak links, bul and the spectacular "Rhapsody* offer and there's not a weak song in the Ihe album still remains a strong one • Matt Pm - only minimalist accompaniment and Severin all but disposes of himself batch. • Richard Sater, The Purdue Ex­ sa, TVi,' Maroon, I—>yola tl., I_\ a few dramatic flares. If anything, •_ with hidden bass lines. ponent, Purdue U., IN NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Life And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 11 Folkways: Rocking tribute from today's musical heroes By Tom Huhti • The Daily Cardinal Guthrie Archives Collection in the Guthrie songs from Bob Dylan, John Smithsonian, this tribute has been Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen and U. of Wisconsin, Madison compiled by a varied mixture of to­ U2, whose version of "Jesus Christ" is The liner notes on Folkways: A Vi­ day's superstars, who understand­ particularly effective. sion Shared succinctly state the close­ ably owe a great deal to these two The remainder, with the exception ness of the music of Woody Guthrie men. Every style and background is of Leadbelly's "Rock Island Line" by and Huddie Ledbetter (Leadbelly), a touched upon by the artists, who Fishbone and Little Richard, is rooted relationship that may not have been range from Fishbone to Willie Nelson, more firmly in traditional ground. apparent: "They shared a love of Little Richard to U2. Emmylou Harris' "Hobo's Lullaby" is music, a keen appreciation of their The only foreseeable thing the a ballad sweet with empathy sand­ fellow beings, political consciousness album lacks is Tom Waits, who, if wiched between Willie Nelson's "Phi­ and an ability to turn their experi­ anyone does, epitomizes a modern- ladelphia's Lawyer" and Taj Mahal's ences into songs." day Woody Guthrie. As a whole, the thick version of Leadbelly's But their history is even more im­ covers on the record are masterfully "Bourgeois Blues." portant. Both recorded for and were done; the range of the music is re­ A definite plus is the intentional exposed by Folkways Records. And it freshing, if not surprising, as is the lack of structure in the song choices. is through these years with Folkways adaptability ofthe tunes themselves. Instead, it is a hodgepodge left entire­ that both legends grew into national Sweet Honey in the Rock opens the ly to the whims ofthe artists, hoping treasures. album with a lilting, tender version of to catch the magic ofthe two greats by And now, in order to fund the Leadbelly's "Sylvie," followed by accident rather than by packaging.

Joy Division Proud ending to a sad story for Joy Division By Matt Kennedy • Mirror u of Northern Colorado In May of 1980, on the eve of Joy Divi­ sion's first American tour, lead singer Ian Curtis hung himself in a New York hotel room. In the single swift action of ending his troubled life, Curtis also suc­ ceeded in denying Joy Division its potential to become one ofthe most in­ fluential bands ofthe early 1980s. The newest anthology of Joy Division music. Substance, i.s a telling testament to his tragedy This 10-song retrospect of singles shows the transformation of the band from n roughly mixed, shabbi­ ly executed musical barbiturate to I sleek moan of industrial despondency that ha.s influenced everyone from The Smiths to the Cocteau Twins The album contains two singles re­ leased from 1977 l "Warsaw," "Leaders of Men"i to material from the album Unknown Pleasures (notably "Atmos­ phere" and an extended mix of "She's Lost Control"! and 1980's masterful "Love Will Tear Us Apart." It is the material from Unknown Pleasures that astounds. Here you get a sense of the promise of Joy Division that was so quickly cut off. AND ON THAT NOTE . . . The tracks on Substance have been upgraded, which improves the already fueled guitar sound. IMS BOTTLE OF BEER The album's contents are artfully arranged so that the listener whips himself up with the driving, droning COST $50 MILLION. guitars of "Warsaw," "Digital," and Why have we spent $50 million to Most beers are heat-pasteurized. It's an exclusive method that doesn't "Transmission," and then comes down develop Miller Genuine Draft? And that can affect a beer's taste. alter the rich, smooth, pure taste into "Autosuggestion" and the haunting Because we've always believed in But Miller Genuine Draft isn't of beer. instrumental of "Incubation." making every effort to produce the heat-pasteurized. It's cold filtered,-. Cold-filtered- MillerGenuine Substance is a carefully compiled best tasting bottle of beer. So we took We spent a lot of time and effort Draft. What our $50 million buys album and a solid collection of Joy Divi­ a long, hard look at how a beer is made. to develop the cold-filtered,, process. you is a beer that's as real as it gets. sion's cutting-edge rock, a Sheila Gal­ lagher, The Review, V. of Delaware AS REAL AS IT GETS. 12 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life And Art • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 198t

Overcrowded Down on your Continued From Page 9 funds? Some by she said. For instance, students living three to a room in traditional dorm rooms will each pay $786 instead of life with the folks tjhe $1,086 they would normally pay if living two to a room. By Darren Tucker • The Daily Utah Chronicle People who choose to live under this U. of Utah option were provided with a bunk bed, an extra dresser and a desk. Though College is expensive, and it is not some students participated in the con­ going to get any cheaper. Maybe that's servation program to help out with the the biggest reason why more students housing shortage, most had saving are choosing to live at home rather than money in mind. at school. "For saving almost $300, it's bear­ Americans in their 20s are living at able," said freshman Jennifer Lewan- home longer, delaying marriage and liv­ dowski. ing on declining salaries, according to a Most students said that although the study called "Youth Indicators 1988," space is a bit cramped, there haven't recently released by the U.S. Depart­ really been any major problems with Putting three students in a dorm room built for two has become commonplace. ment of Education. the arrangement. The survey, compiled from informa­ campus," said Vice Chancellor for Stu­ very pleased when they received their tion collected since 1950 at federal "It's fine, a bit cramped, but it is liv­ dent Affairs Tom Stafford. housing contracts and found they had agencies and private organizations, able," said freshman Lisa Zander. "If I been assigned to triples. Usually all ofthe students are moved drew information from participants 14 "I had a definite negative reaction — out of triples by the fourth week of clas­ to 24 years old. ses, but Stafford said it was likely some disgust," Richard said. "For saving almost $300, it's The findings indicated that the per­ bearable." men will be in triples until the end ofthe As it is with other schools, tripling is semester. most often meant to be a temporary me­ centage of youth who lived with their parents or in college dorms rose from 43 Students in triples for more than four asure, even though it does not always — JENNIFER LEWANDOSKI percent in 1960 to 53.6 percent in 1985. weeks receive a $100 discount on spring work out as planned. According to Pur­ The study also claims that students are semester rent, and will be exempt from due's Director of Residence Halls John taking longer to become self-supporting could have one roommate, I would do it, the random selection process, Stafford Sautter, the administration's goal is to adults than they have in the past. but it saves money this way." said. He said no freshmen will be in convert all triples back into doubles as triples next fall. soon as possible, hopefully by the end of "The transition from childhood to the semester. adulthood is taking longer than it used • il to and it has more pitfalls," Project At North Carolina State U. (NCSUl, Director Emily Wurtz said. writes Paul Woolverton of the NCSU Students living in triples at Purdue Stephen F. Austin State U., Texas While some experts around the na­ Technician, there were over 500 stu­ U.. Ind., have found advantages to their (SFAI, like most universities in Texas, tion are claiming it takes longer for dents in triples at the beginning ofthe living arrangements, reports JefTSter- has seen a large student enrollment in­ young people to mature and prepare for semester, and the university housed rett of The Purdue Ex'ionent. crease since last year, which has caused a life of their own, most students don't 176 more in a nearby hotel. "You immediately have two friends so temporary housing problems, according agree. They say the reasons for staying The number of triples jumped sharply you always have somebody to do things to Douglas Wong of the SFA Pine Lou. at home longer are usually financial Students are lieing housed in hotels and VhiH year "Viiei'iiuse we had about 400 with." said freshman Sandy Richard. "I had to live at home because ofthe what used to be lounges, storage areas more upperclassmen than we normally Although things seem to be working expenses," send graduate Dave Lund- and guest rooms. have deciding they would like to stay on out great now. none ofthe women were berg. "I could live at home and have a truck and not have to pay any rent. UW5 yovRNM- HERE MM!rr Mum TD "iirimwimmt' "If I had to pay rent, insurance and a truck payment and work part-time, fMNOlN P0VHZ. yov UAVt AW Mi TKXl ntli MAW there's no way I could make it." j UT'S 5(1, You'Ri QmTICN->,FE(L UKlNAl, IH IsnitfcHl'i ROOM ? Lundberg said his relationship with IN IIS. fh%C TO AX. ULU his family has improved since he mar­ \ ried and moved out. "You can't do your own thing when you're at home," he said. "My parents nagged me sometimes about staying out late. "You can have a lot more fun if you move out, I think, but you have to weigh your options. Is it more fun to be paying bills than to live at home?"

GARRin rASANO 'eel IIAII v r,l|||(,iAN IINM ' IA'! House moms: Walk on the greek side keeps them young By Tina Duff tween 50 and 60 years • Indiana Daily Student said. "If they do it in the kitchen, old who are looking for Indiana U., Bloomington however, it's another story." something new to do, She's been pursued by all the men said Alice Manifold, "I've got no moral responsibility to­ from Beta Theta Pi fraternity. treasurer of the Alpha wards them," Carmony said. "I just They've wined, dined and entertained Phi House Corp. Board, hope a good example rubs off every her. who is in charge of the once in a while." But at age 63, Dorothy Rainey, hiring process at IU. house director for Delta Delta Delta However, directors still feel a sense "My husband died, of protect iveness, Rainey said. sorority, wasn't really interested. The and the house was too men were young enough to be her lonely. So I rented out "If some flying hen bothers one of grandchildren. and came to Blooming­ my chicks, you can bet 111 be after "Mom Dot," as Rainey is called, is ton." Rainey said. them," she said. one of about 25 women who experi­ A unique rela- Because of their common experi­ ence college life while serving as tionship develops be- - . rj 0e|id house mom Dorothy Rainey and her guitar. ences and out looks, the house direc­ house directors for sororities and tween the director and fraternities at Indiana U. (IU). tors often find friendships in one the students, Rainey said. pound on my door, wanting a peanut another. Their responsibilities vary, but butter sandwich." basically they include staff manage­ "They make me feel as though I'm "There's a group of us who are al­ ment, budgeting and rule enforce­ 28 years old again," Rainey said. "I When problems do arise, the direc­ ways together, and I've never had ment. need that at my age." tors agree a fine line exists between such closeness and wonderful com­ "I run a small hotel for 80 women." They're good guys," said Barbara enforcing rules and enforcing morals. panionship as I do with them," said Andree Carmony, house director Hudelson, house director for Phi Kap­ "1 don't like it when they swear, but Rainey said. "We go to the beach, go for Pi Beta Phi sorority. pa Psi fraternity. "The only time I get I'm not about to go in the basement out to dinner, flirt with the old men. The women are usually widows be­ upset with them is when they come and tell them to stop it," Hudelson Just like a bunch of college girls." NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Life And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 13 'USA Today' insults with appeal to fast-food mentality By Joelle McGinnis visual, fast news menu. In reality, journalism which Friedman calls "the • Northern Star however, all the audience gets is an un­ journalism of hope." Northern Illinois U. balanced news diet greatly lacking in To me, this is only a euphemism for substance. 'no news is good news.' Nightly news- If McPaper USA Today wasn't watchers turning on their sets to catch enough of a disgrace to the world of But that's OK. Producer Steve Fried­ man says he isn't worried much about what's happening in the world through newspapers, then McTV certainly is the show's lack of commitment to in­ hard-hitting journalism will be treated enough to push all media credibility forming the public on vital issues. to human-interest-oriented news. over the brink. Friedman says this upbeat approach Catering to America's get-it-to-me- Success to Friedman and his staff de­ pends not on how well they can educate will focus on "problem solvers rather and inform the public, but on how well than problem causers." TV Commentary viewers are entertained. So, what USA Today: The Television In fact, Jim Ackerman, the producer Show actually turns out to be is the as-fast-as-you-can attitude, some ofthe program's Life section, said in TV daily news — minus the news — in a bright spark came up with the idea to Guide that he feels his job has been done format targeted at viewers with the push fast-food-style journalism. It after he's given people "good fodder for attention span of Saturday cartoon started with the newspaper, and now cocktail conversation." watchers. Pictures and words all whiz the trend has moved on to (drum roll, by at a mile-a-minute pace and leave please...! USA Today: The Television The half-hour show, broadcast on 155 and Life — with four bubbly anchors, the viewer's mind reeling in confusion, Show. stations across the country, borrows its innumerable color graphics, lots of short questioning what the heck happened Just like it's predecessor, the show format from the newspaper. There are "stories," and lots of even shorter blurbs and thanking God above for a commer­ tempts viewers' appetites with a highly four sections — USA, Money, Sports all presented in the happy-face style of cial break. Or better yet. . .the end. BOOK REVIEW RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS Hunter loses a bit of his sting By Locke Peterseim • The Daily lowan U. of Iowa Hunter S. Thompson is one of those magnetic figures, who, like it or not, manages to maintain a ghostly presence in American cul­ ture. Today, Thompson has carved himself a healthy niche in modern society, everyone knows a wild Thompson story. HU name still appenrx on the Rolling Slonr masthead; his caricature still haunts Doonesbury and he still drags his gaunt, drug-battered mind and body from campus to campus giving lectures. For the past three years, Thomp­ son has been penning a short week­ ly column for the San Francisco Ex­ aminer, expounding his unique, sharpened view on the news of the day. It's these bite-sized bits of Thompson venom that comprise his latest book, Generation of Swine. Swine finds Thompson musing on the political world of the late '80s, and ironically, the man who made his mark shooting rats in the dark alleys of Watergate seeems to CASH IN ON be lost when trying to find a sub­ stantial target in the age ol'Reagan, MTV, Yuppies and AIDS. His prose is still crazed, colorful, melodramatic and entertaining, with his twisted moral sense of GOOD GRADES right still screaming through. But If you're a freshman or sophomore with good the short form ofthe newspaper col­ grades, apply now for a three-year or two-year umns prohibits Thompson from re­ scholarship. From Army ROTC. porting in-depth. Army ROTC scholarships pay tuition, most It's always fun to hear Thomp­ books and fees, plus $ 100 per school month. They son's ragings on today's affairs, and also pay off with leadership experience and officer there can be no denying that the credentials impressive to future employers. man can write the hell out of a sub­ To apply, contact the Professor of Military ject. But reading Thompson is a lot Science at your campus or one nearby. like reports of spending time with with him — it's fun and exciting for a little while, but you wouldn't want to make a habit of it. This book may be an echo of the hilarious genius of 1972's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but for fans of Thompson, it's a slightly dis­ ARMY ROTC appointing echo. After 15 years, it THE SMARTEST COLLEGE was probably too much to expect Thompson to turn out more than COURSE YOU CAN TAKE. repetitive rambling on cruise con­ trol. 14 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life And Art • NOVEMBER DECEMBER 1988

MOVIE REVIEWS imagine': Film presents no-holds-barred look at John Lennon

By Tony Tran ups with Cynthia, Yoko and Paul • Daily Bruin mourning the deaths of his mothet U of California, Los Angeles Julia, manager Brian Epstein and best friend Stuart Sutcliffe. One ofthe greatest musical geniuses Imagine shows Lennon as a complele who ever lived. John Lennon is a person three-dimensional human being, neitli everyone has an opinion aboul — some hate him, some idolize him But unlike er attacking nor defending. He i.s re the millions of bubble-gum bands that vealed in his myriad different moods come out every week, his music — alone confrontational, friendly, humorous and with the Beatles — never leaves sympathetic, angry, sardonic. you unaffected. Needless to say, the soundtrack to the film is superb. There is a funny, moving The highly anticipated Imagine: unreleased version of "Imagine," the •lohn lA'nnon tells the Story ofthe man's life and his music. And is definitely famous "Let It Be" concert atop the worth the wait. Abbey Road studios where John sane. his wrenching "Don't Let Me Down, Producer David Wolper begins with and psychedelic cartoons of "Strawber Lennon's childhood, and from there the John Lennon and son Sean sort through snapshots in their New York apartment. lilm moves quickly to the formation of ry Fields Forever." the Beatles and their establishment as Parts of the narrative are sup­ dibility to the film, it doesn't take the Imagine is a definitive look at one nl a media entity. plemented by interviews with some of easy way out and paint lennon in idyllic the most inspiring figures of our time To make this particular lilm. Wolper the people who knew Lennon best: Yoko terms. It shows him at his best and The world is in constant and dire need of Uld his partner Andrew Soil picked the Ono. his first wife Cynthia, his sons worst — his highs as well as his lows more "dreamers" like John I_>nnon, and best material from hundreds of hours of Sean and Julian. Commentary is also We see Lennon arrested with Yoko Ono this film biography is highly recom­ interviews, live performances, videos provided by George Martin, who pro­ for possession of marijuana; performing mended. and home movies, incorporating Len­ duced all ofthe major Beatles albums onstage with the Beatles at Shea Sta­ Jim Pukrell and Mary Alice Murken non's voice to narrate the storv. Though there is a high degree of cre­ dium in New York; in fights and break­ contributed to this story. Idealism gone sour sets the story for 'Gorillas'

By J. Roger Demary rights and decided to travel to Rwanda But don't walkout yet. John Omirah • The Daily Reveille to meet Fossey, she was mysteriously Miluwi soon appears as Dian's hired Louisiana State U. murdered. The brutal incident, which tracker, Sembagare, and gives the film The transition from real life to the many attribute to the hostile Batwas, its most wholly believable character screen i.s a precarious business, lt can has never been sufficiently explained and its authenticity. The film also im­ be difficult for filmmakers to decide At this point, entertainment was de­ proves when Bryan Brown arrives whether vhey should blend finitely a second factor to Clegg. Shaken onscreen Bruwn portrays Bob Camp­ documentary material with entertain­ but not thwarted by Fossey's death, he bell, a photographer and filmmaker ment or stick with only one of these. The went on with his documentary-style — from Kenya employed by National trouble arises when the audience itself bul poignant —film In many instances. Geographic, for whom both Campbell isn't certain which it is watching. Gorillas succeeds in this direction; but and Fossey worked. Gorillas in the Mist producer Terr­ in many more, it becomes confused The script of Gorillas in the Mist is ence Clegg originally intended to cre­ Though always interesting, it is only most impressive. Taking justifiable ate a film autobiography of Dian Fos­ occasionally captivating. liberties with Fossey's mental status, sey Fossey had spent nearly 20 yean The opening scenes progress too wriler Anne Hamilton I'helan weaves a studying the physiology- and social be­ rapidly, as ton often happens when tale of idealism-gone-sour As Fossey havior of the mountain gorillas of trying to compress such a detailed story fought ever diligently for the preserva­ Central Africa. Her empathy for this into two hours. And if documentation is tion of "her" gorillas, she is port rayed lo nearly ext nut species led her to con­ the primary goal, these beginning have approached madness frontations with the Batwa tribe of scenes call for a narrator. The actors, In the final count. Gorillas in the Mist that region, which poached the goril- including Sigourney Weaver who is a movie lor thinkers The film is Sigourney Weaver, who plays the lead role ot for profit, admirably plays Fossey. seem dis­ straightforward and unpretentious. It Oian Fossey. poses in the Alrican wilds with tracted. Seiein .iltei I 'legg purchased tbe film's demands the same of its viewers. one ol "her" gorillas.

Going progressive.. .AI Stephen F Ausim months with the switchover lo Top 40. said Chiel Stale U lexas campus station KSAU recently Tuning in to college Engineer Chris Boslak • Diane Deberry. switched their Nightrock lormal tn 'new-age prog­ Cavalier Daily, U. of Virginia ressive college rock music Broadcasting Monday through Friday Ihe station lealures such bands as REM New Order, Ihe Smiths. Depeche Mode and The Cure We had this leelmg we needed lo do Aimed at college listeners... AI me u something like Ihis, said Station Manager Pen ol Alabama, Tuscaloosa, campus slalion WVUA Bryan "We wanted a formal lhal would serve Ihe drops a song as soon as it hits Ihe lop 40 charts The maionly ol studenls • Beth Summons. Tin' policy may seem somewhat restrictive bul Ihe sla Pine hig, Stephen V. Austin State U., lion is holding its own, according lo Program Oirec TX lor Wendy Wallace The "alternative rock" played by • • • Ihe station is aimed al people oui age," Wallace said "Top 40 is aimed al leenagers and older Staying out of the mainstream people" WVUA also makes an effort to promote . . .Virginia Polytechnic and Stale U (VTU) also • Editor's Note: Despite a constant presence on mosi campuses ttte much maligned bands trom Tuscaloosa and surrounding areas, she strives lo present progressive and unusual rock area Ol college radio always scorns 10 tin wayinq an uphill bailie Inr survival dm: item said • Deirdrc McGruder and Chanda music lhal students wouldnl be able lo hear on Ihe Temple. The Crimson White, V. of Ala­ 1 'el contention thai even Ihe mosi well-established stations have is whal musical lormal average community station Itn station recently bama. Tuacalooaa I i Idopl Hen: is a brief compilation ol recenl lormal decisions Irom a sampling ol switched their programming on lln AM station to match Ihe alternative lormal ol Hi I M slalion, and stations nationwide • •• will soon be carried on the campus cable system I ve looked al old playlisls (Irom Ihe AM station) A showcase for the best homegrown and I Ihink people were driven away -id Station WBRU lo hear Springsteen and Zeppelin now hear Living on Top 40.. .Though the others music.. .WDNS-FM al Western Kentucky U Manager George Bready To have to sit there and tracy Chapman and Ihe Alarm Gone are whal mighl cry foul, a year old decision al U ol Virginia lo devotes a lull program lo spollighlmg local talent leslen lo bad Top 40 dance music. I can think ol lew program director Neil Bernstein calls "burnt lunes" switch lo a lop 40 playlisl has been successful, Assistant Program Director Bryan Locke came up things less appealing" Bready said that late al night songs thai listeners hear over and over on other according to WUVA-FM Presidenl David O'Brien with Ihe idea lor "Home Cookin'" lo make people sludenl programmers can pretty much play whal stations Ninety-eight percent (ot those who called lhe change was made lor three reasons, he said aware ol bands Irom Ihe Bowling Green area "Bowl­ Ihey wanl "• Louis King, Cnllegiaic the slalion) love" lhe 20.000 wall station's switch lo Fust, there was no Top-40 slalion in Charlottesville, ing Green has always been rich in musical history, Times. Virginia Polytechnic and State culling edge rock,'' Bernslein said He emphasized and Top 40 is a "proven lormal." Also, lor years Ihe and most people don'l even realize il," he said U. lhal such a change doesn'l necessarily involve station had been playing album-oriented rock like Besides showcasing local music. Ihe show also trashing classic rock Music that was on Ihe culling Iheir competitors Most importantly, Ihe slalion. interviews the bands, providing background and edge when il was created has a definite place in Ihe which once ran oil a "shoestring" budget, has in Getting rid of "burnt" tunes.. .Listen performance dales • SuBan Maertz, CoUege new WBRU lormal • Greg Brail, Brown Dai creased its sales as much as 100 percent in some Heights Herald, Western Kentucky 0. eis at Brown U who used lo lune into campus slalion ty Herald, Brown U., RI NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Life And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 15

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1 COMMUNITY 1 SCIENCE & TECH 1 | CAREERS | ENTREPRENEURS 1 Walking for books Driven to success Liberal ideas Videograms .Sororities sponsor a Engineering students There are plenty of things One student says don't walk-a-thon to help their design and build a car from to do with a liberal arts write a letter, let him school library. junked parts. degree. videotape it. Page 18 Page 19 Page 21 Page 22

COLUMN Student battles for loan By Matt Burg ard • The Voice Georgetown U., DC "Okay, Mr. Burgard, just go to Station 17 and tell the man you're When money, fun and stocks meet GSL Status 2 and that you just went electronic today." Investment Club otters groups of three or four. Each group is "Huh? I'm Status 2 and I just given a set of money and has autonomy National contest gives went electronic today?" students chance to learn to buy or to sell stock. Before a group That's it. Next!" makes a trade, it must get approval competitors opportunities I reach Station 17.1 repeat the while making money from the club's officers or from the club's information. adviser, assistant finance professor to win cash, prizes, trips "Well, that's just fine, son. Now, David Leahigh. The group which makes By Stacy Sweazy do you have copies ofthe applica­ By Dina Alcure the most money from the original port­ • Kansas State Collegian tion, signed, typed and, of course, • The Brown and White folio wins a cash prize. Lehigh U„ PA Kansas State U. in triplicate?" This way, people will feel closer to While Wall Street tyconne. ure con­ Of course I don't. My mission For those who have ever had a dream their own investment," club treasurer cerned with the buying and selling of aborted, I slink in shame from of playing the stock market, and who Karl Thunberg said. They will have stocks, a national corporation has come Station 17 while the man gives me want just for a moment to be on the more control over their money." up with a similar diversion for college his best you-poor-dumb-slob look. corporate circuit of Wall Street, the In addition to stock trading, the club students. My resolve is firm, though. I Lehigh Investment Club is for you. offers tips on how to look for a good stock will not be daunted. I dig up the The club offers students first-hand investment and about the investment The First Annual AT&T Collegiate required forms via Fesderal Ex­ experience in buying and trading stocks process itself. Investment Challenge is a competition press from my parents, who ex­ within markets such as the American "Students actively participate and open to college students across the press reservations about my abil- Stock Exchange, the New York Stock take this information into the classroom country. Exchange and Over the Counter stocks. and into the future. The . . . club had Contending for the $200,000 in cash Members are armed with a $65,000 greater appeal for students," club presi­ I must admit an and prizes are thousands of students »• portfolio and a broker from Prudential dent Jeff (Jendel said. who began play in the stock market unapproved electronic Bache Securities. "Our goal is not so much for students challenge game this month. For an en­ position does sound The membership, comprised of appro­ to make money, but for them to learn," try fee of $49.95, students take control rather uncomfortable, ximately 120 students, i.s divided into Thunberg said. as well as a little kinky. See CHALLENGE, Page 23

ity to succeed bureaucratically. But I will show them all. Especial­ Ethics cuniculum getting Runners trek ly the man at Station 17. "Here are the forms," I say as 1 150-mile relay return, smiling triumphantly. "I the nod in business schools believe you'll find them signed, typed and, of course, in triplicate." By Hector Herrera for I-OI IK "So they are, my friend," he says • The Signal in a cheerful voice. Not a good Georgia State U. By Paul Ziebarth sign. • The Breeze Highly publicized accounts of white- James Madison U„ VA "eSo I can go home now, right? I collar crime have reached an alarming am free of you, right?" level during the 1980s. To combat the For 13 years, James Madison U. His grin widens; I grow frantic. problem, corporate and academic Amer­ (JMU) students have been hitting "What more do you need? When ica are now attempting to educate peo­ the road to raise money for a local will this madness end?" ple about the importance of ethical be­ charity by running a 150-mile re­ He folds his hands, mocking havior in the modern world. lay called "Logan's Run." sympathy, concern: "My dear fel­ Revelations about Drexel Burnham Every year since 1976, Blues- low, these forms merely provide Corp. have rekindled media attention tone area residents have gathered clearance for you to receive more that reached a peak more than a year at the steps ofthe nation's Capitol forms, which must be filled out ago. More and more universities are im­ in Washington D.C. to run to before we can confirm your GSL 2 plementing ethical training as an integ­ Rockingham (Va.) Memorial Hos­ status. And I think you'd agree ral part of their curriculum. American Assembly of Collegiate pital. All proceeds benefit the hos­ that it is in everybody's best in­ "If ethical training is applied to a Schools of Business requires it main­ pital and are used to buy needeed terest that your electronic posi­ number of business situations, the stu­ tain an active ethics program. equipment. tion is approved, am I right?" dent develops a method of making value Some companies have also launched The event is named after Logan I am unsure, but I must admit judgments," said Nancy Marshfield, a attacks against unethical practices. Hall, whose residents partici­ an unapproved electronic position Georgia State professor of legal studies. Chemical Bank has put high-ranking pated in the inaugural run. does sound rather uncomfortable, "And that will be carried far into their associates through extensive ethics During the relay marathon, business lives." seminars, with the hope that subordin­ See BURGARD, Page 23 For a school to gain accreditation, the ates will learn by example. See LOGAN'S RUN, Page IS NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Dollars And Sense U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 17 WW THI U. OF GRAPE-NUTS SKI-STAKES.

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COMMUNITY SERVICE Bedroom sports? Sororities book along for library By Charlie McCue • Kentucky Kernel U. of Kentucky There are many benefits to walking, such as increased stamina and better circulation. But students, faculty and staff at the U. of Kentucky (UK I got a different kind of benefit from walking — more library books — when the university Panhelle­ nic Council sponsored a walk-a-thon this fall to help out the library. The proceeds of the walk-a-thon be­ nefitted the Margaret I. King Library, which is the main campus library at the universitv. It has been in need of books hut hasn't been able to obtain the funds necessary to buy them. "We chose the Margaret I. King Lib­ rary because we wanted to give some­ thing back to the school," said Connie Nitzken, president of the Panhellenic Council. The Council sponsors a fund­ raiser every year. Sorority members raised pledges be­ fore the event, a five-mile walk circling the campus. Fight hundred sorority members participated. Last year, the group sponsored a bal­ A team ot bed racers speeds down Lee Jackson Field at the U. of one rider, were entered in the competition. The winning learn, loon lift-off, raising $5,000 for the Akron, Ohio. In the annual Muscular Dystrophy Association Benelit above, is made up of Gregg Hagenmaier, Andy McKinstry, Chris Arthritis Foundation. Although no goal Bed Race, held in September. Five beds, each with four racers and Kelley and Jett Hayden. was set for this year's walk-a-thon, the sororities would like to see at least $10,000 raised. This is Ihe first year the Panhellenic Professor tests class with charity project Council ha.s sponsored t walk-a-thon. By Kim Doyle Naples said the last part ofthe state­ • Marquette Tribune ment i.s facetious and acknowledged his Marquette U., Wl idea is not university policy. "I will not use my position as a profes­ Talking newspapers ... ta only time Students in (iregory Naples' business sor to sway students," he said. "I im­ most people hear a neievsrjaper is when il thumps law classes learn more than just the agine there are students who do not like againsl lhe Ironl door But tor those will) Ihe nqhl equipment lhe New York limes, the Chnslian liabilities and assets of the corporate this idea. world. Science Momlni and Ihe lamed lillei and loilei "I am not on a crusade or anything. I among others, are voices on Ihe radio Ihe voices They learn what it means to feed the am reminding students that this is a are those ol aboul 150 volunteer broadcasters, hungry. Jesuit university and that they have a including several II ol Kansas studenls. who read For the past two years, Naples, an responsibility to their fellow man, as books, magazines, grocery ads and newspapers tor Ihe Kansas Audio Header Network (ARN). a assistant prolessor of accounting, has well as their stockholders." closed circuit radio service tor visually impaired encouraged students in his classes to Naples said he stresses the food drive people in Kansas A special radio receiver is needed in order lo hear Ihe broadcasls ARN loans donate non-perishable food items before Gregory Naples because he feels business students have each exam. an image of not being concerned with Ihe receivers, valued al $80. al no charge lo people who quality Ihe service received aboul $230,000 All contributions are given to Cam­ Ministry. their communities. He said the food Ihis year Irom Ihe stale Ihrough Ihe university and pus Ministry, which distributes the food "This is wholly voluntary," the course drive proves this is not the case. aboul $30,000 Irom pnvale donations We read to local pantries. Class donations are syllabus states. "It will have absolutely "I think it's a good policy," said David current bestsellers and periodicals so lhal out usually given to the Milwaukee Hunger no bearing on your grade. But you will Born, a junior majoring in business. listeners can discuss them with their friends just like anyone else,' said David Andrews, director ot Task Force, according to Stephanie not get an examination answer sheet "You have an obligation to people any­ Ihe network •Jay A Cohen, The Uni Russell, assistant director of Campus absent a contribution." way, and he just reminds you of that." versity Ikuly Kansan. U. of Kansas

Logans Run Standley. a junior who ran in this year's run along with 47 others. Continued From Page 16 Preparations begin one month after the previous year's run. After a date is runners complete two-mile legs at a confirmed, committees need to be Wake Forest University time until they finish 10 miles. In the formed, runners recruited, donations past, however, some runners have com­ solicited, T-shirts designed, publicity .. .a dl Www il i-huiil ui UmiMJiL pleted as many as 24 mile:- sought and fund-raisers planned. • •••»• wfwfW-*e_Mf« "W> W*mT^_W9 **S_F» •SflrinBfit Past donations have he.ped buy a After the initial planning, organizers whirlpool, an electrocardiograph, an must secure permits from the Virginia electric muscle stimulator and an in- Department of Transportation, police WAKE FOREST hed scale. Last year's donations, which escorts and parade permits. set a Logan's Run record by raising "It's been hectic," said Koko Ryerson, •Sunt $10,000, were used to buy a neo-natal co-chair of this year's event. "Some care unit. This year's goal will be to things that most people would never raise money for the purchase of a port­ think of still need to be done. MBA •Ctoee stutonMaoufty relation. able heart monitor and to help the hos­ "It's amazing that so many different • Integrated curriculum pital's new cancer research center. Most people can come together so closely in of the money comes from donations just one night. People don't realize just For more intormation call tod-tree: (MO) 722-1132 or write: gathered by the runners themselves. how much fun it is until they get out and James Gamear PtaszynaW, Admission* Director, Waka F-oraat MBA, "It's a way for the students of JMU to do it. Even getting out of an escort van 7659 ReynoWa Station, VWnston-Satom, NC 27109 (•*»•) 701-M22 give something hack to the Harrison­ at 2:30 in the morning — in the rain — burg i Va. i community," said Brian can be fun," Ryerson said. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 a Dollars And Sense U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 19

SCIENCE & TECH Engineering students design car from junk for competition

By Katie Thomason competition in which students produce • Collegiate Times a "formula-style prototype" intended for Virginia Polytechnic State U. the non-professional weekend racer. The cars must be built for high perform­ "Getty," an automobile constructed ance, yet remain inexpensive, easy to by Virginia Tech students, will compete maintain and reliable. in its second event this spring at the "A good car is not the sum of its parts Formula Society of Automotive En­ but the geometry used in its assembly," gineers (SAE) competition in San Anto­ said Curtis Jacobson, Tech's Formula nio, Texas. SAE project chairman. Students in the Society of Automotive Engineers chapter at Virginia Polytechnic Stale U. The Tech SAE chapter built the Judged in categories such as static designed and constructed their car, "Gerty, comprised ol junked parts costing $1,500. $1,500 car from junked parts using and engineering design, solo perform­ to be in contention for second place in Currently, the club has obtained sever­ knowledge of engineering, computer ance and high performance endurance, the Formula SAE competition. The en­ al corporate sponsors, including science and accounting to make it suc­ a total of 1,000 points can be achieved gine failure moved the car to 10th place Goodyear and Valvoline. cessful against cars that cost $10,000 to with a top score in every event. in the standings. "We hope to finish first or second in build. Until the engine "cooked" in last This year, the organization will enter every category except fuel consump­ Formula SAE is a national design year's competition, the car was reported an additional car, "Tweak," in the event. tion," Jacobson said. Trio finds galaxy to be 15 billion light years away How to stand out By Dan Casey • The Daily Californian U. of California, Berkeley A U. of California, Berkeley, astro­ nomer, Will van Breugal, and two col­ leagues have discovered what they be­ inacrowd. lieve to be the world's farthest galaxy ever detected — 15 billion light years ,*^a" from Earth. MCniCAN EXPRESS "We are finally getting a clear picture ' ofthe beginnings of our universe," said van Breugal. "We have found some­ thing as improbable as a needle in a haystack." **f^_m Van Breugal's colleagues are Ken Chambers, a graduate student in TTie American Express* Card gets an outstanding welcome astrophysics at Johns Hopkins U, Md., virtually anywhere you shop, whether it's for a leather jacket and George Miley, an astronomy profes­ or a leather-bound classic Whether you're bound for a bookstore or a beach in Bermuda. So (luring college sor at Leiden U. in the Netherlands. and after, its the perfefict way to pay for just about The astronomers first detected the everything you'll want. new constellation, labeled "galaxy 4041.17," in 1986. The trio used 27 How to get the Card now. different telescopes, totaling more than College is the firsl sign of success, And because we 20 miles in diameter, "... to sketch a believe in your potential, we've maede it esasier map of powerful jets of radio emissions to get the American Express Card right now that we believe are coming from a black Whether you're a freshman, senior or hole at the center ofthe galaxy," Cham­ grad student, look into our new automatic bers said. approval offers, for details, pick up an application on campus But it wasn't until earlier this year Or call 1-800-THE-CAR1) and ask for that the team of astronomers visually a student application observed a fuzzy object that matched The American Express Card. the radio emissions from 4C41.17. Don't l>eave School Without IIs" Then, using an optical color spectrum ut the galaxy's light emission lines, they calculated its distance from Earth. Van Breugal said they estimate the galaxy's birth to be only a few billion wars after the alleged Big Bang, which may question the authenticity ofthe Big Hang theory.

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CAREERS Job opportunities exist in liberal arts U.S. students enter work force while foreign engineers opt for grad school despite negative stigmas for majors ited States. The statistic is low de­ By Suzanne Slagle By Mandy Mikulencak rolled in the college this semester, while spite ceilings imposed by several • The Battalion a The Dally Beacon major research universities on the Texas A&M U. nearly 300 have transferred into the U. of TennessM school. number of foreign graduate stu­ Students who choose liberal arts ma­ "The job market is only limited to American students who earn dents admitted. jors are often plagued by an unspoken those who believe it's limited. It all de­ bachelor's degrees in science and "Many foreign students are not stigma. pends on how creative and determined engineering are increasingly choos­ proficient with the English lan­ Underlying this stigma is the clear- you are when looking for a job," said Dr. ing to go directly into the work guage and many of them end up in cut image of limited job opportunities Larry Hill, head ofthe history depart­ force, and very few are returning to the teaching field," Grecco said. open to people with bachelor's degrees ment. graduate school, according to Wil­ According to Stanford Penner, liam Grecco, associate dean of the in philosophy, sociology, anthropology .Senior Jana Witt changed her major the low number of Americans school of engineering at the U. of studying engineering is alarming and other liberal arts studies. This often from marketing to speech communica­ Tennessee. results in the misconception that these tions, a switch she said she hasn't re­ because foreign-born students may degrees have little application in the gretted. The number of American citizens not be eligible for classified work by real world without master's or docto­ "I'm very interested in writing in Ph.D. programs in engineering the U.S. Department of Defense. rates to back them up. speeches and lobbying," she said, "and I remains about 40 percent, accord­ Grecco, though, said the number Kut the popularity of liberal arts de­ think a speech communications degree ing to a report issued this spring by of Americans in .graduate programs grees may be rising, at least at Texas would work for either. I think it was a the National Research Council on fluctuates according to the job foreign-born engineers in the Un­ A&M U. More than 1,000 freshmen en- good move." market.

IN THE CLASSROOM Class demonstrates Panasonic introduces more typewriter finer points about than you may ever need. home brewing beer in store .ind ri'ir i By Jeffrey L. Jones • The Battalion Texas A&M U. thi ' -jell slu ation 'tee must Aft /pe' ante ' ' ll While many students consider themselves masters at the art of drinking beer, one Texas A&M U. Ace u-Speli P!us spe graduate believes most have conee ts * ,;>• • and me- bv si:annmq ,i i <"' I I it •( ause imal NiCad beittety much to learn. wu'il • ' liieiin : ' Richard Malloy said he hopes of you' own If there ', , the home brewing class he thp i hnIIIIInI es and thethon rpplai es Hie' misspelled wind usl I hi' I 'anasonu KX teaches will broaden his students' by hlttimj Ihe I (eplue.e • Key Allei (lit If I wold pun esSIIK] knowledge and respect for beer. features like Word Search and Wind Wrap make if easy Ihe first time And the the typewntei "The main emphasis of the class is to rewrite and edit, even in mid-sentence With l.'h ol not only to teach people how to brew beer but to teach them to be responsible drinkers and appreci­ ate what a quality beer is." Panasonic In the class, Malloy plans to stsliqhtlv ahead of out time present different aspects of brew­ ing and, in addition to actual de­ monstrations, will bring in guest speakers, including the president of Shiner Beer. Malloy, who started brewing his own beer eight years ago, said home brewing is not designed with economical reasons in mind: "Most ofthe beers you can find — Milwaukee's Best, Schlitz, — can be obtained almost cheaper than you can brew your own. So if your goal is to make something to match an American light lager you are really shortchanging yourself." Aocu-Spell .PhM" Boosting your sell-image ... uoie ihan 70 sludenls are taming ho* lo gel motivated and lo build a positive sell-image by taking a course on promotional strategies al Kansas Stale U Ibis tall The class concentrates on maintaining ,i winning altitude and positive values "I leel conlidenl that our sludenls have the technical knowledge lo be a success on Ihe |0b, bul there's a need lor a block ol philosophy and psychology on leadership in the work place," class msliuclor Richard Burke said • Jndy Hundley, Kan sas Stale Collegian. Kansas State U. • •• Making music wilh computers ... l.omputeis and electronic devices are making waves in the U ol Colorado School ol Music Some music theory sludents are required lo use lhe programs, which reinlorce sludenls learning based on mistakes Tbe progiams are hooked up lo Musical Instrument Digital Inlerlace devices 30-character Quick Erase Auto-Column Six-page called MIUIs that mimic radio Ireguencies LCD Display with Text Memory with MIDIs allow usets lo replay a note Ihey wanl to team Because ol tbe new technology, a course 3-digit counter editing capabilities lilled lleclromc Music is being laughl Ibis tf.ll • Hill Marmie, Colorado l)aily, U. ot Spelling programs developed and copyrighted by Houghlon Miflten Ceampany, publisliers ol The American Homage Dictionary Colorado 22 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Dollars And Sense • NOVEMBER DECEMBER 1988 ENTREPRENEUR NEWS Finally, a servicefor al l Videoccasions' Center answers By Christopher Kientz • Round Up New Mexico State U. entrepreneurs' "I don't care about After eight years of work as ;i welder, getting rich. I'm more dreams, goals health club manager, social worker, interested in having substitute teacher and traveler. Dan the control of my life By Sherri Roberts Lihosit has decided to settle down. and business. Of lie also decided he doesn't want to • The Battalion course making the Texas A&M U. work for anyone else again. He wants to be his own boss. money is also Steven Jobs. Debbi Fields and Lihosit. a psychology major at New important, but not Levi Strauss — if their names Mexico State V.. got tired of being a most important." aren't familiar, their innovative blue-Collar worker, so he went into busi­ product ideas certainly are. The ness fiir himself. — Student trio, respectively, were in­ Since March 19H7. l.ihosit has been strumental in bringing Apple Dan Lihosit the owner of a new business called. computers, Mrs. Field's cookies (right) "Live Videoccasions." a production com­ and Levi's blue jeans into the pany that makes custom video produc­ market. tion! of almost any kind. iintl from that point on I knew what Mnri with a future, hut I didn't expect thi Now, the College of Business "For example." Lihosit said, "we can of business I wanted to go into," he said. kind of success that I've encountered Administration at Texas A&M U. make I 'Videogram' (• videotaped mes­ Milt Lihosit said he isn't just in­ This company will get me througi plans to help similar dreams come sage i lo send In friends or family instead terested in making money. school and give me a chance for exli true for aspiring entrepreneurs of! dull letter. We just lilm in the com­ "1 don't care about getting rich," he income once I graduate. through its newly created Center fort of your own home, or anywhere you said "I'm more interested in having the "I would suggest people give it a try for Entrepreneurship and New would like." cunt nil of my life and business. Of Lihosit said about entrepreneurslni Venture Management (CENVM). The idea for the video company came course making the money is also impor­ "lint right now the market is saturated Established to develop, re­ to Lihosit when he was filming and tant, hut not most important." Everyone realized how good the vide search and exchange information traveling tin the West Coast. Lihosit has made B steady profit and business is." about entrepreneurship, the "I met l man filming warships in San ha.s even expanded his company to in­ Lihosit offers his Videoccasion sei CENVM opened its doors Sept. 1. DiegO wilh a video camera. I was clude a production unit for educational vices to students for weddings, parti. Duke Hobbs, director ofthe cen­ amazed by the ease in which he filmed productions. sports, school events, and other ticca ter, said one of the goals is to the scene. I asked him if I could try it out "I always knew thai it was a business sinns further develop the entrep­ reneurship curriculum offered at SCHOLARSHIPS the school. Possible course topics include business planning and Without loans, students start organization, setting up basic Author details accounting and financing and own businesses, success stories conducting a patent search. top 10 wacky The center, which will sponsor By Karmen Pfeiffer visiting executives to speak on en­ • Dakota Sludenl trepreneurial topics, is exploring U. of North Dakota scholarships the opportunity to develop a curri­ culum in conjunction with the Who says you need I business degree By Tom Foster College of Engineering geared to­ to own your own business'.' Definitely • The Gateway ward the entrepreneurship of not several U of North Dakota (UND) U. of Nebraska, Omaha technically oriented students. students. If government cutbacks for • •• Entrepreneurs may find that a busi­ ness degree opens doors I little faster. financial aid have angered or sad­ Solving computer dilemmas ... Jim but nothing brings success to them dened you, Dan Cassidy may be Youll, a 1988 Bowling Green Stale U graduate has created his o«n computer consulting busi­ more than hard work, determination able to help. ness called The Ansvier Factory" Youll's compu- and a belief in what they're doing. Cassidy, the president and lei business solves problems, sells hardware and • Dnve Kadman opened Ins jewelry founder of the National Scho­ software and sets'up networks In college, he larship Research Service, has seived as systems analyst lor his college news store earlier this year. "At first it was paper Youll said he has always been intrigued by very tough to make a go of it," he said. To written three books on scho­ computers They are veiy diveise and inter fund his store, he did not receive any larships and is considered one of changeable You are in chaige ol whal they do, and outside loans or grants, but instead the world's authorities on private Ihe possibilities are always limitless a Cheryl worked "over full-time" ;is a restaurant /..'mo. The BC News, hemline, (iree'n sector funding for college educa­ Hti.l,' IJ..OH manager while finding time on the side tion. • •• to support what lie calls Ins hobby Cassidy has compiled the top 10 most unusual scholarships for Late-night pizzas ottered ... Bob Foster. making and selling original jewel**) a ^.-year-old business administration senior al •The Kunk Chic Boutique, owned 1988. Here are the top three: WichilaSlateU hasopenedalate night pizza hy and operated by I'NI) graduates. Dan • 1. The David Utter**** Tele­ Student entrepreneur Dave Badman oper­ lhe slice company called Drago's Pizza Drago s Thralow and Kal Diepolder, is another com inunnations Scholarship ates his own jewelry store is open liom 9 pin lo 230am and serves liecl success story. Like Hadman. they Only creative undergraduate and peppeiom pizza He started his business alter opened their store earlier this year juniors at the talk show host's seeing the popularity ol similar restaurants in Dan Austin began selling and market­ olhei cities Alter trying oul 15 recipes and culling without grants or loans, mainly because ings homemade brand of mustard. The alma mater. Ball State U., Ind., through red tape. Foslei said he spent twice as it's a "lot tougher to get a bank loan at a pair is still going strung. They, too, be­ are eligible. much as the $5,000 he had originally hoped would young age." gan their venture without the benefits • 2. Harvard Radcliffe Scho­ be the busmess's start up cost "The way I look al • In the Sept. 19KK issue of li. The of loans or grants. "We found a lot of larships. Available only to those it some people buy a new car, I bought a pizza place aMark l/eC.raffi'nreid. The National College Newspaper, it was re­ things out there, but nothing for our with one of seven certain last Sunflower, Wichita State U., KS ported that students Dave Saggau and business," Saggau said. names. • .3. G.J. Deppen and Voris Au- ten Teetotaling Non-Athletic wcu ST_V_- THIS is IT, THe LAST Time Sr*S'LL THC LAST Ti*\e Stlc'LL HAS4_ THE L**n Time yr'ii Scholarship Fund This award, Ositz LAST S£JH£Sien RCGisten rceciAsses THE EXCrTE/HefT Of UIOKinV HAle TO P/iy**-35» f<#Wlt*D TO OUR. Fi/Kr Oil f-OR /) S^AS/lt-L TRSJf offered at Bucknell U. Pa., i.s for orcass... ' P*VeK tifie ye. I those who graduate from Mt. Car­ mel High School in Pennsylvania. Don't mention any high school keggers when you apply for this one. U. of Nebraska, Omaha, has its fair share of odd scholarships. The Gundmundsen Scholarship awards $500 to a graduate of a high school in the sandhills of Nebraska. Or win the University Orchestra concerto competition and get a quick $.50. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Dollars And Sense U. THE NATIONAL COLIFCiE NEWSPAPER 23

BUSINESS BRIEFS little android! All I want is a lousy loan! Burgard Stop raking me over and tell me what I Bob Hope gives $10,000 to school be established in College Station. Texas, thanks lo a can do to get it! Continued From Page 16 . .. Native Ohioan and comedian Boh Hope has giant Irom Ihe National Science Foundation (NSH He squirms and, if only for a moment, i nulritiuled $10,000 lo Ihe endowment lund in sup The loiindalion awarded more Ihan $28 million over as well as a little kinky. I can derive some satisfaction in know­ pod ol Ihe Dorothy and Lillian Gish Ihealer at Ihe nexl live years lo Texas A8.M U lo sponsor lhe "So how do I get these forms and ing that I have caused him to lose some construction ol Ihe Engineering Research Center lor Howling Green Stale IJ Ihe money will be used tor of his smug composure. students lo sludy lilm Hope, who received an honor Ollshore Technology The center will begin its re­ when do you need them?" •ny doclorale ol humanilies Irom Ihe school in 1969. search by idenlilying critical technological needs in By now the man ha.s heard my puffed But the moment i.s only fleeting He never worked wilh Lillian Gish bul always admired Ihe indusliy and developing melhods lo meet them up posture being punctured repeatedly. clears his throat and says, "I suppose I Imi work, according lo Dwighl Burlinpme. vice Dr Y K Jack Lou, a civil and ocean engineering He smells victory, and he moves in for should expect that behavior from inesidenl ol univeisily relations • Karen Mil­ prolessor, will be Ihe associate director ol the center the kill. amateur bureaucrats like you." ler, The BG News, Bowling Green State Protected dale loi Ihe building's completion and O., OH center's operation is Spring 1990 • Kathleen "Well, I would love to help you," he I am exhausted, unable to retaliate. • •• Reilly, The Battalion. Texas A&M IJ. says, his voice sugarcoated as I feel He has won, and we both know it. The Professor gets $500,000 grant ... A pangs of nausea. "But in order to saccharine smile returns, as he tells me SbOO.OOO granl liom Ihe Bristol Myers Company lor achieve maximum efficiency — a condi­ to come back tomorrow. Only this time. cancer research will soon be used al Ihe U ol Tuition decreased by 6 percent ... tion desirable to both you and The (Jffice I must bring a passport, tax return Nebiaska. Omaha. Medical Center, accoidmg lo Dr A budget plan approved two months ago hy Ihe Ohio — you need to return the forms by S p.m. statements and a note from my mother. Alan Eastman, who said Ihe gianl will be used Board ol Regents will deciease students' share of Since it i.s now 4:45 p.m. and Station 17 specilically lo continue researcho n Ihe resiliency ol I am numb, devoid of emotion. tuition cosls at stale universities ovei a two yeai will be closed by the time you finish cancel lighting drugs Of 238 applicants lot granl period from 41 to 35 percent The budget, expected "Very well." I croak. money lo Ihe corporation, f astman was one ol 27 lo lo cost Ihe slate $3 3 billion, is part ol a master plan filling them out, it is hardly feasible you I return the next day. The man is receive funding •Kiel. Cummings, The lo move Ohio toward a lust-rale system ol higher will achieve maximum efficiency " there, with the same painted smile tltileway, U. (if Nebraska, Omaha education The budget must be approved by state I am passed the bewildered stage. I "Good morning. How may I help'.'" • •• legislators, including Ihe governor "Amy Bur­ am now in the pissed off stage. Bob Seger was wrong. I don't feel like kett, The BO News. Bowling (Jreen NSF donates $28 million ... the only I salute him with the international a number. ollshoie technology centei in the United Stales will State U . OH gesture and yell, "Listen, you twisted I feel like R2D2 Challenge

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of $600,000 brokerage accounts to buy and sell real stocks in an effort to maxi­ mize the values of their portfolios. J0* "Across the country, every state is signed up for the competition, and we're very excited about that," said Lisa Nol- let, director of marketing for the Chal­ lenge. The event is unique, she said, because a full-service brokerage firm will handle all of the trading activity and provide human assistance through­ out the event. By dialing a toll-free HOO line, partici­ pants can start investing with brokers at a fully automated trading desk. Trades are based on iip-lo-the-niinule stock quotes beamed by satellite from the exchanges in New York. "We have been taking literally thousands of phone calls until 11 o'clock at night," Nollet said. Players will be mailed a personal three-page account statement and newsletter at the end of each month. Recent riesearch* has The statement will provide an account proven what skiers have long summary, a record of transactions, a known.. .Vuarnet sunglasses complete listing of portfolio holdings improve performance. And and current account valuations. A rank­ Vuarnet Skilynx, the first ings section will show how each partici­ lenses designed to battle pant fared against others. strong glare on the mountain, are still the best. "I think it's a great opportunity for Vuarnet Skilynx provide students to get the experience without sharp contrast and heightened putting their own money on the line," deptn perception in a sport said Janet [_M, president ofthe Finance where obstacles are easily Club. obscured by blinding snow The top students at each school will glare. Quality eye protection receive an engraved plaque and a cer­ so you can perform better. All tificate listing them as a record holder Vuarnet sunglasses are backed at their college or university. Students by a lifetime guarantee** who double the value of their account Write for information: will become a member of the Mil­ Vuarnet-France lionaires' Club. 1550 East Franklin Avenue "Students who are able to amass El Segundo, CA 90245 $500,000 will be given awards and their l\ ,et Maryland, Ml names will be kept on a roster of the 'eeje'/i'lr informalum Millionaires' Club. It is phenomenal for a student to achieve this," Nollet said. The top 10 players will be flown with guests to New York ('ity and honored at an awards ceremony where they will each receive a cash prize of $25,000. While there, they will tour the New York Stock Exchange and receive a week-long trip to the Bahamas, among other prizes. Winners are getting a 119,000 percent return on their money, Nollel said. tl ' V itty- The event is open to college students at two- and four-year accredited col­ leges and universities. The competition is limited lo the first 25,000 who apply. Dollars And Sense • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 24 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Judges praise student journalists' great writing, meticulous reporting

An outstanding aeries of investigative stories on a college president's abuse of funds has won Mark Fischenich the U./American Express Col­ lege Journalist of the Year Award. Fischenich, a graduate ofthe U. of Minneso­ ta, Twin Cities, now a reporter for the Marshall ANNOUNCES Independent, wrote the series while a reporter the WINNER in the at The Minnesota Daily. Anne Kevlin, a jour­ nalism graduate of the U. of Iowa, now a law student, took second place for an in-depth arti­ cle on AIDS and its impact on the college cam­ College Journalist pus which appeared in The Daily lowan. Judy L. Lundstrom, former editor of Kansas State U.'s Collegian, who is now I writer for the Wivhita Eagle-Beacon, won third place for re­ Mark Fischenich: 1988s College porting on a water contamination cover-up Journalist of the Year. "Crisp, of the Year Award near her campus. objective and direct." Sponsored by American Express The national competition was entered by hundreds of college journalists. Presented by CM A/ AC P The judges were Everette E. Dennis, execu­ Awarded by a panel of respected journalism professionals to tive director ofthe Gannett ('enter for Media Studies at Columbia U., N.Y, Ronald E. John­ an outstanding student journalist for excellence in reporting son, chairman of College Media Advisers and writing in a subject of vital importance to the campus (CMAl Non-Daily Newspaper Committee and community and for commitment to the highest standards of director of journalism at Fort Hays State U., journalism. Kan., Jack I). I_)ftis, vice-president and editor of the Houston Chronicle, David Nelson, chair­ JOURNALIST OF THE YEAR man of CMA Daily Newspaper Committee and news sequence head, Southwest Texas State AWARD — $5000 U, Tom He el ie ii k i executive director Associated Collegiate Press (ACP), and Sheena Paterson- Mark Fischenich Berwick, president of The American Collegiate U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities Network and publisher of (/. Anne Kevlin: Second Prize. Mmm'stita Daih Commenting on Fischenich's work. Dr Nel­ "Sensitive, thorough and artistic in expression." 1st RUNNER UP $1000 2nd RUNNER UP $500 son wrote: "This is not just college journalism at its best, it's journalism at its best." Dr. Dennis Anne Kevlin Judy I.. I eiieel-lieeiie described the story about cost overruns at the U. of Iowa Kansas State U. president's residence as "rigorously researched The Daily lowan Kansas Slate Collegian and fairly reported, lt had great impact, lead­ ing first to investigations and eventually to the HONORABLE MENTIONS resignation of the university president." Dr. Johnson said Fischenich's story represented "a foremost public service of a student publication Lynn Child*, U. of Alaska, Ancorage, IIAA Voice — informing its audience. . ofthe use of public Heron L. Johnson, Kansas State U., Kansas Slate Collegian funds." Kevin James Messick, U. tif California, 1-os Angeles. UCLA Daily Bruin •leff 1) Opdyke, Louisiana State U., The Daily Reveille Kevlin was praised by Loftis for handling a Margaret Taormina, California State IJ., l_is Angles, University Times sensitive story about an AIDS-infected profes­ David P. Willis Jr., Rutgers U„ N.J., The Daily Targum sor with restraint and without omissions. He Noel K. WiUon, U, of California, Davis, The California Aggie called the AIDS special section "comprehensive and readable." Rolnicki said Lundstrom's stories, which led Cards to a landfill site being closed, showed "how a Judy L. Lundstrom: Third Prize. reporter has to dig to get to the real story. The "A maslertul wordsmith." pieces show excellent use of quotes to humanize a complex topic." Editorial Fellowships We are now accepting applications for the 1989-90 Applications must include the application form, Editorial Fellowship Program. academic transcript, five byline newspaper clips, a letter not exceeding 600 words from the candidate THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Four fellowships will be awarded to experienced describing his or her potential contribution to U. editors from American Collegiate Network member and two letters of recommendation from any ofthe newspapers who have at least two years of college following persons: media adviser, publication man­ newspaper experience, one year as an editor, and a College ager, journalism/English professor or other faculty minimum senior status* or bachelor's degree. member, SPJ,SI)X chapter adviser, or internship Journalism Fellowship recipients will work at the editorial supervisor. Recommendations should indicate rela­ offices of U. The National College Newspaper in tionship to candidate and candidate's ability to edit Foundation Santa Monica, CA from July 24, 1989 to March 30, and to work as a team member. 1990. Fellows will select articles and illustrations from member newspapers, copy edit, write head­ Please send completed application materials to: Fellowships lines, and design pages. Fellows will receive a week­ Sheena Paterson-Berwick, Publisher ly stipend and housing accommodations. Fellowships, U. The National College Newspaper Applications for the 1989-90 prog­ 3110 Main Street, Santa Monica, CA 90405 ram must be received by Jan. 6, Application forms are available from the media Phone: 213-4,50-2921 1989. Awards will be announced adviser and editor of each American Collegiate Net­ by Feb. 10, 1989. work member newspaper. •Candidates for the 19H9-90 Fellowships must have a mini­ mum senior status as of June 81, 1989. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Student Body U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 25

SPORTS HEALTH FITNESS RECREATION Trying to cope Through the nose A female first Marathon men A new U. of Colorado Inhalants remain well Washington State U. Basketball fanatics at program helps some behind the front lines of the hires its first female Brigham Young U. play one athletes adjust to Boulder. war on drugs. football trainers. for the books. Page 27 Page 29 Page 30 Page 30 Who's Tickets?

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PHOTOGRAPHS tt T0S0 costs a DALY OW«N. U OF future By Stephen Guilfoyle most other campuses, is that those tick­ • The Gamecock Thafs the question some ets come out of the student allocation. U. of South Carolina frustrated students ask In addition to 730 already reserved By Chuck Green An early season football game at U. of when they can't get tickets tickets, the ticket office had validated a Daily Nebraskan .South Carolina (USC) left some USC 1,375 student tickets for non-studerts' U. of Nebraska, Lincoln students frustrated from the increasing to see their own teams. use, meaning more than 2,000 non- students will see the game with student Betting on a favorite team, horse unavailability of student tickets at their school. tickets — another common problem at or dog is fun, exciting and reward­ 1,400 tickets are taken right off the top bigger universities. ing — as long as you're winning. Monique Jones, a USC senior, said students shouldn't have to worry about for special interests. There are problems with the process, But for at least one student, Those tickets go to such groups as especially for big games, said Dennis gambling ruined his career at the getting tickets to their school's games like they did when tickets became student government, scholarship Pruitt, vice president of student affairs. II of Nebraska, Lincoln. Maybe athletes, prospects, handicapped stu­ "The problem is the honest students even more. scarce for the USC-Georgia game. "It's unfair and unjust," she said. "After all, dents and the Department of Student suffer and the dishonest students It was Oct. 3,1987. It was a cool, Affairs. The problem at USC, and on prosper." sunny day in Lincoln, not the type we are students, they know how many students go here, there's no reason they of day that hinted of impending dis­ GETTING TOUGH ABOUT TICKETS aster. But it was a day Jim (not his should run out." It's a common problem at many major real name) will never forget. Not tlMP'M subm ... A newty im- grtwn ground on the fVdue u. looetMl program . . . — ___^__, u.w^^ ih-. - _. even if he wants to. universities who have recruits, boosters (MUMMD DeW! On nCeell SCSJHfly m im [__1e_ U., m no flwy lorae ni unmnn). UF poem m un or and other alumni who want tickets. lend., is nwMtdeno tor security offlecjais ttwrs. FeDurlaen On that day, Jim lost over e-tsMbuting Iree kxKbill tickets lo sludents next Those tickets have to come from some­ underciMr agents, a combmatton ol Noire Ome $40,000 betting football games. season. Although full-time undergraduate studenls Security and city and county police oHIcers. patiol where, and the students' tickets are a cor*ibule'*S per semeslerlotliealhletlc program in "It was the single most disastr­ me campus l

Quarterbacks lead in 1988s .. Hunt for the Heisman Bruin offense 'Sweet Peete9 airing it out gives Trojans with Aikman extra offense By Steve Price By Darryn James • Daily Troian • Daily Troian U. of Southern California U. of Southern California The cream is beginning to separate in With almost every major school in the the race for the Heisman Trophy, and IJ. nation touting a Heisman Trophy of California, Los Angeles quarterback candidate, it's hard to tell who really Troy Aikman is rising to the top. has a legitimate shot at college foot- ball'l highest award. Aikman, who finished second last But there is one player who everyone season in passing efficiency, has picked agrees will be sitting in New York's up where he left till'against a schedule Downtown Athletic Club at the end of that includes tough teams like Nebras­ the year when the Heisman will be ka as well as some patsy offensive- given out. si at istic-boosting schools like San That player is U. of Southern Califor­ Diego State and California State. Long nia (USCl quarterback Rodney Peete. Beach. Can Troy Aikman (above) on lo Rodney Peete will battle it out with No, not running back. Quarterback Nonetheless. Aikman is a proven take the Heisman? Aikman In a California showdown That's right. USC, home of four Heis­ quarterback. So far this season, he's man Trophy running hacks, ha.s a quar­ been able to cut down on his intercep­ terback in the Heisman race. tions and has also managed to avoid the Known for decades as the school of sack, something that ate him alive last student body right, USC is now known season. as the school ofthe 40-yard bomb. The Aikman came to UCLA in 1986 as a transition in USC's offense wasn't just transfer student from Oklahoma after random chance — it was all Peete. Head Coach Harry Switzer switched his "Even though USC has been known offense to the wishbone and put Jamelle for its running game for years. I wasn't Holieway in charge of running it. Holie­ way was a hit and Alknian's lilies were worried to come here." Peete said. "I packed. knew 1 would get an opportunity to throw the ball." UCLA Coach Terry Donahue must Once Peete started throwing the ball, have thought he was dreaming when he couldn't stop. The coaches wouldn't Aikman showed up at his doorstep and Barry Sanders runs into the Heisman spotlight al Oklahoma Slate. let him. asked if he could be a Bruin "Every year you get more and more mature at this position," Peete said. "Troy is the best quarterback we A pair of West Coast quarterbacks were the "It's easy for a young quarterback to go could ever hope to have," Donahue said. early favorites, but they'll have plenty of into the tank. "He ha.s all ofthe ability in the world to "But I am able to put mistakes behind be a great player — he has the size, he company at New York's Downtown Athletic me because I know I'm a good quarter­ has tremendous arm strength, he has Club when the Heisman Trophy is presented back." courage and intelligence. He really has Come Heisman time, the country will it all." to the country's best football player. (ind out just how good.

IN ANO OUT OF CONTENTION THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER HEISMAN HUNT

Braggin on Barry ... Al lhe beginning ol lhe go oul and win God has given me the latent and Tm season. Oklahoma Stale s Bairy Sandeis vws a mere iust trying to use it the best lhal I can" Said OSU speck on Ihe Heisman hoiuon. Now. Sandeis is a head coach Pal Jones, He s as unsellish as any 5-8. 200 pound edilice lhal UCLA's Tray Aikman human being ever I Ihink il there were any questions 1. TROY AIKMAN, qb, UCLA, senior and Rodney Peele will have lo keep in Ihe back­ aboul how good he is against quality competition, he ground lo lake home Ihe liophy He is Ihe only answered Ihem against Nebiaska He had 189 yaids 2. RODNEY PEETE, qb, USC, senior peison in Ihe Big Eighl Conference lo ty named and could have had 200 had we kepi him oul there 3. BARRY SANDERS, rb, Oklahoma State, junior Ollensive Playet ol Ihe Week more Ihan 'liree limes Some ol the besi things said aboul Sanders came in a season Nol even loimei Big Eignl Heisman tram Ihe Cowboys in-state rival. Oklahoma head 4. STEVE WALSH, qb, Miami, senior wmneis Billy Simms and Mike Rozier did lhat Bul coach Bany Switzer when he said, "Barry Sandeis is Ihe ama/ing thing aboul Sanders is lhal he said he the best college player in America and ought to be 5. SAMMIE SMITH, rb, Florida State, junior the favonle lor Ihe Heisman Tiophy "aKyle New­ doesn'l care one bil aboul winning Ihe Heisman U.'s Contributing Editors: Dave Sottile, The Daily Collegian. Pennsylvania kirk, The Daily O'Collegian. Oklahoma They can give it lo Ihe man in Ihe moon lot all I care State U.; .loe Kacik. The Daily Athenueum, West Virginia II.; Steve Davis, The II doesn'l even matter" said lhe lunior trom Wichita. State U. Daily Texan, U. of Texan, Austin; Scott Rabalais, The Dally Reveille, Louisluna Kan. "I just have to keep working hard and trying lo State V.; Brent Woods, The Daily lowan, IJ. of Iowa; Tony Pettis, The Crimson White. U. of Alabama. Tuscaloosa; Tom Norman, The Daily Universe. Brigham Young U. (UTl; Cameron Maekey. The Stanford Daily. Stanford IJ. (CA); Adam There are plenty of players who've been in and out of Heis­ Schrager, The Michigan Daily. U of Michigan, Ann Arbor. Jeihn Terry, The Okla man contention. Below is a brief list of other contenders. homa Daily. LI. of Oklahoma

Emmitt Smith, rb, Florida • Jamelle Holieway, qb, Oklahoma Tom Hodson, qb, LSU • Blair Thomas, rb, Penn State Can Aikman outlast the rest? Chuck Hartlieb, qb, Iowa • Major Harris, qb, Wert Virginia In compiling the U. The National players most often in the national Deion Sanders, db, Florida State • Tony Rice, qb, Notre Dame College Newspaper Heisman Hunt, spotlight and understand the game Steve Taylor, qb, Nebraska • Timm Rosenbach, qb, (/. chose college sport.s editors and from an on-campus perspective. Eric Metcalf, rb, Texas Washington State writers from the nation's major This poll shows who is winning the Bobby Humphrey, rb, Alabama • Tim Worley, rb, Georgia conferences to get a cross-section of race for the 1988 Heisman Trophy. collegiate opinion. Todd Ellis, qb, South Carolina • Eric Jones, oh, Vanderbilt Quarterbacks were in the major Lawyer Tillman, wr. Auburn They see the country's top teams in action, know the coaches and See HEISMAN, Page 27 EMBER/DECEMBER 1988 • Student Body U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 27

• • A! Heisman 'rogram eases tension by ; HH athletes Continued From Page 26 ity, with a pair of L.os Angeles guns lead­ •y Kevin Blocker --Theberaeeficiarieeafthia program ing the way. Troy Aikman was the over­ Colorado DaHy whelming pick, leading UCLA to an im­ i of Colorado will be thie year's freehman claaa. The whole idea ie to provide positive pressive start, but a cross-town quar­ U. of Colorado (CU) athlete* will minority rale modela — male and terback named Rodney Peete could pre­ i cei ve some additional advice about female—for our athktee, in order to sent a problem after the two meet in IOW to cope with student life under a build a cultural identity leading to their annual Pac-10 showdown. rogram propoeed fay the CU Athle- •eif-eeteem for the individual,'' he Barry Sanders was probably the last ic Department name people thought of as this year's After a difficult year, in which Gregory aaea an improvement in running back contender for the Heis­ I ayers often received more publicity ClTe image on thehoriwn, with help man, but the junior has run away from tor off-field incidenU — euch aa coeminffttm support group. the competition and into the spotlight irreste for aaaauh and other miade- •^e-ro net an outlaw fooetball prog as a top contender. meanora — than far thatr play, the can, osatmy to what outsider* be- Lost in the quarterback shuffle has department it taktt atop* to im- Vm%' html "We have ana af the been Steve Walsh. The overachieving prove athlete* "i into senior has exceeded expectations, while •l_B_li-_M_-e^______Ae__. *t^ •(-___* tiU^ V______! if •__---' continuing the Hurricanes' tradition of the student body.-t r i ^HHFpff ^^^^'^^^'*"i?**^"1^^re_K '^^^^^. the department'! »Mp- "" •Mateyi, . good air attacks. nator. theatMetk AqwnH ? 1*it vui *MTT flefit trfrr Florida State running back Sammie Black athletee haw baara the aob- jitt-j-ka to atmHB a 1 it_»pa*toj»ttt«- Smith also regained some Heisman lectofinuchartlieeontn ~ "~ '_Ti JHP,. . hope after surviving a nightmarish start at Miami. kating united From Page 25

ll it the next day." lii'X Albertson, the club's coach and a mpetitc* in the 1980 U.S. Olympic i.ils. guides club members through ... dryland workouts and two skating -urns per week. Hie more dedicated members also •ike regular runs up nearby Flagstaff Mountain and lift weights twice a week. Such is the stuff big thighs are made of. The training ha.s paid off this year for t wool Albertson's pupils. Chantal Dunn .mel Patrick ''annon took time off school this se i.iisi.i to train in Calgary in hopes ul nt kingtheU.S. national team. Although the CU club is fairly popu­ lar, wilh about 25 members, the sport as ei 'hole "ha.s been on a decline for a long, lont,' tithi'." Albertson said. In the early pari ofthe decade, there were only 800 registered speed skaters in the country, i far cry from the 1920s when there • ie about 20,000. The sport is slowly coming back, \lbertsiin said, but there's "not a lot of ecruitment." That the U.S. has pro­ duced so many Olympic medals from Mich a small pool is "phenomenal," he ^aid. The program lat CU) is for anyone interested in learning to skate," Albert- on said. "In fact, we prefer rookies. I'hen we don't have to break bad iliits." affeine

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B I3en Cohen • Daily Texan The group's efforts proved unsuccess­ U ' Texas, Austin ful, and Wisconsin currently stands as the only state to outlaw amyl nitrate >A hile a "zero tolerance" crusade and butyl nitrate. Its laws were passed •M nst illegal substances like mari- after a state legislator died while snif­ Iii. ,i and crack draws media and pub- fing the chemicals. IH ..Mention, drugs of a different, and While state law separates Rush and le I. variety pass right under their Medusa from other narcotics, no such no • 8, distinctions exist in the bodies of users. hese drugs, categorized as in­ The drugs affect the brain and heart ii. II nits, include many common house- immediately upon inhaling, producing hold products such as spray paint and a high lasting from 30 seconds to five rection fluid. Users inhale the minutes. i ij is to receive a quick high. Certain "Sniffing cuts off oxygen to the brain, inhalants popular among college stu­ resulting in euphoria and a sense of get­ di tit- however, serve only highly spe­ ting high," Marquez said. "It also stimu­ ed or little-known purposes other lates the heart muscle, making it beat Ihan as narcotics. Nitrous oxide cap- real fast." -iili's. railed "Whip-it," also provide an Immediate effects also include de­ in er tin-counter way to get high. Res­ creased blood pressure, dizziness and taurants and ice cream stores use them headaches that vary with the experi­ le make whipped cream. ence ofthe user, the user's surrounding Anyone IH or older can purchase and the amount taken. these "dari lub drugs," sold under "The high hangs around for less than Also threatening the well-being of us­ we confiscate it and give it back to them a minute, and you never black out for ers, sniffing inhalants reduces the effec­ when they leave. They're perfectly free "We'll party all night on over a minute. It changes your percep­ tiveness of the body's immune system, to do it on their own time, but the way coke aiul ''en at four in the tion really quickly and makes your ears leaving the user more vulnerable to a we look at it, this is our house and we ring and burn," said a U. of Texas variety of infectious diseases. mornlaf, you just don't don't want people doing it here." junior, who asked to remain anony­ "Anything like (Rush or Medusa I sup­ Marquez attributes the widespread wi il to do any more coke. mous. "It's fast fun." presses the immune response." said Ed use of these types of drugs among young So then we'll try ethyl or Inhaling can result in sudden death, Denton, director of treatment and in­ people largely to peer pressure, as well poppers." most commonly by causing heart tervention services at the Greater Au­ as their price and easy availability attacks or bursting blood vessels in the stin Council on Alcohol and Drug among friends. ih trade names as Rush, Locker brain. Abuse. "Several studies have indicated But regardless of whether clubs allow nom and Ethyl. Although they are "Especially if you have a congenital that AIDS isn't always 100 percent Rush or Medusa, they remain easier to mght and sold legally, their physical weakness, it can kill you," Marquez fatal; there's some indication that 2 to 5 purchase than alcohol for many college nd psychological effects make them said, adding that the drugs are often percent may not get it fatally. So it students. And in many ways, the drugs imilar to unlawful substances. psychologically addicting with in­ stands to reason that if you've supres- and their users differ from the usual "Rush, Medusa Ithe street name for creased tolerance. sed your immune system you run a perceptions surrounding inhalants. Ihyl chloride I — these are drugs. They The danger increases when one com­ greater risk of getting AIDS fatally." "People will take poppers (amyl ni­ have no commercial uses," said Jose bines inhalants with other drugs, which People can also easily "freak out" af­ trate capsules that are popped open and Marquez, minority director of Texans' intensify the effects. Nevertheless, us­ ter using inhalants, as Alex Hedgepeth, inhaled) to a concert, for example and a War on Drugs. "They say Rush is a room ers commonly mix and match inhalants the doorman at the Sixth Street night­ lot of kids tell me that people just pass 'ilnri/.er, but if you've ever smelled it, it with alcohol, marijuana and cocaine. club, Curfew, can attest. the stuff around, like a marijuana mells nasty, like old tennis shoes." "We'll party all night long on coke and "People on inhalants can be a disturb­ joint," Marquez said. Texans' War on Drugs supported a then at four in the morning, you just ance to our other customers. Too many But despite their dangers, over-the- ill that would include certain in- don't want to do any more coke. So, we'll people abuse it. We once had a guy who counter narcotics like Rush and Medusa ilants in the section with the Texas try ethyl or poppers," said a UT senior fell off a chair about six times," still remain legal, cheap and well be­ tai code to make them illegal. who also requested anonymity. Hedgepeth said. "If we find something, hind the front lines ofthe war on drugs. Contacts to wear and trash By Nancy Prosser become dirty, the cornea and eyelids of • Kansas State Collegian the person wearing them can be dis­ Kansas State U. turbed. Sometimes the person has to Disposable contacts now offer the stop wearing contact lenses altogether. convenience of wearing contacts with­ .Senior Von Hallauer wears dispos­ out the hassle of daily and weekly able contacts and said he thinks the new maintenance. system is great. The contacts are worn continuously "I don't have to hassle with taking for one to two weeks, then removed, them out every night and cleaning them thrown away and replaced by a fresh like I did with soft lenses — it's great," now on pair of lenses. "The lenses are much saf­ Hallauer said. The lenses can be worn FleiscW., er and healthier for patients' eyes, be­ one to two weeks, depending on the pa­ of NT cause they are removed before they be­ tients' eye characteristics. "Last come dirty," said Dr. Paul Bullock, a Disposable lenses cost $.5 each. Sa* Manhattan optometrist who offers dis­ "lHaving disposable lensesl isn't "This posable contacts. cheaper, but it's more comfortable." causewhen Many people who have traditional Hallauer said. "But if vou have a prob­ notcoMigteB**! soft contact lenses don't follow a proper lem losing contacts, il would be notimre cleaning routine, he said. As contacts cheaper." 30 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Student Body • NOVEMBER DECEMBER 1988 Charity wins big ^r^ M BS in record-breaking basketball game ^ _F^_F" •: •; v e____r ^______V______B^V Sr "*' -Ee^a _E By Tom E Norman and Ann B. South I _1 t i • ^,______P^ ^-^^TP'I • The Daily Universe e_T' >«__r e_____ *** ••"' _%______A 38 P Brigham Young U., UT ____. ^__ ^"****^H ' l ______•__. m O o Almost one week after beginning a marathon basketball game, eight [ N_^ | Brigham Young V. students and two • r a ^eaaW' ^^'•.^------^ i •at Salt Lake City high school students m earned themselves a spot in the Guin­ Jennifer Carstens tapes up Timm Rosenbach belore a Chrisla Mitchell works on Marline Brown. "Past coaching 1 ness Bonk of World Records practice. This is Carstens third year as a trainer. staffs had more conservative ideas," she said. The marathon raised money lor American Cancer Society I ACS i re­ search The goal was to collect $8,000 which would put the ACS over $1 mil­ Two familiar females on football sidelines lion for H'KeH. player Dave Hone said. -Joining Hone and coordinator Steve three years. They have worked basketball, volleyball and Nelson were players Mike Hone. By April Cargill track, but Mitchell said being a trainer for football is diffe­ • Daily Evergreen Jonathan Neff, Paul McGuire, Wilburn rent from other sport.s for which she has trained. Sprnwl. Todd Corelli and Dale Asav Washington State U. "Trainers have to focus in on the people who are injured High school students Ken Browning Washington State U. I WSU) football fans will see women and keep your eyes on everyone else," she said, adding that and Tony Dailey were also team mem­ on the field for the first time this fall. it's hard to know everyone on the team because the number bers. Dailey's ankle injury kept him In an occupation where men are the prominent figures, of players is much larger than in basketball and volleyball. from finishing. WSU has set the standard by hiring Christa Mitchell and Mitchell said they feel pressure from the coaching staff "We've had a blast just playing.'' said .Jennifer Carstens as the university's first female football when a starter is injured and the coaches want the player McGuire. "It's just a novel thing to he trainers. on the field. This year's coaching staff is the first staff to let able tn break the world's record in some­ "This is the first time two females have been assigned in women trainers travel with the team. "Past coaching staffs thing." an organizational capacity," said Mark Smaha, WSU's had more conservative ideas of women," she said. Nelson said the team began practic­ head athletic trainer. Smaha, president ofthe National Athletic Trainers Asso­ ing once a week to get to know each The women lighten the load for Smaha by ensuring ev­ ciation, said he is happy the two made it through their other and had a few "nnm-marathons" erything is ready for practices and games. Smaha said application and interview process at WSU to become foot­ ul four to six hours. WSU's selection of women trainers may set the precedent ball trainers. "I knew it was going to have to he a for years to come. "However things go this year will deter­ "I am really proud of our (athletic trainer) program be­ team effort," Nelson said. "We'd all have mine the future for women on the field," he said. cause of our kids," he said. "We picked students who would to be really good, close friends and that's Carstens and Mitchell have been trainers at WSU for reflect the quality and character of our program." what happened — we've pulled it off." NOV .1BER DECEMBER 1988 • Student Body U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 31 Ci lit College students Coi ued From Page 1 should establish i a i han she could afford, Jennifer herself $1,000 in debt and with- good credit early ans to pay her bills ills piled up, the pressures took By Grace Hobson ell She avoided phone culls and • The University Daily Kansan ues. She stopped attending das- lull U. of Kansas il her grades slipped. "It affected ihe point where I stopped caring Establishing a healthy credit rating abe everything," she said. is necessary for students if they want to •nl'er finally broke down and told get loans or jobs after graduation, but hei .nls. who were empathetic and with the deluge of credit card offers, he' It some ofthe financial burden. students may feel a bit overwhelmed. R nifer is still paying the price for There are several ways to establish idigal spending by sitting out a credit, according to Arnold Feinberg, i and working at a local res- general manager of the Credit Bureau tee set her finances straight. of Lawrence Inc. He suggests the fol­ i - often wait until it's too late lowing: eirparents,said Kathleen Hen- III associate professor of liusi- • Have a parent co-sign on a credit [exasTech U. who counsels stu- card or a loan application. n 'lilet and negotiates with their • Take out a student loan. "It's a big moneymaker overall," Car­ finance course is being offered for the • Work for a year, then apply for man said.'That kind of money is expen­ first time this semester. And other cam­ credit. ie' away from home for the first sive." puses are trying new ways to help stu­ • Open a checking or savings account 11 \ ing to prove t heir independ- American Kxpress and most other dents in debt. Financial aid counselors to prove money manageability. nnessey said ".Students some- card issuers allow students to get at Indiana U., Bloomington, give Terri Pippert, assistant vice presi­ e I like failures when they be- around income and employment re­ budget-planning workshops in dormi­ dent in the consumer loan office of First newed under in debt, but only quirements by counting other sources of tories, while Iowa State U.'s student National Bank of Lawrence, Kan., said :• making things worse." money, such as financial aid, student government funds a financial-planning students should be careful when choos­ iif,'!i there can be many reasons, loans or allowances from parents. The clinic in Ames, Iowa, run by trained stu­ ing a credit card. i) lack of discipline is the most card issuers usually don't impose any dent counselors. • nt cause for runaway debt. eSome things to look for when sorting extra restrictions — such as lower All too often, though, the counseling Carman, an SWT finance pro- out credit card applications, according spending limits — on cards to students. comes too late. At the U. of California, mi it all comes down to budget- to Pippert: "We try to sign up as many as we can," Ixis Angeles, about 35 percent of stu­ i ve just got to discipline your- • Cards that don't have transaction said Susan Weeks, a spokeswoman for dents asking for additional financial aid IU're on a limited budget." he fees, which are charges for every purch­ Citibank, which issues both Visa and over the past two years said they needed ase made. ud ii - hard to do when people are MasterCard accounts to students. In it to cover credit card bills, said counsel­ • Cards offering 18 percent or lower pl •-lie at you." the past two years, Citibank has ing supervisor John Hoyt. annual interest rates. ruian ' unless students are attracted 1.,') million students as credit Counselors said part of the problem • Cards that allow a grace period, in card customers. .ee" . e education with credit. begins at home. Students see their pa­ which interest is charged on purchases ' hiceh i. investment, those with a ("ard issuers say students default at rents use credit cards but don't see the when they are not paid for in full at the '"e' should "jusl say no" lo about the same rate and some are even bills they pay, said Jerry W. Lewis, end of the month. '•-••dii euro.', more responsible than other adult card president of Consumer ("redit Counsel­ '' credit card companies don't make holders "I think they view (credit cards I ing .Service of suburban Chicago. The best type of credit card is the lg no easy. as a symbol of adulthood and are reluc­ In the end, many students learn the proprietary credit card, which is a card Eager to latch onto customers who tant to shirk that responsibility," said hard way and are wiser as a result. Jen­ usable only in one store, said Harry II continue to use their cards after Betsy Ludlow, vice president for new nifer said learning to live within a Paper, vice president of KBC Card .Ser­ iaduation and usually have much big­ accounts at American Express. budget has made her less materialistic. vice in Wichita, Kan. These cards limit ger incomes, credit card issuers see col­ Though no specific financial counsel­ "It's changed my attitude about things," the temptation to overspend to one lege students as their future. ing service exists at SWT, a personal she said. store.

Plus-minus According to UI Collegiate Associa­ PLUS MINUS DEBATE Reject tions Council President Cordon Fis­ Continued From Page 2 cher, student leaders are concerned the Grading system Continued From Page 1 new system will lead to a deflation of "Then when you do have a system grades and an overall decrease in stu­ tions are shocked to receive letters of that is finely divided, the typical com­ dents' grade point averages. rates a 'minus' plaint is that the numbers suggest a rejection, even after a seemingly suc­ Tm really concerned about the cessful interview. line gradation that doesn't really exist" effects that plus-minus grading will at U. of Kansas "Most ofthe time, it just comes down In a letter to liberal arts faculty last have." Fischer said. "I think that both all. College of Liberal Arts Associate Students and faculty at the U. to numbers and how many positions are top students and students who are bare­ of Kansas are debating the use of lean James Lindberg highlighted spe- ly scraping by will be hurt. available," said Linda Weiss, associate ilic policies governing the new system, plus-minus grading in the College director of the placement center. She "Even with the 'A +,' I felt top stu­ of Liberal Arts and Sciences. ecluding the following: dents' GPAs will gradually decrease," recommends getting feedback from the "There hasn't been enough re­ company. • The use ofthe plus-minus system is Fischer said. "And the implementation search done on a national level, etional. Departments and individual ofthe new system will really hurt those Student rejection is also felt at the and the college hasn't done any­ ulty are free to use the old system or who are barely getting by. They will social level. The Greek system's rush thing to add to that," said William '• new system, but musl apply the probably have trouble graduating be­ process is the ultimate form of student Bayne, president of Students erne system to all students in a given cause they're usually the ones getting marketing and perhaps the harshest Against the Plus-Minus Grading iss. the minuses." form of rejection. But social rejection System. • The grading system used by an in- The major negative aspect noted at can be the best way to learn to sell one­ i uctor must be the same for all sec- other universities (which recently Bayne also said he was dis­ self better. ns of multi-section courses. added the plus-minus marks to their turbed that many students we­ • An instructor should announce at grading systemsl was a tendency for ren't aware ofthe grading policy "When you get your heart set on e beginning ofthe semester the grad- students at the very top to have slightly change. something and then it is taken away, it L! system to he used. lower GPAs, said James Lindberg, Lloyd Sponholtz, director of is an emotional blow. To some, it is a • (irades of'D-' will be counted as pas- associate dean for academic programs undergraduate studies in history, crisis," said Counselor-in-Residence ng grades toward collegiate require- ofthe UI College of Liberal Arts. said he was against the plus- (CIRl Julie Reighter. • nts For courses taken pass/nonpass. However, the UI's system "explicitly minus system because ofthe lack "Turn to a person you know will lis­ i.ides of *C* or better will count as pas- includes an 'A I ' to guard against any of uniformity. ten," Reighter suggested. "A resident mg. tendency to lower the GPAs of students "A 'B +' in one class is a 'B' in adviser, a CIR, or even a close friend can • Recommended grade distributions at the very top," he said. another," Sponholtz said. "Also, it be helpful." t'nr larger courses in the College of Hilery Livcngood contributed to this will make it hard for students Liberal Arts will remain the same. story. competing for scholarships with The most important thing students students from other schools that should remember is to talk about their Get your own copy every month. don't have the system." feelings, she said, because later in life, • (ii-nce I lute .nee. The University Daily the rejection felt in college can be a valu­ u. Call 1-800-662-5511 for your own subscription. Kansan, U. of Kansas able experience. c 1968 Michelob Dr\ Bee. Anheuser-Busch Inc . St Louis. Mo

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